The Long Game || Killteam League

 MegaDosX: They can't get the Greenwalker, it's still on the field
 hd_dabnado: oh wait
 hd_dabnado: thats an additional cost
CrescendoSlash: they can't get the 6/5 since they need to pay additional 1G
CrescendoSlash: that is wild
 Desruprot: the additional was stopping it from being a free cast
 MegaDosX: !card jetsam
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GreatGodOm: I compeletly misread my alchemy card and 0 for 2 mmyself.
 Desruprot: pretty sure Flotsam and Jetsam arn't alchemy
 Bugberry: which card?
 DAC169: 1 more? 
 Mythallian: oh whos on camera for killteam tonight?
 MrPipboy3000: Gorehound is surprisingly good in limited
 Bugberry: @MrPipboy3000 1 drops have been consistently playable to great in Limited recently. Gorehound is basically right where it needs to be.
Featherweight_: I love watching Jacob’s Green team go
JinaMahavira: Killteam is the threeway at second right?
RevolverRossalot: Craic McClue, Ace Detective?!
 MrPipboy3000: @Bugberry Yea, I'll agree to that ... its been a workhorse in my decks
 MrPipboy3000: Can you double pump ithe inspector?
 Desruprot: 5 for a 7/7
 blip2004: @JinaMahavira yeah
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ChrisAndCall: 3 for 0 basically, pretty good.
 MegaDosX: That's a big dryad
 MegaDosX: She's basically a tree in her own right
 MrPipboy3000: Yea, its a body with nothing in hand
 Sogheim: that's an uncommon?
 MegaDosX: That feels a lot harder to make the second line work
ChrisAndCall: and it's a 4 mana 5/4?
Eduardo_Velho: alchemy that's how...
 DAC169: Alchemy cards are grossly unbalanced 
3and4fifths: th... this universe?
 noSmokeFire: the rare one also gives you a back massage
 CommanderPulsar: In a Universe Beyond, that's what universe!
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KWardJenx: This was indeed fun. Thank you
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JinaMahavira: Mine said move to noot noot step
 MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
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 jacqui_lantern234: clUwU wats dis?
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quimpinmyeye: Excellent news, who's all gonna be there?
 Badchop: friendly lil' blip
 TehAmelie: i wonder what would happen if they stayed online while moving to a different studio
 TehAmelie: "just shutting down the computers and cameras for a moment"
SaxPython: !kt
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 TehAmelie: random trivia: New Zealand has a cryptid moose population. there's evidence of their passage, fur and poop and stuff, but no one has seen them. it's thought they spend most of their time underwater.
SaxPython: I assume signal, because my ads triggered
   LoadingReadyRun: @TehAmelie we did that during the subathon last year
 TehAmelie: ooh
 ShaneLeeAtk:  
 TehAmelie:  indeed
Binny619: what plane are you broadcasting from today?
 TehAmelie: today i got to watch two Florida guys react to the big, big twist at the end of season one of The Good Place. so that's been a good day
SaxPython: 
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 TheWriterAleph: 
 BusTed: 
 TehAmelie: ah yes, it's a league
 micalovits: Funko chibi is adorable
 62MGcobra: 
SaxPython: 
 ShaneLeeAtk: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Burning? Who called the Salamanders?
 TehAmelie: y helo thar
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 62MGcobra:     
SaxPython: yo, Cam's sock game is so strong
 OldUncleDan: Funko's looking a bit less pink that usual.
 TehAmelie: Funko's beard may have found a worthy opponent eh
 micalovits: Burn the dice, not the dolls
ThePixelSavage: oh hello came crawling out of bed at the exact right time! AF40K time! seems like I am a wizard.
 AtomicAlchemical: CAM 
itsapaul: Still havent seen a hardcore 40k match
ThePixelSavage: I am #TeamCam all the way!
 62MGcobra: wish i had serge's lurk emote right now
 Lord_Hosk: You three are my three of my top 4 AF40Kers (my favorites are based on league points)
 couchboyj: 
 micalovits: "I believe I can flyyyy"
 A_Dub888: "he's never going to be engaged" Do people in 40k get married?
ThePixelSavage: you are married at birth to the holy Emperor on Terra ... what more do you need?
ThePixelSavage: this set up looks like its favouring Cam heavily now that I look at it ... he basically has a whole board for himself with 4 points and 4 vantage points on it whilst Ian and Funko share a board with 2 points and 2 vantage points on it ... also they are closer to each other ...
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 couchboyj: No burnin this turnin
ThePixelSavage: to be fair ... marines runnign at you making that sound would be kinda creepy
ThePixelSavage: the secret is ... Ian never stops choosing violence.
