LRRMTG || Vintage Cube w/ Adam, Wheeler Cori & Nelson

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 tru_boredom: Bonus Cori? Oh im all the way in for this stream
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 Sibwow: trans day of vintagecube
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 TehAmelie:  day of transcube
ManWithTheMask13: Is this the neoturf master stream
 Sibwow: 
 Sibwow: cube
  TXC2: Here we GO!
 shamblingkrenshar: Oh excellent I am just in time!
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 TehAmelie: ohaio
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 seemsdeece: It's time to feel the rain on your skin
 shamblingkrenshar: I was almost late because Draupnir isn't going to liberate itself. (Helldivers 2 would be a fantastic CTS game)
unbanjitte: did you do the enchant worldle today
 tehfewl: oh baby
 TheWriterAleph: oooh baybee
ManWithTheMask13: eat that feet
 groovemancery: that's too much feet
  TXC2: ooh that's more then an feet
  TXC2: Hello Adam
 Sibwow: wheeler you need some corn starch on that bad boy
 tehfewl:   
Tommadness: Going from Dilly Bars to Fruit by the Foot
Dr_fragenstien: this is what I come here for. exquisitely titillating.
 RocknGrohlNerd: Lets go , so many lovely gamers
ManWithTheMask13: I got to play neoturf masters last night, I'm doing fucking fantastic
 raulghoulia: tastes like childhood
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nymistrya: This stream goes so hard, love this energy
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 saucemaster5000: Okay but those are three feet
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 saucemaster5000: it's a lie
 Sibwow: its made of trees
 CaptainSpam: Fruit by the yard
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  TXC2: trees mianly
Fanklok: Who else has put an entire room of bubble tape in their mouth
 TehAmelie: who knew froot by the foot and fancy cheese has that inc ommon
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Fanklok: Nelson looks different today
 Kaaannaaa: Lookin forward to this since the last Adam + Wheeler experience
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 accountmadeforants: There may be residual bleach in there, delicious.
 shamblingkrenshar: Quad Draft, clearly
unbanjitte: the enchant worldle today is impossible
 TehAmelie: piloting a Magic deck takes more people than an airplane
Hernalius: Did you share last night's final deck with Adam?
ManWithTheMask13: feel the tickets on your skin
 raulghoulia: the role of today's resident goblin will be played by Cori
Trymantha: I dont know what you mean Wheeler, could you please explain with spreadsheets and diagrams
zursin21: is this going to be on YouTube later? since it’s a bonus stream?
ManWithTheMask13: the password is 6969
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 WhirlwindAbyss: SSN's make the best passwords
Tommadness: is your mom's credit card single?
Silver_Drgn: I'm here
  TXC2: zursin21  eventually yeah
 groovemancery: payday loans
zursin21: gracias
 Sibwow: draft
ManWithTheMask13: draft?
 Diabore: rotating?
superdude097: Force Twin
unbanjitte: orcy boy
 Sibwow: currency converter
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ManWithTheMask13: And this is where I black out
  TXC2: payday loans are possibly one of the greatest evils of our time 
HEREPODS: all we need is a spinning rat and it’s a wheeler stream
Tommadness: oh Cori needs to experience MTGO Sounds
 Sibwow: oh wait bowmasters
unbanjitte: force draw 7s
 tehfewl: Orcy B
Fanklok: I only want to see down right filthy degeneracy
devoidmelody: Adam is pretty quiet, like I know this is just bc of the distance from the mic, but still lol
  TXC2: imagine if this was the Alchemy version 
 TehAmelie: 360 cards in a cube, so i guess chat will have about 500 favorite picks
Bearudite: get this man a LAV
 Friedent: Adam you'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel
 shamblingkrenshar: I think Thespian's Stage is the pick. We're forcing Dark Depths. It'll come to us, I'm sure.
Silver_Drgn: Orcish Blah Blah Blahmasters
Jogela: Bow master is the best white tax card 
loufghyslaufey: Oh, no no no
Hernalius: Adam known for being quiet
loufghyslaufey: We misunderstand
 finestotter: Just listen better chat
Tommadness: I don't
 Diabore: i think its a ben final for loudest lrr member
 Sibwow: wheelers only louder because hes closer to the mic
 thraximore: 
Didero: sit down and take a loud off
loufghyslaufey: Adam is 5-heading his 1st pick in pack three
 Wolfstrike_NL: What's that wheeler? couldn't hear you
Didero: Good evening everybody
 gryfyn1: take thalia and be THAT guy
 Sibwow: goddamn we could have had adeline
Tommadness: like a damn fiddle
h3rsh3yb4r: but look at those lands
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Silver_Drgn: Rakdos sounds good
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 Diabore: but adeline
h3rsh3yb4r: mire AND triome
  TXC2: planned
unbanjitte: pick adeline thalia wheels
 ghizmou: it ain't no ratthew
Trymantha: not a gamer mouse or too much of a gamer mouse
 ghizmou: that s hate speech against my gix
unbanjitte: bolt lfg
Silver_Drgn: lightning bolt
 tehfewl: bolt
  TXC2: just say Noko
Fanklok: James keeps blaming Arena for this mouse being old
 Diabore: can we do insidious roots tortured existance today?
Silver_Drgn: out
 MrSarkhan: Cori!
bjergmann101: No cori
h3rsh3yb4r: oh god he clicked away from bolt
  Juliamon: CORIANDER
devoidmelody: thank you cori
 TheAwkes: Bravo.
 thraximore: 
superdude097: It's EASTER!
 tru_boredom: Yes Cori
 bobokiddo: Easter sunday!
unbanjitte: human rogue
  TXC2: and we're off! 
loufghyslaufey: @Fanklok No, nono. James has a point.
 thraximore: it's not just ANY Sunday
MilkBreadTB: @Diabore Just a little bit as a treat?
 brieandbacon: Ooh, already looks like my sort of deck
 shamblingkrenshar: Dogged Detective not a Dog or a Detective. Unplayable.
 xantos69: Cori... I'm gonna allow it.
 thraximore: it's TRANSday
Dr_fragenstien: Jesus rose from the grave, head that and went back.
Bearudite: He is RIZZEN
 Mushbie: please Cori, knot today 
superdude097: Somehow, Jesus returned
 as_ever_ellesandra: Doggy Gumshoe, aka Redd Rock
 1y1e: ah! look who finally left their cave!
 thraximore: @Mushbie 
 saucemaster5000: This is the day jesus pogged off
wiigamer1995: how frequently does the mtgo cube gets updated?
Symphoneers: Three days he sleeps in, three days! Who does that?
unbanjitte: mardu
 finestotter: It's the day God took off
cameron_in_the_hizous: Adam is actually pretty loud considering his relative distance to me
 xantos69: Mardu little dudes is still an option.
  TXC2: Symphoneers  students?
 RocknGrohlNerd: Passed, right
loufghyslaufey: I wanted to minus a Walker's loyalty & the speed of the client had me plus an ability I didn't want.
loufghyslaufey: Almost costed me the game
h3rsh3yb4r: t dog?
cameron_in_the_hizous: including chat?
 Wolfstrike_NL: including chat?
Hernalius: Ooh doomsday
 raulghoulia: the 1950s called
 itsr67: p'wave
 tehfewl: the P wave is stored in the sideboard
cameron_in_the_hizous: @Wolfstrike_NL 👈
  TXC2: "Adam didn't screw Wheeler, Wheeler screwed Wheeler!"
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 ghizmou: have we seen the twin?
Trymantha: @ghizmou yes was in pack1
MWGNZ:   
unbanjitte: lfg
 RocknGrohlNerd: I'm lumberjack and I'k ok
 MrSarkhan: How did that wheel?
glencoco132: Lets go!
thatjuantoo: 
 Sibwow: avocobbos for the party
 WhirlwindAbyss: wow
 thraximore: 
 tehfewl:   
Tommadness: 
 Mushbie:   
 matthaus_c: paid actors
 MyrddintheWizard: Cokes all around!
h3rsh3yb4r: the refreshing taste of diet coke
  TXC2: can mine be a pepsi? 
 shamblingkrenshar: This is the part where you stand up and ask "is nobody else drafting white?!" (Don't do that)
warpstonewarlock: I see we're going Mardu today
 Desdae: Never punished 
Gadora: And a late on color triome? 
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 Diabore: sadly adeline did not wheel which makes me think we fighting now
h3rsh3yb4r: its 18 but yeah crazy
 saucemaster5000: even the waiter looked at the salad order and said "are you sure?"
 brieandbacon: 30cm
 ghizmou: daaaaaamn, this pack
 Diabore: a little jittle?
 Mushbie: decimeter?
Tommadness: fruit by the tummy
Fanklok: "White is bad" is a psyop perpetuated by Wheeler to ensure white is open in cube drafts
unbanjitte: POGGGGG
 ghizmou: or jitte
  TXC2: furit by the 9 and a half inches
h3rsh3yb4r: stoneforge and jitte together
h3rsh3yb4r: messed up
 Earthenone: take hitte, wheel mystic 
unbanjitte: jitte will probebly wheel
unbanjitte: 
h3rsh3yb4r: is shadowspear in the cube?
Iam_Dead: Jitte, my beloved
 RealGamerCow: Isnt jitte still pointed?
 Diabore: @unbanjitte given someone took adeline i dont think jitte wheels
 flatluigi: how much did I miss so far?
Ristow: time to go Forth
 ghizmou: people lying on the internet?
unbanjitte: @Diabore oh true
 tehfewl: the Limga
 EOstby: The Fifth Eorlingas?
 thraximore: welp
 Diabore: eorligma lets GOOOOO
  TXC2: flatluigi  just pack 1
 Sibwow: its the fifth
 thraximore: 3-0 baby
Joric_Art: Ligma time
RegisTKM: Riders of Rohan
Silver_Drgn: 1 point
Tommadness: fifth ligma
 MrSarkhan: Wheeler!
 RocknGrohlNerd: Ligmas
 Carlioo: Jitte got replaced by pipboy right? 
 flatluigi: eeyore ligma
Silver_Drgn: you heard him right Cory
h3rsh3yb4r: forth cunnilingus and doggy dick
h3rsh3yb4r: this deck is cursed
 xantos69: Wheeler NO!  Your tongue can't take it!
 Saintnex: Eeor Lig Ma 
 saucemaster5000: chaffing. Just saying a word
Silver_Drgn: WHY
cameron_in_the_hizous: someone turn his mic off
 tehfewl: is comet in this cube?
 iris_of_ether: What in god's name did I join into
h3rsh3yb4r: someone crank his mic up
Hernalius: I mean right now it only blasts once you'd need something to recur it if you want to bypass that refractory period between games
 Desdae: Swords or Theater?
 foxwithaknife: this deck looks bananas
Silver_Drgn: @flatluigi Cory + Ben = Red rocket
Didero: If we give Ben's mic to Adam, we can hear both at a proper volume 
unbanjitte: slam upheaval here
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unbanjitte: no one respects upheavak
 RocknGrohlNerd: Mvp Bolt bolt bolt
 RealGamerCow: What is this, a shandalar deck?
 azidbern95: You’re all Mardu-in’ it!
Fanklok: I would love a "Cori and Adam evaluated weird old magic cards" segment
Alex_Frostfire: I would have such a hard time evaluating picks here.
 xantos69: I don't hate the SunFall.
 xantos69: It plays nicely into the Forth.
 RocknGrohlNerd: Tutor , maybe?
 Diabore: ooh souls
h3rsh3yb4r: blood crypt lfg
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Hernalius: Ftk?
