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Metric_Furlong: ish
 margieargie: Alright, got some ice cream for this unseasonably warm 23C winter day, ready to go!
RebekahWSD: I'mma make ice cream tonight myself, but a bit to late to have it during watch + play
Metric_Furlong: what day is it? it's: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k
 margieargie: Always glad when someone posts that video, both for its own sake and so I can check if sound is coming out of the right speakers, since it likes to reset itself sometimes 
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Metric_Furlong: that would be nice, although last time is a *very* high bar to clear
 tidehollowcat: Fun fact: next Watch and Play is on the 9 year anniversary of Spud.
Metric_Furlong: oh no
  Foxmar320: oh yes
 CouldntPickAUsername: well the guy who made beauty copter did make a second game....
  Foxmar320: oh YES
Metric_Furlong: @CouldntPickAUsername they also made one before that too
 accountmadeforants: @tidehollowcat Oh damn, maybe they'll play a real bad game to commemorate it, like Myst.
 CouldntPickAUsername: I already sent it to Graham
 margieargie: Not quite as perfect as the 10 year anniversary of Prayer Warriors was, but...
Metric_Furlong: (I've played all three of them)
 CouldntPickAUsername: there's one I sent in a while ago that would be great but I also think Alex would appreciate
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 ButButTheJesus: hello, is this die gaarbendaag?
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 Nigouki: hallo
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 Didero: Hello GrahAlex!
 JadedCynic: I'm actually present for a W+P!
3PlayerPolitics: ❤️💙💜
 Gekyouryuu: Oh, cool, I only missed the intro
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 empyreon:   
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 codl_: i love normal video games
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 TheAinMAP: Hello.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
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RebekahWSD: Inflicted!
 ButButTheJesus: hiiiii graaaant, hiiiii alaaannn
kynelwynn: No religion games today, yeah?
WearingCats_CwC: Good wednesday streamers. I come to you now 100% more employed than I have been in 4 years
 AugmentingPath: Alex Steacy, noted Trash King
RebekahWSD: Hell Divers 2 stream was lovely
  TXC2: WearingCats_CwC  congratulations
 Keab42: Alex has developed a unique set of skills, but sadly has yet to build up a tolerance for the garbage.
 Gekyouryuu: That's not true, Graham. He has AN idea. That idea is: it's some nonsense
kynelwynn: So Alex is in Shangri-La Frontier, got it
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DoodlestheGreat: Hi Alex! Hi Graham! Just been watching the PAX Unplugged Saturday vid.
  Foxmar320: 
 tidehollowcat: Are you doing anything special next episode for the 9 year anniversary of Spud?
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 ButButTheJesus: Skyrim has taught us all
 northos: ah, passing down the gamer secrets 
  Foxmar320: Graham teaching her how games work
Metric_Furlong: oh right, Penelope's old enough to play games
  TXC2: !store
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 Gekyouryuu: @kynelwynn I had that same thought when I first started that anime
cle0deen: Hi
 Redbassist: 
WearingCats_CwC: hoi
 RocknGrohlNerd: Pure skill by G, right there
Angreed66: the gamer angle of rest
kynelwynn: Tangent: I'd like SLF more if it explained less and showed more. Ah well
  TXC2: Metric_Furlong  she's 8 now 
ardn93: Thanks, autobots!
 ButButTheJesus: Optimus died for your sins
 AugmentingPath: Metric_Furlong yeah, Penelope is 27 years old.  Feel old yet?
 Wolfstrike_NL: Skyrim horse theorem should be a class everyone should get
Metric_Furlong: @AugmentingPath joke's on you, I'm always old 
 Keab42: Orcus. Heckin' Chonker
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 korvys: But would you remember that you have really good luck?
Metric_Furlong: it was very much A Lot
  Foxmar320: Last episode was indeed a lot
 arcaneIllumination: What did I miss last time?
Metric_Furlong: @arcaneIllumination A Lot
 ValTheDrake: oh yeah, that was an experience
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Last episode was a religious experience, in every sense
 jessieimproved: That game was a game
 Darleysam: last on was an all-timer, for sure
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 KingOfDoma: garbage daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay let's go!
 Diabore: oh, THAT game
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 BigDaddyBland87: that was nuts
 JadedCynic: yeah, 
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3PlayerPolitics: YES. Perfection.
  TXC2: it was one of the games of time
nevermore913: It was a game
 Keab42: Battle of Angels sure was a thing
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 empyreon: THE ONE YEAR! 
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 lightfut: It was a peculiar brand of insanity
 RocknGrohlNerd: It was sooo good
 NightValien28: that is up there with spud
ardn93: I was *crying* multiple times watching that one.
  TXC2: thank is a STRONG word...
 Gizmoloid: six words - "from the creator of Zoo Race"
DoodlestheGreat: "Well isn't that special?"
Metric_Furlong: including not one but 3 nonsensical cameos from US politicians
 Rhynerd: faith sure can inspirw
 DigitalSeahorse: religious experiences
Metric_Furlong: so, arachnophobia warning for 10 seconds ago
WearingCats_CwC: Tar Alterra is the new plane in MTG, right?
 AugmentingPath: btw cw
 ButButTheJesus: spooder
 Saintnex: so original
   Anubis169: Garbage day!!
 BusTed: I prefer extra crispy
  Foxmar320: Zero to Spider real fast today
 sethtriggs: Original recipe?
Violet__Violence: spooder
 Redbassist: Spiper!
Angelic_Bovines: I loved Cate Blanchett in this
 sethtriggs: Also I've seen that spooder before
  Foxmar320: Bun bun
kynelwynn: bnuuy
  TXC2: Sanskrit ?
 DigitalSeahorse: bnuy
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 themlin: 3 away from half a year!
   Anubis169: The original language is Bunny
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 ButButTheJesus: BUMNMNY
 JadedCynic: what The Old Ones spoke
 Anaerin: Language: Original or Extra Crispy
ThirdFloorDraft: is it original, and all-spiced?
 couchboyj: Lets try the Extra Crispy language instead?
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 transcoder_: The Battling Angels. Don’t even play. Play and you’re dead.
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  TXC2: doggo!
 BusTed: 
 baltimore_667083: woof
 Redbassist: 
 KV1NN4: thgouht you'd be playing as the bunny for a second
 baltimore_667083: 
 PixelArtDragon: Language: Indo=European
 Anaerin: Oh, I love fullbright
 Didero: Do we get the play as the dog?!
3cbb: language: pre-babelian
 Didero: aw
 TheAinMAP: 
vanpart: That's the painting from House Party!
Violet__Violence: goodbye?
 sethtriggs: The dog has casters on its feet
 Didero: frisbee phased through fence
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   Anubis169: LOL
kynelwynn: no dog got out
  Foxmar320: Oh no
evilspoons983: mwaaaaah
cle0deen: Ahhhh
 AugmentingPath: aaa
 TheOtherTrevor: tiny dog or huge frisbee?
 BigDaddyBland87: Who gave that dog no-clip?
 LordZarano: Language: Original? So Proto-Indo-European then?
 RocknGrohlNerd: Save the animals?
Chesul: would be way more into this if you played as the dog.
3PlayerPolitics: ARRRrrrrr
 BigDaddyBland87: HAHAHA
 NightValien28: AAAAHHH
ThirdFloorDraft: original
Metric_Furlong: innovatice truck bed seats
 margieargie: Innovative truck bed seats!
  Foxmar320: LOL
   Anubis169: BAHAHAHAHA
RebekahWSD: Oh my GOD
 Saintnex: UHHH
 Redbassist: Whoa
  TXC2: PENDULOUS!
 sethtriggs: LEWD
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 JadedCynic: "Innovative TRUCK BED SEATS"
 MikoKisai: boingoingoingoing
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: This music os
offbeatwitch: LMAO
 malfnord: wobblewobble
 RocknGrohlNerd: Oh noo
 Anaerin: "Innovative Truck Bed Seats!"
 arcaneIllumination: ANOTHER rabbit? So this has happened before?
CAKHost: 
kynelwynn: jiggly jiggly
 blip2004: downhill you say?
 TheMerricat: INNOVATIVE TRUCK BED SEATS
 couchboyj: 
 JessKay: those physics sure are physicking
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Deeply incongruous
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Nigouki: this is already exquisite
 ButButTheJesus: exquisite
 AugmentingPath: dah
DoodlestheGreat: Now those are some REALLY innovative seats!
 margieargie: "D'oh!"
 Keab42: Oh. This is one of *those* games
 Gizmoloid: VOICEACTING!
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Oh she's from Philly
 lightfut: Oh geez it's jersey
AniLunchbox: first time I've seen side jiggle in a game lol
 Inari_Kitsune: Oh my
  Foxmar320: This Sims mod is wild
3PlayerPolitics: j i g g l e
 NoxStryx: Ino ative
 ButButTheJesus: is that Mary Elizabeth Winstead
fubargames: I see I joined the stream at a great time!
 arcaneIllumination: Spines do not bend like that.
 sethtriggs: "Intended for certain audiences"
   Anubis169: the hell?
 SpacePotato01: The anatomy is failing.
offbeatwitch: ??? the wiggle ???
Thatwasademo: why are there jiggle physics, she's not even really moving
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: That woman is from about...two blocks from me
 Dumori: This is impressive, for all the wrong reasons
 empyreon: that anatomy sure is
kynelwynn: to their credit, they did -try- to make the house have the things a house has
 JessKay: the scale here is really odd
gangalligalax: Aaaarh, them booba takes me back to the forst unskippable episode I ever watched. I wish Graham had exclaimed "breast physics!"
 couchboyj: Animation!
 tenthtechpriest: oh I see we dug up a gem today
 wedge_x: "Not without ya *car keys* ya not!"
 Saintnex: Why does her whole body shift like a pendulum
 Alas_Babylon: Thrilling grameplays
ThirdFloorDraft: important dialog
 blip2004: using the default animations is great
 sethtriggs: Oh that is an unfortunate skeleton
 jessieimproved: Is that just like an ad?
 Inari_Kitsune: How many dinners?
offbeatwitch: whats with all the truck ads
 Desruprot: good ol Bad games
 malfnord: Product placement!
 Dumori: How man truck bed seat ads
  TXC2: PROFOUND redneckness
 Redbassist: Trick this truck
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 EightBitArcher: don't worry, we can save the dog with our innovative truck beds!
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 RocknGrohlNerd: Get your facepalm protection ready, this is almost flat earth level stupid
 Keab42: How high does this engine's jiggle slider go?
 NoxStryx: Who doesnt have a truck bed seat poster in their bedroom
 DigitalSeahorse: 
ThirdFloorDraft: rts
 Desruprot: suddenly a lot of rain
 JadedCynic: S P O N S O R S H I P
   Anubis169: sudden torrential downpour
Metric_Furlong: @Keab42 it goes to "Yes"
 TheOneCalledStu: IT SURE IS
  Foxmar320: Started raining fast
 Pinwiz11: He's running the wrong direction!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TheOneCalledStu: its a real website
  Foxmar320: LOL
 BusTed: wuh oh
RebekahWSD: amazing
 empyreon: TEH END
 codl_: ah
   Anubis169: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 NightValien28: BEAR
Thatwasademo: Bear!