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone!
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ThePixelSavage: deleted.
ThePixelSavage: has a puck shaped hole going through his shield and chest
 OldUncleDan: The Imperium of "MAN, what were you fool thinking!"
ThePixelSavage: Ian ... dont forget about the magnet ... the pad is close to your tin again
 gualdhar: oh, is this a 1v1v1?
 62MGcobra: @gualdhar yes
 OldUncleDan: And then there's Epic 40K!
 morgoth_bauglyr: apocalypse, where setup takes a day and in turm1 you take off half your army again
 OldUncleDan: I miss Necromunda.  Just don't see folks playing it anymore.I
   LoadingReadyRun:  If I recall, epic space battle connected to a ground-based squad battle was (one of) the promises of Star Citizen
 gualdhar: "bundle of joy" is my new favorite euphemism
ThePixelSavage: but where is funkos "delete-button" bomber dude?
ThePixelSavage: thank you 
ThePixelSavage: @LoadingReadyRun so this season is done next week? Any plans for what comes next on AF40K? Necromunda? Combat Patrol? Blood Bowl?
ThePixelSavage: that was a good all in facepalm though
goombalax: yeeees we have another kt night
   LoadingReadyRun: @ThePixelSavage no plans at the moment, but are still excited about the game so I'm sure there will be something
Lysander_salamander: oh sounds great
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goombalax: I wonder if Ian can post the ingredients list in advance so we can cook along
ThePixelSavage: @LoadingReadyRun thank you 
   LoadingReadyRun: we've talked about maybe doing something in the realm of prerecorded/edited killteam games
goombalax: @LoadingReadyRun that would be so sick
ThePixelSavage: that one light at the wall over the door near Funko looks like a pimple ready to pop ... cant unsee.
   LoadingReadyRun: again, nothing to announce yet, but we are definitely discussing options
 Earthenone: i hope you model it on the marble race prerecorded things that sometimes get watched during DB  (i.e a commentator)
goombalax: Y'all have the production value to make videos on par with the best out there
goombalax: those would be so cool to watch
MWGNZ: upscale everything slightly and put a drone camera in every model
 SkipIives: helmet cams on the models? cool.
ThePixelSavage: @LoadingReadyRun Paul just have a continous 3D scanning set up for the whole battlefield and real time rendering for the images so you can access every possible view and angle ... a programmer and engineer of your caliber should have running something like this in no time  ... what could it possibly take 1 or 2 hours tops? ... easy peasy lemon squeezy 
ThePixelSavage: *running in no time
goombalax: 1 in 16 chance
   LoadingReadyRun:  I have actually spent a fair amount of time looking into options for tracking warhammer/killteam models. Unfortunately there aren't any simple solutions
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ThePixelSavage: this might soudn parasocial but it is not meant this way ... but you are one of the few internet people I have complete trust in Paul ... i do believe that with time you can do it  maybe 3hours ... 
 LordZarano: https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/tasks.png
  corianderd: @LoadingReadyRun we add a twitch overlay so chat can collectively move the labels around
 Fanklok: I came in late, what happened on turn 1?
ThePixelSavage: @corianderd yeah ... cause that will not end in total chaos or carnage Cori ...
ThePixelSavage: @Fanklok a Tau railrifle shot clean through Funkos tankiest guy in one shot.
ThePixelSavage: the rest was rather ame maneuvering  so the best is yet to come
ThePixelSavage: *tame
 Earthenone: yeah best idea i could come up with would be rfids in their bases
 Fanklok: Well who let the Tau have an open line of fire?
ThePixelSavage: I suppose .. as per usual Funko set up the board ... so Funko
 hiFunko: actually Ben set up the terrain for todays game
ThePixelSavage: ah ok
 Fanklok: Hmm suspicious
ThePixelSavage: so the one finalist has a hand in the terrain to decide his opponent? D:
 Mythallian: all teams: FIRE EVERYTHING
   LoadingReadyRun: sadly RFID doesn't track location very well
ThePixelSavage: @LoadingReadyRun but there must be an option ... racing sports and ball sports have software to track running cars and people in real time
ThePixelSavage: liek on screen I mean
ThePixelSavage: the oftne circle players and cars in live TV coverage
ThePixelSavage: *often
   LoadingReadyRun:  oh, it's definitely *possible* with computer vision system and enough cameras, but the cost gets prohibitive
ThePixelSavage: ah ok
josh___something: I assume the size matters a fair bit here, since you can be a bit less precise with larger objects
ThePixelSavage: hey wait a second ... why did all those Phobnos Marines come out of Iron Warriors Razorbacks =..=
ThePixelSavage: *Phobos
goombalax: they're just big forklifts
   LoadingReadyRun: tbh, the cost/complexity of an automated solution means that the best solution is probably a guy standing beside the table moving counters around on an ipad 
goombalax: @LoadingReadyRun using servitors is very on-brand
   LoadingReadyRun:  "the Range is a sphere of radius square" #killteamquotes
ThePixelSavage: I so hope they move back to inches with the next edition ...
