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TehAmelie: @A_Dub888 the ones with the most thunder thighs? okay i don't know anything of the lore
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NotCainNorAbel: James didn't lose?
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egyptcraze: this set has been *really* nice to Graham lol. I don't think he's come *close* to winning many FNPFs or EDSCs but he's been *killing it*
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lirazel64: Cam, the Master of the Intro.
Alas_Babylon: Gesundheit, Bruder
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L0rdX33n: I haven't seen Savidan in a while, he's looking both trim and dapper
thraximore:
"oh"
A_Dub888: A button that says "Move to Noot Noot step we think" got it
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neisan2112: God I want that now
offbeatwitch: my FNM went pretty well, got the perfectly balanced 1-1-1 scoreline
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DHAnsgar: Serving Junk?
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Diabore: why does wheeler have money?
TehAmelie: expert outlaws all
squ3e: Gotta wake up the rares
Diabore: DO IT
anhakha: Do it
Earthenone: wheeler you know you want to
Earthenone: someone has to
Dog_of_Myth: Do it
A_Dub888: 420 slamit
anhakha: If u don't, we will be disappointed.
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AquaKaZam: i know this sets got a lot of "this set is just people with cowboy hats", but im here for it
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Mattmitchell45: After all, why shouldn't you?
Diabore: i think id take the rare tbh
Bugberry: A fair number of Big Score cards are big slow Artifacts.
A_Dub888: Go with your heart G
RockPusher:
Is "Big Score" what you get when you rob the "Big Train"? 
Mattmitchell45: @Bugberry Buy me dinner first π₯΅
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MegaDosX: I hear that's a good card
thraximore: I couldn't make out the card because Wheeler was shaking it :I
DoomBringerIL: are the cards pringeled or is it just the camera lens? @LoadingReadyRun
DorkmasterFlek: That one Wheeler was shaking seems pretty good in draft.
thanzo: pirate playing dnd for the firs time, "aye, it's me dm"
RockPusher: just a little guys
Rogue_07:
Cat on my lap, glass of whiskey in my hand, FNPF on. A good night. 
100
Earthenone: they live in a rainforest
Wiffels_: what are yalls honest opinion on OTJ, good or bad
Bugberry: The cactusfolk are probably my favorite thing to come from this set.
Austere_Squire: i almost said "gesundheit" out loud out of reflex
ztghostie: Ben *sneezes* Foils: *curls slightly more*
Austere_Squire: but also gesundheit
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, that was a great video.
Earthenone: im excited fot more catctusfolk in the final fantasy sey
MommaGart: turns out when you pave over huge swaths of land to build cities it's hard to tell what the biome is
Bugberry: @Earthenone that one Naya commander that buffs plants and treefolk seemed odd with now few Red ones there are, so I hope the FF set has some.
ztghostie: tunrs out a requirement for a desert to exist is not "holy fuck its hot"
DoomBringerIL: is someone going to japan to get the Cowboy Bebop cards?
NewtyNewts: Gibb's here!?
Bugberry: @ztghostie technically the arctic is a desert, so deserts can be super cold too. I wonder if there will ever be a Desert Waste.
A_Dub888: Now I'm imagining a cactuar with a Stetson and wish it were real
CompleatedPinkie: Yep. I'm nearby in Vancouver and have had a heck of a time trying to flatten my foils.
Bugberry: We just need a Snow Land - Desert Waste.
thanzo: I'd love to have visited the arctic forests of the cretaceous
ztghostie: @Bugberry yes I know, its why I said its not a requirement. I phrased it weird, tho, so my fault
thanzo: land - snow desert wastes
Mr_Horrible: Snaste
Diabore: thats mh3
shurtal: MH3
Earthenone: snow wastes, the alberta land?
Bugberry: @thanzo Snow is a supertype which is why it would come before Land.
Marvoleath: @Bugberry "umm, achtually" - waste is not a subtype
ztghostie: we're getting them in MH3 and the snow wastes look SWEET
thanzo: @Bugberry ah dang
A_Dub888: Pack to where?
Dog_of_Myth: @CompleatedPinkie dehumidifier packs are your friend.
DoomBringerIL: Ben's phyrexian coaster is so cool!
squ3e: Well, at least theyre consistent XD
thanzo: ooooo
Mr_Horrible: "playing possum" joke
Mr_Horrible: you say that, but IDK if I want my beverages to become ichorous
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CompleatedPinkie: @Dog_of_Myth Yep. I've tried those on occasion. The fact that it's an EDH deck full of foils probably makes it harder.
Ukon_Cairns: the idea of snow wastes just makes me think of "do you wanna build a snowman" but then the snowman ends up with annihilator 6
RockPusher:
The Star Trek mugs have seen more usage that most DB bits I can think of 
A_Dub888: !secret
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offbeatwitch: you cant even eat silica gel packets anymore. because of Woke
Mr_Horrible: "Kellan, He's Still Here"
thanzo: forbidden salt
ladyjessica: gotta use those special humidity packs stoners use to keep their stash dank
Marvoleath:
just put your cards in rice
Diabore: @Mr_Horrible but hes done his adventure, you can tell because he doesnt hav an adventure anymore
ladyjessica: (I would know Iβve done that)
Bugberry: I said it before, but Kellan only seems worth it if you have enough Plot or can ensure he comes down on curve.
Mr_Horrible: @Diabore no time for adventures when you're trying to get your world-hopping fae dad to pay alimony
ladyjessica: country roads, letβs-a-go. itβs a me, Mario!
Mr_Horrible: no, Paul, because then I'll find out the cards have better upper-body strength than me
Mr_Horrible: and that's a revelation I'd rather not have
shurtal: Fun Fact: Oklahoma has SO MANY DISPENERIES. I passed through multiple towns of less than 2000 people and they all had AT LEAST 4 dispeneries EACH. and that was on a stretch of road like 40 miles long
lirazel64: I got a Tales of Middle Earth panorama for Christmas, and the cards might as well have been terracotta roof tiles.
Diabore: that was all of camera wheeler
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thanzo: magic card tensile strength testing
Mr_Horrible: I mean, what else is there to do in Oklahoma beside 1) get high and 2) leave?
MommaGart: would love to compare dispensary count of Victoria and Los Angeles
MegaDosX: Inside of you are two dispensaries
A_Dub888: We're all dispenseries comrade
Mr_Horrible: tough call, Ben
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible you sing songs about how beautiful the morning is
neisan2112: Its always funny crossing the boarder from Texas to OK, its immediatly only ads for dispensaries and Casinos
RockPusher: I was about to ask if the Moonbase MkIII dispensary count has gone up
Mr_Horrible:
@saucemaster5000 counterpoint: Mornings are beautiful most places. Don't play bad cards to make your good cards better
theamc2000: non exaggerated weed is my favorite dispensary
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MommaGart: generous to say cops work to begin with
Mr_Horrible: "Because the work was not happening" is something you could say about most cop duties tbh
thraximore: ha
RockPusher: Edible Green-houses
Mr_Horrible: anything's a vegetable if you're brave
offbeatwitch: ayo
Mr_Horrible: I'm enjoying another entry in the Arynx Annals
DoodlestheGreat: I think the thing about legalization here in Cali that's boggled me is that several of these companies have gone bankrupt. How do you go bankrupt selling weed? IN CALIFORNIA?
Mr_Horrible: something very on-the-nose about a Skewer The Critics right behind Jace
Mr_Horrible: "Stunt on the haters"
Sorator13: Stream dying for anyone else? (may be my computer)
DoodlestheGreat: Fine for me, Sorator.
robaphone251: after 1 week of this format i can confirm, i like this set. theme's a bit over the top but play patterns are fun and cards are cool
Bugberry: now?
theamc2000: jace the raw dogger!
theamc2000: ?
MommaGart: Jace is maybe kinda okay actually
baskwalla: His Jacetred is strong
Mr_Horrible: can I take Wheeler's Jace Hate as melatonin?
Jmonkey49: @doodlesthegreat Competition and mob tactics
josh___something: Excuse me?
RockPusher: Ben, plz
MommaGart: The Ixalan arc is strong
Travilogue: On stream?
ladyjessica: uh
thanzo: ah the nut draw
super731: +2 wheeler
robaphone251: is that what they call pro-choice in canada?
Mr_Horrible: pretty sure that's a tag
agentofsaruman69: that jace is $40 might wanna sleeve it fyi
RockPusher: Like a vacuum cleaner
squ3e: Someone call Mr. Twitch theyre nutting on stream
LoadingReadyRun: @Sorator13 not seeing any stream issues on my end
SquareDotCube: (pained Ian noise)
Mr_Horrible: Map The Lush
Marvoleath: @agentofsaruman69 nah, Jace raw-dogs it, no sleeve
Mr_Horrible: just bite off a corner
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, that's canon
DoodlestheGreat: @Jmonkey49 Competition I can believe. The mob? Man, there's dog food companies that have more power than they do.
A_Dub888: lick it, that's the ticket
shurtal: Kakyoin it
Diabore: @agentofsaruman69 oh what site? mtggoldfish has it at 20
ztghostie: are we... still... talking about the card?
gualdhar: Jace and a bunch of stems
RockPusher: I don't know how poisonous the inks and foiling would beβ¦
Mr_Horrible: cutting the Jace with baby powder
theamc2000: smoke a salmon with Jace wood
Austere_Squire: was he foil? he's only like $20 from what i've seen
agentofsaruman69: @Diabore card kingdom dot com
agentofsaruman69: @Diabore slash ell arr arr
TheAwkes: Pure, uncut, Vrynnian Jace.
MegaDosX: They say not to eat the delicious Magic cards, so I'd imagine that would extend to smoking them
Jmonkey49: @doodlesthegreat not The Mob. Mob tactics. Like squeezing to the DEA to close down competitors
MommaGart: LMAO
DoomBringerIL: pod went to dispensary before the stream? @LoadingReadyRun
MommaGart: best cure for paranoia
Jmonkey49: *squeeling
Alas_Babylon: He's a cool one
ztghostie: its a build around for sure, but if you can make it work ghired is real good
Austere_Squire: new ghired?
tehfewl: i got absolutely ranched by that card in a recent draft i did
neisan2112: The Man
Alas_Babylon: Built him in Brawl, it's pretty lit copying Purphoros's Intervention tokens and not have the copies die at end of turn
Bugberry: I had the new Ghired with that Big Score card that makes a token copy of something in a draft, but never drew both.
Mr_Horrible: he's spitting
TinkerTezz: @austere_squire new print is ghireat!
Austere_Squire: give me your most expensive magic card that i may rake it across the pavement
gualdhar: throw it in a blender with some protein powder, a little almond milk, and I can drink any card
Jmonkey49: "Do not eat the delicious cards"
Ukon_Cairns: pretty sure wotc legal has asked us not to eat the tasty tasty cards
niccus: please chew first
ztghostie: also there's a prismatic vista in the special guests
thanzo: flands
Marvoleath: @Ukon_Cairns on the other hand though, MaRo encouraged us to commit crimes
Mr_Horrible: Pants Draft, mono-Breeches
EricTheOrange: @niccus your not my dad
Alas_Babylon: beeg beever
lochnessseammonster: aren't we all
ztghostie: @Marvoleath does that mean we're only allowed to eat our opponents' delicious, delicious cards?
Mr_Horrible: that sure is 45 cards
Diabore: @Mr_Horrible 42 now
Mr_Horrible: @Diabore inflation is out of control
DoodlestheGreat: @Jmonkey49 Nah, that wasn't a problem, for these guys. They just wasted their money on stupid things.
DeM0nFiRe:
Dog_of_Myth:
kristof162028: Hello friends I lm excited for tonight's stream
thanzo:
Mr_Horrible: good content, Gang, thanks for the stream
DoodlestheGreat: Thanks for the strem!
circusofkirkus: the best rare drafter wins
josh___something:
Marvoleath: !break
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Mr_Horrible: honestly the James Strat of "just force B/R" is probably better here than usual
jessicaengle:
hi chat
Mischievous_Catgeist: got here just in time for break
Dog_of_Myth:
Okay, who's going all in on James.? 
Mr_Horrible:
@Dog_of_Myth gambling is a sin 
Mr_Horrible: but if I *were* to...
Jmonkey49: @mr_horrible rakdos has been good for several sets now
Mr_Horrible: @Jmonkey49 oh I don't retain much of previous limited environs, just commenting that B/R feels pretty streamlined & strong in OTJ
Jmonkey49: @mr_horrible I believe it cause everyone wants to draft so I'm never able to
Ukon_Cairns: would make sense if the color pair is strong in the sets where its namesake shows up
Ukon_Cairns: rakdos deck gotta look sharp, cause Rakdos is here to see.
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DoodlestheGreat: A membrane clarinet? That should be intriguiging.
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EricTheOrange: Chat did you know?
LRRbot: Djinn of Fool's Fall [4U] | Creature β Djinn [4/3] | Flying / Plot {3}{U}
DoodlestheGreat: Nope. I don't know anything.
DoodlestheGreat: I don't even know who _I_ am.
