Play it Forward || Wanted Dead

  TXC2: Hello everybody
  Juliamon: 
  Juliamon: 
DideRobot: LRR: LIVE with the 3rd episode of our Wanted Dead Play it Forward. Perfect time for a major gameplay update! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/112271231792561116
 ArdCollider: o7
  TXC2: CONTACT
  Juliamon: (game's wrong btw Ian)
  TXC2: wanted dead?  magic: the gathering !
   LoadingReadyRun: Love to hit "Done" on the twitch Dashboard three full times and have it change to MtG on the third press.
  Juliamon: to be fair, it wouldn't surprise me if this game ALSO had a card minigame
  TXC2: fixed now
 noncrypticmoth: Honest question what's the idea behind play it forward. I don't watch a lot of streams
Jean_Jacques_EB subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 61 months!
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  Juliamon: noncrypticmoth To play through a full game
 noncrypticmoth: Aww ok thank you
 ArdCollider: I know people hate the release cadence but putting a price on WOTC’s head seems extreme. 
 TheMerricat: Chat just checking on my end is the music playing quietly for anyone else? I've got the volume slider up so I'm just double-checking to make sure.
  TXC2: full playthrough, with "full" being what the streamer says it is
  Juliamon: It seems normal volume here
 noncrypticmoth: Normal on my end
  Juliamon: ArdCollider nah it's just a OTJ promo 
 noncrypticmoth: Do u have a random slider that's down?
 TheMerricat: Thanks! Off to find out where my volume problems are from. 
 Carlioo: why is there a talking flower?
 noncrypticmoth: I say that and now the music stopped on my end
  TXC2: got it on 22% on twitch, sounds normal so far
  Juliamon: Because Paul forgot to remove it
 noncrypticmoth: O didn't even notice the flower
  TXC2: forgot, or "forgot" ?
 noncrypticmoth: Can we keep him
   LoadingReadyRun: They're probably going to be around for... awhile.
 Carlioo: maybe it should just stay there then 
  Juliamon: At this point it doesn't matter lol
  Juliamon: Everyone likes the flowers
 noncrypticmoth: Does it have a name
   LoadingReadyRun: Look, this is just how culture forms. I don't make the rules.
 Carlioo: I wanna call it talkie
Thagnok subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 53 months!
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  Juliamon: No, don't name it, it won't stick around
 noncrypticmoth: It's also how cults form but the chances of that happening is low
 ArdCollider: look what you did 
 Carlioo: looks like it's thagnok!
  TXC2: they're whatever they're called In mario, only in Quebecois
  TXC2: Here we GO!
  TXC2: Hello Ian
 noncrypticmoth: TX are you from Quebec?
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  TXC2: noncrypticmoth  nope, UK, but Paul had the flowers set to Quebec French
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 Thagnok: What did I do?
 noncrypticmoth: Aww right on txc
 BrowneePoints: Not Drawn Boobies though. Patreon don't allow that
  TXC2: !store
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 noncrypticmoth: Have we fully moved into our new moon base
Koios7: 
 Carlioo: ceiling egg! ceiling egg!
  TXC2: ceiling egg has done nothing wrong
  Juliamon: #KeepCeilingEggSafe
 Orlantia: Is ceiling egg completely encased in Lexan now
 Orlantia: "perfect" is a strong word
 noncrypticmoth: Whole hog Ian
 Orlantia: This update is all for you, Ian
  TXC2: fantastic 
ThingsOnMyStream subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 60 months!
  ThingsOnMyStream: Oops, I guess I didn't remove the flowers 
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  Juliamon: ThingsOnMyStream We very deliberately didn't tell you
  ThingsOnMyStream: That's fair
 Orlantia: What a cute lil flower
 Orlantia: 3x 0 is still 0
  TXC2: the real question is: how does this all effect the karaoke ? 
 accountmadeforants: Hold up, patch notes for *my* obscure game?
