Earthenone: !findquote clue
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tonks_just_tonks: !findquote candlestick
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Diabore: @Juliamon everything i usually turn too also says chillpoint
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Juliamon: wow, got yourself yeeted
r10pez10: x_x
Williams4jesus: Anybody ready to catch a murderer tonight?
voslan: Let's GOOOOO!
malfnord: It's the butler. It's always the butler.
call_me_Aras: @Williams4jesus I don't know, how heavy are they?
Earthenone: uncle istvan, in urza's power plant with a jittee
Williams4jesus: @call_me_aras I'm not getting the reference...
LarkSachrosis: "Yeeted" always sounds wrong to my ear as the past tense, "Yote" fits better.
couchboyj: The Friday Night J'Acuse fight
LiveFaust: But malfnord, didn't the butler escape to SPAAAACE!?
Gaz_L: bonus table for drink
kirbytronic: Oh good, I've missed Back in the Box
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malfnord: @LiveFaust Yes, but eventually he came back to Earth and was killed by mutant apes.
KorrenTheNinth: I never catch paper fight live! woo!
HadesLeprechaun: hopefully yours has all the contents, mine was missing some cards!
call_me_Aras: @Williams4jesus Like if they were heavy. I wouldn't be able to catch. Like if you through a boulder at me. I knew it wasn't clear enough.
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LiveFaust: They did it, malfnord?! Damn them!
Earthenone: !store
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KorrenTheNinth: Mr. Body's house? On the plane of Hasbronia?
Gaz_L: 'guild-affiliated' makes it sound like they
Williams4jesus: @call_me_aras gotcha! Sorry I dropped the ball on you.
malfnord: No no, not those apes. Different apes.
Viewers_Like_You: According to the insert, it's at Guildmage Boddy's manor
call_me_Aras: @Williams4jesus Ouch!!!
Gaz_L: 'guild-affiliated' makes it sound like they're in a prison gang
LarkSachrosis: Just waiting on the USPS to bring me my Mutants deck
squ3e: Just waaiting on my Mr Monopoly legendary
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Williams4jesus: !findquote catch
LRRbot: Quote #6682: "Why don't baby zombies catch fire in the sun?" —Serge [2020-01-07]
r10pez10: that's interesting, i thought it was clue reskinned
Juliamon: It's not Clue: Ravnica Edition
KorrenTheNinth: Guess that's why it's not "clue: ravnica edition"
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Viewers_Like_You: Rav: Cluenica Edition
r10pez10: wheeler looks like he's sunbathing
CaptainSpam: Next week, Clue: Ravnica Edition?
r10pez10: lil' reflection screen
Fanklok: Wow these Back in the Bix episodes are getting longer and longer
call_me_Aras: This was so much fun at Magiccon Chicago. Glad it was one of two events I got to participate in.
couchboyj: 1BB, it was me, I win?
CaptainSpam: Cluedo: Because the game to which that has cultural attachment didn't exist in that form in North America, so in that context, "Clue" is a perfectly fine name.
Rhynerd: “Good news: it wasn’t Mr. Green. Bad News: I killed him to get the information.”
superdude097: Ooo, so better be damn sure you've cracked the case
kristof162028: Hey g who won tge fallout prwcobs from the edsc giveaway?
janMelantu: Magic: the Gathering
Viewers_Like_You: Is this that Cluenadian Commander that the Prof was telling us all about?
Gaz_L: Cluedo: guess who did it, or kill everyone else
YeetTheRich_: ??
jessieimproved: For a more satisfying board game experience, play Clue(do): Super Sleuth Edition
YeetTheRich_: why
Gaz_L: the Canlander ep of Shuffle Up & Play was great btw
Krillin_fan: What timestamp do I start the 1985 film "Clue" so it syncs up with the stream?
Alas_Babylon: Wheeler is definitely not alone in his exasperation
r10pez10: also which ending?
janMelantu: it would be obvious if you could play them in a deck
jessieimproved: ooh those cards are nice
Viewers_Like_You: @r10pez10 The one where he goes home to his wife
Bugberry: I do like the idea of using Magic cards to play games other than Magic.
frank_the_great: Big fan of Ballroom
volraths_bane: I am all for game pieces having use outside the game
betazed15: This looks so cool.
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
thraximore: card reader?
thraximore: oop
thraximore: beat me to it
Fanklok: Heh heh ball room9
KorrenTheNinth: lorehold?
MegaDosX: They're going to be kinda neat in clue/artifact based Commander decks I guess
LRRbot: Apothecary White [3W] | Legendary Creature — Human Cleric [3/4] | Vigilance / Whenever you attack, you create a Food token for each player being attacked. / {W}, {T}, Tap X untapped Foods you control: Create X 1/1 white Human creature tokens.
LRRbot: Senator Peacock [3UU] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [3/4] | Artifacts you control are Clues in addition to their other types and have "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card." / Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, target creature can't be blocked this turn.
LRRbot: Mastermind Plum [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Whenever Mastermind Plum attacks, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. If an artifact card was exiled this way, create a Treasure token. / Whenever you cast a spell, if mana from a Treasure was spent to cast it, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
LRRbot: Headliner Scarlett [3R] | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [3/3] | Haste / When Headliner Scarlett enters the battlefield, creatures target player controls can't block this turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library face down. You may look at and play that card this turn.
LRRbot: Emissary Green [4G] | Legendary Creature — Human Advisor [3/3] | Whenever Emissary Green attacks, starting with you, each player votes for profit or security. You create a number of Treasure tokens equal to twice the number of profit votes. Put a number of +1/+1 counters on each creature you control equal to the number of security votes.
LRRbot: Commander Mustard [3RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [5/5] | Vigilance / Other Soldiers you control have vigilance, trample, and haste. / {2}{R}{W}: Until end of turn, Soldiers you control gain "Whenever this creature attacks, it deals 1 damage to defending player."
jessieimproved: This is so great
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: the hall is large, for so many activities and roughhousing
MegaDosX: OK Commander Mustard looks like a house as a commander
MegaDosX: Holy hell that's a lot
LiveFaust: Wait, was Dimir SEEEECRET TUNNELLLL?
Rhynerd: i belive it was
theamc2000: clue done it
KorrenTheNinth: throooough the maaaansion
OldUncleDan: Shouldn't Commander Mustard be Gruul? Ya know, from a Light Spectrum POV?
Dog_of_Myth: @LiveFaust It was!
CaptainSpam: Clue(do) has a very narratively interesting mechanic where the killer might be a player, and the player isn't aware of this fact.
janMelantu: Fun fact: The traditional Clue has 6 suspects, 6 weapons, and 9 rooms. But the Ravnica edition has no revolver, so they added secret passage to keep parity
YeetTheRich_: ohh
call_me_Aras: I put the ballroom and Apothecary White in my Orzhov TOkens aristocrats deck. Still haven't drawn them in game, but I'm so excited to play with them
hd_dabnado: This product is far better than Set Jumpstart, but there are some similarities
TheMadS8nt: Cori and Kthleen with the very quick "not it"
LiveFaust:
@korrentheninth 
r10pez10: j'accuse hamtaro
circusofkirkus: checkoff's gun?
Rhynerd: @olduncledan I mean, Mastermind Plum wasn’t Izzet. not even a Professor this time either, unless that’s secondary.
Viewers_Like_You: Were two locations set aside?
Rhynerd: kinda like Moriarty I assume. dude was a professor but he’s better known for the crimes nowadays.
Viewers_Like_You: End of step 3
OldUncleDan: @Rhynerd True enough!
Viewers_Like_You: They don't make it very clear
Viewers_Like_You: IDK why
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HadesLeprechaun: worth noting, the 8 guild boosters you get are -totally- random, you are not guaranteed all different boosters, you can get duplicates, not my favorite choice they made for this product
whitefirecomix: goarsh
Mischievous_Catgeist: once more with feeling!
Alas_Babylon: Panic! At the Ballroom
IbunWest: Because if you don't set 2 aside players will have uneven piles
KorrenTheNinth: it should indeed
Viewers_Like_You: Yeah, really. Highlight or bold it or something
Fanklok: It was Commander Mustard in the Ball Room with the Lead Pipe
JDMan94: @hadesleprechaun oh that's AWFUL
LiveFaust:
Reading the instructions explains the instructions. 
Williams4jesus:
kristof162028: Hey Ben is shiveman excited for commander muster in commander?
whitefirecomix: to be fair, classic Ravnica to restart a murder mystery due to process mistakes
frank_the_great: That's why it's $70
call_me_Aras: Ya, it's easy to miss that particular rule about removing two cards.
Gaz_L: it was Col. Mustard with the Knife in the Steam Vents
theamc2000: hallowed hot tub?
LRRbot: Temple Garden | Land — Forest Plains | As Temple Garden enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
KorrenTheNinth: this is like the prozd sketch where you never get to actually roll the dice that come in european board games
Earthenone: no you take 2 from temple garden
LRRbot: Study | Land | Study enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}. / {4}, {T}: Investigate.
LRRbot: Kitchen | Land | Kitchen enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}. / {4}, {T}: Investigate.
Alas_Babylon: Stitchen
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thanzo: I like that all of the clue shock lands have crimes/murders on them
h3rsh3yb4r: is that where the simic slaw was made?
Sibwow: and whos wadsworth?
couchboyj: Which Guild is he from?
janMelantu: @h3rsh3yb4r and lots of other things
KorrenTheNinth: Wadsworth would be a planeswalker surely
LiveFaust: Boddy oddy oddy oddy....
Rhynerd: what did the revolver look like again?