 RocknGrohlNerd: Ftk
h3rsh3yb4r: showdown wheels
 Diabore: mana then playables
  TXC2: is the Ranger any good for us ?
 tehfewl: ranger capt?
adept_nekomancer: Orcish Twerkmaster
 TimIAm: I love how involved these cube streams are getting
 TehAmelie: badonkadorc
Silver_Drgn: Orcish Assmaster
h3rsh3yb4r: MOMMY
  Juliamon: hello mother
 Diabore: @TXC2 currently grabs only novice inspector so not likely
 Mushbie: certified freak, 7 decks a week
Hernalius: Diabore you're implying hubris is real and that Ben can be punished for bad mana
  TXC2: Diabore  coulda grabed mom now 
1MrGhost: mom > shadowspear?
thecrownjules_: ben and adam with friend group A humor with friend group B lmao
 RatherLargeToad: The Rangoon,mother
 Carlioo: I'm getting very upset
 brieandbacon: Guy Fieri confluence
 gamercat88: confulussy
 TimIAm: Firely Confluence by Atlassian
 flatluigi: four mana dome for six
macthejester: This is the kind of cube where you want to pick blightsteel everytime
 TehAmelie: fiery conflatulence
macthejester: What they gonna do against a big robot?
macthejester: Checkmate
warkr0: thank you @unbanjitte
unbanjitte:      
 seemsdeece: If your conf is fiery please talk to your doctor
  TXC2: he can't keep getting away with this!
 Carlioo: Oh it's one of those new spree cards
Fanklok: I say we scrap the community nicknames abs just our Cori on it
 Diabore: kappa wheeling is a crime
Silver_Drgn: possibly
MilkBreadTB: restoration looks kinda nice in this deck ngl
Tommadness: Sacmom
  Juliamon: everything's coming up Wheeler
  TXC2: WHO IS PASSING THIS STUFF?!
warkr0: you cant say that
 Sibwow: me too
 MrSarkhan: This deck is sick.
 TehAmelie: i remember the stats, in formats that contian Jitte the win rate for decks that have it is just a fraction of a percent over 50%
Dr_fragenstien: !card ashmouth
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Stallion of Ashmouth; Demonlord of Ashmouth; Ashmouth Blade; Ashmouth Hound; Ashmouth Dragon
 accountmadeforants: @unbanjitte Wow, you weren't kidding.
 as_ever_ellesandra: Adam would just constantly be asking if the cougar was single
muchomangobestdrink: oh hell yeah I’m so excited yall are cubing together again! something to watch while I do chores around the house
 Croc64: Legit this did not look like a pack 2 draft lmao, the fact we *still* get 15 more picks is wild
unbanjitte: @accountmadeforants never even seen that card lmao
 theymerLoviatar: yo we CUBIN in here??
Silver_Drgn: 2 surveil lands in color and a Rampaging Ferocidon
 Greyah: Skullclamp works well with the concept of drawing cards. It works well with magic the gathering.
Silver_Drgn: Minsc
 ghizmou: the rare pack 2 mox
 Diabore: we have no green fixing
Invitare: Where's Omnath?
  Juliamon: who passes a mox???
 tehfewl: what did the person take from this pack
Silver_Drgn: Pivot for minsc or at least splash
  TXC2: so an off colour mox is that good huh?
 EOstby: What do you take over Mox AND Minsc?
 Diabore: @Juliamon someone who opens 2
 ghizmou: someone who get an on-color mox
 UWDJohn: LED?
warkr0: never question pick 2 power, there are a million reasons why they would have picked someone else
DefiniteIyNotChris: or time walk
 Sibwow: time walk
 RocknGrohlNerd: Just a question, can Minsc and Boo be your commander?
 dweebert91: Mana Crypt?
 tehfewl: not taking crypt over off color mox
warkr0: tort existence so good with the roots tho
 flatluigi: !card tortured existence
  LRRbot: Tortured Existence [B] | Enchantment | {B}, Discard a creature card: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
wierdo_of_OZ: happy tdov all
 Earthenone: tortured existance? its me fr!
 Carlioo: Ooh jeb omnath
 accountmadeforants: @unbanjitte Same, same. I was able to narrow it down to the set, cost, rarity and types, but I was drawing blanks past that
 thraximore: how dare you
 Gekyouryuu: I JUST got the notification. how much have I missed?
  TXC2: RocknGrohlNerd  not in commander, only in Brawl
 Gekyouryuu: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 27:11.
  TXC2: Gekyouryuu  packs 1 and 2
 matthaus_c: they took out Storm to put in so many unplayable cards 
 accountmadeforants: @Gekyouryuu 27 minutes, minus 5 minutes of starting the stream
MWGNZ: 
cheshire_creeper: I love Kavu. Played with it in Dominaria Remastered and went. Oh. This is really good. It's up there with Juggernaut with things that just, never seem to go out of style
Silver_Drgn: He did do that. I was there
 Sibwow: paralax priest
 ghizmou: adam knows the spice
ThePixelSavage: could Wheeler maybe explain some of the picks for us newbs ... I dont get most of them 
 theymerLoviatar: @accountmadeforants dammit do I have to do it now too
 Diabore: slam inti
 tehfewl: double inspector
frozenphoenix7: Intiiiii
Silver_Drgn: 2024 magic
Hernalius: Adam is becoming more degenerate by the day, love to see it
cheshire_creeper: Oh there's an Inspector
Dr_fragenstien: I said that yesterday
 ghizmou: it's a freaking dinosaur, of course it tramples
 accountmadeforants: @Gekyouryuu Cori was eating fruit by the foot earlier
 bondeulv: oh, more vinty cube with the bois
  TXC2: remember when red 2 drops where bad? 
 accountmadeforants: @theymerLoviatar Oh yes, I dare you
 raulghoulia: they should stop making magic art. takes away space for the needed text
 matthaus_c: Standard legal baby
warkr0: @TXC2 pepperidge farms remembers
 Diabore: sure isnt commander, that thing roasted my ass in LCI prerelease
 avjamethyst: this looks a lot like the deck I drafted yesterday
 bondeulv: silent clearing?
 ghizmou: duress is always good
 Sibwow: duress is best when its protecting your combo
h3rsh3yb4r: i'm on DITS
MilkBreadTB: this mardu midrange list looking nice
Tommadness: Damn + Nation
 TehAmelie: Cori! we thought you faded out of existence
 Earthenone: that pick for me would have been the gurmengler, because we have no other cards that use gy as a recorse
 Gekyouryuu: now we need a third card called Nation
h3rsh3yb4r: @TehAmelie parallax wave ended
ThePixelSavage: please please explain why you take some cards over others Wheeler ... I want to understand and learn
 matthaus_c: the Glans
 bondeulv: scalelord seems dece?
 TehAmelie: Glems
 ghizmou: we didn't take dogged detective because eh wasn't a dog, but mutt is a dog
 Diabore: backstreets back
 tehfewl: oh pog dude greaves
 TehAmelie: Vine will get its revenge
 as_ever_ellesandra: sure are, thats why its cracked
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Silver_Drgn: Love this card in dredge
 Diabore: no tortured and roots was in this draft 
warkr0: its super cool with roots and stuff
 as_ever_ellesandra: there is a cool Tort Ex Inti deck in the cube
 as_ever_ellesandra: but cool is all it is
 Diabore: ???
h3rsh3yb4r: gurmangler
Tommadness: LAST PICK QB???
 Earthenone: no one read it
ChargeAh: wtf
superdude097: BROCK PURDY!
 MrSarkhan: who is drafting this set????
Silver_Drgn: no one was picking green
 itsr67: mtg players don't read
 as_ever_ellesandra: paid actors
 flatluigi: was green just, like, dead
  TXC2: this is a wild cube if that is the last pick
Alex_Frostfire: QB is too long to read anyway.
 bondeulv: oh, forth
 RocknGrohlNerd: QB I'd hate pick it every time
 TehAmelie: but it's QB in a cube so at least it's highly symbolic
MWGNZ: because boros are cops
h3rsh3yb4r: because you like to durdle and boros likes to HIT
 Mr_Bitterness: I'm the Nega-Adam; I always drafter Boros
ThePixelSavage: Boros is SOOO satisfying in the sets where it works ... it either is busted or barely works 
ThePixelSavage: here me
 flatluigi: boros has some very weak mechanics in it, but there's some very good cards to play in it when it works
unbanjitte: not me
 accountmadeforants: It's true, I was playing white-red in draft earlier today.
Symphoneers: It me.
 Sibwow: also for a long time in vintage cube monoR and monoW were both way better than boros
 Kaaannaaa: this deck is fairly cracked
 ghizmou: I don't care for red but RW's got me oh lalala
 avjamethyst: rude
Iam_Dead: Dang, isn't boros Ben's favorite?
unbanjitte: wet boros is goated
 Mr_Bitterness: I want my rounds fast
cameron_in_the_hizous: boros convoke is insane rn
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 dungeonmasteralek: hey,it's me, the bad boros player
Silver_Drgn: Why is there a blue card in our deck?
  TXC2: boros is for people who like me like to win in 5 mins or less
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Trymantha: #borosandproud
 Croc64: Watching canlander players brew boros 2-3 years ago was
 Croc64: Painful
 RocknGrohlNerd: Wet borosy I can get behind that
ThePixelSavage: black then blue
 mishrasbauble: yeahhhh
  TXC2: green indeed best
cameron_in_the_hizous: true
 ghizmou: the best at LOSING
 30teracyte: as long as people want to grind bo1 on arena there will be monored players
 bondeulv: green and blue
 flatluigi: green lets you play every other color
thejadedthief: Simic for life
 RocknGrohlNerd: Uu..lost me there
Alex_Frostfire: Blue lets you draw cards of every other color!
 corpocracy: Black is the best worst color
 v_nome: Cori choosing violence is great. lol
 mishrasbauble: wubrg order is also the colors in order of Coolness
 bondeulv: adam is the certified green black simp, no?
 TehAmelie: gimme GBW
  TXC2: mishrasbauble  from least to most right?
  TXC2: 
 itsr67: memory lapse is nuts
 UWDJohn: Green is the best color for getting your other better colors.  
h3rsh3yb4r: remember when wheeler kept looping the sublime epiphany with the diver
 RocknGrohlNerd: Green is just not healthy, would you eat green bacon? No
 Diabore: perfect hand
 ghizmou: memory lapse wishes it was plow under
unbanjitte: t1 bolt to the face
h3rsh3yb4r: shipwreck dowser
 mishrasbauble: @ghizmou  
 shamblingkrenshar: Inti giving counters to Thalia? Gross.
 bondeulv: oh, playing on wheeler's account
 RocknGrohlNerd: @ghizmou  wow wow, slow down 
 Kaaannaaa: a very good magic card
 bondeulv: so when they try to stream snipe, they're outta luck! smart
 kerryg137: Hey folks!
  TXC2: hello kerryg137  welcome
 RocknGrohlNerd: Magic the gathering? Where?
 ghizmou: and you can devolve it if you need to
 mishrasbauble: lmfao imagine
 bondeulv: firebolt the figure, play inti, swing?
 Diabore: !card elspeth, knight
  LRRbot: Elspeth, Knight-Errant [2WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Elspeth [4] | [+1]: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token. / [+1]: Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains flying until end of turn. / [−8]: You get an emblem with "Artifacts, creatures, enchantments, and lands you control have indestructible."
 ghizmou: inti + bolt
Dr_fragenstien: could play inti, put a counter on the cathar so their blocks are bad
Hernalius: Inti gives trample too?!?!!
 RocknGrohlNerd: @hernalius yeah
 MrSarkhan: Inti is so messed up
 itsr67: 
 Moroklumpen: I'd probably just pick off both dudes and take Elspeth off the table
 ghizmou: they don't know about inti
 theymerLoviatar: @accountmadeforants you were right, this Worldle was butts
Silver_Drgn: Why does it give Trample
Hernalius: Why does it also give trample bruuuuh
Gadora: What a blowout.
  TXC2: plane sailing from here
 raulghoulia: simple and clean
 itsr67: yielding is important cause of the chess clock
 accountmadeforants: @theymerLoviatar I'm sure there's at least one person out there who actually saw that card a lot and is very happy.
 tehfewl: yes
 Mr_Bitterness: FTK was a very much a big deal
 matthaus_c: Flametongue Kavu is the root of the problem we have today with Fury and Solitude
 avjamethyst: ftk made my lightning angels very sad
  TXC2: ETBs were a mistake
 itsr67: cause ftk explodes itself on an empty board ofc
 ghizmou: anything that had pro red was playable at that time
 control_rig: FTK over-predated on its environment and ended up starving itself
 Carlioo: 0 creature decks sounds so wild to me
  TXC2: some of them are
 shamblingkrenshar: Yes. Everything is Kicker. Unless its Horsemanship.
