Let's NOPE! | Alan Wake 2

 Mazrae: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. Game: Alan Wake 2) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (14s from now).
 Mazrae: Damn must of counted too fast
 TehAmelie: it's wake up time eh
ThorSokar:  
 ButButTheJesus: Waaake up, and, smell the a-sh-esss
 Earthenone:   
 Mazrae: Can't wake up
 TehAmelie: 
  Juliamon: two-refresher here
 hatboozeparty: 
 definenull: Alan Wake me up before you go-go
 gawag_: excuse me, it's 8pm not 5
UltimateSilence: ook ook
 shamblingkrenshar: I am in fact here to watch two gorillas eat banana
KiloRomeo058: what are we up to today? --oh right it's Let's Nope. i might fall asleep ngl 😅
 ButButTheJesus: @gawag_ that's what I'M saying!
KiloRomeo058: late day for me
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 TehAmelie: 2 in the morning here, i don't know how i'm even awake
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Mai_Andra: 7pm here, i'm barely awake.
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Mai_Andra: anyway... ♫ jaunty music ♫
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 Forgebold: I heard there would be bananas
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 NotCainNorAbel: 
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 definenull: 
 Kramburger: Smooth as butter
 TehAmelie: haalo
 Makrosian_Tae: Hellooooo
 247Gremlin: 
 GredGredmansson: 
 Makrosian_Tae: Too-ez-day
 Blakemcm: ook ook
 Kramburger: Speak on that, Adam
frank_the_great: I've never had a bad intro!
 Blakemcm: amen
 NimrodXIV: as the saying goes
 gualdhar: oh no they're both toking on stream aren't they
 Eggmojii: HELL YEAH BROTHER
 hatboozeparty: 
 Makrosian_Tae: Adam 3:16
 saucemaster5000: The Chat GPT advice
 The_Color_Twelve: Very easter indeed 
Mai_Andra: Let they who Dealt It be the first to Smelt It.
 PawssumFable: I'm here from vodland! Hello!
 Lysander_salamander: seems about right
 Blakemcm: the glock of longinus
 definenull: Tru tho
 raulghoulia: jesus with that gat
 wedge_x: he malded for our sins
 NotCainNorAbel: wow
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 Seth_Erickson: He didn't int, He was meant to do that
 Makrosian_Tae: What's int-ed mean?
 shamblingkrenshar: I did that in Helldivers today!
 Blakemcm: there was one set of footprints when jesus ran
 Eggmojii: classic 10- darius
lazermeow: Sup nerds.
 Seth_Erickson: @Makrosian_Tae inting is like losing on purpose
 ButButTheJesus: he said you were worth it
 Seth_Erickson: iirc
 Makrosian_Tae: @seth_erickson like throwing?
 Lysander_salamander: 
 Eggmojii: What did you have to eat
 Seth_Erickson: @Makrosian_Tae yeah basically
Valbatross_: that's clearly empty ben
 Makrosian_Tae: GALAXY PICKLR
  Juliamon: hot pickle hole... wait
 TehAmelie: so hot it can't be seen with the naked eye
 NotCainNorAbel: where in the fridge?
lazermeow: Gross
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hot pickle with creepy doll's face
 definenull: It's preserved
 Lysander_salamander: hot pickle
  Juliamon: It's a pickle. Pickling is a preservative process.
patrick_stonecrusher: Its a pickle, you're fine
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Fanklok: Have a skibidi stream my little sigmas
 saucemaster5000: DO NOT NUKE A PICKLE
Mai_Andra: how close was it to the simic slaw?
twistedsylvan: it's a pickle, it won't go bad
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Valbatross_: the contents are hot, and pickle
 TehAmelie: a spicy pickle and boy that sounds like innuendo
 NotCainNorAbel: just a litl' pickl'
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon But sometimes they take short cuts with mass produced
 Blakemcm: tear that off over a sink
 ButButTheJesus: One (1) pickle
patrick_stonecrusher: Pickle asmr
 ghizmou: grab a spit bucket, just in case
 eric_christian_berg: DANCE!
 raulghoulia: we sit in silence
 Makrosian_Tae: QUICK say something nice about Adam
epsilon_vee: its ben
bruiserhammerfist: Lol
 Scarbble: great vamping
Orxolon: good evening y'all
 ButButTheJesus: hi ben
 saucemaster5000: damn I blinked
 Lysander_salamander: couldn't tell if my stream froze for moment
twistedsylvan: excellent vamping
 hatboozeparty: 
 gualdhar: nice vamp streamer
 definenull: 
 lochnessseammonster: evening gamers 
 Eggmojii: good vamp
 ChrisTheLemming: Doesn't come with a little straw to spear it with?
  Juliamon: also, if it's a 'hot' pickle shouldn't there be more ingredients than just pickle?
 Xaunaught: say something funny to make him laugh
 Makrosian_Tae: I think Adam's awesome at fighting games
 PhilanthropyLich: Ben is unreal great at vamping
 Mazrae: Damn you win Ben
bruiserhammerfist: Look at the commitment
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Good slow blinks
 shamblingkrenshar: Ben blinked first! I won. Source: Trust me bro
patrick_stonecrusher: Crooonckh croonchhh ckcrongch
 247Gremlin: Vamping like Alucard over here
barbmitzvah: Oh he blinked. Loser move
 PawssumFable: This is the best vamp
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Orxolon: this is the thumbnail for this video
 ArdCollider: was that the one blink for "get me out of here before he comes back," or?
frank_the_great: F?
 TehAmelie: maybe it was pickled in pepper juice or somethin
 Makrosian_Tae: 
 PawssumFable: HAHAHA
bruiserhammerfist: Lol
 LostThePirate: someone is gonna come into the moonbase and be seriously disappointed someone took their pickle 
 Blakemcm: were approaching peak streaming, but i think he legally has to be in a hot tub
 Mazrae: What is that sound in the background
 ghizmou:    
 gualdhar: this better be on the highlight reel
 Phailhammer:  
 ckupf: BEN!
 saucemaster5000: LMAOOO
 definenull: Good joke strimmer
 betweenmyself: vamping successful!
ayir: LOL BEN thats hilarious
 ButButTheJesus: OMG ROFL
JinaMahavira:    
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 Makrosian_Tae: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You have now experienced the globoscopic, all-powerful wonderkrill.
 shamblingkrenshar: Well, clipping that
 Forgebold: gave him the ol' stinky pickle
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 Blip2004: Pickles can in fact go bad
  Juliamon: that room's about to smell interesting
 TehAmelie: Peter Piper picked a pack of pepper pickle
 Makrosian_Tae: !findquote pickle
  LRRbot: Quote #8207: "Welcome to Tinker Tailor Solder Fry. Today we're pickling prunes!" —Serge, imitating Ian [2022-09-02]
 Blakemcm: gotta slurp da jooze
 tehfewl: slurp juice
 ButButTheJesus: ew ew ew
 Lysander_salamander: hworf
 Makrosian_Tae: The demon is trying to escape
 lochnessseammonster:  
 Andymonium: ahh yes, rancid seconds
 Nigouki: are you gonna need the glue as a chaser?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam is like a cat that tasted something bad
 ButButTheJesus: ew, I said
 SnackPak_: he likes it 
 saucemaster5000: OR you could all eat food you like
 Makrosian_Tae: Gross
 Lysander_salamander: dang
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Makrosian_Tae: woah
 Blakemcm: ghost pickle
 Lysander_salamander: it's a beast
 definenull: Tos
 wedge_x: lady and the tramp the pickle you won't
 Mazrae: Ew
 PawssumFable: Transluscent pickle
 GhostValv: girthy
 ghizmou: that.... uninviting
 TehAmelie: that's a pickle you could make into a sandwich
 Omthebox: Deviljo
patrick_stonecrusher: ASMR ASMR
  Juliamon: It is only mildly getting keyed out
 Eggmojii: i dont trust clamato lovers
 emberBecky: ooo it's translucent for us
 raulghoulia: is it ribbed?
 betweenmyself: TOS 
 Mazrae: And it's slightly green screened
 Makrosian_Tae: Depends on what part of the world you're from 
DarthRagnar815: Is the spoopy part of the stream at the start now?
 Kramburger: Is it Baptised?
barbmitzvah: May thy pickle drip and spatter
Valbatross_: it's a little stubby but it has impressive girth
 gamercat88: all in onw
 NotCainNorAbel: the slight green screening is not heping
 TehAmelie: a ghost pickle
 SnackPak_: give us that asmr
 Lysander_salamander: blorp
Orxolon: juice all over
 Kramburger: noooo
 SquareDotCube: c'mon stop jerkin our gherkins here
7gorobei: big pick pics
 gualdhar: just an explosion in the mouth, eh?
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 shamblingkrenshar: This isn't a banana but I guess close enough
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/FrozenMoldyTermiteFrankerZ-cJB1lp9EptJs-fk1
Orxolon: no ASMR plz
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 saucemaster5000: I like pickles. this is making me not want pickles
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Makrosian_Tae: 
 Kramburger: please no eating noicses
 PawssumFable: I like the tiny pickles.
 Makrosian_Tae: Baaaahahahahaha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Same
 LostThePirate: I don't think I've just, y'know, eaten a pickle since I was a little kid.
 Makrosian_Tae: !pickle
 gamercat88: now a gerkin
 lochnessseammonster: a two hander pickle
 Scarbble: ambitious bite
bruiserhammerfist: Nope too easy, don't make the joke
Valbatross_: the green screening on the pickle interior makes it look like it's made of jello
 wedge_x: the chroma is doing this *no favors*
 Mazrae: !findquote pickle
  LRRbot: Quote #8207: "Welcome to Tinker Tailor Solder Fry. Today we're pickling prunes!" —Serge, imitating Ian [2022-09-02]
 Fanklok: Biggst pickle you've had Y/N?
 ButButTheJesus looks away
 Lysander_salamander: it's the flavor that would make my whole body recoil, trying to escape from my tongue
 Blakemcm: oh that pickle? that pickle expired at moon base 2
 betweenmyself: does it got that mush? 
 Makrosian_Tae: This is punishment for not playing Alan Wake faster 
  Juliamon: artificial pickle
 TehAmelie: the greenscreen makes it look really off fyi
 saucemaster5000: (Note to folks -- do not buy indiidual pickles)
 247Gremlin: You can't even hold up that pickle of yours
 Eggmojii: i love pickles and i would never eat one of these
 hatboozeparty: FOR CONTENT
Mai_Andra: plant-based pickle substitute
BrindleBoar: hot pickie!
 Nigouki: did Ian create an artificial pickle?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Phrasing
twistedsylvan: can you do that on Twitch?
bruiserhammerfist: Sissy
 definenull: At least they can expense it
human_pirate: You should try the chamoy pickle kit on cam!
frank_the_great: Call him a coward
patrick_stonecrusher: Evryones doin it, JAMES
Orxolon: come on James
 saucemaster5000: I hate this
 emberBecky: I wonder whose pickle this was >.>
 NotCainNorAbel: james needs to commit to LRR
Orxolon: yeaaaahhhh
UltimateSilence: ben laughing with a pickle in his mouth is my soul animal
 Mazrae: James, James, James
bruiserhammerfist: Ay
ayir: 
 SnackPak_: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @emberBecky Ambient moonbase pickle
 Makrosian_Tae: Gottem
frank_the_great:  James is a G 
 SquareDotCube: Feed the rest to Beej.
 TehAmelie: is it a spicy pickle? or just weird?
 ButButTheJesus: sorry James
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 Lysander_salamander: great start
 definenull: Ewww
 Makrosian_Tae: I've missed you guys
 PawssumFable: Sounds like it was too old
 lochnessseammonster: great start  
ayir: Adams tongue is green 
 ButButTheJesus: hhyack
 PawssumFable: Old pickle so bad
  Juliamon: You know w hat would take care of that? Easter candy
 raulghoulia: usually pickle juice is a chaser
 ghyllnox: Adam's tongue 
 saucemaster5000: HOnest answer? eat something creamy and sweet to get rid of the backtaste
  Juliamon: They do and they're awful
 Makrosian_Tae: 10/10 SEVERAL notes
 Camthelion: cotton candy grapes are great
Mai_Andra: candy corn pickle
 lochnessseammonster: i thought you meant it was hot like you warmed it up 
 PawssumFable: They  do have cotton candy grapes, they're amazing
 Mazrae: That's a thing Ben they are green graps
 hieroglyphica: I am literally eating them PRESENTLY
 Lysander_salamander: drink some water or something please
 lochnessseammonster: spicy pickle is great
 Tweygoh: I think they’re too sweet
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 ButButTheJesus: imho they don't taste like cotton candy
bruiserhammerfist: The grapes taste like cotton candy
 SnackPak_: the pickle is fighting back
Valbatross_: cotton candy grapes are better than you'd think
 hieroglyphica: They taste LIKE cotton candy
Valbatross_: they're just really sweet grapes
 Scarbble: they're just sweet grapes
 TheMerricat: So you guys are making a joke but Koolaid dill pickles are a thing in Southern US.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sorry, the reaction of Adam is just like a cat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So sweet
 Lysander_salamander: I don't like those grapes
 Kramburger: Are you familiar with the Grapple? It's an apple soaked in grape juice and is NOT good
ThorSokar: the grapes TASTE like cotton candy, I've had them, they are unsetteling how much they are spot-on
 PawssumFable: They taste like cotton candy, they're not infused, just how they taste
 NimrodXIV: ewww
 TehAmelie: now i want cotton candy that tastes like grapes
 emberBecky: all the acid
 Makrosian_Tae: That's my streamer
 saucemaster5000: Drink something sweet and creamy to rinse out
ayir: thats my breakfast every day
 Scarbble: parapple the rapple?
 raulghoulia: parrable the rapple
 SnackPak_: I love that game
 Kramburger: Prapple the Raffle
 Mazrae: Go eat some plain crackers to get that taste out of your mouth
 SquareDotCube: tangelos though
 tehfewl: kick punch its all in the mind
 TehAmelie: punchle, kickle, it's all in the mind
BrindleBoar: teriyackle
 saucemaster5000: ben wtf
 SnackPak_: bbq pickle
JusticeJuice: Creamy ranch pickle?
 hieroglyphica: This is like back when I used to do pickle shots. Such regretssss
 NorthstarTex: I'd do it, once
Valbatross_: the meat in the middle of a pickle is called "the slug"
 TehAmelie: blue cheese pickle
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I like bread and butter pickles
 PawssumFable: Ranch pickle is just a pickle with chives
annie_r_kist: Cool Whip Pickle
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The right kinds
 SquareDotCube: Salt and vinegar pickle. 
Orxolon: anything!¿?like bagel hamburger with cheddar and jam?
 gawag_: What about shrimp
 Scarbble: everything pickle
 hatboozeparty: Hello
patrick_stonecrusher: This date shall live in infamy as the pickle incident
frank_the_great: I will not eat the bugs, I will not get into the pod
 ButButTheJesus: hi hello
 Makrosian_Tae: Chewsday
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why not? Cricket powder is super useful
 Kramburger: I've had cricket as part of a fine dining exerience
 LostThePirate: XD
 SnackPak_: 8/10
 Blakemcm: grip it and rip it
Orxolon: hahahaha
josh___something: sick
 Dog_of_Myth: Perfect
 Scarbble: 10/10
 definenull: Very good
 Makrosian_Tae: 
 ButButTheJesus: adults!
 NorthstarTex: 9.5/10
 Blip2004:  
 raulghoulia: What Was In That Pickle?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !adult
  LRRbot: I need a different adult!
 Mazrae: !sir
  LRRbot: IAN!
 Lysander_salamander: !patreon
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Orxolon: some water ppl
 hatboozeparty: The pickle juice is a menace
  Juliamon: Drink some milk
 PawssumFable: I had this cricket protein bar once, it just taste like protein bars
 Lysander_salamander: !store
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 Omthebox: So ben
 Forgebold: double vamping? how decadent
  Juliamon: eat a dilly bar
 saucemaster5000: milk. sugar. get rid of that stank.
Orxolon: hahahahah
 ButButTheJesus: so Ben
 Eggmojii: what do you want
 definenull: Vamp? v--v?
 NorthstarTex: !findquote pickle
  LRRbot: Quote #8207: "Welcome to Tinker Tailor Solder Fry. Today we're pickling prunes!" —Serge, imitating Ian [2022-09-02]
 Scarbble: fuck i blinked
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Makrosian_Tae: I'm glad you all could make it
infinity_225: sooooo….
 raulghoulia: the callback!
 PawssumFable: hahaha hahahahaha
Orxolon: what is vamping?
 Mogg01: Staring contest, eh?
 circusofkirkus: so true bestie
 hatboozeparty: Quick, he is not looking at chat. Say nice things about them.
frank_the_great: F?
josh___something: u cute
 Makrosian_Tae: I've called you here for a reason
 PawssumFable: So funny
Astramentha: 👀
 Kramburger: Ben: Chupacabra, smash or pass?
 SquareDotCube: just swish some malt vinegar
 Omthebox: I am entertained
 ButButTheJesus: what's your favorite candy
 hieroglyphica: Oh wow, why is this working?
 Mogg01: I win!
 inconsideratehat: Oh haha Ben you card you
 Dog_of_Myth: Gottem
 dumbo3k: Oooh, that sounded like a serge voice?
 The_Color_Twelve: 
 WiJohn: He blinked first!
BrindleBoar: 
 Mazrae: Is that Serge in the distance
 PawssumFable:   
 NotCainNorAbel: I was really worried I was watching my clip
 Azralorne: I don't know how I feel about you stating into my soul like this
 ogier300: Good talk.
 PawssumFable: I like it.
 Andymonium: wait I went for a drink are we still vamping
 Seth_Erickson: 👀
 wedge_x: ~I've got a brand new pair of roller skates....
bruiserhammerfist: I leave for a second and we are back to this? Lol
 Dog_of_Myth: And now your daily moment of zen
 betweenmyself: As insightful and urbane as always. 
 ButButTheJesus: he's got the Shinnin'!
ThorSokar: good bit, I thought my stream froze right up until you blinked
 inconsideratehat: We all learned a lot today
DaSunao: 
 MrSarkhan: 
Orxolon: did you say Serge?
 SnackPak_: fuckin Serge
 NotCainNorAbel: Serge is here?
 raulghoulia: welcome back Serge!
 Nigouki: https://clips.twitch.tv/KathishBoredCourgetteBibleThump-C0JUAGtBtcB4vcAI
josh___something: This is unfair, ben has piercing eyes
 definenull: Welcome special guest serge and wheeler!
bruiserhammerfist: No
 gualdhar: WOAH WHO'S THIS
 GhostValv: oh hi
squ3e: 
 TehAmelie: hello!
silenceaux: Blasted
 ArdCollider: hi Serge! hi Wheeler!
 Dog_of_Myth: Welcome back Serge
 ButButTheJesus: HAI SERGE
 hieroglyphica: No Serge we never stop we love you!
 Scarbble: hi serge!
 Blakemcm: pickle party
squ3e: SERGE IS ALIVE??
 lochnessseammonster: 
 PawssumFable: Hi\
 xantos69: Oh I love the new cast member
twistedsylvan: Oh hey Serge!
 hieroglyphica: You interrupted a STARING CONTEST
 NorthstarTex: oh hey, the new hosts of lets nope
 wastetalent: Serge is back!
 Kramburger: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 18:01.
 PhilanthropyLich: We are spoiled for guests tonight
 definenull: Whaaaa
Mx_Asher_: That shirt is great, Serge!
 ButButTheJesus: wha
gibbousm: SERGE! You have returned!
 SmithKurosaki: Hi Serge!
 Kramburger: Like putt putt
 gawag_: i didnt know serge was back! hi serge
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bruiserhammerfist: Don't leave serge
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 CastleOtranto: Hi Serge!
 LostThePirate: Welcome back, Serge!
bruiserhammerfist: Stay for the scary
 dumbo3k: Raft O'clock
 Eggmojii: this is so candid, i love it
 Eggmojii: this is what i really want to see
Orxolon: more volume!
squ3e: Are we mining o clocking?
 circusofkirkus: they've moved on to Roblox
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frank_the_great: How about Adam's Gamehause?
7gorobei: Deep o'clock Galactic
 ButButTheJesus: Diggy Diggy Hole'clock
 lochnessseammonster: adam is right! not playing minecraft on mine o clock is just wrong 
bruiserhammerfist: 😭
 Kramburger: Is he wrong though?
silenceaux: excellent face
 ButButTheJesus:  face
Valbatross_: Adam looking like a scheming vizier
 inconsideratehat: 10/10 Adam
trebuchetboy: What'd he say
 Saintnex: ya aint wrong Adam
 code1300: this game still 
Orxolon: Pokemon Snap next time on Let's nope ¿?
 raulghoulia: who's the next guest?
 lochnessseammonster: we beat the oilers when they came to ottawa and now my friend owes me brunch  
 ghizmou: respect starts at home
 NorthstarTex: !clip
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Orxolon: you know,games for adults
 wastetalent: can't wait for the flame war in the highlights
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 Omthebox: So true
 Eggmojii: gottem
 SnackPak_: that's fair
 Roger_Job329: Gottem
 lochnessseammonster: 
 bobokiddo: i mean we also help fund mine oclock
 saucemaster5000: PREACH
 marshacado: Damn we're punchy today huh
 Fanklok: Yes it's our fault you know how to read
 mrjujubeans: plus the hours of pre game haha
 NorthstarTex: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
squ3e: Can't believe yall beat this game last stream and decided to do it again to fuck with that guy
 Omthebox: Walked in and asked to be shot
frank_the_great: Game?
 gualdhar: wow Twitch chat sucks today
Orxolon: we are finishing it today?
 Eggmojii: what do you mean this game still? do you want fuckin daymare????
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I enjoy it!
 lochnessseammonster: pregame is best part
 NotCainNorAbel: pre-game is the best game
ThorSokar:   YIKES
 Mogg01: yeah, i turn you down once you start playing the game
 hatboozeparty: Wait pls, go back
Orxolon: XD
Izandai: Professional streamers everybody.
 Mogg01: I'm just here for the podcast
 Eggmojii: we finally get a good fucking name
 Mazrae: So we've had James, Serge, and Wheeler, anyone else in the office to pull into the streaming office
 Omthebox: L e g
Orxolon: we're up all night to get scatchy!we're up all night to get scatchy!
 raulghoulia: Adam missed vamping
 Kramburger: Adam and Ben don't even do a slur
 Eggmojii: ill take alan wake 2 every single stream over fucking daymare
Orxolon: LEt's nope and friends
 ButButTheJesus: I am here for the Serge and vamping
 TehAmelie: and we had to know about the spicy pickle
 Eggmojii: i did mean Daymare 2
 Kramburger: God Daymare 2 was MISERABLE
frank_the_great: You'll get there, and then you'll be there
 Eggmojii: i apologise to Daymare 1
Orxolon: game that scared you the most?
 NorthstarTex: daymare 1 > daymare 2
 Seth_Erickson: Visage is a banger
 Fanklok: Lethal Company did 100%
 Seth_Erickson: I think about it a lot
 Eggmojii: Yeah, Ben did a multi stage scare in Visage, that was the best
 Eggmojii: mutli-stage scream*
 Makrosian_Tae: Poppy Playtime has chapter 3 out
 Thefluffiestguineapig: PT got you good too
 Mazrae: Been parked to long it got impounded (never played this game)
squ3e: Oof that hurt I wont lie
frank_the_great: Spooky's House of Jumpscare got a lot of jumps
 ShinyMucklord: Lethal Company-like?
 definenull: That's already a horror gamr
 SquareDotCube: as long as we get Nightmare Kart in June
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: isn't leathal company a Phatasmagoria-like?
 Saintnex: Oh Content Warning? that was free yesterday for Aprils Fool
 Blakemcm: that sounds pretty ripe
silenceaux: shitpost generator
 Mazrae: Content warning?
