Friday Night Paper Fight | 200$ (Circa 2013) Cube Draft

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 accountmadeforants: This is how we find out the cube has a card in it that's inexplicably become hella valuable
  r10pez10: 200 dollars circa 2013? is the cube just five tarmogoyf
 shamblingkrenshar: Nah itd be one Goyf
 paronomasiac042: !decklist
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 accountmadeforants:   
 Alas_Babylon: Tarmogoyf might not even be $10 nowadays
  Juliamon: We haven't been sent the list yet
 shamblingkrenshar: What if this is the mythical "strictly worse" cube?
superdude097: Just 360 copies of Boompile
 paronomasiac042: @Alas_Babylon the basic-treatment fallout tarmogoyf is only $7
dabudder: @shamblingkrenshar that would be amazing
 ThingsOnMyStream: I see from the stream title, that they changed the name from "Boomer Cube". That's probably for the best. if 11 years old is "Boomer" it really throws all the generation naming out of wack
 Alas_Babylon: @paronomasiac042 Wild, huh?
 IbunWest: I think they would be more up front if it was strictly worse cube, just because more people would be excite for that
  Juliamon: ^
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 Masslost: 2013 checks notes was over a decade ago....
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  r10pez10: James Found A Box Of Old Cards
 IbunWest: !findquote 2013
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 accountmadeforants: @ThingsOnMyStream If we map the generations to the length of MTG's existence, then Boomers would probably be too young a generation.
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 shamblingkrenshar: Honestly the joke is funny until you have to actually play games with the decks. Trying to build the best possible deck out of terrible cards is much more fun than actually playing with them.
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 Mangledpixel: boop
MrMonoRed: !findquote cheesesteak
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 accountmadeforants: @shamblingkrenshar I mean, building decks out of terrible cards is just limited to any primarily constructed player  (Hell, it's playing an older limited format to newer limited players.)
 jacqui_lantern234: @1y1e i refuse to stop thinking its the apex predator 
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 accountmadeforants: Did you know MTG used to have vanilla creatures 
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 paronomasiac042: @accountmadeforants the delicious cards came in vanilla?!
Xavbull: The cube that makes you OLD
 emberBecky: ohh right 2013 magic I might actually be able to follow these games, heh XD
 Alas_Babylon: !card Yargle and Multani
  LRRbot: Yargle and Multani [3BBG] | Legendary Creature — Frog Spirit Elemental [18/6]
 shamblingkrenshar: Although I think canonically the Strictly Worse cube was also encased in lead
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  r10pez10: did i miss a brick joke
 TheWriterAleph: professionalism!
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dabudder: HAHA
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ztghostie: Paul leaves and everything starts falling apart
 Sorator13: 
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
 emberBecky: woo
 underhill33: excellent
 jacqui_lantern234:  FLAWLESS
 DeM0nFiRe: Sick!
 northos: cubevie night
  Juliamon: Back in the Box!!
 Alas_Babylon: !findquote Cube
  LRRbot: Quote #2427: "You're the only one who understand me, Dad Cube." —Paul [2016-05-02]
sorrow_of_aria: a canadian classic
 accountmadeforants: I'm glad you still have all those
 Fruan: M T Chair!
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 Earthenone: roll credits!
 wastetalent: what is this energy
 accountmadeforants: 
 paronomasiac042: ben?=paul?
 EmoMcHipster: classic bit
 laikagoat:    
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 underhill33: 
 Sorator13: Paul is out this evening? Gee, how could we tell? 
 Alas_Babylon: Thanks for having him, it's great that he's here
 EvilBadman: Paul celebrating Ides of March in the usual fashion
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protocol_gamma: ben is paul? baba is you?
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 Alas_Babylon: @Earthenone confirmed gamer
ztghostie: !findquote paul
 TwoSenses: It's noot noot, I have it in front of me
  r10pez10: paul in chat
Oreo1369: Ben + James = paul
MrMonoRed: noot noot
 RockPusher: Noot Noot
therepoman__: 
Oreo1369: Say it
KWardJenx: But James, I only see 5.
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 RockPusher: James' pile of cards
dabudder: wow wheeler wasnt even alive them
  ThingsOnMyStream: According to Moxfield, the total cost for all the cards in this cube is now $565.66 USD
  r10pez10: that's a lot
 shamblingkrenshar: "2013 was last year, what are you talking about" I insist as I slowly turn to dust
 DeM0nFiRe: 📈
 Dog_of_Myth: 1000 Good bits for the great bits
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 FarleyF: Go to sleep Paul
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 thraximore: James only *punches* cubes
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ladyjessica: every day I wake up
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 spawnofhastur: @saucemaster5000 i've been old for... 25 years then
 AttackCowboy: I built Overturf's tempo cube just to have a quiron dryad cube
phuznutz: Oh sweet! Is this the closet-found cube Wheeler was talking about last week??
theamc2000: I like this 5 player six player cube cuz I bet player six went to the restroom
  Juliamon: Paul also slid us the cube list
 EvilBadman: Good thing Goyf is like a fiver now
  Juliamon: !deck
  Juliamon: !decks
  LRRbot: (15 Mar 2024: Cube) James's Closet Cube: https://www.moxfield.com/decks/1vDlYHdIwUqgdsWEM3pckA
 Earthenone: it has trippled in value while in James' closet
 Desdae: Funny thing is Tarmogoyf now easily slots in the cube 
 Bugberry: Quarian Dryad doesn't shrink in response to graveyard hate.
 spawnofhastur: rather than a cube i'd just build dandan
phuznutz: Thanks Jules!
 definenull: Please don't. Get out while you still can
 RockPusher: James "Fiscal Responsibility" Turner
 cmdrud87: disregard commons, acquire legacy foils
frozenphoenix7: You don't want to know the answer to that question Cam
ztghostie: woah woah woah... ginger ale is worth at least TWO cliques
 thraximore: calciderm!!!! 
phuznutz: Sell (spelt Gee Eye Vee Eh) me your cards (:
 thraximore: I'm excited
 RockPusher: It's Ben!
 neisan2112: AYO WIldfire!!
 Earthenone: its nice of thme to put the card for james at the front of the packl
 northos: noice
phuznutz: Oh! This is so cool!
  Juliamon: ooh nighthawk
 thraximore: ha! Kor Sanctifiers, wowza
 jacqui_lantern234: WHEELER YES
 spawnofhastur: I LIKE THE CUT OF YOUR JIB, WHEELER
 MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
 Bugberry: Snakeform rules. I killed someone's Oona with it when both were in Standard.
gojira_green: Adam's got HEAT
  r10pez10: !addquote (Bengineering) [Now] Damn, this is actually sick! ... Oh. Just kidding.
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 MegaDosX: Of course James
phuznutz: Why is Wheeler on that side of the table?? I am a little off with him in "Ben's seat"
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh, I like what Adam is looking at.
ztghostie: should we get the mountains out now?
 thraximore: wow this really is a nostalgia trip
 iiieye: What is 200 2013 dollars in 2024 dollars
ladyjessica: wait when was worldly tutor inexpensive?
phuznutz: 10 years ago
dabudder: BALANCE???
 Bugberry: Are there archetypes of the color pairs? I think this cube predates that being a normal set design thing.
 cmdrud87: is it sad that I know what all of these cards do?
 MegaDosX: I'm pretty sure Primeval Titan is still the most expensive of the titans
DoodlestheGreat: Nope.
 itsr67: what the fuck
 DeM0nFiRe: According to google $200 in 2013 = $267.20 in 2024
 Spooky_Noises: Pesterwill, pesterdid
 Alas_Babylon: an M12 Prime Time peaked at about $34 in early 2015 according to MTGGoldfish
phuznutz: Back when you were made fun of in school for playing this game. 20 years ago I guess. So glad the kids these days don't have to deal with that anymore
frozenphoenix7: No Twinning smh
 Bugberry: !card pestermite
  LRRbot: Pestermite [2U] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/1] | Flash / Flying / When Pestermite enters the battlefield, you may tap or untap target permanent.
 Diabore: @MegaDosX mtggoldfish has prime between 5 and 10 dollars now
eff_the_bard: m man!
 Dog_of_Myth: Yes
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 definenull: Ooh
sorrow_of_aria: wow
 Spacecarl: nice
 thraximore: sheeeeeesh
 asthanius: spicy
  r10pez10: hell yeah kathleen
 MrSarkhan: 
 IbunWest: Big White has been called.
 Sorator13: yessssss
 Melfina__: 
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 Bugberry: Pestermite was just a decent Faerie card in Faerie typal
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KWardJenx: This is already a GREAT event
 gualdhar: oh no Kathleen has a well-executed plan
 Alas_Babylon: wut
 MegaDosX: @Diabore The most expensive of the rest is Grave Titan at a bit over $1 I think
Sertion: Pestermite responsibly
 definenull: Kathleen found a lane
gojira_green: What is the white card?
 MegaDosX: And then the rest of the titans are under $1 USD
 MrSarkhan: Balance???
frozenphoenix7: I don't recommend raw Pestermite's Wheeler, they're unhealthy and could make you sick
 more_alpacas: lol balance
 Alas_Babylon: Find yourself some Borderposts and go to Christmasland
 Cptasparagus: @definenull can you draft goth?
 Dog_of_Myth: Adam, embrace the evil.
 Makrosian_Tae: Hahahah
 Sorator13: is there terramorphic expanse? when was that first printed?
phuznutz: WHEELER!!!! Will you please bring this to CubeCon in the fall????
 definenull: I can't, but I bet Kathleen can
 Bugberry: Maybe a Madblind Mountain.
 Alas_Babylon: Shelldock Isle has a home in a few places, yeah
 MegaDosX: Somebody handed Ben an ocean
 Alas_Babylon: !card Shelldock Isle
  LRRbot: Shelldock Isle | Land | Hideaway 4 / Shelldock Isle enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U}. / {U}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if a library has twenty or fewer cards in it.
 Dog_of_Myth: Hey Serge is in the cube. 
 circusofkirkus: pardon
 Alas_Babylon: Mill all-star
 MegaDosX: Oh that is a fancy foil
 Diabore: wait reanimate?
jaimeblacken: reanimate and dark ritual!
 thraximore: 
frozenphoenix7: @Sorator13 Time Spiral I think?
  r10pez10: that foil rocks wow
 definenull: Oh no
 jacqui_lantern234: @r10pez10 YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!! 
 Alas_Babylon: foil Reanimate might absolutely fetch some bucks now, yeah, it's one of the biggest cards in Legacy atm
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 hotgreenflames: wooooo! cube!
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  r10pez10: trike gonna wheel
frozenphoenix7: Karoo lands are real good
 thraximore: yeah, that card's ok
 thraximore: 
 MegaDosX: You awakened Wheeler
 jacqui_lantern234: @frozenphoenix7 YOURE REAL GOOD 
 Dog_of_Myth: That foil version of Reanimate is $21 btw
DMGlol: 
jaimeblacken: Wow isn't that card really expensive
phuznutz: Story time with Wheeler!
 Mr_Bitterness: One of the most famous misprints
 Bugberry: Because it's old and before the color pie was solidified
 rkk667: Revised and white border stuff, I am in nostalgia  heaven
 Bugberry: Or misprint. Things were crazy back then
ztghostie: but why
  ThingsOnMyStream: foil Reanimate is ~$20
 definenull: Lrrcana cube?
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 jacqui_lantern234: @ThingsOnMyStream paul?! why arent you at WORK?!?! (/joking)
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 Alas_Babylon: @jacqui_lantern234 If anyone deserves a break at the office, it's the Paulman
fatherllymic: Lore of Cuba?
 Alas_Babylon: (I mean everyone does but still)
RebekahWSD: I like watching Lorcana because I understand the references
 circusofkirkus: go to bed paul
 accountmadeforants: There's a Serra Angel with Time Elemental's frame and art. That one's legit expensive.
 jacqui_lantern234: @Alas_Babylon i agree, but still the joke was there 
phuznutz: Nighthawk Vampire is still my favourite card in limited
 kumatsu: Ben passing packs in Semaphore
 Makrosian_Tae: Where did this cube come from?
phuznutz: Adam's lane looks pretty open
phuznutz: @Makrosian_Tae The back of a closet
phuznutz: !deck
phuznutz: !decks
 Marvoleath: @Makrosian_Tae James' closet
 jacqui_lantern234: tutor? i hardly know her!!! 
 Makrosian_Tae: impressive
ayir: this cube looks funs
  Juliamon: !decks
  LRRbot: (15 Mar 2024: Cube) James's Closet Cube: https://www.moxfield.com/decks/1vDlYHdIwUqgdsWEM3pckA
midnightcurryjazz: are we using old rules like mana burn?
phuznutz: My goodness James. You are so may favourite person right now
 more_alpacas: balance + nev's disc 
 Makrosian_Tae: Asking the important questions
 Cptasparagus: is this cube going to come out in June?
 Earthenone: !pride
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 jacqui_lantern234: @midnightcurryjazz oh, please, they arent SAVAGES 
 Marvoleath: @jacqui_lantern234 does this mean yes? 
EricTheOrange: diskin' it up on a friday
jaimeblacken: he has the masticore and its autopsy
 spawnofhastur: a cube, having good cards? damn, that's unusual 
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 jacqui_lantern234: @Marvoleath mana burn was a mistake. THERE I SAID IT 
 MegaDosX: Oh my god
phuznutz: Old school cubes with old-school rules is really fun. My buddy made a Y2K cube and we always just nostalgia gush all night (:
 underhill33: gross
 definenull: oh no
 jacqui_lantern234: WHEELER YES
sorrow_of_aria: I knew I liked this wheeler guy
 definenull: Card changing zones typal
xzarisx: a man of value!
w_umbus: what was the non-EW card
 itsr67: Ew
gojira_green: my pauper baby
EricTheOrange: ewww not him
barry__crisp: I really oughta make one of these
 tehfewl: fof baby
 Earthenone: !updog
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m1gr3nA: @w_umbus crystal shard
DHAnsgar: Black Sun's Zenith, my beloved
 more_alpacas: oh dear
 Dog_of_Myth: Yes Adam YES
 Diabore: YAAAS ADAM
 jacqui_lantern234: ADAM YES!!!!!
 Alas_Babylon: Adam has found zen
MrMonoRed: Adam noooo
dabudder: wait i missed it what did he pick up
 tehfewl: vine voice: "Adam"
 more_alpacas: upheaval
 Desdae: I think Wheeler has been a bad influence on Adam
 definenull: Oh no Adam is scheming
dabudder: @more_alpacas oh wow
frozenphoenix7: @Desdae I say good influence
 thraximore: Hell yes Adam is scheming
midnightcurryjazz: How dare you pass the scroll
 MegaDosX: !card cursed scroll
  LRRbot: Cursed Scroll [1] | Artifact | {3}, {T}: Choose a card name, then reveal a card at random from your hand. If that card has the chosen name, Cursed Scroll deals 2 damage to any target.
