Rhythm Cafe || Love Birb

Metric_Furlong: I was assume that was more referring to the 'happy' part, but now you've mentioned it I'm now considering the time option
 TehAmelie: i don't observe time right now
 TehAmelie: but i think i deserve it
Invitare: I follow an Eternalist view of time
Invitare: so the passage of it is merely our perspective
Invitare: and the past and the future are both as real as the present
Invitare: therefore it's Tuesday today and you can't stop me
 TehAmelie: the author, soldier and LSD enthusiast Ernst Junger said, "the rush comes from an elemental urge to tread outside of time"
 TehAmelie: "the rush" meaning inebriation or any general intoxication
Metric_Furlong: @Invitare Rhythm Tuesday is eternal
 TehAmelie: hmm do i want a tattoo? and should it say "Violent and irrepressible miracle"?
SaxPython: 1) Not Sure 2) That's Rad!
 TehAmelie: i can just have it on my hand to remember it and not have to quote it at all times
 TehAmelie: it's such a fine quote and i don't want to overuse it
  Juliamon: the chocolate layer of the matzo crack was FINALLY cool enough for me to break it up and put it away
 TehAmelie: hooray?
  Juliamon: but only just barely, I have so much chocolate under my nails now
  Juliamon: feels gross
Invitare: wasting chocolate smh
  Juliamon: 
 Earthenone: !birrb
 TehAmelie: better than having something you shouldn't eat under your nails
SaxPython: The inverse of French Nails
 Earthenone: !birb
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RTwo28: Birb?
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 neogetz: Birb? Birb!
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DaxStrife: I love birb. I love lamp.
 LordZarano: Ooh I didn't have to refresh this time
 Earthenone: If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says 15 miles to the... Love birb! Love birbyeah
DaxStrife: @Earthenone ^That's a winner.
 LordZarano:   
 TehAmelie: my cousin has a pretty serious mysophobia focused on poop getting under fingernails. better wash your hands when you go to the bathroom, wherever you are, to make her feel better
DideRobot: LRR: Love is in the air, because that's where the Birds live. Join Heather and Ian for Love Birb on Rhythm Cafe! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/112311693123590832
RatherLargeToad: Why do birbs suddenly appear…?
 TehAmelie: (and to have clean hands i guess)
 jessieimproved: Twitch why u no tell me LRR was live 
 TehAmelie: it was pretty funny for me, i got a popup telling me the stream started while i was reading chat. but it didn't start
 jessieimproved: I was on Ian's bonus stream vod
 jessieimproved: My partner came in and was like "is that mass effect? is that yakuza?"
 iris_of_ether:   
DaxStrife: Hello!
 jessieimproved: beep boop
 TehAmelie: hiya
Invitare: Heather has been replaced by a robot
adept_nekomancer: Beeps, boops, bops...
 iris_of_ether: The Rhythm: It's Gonna Get Ya
 KharadBanar: wasn't it czech?
Invitare: learning? On this stream? It're more likely than you think
  Texan_Reverend: Good afternoon, Heather and Ian!
Metric_Furlong: remember: this is a house of lies
  Texan_Reverend: And hello, chatfolk.
 jessieimproved: always forward, never learning?
 Earthenone: this is not my beautiful weekend
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 KharadBanar: It's a bopcast, though
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nevermore913: Are we sure?
 iris_of_ether: I'm okay with this logic
adept_nekomancer: I mean, there is usually a game played.  It's not like this is Let's Nope.
nevermore913: Bird Cafe!
Metric_Furlong: we'll all find out
 LordZarano: Legally not a TV show (doesn't require me to pay for a TV licence)
Mollylele: Would be rude not to!
Invitare: you could play Raft or Terraria
 Mokkun: Me and the voices in my head.
 TehAmelie: Steam friends is a great way to see what people you haven't talked to for 20 years is playing
 betweenmyself: “only the occasional but of in-fighting”
  Texan_Reverend: Store?