 SquareDotCube: (formerly Bloodborne Kart)
 ButButTheJesus: like Grave Encounters but with memes?
 tehfewl: "What up demons, its me ya boi"
 Lysander_salamander: I think it's free to keep if you get it today
 Seth_Erickson: Legally Distinct*
 raulghoulia: Ben's in a gang
 betweenmyself: if that game doesn’t have a mechanic whereby players get “cancelled” then it’s an L already 
 ButButTheJesus: wait what's the name of it again
silenceaux: heard you like content creation so we put content creation in your content creation?
 saucemaster5000: VAMPIRE SAVIORS IS SPOOKY THEMED
 Lysander_salamander: "content warning"
Orxolon: where's your tuf?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @raulghoulia The Runners! (Boy that's a long time ago LRR joke)
Orxolon: *turf
 saucemaster5000: damn why caps
 MichaelSnowbird: bobby sox and switch blades
 the_walking: yup, the runners are back
frank_the_great: Adam thinks he's in the gang
 NorthstarTex: Remember "The Runners" ?
squ3e: No jacket? Hard way to find out you got canned dude
Orxolon: awww come on,i just wanted to visit
 gualdhar: said like the real weirdos aren't already here
 NotCainNorAbel: can you show the LRR tattoo?
NarishmaReborn: nah we
 Eggmojii: so glad im not a weirdo
phuznutz: on a scale from one to zooty, how medicated are you boys tonight? (:
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: "Where's your turf" "We're living in your head. Rent free."
 itsr67: howdy
NarishmaReborn: we
 PawssumFable: Isn't Let's Nope the weirdo stream?
ThorSokar:  I feel attacked 
 Eggmojii: more of a lil freak type
 raulghoulia: would love to see a pompadour
Orxolon: and the whole group
 Kramburger: Ben saying he's in a gang sounds like your little brother saying his gang's gonna beat you up
frank_the_great: LRR tramp stamp
Talin06: isn't that how LRR recruits?
NarishmaReborn: we're just tnhe amateur weirdos
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: Cody rhodes style
 saucemaster5000: Ngl, I'd never get a work related tattoo
 code1300: they even sing and dance like those from the band Rascal Flatts
 MichaelSnowbird: hahahahahaha
 NotCainNorAbel:     behind the ear
 lochnessseammonster: i knew a guy with a candle tattoo on his neck but it looked like an apple core 
 Eggmojii: fuck it, lets nope tattoo coming up
Orxolon: Adam's mic is so low,or maybe i'm getting deaf
 betweenmyself: 2500 and Adam gets a matching tattoo
 xantos69: I'll counter Adam.  I'll kick in $50 for you to NOT take his deal.
 saucemaster5000: Actually yeah, for 20k You could put a nike slash on my shoulder
 Kramburger: Going to the VGAs
 ShinyMucklord: How you make a candle look like an apple core? XD
  Juliamon: I should just get the    between my shoulders so that it's still there even when I take my LRR shirt off
 NotCainNorAbel: go to the streamer awards or get a LRR neck tattoo
Astramentha: OMG - temporary tattoos tho, get Beej on it
 Jennie_Fuchsia: is it the LRR logo or a qr code for store dot loadingreadyrun dot com
 Kramburger: If they don't pay up, you're obliged to get the Tattoo Ben
squ3e: Do you need to change the scene thing like you did with wake in the tunnel?
 Eggmojii: LRR NECK TATTOO
 Eggmojii: LRR body suit
 Eggmojii: anything but the streamer awards
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Neck tattoo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No contest
 NotCainNorAbel: ouch, down
phuznutz: $2550 Canadian dollars is like fifty real, American dollars. That's nothin d:
 gualdhar: the tattoo is Beej pooping the logo out
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: has ben ever seen Cody;s neck tattoo?
 saucemaster5000: Sorry, no. I'd host. I'd say nothing and stare at the camera
 SquareDotCube: "I'm with stupid"
Orxolon: pointing at the groin
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: cause that's what I'm thinking
 lochnessseammonster: it'd look good like at the back of your neck/top of spine
 ghyllnox: What about a LRR tramp stamp, if it's going to be pointing down
frank_the_great: No loyalty, smh my head
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 xantos69: Greedy boy!  I just offered you $50.
 Xaunaught: Get LETS NOPE as knuck tatts
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hootsforcephotography: Gotta go full Cody Rhodes with it
ThorSokar: na, you get 2 logos and both arrows point to your mouth
 saucemaster5000: from the streamer awards? Really?
silenceaux: You know the gesture where a person draws the thumb across the neck as a threat? That direction.
 itira: Good evening gamers
thesurfaceofthemoon: Alan wakey wakey.
 hieroglyphica: Man knucks hurt so bad tho
 BusTed: LETS
 itira: Poop
 gualdhar: oh, what if it's a butt tattoo and one of the circles is your butthole? no one but you and Nicole would know
ayir: YEPP
 dumbo3k: LETS and NOPE
 Bobtheninjagoldfish: yarp
Orxolon: would you tattoo the Let's nope phantom?
 hieroglyphica: I don't want to get mine touched up
annie_r_kist: I still kinda wanna get "TAKE UR MEDS" as knuckle tats
 Ukon_Cairns: @xantos69 Thanks for the gift sub!
 inconsideratehat: I'd buy any Let's Nope merch TBH
 couchboyj: Tattoo is of Bartleby peeing on the logo of a rival comedy streaming group 
 itira: Adam you need to explain every joke to us
Orxolon: are we lost?
phuznutz: @annie_r_kist takes pretty dope
 Eggmojii: There has to be a good LRR tattoo idea
 saucemaster5000: I'd get L E T S
 saucemaster5000: but no nops
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Knuckle tats are one of the few things that will still get you denied a job body art wise
 shendaras: How's the Let's Nope going to look with the Yaoi and Yuri tats?
  Juliamon: couchboyj I'd say RT but... rip
 lochnessseammonster: if i was brave enough i'd get jund life 
 KV1NN4: just get Nope on both hands XD
 NotCainNorAbel: go with me on this: so LETS on the left so when you look at it it is correct to you
 KV1NN4: Nope Nope
 BusTed: good boy
 EvilBadman: So to catch you up, you have bolt cutters so you can go exploring each area OR back to town and move the primary story along.
 ShinyMucklord: Why not? Gardening with Greg has a shirt...
 Kramburger: If W+P doesn't get merch, Let's Nope won't be getting merch
 dumbo3k: I think the basement was kind  of flooded?
 itira: its the area that was previously flooded
 PawssumFable: Gardening with Greg shirt is sold out except for real small sizes
 PhilanthropyLich: Previously flooded area was outside on the coast
 Mazrae: Where Tor got taken??
silenceaux: Let's Nope already has a podcast what else do we need
thesurfaceofthemoon: Ok but what if the merch got streams? Have yall considered doing a shopping channel stream?
Orxolon: as time passes it gets flooded ?
 PawssumFable: I was trying to buy that the other day
 Lysander_salamander: I didn't know you could pet the deer
 PhilanthropyLich: Yeah, you need to walk
 Jennie_Fuchsia: I had to make my own Can’t Draw Horses Club shirt
 Kramburger: Start hiking, Bud
 Earthenone: i think a  pin exists
 EvilBadman: Yep through the forest. Map on the back button.
 SnackPak_: time to pound sand
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 MaxTurkeyFlaps: sha-SHA!  Nearly four years!
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 Kramburger: Time to Bush Bash
  Juliamon: Multiple Spoopifer pins exist
Orxolon: "gotta" try
 Dog_of_Myth: Do as Beej says
 ShinyMucklord: @pawssumfable Gardening with Greg *had* a shirt?
 piercefc9: spoopifer tattoo???
 PawssumFable: It's still there, it's just... all of the ones left are smalls
 saucemaster5000: Do you two get money from spoopifer? No? Well then...
 inconsideratehat: AWH I need a spoopifer pin! That's legit!
 Kramburger: Spoopifer was in the Rumble
 yalc321: [pokes head in] Did someone say merch?
 SquareDotCube: one day Serge will get his dakimakuras
 PawssumFable: I might get one of the XS shirts and just put the logo in a poster frame
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @inconsideratehat There have been a couple!
ayir: when I was like 9
 saucemaster5000: Ever think of christina Ricci?
 BusTed: haha
 Earthenone: about 5 minutes ago?
 BusTed: Was waiting for that.
josh___something: Casper darling?
 Dog_of_Myth: #notasponsor
 Kramburger: Was Casper part of the roiman empire?
 Blip2004: I get reminded of the Casper movie a lot
 Eggmojii: Just finished the Casper game on PS1 actually, was very painful
Orxolon: when was last time Ricci was named?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: When I make jokes about pets being friendly
 Kramburger: G A M E P L A Y
 Tweygoh: have you thought of Casper more recently than seeing an iwl
 inconsideratehat: @Thefluffiestguineapig Dang, I didn'y think to check non-db pins on my last order.
 lochnessseammonster: casper was my bi awakening 
 Kramburger: If you saw two Caspers...
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 shurtal: Spoops? At this rate? WHAT A STEAL
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 Eggmojii: Jaakko 
josh___something: yes
Orxolon: alma means soul
 dumbo3k: Yes
  Juliamon: yup
 Eggmojii: yeah
 Andymonium: and now: the REAL content
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @inconsideratehat Some of them are available at Pinny Arcade but don't know if it's outside DB times
 EvilBadman: All twins are the same guy
 tehfewl: same
 ButButTheJesus: I just realized last week when chat mentioned it
 raulghoulia: you just can't ask someone if they're twins
 Mr_Horrible: "sowna"
 itira: my eyes
 tehfewl: also same
 Eggmojii: kikkeli!
 Dog_of_Myth: Mood
 SnackPak_: unture
  Juliamon: https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/collections/pins There's several Spoopifers here
ayir: 
 Eggmojii: thats how you pronounce sauna!
 Eggmojii: nothing wrong with it
BrindleBoar: that's good television
 Mr_Horrible: I mean, I *am* in my underwear right now, I'm just in other clothes too
IsSecretlyPaul: <message deleted>i want a beer
 gawag_: bill burr?
 Lysander_salamander: hahaha
 niccus: maybe he is
 Kramburger: The new ones are fun
 Blakemcm: its a game of the last decade contender
 NorthstarTex: I mean I do try to avoid conversation at any bar
 itira: Does he look like the hitman because hes bald and wearing a suit?
plundypops: Hitman 3 slaps so hard
 Andymonium: shh he's blending
 tehfewl: they are big "meh"
 Blakemcm: they are fun, challenging, deep, funny
 KV1NN4: he looks like my boyfriend
 hatboozeparty: They are worth a try
 saucemaster5000: The recent trilogy was genuinely one of my favs of the last decade
 Eggmojii: you can already do that IRL
 Kramburger: Good for emergent gamplay
 EvilBadman: Hitman World of Assassination is murder puzzle simulator and it rules
protojman: my buddy loves the new ones. open world sillyness
 ShinyMucklord: That is what hitman looks like, yes.
 The_Color_Twelve: bean them in the head with a can of soup then leg it for the exit hooting like daffy duck
 PMAvers: I remember seeing someone do a run using only the rubber ducks full of explosives.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>the Seeker Missile Briefcase clip is the most I know about Hitman and it's all I need to know, honestly
ThorSokar: yea, the paths to completion in Hitman games are always fun
frank_the_great: I don't recall seeing the back of Ian's head lately
 Xaunaught: I laugh every time
 ShaneLeeAtk: Every. Time.
 NotCainNorAbel: is he baptised?
 Eggmojii: we've had shaved Ian in the not so distance past, we dont need it
 KV1NN4: No, my boyfriend is not single, between me and his spouse, very much not.. but he IS pan!
 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>Ian is "Eh"-gent 47
 saucemaster5000: Agent 47 is single, baptized, and coded
 KV1NN4: and polyam.
 itira: @Mr_Horrible 
Morrigan9: ian has a usb or serial port plug
 Earthenone: he showed the back of his head  during the war boy ian segment, but a barcode could have been added
 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>I opened my beer can and it's trying to escape
 inconsideratehat: @KV1NN4 
 ShinyMucklord: @pmavers I've never played it but that sounds hilarious
 Kramburger: NOW KISS
 niccus: she's with the Bureau after all
 TehAmelie: where are you pointing that rifle jeez
 itira: as in Willy?
 saucemaster5000: That's like.. near an artery. hat are you doing???
 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>Where's Waldo?
 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>*grabs you by the lapels*
 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>WHERE?
 betweenmyself: Emilio Estevez; now we know what she did after the Mighty Ducks movies 
 KV1NN4: My boyfriend's brother asked LRR a question at a convention over a decade ago but I probably shouldn't repeat the question in polite company? (Apparently Kathleen answered with gusto tho?)
 itira: pardon?? 
silenceaux: I say that
 tehfewl: it means a waste of money
 PawssumFable: It means big ass fuckup
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Shock and adrenaline make for seemingly cool custmers
 underhill33: i say it all the time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And I use that word
BrindleBoar: yeah I use boondoggle at every opportunity, because it's a funny word
 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>nobody but Ian and Beej
 The_Color_Twelve: for government projects? Sure people
 Earthenone: bold of you to say a word you dont recognize on camera
 CastleOtranto: That's not even what boondoggle means!
IsSecretlyPaul: <message deleted>boondoggle is office acceptable replacement for clusterfuck
 definenull: I only know it from qwerpline
 lochnessseammonster: i only know it from qwerpline 
 ButButTheJesus: its like opposite of a hootinanny
 247Gremlin: It sounds like something that a 80 year old uses.
 WiJohn: Says Ben, having spent the last month listening to Kathleen say boondoggle
silenceaux: the last time everyone started responding to an organization level send list asking to be removed from the mailing list, spamming everyone on the mailing list: boondoggle.
 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>that's just because you're Cursed, Benjamin
 xantos69: Ok, legit.  I used that in an official work correspondence to my boss 5 days ago.
 ShinyMucklord: I've never heard anyone say it irl. Only scripted.
Orxolon: i've never heard it till today
 TehAmelie: i think poppycock is a more modern expression than boondoggle
IsSecretlyPaul: <message deleted>whats changed?
 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>joke's on you, I didn't have a job in high school
Izandai: 
 definenull: O7
 SnackPak_: blat blat
 Dog_of_Myth: o7
 itira: o7
 Kramburger: o7
 EvilBadman: It's no slobberknocker, brother
silenceaux: o7
MWGNZ:   
 NotCainNorAbel: 
Orxolon: will you?
SmoreThanAFeelin: o7
 Phailhammer: o7
 NorthstarTex: o7
 RealGamerCow: Donnybrook
 Mr_Horrible: <message deleted>the boys play one serious game and start to get too big for their britches
BrindleBoar: F
 TehAmelie: kerfuffle
 Kramburger: 10 minutes, that's like 10 streamer days
 NorthstarTex: good amount of time to make a good dinner
 itira: LOL
ayir:  󠀀
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Orxolon: o7
Izandai: 
 gawag_: o7
 ButButTheJesus: oh no
 Phailhammer: o7
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 Kramburger: o7
MWGNZ: o7
 aClonedPickle: o7
 NorthstarTex: o7
BurgerGamer: tragic
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
 ShinyMucklord: O7
 Dog_of_Myth: o7
ayir: o7
protojman: o7
 shendaras: they're dropping likes flies here
 NorthstarTex: legends are being made today
 Makrosian_Tae: o7
 WiJohn: o7
 gualdhar: Ben and Adam literally commiting murder
 saucemaster5000: Damn... those two into a boondoggle. A word I use constantly.
 hieroglyphica: That's enough time to fill a bowl at least, maybe even make a quesadilla
 Dog_of_Myth: Going to be one of those nights eh?
 raulghoulia: wouldn't be a let's nope night without the routine banning of the rabble
Orxolon: so,today we are on banned shotgun mode?
 gualdhar: Twitch chat, time to stick up for ourselves
 Kramburger: The real tragedy here is the Ben and Adam forgetting where they came from
 shendaras: Unionize?
 NorthstarTex: we unionizing?
 gualdhar: Justice for Paul and Mr.Horrible!
 Saintnex: Yea, we dont have to take this from Adam! We deserve better! UNION
 saucemaster5000: I can make a gourmet hamburger in 10 minutes
patrick_stonecrusher: Onionize
Orxolon: we can
 ShinyMucklord: Oh no
MWGNZ: we only gotta convince the one brain cell
 circusofkirkus: I endorse Juliamon for union leader
 saucemaster5000: farts
 Kramburger: Run a poll: Union, no uinion, and mystery box
 Earthenone: they came for IsSecretlyPaul, and we said nothing they came for Mr_Horrible and we said nothing, when will we speak up
 247Gremlin: Twitch Plays: Unionize
 NotCainNorAbel: Blue
 Fanklok: Purple
 Makrosian_Tae: Blue
 Earthenone: blue
 gualdhar: Red
 MrSarkhan: blue
 shendaras: blue
 saucemaster5000: blue
 Scarbble: cherry
 tehfewl: blue
SmoreThanAFeelin: blue
 itira: blue
goombalax: White
 marshacado: purple
 lochnessseammonster: blue
 xantos69: Cherry
infinity_225: blue
BurgerGamer: blue
 PawssumFable: Blue
 raulghoulia: purple
 Dog_of_Myth: blue
 NorthstarTex: blue
 hatboozeparty: The hell is a frizzy
 saucemaster5000: DAMN
 Kramburger: blue
frank_the_great: TF is a freezy?
HesGotNoPants: Blue
 jessieimproved: blue
 octolirious: blue
 circusofkirkus: they're all trash
Riandisa: blue
getthatrabbit: WHITE!
patrick_stonecrusher: Blue
 ButButTheJesus: blue
 WiJohn: trick question freezies suck
 NorthstarTex: (say blue)
ThorSokar: blue
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Blue
 ghyllnox: Blue
 247Gremlin: Blue
 hieroglyphica: @saucemaster5000 I'm with you on this, as someone who's had to make a burger while on a 30 min lunch break
 Lysander_salamander: purple
 Blip2004: Purple 
 gualdhar: blue
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 patfinder: unionize me, cap'n!
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 SnackPak_: next time
 Kramburger: That's a majority
 Kramburger: We win
Orxolon: so we are very close to unionize then
JusticeJuice: Hot pickle flavor
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 Scy_Anide: There's flavors?
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 NotCainNorAbel: we a high enough percentage
 Ferisar: wakey wakey
 ShinyMucklord: Brb googling freezy
 NorthstarTex: Majority says we do win!
 Eggmojii: can we have a poll
thesurfaceofthemoon: Wait, we can form a union? Are we employees? Is this my 401k?
 Eggmojii: i wanna vote
 Andymonium: see y'all at the next bluenion meeting
 Saintnex: Yea, all we need is a majority HAH
 circusofkirkus: so is LRR the Pinkertons now
 Eggmojii: doesnt have to be on the freezie thing
  Juliamon: sure lemme whip up a poll
frank_the_great: Walmart does the same dirty tactic
 saucemaster5000: "NAY" "Who keeps saying that???"
 ChrisTheLemming: The channel points are the 401k
 Lysander_salamander: nope
 hatboozeparty: Thats next week pickle
epsilon_vee: so, cold pickle?
Orxolon: pickle ice cream?
 Ferisar: sucking alone handsome?
thesurfaceofthemoon: @ChrisTheLemming oof
 Makrosian_Tae: Do not the pickle!
 Mazrae: Thanks I hate it
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 NotCainNorAbel: If you really want to break this union just ask who is going to lead it
squ3e: Is the pickle single?
 Kramburger: Adam and Ben are against unuionising? What's it like being an Elon Musk fan?
 marshacado: just blend the frozen hot pickle so you have a slushy
 ButButTheJesus: I accidentally a whole pickle
 Blip2004: its not going to melt like a popsicle, it would be more like a frozen hotdog
 SnackPak_: 
frank_the_great: 
 saucemaster5000: why are we all fucking with pickles? Don't buy single packaged pickles, don't buyb weird flavors, just enjoy fucking pickles or not!
 Eggmojii: damn, nothing worse than being called a Elon Musk fan
 Mazrae: Just make sure the pickle stays away from the rabbit ass
 TehAmelie: get bottled, nerd
 saucemaster5000: Had to get that off my chest
 Omthebox: We can get a rep
 Masslost: 7-11 announced New Big Bite Hot Dog Sparkling Water so thats something to try
 gamercat88: is agreeing to disagree count as agreeing
 tehfewl: we all agree, more banana
thesurfaceofthemoon: I mean, we may or may not be able to unionize, but we could certify a class in a hot second.
 Omthebox: Serge
 raulghoulia: not participating in any poll that uses a u in flavor
 Saintnex: Juliamon
 couchboyj: Twitch chat is kind of the opposite of workers
thesurfaceofthemoon: #lawyerjokes
frank_the_great: Paul
 Eggmojii: BEEJ
 Mogg01: Paul
Morrigan9: paul
 Earthenone: are you shooting who we agree on/
squ3e: Twitch chat collective bargaining was experimented with in cats, due to the similarities between the two groups. It did not go well
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Paul
  Juliamon: Saintnex What
JinaMahavira: Jacqui
 NorthstarTex: Paul
 Makrosian_Tae: Paul
 itsr67: LOL
 Omthebox: 
 NotCainNorAbel: Juliamon as rep
HesGotNoPants: I nominte cramburger
 Dog_of_Myth: Kramburger
silenceaux: I mean we would nominate multiple representatives but
 Jennie_Fuchsia: IATSE is taking anyone now
 saucemaster5000: Jesus folks
 Omthebox: I'm here for the people I sware
 Mazrae: Paul or Jacqui
 EvilBadman: Chat thinking a LRRsman would be a good rep says it all
Izandai: Consensus is not the only kind of voting system.
 Saintnex: @Juliamon I mean you're already a mod, which is close? lol
 saucemaster5000: As an ex wobblie, I'm so disappointed
 Lysander_salamander: burgkamber
 NotCainNorAbel: LRRBot as rep
 Eggmojii: I'd vote for Kramburger
 NorthstarTex: !advice
  LRRbot: Technically, all penguins are flesh penguins.
HesGotNoPants: I don't need to spell I'm in a unin
 couchboyj: Paul, for sure.  "Hello, the terms of this disagreement are unacceptable.  BANG!"
 Blip2004: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: The famous James Bond film "Woo, Martinis!"
frank_the_great: Automation is destroying this chat
 NorthstarTex: !findquote rep
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 Earthenone: !killallhumans
  LRRbot: Omega Authorization not found. 
thesurfaceofthemoon: Can we nominate reps who don't know about us?
Orxolon: i'm so lost in this game's story
 saucemaster5000: I would not vote for an australiann criminal as a rep
 Eggmojii: What stops us from voting for ourselves?
 TehAmelie: international union of LRR chat, or ULC. sounds fun
 Omthebox: I didn't sing a spelling contact
  Juliamon: bad news chat, blue is losing the poll
 TehAmelie: cause it sounds like a gag noise
 Jennie_Fuchsia: could not find any matching votes
 SnackPak_: the people love piss
 Lysander_salamander: yay starting the generator
 Saintnex: @Juliamon honestly I am more concerned about what is winning lol
 Earthenone: do the people love piss, or is someone buying piss with their dolrrs
 ChrisTheLemming: Wasn't Casey dead...?
 NotCainNorAbel: someone is spending a lot of points
ayir: I would argue that *most* things can't be fixed with a light switch
 Saintnex: WE SHOT SUPERMAN
HesGotNoPants: Time get the electrity grabbing pole
 NorthstarTex: at least tiger tail isn't winning the poll
 ghyllnox: What *can* you fix with a light switch?
protojman: I went spiderman
 couchboyj: I'll bet Twitch Chat is unionized in the Subwayverse<tm>
squ3e: Got his ass
Penguino_Rojo: Hello from the front page!
 marshacado: Finally something to spend my DoLLRs on
 TehAmelie: oh hey finally a use for dollrs
 Ferisar: ur da
 ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon thank you and I'm sorry
 Eggmojii: piss prevails
ThorSokar: a broken lightswitch
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I bet that in the subwayverse there are unions for many things they should be here
 Jennie_Fuchsia: anything a garbage disposal can fix tbh
 Fanklok: Y'know seeing best flavour pop up at the top of chat with the word Piss highlighted in green was not on my list of things to see today
  Juliamon: wow the poll tattled on marshacado lmao
Mathwyn: A heavy switch has a lot more force though
Penguino_Rojo: lol
 gamercat88: this is what happens when we unionize mwhwhahaha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 TehAmelie: help, help, it's fame
 Makrosian_Tae: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
silenceaux: Do NOT cry wolf
 marshacado: @Juliamon i was going to sell myself out anyways lmao
 ShinyMucklord: Try "we've got loot"
 Phailhammer: 
 saucemaster5000: HR?
 SnackPak_: nothing
 Eggmojii: nothing spookier than crying wolf
 ladyjessica: why does the warmth of the flashlight change?