 Mr_Bitterness: Cursed Scroll, the Tempest chase card
midnightcurryjazz: That card carried me for years in 1.5 and extended
 Alas_Babylon: If you play Unesh you could ETBFOF
 tehfewl: upheaval into pyshcotog
 tehfewl: bring me back baby
 spawnofhastur: finkel, nice
Gooseblast: Mono nostalgic bangers 
 YeetTheRich_: wheelerTog
 Mr_Bitterness: River Boa was one of my favorite creatures for so long
 Makrosian_Tae: RKF?
 bwk789: dang I was early for oki but missed the start. here.
 jacqui_lantern234: does Tattermunge make Non Mungable Tokens? 
 bwk789: how is everyone?
 thraximore: LOVE the derm
 Bugberry: from the alternate pasty
 thraximore: 
 jacqui_lantern234: PLOW UNDER MY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
ztghostie: !card Plow Under
  LRRbot: Plow Under [3GG] | Sorcery | Put two target lands on top of their owners' libraries.
  r10pez10: "it's not land destruction"
 Mr_Bitterness: Oh yeah, Plow Under is nasty
ztghostie: gross
 jacqui_lantern234: genuinely Plow Under is my fave MtG card
gojira_green: monsters among us
Hadouken_lol_catz: !cube
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 TheOneCalledStu: Here late whose cube?
 more_alpacas: oh shit crypto-man
 Marvoleath: !deck
 Marvoleath: !decks
  LRRbot: (15 Mar 2024: Cube) James's Closet Cube: https://www.moxfield.com/decks/1vDlYHdIwUqgdsWEM3pckA
 Sorator13: @TheOneCalledStu James's cube, from... many years ago
 bwk789: can we get another 3 clowns and 3 mimes draft vintage cube soon?
midnightcurryjazz: you take that back
tehfewl: any jackal pup enjoyers
 Mr_Bitterness: Whoa whoa whoa
  Juliamon: WOW
 Dog_of_Myth: Whoa adam
Hadouken_lol_catz: Kinda cool like a time capsule
 Diabore: adam i was with you until just now
 definenull: WHOAH WHOAH
TetraRay: It's trying its best
 Earthenone: two power for 1 mana!
 Mr_Bitterness: Jackal Pup was an all star in original Sligh
wearehoshi: 2013 means no grim guardian sadge
 ypsilonkappa: Chat, does playing Shandalar recently is considered unfair advantage for this cube? 
  Juliamon: It's a good boy
 Sorator13: 
 tehfewl: shows up, attacks twice, dies, refuses to elaborate
 bwk789: precursor golem ohhhh yeahhhh
 Mr_Bitterness: Jackal Pup and Mogg Fanatic, the best 1 red mana creatures
 tehfewl: raga who?
 Diabore: ooh a wincon
 Unas84: +
 Earthenone: that card is rude as hell
 Unas84: an absolute menace, is what that is
 tehfewl: that, adam, is 3 time walks in a trenchcoat
 Dog_of_Myth: Da tangle
 more_alpacas: that card is pure evil
 Mr_Bitterness: Adam discovers Stax
m1gr3nA: wire into metamorph 
 Sorator13: !card Tanglewire
  LRRbot: Tangle Wire [3] | Artifact | Fading 4 / At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player taps an untapped artifact, creature, or land they control for each fade counter on Tangle Wire.
 RealGamerCow: So, your Shandalar streams when Adam is in the chat?
 Diabore: lower adam
 circusofkirkus: it is
 Diabore: ty
midnightcurryjazz: Its on the list
 thraximore: sure is
Fanklok: I would watch that
 tehfewl: tinker watch
 Mr_Bitterness: Love a good Pillage too
The_Timo: I'm excited to see it
 itsr67: :0
niccus: i'm surprised there isn't a card with a post-it note or something that asks to get everyone ice cream
 itsr67: messed up card forbid
The_Timo: Oh classic
 RetroHibiscus: adam budding blue control player savidan
 Mr_Bitterness: Welcome to Exodus!
 northos: wait wait wait was that ankh of mishra?
barry__crisp: @niccus james caught lacking ig
 tehfewl: TINKER
 Mr_Bitterness: Also Shard Phoenix
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 tehfewl: adam going straight heel in this draft
 tehfewl: and im here for it
Wonderdoc: yeah buyback wasnt the most well thought out mechanic
  r10pez10: i hope someone is in reanimate
 Mr_Bitterness: Yeah baby, Ankh
 MegaDosX: Loving Adam's reactions to some of this stuff
anhakha: That ones in shandalar.
 eshplode: I saw Zuran Orb and Balance. I hope someone makes that deck
zombub: Is this that Magic Offline with Physical Objects I’ve heard so much about?
 buhlian22: all of these cards make me so happy.
 Bugberry: Adam reacts to Stax
frozenphoenix7: Shriekmaw!  Love Shriekmaw.
 Marvoleath: old magic was rude sometimes
 RAZRBCK08: The ankh is symmetrical so it's totally fair
anhakha: Adam could've ended up on receiving end of ankh in shandy if he was unlucky.
kireawolf: Someone needs to make a cube of all the cards that Adam thinks are gross
jaimeblacken: TINKER!
frozenphoenix7: FOUND IT
jaimeblacken: WHAT
 thraximore: @Marvoleath sometimes? polite was the exception
 more_alpacas: there it is
 Sorator13: !card ankh of
  LRRbot: Ankh of Mishra [2] | Artifact | Whenever a land enters the battlefield, Ankh of Mishra deals 2 damage to that land's controller.
  r10pez10: Magic Tabletop with CArds, or MTCA
wearehoshi: Are the packs randomized?
 Mr_Bitterness: Adam's got Balance BTW if you missed it
barry__crisp: this cube is stacked man, value town
 Diabore: ah hell yeah hippie
 MegaDosX: Hippie
JinaMahavira: Then he retired champion
 Earthenone: james retired champion of standard?
 Dog_of_Myth: Love a good sphere
Wonderdoc: so you retired champion?
 more_alpacas: maybe tinker wheels?
 Sorator13: ew
 corpocracy: Man, Mogg Fanatic hasn't aged well
 definenull: Oh that's not food cam
 Mr_Bitterness: Hippie is my all time favorite card. Turn one off Dark Ritual, you forever chase that high.
jaimeblacken: nooo adam that's for the tinker deck nooo
 Diabore: !card phantom centaur
  LRRbot: Phantom Centaur [2GG] | Creature — Centaur Spirit [2/0] | Protection from black / Phantom Centaur enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it. / If damage would be dealt to Phantom Centaur, prevent that damage. Remove a +1/+1 counter from Phantom Centaur.
 Marvoleath: !card phantom centaur
  LRRbot: Phantom Centaur [2GG] | Creature — Centaur Spirit [2/0] | Protection from black / Phantom Centaur enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it. / If damage would be dealt to Phantom Centaur, prevent that damage. Remove a +1/+1 counter from Phantom Centaur.
  r10pez10: why is it a 2/0
anhakha: I run phantom centaur in atraxa xD
a_frosty: @corpocracy Jacob Rees?
 Sorator13: I was gonna say, you just have to bounce + counter it, smh
 LurkerSpine: lmao
 MegaDosX: lmaoooooo
  r10pez10: hahahaha
 itsr67: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 definenull: LMAO
Wonderdoc: 
jaimeblacken: ahahhahahah
 Bugberry: Mana Tithe is from Planar Chaos
 Diabore: party jace!
sorrow_of_aria: Adam is so cool
M0nzaa: this guy
midnightcurryjazz: Its just adorable adam
 kumatsu: he wins limited games, Adam
 Mr_Bitterness: This is an amazing draft
code1300: og was in legends right
ladyjessica: oh force spike
 HadesLeprechaun: love that Wheeler just knows all these old synergies/combos
 itsr67: hell yeah
 tehfewl: gravy train is a pick
 MrSarkhan: Love Grave Titan
 MegaDosX: That's a defensible pick Adam
 blip2004: ooo dick worm?
Fanklok: That was some real "wow they have internet on computers now"
midnightcurryjazz: monke
 tehfewl: so many reanimates running around
 itsr67: e x h u m e
 jacqui_lantern234: @blip2004 youre thinking Armada Worm 
 bwk789: !card lay claim
  LRRbot: Lay Claim [5UU] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant permanent / You control enchanted permanent. / Cycling {2}
sorrow_of_aria: I liked in Bolas clutches at uncommon
 Mr_Bitterness: There we go
 eshplode: Yeah!
 Sorator13: 
 Sorator13: what card was that, btw?
 tehfewl: 2 mana armageddon that gains you life
 MegaDosX: !card zuran orb
  LRRbot: Zuran Orb [0] | Artifact | Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.
 Sorator13: ahhh
 drizztnailo: the pack car is very funny for some reason
 TheRatKings: Adams and Wheeler are my favourite Duo.
jaimeblacken: funny is a word
anhakha: There's reasons why a lot of these cards are banned in edh... xD
 tehfewl: too many? signets?
jaimeblacken: nah
frozenphoenix7: Probably
 Mr_Bitterness: Not when you're running Zuran Orb and Balance
 hidingbox: too many mana rocks? in this economy?
jaimeblacken: exhume too good
 tehfewl: as someone who drafted og ravnica with bounce lands and signets, No
 tehfewl: *bounce lands and signets at common
KWardJenx: Adam is winning the draft just based on audio gold alone.
Wonderdoc: james got the juice?
 TheRatKings: Love NightEyes. One of my top rats
twistedsylvan: Is that a Kamigawa card?
 definenull: Judging by the reactions, people are having a good draft
 Sorator13: That flavor of flip card is something I miss
jaimeblacken: james is in all the reanimator cards
Mai_Andra: desecrater at work, dude?
jaimeblacken: adam i mean
 BusTed: 
 Tweygoh: Oo sneaky mana tithe on the wheel
  r10pez10: hell yeah big white
 Sorator13: Goodbye! oh wait, you're coming back
 Marvoleath: !break
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JDogg2K4: Who is player 6? just got here.
 Sorator13: @JDogg2K4 Ben
 definenull: 
JDogg2K4: Thank you @Sorator13
  Juliamon: Ben has to run tech as well as play
 Sorator13: Paul's off tonight, so Ben/James are running tech as well as playing
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Sorator13: with hilarity ensuing at the stream start as a result
 Marvoleath: !decks
  LRRbot: (15 Mar 2024: Cube) James's Closet Cube: https://www.moxfield.com/decks/1vDlYHdIwUqgdsWEM3pckA
 philippekav: should be some fun games 
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 Nicarrow: hi all
Blaksun100: ?*?
 definenull: I half want the crew to add just one MKM pack to their pool for the contrast
bruiserhammerfist: Just got here, have they started the draft yet?
  Juliamon: Just finished drafting
bruiserhammerfist: Thanks
 lirazel64: Still my favorite db tune.
AdamLavadan: Any good lanes shown for people?
Blaksun100:  lol  bay
 definenull: 
anhakha: I think it's 'Degenerate Cards Typal'
 Dog_of_Myth:  
Oreo1369: Baking brownies
Oreo1369: Also milkshakes
  LRRbot: Burst Lightning [R] | Instant | Kicker {4} / Burst Lightning deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, it deals 4 damage instead.
anhakha: Card scanner looks to be working.
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: burst lightning
 definenull: That's foreboding
Oreo1369: How's everyone's night / day
ayir: 
anhakha: It's like 1am here in the UK. Should PROBABLY sleep...
 lirazel64: Today has been very weird.
anhakha: Buuut....
 definenull: Woke up but still eepy
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Oreo1369: Almost 9 pm here
 Sorator13: @definenull that was me all day today
Oreo1369: Making Dinner and dessert
anhakha: I think I'm feeling inspired. I'll update my Cube 2morrow.
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 bwk789: @anhakha also uk based, who needs sleep right?
Oreo1369: Kinda wanna make one
 A_Dub888: Hi everyone, how goes COOOOOOB
Oreo1369: Baking decks donna fight soon
anhakha: @bwk789 sleep is for those who want to be productive. I'm here to watch magic 
superdude097: @A_Dub888 I don't know why, but I read that as "Cob" as in "Corn on the"
Oreo1369: Cream corn is good 👍
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 bwk789: @anhakha same, love back to back oki fight into paper fight
Oreo1369: Friday is Fight day
 A_Dub888: @superdude097 Well LRR are pretty corny (and I like them for it
anhakha: @oreo1369 my cube is an Unlawful cube. Whether it be silver bordered, Acorn, Mystery Booster Test cards, Unknown event cards or Banlist cards, they're in the cube.
 bwk789: @oreo1369 got to get down on fight day
Oreo1369: I like that idea
anhakha: No commander legal cards allowed.
Oreo1369: Wait what?
twistedsylvan: @anhakha "The Cube that Should Not Be"
Oreo1369: That is amazing
LaskoReadsComics: Thats a neat premise. How does it actually play?
mjiig: Are there sufficiently many banned mana sources to forego basics? 
Oreo1369: It's 270 for 6 people what about 8
 bwk789: @anhakha lotus into ambassador blorpittyblorp?
anhakha: It's 504 cards. 24 boosters of 21 cards. And at the end, everyone makes a 60 card commander deck, and splits into two pods of 4.
anhakha: Lol yup.
anhakha: So far, it's been mad. Richard Garfield PHD is a dumb card.
anhakha: As are the My Little Pony cards.
 bwk789: are the ub secret lair card’s considered e.g. transformers or street fighter?
anhakha: Got to update it with the Chicago Unknown event cards
 MrSarkhan: 
Fanklok: A quick few minutes James said, lying to everyone
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Earthenone: !lorcana james role model
  LRRbot: James - Role Model [4, Sapphire, Non-inkable] | Character [3/3, 2 ◊] | Storyborn, Mentor | NEVER, EVER LOSE SIGHT When this character is banished, you may put this card into your inkwell facedown and exerted.
huffboi1: Do we have enough of them for a UB cube, Godzilla vs transformers vs Ryu would be a mess but a welcome one lol
 Bugberry: boomer, as in only for 60+ year olds.
 accountmadeforants: Yeah, it was called the Boomer Cube on the schedule for a while, too
Cunobelenos: I mean, he did throw his back out sleeping. instant boomer
The_Timo: Oh I'm excited for this deck Adam
 lirazel64: I feel seen
 definenull: Back in my day every card had a downside
  LRRbot: Judge's Familiar [{W/U}] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / Sacrifice Judge's Familiar: Counter target instant or sorcery spell unless its controller pays {1}.
goombalax: *puts a knife on the table*
 Diabore: oh no
kynelwynn: Adam's deck name, chef's kiss
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  LRRbot: Lone Missionary [1W] | Creature — Kor Monk [2/1] | When Lone Missionary enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life.
jaimeblacken: jesus, 4 life?
  LRRbot: Dimir Aqueduct | Land | Dimir Aqueduct enters the battlefield tapped. / When Dimir Aqueduct enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {U}{B}.
 definenull: Inb4 madness
  LRRbot: Thirst for Knowledge [2U] | Instant | Draw three cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an artifact card.
jaimeblacken: but adam likes having cards there
 Earthenone: aww no large men to throw away
  LRRbot: Flickerwisp [1WW] | Creature — Elemental [3/1] | Flying / When Flickerwisp enters the battlefield, exile another target permanent. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
 micalovits: Ahhhh, stupid dailight savings! An hour late D:
  r10pez10: oh wow
jaimeblacken: OH NO
jaimeblacken: you can flicker the land
jaimeblacken: and make him bounce it?
 Bugberry: !card flicker
  LRRbot: Flicker [1W] | Sorcery | Exile target nontoken permanent, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.
 hidingbox: ghostly flicker
LaskoReadsComics: Kathleen electing to not be cruel
  r10pez10: there's also a spell called flicker
 gawag_: Also, Flicker
TetraRay: going infinite!
 hidingbox: or actual flicker yeah
 Earthenone: kathleen could have sent adam to the shadow relm
ztghostie: and then blink comes from momentary blink IIRC
 micalovits: No no, flicker blinks
 Bugberry: Flickerwisp is a reference
  LRRbot: Man-o'-War [2U] | Creature — Jellyfish [2/2] | When Man-o'-War enters the battlefield, return target creature to its owner's hand.
