Crossing the Streams || Helldivers 2

Metric_Furlong: (chefs stop using meat as a culinary crutch challenge rating: impossible)
 TehAmelie: ha. i just saw a post about some Master Chef TV show with some poor master chefs having to copy a cake-sized chocolate watch made by that chocolate guy
Metric_Furlong: RIP
Metric_Furlong: also, in the interests of breaking the tie, if chat would like to help decide my fate (at least in terms of what I'll be watching) there's a very normal poll open https://take.quiz-maker.com/poll5127601xc21f4D18-155
Metric_Furlong: (3 Furlong Points™ still available for anyone playing the guessing game)
Metric_Furlong: (they're all real shows that have been given fake names as disguises)
thavleifrim: are the fake names based on the actual name or based on the sows content
Metric_Furlong: usually the former, since I haven't watched them beforehand
Metric_Furlong: sometimes it may reference the synopsis
 TehAmelie: there we are. if nothing else it's a showcase of the level on which chocolate guy works https://phoenixyfriend.tumblr.com/post/725040873755328512/
Metric_Furlong: that's quite impressive
 TehAmelie: wait, that doesn't have the pictures of the final results
 TehAmelie: https://i.imgur.com/Grm0pl3.jpg [Wall-E voice] tadah
 ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a $15,000 antique Checkpoint mug
thavleifrim: thats not a bad attempt honestly
 TehAmelie: no no
 TehAmelie: but they are mere mortals
Metric_Furlong: yeah, especially given the time constraints Master Chef contestents are usually under
Metric_Furlong: okay, poll is down to a 2-way tiw
Metric_Furlong: progress, progess
thavleifrim: they did a whole show with im and actual pro pastry chefs trying to copy him and they still struggled
thavleifrim: dessert masters apparently its was a masterchef spinoff
 TehAmelie: checks out
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Metric_Furlong: okay, one last shot of the poll before we go live: https://take.quiz-maker.com/poll5127601xc21f4D18-155
 TehAmelie: i regret i have but one vote to give
thavleifrim: quick someone get it back to a 3 way tie
Metric_Furlong: for anyone wanting to weigh-in on what I'm watching in a very unintuitive way
 TehAmelie: or wait, it probably makes more sense that way
Metric_Furlong: @thavleifrim no. bad.
 TehAmelie: 
 SnackPak_:   
 PharaohBender27:  !
  alexsteacy: LIBURTY
Metric_Furlong: main screen turn on
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 Taveena: I have no idea how one dives a hell, but I can't wait to learn-
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 Rumiir_the_Dragon: freedom
 SergeYager: DEMOCRACY
 Rumiir_the_Dragon: managed democracy
 Sorator13: Oh hey, now I can see what all the fuss is about
Walla_tv: oh man this game is the best kind of shitshow
 hiFunko: divin and vibin
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Metric_Furlong: okay, poll's untied, closing it now
Metric_Furlong: thanks to everyone who voted
Walla_tv: whos the cast for this one?
  Juliamon: You'll see shortly
 baltimore_667083: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: corn syrup from corn sugar from beets
 Arclight_Dynamo: @Walla_tv Four Dales.
 baltimore_667083: so it's just Iowa?
 ihlendrax: !secret
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 Darleysam: my favourite part is when you say "it's Helldivin' time" and then Helldive everywhere
 NorthstarTex: *vibes democratically*
 CaptainSpam: I'm sort of surprised LRR hasn't already played Magicka on stream before.
MWGNZ:  
 Taveena: Is there a distinction between a helldive and a normal dive? Is there a heavendive?
 Taveena: Or is it a heavenleap
 Arclight_Dynamo: @CaptainSpam I believe they did, years and years ago.
 PharaohBender27: This intro sounds a little different for A Rose in a Field - have I just not heard it before, or is this some sort of remix?
 Taveena: Is helldive the opposite of heavensward?
 FarleyF: !players
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 CaptainSpam: @Arclight_Dynamo If they did, I have absolutely no memory of it.
 NorthstarTex: !findquote liberty
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Metric_Furlong: actual titles were: Sir Culation — Vampire Knight; Suddenly Rasing the Stakes — The Vampire Dies in No Time; Fang Canon — Viper's Creed; Sign of the Cross-Examination — Vatican Miracle Examiner
 NorthstarTex: welp
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 PharaohBender27: Man, LRRbot getting salty today
 NewtyNewts: I've never seen this game, what should we expect?
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 TehAmelie: what depths of hell are we divin to, you think? The sixth circle? Gehenna? Styx?
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 hiFunko: @NewtyNewts Freedom
Angreed66: I'm interested to see  how much experience the cast will have and how quickly they figure out  weaknesses
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ChippTunes: man oh man this game is some of the most fun ive had in ages
 Darleysam: Democracy
flouncy_magooo: 
 TheAinMAP:    
 NewtyNewts: @hiFunko Hmmm, like me a freedom
 baltimore_667083: hi Adam!
 PharaohBender27: Old but GOOD
 hatboozeparty: Its a classic!
 TheWriterAleph: oldie but a banger
 NorthstarTex: Lots of old references
 micalovits: And you all look so much better now!
 TehAmelie: timeless
MichaelSnowbird: but one of the best
 iris_of_ether: Still a banger
 NimrodXIV: not as old as the background!
 gualdhar: Oki Oki gets a new intro first
 Arclight_Dynamo: Can't believe it still has Beej in it. Man died three years ago.
 Taveena: Back before Minecraft had its own show.
 NotCainNorAbel: yeah, it has minecraft things in it
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EvilBadman: That background has a WiiU
 NorthstarTex: yeah, you're not in it
NarishmaReborn: we're all old, it matches
 TheAinMAP: Hello.
ChippTunes: what's good homie
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 itsr67: 
 PharaohBender27: It was filmed June 18, 2016 IIRC (there was a Loading Time that showed some of the filming for it)
 Darleysam: llllllliberty!
  Juliamon: not only does it have Minecraft, it's pre-ore revamp
 Earthenone: !patreon
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 couchboyj: Intro needs to start monitoring its fiber intake
 baltimore_667083: @Darleysam liberty biberty
 Earthenone: !store
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 Brozard: da money
 saucemaster5000: internet street jugglers
 Crad0k: at the end question mark
 couchboyj: 
 PharaohBender27: That's what VODs are for!
 RealGamerCow: Your beard is looking luxurious Adam
 Darleysam: 
 SageofShadowzF: The beat part is when the funny internet and says my name though
 couchboyj: 
 SnackPak_: 
 Nigouki: hallo
EvilBadman: @PharaohBender27 The yubtub vods have no sub crawl
 lilyoftheveil666: Ook ook
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 PharaohBender27: Wow is Serge loud
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 gualdhar: Serge why
 itsr67: D:
Boon_33: 500% SERGE
 SnackPak_: Serge is at a 12
 PharaohBender27: @EvilBadman I mean the Twitch VODs
 Kramburger: Serge pls stop deepthroating the mic
EvilBadman: Serge is AMPED for DEMOCRACY
 Gen2Gengar: Serge so loud
 A_Dub888: Notable loud boy Serge Yager
 TheAinMAP: Sound power Serge.
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Metric_Furlong: can we make Cori explain Squilk to the rest of the streamers?
 Kramburger: Social Insects? More like SOCIALIST insects
 Darleysam: ah, close to my SES Panther of Family Values
 MilkInBags: stonks
Alex_Frostfire: I'm actually curious to see what this game's about. My workplace has been talking about it here and there.
 Seth_Erickson: Yo I hear we're hell diving
 raulghoulia: I didn't know Serge was a memelord
 micalovits: Super Earth is Super
 Taveena: *SUPER EARTH*. That's amazing.
 Getter404: And now Serge is low kinda low?
 Darleysam: Super Earth has Freedom
 Seth_Erickson: Super Earth has better democracy Adam
 NorthstarTex: super earth is super
 NotCainNorAbel: Earth is on vacation
 Kramburger: Have you ever seen Earth and Super Earth in the same room?
EvilBadman: Mother of Family Values is choice ship name
 Brozard: Super Earth is just better
flouncy_magooo: 
GenericGuy2G: @Alex_Frostfire It's about democracy, bugs, action, and chaos.
MichaelSnowbird: so if you are hunting bugs is it considered a "Raid" ?
7gorobei: super earth is supersized
 korvys: Super Earth!? lol
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 korvys: Heath Slater?
 Melfina__: Super Earth, love it
Metric_Furlong: oh no, Heath!
 circusofkirkus: HEETH
 micalovits: Super earth is just #TotallyNotFacist Earth
 NorthstarTex: this game is very starship troopers
 PharaohBender27: Is Super Earth actually Earth, or like Earth 2?
 Seth_Erickson: Time to Liberate Brothers KKona
 A_Dub888: Was Super Earth rocketed to this sector from an exploding starsystem?
 hatboozeparty: Hold the planet until morale improves
 RealGamerCow: kkona
 Earthenone: sure would be awkward if earth highlighted for me wouldent it 
lochnessseammonster: 
 Saintnex: Semper Fi, Pumpkin Pie, BRUTHER
 Dog_of_Myth: Is it LIBERATION Time Brothers?
 hiFunko: medals unlock new weapons and gear
Orxolon: good evening everybody
ghyllnox: LLLLLLLlllliberated
GenericGuy2G: Wait! What happened to Angel's Venture in the last 24 hours?
 OldUncleDan: Double secret  probation Earth.
GenericGuy2G: I am enraged!
 hiFunko: You get 45 medals if we, as a community, complete the order
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GenericGuy2G: Someone find Joel and make him answer for this crime!
Metric_Furlong: did that say 'umlaut sector'?
 Seth_Erickson: That's how Free those Sectors are
 Darleysam: by which Serge means enormous VR headsets
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Directly from the Helldiver's wiki:
Boon_33: LIBERATED
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Coincidentally and ENTIRELY UNRELATED to the war effort against their reign of terror, the Terminids also happen to be natural producers of oil.
That_Jerk_RMED subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 106 months!
 That_Jerk_RMED: Friendly Fire is the most efficient means of Spreading Democracy and showing your patriotism. You're not supporting Super Earth fully unless you're saluting in the heart of an explosion.
 micalovits: The Devs are playing the evil gius 
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 Seth_Erickson: Malevelon Creek fell
prince_infidel: So it's Adam, Cori, Serge, & Alex?
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 PharaohBender27: @prince_infidel Seems so
 Getter404: "Screwed up" as if it wasn't meant to cave their faces in
 Arclight_Dynamo: There is *so much* UI.
 ladylinzington: o7 the creek
 NorthstarTex: community completion, as in this universe is living there are devastating losses
 hiFunko: Angel's Venture is the one marked as "defend"
Mark_D_Stroyer: Oh hey, I love Star Wars Battlegrounds II!
 LordZarano: "(astronomy) Any extrasolar rocky planet several times larger than Earth, especially such a planet detected as it transits its star." - Wiktionary
 Seth_Erickson: Freedom KKona
 NorthstarTex: to the pupper system
ChippTunes: what did you name your ships?
 Sorator13: @LordZarano what is this defining?
 JadedCynic: Time to serve up some LIBER-tea!
Metric_Furlong: truth, justice and Fenrir 3-dom for all
 LordZarano: @Sorator13 super-Earth
 Saintnex: based on the little Ive seen, this game is real sweet
 Sorator13: Ah, gotcha
 JadedCynic: ODST drop!
 Seth_Erickson: Where's Tomato Town
Orxolon: i'm loving this already
 TheMerricat: So fair warning to anyone planning on picking this up and don't have a four stack of friends to play it with... like Warhammer and Starship Troopers, there are a lot of people who miss the obvious jabs at fascism in this and are super excited to play one....
Metric_Furlong: @Seth_Erickson got wiped out
Orxolon: i'm so hyped for this stream !!!
 hiFunko: the top icons are generic stratagems everyone on the mission gets access to
 hiFunko: the coloured icons are the ones you choose for yourself
 NorthstarTex: this game dials up the cinematics to 11, its so cool to see
 PMAvers: So when do we fight a Rathalos?
 That_Jerk_RMED: Respawn method, LFG beacon, beacon for supplies.
 Seth_Erickson: @Metric_Furlong Noooo this can't be true 
 JadedCynic: those are your 'Strategems' - the support options (that you play ddr to activate  )
 HadesLeprechaun: Mission Strategems are preset based on the mission, shared by everyone
 Taveena: tomato town is the capital of tomato county
 MilkInBags: nationalism 
 SmithKurosaki: time for FREEDOM
 NewtyNewts: @Seth_Erickson Ask Alex, he knows the Tomato Way
 TheAinMAP: 
 Sorator13: What a good tip
 Seth_Erickson: I like that the pods look like bullets
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Angreed66: well the limit is a redeploy limit
 Ysurin91: and you can go over the limit but you dont get the bonus for finishing quicker
 Lysander_salamander: hello everyone!
 TehAmelie: i didn't realize they were not actual bullets
Orxolon: wouldn't that hurt?
 JadedCynic: @Sorator13 there's loads of useful stuff out of the Training Manual 
Alex_Frostfire: Boolo cap! Wait, wrong game.
 Lysander_salamander: who's on the squad today?
Metric_Furlong: good start, good start
lochnessseammonster: in your lane, moisturized
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/PreciousPeppyFungusRitzMitz-n1zZ6dm-6sJwz9Jn
Metric_Furlong: we've confirmed there's fall damage
 TheAinMAP: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Taking the high ground. Sound strats
 hiFunko: You can definitely get stuck in geometry
 Diabore: crack team of divers here
 HadesLeprechaun: melee him!
Boon_33: bye alex
 micalovits: Great start
 Saintnex: Friendly fire is a thing
 WiJohn: Alex, this is not watch and play
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 JadedCynic: alex...did you find the sub ocean?
 Strebenherz: PFFFFFT
 pn55: @Lysander_salamander Adam, Serge, Alex, and Cori
 hatboozeparty: DO IT
 niccus: isn't alex supposed to be the expert
MichaelSnowbird: mission success at 50%
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/SquarePoisedGnatCharlietheUnicorn-4pgIiUlWlMengSNQ
 Strebenherz: Strategic friendly fire
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, the most perfect of all Alex starts
Angreed66: time to self grenade
 Alness49: No patriots in foxholes
 That_Jerk_RMED: GRENADE
LearningXP: Melee supposedly gets you unstuck
 Kramburger: Inquisitor Adam
 niccus: the game is aware...
 Nigouki: this is amazing start
 Lysander_salamander: hahaha
 Strebenherz: "Put a grenade in Alex's hole"
LearningXP: Try a melee attack
 JadedCynic: of COURSE you did, alex - W+P techniques are muscle memory now
Chaser617: Commissar Solution
 NorthstarTex: Is there an unstuck command?
Mark_D_Stroyer: Adam is the Hell Kommisar
 Strebenherz: HE'S FURTHER IN
 Sorator13: "putting your grenade in the Alex hole" is not a line I expected to hear this evening
 JadedCynic: grenades are dangerous, just like IRL
 Saintnex: welp
 Seth_Erickson: Liberated
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Has someone been killed by a respawn pod yet?
 Seth_Erickson: literally
 Melfina__: Amazing start
MichaelSnowbird: jesus
Orxolon: LRR already fighting the worst enemy yet:SCENARIO
 Dog_of_Myth: Freedom 
 Taveena: MERICA
 HadesLeprechaun: alex grenade himself?
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7gorobei: Liberated .... from this mortal coil
 JadedCynic: someone else has to 'request reinforcements'
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 Lysander_salamander: 
 That_Jerk_RMED: Oh, no! Anyway.
