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TheMcclintalk: math is hard
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baltimore_667083: hi james! hi adam!
TehAmelie: howdy
offbeatwitch: hahahaha
TheWriterAleph: HI to you too
Wolfstrike_NL:
Diabore: so we gonna force james to draft with no help from adam
BusTed:
EvilBadman: It's not loud the intro video is terribly quiet in contrast
TheMcclintalk: Magic: the Gathering
offbeatwitch: the gathering?!
Diabore: they demade arena
Flyingdelorion: Hello Adam, James and chat. Hope you are all feeling fine!
TheMcclintalk: As a native Texan, I bless your Thunder Junction Showcase with both a Yee and a Haw
Tiber727: TBF, you don't appreciate how good Excel is until you try its imitators.
sophieghost: The artifact draft on mtga rules
as_ever_ellesandra: The remix draft on arena rn is Amazing
Invitare: enduring
BoomerAang_Squad: Omnidraft
BoomerAang_Squad: is on Arena
Bugberry: @TheMcclintalk As another native Texan, this feels appropriate considering how everyone is descending on Texas for the eclipse.
Diabore: you got the 2-1 king
Wolfstrike_NL: 2-1 king
Musicsquid: what’s up tuggers
mellow_seducer: Adam is a draft natural
LiamK712: 2-1 king Savidan
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TehAmelie: i don't know how Online stacks up against Arena in the field of how many different Magic card interactions it's programmed to handle, but the chat client is superior if nothing else
Diabore: oh jbro must be on vacation
TheMcclintalk: oRb
BrowneePoints: ooo Palantir
TehAmelie: it stinks out loud?
BrowneePoints: Palantir also good
TheMcclintalk: Ponder. That. Orrrrrb
Bugberry: Thalia answers most things
Plasterboard: not Shadow Spear?
Bugberry: Or at least slows things down.
Diabore: orb orbs pretty good
Scarbble: i think orb and thalia are good picks but yeah abrade's good
offbeatwitch: ooh adeline
Bugberry: Clue cards in this? cool.
TheMcclintalk: mono-burn spell draft
MegaDosX: Yes
BrowneePoints: yep
Diabore: yup
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comrade_cards: james playing = mono red
TehAmelie: we have a headliner, the show is already saved
James_the_Dabbler: Mono red here we go
Diabore: i know my slam dunker
MegaDosX:
Adam embracing his inner Wheeler 
Diabore: yeah that one
Diabore: its a board wipe
TehAmelie: it's channel AND fireball
Diabore: kill everything
comrade_cards: ojer
Diabore: pack rat can take over games
Diabore: skitter is fine
comrade_cards: ojer is fun
Masslost: skitter
Bugberry: Lord Skitter is a army of rats in a can
Days_one: Narset is alright
luke1x: Ojer seems fun with the previous pick
EvilBadman: Shout out to whoever else is at this draft with Through the Breach, Show and Tell, and Emmy.
TheMcclintalk: Lord Skitter, wheel Pack Rat?
ckupf: Ojer is good with fire coventant
TheMcclintalk: mmm BoP
Seth_Erickson: Mind twist is juiced
BrowneePoints: He who died in a Linkin Park music video
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Diabore: eliphant?
itsr67: howdy cubers
Seth_Erickson: Elephant or plateau here I think
Diabore: thats fine, self bins for recurring nightmare
comrade_cards: living death, my beloved
Seth_Erickson: I'd take breach over the tapped man land here I think
Iam_Dead: Breach could be nice for big idiots later
itsr67: Other Breach
Iam_Dead: Double breach pog
Gadora: Mono-Breach
itsr67: LED, petal, thassa's oracle etc
devilmonkey2012: lotus petal and frantic search also work
Diabore: this emrakul also works with nightmare
Scarbble: we breachin' now
BrowneePoints: O Hair
Diabore: pack rat is discard outlet
thrashingkangaroo: PPR tomorrow, HYPE!
TheMcclintalk: o'Hare Airport
MegaDosX: Ojer Axonil only cares about damage to opponents
MegaDosX: Not to creatures
as_ever_ellesandra: There is a cool Pack Rat soul cauldron deck
plundypops: pack rat isn’t bad with recurring nightmare
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Diabore: snap lotus
micalovits: I think I know what we are taking
TheMcclintalk: g_rizz
Iam_Dead: Nice we got a crop rotation
baskwalla: Black. Lotus.
MegaDosX: I'm guessing Arcanist can be pretty good in Vintage cube though
ipoddodd: lingering souls???? powerful
Scarbble: inti?
BrowneePoints: Inti!
itsr67: thoracle for the breach kill
devilmonkey2012: drain or inti?
TheBattleOfHastings: Inmates running the asylum tonight, huh?
Seth_Erickson:
Another Emrakul for Breach 
devilmonkey2012: flooded strand is a good land
micalovits: Inti or Fetch would be my choices
devilmonkey2012: i like inti over strand here fwiw
Seth_Erickson: Why not have a little kiki combo too
ShotGunShelz7: One ring very good
BrowneePoints: ope there's tortoise
itsr67: after all, why shouldnt i
Seth_Erickson: You want petal with underworld
BrowneePoints: tortoise is the thing that goes infinite with Lavaclaw
devilmonkey2012: petal seems fine here
TehAmelie: why shouldn't i jitte?
devilmonkey2012: spell pierce or RU land?
micalovits: I guess we just really want a brainfreeze now huh
Leebo140: Bloodtithe :eyes:
Seth_Erickson: Proving grounds?
offbeatwitch: harvester is pretty sick
Desdae: Channel allows Emrakul if she wheels
Days_one: harvester might wheel?
Iam_Dead: Harvester might Wheel
devilmonkey2012: this deck cannot make GG reliably
Days_one: I would be taking the land
Seth_Erickson: The kiki combo is also in this pack
micalovits: Duress is a great card, either main or sideboard
comrade_cards: woah! strider
micalovits: Oracle for breach wins?
Seth_Erickson: Underworld can just be fine to recast some stuff
BrowneePoints: besides hitting them for 13
Seth_Erickson: Without the combo potential
bondeulv: through the breach emrakul hits like a truck berserker
Days_one: if you get a bolt breach can just kill that way too
Seth_Erickson:
Pack rats
djalternative: hopefully we can find an altar
PigmyOcelot: copter right?
devilmonkey2012: path is the best card
BrowneePoints: Looter Scooter
TheElrad: Iteration?
m1gr3nA: copter is discard outlet
BrowneePoints: oh hey necromancy
PigmyOcelot: lili also fills yard
Seth_Erickson: Necromancy? We are more reanimator right now
Bugberry: DRC can fill graveyard and be an early body
m1gr3nA:
"i chose to cast necromancy at instant speed" 
Seth_Erickson: Gix is good but Id take the reanimator
micalovits:
Still no fetches sadly 
Seth_Erickson: We do have the elephant though
micalovits: Snap Vista
Desdae: vista
Diabore: we could be wrong adam
ThorSokar:
ugggh Fetch land?
micalovits:
Sorry Adam 
Also never listen to chat
Desdae: Ulamog?
Wolfstrike_NL: fair Adam
plundypops: dark confidant with 12cmc spells is the true pick
EvilBadman: James is +3 on this pick
CanPlayGames: Take whichever card is cutest
BrowneePoints: oh hey thundering falls.
PigmyOcelot: ulamog is not a reanimate target, it shuffles
MilkInBags: hello adam and james
Seth_Erickson: Ulamog a breach target not reanimator he shuffles your graveyard
BrowneePoints: necromancy has flash @PigmyOcelot
samu_btdp1985: Can we reanimate ulamog?
Diabore: that ulamog is hard to reanimate, really good through the breech target though
m1gr3nA: @PigmyOcelot necromancy is an instant
Seth_Erickson: That's fair
micalovits: But, Adam isn't a card CanPlatGames
shoktile: Ulamog and worldspine don't work as reanimate, they shuffle back in
MilkInBags: Adam is so cubed out
maxthefourth: !card Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre
LRRbot: Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre [{11}] | Legendary Creature — Eldrazi [10/10] | When you cast this spell, destroy target permanent. / Indestructible / Annihilator 4 / When Ulamog, the Infinite Gyre is put into a graveyard from anywhere, its owner shuffles their graveyard into their library.
EvilBadman: @shoktile We also have through the breach
violetblight: !card necromancy
LRRbot: Necromancy [2B] | Enchantment | You may cast Necromancy as though it had flash. If you cast it any time a sorcery couldn't have been cast, the controller of the permanent it becomes sacrifices it at the beginning of the next cleanup step. / When Necromancy enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it becomes an Aura with "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Necromancy." Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control a…
Seth_Erickson: Expressive is castable
shoktile: Oh, with necromancy as an instant it can work
m1gr3nA: bloodghast
violetblight: i dont believe it gives haste?
CanPlayGames: !card Release the dogs
LRRbot: Release the Dogs [3W] | Sorcery | Create four 1/1 white Dog creature tokens.
Diabore: @shoktile ulamog works with instant speed because its a trigger, but worldspine is a replacement efefct
MegaDosX: Oh hey there Darcy
maxthefourth: !card Worldspine
m1gr3nA: in nightmare decks? hell yeah
n3ther: bloodghast is playable
Diabore: !card worldspine worm
n3ther: not this type of deck though
CanPlayGames: !card Zodiac Dog
LRRbot: Zodiac Dog [2R] | Creature — Dog [2/2] | Mountainwalk
MilkInBags: bloodghast is totally a legacy cube card
m1gr3nA: its sac fodder for nightmare
maxthefourth: !card Worldspine Wurm
LRRbot: Worldspine Wurm [8GGG] | Creature — Wurm [15/15] | Trample / When Worldspine Wurm dies, create three 5/5 green Wurm creature tokens with trample. / When Worldspine Wurm is put into a graveyard from anywhere, shuffle it into its owner's library.