 Bugberry: !card momentary blink
  LRRbot: Momentary Blink [1W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Flashback {3}{U}
 Diabore: is... is this a loop?
 definenull: Uhh
 LurkerSpine: is Kathleen on mono white?
jaimeblacken: kathleen not reading flickerwisp again
 Radyin: Fun fact: that version of Man-o-War has incorrect rules text.
 itsr67: chat, stop.
 Bugberry: Flicker is slow Momentary Blink, alternatively Momentary Blink is fast Flicker
  LRRbot: Dimir Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {U}{B}.
jaimeblacken: signets woo
 Earthenone: i think kathleen is used to "nonland" being on every target permanant so just assumes its there
  LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
 LurkerSpine: MAY shuffle
frozenphoenix7: *May* Shuffle
 cmdrud87: I know Adam's deck is supposed t be control, but it just looks like he would play EDH
 Bugberry: Before Flickerwisp, there was also Flickering SPirit, also from Time Spiral as a reference.
 Bugberry: !card flickering spirit
  LRRbot: Flickering Spirit [3W] | Creature — Spirit [2/2] | Flying / {3}{W}: Exile Flickering Spirit, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.
  LRRbot: Animate Dead [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature card in a graveyard / When Animate Dead enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Animate Dead." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach Animate Dead to it. When Animate Dead leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it. / Enchanted creature…
  r10pez10: what's a wink then
 hidingbox: its an enchantment
 laikagoat: nope
 Diabore: that doesnt work
goombalax: Black Floatus
 itsr67: Enchantment
 hidingbox: 
jaimeblacken: OH oh oh
 micalovits: !judge
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jaimeblacken: not a sorcery
 cmdrud87: ummm
  r10pez10: !relaxed
  LRRbot: REL:Axed or Rules Enforcement level relaxed means we try to let the cards do what they are supposed to do, and not punish players for their mistakes. While we all try to follow the rules these cards are brand new to everyone and mistakes will be made, just sit back and enjoy the stream.
ayir: oh noooo
 Diabore: 
  LRRbot: Accorder Paladin [1W] | Creature — Human Knight [3/1] | Battle cry
dabudder: judge!
  LRRbot: Lone Missionary [1W] | Creature — Kor Monk [2/1] | When Lone Missionary enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life.
  LRRbot: Condemn [W] | Instant | Put target attacking creature on the bottom of its owner's library. Its controller gains life equal to its toughness.
 MegaDosX: lmaoooo
 Diabore: we got there
 hidingbox: !card comdemn
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 Sorator13: 
 itsr67: welp
 hidingbox: !card condemn
  LRRbot: Condemn [W] | Instant | Put target attacking creature on the bottom of its owner's library. Its controller gains life equal to its toughness.
 MegaDosX: LRRbot got it
 Sorator13: 
 Earthenone: in 2013 that was a commander all star 
theamc2000: the a quarter paladin?
 MegaDosX: !card animate dead
  LRRbot: Animate Dead [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature card in a graveyard / When Animate Dead enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Animate Dead." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach Animate Dead to it. When Animate Dead leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it. / Enchanted creature…
frozenphoenix7: Yes.
 MegaDosX: LRRbot doesn't help because it's too much of a novel 
frozenphoenix7: -1/-0
  LRRbot: Nevinyrral's Disk [4] | Artifact | Nevinyrral's Disk enters the battlefield tapped. / {1}, {T}: Destroy all artifacts, creatures, and enchantments.
 MegaDosX: Oh boy the disk
Nes_bird: Think Adam should be at 12
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/DepressedKindSamosaPoooound-i-xqjpwngIfifmPi
 MegaDosX: Adam gained life from Kathleen's thing he reanimated
 Diabore: @Nes_bird he animated a gain 4
 ShaneLeeAtk: THE Disk?
  r10pez10: hey it's the disk
 itsr67: da disk
 definenull: Noot Noot?
 Marvoleath: Larry's disk!
jaimeblacken: larry hey larry
  r10pez10: so we have the disk, we have the magus of the disk, and then we also have actual nevinyrral?
  LRRbot: Izzet Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {U}{R}.
zombub: I believe he should’ve been at 15, he was at 12 after Kathleen’s attack, they rewound so he gained 4 and took an extra 1
 MegaDosX: That seems an interesting play when Adam has the disk out 
 thraximore: @r10pez10 yes actually
theamc2000: !card never disk
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 LurkerSpine: artifacts
 Diabore: it destroys artifacts too
 circusofkirkus: blows up artifacts too
anhakha: Kills ur signers too
 MegaDosX: Artifacts too
 hidingbox: I mean probably should have waited
theamc2000: !card nev disk
  LRRbot: Nevinyrral's Disk [4] | Artifact | Nevinyrral's Disk enters the battlefield tapped. / {1}, {T}: Destroy all artifacts, creatures, and enchantments.
 MegaDosX: Bye signets
 cmdrud87: adam's rocks also go boom
  LRRbot: Serra Angel [3WW] | Creature — Angel [4/4] | Flying, vigilance
 thraximore: !card nevinyrral, tyrant
  LRRbot: Nevinyrral, Urborg Tyrant [3WUB] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard [3/6] | Hexproof from artifacts, creatures, and enchantments / When Nevinyrral, Urborg Tyrant enters the battlefield, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token for each creature that died this turn. / When Nevinyrral dies, you may pay {1}. When you do, destroy all artifacts, creatures, and enchantments.
superdude097: Signets are dead, yeah
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 Desdae: Bye mana rocks
 MegaDosX: Nev's Disk blows up basically everything
  LRRbot: Control Magic [2UU] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / You control enchanted creature.
jaimeblacken: nice
 itsr67: hell yeah
 Mr_Bitterness: Our angel
anhakha: Now that's a shandalar move
 ghizmou: this is peak boomer magic
 1y1e: now this is podracing
dabudder: control magic your serra angel. my god its good to be here
 ShaneLeeAtk: Is this Shandalar?
 hidingbox: Actual '93
  LRRbot: Elite Vanguard [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1]
theamc2000: kathleen, this is weird land placement
 MegaDosX: "I cast Control Magic targeting your Serra Angel"
jaimeblacken: elite vanguard, Attack!
  r10pez10: i like these basics btw
 CururuGuasu: My van will now be safe
 Mr_Horrible: I tune in and I see Adam is already committing crimes
  LRRbot: Everflowing Chalice [0] | Artifact | Multikicker {2} / Everflowing Chalice enters the battlefield with a charge counter on it for each time it was kicked. / {T}: Add {C} for each charge counter on Everflowing Chalice.
 Mr_Horrible: life totals notwithstanding
Heefnoff: You're telling me an elite is guarding this van?
 A_Dub888: Hold up, is that a VANILLA CREATURE??
  LRRbot: Grave Titan [4BB] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Deathtouch / Whenever Grave Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.
 itsr67: or is he guarding an elite van
 CururuGuasu: Ach!  Zombies!
 Mr_Horrible: @Heefnoff that van is of utmost strategic importance to Covenant forces, Chief
jaimeblacken: serra angel has vigilance right?
Heefnoff: Or is he a van that's guarding an elite
dabudder: grave titan wins games
rogerjmexico: @theamc2000 playing around chaos orb
 RealGamerCow: I love grave titan's art so much
Fanklok: This cube speaks to my soul
  r10pez10: more like brave titan
 itsr67: On the bright side, Kathleen can't fake Settle
  LRRbot: Arrest [2W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.
Heefnoff: Got a warrant for that titan?
 Mr_Horrible: good ol Gabriel Titan
multeyemeteor: You've got the right to remain silent... as the grave
 Earthenone: the black titan happend to fit the discription
  LRRbot: Jace Beleren [1UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [3] | [+2]: Each player draws a card. / [−1]: Target player draws a card. / [−10]: Target player mills twenty cards.
 A_Dub888: @Heefnoff Raising the dead without a permit
 HadesLeprechaun: got a nice reprint in MKM Commander!
 Diabore: party jace!
barry__crisp: reverse sweep??
LaskoReadsComics: Is this cube list anywhere? Cause this looks like my jam
 Fruan: Figurative baby Jace!
 Earthenone: !decklist
  LRRbot: (15 Mar 2024: Cube) James's Closet Cube: https://www.moxfield.com/decks/1vDlYHdIwUqgdsWEM3pckA
  r10pez10: yeah LaskoReadsComics
 TheWanderingNomad: I always preferred Jace Zero myself 
 Earthenone: keep in mind it has tripled in value while in Jame's closet
  LRRbot: Selesnya Sanctuary | Land | Selesnya Sanctuary enters the battlefield tapped. / When Selesnya Sanctuary enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {G}{W}.
RaklarLS: half of it comes from those lands, probably
   LoadingReadyRun: I still think you could put this together for 200-300 dollars.
 TheWanderingNomad: I didn't know James' closet fermented price 
 Earthenone: !card condem
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Condemn; Stromkirk Condemned; Angel of Condemnation; Crook of Condemnation
  r10pez10: !card Condemn
  LRRbot: Condemn [W] | Instant | Put target attacking creature on the bottom of its owner's library. Its controller gains life equal to its toughness.
 sporkraptor: quick chat hide what she was looking for!
 micalovits: Time to make that chat scroll!
 definenull: Quick post I cream
 ShaneLeeAtk: Nice
TetraRay: hehe
 sporkraptor: tadaaaa
 Diabore: but all my jokes!
Flyingdelorion: Poof!
  r10pez10: i think you're right james
jaimeblacken: every draw a new sound
  LRRbot: Phyrexian Metamorph [3{U/P}] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Shapeshifter [0/0] | You may have Phyrexian Metamorph enter the battlefield as a copy of any artifact or creature on the battlefield, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.
multeyemeteor: And my joke!... singular
 MrQBear: @Diabore just recast your jokes
 Zaraka00: did chat get ship of theseus'ed? is this even the same chat?
  r10pez10: hell yeah
 Diabore: !condemn
  LRRbot: Condemn [W] | Instant | Put target attacking creature on the bottom of its owner's library. Its controller gains life equal to its toughness.
  r10pez10: !card Condemn
  LRRbot: Condemn [W] | Instant | Put target attacking creature on the bottom of its owner's library. Its controller gains life equal to its toughness.
  r10pez10: life gain clause too
 itsr67: lrrbot made it up I swear
 Earthenone: was a commander all star before they changed the rules to let comanders ignore it
  LRRbot: Angel of Serenity [4WWW] | Creature — Angel [5/6] | Flying / When Angel of Serenity enters the battlefield, you may exile up to three other target creatures from the battlefield and/or creature cards from graveyards. / When Angel of Serenity leaves the battlefield, return the exiled cards to their owners' hands.
  LRRbot: Memory Lapse [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
theamc2000: that was 8
 Diabore: damn one of zombie tokens has been hitting the gym
 MrQBear: now it'll be the big game plan for the next turn!
 1y1e: Chandler mentioned
 definenull: Next turn actual factual counterspell
 Earthenone: i wonder what kathleen drew!
 Diabore: theres the party
Fanklok: I prefer Spell Crumple over Memory Lapse
  LRRbot: Shadowmage Infiltrator [1UB] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | Fear / Whenever Shadowmage Infiltrator deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.
  r10pez10: grave titan for retail is good, but second grave titan for cheaper is great
  LRRbot: Azorius Chancery | Land | Azorius Chancery enters the battlefield tapped. / When Azorius Chancery enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {W}{U}.
 Diabore: what is fear again?
M0nzaa: jonny magic has entered
 Diabore: artifacts and black creatures?
frozenphoenix7: @Diabore Can only be blocked by Artifact and Black creatures
heropileofgifs: @Diabore the only thing we have to fear
 Dog_of_Myth: @Diabore The mind killer.
  r10pez10: Fear is can only be blocked by black and artifact
 Earthenone: cant be blocked except by black and artifacts
kynelwynn: cannot be blocked except by black or artifact creatures
theamc2000: you wrath
spicemelonge: who all is on today?
  LRRbot: Gideon Jura [3WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon [6] | [+2]: During target opponent's next turn, creatures that player controls attack Gideon Jura if able. / [−2]: Destroy target tapped creature. / [0]: Until end of turn, Gideon Jura becomes a 6/6 Human Soldier creature that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn.
 Dog_of_Myth: Chad!
 definenull: O7
  r10pez10: it got changed into Intimidate which was [colour of creature]/artifact
Jensling: Chad!
 definenull: Rip chad
 Diabore: protect me shield chad
 Earthenone: chad fog
 Seth_Erickson: And yet here I was thinking that bomb mythics and rares only existed in new magic
 MyrddintheWizard: Chad is here!
 CururuGuasu: OG Chadley
 micalovits: Now that is cool
KWardJenx: Nice!
 itsr67: Wow
 RetroHibiscus: 
 Fruan: The Once and Future Chad!
 definenull: Betrayal!
gojira_green: very sweet
TetraRay: that is awesome
  r10pez10: i hope you don't go 1-4 today adam
gojira_green: Et tu Gideon?
 definenull: It's a time walk!
 accountmadeforants: So this Gideon has tasted defeat before, he's ready
Fanklok: It is the ides of march
jaimeblacken: every draw a new sound adam
 itsr67: deck is sweet
 micalovits: RIP Chad
 Diabore: chad no!
eff_the_bard: not over here, over here it's Austin day
 definenull: Spoilers
frozenphoenix7: Correct
  r10pez10: !card Shadowmage Infiltrator
  LRRbot: Shadowmage Infiltrator [1UB] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | Fear / Whenever Shadowmage Infiltrator deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.
  LRRbot: Hypnotic Specter [1BB] | Creature — Specter [2/2] | Flying / Whenever Hypnotic Specter deals damage to an opponent, that player discards a card at random.
 itsr67: still 2013
  r10pez10: gideon's fine, we've seen the heroic reunion card
TetraRay:  
ShotGunShelz7: Clap
dabudder: grave. titan. wins. games.
 hidingbox: We saw hippy, serra angel and control magic. This be 93 now!
 micalovits: Chat, war of the spark was 5 years ago. Spoilers are fine
 philippekav: classic magic
 Bugberry: Most of those cards weren't in the same Standard.
 Diabore: were there fetches in 2013?
 Tweygoh: Delver with runechanters pike
 Diabore: likei n standard
 definenull: Ow my back
kynelwynn: a hawk can carry a sword
 Tweygoh: fun times
  r10pez10: go look up how old A Thosand Miles is
 RetroHibiscus: spring 2019
 cmdrud87: 2019, but yes
 HadesLeprechaun: Korvold was 5 years ago, so War would have been a bit before that
 Mr_Horrible: I'd be mad about that revelation but I don't have the energy
Fanklok: Swamp, Dark Ritual, Hippie. Attack for 2, Swamp, Hymn to Tourach.
 Mr_Horrible: 2 and 2
 RetroHibiscus: went to it with a broken jaw so I know it by heart 
 Tweygoh: It has firststrike!?
  r10pez10: !card Runechanters Pike
  LRRbot: Runechanter's Pike [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has first strike and gets +X/+0, where X is the number of instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard. / Equip {2}
 Diabore: !card runechanters pike
  LRRbot: Runechanter's Pike [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has first strike and gets +X/+0, where X is the number of instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard. / Equip {2}
jaimeblacken: 2 and 2
 Diabore: 2 and 2
Flyingdelorion: 2019 yes, I have my prereleasepack right beside me
Sertion: 2013 was Thragtusk Life
anhakha: War of the spark was 2019
 Mr_Horrible: for usually bonesplitter+ with first strike
 Mr_Horrible: Moorland Haunt
 Tweygoh: Haunted Moor
 Tweygoh: oh yeah
 Mr_Bitterness: @Fanklok You're speaking exactly my language. Then turn 3, Swamp, Necropotence.
gojira_green: !card moorland haunt
  LRRbot: Moorland Haunt | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {W}{U}, {T}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
ztghostie: it definitely probably should've had something banned from it, as someone who played that deck for months
im_da_real_groot: with Geist of Saint Trafts
 Tweygoh: Ghost quarter for wolfrun
  LRRbot: Judge's Familiar [{W/U}] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / Sacrifice Judge's Familiar: Counter target instant or sorcery spell unless its controller pays {1}.