 Strebenherz: 100 For Alex's Friendly Fired hole
Metric_Furlong: https://clips.twitch.tv/TolerantSpicyHerdRaccAttack-hzNvV1uH3y58lCzQ
 Seth_Erickson: It's a pretty cool game
Boon_33: score is 0-1
 Afxxthemad: Thank you for the sub Ivalenz
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Strebenherz That should be a spite sponsor later in Qwerpline from Richard Thurpston
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/AlertShakingLorisStrawBeary-73zhaZmIkWuJR_ER
 TehAmelie: "i expect any man here to do the same for me" "um but you did it yourself"
 Seth_Erickson: Wish I had friends with which to play with honestly
 micalovits: The basic includes a machine gun
 HadesLeprechaun: you guys all start with the one auto rifle
 Saintnex: Machine gun drop is basic
 niccus: if you've played MGSV, it's similar to that schmoovement
Mark_D_Stroyer: I also wish I had friends.
 JadedCynic: you are like Imperial Guard in 40K - you're squishy, but you have a LOT of force multiplier support 
 devilmonkey2012: what difficulty we playin on chat?
Walla_tv: alt sends you leaping in a kinda goofy way
MichaelSnowbird: So I have a question. Whats with the capes?
 Kramburger: MGS5 has good movement
 MilkInBags: why not capes?
 hiFunko: It does feel a lot like playing MGSV
EvilBadman: You'd be wrong
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 Sorator13: @MichaelSnowbird Well, we're expendable, so no reason *not* to use capes
 Seth_Erickson: Democracy Drafts 
 PharaohBender27: @MichaelSnowbird They're COOL. Next question. 
Metric_Furlong: Metal Gear Rising kind of does, but that's not quite the same thing
 Walla_tv: @Dog_of_Myth Thanks for the gift sub!
  Juliamon: Beer beer beeeeeeeeer
 hiFunko: click to ADS, hold to third person aim
 Kramburger: Also MGSV has David Bowie music so it automatically whips
 JadedCynic: @MichaelSnowbird they're to show off these Super Citizens' devotion to Managed Democracy™ !!!1!
 hiFunko: I prefer third person so you can see the circle reticle where the gun barrel is actually pointing based on movement
MichaelSnowbird: All good answers. Thanks
 That_Jerk_RMED: @hifunko Me, army crawling past five Chargers: "Reeeeeally could use a cardboard box right now..."
 HadesLeprechaun: did Adam do the tutorial or did someone else in the office run through it first?
Metric_Furlong: whoops
 Seth_Erickson: spend the whole clip brother
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone who hasn't been able to watch much of Serge Tarkov, is he a sniper like James?
 Saintnex: FREEDOM bruther!
 TehAmelie: use your STRATAGEMS!
 JadedCynic: for FREEDOM
 micalovits: Ah yes,  the Imperial Guard way of fighting a war. Expendable dudes point, and air support provides murder
Orxolon: Do you want to know more?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This seems like what the victim of a zurg rush must see
 Scarbble: rip and tear?
MichaelSnowbird: they may have grazed Adam
 Arclight_Dynamo: Your cape is just *soaked* in bug ichor.
 That_Jerk_RMED: @micalovits Fleet does the flying, MI does the dying! 
 TheAinMAP: 
 Seth_Erickson: The music is great
 hiFunko: You only get paid for objectives and resources. Fighting is a trap
 JadedCynic: @micalovits ding; you nailed it 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Arclight_Dynamo It's getting through the joints in this suit
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hope it's not too acidic on your skin!
Dezponia: Hai Adam! Love you and Ben on Lets NOPE. You're my favorite spooky games buddies!  
 Arclight_Dynamo: @Thefluffiestguineapig Eeeeew!
 Seth_Erickson: Democracy filled my sample container lmao
 hiFunko: It's shared, however it's also physically being carried by the person who grabbed it. If they die, they drop it and it needs to be looted
 That_Jerk_RMED: Fighting is occasionally the goal, but typically you want to avoid fights as the difficulty scales up.
 kusinohki: "blue pillar in the sky with diamonds..."
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JoeKim: How's the DEMOCRACY
 Walla_tv: dont shoot that
 JadedCynic: oh MY!
 That_Jerk_RMED: Shoot it.
 HadesLeprechaun: shoot it
Soulapo: shoot it
 JadedCynic: shoot that from a distace
 That_Jerk_RMED: Something fun will happen.
Laserbeaks_Fury: That sounds like a challenge
MWGNZ: @JoeKim managed!
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 That_Jerk_RMED: But you have to be REAL CLOSE to it.
Soulapo: throw a grenade on the container
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Well JoeKim Serge has already made one joke that I don't think he knew was a piss joke so good start
Orxolon: this game seems satisfying
 TheMerricat: SUPER credits.
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 Arclight_Dynamo: Oh. It's like a Super Thanks!
 NewtyNewts: Super. Credits.
 NorthstarTex: Super Credits for super earth
 JadedCynic: Super Credits are the currency of Super Earth
Metric_Furlong: it's the most innovate currency I've spent in years
 Seth_Erickson: Super Credits for participating in Super Capitalism
 Scarbble: the credits don't spend unless you're moving
 That_Jerk_RMED: Alex with the stealth DREDD reference.
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 Walla_tv: press 1
 ylegm: press 1
 HadesLeprechaun: no you still have your main
 hiFunko: No but the bugs seem to be able to make you drop your primary
CptMurphey: gl is slot 3
 hiFunko: With some attacks
flouncy_magooo: Are... are we the baddies?
 That_Jerk_RMED: Afam's cooking a grenade.
 NorthstarTex: adam "no gun" savidan
 holidayMD: y
 micalovits: @flouncy_magooo Yes
 Seth_Erickson: y usually
 Brozard: Y or Triangle
JoeKim: We can't be bad
 JadedCynic: adam has some survival instincts 
JoeKim: We're spreading freedom
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Super troopers level bad, yup
CptMurphey: controller technically has an advantage in that you can move while you're doing a call in
 Brozard: Medium Punch 
 Wicker_Guide: @flouncy_magooo if you have time to ask, you have time to kill
 TehAmelie: we're declaring an alien planet "Hell" and killing its inhabitants for oil, how could that be bad?
Dezponia: Adam LIBERTY Savidan
 Dog_of_Myth: 
MWGNZ:   
JoeKim: You can change strategies to arrow keys to move while you input
CptMurphey: excellent
flouncy_magooo: @Wicker_Guide I'm doing my part! 
MichaelSnowbird: oops
 JadedCynic: Cori discovers friendly fire is ON
 Arclight_Dynamo: Fire control, bro.
 Lysander_salamander: oh, the grenades sometimes bounce off of enemies
 ylegm: grenades do indeed bounce
 HadesLeprechaun: grenades bounce if too close
 hiFunko: sweet Serge, Helldivers are expendable
tetradd01: And if you get in my way, it's your Ownnnn fault!
 JadedCynic: it bounced past the bug and found Cori 
 ライシェン: i was firing WITH you
 Cptasparagus: gotta cook your grenade
 Brozard: Under-over on Adam getting flattened by the Pelican?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dezponia Point of order, gun straw man AKA American Savidan already exists. His catchphrase is Kay Kona Brother!
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/RichAdventurousKuduPanicVis-AU4aIBQNZ1yQpxwh
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/PricklyCooperativeSushiDerp-zAfsOt8hoTkWuRh6
JoeKim: Excellent
 Seth_Erickson: Freedoms protected
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/RockyCleanOrcaBCouch-6xV9Nr_L_FyPc10T
7gorobei: Freedomized
 Crad0k: feet first into hell
 Saintnex: KKONA, Freedom for everyone
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup, defended.
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's weird how ubiquitous Pelicans are
 hiFunko: War is hell, Serge
whitefirecomix: Gun-nut Adam would love this game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: With an assault, yup
 Darleysam:   
 SmithKurosaki: ngl, wasn't expecting Serge to be the FREEDOM person 
 Sorator13: It did bounce off an enemy, yeah
 Walla_tv: we can check the stats at the end here 
 micalovits: Serge, you just thought something non patriotic, and Adam heroically defended Super Earth
 MilkInBags: nice game, nice stream, bye!
Angreed66: It's a grenade. They don't explode instantly
 Seth_Erickson: the bounce was actually crazy
flouncy_magooo: We delivered a girthy amount of freedom
 Crad0k: wait, is that actually called a pelican?
 TheMerricat: It absolutely was a richochet.
mick_myage: def bounced off an enemy
 hiFunko: Pelican1 is the callsign of the extract drop ship
EvilBadman: Adam's KDR is infallible
 hiFunko: Pelican1 is a hero
MichaelSnowbird: Sometimes sacrifices have to be made for the good of the mission
 SkylerRingtail: Your effort matters just as much as your vote. Democracy!
 JadedCynic: @Crad0k yep; they wear their influences PROUDLY 
Orxolon: hahaha
 Seth_Erickson: Democracy's reach 
 HadesLeprechaun: go to Settings and check controller controls real quick, maybe?
JoeKim: Pelican 1 deserves every medal ever
 PMAvers: They're great assets. Great assets. To FREEDOM.
sounderfan84: sacrifices need to be made for entertaining content
 Seth_Erickson: Accuracy's a little dry
 Brozard: Pelican 1 is totally Matt Mercer too, didn't notice it at first
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PMAvers GREAT ASSETS
 northos: Serge, NICE
JoeKim: It's not Matt Mercer
 Sorator13: Adam was the only one not to die, well done
 TehAmelie: a marine dies for 15,000 poorly placed rounds, isn't that what they say in Jarhead?
 Brozard: @JoeKim It's not? They're a dead ringer then
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So is this like Lethal Company where you have bonuses for getting the most steps etc?
JoeKim: It's very similar but it's not him
 HadesLeprechaun: that is your ship
 hiFunko: If you want to help the Major Order, that's the planet marked DEFEND
JoeKim: I had to look it up because I thought so too
 ylegm: choose a zone
Heefnoff: Finally, Heckdivers
 Seth_Erickson: I'm doing my part!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TheMerricat: It's AFRAID!
 Darleysam: come on you apes, you wanna live forever?!
mick_myage: would you like to learn more?
Orxolon: "Do you want to know more?"
 Wicker_Guide: Pelican pilot is Ray Chase. To be fair, another actor who shows up all the time
Boon_33: mobile infantry made me the man i am today 
 DigitalSeahorse:  bugs!
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Laserbeaks_Fury: I have a huge list of quotes: Would you like to know more?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this technically online? So those are other players who have started those missions?
JoeKim: No way it is
EvilBadman: Would you like to know more, Serge?
 holidayMD: I'm from Super Earth and I say kill em all!
 Mazrae: Afternoon everyone
 TehAmelie: and "it's afraid!"
 PharaohBender27: @TheMerricat Glad I'm not the only one who thought of that one
 blip2004: do a flip six three hole
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I know the server demand when this first launched was staggering
mick_myage: service guarantees citizenship
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 Seth_Erickson: quadruplets basil
 holidayMD: The ship do represent other players
 Brozard: @JoeKim General Brasch is totally the Drifter from Destiny 2 though
 Seth_Erickson: This launch song is great
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is presents and not "presents" right?
JoeKim: Yes
 TheMerricat: What was our ships name chat?
 Seth_Erickson: Reminds me of Pacific Rim
Laserbeaks_Fury: what was the ship name?
 TheMerricat: Mother of something?
 hiFunko: the music is so good at evoking the Starship Troopers score
 Seth_Erickson: Mother of Family Values
 HadesLeprechaun: so Adam, that blue gun is a Heavy weapon (not your primary or sidearm) that you can call down right at the start of the mission with the Fighting game commands
EvilBadman: Mother of Family Values
 HondoTrigger: my ship is the Hammer of Democracy
 TheMerricat: 
 rosesmcgee: This is such a different game from the first one, it's wild
 Seth_Erickson: It's a great name
 62MGcobra: nice
 PharaohBender27:  but also 
 Darleysam: I went with panther, but Family Values is the best one
 TehAmelie: the bug designs are also good at evoking Starship Troopers
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I laughed so hard at that ship name I startled my cats
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Mother of Family Values got me
 Dog_of_Myth: Alex brings the best gifts
Laserbeaks_Fury: is there an ^^vv<><> Strategem?
 TheWriterAleph: aim with your heart
 62MGcobra: there are many like it but this one is mine
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dog_of_Myth As confirmed by his gift of the guillotine to the moonbase
 Seth_Erickson: Hold y maybe?
 holidayMD: Hold Y
 HondoTrigger: hold Y
Boon_33: i do not kill with my hand, i kill with my heart.
 TehAmelie: i do not aim with my eye, he who aims with his eye has forgotten the face of his father
 HondoTrigger: have you tried holding Y
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 gualdhar: I do not aim with my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I aim with my eye.
 TehAmelie: or, that
 Seth_Erickson: It's in the interest of Freedom Adam
 circusofkirkus: Freedom isn't Free
 Arclight_Dynamo: *Laughs Nervously*
 PharaohBender27: Fucking austerity policies (is hauled off to a "rehabilitation center")
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Seaf I assume is short for S_______ E______ As Fuck
 kalira77: why do these people have capes? did they not consult with edna mode?
Dezponia: @DigitalSeahorse Noooes!    
 lilyoftheveil666: @circusofkirkus It costs $1.05
 HadesLeprechaun: 7 clips, there is a different button to find out exact number of bullets
 SkylerRingtail: Artillery is never optional
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @kalira77 The higher ups probably did and that's why they do
Boon_33: @kalira77 if you'rte expendable enough they let you have a cape/
 Crad0k: https://clips.twitch.tv/GeniusCoyStrawberryKeepo-WKix7JJzkRAxzwl-
Orxolon: controller players don't have map button?
Painfully_Dyslexic: is this the mini nuke?
 TehAmelie: Edna "capes are hard to animate" Mode doesn't own fashion
 HadesLeprechaun: @Orxolon they have all the controls, but I don't think Adam did the tutorial himself so is unfamiliar with controls so far
Micsig: mininuke spotted
 hiFunko: Adam you can use the grenade launcher to close the bug holes too
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie I would invite you to say that to her face and see if you still have that face after
 kusinohki: morbid thought - the capes are for covering the player's corpse...
 Rumiir_the_Dragon: mini nuke or smoke, both are yellow
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 Seth_Erickson: It's a dead shrimp brother
 Arclight_Dynamo: Shrimp are just small bugs.
 Brozard: shrimps is bugs
 northos: the jumboest of shrimp
 ShaneLeeAtk: Detlif?
 Taveena: shrimps is bug
 DigitalSeahorse: Dezponia   oh hey, a global goat
 TehAmelie: it would be hard since she's a fictional character 
 PharaohBender27: Crustaceans are the insects of the sea
 Wicker_Guide: Max Payne mode
7gorobei: tacticool
 Seth_Erickson: The leap movement is great
 62MGcobra: submissive and liberated
 rosesmcgee: These are just the intermediary life stage of the Popplers and Omicronians from Futurama
 matthaus_c: fussy baka
 MilkInBags: JUICE
MWGNZ:   
 Dog_of_Myth: 
rabbitgta:   
 Brozard: hoops
 Seth_Erickson: Love Liber-Tea
Orxolon: 1st try!
 hiFunko: Yeah the leap is great, you can really Max Payne it with the guns to
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nothing but net
 TheAinMAP: 
 varmintx0: How much farther can you throw it wen you yell "LIBERATED!"
Metric_Furlong: okay, Kobe for accuracy, Yeet for distance, Juice for speed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The juice call will give the others time to get out of ricochet range
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Micsig: you can hold reload
 TheMerricat: 
 MilkInBags: @moyobok yeah ok ill add you
 Brozard: 
 Seth_Erickson: someone got shot lmao
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Metric_Furlong So then what's for style with no value?