Tweygoh: someone put a card on. the reader i see
theamc2000: aper figh
Earthenone: !findquote fool
LRRbot: Quote #5507: "Get tender, fools!" βJacob [2018-11-11]
EricTheOrange: pesants
Mr_Horrible:
didn't have sleeves on the frontier, G
theamc2000: the decks look so small
NewtyNewts: What an amusing joek
vetr1c: Taunting chat like that
vaporeon42:
Finally made it to a stream 
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squ3e: The legally distinct PPR
LRRbot: Botanical Sanctum | Land | Botanical Sanctum enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
Jmonkey49: Mountain goat hehe
shurtal: i don't find how they've done the "you control player" effect on arena very......elegant? first time i emrakul'd everyone, i couldn't tell i was playing my oppoents turn and screwed it all up
MommaGart: the Mountain Gos is a great Magic parody band name
shurtal: anyone*
Gekyouryuu: Chat, proposal: we refer to the place we put plot cards in exile as "The Plot Hole"
theamc2000: this is James, he wins lands
Diabore: james also wasnt on the fam jam, despite what the username was
LRRbot: Voracious Varmint [1G] | Creature β Varmint [2/2] | Vigilance / {1}, Sacrifice Voracious Varmint: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
trebuchetboy: Just got home who else is playing tonight?
Diabore: @trebuchetboy cam wheeler adam
jwholla: both players without sleeves. beautiful
shurtal: i had Fblthp, and plotted an artifact. does that make it a Plot Device?
Jmonkey49: Wolverines are effective weapons of terror
MrPipboy3000: @shurtal If it was a Door to Nothingness, it was a Plot Hole
Jmonkey49: Ever see Red Dawn?
betweenmyself:
Surprise wolverine had me all like 
LRRbot: Irascible Wolverine [2R] | Creature β Wolverine [3/2] | When Irascible Wolverine enters the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. / Plot {2}{R}
Mr_Horrible: @MommaGart this somehow formed "Crack An Aeolipile Over The Sea, by Neutral Mox Hotel" in my mind
RockPusher:
The Wolverine plot was surely waiting for Disney to buy Fox to make a Deadpool movie with Hugh Jackman
theamc2000: what does irascible mean?
grovak: wolverines are notorios plotters IRL
Fruan: The plot is to rasc the wolverine. It's not going well.
circusofkirkus: did it have haste?
LRRbot: Stingerback Terror [2RR] | Creature β Scorpion Dragon [7/7] | Flying, trample / Stingerback Terror gets β1/β1 for each card in your hand. / Plot {2}{R}
LRRbot: Holy Cow [2W] | Creature β Ox Angel [2/2] | Flash / Flying / When Holy Cow enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life and scry 1.
theamc2000: do plotters get haste?
fstenkvist2: doesnt have hasye?
Hewdra: Wolverine didn't have haste
StreetRach: How do doggo have haste?
grovak: suspend
jwholla: i've never trusted a wolverine
ztghostie: not suspend
Diabore: uh cow has more text
jaimeblacken: did you scry
Mr_Horrible: it's Sus-pend
Diabore: it stayed on top
circusofkirkus:
james scried to the top then
Hewdra: in faiorness it's very similar to suspend
RockPusher: REL:Axed
teaandvalkyries: Mm nbb
ztghostie: You've heard of "everything is just kicker", now introducing "everything is just suspend!" featuring: Foretell and Plot!
powerflapjack: it's foretell but you see it coming
Mattmitchell45: Each One Funnier Than the Last
powerflapjack: not to be confused with the foretell card, Saw It Coming
LRRbot: Stagecoach Security [4W] | Creature β Human Soldier [4/5] | When Stagecoach Security enters the battlefield, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn. / Plot {3}{W}
jwholla: loudly announcing your plot doesnt seem like a very good idea
DHAnsgar: Holy Cow makes me want to build Alesha edh so badly
Diabore: there were 2 on the backside there
Mr_Horrible: @powerflapjack I find it very funny that, between plots and omens, you'd *think* the plots would be the ones kept more secret
LRRbot: Iron-Fist Pulverizer [4R] | Creature β Giant Warrior [4/5] | Reach / Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, Iron-Fist Pulverizer deals 2 damage to target opponent. Scry 1.
Bugberry: @ztghostie since Foretell was compared also to Morph, you could say Suspend is like Morph.
RockPusher:
Cards have TWO sidesβ½ 
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ztghostie: Its funny, flavor wise foretell makes more sense for the exiled spell to be faceup since you're making a premonition, and plot makes more sense to be facedown since you don't want everyone to know what you're plotting
Badchop: I see the virus of not sleeving has spread
50keyz: @ztghostie +1
theamc2000: do you ever get so mad you pulverize then ponder you next steps in life?
Alas_Babylon: You'd have to switch their mechanics as well, because otherwise you'd have massive memory issues
Alas_Babylon: "DId you pay 2R for that or 1G?"
TheArchitectX: Iron Fist and Wolverine? This isn't a western set, it's a Marvel Comics set.
Jadaris: @ztghostie it's supposed to represent villains monologuing their evil plans
Mr_Horrible: @ztghostie The village oracle: "I have seen visions of disaster in our future." The village: "...you gonna add any details for us?" "Nah"
Alas_Babylon: Also that
Jmonkey49: @thearchitectx no that's next year
thraximore: except that premonitions are typically vague, and plots can be predictable
Diabore: the new big ol fuck off bow animation
MegaDosX:
Suddenly it makes sense Arena is so obvious 
LRRbot: Seraphic Steed [GW] | Creature β Unicorn Mount [2/2] | First strike, lifelink / Whenever Seraphic Steed attacks while saddled, create a 3/3 white Angel creature token with flying. / Saddle 4
micalovits: And I still get got
circusofkirkus: Unicorn!
ztghostie:
I have definitely seen content creators still get got by secret reach even with the new animation
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Diabore: @ztghostie ben did during the early access
Earthenone: they need a giant vigilance pop up during your declate attackers step based on twitchchat
Fruan: Reach being as loud as flying now is such a good thing.
Mr_Horrible: @ztghostie very "Garfield looking at the No Garfields sign"
Bruceski: Ben still got got, just after commenting about the change during the pre-release
Jmonkey49: @mr_horriblewe allowed to have one
LRRbot: Lassoed by the Law [3W] | Enchantment | When Lassoed by the Law enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until Lassoed by the Law leaves the battlefield. / When Lassoed by the Law enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery."
MegaDosX: Graham I hate that pronunciation of mercenary, well done
MegaDosX:
LRRbot: Thunder Salvo [1R] | Instant | Thunder Salvo deals X damage to target creature, where X is 2 plus the number of other spells you've cast this turn.
MegaDosX: Just cast Wheel of Fortune, easy
Mr_Horrible: Dread Slag has come so far
MegaDosX: Yes Ben?
Mr_Horrible:
Ben: "You could just do math, fool" 
theamc2000: neves
shurtal: i mean, there is a memory jar
MegaDosX: @shurtal It's not actually Memory Jar though
LRRbot: Eriette's Lullaby [1W] | Sorcery | Destroy target tapped creature. You gain 2 life.
MegaDosX: !card memory vessel
LRRbot: Memory Vessel [3RR] | Artifact | {T}, Exile Memory Vessel: Each player exiles the top seven cards of their library. Until your next turn, players may play cards they exiled from their library this way, and they can't play cards from their hand. Activate only as a sorcery.
Mr_Horrible:
eepy dragon 
Bugberry: @shurtal unfortunately it doesn't add cards to hand.
Bugberry: Mystic Snake commits crimes.
MegaDosX: It's one of the Special Guests, so vanishingly small chance of opening one
ztghostie: good ol' crime snake
thanzo: special guest: snake!
shurtal: @Bugberry ah, thought it did but i only read it once when the set was fully previewed
MegaDosX: This set also has Brazen Borrower as a Special Guest
Mr_Horrible: Conspiracy Theory: WotC is trying to reduce support for print news with this bonus sheet
midnightcurryjazz: I just got a pick 6 collector's cage in a premier draft.
Austere_Squire: criminal noodle
LRRbot: Bounding Felidar [5W] | Creature β Cat Beast Mount [4/7] | Whenever Bounding Felidar attacks while saddled, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control. You gain 1 life for each of those creatures. / Saddle 2
Mr_Horrible: Frontier Feline
LRRbot: Fierce Retribution [1W] | Instant | Cleave {5}{W} / Destroy target [attacking] creature.
LRRbot: Snakeskin Veil [G] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains hexproof until end of turn.
MegaDosX: WOW
MegaDosX: What a blowout
super731: yeehaw'd
Mattmitchell45: I love that Snakeskin Veil prevents crimes
Mr_Horrible: snakeskin save us from all this ccrime
Austere_Squire: james retires the champion of the format?
Mr_Horrible: save us snakeskin
ztghostie: doesn't actually prevent crimes as the crime has occurred on the target
Fruan: Snakeskin veil sure is a card.
Diabore: i just looked at deck names, and i thank god everyday for adam
Mr_Horrible:
@ztghostie I am typically more concerned that the crime is facilitated by "killing my dude"
Bugberry: @ztghostie turns murder into attempted murder
NotCainNorAbel: @Diabore Adam is amazing.
LRRbot: Skewer the Critics [2R] | Sorcery | Spectacle {R} / Skewer the Critics deals 3 damage to any target.
Jmonkey49: 5 set codes in the set: OTJ, OTC, OTP, BIG, SPG plus list cards
Mr_Horrible: wait, how big is the giant?
Mr_Horrible: oh, merc token
LRRbot: Thunder Lasso [2W] | Artifact β Equipment | When Thunder Lasso enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, tap target creature defending player controls. / Equip {2}
Marvoleath: @Jmonkey49 BIG replaced The List
Diabore: @Mr_Horrible it was a 5/5 from mercenary pump
Jmonkey49: @marvoleath well it's still to many
MegaDosX: OTC is the commander set, and SPG is a set that exists across every set now
Marvoleath: agreed
thanzo: the cow lassoing the cowboy
MegaDosX: So it's only three, and that's only because they had to pivot with Big Score after Aftermath tanked
kynelwynn: yee and or haw?
Heefnoff: BEEG giant
Mattmitchell45: @ztghostie Giving something hexproof doesn't stop the targeting that triggers a crime?
Mr_Horrible: there's too much math in this Cowboy Set
Mr_Horrible: there was no math on the frontier
chumpXL: did James just pull cards out of his pocket?
Diabore: are you sure it was 8? did you check the math?
MegaDosX: Ben showed his working
Jmonkey49: @megadosx can't you get OTC cards in collector's booster or did they finally stop doing that?
gsyhiap:
RockPusher:
Heefnoff: Rootin + Tootin = Shootin
Bugberry: @Mattmitchell45 Just because the spell was fizzled doesn't mean the act of targeting didn't occur.
MegaDosX: @Jmonkey49 I think you can, but who drafts with collector boosters?
Heefnoff: Cowboy math
kynelwynn: is thre to be a nicknames for this set, btw?
Diabore: @MegaDosX *side eyes*
Mattmitchell45: @Bugberry Oh oops. I've already misplay ^_^
ztghostie: @Mattmitchell45 the crime mechanically has occurred the moment the target is declared when the spell goes on the stack, even if the spell loses the target a crime has still happened
anhakha: You open the mail
MegaDosX: Just buy singles
MegaDosX: It's so much easier
Jmonkey49: @megadosx it makes it annoying for lgs and inventory purposes
Heefnoff:
Card Kingdom 
powerflapjack: there aren't set booster specific commander cards anymore
Marvoleath: !cardkingdom
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Juliamon: Hot singles in YOUR mailbox!
Bugberry: If you want a specific card, it's usually not wise to open packs regardless.
Heefnoff:
Dot com 
MegaDosX: I'll open boosters for funnies, but if I want specific cards or decks I'll buy singles
50keyz:
i still miss "a kingdom of cards"
trebuchetboy: Just start buying boxes until you find it
niccus: intent to murder
powerflapjack: the shocker is an incompetent criminal but a criminal nonetheless
Rogue_07: That's Loading Ready Cowboy Law
Mr_Horrible: as was demonstrated by Salamander v. Fbltthp yesterday
MegaDosX: Are you getting Slickshotted?
Bugberry: From what I remember, the set booster exclusives weren't that hard to get.
Alas_Babylon: Best of 3 is apparently pretty good. Best of 1... apparently isn't.
Mattmitchell45: My mistake. I thought the spell had to resolve
gamercat88: burbizard
MegaDosX: Oh he's doing the Slickshotting, got it
kynelwynn: Is Temur better than just mono red?
MegaDosX: Guys just run removal, seriously >_>
grovak: fugitive codebreaker
Jmonkey49: "Attempted murder. What is that? Do they give Nobel Prizes for attempted chemistry?
Alas_Babylon: There's like three or four different decks with the Bird Wizard that's going nutso
Heefnoff: A bird wizard is in no way similar to an elusive otter
Alas_Babylon: !card Slickshot Show-Off
LRRbot: Slickshot Show-Off [1R] | Creature β Bird Wizard [1/2] | Flying, haste / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, Slickshot Show-Off gets +2/+0 until end of turn. / Plot {1}{R}
Alas_Babylon: ^^^
Bugberry: Delver of Secrets is also in Standard.
MegaDosX: Yeah this card is wild
korvys: That +2/+0 and monster role card is stupid
JinaMahavira: I need this list
MegaDosX: Power crept Kiln Fiend
Rogue_07: Say "Slickshot Showoff" three times fast
grovak: !card fugitive codebreaker
LRRbot: Fugitive Codebreaker [1R] | Creature β Goblin Rogue [2/1] | Prowess, haste / Disguise {5}{R}. This cost is reduced by {1} for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. / When Fugitive Codebreaker is turned face up, discard your hand, then draw three cards.
Diabore: 7 land?
Heefnoff: DO I HEAR 7
Fruan: The James Turner!
Heefnoff: ALMOST
MegaDosX: Outstanding
powerflapjack: (clicks tongue) i'd take it
ztghostie: just rip gas, you'lll be fine
DHAnsgar: Arena shuffler clearly rigged
Rogue_07: So close to the full James Turner
NewtyNewts: Might as well be a land!