Koios7: 
kynelwynn: suddenly bear
 ButButTheJesus: BEAR
 Keab42: That sure is a rain filter
 NimrodXIV: suddenly
Metric_Furlong: exit pursued by a bear
 sethtriggs: That was a mistake!
 Nigouki: this music HAS to be stolen
  TXC2: bear is like dog right?
 JessKay: aaaa
 AugmentingPath: wasted
 northos: ded
  Foxmar320: welp he ded
 Saintnex: Welp, we ded
 codl_: rip to that guy
 tenthtechpriest: DEAD
 tabbyphobos: Oh, the gameplay is pepsiman
Thatwasademo: Head impact rock!
offbeatwitch: RIP
 couchboyj: Aaaaah
 Dumori: ararararar
gangalligalax: Okay THIS is ART
 Desruprot: Dead?
CAKHost: Ever just get beared?
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 Mnemonicman: 
 Cavemanhar: that scream
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tod_vom_himmel: sarlaac pit?
 Didero: roll credits
 Pinwiz11: TEH END
 ButButTheJesus: fin
 RocknGrohlNerd: Surak punch not enough bear
 KingOfDoma: this is legit ambitious for an asset flip game. still terrible, but ambitious! gotta give credit for actual effort!
 EightBitArcher: this feels like... a very strange chain of excalating cirumstances...
 TheAinMAP: 
 Keab42: And that was the first time I died.
 AugmentingPath: do we play as the bear?
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Charlie_Victor7: Easy game easy life
 Inquisitor_Xian: is that music from LotR??!?!?
3PlayerPolitics: suddenly, BEAR
 Desruprot: wait he isn't
 Redbassist: Guess who's not coming to dinner
 ValTheDrake: exit, pursued by a bear
elkae: great start i already can't breathe from laughing
 JadedCynic: so, the player takes control of the WIFE to rescue this dumbass?
 sethtriggs: Is this Undertale?
gangalligalax: And now you go fight the soldier of godrick
 malfnord: Thank god the skeletons broke my fall
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 AugmentingPath: oh hi mark
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 TheOneCalledStu: @LoadingReadyRun It is a real website
WearingCats_CwC: A stamina meter. Excellent
evilspoons983: well, the lighting isn't fullbright any more, that's nice
 Desruprot: A Large Large spider
 empyreon: oh hai Mark
 northos: el spidro gigante gigante
 TheMerricat: It's absolutely REAL - https://www.reartruckbedseats.com/collections/all
 JessKay: POW
Metric_Furlong: it's large and goliath
 korvys: It's "Large", Graham
 AugmentingPath: It's both Large and Goliath
 Dumori: Go MMA on a spider
   Anubis169: Dark Bowls
 Keab42: A Large Goliath spider.
 arcaneIllumination: Maybe he owns the truck bed business?
   Anubis169: well at least we've got health regen
Thatwasademo: glowing crystal, cool
  TXC2: spider that big would die from lack of oxygen
Chesul: I don't know, that bear was pretty magical.
 Sylenctone: I had this on audio only on my way home from work until now and it was WILD
cle0deen: Again?
 Didero: "why the heck is our truck bed seats store suddenly getting so many hits?"
  Foxmar320: I thought he died
 AugmentingPath: Diana's body is pretty extranormal
 malfnord: Priorities
 FlynnRaccoon: https://clips.twitch.tv/SmilingEsteemedElkPunchTrees-hDNzSJvamWFYP7pl
 sethtriggs: Priorities
 Keab42: El Spidro Grande Gigante
 baltimore_667083: mark what do you mean again
Thatwasademo: oh good, the inside is mostly modeled
 DigitalSeahorse: 
BrindleBoar: relationship issues can manifest in a lot of ways, including but not limited to giant spiders
AniLunchbox: OMG the gator ( or croc ) on the art for the truck bed business is amazing
   Anubis169: he caved
 AugmentingPath: very friendly regen rates
 Desruprot: oh my
 tidehollowcat: Thanks Mark
 couchboyj: To be fair, I'd forgive Diane for not buying that story
 Dumori: We in Morrowind now!
  TXC2: is this kyrptnite ?
 empyreon: you landed in a pile of bones, Mark
  Foxmar320: So much emotion
offbeatwitch: that's like. a lot of bones
 arcaneIllumination: Nicely collected human bones.
 Gizmoloid: Oh, my! dot gif
 JadedCynic: https://www.reartruckbedseats.com/
 eric_christian_berg: Barrel of Bones is the name of my punk band.
 BigDaddyBland87: Well I see they really invested on voice acting
offbeatwitch: maybe the cave is filled with co2
 blip2004: this is just a skyrim cave, like exactly the same as a bunch of vampire caves
 ValTheDrake: "that's beautiful" "are those human bones" in the exact same tone of voice
 Keab42: Oh no. My human bones.
 korvys: This is the second worse acted character named Mark I've ever seen
LordShadner subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 121 months!
 LordShadner:   
cle0deen: I hope he says "Honey I'm home" when he gets home.
 Saintnex: The whiplash Im getting from the VA delivery is wild
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 Anaerin: You would think someone would notice when surveying the property.
evilspoons983: this game gets a lot of credit for 1) actually attempting plot instead of just throwing you into an arena with random monsters and 2) actually having voice acting instead of making you read some random text box
 EightBitArcher: just... some barrels of bones... you know we could probably store those more efficiently in an innovative truck bed.
 SajuukSjet: this is the opposite of the Takei spectrum of Oh My's
 RocknGrohlNerd: Hello fellow human bones
Thatwasademo: are you sure that's stamina and not, say, magic
 Desruprot: @Anaerin you would think
 Keab42: I'm really hoping this voice acting is text to speech.
 AugmentingPath: Y'know, video game controls.  The normal ones
 JadedCynic: I'm sure they got the best their sponsorship money could buy...
Violet__Violence: peak voice acting
   Anubis169: no we defo can't squeeze through that gaping gap
 Didero: We can't go out that way, there's a bear
Chesul: why does there "have" to be another way out? it's perfectly believable that there wouldn't be.
 ArcOfTheConclave: that's some bad lighting
 LordShadner: that man sized gap
Bluemage76 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 90 months!
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 TheMerricat: Chat, meet Loyd - the creator of Innovative Truck Bed Seats - https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1126/1756/files/IMG_4446_2_480x480.jpg
 asthanius: advanced darkness
Metric_Furlong: @JadedCynic now, are we *sure* this wasn't done in-house, in a Chex Quest sort of situation
 Didero: Can you increase the brightness in the settings?
 AugmentingPath: spend more on candles
 RocknGrohlNerd: @anubis169 yes it would be foolish to even try 
fubargames: @Keab42 Text to speech voice "acting" sounds likely, yeah.
Violet__Violence: i thought we were past the whole dark=scary misconception but apparently not
 Redbassist: 
 DigitalSeahorse: Alice in wonderland but it's Steve in Caveland
 Desruprot: @fubargames getting closer to AI voice actors I guess
 arcaneIllumination: @TheMerricat I wonder if he knows about this game.
  Foxmar320: We should have asked that spider for directions
   Anubis169: the abyss really ran out of ideas
 asthanius: “boy howdy I sure do miss my bouncy wife”
Metric_Furlong: @DigitalSeahorse I think that's just Minecraft 
Violet__Violence: steve in caveland lmao
PotatoWraiths: this game sure does music at you
 ButButTheJesus: supposed to ride the spider back out
   Anubis169: feelin' so... daaaark siiiiiiiided?
 Inari_Kitsune: Aww life calls. Hopefully I'll be back soon.
 Desruprot: well this is definitely a game
 LordShadner: 
 DigitalSeahorse: @Metric_Furlong true 
  TXC2: so long Inari_Kitsune stay safe
 Didero: Should've brought a flashlight when you went to rescue your dog
   Anubis169: 
Thatwasademo: this is the worst DRG ripoff I've ever seen: no flares, no terrain scanner, no pickaxe, and you're not even short
 RocknGrohlNerd: The lack of light in game  is forcing me to shut off my lights 
   Anubis169: Can't see shit Cap'n o7
 AugmentingPath: Computer: Enhance
 Anaerin: Max Gamma!
 couchboyj: Its a timed event, as soon as you realize you missed dinner with Diane's parents, you decide you can fit through the gap in the entrance you found.
MegaTrain: is that a health bar in the corner?
 Didero: Maybe you can kick the rocks where he says he can't pass through? This is a W+P game after all
 AugmentingPath: MegaTrain the green and red are health and stam, yeah
 Desruprot: 
chaostreader: was there another exit in the large crystal room?
 ClodiumSoride: Catch you later in the VOD!
 TheMerricat: Chat, I my internet was rebooting, I missed the name of the game.... anyone catch it?
 Didero: Maybe our dude is just tiny
3cbb: make sure you get vaccinated for rabies
   Anubis169:  
  Foxmar320: Can we ask the bat for directions?
 RocknGrohlNerd: @anaerin I knew a guy with the same name 
 Desruprot: that bat was huge
 MAPBoardgames: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 18:07.
  TXC2: at least in dark souls the dark area is late in the game 
 Dromos_GHG: or maybe you shrunk
 KV1NN4: well now we know what hunts those spiders
 codl_: that's a nice bat model
ClodiumSoride subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 75 months, currently on a 75 month streak!
 ClodiumSoride: Catch you later in the VOD!
 Rourke9: maybe it is we who are small
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 AugmentingPath: The spider was Large and Goliath, though.  The bat's just Cave!
evilspoons983: big bat and spider, or did the guy shrink when he fell in the hole like in alice in wonderland
 Anaerin: Kick, Punch, it's all in the wrist!
cle0deen: Kick-punch is my main defense
 RocknGrohlNerd: Ded
 asthanius: mark, no!
Thatwasademo: Diana...
  Texan_Reverend: I cannae send more gamma, cap'n! I'm givin' it all she's got!
 JadedCynic: oh hai mark
3cbb: i like that they keep attacking your corpse
 MAPBoardgames: More spipers than expected
 TacitusVigil: Hello all. Are we just a normal guy in Dark Souls? We gonna die!
 LordManiMani: Is this Alan Wake 2? I haven't played yet and don't want spoilers
  Foxmar320: Oh our wife is going to be upset we missed dinner
Jean_Jacques_EB subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 60 months!
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   Anubis169: you're immortal?
 Inquisitor_Xian: Did the game call you a mark for losing? lol
  TXC2: hello TacitusVigil welcome
 JessKay: yes?