 HadesLeprechaun: you get an actual round count if you bring up Tab menu (dont know controller button)
 holidayMD: Hold X to get the round count
protojman: I'll also yell juice sometimes as an aqua teen hunger force reference
 Dog_of_Myth: Mods have perfect accuracy
Metric_Furlong: @Thefluffiestguineapig our scientists are still working on that
slythem: you can long press the reload button to see ammo count and change firering modes
crowd_killer: Don't shoot those
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   To mods as always
 HondoTrigger: I believe you can check the exact ammo by holding down the reload button, whatever the same interface is for switching your rate of fire and scope distance
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 Sogheim: Maxim 34: If you're leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun.
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Good use of the passive voice
slythem: took me over 20 hours to find that out
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I will say the only justifiable uses of the passive voice I have seen have been in LRR multiplayer streams
 comrade_cards: Everyone scattering can be a reasonable strategy, especially on bug planets.
 TehAmelie: further Starship Troopers quotes: "You kill bugs good"
 Seth_Erickson: depends on the distance
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why was Cori cackling?
 Seth_Erickson: I think
 HadesLeprechaun: grenade bounces only at short distance
 hiFunko: It has a minimum arming distance, and it can richochet off armoured enemies
 RechargeableFrenchman: Sounds like Alex needs a squad leader, and Adam's it until he dies or Alex finds someone better
Boon_33: grenades are made by the lowest bidder like everything else.
 A_Dub888: !findquote help
  LRRbot: Quote #7726: "The cow goes: 'Oh no help!'" —Paul [2021-08-13]
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Whenever Serge says "Oh, what have I done" I always have about 45% chance he's just died
 TheAinMAP: 
 Seth_Erickson: Any shot fired at a bug is a shot fired for Freedom
Orxolon: what are "Stratagems"?
 RechargeableFrenchman: How do the Helldivers fell about--whoops
 HondoTrigger: thats automaton talk
 Wicker_Guide: better than teamkilling bug sympathizers
 Brozard: You're taking chat for a tour
 m_logan2000: Someone needs to hold the camera
 undecided44: I want to know more!
 micalovits: That describes like... Half of all facist, so they love them
 HedgehogKnight: "I'm doing my part!"
 62MGcobra: someone has to watch the rear adam
 A_Dub888: Does service as a Helldiver guarantee citizenship?
 gualdhar: Adam's the war correspondent that someone accidentally gave a gun
 FarleyF: @Orxolon stratagems are plans/abilities that you can cast on a cooldown
 RechargeableFrenchman: @m_logan2000 in Starship Troopers that guy dies a horrible death
Boon_33: more than 2 shakes is playing with it.
 TehAmelie: "everyone fights, no one quits, if you don't do your part i'll kill you myself"
 FarleyF: so for example summon an air strike, or a machine gun
Orxolon: @FarleyF like skills?
 Brozard: 
 TehAmelie: haha, the movie is too violent for automod
epsilon_vee: my action rpg brain is making me wonder what kind of sick drops all these big grotesque corpses have
 RechargeableFrenchman: @Orxolon kinda like class abilities in D&D
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So we are at a 3 count of deeply hilarious deaths? The double tap Adam did with grenade and a Serge perfect headshot of Alex?
 Wicker_Guide: @A_Dub888 no, but it allows you to stock credits towards buying citizenship... eventually. Maybe
 FarleyF: @Orxolon sort of yes - you unlock more and more of them and you get to decide which ones you start your run with
Orxolon: gotcha
Boon_33: Liberator mags, lol
 DigitalSeahorse: "I'm doing my part!" "I'm doing absolutely nothing!"
  Juliamon: TehAmelie turns out a lot of people say shit like that in earnest
Orxolon: thx
 Seth_Erickson: Has Adam tried using any stratagems yet?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse Honestly there are some people I wish would use this instead of trying to contribute more bile. Living in a red state sucks ass!
 ninja_theory_ashrams: The resupply doesn't refill the magazine in the gun, so if it is low reload before grabbing the resupply
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Boon_33: SUPER america.
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 RechargeableFrenchman: Fires one grenade. Leaves.
 HadesLeprechaun: Adam has not done any Strategems yet
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Seth_Erickson Does utilizing Alex's expertise count? Or do you mean the game mechanic specifically?
 PMAvers: For America, a Wholly Owned Subsidiary of Super Earth
 Seth_Erickson: @Thefluffiestguineapig I meant the minigame specifically
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PMAvers Swap those proper nouns. Super Earth is owned by America because then they can be sponsored
 TehAmelie: Mr and Mrs Rico, the soft liberal civilians, are probably the only not actively evil characters in the movie
Orxolon: the group respawns restart at the begining of each mission righty?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We in the Arctic now?
DoodlestheGreat: It's not the caliber that counts.
 HadesLeprechaun: Strategems are reusable, on a cooldown, average of about 2 minutes for many of them
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or is this ash?
 RechargeableFrenchman: @Thefluffiestguineapig snow planet
 RechargeableFrenchman: Operates on Star Wars rules, entire planets are a single contiguous biome
excalgold: How's it going HeckStrumblers ?
 undecided44: It's not the size of the gun that matters it's, uh, the uh... the k8ck of the recoil? Is that anything?
 A_Dub888: "Only good bug's a dead bug" That's why I make sure a can of Raid is always within arms reach
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RechargeableFrenchman On the one hand that makes sense, on the other I was halfway through typing my joke about this planet being the "old country" for the woman with the ash jam
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 RechargeableFrenchman: The manic laughter audio track gives me life
 Nigouki: that was a good laugh from the flamethrower spam
Micsig: Next should be the nuke
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam
LearningXP: In the grim darkness of the far future, there is a bug's life
 ninja_theory_ashrams: On snow planets you can throw snowballs
 DigitalSeahorse: Thefluffiestguineapig ah yeah it sure does.  I lived in Alabama for 4 months and learned about some sad state affairs while there.
 RechargeableFrenchman: It does in fact have a minimum arming distance
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Right next to your fire team is not-
 RechargeableFrenchman: Love the grenade launcher
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And Serge interupts that point with exactly what my point was
 Wicker_Guide: FITO Eggs
 micalovits: Yea, most of the guns feel SO good
 SnackPak_: 
 RechargeableFrenchman: Adam can into stratagems
 RealGamerCow: "Call an ambulance" "Not for me!"
 Mr_Horrible: are we sure with this crew it isn't SWELLdivers 2? 
 TheAinMAP: 
 HadesLeprechaun: you threw a Resupply, but those strategems are shared, and he threw his first
Laserbeaks_Fury: LIber-Tea
Micsig: someone else threw it first
 Nigouki: Serge does not approve of Libertea, only Libercoffee
 Scarbble: i like my liber-tea with a bit of lemonade
 RealGamerCow: Bortles!
 OldUncleDan: "Avoid drowning by getting out of the water."  Amazing, innovative, and mind-blowing advice!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, Adam are you trying to curve your grenades?
 HadesLeprechaun: score is based entirely on completion of missions and side missions
 hiFunko: FRONT TOWARDS ENEMY
 hiFunko: also the front moves
 hiFunko: enjoy
Laserbeaks_Fury: This is the song written for the train chase. This is the fight: Rocky and Ken....
 hiFunko: the music is so good
JoeKim: simply stand on the turret
JoeKim: cant get shot then
 SnackPak_: 
 northos: 
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehheh
 rosesmcgee: We got a Dale Gribble on our hands
 TheAinMAP: 
 Mr_Horrible: democracy requires sacrifice, Soldier
 SmithKurosaki: Alex with the Double
 RealGamerCow: I thought Adam was going to land on Alex
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Who do you think Serge??
 Wicker_Guide: @hiFunko yneme sdrawot tnorf tniop
 hiFunko: I love the way the flamethrower sprays fuel initially, then ignites the plume
 Mr_Horrible: looks like an LMG
 hiFunko: so few games get that right
 hiFunko: yes
 RechargeableFrenchman: Weapons in this game have sway, the circle is wear the muzzle is actually pointing
 hiFunko: new helldiver every time
JoeKim: different soldiers
JoeKim: you can find your dead bodies
 Mr_Horrible: you are supposed to be a new disposable mook every time
 RechargeableFrenchman: The crosshair and the muzzle being the same is how you hit things accurately
 northos: the helldiver of theseus
thavleifrim: you can set your voice to randomize every time you respawn so its a different person i think
TeacherSeanTV: Sorry, got here late...  Does anyone know which color is which person?
  Juliamon: !players
  LRRbot: [4 Mar 2024] Today's players: Adam, Cori (A2), Serge (S3), and Alex (V4)
TeacherSeanTV: Thanks @Juliamon
Orxolon: RE enforcing sounds like a different person,could be a clone
 RechargeableFrenchman: @TeacherSeanTV Cory is Blue, Serge is Purple, Alex is Green
excalgold: you can set it to rotate body and voice to randomize, otherwise i just think its defrosting another Serge
 TehAmelie: hmm does the squad inflict more damage on each other than the bugs do?
 Tripleyew: sounds like someone isn’t managing everyone’s democracy very well
disbluntsmokin: A new soldier with every death
TeacherSeanTV: Perfect 
 hiFunko: Another job on the books
 DigitalSeahorse: go Green! 
 DigitalSeahorse:  this emote changed back again
 Mr_Horrible: instructive
 FarleyF: I really appreciate that - means that there is less "league of legends" style roasting
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is 10/10 no notes
 ninja_theory_ashrams: They don't even send you back to your own ship. It's cheaper to just defrost another helldiver
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: One is the devs said that in canon, immediately after you finish basic training, you're cryo frozen and only thawed out right before a drop
 hiFunko: love new toys
NarishmaReborn: it certainly sends a message
 HadesLeprechaun: it's also your Account name first letter, and random number I believe
 RechargeableFrenchman: Both Helldivers games are brilliant
 TehAmelie: space launch guns did used to be a strong theory you know
 RechargeableFrenchman: The style and design is wonderful
 HadesLeprechaun: so LoadingReadyLIVE account is L#
Laserbeaks_Fury: IF you were a bullet, what caliber are you?
 rosesmcgee: Dr. Nick, maybe
JoeKim: because adam is host
JoeKim: he'll be L1
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam you would have the highest malpractice insurance premium
 Arclight_Dynamo: I'm surprised they bother to bring the hellivers back to the ship after the mission.
DoodlestheGreat: DEMOCRACY!
 Arclight_Dynamo: *helldivers
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 Blakemcm: protect the state!
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mick_myage: man Serge is a stone cold killer
TeacherSeanTV: Serge MVP ?
 TehAmelie: should be easier to shoot down at a planet so it might even work
 hiFunko: Supressing fire is a valid battle tactic, Adam. It's not always about accuracy
 RechargeableFrenchman: Second highest kills to Adam too
 RechargeableFrenchman: Good stuff
  Juliamon: Serge is really good at shootyman games
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Arclight_Dynamo The divers are ancillary to the samples and weapons
 Wicker_Guide: @Arclight_Dynamo can't have that valuable equipment left on the battlefield intact. Bugs might decrypt it
JoeKim: bots get aim punched
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Those are the true investment
 Arclight_Dynamo: @Thefluffiestguineapig Ah yes - the samples.
JoeKim: you gotta hit em but they do miss alot more when they get hit
 HadesLeprechaun: Strategems are what let you summon your own Grenade Launcher
 kodalith: Oh sheet. We HellDivin?
 RechargeableFrenchman: @Thefluffiestguineapig for the same reason, collecting dropped samples is always more important than calling back dead Helldivers
 hiFunko: Expendable anti-tank is good, Stalwart absolutely rips
 Arclight_Dynamo: @Wicker_Guide That's what remote-activated scuttling charges are for!
Cunobelenos: all that Tarky is paying off for Serge
 hiFunko: You can crank up the rate of fire on the Stalwart
excalgold: and the eagle Rocket can sort of aim a bit i think ?
JoeKim: airstrikeeeeeee
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So you better already be out of the way of the faster strike
 hiFunko: Is it a stratagem Serge? It's probably one you call down in mission
 RechargeableFrenchman: Man I love this game
 hiFunko: This game is truly something special, both from gameplay and the way the devs are handling the in-game campaigns
JoeKim: serge you gotta buy primary weapons with medals
 Tobenamed1: OMG TY TY FOR THE SUB
 62MGcobra: just import your AC6 skin
 Tobenamed1: @Dog_of_Myth Thanks for the gift sub!
 holidayMD: Hit X Adam
 hiFunko: Having a community dev to act as a D&D style DM for the campaign is such a rad idea
 Walla_tv: free bp
 RechargeableFrenchman: You can also unlock the premium currency in the free battlepass as well as finding them in missions
 Tripleyew: time to share some more freedom!
TeacherSeanTV: Liberty!
 RechargeableFrenchman: I know someone who bought the premium battlepass without spending any real money
 hiFunko: Yeah you can get the paid content by just playing, which is nice
 TehAmelie: "operation defend freedom", no one will figure that one out
 gamercat88: time to spread democracy!
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 A_Dub888: !findquote pod
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
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 mozes_rose_weary: go managed democracy🤘🏻
 Spooky_Noises: Your pod is /your pod/ and adam has the best one
 TehAmelie: (because every operation is named "defend freedom")
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 DigitalSeahorse: 
 holidayMD: !findquote freedom
  LRRbot: Quote #7484: "Taste my freedom!" —Ben, As Lady Liberty [2021-01-30]
 A_Dub888: This is my pod! There are many like it but this one is mine!
 HadesLeprechaun: they call it a "battle pass" cuz it's just the hotness, I think of it more like a skill tree, cuz you don't have to follow a linear path of unlocks
 gamercat88: dude the 500kg is a banger
 hiFunko: they don't expire which is nice
 hiFunko: you have as long as you want to complete them
 TehAmelie: hmm this game would be interesting if you could get an animated State of Liberty mech
 Walla_tv: its a BP that you cant buy the currency for
 itsr67: honest to god its really friendly progression
 hiFunko: i LOVE that you can buy all the premium content by just playing
TeacherSeanTV: This game just wants you to play it
 hiFunko: it's the best way to handle MTX
 RechargeableFrenchman: @HadesLeprechaun you do have to complete most of each tier to unlock the next tier though, so it's still pretty linear
 matthaus_c: good joke streamer
flouncy_magooo: Battle Pass! Adam needs unlocks...
chaostreader: it looks like a battle pass, but for legal reasons, it’s not.
 hiFunko: Everybody fights, no one quits.
Boon_33: battle tips: pre-coook your grenades, it's super safe.
Bruceski: Don't the
 RechargeableFrenchman: @hiFunko come on you apes, you wanna live forever?
 hiFunko: Click to ADS
natedesuka: Come on you apes, you wanna live forever!
 TehAmelie: sniper sniped!
 ninja_theory_ashrams: By the time you unlock all the free battle pass stuff, you should have enough premium currency for the premium battle pass
 FarleyF: you can set it up to both hold aim for no scope or tap for scope
MWGNZ: serge middle click for different scope view
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hello @loadingreadyrun .  How much democracy are we on this evening?
 holidayMD: Done on the D pad to use the backpack Adam
 hiFunko: Down on D-PAD to use the supply pack on yourself with controller
 TehAmelie: there was some miniscule fraction of a percent reported at some point
 RechargeableFrenchman: @ninja_theory_ashrams I'm only in tier 3 of 10 in the free one and could buy the premium pass already
 RechargeableFrenchman: You get the premium currency REALLY fast actually
 Lysander_salamander: plus the shotguns also have longer range than you think, because they have slug rounds instead of shot
 Tripleyew: it’s a bug planet! an ugly planet!