ThePixelSavage: not really? since kicker is defined by paying something for more?
h3rsh3yb4r: they're just E's now, the TB got dropped in '24
 matthaus_c: ETBs are kicker because you pay 2WW for a 2/2 but then it does more
 Diabore: @ThePixelSavage yeah but if it didnt have the etb itd cost less, sooooo
 control_rig: I think the idea is that kicker means you have a choice
 Diabore: @h3rsh3yb4r its not dropped till bloomburrow
offbeatwitch: the answer is simple: we kill the batman
 itsr67: oo
Fanklok: Wait till Adam sees Astral Slide
 ghizmou: jailer cooks
 Paranundrox: it's not a fair card
forshamesir: Palace Jailer with blink effects is wild
 Paranundrox: (I mean it is but like, it's backbreaking)
 thraximore: did you know Palace Jailer can be your Commander? 
 ghizmou: does Cori know about bombardier?
headdeskdev: they need to change mtgo to put the card under the monarch reminder
 Paranundrox: do we wave Kavu?
 Paranundrox: and then have it FTK the Goblin when it pops
 bondeulv: can't you double activate wave to exile bombadiers forever?
 Paranundrox: Wave goes away when a counter can't be removed, not when the last is removed
 bondeulv: ah, right
 bondeulv: not vanishing
 Paranundrox: you need it to be a creature via Opalescence etc to do the perma-exile
 itsr67: big birds
 TehAmelie: Showdown of the Skalds: step up 2 the long ships
 Austere_Squire: hey, all, hope you're doing well
 Austere_Squire: how goes the draft?
  TXC2: hello Austere_Squire  welcome
frozenphoenix7: Notably, will not exile things that do actually die to lethal damage
 Earthenone: !card embercleave
  LRRbot: Embercleave [4RR] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Flash / This spell costs {1} less to cast for each attacking creature you control. / When Embercleave enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has double strike and trample. / Equip {3}
 itsr67: the FORTH
 Diabore: oh so we win
  TXC2: !card forth
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 Diabore: gg op
 matthaus_c: !card forth eorlingas
  LRRbot: Forth Eorlingas! [XRW] | Sorcery | Create X 2/2 red Human Knight creature tokens with trample and haste. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to one or more players this turn, you become the monarch.
  TXC2: matthaus_c  thanks
 matthaus_c: np!
 matthaus_c: Lemongrab as Palace Jailer would be hot
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 StreetRach: Hello Cori, Adam, and Whee-
 matthaus_c: there's a Plains on top
 itsr67: shrimple
 matthaus_c: 
 Sibwow: scrub is a grub who thinks hes flub
 Wolfstrike_NL: Never didn't have it
 RealGamerCow:    
Hernalius: Wheeler? Greedy? Never
 brieandbacon:  
 Paranundrox: an elegant parlor for a more enlightened era
  TXC2:     : the LRR way
 FurthestChunk: everybody eorlingas, ha ha ha, ho ho ho
h3rsh3yb4r: i disassociated, is this still the first match?
  TXC2: h3rsh3yb4r  this is game 2
 as_ever_ellesandra: this is g2 of m1 I believe
h3rsh3yb4r: thanks
 Earthenone: call a priest, but not for me!
 glencoco132: @Earthenone beat me to it lol
 itsr67: Wow
 Paranundrox: cheating mostly
  TXC2: the O ring bears will continue until morale improves
 RealGamerCow: jaw exercises
 as_ever_ellesandra: cheating, probably
 matthaus_c: the hobbits love Second Forth Eorlingas
 korvys: A *second* Forth Eralingis? Some kind of Eighth Eralingis?
  TXC2: the second Forth Eorlingis is when the ghosts showed up 
 Paranundrox: we do have 6 pts of burn
 matthaus_c: not only put up, we enjoy it
  TXC2: "damn, you live like this?"
Silver_Drgn: The initiative is so much worse
 korvys: I mean, it got banned from pauper
 matthaus_c: !card white plume adventurer
  LRRbot: White Plume Adventurer [2W] | Creature — Orc Cleric [3/3] | When White Plume Adventurer enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, untap a creature you control. If you've completed a dungeon, untap all creatures you control instead.
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 tehfewl: white plume adventurer
Silver_Drgn: ITS A TRAP
headdeskdev: yeah the monarch actually makes creatures matter which I like
 itsr67: ew
 MrSarkhan: Oof
  TXC2: ooof
Silver_Drgn: Monarc turn 2 baby
 e_bloc: 666 monarchy confirmed bad in all formats including real life
Silver_Drgn: I mean they do draw a card every turn
 Earthenone: which member?
 Croc64: NO
 30teracyte: ugh
Silver_Drgn: @Earthenone DIS member
ThePixelSavage: @Earthenone dis!
 thaigeprime: I love black lotus I wish flowers were real
 Croc64: I blame ben for this
 matthaus_c: just gotta draw 2nd Forth
 Paranundrox: do we save Kavu for the dragon zombie?
 Earthenone: elsbeth looks a lot better when you lotus it out turn 1
 Sibwow: moral of the story is draft lotus
 bondeulv: not jitte?
 Earthenone: if you value their time consider
Dr_fragenstien: you’re only 1 land off hard casting it
 kerryg137: How long are y'all streaming for?
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 Paranundrox: Kaldra gets us the monarchy
 bondeulv: well, they can shadowspear away the indestructible
 matthaus_c: Jitte does nothing on its best days 
 itsr67: !kaldra compl
 itsr67: !card kaldra comp
  LRRbot: Kaldra Compleat [7] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Living weapon / Indestructible / Equipped creature gets +5/+5 and has first strike, trample, indestructible, haste, and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, exile that creature." / Equip {7}
 bondeulv: !card Elspeth, Knight Errant
  LRRbot: Elspeth, Knight-Errant [2WW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Elspeth [4] | [+1]: Create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token. / [+1]: Target creature gets +3/+3 and gains flying until end of turn. / [−8]: You get an emblem with "Artifacts, creatures, enchantments, and lands you control have indestructible."
 bondeulv: ah, -8
 30teracyte: f
ThePixelSavage: oh yeah the spear gives lifelink as well ... what a stupid card 
 brieandbacon: o7
 GredGredmansson: 
 Diabore: why would they block?
 Earthenone: !pkmn gan of waves
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 Earthenone: !pkmn fan of waves
  LRRbot: Fan of Waves | Trainer — Item Rapid Strike | Put a Special Energy attached to 1 of your opponent's Pokémon on the bottom of their deck. / You may play any number of Item cards during your turn.
Dr_fragenstien: they really won off palace jailer tbh
 Diabore: ive had wheeler himself cast black lotus against me
Symphoneers: I'm glad it wasn't just me.
 Diabore: he ruined me that match
 saucemaster5000: which one is the lady and which one is the tramp
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 brieandbacon: @saucemaster5000 yes
 RealGamerCow: artificially flavored plastic
 Earthenone: when you draft the best deck, its all mirror matches
 brieandbacon: Yeah, let Adam draft the cube
  TXC2: Jank is a dying art
violetblight: yeah im sad they cut some of the goofy stuff
Dr_fragenstien: I still can’t believe they gutted storm
 Earthenone: how do they play giant? 
Hernalius: Well Adam tolarian academy is in the cube
violetblight: i wanna play miserable storm decks
 logophile99: hello llr people  sorry to barge in  like this but i need to known has there already been word wether there will be a PPR for outlaws of thunder junction
  TXC2: !ppr
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 Sibwow: hes learmning
 Paranundrox: Kaldra is very all-in
 mishrasbauble: lmfao
 Sibwow: hello highlight reel
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 gamercat88: solild
 saucemaster5000: gesundheit
 NotCainNorAbel: that's pretty good
ThePixelSavage: that elephant is constipated
Jogela: Best Elephant in the room
 accountmadeforants: 🐘
thatjuantoo: 
 dizzycriminal: I love content
 Diabore: fucking oof
 Saintnex: rude!
 MichaelSnowbird: Sounds you hear at the moonbase after Taco Bell
Hernalius: Getting punished for actually trying to draft a deck that plays magic
 accountmadeforants: Dang, LRR has a pet elephant?
 saucemaster5000: that's the elephant that has to sit next to the teacher
 thraximore: wheeler's face, lost off screen
 ShaneLeeAtk: But what about the House Hippos?
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/BlitheAdventurousHerringMcaT-iiSsknGjdOU5_Z1s
 theymerLoviatar: I wasn't paying attention to stream, farted at the same moment Adam made that noise, and almost had a heart attack
ztghostie: that's the fairest entomb I've ever seen
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/BumblingConsideratePlumberCclamChamp-QklQ8AEunAWViqSn
  TXC2: theymerLoviatar  
 Earthenone: they discard grissy B
 Mr_Horrible: Fieri Confluence :flavortown:
 logophile99: @TXC2  thx must have missed the word
 FurthestChunk: awimowave, awimowave 
 Saintnex: Welp lol
 MichaelSnowbird: hahahahaha Age ols question
 matthaus_c: not even going for the 50pp
Hernalius: Pack 1 pick one tolarian academy I can hope
 Tweygoh: wheelerGre￼ 
 RealGamerCow: Your deck is good, it's just garbo compared to the other decks
 matthaus_c: Palace Jailed
Symphoneers: Jalace Pailer?
 Sibwow: we should have had an adeline
violetblight: -sun tzu
cameron_in_the_hizous: ligma balls
 accountmadeforants: Sometimes you play and draft absolutely perfectly, but your opponent is just way luckier despite being less skilled, and you should tell them about them in chat 
 accountmadeforants: *about that
 brieandbacon: Nah, deck's sweet, but other decks have also been dope
Dr_fragenstien: op entombed for seezy peezy, I don’t think they’re the better deck
 itsr67: very smart
 TehAmelie: i thought we were just "Boros all the most broken stuff"
 Mr_Horrible: Inti creates
 RealGamerCow: yabba dabba dinty moore stews
 TXC2: dinti, dinner AND Tea
 matthaus_c: al inti
Mr_Horrible: Inti, Shashasha of the Sun
 FurthestChunk: we can at least kill everything
Sibwow: yabba dabba dinti
  TXC2: kept a 2 lander? that's a paddlin'
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 longbowhavoc: Let's go cube
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 Mr_Horrible: Adam discovering that this card is supremely fucked up
 accountmadeforants: Bowmasters is unreal yeah
 thraximore: because feels-bad must be avoided at all costs
  TXC2: because Hasbro "needs" money
 Mr_Horrible: Magic players would never survive in Dragon's Dogma 2
cameron_in_the_hizous: look man, they were never gunna ship LORD OF THE RINGS CARDS out the door if they didn't print cards like this
MilkBreadTB: double spelling is over rated
 accountmadeforants: Charbelcher yeah
 tehfewl: oops all spells
 Sibwow: if youve got a ton of elves you can run 12 lands
 Sibwow: in a draft
 itsr67: orb is good
  TXC2: ponder the 
 accountmadeforants: Yu-Gi-Oh-ass card
 raulghoulia: Wheeler do I remember you had an 8 land Octavia commander deck?
Symphoneers: Don't ponder the orb, other people should ponder your orb.
 Diabore: LOTR happened adam
 aprilmoxt: Because Magic
 itsr67: most of the time it's a one sided howling mine
 Austere_Squire: i put that in my eldrazi deck
 MehallD: Mood, Adam, mood
 thraximore: because Hasbro
 thraximore: line go up
Hernalius: Adam learns about powercreep
hackingducks: that LOTR set broke the hell out of the game.