 KharadBanar: "What music instrument do you play?" "I'm a repercussionist"
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DaxStrife: Cue the "Going to the Store" music.
Mollylele: Thankfully we aren't weird
 iris_of_ether: Also pants
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 BusTed: oh-ay-oh
  Texan_Reverend: Yeah, Becky wears pants.
  Texan_Reverend: Or a dress.
adept_nekomancer: (cue the "how would a horse wear pants" question)
115 raiders from jamietopples have joined!
nevermore913: Welcome raiders
SaxPython:   Raid
  Texan_Reverend: Just checked: Shere Khan wears pants to complete the suit.
 KharadBanar: I think we watched different Jungle Books
adept_nekomancer: This has got to be the most interesting point in the stream for raiders to jump in.
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/MiniatureDepressedPanAMPTropPunch-UiYd24oNC85I4r0H
  Juliamon: Welcome to Talespin Cafe
IceProphet:   
nevermore913: Not with that attitude you can't Ian
SaxPython: 
 SquareDotCube: Ian, if you want to wear leggings, just wear leggings. We don't know what's going on under the camera and don't want to
Metric_Furlong: stream's off to a strong start
adept_nekomancer: Can't turn the car around, butt is driving now
 LordZarano: !birb
  LRRbot: Stretch out your neck!
 Earthenone: speaking of submissions
 RatherLargeToad: Love Birb…with BBQ sauce
nevermore913: Are we sure this isn't a birb dating game?
 Earthenone: !rhythmcafe
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 PharaohBender27: A potentially evergreen clip for Rhythm Cafe: https://clips.twitch.tv/TangentialPrettyMangoRalpherZ-k0n4Oalc8-MnKZ96
 KharadBanar: Volume is fine
nevermore913: Good volume
 RatherLargeToad: seems adequate
 jessieimproved: promising as a rhythm game so far
 RatherLargeToad: Correct answer is always C
 KharadBanar: Open up the door, it's real
 Earthenone: !russel
 PharaohBender27: 
 RatherLargeToad: Literal Twitter
 PharaohBender27: !findquote Russell
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 CaptainSpam: Oh, so not Bird Bums.  That's... a different app.
adept_nekomancer: A regular crispy level of relationship
Metric_Furlong: oh, this *is* the hypothetical rhythm game dating sim
 PharaohBender27: 
Metric_Furlong: Ian
 MrQBear: Oh I had music playing in the background and didn't realize it and this game had a really weird soundtrack for a second. 
SaxPython: phew
offbeatwitch: egg!
 PharaohBender27: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 CaptainSpam: Your prize is... blood circulation!
Invitare: Ah, a warrior's drink!
 PharaohBender27: Oh dear
 gualdhar: oh no
Valhallan597: Seed Bunker 
Invitare: but penguins don't eat seeds...
 CaptainSpam: And this is where we learn the rhythm game has become an RTS out of nowhere.
BrightstormRising: Okay, this was background sound, but I just realized that Ian and Heather aren't improving, this is actual game text.
 PharaohBender27: They're of the Stalinist persuasion
  Sarah_Serinde: I was cooking during the first part of this and it was fun trying to guess whether it was improv or actually what the game was saying, earlier 
 Mokkun: I find that very very few games are good portrayals of any political or economic system.
BrightstormRising: This IS a very accurate portrayal of dating apps though.
novrdd: 
50keyz:  wow this game
 Mokkun: oof
 Thefluffiestguineapig: this is exactly my experience
 Thefluffiestguineapig: that’s not a joke
novrdd: Oh he's Italian 
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 Mokkun: 4 months is a ridiculously fast match rate if you're a guy.
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novrdd: 
DaxStrife: Oh no, he has autism.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Quad shot? for a woodpecker?????
novrdd: He has the social skill of a woodpecker. Oh wait.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dude, ADHD meds are probably cheaper than that level of caffeine self medication
novrdd: Highly agitated woodpecker
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, is that a band or ankle monitor?