 HadesLeprechaun: EXCEPT on first shotgun, reload that shotgun as much as you want
Micsig: It's fine with this shotgun, it's an internal magazine
Bruceski: To save our Mother Earth from any alien attack!
 Saintnex: Fellow freedom enjoyers
 RechargeableFrenchman: One might say this magazine is tubular
Orxolon: !players
 RechargeableFrenchman: Because that's the correct term for it, but also because it's sweet
Boon_33: @Orxolon cori, alex, serge, adam.
 HadesLeprechaun: adam, you can reload this shotgun as freely as you want, as it doesn't use clips
Orxolon: yeah but the command shows their in game initials
 hiFunko: V4 is Alex, S3 is Serge, A2 is Cori, L1 is Adam
Orxolon: (i think)
Orxolon: @hiFunko thx
 hiFunko: Adam you can juggle containers with A (I think) to cancel/walk faster
 hiFunko: Whatever pick up is
 SmithKurosaki: someone smashed their keyboard lol
DesperadoZod: @ninja_theory_ashrams I now have enough currency for the next one
Orxolon: in more advanced levels/dificulty bugs fly?
Orxolon: that would suck
 hiFunko: nice, premium currency
 DaFhaye: I love the music every time you accomplish something
DesperadoZod: @Orxolon Not yet.
 hiFunko: Sort of, lots of them leap at you
 FarleyF: press F to smack a fool upside their head
 TehAmelie: press F to "present arms"
 hiFunko: Adam's got packed lunches for everyone
 DigitalSeahorse: heheh
 hiFunko: get your uncrustables
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 DigitalSeahorse: the school of democracy
 Scarbble: get your orange slices
DoodlestheGreat: He's got a lunchpail full of democracy and he forgot his OJ!
 DigitalSeahorse: what does screen say?
 Brozard: Drop an orbital on the tower
 hiFunko: That tower needs some Democracy
 Brozard: fun times
Boon_33: adam just running off with all the ammo.
Orxolon: no jump button!?
 NorthstarTex: D:
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Darleysam: Democracy built that
 hiFunko: You can climb and you can dive, but you can't jump
 A_Dub888: Heresy!
 gamercat88: Adam not a super citizen
Despoiler98:    HE CANT SAY THAT
 UWDJohn: WHOA!
 Shadwhawk: Sounds like traitor talk
 DigitalSeahorse:  Democracy
Orxolon: @hiFunko interesting
 NorthstarTex: Destroy the heretic!
 Seth_Erickson: LMAO
 Brozard: Those are other players, Adam
DoodlestheGreat: Nice shot.
Lysander_salamander: distressing
 SmithKurosaki: Nice
 WetPaperSack: From doooowntoooown
 Brozard: the other ships
excalgold: Facebook/Google Democracy
 Nigouki: the most impressive part of that is it was done with a controller
 TheAwkes: He's got a few malpractice charges, but he's still a surgeon.
 SmithKurosaki: F
  Juliamon: tongued to death
 SirTrae: So about that pension...
 Tiber727: Sounds like Adam's hankering for a surprise dishonorable discharge right at the end.
adept_nekomancer: He died the way he lived; with a shotgun.
 chanterelleton: dancybug
 Tripleyew: it was requesting parlay
Micsig: What's the stim button on controller, I don't think adam knows
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/WealthyJazzyOcelotShadyLulu-fDIskR9W1gNxyr07
Orxolon: "be cool be cool if they think you are a glitch they won't shoot you"
 TheAinMAP: 
 Arclight_Dynamo: Wow, just walked past the hug.
 DigitalSeahorse: hold the Alex
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 gamercat88: o7
 TheAinMAP: 
Boon_33: you want to cup your ears not plug them i think.
 RechargeableFrenchman: You can also shoot the nests with the grenade launcher, as long as the shot goes into the nest proper
Izandai: I've heard palms flat over the ears.
Izandai: oops
6 raiders from JoTyler have joined!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 chanterelleton: your lunch just got ate
 RechargeableFrenchman: Hunters are the bane of my existence
 Seth_Erickson: Alex got the finishing shot though
 jacqui_lantern234:   
 RechargeableFrenchman: Stupid jumpy boys
thavleifrim: better to die from a bullet than a bug
 RechargeableFrenchman: How those limits going Adam
Izandai: Die
Metric_Furlong: lose
 TehAmelie: death by friendly fire seems to be the norm. how symbolic
 jacqui_lantern234: Cori is a gift and a delight, we dont deserve her
 niccus: different things that are safer
 A_Dub888: !quote cori
  LRRbot: Quote #1892: "Chat has told me not to eat a bridge." —Cori [2016-02-19]
Boon_33: Serge can always be counted on for overwatch.
 RechargeableFrenchman: Never didn't have it
Metric_Furlong: @jacqui_lantern234 speaking of, if anyone missed horse club today, you have a heck of a VoD to catch-up on
 Mr_Horrible: don't want that freedom smoke
 northos: my cat says hi, Adam (he was poking your face on the screen) 
 RechargeableFrenchman: I believe any tactics out-tactics a bug
 RechargeableFrenchman: Any at all
 Brozard: "They're afraid!"
 RechargeableFrenchman: A bug that thinks? The very idea offends me
 gamercat88: bugs cant out think democracy!
 Saintnex: Wait, do bullets think?
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 A_Dub888: @northos poking or trying to obscure it?
 NorthstarTex: Heavy has yet to see anyome outsmart bullet
 DigitalSeahorse: got em
Angreed66: They can absolutely out armour a bullet
Orxolon: "bugs with brains,that commentary offends me"
 Mr_Horrible: 
 CaptainSpam: A wise man with experience with heavy weapons had things to say about outsmarting boolet.
 Scarbble: adam yelling 'juice' when he throws a grenade is still making me laugh. i love it
Boon_33: freedom has pervaled
 DigitalSeahorse: libre T
 FarleyF: you know what else is kind of pretty - Spaceshipping which is the Comic that Alex created with it's own version of bugs, just friendlier ones
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Saintnex Depends which philosophy level you go to. Until of course you just get to the point where it's turtles all the way down
 TehAmelie: that was the one line in the movie that got me thinking even the first time i watched it at like 14. "it doesn't matter if it offends you guy, it's still real"
 ライシェン: o7
DesperadoZod: Thinking meat?!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "That's probably nothing" the most predictable of last words
 jacqui_lantern234: YOURE A JOY ADAM
 Scarbble: got em
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jacqui_lantern234 And also a delight!!!!!
 hiFunko: Eventually each player gets a passive that effects the whole team, one of which is improved Stamina
Lysander_salamander: The armor you equip can adjust stamina and speed
JoeKim: there are boosters for stamina/vitality etc
 BlindRift98: grenade launcher is good grenade launcher is wise grenade launcher is almighty
thavleifrim: there is a stamina booster but its minor and takes a while to unlock
Orxolon: @TehAmelie right?i think that guy was annoying on porpuse
 hiFunko: Yeah, the armour you're wearing governs your stamina too
 Cptasparagus: do we need to report adam for warcrimes
 Tripleyew: “Does this weapon loadout spark joy?”
 hiFunko: Light armour is the current meta choice
Lysander_salamander: there's the scout armor I think?
 FarleyF: there are no war crimes under Liber Tea
 hiFunko: Also the SMGs because you can fire them backwards while running to kite enemies
 HadesLeprechaun: you start on Medium, but light is one of the first unlockable ones
 holidayMD: You start with medium armor
DesperadoZod: I can't wait for heavy armor to work
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 Anaerin: !game
flouncy_magooo: Can't spell war crimes without ME
 Decaped: Grenade bullet
 Anaerin: !game cts
 SnackPak_: liberated!
 TehAmelie: next week Adam will have turned into Roach from Apocalypse Now, the guy who can lob a grenade over a wall aiming just by sound
 DigitalSeahorse: sweeet
 hiFunko: lol
 hiFunko: danger close, baby!
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Boon_33: wow
 DigitalSeahorse: F
DoodlestheGreat: LOL
 Anaerin: !game
 rosesmcgee: Died doing what he loved
 TheAinMAP: 
 WetPaperSack: Big gun go big boom
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
 hiFunko: Nope! Plenty more Helldivers where they came from
 Anaerin: !show
Boon_33: find your loot!
 Anaerin: !show override cts
 Melfina__: 
Boon_33: just a minor TPK
 Anaerin: !game override crossing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Killed by "Explosion" who must have one of the highest player kill counts
DesperadoZod: I've been really enjoying the Jar-5
 Anaerin: !game override off
 Decaped: Bugs are the perfect speed to be slow but threatening
 FarleyF: https://clips.twitch.tv/TrustworthyObliviousGerbilDancingBaby-qZ_5BHCXeNQtN_y2
 Anaerin: !show override crossing
 Tripleyew: sometimes, freedom comes with some blowback - such is the price we must pay
Izandai: No
Boon_33: kinda
Izandai: Depends on the material, I guess.
 djalternative: some guns are pro-material
Lysander_salamander: given enough time, I guess?
 Wicker_Guide: some rifles are anti-infantry. Materiel specifically refers to armored heavy targets
 DigitalSeahorse: o7
Izandai: But that's different than materiel.
TheThromborax: Anti-social
 niccus: everything is ablative with enough repeated contacts
 TehAmelie: gun: materalist or anti-materialist?
Orxolon:  
goombalax: that's what I think of "mass-reactive"
Lysander_salamander: !break
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 hiFunko: Ads. for Democracy
 ライシェン: 
 30teracyte: anti-materiel rifles for anti-materiel girls
 SmithKurosaki: We can't be chill while democracy is at stake
DoodlestheGreat: @hiFunko Or at least, for regularity.
Orxolon: @hiFunko now is the time they show us the "Would you like to know more?" videos
 lilyoftheveil666: o7 Helldivers, I'm out
 hiFunko: o7
Orxolon: @lilyoftheveil666 o7
 Seth_Erickson: o7
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Boon_33: o7
 TehAmelie: maybe at the end of the stream it will turn out the whole show was an indoctrination video
 Seth_Erickson: Freedom be with you is my new email outro.
 gamercat88: oh boy hearing be with you triggered catholic school memory.. and also with you helldiver
 couchboyj: Happy Freedom Day, Freedom Train coming through, Freedom!
 TehAmelie: and truth be with you
Boon_33: freedomdawgs, get your freedomdawgs here,/
 hiFunko: I do enjoy Helldivers joining Dune, and Warhammer (and many others) in the "satirical settings that should be mocked and not admired" club
Izandai: 'Sup nerd
JoTyler: secret gamers
 Seth_Erickson: Welcome back Brother in Freedom
 Seth_Erickson: KKona
 ライシェン: 🤝 gamers
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Izandai: @hiFunko Of course that also means it's in the "Settings that lots and lots of people admire" club.
 Diabore: wtf serge
 PharaohBender27: Serge's stats tho
 Diabore: 73% accurzcy over 437 rounds
 gamercat88: you got dat melee kill too
 FarleyF: so maybe it's early to ask but what are the thoughts of the newbies to this game
BalthusHomewood: Serge is a Merchant of Death, my god
Orxolon: mr sandman?
Boon_33: serge carries, it is known.
 Mazrae: Adam i usually use about 6-10 more than anyone else i play with most of the time
 hiFunko: That's light armour yeah
 DigitalSeahorse:  
Kaaosa: is adam good at this game
Izandai: Does the armor stat still not work or did that get fixed?
 hiFunko: Armour is currently broken btw, so there's not really a benefit to using medium or heavy armour
 hiFunko: Light for speed, baby
JoTyler: they shoot back
JoTyler: a LOT
TheGameD0c: little
 RechargeableFrenchman: They also throw grenades
 FarleyF: oh i hate bots - they fire back when the bugs dont
 RechargeableFrenchman: And on higher difficulties there are tanks
TheGameD0c: bots also hack
 Mazrae: i stick with the warhammer looking armor for the chance not to die when taking lethal  damage
 PharaohBender27: So who *made* the robots? 
Orxolon: @RechargeableFrenchman TANKS!?against democracy!¿?
 HadesLeprechaun: Robots are fewer but shoot back, and want higher accuracy to hit weak points
 Wicker_Guide: the Cyborgs made hte robots
 RechargeableFrenchman: @Orxolon more like tanks for bringing Democracy to those automatons, amirite
 Mazrae: got to finish that set for the bonus medals
 hiFunko: o7
 gamercat88: haha it will be fine o&
 Mazrae: o7
 gamercat88: o7
MechaKuuga: Oh NO
TheGameD0c: oh, this is going to be great
 RechargeableFrenchman: o7
Orxolon: @RechargeableFrenchman hahaha
TheGameD0c: o&
 SmithKurosaki: o7
 hiFunko: launching the ICBM is fun
Duwani1: Automatons or as they are known cyborg commies
TheGameD0c: o7
TheGameD0c: democracy bleeds freedom
 hiFunko: silver spoon in hand
 northos: "malevelon" is such a good word/name
 Mazrae: i love launching the nuke and the blast wave that it happens
 hiFunko: Two fronts.. SO FAR, Serge
 RechargeableFrenchman: @Duwani1 no no no, the cyborg commies were in the first game
 hiFunko: We were fighting the bugs, and then the Automatons launched a surprise attack from another flank
Izandai: Possibly soon to be three fronts if they add that other faction from the last game!
 rosesmcgee: You fight that war on as many fronts as necessary to keep the populous occupied
 chanterelleton: because they threaten Our Way Of Life on 2 fronts!!!
 TehAmelie: because they all have such nice stuff we want
 Seth_Erickson: Because the bugs and the automatons are attacking freedom Adam
 PharaohBender27: Hey, it worked for the U.S. in World War II 
 RechargeableFrenchman: Twice as much democracy delivered to the galaxy
 Lyropithic: You're not questioning Super Earth, are you?
 xVoxtric: jit's defensive two fronts, they're invading our colonies
itsaysTRUENO: the drop pod had a skull on it. are we the baddies?
 Wicker_Guide: the Federation is leader, and fronts are an anacronism of nation-to-nation combat
Duwani1: @RechargeableFrenchman when do the eldar get here?
 RechargeableFrenchman: @Duwani1 hopefully never
 Wicker_Guide: the original game had an eldar/protoss equivalent. dunno if they're in the sequel yet
itsaysTRUENO: if only we could talk to these creatures
 xVoxtric: those are thoughtcrimes adam
 FarleyF: @Duwani1 They are in hiding since the Predators are hunting them for sport
Orxolon: ooohhhh i get it now Terran Zerg and Protoss
Lysander_salamander: do you think they'll add a third faction?  There seems to be some space on the map for extras.
 Anaerin: It's an ugly planet! A BOT planet!
 RechargeableFrenchman: I do NOT miss the Illuminate
TheGameD0c: we're doing our part
 Mazrae: wonder how much of a surprise attack the third faction when they enter the battle
 SmithKurosaki: Friendly Fire isn't needs to go into LRRBot 
Izandai: 
goombalax: lmao
 chanterelleton: LOL
 SnackPak_: gottem
goombalax: fuckin got
 Arclight_Dynamo: Don't think; just vote. Democracy!
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 Wicker_Guide: we don't exactly hide ourselves Adam
 hiFunko: Adam wants to do what to Warhammer players?
 Natimus_Prime: The bugs might be sapient, but it doesn't matter because they attacked us first.  Peace isn't an option
 xVoxtric: The in game propaganda calls itself out!
 xVoxtric: Also Chaos
Lysander_salamander: oh, fireflies nice
 RechargeableFrenchman: I only play the Warhammer videogames, I'm a very low-level grognard
 Mazrae: for the emper....... i mean super earth
 couchboyj: Do we need to drop a red mushroom into a volcano to turn Earth into Superearth?