 MehallD: My average EDH deck buidling is worse than current precons now
 Pywodwagon: @loadingreadyrun Adam one time last cube that card domed me for 19 on turn 2
 bondeulv: doesn't go in modern
unbanjitte: you should just pull up the scryfall page for modern horizons 2 and let adam scroll
 thraximore: I miss when bad cards existed
loufghyslaufey: @hackingducks f o r e v e r . . .
 finestotter: Earlier you were complaining about salad getting expensive, make up your mind
  TXC2: "everything's cheeper and it's so good!" boy there's a sentence people don't get to say often 
cameron_in_the_hizous: DROP
 Diabore: good warm up draft
ThePixelSavage: A whoooole new world
 theymerLoviatar: Vintage Cube streams: Old Man Yells at Card
  TXC2: good old 0-2 drop
 glencoco132: Today is the day for a new start
 brieandbacon: "I take my leave of this nonsense"
 accountmadeforants:     ENERGY
Hernalius: Cmon academy
 Earthenone: back for draft 2, now with breadsticks!
AioliWashington: are ya winning son
 Sibwow: lets get readu for the first draft of the day
Ice_Blossom_:       
  TXC2: forgot to pick up Nelson?
 MichaelSnowbird: They are Men
 bondeulv: 
 brieandbacon: Ook ook, Cori
cameron_in_the_hizous: weren't you guys the last ones to eat those bars?
 bondeulv: emmy
Hernalius: Adam and wheeler staring at anyone as though they're the weird one is peak comedy
loufghyslaufey: Archon reanimator?
ThePixelSavage: Kaito or Revoker
cameron_in_the_hizous: if anything adam's the one that left the box in there
Fanklok: Three way lady and the tramp it?
 accountmadeforants: I somehow overlooked the Hullbreacher past all the BIG
lucass0128: Bolt
loufghyslaufey: cool, I sensed it too kind of...
 tehfewl: Banned in Commander, Hullbreacher
 MehallD: why is it INSTEAD.
cameron_in_the_hizous: banned in commander
 MehallD: fucking hate hullbreacher
 raulghoulia: from a commander set. banned in commander
 Earthenone: shuffle your hand into the deck then kick rocks
 Mr_Horrible: Hull Breacher continuing the proud tradition of Commander Product printing fucked-up merfolk
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 Austere_Squire: commander legends card, banned in commander
 thraximore: with breacher??
renaissance_rat: i love adam learning about commander set cards
 thraximore: let's go
 Paranundrox: it's a commander that partners with an enchantment basically
Fanklok: Wheeler if Fortune with Hullbreacher is pretty fucked
 bondeulv: fastbond
 Sibwow: fastbond
 bondeulv: momery jar tho
ThePixelSavage: I am too much of a Timmy to udnerstand those picks 
yukimakingart: my boi oko
violetblight: goddamn
 tehfewl: strip is good with playing magic
 RealGamerCow: what on earth has already been picked?
 gualdhar: but Adam there's a land in the pack
loufghyslaufey: You've never passed Oko again, Adam?
cameron_in_the_hizous: hey its that guy from the cowboy set
 Mr_Horrible: True-Name Nemesis starting the proud tradition of Commander Product printing fucked-up merfolk
  TXC2: good old pre-banned memory jar
wierdo_of_OZ: time for broken simic deck. dec
 SirPlumpy: aye Uro is cool
 Mr_Horrible: so good they named a set after it 
 BlueMechanic: so good they named an entire block after it
Fanklok: Memies  Jar Hullbreacher?
 Paranundrox: often it's a ritual not just a wheel
 Sibwow: can we wheel the crop rot
wierdo_of_OZ: ya gotta
cameron_in_the_hizous: mean
 Paranundrox: maybe wheel Crop Rot
 raulghoulia: I very much enjoy Wheeler's history of magic
Hernalius: Wheel crop rotation
 tehfewl: crucible strip fastbond Lest GO
loufghyslaufey: cruce your worlds, crux them worlds...
J_Rey15: Crucible Strip gachiGASM
ThePixelSavage: a mana wall
 accountmadeforants: Three dot dec
 Mr_Horrible: "And Gut is also here"
Dr_fragenstien: they passé crucible, I bet Titania wheels
 gualdhar: that's a curve baby
wierdo_of_OZ: gooooottta be life from the loam
 brieandbacon: Loam
 bondeulv: loam, hq
 BlueMechanic: it's all coming together
 Earthenone: !card trinisphere
  LRRbot: Trinisphere [3] | Artifact | As long as Trinisphere is untapped, each spell that would cost less than three mana to cast costs three mana to cast.
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 methodical_monk: I love the wonder in Adam's eyes
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 Pywodwagon: a lil 3 mana chode
dm818: fastbond would be sick
Hernalius: Vindicate, it's another 3 mana card
hackingducks: draw 7s, fetches, fast mana.
 Sibwow: do we take fastbond over blue mox?
 raulghoulia: fastbond also banned in commander
 itsr67: fastbond seems ok until it gets enabled by literally anything else
 parrot6633: you do need a little bit of work to break fastbond
 parrot6633: not that much but still
loufghyslaufey: Om-Nom-Two-The-Mons
  TXC2: "when am I gonna have that many lands in hand to even play that fast?....."
Keaton__Mask: omnath and uro! anyone remember that period of standard lol
Fanklok: All Fastbond needs is a Zuran Orb
trainpants: I hate how much the old border shocks look like fetches
loufghyslaufey: The fax that a fetch wheeled
 Mr_Horrible: you always have to remind yourself that Fastbond breaks a fundamental rule of magic,  so even if it doesn't *look* strong, there's a reason you're not normally allowed to do that
 brieandbacon: Get Serge to explain how Wheeler would win with Fastbond.
 itira: -+
 matthaus_c: @trainpants Rob Alexander really dropped the ball
Haroldholmes25: meme jar pack
Chesul: the way I look at fastbond is that it replaces all lands in your deck with slightly worse mox.
 itira: oops sorry cat on the keyboard
 Mr_Horrible: Dink Donkpths 
Haroldholmes25: didn't wheel it
 theymerLoviatar: manifest
 Mr_Horrible: @itira cat's a mathematical genius
 bondeulv: yeah, was oko memory jar pack I think?
wierdo_of_OZ: this deck is gonna go 3-0 easy
ThePixelSavage: @brieandbacon the absolute disprespect for the premier lands pilot of the format
 accountmadeforants: Fastbond used to be restricted in Vintage
 bondeulv: this was the fetches pack
 itira: @Mr_Horrible at least someone in this house is
 itsr67: WOO
 Sibwow: LETS GOOOO
 accountmadeforants: WEEEEE
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: 
 UWDJohn: LFG!
MrBacanudo: 
 muondecay:    
 Mr_Horrible: Full hearts clear eyes can't lose
 niccus: extremely illegal
JinaMahavira: Holy moly
thatjuantoo: 
  TXC2: it's all coming together
drizztnailo: DAMN HE'S GOOD
 salamisuperstar: Paid actors
 30teracyte: oh buddy
 bondeulv: wow
Hernalius: Oh no poor adam
 thraximore: so imagine counterspell
 itsr67: pure eyes
 MrSarkhan: 
MrBacanudo: I think our archetype is open 
superdude097: Mana Drain coming to Arena soon
  TXC2: mana drain coming to Arena 
 thraximore: except it kicks your dog
Haroldholmes25: 
 Mr_Horrible: hee hee hoo hoo
 bondeulv: mana burn adam
ztghostie: Card could be in OTJ limited 
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 Sibwow: gladiator staple mana drain
lucass0128: last pick crop rot is bananas
DaCardCzar: To be fair it was a downside
 RealGamerCow: Mana Burn, that's why
 MichaelSnowbird: hahahahahaha
loufghyslaufey: Adam hasn't seen this?
 e_bloc: you have never seen mana drain
 as_ever_ellesandra: ITS IN THE OTJ BOOSTERS TOO
unbanjitte: getting reprinted in OTJ!
ChargeAh:  good ol drain
ztghostie: Its on the Outlaws of Thunder Junction bonus sheet
loufghyslaufey: Like, "Weh"?
DukeofFliesOxO: mana drain coming to arena with OTJ too 
 MehallD: Hey, back in the day it was a downside! You got mana burned!
cameron_in_the_hizous: Cori setting there watching these apes go off like 👁👁
yukimakingart: I love adam reacting to these old cards 
unbanjitte: ancient tomb?
 Mr_Horrible: you could pick Liv Tyler
loufghyslaufey: Well, gosh. Should manaburn just come back then?
  TXC2: we need mana burn back 
warkr0: when i look at our deck i think "we need another color"
 Sibwow: we can wheel mystical tutor
 Gekyouryuu: no, Leovold, I will not debate Steven Universe with you
 Mr_Horrible: Bug Bomb pog
 accountmadeforants: But at least it's two blue pips, unlike modern magic cards 
 TehAmelie: Best Infestation eh
unbanjitte: lfg
ztghostie: hell yeah
 BusTed: 👀
cameron_in_the_hizous: we win these
  TXC2: the combo!
 finestotter: No, but, you see, Mana Burn!!! - the designers
 Paranundrox: and maybe wheel Wayfinder
yukimakingart: ohhhh we got a lands deck
drizztnailo: MA GET THE CAMERA
 itsr67: this is the golden lands setup
ztghostie: !card Dark Depths
  LRRbot: Dark Depths | Legendary Snow Land | Dark Depths enters the battlefield with ten ice counters on it. / {3}: Remove an ice counter from Dark Depths. / When Dark Depths has no ice counters on it, sacrifice it. If you do, create Marit Lage, a legendary 20/20 black Avatar creature token with flying and indestructible.
loufghyslaufey: Wait, the stage just riggers Depths...
loufghyslaufey: gawd
superdude097: Samwise selected
 Paranundrox: you have Sam reserved
loufghyslaufey: *triggers
 Mr_Horrible: copy the depths, the copy has no counters because it didn't etb
 BlueMechanic: select the stage
 Mattmitchell45: SAM
 Gekyouryuu: quick, click the stage!
KidAmn: not Samwise please
 bondeulv: reserve the depths?
 Paranundrox: Sam is great with Strip
 bondeulv: ah
KidAmn: oh god...
ztghostie: 
 thraximore: 
Hernalius: BALANCE
DukeofFliesOxO: 
 Sibwow: balance for the zuran orb
loufghyslaufey: That's why, it just probably triggers instantaneously
 Paranundrox: Pending is sweet
Dr_fragenstien: we went over this yesterday, stage will wheel
ztghostie: nobody is taking stage if they don't already have dark depths in their pool
 Paranundrox: we desperately need the mana in this deck
loufghyslaufey: When in Boseiju...?
 accountmadeforants: Balance is symmetrical and therefore far too fair for this deck
  TXC2: boseju ?
 bondeulv: scrubadub for the leovold?
Dr_fragenstien: scrubland for leovold?
 itsr67: Sam pretty good
 thraximore: just smile and nod Adam, smile and nod
 itsr67: good with evokes
MilkBreadTB: Portal doesnt make the cut does it?
 matthaus_c: strip samwise is nauseating
ThePixelSavage: again Wheeler ... please explain why ... pleeeeaaase 
 Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c Frodo disagrees
Hernalius: Not weathered wayfarer?
Haroldholmes25: love three drops dot deck
loufghyslaufey: Wren into samwise, though?
Hernalius: Or is that card just bad
 tehfewl: p3 fast bond inc
 matthaus_c: wayfarer is good in constructed
 parrot6633: all we need at this point is like, zuran orb, waste, maybe prime time
 matthaus_c: kinda bad in cube
Hernalius: Fair
 MrPipboy3000: "A second crucible has hit our deck."
 Paranundrox: Gut sacs tokens I think?
MilkBreadTB: we kinda need some fetches
Dr_fragenstien: stage only works with dark depths, nobody will take it
 Mr_Horrible: it is yet another "make them have it or they lose" which there isn't really a shortage of in cube
 matthaus_c: we had Marit Lage and Sylvan Safekeeper yesterday and our opponent just cast Sheoldred's Edict
ztghostie: she's so flavorful
loufghyslaufey: indes-tuc-tibble
 Saintnex: but with crucible you can do it over and over again 
ztghostie: WELL LOOK AT THAT
cameron_in_the_hizous: crazy
Haroldholmes25: haters in shambles
  TXC2: WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!