 NewtyNewts: Jojo's familiar?
theamc2000: judge fam
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh yeah. Geist of Saint Traft. Loved that card
Fanklok: Solar Flare
  LRRbot: Grand Coliseum | Land | Grand Coliseum enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Grand Coliseum deals 1 damage to you.
 Mr_Bitterness: Led to one of the greats Friday Night's lines from Cameron. "Look here, Geist of Saint Daft!"
theamc2000: tapped
  LRRbot: Azorius Chancery | Land | Azorius Chancery enters the battlefield tapped. / When Azorius Chancery enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {W}{U}.
  LRRbot: Lingering Souls [2W] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying. / Flashback {1}{B}
 hidingbox: talking about bangers
 micalovits: Uhhh, and the coliseum to flash it back!
dabudder: kathleen dont you mean the two 1/1 cat spirits
 Bugberry: Wouldn't this cube feel less like Standard and more like early Modern?
dabudder: ^^thats the deep lore
adept_nekomancer: @dabudder No, but they're cats in spirit.
theamc2000: is a white spirit, coconut vodka?
jupitermagic9: classic
  LRRbot: Dimir Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {U}{B}.
  LRRbot: Izzet Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {U}{R}.
 MegaDosX: Oh lord, he's ramping
citizen_pain: it *is* signet
TetraRay: that ramp
 itsr67: signet turbo
  LRRbot: Darksteel Ingot [3] | Artifact | Indestructible / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
MrMonoRed: noot noot
  LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
theamc2000: oh wahahahah?
thanzo: go to pre draw combat step
 definenull: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
citizen_pain: both vintage players are hard at work building new decks
jaimeblacken: mtgo
LaskoReadsComics: Vintage is really fun 
itsapaul: Yeah vintage is sweet
  r10pez10: i met a vintage player at an LGS once and they were intimidating in a very chill way
 definenull: They let you pull the ripcord
 itsr67: ponder is like "yeah I'll just make you win instead"
 micalovits: Fetchlands also make it even better
Fanklok: I used to live near the store where all 10 Vintage players played years ago
 micalovits: Its no brainstorm, but man is it a good cantrip
ztghostie: ponder is also a very skill testing card. Too many times people see one good card and watn to draw it but hten leave two bad or dead cards on otp
 Bugberry: Original ponder art is best. Also was introduced in the same block as Negate
cobthegreat: But it was considered unplayable in lorywn standard
itsapaul: I do like me some lorwyn ponders
  LRRbot: Shadowmage Infiltrator [1UB] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | Fear / Whenever Shadowmage Infiltrator deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.
 accountmadeforants: *person uses a fetchland after brainstorming* "Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our Ponder"
  LRRbot: Fiend Hunter [1WW] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/3] | When Fiend Hunter enters the battlefield, you may exile another target creature. / When Fiend Hunter leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
MrMonoRed: just a small-town noot nooting in a lonely noot
  LRRbot: Dismember [1{B/P}{B/P}] | Instant | Target creature gets −5/−5 until end of turn.
 Bugberry: That was a interesting time for Counterspells. Cancel introduced in Time Spiral followed by Negate in Morningtide.
  r10pez10: zowie
 definenull: Wowie zowie even
 Sorator13: no, Cam, that's a fiend hunter
MrMonoRed: she took the  midnight noot going anywhere
itsapaul: Finkel's back HYPERS
theamc2000: flyers
 hidingbox: more cats in spirit
MrMonoRed: I will stop shitposting now
TetraRay: this is a very interesting round
superdude097: Black or Artifact creatures
frozenphoenix7: Black and Artifact
itsapaul: I wonder how much a sube worth 200 in 2013 is worth today 
M0nzaa: the machines have no fear
  LRRbot: Shelldock Isle | Land | Hideaway 4 / Shelldock Isle enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U}. / {U}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if a library has twenty or fewer cards in it.
 hd_dabnado: which is distinct from Intimidate
theamc2000: robots can’t be scared
 itsr67: cause robots can't be scared
  r10pez10: hideaway got errata'd to have numbers now hey
 Bugberry: turns into Isleback Spawn
 philippekav: fear : one of the many proto menace
 hd_dabnado: in a random order
theamc2000: random now
 micalovits: Bottom random, used to not be random  RIP Shelldock+doomsday
frozenphoenix7: Played Shelldock for turn.
  r10pez10: good catch
itsapaul: That cards purrty good
 micalovits: Sure used to do that to get a free emrakull
 micalovits: Then again, they gave us thasas oracle so... Can't complain
  LRRbot: Necromancy [2B] | Enchantment | You may cast Necromancy as though it had flash. If you cast it any time a sorcery couldn't have been cast, the controller of the permanent it becomes sacrifices it at the beginning of the next cleanup step. / When Necromancy enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it becomes an Aura with "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Necromancy." Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control a…
  LRRbot: Go for the Throat [1B] | Instant | Destroy target nonartifact creature.
itsapaul: If familiar was an artifact, hoo boy
  LRRbot: Serra Angel [3WW] | Creature — Angel [4/4] | Flying, vigilance
  r10pez10: i don't think i've ever seen necromancy used like that before
 cmdrud87: "sac it in response?"
 Bugberry: 2013, before colored artifact creatures became super common.
itsapaul: Well she just won limited
jaimeblacken: it was a slow hand adam
 definenull: Game 3 is an out
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 Mattmitchell45: This is some powerful magic
jaimeblacken: good outs
Fanklok: Where's the Baneslayer Angel
  LRRbot: Deep Analysis [3U] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards. / Flashback—{1}{U}, Pay 3 life.
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ztghostie: ah yes, deep ysis
  r10pez10: shelldock soon fellow stalker
  r10pez10: 1-1
Fanklok: Hehe deep analysis
 Alas_Babylon: No
 micalovits: Nope
Daemyx: no
 cmdrud87: nope
theamc2000: no
JDogg2K4: just morph stuff to keep you honest
  r10pez10: nah face down exile right
itsapaul: Could exile anything with it right? So doesnt matter
 LurkerSpine: It's only if there are like, restrictions on the card
 Sorator13: You only have to reveal conditional stuff, to prove it meets the condition
 Bugberry: You reveal morphs to make sure you didn't cheat. Hideaway can hide anything.
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Morphs and foretells, but that's it, I think.
 LurkerSpine: so, if it has morph, could only be a specific type, etc
im_da_real_groot: Who built this cube??
fatherllymic: I like Adam's deck
itsapaul: I have used the white hideaway to ramp before
 HadesLeprechaun: yeah I mean Adam came back from like 8-28 in game one, so, anyones game at any point
Flyingdelorion: And disguise now I assume?
 Alas_Babylon: Yep, disguise requires it too
TetraRay: @im_da_real_groot James did
 Seth_Erickson: It's pretty rough
  r10pez10: uh haha
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Flyingdelorion That's just morph.
 Seth_Erickson: The worse one is the black one
 MegaDosX: I mean, Bruvac
 MegaDosX: Green and red are both good
 Desdae: Not in a Mothman deck 
 Bugberry: !card knollspine ridge
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
jaimeblacken: it's a staple in mono blue mill modern
itsapaul: Isles sicknasty in limited though
 MegaDosX: !card spinerock knoll
  LRRbot: Spinerock Knoll | Land | Hideaway 4 / Spinerock Knoll enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {R}. / {R}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if an opponent was dealt 7 or more damage this turn.
Flyingdelorion: @Dread_Pirate_Westley exept it's not hah
goombalax: the white one is trivial to activate
  r10pez10: the heck is the black hideaway land
   LoadingReadyRun: Just another quick note that while I did build the cube, I didn't design it. Don't wanna take credit for someone elses hard work.
 Bugberry: !card knollspine dragon
  LRRbot: Knollspine Dragon [5RR] | Creature — Dragon [7/5] | Flying / When Knollspine Dragon enters the battlefield, you may discard your hand and draw cards equal to the damage dealt to target opponent this turn.
 northos: !card howltooth hollow
 RAZRBCK08: Red, white and green hideaways are pretty good for commander
 thraximore: @r10pez10 no cards in anyone's hands
 thraximore: IIRC
goombalax: !card windbrisk heights
itsapaul: Black one is if both players are hellbent
  r10pez10: that's pretty bad yeah wow
 MegaDosX: And in that case why are you bothering with a hideaway land when you can just kill people
  r10pez10: though the other stuff they stapled hideaway to is pretty fun
 Bugberry: !card Hollowborn Barghest
  LRRbot: Hollowborn Barghest [5BB] | Creature — Demon Dog [7/6] | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have no cards in hand, each opponent loses 2 life. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if that player has no cards in hand, they lose 2 life.
 MegaDosX: !card howltooth hollow
  LRRbot: Howltooth Hollow | Land | Hideaway 4 / Howltooth Hollow enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / {B}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if each player has no cards in hand.
itsapaul: Windbrisk usually mirrorweaved something EZ
Fanklok: @megadosx pfft easy, One with Nothing and Hivemind
 definenull: 
  r10pez10: the adhesive is failing?
 Bugberry: I love how each Hideaway land has an associated big creature that synergizes with it in Shadowmoor.
 shendaras: CDs don't last very long, unfortunately, no.
  r10pez10: CDs are foil so of course they pringle
mjiig: Optical media lifetimes depend (a lot) on the details of their manufacturing
  LRRbot: Student of Warfare [W] | Creature — Human Knight [1/1] | Level up {W} / LEVEL 2-6 / 3/3 / First strike / LEVEL 7+ / 4/4 / Double strike
 MegaDosX: Errata came in with New Capenna I think
  LRRbot: Looter il-Kor [1U] | Creature — Kor Rogue [1/1] | Shadow / Whenever Looter il-Kor deals damage to an opponent, draw a card, then discard a card.
 NewtyNewts: Does it start level 0 or level 1?
   LoadingReadyRun: 0
itsapaul: LEvel 0
frozenphoenix7: Level 0
  r10pez10: level 0, or the ground floor
 NewtyNewts: Yes?
 definenull: Man level up was such a fun mechanic, then hexdrinker came and ruined the party
itsapaul: Levels are counters since you can proliferate em
  r10pez10: we got classes, which are kind of level upish
  LRRbot: Man-o'-War [2U] | Creature — Jellyfish [2/2] | When Man-o'-War enters the battlefield, return target creature to its owner's hand.
code1300: and it not a may like new cards
 Bugberry: @definenull I don't see how it ruined them. The mechanic was already limited in design space, which is why it had to return in a supplemental set.
jaimeblacken: tempoo
  LRRbot: Blade Splicer [2W] | Creature — Phyrexian Human Artificer [1/1] | When Blade Splicer enters the battlefield, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token. / Golems you control have first strike.
 CururuGuasu: unless you’re a shark
  r10pez10: that poor shark
itsapaul: Portal one Pog
 RetroHibiscus: best man o war art to Marshall for sure
 Mr_Bitterness: Give me the OG art
 thraximore: Phyrexian Golem, now
 Bugberry: @r10pez10 there's the Figure of Destiny variants with Figure of Destiny being the proto level up creature.
AutumnAuton: What's wrong about the reminder text?
itsapaul: ITs portal, so everything prolly
  LRRbot: Deep Analysis [3U] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards. / Flashback—{1}{U}, Pay 3 life.
  r10pez10: Bugberry ye, we got one as recently as ... surge engine?
dabudder: now thats value
 Anaerin: !show
 Anaerin: !show override off
 Mr_Bitterness: Portal had some small functional differences
  r10pez10: pls flicker my man-o'-war ty
 Sorator13: That's Portal for ya
  LRRbot: Nevinyrral's Disk [4] | Artifact | Nevinyrral's Disk enters the battlefield tapped. / {1}, {T}: Destroy all artifacts, creatures, and enchantments.
 itsr67: da disc
 NewtyNewts: Ooh, is it a compact disc?
  r10pez10: speaking of CDs that are volatile
jaimeblacken: cool disk bro
 Mr_Horrible: Remember Disk? It's back - in POG form
 HadesLeprechaun: not etbs any more, just Enters
 A_Dub888: Ha ha Larry
TetraRay: that pinkie is very painful looking
DylPage: Pretty hard for it to ETB from your hand, instead of the stack.
 CururuGuasu: Cool Ranch Disk
  LRRbot: Lingering Souls [2W] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying. / Flashback {1}{B}
cobthegreat: Tenth district hero is newest figure of destiny
superdude097: @DylPage Only way to get the trigger is Show and Tell
 Bugberry: @r10pez10 tenth district hero in MKM
itsapaul: Damn she has a pretty poggers token deck
kynelwynn: Figure of "eventual" destiny
  LRRbot: Frost Titan [4UU] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Whenever Frost Titan becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter that spell or ability unless its controller pays {2}. / Whenever Frost Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, tap target permanent. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
 TheWriterAleph: gee billy
ztghostie: titansall the way down
  LRRbot: Jace Beleren [1UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [3] | [+2]: Each player draws a card. / [−1]: Target player draws a card. / [−10]: Target player mills twenty cards.
 definenull: did it not get errata'd to ward 2?
 Tweygoh: Is that the titular frost titan from the Gideon story too?
ztghostie: it basically has ward 2 as well
 Mr_Bitterness: Oh hey, Frost Titan has Ward 23
itsapaul: Lil jace peepoHappy
  r10pez10: in my head the white one is oppressive
 Mr_Bitterness: err, Ward 2
 RetroHibiscus: oh this is nasty
 Mr_Horrible: WideJaceHappy
code1300: each player right
 Tweygoh: he did minus
code1300: that plus 2
 NewtyNewts: Jace is chilling it
itsapaul: Not errata'd to have ward
 definenull: where *is* jace? we didn't see him in the OTJ teasers so far, right?
Veshnikard: yes played plains
frozenphoenix7: Have not played a land this turn
 micalovits: You did
 hd_dabnado: yes
 Alas_Babylon: Yes
 Octagone: yes she played a ladn
 Mr_Horrible: chose space capitalism over space communism
 micalovits: Played the plains you bounced last turn
 cmdrud87: yes, b/c th bounce land
frozenphoenix7: Rest of chat is right, I'm off
  r10pez10: bird and student on the escalator again
 NewtyNewts: Who went first:? Kathleen had a bounce land, so if she went second then she's hit the same number as Adam
 CururuGuasu: Split the difference and play half a land
 TheWriterAleph: hell yeah student of warfare
  r10pez10: adam lost last game so he went first this game
 itsr67: party Jace and a shelldock isle
  r10pez10: so yeah the lands work out
 Mr_Bitterness: Is that how you pronounce Jokulhoups?
 itsr67: good day
 MegaDosX: Did planeswalkers even exist back when Disk was first printed?
 Mr_Bitterness: Yo-kul-haups?
  LRRbot: Control Magic [2UU] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / You control enchanted creature.
  r10pez10: disk doesn't even sac itself so if you make it indestructible...