 Mazrae: I wach thinking baby don't hurt me right before that popped up
novrdd: Parole 
 Earthenone: !sir
  LRRbot: IAN!
novrdd: 
novrdd: 
 Mischievous_Catgeist: !badadvice
  LRRbot: You look so cool when you throw rupees into the pool.
 Mazrae: So this is a rhythm birb dating sim
offbeatwitch: "what is with the fishpics?"
novrdd: He wants a business pitch in 5 mins 
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Invitare: but... no one is wearing clothes...
BlueChloroplast: W a o w
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 PharaohBender27: Oh shit, what if the cockatoo and the penguin run into each other . . .
offbeatwitch: the writing in this game is so good
novrdd: Stop being poor guys
 KharadBanar: just buy a house 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Earthenone: trash can adjacent
novrdd: 
artacuno53: windows noise
BlueChloroplast: 
novrdd: 
BlueChloroplast: 
 Mazrae: Kill that rich birb
adept_nekomancer: Is there a violence option?  I feel like that bird requires a violence option
 Earthenone: tits do come in pairs
 PharaohBender27: @adept_nekomancer Set them up on a date with the paranoid Communist penguin; they'll take each other out 
adept_nekomancer: @PharaohBender27 If that's not an option, it needs to be.
novrdd: #theaterkidinemophase
Metric_Furlong: ian
artacuno53: IAN
 Mazrae: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?
LoganAura: Well that was a sentence to walk in on
 jessieimproved: game is creating a mood
SaxPython: 
novrdd: 
 Mischievous_Catgeist:  
offbeatwitch: https://clips.twitch.tv/CarelessTastyGerbilDancingBanana-1hpnOnBdxWHeQG_T
 KharadBanar: 
 RealGamerCow: are these mourning doves?
 KharadBanar: they're goth tits
 Earthenone: hot topic?
SaxPython: 
 Earthenone: 
SaxPython: Are we winning?
kusinohki: meows
Sogheim: this is too close to real life online dating for comfort
offbeatwitch: oh my god they're called Melon Collie
kusinohki: is this game simply saying "dating is for the birds" ??
 Earthenone: i assume the dlc will add the bees
DaxStrife: Okay, I love these two birds.
 Earthenone: speaking of capitalism
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Having this on while trying to do a series of quizzes where I need a minimum score 4 times and boy does it make it hard that I need to use a lockdown browser and can't chat
  Juliamon: I love that the dialogue improv is indistinguishible from the real dialogue
  Sarah_Serinde: Yup 
SaxPython: @Juliamon 
DaxStrife: I wish Kathleen was here to sit in on this dating rhythm game.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As a female presenting person I can say the thing about 4 months being normal as a length of time for a male person to match, while women often get many matches in over a year of using apps i got a grand total of 2 matches who ended up wanting to meet me and I ended up needing to take a restraining order out on one
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And no, both were not men
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DaxStrife Or Jordynne,
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also this bird is either some kind of macaw or cockatoo and he can bully people into giving him many things because his beak can take off chunks of fingers, bone included
  Juliamon: ah, I see after Pianistic Ian has chosen EasyPianoGame
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon I think that is the correct response having seen that stream
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also apologies for my very real dating app bad stories, i will refrain in future. I know they can work (I have a pair of friends happily married who met on a dating app) but it is not a fun place for many of us
 RealGamerCow: Just because you say it works doesn't mean it works. 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WOW
  Juliamon: I would never want to use a dating app. It seems so miserable.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is a phrase "go on another [much smaller text] tutorial"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For me it must have an animal in it
 TehAmelie: i've used match dot com. It was miserable
 Mokkun: match dotcom is also 90+% bots
Eklinaar: I think it's telling that all the cis people I know who have used dating apps had a great time and all the trans people I know who used them had terrible times
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, those two I mentioned are the ONLY ONES I've ever known who didn't have an absolute horror show experience
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And they met on a dating app literal years ago
 RealGamerCow: 2 good 2 bad, 1 medium, 50%?