Diabore: second 6
korvys: Ben, I assume it plays Monstrous Rage? I hate that card so much
Jmonkey49: Just like Arena
Heefnoff: Oh absolutely
josh___something:
Basically 7
agentofsaruman69: so weird, the non-sleeve shuffling produces more mulligan hands than not...
Ukon_Cairns: 6.5 lands
anhakha: I'd keep a 6 lander... never miss your land. Everything else is gas xD
Marvoleath:
under old school rules you wouldnt be able to mulligan that, not enough lands to do so
ztghostie: its titan's strength on steroids
MrGibberish: !card monstrous rage
LRRbot: Monstrous Rage [R] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Create a Monster Role token attached to it.
jaimeblacken: And the +2
MegaDosX: There's a line for T3 win with Swifty and Slickshot with those cards
A_Dub888:
But James, if you kept, you'dve only drawn gas
MegaDosX: Assuming your opponent does no interacting
ztghostie:
and it flies
ztghostie: so good luck putting a bunch of stuff in front of it
midnightcurryjazz: removal is good in standard, so creature have to be good too
MegaDosX: Wasn't talking to your point Ben, was more my point about a T3 win line
midnightcurryjazz: its an arms race
LRRbot: Reckless Lackey [R] | Creature β Goblin Pirate [1/2] | First strike, haste / {2}{R}, Sacrifice Reckless Lackey: Draw a card and create a Treasure token.
LRRbot: Creosote Heath | Land β Desert | Creosote Heath enters the battlefield tapped. / When Creosote Heath enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
Legend_of_Smiths: We need a list for that ben
Alas_Babylon: Most people are going to hold up interaction when they see you have it plotted, so it essentially permanently taxes their mana
powerflapjack: man, raging goblin's been hitting the gym lately
grovak: the only time window you have is responding to the monstrous rage and hoping they dont have more buffs
couchboyj: You can also leave it in plot till you have a snakeskin veil
Bugberry: Fair and honest combat
MegaDosX: I saw people calling for Slickshot being banned, to which I say: come on, really?
anhakha: Assault. Not a crime in Canada.
micalovits: Stabbing is totally legal
LRRbot: Trained Arynx [1W] | Creature β Cat Beast Mount [3/1] | Whenever Trained Arynx attacks while saddled, it gains first strike until end of turn. Scry 1. / Saddle 2
kynelwynn: @Legend_of_Smiths Pretty much said it. Bird, Pump spells.
ztghostie: I hope we continue to see this zoro goblin in future steps a la hero of precinct one, but each time he's stronger
LRRbot: Prickly Pair [2R] | Creature β Plant Mercenary [2/2] | When Prickly Pair enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery."
Marvoleath: that goblin got the stabbin' license, it's fine
Bugberry: @micalovits but not Stab Wounds
Alas_Babylon: @MegaDosX It's a little silly in Bo1, which is where the vast majority of people play on ARena
Rogue_07: Good lord, I just now realized "Prickly pair" is a pun.
powerflapjack: @ztghostie i hope we see this zoro goblin in future sets a la Kellan
MegaDosX: @Alas_Babylon Sure, but that's a BO1 issue more than a Slickshot problem
anhakha: Heh. Bottom.
Jmonkey49: @marvoleath this ain't the UK you don't need a license
Rogue_07: Because a Prickly Pear is a cactus
Alas_Babylon: @MegaDosX ofc
plaidanddrpepper: should James have a muffin?
Orxolon: Jazz hands
MegaDosX: It's the same as Izzet Wizards in Historic, that deck can delete you in three turns if you don't interact with it, but in BO3 it's much easier to deal with
NewtyNewts: Bouquet?
Orxolon: Good night everyone
josh___something: Bouquet?
Alas_Babylon: Hyacinth Bouquet?
NewtyNewts: Beaukay?
Diabore: @MegaDosX *people who play no interaction* noooooo, youre not allowed to play aggro
powerflapjack: @Alas_Babylon miss bucket?
trebuchetboy: first strike cat should be good here
Alas_Babylon: @powerflapjack Get the name right, it's Boo-kaaay
anhakha: It's pronounced boo-kaay
grovak: instatiable avarice
Orxolon: What color Is "draw"
Bugberry: There is that one Plot guy in the set that Signs in Blood that can target the opponent.
MegaDosX: Wow
grovak: !card insatiable avarice
LRRbot: Insatiable Avarice [B] | Sorcery | Spree / + {2} β Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top. / + {B}{B} β Target player draws three cards and loses 3 life.
LRRbot: Holy Cow [2W] | Creature β Ox Angel [2/2] | Flash / Flying / When Holy Cow enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life and scry 1.
trebuchetboy: @Orxolon blue
ShaneLeeAtk: It's French!
Bugberry: !card Unscrupulous Contractor
LRRbot: Unscrupulous Contractor [2B] | Creature β Human Assassin [3/2] | When Unscrupulous Contractor enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice a creature. When you do, target player draws two cards and loses 2 life. / Plot {2}{B}
KWardJenx: Big 'Keeping up Appearances' crowd here. Lol
Alas_Babylon: Blue is draw, black is draw but ouch, red is draw but temporary, green is draw if you have good creatures, white is draw with babies
anhakha: @kwardjenx my childhood...
kynelwynn: With Split Second
powerflapjack: @KWardJenx look if i could find some way to pivot to a Are You Being Served joke, I would
Bugberry: @Alas_Babylon White is also draw if the opponent does something.
powerflapjack: but the best I've got is just "something something Are you free?
LRRbot: Buried in the Garden [2GW] | Enchantment β Aura | Enchant land / When Buried in the Garden enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent you don't control until Buried in the Garden leaves the battlefield. / Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of any color.
Alas_Babylon: !card Welcoming Vampire
LRRbot: Welcoming Vampire [2W] | Creature β Vampire [2/3] | Flying / Whenever one or more other creatures with power 2 or less enter the battlefield under your control, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
MegaDosX: @kynelwynn That would be very funny, but alas, I doubt they'll print Split Second back into Standard
Bugberry: "draw with babies" aka play small creatures
Mattmitchell45: Do a bunch of damage to target player and they get to a draw a card
korvys: !card Mentor of the Meek
LRRbot: Mentor of the Meek [2W] | Creature β Human Soldier [2/2] | Whenever another creature with power 2 or less enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.
jaimeblacken: bury the cat in the garden suddenly turned real
Alas_Babylon: (Welcoming Vampire-esque, Graham, that was admittedly a reach)
powerflapjack: whiskers just got distracted by catnip
DoodlestheGreat: How does one draw with a baby? Dip it in ink?
MegaDosX: Yeah white also draws when your opponent does various things
dweebert91: !card welcoming vampire
LRRbot: Welcoming Vampire [2W] | Creature β Vampire [2/3] | Flying / Whenever one or more other creatures with power 2 or less enter the battlefield under your control, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
powerflapjack: cat is ZOOTED on the nip
LRRbot: Irascible Wolverine [2R] | Creature β Wolverine [3/2] | When Irascible Wolverine enters the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. / Plot {2}{R}
Alas_Babylon: Master plan: yeet wolverines
grovak: if it wasnt face up they would never see it coming
RatherLargeToad: bun
ztghostie: I too like the plan of of throwing Hugh Jackman at them
Diabore: i dont think its a little guy ben, thats on a whole ass carrage
Dog_of_Myth: As plans go, it's not a bad plan.
LRRbot: Mirage Mesa | Land β Desert | Mirage Mesa enters the battlefield tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
RatherLargeToad: bub
powerflapjack: it's simple, we throw the small canadian at them
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Mattmitchell45: The Plot: We invite Sabertooth to our birthday party
Bugberry: The two general categories of White draw is either drawing once a turn if you do something, or draw a lot but based on what the opponent does.
EricTheOrange: balatro?
shurtal: the Mesa is named after the comdey relief character from The Phantom Menace
josh___something: Oh sick, a blue seal
powerflapjack: they did do that with Snakeskin Veil
Alas_Babylon: @EricTheOrange I'd like to use the Empress on my Island, now all my blue spells are multiplied
LRRbot: Frontier Seeker [1W] | Creature β Human Scout [2/1] | When Frontier Seeker enters the battlefield, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a Mount creature card or a Plains card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
trebuchetboy: Hey that card is sick! Do it aggain!
powerflapjack: originally in Kaldheim then immediately showed up in the Mystic Archives in Strix
anhakha: @josh___something now he just needs to play a full house using that card for value.
LRRbot: Seraphic Steed [GW] | Creature β Unicorn Mount [2/2] | First strike, lifelink / Whenever Seraphic Steed attacks while saddled, create a 3/3 white Angel creature token with flying. / Saddle 4
powerflapjack: Geist, but honse
Diabore: @powerflapjack they also had a card from mh2 in mystical archives, which was weird because mh2 hadnt been printed yet
Rogue_07: Seriously, I can'tHorse of St. Traft
A_Dub888: "I'm a horse NOW" - Geist of St. Traft
Alas_Babylon: Yes.
HedgehogKnight: Geist of St. Draft
grovak: yea
ztghostie: it is
MegaDosX: Yeah it is
trebuchetboy: It is in this
50keyz: seraphic steed makes it sound like the angels are riding it which feels like a downgrade for fliers
powerflapjack: more like HEIST of saint traft
shurtal: SUPER is
grovak: its on arena now from the breaking news sheet
ztghostie: huge pick up for Glaciator
LRRbot: Mine Raider [2R] | Creature β Human Rogue [3/2] | Trample / When Mine Raider enters the battlefield, if you control another outlaw, create a Treasure token.
MegaDosX: Yes
Alas_Babylon: Yep!
kynelwynn: Your Raider? It's now mine raider
MegaDosX: It got left out of Jumpstart because it was deemed too powerful at the time
anhakha: *Your raider
grovak: i really want them to make a permanent gladiator queue @ztghostie
Diabore: fractured identity yoo
Alas_Babylon: Brawl is not enjoying Mana Drain...
Diabore: too*
thanzo: mine raider mind reader
LRRbot: Lassoed by the Law [3W] | Enchantment | When Lassoed by the Law enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until Lassoed by the Law leaves the battlefield. / When Lassoed by the Law enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery."
MommaGart: i am VERY excited to tool up some Gladiator decks
Diabore: pest infestation
neisan2112: Glad got Actual Reanimate and I'm so happy to have it
MegaDosX: Now Historic is at a point where Path is fine so it wasn't prebanned, but Mana Drain and Force of Vigor were
loufghyslaufey:
Wait, but then- Mana Drain is just a twister 
kynelwynn: Lasso made a merc
NewtyNewts: M'bad
kumatsu: m'baddie
A_Dub888: *tips fedora* m'bad
midnightcurryjazz: yeah, its for timeless and Hbrawl
Alas_Babylon: Mana Drain, Reanimate, Force of Vigor, and Commandeer are banned iirc
NewtyNewts: M'nadrain
Marvoleath: you can play 4 mana drains in Timeless
MegaDosX: That would be interesting
Alas_Babylon: The first two for power and the last two because they're not super interested in free spells in Historic yet
MegaDosX: Gladiator does show up occasionally and I think it's fairly popular when it does
LRRbot: Reach for the Sky [3G] | Enchantment β Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +3/+2 and has reach. / When Reach for the Sky is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
MegaDosX: Even ignoring its popularity outside of official queues
Mattmitchell45: When was the last time there was a Gladiator event on Arena?
midnightcurryjazz: last week
Dog_of_Myth: Last week
Mattmitchell45: Dang
Jmonkey49: I just want Explorer to be Pioneer and I'm still waiting
kynelwynn: Woody Voice: "Reach for the skyyyy"
Alas_Babylon: Yeet step
Earthenone: !card settle the wreckage
LRRbot: Settle the Wreckage [2WW] | Instant | Exile all attacking creatures target player controls. That player may search their library for that many basic land cards, put those cards onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Spinewoods Paladin [4G] | Creature β Human Knight [5/4] | Trample / When Spinewoods Paladin enters the battlefield, you gain 3 life. / Plot {3}{G}
Bugberry: There are 2 auras in the set that draw when they go to the graveyard.
Alas_Babylon: Never miscount the men.
Diabore: wotc really likes half cycles recently
jaimeblacken: auras are really down on limited these times
Cptasparagus: yeah a cycle of 2
loufghyslaufey: @Earthenone But, that would be a pile of Land-Wagons on the side of the road!
Bugberry: I'm a fan of vertical cycles, Future Sight had one from common to rare that were all noncreatures with Morph.
Travilogue: @Cptasparagus So a bicycle, then?
Orxolon: Hey G talking about patterns when do we get another vlog?
Diabore: @Bugberry zoetic cavern mvp
Orxolon: The Stark vacation Is taking long huh?
LRRbot: Frontier Seeker [1W] | Creature β Human Scout [2/1] | When Frontier Seeker enters the battlefield, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a Mount creature card or a Plains card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
loufghyslaufey: *When
Orxolon: Yeeeyyy
Orxolon: Thanks
thanzo: chicagæ
NewtyNewts: I really loved the vlog with the Omegamart section from Vegas, that was a nice little break from reality
jaimeblacken: james feels like he should be making his own luck
theamc2000: fog
LRRbot: Reach for the Sky [3G] | Enchantment β Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +3/+2 and has reach. / When Reach for the Sky is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
loufghyslaufey: @jaimeblacken James draws land when he plays.
loufghyslaufey: That is his luck.
LRRbot: Holy Cow [2W] | Creature β Ox Angel [2/2] | Flash / Flying / When Holy Cow enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life and scry 1.