 SirPlumpy: Engagement
 Mr_Horrible: "you all" okay
 Mattmitchell45: We don't play Vintage Cube
 Mr_Horrible: okay
 as_ever_ellesandra: because the internet doesn't know better
cameron_in_the_hizous: must be a bug
 thraximore: who'da thunk
 glencoco132: Popping off now
 bytecaster: Well I'm silently supportive, do you need me to be louder?
Iam_Dead: But saytr wayfinder 
 Mr_Horrible: we're getting reverse One Guy'd
 matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible look we gotta pay for the sins of the unwashed
SuperN0thin: drafters are paid actors
 MichaelSnowbird: hahahahahahaha
 Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c they LEFT! IMMEDIATELY
 accountmadeforants: Wait that was pack 2
wednesdayb: he aint called wheeler for nothing
 accountmadeforants: What the fuck
MilkBreadTB: we got literally everything
 korvys: But my keyboard is wireless...
loufghyslaufey: The bugs are hardly wrong- ah, Vista.
 finestotter: cant believe Wheeler paid 7 actors for this stream
 Sibwow: fooded woothills
 Mr_Horrible: I'm not cowtowing to terrorists
mick_myage: I'm suddenly glad I wasn't at my keyboard this draft
 Seth_Erickson: Damn if only there was some way I could avoid complaining but alas
Dr_fragenstien: gotta be vista
Gooseblast:  In wheeler we trust
 Paranundrox: is Vista or Foothills better?
 glencoco132: Nelly is here!
Haroldholmes25: wooded foothills is perfect
  TXC2: Hello Nelson
Hernalius: Nah when I say things I kinda assume I'm wrong
cameron_in_the_hizous: Nelson we're strip locking!
 matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible 
 bondeulv: foothills finds more colours
loufghyslaufey: Vistas still get played anywhere else?
 thraximore: nelly! 
 RealGamerCow: Dig?
Hernalius: We're stripping here nelly
 RealGamerCow: I dunno
 parrot6633: spider twink
 MurphEP: Yes, get everyone in here
 tehfewl: spider twink
 couchboyj: Ya'll need to trust the premiere land pilot of the former
 bondeulv: still missing black for leovold aside from treasures
 theymerLoviatar: oh shit it's Nelson, time to put the stream on the big screen
 itsr67: ser, your spider
Iam_Dead: Spider twink
 matthaus_c: welcome in Nelly
 thraximore: spider twink!
 brieandbacon: Spider elf
 UWDJohn: Now we just need the premiere lands player to run it!
 bytecaster: That Krasis from Clue
warkr0: clue was commander
 Mr_Horrible: "What's an Unruly Krasis" a question even the Simic can't answer
ztghostie: i mean, it was definitely designed for commander
warkr0: right?
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 Sibwow: we can wheel exploration should take time walk
 bondeulv: that doesn't wheel?
 Sibwow: warp
 Paranundrox: we have a lot of 3s
warkr0: i really like taking the dork
 itsr67: WOO
 bondeulv: finally
 accountmadeforants: 
loufghyslaufey: woah
ThePixelSavage: scripted.
 MrSarkhan: got there!
 matthaus_c: Shelldock that Sylvan Safekeeper we're wheeling
Hernalius: Oh yeah
  TXC2: LETS GO!
 tehfewl: ez game
 glencoco132: Perfect
 Wolfstrike_NL: drafts done
 MrSarkhan:  
 muondecay: PLAN ALL SET
 grovak: this is one spicy cube sheeesh.
Hernalius: Let him COOK
AutonomousTurtle: how does he do it
 korvys: Have we seen an Orb?
loufghyslaufey: Nelly is lucky
HEREPODS: lands deck complete
 Earthenone: its a land card wheeler, let it wheel
yukimakingart: perfect deck
  TXC2: gotta a Canlander deck right here : p
 MurphEP: Damn he's good
 theymerLoviatar: last draft was a lil pear-shaped
 Mr_Horrible: Streamer Client engaged 
loufghyslaufey: He just came in when they wheeled that fastbond!
loufghyslaufey: Right, chat?
 grovak: realmbreaker lets yu cast leovold
 gualdhar: what about mana drain into emrakul?
cameron_in_the_hizous: its gunna be horrible when this deck 0-3's
 Earthenone: mana drain ramps us to emerkul yeah 
 grovak: this mana is cracked
 accountmadeforants: Lmao
 glencoco132: jeez
yukimakingart: deck is PERFECT
 grovak: this is a dream cube
 Paranundrox: and Zuran Balance right
warkr0: i dont hate reflexes
 Mr_Horrible: the stew is coming together
 parrot6633: we got pretty much everything but wasteland and prime time
Dr_fragenstien: reprieve for the curve
wierdo_of_OZ: gut looks kinda out of place tbh
 tehfewl: didnt' take balance
 Sibwow: rofellos is so good, not for this deck
Valfreyja69: Dies to doom blade
superdude097: Big Tef!
loufghyslaufey: monster
mick_myage: wheeler is losin it
Dr_fragenstien: not the safekeeper?
loufghyslaufey: monstrous pool
 RealGamerCow: Adam's traumatized by that last draft
 Sibwow: rofellos is cheap enough that getting doom bladed is fine
 grovak: good wheel
Raolin_Darkbane: I think Adam is right with this take
HEREPODS: Ben the wheel master
 Mr_Horrible: the crux of that argument is that Inti doesn't need another card to be good
  TXC2: I get where Adam is coming from
 matthaus_c: Inti is a metaphor
Hernalius: Benny wheels
 itsr67: rofellos gets shot so easy
 theymerLoviatar: pesti festi
 Mr_Horrible: Rofellos is the absolute lowest bar for that,  but the bar is still there
 Khasi1596: @matthaus_c you're a metaphor
MrBibz: Adam you're right here dw
 matthaus_c: @Khasi1596 bout time you noticed
 Paranundrox: Magda adds colors though
MrBibz: every stream i've watched of wheeler's where a rofellos goes down it dies, lmao
Dr_fragenstien: mono green ramp is a deck in the cube where you cast massive creatures instead of cheating them out or reanimating them
 MrQBear: @matthaus_c but whats a meta for?
 Paranundrox: Rofellos just adds raw G which is less relevant in this specific list
 Sibwow: magda plus hullbreacher equals portal to phyrexia
Hernalius: No time spiral?
 bondeulv: no time spiral with our hullbreacher?
wierdo_of_OZ: is wrenn and realmbreaker really that good?
 mugulord: ham sammich
 Paranundrox: @wierdo_of_OZ it's mana fixing
cameron_in_the_hizous: also if rofellos eats the removal it opens the way for the next big problem
 MurphEP: This deck looks sweet
 parrot6633: @wierdo_of_OZ it's fixing, fills our graveyard with lands, filters for strip/fastbond/titania/zuran orb
 parrot6633: it's not bad here
 Paranundrox: there's a PW deck one I think
 brieandbacon: Mage of Zhalfir is an awful planeswalker
 EvilBadman: The Siege one lol
wierdo_of_OZ: uuuuuh fuck yeah?
trevorwisn: war of the spark is so fun
unbanjitte: lmao
 MrPipboy3000: The worst Teferi is the one your opponent plays
  TXC2: ^
 Doncromatic: uro has risen
cameron_in_the_hizous: this is turn 2
 ShaneLeeAtk: !storm
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 accountmadeforants: !card Teferi, Timeless Voyager
  LRRbot: Teferi, Timeless Voyager [4UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Teferi [4] | [+1]: Draw a card. / [−3]: Put target creature on top of its owner's library. / [−8]: Each creature target opponent controls phases out. Until the end of your next turn, they can't phase in.
 Paranundrox: maybe they play a R land
Fanklok: Nelson you missed Cori naming Dogged Detective "Doggie Dick"
 bondeulv: crucible is infinite life here?
 grovak: and infinite mana @bondeulv with fastbond
 jacqui_lantern234: WELL WELL WELL!!!!! if it aint a beautiful group of stellar friends whomst i AGGRESSIVELY LOVE BEYOND MEASURE!!!!!!! 
  TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234  welcome
 finestotter: "2000 land plays remaining"
 BlueMechanic: and now we wait
 Paranundrox: if they tap out yeah
 Paranundrox: Black Lotus DT gamer
  TXC2: that's combo baby
 Earthenone: fourth ligma
 korvys: Forth Metalingus?
  TXC2: I'm tired of the lingii of their lives
Hernalius: Doomsday maybe
 Earthenone: whats storm at?
 bondeulv: 2
 bondeulv: oh, right 3
 grovak: EZ Clap
 brieandbacon: E-zed, P-zed
 Paranundrox: and you gain 2 and lose 1 per loop with the orb
 Earthenone: what if fastbond is on top
 MurphEP: 
 jacqui_lantern234: lmao cori
 e_bloc: but you lose one life every time you play a land 
 30teracyte: slooooooowwwwwww
cameron_in_the_hizous: do it
 FurthestChunk: fuck it we ball
 accountmadeforants: @e_bloc Zuran Orb gives you 2 life
trainpants: you did say you wanted to be greedy
 matthaus_c: they might go Lotus Timetwister
 e_bloc: and besides we play 18 lands
 accountmadeforants: (There's also Dark Heart of the Wood if you want to make it look like you're playing bad cards)
 accountmadeforants: !card Dark Heart of the Wood
  LRRbot: Dark Heart of the Wood [BG] | Enchantment | Sacrifice a Forest: You gain 3 life.
  TXC2: tutor for tutor
 grovak: we lost the omnath
 Mr_Horrible: Magic: The Gathering
 grovak: lol
Invitare: Where's Omnath?
 salamisuperstar: How many Lotus they have in that deck?
 jacqui_lantern234: dang, this is a WILD t2 from them
 jacqui_lantern234: i love it
 Mr_Horrible: any deck playing Star can recycle that Star
 Mr_Horrible: so there's no reason to pierce it
ThePixelSavage: what are you looking for to get with a spell pierce beyond turn 2 or 3?
cameron_in_the_hizous: so what we're saying is they're watching the stream
 brieandbacon: Given that we're a Fastbond deck, I think it's somewhat reasonable to Spell Pierce a spell while they can
hackingducks: spell pierce also loses a lot of value against the fastbond deck
 Mr_Horrible: Nelly speaks from experience, Wheeler speaks from contempt 
 Sibwow: demo toots
 FurthestChunk: dts? down to shit?
offbeatwitch: LOL
Gooseblast: 
 m1gr3nA: they also have jace on board so they are incentivized to keep opponent from doing anything
 jacqui_lantern234:  WHEELER
thatjuantoo: 
unbanjitte: wtf built to spill is goated
 RealGamerCow: I have not heard that name in a WHILE
 accountmadeforants: @hackingducks Spell Pierce can still catch a greedy Crucible (or Fastbond itself)
 jacqui_lantern234: 
ThePixelSavage: best one yet
 30teracyte: jesus
Symphoneers: POWERFUL
 thraximore: 
 Mr_Horrible: Tantar gonna fuck someone up
 theymerLoviatar: that's an elephant that has killed a man
 Mattmitchell45: Awwwwwhhhooorg
Dr_fragenstien: that scared my dog
cameron_in_the_hizous: Nelson wins the prize pool
 brieandbacon: Our man wentfor it
 FurthestChunk: oh no he's here to debate steven universe with us
 mugulord: i wasn't watching stream, where's the elephant?
 thraximore: good werewolf impression
  TXC2: elephant being fed into a wood chipper 
 Seth_Erickson: Wow I didn't know there was an elephant in the room
 MrPipboy3000: Nelly's Elephant sounds like a dog that had his tail stuck under a rocking chair
hackingducks: wowza
 MurphEP: 
cameron_in_the_hizous: its just that easy
 jacqui_lantern234: gottem!!!