 NotCainNorAbel: seems like it would make good content
 Ferisar: “finally”
silenceaux: Someone laughing from the friendship zone, I'm sure
 hatboozeparty: And they all know you two too well
drcthulu: soundproofing really is working
 xantos69: Well you just learned who your "Friends" are.
Orxolon: when i was young i was told not to yell help unless it was real
 Dog_of_Myth: No Respect
 Omthebox: Death it is then
 Fanklok: "Most disposable employees at office learn their place"
Morrigan9: if you're walking through the forst and a streamer is stuck inside a room, do you let them out?
thesurfaceofthemoon: Watch graham come in and be like "hey, we uh, we've been getting some noise complaints..."
 RealGamerCow: smash cut to two bleached skeletons
 NimrodXIV: excuse
 Omthebox: Its a mood light
 hatboozeparty: The mexico effect
HesGotNoPants: What if beej just booted open the door with his bat
 tehfewl: other people in the office really said "co-workers" /shrug
 Lysander_salamander: that's weird
barbmitzvah: That's a really good question holy shit
 Ferisar: uh, ben? the scene light changed? duh?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a drastic change too
 SquareDotCube: found the color correction hitbox
 KV1NN4: ooh i like that as an indicator of... evil?
barbmitzvah: Totally didnt notice
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/CleverInquisitiveChinchillaImGlitch-3CKVOtWOVRuN9tUX
 NorthstarTex: what is it called, ambient occlusion ?
 Blip2004: but brown/yellow makes it more real, so says war shooters
 gawag_: you are
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For real you are
 couchboyj: Ya'll joke about a gas leak, but I got here a mere twenty minutes late tonight and the video game was already on!  Something's in the air tonight.
barbmitzvah: Like actually
ayir: nope you guys are there for sure
 SnackPak_: weird flex
 lochnessseammonster: 
 SquareDotCube: the front page of James' heart, maybe
 saucemaster5000: It's the left foot
 shendaras: 
 gamercat88: pickle stuff= front page
 Dog_of_Myth: Can confirm, you are on the front page
Dezponia: Its my favourite Spooky Boys! Hope you're both having a good day! 
IsSecretlyPaul: I am back from my timeout and I have reflected on my actions in the 10 minutes I was unable to speak, I have chosen to learn nothing and will do it again.
 lochnessseammonster: that's how you got to the front page
 Blakemcm: wubba lubba dub dub?
 NorthstarTex: you both are pickle boys
 Blakemcm: pickle ben?
 Ferisar: wake status = sleep
 shendaras: Reformed?
 gualdhar: congratulations, Paul
 brainbosh: Is it under "Live channels we think you'll like"?  Cause thats a bit different
 Mr_Horrible: Stay strong @IsSecretlyPaul you did nothing wrong
 Earthenone: i imagine the pickle clicks got you on the front page
 saucemaster5000: parole prisoners did great in that movie
IsSecretlyPaul: Sorry Streamer I've been institutionalized
Orxolon: Is Shawshank redemption overrated?
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 tehfewl: hey ben, did you get your Good Boy, Torgal in FFXIV yet?
 PawssumFable: I could get some people in here probably
 Omthebox: 
IsSecretlyPaul: whats Loadingready run?
 Earthenone: i mean theres like 600 people almost asuradly someone
 Mr_Horrible: also yeah, I checked and there you 2 are, smack dab on the carousel
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 Mr_Horrible: wild
 CastleOtranto: What the hell is LoadingReadyRun?
 couchboyj: I don't know nothin bout nothin
Dezponia: I'm the opposite. I know EVERYTHING about LRR!
trebuchetboy: Who's a hot pickle?
 Mr_Horrible: it sure is okay
 EvilBadman: The crossbow is meh
ThorSokar: What's loading ready runs?
 Earthenone: !loadingreadyrun
queercrafting_chonk: Finally made it to the stream! Won a bet with my spouse that y'all would be playing tonight by the time we got back from dinner. He owes me donuts and coffee from Top Donut this weekend 
 eric_christian_berg: Internet Clown Troupe?
 Earthenone: !lrr
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BurgerGamer: I know a medium amount about lrr
josh___something: What's Loading Ready Run? 
 tehfewl: bunch a canadians doing funny stuff
 NotCainNorAbel: what is this or what is LRR?
 SnackPak_: nonsense makers
 saucemaster5000: "It's a variety show like snl but with less budget
 Fanklok: FF16 is their Game of Throne fan fiction that they forgot to make fun
AMuseOfFirebane: What's LoadingReadyRun? We just don't know
 Omthebox: Funny Leafs
 Saintnex: Good question... next question 
squ3e: Canadian internet comedians, with a penchant for sketch comedy and improv
silenceaux: Canadian comedy troop that does a lot of genre-themed duo streams.
patrick_stonecrusher: Canadins.
 saucemaster5000: "What's a stream?"
silenceaux: (troupe?)
 NorthstarTex: "So LRR started by hitting tennis balls at somebody's junk, and now here they are."
gibbousm: a Canadian Sketch Comedy group
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 CaptainSpam: They Produce Content(tm)!
barbmitzvah: That was metal af
 ladyjessica: Canadian internet comedians who aren’t horrible.
twistedsylvan: "A bunch of Canadian comedians and streamers that make the smartest stupid jokes I have ever seen"
phuznutz: With an MtG addiction
 Yolysses: an online Canadian comedy troupe
queercrafting_chonk: Canadian digital jesters making S tier content
 xantos69: I just show them the Beej dishwasher sketch then say "They are like that most of the time"
 Mr_Horrible: because if it wasn't loud he'd be Alan Asleep
 EvilBadman: Is that the NerdyQwikNDirty guy???
 NotCainNorAbel: camper
 WiJohn: If they just popped up in the safe room it would be sick
 definenull: Trouts and sturgeons
 CaptainSpam: A Canadian comedy trope.
 saucemaster5000: I just say I'm watching porn sono one has any more questions
Mathwyn: Online Canadian Comedy Trout
Dezponia: A TERMINALLY Online Canadian comedy group
 eric_christian_berg: Victoria Comedy Gang, Yo.
 Mr_Horrible: there's at least 1 walleye of you
 Eggmojii: roughly
 Fanklok: 15 trouts and THE FUCKIN STURGEON GENERAL
 SnackPak_: already forgot Paul
 Earthenone: its hard to tell who is a lrr "member" and who is a lrr "friend" sometimes
 PawssumFable: The list is in the twitch description....
Izandai: Don't help him, chat.
Dezponia: As long as you don't forget Graham and Paul you're good
IsSecretlyPaul: he will never remember me
 NorthstarTex: 
 saucemaster5000: You forgot Harry????
Izandai: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Juliamon:                
 SnackPak_: rip
squ3e: Bro forgot Harry
ThorSokar: 2 people...
Izandai: This is great.
 saucemaster5000: Harry
 Mr_Horrible: can't believe he forgot Dre
 itsr67: LOL
 TheRealRedal: Bill
Izandai: 
frank_the_great:   
 ButButTheJesus: he forgor
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Harry and Harriet
 lochnessseammonster: 
patrick_stonecrusher: Chandler and Phil
 SnackPak_: 
JeremyDevoid: Hehe
 niccus: now we know why he dies
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 NorthstarTex: oh nobody big like co-founder or anything like that
 Eggmojii: I knew you'd forget Paul
 hatboozeparty: 
Izandai: Only one of the founding members.
silenceaux: Paul is 100% the secret sauce
 PawssumFable: lul
frank_the_great: He's timed out, not currently in LRR
thesurfaceofthemoon: Someone needs to remix "forgot about Dre" but substitute paul
 saucemaster5000: He's never on stream anyways
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 RealGamerCow: Paul walks in with a shotgun: "Hello." and blows Adam away
 SquareDotCube: Stealth boss Paul
 saucemaster5000: Just shows up and says "hello"
JinaMahavira: I was thinking it was jacob
Izandai: Only one of the owners of the company.
 EvilBadman: And Jacob I guess now@
sandwraith03: Hello, i love alan wake 2, i use ray tracing rtx 4070 there is a lot of puddles of water so the reflection looks good. there is no grain noise using ray reconstruction. Also the red and greenlight in a fog looks good
trebuchetboy: So no Jacob?
 Eggmojii: turn on ray tracing i guess
sandwraith03: I'm not a robot
 Mr_Horrible: "You shot me, just like all the other government employees I've interacted with!"
BurgerGamer: is that a copypasta?
 lochnessseammonster: 
 spurius: how many bycycles?
 gamercat88: time for the captcha test
silenceaux: I think everyone would say that?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 EvilBadman: What's the frame data on those puddles
 ButButTheJesus: hmmm
Dezponia: @sandwraith03 Do a capcha for us!
 Earthenone: hold on, find the stop lights
 itsr67: hit em with the capcha
twistedsylvan: programmed for 2 messages
The_Timo: If you're a robot you have to tell me
 RealGamerCow: quick get the Captcha machine
 GhostValv: if you're a robot you have to tell us
 hatboozeparty: Wait
IsSecretlyPaul: HEY
 Mr_Horrible: "The Boys administer a Voight-Kampf Test"
 gualdhar: left
frank_the_great: Fuck
sandwraith03: the two top center
IsSecretlyPaul: THATS NOT FAIR TO COLORBLIND
Orxolon: none
Izandai: @sandwraith03 You're walking through a desert and you come across a turtle lying on its back. What do you do?
 ladyjessica: it’s just an expression. a robot expression
ayir: THEY DID IT
 Blip2004: do you count purple as blue?
 niccus: do you even know what that is, ben
 tehfewl: colorblind
JeremyDevoid: No fair I dont see blue
Zalthia: I heard the user name as "Sam Lake"
Rat__Queen_69: No one would lie on the internet, right?
 ButButTheJesus: trick question, its more a purple
BurgerGamer: none?
 TheRealRedal: they're purple? ;_;
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Dezponia: WOW
 NorthstarTex: they're more indigo
 itira: 
IsSecretlyPaul: could be worse i could make it my job
 Makrosian_Tae: Hello from the front page! 
barbmitzvah: Hahahahaha
dacbruh: Give this "man" a captcha!
frank_the_great: Color blind + has strong opinions on color
Zalthia: You're on the front page?
 itira: wait... Adam arnt you also a lil colourblind???
Izandai: Mother of screen tear.
 Rhynerd: none of those are blue in the lighting given.
barbmitzvah: @frank_the_great No lie, that's my boss
 couchboyj: Black n white robot camera eyes are cheaper.   Damn inflation driven cutbacks.
 itira: ooohh OKAY
Dezponia: Adam is taking it back
IsSecretlyPaul: its more common in men yes
frank_the_great: Next you're gonna say you're part deaf
SubscribensteinsMonster: Ray tracing on, but no v-sync. D:
 tehfewl: extremely common in men
 LostThePirate: Not "most" - about 10%
 Omthebox: I'm not. My dad was.
 Mr_Horrible: I'm actually built different
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What is he dressed in?
silenceaux: It's more common in men, but it's still not exactly common
NarishmaReborn: it is very common but not most
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That shirt is wild
 saucemaster5000: not colorblind. "Misagynist"
ThorSokar: 25% of all men in the US, if I remember right
 spurius: I think is the other way, most color blind people ar emen
frank_the_great: Is your dad single?
 NotCainNorAbel: I think it is most colourblind are men, not that most men are colourblind
The_Timo: What'd I miss in this ray tracing discussion? I'm a technical artist lol
 rosesmcgee: Sounds like my Mom and Dad fighting. "Give me the damn clicker!"
 Omthebox: Yeah. I got all the other defects instead
 saucemaster5000: Most men are "assholes" not colobrlind
 Mr_Horrible: Genetics tried the wakeup DP, got stuffed
 Omthebox: All the life thretening ones 
 Eggmojii: Nothing better in life than besting your parents
 Eggmojii: NOOO
 Fanklok: Oh shit he won't be in Alan Wake 3
 RealGamerCow: whoopsiedoodle
 NotCainNorAbel: alan?
 Fanklok: What the god damn fuck Ben
patrick_stonecrusher: Ohno 
lazermeow: I'm red green colorblind, it really sucks when you like painting Minis.
ashteranic: F Jaacko 
Dezponia: Adam goes to the gym I see
 itira: oh me oh my
Zalthia: Stole his sick jacket
ayir: damn the juke
 Eggmojii: Adam is mega jacked
josh___something: Why couldn't it have been ILMO!!!! D:
 Mr_Horrible: oh, so did we actually call it back in stream one, that Scratch was who they fished outta the lake?
 Eggmojii: The muscle if you will
 Fanklok: Hey it's the game Ben likes
 gamercat88: wrong lever
 Mr_Horrible: or is this possession a new development?
 SquareDotCube: oh hey it's those cubes
 Earthenone: i wonder how many car accidents would happen if the order of the lights was reversed but the meanings remained the same
 EvilBadman: HOLD button
Dezponia: Saga best girl. Alan worst boy
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The_Timo: Hold
 ladyjessica: turn on a switch
SubscribensteinsMonster: HOOOOLD
 Ferisar: hold
 CaptainSpam: So, if I've got this straight, culto's plan against this monster he knew all about was to, I don't know, punch him?  Yell at him?
frank_the_great: Oh hey, it's like Dead by Daylight, yeah?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !advice
  LRRbot: Don't say anything Beej wouldn't.
Makrosian_Tae: !badadvice
 Mr_Horrible: "Popular"
 NorthstarTex: !findquote slow
  LRRbot: Quote #499: "I like how the Chat's slowed down, like everyone's really intense... or they just don't give a shit." —Beej [2015-07-20]
 Mr_Horrible: it is, I just like giving it shit
The_Timo: Somehow
 octolirious: These two were just added as characters in it right?
 Eggmojii: Way too popular
 Fanklok: Runescape is popular
 circusofkirkus: Runescape is very popular
 Rat__Queen_69: I don't play it but I see clips of dbd all the time
 EvilBadman: Guns can slow many monsters
 NorthstarTex: Runescape is popular
 circusofkirkus: I'm playing Runescape rn
ThorSokar: DBD is crazy popular
JinaMahavira: Runescape mentioned 
 saucemaster5000: I call myself popular. that's the line
 circusofkirkus: OSRS baby
patrick_stonecrusher: Run, escape
IsSecretlyPaul: if more people show up to play a game than your birthday party its more popular than you
JinaMahavira: @circusofkirkus Hell yeah
 Eggmojii: Games are ass
 Mr_Horrible: Adam was on CoolMathGames dot com
 Scy_Anide: Is Runescape a horror game?
 BusTed: 🤔
 SquareDotCube: flare?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Eggmojii Games were a mistake
Mathwyn: Adam: Old as particularly geriatric dirt
 Mr_Horrible: Doter
 Eggmojii: @Thefluffiestguineapig 100%
ThorSokar: There are currently 32,400 people watching Dead by Daylight just on twitch
 EvilBadman: As always the boss sections are not great.
 Rat__Queen_69: Can you get him stuck on geometry?
 TheAwkes: I've only ever heard the name runescape and know literally nothing else about it.
silenceaux: Can you flashlight him, like in popular game Dead by Daylight
 Mr_Horrible: there anything else we can interact with, like a hazard?
 saucemaster5000: new dirt just dropped
 CatTreeDreamCar: Are we hey chatting yet?
frank_the_great: Googled it: RuneScape: 359,522 daily users. DbD: 42,410.8
therepoman__: What up dirt
 itira: remote or channel changer
 itsr67: bullshit
 Kramburger: Remote
frank_the_great: Controller
 BusTed: 
The_Timo: Remote
 Eggmojii: remote
 itira: its fuckin truuue bestie
  Juliamon: we did
therepoman__: Remote
 CaptainSpam: Remote, yeah.
 tehfewl: remote
 saucemaster5000: the device
Mathwyn: Remote
Makrosian_Tae: Remote
 CaptainSpam: The 'moto
 BusTed: controller, usually
 shendaras: telecommande
 NotCainNorAbel: remote and clicker, midwest US
 Fanklok: But it doesn't click
 lochnessseammonster: definitely clicker
IsSecretlyPaul: no i did adam
Bruceski: I call it a clicker
Mx_Asher_: Clickah
 dumbo3k: my dad used to call it the "Flicker Dicker"
 BusTed: Adam Sandler does
 RealGamerCow: clickah
 PawssumFable: My family called it that, they were Southern
 Blip2004: my family says both
  Juliamon: We used channel changer, my grandparents used clicker
 NorthstarTex: my grandmother called it a clicker
 Mr_Horrible: they didn't click by the time I was using them
 lochnessseammonster: apparently i'm old too 
 Jennie_Fuchsia: clicka in Boston
SmoreThanAFeelin: it was the clicker in my house growing up
 Ferisar: yeah you just shoot him lol
The_Timo: Stepdad used to but fuck that guy! Ruined clicker lol
 Rat__Queen_69: Shoot to stun works
 PawssumFable: I don't call it anything because who has a TV anymore?
 Mr_Horrible: Mr. Scratch-This
frank_the_great: I've been using my phone as a remote for so long, that I forgot what I'd legit call it
 itsr67: wake got that cody vtrigger 2
 Mr_Horrible: this is basically a Destiny raid fight
hootsforcephotography: Yup, Midwest here, and 100% a clicker.
 itira: Look, my Dad called it the channel changer and he was from Saskatchewan.  so
MWGNZ:   
 PawssumFable: Just watch things on my PC monitor
josh___something: 
 Mr_Horrible: the TIMING tho
 Rat__Queen_69: Famous last words, Ben
 saucemaster5000: Weekly check -- what is going on in the plot right now?
 ButButTheJesus: KEKW
barbmitzvah: No I'm not 
Makrosian_Tae:   
 hatboozeparty: 
 NorthstarTex: Adam knows
JinaMahavira: 
goombalax: THIS IS NOT HOW THE STORY GOES
frank_the_great: Adam don't miss
 hieroglyphica: Adam is always right!
BurgerGamer: 
 EvilBadman: 
 Eggmojii: oh no not again 
therepoman__: "Wait I'm goated" *dies*
 CaptainSpam: Jaakko's plan sure was brilliant.
 Fanklok: https://clips.twitch.tv/ObedientHelpfulSmoothieStoneLightning-rtFPqHHoueckXN6V
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/SmellyFairOysterCoolStoryBob-0NDn5kHz2QT95zTg
 Kramburger: https://clips.twitch.tv/ProudNeighborlySalsifyUWot-pMF1IClwZy8Wuez6
 Eggmojii: Thanks for skipping that, Ben
Makrosian_Tae: GOATED
SnowBuddy18: me too Ben
 hieroglyphica: Solid!
IsSecretlyPaul: i was a batman beyond kid
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That series is very good
 niccus: YEAH!
 Mr_Horrible: Alan Whack
 raulghoulia: it's on Prime right now
 ButButTheJesus: the 90's show? awesome
 itira: fkn clip city up in here
lazermeow: How bout we get a bowl of piping hot Meeso Raamen.
 hieroglyphica: Black paper Batman and beyond are both great
 Ferisar: more like Batman peeyewnd @issecretlypaul
 tehfewl: Xmen intro
  Juliamon: B:TAS is still so good
 BusTed: Yeah
The_Timo: Yo so good
ThorSokar: Batman Beyond's intro was fantastic
Makrosian_Tae: That series is the reason why A) Harly Quinn exists at all, and b) Mr Freeze is no longer a joke character
goombalax: mask of the phantasm ruuuled
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, it's a good one
 MrSarkhan: You really need to watch that
 Ferisar: fantomas?
 PawssumFable: Batman Beyond is better in later seasons
The_Timo: Best batman movie
Bruceski: Phantasm is wonderful
 hieroglyphica: You know what really gelled me as a human? X-Men Evolution
IsSecretlyPaul: @Ferisar shouldn't you be working
 Ferisar: I’m coming home @issecretlypaul
ButterBall000: I think Return of the Caped Crusaders is my favorite Batman animated thing
 Jennie_Fuchsia: beg pardon
IsSecretlyPaul: "HES COMING HOME"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: uuhhhhhhhhh
 SquareDotCube: you know what didn't get enough love? The MIB cartoon
 PawssumFable: I really like Brave and the Bold, because it's just funny
 PawssumFable: Delightfully camp
IsSecretlyPaul: i just started rewatching xmen evolution
 Mr_Horrible: "Return" "I don't have a library card for Cauldron Lake"
  Juliamon: X-Men Evolution is why I have posters on my ceiling
IsSecretlyPaul: its a banger
 EvilBadman: Xmen97 is real good
 Omthebox: You did it
 Ferisar: thanks for the achievement
 hieroglyphica: That shot of nightcrawler teleporting in the intro is like, burned into memory for me
 CaptainSpam: Happy sounds!
frank_the_great: Do you feel accomplished?
 NotCainNorAbel: and the immersion is lost
 BusTed: @PawssumFable Diedrich Bader makes a good Batman
 raulghoulia: X-men evolution intro is just an animated buffy intro
queercrafting_chonk: X-Men Evolution is my fave cause it got rid of the exhausting Wolverine/Jean/Cyclops love triangle
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Eggmojii: Corpse ahh beat
 Fanklok: Of course scratch raps
therepoman__: 
 RealGamerCow: There's MORE?
IsSecretlyPaul: ehhhhh
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 Rat__Queen_69:   
 itira: hmm
thesurfaceofthemoon: Apparently the guy who composed the Batman Beyond theme won an Emmy for it.
 gawag_: bern...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So edgy
Makrosian_Tae:   
BurgerGamer: lul
 LostThePirate:   
 Rat__Queen_69: Beat is nice, lyrics are so cheesy
 TheAwkes: It sets a *tone*
 itsr67: a r t
 PawssumFable: @BusTed Yep!
 itira: Im with you Ben
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Es tan horrible
 NorthstarTex: love the backing track
 Mr_Horrible: don't you fuckin' pin this on me you liar
 WiJohn: Strong middle school notebook vibes
 Omthebox: They're still going
wildpeaks: Scratch is as good a songwriter as an horror story writer
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @wildpeaks ^^^^^^^^^
 raulghoulia: these lyrics are a weapon to surpass Metal Gear
 saucemaster5000: Ever write about writing?
 PawssumFable: @WiJohn 100%
 Omthebox: Love MSN Rap
  Juliamon: AIM away message 100%
 Eggmojii: shoutout msn messenger
 lochnessseammonster: 
Zalthia: No I love this
 itira: LOL msn
 Rat__Queen_69: Lyrics would go hard to a shadow the hedgehog edit
 Scarbble: their AIM away message for sure
Bruceski: Scratch going on about his story like he's Tidus or something.
 RealGamerCow: Are those ChatGPT lyrics?
 korvys: The beat is sick, though, yeah
 BusTed: AIM profile message lyrics
 TehAmelie: i'd like it if they ever had the guts to make Jean/Scott/Logan a real love triangle rather than just a V
 NotCainNorAbel: no.....
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 kaboomjr26: For a Finn, holiday is holy, perkele
 EvilBadman: Well it is basically SCRATCH the song
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 gamercat88: 100% i did that
BurgerGamer: @Rat__Queen_69 OH GOD
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That face said it all
 Omthebox: Hmmmmm
 BusTed: noooooo...
 lochnessseammonster: 
 itira: ahhh... noooooo >.>
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 PipeSmokingOwl: YUUUP
ayir: what.... no... of course not 
 BusTed: 
Mathwyn: The dark past
 tehfewl: Any Gaia Online enjoyers?
 Omthebox: I didn't because... I didn't have a computer as a kid
 PipeSmokingOwl: i would put deathcab or dashboard lyrics to fish with
 Andymonium: the splash damage on that comment was enormous
 PipeSmokingOwl: lol
trebuchetboy: Gwen is immune
 Eggmojii: Adam wasnt asking if you did it, he just wanted to see if you were the lying type
 saucemaster5000: I only put in things I KNEW my crush would notice, thank you
 ChrisTheLemming: Emily Is Away is an entire videogame about that msn messenger stuff
 NorthstarTex: The could have made this a metal song...wait its from Finland, why didn't they!?
 couchboyj: Any ICQ enjoyers out there?
 MrSarkhan: Oh god I remember Gaia
patrick_stonecrusher: Alan Wake and Bane should have a rap battle
BrindleBoar: AnimeSpace
 hieroglyphica: I'm kind of playing the lyricist here as my menstrual period, tracking me down when I least expect it
goombalax: the msn message tone was their voice
IsSecretlyPaul: it was edgy neopets
 Dalouer: @couchboyj still remember my icq number 
 LithelyUnshod: I still remember my ICQ#
 PawssumFable: I loved Gaia for a bit, and a few years later, I ended up selling off... like this supporter item I had that was worth millions. I didn't even want the millions I just wanted someone to enjoy the things I had.