NewtyNewts: Ooh, doubly flashy
thanzo: a cow angel and a dream
Orxolon: Adendum
kynelwynn: Byuu!
MegaDosX: I think it's the second one yeah
loufghyslaufey:
Drawing at Magic with 
is punching chunks in Magic.
Alas_Babylon: buΒ·colΒ·ic /byoΝoΛkΓ€lik/ adjective relating to the pleasant aspects of the countryside and country life.
Bugberry: pastoral
TheAwkes: Definitely not buck-a-lick.
jaimeblacken: it means that it evokes the life in the countryside
LRRbot: Quilled Charger [3R] | Creature β Porcupine Mount [4/3] | Whenever Quilled Charger attacks while saddled, it gets +1/+2 and gains menace until end of turn. / Saddle 2
MegaDosX: You don't know their life, Paul, dinosaurs can have a nice relaxing time
Travilogue: That's a herd guard dino
Jmonkey49: Dinosaur Ranch is my favorite salad dressing
shurtal: bucolic is when your child is gassy and a fan of Eiffle 65
LRRbot: Highway Robbery [1R] | Sorcery | You may discard a card or sacrifice a land. If you do, draw two cards. / Plot {1}{R}
Bugberry: That first scene of Jurassic Park "they do move in herds" is pretty bucolic.
kynelwynn: Imagine this is in all caps: who saddles and rides a porcupine?!
jaimeblacken: it's a genre of literature and poetry as well, bucolic poetry was big in the middle ages
thanzo: ooh dinosaur sheep dog
Bugberry: @kynelwynn very carefully.
Orxolon: But this one Is the best imo,since you can SAC a land
LRRbot: Claim Jumper [2W] | Creature β Rabbit Mercenary [3/3] | Vigilance / When Claim Jumper enters the battlefield, if an opponent controls more lands than you, you may search your library for a Plains card and put it onto the battlefield tapped. Then if an opponent controls more lands than you, repeat this process once. If you search your library this way, shuffle.
Bugberry: You spur the Porcupine, it spurs you tenfold.
theamc2000: rabbit!
circusofkirkus: oh no the rabbit is hot
MegaDosX: Red getting new options to draw cards that aren't discard a card is definitely something
MegaDosX: Between Demand Answers and Highway Robbery
kynelwynn: @circusofkirkus I imagien that's going to be said a lot in August
circusofkirkus: @kynelwynn true
Alas_Babylon: oof
A_Dub888: Graham likes Highway Robbery send tweet
theamc2000: good hit Ben
Bugberry: @MegaDosX Red could already sacrifice lands to draw cards, it's just not been that cheap on a one-shot effect before.
kynelwynn: Mount-scry
Cptasparagus: if you reveal a sheep mount is it a ram ranch?
jaimeblacken: Virgil wrote Bucolics
MegaDosX: @Bugberry Really? Never seen that before, but I'll take your word for it
Sorator13: Pay 4 to scry 1 seems not incredible, but...
NewtyNewts: Good old-fashioned stall
jaimeblacken: love this grindy format
Orxolon: Yesterday in mtga with that ranch i hit a mount 5 turns straight(G/W mounts are sick)
A_Dub888: !findquote saddle up
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
NewtyNewts: Does either player have a pig in their deck? Then we might have a boar-stall
korvys: Saddling a porcupine seems... risky
Bugberry: @MegaDosX Akki Scrapchomper and Destructive Digger are both Goblins with tap and sac a land to draw.
LRRbot: Fierce Retribution [1W] | Instant | Cleave {5}{W} / Destroy target [attacking] creature.
A_Dub888: @korvys The frontier's all about risk
LRRbot: Reach for the Sky [3G] | Enchantment β Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +3/+2 and has reach. / When Reach for the Sky is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
Orxolon: Ben,not that it matters,but did you missed lethal?
Bugberry: @MegaDosX also Grabby GIant and Seismic Monstrosaur from this past year.
MegaDosX: @Bugberry Oh, true, I forgot about those. Haven't seen it on a Thrill of Possibility variant, so that's what probably tripped me up
Alas_Babylon: @Orxolon No
MegaDosX: It's not like you guys are playing for sheep stations anyway
Orxolon: Pre combat yeah
Alas_Babylon: Ah well, in the past
circusofkirkus: cat that was in the garden?
circusofkirkus: did James accidentally shuffle that
neisan2112: Snhonse
MegaDosX: The stakes aren't that high, essentially
Bugberry: @MegaDosX the biggest one-shot version is Nahiri's Lithoforming.
MrPipboy3000: Its like Racing for Pinks
MegaDosX: Sheep stations are basically huge sheep farms out in the country
NewtyNewts: We talking Hot Wheels cars?
powerflapjack: lmao
circusofkirkus: did Ben get his card that was Buried in the Garden back?
Diabore: arynx?
HorusFive: "And that was how Ben/James got killed by their partner"
circusofkirkus: a cat?
MegaDosX:
The consequence of not playing with sleeves
korvys: The biggest sheep station in Australia is ~10k square kilometers (~4k square miles)
NewtyNewts: pspspsps
Diabore:
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
circusofkirkus:
A_Dub888: @HorusFive But which partner killed which
DoodlestheGreat: Such a great pet owner.
gamercat88: whiskers
Orxolon: I named mine garfield
HorusFive: @A_Dub888 yes
Cptasparagus: Pusswap
MegaDosX:
@korvys I did briefly say "gigantic" before saying "huge", I think gigantic might have been more correct
Orxolon: Hahahaha
NewtyNewts: As a Live prerecord?
plaidanddrpepper: and Beej was never seen again
NocturnalMissions: funny you mention wife swap, my friend was on the show when he was eight
MegaDosX: Oh hey guess what I just found
DoodlestheGreat: That's not going to be a good idea...
MegaDosX:
It has a Wikipedia page
HorusFive: "And that was how Beej/Graham were killed by the other one's partner"
Mazrae: Swap heather, Kathleen and Ashley
micalovits: Beej, Beej is winning. Heather be scary
LRRbot: Botanical Sanctum | Land | Botanical Sanctum enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
LRRbot: Reckless Lackey [R] | Creature β Goblin Pirate [1/2] | First strike, haste / {2}{R}, Sacrifice Reckless Lackey: Draw a card and create a Treasure token.
LRRbot: Seraphic Steed [GW] | Creature β Unicorn Mount [2/2] | First strike, lifelink / Whenever Seraphic Steed attacks while saddled, create a 3/3 white Angel creature token with flying. / Saddle 4
Diabore: oh now its a problem
LRRbot: Thunder Salvo [1R] | Instant | Thunder Salvo deals X damage to target creature, where X is 2 plus the number of other spells you've cast this turn.
MegaDosX: Horse of Saint Traft
loufghyslaufey: "Haste-Strike"!!
Texan_Reverend: @micalovits That's perhaps not the kindest thing to say.
powerflapjack: Watchwolf visited Ikoria and Innistrad
NewtyNewts: Mooo
micalovits: @Texan_Reverend Sure did realize right after I wrote it, sorry about that
LRRbot: Mine Raider [2R] | Creature β Human Rogue [3/2] | Trample / When Mine Raider enters the battlefield, if you control another outlaw, create a Treasure token.
LRRbot: Holy Cow [2W] | Creature β Ox Angel [2/2] | Flash / Flying / When Holy Cow enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life and scry 1.
Orxolon: Your sherona?
kynelwynn: James gains 2?
Bugberry: Did they miss the scry and life gain again?
powerflapjack: Red deck has no combat tricks? What is this, Portal?
SirPlumpy: moo
kynelwynn: Rememebr Tucows?
HorusFive:
Rogue_07: One cow Two cow, red cow, moo cow
BusTed: @kynelwynn I had the same association
thanzo: twocows arizona
A_Dub888: Arthur "Twocows" Jackson
adept_nekomancer: Yes, we've had bovine, but what about second bovine?
nightc322: two cows two furious
BartholemewTheKitten: Ever danced with two cows in the pale moolight?
gamercat88: Twocows McGee
HorusFive: James "TwoCow" Turner
LRRbot: Bridled Bighorn [3W] | Creature β Sheep Mount [3/4] | Vigilance / Whenever Bridled Bighorn attacks while saddled, create a 1/1 white Sheep creature token. / Saddle 2
NewtyNewts: Big Horn!
Diabore: ian?
carbonoid12: James "Two Cows" turner
MegaDosX: b a a
anhakha: I ended up playing more cows than cowboys in my prerelease... Bruce tarl, or Bonny Pall...
DuneAlien: how big is the horn?
MegaDosX:
Hey, now they are playing for sheep stations
Orxolon: Don't understimate those horns
A_Dub888: Is bighorn allowed by TOS?
LRRbot: Giant Beaver [3G] | Creature β Beaver Mount [4/4] | Vigilance / Whenever Giant Beaver attacks while saddled, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature that saddled it this turn. / Saddle 3
NewtyNewts: Did you just call Graham the sheeple because he's looking for sheeps?
Rogue_07: Leave it to Beaver
IbunWest: Beavdrop
Bugberry: Beaver and Beef-head.
NewtyNewts: James is a Beaver-liever
grovak: its so good
philippekav: mount that beaver
EvilBadman: Dick says, "Big beeve"
anhakha: Sounds like you need an infiniti token.
MrPipboy3000: Fallout was great
loufghyslaufey: Heavers Two Beavers
grovak: fallout has already been approved for the second season
carbonoid12: @MrPipboy3000 I feel you might be biased a little.
MacbethSeemsSus: They nailed the aesthetic
LRRbot: Mobile Homestead [2] | Artifact β Vehicle [3/3] | Mobile Homestead has haste as long as you control a Mount. / Whenever Mobile Homestead attacks, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield tapped. / Crew 2
EvilBadman: Dick Turpin is wonderful
powerflapjack: I need more of the Spice and Wolf remake
Rogue_07: A pox upon the autotapper!
MegaDosX: Ben brought an RV!
powerflapjack: Having the original dub actors back is so good
MrPipboy3000: @carbonoid12 What? No ...
Bugberry: Wagons in the red zone
A_Dub888: @MegaDosX Road Quest 2 confirmed!
NewtyNewts: Mine raider having a sleep-in
Cptasparagus: The guy from Severance being in Fallout really threw me off, because the settings he's in arent SUPER different.
adept_nekomancer: The only problem with the mobile homestead is the tendency for the occupants to die of dysentery.
EvilBadman: Mounts and vehicles in the same set seems like a new way of thinking choice
Alas_Babylon: Ther'es only two Vehicles in the set iirc
Bugberry: !card Raider's Karve
LRRbot: Raiders' Karve [3] | Artifact β Vehicle [4/4] | Whenever Raiders' Karve attacks, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield tapped. / Crew 3
SirPlumpy: AYE IM HERE FOR THE TROMPLE
LRRbot: Take Up the Shield [1W] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains lifelink and indestructible until end of turn.
Mattmitchell45: @Cptasparagus Always have VERY IMPORTANT jobs
Bugberry: @EvilBadman Vehicles and Equipment are often grouped thematically together, so Vehicles and Mounts make sense too.
Alas_Babylon: It could also commit a crime if you're feeling super cheeky
LRRbot: Highway Robbery [1R] | Sorcery | You may discard a card or sacrifice a land. If you do, draw two cards. / Plot {1}{R}
SirPlumpy: ooo, robbery is a banger card
anhakha: I want a sir plompy tromple pin.
Alas_Babylon: Scooching, AND booching?
EvilBadman: @bugberry yeah but they have different timing restrictions for being similar in usage
gamercat88: would you like to scooch in the future?
squ3e: 'Hows my scooching? Call 1800-SCHOOCH'
NewtyNewts: @Texan_Reverend And we are here to see them... we are the beaver believer receivers
LRRbot: Spinewoods Paladin [4G] | Creature β Human Knight [5/4] | Trample / When Spinewoods Paladin enters the battlefield, you gain 3 life. / Plot {3}{G}
Sorator13: @NewtyNewts Oh, I have one of those on my telly!
Bugberry: @EvilBadman vehicles and equipment have that as well.
MrPipboy3000: Children, scooch closer, don't make me tell you again, about the scooching
TrueNateNemesis: on a scale of 1-5 how likely are you to recommend Ben as a scoocher in the future?
LRRbot: Reckless Lackey [R] | Creature β Goblin Pirate [1/2] | First strike, haste / {2}{R}, Sacrifice Reckless Lackey: Draw a card and create a Treasure token.
NewtyNewts: @Sorator13 I've played fetch with my puppy using one... he's a beaver believer receiver retriever
EvilBadman: @bugberry I often tap my creatures to use equipment.
Mattmitchell45: Go left, Ben
LRRbot: Holy Cow [2W] | Creature β Ox Angel [2/2] | Flash / Flying / When Holy Cow enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life and scry 1.
Bugberry: @EvilBadman I was meaning how Equipment usually equip at sorcery speed.
Diabore: you dont draw that ben
midnightcurryjazz: judge
NewtyNewts: Nice try, game loss game 4
HorusFive:
powerflapjack: has anyone else thought about using Atog in a food deck.
jaimeblacken: Juuuuudge
Sorator13:
anhakha: Ask Beej if u can keep it.
thanzo: i scry to my hand
anhakha: If he says u can, u can.
Texan_Reverend: @thanzo That sure would be exciting for mulligan purposes.
Bugberry: Minecarts trample over.
SirPlumpy:
grovak: mine carts give trample i guess
Bugberry: I've played Donkey Kong Country
Grinnin_Gin: secret trample~
LRRbot: Eriette's Lullaby [1W] | Sorcery | Destroy target tapped creature. You gain 2 life.