 MadWolf1290: you take that
  TXC2: EDGE
 theymerLoviatar:   
 muondecay:  
 grovak: RareParrot
 MurphEP: Good things do happen to good people
 Paranundrox: we're in a rough spot yeah
unbanjitte: unban leovold in commander
 korvys: You drafted him
 Paranundrox: Conspiracy
 Mr_Horrible: Conspiracy 2: Regicide Boogaloo
 m1gr3nA: conspiracy was basically commander
 theymerLoviatar: Young Gristy
 bondeulv: james in the building?
 Paranundrox: or if we get Stage
 Paranundrox: we don't have Balance in do we
 Sibwow: we dont have balance at all
 jacqui_lantern234: im starting to think the Lands Curse is on LRR rather than James, himself 
 Paranundrox: I thought it wheeled, was there something else in the pack?
ding0_dorko: I am guilty of being addicted to only plussing jace until ult
Dr_fragenstien: they cast black lotus twice, what can you do?
 tehfewl: imagine 0ing jace for 6 turns instead of winning
 jacqui_lantern234: inpestaion, if you will 
Keaton__Mask: hits lotus 
 tehfewl: ambush viper
  TXC2: I came into magic when Snapcaster was the best card
Fanklok: Tiago wanted Snapcaster to be a land not a creature
 as_ever_ellesandra: we get infinite blue and colourless, amazing with our current hand /s
 MrPipboy3000: Why wouldn't we bin the land and play it off crucible? (Not questioning, trying to learn)
 TehAmelie: maybe a mosh pit?
 as_ever_ellesandra: @MrPipboy3000 they could have brought in cards that punish relying on the crucible
Raolin_Darkbane: why not surveil the fetch into the graveyard and cast it this turn already?
 matthaus_c: @MrPipboy3000 we didn't know if crucible was resolving when we made that decision
 grovak: was it too risky to bin the fetch and cycle it a couple times with fast bond and crucible to get more pests?
 shendaras: Just attach the camera to the swing so it moves with you!
 TehAmelie: or put the swing sideays
 jacqui_lantern234: Big Foot?! more like BIG FOOL for being out of focus 
  TXC2: fun story: the are laws protecting Bigfoot in case they are real
 Mattmitchell45: If my brain can't focus, why should my camera?
 bondeulv: yes adam
4 raiders from chuckaw1977 have joined!
  TXC2: he's Learning!
  TXC2: Hello Raiders
 Mr_Horrible: witness majesty
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Sibwow: i love deck thinning
 jacqui_lantern234: welcome raiders 
 TehAmelie: i think the degeneracy has begun
  TXC2: we'll make Adam a Canlander play yet 
 Mr_Horrible: Titania is super cool
chuckaw1977: tutor....uh oh
 tehfewl: timespiral
 as_ever_ellesandra: please don't deluge us
 Paranundrox: Twister presumable
 Mr_Horrible: Tutor for Tendrils 
 itsr67: from the mono color decks in like 2011 right?
 jacqui_lantern234: @Mr_Horrible YOURE SUPER COOL 
chuckaw1977: also Ben...if you could say Boompile again...I would appreciate it
 Paranundrox: @as_ever_ellesandra Deluge is fine since it kills Leo
 Mr_Horrible: @jacqui_lantern234 goddammit, THIS is how I find out?!?! 
 as_ever_ellesandra: @Paranundrox i know its fine, but I can still hope against it
 Diabore: wow d tutored for a marsh flats
 jacqui_lantern234: @Mr_Horrible jokes on you, its been obvious from day 1
 Mr_Horrible: @jacqui_lantern234  
 matthaus_c: joke's on them, zuran orb on top
 Mr_Horrible: excellent play, one small problem
 Mr_Horrible: I've placed a Zuran Orb, somewhere on the top of my library
 Paranundrox: we can also just swing in and see if they give up Leo
 Paranundrox: yeah they have to block
 Mr_Horrible: it's okay, Adam, Sign In Blood isn't in the cube 
 as_ever_ellesandra: yeah now we fetch to avoid getting hit by tenacious underdog
 e_bloc: in b4 tenacious underdog
 itsr67: ThanksUro
  TXC2: life gain here is BIG
 e_bloc: only 2000 land plays remaining
 itsr67: playing magic is just understanding there's a lands player in all of us
unbanjitte: calling it now adam the next premier lands pilot of the format
 grovak: EZ Clap
 Mr_Horrible: he's  getting the party hats and streamers out
chuckaw1977: good job
 Mr_Horrible: "okAY..." *raises eyebrows
  TXC2: right chat I'm off
 Diabore: great first game of the day
Keaton__Mask: i love wheeler's chroma key bottle
  TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Nelson and Adam and Wheeler
 Mr_Horrible: 'night (or other time) TXC2
plundypops: black lotus feels like hacking mtg
 FurthestChunk: got a bond in my rari, 17 lands no 38
ThePixelSavage: is Nelly trying to say that casting Black Lotus is how your innocence dies?
 bondeulv: you can get a pretty cheap WotC printed black lotus from Japan... Duel Masters ... promo?
Raolin_Darkbane: My favourite vintage cube experience was playing Ragavan T1, attacking T2, flip an inferno titan of opps library cast Black Lotus and play that Inferno Titan
 Mr_Horrible: 3 free mana, never not worth it
 Diabore: 'never gets old' my dude its 30 years old
MilkBreadTB: this deck can make infinite 20/20s with indestructible
MilkBreadTB: thats sick
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 bondeulv: is the Duel Masters Black Lotus allowed in Canlander?
 Mr_Horrible: when the fairest thing you can do with a card is turn 1 Questing Beast...
 Kaaannaaa: considering all the broken 3+4 drops printed recently, black lotus is the best it's ever been
unbanjitte: lmao adamcoming up with the vintage format off the cuff
 Diabore: @bondeulv i guess depends on the proxy rules of where youre playing
Hernalius: Adam figured out why lurrus got banned in vintage
 as_ever_ellesandra: congrats adam on learning why companion had to be entirely changed
Fanklok: Lurrus was banned
 itsr67: you've changed adam
 Mr_Horrible: "Stripping my opponent" you can't show that on Twitch, Wheeler
unbanjitte: adam becoming a vintage degen sickos yes yes
Symphoneers: We gotta get Adam a canlander deck.
 bondeulv: @Diabore they allow collector's edition I believe?
 Saintnex: Oops all black lotus
 Diabore: do you mean sneak instead of breech wheeler?
tri_nitro_: you surely should have opened a black lotus 
Chesul: it's really fun seeing Adam learn how crazy all these cards really are.
Haroldholmes25: @Diabore underworld breach
 Kaaannaaa: they can cast their instants so easily
 Mr_Horrible: I know Wheeler is a very good player who has a ton of experience with cube, but it still always makes me go "wow..." at his called shots in these games
plundypops: if it was me, I would simply draft black lotus
 Diabore: @Haroldholmes25 oh that makes sense, i was thinking of through the
 accountmadeforants: This is like Arena matching you based on your deck. It saw your Fastbond/orb/crucible nonsense and put you in the Black Lotus queue.
MilkBreadTB: this was a very weird turn from villain
 Mr_Horrible: Nema Siltlurker
Fanklok: Don't they know this black lotus card is bad it keeps losing
superdude097: They should have played that Faerie before the Twisterded 
Haroldholmes25: @Diabore yeah me too at first
 Mr_Horrible: hell yeah my psychic powers grow 
 Paranundrox: these opponents sure love Black Lotus Timetwister
josh___something: My bad OG
 Kaaannaaa: thats a desperate EI
MilkBreadTB: should have been a 1/3
 MurphEP: 
 thraximore: yes and it traumatized him
 as_ever_ellesandra: "Did you know it was gonna be a UW 1/3"
 finestotter: Lazotep Behemeth Adam?
violetblight: and then they printed bowmasters
 Sibwow: he really kicked the helmet in that lord of the ring movie
 hd_dabnado: what up fuckers? (supportive)
 grovak: nathan steuers card is a 1/3 at least
 thraximore: sup dabnado
MilkBreadTB: youre welcome wheeler 
 grovak: err X/3
 Paranundrox: we're making like 4 5/3s
 finestotter: !card lazotep behemoth
  LRRbot: Lazotep Behemoth [4B] | Creature — Zombie Hippo [5/4]
 MrPipboy3000: Its also in there with "Viggo Mortenson actually broke his toe when he kicked the helmet"
 Mattmitchell45: "On 9/11, Steve Buscemi returned to his old firefighter job to help search for survivors" https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/films/news/steve-buscemi-9-11-firefighter-twin-towers-b2409173.html
 hd_dabnado: she is the OG Queen adam
 MehallD: I've played a significant number of Titania's in Legacy Nic Fit. Cards great
DaCardCzar: flash wurm
 Paranundrox: that's not even that great tbh
 bondeulv: ouch
 hd_dabnado: huh
 accountmadeforants: Yes but did you know they wanted it to block Steampunk Monkey because Steampunk Monkey is a really good card? The more you know! I love teaching new people the ins and outs of magic
 hd_dabnado: wurm is not the worst
LoneGoat: only three 5/5s? pish posh
 brieandbacon: @MrPipboy3000 "The knife he parried at the end of Fellowship was a real knife"
 Paranundrox: I guess they do trample over our 5/3s
 Sorator13: 
 accountmadeforants: Maybe Anger got taken out of the pool for being too good 
 MrQBear: @accountmadeforants I read Steampunk Monkey and my brain filled in 'Island' at the end and now I want a new Monkey Island game?
 Paranundrox: we can Breach in response to the Mastermind
MilkBreadTB: you know the deck is busted if you dont pick shuffle a single time you ponder lol
 hd_dabnado: how many people can we fit into this room?
 brieandbacon: At least four
 jacqui_lantern234: A B C - Simewise Eat A Food 
 Sibwow: just draw fastbond
therepoman__: It's shrimple really
 accountmadeforants: 
josh___something: WILL IT KRILL
 hd_dabnado: as shrimple as
 Sibwow: have yall seen the shrimple syrup
 AllTheWeasels: 
wierdo_of_OZ: 
 30teracyte: lmaooooooo
 itsr67: no
 Saintnex: lol
therepoman__: loooooooooool
wierdo_of_OZ: 
 bondeulv: loool
 jacqui_lantern234: no, sorry, only crabs
tri_nitro_: LuL
superdude097: 
BatenicYork: KEKW
 MrPipboy3000: Every time we don't draw Fastbond, the audience should be asking "Where's Fastbond?"
josh___something: LMAO
 brieandbacon: Broooooo
wierdo_of_OZ: 
frozenphoenix7: Well
 Sorator13: OOF
 longbowhavoc: Lololololololo
Hernalius: Highlight reel
thatjuantoo: 
 Daggerpeak:    
frozenphoenix7: Highlight it
 bondeulv: sam is a 2/1
 as_ever_ellesandra: why did you do that to yourself lmao
 Seth_Erickson: oh wheeler  
trevorwisn: got a shrimp tattooed on my arm
 MaelstronSolenor: oh come on ......
 e_bloc: 
Fanklok: Shrimply the best
Keaton__Mask: 🦐
distractfulilly: Maths is hard
 dumbo3k: 
 MehallD:   
 sophieghost: 
manfred909: 
 as_ever_ellesandra: 
SerGarretCameron:   
 ShaneLeeAtk:   
pprroogg: maybe missed the -1 from fetch?
 Kazman20a:  
 Athelgar: 
 Veggiekeks:  
 as_ever_ellesandra: you put us to 16
 Paranundrox: maybe you forgot to count the fetch
superdude097: No, had to play 1 to crack fetch
 Sibwow: you might have double counted the 1 toughness
 MaelstronSolenor:  
 dungeonmasteralek:   
Raolin_Darkbane: it probably was the fetch
Hernalius: Feel the rain on your skin
 Mattmitchell45: Going to Charleston soon and ready to get Shrimp Pilled
 MaelstronSolenor: 
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josh___something: Damn, it krilled 
 as_ever_ellesandra: we just had infinite mana and life
Ace__of__Hearts: Happy Easter LRR chat are we winning?