MilkInBags: how is court still there
Seth_Erickson: Lotus and Petal are Green
violetblight: damn green was wide open
LilFlame2001: Yeah seems like no one is in green.
bondeulv: oh, it's 3 mana? I've read 5 mana all the time
thirsty_kitteh: I don't know much about cube, but I feel that there weren't a lot of green decks in this pod
BrowneePoints: and then you KILL THEM
Bugberry: I've only ever watched MTGO and I'm curious who determines the versions of some of these cards, because some of them would not be my first choice.
thirsty_kitteh: *green decks drafted, to clarify
MilkInBags: you cast court on turn 2, and then your opponent casts time walk, exarch, kiki jiki on turn 4
Orxolon: what was the name of that card¿?
xblue007: ojer
Seth_Erickson: I'd cut pentad prism now
MilkInBags: Court of Garenbrig? @Orxolon
Diabore: @MilkInBags silly milk, kiki is 5 mana
Orxolon: @MilkInBags yes,thx
MilkInBags: you know what i mean
BrowneePoints: I'd play Ulamog before Emrakul
BrowneePoints: cuz of the annihilator
m1gr3nA: !card headliner scarlet
LRRbot: Headliner Scarlett [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [3/3] | Haste / When Headliner Scarlett enters the battlefield, creatures target player controls can't block this turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library face down. You may look at and play that card this turn.
TimeToFry: Doesn't Ulamog not like going into graveyards
Seth_Erickson: Maybe cut Expressive Iteration here?
micalovits: Emrakuk is easier to cast
devilmonkey2012: ulamog is better with breach but harder to reanimate
Diabore: ulamogs a much better through the breech target
TheMcclintalk: we're at 24 nonlands. if we do 16 lands we're good to go
Seth_Erickson: Emrakul is much easier to cast normally as well
m1gr3nA: scarlet might be not great if it exile any of the big bois but the draw...
Seth_Erickson: This deck should be reasonable at dropping her cost down
devilmonkey2012: can always bring in ulamog against an opp breach combo
MilkInBags: it might cost only 8!
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Diabore: 8 red with elephant
Seth_Erickson: Probably only need one basic island.
Diabore: can get volc and falls, id probably not have a basic island
Robot_Bones:
Whoa, holy 
in' lotus seabatx
RAZRBCK08: Live by the ring die by the ring
micalovits: You don't need to get rid of the ring, it WILL win you the game
azidbern95: Greatness at ANY cost
Seth_Erickson: Ship her out
BrowneePoints: a "fair" br deck that can also just randomly kill them
Robot_Bones: Never happened how could our precious betray us
Diabore: not being able to reanimate worldspine ever scares me
bondeulv: 9 creatures recurring nightmare and smuggler's copter
Seth_Erickson: Turn 1 drc turn 1 lotus turn 1 necromancy on binned worldspine
micalovits: t1 lotus, land, the one ring, draw till you die?
Trahas: gg both teams played fair
Iam_Dead: The commander player pog
biosimicist: QB?
Diabore: you cant reanimate worldspine, its a replacement effect
MilkInBags: haha
Seth_Erickson: Uh oh
biosimicist: Wow, worse
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m1gr3nA: no ramunap please
LastCenturion: worldspine wurm never hits the graveyard, it gets put straight into the deck as a replacement effect
LastCenturion: oh wait
MilkInBags:
LastCenturion: nevermind
EOstby: Cat Car!
Seth_Erickson: Skitter does shut down raminap or crucible
MilkInBags: our chariot
EOstby: Our Car?
MilkInBags: oh yeah sol ring is good
Diabore: if we chariot, we can make more rats
micalovits: I like stealing the so ring
itsr67: plus they probably were planning to still have sol ring right
itsr67: so maybe it throws them off
m1gr3nA: they will have to attack dack, it will soak some damage
Seth_Erickson: Skitter does make a chumper every turn too
BrowneePoints: top deck fire covenant ruin their day
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BrowneePoints: those rats can't block @Seth_Erickson
Seth_Erickson: Oh right forgot about the extra text
TehAmelie: the cat car was always really funny to me. she's the goddess of love so she can drive a cart pulled by cats
m1gr3nA: and tapped three creatures
devilmonkey2012: the ring see what happens?
BrowneePoints: ring fades a turn and starts drawing
Seth_Erickson: One ring start drawing right
LastCenturion: one ring fogs and draws I guess
Toxxick: land lotus, ring, skitter
itsr67: after all, why shouldnt we
sethgstewart: Hello
micalovits: PLay ring and then draw right?
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Viscount16: You def draw
itsr67: draw is always free
micalovits: Always draw cards
benjamin_wheeler: Hey guys, how much longer do you think you'll be. I'm trying to queue snipe you
James_the_Dabbler: wow
benjamin_wheeler: I was told it would be funny
benjamin_wheeler: and they were right nice Black Lotus
Omthebox: Innocent
bobbadom: Rats > cats
benjamin_wheeler: James can you order me some food, I'm feeling Thai
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ShaneLeeAtk: I would do things for some Thai food right now.
micalovits: Discarding to hand size in a turn or two?
Seth_Erickson:
If Skitter was a pack rat
Dog_of_Myth: @benjamin_wheeler Currently eating Thai right now.
Gekyouryuu:
@bobbadom what are you, the Chinese zodiac?
Trahas: if it goes to graveyard doesn't it go back to deck?
TehAmelie: James is just gonna ask chat to be his hands and then chat will have to ask for your phone number. . .
Scarbble: what a coincidence wheeler, i just ordered thai
micalovits: Not kill it when they crew it?
PigmyOcelot: kill chariot when they crew
m1gr3nA: some rats are better than others
Viscount16: You can only use recurring nightmare to reanimate the wurm, since the others are sorc speed
Viscount16: As a heads up
bondeulv: necro can be cast as flash
BrowneePoints: Chat
EOstby: You mean Necromancy.
BrowneePoints: Necromancy has Flash
m1gr3nA: @Viscount16 necro is an instant
Desdae: You draw equal to burden counters right?
bondeulv: yes
Viscount16: Whoops, yeah
MilkInBags: You can play cards when you want, I won't tell you what to do!
Seth_Erickson: You're drawing 1+n burden counters a turn
LastCenturion: @Viscount16 recurring nightmare can only be activated sorc speed, and necromancy can be flashed
micalovits: Necromancy has so much text on it it is silly
Toxxick: to be fair, Necromancy has more text than than god
bondeulv: what is oppo up to
TehAmelie: they wrote the whole Necronomicon on the card huh
BrowneePoints: Blood token can too
m1gr3nA: hblood token can discard
bondeulv: I guess dealing 6 there wasn't worth it
BrowneePoints: oh yea triumph hold priority necro wurm is good
BrowneePoints: we have to necro the wurm
LastCenturion: can't death the wurm
BrowneePoints: wurm shuffles in
biosimicist: The power of having multiple rings
Desdae: Cant you nightmare it? Or is that only sorcery?
azidbern95: Death is Sorcery, Necro is Flash
m1gr3nA:
sorcery 
Seth_Erickson: !card recurring nightmare
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micalovits: I guess we do it on their turn?
jackcoby: @Desdae look it up you silly goose
LastCenturion: we can still necro to get 3 5/5 tramplers
Desdae: @jackcoby I forgot about the bot xD
BrowneePoints: 5 HEAD GAMING
BrowneePoints: LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
jackcoby: we got there
m1gr3nA: both sides fought hard
bobbadom: rats always win
ckupf: You can recurring nightmare it can't you?
BrowneePoints: we could if we were expecting to topdeck breash @ckupf
RAZRBCK08: Nightmare is sorcery speed
LastCenturion: @ckupf recurring nightmare is sorc speed activation
Seth_Erickson: Sorcery speed on nightmare
BrowneePoints: breach* and Nightmare is sorc yea
ckupf: @LastCenturion good to know, I've never played with it
offbeatwitch: HAHAHAHA
bondeulv: it's banned in most formats
Seth_Erickson: lmao
accountmadeforants:
groovemancery: hell yeah
Seth_Erickson: 10% btw
BrowneePoints: triumph discarding wurm for the lols?
Bugberry: Usul has called a big one
ThorSokar: EASY game!
accountmadeforants: The wurm wanted front-row seats for when its babies attacked
Bugberry: This is the real Sandworm Convergence
micalovits: The fact that we can just... Sac the rats to get them back is insance
BrowneePoints: oh yeaaa
BrowneePoints: we can sac a rat get our rat
bondeulv: I would've drawn with ring
LastCenturion: if we still had lotus we could practically cast the wurm lol
m1gr3nA: bad choice opponent, we wanted harvester to die anyway
bondeulv: if you hit through the breach they'd be dead
accountmadeforants: Lmao
accountmadeforants: Simply cast Emrakul
LastCenturion: that was a good game
bondeulv: strip mine
Seth_Erickson: They had strip mine
bondeulv: and chariot
BrowneePoints: strip chariot
TehAmelie: that's where Sauron went wrong, he didn't keep up the pressure. with the one ring you gotta win while you still live
bondeulv: boseiju
RAZRBCK08: Strip, sol ring and chariot
BrowneePoints: oh yea sol ring and Boseiju
ckupf: strip mine sol ring chariot
EvilBadman: They stalled out hard after sol was stolen
BrowneePoints: James do not EI on turn 2 even though instinct compels you
biosimicist: Great call by Adam to steal the ring
micalovits: Duress - Not quite thoughtsieze, but still pretty close
Diabore: we cant EI with duress though
BrowneePoints: bye bye remand, hello turn 3 Dack
micalovits: Guess whos Back. Dack Again
plundypops: the Dack is back
BrowneePoints: He died in the LInkin Park WOTS trailer but he's alive in our hearts
finestotter: They kept 2 islands remand?
bondeulv: did they mulligan?
m1gr3nA: best for us is opponent drawing sol ring, weird
RAZRBCK08: Oh boy
bondeulv: GSZ?
micalovits: Ancestral? Timewalk?
bondeulv: aha
m1gr3nA: oh
biosimicist: @BrowneePoints Ha, ha, ha,
bondeulv: they need another green source
BrowneePoints: indestruct :S
Desdae: If they play wall next turn you fire it
thirsty_kitteh: can we fire covenant their face with Ulamog on the stack?