 TehAmelie: like the only people who ever messaged me, a trans lesbian, were women looking to hook their boyfriends up with a threesome
Snowcookies: dude...
 jessieimproved: this game gets real
 TehAmelie: Finch, more like Flinch am i right
Snowcookies: lol
  Juliamon: hot relief
Mollylele: hollow bones, full heart, can't lose
 pn55: 
Mollylele: more cafe than rhythm there
 inconsideratehat: 
 Mokkun: this requires that you know people
 TehAmelie: Incompetech is a good name
CaptainCoriale: I love the friends to lovers trope
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think Ben would appreciate the idea of an ace person still being able to have a relationship
 TehAmelie: am i hearing a copyright friendly version of the Beverly Hills Cop theme?
 TehAmelie: well, it's gone now
 RealGamerCow: Frigatebirds are BIG
 TehAmelie: i shouldn't be surprised they're really called Magnificent frigatebirds
 RatherLargeToad: 
 inconsideratehat: LOL
 TehAmelie: can we change our name to exceptional humans?
 RealGamerCow: anarchist?
 RealGamerCow: oh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Me neither, I think they are trying to smash a bunch of radical things into one character and it doesn't quite gel as a whole
 RealGamerCow: and his shoulder tattoo is anarchist symbol-adjacent
 inconsideratehat: OHHHH Dorian GRAIN  XD
CaptainCoriale: oh NO
 TehAmelie: hmm there should be a bird version of The Picture of Dorian Gray where various bird species see different things in the painting because of how their eyes work
 TehAmelie: pigeons can see ultraviolet, maybe it'll look like those x-rays of paintings showing other earlier paintings underneath
 TehAmelie: a peacock mantis shrimp getting in there just cause of some confusion over its name, so it can see all the colors
 Mokkun: everyone of these birbs is like a caricature of someone's idea of someone else's caricature.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mokkun That's a great way to characterize the almost uncanny valley-ness of their personalities
 RealGamerCow: like the spider/candy game?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @inconsideratehat Flamingos, pigeons and one other species (some kind of petrol or albatross?) make crop milk
 TehAmelie: it's got to be a bad fishing date if you actually do great at fishing, huh
 dzee_szed: @TehAmelie Like Netflix and chill where you get really really into the movie?
 TehAmelie: right
 TehAmelie: or you take a date bowling and you're Jesus from The Big Lebowski
 dzee_szed: heh
 dzee_szed: wait, the honeymoon is in five years?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If he was more obviously kinky and not just a weirdo control guy (feeding and age play are all real things but not the way he is executing them without informed consent) him asking for references is actually smart
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also this guy is clearly having an affair Ian, good call
 dzee_szed: wait, so did the birds actually bang or did they just RP around the pond all night
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: WOOOOOW
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The Kathleen wow emote was not strong enough for that
CaptainCoriale: The fact that Finch's mom died trying to resurrect his dad with black magic was a hell of a chaser
 RealGamerCow: You want to take that again?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 RatherLargeToad: Two birbs with one stream
 pn55:  
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 RealGamerCow: this game really heckd both of you up
  Sarah_Serinde: Heather said that one first 
Snowcookies: ty for the stream
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 Mokkun: thanks for the memories
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SaxPython:   
  Sarah_Serinde: I do not
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian, that would normally trigger all caps but it pales in comparison to that last bird
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Get the COVID wipes!!!!
BlackIsis: oh boy
 RealGamerCow: is that just a big kazoo?
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BlackIsis: stay a while...stay FOREVER
 NotCainNorAbel: oh no, ran our of bits 
 NotCainNorAbel: out
BlackIsis: Man, it looks like I missed a wild game
  Juliamon: It was a lot, and not necessarily in a bad way
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