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/DarlingAdventurousMarjoramFeelsBadMan-V2ZHJ-YxTrcf5NG4
 finestotter: You just look at the art and it taps for those colors... But not some of the others
Fanklok: I love the Jujutsu Kaisen character that does the black lotus flash
Iperithon: imagine queueing up and you end up having to fight the LRRhydra as an opponent
 as_ever_ellesandra: maybe they've got forcde spike
 thraximore: I just hate crackers 
 TehAmelie: the LRRhydra and chat myrmidons
 thraximore: For legal reasons that is a joke
tri_nitro_: what about secondsies
 Mr_Horrible: "I weren't droppin' no crumbs, sir, honest!"
 Mr_Horrible: "Moo. Away."
 Sorator13: is... is Mordor "the city" in this analogy?
 as_ever_ellesandra: we'll mana drain a 3 drop and it;ll just work
 A_Dub888: How goes the POWERFUL MAGIX?
 as_ever_ellesandra: dw about it
superdude097: Dangerous with this mouse
 matthaus_c: Spell Pierce
 Sorator13: 
 hd_dabnado: they are gonna play 3feri and we are gonna drain it
 MurphEP: Nice
 e_bloc: ligma
 bytecaster: Is there a spell called "Lariat"?
josh___something: FUCK
 hd_dabnado: eh close enough
 matthaus_c: Condor Spire!
 thraximore: 
 thraximore: !card spiral arrow
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 TehAmelie: JP is an old man who fights with one hand holding his back together
  Pharmacistjudge: it’s not spike?
 thraximore: I'm almost surprised
 itsr67: 
 hd_dabnado: brain freeze?
 bondeulv: karakas is a thing
 Paranundrox: Brain Freeze
 Paranundrox: I guess they're Breaching
distractfulilly: But seriously, imagine people playing Magic in nursing homes
 MrQBear: @bytecaster there was that street fighter secret lair, right? there's a zangief... although it has spinning piledriver, not lariat.
 BlueMechanic: Now I'm imagining a retirement home full of people playing vintage
 hd_dabnado: LOL
 Mr_Horrible: Oker
 Sibwow: so that should be the match right
 bondeulv: never didn't have it
yukimakingart: ggs shake my hand
 e_bloc: busted, makes me feel good
 hd_dabnado: madness aint it
 accountmadeforants: This is what everyone pictures Vintage Cube looks like
 tehfewl: why didn't you draft 4 pieces of power with 2-3 different 2 card combo
wierdo_of_OZ: these hands have been so sad
 hd_dabnado: blazing rootwalla is not particularly good
 matthaus_c: Invigorate? Tortured Existence? at work, dude??
Hernalius: Put paradox engine in the cube cowards
frozenphoenix7: CalebD's been doing really well with the GR Pump spell stuff tbh
ThePixelSavage: one more mull and Wheeler has to come out for a second time
frozenphoenix7: And it's looked good to me
 accountmadeforants: Then they end up drafting Lightning Helix
 Mr_Horrible: Magic: the Gathering
 korvys: Bring Back Suphuric Votext (I don't know if it's in the cube, but it wasn't last time I looked)
blasterprime: how do you keep getting away with this???
Raolin_Darkbane: I went 3-0 with Kiki-jiki+Pestermite today, but the best use of those two cards was pitching to Pyrokinesis and Force of Will respectively
 Sorator13: @Raolin_Darkbane pfff
 Mr_Horrible: they're gonna TT in between our lands 
thatjuantoo: 
Haroldholmes25: I'm just a little guy, it's my birthday
 Mr_Horrible: oh wait, nvm
 Mr_Horrible: we're goated with sauce
 Mr_Horrible: wait they also didn't regrow the TT?
 A_Dub888: 
 Mr_Horrible: *gestures to coiling  oracle*
MilkBreadTB: I feel like enlightened tutoring for black lotus is just bad mana vault
wierdo_of_OZ: rut ro scooby
MilkBreadTB: nvm
 accountmadeforants: Black Lotus, Flash, Worm, Breach, Mana Tithe
MrBibz: I feel like leaving drain up might have been the play, what's the downside there?
 finestotter: Just listen to chat!
 MegaDosX: He's not gonna listen to us
 bytecaster: Never listen to chat!
 accountmadeforants: Sometimes it's about living the dream
frozenphoenix7: Look, it's a twitch stream, so gotta do the content play
Hernalius: If you don't listen to them, then the only one left to listen to is chat
 Mr_Horrible: that *is* the ticket
 MehallD: Wheeler will ALWAYS throw for content
 A_Dub888: is it the ticket?
 anhakha: You don't make mistakes, you make 'Content'...
J_Rey15: We picked Samwise, but the guy thought we picked Samunwise
ThePixelSavage: why do you always think the worst ... I really just want Wheeler to explain these things to me to learn ... this was an honest question Adam ...
 as_ever_ellesandra: we should've known they were gonna high roll us 
 bondeulv: titania
Hernalius: Sibwow what
 hd_dabnado: can get you a surveil land
 matthaus_c: @ThePixelSavage it was someone else. the way you put it was fine
Hernalius: Wait why was twotch chat way behind for me
Hernalius: Ignore me sibwow I'm dumb 
 Sibwow: no worries lol
 MegaDosX: Holy shit that's hateful
 Sorator13: Paul's working on that technology!
 TheAwkes: Turning a land you have into a land you want/need that enters untapped is pretty good on it's own even before getting landfall or other triggers.
 anhakha: Quick, someone donate a sub to orson wells
 TehAmelie: the frennnch wazaaaaah
 Mr_Horrible: "Them's the brakes, kiddo"
 MehallD: @TehAmelie I understood that reference
unbanjitte: doing my first NEO draft this friday, any tips?
 Mr_Horrible: Samus Weezus? The famous lesbian bounty hunter?
 anhakha: Dark depths taps for mana now...
 accountmadeforants: @unbanjitte Draft the Life of Toshiro Umezawa 
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MilkBreadTB: nb4 I was joking
 accountmadeforants: !card Life of Toshiro Umezawa
  LRRbot: Life of Toshiro Umezawa [1B] (back: Memory of Toshiro) | Enchantment — Saga | I, II — Choose one — / • Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / • Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / • You gain 2 life. / III — Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.
unbanjitte: writing this down
dm818: that one red three mana rare saga
 hd_dabnado: all of the archetypes work so well together
 Sorator13: and yeah, the 6 mana white spell that makes 3x2/2s is very good, as Nelly said. emphasize that.
 xerjen: I never understood the hype for the one mana sagas.
 Mr_Horrible: Okiba saga and Umezawa saga are both cracked for commons
unbanjitte: wait wtf umezawa saga is just jitte
unbanjitte: pog
 MegaDosX: !card okiba reckoner raid
  LRRbot: Okiba Reckoner Raid [B] (back: Nezumi Road Captain) | Enchantment — Saga | I, II — Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. / III — Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.
MrBibz: Boseiju Reaches Skyward is fucked
 bondeulv: red blue artifacts zoom
 TimIAm: I had a ton of fun drafting NEO when it was out
 as_ever_ellesandra: Naomi my beloved
Izandai: The archetype synergies are all good.
 30teracyte: oni cult anvil
 MegaDosX: Oni-Cult Anvil
 Mattmitchell45: Anvil
 MegaDosX: Became a Standard deck
 MegaDosX: Colossal Sky Turtle
 tehfewl: 5c good stuff was a fun deck
 Sorator13: yes, flurtle! love that one
 Mattmitchell45: Daniel!
 bytecaster: Also, you know, have fun with it.
 SirPlumpy: when all else fails, 5 color pile! 
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: kid named figure
 MegaDosX: No red mana for you
 Mr_Horrible: the ring temps us
Izandai: Samuel Gamuel
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MilkBreadTB: "yuppy"
 MegaDosX: Welp.
 MegaDosX: That's a good card with a Titania around
Izandai: 
 MegaDosX: Titania's a red spell right? 
 Sibwow: its the red vegetable
cameron_in_the_hizous: any time they drink a white dude
 MegaDosX: Who needs lands
MilkBreadTB: territorial?
drizztnailo: when i first read zuran orb i thought "wow this card sucks, why would i want to sac my lanbds?" i was a wee bit wrong
 Sibwow: fruits are vegetables
unbanjitte: dude yall need to do the enchant worldle today its impossible
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n3ther: what is this, the red vegetable police
silenceaux: (isn't tomato a fruit?)
 TheBattleOfHastings: Bell pepper are fruits
 thraximore: I'm colorblind this is ableism
 Tweygoh: rhubarb?
n3ther: LOL
toady0s: bell peppers are fruits. they have seeds.
toady0s: vegetables don't have seeds.
cameron_in_the_hizous: so you're allowed to be wrong
 Sibwow: strawberries
toady0s: right?
toady0s: idk
 Toxxick: Swiss Chard?
 m1gr3nA: beats
 Tweygoh: beet?
 brieandbacon: We all know that ketchup is a smoothie, right?
toady0s: radish
 Steelwolf171: Radish
 Sibwow: pizza is a vegetable
 Mattmitchell45: Vegetable is a culinary term
 Sibwow: brown
toady0s: plz no ban 
 bondeulv: beats?
 m1gr3nA: sooo does watermellon counts?
 MegaDosX: Oh gross, Omnath
 Sibwow: whiplash
 Daggerpeak: whiplash
 MegaDosX: Whiplash?
drizztnailo: whiplash?
unbanjitte: nacho libre
 KWardJenx: Just got here and SO glad I caught this stream. Made my day
 gualdhar: I thought a watermelon was a nut
unbanjitte: get that corn out of my face
Haroldholmes25: not my tempo
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 bondeulv: if it's thalia, we might
Izandai: Playing Omnath with a land drop up is pretty good against aggro.
Izandai: oh baby
 MegaDosX: That's disgusting
drizztnailo: DAMN HE'S GOOD
 Sorator13: !card Fastbond
  LRRbot: Fastbond [G] | Enchantment | You may play any number of lands on each of your turns. / Whenever you play a land, if it wasn't the first land you played this turn, Fastbond deals 1 damage to you.
Izandai: @MegaDosX 3 mana 2/2 haste trample become monarch is a pretty good card.
trainpants: forth for one, disrespecting dismember
RedArrogantKnight: Forth for 1 is a pretty common play
 accountmadeforants: Forth Eorlingas is just unreal
 MegaDosX: Everything
drizztnailo: damn why is wheeler so good at magic
 Mr_Horrible: why  do they keep shouting about Brother's War? I know the set had some egregious shit but was it really any worse than average modern Magic? 
 MegaDosX: !card omnath, locus of creation
  LRRbot: Omnath, Locus of Creation [RGWU] | Legendary Creature — Elemental [4/4] | When Omnath, Locus of Creation enters the battlefield, draw a card. / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 4 life if this is the first time this ability has resolved this turn. If it's the second time, add {R}{G}{W}{U}. If it's the third time, Omnath deals 4 damage to each opponent and each planeswalker you don't control.
 Sibwow: you played your exiled card
 Sibwow: thats the important part
Izandai: 
 thraximore: sees ponder => "ponder"
Fanklok: If beets are purple why do you use them to make red dye?
 as_ever_ellesandra: oh we're dead dead
MilkBreadTB: is this game 3?
 ArdCollider: o7
n3ther: oh my
 TehAmelie: @Fanklok they extract all the blue to use for other things
 smallghostbigthot: i can tell y'all actually like each other cause you're willing to sit down and draft the 4 of you as one person and not rip each other's heads off 
 smallghostbigthot: EI pretty broken indeed
 gualdhar: Wow it's nearly 5 already
Izandai: hmm
 smallghostbigthot: kablammo good
Izandai: Oh Adam you're gonna love OTJ.
Izandai: Carrots
 MehallD: Carrots
Tommadness: sprouts
 itira: cucumber
 LurkerSpine: asparagus
frozenphoenix7: Broccoli
 Sibwow: sprouts rule
 Greyah: Courgette
drizztnailo: bell peppers go crazy
blasterprime: big fan of carrot juice
Tommadness: sprouts are goated
 korvys: Does potato count?
 smallghostbigthot: broccoli
 Saintnex: boy choy
 Mattmitchell45: Cabbage
 m1gr3nA: except the opponent, opponents do not like cablamo
 smallghostbigthot: do we count collard greens
 Sorator13: cabbage, kale, cauliflower...