 FarleyF: for the super Emperor
Lysander_salamander: or shoot the glowy bits
 RechargeableFrenchman: Like with all else, nuke it from orbit
 Darleysam: oh we launching an ICBM? Hell yeah
dm818: save Sarah Connor
 xVoxtric: They build themselves
Orxolon: like Matrix
 xVoxtric: YOu find the type of one-arm vehicle assembly bots out int he wild
 PharaohBender27: @xVoxtric But who built the *first* robot?
 RechargeableFrenchman: Super Earth built the cyborgs, the cyborgs built the automatons, the automatons build themselves
 DigitalSeahorse: like cybermen
Lysander_salamander: oh, jungle
 Rhynerd: They were made by the Cyborg faction of the last game.
 RechargeableFrenchman: But don't worry about it
Boon_33: o rly?
JoeKim: does serge know about the reload menu for scopes?
JoTyler: it's ok, the terrain gets hecked up pretty fast
 NotCainNorAbel: @PharaohBender27 god according to some books
Orxolon: but still if they build themselves somebody or something had to build the 1st one
 TehAmelie: why wouldn't mechanic life evolve itself just like what we think of as organic
Boon_33: eat fog Serge is OP with that thing anyway.
 PharaohBender27: @NotCainNorAbel Look I'm not taking the Robobible as a trustworthy source 
 hiFunko: The shotguns behave more like actual shotguns, they have decent range
 DigitalSeahorse: like a requisition for a vascular ultrasound?
 Mazrae: Serge there are plenty of planets that are bad for long range, coming from someone that loves long ranged fighting
 Seth_Erickson: That's typically how must shotguns operate
 HadesLeprechaun: shotgun has real long range
 RechargeableFrenchman: The guns do have falloff but will at least hit out to a pretty good range
Lysander_salamander: nice
 Wicker_Guide: @PharaohBender27 unfortunately the works of Stanislaw Lem have been banned for patriotic reasons
 TehAmelie: their primordial ooze got a bit extra chrome or whatever
 NorthstarTex: hah!!
 DiscordianTokkan: \[T]/
 hiFunko: or the door when it opens
 RechargeableFrenchman: @TehAmelie More of that strange oil. It's probably nothing.
 gamercat88: o7
JoeKim: supposedly you can grenade a closed door too
 itsr67: 
 OldUncleDan: ICyBM is what happens when you try to "go" outside in Northern Manitoba.
epicduece: F
 DigitalSeahorse: LOL
TheGameD0c: o7
Boon_33: minor setbback/
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Because shouting Liberty!!
 RechargeableFrenchman: "Grenade out"
 RechargeableFrenchman: "Missed"
Orxolon: @TehAmelie isn't being organic less eficient?
 gamercat88: yeah the rocket guys drop things when they die
 TehAmelie: probably
 Mr_Horrible: the beeker?
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/FrailManlyGazelleMcaT-m5wrKW4GOiYl39J3
 Mr_Horrible: mememememe
 SmithKurosaki: Sick Volcano in the distance
Izandai: Adam's played Armored Core 6.
 hiFunko: oh haha, the guy who voiced Pelican1, the extract pilot, did the voice for Guile in SF6
 Mazrae: get to the beaker?!?!?!?
 NorthstarTex: thats a flask
 Arclight_Dynamo: "I've seen Evangelion."
 Mr_Horrible: "Get in the modestly-sized robot, Shinji"
 NightValien28: "I played cookie clicker"
 TehAmelie: i've seen Iron Sky
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 hiFunko: Shoot the red parts
 RechargeableFrenchman: He didn't get busy living, so he got busy dying
 PharaohBender27: He was guarding that path
SmashTCG: the juicebox is bnetter
SmashTCG: that or the head
Solomon_Kain: Hip Joint is the wekspot
 NightValien28: I assume the weak spots are the glowy ones
 Mr_Horrible: @Solomon_Kain they just like me fr fr
Angreed66: shoot the exhausts or red bits yeah
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/CuriousComfortablePonyTwitchRaid-mN-kXrr_GeGjoIzI
Solomon_Kain: Basically, blast their pelvis in the glowing red spot
 HadesLeprechaun: you can shoot out legs, but usually with higher armor-piercing weapons, not many starting guns
 gamercat88: first try
 TehAmelie: don't actually remember much about Iron Sky but i remember they turn the moon into a robot
 NotCainNorAbel: three solid hits
 hiFunko: Most of the heads/visors on the Automatons are a critical spot
 NorthstarTex: totally saw it
superdave17994: honestly my favorite is the ones riding the at-sts
Orxolon: are we still on medium?
 Seth_Erickson: good job following the loading screen tips Adam
Lysander_salamander: also, you do not automatically fail if the timer runs out.  You just won't be able to use strategems like respawns.
JoeKim: sam site will shoot down dropships nearby
JoeKim: but its slow
 hiFunko: They have to finish the operation on Medium to get the next difficulty
Orxolon: XD
Schneedrache: Love the bots cause it feels like a real war, bugs is just panic and swarming
 A_Dub888: Adam "Ride or Die" Savidan
Duwani1: Can you call down the hellbomb?
Orxolon: it was an honest question Serge,i just wanted to know XD
 NorthstarTex: its 9 PM, do you know where your Cori is?
 RechargeableFrenchman: Everyone needs a Cori in their life
 Taveena: this is such a bad game if you have any amount of Not Cori
 Brozard: 
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
SmashTCG: HMMM
 SnackPak_: 
MechaKuuga: 
 SymphonicLolita: welp
 NightValien28: MINE
Orxolon: what did you expected?
TotallyNotaBeholder: Learning is fun
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Marvoleath: he didnt say dont shoot
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
 RechargeableFrenchman: Whomst could have predicted this
Queginn: Now we got empirical proof
 NorthstarTex: He told ya!
Lysander_salamander: oh no
 Melfina__: lol
 FarleyF: Cori's blasting off again
Micsig: did adam launch her?
 Marvoleath: !clip
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 NorthstarTex: o7 Cori
 Wicker_Guide: helldivers actually cannot swim
 TheAinMAP: 
 jessieimproved: you can fly you can fly you can flyyyy
 SmithKurosaki: o7
epicduece: yeah, your swim distance is short, lol
BalthusHomewood: Nice Rack (of rockets)
 TheAwkes: Cori playing games like she's driving a rental car with the extra insurance.
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/JoyousHonestAdminPoooound-OH0liT9mkO0eK-ad
 DiscordianTokkan: The Wonka Villain? Dang
 Rhynerd: I guess she drowned?
  Khalahd: You've gotta fight multiple Bug species
Orxolon: Sony we have an exclusive
 ladylinzington: what is that? It's the unknown
 ladylinzington: nooooo
Izandai: 
SmashTCG: That was the SAM
 hiFunko: Yeah the light is the beacon, not where the pods land
 RechargeableFrenchman: Pretty sure if you land on someone they just die
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/TsundereTardyNarwhalPRChase-JWg028UOzsh70Tne
SmashTCG: love ya sam
 Taveena: The Unknown? From Willy Wonka??
 SmithKurosaki: Cool ship
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/HelplessPoorNoodleTwitchRPG-kAjeZyCwFKm7X_Kf
Vandristine: what difficulty we on?
Orxolon: mid
 Brozard: https://clips.twitch.tv/BrainyAstuteTruffleCclamChamp-tbCVp_oK1nZQgmlO
 ladylinzington: @Taveena yes that well known and beloved character 
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/NastyOutstandingCodAMPTropPunch-xPnVJeR7ZJhTmlnE
 gamercat88: hehe yasss!
 HadesLeprechaun: Oh, yeah, game has fixed basically all the long queue problems, but is still pretty rife with (non animal) bugs. At least I've still regularly encountered game-restarting or crashing bugs
Schneedrache: Nuke time
 Spooky_Noises: not yet...
 Mr_Horrible: relax, it's perfectly democratic
 iris_of_ether:   
 Wicker_Guide: well done adam, perfect distance
 gamercat88: democracy served hot
 Kramburger: L I B E R A T E D
Queginn: Explosions do be pretty
Lysander_salamander: 
 SmithKurosaki: Democracy!
 Mr_Horrible: Hellshimmiers 2
 tyrsredritehand: Democracy is not negotiable!
 Wicker_Guide: I unfortunately do not speak fighting gamer
JoeKim: AT-ST
 Mr_Horrible: BEEP BOOP space this mixup partner 
JoeKim: *pushes up glasses*
 Dog_of_Myth: Good shot
SmashTCG: nice argument, However :^>VVV
 hiFunko: The game gives me 2017 PUBG vibes
 RechargeableFrenchman: I watch Adam's footwork and positioning in Helldivers and I think to myself "this man plays Street Fighter"
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Micsig: only prickly shrubs hurt you
 hiFunko: I watch Adam's accuracy and I think to myself "this man plays Street Fighter"
 Dog_of_Myth: 
epicduece: lol, user error
 RechargeableFrenchman: "Dont touch these"
 iris_of_ether: 
 TheAinMAP:  
 NotCainNorAbel: spicy land
 Arclight_Dynamo: Here's how I know the in-game democracy is a sham: they have Americans using metric. They'd never vote against God's perfect system of measurement.
 RechargeableFrenchman: I definitely did that a couple times myself too
 Anaerin: Time to werf those flammen!
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 hiFunko: Sadly you are correct
Lysander_salamander: ayyy
 saiarcot895: eh
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaaha
 gamercat88: not dead
 RechargeableFrenchman: It's honestly not great against the bugs either, but better than against the bots
Lysander_salamander: he's fine
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 PharaohBender27: 
Caffine1138: Adam flirting with death
 Seth_Erickson: You're alive Adam
 NightValien28: still alive
 NorthstarTex: the hell, do you think this is? Canada? This is Super Earth! D:
MechaKuuga: He is still alive
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Wicker_Guide: adam practicing his spacing I guess
termi385: you lived!
Angreed66: the grenade luancher however is good since it can hit thier backs
 NorthstarTex: you're alive!
 NightValien28: didn't even hurt
 TheAinMAP: 
Zu_o: Adam, Serge, and Alex are playing, would anyone be able to tell me who player 4 is, I haven't caught it yet.
Queginn: Youre building up an immunity
 Marvoleath: calculated
 Wicker_Guide: Cori
Vandristine: Cori
Zu_o: Thanks chat
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
Izandai: Adam
 hiFunko: Game rules
Lysander_salamander: the friendliest of fires
 NightValien28: friendly fire
Caffine1138: There is friendly fire on everything
 Wicker_Guide: @Zu_o aka the one actually progressing
 Darleysam:   
termi385: foosie those explosions! win the nooch against the bots!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TheAinMAP:  
 Brozard: 21x💀
NarishmaReborn: the 360
w1gum: if you make flamethrower noises it does more damage
 NightValien28: hot help
 Seth_Erickson: Incredible liberating Adam
 Anaerin: Remember the tip from the loading screen? "Friendly Fire isn't"
 SmithKurosaki: Nice killstreak
JoeKim: that seemed helpful to me
 NotCainNorAbel: top 5
 hiFunko: He's flaming out of his mind
Zu_o: @Wicker_Guide as per usual (and tradition)
 Seth_Erickson: That's why they pay you the big bucks
 RechargeableFrenchman: Adam distributing democracy a few hundred Celsius at a time
 Kramburger: https://clips.twitch.tv/ViscousLongHyenaHassaanChop-ct5eISg3xBnLBmSk
theneatestburrito: Adam Savidan: Super Earth's Strongest Helldiver
SmashTCG: oh, its the best mission type
 TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse: "I did my part!"
 Darleysam: "ouch"
 Brozard: Super God put Adam on this battlefield to test his soldiers
KWardJenx: Of the soldiers you have, Adam is definitely one of them
SmashTCG: "INstaallll gentoooooo"
electra310 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
 electra310: This is as many as four tens! And that's terrible.
 SocraticMethod: Some socialist bs
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, electra310! (Today's storm count: 67)
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/WildPolishedCormorantTinyFace-DXwRfrG7yx_vTweq
Caffine1138: Curiosity about the enemy is treason against Super Earth! /s
 Tiber727: Adam is so good he's the best player on both teams.
Lysander_salamander: if you dive, do you put out the flames faster?
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/TriumphantCuteKuduFrankerZ-WJZtWnT-GMjHCZPt
 Kramburger: Man being set of fire seems to suck, did anyone know about this?
 Wicker_Guide: something about saving their parents or something. totally random don't worry about it. Glory to Mankind
dm818: Beeg Sniper rifle
 hiFunko: That rifle is great against the robot head weak spots
SmashTCG: It Anti's material
 DiscordianTokkan: The Jukes
 Arclight_Dynamo: Sniper rife may not play nice with controller.
 Decaped: Fire is the natural end of the robots' lifecycle.
 NightValien28: there seems to be a delay on that rifle
 RechargeableFrenchman: Adam just cannot miss
 RechargeableFrenchman: The man hits every shot, it's incredible
 Seth_Erickson: Should have named your character Dismas
 thraximore: I was really hoping the silo doors were going to open while he ran over them 
Lysander_salamander: controllers and shooters are difficult
 RechargeableFrenchman: Can't wake up Super in a shootiemans
Boon_33: you picked a weird stream to be on then.
 hiFunko: You can spam A to drop/walk it faster
Caffine1138: you can stutter pickup the big stuff to go faster
 DigitalSeahorse: you're a blow up bomber?
 OldUncleDan: Meat Saw was ready.
 DigitalSeahorse: ohmy
 varmintx0: Are you allowed to show that on Twitch?
SmashTCG: This is the best part
SmashTCG: Watch it
 DigitalSeahorse: an erection!
 EJGRgunner: is someone just whistling the beginning of the monday night football theme over and over?
SmashTCG: Dont forget to salute
 Darleysam: and keep watching...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Caffine1138 This is in game only, do not do this unless you want to allow a chiropractor, GP and massage therapist to retire
 DigitalSeahorse: wooosh
Caffine1138: Don't forget to salute the impact!
 tenthtechpriest: SALUTE
 iris_of_ether: 
 UWDJohn: o7
 PharaohBender27: 
 Mr_Horrible: waitfor it...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
 Wicker_Guide: F
Orxolon: o7
 DigitalSeahorse: going to AWAY
Izandai: uh huh
 DigitalSeahorse: o7
 FarleyF: o7
 Mr_Horrible: and you get the shockwave too
 TheAinMAP: Oh.
SmashTCG: Rip, O7
 Darleysam: o7
JoTyler: o7
 Dog_of_Myth: o7
Lysander_salamander: sounds like a plan
JoeKim: for CITIZENSHIP
 Seth_Erickson: o7
 NightValien28: holyshit was not expecting the shockwave
JoeKim: the difference between a Citizen and a Civilian lmao
 FarleyF: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp, that's a very realistic nuke
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @joekim ^
 SocraticMethod: your two minutes more like
 PharaohBender27: And that's why you're the most likely to be sent to a rehabilitation camp, Adam 
 Mr_Horrible: I have bad news for your helldiver, Adam
patrick_stonecrusher: Service Gaurentees Citizenship
SmashTCG: also, the helldiver salute isnt O7, its L0
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Which means you all are either dead now mercifully or much less mercifully of caner
Lysander_salamander: polarized lenses
Queginn: Just dodge roll the radiation
 gamercat88: wanna see some real speed
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @patrick_stonecrusher ^
 Darleysam: I've seen a blu ray of Oppenheimer. Not watched it though.