Seth_Erickson: I think so dack and loot is fine
BrowneePoints: is wall sorcery?
MilkInBags: fire covenant ulamog to find a nice surprise!
TheElrad: Ulamog has indestructible
m1gr3nA: @thirsty_kitteh it targets creatures only
bondeulv: wall can active for mana before we get priority
micalovits: Yea, but it only makes one green
micalovits: So they need to untap with it
Seth_Erickson: only once each turn thiugh
thirsty_kitteh:
m1gr3na: that would be an excellent reason why my plan fails
Desdae: Wall is only once per turn, so it's only bad if they get a second forest
RAZRBCK08: Ulamog is indestructible
Seth_Erickson: That Ula has indestructible
comrade_cards: exile on cast only
BrowneePoints: Ulamog has indestruct just as a reminder
bondeulv: adam, read the first line of ulamog
EvilBadman: Indestructible.
bondeulv: sorry, second line
BrowneePoints: so yea we gotta boop the wall on our turn
micalovits: We would rather maybe have the extra mana?
Seth_Erickson: I like dack first
biosimicist: Keeping them off double green seems important
Seth_Erickson: And theatre drc into covenant.
RAZRBCK08: Are we going to EI this game?
BrowneePoints: DRC into covenant seems good
itsr67: @Seth_Erickson not enough mana
itsr67: theater is a tapped land
Seth_Erickson: I was saying discard theatre @itsr67
itsr67: fair yeah
comrade_cards: the mystical archive art for fiery covenant is sick
RAZRBCK08: DRC already a 3/3
MilkInBags: you can steal the food! omg!
micalovits: Theater? We might want to EI for more things
biosimicist: EI for an answer time
ckupf: Cast EI?
Bugberry: They can also steal DRC with their Oko. Not sure if they want to though
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bondeulv: oliphaunt can do something
bondeulv: they pay 10 life
bondeulv: so they go to 7
Seth_Erickson: I'd go next I don't think we have answers for ula
BrowneePoints: yea if we had more mana to dump woe strider and oliphaunt we might have won
kristof162028: Good afternoon friends
MilkInBags: and then they have a 10/10 blocker for our turn
BrowneePoints: but uh....we didn't so we don't
ace_also: Get them to 10 faster than they can find channel
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itsr67: there's maybe a world where we dig for one ring cause wurm would have reshuffled and we can't die to mill that way
Snow_Schwartz: probably had a 2% chance to steal a game there but yeah lots of clock damage being taken
micalovits: It is pretty funny that if we got Emrakul from Dack we would just have cast it and won
itsr67: er wait exile mg
itsr67: mb*
BrowneePoints: yea we gotta go pedal to the metal
Seth_Erickson: They have remand up probably?
bondeulv: I didn't think we had basic island?
RAZRBCK08: 4 types
Chesul: ace_also somewhat, as they can pay part of the cost with land, and part with life. so we'd have to get them below 10 - however many lands they have after channel.
bondeulv: ah, I missed that
RAZRBCK08: We have 1 basic island
ace_also: @Chesul true
Seth_Erickson: That's a good bin
micalovits: Sure is
MegaDosX: Well.
MegaDosX: This seems obvious to me
Seth_Erickson: Ring to hand breach to bottom mountain in exile yeah
BrowneePoints: yea ring to hand exile land breach on bottom
Seth_Erickson: We have 4 potentially 5 in grave for emmy
MegaDosX: Yeah Darcy has to attack each turn now
micalovits: Emmy is 9 right now
bondeulv: 9
RAZRBCK08: Planeswalker if they kill our Dack
bondeulv: instant, artifact, planeswalker
MegaDosX: Maybe you just win by punching them in the face with Darcy forever
Seth_Erickson: I like casting dack into counter
Seth_Erickson: Fuel emmy
micalovits: Adam So smart
micalovits: Fun fact, if we top deck black lotus we can play emrakul
Seth_Erickson: You leave that with Emmy in band
BrowneePoints: hope fully we emrakul them and channel them for lethal
GameFanMarcus: cant you loot with dack then reanimate the emrakul
korvys: ⏰
ghizmou: oh no
m1gr3nA: @Seth_Erickson yws we could have looted emmy with dack and necro it
micalovits: Well, this is bad
BrowneePoints: oh they're digging for channel so hard lol
ghizmou: watch out for time
itsr67: they ticked up
biosimicist: Triple time-walk, oof
Saintnex: we might be in a lot of trouble
itsr67: is one ring protection until your next turn?
GameFanMarcus: is this game 1 or 2
BrowneePoints: err well, they get 3 turns in a row?
thatguysteve2709: If you ring they can't hit you till your turn again
comrade_cards: pretty much all vintage cube decks are bangers
TheMcclintalk: don't they get 4?
Bugberry: Like Dr. Strange looking for the 1 path to victory
Desdae: I mean, they get to uro
micalovits: Right, they can cast uro
Seth_Erickson: They have uro in grave as well
GameFanMarcus: do they run zuran orb
biosimicist: Make them have it
micalovits: It is bad, but not instantly losing
RAZRBCK08: We didn't see orb but they might
ghizmou: we re not dead but it s not looking good
itsr67: nah
m1gr3nA: we have ring
luke1x: Oh dang their deck is sweet
itsr67: ravine dead
LurkerSpine: ^
BrowneePoints: oh yea raging ravine
BrowneePoints: we dead
kaboomjr26: Playing grixis reanimator?
plundypops: ravine as well
m1gr3nA: ah ravine
IcyDj: they activate a man land and youre dead... if they see it
Dog_of_Myth: They can always misplay
GameFanMarcus: they could f6 by accident
Seth_Erickson: Op deck kinda cool
luke1x: They saw the line
micalovits: Now @benjamin_wheeler !
BrowneePoints: hey all we needed was an inti
Chesul: yeah, sometimes your opponent just takes 4 turns in a row and kills you.
luke1x: So what was our record for the first draft
BrowneePoints: DRC into inti that game and they would've just DIED
hackingducks: turns out those power nine cards were hard to beat, huh
Seth_Erickson: I hear a lot of talk about how strong new cards are and yet I'm here like fuckin time walk brother
rosesmcgee: Taking game actions? At work, dude? hell no!
TehAmelie: taking turns > not taking turns
MilkInBags: yeah but time walk is meh if your deck is full of 1/1 for 1
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TehAmelie: intriguing statistics here
RAZRBCK08: With our nightmare in hand the woe strider seems pretty good
micalovits: How many of our reanimates are actually instant speed? Just thinking of the Wurm
Seth_Erickson: Do you think Astral Dragon might be better in this deck than Worm? It feels like we can never reanimate it
TheMcclintalk: It's fine, it's not the first time you've done it, and I doubt it's the last
m1gr3nA: rude
itsr67: pyro kenisis~
micalovits: 0 mana 2 for 2 is pretty good
MegaDosX: Well that's rude
Diabore: so thats why they didnt kill it
TehAmelie: but have you seen pyrokinephews?
m1gr3nA: imagine how good would pyrokinesis be if they printed it on a creature hitting for 6...
micalovits: Fury not having flash is a massive difference to be fair
Bugberry: Boros control
BrowneePoints: Opponent, gonna need you to not have answers for a turn
m1gr3nA: @micalovits true, but its easier to reanimate fury
TehAmelie: wait, we have established chat has all the answers
uchihab7: Adam: shows off his phd in magic James: stares at phone
micalovits: RIP Goat
TheMcclintalk: they sure got our goat
MegaDosX: Good lord they've just had it all
EOstby: Name that goat Fblthp, because it got lost.
Dog_of_Myth: OP please
Seth_Erickson: The answers don't stop coming lmO
TheMcclintalk: Opp, plz, stahp
luke1x: Mono removal over there
DaVeganPolice: damn, hands up, we got got
BrowneePoints: Good Old Boros Go F yourself
Seth_Erickson: Lmao*
DaVeganPolice: boros aggro removal
Seth_Erickson: It'll be a 3/3 we get
plundypops: judge! our opponent is dismantling everything!
waywardrunt: no better feeling than gettin' em
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bondeulv: map's are sorcery
Relentless_Bread: maps are sorceries only
MegaDosX: Oh god
micalovits: Thats a good one
luke1x: Jesus
DaVeganPolice: they drew GAS
MegaDosX: Yeah I think you guys are dead >_>
BrowneePoints: K OP next turn you mull to 4 with a bad hand. Karma dictates thus
MegaDosX: I would absolutely not have done that in their position
MilkInBags: overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
Seth_Erickson: I'd hold up covenant
MilkInBags: at 10 when they have 5 power on the board, i wouldnt
Seth_Erickson: And hopefully kill emperor next turn with inti attack
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MilkInBags: if you dont block you cant fire covenant after
MegaDosX: Holding up Covenant seems the most correct option
MegaDosX: But you are in a bit of trouble
MilkInBags: card is to old to say planeswalker on it
Mr_Horrible: mfw the covenant fire
Seth_Erickson: Inti discard
micalovits: Can also just discard it to inti
Mr_Horrible: the curse of MTGO shortcuts
DaVeganPolice: 3 life and a dream
Seth_Erickson: The world for opponent to not have bolt
MegaDosX: Now you just need them to not draw Bolt
MilkInBags: jk fireball for 7 to the face
Chesul: the mox is their only green source right now, which might be meaningful.
micalovits: Mox is probably ofcolour
Seth_Erickson: Oliphant and land to grave
GameFanMarcus: have they shown any green cards
MegaDosX:
You can pay 3 life to kill Wandering Emperor
Seth_Erickson: I like having breach right now
Chesul: @micalovits oh most likely, but it's not guaranteed yet.
micalovits: Underworld breach is pretty good next turn
micalovits: Or this turn
plundypops: abrading their pumper with breach is p good
biosimicist: Now breach is great
biosimicist: LOL
hackingducks: time to pop off
Seth_Erickson: Now breach do some shit
BrowneePoints: can we replay enough removal to just wipe their board and swing lethal?