  TXC2: Inquisitor_Xian that's our name
 arcaneIllumination: THIS time?
kynelwynn: Tell her, the TRUTI
 RocknGrohlNerd: Truth, never
 asthanius: usually he just goes out and buys a new dog
 TacitusVigil: Wait, are we Bruce Wayne?
 DigitalSeahorse: are those giant brown recluses?
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I don't think this is text to speech, I think it's just not very good voice acting
 sethtriggs: Love the dull surprise
 AugmentingPath: bring back a giant bat ear, that'll convince her
Thatwasademo: Frequently gets into weird adventures and apparently usually doesn't tell the truth about them
 thebuzzstreams: Falling into caves is a weekly occurance.
 Desruprot: an scorpions apparently
 Didero: What's the bar below our health?
 BigDaddyBland87: Ohhhhh....this is a drug hallucination
 JadedCynic: "...this time" ಠ_ಠ
cle0deen: Thats the second time he's referenced having had something like this happen before...
 TacitusVigil: Hiya @TXC2 !
 Denny40k: Ooh, 99
Atarra: frequent isekai club
 KV1NN4: THis implies he lies to her the other times he skipped out on dinner with her parents...
DoodlestheGreat: He frequently gets into weird alcohols and she has to deal with it.
 Anaerin: He just really hates his in-laws, so he takes every opportunity to skip out when they visit.
 AugmentingPath: Love some good Cajun Blacken Scorpion
 couchboyj: Its established Lore that Mark has missed past dinners with Diane's parents
evilspoons983: I wonder if we'll ever find the dog
 ArdCollider: just keeps letting the dog out so he has reasons to go kick bats
 TheMadS8nt: omg yes! I have needed more bad in my life. this one doesn't seem..........as horrible yet
 FlynnRaccoon: Are there any naturally occurring crystals that emit light like this - that aren't dangerous?
offbeatwitch: hand-to-hand combat with a scorpion
 AugmentingPath: gmaeplya!
 Desruprot: blocking only reduces it by 4?
 DigitalSeahorse: couldn't tell of the spiders had 3 pairs of eyes spaced out
 mwlsn: This sure is some kind of thing that I've arrived in time for
 asthanius: I almost wonder…if you press F, do you get a flashlight?
 RocknGrohlNerd: @couchboyj in his defense, diana's parrent are bit racist at times
  TXC2: hello mwlsn welcome
 TheMadS8nt: who blocks, all offense all day!
Thatwasademo: I mean, it looks like we already have a very weak flashlight
 MAPBoardgames: Maybe they're friendly?
 Desruprot: hello darkness
Denny40k subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 99 months!
 Denny40k: 99 months, neat
cle0deen: I honestly don't know why Diane tolerates his shit
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 Didero: I really think this Mark guy just shrank as he fell down the hole
 thebuzzstreams: Oh no, where there's mushrooms, there's a whole hoard of badgers!
Knitting_Goblin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 53 months!
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 Rhynerd: last time the dog got out he almost recreated the plot of Pathways Into Darkness. Diane still thinks he just went on a drunken bender with a problem friend.
 Dumori: This is Morrowind, inexplicable books in a cave, big glowing crystals and now giant mushroioms
VanAvant: Head and shoulders above Tomb of the Giants
 TheMadS8nt: so whats the backstory here? why is generic 80's protagonist from a boring movie running around the caves from The Descent?
  TXC2: people bones
  Foxmar320: That skeleton was his past life
 ButButTheJesus: @Dumori now we need someone to give us wrong directions to the white spire
 ArdCollider: "my husband keeps letting the dog out to have an excuse to visit what he calls the 'bone pile' and I don't like it, AITA?"
EdibleDragon: Poor Mark lacks texture because he wasn’t in the Unity asset pack
 Anaerin: @TheMadS8nt Dog ran away, man chased dog, got intercepted by bear, fell down hole.
 tidehollowcat: @TheMadS8nt Chasing his dog, he was attacked by a bear and fell into a hole
 Dumori: @ButButTheJesus We just got jumping being so much faster
 DigitalSeahorse: took a wrong turn at Albuquerque 
 arcaneIllumination: @TheMadS8nt He fell into a hole after being chased by a bear while trying to retrieve his dog who escaped his backyard.
 Rhynerd: @themads8nt dog chased a rabbit through a fence he just fixed (badly), the man got chased by a bear into a pit while looking for the dog
 arcaneIllumination: Why is there paving?
 couchboyj: I'm hoping the diner is the final boss of the game.  You have to get through a David Cage style quick time event to avoid making a faux pas
  Foxmar320: LOL
 Saintnex: Not to mention the bear just wandering around
Thatwasademo: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
  TXC2: dogs are smarter then people
 KV1NN4: Spike doens't feel like a golden retriever name..
 empyreon: 
 TheMadS8nt: @Anaerin @tidehollowcat that was far more realistic than I was hoping lmfao
 thebuzzstreams: Reaaalllyy??
kynelwynn: Boss
 Desruprot: So cave larger than large
 mwlsn: He sure did sound completely sincere in his hope about Spike
 BigDaddyBland87: Mark...I think you might be smashed
 asthanius: orba
  TXC2: goilith is a type ?
BrindleBoar: this is a weird episode of Oki Oki
Angreed66: goliath was the type of spider
 ButButTheJesus: Goliath is a species
 Redbassist: 
richard_ermen subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 68 months!
 JessKay: orbajar
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 JadedCynic: "That poor guy was smashed" - in what sense of that last word?
ChargingFurret: Orbajar
 AugmentingPath: Desruprot yeah, like the Cave Bat
  Foxmar320: We got ORB
Metric_Furlong: ah of course, the orbajar
 TheMadS8nt: this is just Eight Legged Freaks the game
 TheAinMAP: 
 Saintnex: braise orb
 thebuzzstreams: ORB!
VanAvant: Aw yis, time to ponder
 Viewers_Like_You: This was "large cave", previous was "large goliath"
BalthusHomewood: Skyrim wants it's Fungi back
 JadedCynic: and are WE also that sort of 'smashed'?
 RocknGrohlNerd: ORB
 richard_ermen: Has this been made as a sort of tribute like a "The Room - The Videogame"?
 Luminaire_p: Deep Space 9 got much more interesting when they introduced the Orbijar
 SpacePotato01: No battery. 10/10
 TacitusVigil: Orbajar? We NEED to tell Adam abuot this!
 KV1NN4: How radioactive is that orb you think......?
 CouldntPickAUsername: so are bears regular size in this world or was that bear just a baby?
  TXC2: a lanturn ?
 ButButTheJesus: OEURB
 DigitalSeahorse: ORB
3cbb: not much what's orbajar with you
kynelwynn: It's an orb that is also a jar
An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to orbaja! 
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 DigitalSeahorse: 
  Foxmar320: Im glad he has health regin
Xooszi subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 54 months!
 Xooszi: 54 months! On garbage day, no less! Have a great stream, folks 
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  TXC2: KV1NN4 we're already dead
 couchboyj: About $3.50 if you wait for a sale
cheezweazl subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 110 months, currently on a 110 month streak!
 cheezweazl: Oh how I love garbage day!
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 NoxStryx: An orb that is also a jar
 JessKay: a frisbee??
 Saintnex: Good lord my man
 mwlsn: Remember when Chrysler had a little recorded voice that said "A door... is ajar" instead of a chime?
cle0deen: Master Rusty has found orbajar?
 Viewers_Like_You: frisbe is not for fence repair
 Anaerin: Doesn't "Frisbee" have 2 Es?
 margieargie: Definitely what you need to be worrying about right now
DoodlestheGreat: That seems a reasonable conclusion.
1ug1a: did not expect subtitles. good on them
 tidehollowcat: That is certainly A takeaway
Violet__Violence: hate that
 Didero: So after kicking a bunch of spiders to death, his conclusion is that it's the Frisbee Company's fault
 Dromos_GHG: ah so this game is karmic retribution
  Foxmar320: NOPE
 TheMerricat: So sad news chat. I looked up the dev and it looks like they have no connection to INNOVATIVE TRUCK BED SEATS. Other than they, themselves, worked in constuction prior to becoming a web dev then a game dev. 
  Foxmar320: Just NOPE
 ButButTheJesus: legs
 TheMadS8nt: I believe some spiders do hiss
 NoxStryx: When is an orb not an orb? When it's a jar
Despoiler98:   NOPE NOPE NOPE
 ButButTheJesus: all the legs
Thatwasademo: @Anaerin see, if you misspell it, you don't have to worry about trademark (this is a lie)
 DigitalSeahorse: and maybe put a cover on this big gaping hole to the rum tunnels of N'sburg
 ArcOfTheConclave: nope nope nope nope nope
Mysticman89: orbajar is a very unusual way of describing a will o wisp in a jar.
  TXC2: we're bringing back all the W+P hits this year 
 MAPBoardgames: Does this qualify as a spider faucet?
Atarra: oops all spiders
CranstonSnord: amazing chitin?
 Sudobyte: heh heh, chitin
 Akaiatana: Yes, that is exactly how I would avoid them.
 Koshindan: No way is this cave system receiving enough incoming nutrients to feed this clutter of spiders.
  Foxmar320: All of this is NOPE
 thebuzzstreams: This is one of those games that's not just letsnope adjacent, but should be a combo stream lol
evilspoons983: I like how this person is not concerned at all about giant spiders, but rather reflecting on their dipshit fence repair techniques
 couchboyj: Innovative Truck Bed Seats, not a sponsor of this game, we just loke them
 TacitusVigil: I'm not going to lie, I'm kind of disappointed in this Madame Web game.
 TheMerricat: You do seem to heal over time.
DoodlestheGreat: I'm in for a whole dime.
 Akaiatana: Less Spiders than Expected
 AugmentingPath: simply hide in the spiderweb, spiders can't get you there
Koios7: 
 ButButTheJesus: ah they're phase spiders
evilspoons983: the spider webs only have a texture on one side
 JadedCynic: 
 DigitalSeahorse:   wizard
Thatwasademo: The real innovative truckbed was the friends we made along the way
jj_q: bone pile is what they call the shag rug in my conversation pit
 Didero: That Large Spider earlier didn't seem really invested in attacking you either
Atarra: Union spiders?
 Luminaire_p: Union says we don't have to work if you get down there
CAKHost: "Darn it, he touched base. Guess we will go home now :c"
 TheMerricat: Jokes on you, one of the spiders had the key to getting out on them. 
fubargames: I'm thinking the spiders assumed you'd get, you know, stuck? Given all those webs?
Hangedman: oh no, the webs aren't disappearing, they didn't figure out how to make two-sided alpha
 thebuzzstreams: Their mom said they have Mark at home, that mark being of the "Oh Hai Mark!" variety
  Foxmar320: So there was no reason to go to spider hell?
chaostreader: also. how many people have gone missing around here that there are so many skeletons?