HadesLeprechaun: @Rhynerd there is no revolver in this
call_me_Aras: @Rhynerd There isn't one. No guns in magic
r10pez10: go fish
Gekyouryuu: Question: will there be a nicknames episode for Karlov Manor? I want to call Red Herring "Communism"
Rhynerd: was there a revolver equivalent?
janMelantu: @Rhynerd they replaced the revolver with a 10th room so we have a nice cycle of 10 lands
djalternative: each side is good for 4 games
Williams4jesus: This is a clever way to blend a game of clue and mtg together.
ritchards: so open information is that they have one or none of the suspect items...
KorrenTheNinth: pro tip: mark who showed it to you in case you forget so you don't see the same thing again
circusofkirkus: doublestrike is busted, I take it
call_me_Aras: @KorrenTheNinth The evidence slips provides four rows for marks to facilitate that
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adambomb625: @Gekyouryuu I'm still wondering what happened to Ixalan names
KorrenTheNinth: @call_me_Aras excellent
superdude097: If you have one or more suggested cards, you MUST show at least one, correct? Just to be clear
thanzo: double strike and extra combat phases do seem powerful ways to solve murders
TheMrFriend: it's how they brought down Dillinger
janMelantu: wHAT? you get a treasure?!
IbunWest: j'accuse!
call_me_Aras: Completely misssed the treasure token part when I played.
r10pez10: heh the body is a guildmage
KorrenTheNinth: then you just have to become the murderer
ritchards: "I was wrong, kill all witnesses!"
Larkonus: "Oh no, my colleagues can't see that I was wrong, better kill them so they can't tell anybody!"
MegaDosX: It seems very Ravnica
frank_the_great: Pro gamer move: Call it right away
frank_the_great: Lot of duplicates
Williams4jesus:
call_me_Aras: There's 20 variations, 2 for each guild
LarkSachrosis: Don't know how I feel about that
djalternative: yeah. buying a box set I kinda wanted a box set
KorrenTheNinth: oh good, variance. time to buy multiple copies kids!
LarkSachrosis: Remember the Professors
Viewers_Like_You: Narrator: There was not, in fact, fixing.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether:
the fixing is when you give evidence 
call_me_Aras: @LarkSachrosis I felt bad when opened a Simic booster and didn't find the chase card from the set in it.
wolfsark: are the shock lands in the packs or separate?
janMelantu: @wolfsark It’s a box topper
couchboyj: Shock is seperate, yeah
LarkSachrosis: advice folks, buy singles.
wolfsark: yeah makes sense
Earthenone: msrp died in the pandini
r10pez10: can i get that on a soundboard
wolfsark: you can play this on your private jet
couchboyj: And the packs are mostly 1 color with a splash
Viewers_Like_You: "MSRP"? Never heard of it, is that the next Universes Beyond set or something?
betazed15: Are we actually huffing magic cards bwahhahahahhaa
call_me_Aras: Do magic cards smell like fuzzy peaches to anyone else?
Gaz_L: my LGS has a copy on the shelf, i should check how much they're asking
janMelantu: LRR getting high off of pack smell is my favorite bit
Rogue_07: Magic Scratch & Sniff?
frank_the_great: Target has them for $70+. TCGPlayer is cheaper, but ramps quickly
LarkSachrosis: Do they smell like the 40K commander decks?
thanzo: Microsoft RP
IbunWest: Would probably be cheaper to just play a game of commander and use playing pieces from an actual game of Clue
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AtrusOfMyst: I think Maro puts premium in his car
KorrenTheNinth: whoever last committed a murder irl goes first
Alness49: Some prime free radical monomers
zendikonsage: does it smell like apple-scented swamp ball grease?
Diabore: wheeler lost a die roll!
hatboozeparty: Is the poison capitalism?
A_Dub888: $70?! Poggifers! Fetch me some Oofa with added Doofa!
Fanklok: Is asseline the stuff Beej puts on his lips?
squ3e: Someone tell serge he can bleee
squ3e: bleed*
ritchards: draw land on first turn?
djalternative: all the rares in the packs are reprints
MegaDosX: No, new Lonis
HadesLeprechaun: there's like 2 or 3 good ones
call_me_Aras: Lonis, Gene Expert
thraximore: Wheeler's monkey paw only allows him to win dice rolls in 2-player games, he forgot to specify multiplayer games as well
frank_the_great: Combos with a light breeze
Decaped: Cryptobros invading Ravnica
as_ever_ellesandra: thats the OG one
Reece42: Is this the one with the rakdos card that investigates 4 times?
MegaDosX: !card lonis, genetics expert
LRRbot: Lonis, Genetics Expert [1{G/U}{G/U}] | Legendary Creature — Snake Elf Detective [1/2] | Evolve / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on Lonis, investigate that many times. / Whenever you sacrifice a Clue, put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature you control.
HadesLeprechaun: also the azorious bird thing that psudo fogs
YeetTheRich_: oh yeah riffle shuffle fresh unsleeved cards
ihlendrax: Lonis was the one new Legend I did get in my box.
IbunWest: That many times? Jeebus.
YeetTheRich_: love it
niccus: old border Clue lavinia is $26
janMelantu: unsleeved is liberating
wolfsark:
not in sets with double sided cards
Viewers_Like_You: They had packing tape back in the day
r10pez10: baseball sleeves eh
IbunWest: I defintely remember sleeving baseball cards in the mid 90s.
ritchards: Graham too powerful, attack him!
ihlendrax: What guild combos did everyone open?
niccus: but it looks like mostly shocklands
QuixoticScrivener: damn the card reader!
LRRbot: Selesnya Guildgate | Land — Gate | Selesnya Guildgate enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
kristof162028: Hey Ben is shivam excited to play commander mustard in commander?
thanzo: I'm just bad at shuffling, so sleeves help with that
Williams4jesus:
hd_dabnado: it took longer than I thought when I played it in Chicago
LRRbot: War Screecher [1W] | Creature — Bird [1/3] | Flying / {5}{W}, {T}: Other creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
KorrenTheNinth: if it's anything like clue with my family, depends how much wine is available
LarkSachrosis: N+1 hours, where N is...
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NotCainNorAbel: 4-5 hours for the Risk version
A_Dub888: !findquote bird
LRRbot: Quote #799: "Your aim is true, *** bird." —Graham [2015-10-07]
Viewers_Like_You: I think it was 60-90 mins
kristof162028: Yes sorry about that
LRRbot: Selesnya Guildmage [{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Elf Wizard [2/2] | {3}{G}: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token. / {3}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
Diabore: uh oh
aitsu100: its prob his favorite card now
superdude097: @NotCainNorAbel I think you mean 4-5 days
Williams4jesus: !findquote excited
LRRbot: Quote #2545: "I'm scared. I'm always scared. Then there's a brief moment of excitement, then despair." —Alex, regarding Watch & Play [2016-05-17]
LRRbot: Roofstalker Wight [1B] | Creature — Zombie [2/1] | {1}{U}: Roofstalker Wight gains flying until end of turn.
OldUncleDan: Shivam's base state is excited.
squ3e: Oh man I remember that cardd
AtrusOfMyst: This could have been a wight card
Lord_Hosk: If the question is "Is Shivam excited" the answer is likely yes.
squ3e: looked sweet back in the day
thanzo: that zombie has wings, sometimes
call_me_Aras: That's a black card, not white though
LarkSachrosis: I mean, I do kinda want Commander Mustard for the upgrade to my boros EDH deck I've been planning for...
Fanklok: If you want to know how excited he is check out the latest episode of Ben and Shivam Love Magic
couchboyj: Roofstalker White definitely sounds guilty to me.
IbunWest: If only there was a podcast where Shivam could tell people how much he loves specific magic cards.
Alness49: Writes down Plains
superdude097: Always loot
KorrenTheNinth: boros garrison loots now that's cool
LRRbot: Roc Charger [2W] | Creature — Bird [1/3] | Flying / Whenever Roc Charger attacks, target attacking creature without flying gains flying until end of turn.
Jadaris: collect evidence is a mechanic, discarding seems good
Viewers_Like_You: First there was a murder, and now cheat step? Crimes everywhere!
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northos: Graham is just suggesting questions
MegaDosX: Imagine just hip-shotting an accusation first combat damage
janMelantu: @IbunWest with, say, another person who loves magic. like, maybe wheeler
ihlendrax: And now Wheeler gets a treasure.
Dromos_GHG: We're Clueing!
KorrenTheNinth: I was about to say, suspect is a keyword
LRRbot: Spellgorger Weird [2R] | Creature — Weird [2/2] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Spellgorger Weird.
MegaDosX: Oh, how weird
r10pez10: i would like to imply
aitsu100: so wieird
Gaz_L: "i spitball that..."
Mischievous_Catgeist: its because we dont actually have to solve said crime we could just kill everyone
thanzo: I surmise
Larkonus: "I suggest... that the guildmage died of natural causes and we all go home."
r10pez10: i did deuce
NewtyNewts: I'm just throwing it out there...
Diabore: @Mischievous_Catgeist if everyone who knew of the crime is dead, is it really a crime?
Mischievous_Catgeist: exactly
Tweygoh: All the other detectives are dead, guess the case is solved
couchboyj: Plot twist, Guildmage Body isn't dead yet, they all want to kill him, and they're deciding how. "I suggest we do it like this...'"