 PipeSmokingOwl: ICQ for my everquest guild chat. Prime internet days
 itsr67: no shot
  Juliamon: Gaia Online was... a fascinating trash fire
 itira: wait Adam no
 gamercat88: neopets are still a thing
 PawssumFable: Did the same thing with GW2
IsSecretlyPaul: adam you are lying
 hatboozeparty: YES ADAM
snowyowlly: wait seriously
 itira: for fucking real??
 0x6772: Adam, you have Google.
wildpeaks: the last thing I forget when I get Alzheimer is my ICQ number
 Omthebox: We found the needle
 Jennie_Fuchsia: w h a t
 NimrodXIV: omg what
 circusofkirkus: but the Gem of the Day
 BusTed: adam make a neopets account right now
 Rat__Queen_69: SO many layers of internet we need to explain to adam
 itira: Adam crawling out from under a rock
 Fanklok: The number of times Adam is the 1 in 10000 on this stream is nuts
 Mr_Horrible: Meerca Chase all day er' day
 marshacado: my 22 year old friend still plays it from time to time
IsSecretlyPaul: Adam you are telling me you don't know what a quiggle is?
 lochnessseammonster: my sister was big into neopets
 itira: 
 hieroglyphica: Oh my GOD. YEAH it's that and then it devolved into scientologist backed craziness
 Kramburger: It's like tamogotchi in a web browser
goombalax: time for neopets Kaizo run
 DaFhaye: Hello yall
 niccus: do you know about the old browser-based strategy games?
 Omthebox: No more questions your honor
 TehAmelie: my parents used ICQ so obviously i was too cool for that, in 1995
 Mr_Horrible: maybe you should've played *good* games, then, Adam
 SquareDotCube: used to be owned by the church of scientology
Zalthia: It's an online virtual pet website with a bunch of flash games and a fake marketplace. A lot of people learned CSS by customizing their store page.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is the second time someone said Boondoggle in this episode 
 niccus: he was in VENTRILO and playing DOTA
 Jennie_Fuchsia: I’m sorry I can’t say “oh I’m so jealous you get to discover neopets for the first time” you can never go back
 PipeSmokingOwl: pudge hook on IO to teleport was too cool for school
 Ferisar: us dota players basically missed the entirety of early adulthood to a bad game
 korvys: Adam, in "Ways to Eat Fries", were you playing Dota when they made you eat fries?
 DaFhaye: Ben bully
Pteraspidomorphi: niccus: I feel you man
queercrafting_chonk: I had my parents send in a signed permission form to Neopets so I could use the chat rooms as an 11yr old xD
 NorthstarTex: was mainlining Roller Coaster Tycoon 2 at the time
 hieroglyphica: I got my Sega Genesis when I was... 8?
Bruceski: Main thing I remember about Neopets is that their chat was weakly moderated so it was a lot of people posting links to fully unmoderated chatrooms.
Dezponia: So was Adam 
 PawssumFable: Adam just got his head in a DOTA hole
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 ButButTheJesus: 96
 lochnessseammonster: i got my og nintendo when i was 6 
 saucemaster5000: I went to prom for 10 minutes, partner and I said "this is dumb," went home, smoked out of an apple, watched ghostbusters and had sex
 DaFhaye: Hey wait I had simpsons pajamas when I was like 15
SnowBuddy18: were you playing DOTA on the N64?
 BusTed: 
 inconsideratehat: N64 was my first console, I was so excited (and 10)
 Eggmojii: I can 100% imagine "Ways to Eat Fries" Adam playing DotA 24/7
 Fanklok: I was 5
 itira: lil baybee
 Rat__Queen_69: I feel so young in this stream lol
Makrosian_Tae: Hey chat, honest question: does this game have a setting where can turn off the cut-away jump scares? I think I could actually play it if that was gone
 Blip2004: I was 12
 ButButTheJesus: I remember my grandma asking why it wasn't called Nintendo 96
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I was 3
 circusofkirkus: In a suit too
 BusTed: Game!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben is just older than me
 TehAmelie: leaning on a desk with a bullet in her leg when there is a free chair, pretty bold
ThorSokar:  Don't mind me, I'm just going to be over here turning in to a pile of dust
 TheAwkes: I was playing video games at 4... in 1988.
 NorthstarTex: I played the OG Mortal Kombat when I was 3, my main was Kitana according to my older sister.
 MilkInBags: i was a kirby main in og smash, what does it say about me
 tehfewl: thats melee
 EvilBadman: Ben was BSJing all the 70 star runs
 SquareDotCube: let's be fair, your dad bought it more for him than you
 Mr_Horrible: @MilkInBags Low-Tier adherent for life
 Rat__Queen_69: The puff rests I pulled off put fear in my brother
 itira: i was 10 and i ONLY played Harvest Moon 64
 MilkInBags: ban them
 hieroglyphica: Oh man I got the Genesis late, it hit my area 4 years before I was 8 looks like 😂
 Blip2004: My transparent Jungle Green N64 is sitting in my TV stand right now
queercrafting_chonk: @itira hell yeah Harvest Moon
 Diabore: that is a real shit lock for that GLASS gun rack
 MilkInBags: eww
 Seth_Erickson: I've never done that
 saucemaster5000: Melee came out my first year of college...
 itira: @queercrafting_chonk 
Zalthia: That explains a lot
 Kramburger: 100 stock games are for amiibo training
therepoman__: First to death gamer from childhood
 PawssumFable: Items off because items are bullshit
 Rat__Queen_69: 100 stock gauntlet sounds like a long session
 lochnessseammonster: 
 hieroglyphica: Now, man, I really blossomed with the PS1
 Seth_Erickson: We were pure melee enjoyers, 3 stock no items every time
 itira: Same Adam, same.
 NorthstarTex: the hard core marathon game
 Omthebox: Or throw rocks at cars
 MilkInBags: drugs? nah no time for that when you need to smash people with pikachu
 lochnessseammonster: love it
 gawag_: we did something once - infinite stock, infinite time BUT when you died you had to pull a jenga block. person to topple lost
 tehfewl: i mean what else are you going to do in the middle of nowhere
 Mr_Horrible: me and my buddy playing Gamecube Gauntlet: Dark Legacy for 10 hours straight
 korvys: I love Adam playing hardcore Mobas as a kid and Putt Putt as an adult
 MilkInBags: so vanilla
 hieroglyphica: Yeah, I really slept on the debauchery as a kid too, I feel you. I played games and read, really didn't even notice that my dad was a huge stoner until I was 18.
goombalax: I played Kirby
 saucemaster5000: I just played ness
 inconsideratehat: @itira I never played harvest moon but friends who did tell me I would have been lost to the world if I had
 Rat__Queen_69: I also throw myself against the video game brick wall, trying to beat some dumb challenge
 Seth_Erickson: Didn't need 'em brother
 PawssumFable: We used to play melee for hours on end
 MilkInBags: and your friend who picked fox? his name is leffen
 itira: mood
 lochnessseammonster: quality over quantity
 Seth_Erickson: A couple of good friends is all you need
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Neither did I
Dezponia: Adam was that kid from the Xbox commercial that was born, grows up, and hits the grave as a gamer
 Omthebox: Now look at you
 hieroglyphica: I was a hermit, feel ya bro
 Mr_Horrible: well, maybe if you were better at offlane you'd have had more friends 
 Omthebox: Look how far you've come
queercrafting_chonk: Same. Plus only child so most gaming I did was alone
 Kramburger: You only need six friends to carry your coffin
 niccus: four if they're strong
  Juliamon: I played a lot of Smash back in the day but the only memory I have of it was my sister's friend selecting Pikachu and Ness in rapid succession to get the announcer to say Penis
 MilkInBags: did you create hungrybox, be truthful
 ShaneLeeAtk: Paul Harvey... That's a blast
 BusTed: @Juliamon 
trebuchetboy: Pog Mang0
IsSecretlyPaul: you don't need em if you don't die
 Blip2004: 1 if you get cremated
 hieroglyphica: I dunno, I've just got the 4 really beefy ones
Dezponia: Is that why Adam has gym buddies?
 MilkInBags: @Juliamon 
 Saintnex: what does that mean Casey??
 SquareDotCube: one if they're stupid strong
 saucemaster5000: I just need one friend and they are gonna hate me when they drag that shit to my grave
 Kramburger: Let Me Solo Your Coffin
Zalthia: Big Divorced energy
 Cptasparagus: wait have either of you ever carried a coffin? shits heavy.
 MilkInBags: gym buddies are left and right biceps
 Seth_Erickson: I'd love a gym buddy it'd make me go more often
 PawssumFable: The coffin's heavier than the person by a long shot
 RealGamerCow: Adam's only friend in the gym is the iron
 itira: @inconsideratehat Its very similar to Stardew
 Kramburger: If you've got time for Yaps, you've got time for Traps
Dezponia: What!? I was sure Adam went to the gym to train those HUGGING muscles
 hieroglyphica: Also I plan on the ol' water cremation thing. You can pre-pay if you're part of a funeral co-op, PSA, join a co-op today!
 MilkInBags: I'm a full-service hitman, I also carry their coffin
 Rat__Queen_69: Weird flex but ok vibes
 Fanklok: Ben also said he would climb a wall of dicks with zero hesitation
 saucemaster5000: I carried my grandmother... when she tried to play jungle
 Seth_Erickson: Well you know I've carried a coffin or two in my time KKona
 Mr_Horrible: Ben puts one on each shoulder like hay bales
 lochnessseammonster: my friend had a white coffin that everyone got to write messages on like a year book
 Omthebox: Real or fake dicks
 Eggmojii: id do it for free
 inconsideratehat: @itira Yup, that's why. 
 Lysander_salamander: I'd go for the wall
 saucemaster5000: Heck I'd climb it for a dilly bar
 Omthebox: Or perhaps a mix
 MilkInBags: if my life was in danger, I'd climb it sure
 TheAwkes: It changes the context of "going down"
 ButButTheJesus: @hieroglyphica huh, I'll check into that, thx
 Omthebox: Dick roulette
  QuixoticScrivener: load bearing dicks
 niccus: please don't twist the dicks
infinity_225: hard or soft?
 itira: did we ever decide in which direction the dicks are? because that makes a big difference
 MilkInBags: oh
IsSecretlyPaul: dicks are pretty load bearing
 DaFhaye: That well would smell
 hieroglyphica: Saves you a lot of money! @butbutthejesus
 Blip2004: "Hey Dickface!"
 Kramburger: I've carried a few coffins, I have a hat to wear for one that i was given because my aunt as a huge south sydney fan. Old coworkers tried to give me crap about it and I made things akward for them real fast
 MilkInBags: how long are those dicks???
 PMAvers: Like, if they're just rock climbing wall studs that are just dick shaped?
patrick_stonecrusher: Dick bungee
 Mr_Horrible: just hearing a chorus of "YEAAAOW" behind the wall
 DaFhaye: skin or no skin
 korvys: They like feet
 Rat__Queen_69: This is certainly a conversation we're having
 gamercat88: once hard stay hard
 RealGamerCow: Does something say either "ouch" or "yes" when you grab them?
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 MilkInBags: wait, an erection can support a grown man?
 itira: OH ok its a MAGIC dick wall
wildpeaks: that seems like a lot of work
 ButButTheJesus: I missed something in the past minute - oh, the dick wall, right
 0x6772: But I can climb a rope ladder. That's flaccid rungs, not stiff.
 saucemaster5000: you underestimate the power of yelling "Sydney Sweeney"
 Eggmojii: an absolutely insane Catherine mod
 itira: LOL
 NimrodXIV: lmao
Makrosian_Tae: Is the dick wall circumcised?
 DaFhaye: Foreskin changes grip
 WiJohn: Not one of them normal dick walls you see around
frank_the_great:   
 Omthebox: There's a secret path outlined in circumcisions.
 lochnessseammonster: i already don't love rock climbing... this is just extra steps
 Rat__Queen_69: What's the other option than MAGIC?
 gamercat88: is the dick wall single
 MilkInBags: realistic dick wall? come on
 Mr_Horrible: no longer on the Front Page, and I wonder why 
 Lysander_salamander: I love this show
 xantos69: @itira My new favorite phrase.
 inconsideratehat: Just a million glory holes
frank_the_great: Is the dick wall baptized?
 Andymonium: this ain't yer grandpappy's dickwall
 Fanklok: Ok but is the wall baptized?
Astramentha: is the dick wall baptized?
 BusTed: Oh, we're not looking for volunteers, then.
 MilkInBags: if it was a 'real' one, imagine how to stack guys behind
wildpeaks: the adult version of Terraria's wall of flesh boss
 brainbosh: I mean you could probably find some japanese porno that has this exact concept
 PMAvers: I just imagined Prince of Persia, except like all the wall poles that you are swinging on are cocks.
ZER0_TW0: I hope this is still on the front page
 CaptainSpam: So this whole conversation will be removed from the highlight reel, won't it? 
 itira: 
 Rat__Queen_69: House of cards style wall of man
 Mr_Horrible: @Fanklok all but 2
 Omthebox: Non magical Dick Wall for Sale, Never Used
Zalthia: The magic of make believe
 MilkInBags: where does the dicks wall lead to, or what does it protect
 Jennie_Fuchsia: thank you @itira
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @CaptainSpam Depends if they just use all clips of Ben vamping
 Ferisar: btw bloodborne kart I mean nightmare kart has a release date
 Mr_Horrible: "Wait you're having me narrate WHAT?!" - Morgan Freeman
 PawssumFable: 
 korvys: Oh, like a wombat?
Zalthia: @ferisar OH SHIT REALLY???
 saucemaster5000: Advanced enough tech is the same as magic to us -- Arthur C. Clark's Dick
 itira: if someone could clip Ben saying im funny, thatd be great. Ill look back at it when i dont believe in myself.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Echidnas have four headed dicks
 Ferisar: yeah @zalthia
 Mr_Horrible: @Ferisar can't wait to main Normal Doll
wildpeaks: the magical load-bearing dick wall
therepoman__: The Penis Parapet
 lochnessseammonster: let's nope never disappoints
 MilkInBags: itira you're a funny stinky
 itira: Thanks Ben 
 Mr_Horrible: the Cock Copse
 Seth_Erickson: Does every building in the subwayverse have a penis bearing wall?
 gamercat88: wouldn't it be the Glory Hole
JusticeJuice: You mean it isn't a male rooster wall?
 Rat__Queen_69: I love the random topics that we jump between in this stream
 saucemaster5000: Adam watched a different saw
 thatguysteve2709: Hate that movie
 Fanklok: We can all thank Ferisar for telling Adam to go climb an invisible wall of dicks for this
 BusTed: is it bad that I know that that was Saw 2
ThorSokar: I've seen that artwork!
 betweenmyself: perineum-pet? 
 ButButTheJesus: its a nope
 saucemaster5000: Ngl, I cant stand saw
 brainbosh: Adam why are you writing japanese porn?
 MilkInBags: nothing in saw made me flinch except the forearm through the saw
 lochnessseammonster: i would not watch any of them
 itira: Body horror is so gross
 saucemaster5000: HArd candy tho
 Seth_Erickson: This coming from the man who loves Made in Abyss
 LithelyUnshod: @BusTed Nah, I got it too, and I'm not a fan
 Seth_Erickson: 
 Mr_Horrible: Body Horror is fun but I'm eh on the Saw movies
frank_the_great: I've seen every Saw movie. They're fun, but bad
 Jennie_Fuchsia: @itira my supervisor said I was clever and I was like “no no I need it in writing please- I will never remember this praise”
 BorealMage: I stand by the first Saw movie being great. The rest are not my thing, though.
 couchboyj: Gotta watch out for the penis buttresses
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Gross out horror with no purpose is just not fun
 MilkInBags: Saw was fun, except after 6
 ButButTheJesus: yeah I've enjoyed some of the story
 Rat__Queen_69: The story and psychology of the saw traps are more interesting than seeing them, too gross
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Reading them is so sillly
 NimrodXIV: Saw is a very weird soap opera
 saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible like... of the torture porn stuff, the only one I was like "yeah... that was pretty good" was hard candy
 Lysander_salamander: is the newest one the one with the lazers?
 Mr_Horrible: Saw definitely has more of a point than Eli Roth films
 itira: @Jennie_Fuchsia  truuue
 TehAmelie: my favorite Saw movie is the fake trailer for Murdercide 6
 dougma: Cannibal Holocaust?
 Seth_Erickson: In actuality though I really can't stand like real life gore effects. It makes me feel bad seeing like gratitous stuff when it isn't animated.
 raulghoulia: @MilkInBags I'll be sure to watch it at 4:30 then
 ghizmou: something tells me the biggest part of the budget in saw doesn't go to the script writing
 Tweygoh: real hot pickle of a series
 NimrodXIV: Saw X is the eye-sucker, yes
 ButButTheJesus: @Seth_Erickson same
frank_the_great: Yep! Brutal scene, turned out to just be a thought though, didn't happen
 Mr_Horrible: "...does that mean good or bad?"
 TehAmelie: oh no, hot pickle is a thing now
 Rat__Queen_69: I'd rather watch a video essay about the traps than ever watch the movies
 Eggmojii: Chat, if you like Korean horror, watch Exhuma. Just came out and it was amazing.
 saucemaster5000: big, unpleasant, and hard to swallow?
 Mr_Horrible: *does not elaborate*
 PawssumFable: You know, there's these hot pickles called Hot Damn Dills
 PawssumFable: Those are nice
 MilkInBags: i love how the saw guy was paid to play a corpse for a whole movie
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hot pickle boondoggle
 Blip2004: OOP time
 Seth_Erickson: Love good chunky sound effects
 MilkInBags: the ion storm sound effect in helldivers 2 is so good
 PawssumFable: They're by the YeeHaw pickle company
 thatguysteve2709: Done @eggmojii writing it down
 EvilBadman: @thefluffiestguineapig Good name for this ep
 betweenmyself: “Wakey wakey, eggs and DANGER!”
 Rat__Queen_69: Kiddo makes my warframe player fight or flight activate
JusticeJuice: Is the hot pickle moat before the cock wall or after?
 NorthstarTex: Ok Thor
 Omthebox: Why did people think this game could be game of the year.
 Mr_Horrible: I don't think so?
 saucemaster5000: ngl, I'm only half aying attention, but this is more wirters are gods self-wankery than a stephen king novel
 Mr_Horrible: I think Scratch is who you fished outta the lake
 Mr_Horrible: while Alan was still trapped
 ButButTheJesus: I think you were playing as Wake, he's still stuck inside
 Seth_Erickson: @saucemaster5000 that was the first game too tbf
 NorthstarTex: Wake is still in the Dark Place
 Mr_Horrible: the Dank Place, with Alan Baked
 saucemaster5000: @Seth_Erickson I... did not finish the first game for this reason
 Earthenone: are you two going to do a lore video when you are done with the game? 
 Lysander_salamander: he's very tired
 Mr_Horrible: Da Greatest City In Da Woild
 Rat__Queen_69: Big apple for a big apple pie
 lochnessseammonster: i have been watching most of these streams and i could not tell you anything about this game 
 couchboyj: Let's kick shell!
frank_the_great: Just like Zelda in TotK, really derivative 
 Mr_Horrible: I've gotten the broad strokes
MWGNZ: @Mr_Horrible "light good, dark bad"
 NorthstarTex: I mean that place is a nutty place, like there was a whole musical number and everything
 saucemaster5000: @lochnessseammonster That's most of this show for me. Iam working, tbf
 Mr_Horrible: @MWGNZ write that down write that down 
 Seth_Erickson: So true
twistedsylvan: @MWGNZ up until recently, also worked for Destiny
Zalthia: Oh man I have to make my bed
 WiJohn: Time to have a concert!
 itira: @saucemaster5000 same though, i have no idea whats going on 
 RatherLargeToad: I’m still waiting for Jessie to show up and throw a forklift at Scratch
 Lysander_salamander: it's cool that she's related to the band
 EvilBadman: @twistedsylvan oh did it get laid off too
 Seth_Erickson: Oh shit this clicker can boost my grilled cheese sandwich 
 BusTed: 🤘
 WiJohn: It's the musical episode!
The_Timo: Young Stan Lee voice?
twistedsylvan: @EvilBadman OOF
MWGNZ: why not use the clicker for no more dark place?
 RatherLargeToad: he looks like Harry from Harry and the Hendersons
 NorthstarTex: Tor is literally the norse god of thunder, so maybe?
 CaptainSpam: Just a Generic Cartoon Animal.  Like the Animaniacs' Warner Brothers and Sister.
 itira: He looks like the crawled out of Moria
 niccus: alan wake if alan was a kid's picture book writer
twistedsylvan: @MWGNZ basically there seems to be some kind of intelligence that decides if a work of fiction 'works' for Cauldron Lake to manifest. If it isn't interesting or dramatic enough, nothing will happen
 Rat__Queen_69: They just wait patiently for you finish your brain blast
 RealGamerCow: just drooling a little, mumbling
 TheAwkes: One simple thing left to do. Fix Everything™
 ButButTheJesus: maybe mind place only takes a few seconds
 Fanklok: It's like that episode of Scrubs that follows The Todd and we just get to watch JD be in a day dream for like 30 seconds
 Mr_Horrible: "This is all that's left. Go home?"
  Juliamon: love a good clear PoNT
 Lysander_salamander: "Nah it's all right. She'll pop back to reality with a non-sequitor and then it's fine."
BurgerGamer: would you like to go to the end game
 Mr_Horrible: 
Zalthia: This part is so good
 RatherLargeToad: Wait, let me do all the mini games first!
goombalax: "I have a mysterious feeling that this section of the game is ending, weird"
frank_the_great: I like it when games do that, but I also like it when games have a post-game
 gamercat88: maybe Casey has IBS
 Mr_Horrible: his tummy hurts but he's being very brave
 lochnessseammonster: 
 itira: doesnt want to wrinkle the suit i guess
 ghizmou: He could have been wearing a really long scarf and it would have fit
twistedsylvan: "I know I've been gutshot, but please let me still be hot"
 betweenmyself: “It’s be funny if we finish the game today.” *credits roll thirty seconds later*
 Seth_Erickson: Take my ppicture please Anderson
 Lysander_salamander: yeah
 Blakemcm: me every day
 EvilBadman: I think y'all still have a wake section at the movies. So maybe not tonight.
 ButButTheJesus: maybe he just had too much easter candy
 Rat__Queen_69: He's leaning on everything in the most I'm being nonchalant way possible
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WOOF
 Lysander_salamander: oh heck
 lochnessseammonster: 
Zalthia: 
goombalax: he's had to poop for an hour and hes just been powering through it
 NorthstarTex: holy shit bud...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I tolerated a horrific bleeding ulcer because people kept saying i was just being a wimp
 itira: Sounds terrible but you were very brave
 Thefluffiestguineapig: People take pain so not seriously
 Mr_Horrible: legit proud of you, homie
IsSecretlyPaul: dude they should give this guy a napkin
 itira: glad youre feeling better though D:
 RealGamerCow: What did you do to get better?
 Isaac3567: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yeah my family said that to me and my Crohn's got so bad I was half dead in the hospital before they stopped saying it
 EvilBadman: If you want the gun in the glass, the code is in the same room. Is puzzle, per usual.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah he's bloodied up because his brother exploded all over him
 Blakemcm: was it bacterial or from stress? like lifting stress?