 TheMadS8nt: man if only this game had some form of scroll that allowed you to follow a guided path and you could track where you were going. whats that calls?
 Steelwolf171: That's a LOT of skeletons. Wouldn't people notice dozens of townsfolk going missing?
 couchboyj: Th real truckbed innovation was the orbs we jarred along the way
 ArcOfTheConclave: a dead end full of spiders and hate
 JadedCynic: "Wait - this is our break room; customers aren't allowed back here.  Get out- okay, that's it, I'm going to get Security..."
  TXC2: !findquote truck
  LRRbot: Quote #555: "I found a fire truck. Is that a problem?" —Graham [2015-07-30]
 Didero: How expensive was this game?
Chesul: oh good, not a spider, just a scorponoch.
 Viewers_Like_You: Can you go to "it's too dark" place now that you have the orbajar?
 mwlsn: that foley
  TXC2: so both kinds of arachnid down here
 sethtriggs: Love these huge hitboxes
 DigitalSeahorse: hug a wall
  Foxmar320: Ded
 TheMadS8nt: whats the DPS of an Orbaja?
 AugmentingPath: 
 sethtriggs: ow
 Akaiatana: You fell on your mark.
 TheMerricat: So chat in theory, there is more than these caves: "Help Mark find his way through dark scary caves, vast woodlands, a forgotten desert, while fighting off the native creatures of Tar Alterra. During your adventure you inadvertently start the end of the world. Hours of fun, fighting, questing, or just throw Mark off a mountain and watch him tumble."
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 BigDaddyBland87: yum....blackened scorpion
 TacitusVigil: I assume we've all made the legally required "Oh hai Mark" jokes?
 mwlsn: *muffled voice* "nm, m'm fm"
Hangedman: the bones are actually sacs that fill with air and discharge to move aroundp
 TennoHyena: Oh no... No no no
 teammanfred: How do you forget a desert?
 thebuzzstreams: winged kittties!
 Viewers_Like_You: Is that the Ocarina of Time jar smashing noise?
 codl_: breaking pots? this is just like dark souls
  Foxmar320: Did we find the gate to hell
 sethtriggs: Wow all this right below the surface! And this, friends, is why you Call Before You Dig.
 arcaneIllumination: Not gonna lie, love the last part of the game summary.
 Meark: I was about to say this was bad fallout after 30 seconds of gameplay, but now it’s bad Zelda? I’m confused.
 MAPBoardgames: Adventurers know that money can be found in pots. Buy smashing them, you'd be surprised how much you can URN.
Thatwasademo: put the orbajar into the jar o' orbs
 Desruprot: and suddenly not in a cave
 noSmokeFire: F
 lamina5432: you know adam's been playing a AAA game and i don't think the combat i this is much worse
 Didero: bzt
  Foxmar320: Ded
  TXC2: NOW we an isakai
 Meark: zap
 TacitusVigil: Oh crap, we're in Narnia
 Desruprot: uh
gangalligalax: Oh is this turning into an isekai?
 couchboyj: The orb has ben jarred
 AugmentingPath: 
 Koshindan: You isekai'd.
 sethtriggs: That's not fair!
 ArdCollider: zzt
 Luminaire_p: This looks familiar
 Nigouki: that IS how you would be after portaling
  Foxmar320: wat
 asthanius: ITS IAN
 Alness49: I feel we're now less close to back home then when we started
 Nigouki: IAN!
 tenthtechpriest: IAN
Thatwasademo: Ian?
 sethtriggs: I'd cower too
3PlayerPolitics: ???
kynelwynn: cat man
 DigitalSeahorse: he teleported to CATS
 tidehollowcat: Thundercats?
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: IAN!
 baltimore_667083: IAN?
 SpacePotato01: Well.
 Dumori: Kajjit Ian
 noSmokeFire: I love Klankor's text box covering his junk like a censor bar
 Pinwiz11: We demand Klankor jiggle physics
  Sarah_Serinde: Discount ripoff Ian character
 PuddleOfWeird: wut
 margieargie: Khajiit has wares if you have coin
 Meark: the 2second fades are amazing.
 blip2004: Krankor's long lost cousin
 ButButTheJesus: khajiit has fear
 TheMerricat: Oh, hai Mark!
  TXC2: wow Ian's a furry ?
 BigDaddyBland87: Krankor's furry cousin!!
 sethtriggs: Poing
 TacitusVigil: Klankor.
 JessKay: yeah actually why is this big cat ian
 thebuzzstreams: Haven't seen CATS Ian since before the pandemic!
 Saintnex: HOW
Atarra: oh this is VERY garbage 😅
EdibleDragon: Surprise Klankor!
  Foxmar320: wat
RebekahWSD: Pardon
 JadedCynic: Suddenly Cats! The Live-Action Movie
 DigitalSeahorse: Tar El Tatta
  TXC2: the teachings of TRUCKBEDS!
 malsareus: Klankor, brother of Krankor?
 SpacePotato01: Why doesn't he have a tail?
 KV1NN4: Red Dwarf??
 malfnord: Worst isekai ever. Which is kinda saying something
 Desruprot: 
CranstonSnord: time to set up that cult you've been dreaming about
 transcoder_: I am the Phantom of Klankor. Ha ha ha haaaaa
VanAvant: How many generations to a Bontoon?
 KV1NN4: You mean Fiji?!
 HorusFive: Oh good- we let them into our world
  Foxmar320: Uhhhh sure
 sethtriggs: This player character needs a mullet so bad
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Many generations we have waited for a medium white guy in Costco jeans and an overbearing Italian wife
 thebuzzstreams: Spiders live in heaven
 sethtriggs: TO or Of? Asking for a friend
 TheMerricat: Ok, subtitles and VA had a disagreement.
 noSmokeFire: the subtitles not matching is tilting me
 NightValien28: this is hurting me physically
 Didero: It's always disappointing when the subtitles and voicelines don't match
 TacitusVigil: Oh no, we're an idiot, aren't we?
Metric_Furlong: Alex
 tenthtechpriest: use the stairway not the gateway
cle0deen: So he did die?
  TXC2: to heaven? and not to Tal Altera ?
 ButButTheJesus: alex
 transcoder_: isakai can be bad
Atarra: this 3D remake of Cheetahmen is surprisingly choice
Despoiler98: those were words
 LordManiMani: Big familypcgames performance here
 ButButTheJesus: oeurb
 Orannis0: with your orbajar, OBVIOUSLY, 5head
  Foxmar320: NO
RebekahWSD: fucksake
 teammanfred: Nyow!
  Sarah_Serinde: nyow!
Critterbot: Please...
 Gizmoloid: meow!
cle0deen: Meow!
 transcoder_: !
 sethtriggs: show it to me now.
ardn93: 10/10, very good
 margieargie: Nya~
 AugmentingPath: I showed you my orbajar please respond
Hangedman subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 82 months!
elkae: lmaooooo
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 DigitalSeahorse: to me meow!
offbeatwitch: show it to me nyow!!!!
 couchboyj: So honey, I'm sorry I missed dinner, but a bear chaced me into a cave, the I orb ajarred, and then I became the King of some naked Thundercats
 betweenmyself: show it to me 
  TXC2: MEWOVERLOUS !
 Hangedman: so is this guy a distant descendant of your dog (dog guy model cost too much)
 ButButTheJesus: right meow!
 Admiralmatt: meow!
 DigitalSeahorse: right MEOW!
 RocknGrohlNerd: Kareem Abdul-Orbejar is in this?
 cheezweazl: lol
Critterbot: 
elkae: nyaaaaa
 TheMerricat: 🪦
elkae: :3
 NightValien28: PLEASE
 HorusFive: Mark- please- respect this new culture you're meeting
 DigitalSeahorse: unless..........
Pteraspidomorphi: Why did I think this started half an hour later
 NightValien28: this hurts
 Didero: If all of them have an Orbajar, why can't he just borrow one?
 MAPBoardgames: Klancor is showing his orbajar, he dones't have any pants
 Luminaire_p: UNLESS...
3cbb: unless...
 AugmentingPath: nyah 
 sethtriggs: This is magical
JAndersonCAD subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 42 months!
 JAndersonCAD: Man totally just joined at the best time. MEEEOOOOWWW
 ValTheDrake: unless... wink wink...
 Pinwiz11: Is it at the top of a Stairway?
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 ultin00b: I showed you my orbajar plz respond
Natimus_Prime subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 98 months!
 Natimus_Prime: This is some real grade F voice acting right here
elkae: this game is going to launch a thousand fanfics
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  TXC2: this guy just sounds evil right?
 Akaiatana: At your neck, I hold the Atreides Orbajar.
 Redbassist: Purrrrge
 bo_brinkman: Wow. I just can't. 
 Xaunaught: Skyrim quest noise???
 sethtriggs: @Pinwiz11 Zepp is NEVER wrong!
kynelwynn: purge of what Klankor?
 DigitalSeahorse: The Purge
 transcoder_: AO3 is warming up now
VanAvant: That's the Skyrim quest noise
 TheMadS8nt: idk if I'm more impressed that they have its mouth moving or disturbed that its mouth is moving
 Gizmoloid: the great purrrrge?
  Foxmar320: Settle in 
 dmsink: No chance of making it back in time for dinner now
Violet__Violence: okay be honest did a generative bot make this
Metric_Furlong: I'm just glad he didn't call it the great purr-ge
 lilyoftheveil666: Wow I can't believe they made a Cats video game
 DigitalSeahorse: kitties?
 Keab42: This is going to be another single game stream isn't it?
 sethtriggs: Ahahaha the reverb
 Xaunaught: I love lore
 RocknGrohlNerd: Stop saying orbajar, the word lost all its meaning
 JessKay: the power to move
 mwlsn: You need your orbajar to go to heaven... haha jk... unless...?
 AugmentingPath: RocknGrohlNerd luckily it didn't start with much
 JadedCynic: "you mean this Orbajar right here?"
 northos: the fire nation attacked through the stargate
 DigitalSeahorse: that's a hell portal
  TXC2: the fire stargate ?
 Saintnex: to hell?
 BigDaddyBland87: Fire Nation has a Stargate
3PlayerPolitics: ooh stargate
 Phailhammer: Evil Stargate
 TheMadS8nt: now I'm just impressed they put lore into this game
Oreo1369: Doom
 Didero: we Doom now
Pteraspidomorphi: 
 Meark: I appreciate the lore
Violet__Violence: mawp
 Redbassist: Mawp
 Viewers_Like_You: Should've closed the Iris
 sethtriggs: I feel like I've seen ads for this game from YouTubers heh
 Natimus_Prime: Wait a sec, aren't the ananaki the alien race from Scooby Doo that all talking animals descend from?