 Mr_Horrible: "Sir he's *extremely* democratic"
Lysander_salamander: 
 Hangedman: simply backdash the blindness
 DigitalSeahorse: Adam is The Flash
Izandai: Whatever helps you sleep.
termi385: fast as duck boi
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Queginn Use those i frames 
 itsr67: :crouching guile:
SmashTCG: MMMMMBlocking out the haters
 NotCainNorAbel: I was squinting
 Mr_Horrible: every helldiver outfitted with Gunnars
 thraximore: I may not know how fast you are, but I suspect I understand exactly how slow you are 
 rosesmcgee: Have you seen how many poison swamps Adam has ran through? Nukes ain't nothing
 Mr_Horrible: reduce that glare
 Mr_Horrible: he was simply hunting for lore, Cori
Lysander_salamander: he's being a streamer and showing off stuff to the viewers
 Decaped: That video of DDR inputs for this game is neat
thedepthandbreadthofseth: How small can one make a tactical nuke?
JoeKim: wait until you ge ta jetpack serge
JoeKim: then you can make your own high ground
Jasoman: Command says 2sec for enjoy enjoy scenery ,ax.
 Mr_Horrible: "I miss my grenade launcher, Tails..."
Jasoman: max*
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Like how small is the minimum yeild.
 LordZarano: The sun is indeed a continuous thermonuclear explosion
 SocraticMethod: @thedepthandbreadthofseth W54 was 10kt at the smallest
 Spooky_Noises: the circle is where your shots will go right now
 SmithKurosaki: o7
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @socraticmethod ty
Lysander_salamander: there's a second, circular targeting reticle that drifts to the center after you move.
Lysander_salamander: that is where your shots go
 Mr_Horrible: watching that video of people diving backwards with the "attention, it's naptime" callouts
 thraximore: it's right in the name
 Brozard: Please be advised, time for beddy byes
Izandai: Give 'em that snork mimimi.
 DigitalSeahorse: eepy
 Mr_Horrible: damn, that midair swing
 OldUncleDan: How is solo queueing in this game?
 DigitalSeahorse: eepy FLOP
 Mr_Horrible: that diver's cracked on the pole
 NightValien28: that is against the laws of physic
 Brozard: super stealth
Orxolon: hahahahah
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
Izandai: 
 gamercat88: o7
Caffine1138: and ignores the samples
 NightValien28: flawless
Orxolon: you son of a gun
 DigitalSeahorse: o7
 Darleysam: dee's bick
 SocraticMethod: Adam picked up everything but the samples
 Thefluffiestguineapig: By the skin of his teeth!!!!!
 DigitalSeahorse: Adam staying frosty
 Taveena: adam is very sneaky
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @nightvalien28 is it in normal gravity and atmosphere?
 hiFunko: You still get paid Serge
 hiFunko: You get slightly more XP/money if everyone extracts, but it's not a big deal
 PhorrestGaze: 
 A_Dub888: !chat
  LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
 RechargeableFrenchman: Adam your first mistake is listening to chat
rabbitgta: Chat sux
 hiFunko: The main thing is to complete the mission, crew expendable
Queginn: Chat is not being very democratic
 MilkInBags: adam you're doing great
 DigitalSeahorse:  Adam
 Mr_Horrible: an hour 50 and you're not in red maps yet? C'mon man... 
 MilkInBags: I'm cheering at 20%
patrick_stonecrusher: Adam why aren't you E-sports ready??.
 MilkInBags: are you having fun?
patrick_stonecrusher: 
twerkz117: Also I don't think the LRL account is gonna lvl up enough to care about samples
 hiFunko: You might not have the level for the GL
 Mr_Horrible: hasn't been the same with Harriet on these missions...
 Mr_Horrible: 
 RechargeableFrenchman: lmao
 SocraticMethod: @twerkz117 The samples are democratic, they are shared between all the players
 MilkInBags: orbital fart
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Your walking motion has a weird amount of consistent knee bend
DoodlestheGreat: You haven't unlocked it yet.
 MilkInBags: nah 
 Mr_Horrible: it's very democratic gas, Adam
Boon_33: it's very canadian
 Arclight_Dynamo: That means you get to yell "Strategy!" every time you shoot the grenade launcher.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: On the ship I mean
patrick_stonecrusher: M.....moral?
gameslayer013: hate for DEMOCRACY
 Lyropithic: Dislike of democracy is a feeling, right?
 Mr_Horrible: they feel hate and socialism, according to the in-universe propaganda
thedepthandbreadthofseth: They also have a preset kill limit.
 couchboyj: Why did you program me to feel pain?
 TheAwkes: We fumigate for bugs here on Normal Earth. Super Earth is going to be fine with a gas bomb.
 NorthstarTex: bugs don't matter
 hiFunko: That machine pistol is a rad secondary
 RechargeableFrenchman: 283 experience to level 5, which is like the next mission or two
gameslayer013: the pistol is fun
 SocraticMethod: Heavy armor is still bugged, right?
Caffine1138: yeah. its the best OS weapon
 JusticeJuice: Boredom and someone else feeling it?
 rosesmcgee: When are they adding power armor?
gameslayer013: armor is still bugged yea
BalthusHomewood: @rosesmcgee when they meet their Freedom quotient
 hiFunko: That sneak armour is the MGS built, you crawl into a camp and set the beacons then cheese it
 MilkInBags: Zimmerman? 👀
Caffine1138: The revolver is 6 shots, but single round reloads Serge
BalthusHomewood: Oh gee, they're being fired down like bullets... I wonder if it's a metaphor?
Lysander_salamander: are the red  glowing bits of the map where there's patrols?
 hiFunko: I wish the revolver had a speedload if you empty it
 OldUncleDan: How is the solo queue for this game?
 hiFunko: @Lysander_salamander Yeah, enemy prescence in general
Micsig: @Lysander_salamander Usually bases
JoeKim: Solo Q is hard
 hiFunko: Bigger the red spot, the bigger the presence
 RechargeableFrenchman: I also love the launcher Adam, it's very satisfying
JoeKim: but the matchmaking is pretty good
 SocraticMethod: @BalthusHomewood Now playing - "Gun pointed at the head of the universe"
 MilkInBags: the tenth doctor was shot in the chest
 RechargeableFrenchman: And full auto which is pretty sweet
 Anaerin: That 1 out of ten bled out from a wound to the chest.
BalthusHomewood: Good music... Basil Faux-doris
 NorthstarTex: Grenade Launcher Adam > All other forms of Adam
JoeKim: but doing matches solo past difficulty 5 gets really rough
 PharaohBender27:  Serge
DoodlestheGreat: o7
 NorthstarTex: o7
 thraximore: o7
 HadesLeprechaun: you can join midmatch
 Raincoast_Bear: The other doctor is a chiropractor.
 Cptasparagus: alberta exploded
gameslayer013: oh hey artillery right there
 hiFunko: As long as no one calls down an SOS beacon, he can just rejoin
thedepthandbreadthofseth: But serge comes with a free topping...
 MilkInBags: a trapdoor spider with a shotgun
 SocraticMethod: Welcome to robotnam!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: The topping is also crasheed.
BalthusHomewood: Ass Robot?
Angreed66: the robots are actually winning
 A_Dub888: Doesn't a trapdoor spider pull its prey to them?
patrick_stonecrusher: "Vith mie zooooper zerum, boolets do NAHZING!" - Tenth Doctor
 UWDJohn: Now that's patriot talk!
 Mazrae: trapdoor spider or a shotgun spider
Caffine1138: I'm looking forward to Adam discovering Hulks for the first time 
 MilkInBags: manifest victory, namaste
 Mr_Horrible: "It never happened - we made it up"
 Wicker_Guide: chicken down
 MilkInBags: the gameplay seems very tight
Queginn: The ragdollin is so satisfying
Despoiler98:    die Commie robits!
BalthusHomewood: wait... the bots are riding those walkers? how... inefficient
 Raincoast_Bear: That robot had one week to retirement - you're the monster on this planet, Adam.
Orxolon: it's you and me rock
gameslayer013: LIBERATED
 NotCainNorAbel: Adam is in a one man war and it isn't even close
 A_Dub888: !findquote liberat
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 Mr_Horrible: he's dying on this hill
 hiFunko: Yep, this is the robot strat. Hard cover is key
 BlindRift98: that rock is adam's alamo
 neisan2112:  
 DigitalSeahorse: o7
BalthusHomewood: Adam's Rock
IzlanntheLion: Liber-tea
 MilkInBags: 
 MilkInBags: KKona hello robots
 Wicker_Guide: Supmurica
Orxolon: @BalthusHomewood in the future it will have gift shops and everything
 Raincoast_Bear: Robocracy!
 NorthstarTex: the gas station?
Orxolon: whose planet is this?
 thraximore: 
itsaysTRUENO: Ellis deserves better
BalthusHomewood: "We came from Super-Earth. You want us to go... back?"
 niccus: by any chance did humanity make the robots
gameslayer013: @Orxolon Super Earth's of course 
 NightValien28: Orxolon ours now
Vandristine: this is draupnir i think?
 Wicker_Guide: humanity did not make the robots...directly
 SocraticMethod: @Vandristine Malevolon Creek
Vandristine: that or its Creek again
goombalax: IKEA""Where robots came from"
Orxolon: @NightValien28 od course XD
BalthusHomewood: @Wicker_Guide did humanity make the machines that made the robots?
 SocraticMethod: The helldivers are back at the escalator again
 Raincoast_Bear: Planet Robotstanica
gameslayer013: oh hey goodie pods
 SocraticMethod: @BalthusHomewood No, the socialist cyborgs did
BalthusHomewood: @goombalax that explains why the 'bots seem to have a screw loose
 gamercat88: skill
 SocraticMethod: the bots are trying to rescue them
 LordZarano: dilt biferent
 Seth_Erickson: his neutch is unbelievably clean
 Lyropithic: Fs in chat?
 Mr_Horrible: he's due for a resergencce
 thraximore: F
 PharaohBender27: Alberta experiencing a power outage?
 FarleyF: so who has the Substitution Strategem
 A_Dub888: 
 PharaohBender27: F
Zu_o: Alberta got deleted hopefully (as an albertan, living in alberta.)
 SocraticMethod: Down in d-pad
 FarleyF: 
 Mr_Horrible: @PharaohBender27 no, just someone else needed to use the internet
 blip2004: @PharaohBender27 nope
epicduece: alt F4
 Raincoast_Bear: Serge has gone over to the Robots.
 DigitalSeahorse: o7
BalthusHomewood: "Those who talk mad shit are generally full of it"
MechaKuuga: This man just ignores all samples lol
gameslayer013: amazing
BalthusHomewood: just pie-driving your own nuts into the ground
 PharaohBender27: Serge! He lives!
 SocraticMethod: Cori picked them up
patrick_stonecrusher: I ...feel like l know this voice, but... its been so long....
 HadesLeprechaun: picked up samples ARE shared though, so maybe for your teammates? lol
MechaKuuga: @LoadingReadyRun Look at the ground they are labelled by the 2 circle halves symbol
 Raincoast_Bear: Serge! We thought you'd been assimilated‽
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Seth_Erickson: Did your character say free nade lol
gameslayer013: RIP
 SocraticMethod: Fun fact: rockets one-shot the players
gameslayer013: sure was
Boon_33: @SocraticMethod o that is fun
 HadesLeprechaun: you can see dropped items on map
gameslayer013: map should show the item?
BalthusHomewood: https://clips.twitch.tv/TenderPrettyDadPMSTwin-aBJQi5u2FRnVrIBu
 Mr_Horrible: nooooo Harriet! 
 Seth_Erickson: might be better to just wait for Alex's cooldown to refresh
 HadesLeprechaun: look out, mine!
Enmity777: ah mines, my bane
 Mr_Horrible: top 5, maybe?
gameslayer013: just like Wario
 HadesLeprechaun: lol
BalthusHomewood: What does Alex think of the shell ejection on these guns? It seems.. anemic
 TheAwkes: Perfect spacing.
 SocraticMethod: And here Alex denmonstates how the arc gun works lol
 HadesLeprechaun: oh yeah, don't overheat the energy guns
 SocraticMethod: It likes to collateral friendlies more than enemies
 hiFunko: Robots conduct electricity just fine
 couchboyj: Freedom Science!
JoeKim: lightning gun is better against the bots
 Mr_Horrible: robots are always weak to lightning spells, Serge
JoeKim: they stay away from you
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
patrick_stonecrusher: 
DoodlestheGreat: Alex....
 TheAinMAP: Welp.
gameslayer013: shocking honestly
 Seth_Erickson: Alex's Friendly KDA is off the charts
MechaKuuga: This guy is a menace to his team 
 Mr_Horrible: Alex padding those meters 
Lysander_salamander: that chain-lightning
Enmity777: Adam, that means you can pick it up
 Darleysam: getting farmed by your squad here
Queginn: It's very patriotic to give so many lives to the fight
 thraximore: wdym, this IS the video game
 hiFunko: No idea how close he came
 NotCainNorAbel: you held his life in your hands
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: You're welcome.
gameslayer013: 
gameslayer013: LIBERATED
Lysander_salamander: nice
 Wicker_Guide: VIva Bot Vegas
 HadesLeprechaun: adam helped!
 gamercat88: strong stream it has
Lysander_salamander: impressive
 Darleysam: ship's just takin' a big ol' space-piss on 'em
 TheAwkes: Atmospheric attenuation can get bent!
 hiFunko: Freedom isn't free
 62MGcobra: thiccc
 PharaohBender27: Serge plz
ButterBall000: Sounds like a case of not your department
Izandai: 
 A_Dub888: Nothing is too expensive for democracy
 couchboyj: Freedom isn't free, brother
BalthusHomewood: Bruh, your drop-pods could have just been cruise missiles
Boon_33: don't worry the deathbeam is funded by wrangler jeans.
 Spooky_Noises: You do only get 3, there's a BIT of a budget
 BlindRift98: Adam "Combat Genius" Savidan
 DiscordianTokkan: Style
Lysander_salamander: good question
 A_Dub888: @BalthusHomewood What are drop pods if not non-explosive cruise missiles?
 Wicker_Guide: they have painted human skulls
BalthusHomewood: Because they're cyborgs?
 Wicker_Guide: well, they were made by the cyborgs
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: They know a good aesthetic when they see one
 hiFunko: Robots are really bouncy when it comes to grenaces
 Raincoast_Bear: It does look like a Dreadnought.
 hiFunko: grenades
Orxolon: "a surgeon with a grenade launcher"
 SocraticMethod: Bots have an aesthetic which includes human sacrifices and heads on pikes
 SocraticMethod: skull-heads is the least of it lol
 Wicker_Guide: these robots do seem like the logical conclusion of the hunting bots from Sir You Are Being Hunted
BalthusHomewood: Please note that attempting to discover the origin of the automatons is a crime against Super Earth, democracy, and freedom.
 BlindRift98: never seen adam miss a grenade
 gamercat88: he is a PHD
 DiscordianTokkan: Sledgehammer?
 A_Dub888: @Orxolon I mean, shrapnel is basically scalpals
 Wicker_Guide: a butcher?
 PharaohBender27: A coroner?
 HadesLeprechaun: sick patient?
gameslayer013: sturgeon
KWardJenx: Blacksmith
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: A Serge-on?
rabbitgta: A bludgeon?
 OldUncleDan: A Sergeian?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 thraximore: a butcher.
excalgold: like a stuuuurgeon, swimin' for the very first time
 NorthstarTex: You're more of a pike bud
v_squid: meat maker
 djalternative: then as a member of LRR, what DID you get your doctorate in, Adam?!?!
