Rhythm Cafe || HeadBangers~!

   LoadingReadyRun: Ian's out of the office today so I'm changing the game from the schedule...
 Earthenone: no ian, means you can sneak in a birb game 
  r10pez10: !heather
 Earthenone: 
 TehAmelie: it's alive! something's happening!
 TehAmelie: wait
 Its_VeeBot: Hot... bird?
 kusinohki: meows
 TehAmelie: Hatoful Boyfriend is back?
 GhostValv: D:
 ShaneLeeAtk: Molly!
  Juliamon: SURPRISE
  Sarah_Serinde: Strict upgrade though
  Sarah_Serinde: Hi Molly!
 HasturTheYellow: AY
 HasturTheYellow: Let's Go
 TehAmelie: hi Heather! and Molly!
 Its_VeeBot: Hello!
AussieBrainDoc: Hi to you both!!!
 Its_VeeBot: !telljames
SaxPython:   
 shurtal: #don'ttelljamesonlyblamehim
AussieBrainDoc: Power vacuum doesnt exist if you were always in charge 
 ArdCollider: I actually stole Ian. he’s in the grocery store with wedge_x. 🤣
TopHatPeezy: I'm just home from a gig, so defo up for some head bangers
CAKHost: Hello everyone!
 NewtyNewts: Hat OR hair?!
 kusinohki: no hat made of hair??
SaxPython: 
nevermore913: That's not Ian
CAKHost: Would wigs count as a hat made of hair?
 NewtyNewts: @kusinohki Must still be in that museum
SaxPython: 
 NewtyNewts: It's chest hair, it's not between his legs after all
AussieBrainDoc: Power move
nevermore913: Heather doesnt care about us
BalthusHomewood: I like the fact that the characters they just created are not in fact the avatars of the game, but are playing a game 😅
 TehAmelie: is this Frog Fractions 3?
 RealGamerCow: Have we seen anything new yet?
 jubale1: it’s that runner game but different
  Juliamon: Also headbutt
 TehAmelie: a leg sweep sort of headbutt
TopHatPeezy: the power squat
 TehAmelie: i guess we have two heads
 NewtyNewts: Or maybe that's a kick?
nevermore913: Why don't they have arms?
SaxPython:   
 Earthenone: !findquote tentacles
  LRRbot: Quote #3000: "its tentacle time with Paul" —GapFiller [2016-07-16]
nevermore913: Tentacles would be useful
 TehAmelie: if i had tentacles for arms they better give me eight of them
3and4fifths: How would you play ukes with tentacles?
 kusinohki: I think I'll take 4 legs and a pretensile tail...
nevermore913: I've always wanted a useful taikt
nevermore913: *tail
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 Dog_of_Myth: Oh snap, Molly is here!
 PharaohBender27 tunes and goes "Molly!?!?!?"
 PharaohBender27: *tunes in
 NewtyNewts: Hard to interrupt the music, right?
 Earthenone: sounds like just shapes and beats
 Its_VeeBot: 
 TehAmelie: !findquote butts
  LRRbot: Quote #4270: "Oh  I forgot that they have butts." —Ian [2017-06-10]
 HasturTheYellow: That's a big duck at 530cm
 TehAmelie: ha, Ian is still with us in spirit
nevermore913: Elongating your neck to get more bread
 definenull: And if you lose you 'splode
 TehAmelie: like Ms Smilla's sense for snow, Heather has a sense for dolphin leaps apparently
 Earthenone: we also need more robots at the olympics to have someone to root for
BrightstormRising: Somebody remember to clip that and send it to Graham for the next LRRimpics.
 Earthenone: !time
  LRRbot: Current moonbase time:  4:20 PM
SaxPython: Was this the game with the ghost archery? Or was that a rhythm heaven?
  Juliamon: SaxPython Rhythm Heaven
SaxPython: 
  Juliamon: This one only has the dolphin
 TehAmelie: i'm not sure what we're doing, turning a record into a hole punch card?
 NewtyNewts: Third!
SaxPython: Clap clap clap
 Earthenone: we lost to radiohead
nevermore913: Bronze metal is solid
 NewtyNewts: Released October 31
  r10pez10: !birb
  LRRbot: CAW CAW!
  Juliamon: FINALLY
SaxPython: Re: Looking like an NPC// I really enjoyed the Ryan Reynolds as Blue Shirt Guy in the movie Free Guy
  r10pez10: this game looks great lmao
 Earthenone: 22 perfects@
 NewtyNewts: 22 perfects!