Seth_Erickson: Do you want to lose abrade?
RAZRBCK08: I liked keeping abrade to clear the board
MilkInBags: I think it was a bit better to get back recurring nightmare, to sac something post attack and get oliphant back, and have recurring nightmare in hand?
GameFanMarcus: I think there was lethal with the 16 from wurms 3 from inti after discarding and double abrading instead of oliphaunt
micalovits: RIP Emrakul dream
MegaDosX: Well that's a bad card to exile after you emptied your graveyard of things
Seth_Erickson: I'd cSt drc
Seth_Erickson: Get another blocker
BrowneePoints: get back DRC for a blocker
MilkInBags: lotus doesnt do much now
Mr_Horrible: Underworld Breach: "It's a card!"
MilkInBags:
RAZRBCK08: Cube is wild
MilkInBags: imagine all of that, and then they bolt you
jushimus: what if yawg will didnt exile the card
MegaDosX: And that was a mostly fair Breach
MegaDosX: There's some real bullshit you can get up to with Breach
MilkInBags:
mutagenic growth for combat? 
Mr_Horrible: we'll get wheeler to take a look at the vod later
Days_one: streaming is work.
Seth_Erickson: I still feel like astral dragon is better than worldspine worm in most cases
Mr_Horrible: and he'll say "No that was perfect and you're perfect"
BrowneePoints: the MOST efficient was probably triple abrading their board and killing them. but what you did was ALSO valid, cuz it won you the game
Seth_Erickson: It's easier to reanimate is the thing
MilkInBags: DRC into Inti is so cracked
Chesul: There might have been a more competitive way to play that, but if you had fun there wasn't a better way to play it.
BrowneePoints: t1 drc into t2 into. BEEP BEEP
luke1x: Man it's crazy how good inti is even in vintage cube
micalovits: Or just turn two removal is also pretty dece
BrowneePoints: inti has quickly become one of the best two drops possibly ever.
Mr_Horrible: int i = 2; i < 20; ++i;
BrowneePoints: In MULTIPLE formats
MilkInBags: RIP young pyromancer
MilkInBags: I pitch Death
Seth_Erickson: Death i think
BrowneePoints: i'd keep breach. in case we get something goofy
micalovits: Do we pitch anything now?
GameFanMarcus: are there any arcane spells in the cube to splice onto
couchboyj: Cowboy Magic, make em have it
itsr67: "no, you should have waited
MilkInBags: I don't think you wanted to discard?
Mr_Horrible: the lure of value too strong
RAZRBCK08: That's kind of a land for Dack
micalovits: Cycle, play land, removal
Mr_Horrible: we can removal or we can death
micalovits: Seems dece
BrowneePoints: not besides off color mox
couchboyj: Mox was it
Seth_Erickson: !card life//death
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Sogheim: oh is Adam showing off his Cube skills?
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Mr_Horrible: NAURliphant
BrowneePoints: obviously we pitch emrakul here
BrowneePoints: and death it back
BrowneePoints: dinger
Mr_Horrible: dack fayden? The greatest thief in the multiverse?
MilkInBags: I mean, it would get exiled here
Mr_Horrible: sorcery speed is the crux there
Seth_Erickson: Yeah it's a tough one worm has one us two games so
BrowneePoints: no
BrowneePoints: the deadest thief in the multiverse
Mr_Horrible: that doesn't preclude greatest tho
Mr_Horrible: maybe no one's beat his record yet
Seth_Erickson: I'd ditch death at this point
MilkInBags: I would keep the swamp
Mr_Horrible: we also have breach eventually
BrowneePoints: nah breach is in the yard
Mr_Horrible: so we can regrow some reanimates
BrowneePoints: oh THAT breach
Mr_Horrible: Underworld Breach
Seth_Erickson: Do we want to ditch the one sided board wipe against boros though
GameFanMarcus: draw in case of petal
Mr_Horrible:
the useful one, not the memey one
micalovits: Double Breach Deack
MilkInBags: i mean bombardier does nothing right now?
micalovits: Also, RIP Covenant
Seth_Erickson: We have good hits with breach I think, especially if we keep wurm in
Diabore: rip dack, we couldnt trick then
Diabore: them*
m1gr3nA: 2/2 haste not really that scary
Mr_Horrible: at least Dack got to die on-camera this time
finestotter: Through the breach Wurm seems pretty good
luke1x: Good duress
Diabore: @Mr_Horrible he died on camera last time, only on camera
Seth_Erickson: Tapped wrong for triumph
Diabore: we have no black
GameFanMarcus: no black
Mr_Horrible: @Diabore oh right, wasn't it, like, in the corner of the promo video for 2 seconds or something?
bondeulv: sure did
GredGredmansson: didn't tap wrong; only two black sources
micalovits: Nope, just only have 2B
MilkInBags: unfortunate
Mr_Horrible: I remember it was comically underserved
Seth_Erickson:
Autotapper's not here to blame 
BrowneePoints: Yea his spark got ripped out in the linkin park video
MegaDosX: Yeah you didn't tap wrong, just only have two swamps
Diabore: not tapped wrong, duress and skitter was 2 black, we had 2
Mr_Horrible: lol
MegaDosX: Though now three
luke1x: Well it's not over yet
micalovits: OH, we dead
Diabore: @Mr_Horrible yeah in the AMV promo
Mr_Horrible: "We need to up the kill count of this event because the only other casualties so far are Domri and Gideon (heroically)"
finestotter: DOB right?
Seth_Erickson: I feel like discarding covenant is the big missed line
MegaDosX: Yeah you dead
luke1x: Oh damn
Mr_Horrible: "Who can we lose?" "What about Dack?" "Who? Nevermind, doesn't matter"
Seth_Erickson: I'm just saying no shade I don't think your line is indefensible
micalovits: I hear that magic is a hard game, and playing perfectly is so hard
Diabore: @Mr_Horrible iirc they forgot about him at the start, and only remembered after the set was finalized so they threw him in the AMV to make it seem like he was there
BrowneePoints: remember chat
Mr_Horrible: it's less of a normal reanimator and more of an engine piece
MilkInBags: i mean recurring nightmare is useless if your threats get shuffled away
BrowneePoints: if Ifs and Buts were Candy and Nuts wouldn't it be a merry christmas?
RAZRBCK08: This isn't the best recurring nightmare deck tbf
Mr_Horrible: so it doesn't slot in perfect
Plinken: you want more value cycling creatures for recurring to work, right now you don't have a lot of the ETB value
Plinken: or big critters that stay in your graveyward
MilkInBags: pack rat + recurring nightmare, done
bondeulv: 9 creatures recurring nightmare smuggler's copter doesn't seem that strong to me
benjamin_wheeler: this nightmare is bumping
MegaDosX: Adam how dare you not be perfect at this new format you've only recently been introduced to
Mr_Horrible: Pack Rat probably *is* a lot of folks' recurring nightmare, tbh
luke1x: Opponent finally didn't have it
benjamin_wheeler: people put too much of an emphasis on nightmare cycling through value dorks, its just a good reanimation spell in decks w/ like ledger shredder, inti, etc
BrowneePoints: an abrade target
micalovits: Its pretty dece
BrowneePoints: that's what it is
Seth_Erickson: Sounds like its getting abraded
MegaDosX: All Will be One Commander
MilkInBags: gottem
Mr_Horrible: Cool story bro
BrowneePoints: Yep RW All Wil lBe One
Seth_Erickson: Get they asses
BusTed: gottem
Mr_Horrible: one small problem
MilkInBags: it's the youtube watchers
Mr_Horrible: I've planted an Inti somewhere in my turn 2
Mr_Horrible: every untap you let me have
Mr_Horrible: is a risky move
benjamin_wheeler: I like that
benjamin_wheeler: slam dudes
RAZRBCK08: I like it
BrowneePoints: yep do it
BrowneePoints: kill them dead
Mr_Horrible: you *would* like that
benjamin_wheeler: finally some respect around the office
MilkInBags:
isn't wheeler like, very medium at magic?
Seth_Erickson: Yeah well no wonder, wheeler likes slamming dudes
BrowneePoints: in magic right?
BrowneePoints: in...in magic....right?
djalternative: aggro seems like a good idea against in this matchup
benjamin_wheeler: I mostly meant from James
benjamin_wheeler: Adam is full of respect
MilkInBags: MH2 sucks so hard
MegaDosX: Have you seen the rest of the cycle?
Mr_Horrible: they were thinking "Let's break for lunch"
zakmanyt: when’s the pre prerelease?