 AugmentingPath: it just didn't open to hAAAAAAR
 empyreon: oopsie woopsie
 ValTheDrake: good for them... oh, bad for them
 DiscordianTokkan: lol the Cronch noise after
 KV1NN4: Oh it was a portal to Hell-Mars?
 betweenmyself: I mean the fire should have been a giveaway
 richard_ermen: So...cutscene yes but cutscene subtitles no?
 TheMadS8nt: so you fell into a hole and wound up in Skyrim Doom?
  MikeSmith: is this the new Doom?
ardn93: Is this implying that our world is heaven?
elkae: Hey they found Big D! Like Spud in the sequel
 Desruprot: clearly the battle was for off screen
Critterbot: Yes.
 Sandboxgamer27: not hell, mars
 Keab42: I mean you'd be mad if some idiots opened a portal to your living room
 blip2004: hey, this thing opens demon portals, go get it so we can go to heaven. sure, what could go wrong
 DigitalSeahorse: he could use a pedicure
 HorusFive: The battle isn't important to see- just trust us
 Anaerin: Is-land
  Foxmar320: oh dear lord
 transcoder_: !
 DiscordianTokkan: Many Bothans dieded
 DigitalSeahorse: they*
Atarra: better cutscene than Kong
Oreo1369: Yes and Grahm
Metric_Furlong: it's a japanese war sword, Graham kappa
 TacitusVigil: Ok, new theory: Mark is super *super* high right now.
 JessKay: it means japanese sword, graham
VanAvant: If you kill them they drop a sweet Anakai
 Keab42: Klankor the Katana?
 mwlsn: One katana is twelve bontoons
 Viewers_Like_You: ooh, new noun just dropped
 betweenmyself: This is officially my nee favorite anime 
 malfnord: Somebody help I'm drowning in lore!
 DigitalSeahorse: I don't think this cat made their pronouns known
 Desruprot: so this is Isekai I guess
 asthanius: skyrim looks different than I remember
cle0deen: Its dangerous to go alone
  Foxmar320: The wife is going to be so upset we missed dinner
EdibleDragon: Closing the portal to Hell also seems important
 Keab42: Mark is going to be *so* late for dinner.
 Luminaire_p: I'll be weary
 cheezweazl: While you were using your Orbajar, I was studying the blade!
 HorusFive: Take the crap gear we just leave over there by the portal that never opensa
Pteraspidomorphi: I imagine we *are* weary
 transcoder_: @tacitusvigil has it he’s HIGH
 RocknGrohlNerd: Game, game! Stop trying to make the Orbajar happen nobody cares 
 betweenmyself: *new
 tidehollowcat: I'm already weary of speaking of the orbajar
 Didero: That's ok, we don't understand either
 teammanfred: Orbajar-jar binks.
 sephsays: I don't think we're gonna be able to take the whole table
 Akaiatana: Thanks, Ron Perlman
 lightfut: Oh shit, new Skyrim mod?
 arcaneIllumination: I'm definitely not evil.
 ButButTheJesus: sord
 RocknGrohlNerd: @teammanfred oh no🤣
 Pinwiz11: Remember when this was a Truck Bed infomercial?
 Meark: oh hey dark souls
ardn93: Callling it: Klankor wants the orb for themself. Bid bad confirmed.
 sethtriggs: I mean he was doing fine barehanded
 codl_: he stopped saying meow so i stopped paying attention
 TheOneCalledStu: oh the sword hold
CAKHost: We Darksouls now?
 Keab42: This is not where I expected this game to go TBH
Critterbot: I wish he'd rotate his sword 45 degrees.
 sethtriggs: Nice of Klankor to put furniture dollies on his feet
 JadedCynic: @Pinwiz11 I miss those innocent halcyon days...
 Rhynerd: think he’ll get to keep the sword, shield, and orbajar when he gets back? will that help convince Diana about what happened?
 betweenmyself: Great isekai, or THE GREATEST isekai?
averythetiger: Free Klankor 2024
 korvys: There is... something... to seeing a guy with a sword and shield in a dress shirt and jeans
 enkor2113: so this is like elon musks self insert fantasy game?
 Dumori: holding the sword blades parralle to the floor is wild
EdibleDragon: Klankor’s prominent spine
 Viewers_Like_You: Klankor's workout routine: 30 scimitars, 15 willoughbys, 3 sets of 10 wangjangles, and wrapping up with 10 minutes of flumbing
 Chaotically_Random: He.... has a zipper....
 Desruprot: a box canyon in the middle of nowhere, But I dont see a Chupathingy
 MAPBoardgames: Any fool knows how to swing a sharp piece of metal around and hope to cut something. But the pros? They know how to cut their enemies with an orbajar!
 JadedCynic: @Critterbot he holds it like it's a spatula]
 sethtriggs: As a fur-bearing creature, why is Klankor storing hides?
 Pinwiz11: And then he falls back to the beginning!
 DigitalSeahorse: get stuck
gangalligalax: I cannot actually believe that someone MADE this. Like, I've watched all of watch + play, but somehow this is breaking me
 Viewers_Like_You: I love the heroic "stuck in hole" music
 JessKay: old school skyrimming
  Foxmar320: We live in this hole?
 FlynnRaccoon:  ?
 sethtriggs: Oh COME ON dev!
kynelwynn: variety is good, G
 DigitalSeahorse: right into the sub ocean, oh pls
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 MAPBoardgames: yip! yap!
 noSmokeFire: one of those effort noises was recorded in an echoing bathroom
EdibleDragon: Klankor waited so long for this
  TXC2: for verity
 teammanfred: This is the punish hole for people trying to find the subocean.
  TXC2: *variety
 asthanius: let’s Sus out this Baka
 Desruprot: rip
  Foxmar320: LOL
 Chaotically_Random: SPLAT
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 Rumiir_the_Dragon: 10 years since Alex and Beej got shirtless on stream.
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 MAPBoardgames: The subocean calls to us!
 ButButTheJesus: time to weejee
  Foxmar320: 
VanAvant: Time to deliver the commandments
 sethtriggs: Press F
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: the jump noises sound like he has a case of hiccups
averythetiger: Oh no.  He Moses'd
 mwlsn: we found the fall damage!
  TXC2: we've done a science
 TheMadS8nt: feel like this game should be complemented for putting effort into the game then also scolded for making this game
 TheAinMAP:  
 RocknGrohlNerd: Plonk
 Chaotically_Random: I was hoping you spawned in the hole XD
 MAPBoardgames: Tail shaming
 JessKay: thicc scorpion
 Koshindan: Notably smaller bugs.
 noSmokeFire: mommy, why did that scorpion scream
 sethtriggs: "Fattalied?"
BrindleBoar: the scorpion scream is a bit much
 tidehollowcat: Why is the scorpion screaming
 Keab42: That scorpion is just big tailed
Chesul: can Ian sue on behalf of Krankor?
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehhehheh
 Desruprot: a thing
Amentur: I feel like I know that shreik sound from somewhere
PrincessOphiuca: was.. that the signalis scfream
 Rhynerd: ah, my favorite eldar unit, the shrieking scorpions
 JadedCynic: @sethtriggs please - AAA studios let you soft-lock yourself on the hinterlands of the map, I'd be surprised if this clearly lone dev took the effort to give the player escape from 'level traps'
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: It's like when you read how to boil a lobster and they say "it's not screaming, it's just air escaping their body". I thought that's what screaming is??
Radiocade: that was 100% the signalis scream
 noSmokeFire: I think you take scaling fall damage, but also heal almost instantly
 Viewers_Like_You: Better that than a mucusmorph
 AugmentingPath: "So I stabbed the giant scorpion, and it screamed, like scorpions do."  "Mark I'm not sure that was a scorpion"
averythetiger: "No fall damage or instant death" Are we talking about Elden Ring?
 Chaotically_Random: Rancor
Amentur: A Rancor?
cle0deen: Whats... happening?
 DiscordianTokkan: Boglin Rancor
  Foxmar320: Looks like it gives good hugs
 TheMadS8nt: thats the Rancor
BrindleBoar: deathclaw lite
 TheOtherTrevor: deathclaw?
 betweenmyself: dying in Heaven sends you to Double Heaven, which is actually not as great as it sounds 
 JessKay: deino don't
 Desruprot: that hits like a truck
 Anaerin: Nobody let Stephanie Sterling know.
jmasm_95: MY FIRST LIVE WATCH + PLAY
 TacitusVigil: I was also going to say Rancor
 sethtriggs: I saw that monster in Starbound
 Akaiatana: Klankor and Rancor
 arcaneIllumination: @jmasm_95 Welcome friend!
  TXC2: hello jmasm_95  welcome
Atarra: 10/10
 TheMadS8nt: Fall damage is more of a suggestion in this game
 RocknGrohlNerd: @jmasm_95 good luck, have fun its a wild party with w+p
 Pinwiz11: This could be an Awful Block ragdoll showcase
 JadedCynic: @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo *introduces you to a kettle*
 empyreon: cartwheeling ragdoll is always *chef kiss*
cle0deen: Mine too @jmasm_95 I think we lucked out
 noSmokeFire: m'fungoid
 tenthtechpriest: MAWP
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 Dreadelicious: Gabrage day
 DiscordianTokkan: M'fungoid
 matthaus_c: tips hat m'rfungoid
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 Desruprot: those sure are names
 Akaiatana: "Speedrun this game. "Aaas Youuu Wiiish"
 sethtriggs: Maybe there is RNG to decide whether you take no damage or all of the damage
 DigitalSeahorse: welp
 AugmentingPath: rip that guy
 TheMadS8nt: oh no they killed Lord Raiden!
 Chaotically_Random: Was.... that a wookie cry?
BrindleBoar: rip Paul Revere
 Sudobyte: marfungoid was my nickname in high school
 JessKay: catman village!
averythetiger: WHY ARE THESE ONES CLOTHED?!?!
 sethtriggs: Also cute little bonsai trees this guy is thicker than
 DigitalSeahorse: more kitty friends
BrindleBoar: oh I guess it wasn't a three corner hat
 noSmokeFire: KATANA merchant
 Desruprot: Squibles
 Chaotically_Random: Wait... why are they clothed,,, was Kranko NAkEY!?
kynelwynn: https://clips.twitch.tv/CoweringSassyKoupreyYouDontSay-cfCk4LZage4a8D1a
 JessKay: squibles
 MAPBoardgames: These guys aren't showing their orbajars
 teammanfred: Quality accent.
 BigDaddyBland87: So wait...Klankor was naked by choice?
 sethtriggs: Was the other guy a naturist?
 thebuzzstreams: Ah, more Katana!
Atarra: why was the first one naked....
 Dreadelicious: why is his shirt made of human skin
averythetiger: Is Klankor just a nudist?  What is happening?
 Rhynerd: “the trick is to fall just enough for your health to regen before you bounce off the next rock”
 matthaus_c: Katana Merchant is one of the worst things you can name your D&D character
 A_Dub888: Hi friends, what level of garbage are we on?
 jedi_master_zll: Yeah, is Klankor just a nudist?