 Mr_Horrible: @Mr_Bitterness it's actually supposed to be pronounced Jakey Hoops
 MrSarkhan: Jokulhaups also misses enchantments
itsapaul: Yoink
 Mr_Horrible: it's a tribute to one of the designers' pick-up basketball teammates
 MegaDosX: @r10pez10 Darksteel Forge tho
  LRRbot: Sun Titan [4WW] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Vigilance / Whenever Sun Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, you may return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
 definenull: oofa
  r10pez10: whoaaaa
 MegaDosX: Ooof
 definenull: and doofa
goombalax: Jover
TetraRay: oooohhhhhhhhh ouch
 Octagone: brutal
  LRRbot: Arcane Denial [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. Its controller may draw up to two cards at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep. / You draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
 itsr67: you get to draw cards 
 cmdrud87: !card judge's familiar
  LRRbot: Judge's Familiar [{W/U}] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / Sacrifice Judge's Familiar: Counter target instant or sorcery spell unless its controller pays {1}.
 hd_dabnado: familiar?
 MegaDosX: At least you get to draw cards 
  r10pez10: the draws mean a lot
 Walla_tv: cedh as well
 HadesLeprechaun: you have not lost card advantage to the rest of the table
m1gr3nA: there are indeed words on that bird
 YeetTheRich_: i play it in basically every commander deck that can play it
 cmdrud87: yes, ad is super important in edh
 YeetTheRich_: it the least feel bad counterspell
jaimeblacken: 1 off
 Alas_Babylon: Yeeeees, Adam, yeeeeeees
 NewtyNewts: Is Adam going for decking himself?
Flyingdelorion: could she have countered it?
itsapaul: 1U
  LRRbot: Deep Analysis [3U] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards. / Flashback—{1}{U}, Pay 3 life.
 Mattmitchell45: I didn't realize Arcane Denial was that old
  r10pez10: flashback for shelldock is tech
 Octagone: it is more being able to counter anything without double blue is very useful
 definenull: adam's cooking
frozenphoenix7: Well, that's about to be bad.
 cmdrud87: oh yeah, it's from... like... alliances?
  LRRbot: Animate Dead [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature card in a graveyard / When Animate Dead enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Animate Dead." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach Animate Dead to it. When Animate Dead leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it. / Enchanted creature…
 hidingbox: This doesn't sound good for Kathleen
 Mr_Bitterness: Ruuuuuude
 definenull: BRUH
 itsr67: Holy
  r10pez10: jesus christ
 HadesLeprechaun: ooough
 MegaDosX: Gross
 micalovits: That is SO rude!
 thraximore: 
 Mr_Horrible: Serge somewhere is pogging but doesn't know why
jaimeblacken: OH GOD
TetraRay: oh ... my ... god
 A_Dub888: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! There are limits on what qualifies as cheese.
 hidingbox: That's definitely not good for Kathleen
 Alas_Babylon: b r u h
noisyblizzard: 
 MegaDosX: Adam's in full grime mode here and I love it
dabudder: adam is playing titan typal
  LRRbot: Jace Beleren [1UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [3] | [+2]: Each player draws a card. / [−1]: Target player draws a card. / [−10]: Target player mills twenty cards.
 definenull:  calling the value police
KWardJenx: Stop hitting her! She's already dead!
  r10pez10: both players right
Fanklok: Adam Kathleen is a person you can't just do that
  r10pez10: right?
  LRRbot: Hypnotic Specter [1BB] | Creature — Specter [2/2] | Flying / Whenever Hypnotic Specter deals damage to an opponent, that player discards a card at random.
 YeetTheRich_: get james to bless your topdeck
 MegaDosX: Come on deck
 MegaDosX: Wrath of God one time
 hidingbox: that's actually good
frozenphoenix7: Well....
dabudder: WAIT
 Mattmitchell45: Hip to be Smashed In
dabudder: kathleen
 MegaDosX: I don't think it's Wrath of God
  r10pez10: that's actually pretty funny
 micalovits: Flickerwisp  would also be sick
  LRRbot: Flickerwisp [1WW] | Creature — Elemental [3/1] | Flying / When Flickerwisp enters the battlefield, exile another target permanent. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
 MrSarkhan: oh that's so good!
 definenull: OH NO
dabudder: YES
 MegaDosX: That's...big
itsapaul: Noice
ACluelessBull: 
  LRRbot: Perilous Myr [2] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Myr [1/1] | When Perilous Myr dies, it deals 2 damage to any target.
TetraRay: Game On!
 itsr67: now this is magic
 Mr_Horrible: some powerful magic
 MrSarkhan: Perry!
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  LRRbot: Accorder Paladin [1W] | Creature — Human Knight [3/1] | Battle cry
 Mr_Horrible: Perry Myrtapus
itsapaul: 1/4 paladin
  r10pez10: battlecruiser cube
 Badchop: Gimme my sub badge back, Twitch
JDogg2K4: Love me some perilous myr
Fanklok: This is some good magic, the pro tour could learn a few things from this
  LRRbot: Blade Splicer [2W] | Creature — Phyrexian Human Artificer [1/1] | When Blade Splicer enters the battlefield, create a 3/3 colorless Phyrexian Golem artifact creature token. / Golems you control have first strike.
 itsr67: now who needs the wipe
 micalovits: Now THAT was a sick turn
 Badchop: That was a turn
TetraRay: What a turn!
 MegaDosX: From no board to that in one turn
 NewtyNewts: !card animate dead
  LRRbot: Animate Dead [1B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature card in a graveyard / When Animate Dead enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Animate Dead." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach Animate Dead to it. When Animate Dead leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it. / Enchanted creature…
KWardJenx: Clutch Flickerwhisp
 YeetTheRich_: notably, myr can hit planeswalkers
 Sorator13: Flickerwisp: Technically Not Wrath of God
 NewtyNewts: Huh, can't fit the whole text
whitefirecomix: heart of the cards stuff going on
 62MGcobra: I get up for one second and what??!!?!!?!
  r10pez10: !decklist
  LRRbot: (15 Mar 2024: Cube) James's Closet Cube: https://www.moxfield.com/decks/1vDlYHdIwUqgdsWEM3pckA
  LRRbot: Necromancy [2B] | Enchantment | You may cast Necromancy as though it had flash. If you cast it any time a sorcery couldn't have been cast, the controller of the permanent it becomes sacrifices it at the beginning of the next cleanup step. / When Necromancy enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it becomes an Aura with "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Necromancy." Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control a…
  r10pez10: huh, is this some sort of clash of the titans
 Mr_Horrible: love the theme of reanimator spells with light novels in their text boxes
itsapaul: Ooo cube link, thanks
 Badchop: One of my all-time favorites
  LRRbot: Vampire Nighthawk [1BB] | Creature — Vampire Shaman [2/3] | Flying, deathtouch, lifelink
 Badchop: good ol' Hyppie
 itsr67: hell yeah
 NewtyNewts: !card frost titan
  LRRbot: Frost Titan [4UU] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Whenever Frost Titan becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter that spell or ability unless its controller pays {2}. / Whenever Frost Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, tap target permanent. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
  r10pez10: iced, bro
superdude097: The wording before they made stun counters
 MegaDosX: Stun counters unironically one of the best new things to Magic from the last few years
 Octagone: I wish shelldock isle was at all playable on commander
trainpants: should necromancy be sacrificed because it was cast not at sorcery speed?
itsapaul: Is coolstuff still doing their thing?
Fanklok: Good Ole sleepy time titan
 LastCenturion: !card perilous myr
  LRRbot: Perilous Myr [2] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Myr [1/1] | When Perilous Myr dies, it deals 2 damage to any target.
 MegaDosX: I think Adam cast Necromancy at sorcery speed from under the Hideaway card didn't he?
 MegaDosX: So no issue there
frozenphoenix7: > The sacrifice occurs only if you cast it using its own ability. If you cast it using some other effect (for example, if another effect allowed you to cast it as though it had flash), then it won't be sacrificed. (2022-12-08)
  LRRbot: Gideon Jura [3WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Gideon [6] | [+2]: During target opponent's next turn, creatures that player controls attack Gideon Jura if able. / [−2]: Destroy target tapped creature. / [0]: Until end of turn, Gideon Jura becomes a 6/6 Human Soldier creature that's still a planeswalker. Prevent all damage that would be dealt to him this turn.
 hidingbox: only until end of turn
trainpants: ah, interestin! Thanks
 NewtyNewts: Only that turn though, right?\
 itsr67: u
frozenphoenix7: Only that turn, yeah.
 MegaDosX: Yeah, Gideon's back to a walker now
itsapaul: Gideon jura, the thing that actually won games when he and jtms were on the field
 Alas_Babylon: Gideon is not a real boy atm
 NewtyNewts: What a boy.
 NewtyNewts: *What's
 Alas_Babylon: A miserable pile of loyalty counters
 A_Dub888: But is he a real chad?
 micalovits: Chad is sometimes a boy
 MegaDosX: Gideon was always a real chad
 MrQBear: @NewtyNewts Those things that float in the ocean?
  LRRbot: Phyrexian Metamorph [3{U/P}] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Shapeshifter [0/0] | You may have Phyrexian Metamorph enter the battlefield as a copy of any artifact or creature on the battlefield, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.
 MegaDosX: Oh gross
  r10pez10: this bloody sun titan
 Alas_Babylon: Powerful magic is commencing
  LRRbot: Man-o'-War [2U] | Creature — Jellyfish [2/2] | When Man-o'-War enters the battlefield, return target creature to its owner's hand.
 MegaDosX: Nope
 hidingbox: Gideon is not a boy!
  r10pez10: he wasn't
 NewtyNewts: @MrQBear Nah, that's a Buoy. I think it's that Irish comedian Danny
 MegaDosX: He's not a creature right now
Daemyx: noé
 MegaDosX: Until end of her turn
 Diabore: end of turn
frozenphoenix7: >Until end of turn
Daemyx: your turn
  r10pez10: until end of turn
 MegaDosX: Kathleen zeroed him on her turn
  r10pez10: yeah this one's odd
dabudder: enby gideon frfr
 MegaDosX: It would say "until your next turn" if he were to stay a boy
 RAZRBCK08: This was before they figured out the until your next turn tech
 NewtyNewts: Gideon the 'I fight now, not later'
 MegaDosX: !card necromancy
  LRRbot: Necromancy [2B] | Enchantment | You may cast Necromancy as though it had flash. If you cast it any time a sorcery couldn't have been cast, the controller of the permanent it becomes sacrifices it at the beginning of the next cleanup step. / When Necromancy enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it becomes an Aura with "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Necromancy." Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control a…
  r10pez10: depends what necromancy says
itsapaul: Gideon, or mtg triple h
 micalovits: Correct
 RetroHibiscus: Adam has a decent amount of the dimir mkm precon in this deck huh
 Alas_Babylon: Yes
Fanklok: If Gideon isn't a boy is that why Chandra was into him?
  r10pez10: yeah
 LastCenturion: If you blink the frost titan it won't care about necromancy anymore
dabudder: @LoadingReadyRun does this cube have the full lorwyn five in it?
  r10pez10: !decks
  LRRbot: (15 Mar 2024: Cube) James's Closet Cube: https://www.moxfield.com/decks/1vDlYHdIwUqgdsWEM3pckA
   LoadingReadyRun: @dabudder It does not.
 Alas_Babylon: Necromancy goes into graveyard as state-based
 Pywodwagon: this is correct
  r10pez10: thanks pywo
itsapaul: @dabudder Only america colors
  r10pez10: it doesn't even have the titan five
 Alas_Babylon: But your Titan will be perfectly fine
itsapaul: No garruk Sadge
 MegaDosX: Prime Time is a little expensive for a cube like this I think
 Alas_Babylon: It is, it's the one Titan not in this cube
itsapaul: Well the cubes 477 on tcgplayer, if you get the exact sets
Fanklok: When objects change zones they lose all memory of their previous existence
 MegaDosX: He says, with Necromancy and Animate Dead in the cube
 Desdae: Remember to untap if you;re taking it back
 itsr67: Might untap the lands as a heads up
  LRRbot: Frost Titan [4UU] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Whenever Frost Titan becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter that spell or ability unless its controller pays {2}. / Whenever Frost Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, tap target permanent. It doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
 itsr67: Lots of think tank stuff
itsapaul: WAs it an unlimited animate dead to boot?
  r10pez10: uhh wow
 itsr67: oh that's a LINE
 NewtyNewts: That's a seven-step line
 Alas_Babylon: p o w e r f u l Magic
jaimeblacken: oof
 LastCenturion: That was pretty slick ngl
 hidingbox: what a beautiful game
TetraRay:      
itsapaul: HE's magicing now
  LRRbot: Elite Vanguard [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1]
  r10pez10: these lines are hurting my head a bit lmao
theamc2000: does it not untap for two turns now?
 micalovits: Adams deck is sick, just this entire cube seems so cool
frozenphoenix7: @theamc2000 Will untap on Kathleen's next turn.
Fanklok: He's starting to believe
 itsr67: Now I understand the think tank
 Desdae: Watching Adam pilot control is a thing of beauty!
itsapaul: D: No savannah lions?
 Octagone: @theamc2000 no, they are not stun counters
 Alas_Babylon: @theamc2000 No, you can only have one "next untap step"
jaimeblacken: necromancy?
jaimeblacken: jesus
  r10pez10: i do appreciate LRR doing the goofier stuff for magic like this sometimes
 Badchop: oh is that a Control Magic?
 Badchop: Superb.
 Alas_Babylon: Yep!
 LastCenturion: Come on sign in blood
  LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
  r10pez10: incroyable
  LRRbot: Dimir Aqueduct | Land | Dimir Aqueduct enters the battlefield tapped. / When Dimir Aqueduct enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {U}{B}.
therepoman__: LOL
 itsr67: Oh hell yeah
therepoman__: Goddamn brother
 NewtyNewts: That's pretty nice
TetraRay: Absolute Amazing Game
 micalovits: So much value time!
 Lord_Hosk: Ohhh ohhh Kathleen, Cast Fireball for 16 that will get him!
  LRRbot: Kor Sanctifiers [2W] | Creature — Kor Cleric [2/3] | Kicker {W} / When Kor Sanctifiers enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Khalstrom: This is a great game of magic.
  LRRbot: Memory Lapse [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
itsapaul: Sundering titans in this cube monkaS
 Alas_Babylon: That was *incredible*
therepoman__:   
 MegaDosX: That was wild
 itsr67: LET'S GO
 Badchop: That puzzle piece went missing!
 NewtyNewts: That was a load of magic!
 Dog_of_Myth: Good games
TetraRay:      
 MegaDosX: That last game went places
 Badchop: That was good stuff
 MrSarkhan: Magic as Richard Garfield intended it
 Sorator13: That was absolutely some real magic
DylPage: They sure gathered all the magic.
trainpants: what a game
 A_Dub888: that was some POWERFUL Magic
therepoman__: This cube is dope
 hidingbox: How can you not love this game?
 Tweygoh: And that’s just round one
KWardJenx: Haymakers left and right!
Flyingdelorion: Bedtime for me! GLHF and stay safe everyone!
ShotGunShelz7: BEN!
 Dog_of_Myth: BEN
  r10pez10: A+
 NewtyNewts: BEN BUY BEN BUY
 sporkraptor: BYE BEN BYE BEN
Oreo1369: GLHF
therepoman__: Ben stonks going up
Oreo1369: Buy d
 NewtyNewts: @Flyingdelorion You too! ... ...*facepalms*
 sporkraptor: Ben V Ben
Oreo1369: Buy BEN VEN
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Oreo1369: Ben Ben Aki Hermit
  QuixoticScrivener: I wonder if Ben will win.