 Rat__Queen_69: Need a side quest to give that man a wet wipe
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 Eggmojii: its a Finnish thing, dont worry about it
 Mr_Horrible: I'd believe that, tbh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Isaac3567 Yuuuuuuuuuuup, my lips were the same color as the rest of my skin
 Eggmojii: Ilmo is badass
 lochnessseammonster: yeah fair. i'm sure covid didn't help
 Blakemcm: hey that adds up, stress does so much to our bodies. sorry to hear Adam
 Mr_Horrible: bacteria exacerbated by stress is pretty common for stomach bullshit
 betweenmyself: glad ya got over your tummy troubs 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ummmmm, not sure if ulcers are stress induced
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I hope it's not virus induced ulcers, you have that virus forever
IsSecretlyPaul: do it
 Blakemcm: oooohhh dont show me your feet or all get scarrrred
 Fanklok: Yes how do you think right wing grift works
 ButButTheJesus: #NotACult?
 niccus: not a cult
 lochnessseammonster: laughter is more powerful than screams though
Zalthia: No
 Mr_Horrible: I'm not scared of you or this game
 itira: im so scurd rn
frank_the_great: Pass
 thatguysteve2709: No
 Saintnex: No
 Seth_Erickson: unbelievably scared
 Rat__Queen_69: I'm so spooked right now
 Scarbble: totally spooped
 Thefluffiestguineapig: #notacult
 gualdhar: I'm scared streamer
BurgerGamer: no
The_Timo: AHHHHH
 DaFhaye: I'm terrified
 SnackPak_: I'm scared
 SpoonfullOfSugar: that you're scared
 couchboyj: 
 korvys: Nah
MWGNZ: ah
 ab50luteunit: So scared
 BusTed: 
therepoman__: 
 lochnessseammonster: 
Zalthia: No I'm not allowed to lie
patrick_stonecrusher: Scawed
 NimrodXIV: very scawwy
infinity_225: terrified
 CastleOtranto: im scawed
DaSunao: 
goombalax: im scared
 NorthstarTex: am I?
 Eggmojii: sorry ben i cant lie to you
plundypops: Blue freezy
 Fanklok: Come say that to my face Ben
 ButButTheJesus: NOW i'm scared
 marshacado: im having a very nice itme
 0x6772: "That you're scared."
 Rhynerd: oh geez
Astramentha: that you’re scared
 NotCainNorAbel: I'm scared /s
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Lysander_salamander: I'm vewwy swared
 Omthebox: I'm scared of baby faces
 Jennie_Fuchsia: oh no scary
 Xed_Regulus: Scared
 KV1NN4: eek i'm scared!
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ThorSokar: scared of what?
HesGotNoPants: Ban me you won't
IsSecretlyPaul: you can't ban me in a way that matters
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 DaFhaye: The scare tax has been paid
 Rat__Queen_69: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "You're very scared"
 Blip2004: super scared 
 itsr67: THATS ME
 lochnessseammonster:   
 Mr_Horrible: ook ook spook spook
infinity_225: type
 ab50luteunit: Type
 NorthstarTex: !chat
  LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
 RealGamerCow: Jokes on you you don't get paid more per chat interaction
 Phailhammer: ook ook so scared
 saucemaster5000: I didn't say shit!
 ButButTheJesus:   <-- it me
 betweenmyself: I pooed myself!  Also I’m scared 
 lochnessseammonster: 
Astramentha: we all just want to Senpai to notice us
patrick_stonecrusher: [Applause
 itira: Palia
Makrosian_Tae: Jokes on you I haven't engaged in 47 years
 Eggmojii: PoE
 Peter_Chordash: Pants, full of poop
 Blakemcm: Age of empires 2
 Jennie_Fuchsia: Palia
 ab50luteunit: Stardew
 CaptinOfBeez: Engagement! but only because I like yous guys
therepoman__: It's pretty easy to make fun of Destiny 2 players to be fair
Mathwyn: Hey I'm playing Fallout 76 on my first monitor
 Mr_Horrible: you can do this Adam
 RealGamerCow: FF 14
The_Timo: Balatro
 Ferisar: any bg3s
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Animal Crossing
 Eggmojii: getting this flicker holy relic necro going
 rosesmcgee: In all likelihood it's porn on the first monitor. Perverts
 RealGamerCow: Gotta be
 lochnessseammonster: i'm playing two dots
 Mr_Horrible: it started on Friday my dude come on
 DaFhaye: I'm trying to make a backup character for my dnd campaign right now
 WiJohn: Dragon's Dogma 2
 xantos69: 7 Days to Die sir.
 SnackPak_: nothing
Pteraspidomorphi: Islands of Insight
 gamercat88: Balatro
 marshacado: minecraft baby
 Seth_Erickson: bg3's we're calling once
 itsr67: vsav
MWGNZ: im playing "work"
 KCMcG: Shenzhen IO
Talin06: PoE
 MrSarkhan: Cobalt Core
 Rat__Queen_69: Jokes on you, you're on my main screen
Bruceski: FF14 just added a pettable wolf mount, so that's a pretty easy call
 DaFhaye: I can't decide on race
 Eggmojii: youre on my 3rd monitor
 Seth_Erickson: bg3's we're calling twice
 shendaras: Mom, he's farming the engagement again.
 NorthstarTex: Elden Ring 
Zalthia: I'm on mobile
 thatguysteve2709: What would happen if chat disappeared not viewers just chat?
 Saintnex: jokes on you, I’m just lying in bed feeling sick lol
The_Timo: Balatro Bois!
Makrosian_Tae: Elden Ring
 ghizmou: balatro booyys
Darth_Litigious: Jokes on you. I have you on my main monitor.
IsSecretlyPaul: we were looking for ff14
 itira: Wow Adam way to fuck it up
 Seth_Erickson: any bg3's this is your last chance to chime in
 Lysander_salamander: maybe that one is hard to alt-tab out of
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Rat__Queen_69 They're my main screen too!
 BusTed: gottem
ThorSokar: I have 2 main screens, got'em
JinaMahavira: I'm Dogma'ing
 saucemaster5000: shoulda said Conker's Bad Fur Day
 BorealMage: I would be Helldiving if I wasn't working rn
plundypops: I am playing a different game but kind of always wish I was playing BG3
protojman: y’all are a little too much main monitor content for bg3
 lochnessseammonster: i'm painting neon leopard print on my nails
 Seth_Erickson: My guns don't have codes KKona brother
 Ferisar: what protojman said
ライシェン: @thefluffiestguineapig yooo other AC player! 
 Ferisar: it's distracting
 Mr_Horrible: Code for a gun? What is this, The Quarry?
 Ferisar: couldn't play bg3
 Elevation_4000_FT: I can't type right now I'm driving
 itira: @lochnessseammonster 
 Tweygoh: I’m workin in a lumber mill
 Rhynerd: i’m drawing
 betweenmyself: was really hoping just *one* person was playing Alan Wake 1 on main monitor 
 lochnessseammonster: @itira 
frank_the_great: Reddit tbh
 Rat__Queen_69: It's a laptop, so only you two
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ライシェン Sup! I'm so late to the AC bug but the cherry blossom stuff is great
barbmitzvah: You assume I have the money for a second monitor
 ab50luteunit: I don't have another monitor, you boys are on TV
 Kramburger: I'm writing
BurgerGamer: I got mine o clock on the side monitor 
 itira: Im decorating in Palia *aggressive dab*
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Main monitor
 Blakemcm: handheld Soul Silver over here
 Eggmojii: I have the Vintage Cube stream paused on the second monitor, you guys are on 3rd
 That_Jerk_RMED: For the record: Adam was correct, I have Destiny 2 open on the other monitor.  
 korvys: Second monitor is a webcam in Japan, cause there was an earthquake in Taiwan, and there might be a tsunami
Sparklyopteryx: You're on our 70" TV right now
 Rat__Queen_69: Finger counting to...what?
 SnackPak_: ya need more fingers?
goombalax: I was playing renekton top for the first time, got my ass handed to my by sett
 betweenmyself: Ben’s running outta fingies! 
 SmithKurosaki: What was the question?
 0x6772: Um, divide by 10?
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ライシェン: @thefluffiestguineapig haha the cherry blossom season is so lovely in the game ∩^ω^∩ enjoy the islanding!
 Rat__Queen_69: I see the gears turning
 ghizmou: Adam, help your friend, let him borrow your fingers
 Ferisar: sett is goated
 Jennie_Fuchsia: @sparklyopteryx That’s my setup too and I can’t stop laughing when Adam asks to be on the big monitor
 Ferisar: sorry brother
IsSecretlyPaul: renekton mid
 ButButTheJesus: other way
 Mr_Horrible: no, he's a Crocodile, Adaam
 thatguysteve2709: 327
 hieroglyphica: Yeah I think you guys count as my main monitor, you're on my living room tv, I'm finishing a baby fascinator for my newborn niece
 Phailhammer: You set it to 337
barbmitzvah: You wrote the wrong number in the key
 Seth_Erickson: you had 337 BVen
  Pharmacistjudge: you never put in the code right
 Fanklok: You said 327 then put in 337
 couchboyj: Pretty sure he's thr gator
queercrafting_chonk: You're not just main monitor, you're on the TV!
 MrSarkhan: 
IsSecretlyPaul: okay he got me
 NorthstarTex: Renekton mid, I own that crock hide butt with Volibear
Zalthia: Back when I played LOL I was a mean Orianna Mid lane
 SohNata: Did you see there's a Renektoy Plush now, Adam?
BurgerGamer: renekton's a bottom, lets not lie to ourselves
 ButButTheJesus: you did 337
 EvilBadman: You are on the correct track
  Pharmacistjudge: that kind of bottom
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I can see it
 Seth_Erickson: none of the ascendants are bottoms
 Ferisar: NASUS CAN'T RUN FOREVER *gets railed*
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But there's a lot of kinds of bottoms
IsSecretlyPaul: hes a power bottom
 NorthstarTex: I've seen the art 
 Mr_Horrible: nah, he's a Brat Bottom
 Rat__Queen_69: Oh, the numbers reset every 9
Sparklyopteryx: He for sure is
goombalax: Power Bottom
 ghizmou: oh yeah, with his tongue out, I can see it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah
 Ferisar: bratty bottom
 Ferisar: come on adam
n3ther: ben's got a point
 SquareDotCube: I'm guessing red text.
 NimrodXIV: oh Adam
Sparklyopteryx: Tops don't gotta posture like that
 Lysander_salamander: Bratty sub?
 Seth_Erickson: No shot he's a bottom imo
 NorthstarTex: Oh adam
 Ferisar: adam
 ab50luteunit: Big brat energy
 Kramburger: Come on adam, you your brain
 SnackPak_: yeah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I promise you don't know all the terms Adam
 SohNata: Ohhhh, here we go
 BorealMage: Nobody can ever know *all* the terms
 lochnessseammonster: 
 ghizmou: It's when you refuse to clean
 itira: oh myyyy 
 Blakemcm: oh no not my bottom
 NorthstarTex: yes
 saucemaster5000: And then you spank em. C'mon
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They misbehave to be punished
 Rat__Queen_69: Playful resistance
 shendaras: wow
ThorSokar: Someone who LIKES being punished
 Fanklok: That was sunday
JusticeJuice: Awww Adam's cute.
 Mr_Horrible: well good news, He's back
 cosarprime: Is that a surprise?
 ButButTheJesus: its true we do
 NotCainNorAbel: I'm with Adam, every day a new term
 Lysander_salamander: They're all "make me do it, you coward"
Dezponia: Adam learning about all the fun things
 CaptainSpam: Yeah, I decided I stopped caring about terms ages ago.  Turns out I don't have a categorization fetish. 
 cosarprime: You've met chat before
 SohNata: They make the top work for that paycheck
 SquareDotCube: Try 279
Bruceski: Bratting is a sub in a relationship acting out to encourage the top to take control.
 DaFhaye: Jesus closed the door on me and through away the key
 ButButTheJesus: its the other way
 lochnessseammonster: that actually made me laugh out loud 
 Seth_Erickson: Jesus didn't rise up for this *gestures vaguely*
 niccus: who's jesus? what are his abilities
 korvys: New meta, bro
 Mr_Horrible: okay Grampa Simpson
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @CaptainSpam 
 ghizmou: try finger but hole
IsSecretlyPaul: it will happen to you
 ab50luteunit: Bratty top
Bruceski: That term's at least 20 years old because that's when I learned it
 saucemaster5000: Look if you don't play the new season...
 Rat__Queen_69: There's a lot of terms, like an entire books worth
 BusTed: gotta keep a better eye on the patch notes
ThorSokar: that is not a new term
 SohNata: Just wait till you hear about Service Tops
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Rat__Queen_69 More than one
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Me
plundypops: nah, there are infinite terms and everyone says them like everyone should know them.
 gualdhar: an asshole
Bruceski: A bratty top is just a jerk
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes
 Blakemcm: oh no not my weiner
 Rat__Queen_69: @Thefluffiestguineapig true
 Eggmojii: Adam so Abe Simpson rn
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I've done it, but not long term
 0x6772: All of the book titles have UFO in them.
 DaFhaye: Brat is usually just bottom
 inconsideratehat: That would just get silly
 Mr_Horrible: could love bloom even on the Brat Battlefield?
 lochnessseammonster: bratty switch is the best
 Octonomicon: You think terms don't exist until you've heard of them?
BurgerGamer: that sounds like an awful relationship
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It depends
 aClonedPickle: oh, maybe quincey is first? 723?
silenceaux: Brat implies you don't actually control the situation
IsSecretlyPaul: ngl bratty bottoms can be jerks
 NorthstarTex: A bratty bottom can be put into their place
 saucemaster5000: Bottoms misbehave on pupose
 Jennie_Fuchsia: bratty top is just a bad dom
silenceaux: Part 1 Part 2 Part 3
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben i object, bratty tops are often people being shitty on purpose
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So many
 ab50luteunit: Robin
 Mr_Horrible: Pearl from Splatoon
 Blakemcm: Donald Duck
 saucemaster5000: Pippin
 couchboyj: Spongebob Nopants is from Bratty Bottom
 gamercat88: Bilbo
BurgerGamer: renekton
 NorthstarTex: Renekton
queercrafting_chonk: Catra
 SnackPak_: Tidus
 Xed_Regulus: Dennis the Meance
Zalthia: Rodimus Prime
 lochnessseammonster: @saucemaster5000 
 ab50luteunit: Robin from batman
Makrosian_Tae: Rodimus Prime no. Hot Rod yes
 EvilBadman: @xed_regulus let's not name actual children
 BusTed: optimus wannabe
 Seth_Erickson: someone get jacob in here
 unbanjitte: yooo whats up
 itsr67: autobutts
 ShaneLeeAtk: We need Jacob to weigh in.,
 Mr_Horrible: wow, I can't believe Adam is an Ultra Magnus simp
 Thefluffiestguineapig: True bratty tops often are more into the psychological aspect but just don't call themselves that
 BusTed: You got the touch, etc
 raulghoulia: Arise Rodimus Prime
 rosesmcgee: The matrix
 KV1NN4: Rodimus haa a neat design but... yeah
 inconsideratehat: I mean, pretty sure Harley Quinn is peak bratty bottom
  QuixoticScrivener: Summon Jacob, we are talking about transformers.
 itira: Willow
 Xed_Regulus: @EvilBadman Fair point. I rescind my statement
Makrosian_Tae: YOUVE GOT THE TOUCH
 raulghoulia: but he's the Unsolved Mysteries guy
 Mr_Horrible: Good news, Starscream will absolutely take you up on that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I thought Jacob had come into the studio
 BusTed: The triplechanger?
  QuixoticScrivener: Rumble and Frenzy are bratty bottoms.
Zalthia: Jetfire is one, and Astrotrain is also one
 RatherLargeToad: And then spent the entirety of his leadership tenure whining about how hard it was
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: I genuinely he thought was yelling "HELL YEAH" about the transformers opions
 BusTed: Space shuttle, train, robot
 Ferisar: oh are we gonna get to the thing this stream
 Ferisar: that'd be fun
 RealGamerCow: I can go on rails or in space. No where else.
 saucemaster5000: I'd turn into a playstation Kinect
 SmithKurosaki: A bratty bottom is someone who enjoys DannyPhantom's old tiktoks 
 Mr_Horrible: the only good transformer is Soundwave and that's settled science
NarishmaReborn: not much good for the disguise part of robots in disguise
 raulghoulia: there's also a combiner shuttle that forms the arm on Bruticus
 Kramburger: Wait, did Saga just ask them to write Herald of Darkness
 Seth_Erickson: Danny Phantom is a cartoon Adam
 Mr_Horrible: Ben's possessed, Adam
Makrosian_Tae:   
 Rat__Queen_69: Love how you know the lyrics
 NorthstarTex: Thank you Ben
 Mr_Horrible: you know what you have to do
  QuixoticScrivener: @Mr_Horrible Soundwave is superior to the moral concept of "good."
therepoman__: 
 unbanjitte: danny phantoms mom tho
 betweenmyself: Devastator is a walking roboboy orgy 
kimmibeans: Ben knows what's up
 Mr_Horrible: @QuixoticScrivener Good in the "it's peak" sense, not the moral sense 
 Seth_Erickson: Most cartoon moms are dump trucks
 itsr67: LOL
 itsr67: the look
 raulghoulia: Sky Lynx was also a space shuttle. I'd say most transformers were space ships
 ghizmou: she's baptised btw
 Rat__Queen_69: Same with jimmy neutron and fairly odd parents, all cartoon moms are something else
Makrosian_Tae: @betweenmyself I prefer to refer to the combiners as "closeted poly"
 Mr_Horrible: Boys, please, there's a very emotional moment going on
drizztnailo: adam what are you googling on the company computer?
 Seth_Erickson: was it the goth lady?
 Tweygoh: was it ember
 Fanklok: Yes Ben everybody liked the goth chicks
queercrafting_chonk: Danny Phantom is so good for that
 Rat__Queen_69: Ember is a great choice
IsSecretlyPaul: i like the evil ghost dude
 saucemaster5000: okay... but can we all admit robin hood fox?
 Blakemcm: Alan Wake can make anything real and he doesnt write that he has an 11 inch ding dong. what a doofus
kimmibeans: I was going to guess Sam
 PhilanthropyLich: I remember Ember's name
 NorthstarTex: I thought it was the box ghost
IsSecretlyPaul: Vlad was sick
 Seth_Erickson: I don't remember enough about Danny Phantom tbf
 itsr67: LOL
 SnackPak_: add rule 34
n3ther: yeah why
 couchboyj: I doubt Danny Phantom's mom is baptized, anyway.
 lochnessseammonster: 
n3ther: explain to the class
 Lysander_salamander: I've never had cable as a youth.  Someday I should catch up on it I guess.
 Rat__Queen_69: Search history gonna look mighty sus
 Mr_Horrible: so glad I could catch The Last Let's Nope
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 itsr67: danny phantom's rival was a vampire ghost
 EvilBadman: Imagine trying to police LRR workplace searches
 niccus: the pickles are a different family
 saucemaster5000: invader zim can invade me anytime
Valbatross_: Pantsless is so much weirder than just typing like, R34 or something
 itsr67: sauce
goombalax: ask Beej
 raulghoulia: Dexter's mom
 thatguysteve2709: Bees dick
therepoman__: @saucemaster5000 extremely loud incorrect buzzer
queercrafting_chonk: Danny Fenton as a trans boy is the best headcanon imo
 Blakemcm: probably an accidental slur from Serge
 Mr_Horrible: looking at Telos Wireless's website
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
squ3e: XDD
 BusTed: ben's turn
  QuixoticScrivener: FELCHING
 ButButTheJesus: oh no
ThorSokar: that's probably the least offensive TODAY
 itsr67: too pure
 ghizmou: TMI
 0x6772: I mean, just pull up the search history.
 DaFhaye: Oh no
 Fanklok: If anyone asks why you googled something on a company computer just say you were checking reference
IsSecretlyPaul: adam got ben with the bratty bottom
 itira: its ok Ben we dont need to talk about it
 NimrodXIV: you don't know brat, but you know that?
twistedsylvan: whatever it is, either Beej or Ian is responsible for it
 Seth_Erickson: You don't want to
 SnackPak_: now Ben's gotta google that
 ghyllnox: 
 Kramburger: People have gotten Serge to google some STUFF
 betweenmyself: “Days since company computers were infected with Malware” *furious erasing* “0”
 DaFhaye: No no it's okay
 CaptainSpam: Oh, so the student becomes the master.
 Rat__Queen_69: I don't know, and I don't want to know
 NorthstarTex: lets not go there 
 itsr67: dont say it
ThorSokar: Probably Bideting
 korvys: don't
n3ther: it's like belching right
 kdefinition: NO
josh___something: DON'T
 DaFhaye: Don't worry about it Ben
 ghyllnox: Oh hey Adam's got one on Ben
 Lysander_salamander: Time for a John Waters movie marathon
Makrosian_Tae: DONT LOOK IT UP
 Mr_Horrible: awww, they're BOTH learning stuff today, that's so cute!
 SohNata: Oh nooooooooooo
 ButButTheJesus: noep
squ3e: Ah the classic game of chicken to see which of your friends can name the weirdest porn thing
Makrosian_Tae: !sir
 Ferisar: cowards
 lochnessseammonster: i don't know what that is... but i feel like i shouldn't google it 
 NorthstarTex: 
twistedsylvan: you will be happier if you don't know, Ben
 Rat__Queen_69: One of those terms to not look up I'm guessing
 Eggmojii: forgot what it is but now i remember
 Seth_Erickson: one less thing to rot your already rotting mind
 Lysander_salamander: it's not like splooshing
Bruceski: I've been on the internet too long, I don't have a baseline for weird
Last1031: now that implies another question what is most offense thing searched out of innocence
 Ferisar: ben will figure it out
 saucemaster5000: Ben currently trying to get through company porn blockers
 Fanklok: Ben it's been like 2 months there;s no way you already forgot this place
 Ferisar: that's what she said
 Ferisar: :^)
 Makrosian_Tae: Subs! Subs for the poor!
wildpeaks: it was made for us
 Seth_Erickson: fence; penetrated
twistedsylvan: 'impenetrable'
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 saucemaster5000: Go on
josh___something: owo
 Rat__Queen_69: Oh yeha?
 KV1NN4: Is Splooshing different from Sploshing or jsut an alternative spelling?
IsSecretlyPaul: its just been a while
 ButButTheJesus: uwu
ThorSokar: Eventually someone becomes the person no one wants to play that game with anymore
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Xed_Regulus: That's what they said
squ3e: Finally, a stream I can relate to!
BurgerGamer: phrasing!
twistedsylvan: are you in yet?
Astramentha: 
 Lysander_salamander: I'm pretty sure John Waters made up the word and everyone went, "yeah that sounds like a good word for it."
 korvys: Do the hockey pokey
 Fanklok: Hey last night Ian said "nice hole Kathleen"
 Tweygoh: do the shaq shimmy
 Rat__Queen_69: Absolutely confused, honestly same
therepoman__: ???
 Seth_Erickson: 
 SnackPak_: 
SmoreThanAFeelin: 
 itira: hahaha that got me good 
barbmitzvah: Virtual insanity
 Andymonium: oh lord he slidin
 raulghoulia: "band"
 couchboyj: He's gonna kick some canned heat up your rear tonight
 RealGamerCow: yeah Ben's not Jordan.
 Rat__Queen_69: Doesn't help that bts also means behind the scenes, context is needed sometimes
 Lysander_salamander: you'd think a flare to the face would be enough
 BusTed: oh no he's putting on the hat
 betweenmyself: *that day when you learned Jamiroque is the name of the band, not just the frontman*
patrick_stonecrusher: First genie wish is to move like Jamaraqui
 Lysander_salamander: ouch
 Mr_Horrible: shove one in my sternum instead, please
 Fanklok: Is flare street slang for a hot pickle?
 NorthstarTex: I'd do it
 Seth_Erickson: sounds like a challenge
josh___something: coward
 DiamondMX: Depend on how hot the pickle is.
 DaFhaye: That sounds like way more of a choking hazard
 korvys: Could you climb the hot pickle wall?
 TheAwkes: They could be hot gherkins.
 ButButTheJesus: pls god no
 lochnessseammonster: 
 DiamondMX: Jalapenos, you could probably stuff a few in there.
 NimrodXIV: okay, so there's a hot pickle wall...
 Rat__Queen_69: Time to find out who's part snake I guess
 0x6772: I think that bridge needs a little work, Tor.
Dezponia: You should look up the Pickle In The Fridge song
 Lysander_salamander: this seems like it's going to backfire
 Seth_Erickson: Do you stuff all of them in your mouth?
 itira: is it a MAGIC pickle wall?
 Fanklok: No hands
 Ferisar: @Lysander_salamander no way
 NorthstarTex: I'd listen to Tor's album
 gawag_: have we talked about chamoy pickles
trebuchetboy: bars
 0x6772: But they're pickled human penises.
 Andymonium: is the pickle wall circumcised
 ghizmou: at the top is danny phantom's mom
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah
Bruceski: Old Gods of Crash-hard
 Lysander_salamander: yes
trebuchetboy: @0x6772 stop right now
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Fuck
 rosesmcgee: Jokes on you. I would fellate those pickles for free
 Ferisar: wallrugs are a thing adam
 Lysander_salamander: turn the camera on the side
 Rat__Queen_69: Bens changing the game to make this work
 Ferisar: come on
 Seth_Erickson: that's called the floor
 itira: you slither through the hot pickle rug
 BusTed: We've cracked this case wide open.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Blip2004: hot pickle shag carpet
 ButButTheJesus: your walls are fuzzy?