   Anubis169: LOL
 DigitalSeahorse: nooop
  TXC2: catman have turtleneck ?
 DiscordianTokkan: NARP
 noSmokeFire: why is klankor the only nudist?
 JadedCynic: @averythetiger *revises opinion of Klankor*
 TheMadS8nt: nice turtleneck
MegaTrain: cat sweater
 sethtriggs: Oh my goodness
 DigitalSeahorse: Aussie Kitty
 HorusFive: @BigDaddyBland87 That's why he lives alone
  Foxmar320: 10 what now?
 Saintnex: Just travelling all over the commonwealth with that accent
DogFatherDave: Meeeery Pawpins
VanAvant: 'Allo 'Allo ass cat
 empyreon: FLABERJACKS
 Desruprot: Forrest
 TheMerricat: WTF is with the naming. 
 ArdCollider: everyone else left Klankor a note like "we're all dead" and moved
 FlynnRaccoon: !findquote Flabberjack
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
   Anubis169: is that supposed to be Aussie or Cockney?
 betweenmyself: Got any catnip, GUVNYA?
 Redbassist: I'm Michael Caine
 thebuzzstreams: This game was worth the cave darkness
ardn93: I'm hearing 'bad Australian' a bit
kynelwynn: Language: Oeiginal, right?
 Alness49: It's a roaming-british accent
 mwlsn: yours is too good, Graham
 RocknGrohlNerd: How many of whatjack?
 noSmokeFire: fetch my 10 flabberjacks, master wayne
 korvys: That's more like a muesli bar, right?
EdibleDragon: This game took such an incredible turn
 sethtriggs: u wot m8?!
 AugmentingPath: Skorpmare duel
 JadedCynic: @Anubis169 v/a:"what's the difference?"
 Viewers_Like_You: Ten flaberjacks?! Luxury! When I was a lad, we had to make do with half a flaberjack a day, split between all five of us!
 Grimnus: There was a guy
 DigitalSeahorse: place yer bets
 RocknGrohlNerd: Noot living for long
VanAvant: Presidential Alert:
 Pinwiz11: Take care of it, Raiden!
 TheMadS8nt: so at what point of making this do you think they decided they wanted to make a different game and just changed this one?
 HadesLeprechaun: Oh no, it's that penny arcade comic exactly. You need to grab 10 whatsamahoozit pelts!
 Akaiatana: Those are zerglings.
  Foxmar320: This town is now going to last long
ardn93: Wait, what's a flabber jack and why do we have a counter for them now??
 Dreadelicious: that is so loud
gangalligalax: Skorpmare: "Casts Harm"
 Didero: No XP means no effort
 blip2004: this isn't where I parked my car
 HorusFive: Shame about those guys
 arcaneIllumination: Damn, graham beat me to it.
   Anubis169: your problem now!¬
  Foxmar320: Peace out
 Rhynerd: the skorpmare really didn’t like that one guy they rushed
cle0deen: About to become your flaberjacks
 sethtriggs: Wet 'em if ya got 'em
 Didero: Why does our sword do SO MUCH damage
 DigitalSeahorse: weakened
Atarra: we're fetching flabberjacks, not...... these guys
 TheMerricat: So chat, just a heads up the one and only review on Steam for this game has the following quote: "It is a mixture of Cats: The Musical and Skyrim, "\
 teammanfred: Bonus ball!
 Desruprot: @Atarra better than Wabbajacks I guess
 LurkerSpine: are the apple things a flabberjack?
 RocknGrohlNerd: I am flaberjacked, like I never was
kynelwynn: Guess I'll respawn here
 Keab42: @themerricat seems accurate so far
 teammanfred: I assume it's like a pancake.
 asthanius: I wonder if Mark is related to Ched
 eric_christian_berg: @TheMerricat 
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
aerohydra: oh this is the helldivers game everyone is talking about
 TheMadS8nt: is this just Hell Divers .5?
 sethtriggs: Flabberjacks are related to samoflanges
 Viewers_Like_You: It's a tool for raising a flabber
Oreo1369: Super Earth
 betweenmyself: “I can die with peace of mind now that I know I’ll respawn nearby.”
  TXC2: "the only good bug is a dead bug!"
 JessKay: not gonna lie, this isn't what I'd traditionally call "good" but it really is kinda fun
 AugmentingPath: I find flaxseed oil really helps with my Arthromahre
 thegitrogsquirrel: Helldiver's at home
 Didero: A Flabber tree is a tree with Flabber Jacks, easy
 sethtriggs: Why ARE these trees so tiny though
 Diabore: so uh, what happened to our dog?
  Sarah_Serinde: They at least put effort into this game
   Anubis169: oh hey, a FunGuy
 SpacePotato01: Is it a flaber jack or flabber jack
averythetiger: Increment the Flabber Jack counter!
 TheOtherTrevor: pinecones?
 teammanfred: Also known as Flaber Jack.
PotatoWraiths: "Flaber"
  Foxmar320: Normal rat
 noSmokeFire: flabberjack is the albany name for the broadleaf maple
 MAPBoardgames: The flabberjack doesn't fall far from the flabber tree
 Ard_Rhys: decoy rat
offbeatwitch: that rat's on a mission
 TheMadS8nt: I was so hoping the Rat was going to one shot you
DaxStrife: Man, that rat was truckin'.
 sethtriggs: Wow that rat was able to get its own huge health bar
 RocknGrohlNerd: It wasn't flaberjack it was a flaApple
 Creideiki_SE: Good evening, garbage people. It's a good thing that it doesn't matter that I was on a train and missed the beginning of the stream - any deep lore in the intro will make just as little sense if I watch the VOD out of order afterwards.
 Redbassist: Flabber on down to  the Jack patch
 DigitalSeahorse: turns out super invasive anti-cheat systems don't actually keep out hackers 
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat:   
  TXC2: rat gonna turn out the be the hardest mook in the game 
 tidehollowcat: They death sound goes for so long
  Foxmar320: So many numbers off in the distance
   Anubis169: It's a stupid place to make a settlement
  TXC2: hello ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat  welcome
gangalligalax: It ... just works
 eric_christian_berg: It's like Guild Wars!
 codl_: this is just what england is like
 asthanius: “see that mountain? you can fling yourself off it”
averythetiger: No one can accuse this open world of being empty
  TXC2: it is a land of contrasts
VanAvant: It got real MDickie in here all of a sudden
 TheMadS8nt: this world sucks ass lol
3PlayerPolitics: lmao
 AugmentingPath: getting a lot of early draft oblivion vibes
 CouldntPickAUsername: honestly at least it's not one of many FPSs in brown deserts we've seen
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Oh "Living breathing world" not beating... I see
 sethtriggs: You'd think the music would lull by now
 Rhynerd: are we sure that hell portal got closed?
Atarra: no wonder our world is "heaven", it just has unionized spiders
 teammanfred: That was the WoW quest sound, wasn't it?
 Alness49: "We took a vast ecosystem, and forced them to fight each other one on one in the ring of honor."
cle0deen: These creature sounds are a whole event on their own
 Luminaire_p: Don't forget to light the bonfire
 A_Dub888: How does one Flaber a Jack?
 GDwarble: This is some *extremely* Elder Scrolls-esque music
 mwlsn: "Just... use the Elder Scrolls theme and take out a few notes"
 sethtriggs: That campfire is great if you want to get yourself smoked
  Foxmar320: I kinda hope we return to town and everyone died
 AugmentingPath: teammanfred don't worry, you can't plagiarize sounds, it's fine
 DigitalSeahorse: dat urge to recharge at the camp fires
averythetiger: Still stuck on how the first cat man we met was nude, and NONE of the rest are.
   Anubis169: Elder Shirts
 HadesLeprechaun: All my flaberjacks, stolen
 Sacrenos: Those fungoids are deffo stolen designs. I have seen that exact design from a 3d artist who creates 3d print files.
Critterbot: Man, sometimes it's one word and sometimes it's two, and sometimes it's one b and sometimes it's two. 
 Viewers_Like_You: "Wait, if they're called Flabber Jacks, why don't they taste like Flabber?"
 Mnemonicman: What a weird dream he's having as he's bleeding out after falling in the cave.
 Nigouki: so next time you cover up a hole in the fence with a frisby, consider the consequences...
 AugmentingPath: he just wants to vipe your vindows
 HorusFive: Anybody else concerned that this guy just fell down and hit his head and having a REALLY vivid hallucination
 RocknGrohlNerd: Get (flaber)jacked, my dude
cle0deen: Why do kids like flaberjacks if they don't taste like flaber?"
 Kazman20a: vindictive is copper heads
   Anubis169: 
 thebuzzstreams: Mark has a posse
Atarra: don't look behind you
   Anubis169: I bet you aren't immune during cutscenes
 sethtriggs: It's a hootenany!
 Didero: oh we're playing Monster Train now
 LordShadner: train to spawn 
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
  Foxmar320: YES
   Anubis169: CALLED IT
 margieargie: Saw that coming
  TXC2: Anubis169  called it
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 JessKay: meoow grite
 DiscordianTokkan: Meow Great
 Meark: uhoh
 Rhynerd: @averythetiger maybe he got banished for public indecency
CAKHost: D:
offbeatwitch: lets gooooo
 BITs19_: SUPPY RUN
 DigitalSeahorse: hahahhahah
 JessKay: Suppy Run
 sethtriggs: You can't break out of the UI
 Sacrenos: katana bob?!?!?!
 TheMadS8nt: um, can you talk faster I would like to live
 Desruprot: Supply Run, you are dead
 teammanfred: This works.
 Redbassist: Katana Bob?!
  Foxmar320: hahahaaaa
kynelwynn: Kataba Bob
 sethtriggs: This is AMAZING
 Didero: Katana Bob!
 JadedCynic: RIP o7
 HorusFive: Of bloody course
 northos: KATANA BOB
 ValTheDrake: omg XD
 Sacrenos: Otaku Jeff is next
 noSmokeFire: is Katana the name of the town??
3cbb: suppy run
  Sarah_Serinde: kaTANabob
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 HorusFive: WHAT?!?
  Foxmar320: !clip
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 BigDaddyBland87: WHAT!?!?!
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: why does this guy get to wear a sweater, but the other one was naked?
MegaTrain: is someone getting devoured right behind you?
   Anubis169: Pardon me sir,
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Getting eviscerated offscreen
 GDwarble: Katana Bob
 TheMerricat: Does anyone remember the story about how one of the early MMO's wanted (UO I think?) to create a dynamic ecosystem where the creatures in an area were impacted by players hunting and had their own mating logic and what not, but they had to remove it because the players were just a plague of locusts who eradicated everything before any of them could breed.
 DrTeaSpoon: wow,
  Foxmar320: LOL
 Keab42: Suppy run?
 thebuzzstreams: Did we find the game of the year???
offbeatwitch: HAHAHAHA
 pn55: 
Critterbot: O-okaaaay...! 