BronzePanda: its ok its geting reprinted in MH3
Days_one: "we need to sell this set"
djalternative: I had solitude in my MH2 prerelease and every match went to time
Mr_Horrible: they've got Instant-Speed Fury
Mr_Horrible: Kppa
Mr_Horrible:
even
MegaDosX: !card grief
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MilkInBags: minor spelling mistake
bondeulv: they were thinking "we need to sell a lot of packs, so let's warp modern around this set"
Robot_Bones: Seen solitude? I'm in solitude brother
Mr_Horrible: NOOOvanish
luke1x: Opponent boarded into mono white
Simonark: Look, Solitude is a metaphor for loneliness. In that they wanted a card that would compel people to avoid anyone playing it in future
Seth_Erickson: They've had apparition turn 3 every game
zakmanyt: I can’t find when the preprerelease is going to be
EvilBadman: tomorrow
BrowneePoints: there's no prr. there's the OTJ Prerelease Showcase tomorrow
zakmanyt: dahm how late
BrowneePoints: PPR*
bondeulv: wait
MilkInBags: I would kill skyclave
Earthenone: !ppr
m1gr3nA: we get creature from skyclave for nightmare
Earthenone: aka !pls
MilkInBags: you get a token for recurring nightmare
Mr_Horrible: the OTJ pls. pls.
bondeulv: eot abrade skyclave
bondeulv: adam got it
MilkInBags: I said it first Adam!
Mr_Horrible: he did see it
luke1x: Never not had it
Mr_Horrible: he's actually goated
MilkInBags:
josh___something: Bu... okay
ThorSokar: I didn't say NOTHIN'
itsr67: THE EELS
MilkInBags: someone do something i got shot!
Mr_Horrible: who you gonna believe? *Milk*?
Mr_Horrible: pshaw
djalternative: I ain't snitching
itsr67: THEY TELEPORT
tehfewl: wheeler knows better than to stife your creativity
Mr_Horrible: "Does he know that Thunder IV is aoe, Chat?"
MilkInBags: they have 2 cards, what are the odds of it being removal
bondeulv: how were they drawing a card?
Robot_Bones: The shrieking eels???
MilkInBags: let's goooooooo
Mr_Horrible: that's very funny
biosimicist: Time is running a little low...
Mr_Horrible: no, they can't do anything with it
biosimicist: Sorry I just saw the red
luke1x: Broken monkey
Mr_Horrible: I mean, we only need 2 turns with an emrakul
MilkInBags: Mefagar heard you talk shit to me
BrowneePoints: get spaghetti'd idiot
m1gr3nA: opponent is confused by modo interface obviously
Days_one: !card broadside bomb
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Mr_Horrible: Bombside Broadbadiers
Seth_Erickson: I wonder who
micalovits:
This also gives us lethal next turn
Seth_Erickson: Mayhaps it was even you Adam
Mr_Horrible:
EmraNOICE 
BrowneePoints: pro instants
Seth_Erickson: Pro instants
bondeulv: it has pro instants
Robot_Bones: Perfectly kromulent
bondeulv: *she/they
BrowneePoints: they need land emperor
luke1x: Ggs
MilkInBags: Ladies and gentlemen, we got him
benjamin_wheeler: Solitude incoming
Mr_Horrible: they tryna race
luke1x: They would need a card to pitch though too
MilkInBags:
Mr_Horrible: kaboom
QuixoticScrivener: crack vista to thin deck?
Dog_of_Myth:
micalovits: Ez game!
Seth_Erickson:
BusTed:
starmute12:
theguardianotter: ezzzz
BrowneePoints: Spaghetti UH-OHS
bondeulv: untrue
MilkInBags: Adam is cubed out of his mind
Mr_Horrible: this man is the 2-1 Cuber of all time
bondeulv: trophied with kiki
luke1x: Damn Adam is going infinite
MilkInBags: like 12?
Mr_Horrible:
although you *did* fuck up the other day and go 3-0 6-0 with Kiki
BrowneePoints: around 10
TheMadS8nt: ironically Adam has done 21
JinaMahavira: he only paid for one
MilkInBags: lurrus is sick when mtgo doesnt remove it from your deck
IsSecretlyPaul: hes rightg
Seth_Erickson: The 2-1 Drafter Masterpiece
Mr_Horrible: getting Lurrus with companion and making it actually good is not easy, even with Cube power levels
luke1x: It's a hell of a magic card
SnowBuddy18: @Seth_Erickson 2-1 Drafterpiece
MilkInBags: kiki jiki is just a japanese dolphin
Mr_Horrible: Keekothy Jeekothy
BrowneePoints: Keekum Jeekum the Meekum Breekums
theguardianotter: its been so fun to see adam get more and more excited as he plays more and more vintage cube
Seth_Erickson: Skitter time?
Robot_Bones: Kikiromi
Seth_Erickson: I like jamming
BrowneePoints: play that Shitter and go FACE!
BrowneePoints: err skitter*
Scar_Red_Tiger: Korone VOice* Keekum Jeekum
Mr_Horrible: we also need petal to Iteration
MilkInBags: 😬
Seth_Erickson: Nothing happened here
Mr_Horrible: since we're on 2 swamp
biosimicist: No worries
Dog_of_Myth:
NorthstarTex:
Mr_Horrible: don't even worry about it
micalovits: I sure also forgot that it was on combat and also not ETB
luke1x: Lol magic cards have too many words
SnowBuddy18: too many words on post WAR cards
biosimicist: It is worse to play skitter post-combat in WOE, like I once did...
plundypops: don’t worry, I yell at my screen instead of typing it
rentar42: @luke1x not just that, but the words even have MEANING!
DreamyPants: I mess up enough playing on my own, I can only imagine how much more it is when you have to pay attention to us monkeys in chat
MilkInBags: touch grass!
Mr_Horrible: it's not a mad yell, it's a concerned yell
Robot_Bones: Let ye who are without misplays cast the first twitch chat
Seth_Erickson: I'm astral projecting my voice hoping it reaches you
MilkInBags: auuuuuuuur nauuuuuur
rentar42: we yell because we love y'all
Mr_Horrible: like they see you from across the battlefield and are worried for your safety
DaVeganPolice: the man on the screen makes me laugh, I think that's healthy.
jaimeblacken: you can kill it!
Mr_Horrible: James you fucking put the eggs on the bottom of my bag AGAIN
BronzePanda: cant you kill it with the tithe guy?
Mr_Horrible: c'mooooon
jaimeblacken: it's -2/-2
finestotter: What if I write it down on a piece of paper with all my other grievances and then put it in a bottle in the sea?
Seth_Erickson: I like expressive here
Diabore: yeah i think petal expressive is the play
luke1x: You can sac the harvester
MilkInBags: and then exile it with a lil rat!
Bugberry: Arwen not immune to vampires
Mr_Horrible: Arwen, Mortal Queen, exiled by a Rat Noble
Mr_Horrible: what a time to be alive
jaimeblacken: surveil land
theguardianotter: oh this deck is nasty
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itsr67: the surveil lands are so good
MilkInBags: it's a good card with wurm
Seth_Erickson: It's good with dragon and emrakul
BrowneePoints: cuz if we topdeck ANY of our headers
theguardianotter: for emrakul?
BrowneePoints: they die next turn
BronzePanda:
Youd have 2 rat tokens by now smh
Mr_Horrible: because eventually you'll have Wurm with it on 4
finestotter: Wurm inc
theguardianotter: or worldspine wurm?
Diabore: emrakul and worldspine
BrowneePoints: hell we can even blood token to try and draw into it
Seth_Erickson: Through the breach is not bad in this deck
Bugberry: If only it was the Through the Breach art with Emrakul
Mr_Horrible: the late fees at the sylvan library are brutal
Mr_Horrible: they just pull out a gun
MilkInBags: you did 6, 1 from fetch, 4 from library
ckupf: You can wurldspine wurm on 1 with lotus petal and black lotus
luke1x: They think they have commander life with that library
micalovits: They have only drawn one extra card
hackingducks: @Mr_Horrible technically they're the 'early' fees. the sylvans are weird.
RAZRBCK08: I like blood token eot to draw 1 of our large threats
BrowneePoints: i'd blood token eot just to draw cards lol
jushimus: @luke1x not librarying is for cowards
luke1x: That needs to die lol
Mr_Horrible:
@hackingducks oh no, that means it's a Tenet gun that goes backwards
DreamyPants: TTB oliphaunt would have been a funny line to go for lethal (though what we did is prob better)
Mr_Horrible: daaaamn
MilkInBags: what
luke1x: Whaaaa
BrowneePoints: k topdeck emrakul zoom zoom let's go
Mr_Horrible: that play did cost them 3 life tho
itsr67: they need that bird to live
DaVeganPolice: mybadog
Seth_Erickson: Easy Emrakul or dragon into breach
MilkInBags: famous vintage deck sylvan library and royal treatment
Mr_Horrible: that's tough because we think it's pretty good
luke1x: I didn't even royal was in the cube
theguardianotter: well then
MegaDosX: Yike that's a bad EI
hackingducks: oof
MegaDosX: Unlucky
Mr_Horrible: when you try to iterate but it's the same painting 3 times
EvilBadman: sucky ei, but also that was the next three draws
Mr_Horrible: EI! EI! ...oh
MilkInBags: get rid of petal at this point
MegaDosX: @Mr_Horrible "It's the same picture."
theguardianotter: woof
MilkInBags: huh oh, will we beat the 9 lands in a row curse?
micalovits: That sure was a LOT of lands
luke1x: Jesus how many lands is that
Seth_Erickson: I don't think you pitch breach yeah it can easily win us this game right now. Provided we draw one of our big boys or girls
MilkInBags: 7 clues
MegaDosX: Gross
DreamyPants: so we've seen 14/17 mana sources now I think?