TjPshine:
Pulled a ravages of war in my fallout boisty 
happy little magic boy today
thanzo: some sort of surmise part
powerflapjack: @Tweygoh if we can't figure out who killed the guildmage, the planeswalkers kick the shit out of each other and walk away as per The Norm
Mischievous_Catgeist: plot twist the players did it and are just deciding how to cover it up
Cptasparagus: saucy.... peacock using the candlestick in the secret passage.....
thanzo: *surmise party
wolfsark: kaya was busy
powerflapjack: @Cptasparagus happy international women's day
LRRbot: Unruly Krasis [1GU] | Creature — Shark Octopus Lizard [4/4] | Trample / Whenever Unruly Krasis attacks, you may have the base power and toughness of another target creature you control become X/X until end of turn, where X is Unruly Krasis's power. / {3}{G}{U}: Adapt 3.
Bugberry: their ghost is shy
UnknownFriday: Okay, so we have Ravnica Clue. Can we eventually get Ravnica Kill Doctor Lucky?
as_ever_ellesandra: much like teysa maybe they don't wanna talk right now
Cptasparagus: @powerflapjack yee haw
aitsu100: cuz we refuse to pay teh Orzhav
Diabore: im sorry what
squ3e: Maybe the ghost got spozzabumm'd like Bylaw and Order
ritchards: Shark Octopus Lizard??
MegaDosX: Good lord
Larkonus: That's... pretty good.
Gaz_L: or 7/7s?
Lord_Hosk: 3 mana 4/4 with upside with upside and upside... THE HECK?
Dr_fragenstien: in murder mysteries sometimes the culprit does something else to the body to make it seem like they were killed another way
Mischievous_Catgeist: shartopus
call_me_Aras: shlozard
A_Dub888: Are there Ruley Krasis?
northos: We got there
Bugberry: shiztopus
Gekyouryuu: Liztopark
KorrenTheNinth: new DJ name acquired
YeetTheRich_: shitpizzard
janMelantu: Lizarktopus
TheDevil_Risen: Lizarktopus
SnowBuddy18: Sharktopizard (to the tune of Shock the Monkey)
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LRRbot: Dagger Caster [3R] | Creature — Viashino Rogue [2/3] | When Dagger Caster enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to each opponent and 1 damage to each creature your opponents control.
MegaDosX: Oh boy
OldUncleDan: Does Cori want to make an accusion?
call_me_Aras: shalizpus
brainbosh: New album King Gizzard and the Shocktopizard
Bugberry: that was original Ravnica block?
OldUncleDan: accusation
LRRbot: Roofstalker Wight [1B] | Creature — Zombie [2/1] | {1}{U}: Roofstalker Wight gains flying until end of turn.
thanzo: power word: knife
thraximore: it was, pretty sure
couchboyj: He's got his Knives Out, so he's on theme
Alas_Babylon: Wheeler is correct
Viewers_Like_You: "Wise and ancient wizard, what spell do you have for us in this trying time?" "A knife!" "NO!"
Bugberry: seems like it was. I opened a ton of that set and yet don't recognize it.
thraximore: a KNIFE
niccus: curiously, throwing knives at everyone isn't a crime
northos: colonelmander
Taveena: I ship it.
Mischievous_Catgeist: at night it is a mustard drill
LRRbot: Martial Impetus [2W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and is goaded. / Whenever enchanted creature attacks, each other creature that's attacking one of your opponents gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
AtrusOfMyst: The classic internet shocktapus on pizzard debate
call_me_Aras: Colonel Mustard and Commander Ketchup and Leftenant Relish
Gekyouryuu: Goaded with the sauce
Gaz_L: just slathering that Krasis with sauce
Diabore: i wonder what the shark octopus lizard tastes like with the sauce
Lord_Hosk: You also promoted Wheelers card to a Marshal making it the highest ranked card on the field
Snowcookies: "I showed you my evidence, please respond" - Graham
LRRbot: Chemister's Insight [3U] | Instant | Draw two cards. / Jump-start
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ypsilonkappa: You can't play that card in this game. Maybe after, but not in this clue tie-in... Wild 😂
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MrPipboy3000: Wait, so its a shark, lizard, octopus and now a goat?
anhakha: Need a clue x star wars crossover. Grand Admiral Prawn.
LRRbot: Doomed Traveler [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | When Doomed Traveler dies, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
KorrenTheNinth: Marshall Mustard, host of the limited condiments podcast?
LRRbot: Erratic Visionary [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | {1}{U}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Gekyouryuu: Marshall Sutcliffe vs. Martial Sutcliffe
Gaz_L: i still prefer the story where Olivia got confused and thought Kyle Hill was Kibler for real.
ritchards: Niv Mizzet, the attractive destination?
wolfsark: i always feel safe when niv mizzet is around
Bugberry: I bet Colonel Mustard loves mustard on his Ravnican sausages.
Lord_Hosk: Niv Visit... Head of the Ravinca Tourism board.
janMelantu: @KorrenTheNinth With his co-host, Lieutenant Scott Vargas
A_Dub888: !findquote wrench
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Viewers_Like_You: IDK, I feel like Ravnica has some great tour guides - especially if Tyvar Keld and his good buddy Arni were to come to visit
chaostreader: Wait. Doesn’t Niv mizzet hate other dragons, so he would attack planet dragon visitors?
malfnord: Passive-Aggressive Clue is a hell of a thing.
aitsu100: subtractive deduction
KorrenTheNinth: @janMelantu I'd subscribe to that
powerflapjack: i mean detective conan's been going for what, 93 volumes?
Gaz_L: "ah you see, she iz doing ze evil voice, so she mus' be guilty"
QuixoticScrivener: the treasure is a cool “catch up” mechanic
Cptasparagus: some commander mussy
NotCainNorAbel: @malfnord I see you have played with my family
anhakha: It was Beej in Moonbase 3 with the Mr.Mime plush.
NewtyNewts: Eventually we'll kill the jukker
HadesLeprechaun: we know who it is by knowing who it isn't
SnowBuddy18: Punch the other people investigating until they give you their evidence
A_Dub888: #ThanksObort
zendikonsage: not the makers of after-sausage
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
ritchards: yes, everyone...
TheDevil_Risen: extrude some of that ravnican sausage for me please, with a side of commander mustard
NewtyNewts: *killer
superdude097: How often do you suggest a culprit/weapon/location that you have the card for in order to throw off the other players?
TheDevil_Risen: and some of that monkey tail
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LRRbot: Thriving Bluff | Land | Thriving Bluff enters the battlefield tapped. / As Thriving Bluff enters the battlefield, choose a color other than red. / {T}: Add {R} or one mana of the chosen color.
MrPipboy3000: Graham has engorged his weird
Heefnoff: @TheDevil_Risen What a pickup line
LRRbot: Ornery Goblin [1R] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [2/1] | Whenever Ornery Goblin blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, Ornery Goblin deals 1 damage to that creature.
anhakha: To blaaaave
LRRbot: Footlight Fiend [{B/R}] | Creature — Devil [1/1] | When Footlight Fiend dies, it deals 1 damage to any target.
Heefnoff: What's good Wheeler
Gekyouryuu:
A thought: if the bylaw caused people to become upset, surely the campaign would be called Bylaw and Disorder no? But it isn't, so everything must be fine.
TheDevil_Risen:
@Heefnoff actually, it could be
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Gaz_L: ah, Guildmage Boddy is only mostly dead
Heefnoff:
@TheDevil_Risen 
NewtyNewts: The deck's name is Steve Jobs
janMelantu: @superdude097 usually when I’m looking for a specific piece of evidence, I use other things i know
KWardJenx: This isn't fair. Wheeler went as Columbo for Halloween AND he's solving mysteries on Bylaw and Order. He's a Great Dane away from being a one-man gang of meddling, crime solving kids.
aitsu100: knife oil is the smell
Heefnoff: Feet don't have eyes why do they need lights
r10pez10: you telling me a stage handed this foot light
TheDevil_Risen:
@aitsu100 it's apple swampball grease 
LRRbot: Whisper Agent [1{U/B}{U/B}] | Creature — Human Rogue [3/2] | Flash / When Whisper Agent enters the battlefield, surveil 1.
call_me_Aras: Gourjar
Heefnoff: You're telling me a foot lit this stage hand
LRRbot: Rapid Hybridization [U] | Instant | Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. That creature's controller creates a 3/3 green Frog Lizard creature token.
r10pez10: ranica classic
MrPipboy3000: Isn't it a 5/5 now?
Gekyouryuu: Do the Rakdos have any giants in their guild? Which is to say, do they have a maximum stage hand size?
superdude097: Frizzard
Viewers_Like_You: Don't the counters stay on the thing?
OldUncleDan: Woouldn't it be a 5/5?
doomdrake13: @Viewers_Like_You Nope.
r10pez10: (destroyed)
NewtyNewts: What the frog doing?
A_Dub888: !findquote frog
LRRbot:
Quote #3256: "FROG 
ER 2!" —Alex [2016-08-17]
Heefnoff: J'accuse!
Viewers_Like_You: Oh right, not a transform
MrPipboy3000: Oh, destroy and replace ... gotha
janMelantu: @Gekyouryuu Well Rakdos himself is pretty large
ritchards: Where my frogs at!!
OldUncleDan: Nevermind! I can read cards and have it explained to me that way!
LRRbot: Living Lightning [3R] | Creature — Elemental Shaman [3/2] | When Living Lightning dies, return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.
r10pez10: i think the thing i am enjoying most about this is how straightforward the decks are
powerflapjack: thaaaaaaaat's jumpstart!
Viewers_Like_You: His thing was Weird (the Al Yankovic Story)
r10pez10: thank you for the enhance, paul
KorrenTheNinth: that's the spirit!