TrueNateNemesis: meh dernkey cernk cerntry dreams
Mattmitchell45: Cunky Kong
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thanzo: philomena video game documentary series?
powerflapjack: I've got a Kibo deck that has both an Emperor Crocodile and a couple mine carts in it!
NewtyNewts: @SirPlumpy both of us are MTG terms now!
Bugberry: You have to have vehicles in the DK deck so you can DK Crew
MegaDosX: We ain't found sheep
anhakha: Infinite token!
jimmethjambo: The more Kong the Donk the more nostalgiaer it is
DoodlestheGreat: Shoops?
powerflapjack: I call it Donkey Kong Commander
SirPlumpy: @NewtyNewts it has infinitely made my day better after hell work, we loves it
Diabore: settle the wreckage?
LRRbot: Skewer the Critics [2R] | Sorcery | Spectacle {R} / Skewer the Critics deals 3 damage to any target.
TrueNateNemesis: math is tough. English is tough. life is tough
kynelwynn: Donkey Kongmander
gamercat88: so now Ben gets Ashleys car?
A_Dub888: #Wheeladam
Mattmitchell45: Settle the Wreckage would be lore appropriate
adept_nekomancer: Oh no, Ben is approaching us!
frank_the_great:
kumatsu: Excellent cut
jaimeblacken: aaaaaaah
WiJohn: Oh god how is he in my room?!
baskwalla: sit by me Ben!
Alas_Babylon: Oh, you're approaching us?
NewtyNewts: He dares approach chat?!
kynelwynn: into chat
Sorator13: Hi Ben!
carbonoid12: I would TOTALLY scooch over for BenBen
DoodlestheGreat: Okay, but I get the controller, Ben.
SirPlumpy: ho ho!? ben's approaching us?!
Aceviru: Ben is a treasure
niccus: does hatsune buc-ee ever appear outside austin?
A_Dub888: Wait Ben, let me move my Cheetos!
A_Dub888: @Aceviru You're a treasure
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s0lesurviv0r: you're gonna need a towel if you're sitting on that side of the couch!
definenull: Time for trog?
Orxolon: For years i watched LRR on YouTube i started Twitching after watching roadquest,can anyone tell me what was before Giant Circle's road Quest soundtrack?
powerflapjack: Vintage cube boyz (with special guest James)
micalovits: Uhhhh
powerflapjack: lmao
Alas_Babylon: (It is a wrestling thing. It is still weird.)
Melfina__:
MegaDosX: Everyone loves the Acclaimed
lochnessseammonster:
Strebenherz: Don't ever change Matt
definenull: You mean the RIGHT people
SirPlumpy: oo oo
Diabore: @Strebenherz ...none of these people are named matt
Chartle: he never loses
LRRbot: Abraded Bluffs | Land β Desert | Abraded Bluffs enters the battlefield tapped. / When Abraded Bluffs enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
SirPlumpy: hee hoo peanut
lochnessseammonster: hehe ook ook
LRRbot: Treasure Dredger [1B] | Creature β Human Rogue [2/2] | {1}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Create a Treasure token.
LRRbot: Discerning Peddler [1R] | Creature β Human Rogue [2/2] | When Discerning Peddler enters the battlefield, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
powerflapjack: (in a very pedantic magic player voice) it doesn't have dredge though
LRRbot: Mountain | Basic Land β Mountain |
Mattmitchell45: @Diabore Can I be of assistance?
LRRbot: Rambling Possum [2G] | Creature β Possum Mount [3/3] | Whenever Rambling Possum attacks while saddled, it gets +1/+2 until end of turn. Then you may return any number of creatures that saddled it this turn to their owner's hand. / Saddle 1
LRRbot: Mine Raider [2R] | Creature β Human Rogue [3/2] | Trample / When Mine Raider enters the battlefield, if you control another outlaw, create a Treasure token.
LRRbot: Servant of the Stinger [1B] | Creature β Human Warlock [1/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever Servant of the Stinger deals combat damage to a player, if you've committed a crime this turn, you may sacrifice Servant of the Stinger. If you do, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Magda, the Hoardmaster [1R] | Legendary Creature β Dwarf Berserker [2/2] | Whenever you commit a crime, create a tapped Treasure token. This ability triggers only once each turn. / Sacrifice three Treasures: Create a 4/4 red Scorpion Dragon creature token with flying and haste. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Ride Down [RW] | Instant | Destroy target blocking creature. Creatures that were blocked by that creature this combat gain trample until end of turn.
itsr67: lrrbot rap god
jaimeblacken: tapped
Chartle: magda treasures are tapped
Mattmitchell45: Magda is my favorite criminal
LRRbot: Outcaster Greenblade [2G] | Creature β Human Mercenary [1/2] | When Outcaster Greenblade enters the battlefield, search your library for a basic land card or a Desert card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Outcaster Greenblade gets +1/+1 for each Desert you control.
Orxolon: !advice
karmic_guide: Magda's treasure is tapped btw
Bugberry: @Mattmitchell45 unfortunately, not an outlaw
karmic_guide: I goofed it during prerelease
A_Dub888: M'island
LRRbot: Sword of Wealth and Power [3] | Artifact β Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from instants and from sorceries. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. / Equip {2}
powerflapjack: S O R D
Mattmitchell45: @Bugberry Her love for Treasure is like a truck....
ghizmou: Dagger time
Bugberry: with haste
tehfewl: adams treasure commander deck seems sick
SirPlumpy: ooo sword
jaimeblacken: oh but the treasure the sword makes is untapped
karmic_guide: sorry, delay moment
jaimeblacken: magda didn't make a treasure that turn
itsr67: weird moment
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Texan_Reverend: @Mattmitchell45 So, not like a series of tubes?
LRRbot: Omenport Vigilante [1W] | Creature β Human Mercenary [2/2] | Omenport Vigilante has double strike as long as you've committed a crime this turn.
LRRbot: Outcaster Greenblade [2G] | Creature β Human Mercenary [1/2] | When Outcaster Greenblade enters the battlefield, search your library for a basic land card or a Desert card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Outcaster Greenblade gets +1/+1 for each Desert you control.
Orxolon: So if the sword AND Magda generate a tresure Adam should have three
LRRbot: Festering Gulch | Land β Desert | Festering Gulch enters the battlefield tapped. / When Festering Gulch enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
groulux: Hello everyone. Did they try the draft without the bonus sheet or just a standard draft?
LRRbot: Eriette's Lullaby [1W] | Sorcery | Destroy target tapped creature. You gain 2 life.
karmic_guide: @groulux is normal draft
itsr67: on the green
Mattmitchell45: @Texan_Reverend oh what a strange age
groulux: @karmic_guide Thanks
jaimeblacken: that treasure is tapped
jaimeblacken: the new one
Fbomb101ers: Paper fights end in paper cuts
LRRbot: Take Up the Shield [1W] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains lifelink and indestructible until end of turn.
Diabore: a dragon with haste
midnightcurryjazz: treasure was tapped?
Diabore: @midnightcurryjazz saccing to magda
LRRbot: Swamp | Basic Land β Swamp |
Orxolon: Wow
karmic_guide: @midnightcurryjazz Magda's final ability doesn't need be untapped
jaimeblacken: magda doesn't care if treasures are tapped
Jmonkey49: So this Magda is a good card eh?
ToppHat: very
Bugberry: The reprints in the main set are cool too.
EvilBadman: Like they said on n100 Magda has three nerfs and they still talked about
itsr67: story is good for a couple characters
MegaDosX: The story was fine
Jmonkey49: Path was a little extreme
itsr67: the plane is kinda eh
circusofkirkus: sealed was insanely bomby
MrPipboy3000: The Bonus Sheet punishes limited
powerflapjack: the story has Tinybones following around Rakdos going "uppies"
LRRbot: Deadeye Duelist [1R] | Creature β Human Assassin [1/3] | Reach / {1}, {T}: Deadeye Duelist deals 1 damage to target opponent.
grovak: watching grahams deck during the PPR event do bad things to cams deck was nuts with villainous wealth
nightc322: I liked the story, ok I liked the bit with Jace and Vraska
karmic_guide: I quite enjoyed J&V's story
Alistairetheblu: nice card sleeves
LRRbot: Vault Plunderer [2B] | Creature β Human Rogue [3/1] | When Vault Plunderer enters the battlefield, target player draws a card and loses 1 life.
MegaDosX: Jedi Duelist? I didn't know we were getting Star Wars cards
ztghostie: I don't think all bonus sheets are bad (for example, WOE's bonus sheet was amazing) but when your theme for it has to target opposing creatures or players then it will inevitably lead to some unfun reprints
LRRbot: Mine Raider [2R] | Creature β Human Rogue [3/2] | Trample / When Mine Raider enters the battlefield, if you control another outlaw, create a Treasure token.
MrPipboy3000: Plunder Junction
powerflapjack: james, can we get a confirmation on your storm count?
itsr67: bodyyy
LRRbot: Outcaster Greenblade [2G] | Creature β Human Mercenary [1/2] | When Outcaster Greenblade enters the battlefield, search your library for a basic land card or a Desert card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Outcaster Greenblade gets +1/+1 for each Desert you control.
james54:
LRRbot: Festering Gulch | Land β Desert | Festering Gulch enters the battlefield tapped. / When Festering Gulch enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
LRRbot: Longhorn Sharpshooter [2R] | Creature β Minotaur Rogue [3/3] | Reach / When Longhorn Sharpshooter becomes plotted, it deals 2 damage to any target. / Plot {3}{R}
MegaDosX: Sounds like Link playing Magic
LRRbot: Cunning Coyote [1R] | Creature β Coyote [2/2] | Haste / When Cunning Coyote enters the battlefield, another target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains haste until end of turn. / Plot {1}{R}
karmic_guide: I'm sad Settle the Wreckage didn't make the bonus sheet
LRRbot: Consuming Ashes [2BB] | Instant | Exile target creature. If it had mana value 3 or less, surveil 2.
LRRbot: Getaway Glamer [W] | Instant | Spree / + {1} β Exile target nontoken creature. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step. / + {2} β Destroy target creature if no other creature has greater power.
LRRbot: Unfortunate Accident [B] | Instant | Spree / + {2}{B} β Destroy target creature. / + {1} β Create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery."
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trebuchetboy: Everything is kicker
LRRbot: Omenport Vigilante [1W] | Creature β Human Mercenary [2/2] | Omenport Vigilante has double strike as long as you've committed a crime this turn.
LRRbot: Sterling Keykeeper [1W] | Creature β Human Mercenary [2/2] | {2}, {T}: Tap target non-Mount creature.
LRRbot: Unscrupulous Contractor [2B] | Creature β Human Assassin [3/2] | When Unscrupulous Contractor enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice a creature. When you do, target player draws two cards and loses 2 life. / Plot {2}{B}
MrPipboy3000: I live Adam's mono 2 drop tribal ... haha
LRRbot: Outcaster Greenblade [2G] | Creature β Human Mercenary [1/2] | When Outcaster Greenblade enters the battlefield, search your library for a basic land card or a Desert card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Outcaster Greenblade gets +1/+1 for each Desert you control.
carbonoid12: do abilities do crime? or just spells?
LRRbot: Snakeskin Veil [G] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains hexproof until end of turn.
MegaDosX: You still get the trigger
Sorator13: @carbonoid12 Abilities can also be criminal
Alas_Babylon: Yes you do!
jaimeblacken: yes you do
Diabore: you still target
MegaDosX: You still targeted
ztghostie: still a crime
Bugberry: @carbonoid12 abilities too. Anything you do that targets the opponent or their stuff.
Orxolon: You commited a crime
MegaDosX: No we got it first Wheeler!
MegaDosX: >:|
grovak:
Orxolon: Don't deny it
tehfewl: Crime Crime Crime!
SirPlumpy: can i have it?
Sorator13: we weren't yelling at you, wheeler!!
LRRbot: Rambling Possum [2G] | Creature β Possum Mount [3/3] | Whenever Rambling Possum attacks while saddled, it gets +1/+2 until end of turn. Then you may return any number of creatures that saddled it this turn to their owner's hand. / Saddle 1
UWDJohn: Attempted murder is still a crime.
Sorator13: we were answering a question from chat!
LRRbot: Giant Beaver [3G] | Creature β Beaver Mount [4/4] | Vigilance / Whenever Giant Beaver attacks while saddled, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature that saddled it this turn. / Saddle 3
hidingbox: Remember, Wheeler is still a judge. Now of what exactly, I'm not sure.
Pywodwagon: you were faster about getting that than that Serra Angel AP
ztghostie: Ben's beaver noise is Goofy?
Diabore: adam please never say "big beev" again
DMGlol: my favorite beaver noise is the donkey kong country one
LRRbot: Villainous Wealth [XBGU] | Sorcery | Target opponent exiles the top X cards of their library. You may cast any number of spells with mana value X or less from among them without paying their mana costs.
Tiber727: @hidingbox Presumably fashion.
LRRbot: Plains | Basic Land β Plains |
LRRbot: Discerning Peddler [1R] | Creature β Human Rogue [2/2] | When Discerning Peddler enters the battlefield, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
McMenno: oof
DMGlol:
Spree does make villanous wealth not as fun this set
Mattmitchell45: It just doesn't feel intuative with the definition of Hexproof
circusofkirkus: !card sterling
LRRbot: Did you mean: Sterling Keykeeper; Sterling Supplier; Sterling Hound; Easterling Vanguard; Sterling Grove
circusofkirkus: !card sterling key
LRRbot: Sterling Keykeeper [1W] | Creature β Human Mercenary [2/2] | {2}, {T}: Tap target non-Mount creature.