 SocraticMethod: sick air brah
JoeKim: this is ring bear or ring bearer all over again
 DigitalSeahorse: Snerge
Orxolon: you see?i was supporting you
Artificer_Evan: So I'm currently sick and slept through most the stream. To the vod  I go
 NotCainNorAbel: who gave that sturgeon a grenade launcher?
 couchboyj: The Sturgeon General
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 hiFunko: The Sturgeon. Famously the most accurate fish in the animal kingdom.
thavleifrim: nothing is scarier than a sturgeon with a grenade launcher
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, hiFunko! (Today's storm count: 68)
Lysander_salamander: aw
forbiddenskiesfm: That was a shot worthy of a sturgeon!
Boon_33: every fish deserves a well cooked meal.
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/ArbitraryGracefulGuanacoCmonBruh-C5_WQDGb4sB1ya8A
BalthusHomewood: Adam, Sturgeon General
 Raincoast_Bear: Basic Bitch Serge.
 definenull: The very model of a modern sturgeon general
BalthusHomewood: https://clips.twitch.tv/TemperedWittyClipsmomRickroll-w2orkplbbB2Z4hUB
goombalax: like a sturgeon, swimming for the very first time
 definenull: LuL
 hiFunko: Adam is now a chicken nugget
 chanterelleton: watch your step
 couchboyj: Sturgeon General's warning, grenades may be closer than they appear
BalthusHomewood: Pulls out a shot-gun: the gun yells insults when it fires
 SocraticMethod: gamers dont look down 
 Seth_Erickson: Contact Mines strike again
MechaKuuga: 
 definenull: always block low
Enmity777: gamers don't look down
BalthusHomewood: *BLAM* "You smell funny*
 Marvoleath: Mine o;clock
 BlindRift98: adam should get his own mine field summon
Orxolon: die die dieeeee you automaton pigs!!
 hiFunko: this is why this planet got named Space Vietnam
 gamercat88: also the music is great
Orxolon: @hiFunko there's charlie everywhere!
 Mr_Horrible: oh is this Malevelan or whativer?
 BlindRift98: the old grenade tree rng manip
MechaKuuga: With the Chainsaw guys it is better to aim for their glowing stomachs, it cuts them in half
 hiFunko: Smoke is good against robots, they won't tend to fire through it
JoeKim: i wanna hear serge's reaction to a bile titan
 Raincoast_Bear: OMG Flaming chainsaw robots...My second worst nightmare.
 Seth_Erickson: LMAO
 definenull: 
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 NotCainNorAbel: Adam famously not a FPS gamer, putting on a clinic
Orxolon: hahahahha
SmoreThanAFeelin: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 hiFunko: The Sturgeon™
Boon_33: @Raincoast_Bear what a coincidence.
The_Timo: Lol grenade armed the second it leaves the tube
Lysander_salamander: the robots have grenades too?  Nasty
 Darleysam: space piiiiss
Boon_33: RIP
 definenull: 
Boon_33: 
Queginn: Wow good shot adam 
 DiscordianTokkan: A Super Shotgun
 gamercat88: so good
Asimech: '
gameslayer013: oh it stuck to a dude
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It just occurred to me that space piss indicates that the kidneys/bladder of space are very problematic because it always has stones or solid bits
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/DignifiedThankfulTigerKippa-WMczvnTzkehSB1Z-
 Darleysam: due to the high turnover rate, every single "nice cup of liber-tea" line is probably the first time any of these have heard or said it. Makes u think.
Lysander_salamander: it's like l4d where it gets more difficult the longer you stay in one place?
Boon_33: aims for the lights of their eyes
 hiFunko: The robots are way harder than bugs right now, IMO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @hiFunko Literally 
JoeKim: yeah. robots being able to shoot you back
JoeKim: make them way harder
 Darleysam: outplayed!
 SocraticMethod: @Lysander_salamander sort of. The game director has certain number of reinforcements it can chain but AFAIK there is no escalation
 OldUncleDan: Have you tried hitting it really hard?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hubris!!
 hiFunko: Bugs get harder at higher difficulty too
Enmity777: @hiFunko interesting, I find it the opposite
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !badadvice
  LRRbot: There's a small group of us trying to prevent bad things from happening.
 62MGcobra: way to hide behind your freedom
 hiFunko: @Enmity777 It depends on the group. I find rando players play worse against robots
 HadesLeprechaun: I find robots about the same, with the exception of the enormous tower turrets that 1 shot you from a mile away
Enmity777: @hiFunko I agree with that, for sure
 Seth_Erickson: 
 hiFunko: Some of the robot missions are also weirdly tuned at 7+
Orxolon: hahhaaha
 SocraticMethod: Solid Snake Strats works much better against bots
 hiFunko: They start spawning tanks and hulks endlessly, and it's ridiculous
gameslayer013: YEET
 Darleysam: this game is *real* good on the satisfying feedback
 gamercat88: well done team!
Boon_33: poggers
 SocraticMethod: L0
 hiFunko: game rules
Orxolon: that mission was awesome
 Darleysam: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Especially since it seems to be the feedback gets more positive when you pay attention to the details
Boon_33: very liberty, much free
Orxolon: @hiFunko i agree
 TheAinMAP: 
JoeKim: sounds like Adam is spreading MANAGED DEMOCRACY effectively to me
BalthusHomewood: https://clips.twitch.tv/FlaccidAgileBisonRitzMitz-IVe3sjbt3PMQuIFp
 gamercat88: the swerving sturgeon of chaos
Lysander_salamander: just call him theodore
gameslayer013: lets go chargers
BalthusHomewood: The Sturgeon General does nt follow othe rpeople's orders!
Orxolon: hahahahaha
Zu_o: that would be very auspicious
 HadesLeprechaun: oh boy chargers!
 gamercat88: yas perfect
Angreed66: Adam can get his grenade luancher now
BalthusHomewood: What's the Sturgeons favorite game? C.O.D.?
 Seth_Erickson: We've unlocked the grenade launcher for ourselves now 
 gamercat88: this deep lore is the best
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I want that as a crap shot so badly
 PharaohBender27: @BalthusHomewood 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
gameslayer013: lmao
 SocraticMethod: Is Adam describing new Guilty Gear character?
Queginn: I felt that pun physically
 thraximore: 
 Seth_Erickson: Accuracy out of this world 👀
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @gamercat88 Now to figure out how to make this integrate into the Subway-verse.......
 HadesLeprechaun: adam gets shotgun, now, woo!
BalthusHomewood: My Puns are Loaded
 SocraticMethod: THe FF damage is bugged, no way alex did 0
 HadesLeprechaun: *grenade launcher
 couchboyj: Sturgeon General starts weak but scales well.  Keep at it and you'll be armed to the gills.
 62MGcobra: with 40 more kills than anyone else
The_Ninjurai: Serge had the most friendly fire
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Queginn I felt it then Alex's reaction was sympathy impact
The_Ninjurai: He also had the only friendly fire lol
 hiFunko: Can you afford the supply pack too?
BalthusHomewood: https://clips.twitch.tv/MoralTsundereAxeKAPOW-FPUq0AEZIFApS3lB
Master_Gunner: yay Grenade Squad!
 hiFunko: Supply pack goes great with the GL to keep you topped up
gameslayer013: the mines are fun to mess with
 Seth_Erickson: Funko so smart 
Orxolon: we have a granadier!
 northos: oh I like the video samples for the different gear options
 hiFunko: Fight on the one that says DEFEND to help the cause
 djalternative: well, Funko always has your best interests at heart for some reason, unlike the rest of chat
 hiFunko: That's the current Major Order
 SocraticMethod: The players have to keep control of it for 20 more hours to accomplish and objective
KWardJenx: Funko is mega-brain
Boon_33: can I interest you in a planetary defense.
Orxolon: because it has to be defended?
The_Ninjurai: I have their best interest, djalternative . Their interest is having the most entertaining stream possible
Orxolon: @hiFunko Major Order o7
BalthusHomewood: "Dude, you use other peoples tubes?"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Orxolon No because FREEDOM has to be defended
goombalax: unsanitary
 hiFunko: Don't worry Alex, we have a citizen to hose out the tubes after every drop
Orxolon: @Thefluffiestguineapig above all
 DrLigmaPhD: I just cant be tied down to one tube
 hiFunko: Coming soon to Powerwash Simulator
Boon_33: adam is caked
Orxolon: @hiFunko hahahah
 TheWanderingNomad: How goes MANAGED EMOCRACY Chat?
excalgold: but what KIND of cake?
Quixoticcommand: don’t defend the objective. draw aggro away from it
BalthusHomewood: @excalgold slayer cake
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I want the ultimate Adam deep lore intersection where somehow if he drops the team in the ocean it becomes the baptism stream and his character hits the gritty
 Seth_Erickson: That's a hilarious training tip
Orxolon: @TheWanderingNomad excelent
Boon_33: @excalgold good question, next question.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I made myself laugh way too hard typing that out
 hiFunko: Listen, we need to rescue 20 civilians. But ONLY 20 civilians. Not 21
Quixoticcommand: 3 people draw aggro. and 1 person hits the button
Lysander_salamander: I've seen the escort missions go bad on the robot planets
 rosesmcgee: We playing the hottest potato
 DrLigmaPhD: Imagine midway through an orbital drop you realize you forgot to pee before you left
thavleifrim: Are these any easier with bugs than they were with bots the other week
 Seth_Erickson: This map is very pretty I agree
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "Simple geome- welp"
 TheWanderingNomad: @DrLigmaPhD That's what the built in diaper is for 
 couchboyj: Sturgeon Generals Warning:  Grenades are known to the state of Super California to cause dismemberment.
BalthusHomewood: "I Choose You, Grenade Launcher!"
 hiFunko: oh let's go baby
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheWanderingNomad I feel like with those forces acting on you with the sudden stop you wouldn't have an option on impact either way
Micsig: It's ya boi
BalthusHomewood: It got a fat azz
Quixoticcommand: I just did this one helldive and 3 people draw aggro into the hills. and 1 person hits the buttons
 HadesLeprechaun: chargers!
Orxolon: and it charges
 Taveena: he bugs are so friend shapedt
Schneedrache: Good ol mortar, don't stand next to any bugs or you are in danger lol
 Seth_Erickson: The fuckin bug doing the mundo charge
Boon_33: those are some large bugs
BalthusHomewood: Are we 10% sure you aren't clones?
  Pharmacistjudge: hey na, me na me no
 TheWanderingNomad: @Thefluffiestguineapig Also true
BalthusHomewood: *100%
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BalthusHomewood No
 NorthstarTex: Hey na, hey na, big bug's back!
Orxolon: hahahahaha
 hiFunko: There's light armour and medium armour, I believe Serge has light armour piercing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No to both 10% or 100%
 Taveena: @BalthusHomewood lore says you're not clones, they literally just hand your gear to the next barely-trained recruit that gets on the ship
Enmity777: LOL
 Mr_Horrible: and much like Dark Souls
 HadesLeprechaun: BODIED
 Mr_Horrible: we found out after fucking around
 couchboyj: Ayup, just like Dark Souls
BalthusHomewood: @Taveena thats almost worse
Boon_33: the only good bug is a dead bug!
 SocraticMethod: limb damage does wonders against bugs. THey bleed out pretty fast
Orxolon: gaming!
 Seth_Erickson: We didn't pick up our grenade launcher 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BalthusHomewood In terms of the value of life? Absolutely
Lysander_salamander: thank goodness there aren't acid-spitters yet
 Taveena: @BalthusHomewood that's the point, yes-
BalthusHomewood: "Yes, lil' bobby, you get to wear whatever cape you want, just grab a gun and GET In THe TUBE"
 SocraticMethod: @Taveena The average expected survival time of a Helldiver is 2 minutes
Orxolon: no matter what
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The number of question marks after that statement was almost visible above Adam's head like an anime character
 NorthstarTex: never quit, never surrender, for liberty!
 Taveena: also, standing within 15 meters of the Helldiver contract for more than 2 seconds means you're legally bound by it
 SurfDownstage: 
 Mr_Horrible: well well well, who's wishing they had Tarkov habits *now*?
Boon_33: everyone fights, no one gives up. C`mon you wanna live forever?!
excalgold: @Boon_33 is that an option?
BalthusHomewood: @Boon_33 "I'd like to make my best go of it, sir!"
Orxolon: that reminded me of Michael Bolton "im relooaaaaaddeeeeeeed!"
excalgold: oh hey a dude printer!
vorsmyth: use the orbital on the charger
 Darleysam: a second charger has hit the mission
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BalthusHomewood Then you should have become an alchemist Paracelcus! Drop down and give me 20
vorsmyth: one taps it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The foosies!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also Alex that is your power now
excalgold: chargers seem to be becoming a LOT more common
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You find the holes in the geometry no matter whether you want to or not
BalthusHomewood: Alex, now is not the time to look for the Sub-Ocean
 Mr_Horrible: Damn, Adam pulled a Prometheus on that charger
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam pep talking himself with a panicked "bro don't stand there" is so good
JoeKim: the longer it takes, the more tough stuff they throw at you too
 HadesLeprechaun: higher difficulty, but also: yes
Orxolon: we need aerial support blast those moda *****s
 Mr_Horrible: "New year, new me, new guns"
BalthusHomewood: @Thefluffiestguineapig "All I got is a 10 and a 50, can you make change, sir?"
Boon_33: mine?
Boon_33: mine?!
 SurfDownstage: Something big hit you
 Mr_Horrible: I think that's if an explosion goes off right next to you?
JoeKim: mortar sentry?
 Mr_Horrible: or you might've got shellacked
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You skull is rattling from being hit by a living thing the size of a tank
BalthusHomewood: Adam: "Back-shots? Got it."
 definenull: years of dark souls have trained them for this
 HadesLeprechaun: shooting legs is THE strat, but feedback about when it's working is...not great
JoeKim: it'll bleed out quick once the butt blows out
 hiFunko: Once the big one's butt explodes, they bleed out after a few seconds
thavleifrim: they do bleed out pretty fast if you get the tail off
JoeKim: leg shots work on charger but only if the armor is blown off
 shamrocksheik: I see that sentry being the source of many friendly kills
BalthusHomewood: all these sci-fi guns and thats a shot-gun that actually exists
 SurfDownstage: rip sentry
 Mr_Horrible: your turret experienced the same fate as every turret I've seen in this game - run over by a charger after 3 seconds
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7 sentry we barely knew thee
 shamrocksheik: o7 Gattling Sentry
iarethel0ser: Prepare the pointy sticks.
epicduece: or a supply pack
 Mr_Horrible: okay yeah I'm pretty sure that's a charger just head-on bonking you
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Every time the vision goes blurry it's another concussion
 definenull: bruh
 SurfDownstage: 
 dumbo3k: I did not realize those things could jump
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YEET
 HadesLeprechaun: love strategems in a panic
TennoHyena: Try and stick the orbital shot ointo the charger
 DaFhaye: I wish my computer was strong enough to play this
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It saw what you did to it's brethren and is making a noble sacrifice
JoeKim: RIP
 Diabore: tongued to death
 SurfDownstage: o7
 SocraticMethod: Got Frenched
BalthusHomewood: @Thefluffiestguineapig their brains are basically a sponge filled with meth being held together by TBI scars
 definenull: "Killed by Tongue" is a phrase
 djalternative: killed by tongue
 HadesLeprechaun: gun will still be there, though!
vorsmyth: Try using the orbital strike on the chargers
thavleifrim: don't worry adam those bugs will appreciate the supplies
Lysander_salamander: yay
 Mr_Horrible: when you turn evacuation into a battle of attrition
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BalthusHomewood Liquid No Doze as glue 
 Raincoast_Bear: Adam's Nemesis - tongue.