  ThingsOnMyStream: +30% dismemberment is a strong patch note
  TXC2: accountmadeforants  yeap, laded 2 days after the last stream 
  Juliamon: accountmadeforants It's more likely than you think.
offbeatwitch: RAMEN WORLD LEGEND
 accountmadeforants: @TXC2 Amazing
 Orlantia: Do you need to do a new 250 combo to unlock Ramen World Legend, it do you think it'll have kept track
 Orlantia: Oh crap, I forgot how long this takes
 Carlioo: or a small platypus
 PMAvers: "So we discovered that we had a ton of tennis ball launchers just sitting around, and we thought what if we just stuck grenades into it instead?"
  TXC2: here in the UK we call them UCAS points  
 Orlantia: But there's a % chance that you didn't actually learn the skills, but the points are still used
  TXC2: PMAvers  and that's how we made the m79 grenade launcher 
 Carlioo: finally more dismemberment!
 BrowneePoints: Multitasking: Listening to Ian be a goofball while resetting my entire MMO UI from scratch cuz a crash yesterday *deleted* my custom preset...I need some Scotch
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 Carlioo: so for some reason, I assumed this was related to the old comic/movie Wanted...
TheAinMAP: 
  TXC2: so who are these people attacking the station?
 ArdCollider: only in that the writing is bonkers, @carlioo.
  TXC2: the one combat patch this game needed but didn't get: the enemies have more then one bark 
  Juliamon: Did the skill tree save?
 Carlioo: you could do them while in slowmo 
  TXC2: 2nd mouse gets the cheese
  Juliamon: Now you may pull that switch
  Juliamon: I mean, that's what it says in the corner
  TXC2: that's.....better?
  Juliamon: pizza gun pizza gun
TheAinMAP: 
  TXC2: is it Pineapple ?
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 Atiota: pizza frog time
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 beowuuf: I was busy finally watching scott pilgrim and almost missed this... all praise pifing
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 wedge_x: (reptile?)
 PixelArtDragon: Wait. Why are the flowers from the Mario PIF still here? Are those PiF mainstays now?
TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/TubularSassyBurritoOSsloth-t-WJw4yXa2sfXIKj
  Juliamon: Paul forgot and we like them
  TXC2: PixelArtDragon  Paul forgot to remove them, so we have them for now
 beowuuf: 85 flower friends forever because we didn't remind paul about them
 PixelArtDragon: Why does this room have sound dampening foam?
 ArdCollider: sometimes CQC is too CQ in this game
  TXC2: "fall on thine own hand, dude" Shakespeare probably
 wedge_x: ahh, tinnitus simulator
  TXC2: rejected Venture bros villain Purple limb
   Anubis169: brakka brakka brakka brakka
 wedge_x: brother’s vocoder is set to Thwomp I see
   Anubis169: nooooooooooo
TheAinMAP: 
  TXC2: such is life for the Stone
 ArdCollider: this ninja could have been a checkpoint
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 SquareDotCube: so how's the combat after 45 minutes?
 SquareDotCube: dear sir or madam: you do not look like a sponge, stop being one
  Texan_Reverend: Not a massive change in feel to the combat, but a moderate massaging of it?
 PixelArtDragon: I didn't know enemies could animation cancel
  TXC2: the patch gave them Kara cancels> oh no!
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 Dog_of_Myth: Grenade
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  Juliamon: I like how we're just... ignoring the fires
  Juliamon: AND opening the fire doors
 Dog_of_Myth: When there a ninjas afoot, you ignore the fires.
  TXC2: what if they're fire ninja ?
 Dog_of_Myth: If they are on fire, good. If they are spitting fire, bad.
  TXC2: interesting that it's Kenjitsu and not Kendo
 accountmadeforants: My god, that's Jetriver Samuel
 PMAvers: boy I hope these computers have a proper back up system
  Juliamon: "haha you thought this floor would only have one wave"
  Juliamon: who gave Herzog all these grenades anyway
  TXC2: it's Com Truise!