 Earthenone: we will have our lewd pidgeon
  r10pez10: oh it's an elim game
Bruceski: Y'all saw it as a final round once, and nobody was prepared for the Play being on the beat instead of befoere it so everyone was immediately KOed
  Juliamon: r10pez10 it's like Fall Guys
SaxPython: Oh no the rings
  r10pez10: i wish it would just let you finish the song until you break it
 Earthenone: Takeshi's Coo-stle
 RealGamerCow: COW
  r10pez10: this is wild
 RealGamerCow: Molly's face is an experience
 definenull: The backing track is very good too
  r10pez10: someone out here getting 100%s
SaxPython: Yo!
nevermore913: This seems impossible
 NewtyNewts: That one seems TOUGH
 definenull: 
 Its_VeeBot: Molly is regretting every one of her life choices
nevermore913: Get that bread
 TehAmelie: you never wished for rocket legs?
 Its_VeeBot: "I have bad news, boys, I'm afraid you're in space."
 definenull: Daft punk?
  r10pez10: !addquote (Molly) [Now] I was not really expecting the day would hold a pigeon in a do-rag saying, 'Yo!', wearing Michael Jordan's number for some reason...
  LRRbot: New quote #8938: "I was not really expecting the day would hold a pigeon in a do-rag saying, 'Yo!', wearing Michael Jordan's number for some reason..." —Molly [2024-03-03]
 TehAmelie: who knew RPG stands for Rocket Propelled Pigeon
Bruceski: The others were bots
SaxPython: A+ R10pez10
 NewtyNewts: @TehAmelie The people who named them aren't as good with spelling
SaxPython: 
 LordZarano: Pigeons have in fact been released on a 0 g flight. There is video
  r10pez10: it's very tempting to go grab this game so i can play along
 RealGamerCow: These are based on actuial 70s songs. I spotted a Beatles one and a Pink Floyd one before
 SquareDotCube: don't look too closely at the wallpaper
  r10pez10: simultaneous-hold looks hard
 SquareDotCube: just double up
  r10pez10: molly what does that even mean
 NewtyNewts: Second!
 RealGamerCow: barely second
SaxPython:   
 PharaohBender27: 
SaxPython:  Thanks for the stream 
 LordZarano: Oh it's underwear
adept_nekomancer: Bird Dancing Energy
SaxPython: BirD Energy
adept_nekomancer: A murder you say?  But these are pigeons, not crows.
  r10pez10: when i go i hope i say that
noSmokeFire: bobble
  r10pez10: we can guess before i look it up
 NewtyNewts: A junkyardful
 HasturTheYellow: A wad
 Its_VeeBot: New York City
3and4fifths: a squad
 TehAmelie: a headbang
 shurtal: real word flight.  made up word, Problem
 NewtyNewts: It's very Sask
 TehAmelie: i mean, the collective nouns for animals are extremely made up
SaxPython:   
  r10pez10: "kit", "loft", "flock", "flight", "bevy
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  r10pez10: ", "dole"
  r10pez10: anything you want, it looks like
 RealGamerCow: Profiling, the minigame
 HbombAndFriends: Ian looks different.
  r10pez10: hired as secret agents
 NewtyNewts: Toast crumbs?
 HbombAndFriends: 50
 ButButTheJesus: just got here, hi heather hi ian
 Its_VeeBot: "Did I do ALL the drugs or did I leave some for everyone else?"
  r10pez10: hey wait a second
 Its_VeeBot: This is a Rhythm Heaven game
adept_nekomancer: Big rhythm heaven energy, I agree
  r10pez10: i have a need to make some widgets for some reason
  Juliamon: This is absolutely a RH game
 NewtyNewts: Ah, it's Rhythm Doctor
 RealGamerCow: hitting on the 5 is weird
ANeMzero: gotta hate banner ads
ANeMzero: Clearly you need to subscribe to Pigeon+
 NewtyNewts: It's hitting on beat 3 instead of beat 4, yeah
 definenull: Churning butter
UtilityPunk: So long, and thanks for all the fish
  r10pez10: very similar game
adept_nekomancer: Danger level: Dolphin
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Nice
 NewtyNewts: Get ye back in the briny!
 Its_VeeBot: Dolphin hell, or Dell
 TehAmelie: such happy birbs
 HasturTheYellow: It's like they're clay pigeons
 Its_VeeBot: !birb
  LRRbot: CAW CAW!
SaxPython: 
 definenull: *pik*
  r10pez10: !birb
  LRRbot: Wark, wark!
 RealGamerCow: the tuuuurn is very pigeony
  r10pez10: sault, mood!, beak
 definenull: At least we beat the ai
 NewtyNewts: I tried playing along, and failed completely
 mugulord: bik
  r10pez10: the neck thing did not go well for me
 Its_VeeBot: I peck in your general direction!