 Mr_Horrible: do it, for Harriet
 Mr_Horrible: 
 SurfDownstage: No bug would be capable of using the glorious weapons of democracy
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 itsr67: w e l p
Lysander_salamander: worth it
 underhill33: 
BalthusHomewood: @Thefluffiestguineapig Pervetin: There's a Meth-Head to Our Madness
 itsr67: LMAO
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 pn55: *Smash*
BalthusHomewood: "lured"
 Mr_Horrible: Charger said "hold this down-smash lol""
BalthusHomewood: Tactical Eepiness
 gamercat88: oh the thicc big bois
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Has Alex exploited their bad pathing again?
JoeKim: i believ ein you
BalthusHomewood: https://clips.twitch.tv/BlitheVivaciousToadPicoMause-UHRs4WTX7-psVsG8
Lysander_salamander: hahahah
 SurfDownstage:   
 pn55: 
 Seth_Erickson: Split Pea and Ham Soup with Breadsticks for Dinner 
 PharaohBender27: 
 Diabore: good effort team
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 TheAinMAP: 
Orxolon: are we lacking firepower?
 Mr_Horrible: it's not called Comfydivers, Serge
 Mr_Horrible: 
 hiFunko: Expendable AT rockets are great against the big bugs
Lysander_salamander: is the heavy machine gun good against armor?
BalthusHomewood: @Seth_Erickson Nice! I made a berry smoothie and peanut-butter crackers
JoeKim: that means you only killed 2
JoeKim: not bad
Orxolon: @Mr_Horrible comfydivers hahahahaha
JoeKim: 25 each
Micsig: @Lysander_salamander Not for the huge stuff
 HadesLeprechaun: focus shotgun one leg after every time it attempts to charge you then turns around, shotgun works pretty well then
 Raincoast_Bear:    
 PharaohBender27: #CollateralDamage
BalthusHomewood: Mellow Divers
 miniMacGuru: @Lysander_salamander It's good against light/medium armor, but not heavy armor.
BalthusHomewood: Same game, but the soundtrack is soft jaz
 SocraticMethod: Serge friendly fire king
JoeKim: any of the bulbous parts on bugs do better with explosive damage
 PharaohBender27: But he ALSO beat 81%
 niccus: how many people is 4259 friendly fire damage
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teeyeezey: So this is like lethal company for gamers
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Mr_Horrible: it's just like House of Ash
BalthusHomewood: Serge has accuracy by volume
 Mr_Horrible: Adam's going walkies
 gamercat88: what is the average speed of a sturgeon...
 Raincoast_Bear: Hell Divers + Hello Kitty = Hell Kitty 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Distance traveled, this is just like Lethal Company
 HadesLeprechaun: so fwiw, I think the team damage, and stats in general, are kinda buggy, and sometimes not even synced between players
 SocraticMethod: The other battlepass
thavleifrim: paid armor or other battle passes
BalthusHomewood: Soup, of course
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Boon_33: money can be exchanged for goods and services.
EvilBadman: Read the reviews
 Diabore: they have product reviews
 hiFunko: Yeah you can get all the MTX just by playing. The devs have made some great, smart choices
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I do love the succession of thoughts of "Serge take a look at your friendly fire, wait, how did you even do that much friendly fire damage"
 Raincoast_Bear: Super consumerism.
 virgil82: Red makes you go faster!
Angreed66: only body armour has stat differences
 SocraticMethod: Supercredits can be found in the mission is decent amounts
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @virgil82 So say the distribution of speeding tickets across car colors!!
Boon_33: shotty is a pleb weapon.
Boon_33: also OP, and cringe.
Lysander_salamander: 
BalthusHomewood: @virgil82 so red toilets would allow for more people to go to the bathroom?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boon_33 Also mid
Boon_33: very mid.
 NotCainNorAbel: Cringe is mid
 DaFhaye: Shotty is best weapon in any game
Orxolon: so,Helldivers II next monday?
 Kramburger: Do not kill the cringe, kill the part of you that cringes
BalthusHomewood: Auntie Tank
Boon_33: slightly spicey.
thavleifrim: the breaker shotgun is widely considered the best weapon
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Shotgun for Life is one of the more confusing charity fundraising telethons...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BalthusHomewood Both joking and for real what would the uncle be for that? Or is she a spinster?
BalthusHomewood: october 26th...
Boon_33: the important thing is you're having fun with friends 
 hiFunko: Nope, you can learn them
 Arclight_Dynamo: Man, this planet blurry.
 ylegm: notations are the same
Boon_33: traitor?>
 HadesLeprechaun: they are always the same
kanggaruu: 
Orxolon: a traitor!
 hiFunko: The deluxe edition of the game comes with a DDR machine in the lobby to practice the stratagem call downs
BalthusHomewood: @Thefluffiestguineapig Uncle Anti-Materiel Rifle
Boon_33: traitor detected.
TennoHyena: You were outside of bounds
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I've been studying hard for an anatomy test and my brain is mush and decided this is what is the hyperfocus of the moment
Micsig: You spawned outside the dge of the map
TennoHyena: You summoned it outside of map boudns it didn't come down
Micsig: edge
 Raincoast_Bear: Order 3 flashlights and a walkie.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BalthusHomewood Is it a gay couple since that also has Anti in the name?
BalthusHomewood: @Thefluffiestguineapig Maybe. Love CAN blossom on the battlefield
 shamrocksheik: interesting usage of the HMG emplacement
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Thefluffiestguineapig Also if you stop having fun please do not feel obligated to engage with me, my brain is mush and this is a hyperfocus of the moment
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
BalthusHomewood: @Thefluffiestguineapig nah I ship this goofy pairing we've concocted
Lysander_salamander: hate the spitters
JoeKim: whats gonna happen when adam starts using an autocannon though
 SocraticMethod: that's not big
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BalthusHomewood Literally! Down to the planet surface!
 shendaras: stims won't wash out the chunky bits, I'm afraid.
 Seth_Erickson: No we're spreading democracy Adam
patrick_stonecrusher: 🤫
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
 hiFunko: Yes, we are the baddies
 Sogheim: the bugs are a monarchy, they're run by queens
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I do enjoy Serge's use of the future tense after the explosion
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 Lyropithic: I'm sure it's fine
 Seth_Erickson: They don't pay you to have questions
TennoHyena: MANAGED Democracy
 DaFhaye: Freeing the planet
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam
 NotCainNorAbel: you are not being paid to worry
 pn55: No questions, only liberation Adam
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Questions are going to get you liberated
forbiddenskiesfm: People don't ask questions in a democracy!
Boon_33: all your questions will be answered, now face this wall...
Angreed66: Adam the bugs are fuel cows
 Salbastro: thats sounding like some Traitor talk there.
excalgold: Premium high-grade starship fuel!
 Darleysam: something something VIetnam war
 SocraticMethod: Bugs decompose into E710, which is used as fuel
 miniMacGuru: Bugs decompose into E-710. Unrelated to the plans of democracy, of course.
 Brozard: buh..b-because they're a threat to democracy, obviouslY!
 That_Jerk_RMED: Adam, that sounds a lot like rational questions about the agenda of Super Earth! Or, more simply... TREASON
Despoiler98: and Ive got yer answers RIGHT HERE  
Boon_33: Hi Serge
 HadesLeprechaun: you are paid in HONOR and MEDALS
 SocraticMethod: In HD2 the bugs escaped from farms
Geshtal: I think we need to concact the minister of re-education
 Taveena: The bugs are full of oil, yes.
BalthusHomewood: https://clips.twitch.tv/EncouragingSolidDolphinCharlieBitMe-AoGeTIsHbv3218l9
Geshtal: contact*
 Seth_Erickson: You're stuff should still be there
 Raincoast_Bear: All questions should be directed to the regimental Commissarate.
BalthusHomewood: @Taveena ambergris
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also for real I want that question answered. Big mood of "when's the last time I got paid"
 HadesLeprechaun: you are paid in exposure (to chemical fumes and gases)
Orxolon: i finally chose the one i hate the most,those whitey pointy bugs
Boon_33: the thing steppied on you.
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 dumbo3k: The Charger side stepped/side swiped you
BalthusHomewood: Gettign swatted by a bug is an ironic way to die
 NotCainNorAbel: unknown?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BalthusHomewood ....I don't know if you're making a joke about amber and oil being from the fossil era intersecting with whale vomit being used for perfume or not but I choose to believe it was deliberate
BalthusHomewood: You see, Alex, that hapens to many men later in life
 gamercat88: nice
Boon_33: BOOM!
 Mr_Horrible: Bullseye 
 SnackPak_:   
Lysander_salamander: nice
 Seth_Erickson: Good aiming Adam
SmoreThanAFeelin: Yesss
Boon_33:  
 Brozard: That's a soft landing
TennoHyena: THAT'S THE TRICK
 Mr_Horrible: LIBERATED
BalthusHomewood: @Thefluffiestguineapig It WAs deliberate, actually 
 roefizzlebeef:  
 gamercat88: planned perfectly
Boon_33: PLAY OF THE YEAR
 NorthstarTex: hell yeah bud!
 Lyropithic: 
Boon_33: it counts.  
Orxolon: that was fast,one more?
BalthusHomewood: That's OK, Adam, we know you're a master baiter
Boon_33: COOL DROPPOD BRO.
Angreed66: So does Alex have the helldiver difficulty to show the worst?
 Mr_Horrible: it's a very fun game with pals, yeah
 hiFunko: Honestly, add in the way they've been handling their meteoric success, absolutely 10/10 so far
 gamercat88: oh baby the titans are great
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @hiFunko And the fact the studio seems to be good people trying to do great too
Lysander_salamander: yay
 Raincoast_Bear: Is it a game James would like? Can you fall down holes?
 Mr_Horrible: LIBERATED
 gamercat88: yay!!!!
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/CrepuscularMildFungusRalpherZ-EXNYZYkTYuoAhwcK
 Lyropithic: You're welcome, democracy
 underhill33: 
 SocraticMethod: Titans are easy, just 3-5 unsafe raingun headshots are pray that you'll survive
 SocraticMethod: railgun*
BalthusHomewood: @Thefluffiestguineapig WOW
 Brozard: How about them km steppies?
 Mr_Horrible: damn, Serge, we're gonna need to see you in our office before the next mission...
 Mr_Horrible: 
Rootpotato: 988 ff
 Brozard: 
Rootpotato: lol
Lysander_salamander: his guns have slower rate of fire I guess?
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/TrustworthyHardNarwhalSpicyBoy-Nbw-ofqPtkUgvqX_
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Raincoast_Bear Alex has fallen into the geometry a couple times?
Boon_33: neveh stop sprintin/
 gamercat88: damn the General Sturgeon coming in with the wiggles
 NorthstarTex: you only ran a 1K?
 hiFunko: golf rules, 0 damage is best
 miniMacGuru: Friendly Fire Damage calcs are a bit wonky, but are fun to look at.
 HadesLeprechaun: Alex has a 1 in accidentals
TotallyNotaBeholder: He's also running 1k in armor
 hiFunko: He was also hauling all those packed lunches
Boon_33: 1k, that's like 10 hundreds!
 Mr_Horrible: you really don't wanna see an "unforced errors" stat in your War Write-up
BalthusHomewood: https://clips.twitch.tv/AgitatedGenerousCheesecakeBrokeBack-EfLMrYCBLutwZqFB
Angreed66: there are 9 difficulties
Master_Gunner: I enjoy there's multiple levels beyond "suicide mission"
 hiFunko: the auto shotgun is ridiculously powerful
 NotCainNorAbel: 500 - You are all amazing!
 neisan2112: Fun stream
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This was awesome!!!!
DoodlestheGreat: Thanks you three!
 hiFunko: This was fantastic
BalthusHomewood: goodnight o7
KWardJenx: Thank you!
 couchboyj: 
 Brozard: Thanks for the stream!
 Wicker_Guide: TYFS
patrick_stonecrusher:   
Lysander_salamander: thanks for the show!  You all are great
 NorthstarTex: Def would love to see more but thanks for this!! 
Orxolon: thanks for the stream
 DaFhaye: Thank you for stream
Orxolon: this was a blast
Queginn: good stream, thank you 
 Mr_Horrible: well fought, soldier 
 gamercat88: o7 the General Sturgeon
 Melfina__: cool stream
enkil_42: 
 Nigouki: this seems like it's squarely in the "only fun with friends" category
enkil_42: 
 PharaohBender27: 150 For (managed) Democracy!
Orxolon: oh please
 Raincoast_Bear: Tons of fun. Thanks for sharing, Adam LRR.
 definenull: tell dale?
Ranatoki: Im telling you!
 hiFunko: Don't worry chat, I'll tell James on Wednesday during our Dune date
 hiFunko: I also literally bought him Helldivers, so he owes me
DoodlestheGreat: Blame James
 djalternative: yeah. what if we just tell dale?
Ranatoki: Part time? All the vids I watch have you in them!
MechaKuuga: Adam doesn't get benefits? Sadge
Orxolon: your opinion matters to me
 PharaohBender27: Jaaaaaaames, can we get more Helldivers?
 DaFhaye: About time
 hiFunko: hell yeah Balatro
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @djalternative The consequences will be slow building and unexpected
 hiFunko: it's so good
 TheAinMAP: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ...One More? (Join Serge as he takes the reigns of ...One More? Game: Balatro) at Tue 06:30 AM PST (10:34 from now).
 NorthstarTex: all the cards!
 hiFunko: going from banger to banger
 definenull: 
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 Raincoast_Bear: I mean, I also watch YouTube.
 Mr_Horrible: it's poker by way of calvinball, as a roguelike
 hiFunko: Terraria, top 5 all time game
 62MGcobra: hahaha
loufghyslaufey: Ha!
 SnackPak_: the shade
 NorthstarTex: Ha!
  Juliamon: good news then, a lot of the cards are tarot
Ranatoki: Hell yea more AW
TennoHyena subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 20 months!
TennoHyena: Hells YEET
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, TennoHyena! (Today's storm count: 73)
 definenull: weird there was just a blank slide for a sec there
Orxolon: why is Adam ofended by Terraria?
DoodlestheGreat: Yes
loufghyslaufey: Nothing; tomorrow nigh-noon...
 PharaohBender27: Yep. Also doing SO MANY DRUGS
MechaKuuga:  LURMTUGG
Lysander_salamander: sounds neat
KWardJenx: Nice. Love Clue
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh I'm excited about that
 djalternative: @Orxolon as heather mentioned, the schedule says it's literally rude of them to play Teraria on MoC
 TheAinMAP: 
Orxolon: @djalternative i heard that,is that the reason?
 62MGcobra: https://clips.twitch.tv/EagerLongMetalBibleThump-QQqJ9C176_E8rfOB
Dirtyraidersfan: 3 hours you beast
 PharaohBender27: No, my uncle's name was Jean 
 xantos69: 50 Bits!
  Juliamon: Orxolon The reason is that Adam finds it funny to rag on James
Dirtyraidersfan: !from
Orxolon: @Juliamon ah i can see that XD
FlynnRaccoon subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 7 months!
 FlynnRaccoon: Y'all are good people.    Even Bartleby
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, FlynnRaccoon! (Today's storm count: 74)
KWardJenx: Thanks so much for the stream. Was much fun
 Seth_Erickson: Glad you had a good time
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, sometimes ya don't know if you'll vibe
 Darleysam: yeah, glad you enjoyed it!
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 FlynnRaccoon: I'll enjoy catching the vod 
Orxolon: that was awesome
 PharaohBender27: Picking up what you're putting down
 Mr_Horrible: but I'm glad you had fun!
 gamercat88: :3
 NotCainNorAbel: Glad you liked it, it was fun to watch you play it
 pn55: It was a lot of fun to watch too
 Mr_Horrible: in the terminid maps it's got *so* many legs 
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 gamercat88: gnite
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream 
 PharaohBender27: 
 pn55:   
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