 NewtyNewts: @QuixoticScrivener My money's on bEN
 tehfewl: after seen wheeler's deck pic, my moneys on him
itsapaul: What did wheeler get?
 Sorator13: DECK pic
 tehfewl: Value
 Alas_Babylon: Eternal Witness and the 3 or blue artifact thingymajig
  QuixoticScrivener: @Alas_Babylon Eternalist Witness
itsapaul: Crystal shard, nice
itsapaul: That plus venser is pretty poggies
mitomanox: henlo chat 
itsapaul: o7
 Alas_Babylon: That's the one, yeah
 Alas_Babylon: @mitomanox ohi
  Juliamon: jumpscare tunes
itsapaul: 
 NewtyNewts: Sudden volume increase
midnightcurryjazz: 
 TheWriterAleph: it's me, i'm the stinkies
 IbunWest: 
 gualdhar: hey wait a sec
   LoadingReadyRun: sorry about that, my bad. hit the wrong button
 blip2004:  
mitomanox: just had shower actually
 MrSarkhan: 
Fanklok: Who let these 3 on camera unsupervised
TetraRay: 
midnightcurryjazz: 
mitomanox: i see canadian bacon!
 Mattmitchell45: Statute of Limitations
 Ravynn: 
 BusTed: This is a sting operation.
 hidingbox: deep lore
 thraximore: 
Daemyx: yikes
 NewtyNewts: Neat!
 TheWriterAleph: 
 62MGcobra: nooo not kevin
 Mr_Bitterness: See what happens when Paul isn't here
luke__mtg: wheeler lore
 gualdhar: oh no, Kevin's dead?
 micalovits: RIP Kevin
 coronax_cj: This is going well.
 TheWriterAleph: people die when they are killed.
 MrSarkhan: 
 Alas_Babylon: They can't donate to Patreon dot com slash loadingreadyrun!
Fanklok: In minecraft
 thraximore: @TheWriterAleph 
 Mattmitchell45: More Murders in the Moonbase Manor
 Melfina__: 
  LRRbot: Arbor Elf [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Untap target Forest.
  LRRbot: Gruul Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {R}{G}.
 lightfut: The apes are running the show to bite!
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 NewtyNewts: Think Ben's leaking...
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/DeafBoxyShallotTwitchRaid-gLKNUCEtCLkfmBW4
  LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
 Alas_Babylon: Do it.
 Alas_Babylon: Dang.
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Zedruu_the_Goathearted: clamp swords is not fair or even close lol
gundamschwing: Wheeler's deck is named "Hi Reddit, is this Crystal Pepsi from 2013 still ok to drink?"
 Mr_Bitterness: Give 'em the clamp!
  LRRbot: Fact or Fiction [3U] | Instant | Reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent separates those cards into two piles. Put one pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
 Mattmitchell45: Revenge is best served CLAMP!
multeyemeteor: I'm clampin' over here
  LRRbot: Prophetic Bolt [3UR] | Instant | Prophetic Bolt deals 4 damage to any target. Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
  LRRbot: Thragtusk [4G] | Creature — Beast [5/3] | When Thragtusk enters the battlefield, you gain 5 life. / When Thragtusk leaves the battlefield, create a 3/3 green Beast creature token.
  r10pez10: huh
 TheWriterAleph: wow those are actual cards
 Sorator13: 
 hidingbox: ah so ben actually loses
  r10pez10: fuck i was drinking
 BusTed: We're going to make some crazy money!
 korvys: gotta separate the mountain and bolt
 saucemaster5000: offspring said I'm preety fly
ChaoticObserver: Let's go make some CRAZY money
  r10pez10: (crazy taxi is on steam but they didn't get the soundtrack rights)
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: the powers that be just breathe down your neck
 MegaDosX: !card draining whelk
  LRRbot: Draining Whelk [4UU] | Creature — Illusion [1/1] | Flash / Flying / When Draining Whelk enters the battlefield, counter target spell. Put X +1/+1 counters on Draining Whelk, where X is that spell's mana value.
  LRRbot: Kitchen Finks [1{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Ouphe [3/2] | When Kitchen Finks enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life. / Persist
   LoadingReadyRun: something something serge commander joke
itsapaul: Finks less good when your opponent gains it
  r10pez10: why does wheeler even need a soundboard
 Sorator13: @LoadingReadyRun immediately what I thought of 
 Fruan: give 'em the clamps!
 EvilBadman: Thank God Ben's in g/w and is allowed to play Finks
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: those are all sick cards
 TheWanderingNomad: Rude dude dune brood?
 micalovits: Waaaauw
 hd_dabnado: its like Ral's Outburst
  LRRbot: Wall of Blossoms [1G] | Creature — Plant Wall [0/4] | Defender / When Wall of Blossoms enters the battlefield, draw a card.
dabudder: they put it on a modern horizons card, fun fact
gundamschwing: Except in modern magic it would be UR
  LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
 Bugberry: !card ral's outburst
  LRRbot: Ral's Outburst [2UR] | Instant | Ral's Outburst deals 3 damage to any target. Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
 eshplode: Send that wall back to the farm
 Badchop: eediyote
 Mr_Bitterness: You get NOTHING! GOOD DAY SIR
Khalstrom: Now he can't ewitness the wall.
 hidingbox: send that wall to the farm!
  LRRbot: Wolfir Silverheart [3GG] | Creature — Wolf Warrior [4/4] | Soulbond / As long as Wolfir Silverheart is paired with another creature, each of those creatures gets +4/+4.
  LRRbot: Kitchen Finks [1{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Ouphe [3/2] | When Kitchen Finks enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life. / Persist
  LRRbot: Mystic Snake [1GUU] | Creature — Snake [2/2] | Flash / When Mystic Snake enters the battlefield, counter target spell.
itsapaul: 🐍
  r10pez10: soulbooond
  LRRbot: Crystal Shard [3] | Artifact | {3}, {T} or {U}, {T}: Return target creature to its owner's hand unless its controller pays {1}.
 Diabore: fuuuuuuu
 TheMerricat: So chat, just woke up. How is the mystery cub going?
midnightcurryjazz:  
Frostwriter111: crystal shard so good
itsapaul: IT BEGINS
jaimeblacken: you gain life tho!
 hd_dabnado: james how could you /s
  LRRbot: Hero of Bladehold [2WW] | Creature — Human Knight [3/4] | Battle cry / Whenever Hero of Bladehold attacks, create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens that are tapped and attacking.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 HadesLeprechaun: I mean Hero IS really good
  r10pez10: six land hand
  r10pez10: ???
BatenicYork: JUDGE
 Dog_of_Myth:  
ShotGunShelz7: 
 MegaDosX: Serge you goof 
 hidingbox: I mean that could be right?
 Mr_Bitterness: He was playing Blue
 saucemaster5000: mean to serge? at work dude?
itsapaul: The clamps!
  LRRbot: Pestermite [2U] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/1] | Flash / Flying / When Pestermite enters the battlefield, you may tap or untap target permanent.
  r10pez10: aw, james journals about serge
 HadesLeprechaun: I remember the episode where Wheeler sat for 5 minutes, started yelling NO NO NO and then played Black Lotus and proceeded to combo win turn 2
  LRRbot: Kitchen Finks [1{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Ouphe [3/2] | When Kitchen Finks enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life. / Persist
 62MGcobra: I liked when Ian played his lands above creatures against Ben *chefs kiss
  LRRbot: Mystic Snake [1GUU] | Creature — Snake [2/2] | Flash / When Mystic Snake enters the battlefield, counter target spell.
 hd_dabnado: yeah now adding "in minecraft" puts you on a new list
 micalovits: Now that is just rude Wheeler
 Mattmitchell45: In Microsoft Flight Sim
  r10pez10: the lockout
Khalstrom: Ewwwwww
 MegaDosX: James brought the cube, it's his fault
aremmmmm: Gross
dabudder: theres CURSED SCROLL
 Mr_Bitterness: Upheaval and Psychotog!
 RetroHibiscus: entry level is not letting someone flickerwisp a karoo land lol
 Bugberry: Necromancy isn't an entry level card.
 MegaDosX: Entry level, that's one of the biggest lies all day
itsapaul: Psychatog and finkel
 hidingbox: Did you not see Adam's plays last round?
 Mr_Bitterness: My EDH deck is a 7
 Diabore: "my deck is a 7"
Natedogg2: "My deck is a 7"
   LoadingReadyRun: entry level in regards to price
 Diabore: 
 Dog_of_Myth: My Cube is a 7
frozenphoenix7: Very topical Wheeler, very good
itsapaul: I understood that reference
 tehfewl: textless condemn
 Bugberry: Sundering Titan isn't an entry level card.
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: all of my cubes are 10s in terms of complexity so everyone "wins" (loses)
 Mattmitchell45: My Deck is a LA 6
 Mr_Bitterness: Shelldock Isle over Counterspell
 MegaDosX: I mean, you took Arcane Denial and Memory Lapse
itsapaul: Sudnering titan AND crystal shard
 TheMerricat: !card Sundering Titan
  LRRbot: Sundering Titan [8] | Artifact Creature — Golem [7/10] | When Sundering Titan enters or leaves the battlefield, choose a land of each basic land type, then destroy those lands.
jaimeblacken: wheeler trying to not be mean
 Diabore: its close
 micalovits: Sheldock is the more fun card
  r10pez10: i think shelldock was good
 tehfewl: i think it was wild how many reanimates got passed and adam still had like 5 of them
  LRRbot: Fyndhorn Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
 micalovits: Wheeler is 100% honest when he wants to flame someone
jaimeblacken: ook ook
 micalovits: I have seen north 100
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
  r10pez10: wow
 Diabore: 
  r10pez10: poor james
 tehfewl:   
  LRRbot: Kitchen Finks [1{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Ouphe [3/2] | When Kitchen Finks enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life. / Persist
TetraRay: 
 shurtal: BOOM
midnightcurryjazz:  
 Sorator13: 
 FadedOverseer: RIP Paul
 Bugberry: Paul looks at chat instead
Fanklok: Don't antagonize the apes
  r10pez10: what the fuck
 Mr_Bitterness: Paul's always ready with the "Hello"
 MegaDosX: Hang on I was afk what happened
ShotGunShelz7:  Paul
  r10pez10: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 asthanius: someone’s gonna wake up fired
 hidingbox: Please don't fire us, Paul
 jchinnock: be nice to James he’s 40
  LRRbot: Simic Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {G}{U}.
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/WildEndearingSnakeWoofer-DKnusA2IVE9tWJiR
  r10pez10: i think it's a fancy rock
 NewtyNewts: Signing symbol
ztghostie: I think its supposed to be a scale maybe? Like, this one specifically, not all signets
  LRRbot: Beast Within [2G] | Instant | Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Beast creature token.
 micalovits: Oh that is cool
 tehfewl: oh baby
 Badchop: That's rad honestly
 MrSarkhan: love it
aremmmmm: Wow
midnightcurryjazz: powerful
 hd_dabnado: damn adam really feels anger towards fancy letters
 Sorator13: Oh
 MegaDosX: Spicy
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh, that is spicy
 itsr67: *metal music*
Fanklok: Adam you tell Paul to shut the f7ck up on the regular
 MrSarkhan: so spicy
  LRRbot: Mana Leak [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.
 hidingbox: I don't hate it seems good
 Diabore: master bate ben
aremmmmm: Masterfully baited
 MegaDosX: Gr8 b8, I r8 it 8/8
 tehfewl: untap geddon
 gualdhar: 3 mana 2/1 gain 2 life is too good
twistedsylvan: *H1E1 intensifies*
 shurtal: Mt Rushmore of Pauls: Saunders, McCartney, Giamatti, The Guy Who Gets the Axe to the Head in American Psycho
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  LRRbot: Eternal Witness [1GG] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | When Eternal Witness enters the battlefield, you may return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
 korvys: Mana leak my own mana leak, pay for it.
 Diabore: @gualdhar it also comes with a 3/3
 korvys: Serge?
 FadedOverseer: #blamejames
Natedogg2: Blame chat
jaimeblacken: me
midnightcurryjazz: me
 Badchop: Come get it, Wheeler
 saucemaster5000: blame mr horrible
 Dog_of_Myth: Blame me
 hd_dabnado: lets blame Graham for a change
 micalovits: All of us
 laikagoat:   
BatenicYork: I can take it
 tehfewl: roll for blame
 shendaras: not it
 NewtyNewts: Ooh, ooh, pick me!
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: we forgot serge!
whitefirecomix: it was meeeee
 itsr67: :0
 Diabore: 
 gualdhar: oh fuck
 Ravynn: Rekt
AbyssEtc: wow, savage
therepoman__: 
nloloew: @gualdhar >:^(
 Mr_Bitterness: @gualdhar Better run!
 Badchop: lol
Khalstrom: Gottem
 Badchop: shhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt
Oreo1369: He's dead
 shurtal: Tonights a good night
 MrPipboy3000: Get it together @gualdhar ...
 Pywodwagon: dodging the blame from wheeler for once
Fanklok: They hated them because they spoke the truth
therepoman__: 
 saucemaster5000: ough
 micalovits: Can't even gift him a sub for making Ben draw lands D:
  r10pez10: surely grimace is hated more
 RetroHibiscus: thanks for the prime sub, HAMBURGLAR
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 shurtal: Snitchin' on the Hamburgler is the name of my Sting and the Police coverband
midnightcurryjazz: 
 Badchop: effin Bamhurglar
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 FadedOverseer: #burglethedurgle
 korvys: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1e/dc/0d/1edc0d08658e13704e74b57471b8698b.jpg
 couchboyj: Robble robble 
  r10pez10: ?????
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 gualdhar: look I'm just trying to get my life together
  LRRbot: Llanowar Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
therepoman__: Who up burgling they durgle
twistedsylvan: Burgle the durgle is close to what *Ben* says
  LRRbot: Sakura-Tribe Elder [1G] | Creature — Snake Shaman [1/1] | Sacrifice Sakura-Tribe Elder: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
 saucemaster5000: @gualdhar LMAO
 itsr67: BODY
suzumevjakku: steeve~
  LRRbot: Simic Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {G}{U}.
 itsr67: STEVE
 LordManiMani: We're here to burgle your turts
 Mr_Bitterness: UPPACUT
  LRRbot: Farseek [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
therepoman__: HEY STEVE
 NewtyNewts: ALAN!
 couchboyj: UPPAHCAWT
Fanklok: You like durgles do you? Name 5 durgles
  r10pez10: who accidentally puttin farseek in monogreen EDH not me
 saucemaster5000: Ned! Ryerson!
 LordManiMani: Eh, Steve!
 Diabore: @therepoman__ i got bad news about steve
trebuchetboy: Oh no they activated Adam
DoodlestheGreat: https://clips.twitch.tv/TransparentLachrymoseMomKappa-nq-H8LU-95krioub
  LRRbot: Mother of Runes [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | {T}: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
 tehfewl: meloku
 hidingbox: Ah Meloku
 MegaDosX: Hi Meloku
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: azami my beloved
ChaoticObserver: That's no moon
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: oops meloku
  LRRbot: Thragtusk [4G] | Creature — Beast [5/3] | When Thragtusk enters the battlefield, you gain 5 life. / When Thragtusk leaves the battlefield, create a 3/3 green Beast creature token.
therepoman__: That wizard came from the moon!
 Dog_of_Myth: @LoadingReadyRun Thanks for doing this cube tonight. Haven't laughed this hard in awhile and I needed it.