   LoadingReadyRun: warcry using inches was such a relief
 Fanklok: Put down some kind of mat that can track positions based on magnets and put magnets of the bases of the models
   LoadingReadyRun: Monkey's Paw: Next edition of killteam doesn't use shape measurements, changes to cm
ThePixelSavage: as if the brits would ever use metrics ...
MWGNZ: @LoadingReadyRun worse, decimetres
jmchap: this a 3 way game?
ThePixelSavage: yes
jmchap: interesting
 Fanklok: Winner gers to fight Ben
 Fanklok: Who may or may not have rigged everything
 SkipIives: blame James (Workshop)
   LoadingReadyRun:  Coming this season: Skull and The Bookman, They Fight Crime!
MWGNZ: time to explode one or more skulls
   LoadingReadyRun:  Silent, right up until to the point that it explodes. That isn't silent
 A_Dub888: @LoadingReadyRun The Bookman is the bad cop
MWGNZ: does the exploding skull make a sound if everyones ears blow out?
josh___something: Does the skull shout for continuous enthusiastic consent?
 thrythlind: what turning point is it?
MWGNZ: @thrythlind 2
MWGNZ: skull seems stronger against elite armies
   LoadingReadyRun:  brought an axe to a railgun fight
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goombalax: the pistolier also gets to fire both guns in one action
   LoadingReadyRun:  That tau will go down as the greatest hand to hand combat fighter ever in history
KWardJenx: I don't hear Cam protesting much. Lol
MWGNZ: 
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
 Lord_Hosk: ow
MrAyeAxe: the suppressor got blown up immediately by the first bolter round coming out of the barrel 
MWGNZ:   
Lysander_salamander: I was imagining jazz music from Ape Out
 Lord_Hosk: The silencer is there because if you shoot everything the room gets quiet
 Rhynerd: [very quiet “Wolverines!” in the violence]
 Lord_Hosk: Its a good habit to get into to always make your bed when you get out of it. 
goombalax: its very true, you have to resist the urge to play reactively
   LoadingReadyRun: It's true that you may not to have time to make your bed when you are about to die in it
MWGNZ: hatchcutter does have a chainfist for opening up tai
MWGNZ: tau
goombalax: its correct
MWGNZ: studied the 5 d's dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge
 KilrenKrae: dodgeball is literally 20 years old this year....my back
goombalax: the shotguns do have a long range profile they're just ass
whitefirecomix: Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge away from back pain
 pn55: Oh god yea, having to guess artillery range
MWGNZ: that armsman has earnt a special greeble on his model
 Fanklok: Are Cam's dudes loyalist or traitors?
MWGNZ: @Fanklok yes
 Fanklok: Alpha Legion?
MWGNZ: not even joking, im pretty sure they're 'loyalist' but from traitor geneseed
goombalax: they're "totally not world eaters bro trust me"
MWGNZ:  melta
 Lord_Hosk: As far as anyone remembers, they are sons of the emperor
ThePixelSavage: Imperial Fists climbing out of two Iron Warriors Razorbacks ... got it .
goombalax: they're rentals
ThePixelSavage: sure .. Iron Warriors are known for their sharing attitude
goombalax: the iron warriors are just running Lyft as a side hustle
 Fanklok: Look grown up toys are expensive. If you want them to come out of the right transport LRR has a PO box
MWGNZ: ^
ThePixelSavage: I could send them a black can of spray primer ...
 Lord_Hosk: Is it weird that whenever they play 40K and talk about the lore it makes me want to play Mechwarrior because of all the cool lore there too.
 Steelwolf171: Then keep playing that edition
goombalax: I hope it remains solid, this game is very dear to me
 mercano82: there’s no law saying you have to adopt the new rules in your play circle.
goombalax: @Steelwolf171 this is like asking people to play last year's Call of Duty. its just very difficult to support once its moved to the next thing.
ThePixelSavage: that is not the same
 Fanklok: Does that mean we have to replace some members of LRR with AI generative models?