 ButButTheJesus: doin a bit of scritch
SaxPython: I lost to the 
 Its_VeeBot: !peck
 Its_VeeBot: Heck
 Its_VeeBot: What was that command
  r10pez10: !birb
  LRRbot: Tweet, twe-twe-tweet, tweet, squawk!
 NewtyNewts: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 Its_VeeBot: Ah we have multiple birbs
  r10pez10: i think !bird works too
 Its_VeeBot: Yeah I was hoping for peck your beak
 Its_VeeBot: Loaf of Bread + Cheese Grater
 definenull: Feels like a 5 loaves and 2 fish situation
 Its_VeeBot: Guitartichoke
rabbitgta: Tiny arms and wings
CAKHost: We Dino Pecking now!
 definenull: Wait how big are these pigeons
 circusofkirkus: What is the Missing Link in the DuckTales universe?
 TehAmelie: i think the answer lies in pants
adept_nekomancer: @definenull They fit on a 1960's-era record player, if the last game from the previous round is to be believed.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I would argue that cassowaries rejected flight and are now one of the most feared animals for keepers
 NewtyNewts: You can become mammal!
SaxPython: Spider Pidgeon
 Earthenone: finaly, milkable pidgeons
UtilityPunk: You can become a pidgeonpede
 SquareDotCube: USB-C choker
SaxPython: Best Buy Pieces of Flair
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also this conversation is peak Rhythm Cafe
rabbitgta: Y2k was something
 Cptasparagus: Ian's hair looks great
 definenull: Wow
SaxPython: @thefluffiestguineapig  this is true, also we don't have enough clippers here
SaxPython: !clip
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 SquareDotCube: Church: It's Not a Cult!
 TehAmelie: the videogames are gaming themselves!
 SquareDotCube: literal metagaming
SaxPython: Many things can be great
 TehAmelie: swap your bones and skin your fluids
SaxPython: !break
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 TehAmelie: wait wrong slogan
 SquareDotCube: I'm not rotating my body, I've seen legs for fingers
SaxPython: @tehamelie I think that was the Mozart game
 SquareDotCube: *fingers for legs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If you can skin the fluids your milk has been heating too long
 kusinohki: stretch your vision, cycle fluids 20 ft away...  (I'm forgetting erika's break spiel)
 TehAmelie: i can't believe we got through the whole finger legs thing without any Johnny Dicklegs references
 SquareDotCube: organ your hydration
 Earthenone: !quote game rhythm
  LRRbot: Quote #5428: "I'm gonna  you up, Lou Bega." —Ian [2018-10-21]
SaxPython: Boooo9
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah tipping a cow they might end up with the nerves to their lungs impacted to the point of killing those nerves
SaxPython:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Left with all your feathers still attached
 gualdhar: woah, wait, who is this person next to Mollylele?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The version of this for Ready Set Switch where you needed to wait till it said “fire” was so good
 Alness49: @Thefluffiestguineapig FILE!
SaxPython: 
SaxPython: Buff Pidgeon
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tod_vom_himmel: street smash 6
UtilityPunk: Guilty pidgeons sure look happy
  r10pez10: i want to hear more chopin on bagpipes
 SquareDotCube: make a Fuser-style app
 TehAmelie: beep boop
 SquareDotCube: then make your own mix of tracks from that game
 NewtyNewts: Darn, we need to get better at counting
 SquareDotCube: We'll send Snerge
 Earthenone: ohh i get it, molly took over for ian, that explains the game choice. it was a coo
 LordZarano: @Earthenone 
 NewtyNewts: Rhythm Simon
 SquareDotCube: can you imagine the job "pigeon flatulator"
 Cptasparagus: is she single?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @squaredotcube Yes because it’s surgical and all avian surgeries are unfun due to them being incredibly finicky on anesthesia
 TheMerricat: Good news chat, according to google, Pidgeons do NOT explode if they drink carbonated water, they _can_ burp. But... bad news chat. "Birds' stomachs cannot break down the acid in carbonated water, which can cause bloating and discomfort."
 PMAvers: Only human that qual'd!
 TehAmelie: if your hands aren't sweaty are you even gamin'
 NewtyNewts: Only bots now!
 SquareDotCube: bat-pigeon
 NewtyNewts: At least that's a bird and not a dinosaur
 SquareDotCube: how is going against bots only win by default at that point?
 SquareDotCube: *not win
ANeMzero: working down at the crumb factory
 SquareDotCube: winning that bread
 Earthenone: a fellow aubergine enthusiest
 SquareDotCube: no bread left implies all grains are extinct
  Juliamon: Have we seen anyone in sumo yet?
DEATHlikescats: anyone mention the mini rythm game in ff7 Rebirth? they updated the original piano mini game and made it an actually competent lil game!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also are any of these people from LRRchat?