Viewers_Like_You: !card Oyobi, Who Split the Heavens
LRRbot: Oyobi, Who Split the Heavens [6W] | Legendary Creature — Spirit [3/6] | Flying / Whenever you cast a Spirit or Arcane spell, create a 3/3 white Spirit creature token with flying.
r10pez10: with a shadow of a doubt
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LRRbot: Ecstatic Electromancer [1{U/R}{U/R}] | Creature — Goblin Wizard [2/3] | Prowess / Whenever Ecstatic Electromancer enters the battlefield or attacks, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
janMelantu: Betrayers of Kamigawa classic
r10pez10: cool card
OldUncleDan: Well, Kathleen is four color.
MegaDosX: Dimir go punch
superdude097: Wouldn't Impetus resolve first since G controls it?
superdude097: Or does it not matter
superdude097: ?
MegaDosX: !card unruly krasis
LRRbot: Unruly Krasis [1GU] | Creature — Shark Octopus Lizard [4/4] | Trample / Whenever Unruly Krasis attacks, you may have the base power and toughness of another target creature you control become X/X until end of turn, where X is Unruly Krasis's power. / {3}{G}{U}: Adapt 3.
MegaDosX: I don't think it matters the order
TheThirdTail: It doesn't matter
MegaDosX: Since Krasis is the base P/T
NewtyNewts: Something something layers?
Jundinator: Ooh pog. Can't wait for this to hit the YouTube
Paranundrox: Order doesn't matter because of layers
theevilslime: here's a big brain move, removal on an attacking creature that's about to hit an opponent, so that its controller doesn't get info
Fanklok: Thanks to the magic of layers it doesn't matter what order they resolve in
Viewers_Like_You: Krasis specifically defines base power and toughness, as opposed to just defining the power and toughness
r10pez10: big if
theevilslime: this seems like such an interesting concept
Paranundrox: P/T setting comes in like 7b and adding power and toughness is always the last step of layer 7
couchboyj: Delightfully devilish, Wheeler
r10pez10: treashaaaa
Jackomaning: I thought you didnt choose who you suggested to?
MegaDosX: Accusation with split second
LRRbot: Discovery // Dispersal | Discovery [1{U/B}] | Sorcery | Surveil 2, then draw a card. // Dispersal [3UB] | Instant | Each opponent returns a nonland permanent they control with the highest mana value among permanents they control to its owner's hand, then discards a card.
Decaped: Can you accuse only as a sorcery?
asthanius: “stifle your suggestion”
LRRbot: Thief of Sanity [1UB] | Creature — Specter [2/2] | Flying / Whenever Thief of Sanity deals combat damage to a player, look at the top three cards of that player's library, exile one of them face down, then put the rest into their graveyard. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast it.
Jackomaning: ah yeah
MegaDosX: Hell yeah
Paranundrox: @viewers_like_you those are the same thing - there's not actually a distinction in the rules, "set base power/toughness" is just new language to clarify
Viewers_Like_You: @Paranundrox Ahh, interesting!
MegaDosX: I remember when people thought this was great in Standard
lirazel64: Cori singing Cam's song.
Paranundrox: Since there's some new cards that explicitly call out base P/T
KorrenTheNinth: oh yeah, thief of sanity *RTR standard flashbacks intensifies*
Cptasparagus: Graham should excuse himself and go grab a forth erolingas and see how confused Wheeler gets when he casts it
TheDevil_Risen: Did your clue box have 3 of one type, 2 of another type and then 2 non identical, or was it more of a mix?
code1300: Kathleen got another treasurer, right
djalternative: They're all mono-color with a splash
HadesLeprechaun: you only get basics of one color in each booster
MegaDosX: Also yeah Kathleen needs another treasure for providing evidence to Wheeler
LRRbot: Gods Willing [W] | Instant | Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn. / Scry 1.
sirspate: Ravnicaluha
ProfAlgeBro: does Kathleen get a chance to defend her crown this year?
theamc2000: gods are willing to be one ravnica? to not destroy it?
MegaDosX: Ah, got it
MegaDosX: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
r10pez10: don't listen to us
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djalternative: !lovebeej
LRRbot:
Chat loves Beej and I love Beej 
Viewers_Like_You: Pretty sure Kathleen has fifteen treasures and a food
NewtyNewts: !chat
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
Paranundrox: One of the classic blunders
Dog_of_Myth: Never listen to chat.
Gekyouryuu: @theamc2000 the gruul have at least 2,a pig and a mole
MegaDosX: I think a Commander FNPF with the new legends from this set would be fun
djalternative: on my dinner plate?
ihlendrax: !findquote Santa
LRRbot: Quote #5731: "I'm gonna go punch Santa!" —Paul, In a sing-song voice [2019-01-17]
Paranundrox: Clue Commander would be cool
Earthenone:
if only the set came with legendary creatures you could use as commanders or something 
theamc2000: @gekyouryuu do they not destroy?
call_me_Aras: Cluedommander woould be great
Gekyouryuu: Ah, fair point
r10pez10: !addquote (Wheeler) [Now] Shirtless in July, sailors delight!
LRRbot: New quote #8940: "Shirtless in July, sailors delight!" —Wheeler [2024-03-08]
Aarek: spiderverse kingpin?
MegaDosX: Well in some mythologies Santa is also Odin, so he'd be able to handle business if he needed to
JDMan94: Nah, gotta be Spiderverse block man
Sibwow: the one who climbs the ladder
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jessieimproved: The one that's shaped like a beefy obelisk
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r10pez10: santa can climb ladders to get onto rooves though
HadesLeprechaun: shpoidahman
NewtyNewts: @Lord_Hosk top tier card, day 1 ban worthy
Gekyouryuu: What about the one from the daredevil movie? Clark Duncan?
hackingducks: not the daredevil movie one?
MrGibberish: @dog_of_myth how?!?
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hackingducks: @Gekyouryuu same brain!
goombalax: Michael Clarke Duncan's kingpin was awesome
Dog_of_Myth: @MrGibberish It already existed. I just bring it to light.
call_me_Aras: Per-fect Strat-tegy, clap, clap, clap-clap-clap
DrDunnans: @Lord_Hosk actually broken card, pls nerf
Krillin_fan: @goombalax basically the only good part of that movie
janMelantu: there are many excellent Wilson Fisks
Lord_Hosk: @goombalax Michael Clarke Duncan's (insert anything) was awesome
LRRbot: Doomed Traveler [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | When Doomed Traveler dies, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.
LRRbot: Direct Current [1RR] | Sorcery | Direct Current deals 2 damage to any target. / Jump-start
SquareDotCube: OKAY
NewtyNewts: Direct currants. Straight to my mouth.
call_me_Aras: Thief - of - Sa-ni-ty, clap, clap, clap-clap-clap
hackingducks: @Krillin_fan that and the N.E.R.D song. it's the only reason I (secretly) like that movie >_>
nova_plushie: idk how the rule for this goes but get accused make money sounds fun. If only it were that easy
KorrenTheNinth: are pilots just holding priority so no one else flies the plane?
NewtyNewts: Izzet?
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Krillin_fan:
@hackingducks I do not remember the song, but i'll give it a listen
theamc2000: the clue part of this game is neat
OldUncleDan: Is it Izzet?
Lord_Hosk: It would appear it Izzent
LRRbot: Leapfrog [2U] | Creature — Frog [3/1] | Leapfrog has flying as long as you've cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn.
thraximore: it's his magnum card for his magnum deck
Viewers_Like_You: Yeah, when I played, the rooms were definitely the last thing any of us figured out as well
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Featherweight_: Not for W for Wori or Wraham ?
Viewers_Like_You: Didn't help that one player ended up with basically nothing but rooms in his evidence
TheDevil_Risen: I had to work, what did i just miss?
Gaz_L: 8 rooms
call_me_Aras: 8 with the two removed
hackingducks: @Krillin_fan well, it's rap and it's early pharrell, so be warned... but the beat slaps.
Snowcookies:
It's a manor Graham 
putz12a: Well, there's 8 techincally, since the two removed ones were revealed
ritchards: so the secret tech is to get suggested a lot, and sneak in an illegal Revel in Riches...
LRRbot: Consider [U] | Instant | Surveil 1. / Draw a card.
Cptasparagus: larger than Markov Studio Apartments
NewtyNewts: I guess that makes sense. 10 rooms?
YeomanAres: No bedrooms though
r10pez10: 6 times 5 times 8 is quite a large number
korvys: I am enjoying this, but the stream has a distinct lack of Tim Curry...
definenull: karlov manor X duskmourn crossover when
OldUncleDan: You would think that the room would be the easiest and most obvious one.
Lord_Hosk: All the Karlov's sleep in Coffins why would they need bedrooms?
goombalax: if hallway and secret passage count as rooms then my old 2-bedroom apartment had as many rooms as this mansion
call_me_Aras: @YeomanAres No, it's just in Ravnica no one kills people in the bedrooms. You know how hard it is to get blood out of sheets?
Gaelan_Maestro: Stack em up like shipping containers
TheDevil_Risen: 240 Possibilities
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theamc2000: last word phantom is not in the clue
NewtyNewts: Smoking that pipe.
chaostreader: I feel like Wheeler could easily give up on the clue game and just try to kill everyone else.
lirazel64: @goombalax Your apartment had a secret passage?
Lord_Hosk: @Dog_of_Myth Thanks for the gift sub!
r10pez10: wow house of blues?
dewrules235: Am I seeing this correctly? they included a bunch of themed to Clue cards and they literally do nothing for the game?
definenull: c'est une pipe?
Lord_Hosk: guess I missed my resub notice
LRRbot: Undercover Butler [2{U/B}] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/3] | Whenever Undercover Butler attacks the player with the most life or tied for most life, it can't be blocked this turn.