 PMAvers: Oh hey, it's... that guy.
  TXC2: !break
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  TXC2: and we're back
 malfnord: something something the true power of operating thetans
  TXC2: come to think of it, has Tom Cruise ever played a villain?
  TXC2:   
 malfnord: Collateral, with Jaime Foxx. Totally worth the watch
  TXC2: malfnord  ah, had forgot that one, thanks
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 malfnord: np, I am full of useless information. 
 RealGamerCow: Eclipse
 RealGamerCow: For those wanting to look it up
  TXC2: oh wait, Interview with a vampire, how did I forget that 
 accountmadeforants: I keep expecting you to pull out the Gatorade Spines like in Metal Gear Rising
  TXC2: "Hello" is Paul's battle cry
 accountmadeforants: Got those wireless vocal cords
 PMAvers: Man, this is a heck of a commute just to get to do some karaoke.
ANeMzero: it's hong kong, they don't have enough space to waste on normal sized doors.
 accountmadeforants: I suspect these levels/assets were designed for a first person (i.e., camera in chest) view.
 accountmadeforants: At least partially
 accountmadeforants: 
  Juliamon: Clearly not stimming enough
  TXC2: again? did the coffin not fit ?
  TXC2: take down on an 800 pound man
 BrowneePoints: This Segment make me wanna watch you play through the Time Crisis/House of the Dead games for some reason Ian lol
 BrowneePoints: just immediately hit my nostalgia brain out of nowhere
  TXC2: BrowneePoints  some real arcade classics there
 BrowneePoints: I wasted SO many quarters on time crisis, but I also 100% credit it for why I still have twitch reaction times lol
  Juliamon: We're a good team, and Herzog is there too
 Atiota: i wonder what percentage of this woman is bullets by now
 malfnord: 33% lead by volume
BrightstormRising: Wouldn't that work out to about 70% by weight?
  TXC2: depends what our cyborg is made of
BrightstormRising: Lead.
  TXC2: right chat I'm off
  TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Ian
 Half_Duplex: i imagine thats a question the NPCs are asking all the time
Koios7: 
 SquareDotCube: not even a buildup for the guy, either.
CAKHost: Hello everyone!
CAKHost: So I have only seen the stinger for LRL Ep103 in this week's highlight and I just want to say: Ian, I don't know what I did to you, I am sorry and I wish to atone for whatever sin I have committed for you to do something so Cursed. D8
CAKHost: XD
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 PMAvers: Ah, convenient for Doc to be busy so they can have a Darkness Zone section.
CAKHost: Wait... were the characters doing a meme thing? Usually a gif of a guy falling forward with his hands on his face and the others partying behind him and it just loops over and over?
  Juliamon: yup
CAKHost: Nice 
  Juliamon: this game is *extremely* goofy
CAKHost: Nice x 2! 
 Earthenone: !findquote goofy
  LRRbot: Quote #4831: "Chat can't talk about my misplays if I distract them with goofy shenanigans!" —Graham [2018-03-23]
 Earthenone: ~lasthyuck
jessicaengle: I like Graham's goofy shenanigans.
 collectangels: what is this game about?
 collectangels: I mean storywise
  Juliamon: collectangels We're cops being funded by an android-tech corp, killing rogue androids for wanting rights when the corp went bankrupt
Invitare: basically the real word
  Juliamon: think Detroit: Become Human by way of Spec Ops: The Line
 collectangels: @Juliamon Kinda like Blade Runner?
 collectangels: Sounds cool
  Juliamon: Also occasionally we have lighthearted minigame moments that feel entirely incongruous with the rest of the game
Invitare: Blade Runner if there were random anime cutscenes... So.... Blade Runner by Quentin Tarantino?
 Earthenone: blade (naruto) runner?