BrowneePoints: cmon emrakul or wurm
plundypops: worldspine off the top, it’ll be fine
jaimeblacken: adam, seems that you're playing more magic, that's cool
Mr_Horrible: 7 clues to the Mystery of the Missing Topdecks
finestotter: I meant worldspine inc... after those 5 lands
jaimeblacken: the vintage cube expert now
Mr_Horrible: fuck dominaria all my homies hate dominaria
MegaDosX: Heck Teferi
Seth_Erickson: Think you force the tuck here
Weagle:
What was that about Underworld Breach, Adam? 
Mr_Horrible: we can bitter the teferi with breach
Bugberry: It's why scry/surveil is often underestimated. Makes for far less nongames.
Anubis169: Hmmz0rs... what to do what to do
ckupf: we need wurm or emrakul
micalovits: Scarlet also just wins
ckupf: true
jamwno: fiery
Seth_Erickson: Islet is at least one card
BrowneePoints: i'd just bitter bitter right?
micalovits: Expresive Iteration is also card draaw
BrowneePoints: like we have nearly lethal on board rn
hackingducks: bitter iterate's not a bad move either
Mr_Horrible: honestly yeah just bitter teferi and shredder is not a bad line, feels like
1y1e: petal can cast Life which might do it!
gilliam414: what up cubetubers
bondeulv: discarding petal seems weird to me
Mr_Horrible: we'll have just enough mana for the ward
luke1x: I think vintage cube would be fun to do for a Friday night paper fight if someone has a proxy cube of it
Mr_Horrible: Scamnath
MegaDosX: Gross
MegaDosX: I hate opponent's deck
RAZRBCK08: Discarding petal made sense at the time
MegaDosX: >_>
BrowneePoints: well now do we just go for blowing up their whole board and lethaling?
Seth_Erickson: Do still win if we find Emmy with through breach
Akaiatana: A couple madlads with badlands? Neat
micalovits: Not yet
Seth_Erickson: They are also reasonably at 14 with omnath and the fetch
MilkInBags: if you iteration to find gas, keep the land
ghizmou: well 13
Mr_Horrible: boo hiss
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Akaiatana: They soiled your breaches!
Seth_Erickson: Do you just slam now make them start blocking?
tehfewl: i think its time to slam
theguardianotter: weve got lotus? sheesh
Seth_Erickson: Do we want to slam at teferi?
ghizmou: arent we dead on the crackback?%
Seth_Erickson: We can still win off breach I think
micalovits: We still have so many draws that are must answr
MilkInBags: i mean breach emrakul or worm is still possible
Mr_Horrible: seems spicy, we basically have to topdeck a TTB target
Mr_Horrible: but that's becoming less viable each turn with the landfall triggers
Seth_Erickson: We're not favored but we're also not out of it
MegaDosX: So does Omnath tbf
MegaDosX: That card is unreasonable >_>
BrowneePoints: most unfun walker in magic
BrowneePoints: and Ajani Vengeant even taps lands!
xantos69: Damn, I wanna play their deck. It looks sweet.
Mr_Horrible:
at least with Oko the game is usually over faster
MegaDosX: You are dying to their sick value
Seth_Erickson: I don't think so
theguardianotter: man, i hate this
Mr_Horrible: no Goryo's Vengeance?
Mr_Horrible: dogass cube
DaCardCzar: Maybe a ritual?
Faulpyr: Been going through Adam's Dragon's Dogma 2 playthrough, and these are very different James and Adams
MilkInBags: ledger shredder can block
Seth_Erickson: They need to attack with the bird though now
Mr_Horrible:
what do you mean Faulpyr ? James walks that like in real life too
micalovits: If we draw emrakull we hard cast her with lotus
BrowneePoints: they have lethal with skitter gone
Mr_Horrible: we let 'em have a lil fun
MilkInBags: does omnath have trample?
Faulpyr: @Mr_Horrible Oh definitely realistic muscles, too.
jaimeblacken: WOW
korvys: take out breach?
micalovits: Right, rats cant block xD
jaimeblacken: this deck is insane
Mr_Horrible: draw better *is* a strong strat
RAZRBCK08: Do we want the dragon in?
SnowBuddy18: swap out through the breach?
Seth_Erickson: Astral Dragon over something maybe?
Mr_Horrible: just might work
1y1e: Scryfall says: Desperate Ritual is the only other arcane card in the cube
micalovits: We also drew 6 lands in a row
korvys: You were saying it was a mistake
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MilkInBags:
get astral dragon in and then regret it
IcyDj: maybe go more all in on the broken stuff youre trying to do?
jaimeblacken: oooh
Seth_Erickson: I like it
ghizmou: I hate it
SnowBuddy18: you could also cast Oliphant with this hand
MegaDosX: The duality of man
gilliam414: okay does anyone else think the "ummm"s sound like a phone vibrating
Mr_Horrible: there's worse things to do than turn 1 woe strider
offbeatwitch: cubin'
Seth_Erickson:
Inti would be a great draw
MegaDosX: Fetch shock fetch shock and you hit them for three
Mr_Horrible: I'm a big fan of how they've dealt 6 to themselves
Seth_Erickson: 3 fetches lmao
hackingducks: burn the tracker and the hafling now?
micalovits: I mean, you can covenant in response to the fetch
Mr_Horrible: you want to covenent in response to the crack if you're looking to covenent
RampG4mes: hey James I'm that kid at Chicago that you signed that master chef card for.
Desdae: You burn in response to detch?
hackingducks: I mean, you can do it, and force them to respond...
jushimus: you can burn tracker and arwen and they have to choose which one they keep?
MegaDosX: When they fetch EOT you can Covenant their things
micalovits: I like cycle+reanimate
1y1e: if they try and move the counter, it's removed as part of the cost, so you could sweep the board in response
Seth_Erickson: Arwen unkillable right now chat
MegaDosX: Arwen is unkillable but you can get rid of the Tracker and the Halfling
MegaDosX: Though now you can't >_>
micalovits: Again, Arwen can give another creature indestructible
Seth_Erickson: I think we didn't want to covenant there
MilkInBags: I like this line
TheOtherTrevor: you can try to bait the arwen activation eventually and fire in response
micalovits:
Now we have lethal if they don't have removal though Big Trambles and fire covenant
ghizmou: that's bad
Seth_Erickson: Do you attack hope to bait arwen interaction
MilkInBags: i mean bloodtithe is a bait for arwen
MegaDosX: We take those
Seth_Erickson: I think that's also just fine
ghizmou: they didn't even crack before?
MegaDosX: Now Adam, remember to eat the goat before your draw step this time
DreamyPants: you can't have any draw step if you don't eat your goat!
Mr_Horrible: as Bart Simpson says: "Eat goat"
jushimus: cmon third shockland
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MilkInBags:
sadly this is not arena, and you cant keep hovering on arwen to make them use it
BrowneePoints: yea we can harvester and then if they try to move the counter we can wipe their whole board and lethal
IsSecretlyPaul: yeah that was a weird trade
micalovits: How many cards i woe strider to escape? 4?
MegaDosX: Four other, yeah
BrowneePoints: except for 1C from Halfling
MilkInBags: they have 1 mana left with halfling
XerinRosewood: I mean they still have halfling
theguardianotter: they still have the halfling
m1gr3nA: i do not understand why they didn't just block with arwen
Mr_Horrible: maybe just scared about the racing situation? But Omnath's lifegain keeps that afloat pretty well
Mr_Horrible: now we just eat all their critters with covenant eot and win, no?
micalovits: Yea, just covenant on everything
Mr_Horrible: ah, dinger, they didn't attack
jushimus: @Mr_Horrible pests
30teracyte: uh oh
Mr_Horrible: right, pest lifegain
Seth_Erickson: The blood is gone Adam
MegaDosX: Does nothing
MegaDosX: You had no blood tokens anymore
MilkInBags:
XerinRosewood: Big oops
offbeatwitch: whups
MegaDosX: RIP
LiamK712: I’ve done that too. Don’t worry
Mr_Horrible: just pretend only James saw you do that
EvilBadman: Op was like "what if I do a buncha weird shit and confused them"
IcyDj: dp we have bolt?
Jadaris: That's a big shame concede if it was me playing lol
BrowneePoints: It happens. No one bats 1000!
micalovits: I think the end step fire covenant was the way to go, might still get there
MegaDosX: Grim.
MilkInBags: abrade doesnt hit face
micalovits: Can do it now anyway
MegaDosX: Should still get priority now to do it
Seth_Erickson: Easy through the breach into Emrakul or dragon one time
micalovits: !card woe strider
LRRbot: Woe Strider [2B] | Creature — Horror [3/2] | When Woe Strider enters the battlefield, create a 0/1 white Goat creature token. / Sacrifice another creature: Scry 1. / Escape—{3}{B}{B}, Exile four other cards from your graveyard. / Woe Strider escapes with two +1/+1 counters on it.
BrowneePoints: deck come the F on
micalovits: Do we swing?
m1gr3nA: through not underworld
Seth_Erickson: Do you attack to escape the strider
MegaDosX: Deck how dare
Mr_Horrible: such is the way of things
MegaDosX: I think they just let Woe Strider through though, with Uro to escape next turn
CommiePuddin: Did Wheeler get us hooked on vintage cube?