 RocknGrohlNerd: Bored him to death, that dialogue did
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehhehehhe
elkae: da zoomies!
 Rhynerd: death will not stop the conversation
  TXC2: spawning back in the cutscene with full health? better then most AAA games
 DrTeaSpoon: record time completely breaking the game
 themlin: Gotta love katana bob...
Lizardman175: nyoom!
 eric_christian_berg: I take it back. This rules.
 Ard_Rhys: he drops a sweet Katana Bob
 sethtriggs: The Nitrous kicked in!
 Kazman20a: i was going to say that soet of looked like  old EQ, now it really does
DaxStrife: Wow, there's a party going on while we're stuck in this dialogue.
DoodlestheGreat: Katana Bob....
VanAvant: So if this guy wears a turtle neck, that first guy was willingly naked
kynelwynn: @TheMerricat That was Ultima Online, yeah
 ValTheDrake: that scene just kept giving and giving
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 mwlsn: That is the hardest I've laughed in quite some time
 Redbassist: New speedrun strat
 sethtriggs: This game is singleplayer right?
 teammanfred: This is one for the Watch + Play game awards.
 noSmokeFire: does this mean Katana Merchant is that guy's name or that Bob is a profession?
jj_q: finally a modest catboy iI can take home to meet my parents
 wedge_x: is this... Helldivers?
keltaklo: Souls-likes are getting better every year
TLBlitz: All that overshadowing a guy being named Katana Bob, which in this world is like being called Human Jeremy
cle0deen: What a way to spend my Spring Break
 margieargie: I mean, good for him, I say
  TXC2: I mean with that bod...
 eric_christian_berg: That's why they won't let him stay in the village.
 DrTeaSpoon: is this an mmo?
 DiscordianTokkan: https://clips.twitch.tv/ThoughtfulTubularHareSMOrc-9qADczfZFTV8in1I
 Dromos_GHG: au natural
DoodlestheGreat: He's a nudist
 BITs19_: But SUPPY RUN
 Chaotically_Random: Klankor also had a Zipper on his back
 Rhynerd: no one believes in the old ways like Klankor, what with their lack of orbajars and willingness to wear clothing.
 HorusFive: Bob Man-man
 AugmentingPath: Kat - ana
   Anubis169: it's CATana
 Keab42: I didn't think we'd find a game to top Battle of Angels so soon
 sethtriggs: Klankor is at least completely smooth so no decency issue
 Rourke9: klankor needs to be ready to show off his muscles
 KV1NN4: Khajiit was copyrighted
 noSmokeFire: suppy baka
 DigitalSeahorse: doh
 thebuzzstreams: suppy baka indeed
 Sacrenos: Wait, I have seen this anime. Do not recommend
 mwlsn: Where is Katana Bob? Simple, Graham, you follow the "Argh" out of town until you "squelch" to the "Aieeeeee"
 sethtriggs: Oh my
cle0deen: He making a suppy run up on you
  TXC2: eepy, need suppy
 TreeVor84: Does Katana Bob drop a sweet katana?
 DiscordianTokkan: I so eepy, need suppy plz
 betweenmyself: the vicious Cat-ana gang!  
 korvys: I HOPE SO, cause that guy was listed as "Katana Merchant", and if he's *not* a Katana... uh... that's bad
  Foxmar320: No agro reset lol
 sethtriggs: Oh this is lewd
DaxStrife: Some call them "Kat"anas, I call them "Katnyanas."
 BITs19_: pwease mistew, i need suppy
 RocknGrohlNerd: We are racing 
   Anubis169: We're calling this AlexSkip
 Desruprot: needs Benny Hill
  TXC2: so GDQ here we come 
  Foxmar320: Just agro the entire map and drag it back to town
 DrTeaSpoon: Have they reached the subocean yet?
   Anubis169: There is no aggro reset!
  MikeSmith: this is a bad neighborhood
 AugmentingPath: FFXIV dungeons are the same way
EdibleDragon: Alex is currently on WR pace
Atarra: if we don't look at the danger, it'll take care of itself
 sethtriggs: We got a mighty convoy, ain't it a beautiful sight...
  Foxmar320: hahahahaaaaa
 BITs19_: WHAT
 Didero: I'm not fast at making clips, but: https://clips.twitch.tv/AbnegateRudeTermiteM4xHeh-cBIS8XQp1yHCO5b-
offbeatwitch: LMAO?
EricTheOrange: are we getting Turok fog?
cle0deen: Convoy!
 Redbassist: Wheeze
 Viewers_Like_You: Nah, there aren't many people on Mastosaurus. Most people are still on the horrible bird.
  TXC2: naruto that shit
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  Foxmar320: Ok no this game is awesome
 sethtriggs: Better call Rubber Duck!
   Anubis169: (bassbeat)
BrindleBoar: there's a lot to unpack here
averythetiger: Back to back bangers on Watch and Play
DogFatherDave: train to zone
 betweenmyself: a nice cloud of split pea soup
EricTheOrange: oh it's very localized fog
kynelwynn: Naruto katana there
Critterbot: Rock... Golmen.
 noSmokeFire: rua-rah-ruah
 SpacePotato01: helicopter kick of doom
DaxStrife: Alex just gets to the next village pulling a train like old Everquest.
 RocknGrohlNerd: Whadup gang 
 Koshindan: Do they all stop attacking if you block?
 sethtriggs: Good luck buddy!
DoodlestheGreat: "C'mon, guys! They're making pancakes at Bob's place!"
 Kazman20a: BARD train to zone
Angreed66: in our hearts
 sethtriggs: Did Katana Bob get eaten?
offbeatwitch: did you just double jump
 Didero: Every time Katana Bob is not on screen, we should be asking "Where is Katana Bob?"
elkae: Petition for a new quote: "Where is Katana Bob?" 
 sethtriggs: This is like that bad Tony Hawk Pro Skater game
 RocknGrohlNerd: Rubber-banding much, game🤣🤣
Atarra: face slide down the mountain
   Anubis169: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
   Anubis169: are they gone?
gangalligalax: This is the best game ever! Can we get thid to the VGAs?
 MAPBoardgames: Time to Traverse the Grey Fog?
   Anubis169: 1HP is not 0HP!!
elkae: let them fight
 sethtriggs: This can't smell good
VanAvant: Whenever Katana Bob's not on screen, everyone should be asking "Where's Katana Bob?"
 korvys: Find a "New Starting Point" and fight them there, abuse the respawn?
 sethtriggs: Too bad the big guys can clip through the narrow passages
 RocknGrohlNerd: Katana Bob by NOFX? Love that song
 MAPBoardgames: Fattailed Scorpions make the rockin' world go round!
 DiscordianTokkan: Corpse run time!
 DigitalSeahorse: good plan
kynelwynn: fattailed scorpion makes the rocking Tal-atar go 'round
 Hangedman: 36 Chambers of Katana Bob
 blip2004: zerg rush!
 Akaiatana: You can't kill Mark in a way that matters
 CouldntPickAUsername: this reminds me of when I played oblivion, walking from one town to another just getting chased by monsters out of nowhere and eventually just giving up on the game
   Anubis169: let's abuse some game mechanics 
3PlayerPolitics: LOL
 sethtriggs: Wow they hit like trucks
  TXC2: so we didn't touch that respawn point, we're just near it, again better then some AAA games 
 DigitalSeahorse: are they respawning too?
 betweenmyself: I presume the eventual speedrun will just be running to each quest NPC, getting killed while talking to them and death warping around.
 Rhynerd: mark’s winning the TDM
 richard_ermen: I guess that's as far as the dumb of this game goes.
Amentur: Oh god! That scorpion shreik sound is from Signalis
 AugmentingPath: marfungoids are the orange flowers, right?
   Anubis169: Shaolin cat got some sense
 DigitalSeahorse: oh good
gangalligalax: Is there exps?
  TXC2: it's something
 Hangedman: it is game
 LordShadner: ah the old Big daddy wrench strat
   Anubis169: it's an experience
elkae: it is exquisite, G
 Desruprot: it definitely is a game
 MAPBoardgames: The whole game is an experience
  Foxmar320: Oh look a arrow
thefightnerd: the experience is the goliath spiders we kicked along the way
 northos: snek
 Sylenctone: It is surprisingly functional
Atarra: games that need a map function, vol. 521
   Anubis169: that's mongoose
just__fitz: Cats are afraid of snakes, thats why they hate cucumbers
 Keab42: @thefightnerd the *large* Goliath spiders
 DigitalSeahorse: cats will be startled by sneks
cle0deen: Down by the rivah
 NoxStryx: You need to find a smthing stone so you can upgrade your weapons
 JadedCynic: Functional game mechanics?  It's not completely hopeless?  Wow, I'm actually kinda disappointed.
 DigitalSeahorse: and anything resembling sneks
DoodlestheGreat: wat
 Keab42: This definitely sounds like LOTR music
 sethtriggs: Why all these accents?
 DigitalSeahorse: Suppy Run
Atarra: it's the guard's problem now
 AugmentingPath: Pilgrahamage
 JadedCynic: #SuppyRun
 JessKay: katana bob got that southern chahm
Pteraspidomorphi: almigh-t
cle0deen: Down down down by the rivah
 sethtriggs: He just flows
 KV1NN4: Katana Bob sounds like he started drinking at 10am
 wedge_x: any biped in a storm
 JadedCynic: *CONCEPT
  TXC2: just fully leaning in
WearingCats_CwC: What I'm taking away from this is that Katana are strictly worse Khajiit. Cat people who religiously practice kung fu and eat drugs
 Desruprot: Dragon Cave passage. I wonder if it has dragons
 teammanfred: I hope it's just a name.
 Alness49: Selling Katanas and Katana Accessories.
just__fitz: Its like when a DM needs to make his one voice work for all the NPCs
 northos: *cautiously*, remember
 Hangedman: i wonder whose Dad this is
 RocknGrohlNerd: Not just AspiringSpike but almightyspike
   Anubis169: the original VA quit
DoodlestheGreat: @KV1NN4 And it was a fresh jar of whiteb lightning.
 noSmokeFire: mmm. batter equipment
  TXC2: "I sell Katanas and Katana accessories"
 JessKay: anicent
 betweenmyself: “Now if you’ll excuse me, I gotta get back to my cat man meth lab.”
 margieargie: Ah, finally, a character without a weird accent, Katana Bob just sounds normal
 AugmentingPath: supeior craftsmanship, for the suppy run
Atarra: who picked these accents.... please put them back
 Luminaire_p: supeior
 HorusFive: Then why do you LEAVE THEM THERE?
 sethtriggs: And he'll leave a light on for us
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Pteraspidomorphi: JessKay: At least all the misspellings are consistent across every dialogue box
 Sacrenos: not only the accent, but the audio is CRUNCHY. Why? it sounds like it was recorded with a laptop mic
TLBlitz: I need my anicent sword
EricTheOrange: I assume their ALL the one dev
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 AugmentingPath: No bet, that's not a voice actor
   Anubis169: or just forgot
  TXC2: it's effort at least 
just__fitz: Its your standard DM voice choices
 JadedCynic: yes, 'the voice actor'
 Cptasparagus: whats the name of the gmae?
jj_q: I ain't drunk but i is as tired as i am drunk
Critterbot: I believe you mean dialects.