  Juliamon: Last episode our character started to realize she might not be on the right side of things. This has not stopped her killing habit.
 MurphEP: Very precise forktruck driving
 Atiota: they stole it to put in their house for the Aesthetic
 MurphEP: Through the small doorway next to the dumpster/trash
TheAinMAP: 
 MurphEP: That's a lot of fire
 MurphEP: Very nice
 MurphEP: 
TheAinMAP: Now there's two of them.
 LordZarano: This is getting out of hand
 wedge_x: NO STEP
TheAinMAP: 
  Juliamon: The young one is October
 Atiota: i like that dude with the glasses. hes cute
  Juliamon: also that was... 6 toes?
 PMAvers: Oh my god Kale got lamer.
TheAinMAP: 
 Jean_Jacques_EB: raiden?
  Juliamon: PMAvers Different word please
 wedge_x: in the grim future of Wanted: Dead, all helicopters are Blackhawks
 SquareDotCube: Give 'em the Hammockslam!
TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/GlutenFreeThankfulDogPupper-RvV7AfGARnih8kVh
TheAinMAP: 
  Juliamon: Oh no, now we won't see the body
TheAinMAP: 
 Atiota: that's the fasted "he's dead! wait no he's not" i think ive ever seen
 malfnord: Is this a flashback? Are we unstuck in time? Is this Route B?
  Juliamon: I want to say flashback because it's the only thing that makes sense
CAKHost: I'm going to go out on a limb and assume they are the baddies?
 Atiota: HUH?????????
 malfnord: That's it?!
 wedge_x: 
CAKHost: Its a joke...?
 Angnor33: Yeah, that's about right.
AquaKaZam: that was a weird time to join the stream
 Atiota: clipping that lmao
 RatherLargeToad: excellent song choice
 malfnord: At least start the firefight while she's on the phone with her not-actually-kid, you cowards!
 ArdCollider: I enjoy how hard this game commits to first-year film school screenwriting.
Mrjohnson19: 
  Juliamon: I am BEGGING for anime post-credits
 collectangels: what? It's over?
 MurphEP: Very fun to watch
 Atiota: https://clips.twitch.tv/CharmingGracefulGoatAliens-bwSi34OPxiw06Mn-
protojman: this was a lot of fun to watch
CAKHost: This is the first stream I have seen and it had me at the one meme pic. Good Game! 
 NotCainNorAbel: and now what on Thursday?
 TheMerricat: So I've been told that the publisher's website has a 'complete' explaination of the story... I'm not sure that's possible. 
 wedge_x: Wanted: Deader
CAKHost: Wanted: Dead-Dead
 Angnor33: Wantader: Deadest
 PMAvers: I'm waiting for the "next time on Wanted: Dead" stinger after the credits.
 MurphEP: Yes!
  Juliamon: YESSS
CAKHost: *o*
 BusTed: she works hard for the money, afterall
 MurphEP: Huh.
 Masslost: this backstory kinda changes the ending to be more dark
 loufghyslaufey: Cover by Ian Horner?
CAKHost: Extreem Job Applications?
CAKHost: *Extreme
 loufghyslaufey: Would you sing "What A Wonderful World" Ian?
TheAinMAP: 
 PMAvers: So when does Premium Adventure Mode kick in?
 collectangels: what does the game have to do with the animation? 
  Juliamon: The anime is mostly Hannah's backstory, except for the one current-day part
 Masslost: this game feels like a late 90's early 2000s anime describing the west
  Juliamon: Masslost Which is funny, given it takes place in Hong Kong
 Masslost: @Juliamon indeed
 collectangels: the german is surprisingly good
flameburstx: most accurate portayal of karaoke i've seen in a game...
 Atiota: Captain Kirk
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 MurphEP: 
 MurphEP: This game was a blast to watch
 Atiota:  
TheAinMAP: !next
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TheAinMAP: 
 Atiota: \o/
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