MilkInBags: underworld breach is at the bottom of the deck
Seth_Erickson: Expressive seeing breach and emrakul wins it we have the mana
finestotter: Runner runner through the breach wurm
MegaDosX: Uro is going to kill you >_>
XerinRosewood: Perfect to kill a single clue
goombalax: I hope you guys get matched with wheeler
BrowneePoints: match 3 goom
BrowneePoints: this is it methinks
Earthenone: !time
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definenull: Kyoooob!
XerinRosewood: How big is striders power?
BrowneePoints: everyone goofs. it's okay
micalovits: And we dead
RAZRBCK08: We're just dead
MegaDosX: No worries Adam
MilkInBags: it's ok we all know adam's password is 'JamesChocoMilk'
CommiePuddin: This will make the afternoon of work far more enjoyable!
Diabore: i see a cheeky little fam jam next week
EvilBadman: As if Adam would use 'milk' in his password
goombalax: is this the first time its on Friday?
gualdhar: you should have called it a Pre-launch Rodeo
Diabore: @goombalax its usually on friday iirc
Seth_Erickson: Deck looks sick
MilkInBags: can you delay the event, im at the office tomorrow
Bugberry: Someone needs to be the rodeo clown to take the heat.
goombalax: @Diabore thats mindblowing I thought it was usually saturdays
offbeatwitch:
cookbook
EvilBadman: time to 2-1 baby
m1gr3nA: modo is a quality program
Bearudite: they worked very hard 20n years ago
jushimus: daybreaks doing a pretty good job with 20yo software
IcyDj: this is a 20 year old software
DreamyPants: It's a relic of the late 90s in maintenance mode, I think people know exactly how rough it is
Seth_Erickson: Magic is also an incredibly complicated game so programming for it seems horrific
m1gr3nA: daybreak does not have it easy, especially with how much cards wotc release
MilkInBags: they should just print everything you own and ship it to you
NorthstarTex: usually the "ok here you go" on hand-over of software is usually how it happens, with or w/o documentation
MilkInBags: thank you
JRandomHacker: I mean they kinda do with set redemption
MegaDosX: Hurk
MegaDosX: Kinnan, gross
MilkInBags: james, you can print black lotus whenever you want
Saintnex: duals for everyone!
MegaDosX: They also have a Kinnan
Seth_Erickson: Kinnan pretty spooky right now
CommiePuddin: ANd the prices are still the same?
Mr_Horrible: Oko has never worked a day in his stupid sexy life
wholovesclutch: heyheyhey
Seth_Erickson: Think you need to attempt Oko elk Kinnan
JRandomHacker: I'm pretty sure they still do redemption, but only for the most recent set
finestotter: I'm feeling the ramp ramp concede play from opponent
m1gr3nA: we should elk kinan
Seth_Erickson: The issue is now they get to wheel with Kinnan don't they
micalovits: Or just turn him into an ek
micalovits: Elk
Seth_Erickson: !card Kinnan, Bonder
LRRbot: Kinnan, Bonder Prodigy [GU] | Legendary Creature — Human Druid [2/2] | Whenever you tap a nonland permanent for mana, add one mana of any type that permanent produced. / {5}{G}{U}: Look at the top five cards of your library. You may put a non-Human creature card from among them onto the battlefield. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
IcyDj: you could turn kinnan into a vanilla bod
MilkInBags: he's not called broko for nothing
MilkInBags:
whiff
Seth_Erickson: Easy game
Mr_Horrible: "What if we put removal on a +1?" "Sure, whatever, my sandwich is getting cold. Just ship it."
MegaDosX: Big whiffies
m1gr3nA: so we put those two + abilities on 3mv planeswalker, what could go wrong
Bugberry: @Mr_Horrible It's soft removal. The real issue is the high starting loyalty.
Seth_Erickson: Can also elk the scooze so not too bad
micalovits: F
30teracyte: maybe elk one of your foods?
scrambled_doot: elk a food?
Seth_Erickson: I'd elk first before they can eat any potentially milled creatures
IcyDj: do we have instant speed removal`?
micalovits: !card okay, thief
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Seth_Erickson: I'm just thinking about the reanimating if we want to we do want to elk the scooze before activating grist
micalovits: !card oko, thief
LRRbot: Oko, Thief of Crowns [1GU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Oko [4] | [+2]: Create a Food token. / [+1]: Target artifact or creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Elk creature with base power and toughness 3/3. / [−5]: Exchange control of target artifact or creature you control and target creature an opponent controls with power 3 or less.
IsSecretlyPaul: yes
MilkInBags: james look away
Seth_Erickson: Need to see Tamiyo real quick
MilkInBags:
MilkInBags: omg
BusTed:
Seth_Erickson: lmao
scrambled_doot: choo choo baby
Saintnex: hehehehe
MilkInBags: i feel like this was premature
MilkInBags: 2011 boomer card
IsSecretlyPaul: nobody expects the direct straight gravetitan
finestotter: I knew it was the ramp ramp concede play
caatik: what was the record for the breach deck
scrambled_doot: they had outs, but yea Grave Titan is a pretty wicked way to shut down go-wide
satyropodobny: T1 hexdrinker let's goooo
Seth_Erickson: We did a couple of misplays but also we drew like 6 lands in a row twice as well
MilkInBags: remember when I was being a pain about island with dauthi voidwalker
MilkInBags: i take it back
scrambled_doot: How does he do it
definenull: Built different
MilkInBags: huh oh
micalovits: F
Scarbble: ope
scrambled_doot: whelp
definenull: Is it time to feel the rain?
scrambled_doot: M&B is kinda not fair
JRandomHacker: From the Gladiator discord: "look i like hamsters as much as the next person, but not when they are the approximate size and speed of a 747"
Seth_Erickson: I think you have too
QTL7: that probably our line'
scrambled_doot: huh. grist does destroy walkers
Seth_Erickson: Plus we have deluge for later
MilkInBags: can't really not do it
RAZRBCK08: If you're planning on deluge you might as well
30teracyte: otherwise they just throw boo at the hexdrinker
micalovits: It sucks, but its probably the right thing
satyropodobny: goodnight ssssssweet prince
MilkInBags: it's a 202X card
Falannt: its like gravetitan, good and scary
MilkInBags: adam, show local files
definenull: Never punished
scrambled_doot: they did nothing, we're good
finestotter: I feel like even most 202X cards would have a "when this leaves that battlefield, sac your hamsters" clause
definenull: Oooo
MilkInBags: show grave titan, concede
finestotter: Like that one guy from Fallout
IsSecretlyPaul: just get both
MilkInBags: wait james
MilkInBags: wait
definenull: Sucks about the moxen and the solring tho
Seth_Erickson: Haste is from shallow grave right
MilkInBags: right
QTL7: hahahahaha
Diabore: sheeeeeet
micalovits: Triplet pointing at Triplet
Bugberry: it doesn't have haste naturally.
jushimus: ever resolved a torsten off of flash? thats a fun one
MilkInBags: the one without the cards on it
m1gr3nA: for free
frank_the_great: If you ask them if they like ice cream, all 6 say yes
scrambled_doot: and then we also have the grave titan as a follow up
MilkInBags: dont play grave titan, they'll concede
Mr_Horrible: Dauthi Vodwatcher strikes again
scrambled_doot: we got this one gamers
QTL7: adam has become a cuber, he knows the ways
Seth_Erickson: Think they concede to grave titan again
noisyblizzard: i'd sent one
Mr_Horrible: "Eh? Eh? Here comes the airplane!"
EvilBadman: Kill half the triplets, ask other half if dead. That'll tell you which ones lie and which tell truth
Mr_Horrible: if we get to hardcast Archon I'm gonna laugh
Mr_Horrible: nooooooo
RealGamerCow: TTC!
BusTed:
MegaDosX: Grave Titan wins games!
y3ntil: GravyT still good
wholovesclutch: yay
noisyblizzard:
wholovesclutch: loving all he vintage cube les dudes
scrambled_doot: what's our record chat?
MegaDosX: Six mana for three rectangles and ten power and toughness
MegaDosX: And it keeps making zombies when you attack
IsSecretlyPaul: if grave titan is ever wrong i don't wanna be right
dpj2009:
Golf game 
wholovesclutch: how much time you cats spent on Golden Tee
Mr_Horrible: you're only saying this because you're undefeated, Adam
ShaneLeeAtk: SNK?
Mathwyn: New Lawn Experts
Mr_Horrible: you'd be singing a different tune if itsr had won
plundypops: final destination, no birdies
BrowneePoints: Inferno Titan is still dece in draft, but Grave Sun and Primeval would still be INCREDIBLE in constructed if reprinted TODAY
micalovits: You sure dont
Mr_Horrible: lol, no, I'm just razzing
frank_the_great: Adam is a gracious loser
IsSecretlyPaul: quite the opposite
MilkInBags:
you care when i lose
frank_the_great: James on the other hand...
KWardJenx: Absolutely not. You are very gracious.
finestotter: Have you heard of "Content Warning", it's kinda like Lethal Company but you film a YouTube video instead of collecting scrap. Could be the next Lets Nope from home game.
scrambled_doot: we got flash, got it
MegaDosX: They are going to hate you
frank_the_great: @finestotter Ben was talking about it on Let's Nope
finestotter: @frank_the_great oh cool!
MegaDosX: Imagine if Dauthi Voidwalker shuts your whole deck down
MegaDosX: !card dauthi voidwalker
LRRbot: Dauthi Voidwalker [BB] | Creature — Dauthi Rogue [3/2] | Shadow / If a card would be put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, instead exile it with a void counter on it. / {T}, Sacrifice Dauthi Voidwalker: Choose an exiled card an opponent owns with a void counter on it. You may play it this turn without paying its mana cost.
micalovits: Do we even want a free troll?