LRRbot: Magda, the Hoardmaster [1R] | Legendary Creature β Dwarf Berserker [2/2] | Whenever you commit a crime, create a tapped Treasure token. This ability triggers only once each turn. / Sacrifice three Treasures: Create a 4/4 red Scorpion Dragon creature token with flying and haste. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Eriette's Lullaby [1W] | Sorcery | Destroy target tapped creature. You gain 2 life.
circusofkirkus: beaver is a mount?
chaostreader: non-mount creatures.
itsr67: lots of text on these cards
Bugberry: @Mattmitchell45 to be fair, Hexproof fizzling things in response is a bit odd based on the wording of hexproof.
Diabore:
adam cant tap beaver
jaimeblacken: oh yeah awkward
itsr67: 2 people did not catch a rules flub, its ok
chaostreader: itβs a little too late now butβ¦β¦
Orxolon: That's right,Adam couldn't tap beaver
McMenno: gottem
Orxolon: Yeah
Orxolon: Whatever xD
powerflapjack:
Mattmitchell45: @Bugberry True. I guess they couldn't put trigger on the stack into the working of "Committing a Crime"
itsr67: honestly, still weird text but I get the balancing idea
LRRbot: Unscrupulous Contractor [2B] | Creature β Human Assassin [3/2] | When Unscrupulous Contractor enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice a creature. When you do, target player draws two cards and loses 2 life. / Plot {2}{B}
LRRbot: Giant Beaver [3G] | Creature β Beaver Mount [4/4] | Vigilance / Whenever Giant Beaver attacks while saddled, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature that saddled it this turn. / Saddle 3
LRRbot: Desperate Bloodseeker [1B] | Creature β Vampire [2/2] | Lifelink / When Desperate Bloodseeker enters the battlefield, target player mills two cards.
LRRbot: Take Up the Shield [1W] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains lifelink and indestructible until end of turn.
trebuchetboy: What is the 2/4. It never went on the card reader
Diabore: !card ertha jo
LRRbot: Ertha Jo, Frontier Mentor [2RW] | Legendary Creature β Kor Advisor [2/4] | When Ertha Jo, Frontier Mentor enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery." / Whenever you activate an ability that targets a creature or player, copy that ability. You may choose new targets for the copy.
LRRbot: Ertha Jo, Frontier Mentor [2RW] | Legendary Creature β Kor Advisor [2/4] | When Ertha Jo, Frontier Mentor enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery." / Whenever you activate an ability that targets a creature or player, copy that ability. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Orxolon: 9 turn clock
Orxolon: Hahhaha
Silver_Drgn: Wheeler should lose 2 more from his creature
ztghostie: wait, that card is insane for an uncommon
definenull: ertha jo is very cracked with the pinger and mercs
WiJohn: !card taii
LRRbot: Did you mean: Taii Wakeen, Perfect Shot; Ojutai Interceptor
WiJohn: !card taii wak
LRRbot: Taii Wakeen, Perfect Shot [RW] | Legendary Creature β Human Mercenary [2/3] | Whenever a source you control deals noncombat damage to a creature equal to that creature's toughness, draw a card. / {X}, {T}: If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to a permanent or player this turn, it deals that much damage plus X instead.
Orxolon: @ztghostie which one?
WiJohn: Gotta be something there
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
Orxolon: Attack with everything before conciding
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
NotCainNorAbel: an american dollar?
ztghostie:
McMenno: gottem
gamercat88: ggs
Orxolon: Hahahaha
ztghostie: Could've thought seized yourself for maximum self killing
niccus: you gave it green, it gave you green
thanzo:
GG 
LRRbot: Taii Wakeen, Perfect Shot [RW] | Legendary Creature β Human Mercenary [2/3] | Whenever a source you control deals noncombat damage to a creature equal to that creature's toughness, draw a card. / {X}, {T}: If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to a permanent or player this turn, it deals that much damage plus X instead.
LRRbot: Deadeye Duelist [1R] | Creature β Human Assassin [1/3] | Reach / {1}, {T}: Deadeye Duelist deals 1 damage to target opponent.
squ3e: Now this is the go home early club
jaimeblacken: works with the deserts too
circusofkirkus: I got hit with that at prerelease
Badchop: Oh I have to play some of this now
Badchop: That's rad.
Orxolon: Wheeler what was your out in the 1st match?
KWardJenx: Now that was some good, efficient magic.
Bugberry: Taii is tricky to use on Arena since you need full control on every time.
Orxolon: The villanous wealth?
MegaDosX:
James, come on
SirPlumpy: and this is why I dropped yugioh
SirPlumpy: too many words
DoodlestheGreat: "Too many words."
powerflapjack: ok, i'm on james' side
Orxolon: Tl dr
powerflapjack: prairie dog is goated
Badchop: o7
DoodlestheGreat: See you later, Adam! James!
trebuchetboy: Im going somewhere no one snitch
Badchop: we've got your back
Orxolon: Now i Will never know what was Wheeler out in the first match π
LoadingReadyRun:
Hot take: If Leonin are creature type cat and Loxodon are elephants, Minotaurs should be cows π€
Orxolon: Oh,btw,For years i watched LRR on YouTube i started Twitching after watching roadquest,can anyone tell me what was before Giant Circle's road Quest soundtrack in the breaks?
Badchop: I mean, that sounds right to me
Orxolon: @loadingreadyrun agreed
LRRbot: Prickly Pair [2R] | Creature β Plant Mercenary [2/2] | When Prickly Pair enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery."
thecampingviking: Love this version of the theme song
tapdancingbeavers: And humans should be apes
Diabore: did we usually do breaks before roadquest? i cant remember
trebuchetboy: @tapdancingbeavers That is a fiasco waiting to happen
Diabore: its been (checks notes) 7 years
LRRbot: Getaway Glamer [W] | Instant | Spree / + {1} β Exile target nontoken creature. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step. / + {2} β Destroy target creature if no other creature has greater power.
Texan_Reverend: I can get behind that, Paul. @LoadingReadyRun
Orxolon: And unicorn and Pegasuses Horse
Texan_Reverend: Maybe they have both creature types.
LoadingReadyRun: @Orxolon the break music was initially other BGC music. we just added RQ to the rotation when that series finished
Orxolon: Thanks!
niccus: every set we drift farther away from canine unification
tapdancingbeavers: @trebuchetboy Haha, yeah, not something I think should actually be done.
trebuchetboy: @tapdancingbeavers Now a tap dancing beaver is a card I could get behind
Orxolon: The "Anubis looking" cratures in amonketh were dogs
trebuchetboy: oh ok Ben
SirPlumpy: i was gonna laugh if Ben was still first
Fruan: Somehow the Table Friend won the die roll
frank_the_great: Thank you, Ben. It is great to be here. I hope all is well
LRRbot: Inventive Wingsmith [2W] | Creature β Dwarf Artificer [2/4] | At the beginning of your end step, if you haven't cast a spell from your hand this turn and Inventive Wingsmith doesn't have a flying counter on it, put a flying counter on it.
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GredGredmansson: Derivative Wingsmith
DoodlestheGreat: "Let's just copy what he's doing."
LRRbot: Tyrant's Scorn [UB] | Instant | Choose one β / β’ Destroy target creature with mana value 3 or less. / β’ Return target creature to its owner's hand.
salamisuperstar: Flying if you DON'T do the thingy
hidingbox: It could probably be comparatively inventive
LRRbot: Loan Shark [3U] | Creature β Shark Rogue [3/4] | When Loan Shark enters the battlefield, if you've cast two or more spells this turn, draw a card. / Plot {3}{U}
SirPlumpy: god that loan shark art makes me laugh every time
plaidanddrpepper: friend shaped
RatherLargeToad: Candygram
LRRbot: Plan the Heist [2UU] | Sorcery | Surveil 3 if you have no cards in hand. Then draw three cards. / Plot {3}{U}
LRRbot: Geyser Drake [2U] | Creature β Drake [2/3] | Flying / As long as it's not your turn, spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Silver_Drgn: just looking at Graham's mana it looks like he is playing blue white....these lands all look the same
lupine_volt: Narratively speaking though if you plan a heist that heist is going to go off the rails. Otherwise its just repeating yourself
niccus: not many guys are drake
frank_the_great: Drake is just some guy
frank_the_great: We're deep into the vod, they can't make you un-say it
LRRbot: Raven of Fell Omens [1B] | Creature β Bird [1/2] | Flying / Whenever you commit a crime, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Diabore: i draw a card, as my right, and i sock you in the teeth, with my left
LRRbot: Nurturing Pixie [W] | Creature β Faerie Rogue [1/1] | Flying / When Nurturing Pixie enters the battlefield, return up to one target non-Faerie, nonland permanent you control to its owner's hand. If a permanent was returned this way, put a +1/+1 counter on Nurturing Pixie.
Serivus: what are the swamps that Graham is running?
LRRbot: Loan Shark [3U] | Creature β Shark Rogue [3/4] | When Loan Shark enters the battlefield, if you've cast two or more spells this turn, draw a card. / Plot {3}{U}
LRRbot: Three Steps Ahead [U] | Instant | Spree / + {1}{U} β Counter target spell. / + {3} β Create a token that's a copy of target artifact or creature you control. / + {2} β Draw two cards, then discard a card.
McMenno: too much value
Diabore: @Serivus the lost caverns of ixalan full arts
Mattmitchell45: @frank_the_great Kendrick has been proving that lately
Serivus: @Diabore Thanks! I don't think I saw those
LRRbot: Jace Reawakened [UU] | Legendary Planeswalker β Jace [3] | You can't cast this spell during your first, second, or third turns of the game. / [+1]: Draw a card, then discard a card. / [+1]: You may exile a nonland card with mana value 3 or less from your hand. If you do, it becomes plotted. / [β6]: Until end of turn, whenever you cast a spell, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.
frank_the_great: Wait, what turn is it?
GreatGodOm: Calling Wheeler's pun a crime is a bit harsh, Graham.
Diabore: @frank_the_great 6, as graham has 6 lands
Silver_Drgn: So this is Eepy Jace
Chartle: man those swamps are very blue
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thanzo: Jace, Who Goes Honk Shoo
LRRbot: Deepmuck Desperado [2U] | Creature β Homarid Mercenary [2/4] | Whenever you commit a crime, each opponent mills three cards. This ability triggers only once each turn.
powerflapjack: Homarids REPRESENT
LRRbot: Forlorn Flats | Land β Desert | Forlorn Flats enters the battlefield tapped. / When Forlorn Flats enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
smertmonkey: It is no longer summoning sickness, it is all eepy now
LRRbot: Seize the Secrets [2U] | Sorcery | This spell costs {1} less to cast if you've committed a crime this turn. / Draw two cards.
trebuchetboy: Chat help I am losing the ...plot PepePls
CommanderPulsar: It's in the Hole.
itsr67: flatlined
Kevin_sechrist: Seize should cost 3, but only 3 land are tapped
LRRbot: Bovine Intervention [1W] | Instant | Destroy target artifact or creature. Its controller creates a 2/2 white Ox creature token.
GreatGodOm: Hey, Cam has a card with Jace on it too!
Kevin_sechrist: And cam put a tap land in play
tehfewl: Wait, That's illegal
LRRbot: This Town Ain't Big Enough [4U] | Instant | This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a permanent you control. / Return up to two target nonland permanents to their owners' hands.
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Orxolon: Shouldn't have the raven drained one?
Orxolon: Maybe i missed it
LRRbot: Raven of Fell Omens [1B] | Creature β Bird [1/2] | Flying / Whenever you commit a crime, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. This ability triggers only once each turn.
LRRbot: Deepmuck Desperado [2U] | Creature β Homarid Mercenary [2/4] | Whenever you commit a crime, each opponent mills three cards. This ability triggers only once each turn.
CommanderPulsar: It was in the process of being an ox, but the town wasn't big enough for an ox.
LRRbot: Geyser Drake [2U] | Creature β Drake [2/3] | Flying / As long as it's not your turn, spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
tehfewl: the same deviled egg
LRRbot: Desert's Due [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets β2/β2 until end of turn. It gets an additional β1/β1 until end of turn for each Desert you control.
LRRbot: Outlaw Medic [1W] | Creature β Human Rogue [1/3] | Lifelink / When Outlaw Medic dies, draw a card.
LRRbot: Shepherd of the Clouds [4W] | Creature β Pegasus [4/3] | Flying, vigilance / When Shepherd of the Clouds enters the battlefield, return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to your hand. Return that card to the battlefield instead if you control a Mount.
LRRbot: Nimble Brigand [2U] | Creature β Human Rogue [1/3] | Nimble Brigand can't be blocked if you've committed a crime this turn. / Whenever Nimble Brigand deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
trebuchetboy: Insane mill
MegaDosX: Gesundheit
Orxolon: Salud
niccus: are you sure it's not already creatable
Orxolon: Provecho
Bruceski: And one clip of Ian sitting on himself mixed into the playlist.
shurtal: This or That: Stock Audio, or LRR member
RatherLargeToad: burbs randomly interrupted by Ian sound
ztghostie: do the commodore hustle theme but with a burp choir
Diabore: clips and have the belchers as the panel
KaleidoscopeMind: "sorry"
LRRbot: Marauding Sphinx [3UU] | Creature β Sphinx Rogue [3/5] | Flying, vigilance, ward {2} / Whenever you commit a crime, surveil 2. This ability triggers only once each turn.
GredGredmansson: I don't know why, but I'm reminded of the Vox Machina series and how Grog's belch in episode 1 is actually done by Keyleth's VA
GreatGodOm: I hear that Goblin char belcher is strong in the burp meta.