 Bugberry: !card meloku
  LRRbot: Meloku the Clouded Mirror [4U] | Legendary Creature — Moonfolk Wizard [2/4] | Flying / {1}, Return a land you control to its owner's hand: Create a 1/1 blue Illusion creature token with flying.
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: otherone
  LRRbot: Izzet Boilerworks | Land | Izzet Boilerworks enters the battlefield tapped. / When Izzet Boilerworks enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {U}{R}.
 HadesLeprechaun: the moon is an eldrazi
ChaoticObserver: That wizard game from the Moon
 tehfewl: Spanish meloku was op
 MegaDosX: Also combo bait
 Earthenone: also, combos with adams isle 
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: @tehfewl i have one right here on my desk!
 Mr_Bitterness: Yes, Meloku, I'd like infinite landfall triggers, thanks
  LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
  r10pez10: engaging chat, adam
  LRRbot: Enclave Cryptologist [U] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [0/1] | Level up {1}{U} / LEVEL 1-2 / 0/1 / {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. / LEVEL 3+ / 0/1 / {T}: Draw a card.
Fanklok: Portuguese Stoic Rebuttal doesn't actually do anything
 MegaDosX: 3/3 green beast
 Earthenone: surely ben can do 30 damage with 1/1s before wheeler can find his crystal pepsi
 MegaDosX: What, the beast?
 kirdape28: Next Friday Night Paper Fight, Vintage Cube? I want to see Adam's head explode again.
  LRRbot: Wolfir Silverheart [3GG] | Creature — Wolf Warrior [4/4] | Soulbond / As long as Wolfir Silverheart is paired with another creature, each of those creatures gets +4/+4.
  LRRbot: Mana Leak [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.
TetraRay: my nightmare
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 itsr67: 
KWardJenx: Okay, that's enough of that
  LRRbot: Crystal Shard [3] | Artifact | {3}, {T} or {U}, {T}: Return target creature to its owner's hand unless its controller pays {1}.
midnightcurryjazz: benben strong
 Diabore: rip ben
fatherllymic: Did James mute everyone but Ben there?
just__fitz: Ben together strong
 Badchop: JAMES.
 MegaDosX: #BlameJames
 Earthenone: wheeler won in 3, he won all 3 games 
Darkflame0994: Much like Crystal Pepsi, Wheeler's deck is "not ok"
  r10pez10: he threatened it, which was funnier
  LRRbot: Phantasmal Image [1U] | Creature — Illusion [0/0] | You may have Phantasmal Image enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's an Illusion in addition to its other types and it has "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it."
 TheWriterAleph: james has gone made with paul-power
 MegaDosX: Gonna get this VOD DMCAed
  LRRbot: Arbor Elf [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Untap target Forest.
  LRRbot: Mother of Runes [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | {T}: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
heropileofgifs: were really livin on the edge with all these aerosmith refs
 Diabore: mom?
just__fitz: Martha
  LRRbot: Pestermite [2U] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/1] | Flash / Flying / When Pestermite enters the battlefield, you may tap or untap target permanent.
 itsr67: gross
  LRRbot: Fire // Ice | Fire [1R] | Instant | Fire deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets. // Ice [1U] | Instant | Tap target permanent. / Draw a card.
 Diabore: barf
  LRRbot: Beast Within [2G] | Instant | Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Beast creature token.
  LRRbot: Mystic Snake [1GUU] | Creature — Snake [2/2] | Flash / When Mystic Snake enters the battlefield, counter target spell.
 Badchop: lmao
therepoman__: wow
 Badchop: Jesus, Wheeler
 Diabore: WHEELER
 itsr67: holy shit
  r10pez10: absolute lockout
HaanZzz: 
 tehfewl: James!
 couchboyj: Snek
  LRRbot: Phantom Centaur [2GG] | Creature — Centaur Spirit [2/0] | Protection from black / Phantom Centaur enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it. / If damage would be dealt to Phantom Centaur, prevent that damage. Remove a +1/+1 counter from Phantom Centaur.
 hidingbox: Wheeler solved the cube apparently
 Earthenone: james, cut blue for your next cube!
 Mattmitchell45:   
 tehfewl: don't do it wheeler
  LRRbot: Mulldrifter [4U] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | Flying / When Mulldrifter enters the battlefield, draw two cards. / Evoke {2}{U}
  r10pez10: retail mulldrifter?
frozenphoenix7: Maybe he decks himself Ben
midnightcurryjazz: all wheeler needs is a muscle wizard
TetraRay: make him mill
gundamschwing: Any idea where to get the dice they're using on stream?
 Mr_Horrible: and not a lorescale coatl in sight
  LRRbot: Avalanche Riders [3R] | Creature — Human Nomad [2/2] | Haste / Echo {3}{R} / When Avalanche Riders enters the battlefield, destroy target land.
Darkflame0994: i think the lesson for all cube designers out there is dont include crystal chime and a blinkable counterspell in the same cube XD
 itsr67: Jesus
itsapaul: Poggies
therepoman__: bro.
 couchboyj: 
zeathean: Who let this happen?
 tehfewl: stop stop hes already dead
 MrSarkhan: Ben why do you hate Ben so much?
  r10pez10: gundamschwing any 1inch/25mm numbered dice
  r10pez10: usually teacher supply stores have them or ebay definitely will
  LRRbot: Acidic Slime [3GG] | Creature — Ooze [2/2] | Deathtouch / When Acidic Slime enters the battlefield, destroy target artifact, enchantment, or land.
 itsr67: o
 MrPipboy3000: He's only at 30 Ben, you got this!!
Darkflame0994: @zeathean james. James let this happen with malicious glee
 couchboyj: Horrific Ben on Ben violence
therepoman__: jesus
 Badchop: lol
itsapaul: Weeee
midnightcurryjazz:  
multeyemeteor: That looked like a good time
 itsr67: 
 Badchop: Wheeler chose violence
 underhill33: gross
 Diabore: wheeler commiting war crimes
 MrSarkhan: 
gundamschwing: Thanks @r10pez10
 Mr_Horrible: Magic: The Gathering
TetraRay: LOL
Natedogg2: Crystal Shard is not an OK Magic card.
 Orestes290: Artist at work
 couchboyj: 
zeathean: That was just awful, what an awful set of games
  r10pez10: at least he piloted it quick
 MegaDosX: You owe him at /least/ a beer 
 Diabore: 2014?
 MegaDosX: 2014?!?
 MegaDosX: Wheeler what year is it?
 Mr_Horrible: close enough 
just__fitz: Could Have came out a little bit faster, the Ben story
 TheWriterAleph: 
 laikagoat:  
TetraRay: 
 Bugberry: I was just about to graduate college
 Mattmitchell45:   
 Sorator13: ADAM
 MrSarkhan: 
 thraximore: 
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: enough
 thraximore: PFPFFFFFFFT
 Badchop: 
KWardJenx: Too soon!
 MegaDosX: Harambe, the moment the timeline splintered
 MrPipboy3000: Ice Bucket challenge anyone?
 Earthenone: james is up late
JinaMahavira: ahhh, my favorite table 
 couchboyj: 
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: we're screwed
superdude097: 
therepoman__: LMFAO
 Diabore: 
zeathean: nice cut
  r10pez10: hashahahaha
 Badchop: lol
Daemyx: LOL
 NewtyNewts: Good cutaway
midnightcurryjazz: 
 RetroHibiscus: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 MrSarkhan: 
 Mr_Bitterness: Strategic cut
 MegaDosX: Oh that was well timed
 Mr_Horrible: 10%
adept_nekomancer: Perfect cut to commercial, lol
TetraRay: perfect
SmoreThanAFeelin: 
 MrPipboy3000: I'm strong on the inside ... where I put all my burritos
 MrSarkhan: #thankJames
 thraximore: 
multeyemeteor: James had chat's best interest at heart
 hd_dabnado: these bits are going places tonight
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: this actually feels scripted its been so good
 Diabore: james not letting another shirtless person on stream after beej
KWardJenx: Intestinal fortitude my Dude.
JinaMahavira: I need those three together as often as possible
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/NaiveBlitheCocoaWoofer-_2EjzydN9hO-gD6a
 Earthenone: between those 3 games did more of bens spells resolve or get countered?
 Tweygoh: I blinked and missed the match
AtrusOfMyst: 
  r10pez10: it's been really fun watching
Blasteg: #thegoodolddays
protojman: I also started with Zendikar! Definitely reminds me of my early days in Magic...and college 
 MegaDosX: OK boomer 
zeathean: Not that last series of games
 MegaDosX: This has /not/ been simple
Blasteg: 
niccus: so it *is* a boomer cube
 Sorator13: I was about to say, I'm not sure I'd call wheeler's deck simple...
Blasteg: so what I missed last round, just joined
 Mr_Bitterness: To be fair, this cube is a best of many years overall
dpj2009:  
  r10pez10: good deck names
 Bugberry: There's lots of old complex cards. I think the game overall has improved.
 MrSarkhan: love the deck name Cameron
 klangaddin: is there a link for the cube?
 Commodore_Perry_GG: James gets 30 health
TetraRay: is james deck so bad he has 30 life ?
  LRRbot: Torch Fiend [1R] | Creature — Devil [2/1] | {R}, Sacrifice Torch Fiend: Destroy target artifact.
  LRRbot: Burst Lightning [R] | Instant | Kicker {4} / Burst Lightning deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, it deals 4 damage instead.
AtrusOfMyst: The malls in 2014 were better
  LRRbot: Mortarpod [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +0/+1 and has "Sacrifice this creature: This creature deals 1 damage to any target." / Equip {2}
 Tweygoh: I bet Cameron wanted perry for his canon
Blasteg: is it me or this equiment... isn't really good
 thraximore: @Blasteg it's old
 kumatsu: @Blasteg it was effective with Infect
  r10pez10: monored morph?
 hidingbox: willbender is not in the cube?
  LRRbot: Grim Lavamancer [R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | {R}, {T}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Grim Lavamancer deals 2 damage to any target.
 UWDJohn: Red willbender
jwholla: notably does not have ward 2
 MrSarkhan: Grimbo!
 MrPipboy3000: Probably willbender
  r10pez10: actually it could be an offcolour 2/2 for 3
  LRRbot: Firebolt [R] | Sorcery | Firebolt deals 2 damage to any target. / Flashback {4}{R}
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: gathan raiders
  LRRbot: Blistering Firecat [1RRR] | Creature — Elemental Cat [7/1] | Trample, haste / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Blistering Firecat. / Morph {R}{R}
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: oooooooo
  r10pez10: oh the cat lmao
 Bugberry: Fortune Thief is a fun Red morph creature
  r10pez10: we could hear it too lmao
 thraximore: ha, Wheeler's cry of contrition
BatenicYork: 
Ryenji: lol
 MrSarkhan: Oh that's what that was 
  LRRbot: Oona's Prowler [1B] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [3/1] | Flying / Discard a card: Oona's Prowler gets −2/−0 until end of turn. Any player may activate this ability.
Blasteg: wheeler's scream of agony
  r10pez10: !clip
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 hidingbox: after last round, wheeler can afford some agony
multeyemeteor: @MrSarkhan That's an unbelievably saucy name
 thraximore: (for those who don't know, wheeler loves the firecat)
  LRRbot: Pillage [1RR] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact or land. It can't be regenerated.
KWardJenx: Wheeler is the voice of the chorus
Blasteg: oh it's not beause the misplay?
 thraximore: not just because of the misplay
  LRRbot: Hellrider [2RR] | Creature — Devil [3/3] | Haste / Whenever a creature you control attacks, Hellrider deals 1 damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.
 thraximore: a misplay that hurt him personally
 Diabore: we found where all the aggro cards went
  LRRbot: Lightning Mauler [1R] | Creature — Human Berserker [2/1] | Soulbond / As long as Lightning Mauler is paired with another creature, both creatures have haste.
  LRRbot: Mogg Fanatic [R] | Creature — Goblin [1/1] | Sacrifice Mogg Fanatic: It deals 1 damage to any target.
 Diabore: theyre soulmates!
 thraximore: 
 Diabore: nooooo!
  LRRbot: Shriekmaw [4B] | Creature — Elemental [3/2] | Fear / When Shriekmaw enters the battlefield, destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature. / Evoke {1}{B}
  r10pez10: hell yeah
Blasteg: wait is this... betteer doom blade?
 Mattmitchell45: Love to see Ma making it into multiple games
  LRRbot: Keldon Marauders [1R] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/3] | Vanishing 2 / When Keldon Marauders enters or leaves the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.
  LRRbot: Rakdos Cackler [{B/R}] | Creature — Devil [1/1] | Unleash
ztghostie: !card Terror
  LRRbot: Terror [1B] | Instant | Destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.
 thraximore: the leashed cackler, a rare specimen
  LRRbot: Consuming Vapors [3B] | Sorcery | Target player sacrifices a creature. You gain life equal to that creature's toughness. / Rebound
just__fitz: Is it beep beep or noot noot
Darkflame0994: now THAT was pod racing
ztghostie: That's mono red, baby. Win quick or lose quick
 Diabore: cam went beep beep and james got beep beeped
Blasteg: I think we have time for Bo7 here
 SoldieroFortune: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:47:07.
AtrusOfMyst: Oh yeah
TetraRay: that look
AtrusOfMyst: Inferno titan feels great even 12 years later
adept_nekomancer: Mono-red:  For when you want to go get lunch between rounds.
 paulthemapguy: Directed by James Cameron
  r10pez10: the germs are cool
AtrusOfMyst: I've been feeling hungry to cast FTK lately and I think I need to get a cube together
  LRRbot: Stromkirk Noble [R] | Creature — Vampire Noble [1/1] | Stromkirk Noble can't be blocked by Humans. / Whenever Stromkirk Noble deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
 Commodore_Perry_GG: LRR, notably a large corporation
  LRRbot: Torch Fiend [1R] | Creature — Devil [2/1] | {R}, Sacrifice Torch Fiend: Destroy target artifact.
 Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah. Support Infinitokens  for they are a cool.
 Mr_Bitterness: Boros is also a good draft for when you want a nice break between rounds
 Tweygoh: The weird little guy should have a tee ko shirt
 FadedOverseer: oh man. that card use to slap
  LRRbot: Shriekmaw [4B] | Creature — Elemental [3/2] | Fear / When Shriekmaw enters the battlefield, destroy target nonartifact, nonblack creature. / Evoke {1}{B}
Blasteg: time to snowball
  r10pez10: i should run torch fiend in more EDH decks
 NewtyNewts: What a boltable creature though
superdude097: James at 19, right?
multeyemeteor: Count von Count on the board
  LRRbot: Arc Lightning [2R] | Sorcery | Arc Lightning deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three targets.
  LRRbot: Carnophage [B] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | At the beginning of your upkeep, tap Carnophage unless you pay 1 life.
 thraximore: James should be at 19
multeyemeteor: The Oat G
 Bugberry: referenced by Sangrophage
 MegaDosX: Yeah James took 1 from the Stromkirk guy
  LRRbot: Magma Jet [1R] | Instant | Magma Jet deals 2 damage to any target. Scry 2.
 thraximore: oop
 thraximore: saw a spicy meatball
  LRRbot: Lightning Mauler [1R] | Creature — Human Berserker [2/1] | Soulbond / As long as Lightning Mauler is paired with another creature, both creatures have haste.
  LRRbot: Searing Spear [1R] | Instant | Searing Spear deals 3 damage to any target.
multeyemeteor: This battlfield is a hostile work environment
 NewtyNewts: Combat damage? What's that?