MegaDosX: Outstanding
Dog_of_Myth:
@Lord_Hosk Thanks for Niv-Visits.
thraximore: I think I missed it: are the evidence cards distributed throughout the various packs or are they separate?
Gaelan_Maestro: Lead pipe
TheDevil_Risen: that would have been so much fun, wish they had those in Aussie
SquareDotCube: oh god, *that* House of Blues. The one that had the infamous Sonic 15th anniversary party.
definenull: suddenly mario appears out of nowhere
Viewers_Like_You: Oh man, I wandered into one of those tiny rooms at one point, and it had a POWERFUL odour of Herbal Intoxicant
NewtyNewts: It's got the pipe organ
Bugberry: check out the pipes on this one
hackingducks: they all just start singing when you go in. because... pipes...
janMelantu: @thraximore the evidence is in a separate pack
goombalax: @lirazel64 it was a weird former electrical access closet that they drywalled over. it was still on the floorplan and had a lightswitch
superdude097: @thraximore They're separate. They were delt out at the start
r10pez10: what
Gaelan_Maestro: Secret pipesmen?
jessieimproved: Undercover Brother actually not awful
MegaDosX: That seems great in this format
dewrules235: @janmelantu so the cards they’re sharing are the Clue themed Magic cards?
NewtyNewts: Dethrone but blockers
A_Dub888: not YET
kristof162028: So g do you think clue would be more interesting if the layout was more like betrayed at the house on the hill layout?
definenull: i mean yes the player can't be blocked
lirazel64: @goombalax Ah, do-it-yourself contracting!
korvys: Tim Curry
Viewers_Like_You: I think it means the player's life total can't be blocked
MegaDosX: Too much hair to be Agent 47
TheDevil_Risen: Nice Hitman 47 joke on the butler
LRRbot: Coordinated Assault [R] | Instant | Up to two target creatures each get +1/+0 and gain first strike until end of turn.
Bugberry: butler by day, butler by night
Gaelan_Maestro: But can he buttle
definenull: like that theros draft?
MegaDosX: It was foretold!
KWardJenx: They did the thing!
janMelantu: @dewrules235 yes, borderless versions of the weapons, characters, and lands
r10pez10: oh that hallucination of a draft deck yeah
62MGcobra: now where's the badger
Khalstrom: All these Theros cards are ruining my immersion
MegaDosX: Also the treasure goes away
NewtyNewts: Any... gnostics?
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Bugberry: Funny enough, Bump in the Night would be very appropriate for this game.
ladyjessica: knowsmen?
Gaelan_Maestro: Thup
citizen_pain: Why didn't tim curry get a card in this set
call_me_Aras: is it appropriate to point out that Wheeler's scarf looks like a burlap sack?
xinofos: Cori needs to investigate why the pipes are flooding her mana base!
NewtyNewts: Unseen University has a pipe room. It's the bathroom that BS Johnson designed
NewtyNewts: Ooh, it's my step!
r10pez10: significantly yes
Gaelan_Maestro: Now i want a rocky horror picture show secret lair with tim curry art
definenull: the click five
call_me_Aras: By a Canadian!
r10pez10: there was also a boyband called "Five"
Juliamon: Take 5 is a solid candy bar
janMelantu: A Jazz song in 5/4
r10pez10: sorry, "5ive"
thraximore: dave brubeck
TheDevil_Risen: and a mushroom smuggling Blorber @Wheeler
hesterbyrde: Take Five is def a Jazz standard. A very awesome one.
ShaneLeeAtk: 5 Alive
AtrusOfMyst: I prefer draw 4
KorrenTheNinth: 5 alive yeah
Featherweight_: my fav sfx in qwerpline is the tiny little door thump after michail does a random comment
r10pez10: three's a crowd
goombalax: take 5/4 trample
nova_plushie: number 5 is alive
janMelantu: The “/4” is implied
Viewers_Like_You: Was it Commander Clamato with the Five Iron in the Live-ing Room?
hackingducks: music is the silence between the notes
TheDevil_Risen: see, its about the notes you don't play, seee>?!
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Dr_fragenstien: story has it that 'Take 5' was made because at the time there was no dances you could do in 5/4, therefore making the dancers "take 5"
OldUncleDan: So, in my trip to Montreal, I found out that the entire QWERP-line playlist (as of March 2nd) is roughly the same length of time as it took me to go from my town (Mankato, Minnesota) to the Canadian Border.
r10pez10: as a home viewer i should have maybe also kept track of who's been asking what
NewtyNewts: trea-juri
call_me_Aras: I listened to most of Qwerpline on my flight back to Canada after a year in England
LRRbot: Repeal [XU] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent with mana value X to its owner's hand. / Draw a card.
theamc2000: is it plum, with pipe, in the secret passage?
TheDevil_Risen: That Cough! poor Kathleen, someone get her some water !
OldUncleDan: *giggle* Man-Kay-Toe!
Diabore: removed the sauce
Gaelan_Maestro: Or some lenon tea with honey
chaostreader: but we don’t even know what cards are getting revealed.
adambomb625: each of us randomly guess something different!
TheMadS8nt: it was Tim Curry, with the Knife, In the billiard room
call_me_Aras: Only on your turn
code1300: did Cathrine draw from repeal
NewtyNewts: Only if you haven't combat suggested, too
Gaelan_Maestro: @themads8nt while singing a toe tapping tune
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Viewers_Like_You: "This weekend at the Scarlet Wrench Lounge"
call_me_Aras: The fact that evidence suggesting gets everyone makes it an excellent late game way to finish things ups
NewtyNewts: Scaroungench
MegaDosX: Go for it Graham
MegaDosX: What could go wrong
CaptainSpam: "Scarlet with the Wrench in the Lounge" is the worst Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds cover I've ever heard.
OldUncleDan: Treasure! Raining down on me!
Reece42: 90% of detectives quit right before they blindly solve the murder
ritchards: So if you suggest and no-one gives evidence, that's the game, right?
NewtyNewts: !card crackle with power
LRRbot: Crackle with Power [XXXRR] | Sorcery | Crackle with Power deals five times X damage to each of up to X targets.
Featherweight_: but if you do nail early dinner
YeetTheRich_: but if you're right it would be a pog moment
YeetTheRich_: think of the content
NotCainNorAbel: you also have to win before someone else guesses
MegaDosX: But what if you're right!
MegaDosX: Do the content play!
code1300: Kathleen drew from repeal right
NewtyNewts: Graham's cards are still mostly hidden
LRRbot: Unruly Krasis [1GU] | Creature — Shark Octopus Lizard [4/4] | Trample / Whenever Unruly Krasis attacks, you may have the base power and toughness of another target creature you control become X/X until end of turn, where X is Unruly Krasis's power. / {3}{G}{U}: Adapt 3.
Viewers_Like_You: "Gee, Senator. Y'know, I don't know much about Billiards, but my wife tells me..."
janMelantu: So either Wrench is definitely the murder weapon or everyone knows it isn’t and is using it to flush out better evidence
call_me_Aras: Is it Finale of Glory?
nova_plushie: without knowing anyting. I blame the simic
missmollyjames: What happens if you accuse correctly? Do you win?
janMelantu: @missmollyjames Yes
call_me_Aras: @missmollyjames Correct
NewtyNewts: @janMelantu Or they know who has it and aren't asking them
r10pez10: i think i went there once
NewtyNewts: Ploungope
missmollyjames: Gotcha gotcha
TheMadS8nt: ahh the plum rope lounge, what a fun place
Lord_Hosk: If you accuse correctly the room goes wild and throws up Kermit hands
hidingbox: The real mystery is which fictional detective all the players most resemble
definenull: It means no worries
goombalax: Kraulumbo
Chesul: Kraulumbo!
raulghoulia: wheeler noted lollipop eater
QuixoticScrivener: dirk gently
Featherweight_: remember you got a jumpstart in the bin G
Dog_of_Myth:
Gekyouryuu: what about Dick Van Dyke in Diagnosis Murder?
Lord_Hosk:
Graham gets Gus from Psych 
theamc2000: Remington Steele for Graham, cuz it don’t know
jessieimproved: I watched the heck out of some Murder She Wrote
r10pez10: yeaaaaaaaah
Gekyouryuu: @Lord_Hosk you mean Shawn?
NewtyNewts: Grissom perhaps?
Lord_Hosk: Nope
ghizmou: I was thinking JC danton
YeomanAres: I wanna be miss marple or Lenny briscoe
korvys: Well, last year
sgowell: Constantine
Tweygoh: Maybe young Detective Morse
nova_plushie: now what fictional criminal do you resemble.
TheMadS8nt: yea Graham would be Shawn from Psyche
Decaped: HAHAHA
superdude097: Munch from SVU maybe of you squint?
MrGibberish: @lord_hosk James is Lassie
lochnessseammonster:
YeomanAres: Arthur weasly
Viewers_Like_You: Mark Williams
Gaz_L: Mark WIlliams
ritchards: the Gerry Anderson series?
OldUncleDan: Perhaps from the Father Brown Mysteries?
MegaDosX: Also Rory's dad in Doctor Who
MacbethSeemsSus: I'll get me coat
Featherweight_: I know him from Red dwarf
Gaz_L: he's in a few eps of Dwarf, to be fair
nova_plushie: i could see Kathleen as carmen sandiego
Gaz_L: mostly in the first 2 or 3 series
sgowell: Olaf Peterson
NewtyNewts: I need to check out Red Dwarf sometime
korvys: Without the glasses, Graham might look like Gil Grissom (the main guy from CSI) - he had a beard
KorrenTheNinth: and?
r10pez10: "priest who solves crimes" is a good hook for a show
QuixoticScrivener: Jenny Flint from Dr who.
theamc2000: the actual detective of Remington Steele
Dr_fragenstien: she's the one we're detecting
raulghoulia: Kathleen's stlye is the same as Jessica Jones'
NewtyNewts: @korvys That's roughly what I thought
Featherweight_: its like ep 1 and one of the later series where the crew is back
ghizmou: Lisbeth Salander
Cptasparagus: is there a vampire detective?