MilkInBags: i mean against this deck you never sac voidwalker
MegaDosX:
Oh shit it is free
MegaDosX: I'd be tempted to hang onto it as long as you can, yeah
scrambled_doot: MH2 cards baby
IcyDj: yeah RIP value is better... last resort tap cast is good
micalovits: Importantly, it doesn't make the card you want to cast instant
dpj2009: Gotta wait for the sickness to go away tho
Bugberry: You can sac it at instant speed, but still have to obey the casting timing of the spell you cast.
Mr_Horrible: I already do, Adam, I have a landlord
MegaDosX: Ritual into Tutor into...?
Seth_Erickson: Still need to follow timing restrictions yeah
finestotter: It's not playing as part of resolution though so you need to be obey timing restrictions
gamercat88: as the Ying Yang Twins once proclaimed.... awe skitts skitts....
IcyDj: your demonic tutor? my demonic tutor
MegaDosX: You can just DT now if you want
MegaDosX: Animate Dead huh?
MilkInBags: that poor shinobi
Diabore: which member?
MilkInBags: yeah
tehfewl: nice 4/4
MegaDosX: They are about to be very sad
MilkInBags: i would never sac it
MegaDosX: I'd keep it as long as possible
MilkInBags: they have two lands and bazaar
IcyDj: dont do it yet
MegaDosX: Just play Hexdrinker and pass
y3ntil: Hold
IcyDj: but keep it untapped i think
MegaDosX: Their Bazaar is totally shut off by Voidwalker
jushimus: their decks gonna have such big creatures though
MegaDosX: Don't you have an Animate Dead now?
MegaDosX: After it went away?
Diabore: they dont anymore
MegaDosX: You have an unblockable Problem though
MegaDosX:
So who cares if you're flooding 
EvilBadman: Still good for us to know they have animate dead for future game
definenull: Soon to be 2 unblockable problems
Diabore: about to have 2 unblockable problems
MegaDosX: That's a very interesting choice
MilkInBags: they are trying to find an answer
MegaDosX: And is clearly desperation
MegaDosX: They are digging for an answer even if it gives you cards
CommiePuddin: This is a desperation dig
Diabore: they need removal for something
noisyblizzard: they need some answer
MilkInBags: you could be fancy or win the game
MegaDosX: I like just keep punching them
Mathwyn: I hear winning is nice
scrambled_doot: this does look like a really sweet UB Reanimator/Flash deck
MilkInBags: james you're gonna let adam speak to you like that?
Diabore: i think we leave up dauthi now, leveling hexdrinker is 2 turn even without dauthi attack
MegaDosX: Whatcha got opponent
micalovits: RIP
MilkInBags: no
CommiePuddin: Here comes blighty boy
RealGamerCow: !card hexdrinker
LRRbot: Hexdrinker [G] | Creature — Snake [2/1] | Level up {1} / LEVEL 3-7 / 4/4 / Protection from instants / LEVEL 8+ / 6/6 / Protection from everything
MegaDosX: It does not
Seth_Erickson: I'd expect portal
Plinken: nope
tehfewl: no
frank_the_great: Tinker? I hardly know her
Diabore: thanks for showing us tinker op
Plinken: its game
MegaDosX: Go Adam go
noisyblizzard: portal could be brutal though
MegaDosX: Just T2 Voidwalker again
niccus: leaking so much information...
IcyDj: portal wouldve done it so they probably dont have that
shea_wolfe: Just draw Oko
EvilBadman: Lord Skitter's exile at combat is going to be good times
scrambled_doot: i think we just go next and prayge
Mathwyn: Just draw all the good cards exactly when you need them
scrambled_doot: skitter and dauthi just kinda wreck them
frank_the_great: Probe was my favorite in Modern before I got banned.
Diabore: adam youve drafted thoughtseize
Mr_Horrible: it's nothing wild, but he's just a little value engine
IcyDj: aggro decks are viable
frank_the_great: I love thots
Mr_Horrible: Lord Skitter's a lunchpail rare
Mathwyn: Just draw Oko!
Mr_Horrible: workin' 9 to 5
frank_the_great: Good to gOko
Diabore: cmon op, chop chop
IcyDj: this is a do nothing hand if you dont draw blue mana
Diabore: on a schedule here
Mr_Horrible:
Me when I just draw Oko: 
Mr_Horrible:
Me when I do not do that: 
Diabore: we have toxic for is they do something
noisyblizzard: they do be tut'n
Diabore: if*
frank_the_great: Just draw a blue source
MilkInBags: minor spelling mistake
tehfewl: vamping for some big dumby to flash
Plinken: this looks like a rough keep but maybe you just lean on toxic to keep you in it
snortablecola: been loving your cube vods adam, great to learn with you
definenull: Exhume is kinda dead card yeah
Diabore: vamp tutor for demonic tutor is strats
Mr_Horrible: setting up their aether whale
Mr_Horrible: or whatever
frank_the_great: You're getting tinkered for sure
snortablecola: large skits
MilkInBags: the other day i cast exhume on turn 2 in edh where i had flayer of the hatebound in my graveyard, it was fun!
couchboyj: Your Graveyard full of treats, m'lord
definenull: Inb4 they tutored for island
Diabore: yeah they binned a donkey
Mathwyn: So long as your not gettin tailored, soldered, and fried as well
MilkInBags: masterful gambit my liege
Diabore: 18 turn clock
micalovits: Still pretty dece
Diabore: deluge into dauthi is fun
definenull: You can exhume now, it's kinda funny?
Mr_Horrible: hey it's just like rhythm cafe: Mad. Rat dead.
62MGcobra: Just got here. I have a VOD to check out now
Plinken: dont you wany to put dauthi in first to exile it
Plinken: now they can reanimate it again
Diabore: and they already burned bitter triumph
snortablecola: which member?
62MGcobra: oh is Adam channelling his inner Wheeler?
Diabore: cmon op you should have left exhume
definenull: oof
Plinken: lol deck why
frank_the_great: Draw go, let's go!
Diabore: how many blue sources?
micalovits: Very powerfull magic
Mathwyn: @snortablecola A youtube member, like the cool people on the LRR youtube memberships
frank_the_great: Grave Titan, right on top
Diabore: yes
swaggytaco: Now we're cooking
definenull: HAHA
definenull: now that's comedy
frank_the_great: Called it, but at what cost
Diabore: decidedly not a blue source
Mathwyn: Losing? That seems like a bad plan
Diabore: cmon deck, you gotta work with us
frank_the_great: Do we have a wipe?
frank_the_great: Clone card is p good
swaggytaco:
micalovits: Keeps us alive
Diabore: @frank_the_great already used deluge sadly
micalovits: Oh right
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Play it Forward (Join Ian for his playthrough of Wanted: Dead on Play it Forward! Game: Wanted: Dead) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (18s from now).
djalternative: what would we get with DT though?
amam741: that was exiled with the rat, right?
IcyDj: you can still get archon next turn
Diabore: could not have gotten demonic, that was exiled with skitter
EvilBadman: Tutor has no void counter
QTL7: portal will work though right?
jushimus: or a portal that makes grave titans
QTL7: like trade titans and block some tokens
QTL7: then portal killing the rest
amam741: blue!
definenull: there's your blue source?
QTL7: ah damn to many
frank_the_great: Check please!
Diabore: that does it, we cant make enough dudes
MilkInBags: at this point, cycle it?
MilkInBags: submit, concede
definenull: o7
micalovits: Just run to a different pc!
IcyDj: cycle land into animate dead couldve maybe have saved you
Diabore: king of the 2-1 continues
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
frank_the_great: Peace homes
Juliamon: PiF, not Long Game
Mr_Horrible: good stuff, thanks for the stream you two
Diabore: play it forward, not long game
KWardJenx: Thank you for the Cube!
amam741: which game is long?
PawssumFable: Wanted: Dead apparently
niccus: Jacob Geller's Award for Weirdest Game of 2023, Wanted: Dead
Juliamon: it's not even long
PawssumFable: And who better to play it?
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LRRbot:
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LoadingReadyRun: Just a couple minutes folks, game is deflating itself.
malfnord: That sounds... bad?
jessieimproved: or really fun depending on your jam
Arclight_Dynamo: Hm. The old terminology for unzipping was often "inflate," do "deflating" is odd...
Arclight_Dynamo: *so
definenull: gotta remove all the bloatware first
LoadingReadyRun: Nah, it's your tarball you've got to deflate
JRandomHacker: DEFLATE is the name of the algorithm behind zip
jessieimproved: I understood that reference!
Arclight_Dynamo:
Ah! I'm still thinking in terms of PKUNZIP.
LordZarano: "In computing, Deflate (stylized a is a lossless data compression file format that uses a combination of LZ77 and Huffman coding. It was designed by Phil Katz, for version 2 of his PKZIP archiving tool."
Juliamon:
gualdhar subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 80 months!
gualdhar: THE EIGHT YEARS! (metric)
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Thanks for subscribing, gualdhar! (Today's storm count: 28)
SaxPython: lol @ Wonder Flowers
LordZarano: Dangit, accidentally sent as I was deleting the paranthetical
RealGamerCow: flower?
LordZarano: Oh hello PiF flower!
ladyjessica: ooo a play it forward instead of a long game? cool!
RealGamerCow: goodbye
Juliamon: come back, flower...
Orxolon: good evening everyone
Orxolon: let's see what this game is about
DeM0nFiRe:
ladyjessica: search game on google. “mixed to middling reviews”. interesting.
Orxolon: helloooo IAN!
emberBecky: o/ hallo
SaxPython: !store
ArdCollider: hi Ian!
Juliamon: ladyjessica but as we also know, "Overwhelmingly Positive" is often a lie
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