 SquareDotCube: a cup-of-'bility
 SquareDotCube: medieval times in space
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 NewtyNewts: Chat together strong!
UtilityPunk: Love the Clint Eastbird impression in this one
 SquareDotCube: Take on Ben Ulmer on a duel, you'll likely win 
  Juliamon: the 1-on-1 rounds are brutal
 SquareDotCube: don't worry, we'll get better.
DEATHlikescats: we got this!
HyruleGirl9: Oh is that where Ian went tonight
 SquareDotCube: the punishment hole?
 Earthenone: !holes
  LRRbot: Did somebody mention famous Shia LaBeouf vehicle Holes??
UtilityPunk:  One more bot to beat
goombalax: Owen Wilson pigeon: "Wow!"
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 SquareDotCube: hock it
  Juliamon: chew dot hair
goombalax: they're robots
SaxPython: 
UtilityPunk: This is how the robots arrived
 SquareDotCube: oh no not Mozart again
HyruleGirl9: hall of the mountain king slapping even as bird
 SquareDotCube: wiiiiiide screaming face
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did this break Molly
 NewtyNewts: That's pretty, well...
SaxPython: !clip
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Alex_Frostfire: Glorious.
SaxPython:   
KWardJenx: Audience was ROWDY
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Unless you know Hall of the Mountain King so well you can do it without hearing you might contain the laughter
 NewtyNewts: Spare me my, life!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh it’s not Jordan! it’s the one fitness guy!! the “get those knees up ladies”
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Richard Simmons!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If you got the Richard Simmons joke this is a reminder to take your back medicine
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh yeah, those glasses are now embedded in your nose
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this hammer horror style music?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I’m jamming to this
 HbombAndFriends: Pigeon banned?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is the origin story of the successor to Almighty Krankor
UtilityPunk: Photo finish!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This feels like it would be brutal training montage fodder for a down on their luck bell ringing choir
 TehAmelie: this game is dangerous to my neck
 TehAmelie: avocado? wouldn't a kiwi bird be more reasonable?
UtilityPunk: Time to embrace the avocado. No pit stops yet
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @tehamelie Define “reasonable” here
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Crop milk
goombalax: its like pigeon upchuck
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So there’s three species of birds who make crop milk
 LithelyUnshod: More like Almonds. they make it in their crops
 PMAvers: Cousin of Blahaj?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Pigeons, penguins and one more I got distracted from by business shark
 TehAmelie: that's unpossible
 TheMerricat: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crop_milk - "Crop milk is a secretion from the lining of the crop of parent birds in some species that is regurgitated to young birds. It is found among all pigeons and doves where it is also referred to as pigeon milk. Crop milk is also secreted from the crop of flamingos and the male emperor penguin"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Even less than alien music what is zombie music????
 TheMerricat: "Crop milk bears little physical resemblance to mammalian milk, though in pigeons it's compositionally similar. Pigeon milk is a semi-solid substance somewhat like pale yellow cottage cheese. "
UtilityPunk: Techno marriachi seems cool
 Thefluffiestguineapig: me too Molly
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Lute chip tunes sound rad
 TehAmelie: i never wanted to know that much about pigeon milk
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or alien zombie??????
  Juliamon: This one sucked last time
  Juliamon: the keys WILL MOVE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @juliamon That sounds like garbage
 TehAmelie: wait how are the black keys staying there?
 Its_VeeBot: That's a mean username
 Its_VeeBot: "U died 2 a bot"
SaxPython:   
 Cptasparagus: can we get a clean take on that?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He could recruit his murder to help him
 TehAmelie: the pigeon is a mole? how many levels of espionage are we on here?
 Its_VeeBot: hey
  QuixoticScrivener: I remember the Hey Hey episode of The Tick.
 TehAmelie: or wait, a pigeon is a snitch and a mole is a spy. being both has got to be hard
 kusinohki: hey jude??
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SaxPython: !clip
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SaxPython: The mobile clip interface is butts
UtilityPunk: Feel like this one needs the guitar hero controller
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/JollyComfortablePoxDatSheffy-krO-7g2hnJYrOCYC
SaxPython: @PharaohBender27 
 kusinohki: sounds like a s***** name...
 PharaohBender27: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: also will say watching you melt during Hall of the Mountain King
 LordZarano: One of the collective nouns that wiktionary suggests for pigeons is "A dropping of pigeons"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: was great
SaxPython: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 PMAvers: Democracy!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I’m so exited
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And James???
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or Serge?
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/PluckyPluckyToothYee-uFwmXrfOkhnLJebf
KWardJenx: Thanks for the stream and loved having Molly. Please encourage Molly's return.
SaxPython:   
 TehAmelie: thanks for having us!
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