 ShaneLeeAtk: 2 pickles
 GhostValv: is the rug single?
 RealGamerCow: Hot Pickle Rug is my new password
josh___something: Is the rug single?
JusticeJuice: Hot pickle Moat before the dick wall, the the butt ballistra then 20k?
josh___something: FUCK
 itira: 
 lochnessseammonster: 
 couchboyj: Gerkin count
The_Timo: Is the rug baptised?
 betweenmyself: yes, the logistics of using only your mouth is whee this hypothetical falls apart
josh___something: no
 Scarbble: is the rug single?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hot pickle rug boondoggle
patrick_stonecrusher: Inscrutable Tubes
BurgerGamer: pickle rug? funniest shit I ever seen
 dumbo3k: is the rug baptized?
 Fanklok: Hot Pickle Rug is the name of my Red Hot Chili Peppers cover band
  QuixoticScrivener: Tor is doing something cool, and we are not observing it.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Gottem!
 BusTed: 
 Rat__Queen_69: That pun is great
 Seth_Erickson: How many Gerkins that blanket kicking
 ButButTheJesus: GDI
 Lysander_salamander: Pickles are cool
 NorthstarTex: Tor > Pickle Convo 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But how does the gherkin rug integrate into the subway-verse
 betweenmyself: this is what I call Main Page Material 
 kdefinition: Damn overlanders
 Rat__Queen_69: Lot of commotion is the game and we're talking about pickles
 Ferisar: they had it coming
 Mr_Horrible: what, did fuckin' Timbersaw come through here?
 lochnessseammonster: you are not a mighty dill, you are just a baby gerkin
 itira: The game is just background noise for this hot pickle conversation
 saucemaster5000: Sounds like a perfect place to pracice dillatio
 Seth_Erickson: Yogi this is gonna be our last p p p picnic
 BusTed: I don't know about this, Yogi
josh___something: In the fuckin family guy death stance
 Fanklok: Speaking of the Subwayverse, does the Monte Cristo (sandwich) exist in it?
 Lysander_salamander: They know what they did
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @itira All games are background for subwayverse development
 Seth_Erickson: Scooby is great
IsSecretlyPaul: yogi bear was a goverment plant
 Eggmojii: yeah cmon adam, not scoob
 itira: @Thefluffiestguineapig *nodders*
 RatherLargeToad: Boo-boo…I’m deader…than the average…bear
 Rat__Queen_69: This is totally meant to be a serious spooky scene, but the convo is so unserious. It's great
 Seth_Erickson: Don't come at us Scooby fans
 Mr_Horrible: Scoobert Doobert Adherent
 couchboyj: Mystery Inc was a banger
 itira: yes
ThorSokar: NOW we're just starting fights 
patrick_stonecrusher: Scooby Doobie Dude, if you will
 Seth_Erickson: That's acceptable
 Eggmojii: sure
 MrSarkhan: Yeah that's fair
josh___something: yep
 Mr_Horrible: the Flintstones canonically fucked, yes
 DiamondMX: Which one of the Flintstones are we fucking?
 BusTed: Honeymooners wannabe ass cartoon
 saucemaster5000: Fred Flintsone def went full MAGA
 korvys: Ok, but fuck scrappy doo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Some of the barney actors were.......................unfortunate
patrick_stonecrusher: Betty 100%
 TheAwkes: Fuck Betty, tho, amirite...
 Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 where was Frederick Flintstone on January 6th?
 lochnessseammonster: i loved wilma
IsSecretlyPaul: define reload
squ3e: Gow had it on like Rb iirc
 shendaras: Some watch and play thing I'm sure.
 RealGamerCow: some watch and play nonsense
 betweenmyself: He stole Fred’s Fruity Pebbles…  That’s punishable by death in my house
  Pharmacistjudge: someone put it on click stick down
 itsr67: gow yeah
 Mr_Horrible: I haven't reloaded on a controller in probably 5 years
  Pharmacistjudge: i forgot the game
 DiamondMX: Uhh, the game with the chainsaw guns?
 Makrosian_Tae: Gears of War maps it to R1
 EvilBadman: Does gears of wars action reload count?
 Rat__Queen_69: Original re4 had some interesting controls in general
 MrSarkhan: Gears of War. I always hated reloading in those games
 kdefinition: I just watched a Civvie11 about this. Dr Radiaki
 letfireraindown: Gears of War, at least the original 3 had right bumper
trebuchetboy: offscreen
 DiamondMX: Gears of War also made reloading a minigame, so that's kinda weird.
 Mr_Horrible: Gears was RT to fire RB to reload, right?
Talin06: some early ps2 game
 Mr_Horrible: that seemed kinda okay
 Rhynerd: does receiver count?
 kdefinition: Bound reload to... space bar, I think?
BurgerGamer: I liked active reload
IsSecretlyPaul: google chrome has it on F5
 ButButTheJesus: Killzone 3 I think you could twist the Move controller to reload
squ3e: Gears reloadding never felt weird to me though
 niccus: there's the intentionally weirdly accurate rigamarole of Receiver 1/2
 Mr_Horrible: active reload was fun
therepoman__: Active reload was dope
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @IsSecretlyPaul TRUE
 DiamondMX: It was cool, but it was also weird.
 Makrosian_Tae: Active reload was good
 thatguysteve2709: Active reload was cool
 Rat__Queen_69: Prob when they're figuring out 3d games and shooter game in general
The_Timo: It's good yeah, mini game in my shooter
 raulghoulia: played GoW once, 15 years ago. why do I remember what button the reload was?
 Ferisar: screwdriver
 RealGamerCow: oh yeah there were some games that did reload by tilting the playstation controller up
 betweenmyself: best reload is Time Crisis; just step off the pedal
 shendaras: screwdriver
 Lysander_salamander: that's so weird
 EvilBadman: 🪛
CoderBugsworth: Receiver was fun but reloading took so many button presses
MWGNZ:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
 Rat__Queen_69: Of all the items?!?
josh___something: lmao
squ3e: GAME OF THE YEAR
 itira: 
 Ferisar: cheap locks brother
 Mr_Horrible: we can see why BG3 won 
MWGNZ: gaming
 Makrosian_Tae: Excuse?
 DiamondMX: Traditional adventure game mechanic, rub every object on every other object until something works.
 Fanklok: Yo this game sucks, BG3 deserves any awards it won
IsSecretlyPaul: adam you don't cut through those locks
Bunny_yote: must be a masterloack
 LordZarano: Receiver takes multiple steps to reload, but that's a gun simulator so that's kinda expected
IsSecretlyPaul: they are weaker on the joint pressure
 Mr_Horrible: actually was complete on launch, couldn't even beat BG3 
 Ferisar: what paul said
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/CoweringZealousFoxTriHard-PA7BzPWFgE0aZZio
 Ferisar: the locking mechanism is the weakest part
 thatguysteve2709: I love that Lariin has stepped away from dnd
 DiamondMX: They really should have given you another master lock so you could open this master lock.
 Mr_Horrible: Allen All The what, though?
 Makrosian_Tae: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Add a point in Bear.
 Lysander_salamander: yeah that scans
 couchboyj: Kingpin ladder noise
 ButButTheJesus: I'd try some Korn
 saucemaster5000: I'd make the AOL startup noise
 raulghoulia: Adam, as a monster, what's your defining feature?
 Seth_Erickson: That theme song though
squ3e: I'd do some standup, captive audience and all that
 Seth_Erickson: banging
IsSecretlyPaul: I should watch mash
 EvilBadman: Well Suicide is Painless
 Fanklok: Isn't MASH older than Adam?
 BusTed: Welcome. You've got Mail
 inconsideratehat: Alan Alda is great, he started a school where PhDs get better at communicating their research to regular folks.
 Rhynerd: aame
 Mr_Horrible: as a monster I would just start shouting "one dollar 50 cent costco hot dog"
The_Timo: the gamecube start up sound
 Tweygoh: are you. thinking of that futurama episode?
 Rhynerd: *same
ThorSokar: Dialup tones
 Lysander_salamander: I'd make the old phone internet dial-up noise
silenceaux: swamp creature
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What I would want to be or what I would really be?
josh___something: The thing in the walls
 SnackPak_: ooo
patrick_stonecrusher: Did you know MASH theme song has lyrics...? 
 betweenmyself: if this game gave romance options with Thor it would skyrocket past BG3
 Eggmojii: just bein a lil zesty
frank_the_great: You're influencers, so mind control?
 itira: LOL
 0x6772: @Fanklok M*A*S*H is probably older than anybody watching this right now.
IsSecretlyPaul: so you'd say you were a frame trap?
 Seth_Erickson: do you pull people into the painting
 Makrosian_Tae: As a monster, my defining feature would be counterspelling my opponent's Sol Ring
 SurfDownstage: "Look in a painting"???
 Mr_Horrible: he'd literally be the "I'm sick of this dude" screencap
 NotCainNorAbel: just got to stay away from the wall?
 Ferisar: @IsSecretlyPaul YOOO
 Rat__Queen_69: Seeing Adam in the corner of a painting running at me would scare me so bad
The_Timo: Ooo good spy
Kaaosa: hello gamers (derogatory)
 Ferisar: paul is so right
 itira: only real paintings or does this include prints
 Mr_Horrible: Adam pogging in the background of the Mona Lisa
  Pharmacistjudge: Do not let Adam go to Blues Clues world or he might escape
 lochnessseammonster: as a monster my defining feature is sewing 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Like the cutouts in Spooky's house of Jumpscares, where they only kill people with prexisting cardiac issues
IsSecretlyPaul: its okay ferisar it was for you
 RealGamerCow: "I like what you watch on Netflix"
 Mr_Horrible: destroying Louvre attendance
 raulghoulia: good Taz
CoderBugsworth: I'd simply turn the painting to face the wall
 Seth_Erickson: So true Odin
The_Timo: Would you need me to paint you a painting that has SF6?
 Eggmojii: oh my god my friend took so fuckin long to do this bit
 couchboyj: Posters and photographs too, or just paintings?
 Eggmojii: you got this, gamer time
 DiamondMX: lol, could that chapter title have been any more jarring.
 Fanklok: Apparently Neil Pert is an Ayn Rand stan
 Lysander_salamander: I hope there's a xylophone
 Seth_Erickson: Blasphemy
wildpeaks: let's get rocking \m/
 saucemaster5000: no base just tip
 Ferisar: they'll have bass
 gawag_: theyre the white stripes
 Ferisar: don't worry
josh___something: Jaakko D:
 Rat__Queen_69: This some l4d2 concert style hold the fort while the horde comes in
 raulghoulia: none ammo left beef
 Seth_Erickson: Alright let me in there Ben I can be there bassist
josh___something: You'll at least have the sickest backing track
 0x6772: I thought Ben was working on a melee build.
 EvilBadman: You will receive ammo
 betweenmyself: bow for the twist, Adam’s powers only work with Twitch emotes! 
josh___something: Those are from Estevez
 Eggmojii: this song slaps tho
 Ferisar: this song is a banger
 Ferisar: yeah
 Fanklok: That has to break a noise ordinance
 Seth_Erickson: It's new I'm sure
 Mr_Horrible: gimme an Alan Break
 Eggmojii: its not herald of darkness
josh___something: They're OLD. they have a curfew
 Eggmojii: its Deep Sea Summoning hell yeah
frank_the_great: We Left 4 Dead now
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @josh___something Also the world is at risk
 Ferisar: back up ben
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 Seth_Erickson: lmao
 MrSarkhan: 
BurgerGamer: lol
 EvilBadman: Banger alert
 0x6772: Wait, the Old Gods have *two* kick drums?
 Makrosian_Tae: I love this bit
 inconsideratehat: \,,/,
 ButButTheJesus: \w/
 Rat__Queen_69: VC is so into it 
 Dog_of_Myth:    
 Fanklok: Black Betty starts playing
 Eggmojii: oh yeah thats even better
 Despoiler98:    
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
MWGNZ:   
wildpeaks: bro
 Seth_Erickson: 
 Seth_Erickson: 
 Makrosian_Tae: lol
 Makrosian_Tae:  
josh___something:   
wildpeaks:   
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 lochnessseammonster: 
Zalthia: Here we go
 Mr_Horrible: look, this is what you're here for if you're at an Old Gods show
 Rat__Queen_69:   
 MrSarkhan:   
 Makrosian_Tae:    
 ButButTheJesus:   
 Ferisar: dead
 Thefluffiestguineapig:     
 Despoiler98:      hell YEAH
Kaaosa: <instrumental Intro> is my favorite lyric
josh___something: Don't worry bout it
snowyowlly: oh shit door's house band
 Phailhammer:    
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 betweenmyself:     
 Lysander_salamander: he's summoned his backup
 Seth_Erickson: dog shit continuity
 Rat__Queen_69: Continuity is off
trebuchetboy: aw yeah
josh___something: Oh look, TAKEN!
getthatrabbit: immersion ruined
 couchboyj:   
7gorobei:    
 Cptasparagus: his eyepatch is on the other side
 LostThePirate:   
 Lysander_salamander: Immersion enhanced
Zalthia: This is actually my favorite song from this game
 NorthstarTex: One of them is Baulder, and in the Norse Myths, he's hella dead.
 itira:   
squ3e: Melee only time
 EvilBadman: @zalthia Same
 RealGamerCow: This song slaps tho?
 Seth_Erickson: song slapping 👀
MWGNZ: yeah the thing Baulder is known for is 'being dead'
 Lysander_salamander: I love this.
 Makrosian_Tae: This is amazing
 Rat__Queen_69:   
 Despoiler98:    
 NorthstarTex: @MWGNZ #blameLoki
 thatguysteve2709: Dahmer made an appearance
 betweenmyself: remember chat, any and all narrative discrepancies and continuity errors can be blamed by Alan’s shitty writing 
 Rat__Queen_69: Welp
 Makrosian_Tae: Woops
Bruceski: Champion of Light is a meme-able earworm, but IMO Dark Ocean Summoning is a better song.
 Saintnex: more banger
 ButButTheJesus: @betweenmyself thx
 Rat__Queen_69: Least we get to hear more of the song
 inconsideratehat: RADICAL
 Mr_Horrible: I'm enjoying this game's commitment to hamming it up
 Fanklok: So me where paranaturals are in the constituion
 NorthstarTex: Estevez is right, I want a t-shirt too
 Rat__Queen_69:    Feels like a B movie in the best way
wildpeaks: \m/ 
josh___something:   
Bruceski: @Mr_Horrible There's something about a game that's self-aware enough to be hammy but not so much it keeps undercutting itself.
 Lysander_salamander: I remember from I think "American Nightmare" the radio host interviewing the old gods and asking how they're able to rock out despite their age
Dezponia: Hey Ben! Hey! Ben! You got to shoot the red thing Ben!
 betweenmyself: *that’s Alan’s writing as a character, not that of the dev team*
kimmibeans: Cool, I'm back just in time for the musical number
 Mr_Horrible: @Bruceski exactly. It's a tough tightrope, especially with a meta-narrative like this, but I think they pull it off
 NorthstarTex:    best BGM to a fight like this
 Lysander_salamander: wait who's on the cliff?
 Fanklok: Sure would be cool if your support were trained federal agents who know how to shoot a gun
 Makrosian_Tae: @fanklok Nah, that wouldn't be believable 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT DID YOU SAY
 ButButTheJesus: @Lysander_salamander FBC lady and FBI guy
josh___something: The mirror ones can shoot an energy beem
 Lysander_salamander: oh
 NorthstarTex: Look, don't question Baulder's shredding skills
 Ferisar: yeah it is
 Eggmojii: yep
 Makrosian_Tae: Sure looks it
 RealGamerCow: No checkpoints then eh?
 Ferisar: nope @RealGamerCow
Mathwyn: Difficulty spikes are why I play a decent number of games on easy
 Lysander_salamander: Do they have a shirt at their store?
 Makrosian_Tae: That's the REAL crime
 Makrosian_Tae: Can they change the difficulty mid-game?
 Ferisar: think so, except for hardest?
 Ferisar: might be confusing it with another game
 dumbo3k: I love that they set up pyrotechnics for this concert
 Ferisar: the axe fuckers made this very hard
 inconsideratehat: SCOOTY
 Thefluffiestguineapig: for real
 Rat__Queen_69: Moral support that could be replaced with motion tracking lights
protojman: melee build time :^ )
 Blip2004: if you played control you would understand why none of them are shooting, their aim is horrible
Zalthia:     
 Makrosian_Tae:   
 Lysander_salamander: Oh, there are several official shirts.  Nice.
 Makrosian_Tae: The jukes!
 TheAwkes: Where's that flare gun from Alan's backstage sequence when you need it?
 Ferisar: excuse me boys
 Makrosian_Tae: The slowest heal EVER
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
 Makrosian_Tae: He said he CANT HEAR ANYTHING
 0x6772: Rough mosh pit.
 Rat__Queen_69: Speak louder!
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 Rhynerd: slain by the power of rock.
 Mr_Horrible: we love a set piece
 Lysander_salamander: uh oh
 Rat__Queen_69: Game is so loud it's fighting the loud boys for top decibel
 BusTed: 
 Kramburger: I love that she had earplugs, that's smart
wildpeaks: clickety click
josh___something: true, bestie
 Rat__Queen_69: About that
BurgerGamer: got damn what a fight
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Mr_Horrible: cut to Alan drowning
 Ferisar: gotta catch up yeah
 Rat__Queen_69: He's having a rough day for sure
 NorthstarTex: time to get Alan caught up
josh___something: Back to this handsome lad
 Lysander_salamander: Break time?
 Ferisar: LOL
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Alan Wake and the Terribly Awful Very Horrible Day
squ3e: Jesus this is a long one huh
 Ferisar: it's a big game yeah
 PhilanthropyLich: Maybe 1 more day, probably 2
 I_Am_Clockwork: 5000 heyho nope friends
 Ferisar: uh oh
 ButButTheJesus: got there!
 BusTed: Ilmo, anyway
josh___something: Jaakko's dead, adam D:
 Ferisar: i know it's awkward but i really like how it's impossible to tell which shadows are real until you're close lol
 Eggmojii: Jaakko 😭😭😭 voi vittu
 gawag_: never made it as a wise man
squ3e: Jakkos Jead, jAdam
 lochnessseammonster: i thought he'd dodge...
 Ferisar: HELP
 Mr_Horrible: and then he went 0-3
 Fanklok: If Jaako didn't want to die he shouldn't have gotten DI'd by a grappler
 itira: my earholes
 I_Am_Clockwork: that door so wimdy!
silenceaux: Is there a weather / ambient slider maybe?
 TheAwkes: Wise man? Couldn't make it as one.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It was a magically powered rock concert
 Rat__Queen_69: Game prob wanted a loud concert and forgot to turn it down
 ButButTheJesus: same
 Mr_Horrible: oh yeah, that one was a bummer
 DoctorHutch: Oh did you see the civil war trailer
 Rat__Queen_69: Yeah, everyone has their limits
 SnackPak_: boo
 Mr_Horrible: good movie, shitty production practice
 itira: damn..
 Thefluffiestguineapig: GODDAMNIT
 ButButTheJesus: ah dammit
 Kramburger: Did you mean Australian Movie Late Night With The Devil?
 Makrosian_Tae: Noooooooo
 Blakemcm: being woke is tiring
 Lysander_salamander: drat
squ3e: I thought their AI Art was like, super limited though?
squ3e: Like filling in stuff
 SmithKurosaki: Because Capitalism
 itira: Adam?
goombalax: I bet Late Night with Jesus wouldn't use AI
 Mr_Horrible: they used it for 3 title cards, which at that point, just pay someone to make them
 Kramburger: It's an indie project and australian arts funding is SHIT
 Eggmojii: is that that Dastmalchian joint?
 itira: 
IsSecretlyPaul: if adam sneezes you'll take his soul
 kdefinition: @squ3e doesn't really matter if they could have properly paid actual people to do it instead
 itira: yeah, i just sneeze
 Seth_Erickson: I have had to sneeze before I just actually sneeze
ActualFactual: I cast stone on Adam.
 lochnessseammonster: i hate when people say bless you before you actually sneeze
 KV1NN4: how did you know i'm high?!
 Rat__Queen_69: What kind of home? I want one of those
 DoctorHutch: Sneezing is not normal, I never sneeze.
 Fanklok: Why does a movie theater have a dressing room?
 Mr_Horrible: @lochnessseammonster "Well clearly it didn't work cuz I'm still about to sneeze!"
 itira:  air canada place
protojman: it’s a perfectly normal human behavior.
 Kramburger: TV dressing rooms go like THIS, and theatre dressing rooms go like THIS
 KV1NN4: shid
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Mr_Horrible: am I gone off the Devil's Lettuce, Adam?
 ShaneLeeAtk: Jokes on you, I'm not typing
 Mr_Horrible: analyze
 Rat__Queen_69: Close the door and fight the ghost?
 Fanklok: perchance
 itira: Anal eyes?
 shendaras: analyze!
josh___something: analyze.
BurgerGamer: lol, anal lyze
 Mr_Horrible: fool, I've consumed the Mary Jane literally once in my life
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I had to explain to someone why YouTube's demonetization policy is censorship and "why can't you just enjoy things" isn't a valid counter argument to "that creator is not a good person"
 gawag_: alanyze?
 Rat__Queen_69: Analyze this 
snowyowlly: It's Scotiabank arena now, not air canada anymore in Toronto
 Mr_Horrible: get got, dumbass 
 ghizmou: anal lice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I wanted to punch them
ActualFactual: Put an exclamation mark on that bad boy and you're in the imperative tense, brother.
 itira: 
 couchboyj: It's a command.  ANALYZE!
 Ferisar: foolish teemo
 inconsideratehat: @Rat__Queen_69 Why do I love this combo so much XD
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or like Captain Picard
 Mr_Horrible: you'll be pleased to know I did do a little flourish with the arm, Adam
protojman: enhance
 Lysander_salamander: maybe I should watch the rest of Soul Eater
 Mr_Horrible: so you're right on that count at least
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or like Gandalf, his Fool is very good
 Rat__Queen_69: Specifying strain is funny out of context
 Lysander_salamander: Or should I skip ahead to Soul Eater Not?
 gawag_: how is casey down here too?
 ShaneLeeAtk: Mary Jane? I barely know her!
 Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'm partial to Charlize Theron's "Fooooool!" shout in Fury Road
 Rat__Queen_69: Puns are always welcome
protojman: like zoinks, scoob
 Lysander_salamander: oopsy
 Fanklok: There's a guy at work whose last name is Wiggins
 scott1e: Shorsey chirping on the weed smokers is top 10
Dezponia: I love Wiggins!
ActualFactual: I would never reveal my address, which is...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible That one is also amazing, as is that whole movie
 ButButTheJesus: do you want to open any of those containers or
 itira: oh noooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Face meet palm
 Rat__Queen_69: That wall with the half monster, close the door to reveal the full monster?
 MrSarkhan: 
BurgerGamer: oh god
 lochnessseammonster: oof  
 BusTed: 
 Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig legitimately one of the best
 Rat__Queen_69: Buddy
  Juliamon: LMAO
 Kramburger: I'M BEING REPRESSED
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Bro, you are not one to tell me if talking is good for me
 Kramburger: MY RIGHTS
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
  Juliamon: I was literally about to block it too
 Fanklok: You're austrailian you don't have rights
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kramburger BLOODY PEASANTS
  Juliamon: I think that was r10
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No, Juliamon makes things with weird answers
 Seth_Erickson: Hold that mix
josh___something: Didn't block the wack ass mixup
  Defrost: @Juliamon (denied/@loadingreadyrun)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Like during streams with Cori in PvP games they will have 4 different not Cori answers
 Kramburger: All polls need the Mystery Box option for extra chaos
squ3e: Waiting on the poll 'Do you like Juliamon's polls? Yes or Yes?'
  Juliamon: is it a coincidence we were brought on board at the same time? MAYBE
 Rat__Queen_69: Red means scary, yeah?
 Lysander_salamander: that's some texture
josh___something: That popcorn is stale as fuck
 Fanklok: Could yo ueat that much popcorn in one go?
 thatguysteve2709: I want popcorn
  Juliamon: (it is actually a coincidence)
 ghizmou: would you eat this much popcorn?