  LRRbot: Koth of the Hammer [2RR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Koth [3] | [+1]: Untap target Mountain. It becomes a 4/4 red Elemental creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / [−2]: Add {R} for each Mountain you control. / [−5]: You get an emblem with "Mountains you control have '{T}: This land deals 1 damage to any target.'"
 paulthemapguy: And you get a delete! And you get a delete!
Jericu: Oh these are the worst kinds of aggro mirrors.
  r10pez10: hey chat what is Koth an acronym for
  LRRbot: Snuff Out [3B] | Instant | If you control a Swamp, you may pay 4 life rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Destroy target nonblack creature. It can't be regenerated.
 couchboyj: Turn your head and Koth
Gooseblast: Gottem
 benjamin_wheeler: <message deleted>you just played that mountain James it doesn’t have haste
TetraRay: WOW
 Commodore_Perry_GG: Still no creatures
 Tweygoh: wooow
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
 Diabore: 
 MegaDosX: lmaoooooo
Gooseblast: 
  r10pez10: WOW
just__fitz: I enjoy rakDOS, sounds like a server farm from heck
 Tweygoh: lmao
 NotCainNorAbel: hahaha
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 thraximore: 
superdude097: 
 MegaDosX: Wheeler got sniped
  LRRbot: Pack Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [*/*] | Pack Rat's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Rats you control. / {2}{B}, Discard a card: Create a token that's a copy of Pack Rat.
 laikagoat:  
 Sorator13: 
frank_the_great:  
 hidingbox: 
drewm1022: Rip wheeler.
 Mr_Bitterness:   
 Diabore: someone actually shot him!
KWardJenx: Ha!
 Commodore_Perry_GG: distant laughter
 MrSarkhan: 
TetraRay: 
Ryenji: 
frank_the_great: He's hootin and hollerin
ztghostie: 
 Pywodwagon: mods doing gods work
multeyemeteor: Pecking order revealed
adept_nekomancer: [offscreen Wheeler noises]
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 shurtal: the the mod that did that, YOu're a Saint
 DeM0nFiRe: Someone call Columbo to investigate the murder. It's what he would have wanted
grovak: 
just__fitz: [onscreen wheeler noises]
 paulthemapguy: There can only be one benjamin
 FadedOverseer: it's a ben eat ben world
Blasteg: BANjamin wheeler
 eshplode: Only a Ben can stop another Ben
niccus: that's going to make sunday marginally more difficult
 thraximore: 
 couchboyj: The Ben on Ben violence continues
 shurtal: there can Ben only One
 Paranundrox: RIP Wheeler
 Tweygoh: Nice rowdy paper fight tonight
 MrPipboy3000: BANjamin Wheeler ...
 kumatsu: @paulthemapguy Benlander
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/WimpyFineCurlewTwitchRPG-u2_WMJ405MehWuRv
 Paranundrox: he would've loved 2013 Cube Draft
 benjamin_wheeler: I gotta know, which mod pulled the trigger
 paulthemapguy: James and Cameron's Avatar: The last Benbender
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/FrozenDeadCrowSaltBae-s0n0cRdZi3xfOasP
  LRRbot: Consuming Vapors [3B] | Sorcery | Target player sacrifices a creature. You gain life equal to that creature's toughness. / Rebound
  LRRbot: Blistering Firecat [1RRR] | Creature — Elemental Cat [7/1] | Trample, haste / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Blistering Firecat. / Morph {R}{R}
 paulthemapguy: We get it Cameron you vape
  r10pez10: we have it in the logs wheeler
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/AggressiveTangentialMartenPeteZarollTie-n-HXHrSxDPTq_GSV
superdude097: Did Cam gain life from Vapors?
 thraximore: I think he gains 2?
  r10pez10: (it was ben)
  LRRbot: Jackal Pup [R] | Creature — Jackal [2/1] | Whenever Jackal Pup is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to you.
 1y1e: 12
   LoadingReadyRun: Counterspell that @benjamin_wheeler
  LRRbot: Hymn to Tourach [BB] | Sorcery | Target player discards two cards at random.
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Jericu: Since koth untaps the mountain, couldn't James have hardcast the cat, turned a mountain into a 4/4, and swung for 11?
protojman: apologies if I've already missed this but is there a link for this cube?
 definenull: oofa
Blasteg: hahaha
 MegaDosX: I hear reading the card explains the card 
 Dog_of_Myth: Koth ends games
adept_nekomancer: They tap for damage
 Sorator13: !deck
ztghostie: *attack, pass* "Wait, what is the ult on your PW again?"
 Sorator13: there's a command but I forget what it is
 paulthemapguy: gotta go fast
SoulSurgae: i remember koth from big red from standard
SoulSurgae: getting old
 NewtyNewts: Uh, the comments are to the side right now?
 MegaDosX: Rookie move tbh
  r10pez10: tbf i don't think i've ever seen koth ult
  r10pez10: !decks
  LRRbot: (15 Mar 2024: Cube) James's Closet Cube: https://www.moxfield.com/decks/1vDlYHdIwUqgdsWEM3pckA
 MrSarkhan: Koth is a pretty good first pick but I draft mono red a lot
 Diabore: im boring id probably draft the same thing as james
ztghostie: tbf I've only seen the other two modes on Koth
 Tweygoh: mine are below on mobil
 Dog_of_Myth: Skred Red played Koth for a long time.
 Sorator13: @LRRbot @protojman
 Diabore: just 41 it james
KWardJenx: Yes! Make it spicy
frank_the_great: 
 DudelidouX: WHo is this and where is James?
 NewtyNewts: He's acknowledged his deck could be improved! That means it's bad!
 paulthemapguy: ~~Ending the round at the speed of sound, got places to go gotta follow my rainbow~~
protojman:  thank you @Sorator13 and @r10pez10 !
 MegaDosX: I was about to say "don't do it Wheeler" then I remembered he's banned so probably won't see it 
  r10pez10: one lander
  Graham_LRR: I wanna see this rat
 MegaDosX: Magic players in general don't mulligan enough tbh
  r10pez10: i too wish to see the ratatouille
 Elypants: Yes, show rat
  r10pez10: !decks
  LRRbot: (15 Mar 2024: Cube) James's Closet Cube: https://www.moxfield.com/decks/1vDlYHdIwUqgdsWEM3pckA
KWardJenx: This cube IS magic
protojman: I plan to do the same. thanks for sharing!
ztghostie: *strokes beard* I wonder how Oko plays in this cube...
JDogg2K4: Recommend changing all of the other cards with pack rats
  LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
  r10pez10: wow
frank_the_great: Net decking an entire cube, that'll piss off someone who deserves it
 thraximore: 🐀
 DeM0nFiRe: 
  LRRbot: Keldon Marauders [1R] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/3] | Vanishing 2 / When Keldon Marauders enters or leaves the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.
 paulthemapguy: Be the lightning bolt you wish to see in the world.
  LRRbot: Incinerate [1R] | Instant | Incinerate deals 3 damage to any target. A creature dealt damage this way can't be regenerated this turn.
just__fitz: Next week, Zoomer cube: only draft chaff from 2020 onward
ztghostie: oh baby, that's a whole lava axe worth of life
  LRRbot: Tattermunge Maniac [{R/G}] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [2/1] | Tattermunge Maniac attacks each combat if able.
 Commodore_Perry_GG: Also, round 3 of 3?
 paulthemapguy: he lunges with the munges
  LRRbot: Flametongue Kavu [3R] | Creature — Kavu [4/2] | When Flametongue Kavu enters the battlefield, it deals 4 damage to target creature.
JDogg2K4: so...much...damage
  LRRbot: Arc Lightning [2R] | Sorcery | Arc Lightning deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three targets.
 kumatsu: this match really is haymaker magic
 Diabore: @Commodore_Perry_GG yes
  LRRbot: Diregraf Ghoul [B] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | Diregraf Ghoul enters the battlefield tapped.
 Dog_of_Myth: FTK. Still love it
  LRRbot: Koth of the Hammer [2RR] | Legendary Planeswalker — Koth [3] | [+1]: Untap target Mountain. It becomes a 4/4 red Elemental creature until end of turn. It's still a land. / [−2]: Add {R} for each Mountain you control. / [−5]: You get an emblem with "Mountains you control have '{T}: This land deals 1 damage to any target.'"
  r10pez10: (koth stands for koth of the hammer)
  LRRbot: Staggershock [2R] | Instant | Staggershock deals 2 damage to any target. / Rebound
 thraximore: *carefully* choosing the mountain without summoning sickness
KWardJenx: Avarice, thy name is James
superdude097: Still goes to GY
 hidingbox: no it goes to gy
 kumatsu: goes to GY
frozenphoenix7: Goes to GY
 Diabore: no goes to grave
ztghostie: no it goes to gy
 Joecool190: graveyard
frozenphoenix7: Exiles off rebound, then goes to GY
Darkflame0994: nope goes to grave as a normal spell\
  r10pez10: exiles first, then rebound, then graveyard
  r10pez10: --b
  LRRbot: Pack Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [*/*] | Pack Rat's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Rats you control. / {2}{B}, Discard a card: Create a token that's a copy of Pack Rat.
 Diabore: we packing rats here
 kumatsu: ratjam
Blasteg: so wait, if a card has rebound+flashback, it'll infinity by itself?
Darkflame0994: its the rat
 hidingbox: looks a cube for pyroclasm
 thraximore: 🐀 !
 DudelidouX: If I remember right it stays exile if you don't cast it
 hidingbox: at*
  LRRbot: Sulfuric Vortex [1RR] | Enchantment | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, Sulfuric Vortex deals 2 damage to that player. / If a player would gain life, that player gains no life instead.
JDogg2K4: spicy
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh baby
 Diabore: rats and trats
 MegaDosX: Oh that's a very good rat
  r10pez10: A+ rat
Jackomaning: @Blasteg rebound only if you cast from hand, thats why rebound only happens once
 couchboyj: Cards?  You mean rats in training
 kumatsu: @Blasteg rebound is only cast from hand
 thraximore: AW
adept_nekomancer: He does look both upbeat and concerned.
KWardJenx: That's a sexy rat!
 MrSarkhan: That's a good rat
 Diabore: james needs an answer
  LRRbot: Earthquake [XR] | Sorcery | Earthquake deals X damage to each creature without flying and each player.
  r10pez10: jfc
 MegaDosX: Was this the sideboard tech?
 paulthemapguy: trying to read the poker faces is fun
JDogg2K4: oofa
 Diabore: james had an answer
itsaysTRUENO: this is a knife fight, no defense just offense
KWardJenx: Rat so sexy Lou Wilson would be outraged
 eshplode: The sideboard Earthquake?!
SoulSurgae: HELLRIDER OFF THE TOP CMON
 LordManiMani: 
 Diabore: HELLRIDER CMON
 hidingbox: one is not none!
 Diabore: sadness
 MrSarkhan:   
 laikagoat:    
 couchboyj:   
 thraximore: Clap
frank_the_great: Impressive
 A_Dub888: Mono Red go brrrrrrrr
KWardJenx: Efficient magic
Veshnikard: that bolt was correct
TetraRay: 
 MyrddintheWizard: ggs all round!
 MegaDosX: Bolt was correct in hindsight
itsaysTRUENO: all because of the opening lightning bolt
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Dog_of_Myth:   
KWardJenx: Wonddrrfuk
Jericu: That's how you fuckin play mono red baybeeeeeee!!!!!!!
  LRRbot: Inferno Titan [4RR] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | {R}: Inferno Titan gets +1/+0 until end of turn. / Whenever Inferno Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, it deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three targets.
 MegaDosX: It was super fun for everyone except Ben Ulmer
 MegaDosX: 
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MrMonoRed: this pleases me
  LRRbot: Goblin Guide [R] | Creature — Goblin Scout [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Goblin Guide attacks, defending player reveals the top card of their library. If it's a land card, that player puts it into their hand.
  Graham_LRR: pls show rat
Khalstrom: No longer $200
 NewtyNewts: Ooh, I get a button
 Mattmitchell45: It's only like $560 bucks
 paulthemapguy: Graham demands rat!
 A_Dub888: @Graham_LRR I've showed you my rat, please respond
 Badchop: lmao
 TheWriterAleph: eyyyy
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 MegaDosX: Holy shit
 laikagoat:   
 MrSarkhan: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
TetraRay:     
Jensling: 
 FadedOverseer: >.>
 thraximore: 
 AtomicAlchemical: 
 Badchop: This tickles the Cameron
Blasteg: so who won on that last turn?
 paulthemapguy: Wheeler is smudging his face against the glass...
protojman: gnight!
grovak: GG
superdude097: Now that the frogs are gone
KWardJenx: Frogs are gone!
 paulthemapguy: bengineering can bengineer anything
 Diabore: nothing tomorrow
 Diabore: as a reminder
 Badchop: LET WHEELER BALATRO.
trebuchetboy: Why cant he?
 Diabore: surprise cori???
trebuchetboy: It has card
 NotCainNorAbel: 1000 - hell in the yeah
protojman: hype
Blasteg: I think it's gang beast with sport?
frank_the_great: Yoooo Noita
KWardJenx: Rude!
 thraximore: yoooooo
 hidingbox: Hey they actually updated it!
 Dog_of_Myth: Changed the description
 paulthemapguy: is it going to go long? will it be an all-noita?
 NotCainNorAbel: rude
 Diabore: updated description!
 CommanderPulsar: Raft?
 NewtyNewts: Deep Rock Galactic?
ztghostie: Rust?
 CururuGuasu: Dragon Quest Builders
 TheWanderingNomad: Palworld 
 A_Dub888: Like a Dragon: Don Doko Island
 Diabore: @CururuGuasu is that multiplayer?
JinaMahavira: Medieval Dynasty
 asthanius: Beton Brutal is literally Minecraft parkour
 hidingbox: Colony Survival
Blasteg: more raft maybe
Jensling: 7 days to die?
 CururuGuasu: @diabore I think the second one might be
 Commodore_Perry_GG: Good to know Paul's future is secure
 NotCainNorAbel: th best podcast
  Graham_LRR: Lego Fortnite ?
 Diabore: @Graham_LRR oh yeah that exists
 NewtyNewts: Don't Starve Together?
 Commodore_Perry_GG: The winner gets to bury the dead
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 Diabore: stupid space marines, they ruined space!
niccus: sandcastle building, to welcome serge back whenever he comes back
 paulthemapguy: also show rat
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 thraximore: 
 Radyin: Will anyone from LRR be going to PAX East?
 Diabore: dr who
protojman: ooooh that sounds very interesting
 Mr_Bitterness: Oooo, I called this on the last EDSC!
 MegaDosX: Oh that's fascinating
 MegaDosX: A collision of four universes
 A_Dub888: Definitely read that as Blue/Black precons
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 Diabore: oh no crim
TheAsianAvenger:    OH NO
 lirazel64: Oh well. Gives me more time to make jam.
 Dog_of_Myth: Hey Crim!!
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 LilianaSkyMage: hola raid <2
KWardJenx: Fantastic stream. Thank you!
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
 MrSarkhan:  
 NotCainNorAbel: glad to be a weirdo
 Commodore_Perry_GG: 
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 paulthemapguy: better than incomplete weirdos
 MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
  LRRbot: Savannah Lions [W] | Creature — Cat [2/1]
 Earthenone: @Radyin as far as i know pax east conflicts with friday nights filming so unlikely
 Earthenone: also hi card reader 
  Juliamon: yeah, there's a lot of confusion bc the PAX West info all got copied verbatim
  Juliamon: but they are not going to be there no
  Juliamon: just remembered the ice cream stand down the street opens for the year tomorrow and I'm excited
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