 Mr_Horrible: probably spinach
 brieandbacon: Parsnip
 hd_dabnado: broccoli but also love a well cooked sprout
 theymerLoviatar: it's all Brassica oleracea in the end
 itira: broccoli cabage etc are all brassica
 MegaDosX: Suddenly, Marit Lage
MilkBreadTB: a 20/20 every turn be gross
 itira: i love fried cabbage
 Mr_Horrible: really, who is a bigger lady than Marit Lage?
 Mattmitchell45: Wasabi, Arugala, Raddish
 Sorator13: !card Forth Eorl
  LRRbot: Forth Eorlingas! [XRW] | Sorcery | Create X 2/2 red Human Knight creature tokens with trample and haste. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to one or more players this turn, you become the monarch.
 TehAmelie: i like spinach
 saucemaster5000: asparagus steamed in garlic butter and with a slice of lemon is goted
 Mr_Horrible: if they path it's spooky, but if they swords we're pogging
 Tweygoh: i literally had that last night @saucemaster5000
MilkBreadTB: also we can take back the monarchy
Izandai: Or draw omnath.
 itira: @saucemaster5000 bbq with oil, salt and pepper is the best imo
 Mr_Horrible: Zur somewhere laughing his ass off
 smallghostbigthot: that's trees baby
Izandai: That is an EXCELLENT sign.
 Mr_Horrible: banger sign, milord
 itira: i saw the sign
 brieandbacon: Definitely one of the signs
ztghostie: GOAT Sign
 Sibwow: mfs when they cant see a better sign
blasterprime: and it opened up my eyes??
squ3e: Opened up my eyes I saw the sings
 itira: and it opened up my eyes
 hd_dabnado: the one that siad "carbon monoxide warning"
 Mattmitchell45: Burma Shave?
 saucemaster5000: I saw a sign for "Top Hat Cleaners" today
 Mr_Horrible: what about those "Wide Load" signs? Those are pretty funny
 MrPipboy3000: "Long hair hippie folk need not apply"
 saucemaster5000: In my heart its a place where they only clean top hats
 smallghostbigthot: i really like attacking with excavator here
bjergmann101: That sign you get from your partner when they know you love something
Awfrigate: cube? neat
 TehAmelie: how's this sign https://i.imgur.com/9bY2r9F.png
MilkBreadTB: double strip is like a marrit lage
 Mr_Horrible:  um ackshually Sam didn't say that
 MegaDosX: Second Breakfastbond
 itira: Adam is a hater
Izandai: Congratulations, we broke fast(bond)!
 TehAmelie: "Afternoon Delight" could be about playing Fastbond
psychotic_velvet: jeez... That is some heavy ramp.
 bytecaster: I should break the my 4 hour fast and get dinner.
That_Ski_Freak: 4 canadians in a trench coat playing vcube bwoah
Izandai: uh oh
 Sibwow: confluence
 as_ever_ellesandra: !card burst lighting
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 Mr_Horrible:   
 smallghostbigthot: it's what happens when ya flood
Izandai: Everybody into the pool.
 as_ever_ellesandra: !card burst lightning
  LRRbot: Burst Lightning [R] | Instant | Kicker {4} / Burst Lightning deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, it deals 4 damage instead.
 MegaDosX: McDonalds!
 as_ever_ellesandra: okay that would've put us to one
 Sorator13: nelly you're not participating!
 Sorator13: we need the hands in the air!!
Izandai: That's fine.
 MegaDosX: !card oust
  LRRbot: Oust [W] | Sorcery | Put target creature into its owner's library second from the top. Its controller gains 3 life.
 Sibwow: surely this marit lage will do it
 Mr_Horrible: 3rd Marit Lage of the game, what a time to be alive
ThePixelSavage: he sad on easter ...
 as_ever_ellesandra: surely the third marit lage will be enough
 FoxyJewels: hiyo folks! happy egg-finding day~
Izandai: Third Marit Lage's the charm?
n3ther: the most sufferingest
ThePixelSavage: *said
 smallghostbigthot: we go to 2 here
 MegaDosX: Also both things have double strike
 Mr_Horrible: they both have double strike
 MegaDosX: !card death greeters champion
  LRRbot: Death-Greeter's Champion [2R] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/1] | Dash {3}{R} / Backup 1 / Double strike
 MegaDosX: It's from March of the Machine Commander
 accountmadeforants: 
renaissance_rat: ggs
 Sibwow: perfect timing
 hd_dabnado: WINDOWS
n3ther: Wheeler SCREAM
 bytecaster: The tension
 as_ever_ellesandra: so close to being a 50 pp gamer
Awfrigate: Well done!
 hd_dabnado: YEAAAA
blasterprime: lets gooooooooo
 smallghostbigthot:     
 accountmadeforants: 
Izandai: 
renaissance_rat: never didnt have it
That_Ski_Freak: YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
 gualdhar:   
 brieandbacon:  
squ3e: Windoes celebration
 Mr_Horrible:   
 tehfewl:      
 Tweygoh: Nelson, btw you were great in the Live last night
SimWOT:  
 bondeulv: 2-1 yeaaa
MilkBreadTB: nother one?
Awfrigate: Ooops always lotus
 korvys: According to the schedule, this stream still has an hour?
Izandai: Third Marit Lage's the charm!
 ArdCollider: 
 glencoco132:    
Izandai: 
 FoxyJewels: wait, "100 new items"? every point is its own item??
 Mr_Horrible: surviving in a field of cutthroats
 brieandbacon: Uhhhhhhh......One More?
 theymerLoviatar: we demand more angry babies!
 bytecaster: People hard cast anger online all the time.
Fanklok: Noo keep going please
 bondeulv: this was good
Awfrigate: Reward for the win is go get food? Treat yourselves?
HEREPODS: keen for elden ring wheeler
 Sorator13: thanks for a lovely afternoon!
 Diabore: oh ending early?
 brieandbacon: !store
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 Austere_Squire: excellent game, guys; have a good day
 xantos69: 50 Bits!
MilkBreadTB: I must know @LoadingReadyRun is this gonna be an every sunday thing?
 accountmadeforants: @FoxyJewels MODO was released in 2002 
HEREPODS: thank you legends
 bondeulv: well worth the patreon, youtube subscription, twitch sub, and tokyotreat
Iperithon: 4 headed giant!
 Tweygoh:   lrrADAM￼￼ 
 kaboomjr26: Oh boy vod time
HEREPODS: very good stream
 FoxyJewels: @accountmadeforants but STILL
 raulghoulia: 1000
 ckupf: Paul, Graham, I like this stream
 korvys: According to the schedule, this stream still has an hour? Not complaining, just blaming... James, I assume?
 KWardJenx: I can assure you, management WILL be hearing from me about this stream. Because I loved it!
HEREPODS: 
 kaboomjr26: 
 viowof: well, if Tiktok gets banned, that's like 3/4ths of your audience gone
 Austere_Squire: inform the beej that this steam has pleased me
 Tweygoh: vcube mount lrrmore
 Sorator13: @korvys I'm guessing they may be calling it cause they wouldn't get much past one match in another draft
 kaboomjr26: 
 brieandbacon: "Hello"
 bondeulv: OTJ on friday is gonna be wild
 accountmadeforants: My dream is you host this stream from the big studio with an even bigger gallery
 kaboomjr26: Is there no 
 bondeulv: showdown special?
 accountmadeforants: Just hooting and hollering
 Mr_Horrible: Mister Frodo, I've been slain by a Canadian
 Sorator13: what on earth
 accountmadeforants: Multiple camera angles
 kaboomjr26: Oh there we go
 viowof: I hope this is more of a regular thing
 Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, gang
 FoxyJewels: sacre bleu
thejadedthief: Thanks for the shenanigans!
 brieandbacon: G'Byyeeeeee!
 bytecaster: Wait, what are we then?
 Fe1ix66: Adam definitely made it up
 MegaDosX: I have heard it elsewhere
thatjuantoo: 
 Sorator13: @bytecaster Degenerates
 MurphEP: I trust anything streamers tell me
 itira: 
SerGarretCameron: YouTube is our Swamp.
 smallghostbigthot: that's super made up
 brieandbacon: Literally the only time hearing this
 Mr_Horrible: it's not real, he's been gaslighting for like the last year
 bytecaster: Are we sure?
 UWDJohn: Vod Goblins?
 itira: Toads arnt real either
 bytecaster: @UWDJohn Vodblins
 korvys: Voblins?
 Wolfstrike_NL: We already have enough Paul's with cloning and time travel, and enough Beej with Beejdrops, don't need multiple Sam's
zarbit: they're turning the friggin' *us* gay?!
 bondeulv: I switch between watching twitch vods AND youtube vods, what am I, Adam?
 TehAmelie: Youtube Yargles
 62MGcobra: hey streamer stop lurking around chat!
 smallghostbigthot: genshin is fake
 korvys: fuck that guy
 KWardJenx: Adam doesn't make the rules. He just follows them.
 Diabore: it is sunday adam
 bytecaster: In only 3 hours, promised
 Mr_Horrible: Wait, that's what the Samwise Chatter did
 Mr_Horrible: Adam's actually toxic D:
 Mr_Horrible: literally they're gonna see sounds
 bondeulv: ooh, golf
 Mr_Horrible: the world is right again
 jacqui_lantern234: speaking of which, i should get my easel and camera set up 
 62MGcobra: thats cause Uno eats frogs
 Mr_Horrible: and this one's not a satire, right? 
 korvys: so brave
 Seth_Erickson: Preach Brother!
 itira: Adam with the hot takes
 Mr_Horrible: Alan Sleeb
toady0s: lethal company returns
 hatboozeparty: Milking that Alan content
 62MGcobra: wait thats the french
 TehAmelie: the Starship Troopers game is a Starcraft while the Helldivers game is a Starship Troopers, could get confusing
 Mr_Horrible: the Smash Bros Ultimate mtg set
 tehfewl: wheeler and not wheeler are my favorite
 Serpens77: yee    haw
 bondeulv: you already did it?
 pn55: Yee and/or Hah
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 Mr_Horrible: here forever o7
TheAinMAP: 
 62MGcobra: but I have 5 more days til my sub 
 unbanjitte: nooooo
 itira: LOL
 Mr_Horrible: lmao
 itira: chaos
 brieandbacon: But the bits!!
 TheWriterAleph: okay byeeee
 brieandbacon: Byeyeee
 62MGcobra: 
 KWardJenx: Pros! Thank you
TheAinMAP: 
 Mr_Horrible: thanks for the show, gang
 SquareDotCube: now Heather will be after you
 bondeulv: good stream, thx
 Mr_Horrible: good times had by all, even our opponents
 Wolfstrike_NL: !next
SmashTCG: Aww missed it
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Touhou Danmaku Kagura Phantasia Lost) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (53m from now).
 TehAmelie: you know, before they banned Jitte, decks that had it had a win rate of almost exactly 50%
 TehAmelie: (because everyone had it)
 Lysander_salamander: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Touhou Danmaku Kagura Phantasia Lost) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (46m from now).
 TehAmelie: til Izzard used to be a name for the letter Z. let's bring it back
 TehAmelie: more fun than Zed
 TehAmelie: which is just strictly better than trying to tonally differentiate it from "C"
 accountmadeforants: So Lizzards were just called Lzs before?
 TehAmelie: clearly
 accountmadeforants: King Gz & The Lz Wz
 jacqui_lantern234: King Gizard & the Frilled Mystic 
 TehAmelie: ah, i knew there was something to do with that but i couldn't figure it out
 jacqui_lantern234: thats just me being silly
 jacqui_lantern234: !card frilled mystic
  LRRbot: Frilled Mystic [GGUU] | Creature — Elf Lizard Wizard [3/2] | Flash / When Frilled Mystic enters the battlefield, you may counter target spell.
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