 Lysander_salamander: probably
ActualFactual: How long would it take you to eat all that popcorn?
 Rat__Queen_69: It's someone's thing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Has anyone ever seen you and r10 in the same room at the same time?
 matthaus_c: that cornussy popping
 Seth_Erickson: I fuckin love popcorn
 BusTed: Discovering new fantasies
 itira: it would probably hurt
 ButButTheJesus: because naked
patrick_stonecrusher: Theres a popcorn sex scene in Troll ll
josh___something: BENJAMIN
 ghizmou: with that hot butter?
Last1031: the oil would hurt like hell
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Food play is so so unsanitary
 Rat__Queen_69: Sounds painful, but someone would love it
  Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig It is suspicious he's on the other side of the world for me, eh
 BusTed: New Saw movie
 lochnessseammonster: 
 KV1NN4: some folks do enjoy hot wax
 Lysander_salamander: maybe if you were wearing a skintight suit for safety
 matthaus_c: people like temperature play
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It would genuinely give you oil burns
 DoctorHutch: One can only hope.
IsSecretlyPaul: coward
 matthaus_c: hot butter straight in the urethra
 0x6772: Definitely explore this idea further.
 Eggmojii: damn hot kernels
 Cptasparagus: yeah thats a fetish called popping
josh___something: You opened the box, I C A M E... etc etc
 Eggmojii: i gotta get some KFC today
 Dog_of_Myth: X to Doubt
 Rat__Queen_69: You suggested it though
Dezponia: "Sure"
protojman: how much popcorn would it take to feel heavy
 EvilBadman: Face down ass up that's the way to pop
 Fanklok: who the fuck puts a hand dryer right behind the door
 ShaneLeeAtk: That kettle rocks around 400F
 itira: LOL
 ButButTheJesus: LAWL
 Lysander_salamander: hahaha
 Mr_Horrible: "His story checks out"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Cptasparagus (me being too literal) Isn't that about pimples and stuff?
Last1031: kernel in your teeth are annoying imagine it anywhere else
  Pharmacistjudge: 
 BusTed: All charges are dropped.
 PMAvers: "Death."
 Seth_Erickson: the new I was doing wiring in electrical
 raulghoulia: we were on a break
ActualFactual: check the match history
ActualFactual: I was losing top lane that night
 Fanklok: Judge is like "Oh you like DOTA? name the top 5 carries"
 Saintnex: time to end everything with I was playing dota
 Cptasparagus: @Thefluffiestguineapig yeah I was joking lol
 Mr_Horrible: "What position?" "Ogre Magi solo offlane" "You're getting the chair, you freak"
 Lysander_salamander: he was not in rotation!
 niccus: judge pulls out your k/d/a and you charge the desk
patrick_stonecrusher: Popcorn sex https://youtu.be/ISiGiYfahS0?si=soPvo4IBDwmvkXSS
 lochnessseammonster: there's video evidence on commodore hustle
 matthaus_c: what if the Judge was smoking their ass in that game and just went "THAT WAS YOU?"
 itira: @Fanklok the same person who puts a TP dispenser at the same height as the toilet seat
josh___something: "Anti-mage" GET EM
 Seth_Erickson: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Last1031 Generally if you're into something like sounding you sterilize the implements first so it's just annoying and not an infection risk
  Pharmacistjudge: I need to turn my "judge" sense off...too many of y'all saying it
 0x6772: This theater is a *mess*. Where's Ahti?
 Fanklok: I thought Medusa was the farm for 30 minutes character
 EvilBadman: @patrick_stonecrusher Fuck it I clicked
 Mr_Horrible: I still laugh about "Cliff jungle spectre 18 minute radiance" tweet
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Cptasparagus Ok, sorry, I've been in the kink community a while but not into that and my brain insisted I check myself
 Rat__Queen_69: Sound effects form a comic book
 Mr_Horrible: there's plenty of them in Dota
 BusTed: They both can be
 BusTed: They all have names and titles. The common names are usually their titles though.
 lochnessseammonster: grow up!
Last1031: @Thefluffiestguineapig how would you sterilize the inside of a pop corn kernel
 ghizmou: oh no, his brain has rotted from all the DOTA
 Seth_Erickson: Yeah sure Ben, I've seen you playing Corki
 Mr_Horrible: like 25% of the Dota cast will doxx you if you ask them to participate in a fight before 30 minutes
 Ferisar: fuzzy wuzzy
 matthaus_c: are you basing your argument on Ferisar's taste
 Lysander_salamander: hahaha
ActualFactual: Ben likes names like... Galio, and Kai'sa, and Kass'a'din
josh___something: What... ALCHEMIST isn't a BANGER name?! 
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Lysander_salamander: "her sister was a witch!"
 Ferisar: clinkz was basically twitch
 Fanklok: C'mon fukkin Zeus
 Fanklok: LION
 PMAvers: DENIED
 Mr_Horrible: Riki Maru enjoyers get the lash
plundypops: Yeah clinkz is a pubstomper like Riki
josh___something: Ancient apparition 
 BusTed: Lion still sick.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't know the reference but I'm resisting making more Monty Python witch jokes
 Fanklok: Rubick
 Fanklok: Warlock???
 Lysander_salamander: I'm guessing there was a Wukong?
 Rat__Queen_69: Slark is a name
josh___something: Rubick is SICK
 Ferisar: oh yeah slark
goombalax: I loved rubik
 Ferisar: LOL
josh___something: Rubick steals ANY ability
ActualFactual: Ben's too basic to enjoy these names
 Fanklok: AXE!!!
 korvys: Never played Dota, played Dota 2, though. Lich and Tidehunter
 Ferisar: SLARDAR
 Ferisar: LOL
lazermeow: Lion? Abaddon? Sounds like they like using 40k Names.
 matthaus_c: this is haterade
 Ferisar: i forgot these names
Last1031: Invoker was sick
 Ferisar: they're so bad
 Fanklok: It's Skeleton King in DOTA Ben
SmoreThanAFeelin: skeleton axe
 itira: what a stoopid name 
 Lysander_salamander: 
 Mr_Horrible: the Slithereen Guard
JinaMahavira: Skeleton AXE
 Lysander_salamander: I love this channel
 Mr_Horrible: show him some respect
 Makrosian_Tae: That had the WORST mouthfeel
 Scarbble: aur naur
 lochnessseammonster: slardar has good mouth feel
josh___something: Slardar's SICK, BEN D:<
 itira: aur naur Slardar
 matthaus_c: alright I was with you but Slardar is cooler tier
 Mr_Horrible: are you baptized?
 lochnessseammonster: is the channel single?
 thatguysteve2709: Adam's having a stroke
 ButButTheJesus: I 'ardly know'dar!
BurgerGamer: my favorite career, slardar
 korvys: Axe
 Rat__Queen_69: Looking at these names, a lot are occupation or random keyboard smash names
 Thefluffiestguineapig: er meh gerd slerder
 Mr_Horrible: RUN AWAY, LITTLE GIRL
lazermeow: I would but polygamy is illegal.
 Kramburger: Okay, THAT's offensive
 BusTed: are you going to do romeo and juliet
 itira: best fight in WoW
 xantos69: Slardar sounds like a top secret British invention from WWII to beat the Nazis.  "Then we deploy the S.L.A.R.D.A.R on the eastern front"
 0x6772: The count *does* go to eleven, though.
kimmibeans: Was that a proposal? I accept! When can I fill out the visa paperwork? 🤣
 korvys: How about the dude just named "Axe"
 Eggmojii: this movie is a banger
 matthaus_c: offensive to australians is not offensive
IsSecretlyPaul: <message deleted>boogie down
 Ferisar: yikes
 Fanklok: Name one good fight in WoW
 BusTed: Even I know that's bullshit
 itira: oh wait youre right Adam
ActualFactual: ?????????
 Mr_Horrible: even Ben can't save you now, Adam
 Seth_Erickson: Alright Grandpa
 Rat__Queen_69: That's the limit?!?
 raulghoulia: Hogger is the best fight
 itira: LOL
 BusTed: hit 'em with the question marks
 Ferisar: lmaooo
 Lysander_salamander: well, time to read the wow wiki
 BusTed: Throne of Tides
ActualFactual: I was roasting Ben earlier, but I guess he just charry picks my comments
IsSecretlyPaul: <message deleted>charry
 Ferisar: yeah true
 Mr_Horrible: Pandaria Raids fucked
ActualFactual: Paul, please
 shendaras: break yourself upon my body
 DaFhaye: OHHH
 DaFhaye: YES
IsSecretlyPaul: <message deleted>BOOGIE DOWN
 itira: Fuuuck I didnt raid in Panda land
 couchboyj: BEHOLD THE POWER OF PURE WATER
 Ferisar: boogie down was a+
 Scarbble: ragnaros fight tho
 Ferisar: denathrius ruled
 itira: oooh BOOGIE DOWN
 DaFhaye: Best dance they ever made
 Ferisar: heart of fear was cool
IsSecretlyPaul: <message deleted>MOP had good raids
The_Timo: Hard of hear?
ActualFactual: Cowards love heart of fear.
 Ferisar: elagon was sick
 Ferisar: BWUB BWUB BWUB
  Pharmacistjudge: now one Shasays left or Shimmy right?
 EvilBadman: Backroom of the theater. Light swapping.
 DoctorHutch: Is this stream still in English?
 inconsideratehat: @The_Timo This joke is very good
 Ferisar: in siege of org
 Ferisar: yeah
 itira: tubes and shit he said
Kaaosa: didn't like it
 matthaus_c: @DoctorHutch donde esta el hogger
IsSecretlyPaul: <message deleted>i like kaaosa
Kaaosa: paul
Kaaosa: don't
 itira: 
 Mr_Horrible: the Ultraxxion fight aka "RP for 50 minutes"
 BusTed: Are you why the train wrecker toy exist
 Scarbble: for voice lines alone: icecrown citadel
ActualFactual: Can someone ban paul plz?
 BusTed: s
 Ferisar: honestly most of the BFA raids were good
 Fanklok: MoP was a banger expac
IsSecretlyPaul: <message deleted>you and ivy are the reason why deescalation can't happen
Heefnoff: Is that Alan WOKE
ActualFactual: TY 
 Rat__Queen_69: I mean, I'd like to understand some of it
 Mr_Horrible: more RP in that than Elisande and you had to fight Elisande *3* times!
IsSecretlyPaul: <message deleted>yeah i did
IsSecretlyPaul: <message deleted>i've been shot
IsSecretlyPaul: <message deleted>i can't type
ayir: not Paul!
 DaFhaye: Hivemind in Ny'slotha is one of my favs
 Mr_Horrible: yeah I loved Nighthold tbh
 niccus: how many spells did invoker have when you quit
 Mr_Horrible: that tier was good
 Ferisar: nighthold
IsSecretlyPaul: <message deleted>you can't kill me in a way that matters
 Fanklok: yes
ActualFactual: Are you telling me that Legion was a good expansion?
 Mr_Horrible: "Do not accept chats from this viewer"
josh___something: LMAO
 matthaus_c: free target practice
 Rat__Queen_69: Oh no he's been got
 shendaras: Ah, the Silence.
 CaptinOfBeez: damn you murdered him
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wow, that is savage for Paul
 Saintnex: justice for Paul!
 BusTed: yeah, people read those notes all the time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Target practice for the mods
 Mr_Horrible: @ActualFactual it was great for me, the guy who had every possible legendary by halfway through Tomb 
 CaptinOfBeez: que the next paul account
squ3e: How long till Paul appears behind you and just snaps your neck on stream like a SCP
 Fanklok: Jordan does love shooting people
 Rat__Queen_69: I only play wow to fish lol
 Saintnex: does this count as streamer abuse?
 EvilBadman: There's memory orbs in the top back of the theater.
ActualFactual: @Mr_Horrible Nomative determinism, you truly are mister horrible
 DaFhaye: Star augur was a lot of fun. But really distracting
 Ferisar: you have a scene in the room above the seats i think
 Ferisar: i think?
 matthaus_c: holding hands all along?
 itira: a magic wall of dicks
Kaaosa: they duo queue for ranked league
 Mr_Horrible: @ActualFactual my RNG is as God made it
 Rat__Queen_69: It always comes back to the wall, huh?
 matthaus_c: are the dicks all flaccid or like, half chubs
josh___something: mixed
 Mr_Horrible: good one, Alan
 I_Am_Clockwork: whose dicks specifically?
 itira: maybe youll be able to use the bolt cutters
IsSecretlyPaul: I am back from my timeout and I have reflected on my actions in the 2 minutes I was unable to speak, I have chosen to learn nothing and will do it again.
 Rat__Queen_69: Man talks like goosebumps books
 couchboyj: Another turtle made it to the water, another dick made it to the wall
 Eggmojii: adam, i did it. 24 hours later and i beat kitava with this flicker holy relic necro
 matthaus_c: respect the hustle Paul
 Seth_Erickson: just one thing . . . . . .
 Mr_Horrible: And yet you participate in Alan Wake 2. Curious.
 EvilBadman: Change the scene in the theater while in the room with the light switcher.
 Rat__Queen_69: Adam has something on his mind I see
 Lysander_salamander: all in all, you're just another dik in the wall
 Mr_Horrible: I've planted a dogass world quest somewhere in your dailies
 Mr_Horrible: every time you log in
ActualFactual: You guys did that bit last week
 Mr_Horrible: is a risky play
 couchboyj: I love all the genitalia, but I can't help but root for the little dicks
ayir: That line is seriously engraved in my mind forever
 EvilBadman: There ya go
 xantos69: Joke is on you Adam.  I don't have legs.  What now superman?
 matthaus_c: the cooler bit was new
 Mr_Horrible: he ain't lyin' they play the classic here on Let's Nope
ActualFactual: Recycling is important. This is sustainable comedy.
 Seth_Erickson: Can we change the scene in the stairs
 Rat__Queen_69: Recycle bits till it's part of the normal show
 Eggmojii: yötön yö is nightless night
 Eggmojii: i like that they have posters in both languages
 Mr_Horrible: Adam in the background of every movie poster doing the "Get a load of *this* guy" gesture
 DoctorHutch: Ask them to put a poster in the back of the theatre so you could watch
 Lysander_salamander: cool
 Eggmojii: haha
 Mr_Horrible: "Alan, for the last time, you *don't* need to narrate everything so literally. Sincerely, your long-suffering editor."
 Rat__Queen_69: Big W neon sign for Wumbo
IsSecretlyPaul: Ivy's ears starts tingling
 Kramburger: <AutoModerater has removed this message>
Kaaosa: what
 Ferisar: can't spell moderator
 Mr_Horrible: Sex High School 2?
IsSecretlyPaul: hes spent 300 dollars
 Ferisar: sheesh
 EvilBadman: @kramburger did it spell correctly too
squ3e: <message deleted>I'm loving it Ben thanks
 Lysander_salamander: hahaha
Kaaosa: tf are you talking about tho
 Kramburger: @EvilBadman Okay, lokk you
squ3e: <message deleted>My name isn't David... I just wanted to be included sorry Dads
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Dave too easy?
  Pharmacistjudge: Glad I don' think you know another person with my name
wildpeaks: duel Highlander style
 matthaus_c: @Ferisar idgi, is there a typo there or something
Kaaosa: OH. i haven't played it
IsSecretlyPaul: was it a david game?
 BusTed: why can't you say the name of the game
 Lysander_salamander: aw
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Seth_Erickson: timeout corner you go
 Mr_Horrible: noooooo
josh___something: o7
MWGNZ: o7
 Rat__Queen_69: Crease his Jordans
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The sudden but inevitable betrayal
 SnackPak_: o7
 EvilBadman: @pharmacistjudge That'd be too Minh-y
 Phailhammer: o7
 Thefluffiestguineapig: o7
 Makrosian_Tae: o7
 MrSarkhan: o7
 gawag_: o7
 Mr_Horrible: you fucking TYRANTS
 ButButTheJesus: o7
 shendaras: What's the body count up to on this stream?
 Makrosian_Tae: 
SmoreThanAFeelin: o7
 Saintnex: o7
BurgerGamer: o7
 itira: o7
 matthaus_c: oh Squee lost his immortality in the Phyrexian invasion
 DoctorHutch: 
 matthaus_c: y'all didn't hear...
 Rat__Queen_69: Too little too late
 Fanklok: Only 3?
 Saintnex: streamer tyrants!
IsSecretlyPaul: I'm not dead
 Mr_Horrible: tonight is 3 I think
IsSecretlyPaul: i aint your body counted
 Mr_Horrible: Paul died twice, but that's still 1 body
 Saintnex: time for new call to unionize!!
 Ferisar: how many adam?
 matthaus_c: Genghis Khan replanted though
 rosesmcgee: Those are baby numbers. Gotta pump those numbers up
 Rhynerd: So, we're just counting today's deaths?
 Rat__Queen_69: Comparing that body count is wild
Kaaosa: that's why he's the goat (genghis of all time)
 Mr_Horrible: yeah but nobody here can fuck like Gengis Khan
 Mr_Horrible: so the comparison is invalid
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dear god no
 xantos69: In a row?
 matthaus_c: killed 10, fucked 20
IsSecretlyPaul: how many of them were on the dick wall
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He also is related to a huge proportion of people in China
BurgerGamer: isn't he also related to 10%?
 raulghoulia: there were so few people after it changed weather patterns
 FlynnRaccoon: He killed enough people it's visible in the CO2 levels from the period.
drdngr: "don't kill one on your way out!"
kimmibeans: 3 is 4.6% of your current viewership
 Rat__Queen_69: woop woop
 PawssumFable: I think Ghengis Khan is more a folk hero than an actual person?
phuznutz: About 10% and there was a noticeable dip in in the CO2 in the atmosphere
 I_Am_Clockwork: with his “armies” so he must have been big on MMA
 PawssumFable: That literally just means great king
kimmibeans: Wait... 0.46 %
  Pharmacistjudge: I know i'm not
kimmibeans: I forgot a zero
 Ferisar: it's the two cops from the start ben
 PawssumFable: You tellin me a guy just came out named Great King and slaughtered 10% of the world? lol
 gawag_: just most people with chinese heritage i think.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Not most of the world population, but a decent amount in Asia
 Mr_Horrible: you go back in time and crush his nuts you make the rest of modern history unrecognizable
 Lysander_salamander: is this what Alan Wake thinks a New York accent is?
josh___something: pardner
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 Mr_Horrible: real "Youse Guys" voice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also that is not an NYC accent
 itira: continue
 Rat__Queen_69: Like me trying to do accents for places I've only seen on tv
josh___something: keep going
lifecharacter: So slinky
 Mr_Horrible: I need a fuckin' Smuggy emote so bad for moments like this
 matthaus_c: the international slink signifier
 ButButTheJesus: borzoi?
  bv310: So slinky it falls down the stairs
 I_Am_Clockwork: 
 Mr_Horrible: "Is he... y'know... slinky?"
ayir: 
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Fanklok: M'slinky
 itira: 
 itira: wtf hahahaa
 Seth_Erickson: Adam's in the pocket of Big Slinky
 inconsideratehat: *fans self*
 Eggmojii: Uh oh slinky
 thatguysteve2709: So @issecretlypaul how is the performance review going?
 ButButTheJesus: oh my
 Mr_Horrible: HUH
 Fanklok: Go on Adam
 Lysander_salamander: yes perfect
 matthaus_c: we're reinventing Pink Panther
 itira: oh dear me
 ShaneLeeAtk: No slink-shaming here
 Lysander_salamander: As you should
 Mr_Horrible: is the weasel baptized?
 gawag_: is the weasel single?
 CastleOtranto: Big ol' stoat stonkers
 I_Am_Clockwork: baptized, but not circumcised
 lochnessseammonster: 
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 LunchB0x_13: big 30 for my spooky boys. hope yall doing well tonight!!
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 itira: it doesnt take much to entertain us, does it.
 Fanklok: Big honkin' bazongas
 Scarbble: y'all are literally the best, i heckin love this show
 CaptainSpam: Authentic front page Twitch content here, folks.
 SnackPak_: hotter than gumby, no way
 matthaus_c: just like the Green M&M
 Lysander_salamander: yes go on
 xantos69: What do you mean "IF"?
 PawssumFable: The only part of him that isn't flat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Ben crying laughing?
 ButButTheJesus: a good shoulder stretch
 Eggmojii: that would certainly be something
 lochnessseammonster: oh no he's hot 
 CaptainSpam: This'll be truly hilarious for all the new viewers when they see the shows on this channel that AREN'T Let's Nope. 
 Ferisar: nope they can't ben
 Mr_Horrible: a real coupla badonkahonkerados
 Fanklok: Adam is correct
 Ferisar: it's def just butt
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @CaptainSpam FR tho
 ButButTheJesus: its butt
IsSecretlyPaul: adam is correct
Astramentha: it’s butt
  Juliamon: yeah it's just butt
BurgerGamer: thats a butt
josh___something: yes
 MrSarkhan: Yes
 I_Am_Clockwork: #justBittStuff
 lochnessseammonster: yes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: SO MUCH WORSE
 CastleOtranto: Wait, wasn't there an episode of Gumby where he got... voluptuous? Or am I just thinking of his mother?
 itira: Adam
 itira: please
josh___something: in fact, go to jail right now
 Lysander_salamander: because that would imply gumby milk
BurgerGamer: mommy milkers implies they produce something
 Mr_Horrible: Mommy Milkers can really only be used as a phrase ironically, I think
 matthaus_c: hey...
 Eggmojii: no sweeter nectar
 Rat__Queen_69: Unironically using that term is something else
 Makrosian_Tae: @mr_horrible A G R E E
 Mr_Horrible: but whatever you and your partner(s) are down for, that's not my business
 matthaus_c: i'm personally hurt
 CaptinOfBeez: https://clips.twitch.tv/ObliviousWittyDurianNononoCat-ZX6kya8BjsxcR9oZ
 Blip2004: oh man in college I had a classmate who changed his background to the anime chick in the white t-shirt that says Mega-Milk
IsSecretlyPaul: i feel like someone saying mommy milkers is either a certin type of 20 year old or like a 50 year old divorced dad
 SnackPak_:   
 Blakemcm: gumby could make it fit perfectly
 Lysander_salamander: 
BurgerGamer: a gum shot
Astramentha: I hate this
 Mr_Horrible: I'm unsubbing
 matthaus_c: gumbo's jumbo
 ButButTheJesus: okay shut it down
  Pharmacistjudge: do not besmirch the name of Gumbo with such filth
 itira: LOL
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
 Lysander_salamander: well, there's an AO3 prompt for me
 kdefinition: welp, hate that
 niccus: why do i have this on speakers
 ButButTheJesus: its all ogre
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Bad Let's Nope!
josh___something: This stream is cursed
 Eggmojii: terrible day to have ears
 Rat__Queen_69: that pun is great but cursed
Astramentha: !adult
 Makrosian_Tae: @issecretlypaul or your run-of-the-mill weeb
 betweenmyself: give Gumby the ol’ Pokey 
 I_Am_Clockwork: Lads! come back! you’ve Wondered too Far!
 Fanklok: Actually yeah I'm with Mr_Horrible , can I have y money back?
 matthaus_c: on the main screen in the office
queercrafting_chonk: Milkin Gumby for his gummies
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an adult!
 CaptinOfBeez: https://clips.twitch.tv/CorrectFunLaptopSpicyBoy-RQ_PNVh39Tfoq7vF
 I_Am_Clockwork: don’t go where I can’t follow
Mathwyn: Words, famously harmless
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 Makrosian_Tae: !findquote mommy
  LRRbot: Quote #5491: "Hi, Penelope! I love you. Mommy's kind of a nihilist." —Kathleen [2018-11-09]
 PawssumFable: Hey, letting the kids know that Mommy Milkers is a red flag is a public service
 lochnessseammonster: love that
IsSecretlyPaul: was the bar dead?
 Fanklok: Water
 Mr_Horrible: you're honestly pretty good content for a bar TV
 lochnessseammonster: water
 varmintx0: rum and coke
 DoctorHutch: I've never seen twitch on at a bar before
 Mr_Horrible: I've def seen *worse* streams on a bar TV
 CaptinOfBeez: Southern Tier 2x Juice Jolt
 Blakemcm: Margaritassss
 ButButTheJesus: mmmm wawa
 TheRealRedal: imaginary kahlua
 itira: mango bubly
 PawssumFable: Knock off Dr. Pepper
 MrSarkhan: the League of Legends flavored Coke. I wanted to try it and it's not good.