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
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korvys: Did any LRR-folk work on this set?
SirPlumpy: @GredGredmansson that's a great one
Diabore: @korvys they have said no
Diabore: sadly
hidingbox: We should kill the batman
LRRbot: Djinn of Fool's Fall [4U] | Creature β Djinn [4/3] | Flying / Plot {3}{U}
LRRbot: Forlorn Flats | Land β Desert | Forlorn Flats enters the battlefield tapped. / When Forlorn Flats enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
tehfewl: crime
loufghyslaufey: )
LRRbot: Repulse [2U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Draw a card.
Bugberry: fool's fell falling on the forlorn flats
LRRbot: Seize the Secrets [2U] | Sorcery | This spell costs {1} less to cast if you've committed a crime this turn. / Draw two cards.
LRRbot: Holy Cow [2W] | Creature β Ox Angel [2/2] | Flash / Flying / When Holy Cow enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life and scry 1.
RatherLargeToad: Santa vaca!
Chartle: lot of blue on those swamps too
Cptasparagus: and the swamp looks like an island
Silver_Drgn: The islands look like plains and the swamps look like islands
tehfewl: too much blue on the mountains
ztghostie: there's a lot of black on the forests too
carbonoid12: and the snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
Diabore: always draws, unblockable crime
Dog_of_Myth:
LRRbot: Geyser Drake [2U] | Creature β Drake [2/3] | Flying / As long as it's not your turn, spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
thanzo: this geyser drake really loves making entrances
superdude097: Wait, those are Swamps? They're so blue they look like Islands!
noisyblizzard:
why didn't cam play his jace to get through all those lands?
Orxolon: Wow you can feel the difference in pacing after Two Boros watching esper vs dimir
LRRbot: Blacksnag Buzzard [2B] | Creature β Bird [2/1] | Flying / Blacksnag Buzzard enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it if a creature died this turn. / Plot {1}{B}
jaimeblacken: what did cameron draw
noisyblizzard: island
loufghyslaufey: Jace was around?
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thanzo: congrats on being an outlier?
Orxolon: Hahhaha
zombub: Do you think Jace has ever or would ever high five someone
loufghyslaufey: no
GredGredmansson: @zombub depends on your definition of "high five"
Orxolon: Heard it,so good
Reyyan1395: That was a great episode of TTC
EricTheOrange: I know nothing about the lore but Jace seems like an insufferable git.
Bugberry: @zombub Gideon probably.
MegaDosX: She was the author of the two epilogue chapters of Thunder Junction which was all Jace and Vraska
loufghyslaufey: Unless he sincerely despised them & they managed to 1UP him like that one comic between Iron Man & Stephen Strange.
Bugberry: Lots of us are pissy little shrimps
GredGredmansson: @EricTheOrange congratulations, you share the same opinion of everyone who knows nothing about the lore
Orxolon: Hahahaha
powerflapjack: i do like that Jace showed up at the end of the Cowboy Bebop crossover, credited as director
Mattmitchell45: Jace Your Cares Away
niccus: "pissy little shrimp" was also the big draw though, so it'll be the same episode
MegaDosX: There's a lot of hateable characters in Magic, tbh >_>
jaimeblacken: that's not an island
tehfewl: thats a plains
tehfewl: wait
jaimeblacken: that's not a plains
Bugberry: @MegaDosX I call them painfully relatable.
LRRbot: Duelist of the Mind [1U] | Creature β Human Advisor [*/3] | Flying, vigilance / Duelist of the Mind's power is equal to the number of cards you've drawn this turn. / Whenever you commit a crime, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
trebuchetboy: Jace- A man
GredGredmansson: the universe is in balance once more
niccus: it's stochastically correct
Orxolon: LRR invites you to this debate,draw your own conclusions
BartholemewTheKitten: The mind games
MegaDosX: @Bugberry Often relatable, always hateable
hidingbox: In the interest of balance, LoadingReadyRun is enforced by Wizards of the Coast to provided balanced content with regards to its IP characters.
Orxolon: Nathan,are you flying?
korvys: Jace is the Roman Reigns of Magic. Actually fine, and the hate isn't is fault, he was just overexposed early on.
LRRbot: Intimidation Campaign [1UB] | Enchantment | When Intimidation Campaign enters the battlefield, each opponent loses 1 life, you gain 1 life, and you draw a card. / Whenever you commit a crime, you may return Intimidation Campaign to its owner's hand.
MegaDosX: Oh man this thing
Gekyouryuu: what's a Teuer and why do we care about Nathan's Teuer?
Orxolon: Yessssss
dougma: LOVE that card
niccus: a two-hour stream of jtms getting countered again and again
MegaDosX: It's the new card in the Dovin's Acuity - Disinformation Campaign supercycle
tehfewl: 4?
tehfewl: what are people doing on arena
Orxolon: 4
CypherRaze: and at one point, you had all four in your hand
GredGredmansson: well that certainly counts as disinformation
LRRbot: Holy Cow [2W] | Creature β Ox Angel [2/2] | Flash / Flying / When Holy Cow enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life and scry 1.
brainbosh: Intimidation campaign is one of the powerful cards in this limited set
Bugberry: You also had to discard one to hand size
LRRbot: Outlaw Medic [1W] | Creature β Human Rogue [1/3] | Lifelink / When Outlaw Medic dies, draw a card.
Orxolon: "Re grew my Two"
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Chartle: he has wings
MegaDosX: He has spectral wings in the art
LRRbot: Duelist of the Mind [1U] | Creature β Human Advisor [*/3] | Flying, vigilance / Duelist of the Mind's power is equal to the number of cards you've drawn this turn. / Whenever you commit a crime, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
tehfewl: hes hovering a bit
MegaDosX: Look above his shoulders
Mattmitchell45: Get that Duelist of the Mind to a Hotdog Eating Contest
Bugberry: 2 mana x/3 flying vigilance
Chartle: the wings are made of magic
Pharmacistjudge:
TheAwkes: Duelist is a big goober.
niccus: he's a duelist of the mind, he's winning when you overthink this
betweenmyself:
Heβs descending a stairway from heaven. 
tehfewl: he is a powerful wizard
Jmonkey49: Are these wings or representation of wings?
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
LRRbot: Jace Reawakened [UU] | Legendary Planeswalker β Jace [3] | You can't cast this spell during your first, second, or third turns of the game. / [+1]: Draw a card, then discard a card. / [+1]: You may exile a nonland card with mana value 3 or less from your hand. If you do, it becomes plotted. / [β6]: Until end of turn, whenever you cast a spell, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Rogue_07: Embrace the Jace
LRRbot: Nimble Brigand [2U] | Creature β Human Rogue [1/3] | Nimble Brigand can't be blocked if you've committed a crime this turn. / Whenever Nimble Brigand deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
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Orxolon: If i EVER can make myself a Magic card i would be so scared of the incoming jokes
LRRbot: Failed Fording [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If you control a Desert, surveil 1.
tehfewl: Crime
tehfewl: (i'm not trying to remind them, i just like saying Crime)
LRRbot: Desert's Due [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets β2/β2 until end of turn. It gets an additional β1/β1 until end of turn for each Desert you control.
LRRbot: Wrangler of the Damned [3WU] | Creature β Human Soldier [1/4] | Flash / At the beginning of your end step, if you haven't cast a spell from your hand this turn, create a 2/2 white Spirit creature token with flying.
Mattmitchell45: Must be the jeans
LRRbot: Intimidation Campaign [1UB] | Enchantment | When Intimidation Campaign enters the battlefield, each opponent loses 1 life, you gain 1 life, and you draw a card. / Whenever you commit a crime, you may return Intimidation Campaign to its owner's hand.
Bugberry: Lots of flash in this set for the UW theme.
Bugberry: Dredge
jimmethjambo: Dredge
GredGredmansson: Prosper?
zombub: Every commander deck ever?
jaimeblacken: Prosper
McMenno: Affinity
Bugberry: Anything vaguely graveyard oriented.
GredGredmansson: Feather?
protojman:
from the commander side Prossh
Silver_Drgn: But does it go in Aristocrats?
LRRbot: Duelist of the Mind [1U] | Creature β Human Advisor [*/3] | Flying, vigilance / Duelist of the Mind's power is equal to the number of cards you've drawn this turn. / Whenever you commit a crime, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Pharmacistjudge: I am thinking of making a "Campaign" deck. You get a Disinformation Campaign, and Intimidation Campaign and Dovin's Acuity...which is a campaign in hidden form
squ3e: Its how he won, craziest shit Ive ever seen
Orxolon: Riders of the storm
Orxolon: LRR style
Orxolon: Hahahaha
Rogue_07: Ride-LRRs on the Storm, surely
adambomb625: @Pharmacistjudge The sphinx in this set seems good for that, as it surveils when you commit a crime to hit two at once
SirPlumpy: wait, we are playing magic?
SirPlumpy: where's the rabbots?
CommanderPulsar: "Duelist of the Mind, dun de dun de dun..."
GredGredmansson: the other one has flying, Jem Lightfoote
Bugberry: !card Jem Lightfoote
LRRbot: Jem Lightfoote, Sky Explorer [2WU] | Legendary Creature β Human Scout [3/3] | Flying, vigilance / At the beginning of your end step, if you haven't cast a spell from your hand this turn, draw a card.
LRRbot: Shepherd of the Clouds [4W] | Creature β Pegasus [4/3] | Flying, vigilance / When Shepherd of the Clouds enters the battlefield, return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to your hand. Return that card to the battlefield instead if you control a Mount.
Rogue_07: Wrex of the Clouds is better
Diabore: more like shepherd of the cows
LRRbot: Phantom Interference [U] | Instant | Spree / + {3} β Create a 2/2 white Spirit creature token with flying. / + {1} β Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}.
betweenmyself: I prefer that one song, how does it goβ¦ βI only wanted to see you dancing in the purple people eaterβ¦ Purple people eater, purple people eater!β
Diabore: graham has crimed
jaydobbleyou: I think LRR is cool and they are good for the world
Pharmacistjudge:
GredGredmansson: @Pharmacistjudge thanks Mills Lane
LRRbot: Intimidation Campaign [1UB] | Enchantment | When Intimidation Campaign enters the battlefield, each opponent loses 1 life, you gain 1 life, and you draw a card. / Whenever you commit a crime, you may return Intimidation Campaign to its owner's hand.
Pharmacistjudge: if it crimed on its own that would loop itself
Diabore: god if intimidation campaign crimed by itself?
GredGredmansson: gosh if intimidation campaign immediately bounced itself that would be hecka annoying
Mr_Horrible: They say "Cameron" on one side and "don't" on the other
CommanderPulsar: Dehydration Campaign returns to hand.
Bugberry: !card dehydrate
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
EricTheOrange: please graham, keep in charterer, a sarsaparilla
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Bugberry: Tequilla
CommanderPulsar: "Beer."
MegaDosX: Sasparilla
Silver_Drgn: whiskey
thanzo: dihada dehydrate
Gaelan_Maestro: cowboys drink sasperilla
62MGcobra: they drink XXXX
MegaDosX: @thanzo Now that's a brand I wouldn't trust
niccus: apparently mostly rum/whiskey and cider
powerflapjack: give me a milk. CHOCOLATE.
Bugberry: Scorpion Mezcal
Orxolon: They drinked Bourbon according to mythos
LRRbot: Repulse [2U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Draw a card.
Jmonkey49: @erictheorange Ill have you know Sioux City makes Root Beer and Sarsaparillas
thanzo: @MegaDosX definitely a potent potable
Cptasparagus: patrick sullivan was in bone thugz?
Diabore: how many cards does graham have left?
EricTheOrange: @Jmonkey49 is their a difference, i thought they were words for the same thing
LRRbot: Raven of Fell Omens [1B] | Creature β Bird [1/2] | Flying / Whenever you commit a crime, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Mattmitchell45: Nathan finally earned his wings
Jmonkey49: @erictheorange different ingredients and country of origin
GredGredmansson: steuer count is at 3
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Orxolon: Uuuuuhhhhh
thanzo: nathan goin' west, into the sunset
Pharmacistjudge: Nathan has been banned from all social media
trebuchetboy: Hate to break it to you chat but we might not be going home on time
MrPipboy3000: Graham drafted 40 cards and he wants to see ALL of them
LRRbot: Harrier Strix [U] | Creature β Bird [1/1] | Flying / When Harrier Strix enters the battlefield, tap target permanent. / {2}{U}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
GredGredmansson: BIRD LAW
tehfewl: Crime bird
CommanderPulsar: Did Cam get pinged by the Raven from Intimidation Campaign?
powerflapjack: nibbly brigand
Orxolon: So,path to Exile cancelled Nathan?
NewtyNewts: Nibble Girband
trebuchetboy: @CommanderPulsar Not a crime
Diabore: @CommanderPulsar campaign does not crime
GredGredmansson: @CommanderPulsar intimidation campaign does not crime
Jmonkey49: Nibble Gibble
GredGredmansson: it would be busted if it did
Chartle: like 15 bucks
Pharmacistjudge: wow, that was a US dollar
Dread_Pirate_Westley: He said dollarS
thanzo: the nimbler, sung to the tune of the wanderer
EricTheOrange: why does wheeler have american money?
GredGredmansson: oh wait that's BORDERLESS Jace
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MrPipboy3000: Thats like $13 Canadian
GredGredmansson: right now that's sitting at 20
Diabore: @GredGredmansson sure is
CommanderPulsar: Right! "Just" damage to the face. Not a crime.
powerflapjack: lmao
NewtyNewts: They're paper pennies
adept_nekomancer: I mean, that's a fair point. They really should be coins.
hidingbox: Its like pennies
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Coins are terrible. They should be eliminated altogether.
thraximore:
GredGredmansson: As if you fellow american's haven't ever saved Canadian Quarters before
Gekyouryuu: my favorite thing is the combo of play jace, equip luxior, use Cauldron to put a counter on Jace by exiling a mount, and have Vraska saddle Jace
PMAvers: Hey, pennies have a purpose. To be turned into tokens.