TheMadS8nt: yea Kathleen would just be Carmen lol she solves the crimes of how to get things away from their owners
Gaz_L: Kathleen does give a bit of Miss Fisher
nova_plushie: if you were theives or criminals tho
Jadaris: @r10pez10 isnt this Evil
Viewers_Like_You: I mean, I could see Kate Mulgrew playing Kathleen in a movie, and she was Mrs Columbo in that ill-advised show
Krillin_fan: Renee Montoya aka The Question?
hidingbox: I mean we could go Sherlock de Vere based on the Friday Nights episode
thanzo: scandinavian neo noir detective?
goombalax: carmen sandiego would be a great detective at solving her own crimes
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Gaz_L: Also, Miss Fisher is a banger show if you like classic whodunnits
JonnyGlitched: Hello everyone! What did I miss?
TheMadS8nt: damn, Graham figured out the super secret weapon of the Crandlestick
Juliamon: I've meant to watch Miss Fisher, I love her style
Juliamon: had a mutual who was a big fan
Lord_Hosk: Ohhh Did other Graham Stark ever play a detective? (to the google!)
NewtyNewts: Not quite a detective, but Cybersix for Kathleen?
LRRbot: Street Spasm [XR] | Instant | Street Spasm deals X damage to target creature without flying you don't control. / Overload {X}{X}{R}{R}
LRRbot: Scuttling Sentinel [1{G/U}{G/U}] | Creature — Crab Elf [3/2] | Flash / Vigilance / When Scuttling Sentinel enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature you control. Until end of turn, that creature becomes a blue Crab in addition to its other types and gains hexproof.
call_me_Aras: I just finished The Name of the Rose a few weeks ago. It was incredibly fascinating.
JonnyGlitched: Skuttles!
A_Dub888:
ghizmou:
Krillin_fan: on a crab note
janMelantu: Carcinization!
Dog_of_Myth:
NewtyNewts: Crelf
thraximore:
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Scuttinel
MegaDosX: Every day he's scuttling
hidingbox: Time to gab
call_me_Aras: Crablizoctark
goombalax: Every Day I'm Scutlin'
janMelantu: everything becomes crab
Earthenone: scutt-land yard?
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TheDevil_Risen: yeah, yeah, yeah Thunder Drake!
squ3e: wait does singer see the second spell cast?
MrGibberish: !card thunder drake
LRRbot: Thunder Drake [3U] | Creature — Elemental Drake [2/3] | Flying / Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Thunder Drake.
Tweygoh: Suggesting a solution: Time to gab. Going to combat: time for crab
Fanklok: Thunder Drake is my favorite video game character
squ3e: !card singer of song
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
raulghoulia: How much do you wanna bet there's gonna be a card in Thunder Junction that's Midnight Cowboy who's flavor text is something about I'm walking here?
theamc2000: rukh the kasba
NewtyNewts: Raw Cat
Lord_Hosk: Graham looks like British comedian Graham Stark as Inspector Nugen in "Let's Get Laid" a comedy film from 1978
squ3e: What was the white spell kathleen jut cast?
LRRbot: Thunder Drake [3U] | Creature — Elemental Drake [2/3] | Flying / Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Thunder Drake.
MrGibberish: @lord_hosk lol
LRRbot: Seller of Songbirds [2W] | Creature — Human [1/2] | When Seller of Songbirds enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Bird creature token with flying.
squ3e: Oh, my mistake ok
JonnyGlitched: I'm half way through my Autism testing it's taking forever
Viewers_Like_You: Oh! Benoit Blanc with a beard. G just needs to put on a good Foghorn Leghorn
AioliWashington: no it was Tim Curry this whole time!
r10pez10: i should really watch the second knives out movie
lirazel64: Kathleen loKathleen looks like Harriet Vane as played by Emily Richard.
JonnyGlitched: Then I also need ADHD testing and CPTSD testing
call_me_Aras: I should really watch the First Knives Out movie
dewrules235: so how do they win? somebody has all three things they say?
r10pez10: yeah, that or you just win the game of magic
LRRbot: Ribbons of Night [4B] | Sorcery | Ribbons of Night deals 4 damage to target creature and you gain 4 life. If {U} was spent to cast this spell, draw a card.
MrGibberish: @r10pez10 I heard good things. but also heard it’s not as good as original
MegaDosX: Wow
northos: yessss ribbons of night
Arboille: @r10pez10 the second one isn't nearly as good as the first sadly
chaostreader: @dewrules235 Normal clue rules if you know what those are.
JonnyGlitched: nuts
JonnyGlitched: premo black removal
Viewers_Like_You: @dewrules235 No, if the envelope has the things they say
NewtyNewts: Graham's inner monologue: "stop hitting Cori and hit me!"
nova_plushie: HE SAID THE THING
r10pez10: MrGibberish Arboille if it's clear that daniel craig is having fun doing it i think i'd still enjoy it
r10pez10: but i should probably also rewatch the first
MegaDosX: You can do both right?
MegaDosX: Suggest and then accuse?
Viewers_Like_You: I found both Kniveses Out to be quite fun, and I'd continue to watch them as long as Daniel Craig is having a good time
MrGibberish: @r10pez10 the series is a sorely missed genre
janMelantu: Graham reminds me of Detective Inspector Richard Poole from Death in Paradise
LRRbot: Sage's Row Savant [1U] | Creature — Vedalken Wizard [2/1] | When Sage's Row Savant enters the battlefield, scry 2.
r10pez10: Cowboys and Aliens popped into my head the other day too
Fanklok: I'd believe scarlet has wrenched a few balls
definenull: J'accuse!
chaostreader: Literally no one except wheeler and Graham have seen any of grahams cards.
r10pez10: here we go
Viewers_Like_You: Mustenchroom!
theamc2000: it is exactly what I did not guess
DeM0nFiRe:
MegaDosX: Whoops!
definenull:
Diabore:
Dog_of_Myth:
malfnord: womp womp
sgowell:
62MGcobra:
JonnyGlitched: I mean, play to your outs
janMelantu: No wait, Graham is DI Jack Mooney from Death in Paradise
Diabore: wheeler no longer cares about the non magic aspect of this game
definenull: mood
djalternative: whelp, if you can't beat 'em, kill 'em
JonnyGlitched: kill em all and leg dog sort em out
Featherweight_: Now wheeler just has to kill everyone that disagrees with him
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Fanklok: Damn that was my blind guess at the start
A_Dub888: !findquote control
LRRbot: Quote #6527: "Great, now I'm having to assume direct control of my lungs." —Cameron [2019-10-29]
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MacbethSeemsSus: Trying to figure out who in LRR is most like Archie Goodwin
Dr_fragenstien: it's not that wheeler is wrong, he's just not right YET
MrGibberish: @r10pez10 cowboys and aliens was.. something
NewtyNewts: @LRRbot DAMMIT
JonnyGlitched: Anyone who ever accused me of murder is about to be murdered
MegaDosX: The flavour of that is interesting
TruPhantomAngel: Okay, so we think we found a detective vibe for Graham. Charles Hayden Savage from Only Murders in the Building.
NewtyNewts: @JonnyGlitched Mur-diddly-urdered?
Viewers_Like_You: "It was Mustard with the Wrench in the Ballroom!" "No, he *bleck*" "What about you, do you disagree?" "No, detective!" "That's what I thought."
definenull: *villager noises*
code1300: treasure
AioliWashington: it was Nicol Bolas with the Citadel on Ravnica 🕵🏻♂️
Pharmacistjudge: it was never apothecary white
r10pez10: kathleen "one top hat away from prof leyton" de vere
JonnyGlitched: snitched get candle sticked
Viewers_Like_You: Like a knife through mustard!
NewtyNewts: Hot knife through mustard?
JonnyGlitched: snitches*
AioliWashington: mustard knife bread lettuce
TheDevil_Risen:
haha rood Wheeler
TheDevil_Risen: as long as there's concent
TheDevil_Risen: *consent
MegaDosX: Spoilers, Wheeler!
MichaelSnowbird: hahahahaha
NewtyNewts: three for six there!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: And here I thought it was the knife with the rope in the candlestick.
SnowBuddy18: there are a person, place, and thing involved
call_me_Aras: It was a person with a thing in a place as opposed to a thing with a person in the void
LRRbot: Conclave Evangelist [3{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Elephant Cleric [4/4] | Myriad / Whenever Conclave Evangelist deals combat damage to a player, create a token that's a copy of Conclave Evangelist.
MegaDosX: Oh my god this thing
Rogue_07: I owe you from the thing with the guy in the place and I'll never forget it!