ThePixelSavage: what do you think Paul is doing behind the scenes
ThePixelSavage: he is feeding the algorithm with on stream data
 Lord_Hosk: @Fanklok Bold of you to assume they aren't already
 Fanklok: Very funny Hosk, I know you only speak in lies
   LoadingReadyRun:  Phobos Strike Team just got a sweet wizard airbrushed on their van, there no way they aren't Van Guarding
 Fanklok: Was that when the Guard could only hit the Eldar if they rolled a 7 on the D6?
   LoadingReadyRun: I'm concerned at how fast they are accessing these terminals, clearly the login isn't a 2 factor authentication
KWardJenx: Funko is now kingmaker
 Fanklok: They never found the STC that makes 2 factor
SovietEagle: Do you think the imperium has pizza?
 Rhynerd: on some planets, yes.
 Fanklok: But it's made from people
ThePixelSavage: no Imperium withotu Pizza is worth fighting for ... and now we know the real reason for the Horus Heresy folks ...
SovietEagle: I heard that Horus ate pineapple on his pizza, and that's why he fell to Chaos
ThePixelSavage: of course ... that could not have been real pineapple there are no trees left
ThePixelSavage: as Lorgar planned
SovietEagle: Oh man Akira Toriyama died
   LoadingReadyRun: Unit moves to terminal, looks at sharpie written on arm, slowly one finger types PASSWORD. "Hacking successful"
ThePixelSavage: @SovietEagle yeah a week ago
 Fanklok: Man the 20's suck
ThePixelSavage: the whole 21st century does not have a good vibe to it so far
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hi all.  Out of curiosity, are Ian's troops orthodox or Farsight aligned?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Am I asking a reasonable question?
 Fanklok: I don't think Ian even knows the answer to that
 Raincoast_Bear: Good evening Gentlemen, Transhumans and Tau of indeterminate Gender.
 Rhynerd: there is a canonically white-armored sept they could fit into.
 Raincoast_Bear: I get my tape measures at Ikea for $1.99.
Lysander_salamander: are there Chaos Tau?
NiceMrCaput: @Lysander_salamander It's happened before at least briefly but it's not supported in the rules.
 Rhynerd: there’s at least one or two that have been influenced by Khorne, but largely Tau are too resistant to the warp to fall to chaos.
   LoadingReadyRun: @Lysander_salamander not really. one of the interesting things about Tau is that they are uniquely resistant to the effects of chaos
Lysander_salamander: neat
 Fanklok: It's all the brain washing pheremons
dominoman212: I never got deep into warhammer tabletop. after I realized you have to paint the models I never moved forward lol. this is interesting as heck though.
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: if that was 3 normal saves, 2 could save a crit
SovietEagle: There is a guy who posts his stuff to reddit whose done a whole army of Tzeentch corrupted Tau that look really cool.  Don't know how lore accurate it is tho
dominoman212: what is the formula of the dice they’re saying when they are shooting each other?
 Rhynerd: that and the Tau spent at least 10,000 years in the warp and durinf that time developed a warp signature too minute for daemons to track
 Rhynerd: it also means they have no psykers outside of auxiliary races.
 Fanklok: How do they do space travel then
   LoadingReadyRun: for a long time, Tau didn't even believe that demons existed because they just don't interact with the warp very much
ThePixelSavage: its also a scheme uphold by the Ethereals and why Farsight rebelled
ThePixelSavage: *upheld
NiceMrCaput: @Fanklok badly, I believe
ThePixelSavage: ask first Cam
 Raincoast_Bear: Doesn't Farsight carry  a demon sword?
 Rhynerd: @fanklok very short warp jumps. they can still get to where they need, just slower.
ThePixelSavage: @Raincoast_Bear not clarified it eats souls however to expand his lifespan
ThePixelSavage: @Rhynerd actuaslly not warp jumps ... they are bouncing between real space and the warp but never enter actual warp
ThePixelSavage: they foudn out there is a braod band between the two you can dip into
ThePixelSavage: *found *broad
 Fanklok: Man 40k is silly
ThePixelSavage: but fun 
Lawblades: W
   LoadingReadyRun:  I feel like "eats souls but not technically a demon" is a distinction that most people aren't concerned about
SovietEagle: I find that the silliness really helps (most) people from getting too up there own ass about adhering to it
 Raincoast_Bear: Sounds like a Demon sword to me...
 Fanklok: You know those playground one upping contests? It's like that but with an actual rule book
Lawblades: W gang rise up
 Fanklok: A soul eating sword sounds like a Dark Eldar thing to me
 Raincoast_Bear: Eldar are immortal so don't need life extending magic.