Nukified: we want our $1s back, thanks
jimmethjambo: New bit: Give LRR 1$ bills when we meet them
Mattmitchell45: Hey, we can't even get rid of Pennies
MrPipboy3000: We are, just not about the dollars
powerflapjack: @Gekyouryuu happy international women's day
zombub: I can't believe $1 is only worth 20c these days
MegaDosX: @Gekyouryuu Lewd and flavourful
Jmonkey49: Ha Americans feeling shame
NotCainNorAbel:
could be walking around with 7lbs of coins
Pharmacistjudge: Remarkably when I visited Victoria for a week, I never touched any plastic money the whole time.
baskwalla: Oh, we are
LRRbot: Desert's Due [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets β2/β2 until end of turn. It gets an additional β1/β1 until end of turn for each Desert you control.
LRRbot: Nimble Brigand [2U] | Creature β Human Rogue [1/3] | Nimble Brigand can't be blocked if you've committed a crime this turn. / Whenever Nimble Brigand deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
SeaDiegoFC: I'll be popping over to Victoria for the day tomorrow to hit up Zwanze Day for any of you beer nerds out there
Rootpotato: next monday
GreatGodOm: Can u get... brigande?
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Diabore:
thanzo: next monday???
Rootpotato: well it WORKED WHEELER
hidingbox: Its probably close enough
Rootpotato: YOU CRUSHED ME
MegaDosX: Wait what's on Monday? I was afk
Mattmitchell45: We're not prepared
McMenno: believing rootpotato? mfw
Earthenone: its a cowboy set, every episode is the sunset episode
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Probably Tuesday. Don't they do some stream on Tuesdays?
Bugberry: Will MH3 be on Arena? That will decide how much of that I play.
MegaDosX: @Bugberry Yes
DMGlol: it will
niccus: it's May 21, you have a month to breathe
MegaDosX: If you're talking MH3's spoiler season that starts next month
Pharmacistjudge: but it's already the 19th
niccus: May 21 previews, May 31 full gallery, June 7 prerelease
LRRbot: Lazav, Familiar Stranger [1UB] | Legendary Creature β Shapeshifter [1/4] | Whenever you commit a crime, put a +1/+1 counter on Lazav, Familiar Stranger. Then you may exile a card from a graveyard. If a creature card was exiled this way, you may have Lazav become a copy of that card until end of turn. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Silver_Drgn: Will Graham drain Cam first or deck himself.
Diabore: is it bad that mh3 spoilers starting next week is so believable that we all googled to check?
GredGredmansson: laying low
LRRbot: Deepmuck Desperado [2U] | Creature β Homarid Mercenary [2/4] | Whenever you commit a crime, each opponent mills three cards. This ability triggers only once each turn.
MegaDosX: This is the "everybody's here" set
MegaDosX: Lazav isn't even the weirdest character to show up
Pharmacistjudge: Lazav is part of the "Gatcha addition" part o the set
zombub: The token homarid, as opposed to the homarid token
LRRbot: Seize the Secrets [2U] | Sorcery | This spell costs {1} less to cast if you've committed a crime this turn. / Draw two cards.
powerflapjack: everybody is here: but nasty
niccus: lazav has been dropping rarity set to set, wait till we see common lazav
Bugberry: Lazav needs to be in the know. He is the one Ravnican that makes the most sense being here.
GredGredmansson: i sees a second secrets
frank_the_great: It's a bit weird that Jace pulled a Lazav, and Lazav is just chillin
LRRbot: Forlorn Flats | Land β Desert | Forlorn Flats enters the battlefield tapped. / When Forlorn Flats enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
MrPipboy3000: Cam trying to catch up and mill himself first
smertmonkey: we haven't seen baker on tv for a while now
Diabore: how are them secrets cam?
thanzo: I'm excited to see lazav in the interplanar racing set
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Diabore: @thanzo hes gonna be a car, calling it now
Bugberry: @frank_the_great You assume he's just chilling. That's what he wants you to think.
GredGredmansson: @thanzo he's driving the transforming car from Wacky Races
MegaDosX:
Gekyouryuu: Common Lawzav
Pharmacistjudge: common law Lazav?
Mattmitchell45: πππ
Lordofironstorm: Lazav has been common since his introduction. He is every person in Ravnica, after all
NewtyNewts: Ramirez Lazav
Pharmacistjudge: Lazav has been living my house the whole time, we are common law married.
powerflapjack: oh hey, cameron, you heard they made a new Ramirez de Pietro in Dominaria United?
zombub: Oh to be a dead gay shapeshifter, some people get all the luck
Jmonkey49: I smell a sitcom
GredGredmansson: Lazav saw all the Murders what be at Karlov Manor and decided he didn't want to be one of those'
Cptasparagus: lazav is the third wheel and the first wheel and the second wheel
MrPipboy3000: @zombub I used to play drums for Dead Gay Shapshifter back in college
jaimeblacken: JESUS
MegaDosX: Good lord Graham
Bugberry: With Omenpaths connecting Ravnica to a bunch of other planes, I automatically assume the Dimir have agents on as many planes as possible.
hidingbox: dead man walking
GredGredmansson: hold up i didn't see a Kindslaver resolve
powerflapjack: i can't believe lazav got my identity in the divorce
Pharmacistjudge:
SirPlumpy: Man, Graham is sure different since i tabbed out
NewtyNewts: This is you after 8 beers
Dog_of_Myth: Since the new set came out, Graham has been on a crime spree.
frank_the_great: G!, you look good, get a haircut?
squ3e: Graham, what sweeping changes to LRR would you like to announce right now on stream?
NewtyNewts: Just don't get Clubbed first
Bugberry: Reading lots of text doesn't mix with drinking.
adept_nekomancer: I thought it was club soda
korvys: They had clubbing
GredGredmansson: wait you're not Graham, you're...LAZAV!
distractfulilly: nah bring back Zima
Mattmitchell45: This is the Natural Extension of the Mindslaver from the Prerelease
Pharmacistjudge: does LRR still do clubbing?
Reyyan1395: He's toying? He had to use the bathroom so bad it was using 80% of his brainpower
trebuchetboy: My first drink was me getting Ice'd
Mattmitchell45: Does Wheeler know of the Clubbing?
Zenergy142: Graham was Lazav the whole Wheeler
Dog_of_Myth: @Pharmacistjudge Only for Subway.
Juliamon: Clubbing is over, Ashley won it
Cptasparagus: did you use the bidet?
Diabore: @Pharmacistjudge last i know of is nelly clubbing during a chitt chaff
Pharmacistjudge: oh yeah @Juliamon forgot that
GredGredmansson: !card Night Clubber
LRRbot: Night Clubber [1BB] | Creature β Human Warrior [2/2] | When Night Clubber enters the battlefield, creatures your opponents control get β1/β1 until end of turn. / Blitz {2}{B}
CommanderPulsar: "Thank you for Lazaving me, it's great to Me here."
zombub: @LRRbot This is what drinking club soda is like
frank_the_great: 10 years, to the day
GredGredmansson: oh gosh, less than a decade before Svedka becomes the #1 vodka
powerflapjack: is this before or after the TTC episode where you spend 90 minutes slagging Jace
trebuchetboy: Tbh Smirnoff Ice isn't that bad
Silver_Drgn: getting iced on a north 100
Pharmacistjudge: I am going to laugh if like "Spindrifting" someone becomes the next thing.
EricTheOrange: Ashley won Clubbing at her and Jamses wedding so we they haven't done it since
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @powerflapjack During
tehfewl: i remember reading a tweet that was basically Icing a cop who pulled you over for drinking and driving
Orxolon: *fixes glasses anime style*Akshually you have to start at 00 to drink all day
squ3e:
legendary
MegaDosX: Wow
Juliamon: No, the point is it's warm
Mattmitchell45: Yeeehaw
LRRbot: Tyrant's Scorn [UB] | Instant | Choose one β / β’ Destroy target creature with mana value 3 or less. / β’ Return target creature to its owner's hand.
Juliamon: it has to be as unpleasant as possible
LRRbot: Nurturing Pixie [W] | Creature β Faerie Rogue [1/1] | Flying / When Nurturing Pixie enters the battlefield, return up to one target non-Faerie, nonland permanent you control to its owner's hand. If a permanent was returned this way, put a +1/+1 counter on Nurturing Pixie.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You could destroy the spirit instead.
predrag11: It's truly Azover now
Lordofironstorm: Yee, and I cannot stress this enough, Haw
LRRbot: Geyser Drake [2U] | Creature β Drake [2/3] | Flying / As long as it's not your turn, spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
korvys: In 2011, a paper won an Ignoble Award for showing that some kinds of decision making abilities are improved when one needs to urinate.
Diabore: !card Lazav, Familiar Stranger
LRRbot: Lazav, Familiar Stranger [1UB] | Legendary Creature β Shapeshifter [1/4] | Whenever you commit a crime, put a +1/+1 counter on Lazav, Familiar Stranger. Then you may exile a card from a graveyard. If a creature card was exiled this way, you may have Lazav become a copy of that card until end of turn. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Orxolon: Blue version of beep beep
NotCainNorAbel: @korvys well now I know what I'll be reading later
NewtyNewts: Love the Ig Nobels
thanzo: ow me bones
GredGredmansson: any judges here, i played with Lazav and Deepmuck the other day and I can't target any of the milled cards with Lazav, right?
LRRbot: Outlaw Medic [1W] | Creature β Human Rogue [1/3] | Lifelink / When Outlaw Medic dies, draw a card.
Pharmacistjudge: lazav doesn't target
LRRbot: Djinn of Fool's Fall [4U] | Creature β Djinn [4/3] | Flying / Plot {3}{U}
LRRbot: Three Steps Ahead [U] | Instant | Spree / + {1}{U} β Counter target spell. / + {3} β Create a token that's a copy of target artifact or creature you control. / + {2} β Draw two cards, then discard a card.
GredGredmansson: @Pharmacistjudge oh he doesnt? that's really good to know for my sealed league
midnightcurryjazz: crime!
thanzo:
frank_the_great: 12
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Rootpotato: oh and if anyone cares MH3 spoilers dont start till 5/21 it took me a minute to find it
trebuchetboy: 12 beers?
smertmonkey: beer at work? sounds like winnning too me
Nouxatar: crimes!!!!!!!
Fruan: Oh hey, I won!
BatenicYork: I won!
SirPlumpy: WE DID
emberBecky:
SirPlumpy: WE CRIMED
Nukified: crime on crime violence was a treat
Dog_of_Myth: I had fun
Bugberry: @GredGredmansson doesn't say target. Just order the triggers so you mill then do the lazav thing. You only exile a creature as Lazav's ability resolves.
Diabore: jesus @Dog_of_Myth thats so many gift subs
Jmonkey49: Isn't this the same thing that happened at the "PPR" Graham commiting crimes against Cameron
Orxolon: YOU can Donate for beer today!
NotCainNorAbel:
500 - direct support is good
Dog_of_Myth: @Diabore It is. But I know there are others with more.
NewtyNewts: My Step!
Cptasparagus: face down lands up thats the way we like to tuck
Diabore: this was cameron but it is graham?
thanzo: !!!
McMenno: NOOOO!!!
Nouxatar: !!!!!
GredGredmansson: i have to say, every time I full send I say "we only know violence" thanks to you guys
Mattmitchell45: Paulzav
thanzo: thanks for an excellent stream
midnightcurryjazz: stacklands is awesome
SirPlumpy: oh there's more after signoff
Cptasparagus: @midnightcurryjazz this
SirPlumpy: i watch too much of this on YT lol
niccus: lands piloting
GredGredmansson: what cycle were the Stacklands first printed in?
MrQBear: loads of stacking
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NewtyNewts: Guest appearance of Serge?
Cptasparagus: Graham is an expert at stacking
Texan_Reverend: !schedule
tehfewl: long
GredGredmansson: its spread throughout the ENTIRE campaign
Orxolon: I would love to see the Final fantasy VIII card game in Is this your card
PMAvers: I mean he played Regular Pokemon on ITYC.
NewtyNewts: Love birbin'?
Pharmacistjudge: is love bird the sequel to Hatoful Boyfriend?
Diabore: oh right and alan wakes done
Diabore: more content warning!
KWardJenx: First take with Cam
Mattmitchell45: Heck Yes CONTENT WARNING
McMenno: lmao
Orxolon: Another round!?yeeeeeeyyyy
KWardJenx: Content Warning stream was great
frank_the_great: It's Lethal Company, but good
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Diabore: @frank_the_great lethal company is good for the first 4 hours
Mattmitchell45: You cut promos
NewtyNewts: Disc tapes
Juliamon: technically it's discs, but it's very handwavey magic anyway
frank_the_great: It was every run fr fr on god
Texan_Reverend: !prime
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Dog_of_Myth:
josh___something: look, YOU were responsible for clown extruder
Gekyouryuu: oh, have the LRR peeps seen the Cowboy Bebop stuff?
emberBecky:
Pharmacistjudge:
Dog_of_Myth:
Texan_Reverend: !discord
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KWardJenx: Thanks so much for the great evening.
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
Texan_Reverend: !mastodon
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MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
Orxolon: G night everyone
thanzo:
McMenno: byeee
Mattmitchell45: Goodnight Lazav
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