Diabore: wtf is this card???
r10pez10: the hell is this
Viewers_Like_You: Oh man, it's got his riad
definenull: uhhhhh
Reece42: Woof
r10pez10: clue exclusive i assume
MegaDosX: Yeah this thing gets out of hand /rapidly/
NewtyNewts: the hell
nova_plushie: He may be accusing me of murder. but he did pay me for it soo
Dog_of_Myth: Call all the Elephants
JonnyGlitched: Elephant Evangelicals seem particularly dangerous
call_me_Aras: it's like the Master in mini\
janMelantu: Oh my god
Dr_fragenstien: they myriad copies go away, the copies of the myriad copies don't
AioliWashington: it’s a hellephant
NewtyNewts: So... make up to 3 tokens turn 1?
trebuchetboy: That elephant is nuts
Rogue_07: @trebuchetboy peanuts, even
NewtyNewts: Elephangelist
TheDevil_Risen: The Loxodon Paradox
northos: CORI
lirazel64: @jonnyglitched I knew there was a joke there somewhere.
janMelantu: Kinky…
trebuchetboy: @Rogue_07 You win this round
TheDevil_Risen: was the elephant ever in the manor?
northos: what you really, really want?
MegaDosX: What you really, really want?
Rhynerd: Good Elephant, Bad Elephant, Dadaist Elephant.
r10pez10: this must be a tree
call_me_Aras: It was the elephant in the room
Pharmacistjudge: it’s never the pharmacist
NewtyNewts: Trredger
LRRbot: War Screecher [1W] | Creature — Bird [1/3] | Flying / {5}{W}, {T}: Other creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
djalternative: a worse creature?
OldUncleDan: Conclave Evangelicals + Cathar's Crusade = Not allowed to play your Commander group anymore.
Rogue_07: A Warse creature
janMelantu: The Library, the next Pro Wrestling Arena
LRRbot: Snow Day [4UU] | Instant | Tap up to two target creatures. Those creatures don't untap during their controller's next untap step. / Draw two cards, then discard a card.
AioliWashington: yay! snow day!
r10pez10: what is a strixhaven card doing here
MegaDosX: Forget she has it!
MegaDosX:
MadWolf1290: what a combat trick
Alex_Frostfire: What is a strixhaven card doing here? Omenpaths.
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janMelantu: @r10pez10 limited gameplay
NewtyNewts: Just
SnowBuddy18: the War Screecher mana accidentally got untapped too
AioliWashington: it was Graham. in the top right quadrant. with the elephant
NewtyNewts: G left now
ritchards: Is Boddy even dead?
Diabore: graham aint making it out of this turn cycle huh
LRRbot: Passwall Adept [1U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | {2}{U}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
MegaDosX: Oh wow what a cool spell
theevilslime: well, checking the accusation is contacting Boddy's spirit, and Boddy being insulted that you got it wrong
AioliWashington: daaaang you just got snowed in
Earthenone: neat card, wheres it from?
Diabore: id hit the elephant tbh
call_me_Aras: Snow Day was a film from 2000 starring a young Josh Peck
LRRbot: Murder [1BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature.
code1300: tap the myriad elephants
AioliWashington: that’ll snow you
NewtyNewts: Mur-diddly-urdered
circusofkirkus: wait wheeler is the murderer!
JonnyGlitched: RTFM
Lord_Hosk: I accuse Wheeler in the Moonbase with the magic card
UnknownFriday: Reading the rules explains the rules.
code1300: but with what
NewtyNewts: That one was guild-sactioned
LRRbot: Martial Impetus [2W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and is goaded. / Whenever enchanted creature attacks, each other creature that's attacking one of your opponents gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
JonnyGlitched: When was the last time anyone saw Beej?!
NotCainNorAbel: Wheeler, with a card in Studio C
Fanklok: A DIFFERENT murder
superdude097: Wheeler in Studio C with his Rapier Wit
Viewers_Like_You: In this format, Murder is basically Shahrazad
Kazman20a: yeah I saw the last North 100
Alex_Frostfire: Hmm, I wonder who's the best at throwing playing cards?
Juliamon: Is This Your Murder Weapon, a new weekly stream
LRRbot: Izzet Signet [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Add {U}{R}.
JonnyGlitched: But the frothing is how you know it's good
AioliWashington: Izzet spit
janMelantu: It sure is graham
OldUncleDan: Yes it is Graham.
AioliWashington: Kathleen found the line
call_me_Aras: You should be able to choose between making a clue token or a Treasure token if you get suggestioned.
kristof162028: Corry you must attack with the enchanted creature right?
Diabore: kathleen at 4?
MegaDosX: Cori did her aura postcombat main phase
Fanklok: Sonic forces, Graham suggests
MegaDosX: So it didn't have to attack that turn
Diabore: i think G has it
MegaDosX: Cori gets treasure
AioliWashington: that’s my favorite indie rock band
LRRbot: Sumala Rumblers [2{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Wurm [*/4] | Sumala Rumblers's power is equal to the number of creatures you control. / Myriad
code1300: Cori treasure
r10pez10: hell yeah it does
TheDevil_Risen: Sumala Rumblers sounds like a good name for a swampball team
MegaDosX: That looks like it's going to get out of hand too
MegaDosX: Just not as bad as the elephant
Lord_Hosk: Im glad that everyone agree's that Cori is a treasure
r10pez10: ???
Viewers_Like_You: It's bigger than that, it's large
Dog_of_Myth: E g g
JonnyGlitched: my eggs get bigger the more their punched
NewtyNewts: Which egg video?
TheDevil_Risen:
Emu Eggs
LRRbot: Conclave Evangelist [3{G/W}{G/W}] | Creature — Elephant Cleric [4/4] | Myriad / Whenever Conclave Evangelist deals combat damage to a player, create a token that's a copy of Conclave Evangelist.
MegaDosX: OH BOY
LRRbot: Frostburn Weird [{U/R}{U/R}] | Creature — Weird [1/4] | {U/R}: Frostburn Weird gets +1/−1 until end of turn.
JonnyGlitched: #RIPJames
NewtyNewts: Frostburn? Weird
Krillin_fan: i dont remember that into to power rangers, but it's been a few years
ritchards: So the Big Brain play is to never accuse, but just kill everyone
call_me_Aras: Ya, I don't like that these packs aren't better collated to grant more variety in decks
WotC_Matt: "I don't need more information. I just need to stay alive." That's a mood.
LRRbot: Mighty Leap [1W] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains flying until end of turn.
JonnyGlitched: "How do I get better at MTG?" "Maybe don't draw quite so many lands"
adept_nekomancer: "Oops, all lands"
superdude097: Now Wheeler's butler isn't unblockable
zendikonsage: I just noticed Kori’s awesome hair color
JonnyGlitched: Can the shockland be a murder weapon?
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Featherweight_: enter clue step
hidingbox: I cast suggestion!
MegaDosX: Plum with Peacock
NewtyNewts: Plumpy ****
MegaDosX: When you need to hit a motherbusser with another motherbusser
niccus: huh, it's now safe to just make your guess as suggestion
definenull: do not attempt to portmanteau the 2 together
NotCainNorAbel: Murder is stored in the balls
A_Dub888: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! It's like an al fresco general store!
DAC169: the balls room
theamc2000: balls’ room
adept_nekomancer: The Peacock is stored in the ballsroom
MrGibberish:
@newtynewts 
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malfnord: Oh we're at Dashcon now?
Dog_of_Myth: Peacock went to DashCon?
WotC_Matt: In at least one time zone.
JonnyGlitched: My peacock in a box
Diabore: j'accuse!
DAC169: I just got here. so they're playing MtG while playing Clue: MtG edition?
TheWanderingNomad: J"accuse!
Diabore: what is it?
LRRbot: Commander Mustard [3RW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [5/5] | Vigilance / Other Soldiers you control have vigilance, trample, and haste. / {2}{R}{W}: Until end of turn, Soldiers you control gain "Whenever this creature attacks, it deals 1 damage to defending player."
LRRbot: Wrench [W] | Artifact — Clue Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has vigilance and "{3}, {T}: Tap target creature." / {2}, Sacrifice Wrench: Draw a card. / Equip {2}
LRRbot: Conservatory | Land | Conservatory enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}. / {4}, {T}: Investigate.
NewtyNewts: OffByOne
KorrenTheNinth: @DAC169 This is just what ravnica clue edition is, they haven't changed it
MichaelSnowbird: grats
JonnyGlitched: different kind of balls
Diabore: didnt cori guess knife?
Snowcookies: phrasing?
TheWanderingNomad: Of course you have two rooms for balls
A_Dub888: One room for each
Juliamon: DAC169 It's the Clue Edition of Magic, not the other way around
couchboyj: The balls room is a giant Chales Cheese ball pit, I assume
call_me_Aras: Can we see what everyone had
nova_plushie: but can you play billards in the ballroom?
WotC_Matt: "That's how it could have happened.... but how about this?"
Fanklok: The cowards need to include gun
northos: I prefer convex evangelists myself
call_me_Aras: I experimented with suggesting things I had to try and throw people off.
JonnyGlitched: rood
NewtyNewts: Do the myriad copies also make tokens?
definenull: betrayal!
Diabore: now kathleen has 4
TheDevil_Risen: GG Cory
Diabore: er, 3
TheDevil_Risen: #Cursed #JamesLRR
Viewers_Like_You: Like $4
r10pez10: $4.18 on scryfall's prices
Boomyakalolo: it's about 6 right now
Dog_of_Myth: $4.25
Lord_Hosk:
Its worth 
Wheeler
theamc2000: now it is a battle royal
Alas_Babylon: $5.49 on CardKingdom, but out of stock
HadesLeprechaun: $5.50 out of stock on cardkingdom
r10pez10: 1.46 TIX? it's on MTGO?
call_me_Aras: Between 6 and 8 CAD
an_archist2: the danganronpa school of solving murders
asthanius: weeeeeee
Viewers_Like_You: It's 3 and two Selesnya hybrid mana
circusofkirkus: Wheeler brute forces the game!