 Mr_Horrible: I had a sour beer earlier in the stream
 Mr_Horrible: was okay
 Makrosian_Tae: Kiwawa
 Rat__Queen_69: Water
IsSecretlyPaul: vodka water?
 itira: vodka tho... ew
 Blakemcm: ive never met a type of booze i dont like. i hab a problem
 Eggmojii: rum or tequila, or else nothing
 Rat__Queen_69: And eating white cheddar cheezeits with chopsticks
  bv310: Vodka Soda lots of lime
 Mr_Horrible: Vodka Water? Damn, slow down there Daredevil
 kdefinition: rye whiskey, neat
 CastleOtranto: Orange vodka with water is goated with the sauce
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ice Man has been doing a lot of stuff in video games for a while
 Ferisar: wait is this the first time you're meeting him in the alan place
 Ferisar: holy shit
 Ferisar: that's incredible
josh___something: Oh right, you reloaded when you talked to him
 DoctorHutch: Bobby?
 gawag_: this guy seems far too wholesome
 Seth_Erickson: we did
 Ferisar: okay, whew lol
 itira: Uhm YaLl thats ShAwN AshMoRe!!1!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes
 Seth_Erickson: he was at the hotel
 lochnessseammonster: yes
 Eggmojii: I remember that
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also in the Dark Pictures games
 Mr_Horrible: like, seltzer water? Or just, like, regular water?
 matthaus_c: it's always the first time for Alan
  Pharmacistjudge: or the other his twin?
  Pharmacistjudge: he has a twin right?
IsSecretlyPaul: anyway its my bedtime goodnight don't do anything I wouldn't do
 Seth_Erickson: Is he devout in the eyes of God?
 EvilBadman: They might have met him, died, and went back to a save before and didn't go back to him
josh___something: We don't get next lines of dialogue cause we reloaded the time we saw him 
 Mr_Horrible: We're gonna put you in the Device, dawg
squ3e: Like Twitch Jesus
 Fanklok: From what I understand all of... us humans have a butt Ben
squ3e: I have returned
 Lysander_salamander: Implying he has more than one.  Nice.
josh___something: You saying he's got a big co- [banned]
 gawag_: hard pass
queercrafting_chonk: He could sink the Titanic if you know what I mean
 matthaus_c: that just makes me think of hard glass cutting nipples
squ3e: WAIT NO
BurgerGamer: big frosties
 Mr_Horrible: nooooooooo
 SnackPak_: damn
josh___something: NOT AGAIN
 ButButTheJesus: o7
ayir:  󠀀
 lochnessseammonster: 
Astramentha: yessssss
squ3e: DDADSS PLEASE
 xantos69: And.... They were missed.
ライシェン: 
 rosesmcgee: Tis the season and all
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam explores the bounds of the banning settings
josh___something: o7
 Makrosian_Tae: o7
 matthaus_c: he is risen, and by it, haha, I mean
 Mr_Horrible: mental image of drop kicking Jesus back into the tomb
The_Timo: It's too early Jesus, get back in the hole
 lochnessseammonster: you did tell us we need jesus earlier
 Fanklok: He is rizzen
squ3e: It's been an honor, gentlemen
 Blakemcm: biblically accurate timeout
 247Gremlin: That's not very Easter of you
  Pharmacistjudge: Jesus trying to speedrun
 Mr_Horrible: Jesus sitting in the Gorilla Position waiting for his music to start
Bruceski: The recipe says three days, you stay in there three days.
 Blakemcm: its just me and lazarus in here dad!
 NotCainNorAbel: where's the charger?
 matthaus_c: 3 days in the tomb is nothing compared to 9 months in the womb
 I_Am_Clockwork: there’s no wifi in this stone tomb
  QuixoticScrivener: Switch battery that lasts 3 days?
 Cptasparagus: wait is adam or ben the swtich?
 Lysander_salamander: it's a miracle
 Mr_Horrible: "How many major religions can we blaspheme with a single bit?"
squ3e: 3-4 hours
 Seth_Erickson: 4 or 5 but depends on the game
 Omthebox: 15 days
 Blakemcm: depends on the game. the zelda games DRAIN it
 PawssumFable: Pff, never more than 2 hours for me.
 Lysander_salamander: Animal crossing
 Seth_Erickson: Balatro
 Seth_Erickson: 
 PMAvers: Minecraft?
 xantos69: DOTA bro
josh___something: Prayer Warriors
 DaFhaye: Hades
Bruceski: I get anywhere from 3-6 hours depending what I'm doing
 Lysander_salamander: Doom Eternal
 Fanklok: Is jesus in Fortnight yet?
 Mr_Horrible: I pretty much just play picross, mine lasts like 18 hours I wanna say
 Phailhammer: The You Testament
 Nigouki: Jesus was the original T-pose for dominance
Astramentha: House flipper
 ButButTheJesus: wherever the sinners hang out
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Spider Solitaire
queercrafting_chonk: Stardew Valley
josh___something: If only
 matthaus_c: Jesus skin is hard to make because he was probably cut
 I_Am_Clockwork: jesus strikes me as a Minecraft kind of guy
 EvilBadman: LeBron already in Fortnite
 Mr_Horrible: I wanna see Hi-Rez finally grow a spine and put Jesus in Smite
trebuchetboy: Everyone plays Balatro but Wheeler
 niccus: there's goku so he's practically in
 satyropodobny: Jesus is obviously a big DOOM fan
  Pharmacistjudge: Who do you think Jesus would romance in Stardew?
 Mr_Horrible: Multiversus: A Game People Paid For
 Eggmojii: I got Lebron skin in Fortnite, thats my go-to
josh___something: It got delisted?
 EvilBadman: Multiverses is due back this year yeah
 Lysander_salamander: I forgot there was a second Space Jam.  Was it just to advertize Multiversus?
queercrafting_chonk: @pharmacistjudge no romance only Krobus
 PMAvers: May 28'th
 CaptainSpam: It's WB.  They have a long, storied history of ruining games and licenses and licensed games.
 Mr_Horrible: Why would I play that when Crow Country comes out May 9th?
 matthaus_c: I'm not playing until they give Gumbo green hand
 Mr_Horrible: I'm so fucking stoked
 Mr_Horrible: loved the demo
 Mr_Horrible: low-poly RE-inspired horror game
 Mr_Horrible: campy but with good spooky vibes
 Seth_Erickson: I like the look of it from the quick google images I sa
 Seth_Erickson: saw*
 EvilBadman: Bloodborne Kart got a release date too
 Ferisar: yeah okay adam lol
 Mr_Horrible: this is bait and I'm stronger than this
 Lysander_salamander: no, the game had problems.  The inventory was pretty bad.
 NotCainNorAbel: whaaa
 Mr_Horrible: *sweating* I'm stronger than this
josh___something: only a little?
 Fanklok: You're just dumbasses for work
 lochnessseammonster: you're baby geniuses
 Kramburger:   
 aquinas_0: they did fix the inventory eventually
 Eggmojii: nothin wrong with being a dumbass
 Seth_Erickson: Listen the people who like Signalis go fucking ape shit for that game. It basically defines their existence
 ButButTheJesus: yeah that must be it
 aquinas_0: but yeah that was a bit much to start
 Eggmojii: no crime against it
 niccus: blanka can't be wrong
trebuchetboy: PepePls
 Rhynerd: alright, how do I beat Elphelt then?
 Rat__Queen_69: That spool scare you?
 Ferisar: okay mr dark souls 2 @Seth_Erickson
 matthaus_c: the Flashlight doesn't take a slot anymore
 Seth_Erickson: Hey listen Ferisar you dingus people don't shit on Signalis every where you look
BurgerGamer: yeah, just 6P
  QuixoticScrivener: don't pick everything up, you aren't a Slokk
 Ferisar: @Seth_Erickson and
 Mr_Horrible: Zoner Problems
Bruceski: https://clips.twitch.tv/EnthusiasticNaiveTriangleWow-7vIUWR3RsWNH21m3
 matthaus_c: she's pathetic and that's why I relate to her
 Mr_Horrible: God's Only Honest Brit, Axl Low
BurgerGamer: any other zato enjoyers?
josh___something: ADAM
 itira: Adam no! LOL
josh___something: ADAM NO
 Mr_Horrible: not live on stream, Adam
 MrSarkhan: Adam please
 Mr_Horrible: TOS
 SmithKurosaki: ADAM
 SnackPak_: no thank you
 Fanklok: No thanks I like girls
  Pharmacistjudge: you rather us drink the Yeager Coffee?
 EvilBadman: Where you came from is not open on this scene. (It's at the bottom of that ladder)
 Rat__Queen_69: Adam! Take me out to dinner first
patrick_stonecrusher: I want a glass of that man's Kool-Aid
 Makrosian_Tae: Adam, this is an intervention. We've reported you for TOS 
josh___something: But what about A.B.A?
 matthaus_c: brother my life is better with you but I wouldn't take any kind of shot for ya
josh___something: People are coming around on ABA, I've heard
trebuchetboy: I think Goldlewis and Faust are cool guys
 Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c it's funny that I have a friend who was instantly conjured up in my mind by reading this sentence
  Pharmacistjudge: has anyone solved Aki yet?
Kaaosa: i would know
 Mr_Horrible: not true: Any character I play is bad, and any character my opponents play is good
 Mr_Horrible: I am much sinned against
 EvilBadman: It was down there. Change the scene.
 baltimore_667083: evening Adam and Ben-sorry I’m late baseball is too addictive
 Rat__Queen_69: Trust me, new characters are like that in every game. I play Overwatch 
 matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible check in on them cause being on the same wavelength as me is probably cause for concern 
 EvilBadman: It think to NY Finest
josh___something: Venture
 Rat__Queen_69: Venture has their trial
squ3e: Yeah Jesus
Kaaosa: you get to be bruce banner with a gun
josh___something: They're genderfluid, I think?
 Rat__Queen_69: And they use they/them pronouns
Kaaosa: what's not to like
 Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c I'll let him know when he gives his next update from skydiving in South Africa
 PawssumFable: When it comes to Overwatch, you could say "didn't they just make a new character" literally any time, and always be right
 PMAvers: Overwatch was my biggest regret of ever purchasing
 Rat__Queen_69: It's...an experience
 Mr_Horrible: a Historically Dropped Ball
 Blip2004: Mystery heroes is good, even with the 5v5 nonsense
josh___something: Sure did
josh___something: It's an arcade mod
josh___something: *arcade mode
 lochnessseammonster: nice 
 CaptainSpam: I kinda liked Overwatch at first, but fell off hard.
 EvilBadman: Last year Zarya had infinite bubble
 CaptinOfBeez: I think it has the effect of not everyone in the said subset population has the same experience and knowledge you ( a ,ore experienced or patient) player has so reactions will differ over the spectrum of the play demographic
 Lysander_salamander: I remember when that used to be a weekly thing
 Fanklok: They should have just unnerfed Roadhog and t hat's it
 PawssumFable: The whole reason I stopped playing OW was because there's 1000 characters now. I like playing OTHER games, I don't feel like learning an entire new dynamic every time I turn the game on.
 Mr_Horrible: I couldn't really get into OW, even at launch. It just made me want to play TF2
josh___something: It's official, but it's just in a mode
 Mr_Horrible: and it's not really gone uphill since then, in my estimation
 EvilBadman: Save room downstairs if you want to end for evening.
 PawssumFable: Same thing with Smash
 Rat__Queen_69: Overwatch is great if you like lots of effects in your games
 matthaus_c: time flies when you're having gum
 Mr_Horrible: time flies when you're shooting innocent chatters
 matthaus_c: fuck
 itsr67: a giggo
 matthaus_c: streamer privilege
 Makrosian_Tae: Just keep going. you're definitely almost at the end 
 itira: oh myyyy
 EvilBadman: You are probably one session from credits.
 Mr_Horrible: nah, I just wanna milk the bit a little
 Seth_Erickson: No he's a defender of Signalis
  Pharmacistjudge: these two only shoot people they love...or bots.
lifecharacter: No one in chat is innocent
 Mr_Horrible: much like you're speculating on milking Gumby
  Pharmacistjudge: you have to decide which one you are.
 matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible that bit's got milkers
 PhilanthropyLich: Yeah, probably will beat it next week, cruised through this section
 I_Am_Clockwork: bit milkies
patrick_stonecrusher:  JUSHTISCH
therepoman__: Tugging on your suspenders
 Fanklok: Why is Mr_Horrible on trial in the Phoenix Wright universe
 Mr_Horrible: I like how you two are conversing about Backshots From Gumby and you're trying to make *me* the villain
 Blip2004: Futurama "I'm just a humble space chicken"
 betweenmyself: “I’m just a simple country chicken lawyer, your honor…”
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 Rhynerd: "All stand for the Honorable Judge Leghorn"
 matthaus_c: you need your protein
 Mr_Horrible: a table would probably help with that, actually
 PawssumFable: That would be such a great episode
 Seth_Erickson: were they ever off the table
 Mr_Horrible: provides support
 couchboyj: Whelp, time to watch Futurama again
therepoman__: Looks like gumby back shots are still on the table boys
 Lysander_salamander: do the gumshots smell like fruit, or like plasticine clay?
josh___something: oh it's this bit
 Mr_Horrible: you both walk into the office tomorrow "so we've got a great idea for the next LoadingReadyLive"
 I_Am_Clockwork: some of them
 I_Am_Clockwork: depends on the size of the… well… fulm
 Rat__Queen_69: Movie film is big? No way
 PawssumFable: Imagine Foghorn cross-examining someone
 CaptainSpam writes a reminder of things he'd forget to do today otherwise using a green magic marker on the back of Mr Horrible's head
therepoman__: Helms balls deep am I right gamers
 lochnessseammonster: helms deez nuts
 Fanklok: Lost Woods?
 PawssumFable: It's the dog
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 Rat__Queen_69: I aint your buddy, pal
 Mr_Horrible: "you're hungover, Alan"
 Lysander_salamander: hahaha
 Fanklok: Alan if he's gone 5 minutes without cocaine
 Mr_Horrible: @CaptainSpam I don't mind. The thing that bothers me is someone keeps moving my chair.
 ButButTheJesus: she just thinks they're cute
trebuchetboy: he seems like he is doing ok
 Mr_Horrible: the murder site?
 Mr_Horrible: LiveLeak?
 Rat__Queen_69: Oh deer
josh___something: Awww... he's not saying the things
 Mr_Horrible: damn, Casey a Quizznos stan
 Rat__Queen_69: Deer can't ride the subway, Adam
 EvilBadman: That dude usually says stuff here
ayir: oh I bet they could
 Rat__Queen_69: Yeah sure
  Pharmacistjudge: no deer in the subwayverse?
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Astramentha: they don’t have pockets for their MetroCard
 itira:  
 lochnessseammonster: 
 matthaus_c: advertising works
 SnackPak_: he's stuck
 Mr_Horrible: I'm so mad this bit makes me want Italian Herbs & Cheese
 PawssumFable: You guys should have a subway sponsorship by now
 Mr_Horrible: I shouldn't be this easy
 itsr67: loool
 itira: hahahaaa
 Fanklok: How do we ban Adam?
 I_Am_Clockwork: loool
 Lysander_salamander: fukkinaaaaa
 Seth_Erickson: fuckin uhhhhhhh
 Mr_Horrible: it's almost as if I can still hear him
 itira: can we time Adam out? 
 ButButTheJesus: fuckinaaaa
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Gungan mode?
 Makrosian_Tae: Fuckinaaaa
 Lysander_salamander: sillytimes
 varmintx0: This game is never going to end.
 Mr_Horrible: he's a lil silly goofy
 Scarbble: fuckinuhhhhhh
 itsr67: sniffa
josh___something: "Casey" was supposed to be pleading for his life. that he wasn't casey, just the actor playing him. they also used actual sam lake's voice instead of the Max payne VA
 BorealMage: How's that microphone smell?
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 Lysander_salamander: why thank you I've used a new soap
 Mr_Horrible: Adam smelling the sweet blood, it sings to him
 Seth_Erickson: I did
 Fanklok: Some of it
 itira: yeah it was alright
 EvilBadman: Well you have one more session, probably, unless your trust in the auto save failed you again
 lochnessseammonster: 
 I_Am_Clockwork: yep
 SnackPak_: everything but the gumby shot stuff
 Eggmojii: i was entertained
patrick_stonecrusher: 
queercrafting_chonk: We love you both 💕
getthatrabbit: Best second monitor content on the web 
 Seth_Erickson: I enjoyed all of it
 Rat__Queen_69: 
queercrafting_chonk: Great stream as always
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You were great today
 Lysander_salamander: tonight was great
 matthaus_c: I didn't expect to think about getting raw dogged by gumby today
 rosesmcgee: 10%
josh___something: Y'all are fucking great
 Mr_Horrible: I was entertained except for the 10 minutes I was timed out. For those 10 minutes I was enthralled.
protojman: had a great time over here
kimmibeans: Always enjoyable ☺️
josh___something: NO
josh___something: NVM
 BusTed: 😤
 Eggmojii: yeah coupla iffy bits
 I_Am_Clockwork: I chuckled several tomes
 itira: I was very entertained, thanks for the stream 
 Rat__Queen_69: I mean, there is the wall bit
 Eggmojii: but good otherwise
lifecharacter: But gumby never misses his shots
 Lysander_salamander: The gumby shots were the best
 lochnessseammonster: who shot gumby?
 I_Am_Clockwork: times*
josh___something: jail
frank_the_great: I went "heh" at least once, so you're good for next week
 matthaus_c: raw gumbed
  Juliamon: I loved the part where Paul got shot twice
 PipeSmokingOwl: 
josh___something: Jail for both of you
patrick_stonecrusher:   
 Makrosian_Tae: I'll always appreciate you both. You're wonderful people [with questionable humor] and that's all I need in my stream
 Mr_Horrible: there's one way to solve that Adam 
 ButButTheJesus: pls see a doctor if your gumby is backed up
 Makrosian_Tae:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I did !
 Lysander_salamander: I hope people clipped the gumby saga
 PawssumFable: I made dinner in the middle
 Mazrae: Between the Gumby shots and the hot pickle I don't know what's the worst
 I_Am_Clockwork: I’m still here
 PipeSmokingOwl: 
 Mnemonicman: Am usually here but am SO TIRED
 itira: whats it smell like
 marshacado: Ive been here since the pickle
 Rat__Queen_69: Vods are worth watching all the way
 Mnemonicman: or drunk
 TheRealRedal: agreee usuallyy a voddy!
 Mnemonicman: mostly tired
kimmibeans: My dog does (I leave it on for him when I go to work)
therepoman__: FROGS ARE GONE 
protojman: nightynight
 I_Am_Clockwork: get us out of here, gumdads
 TheRealRedal: night guys!
 thatguysteve2709: The stock is back
 ButButTheJesus: aur neur
 Tweygoh: my headphones died so I missed the last half hour of stream
 PipeSmokingOwl:   
 RatherLargeToad: Still here 
 Mr_Horrible: 1 second is all he'll spare
 Scarbble: y'all are the actual best
 BusTed: 
 couchboyj: 
 TheRealRedal: glurp
 matthaus_c: frogs are back
 I_Am_Clockwork: oh nooo
 Dog_of_Myth: Turns off for what?
 lochnessseammonster: 
 itira: LOL
 Mr_Horrible: and we've come full circle
The_Timo: YO!!!! This game looks amazing, trying to snag a copy
 Mr_Horrible: much like Gumby
 ghyllnox: 
 Makrosian_Tae: 
 Lysander_salamander: Gumby is a service top
 I_Am_Clockwork: Captain Planet?
 MrSarkhan: BEN
 gawag_: is that the game where you can bury the box
 BusTed: yeah?
 Fanklok: But the cards are made of trees... hmm curious
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Tugger Nutz
 Mr_Horrible: Cube Master Adam Savidan on LRRMTG
josh___something: no
 ButButTheJesus: dammit
PMAvers: The closest thing we'll ever get to a Fallout-style card game.
 niccus: that's what the gathering means
 ButButTheJesus: dammit all anyway
queercrafting_chonk: 😂
josh___something: NOPE
Makrosian_Tae: Oh Ben...
 matthaus_c: James or Gumby
 Eggmojii: okay now its main monitor
 I_Am_Clockwork: aaaaaaand goodnight
 lochnessseammonster: true
 Fanklok: What if AShley told you to do it
 rosesmcgee: Started with hot pickles, eased into a wall of dicks and closed with a gum shot. A good night all around
 EvilBadman: Fear is a great motivator
 Makrosian_Tae: Smash or Pass LRR-folks [D E N I E D]
 niccus: jacob geller's strangest game of 2023
  Juliamon: It's Japanese bullshit
 Mr_Horrible: Ian continues the streak of playing games with names that sound made up
 Mr_Horrible: OTJ pls
josh___something: No PPR, only PLS
 I_Am_Clockwork: oh heck that’s this week?
 matthaus_c: welcome back to the island
 Fanklok: 100% of crimes are aimed at Serge
 Eggmojii: get his ass
 lochnessseammonster:  
 Makrosian_Tae: Ooh, spoilers 
 Mr_Horrible: you both sit down at the table and ask Serge "...so what are your thoughts on Gumby's nut?"
josh___something: toe-hoe
 Mr_Horrible: too hoo
  Juliamon: 2hu
 Mr_Horrible: hee hee too hoo
 matthaus_c: Adam doesn't believe in those
 dumbo3k: I heard that Touhou meeans to go home
 Lysander_salamander: nice
silenceaux: It means [Franchise] [Bullet Hell] [???] [Music Videos for Children] [???]
 0x6772: I wonder what Mine O'Clock's playing…
 Fanklok: the Saint BENard
 I_Am_Clockwork: xD
 ButButTheJesus: omg that is Ben
 Lysander_salamander: I love it
 LunchB0x_13: ben would be a st bernard
 xantos69: Oh no.  My AO3
 Mr_Horrible: he's here to deliver life lessons and life-saving whiskey!
josh___something: I could see ben as a saint bernard
kimmibeans: I always picture Ben more as a corgi....
 ButButTheJesus: someone 'shop it pls
 Mr_Horrible: helluva tag
  Juliamon: what happens is that the girl in the image is traveling a wasteland and finding fucked up villages and beating the people there into being less fucked up
 Lysander_salamander: You two weave such a rich tapestry
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They are SO SLOBBERY
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A greyhound or great dane is ironically a better apartment dog
 dumbo3k: I thought it was being changed to Adam O'Clock
 betweenmyself: name your St. Bernard in advance Adam, go!
  Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig which is worse, Saint Bernards or Newfs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon For apartment living or as a drooler?
 Eggmojii: this is the most stressful part of the stream
 Eggmojii: it goes too fast, i cant handle it
  Juliamon: Both lol
 Fanklok: Why were you so surprised about that
 itira:  gdi
 Mr_Horrible: 1000 bits for my criminal streamer overlords
 Dog_of_Myth: In honor of Serge, I had to
 xantos69: 50  I said you were gonna get 50 bucks to not get that tattoo on your neck.
 Makrosian_Tae: I love that the 69 month resubs have thumbs up next to them 
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 matthaus_c: under the wire
 I_Am_Clockwork: gnight folks
 itira: 
 ButButTheJesus: a maraca
 itira: goodniiiighttt 
 Eggmojii: good bye pals
 I_Am_Clockwork: don’t hyperventilate
 Phailhammer: cya 
 Eggmojii: enjoy subway
 TheRealRedal: welp
 Makrosian_Tae: Swiggly
phuznutz: Good Nigh boys
 Rat__Queen_69: 
 ButButTheJesus: swooty
 Mr_Horrible: I wonder if we'll ever reach peak Let's Nope
 Lysander_salamander: I love this channel
 Makrosian_Tae: Chick chick boom
 Fanklok: Let's Nope peaked 8 years ago
 Makrosian_Tae: Amazing
 Phailhammer: 
 Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, lads 
 Isaac3567: now I wanna watch the mask
josh___something: How does Let's Nope get more cursed every time? (love this show)
 Omthebox: Lets nope uses the games as a medium for this level of comedic genius
 Makrosian_Tae: love you guys. Wishing you the best, chat. You're all what makes the stream the best! 
 lochnessseammonster: night all you wonderful weirdos  
 emberBecky:  
 Mr_Horrible: @Omthebox so they were the real Alan Wake all along, is what you're saying?
 Omthebox: You know it Mr_Horrible, you know it.
 xantos69: The Real Alan Wake was the friends we made along the way.
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