 Fanklok: That sounds wrong
ThePixelSavage: specifically not ... their whole race lore revolves around fear of dying 
 Rhynerd: wasn’t the sword made by Necrons?
 Raincoast_Bear: They can die but not from old age.
ThePixelSavage: @Rhynerd it was found on an Alpha Legions world (Arthas Moloch)  ... its mostly likely demonic
MWGNZ: yeah the eldar threw a rave that went so hard it created a new chaos god and doomed their entire race
   LoadingReadyRun: ya, any "Who would win" discussions between fictional settings usually end in Warhammer winning. *Literal entire galaxy at war* is hard to step to
Niahlah: Awesome to see Funko btw
MWGNZ: 
ThePixelSavage: @Raincoast_Bear absolutely not true, they are very long lived but not immortal, that is WHY Dark Eldar are trying to feed on souls to extend their NATURAL lifespan 
Niahlah: and the beard is GLORIOUS
 Raincoast_Bear:  
 Lord_Hosk: A nice cool cerveza cristal led me to this point
Niahlah: would be funny to see LRR do the Beard-lings again
 Raincoast_Bear: I defer to Pixel Savage. My 40k lore is pretty shallow after 2000.
MWGNZ: 3 player would make more sense on a triangle board
 Dog_of_Myth: ^^
 Lord_Hosk: Or with less command points maybe?
 Earthenone: some sort of triangle strategy
   LoadingReadyRun:  are there kinds of Dinkum other then Fair? Unfair Dinkum? Medium Dinkum? Sparkling Dinkum?
MWGNZ:   
MWGNZ: tepid dinkum 
 Lord_Hosk: not command points but whatever the points are.  if there were 4 points. 3 in a triangle and 1 in the middle instead of 6
ThePixelSavage: man if Cam can take this home ... Ben will be so very traumatized to have to fight Phobos Marines again 
ThePixelSavage: clockwise
 Raincoast_Bear: In a tie you Rochambeau for it.
ThePixelSavage: oh speaking of Australian ... how is it seeing the moon the other way around Funko? 
ThePixelSavage: is it weird?
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 Raincoast_Bear: I think Funko is correct...
 Raincoast_Bear: But I play so many rules I might be thinking of something else...
kingofkings42: Funko is correct. you can only perform each named action once per activation.
 Raincoast_Bear: I have not played KT in a couple of months. Lately, it's been Silver Bayonet, Xenos Rampant and One Page Rules.
KWardJenx:   
 Raincoast_Bear:   
 jimmethjambo: max 1 isn't in this game it does stack
 Raincoast_Bear: ^^^^
MWGNZ: may as well run hot
 Raincoast_Bear: I'd like to see a cleaned up, more accessible version of the KT rules with the next edition. I don't hold out much hope.
MWGNZ:   
ThePixelSavage: Ben will not sleep well the next two weeks
 Raincoast_Bear:    
Lysander_salamander: 
MWGNZ: needs triangle board
 Raincoast_Bear: 3 player is indeed weird. In all games.
 Raincoast_Bear:   
 A_Dub888: Ravniclue
 Raincoast_Bear: Enor did it in the Senate with a mushroom.
  Juliamon: Sometimes it's the weird ones that are the best, though.
 Raincoast_Bear: When Watch and Play converges with Rhythm Cafe...
 Raincoast_Bear:     
KWardJenx: Thank you for the Killteam. The EMperor protects.  
 pn55: A good game was had by all! 
 Raincoast_Bear: Bye Lrr crew.
TheWarDoctor8: hey chat, can I ask for help checking something rq?
TheWarDoctor8: What do you see my pronouns displayed as?
  Juliamon: They/THem
TheWarDoctor8: Interesting; that's v1 and I'm on v2
TheWarDoctor8: It should be They/She
  Juliamon: point of order, I'm on Chatty
TheWarDoctor8: AH, differet 3rd party tool?
TheWarDoctor8: I have Alejo v2
  Juliamon: Yeah, has more robust modding tools
TheWarDoctor8: So chatty must pull from Alejo v1 in addition; else I'd have no pronouns
  Juliamon: I opened the Twitch page and see no pronouns
TheWarDoctor8: facinating
TheWarDoctor8: okay thx; that gives me some stuff to think about
  Juliamon: it would be nice to have pronoun options as a native feature, but Twitch is too busy trying to develop more monetization tools I guess
TheWarDoctor8: TRUUUUUUUUUE
 LordZarano: @TheWarDoctor8 I see They/She with FrankerFaceZ's Pronouns Add-On which had "Update to use the new API." with v1.2.0 2024-02-16
TheWarDoctor8: @LordZarano thx
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