Bugberry: there was a recent detective mystery event in Granblue Fantasy were most of the detectives died, so this seems appropriate.
djalternative: Golgari has one of the two $10+ hits
A_Dub888: !findquote murder
LRRbot: Quote #3875: "Why don't we have a murder knife?" —Beej [2017-01-16]
LRRbot: Billiard Room | Land | Billiard Room enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. / {4}, {T}: Investigate.
JonnyGlitched: It's only murder if anyone else finds out about it
QuixoticScrivener: who could have guessed wheeler won magic
kirbytronic: They're the Clue bits. But yeah
Bugberry: It's better that they have rules than being glorified art cards.
Lord_Hosk: Graham, what was your early game accusation that you didn't make?
HadesLeprechaun: they have to sell product, graham, how else will they get the commander players (me) buying it
r10pez10: it reminds me a bit of the explorers of ixalan boardgame tbh
Viewers_Like_You: The real question - Would you play a game of Commander with the Clue rules stapled on?
JonnyGlitched: Hasbo didn't do too well this year
couchboyj: The evidence gathering helps avoid ganging up on people too, you want to spread your aggression around
LRRbot: Dimir Strandcatcher [2{U/B}{U/B}] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [3/3] | Flying / Whenever you attack, surveil X, where X is the number of opponents being attacked. / At the beginning of each end step, if three or more cards were put into your graveyard from anywhere other than the battlefield this turn, draw a card.
zendikonsage: the lands are the same art as the guild kits
QuixoticScrivener: each packet has a single focused color
NotCainNorAbel:
500
djalternative: do you wanna play like pack wars with the evidence cards then?
Viewers_Like_You: Fun note: You could recreate the Clue aspects with pen and paper and play with decks of your own, all by spending $0!
LRRbot: Mastermind Plum [2B] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Whenever Mastermind Plum attacks, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. If an artifact card was exiled this way, create a Treasure token. / Whenever you cast a spell, if mana from a Treasure was spent to cast it, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
ihlendrax: Looking at using the Clue cards for an alternate way to play Commander.
Krillin_fan: Explorers was underrated
MegaDosX: Explorers was cool
JDMan94: I think I prefer the Ixalan one
kirbytronic: I need to look up the Explorers vod, I haven't watched that one
LRRbot: Corporeal Projection [UR] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gains myriad until end of turn. / Overload {3}{U}{U}{R}{R}
MegaDosX: OVERLOAD?!?
MegaDosX: What the hell
Alex_Frostfire: Just attack everyone with everything.
LRRbot: Carnage Interpreter [1{B/R}{B/R}] | Creature — Devil Detective [3/3] | When Carnage Interpreter enters the battlefield, discard your hand, then investigate four times. / As long as you have one or fewer cards in hand, Carnage Interpreter gets +2/+2 and has menace.
Viewers_Like_You: For maximum chaos, you could always stack Explorers, Clue, Planechase, and any other extra rules you can think of into one massive mess of a game
ritchards: what's myriad?
definenull: 3 mana 55?!?
MegaDosX: @ritchards When it attacks, make a token copy attacking each other opponent, remove the tokens at end of combat
janMelantu: OH HELL YEAH HECKBENT BAYBEE
Diabore: @ritchards attack one opponent, get a token attacking each other opponent, token goes away end of (combat or turn)
LRRbot: Resonance Technician [3{U/R}{U/R}] | Creature — Weird Detective [4/4] | Flying / When Resonance Technician enters the battlefield, you may discard a card. If you do, investigate twice. / {T}, Tap X untapped artifacts you control: Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control with mana value X. You may choose new targets for the copy.
MegaDosX: Holy shit
LRRbot: Dimir Strandcatcher [2{U/B}{U/B}] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [3/3] | Flying / Whenever you attack, surveil X, where X is the number of opponents being attacked. / At the beginning of each end step, if three or more cards were put into your graveyard from anywhere other than the battlefield this turn, draw a card.
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Diabore: thats... not great
call_me_Aras: Might want that Resonance Technician for my Myra the Magnificent deck
LRRbot: Aegis of the Legion [RW] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has mentor. / Whenever equipped creature mentors a creature, put a shield counter on that creature. / Equip {3}
djalternative: oh. that's one of the good hits
Alex_Frostfire: "Anywhere other than the battlefield" would count any instants and/or sorceries you'd cast that turn as well.
Dog_of_Myth: Oh heck yeah.
SnowBuddy18: wait, which creature gets the shield counter?
definenull: WOW
NotCainNorAbel:
Snowcookies: lmao
Snowcookies: ty for the stream
janMelantu: @SnowBuddy18 the smol one
Diabore: @SnowBuddy18 reads like what you mentor
hesterbyrde: Thank you for the stream!
Khalstrom: I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife.
Dog_of_Myth:
call_me_Aras: You can't be the premier pilot of every type of deck in Highlander Wheeler, let Serge have soemthing
Alas_Babylon: @SnowBuddy18 The creature getting mentored
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coachNelly: I got here just in time to watch serge get dunked on ❤️
Fanklok: Does Ravnica have a novelty restaurant that's going to invest the multiverse?
Fanklok: Infest
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KorrenTheNinth: Thanks for a great stream!
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KorrenTheNinth: thaaanks cameron
TheDevil_Risen: Poor Enor
kirbytronic: So what I'm hearing is I want a horror RPG set there
A_Dub888: Is it condemned because of Enor?
djalternative: R-o-g-u-e
MegaDosX: How much has Bylaw and Order influenced Ravnica canon now? I know Avenir was in the flavour text of a showcase Generous Gift once
ritchards: reminder: Day Light Savings adjusting time
Fruan: Always ignore chat (especially me)
Viewers_Like_You: They're both video-style games!
superdude097: Big Boss Baby vibes
Decaped: Continuously infringe Serge's gimmick and beat Balatro before he does.
TheDevil_Risen: HAHAHA
Krillin_fan: is it a roguelike or a roguelite?
Transient_Bea: Hello!
Viewers_Like_You: Spellrogue is just Kicker
Chelsea12492: I actually have had the spell rogue in this your card up in the background while I was watching this. It seems a lot better than STS.
TheDevil_Risen: wheeler just made me IRL spit coffee
TheDevil_Risen: with the dark souls = slay the spire
cheshire_creeper: Oh I love Mad Rat Dead
Rhynerd: Considering how much Ravnica recycles, I wonder how long a building tends to stay condemned before its space gets reused
Dog_of_Myth:
NotCainNorAbel: instant classic
Juliamon: !rhythm
cheshire_creeper: It's the goods, the nuts if you will
phuznutz: @Viewers_Like_You LULZ ||=======:> nailed it!
Snowcookies: yup
A_Dub888: !findquote the list
LRRbot: Quote #6677: "I have a list of all of Beej's weaknesses." —Serge [2020-01-06]
cheshire_creeper: Mad Rat Dead is a *really* good rhythm game, up there with Everhood
niccus: uh.
Gekyouryuu: a centaur with no human parts is a headless set of legs
Rhynerd: top is dog?
adept_nekomancer: There's no rule that says a centaur can't be half dolphin.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's like half a horse, anyway.
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Fruan: Half horse, half gorilla
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62MGcobra: horse orge again?
Decaped: Minotaurs Centaurs Tritaurs
djalternative: fish top, horse bottom
djalternative: two in each is how I have it set
Krillin_fan: OOO
couchboyj: Phish? Are the horses groupies?
call_me_Aras: A Mertaur. A horse with a whole fish where it's head should be
A_Dub888: Morcana
Khalstrom: Bonus back in the box.
KorrenTheNinth: new set!
Krillin_fan: another draft?
KWardJenx: Who is playing?
Viewers_Like_You: Lorcana is basically Slay the Spire
phuznutz: Clusterflies alas
Snowcookies: James has been excited
hidingbox: Disney's Slay the Spire
Krillin_fan: Dinglehopper?
adept_nekomancer: "Ink the dinglehopper"
Earthenone: dinglehopper?
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KorrenTheNinth: ink my dinglehopper
Cptasparagus: dinglehopper
A_Dub888: Ink my life into pieces, this is my last resort
Gekyouryuu: how many legs? perhaps 8? maybe more? imagine.
SpoonfullOfSugar: sweet
definenull: there's been a noita
Viewers_Like_You: Nurder?
Rhynerd: Oh heck yea!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Would be rude not to.
hidingbox: Again. It would be rude.
A_Dub888: #BlameJames
Rhynerd: Garbage Day!
Raincoast_Bear: Clock Lincoln?
cheshire_creeper: wake me up, before you go go
Raincoast_Bear: 8 of 20?
mishotem: bong bong
MegaDosX: In-game, in-game
NotCainNorAbel: and Enor decided to not take the mushrooms; everyone else on the other hand
definenull:
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Pharmacistjudge: yes?
GrizonII: Oh dang; just got here and see I've totally missed it lol
definenull: (just in case, the scroll)
Gekyouryuu: lesbian dracula? you mean Carmilla?
DeM0nFiRe: nice
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
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Dog_of_Myth:
KWardJenx: Thank you for the fun stream.
Raincoast_Bear: You are welcome!
Raincoast_Bear: 3 arms
Viewers_Like_You: Okay Brennan Lee Stark
DeM0nFiRe:
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One_Armed_Geo_Dude: lol
call_me_Aras: They all have forearms though
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
goombalax: ending on spoons
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
call_me_Aras: Goodnight everybody!
TheWarDoctor8: bye!
Tweygoh: the spoons
Kurintoi: Spoony bard
One_Armed_Geo_Dude: Gotta be a 2 armed Graveller, but they're both on the same side
DeM0nFiRe: What if it's a 5 armed graveler and the geodude just put one in the bank to use later
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