EdibleDragon: I assume it’s all the dev
 KBKarma: Is the MC just a dude in a shirt with jeans?
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I agree
sarsum33: coud it be an ai?
 JadedCynic: @AugmentingPath well, maybe not a registered one with the guild...but...
 mwlsn: tbf, the line was "slay them dragons," so there was some textual support for the accent
 Grimnus: Id be shocked if Marks VA aint the dev
  Sarah_Serinde: Things can be bad without AI having anything to do with it
 Desruprot: Beeg sword
   Anubis169: wow
BalthusHomewood: That monster was quite rancorous
 TheAinMAP: 
3PlayerPolitics: I bet the dev voiced Mark as a s3lf insert
  Sarah_Serinde: Likewise things can be weird without AI or drugs having anything to do with it
gangalligalax: Arh, so the equips are the exps
 JessKay: yeah bad TTS generally sounds competently delivered but... flat? mark's acting is human bad
3cbb: bigger sword = more damage
 Desruprot: that fits in your pocket
3cbb: it's basic physics
 Sacrenos: why is he holding the sword with his finger wrapped around the crossguard,
 betweenmyself: big sword is big, hopefully also a sword
 KBKarma: @Sacrenos *oh my god*
 JadedCynic: @Sarah_Serinde indeed; plenty of things have been horribly done long before AI ever got involved...
RampG4mes: hey Graham I'm that lady's son that gave you and Kathleen shirts
someone_evil: You wanna take a closer look at how he's holding that sword?
 Mazrae: Just tuned in and why are we average Joe in Skyrim dark souls
Atarra: great sword, not a great way to keep fingers intact
171 raiders from SergeYager have joined!
 JadedCynic: *laughs in "Manos The Hand of Fate" *
missa_hancock: serge is very good at his job Mr boss
joallthedogs:   
  TXC2: hello raiders
ArtemisHuntress:    
 ExachixKitsune:      
 brieandbacon: Boss raid! Boss Raid!!!
 MrSarkhan:   
TetraRay:    
HungryTanuki:    
Alma_v:   
joallthedogs:   
 kilnfiendpotter: Hello everyone! Just finishing up making veggie muffins for Rappscallion - what the hell did I just walk into
3PlayerPolitics: eyyy manos
 TheAinMAP:   
   Anubis169: it's now been Mark'd
 AugmentingPath: wub wub
ArtemisHuntress:     
 KBKarma: Wow. Monster noises suck.
 RocknGrohlNerd: Hello brewcrew
  Sarah_Serinde: Hey Serge, welcome Brew Crew! Hope you had an awesome fundraising stream 
 betweenmyself: @mazrae dude got isekaied while looking for dog, now running quests for cat people
DoodlestheGreat: Hi guys!
 kilnfiendpotter: Hey Serge!
momma_tatts:   
 Sacrenos: there is something off on the sword swing animation. it looks like it briefly turns into an axe of some sort? it's weird.
 Woogachaka: Hello all!
 baltimore_667083: hello brew crew!
 RocknGrohlNerd: hi Segre
 TheMerricat: "Tar Alterra Adventure Game"
just__fitz: Joining in time for hearing assault
 ExachixKitsune: Looks like the Dark Souls of Watch and Play
 DigitalSeahorse:    
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 HbombAndFriends: 84 months? That’s like 7 years!
 tidehollowcat: Serge loves those
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 AugmentingPath: that is too much sword for this run animation
ArtemisHuntress: Serge knows all about isekais
 KBKarma: Ah, so that's why he's wearing a shirt and jeans.
BalthusHomewood: Wifu
 jacqui_lantern234: ohai Mark
Agnememnon: Oh hi Mark
 couchboyj: Local man becomes King of the Thundercats to avoid dinner with inlaws
jj_q: is a killing us
 Saintnex: so pendulous
 JadedCynic: overendowed and *unsupported* girlfriend
 TheMerricat: Good news, on the Steam page it also calls itself "Tar Alterra Volume 1" ! 
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BalthusHomewood: So he touched the Loc-Nar
 A_Dub888: Isn't this how Alice and Wonderland started?
 AugmentingPath: cat people called Katanas
DegHag: Is it as awesome as it sounds?
 KBKarma: So... it's a shitty version of Outcast?
ArtemisHuntress: are the cat people also suspiciously well endowed?
 Dalrint: I'm going to be honest. This plot sounds amazing.
  TXC2: TheMerricat  oh goodie 
 Wicker_Guide: @ArtemisHuntress surprisingly no so far
 RocknGrohlNerd: So just and ordinary life story, you see
MegaTrain: risky jump there
  TXC2: ArtemisHuntress  one is ripped, otherwise no
 JessKay: @ArtemisHuntress no, but one of them was naked. the rest weren't
  Foxmar320: Hes OK
 JadedCynic: I love that Mark has upgraded his sword, but still holds it wrong...
averythetiger: And one of the cat people was nude, but all the others wear full outfits, and there was no explanation or acknowledgement
 Keab42: This Dev has another game! It's called Zad Maldan My Bloody Sacrifice
 noSmokeFire: 
 betweenmyself: the cat people also speak in various, disparate accents
 Didero: Wait, the tree leaves have a shadow, but the trunk doesn't
Ms_LadyMix: This dude pronates really bad while running. That's going to turn into knee problems.
 KV1NN4: Where's Jacob? He needs to hear this
A1_Saucy: dude, Jerry Rice has nothing on that dude. yowzer
CAKHost: It is also very easy to make a Hate-Club in this game!
 sethtriggs: Where do you store your sword and shield anyway?
BalthusHomewood: More Game Crunch Geology
 ExachixKitsune: these monsters feel unique at lease
 korvys: You should invite Jacob on one of these, to really get some subtle critiques of the voices
just__fitz: Man they went wild with the old Age of Mythology map maker, forgot to turn off the raise terrain brush
 A_Dub888: @Keab42 "Bloody" as in a lot of blood or the British expletive?
ArtemisHuntress: XD why are we holding the sword by the crossguard?
 Cptasparagus: The dev seems to be one person in North Carolina, so I wouldn't be surprised if thats just their normal accent
  TXC2: is there a way to turn down monster noises?
 TheMerricat: @Keab42 What a lovely description for that one... "First person hack-n-slash shooter horror game. Blood and gore with partial nudity." 
 sethtriggs: His hand is clipping through the root o fthe blade
 Dumori: Gotta get them good suppys
 MAPBoardgames: Did you have to go back to Katana Bob now you have a cool sword?
  Foxmar320: Cave behind the waterfall?
 Sacrenos: @sethtriggs yea this man does not care about his fingers
 Keab42: There was a waterfall of lava near Katana Bob's place
 Saintnex: my concern is that we might be progress locked to the shield upgrade we couldn’t find
 sethtriggs: That sword has a handle you dork!
 jacqui_lantern234: nope, his hands INSIDE the cross guard
averythetiger: He has become one with the sword
 Wicker_Guide: the z-axis on the sword model is off by a hand-width or so
 thebuzzstreams: Shortcut under the waterfall?
 noSmokeFire: it almost looks like the sword deals damage on any collision, not just a swing
RampG4mes: hey Graham I'm the son of that lady that gave you and Kathleen those funny shirts
 TheMerricat: Do you want to lose fingers? Because this is how you lose fingers!
 Sacrenos: also, this sword is not a weapon that would be wielded with a shield, it's way too big for that
   Anubis169: BAHAHAHA
 KBKarma: Dear monsters: could you KEEP IT DOWN?!
 Keab42: @themerricat I'm trying to work out how a hack and slash shooter works
  TXC2: so you can hold on the crossguard a bit, but you do that when two handing, and it's to get finer control
DoodlestheGreat: Don't go chasing waterfalls.
 kilnfiendpotter: My Google thinks we're listening to something from the Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack
 TheMerricat: @Keab42 You hack at them with your laser rifle, Conan style. 
A1_Saucy: in my experience it is usually a black market pal vendor
 sethtriggs: I am actually amazed there's no stamina meter.
Atarra: please stick to the rivers and lakes you're used to?
   Anubis169: oh! Alex have you seen the poster pic for Highlander 3? Christopher Lambert's hand goes behind the sword handle entirely 
just__fitz: Are they all called Katanas? Is Katana Bob like someone called Human Bill
 Gizmoloid: At least the dev knows that waterfalls should have something behind them.
 RocknGrohlNerd: Path behind waterfall 10/10 no notes
evilspoons983: I saw a weird mobile game ad where they indicate where the person is tapping on the screen by a stock photo of a hand holding a soldering iron... but at least they were holding the grip!
BalthusHomewood: You could do a spin on that song: Don't Go Touching Glowing Balls
ArtemisHuntress: oh boy cat people
 Wicker_Guide: @Keab42 Doom 2016
 KBKarma: But yeah, turns out recovering from open heart surgery means you miss a bunch of streams.
RebekahWSD: Ah, he's *that* cat person
 kilnfiendpotter: You know, it takes all kinds.
A1_Saucy: some people like to air dry
SwankyFlea: Klankor is an amazing name for a metal band
DoodlestheGreat: Klankor's an individualist.
 NonUniqueGuy: Of course you would meet the nudist first
ArtemisHuntress: I guess he's taking "no rules means no pants" to the extrme
 DigitalSeahorse: we have yet to know if they have rendered buttholes
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 Crad0k: OMG 100!
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 KBKarma: Going well enough. Got my heart transplant at last.
 noSmokeFire: this castle looks like where they summoned the demon orbajar
 TheMerricat: To be fair, it was fairly obvious he was naked from the start, it just wasn't apparent that the rest of his people knew what clothes were.
   Anubis169: Everybody's going around NAKED under their clothes!
Redbeard0044: The monsters sounds are SO LOUD
DoodlestheGreat: @KBKarma Congratulations!
 KBKarma: Thanks.
 kilnfiendpotter: @KBKarma Wishing you all the best in your recovery! Congratulations!
 Viewers_Like_You: "Blueprints said put in stairs, blueprints didn't say connect stairs to ground. Not my job."
 brieandbacon: @Anubis169 Hey, you take that back! I'm not!
just__fitz: This game sounds like when arena didn't have a delay between identical sounds being generated
elkae: New heart! Whoo! 
  TXC2: KBKarma  get well soon 
 A_Dub888: @Anubis169 If you think about it we're all running around naked under our clothes
 LithelyUnshod: Why are there stairs on the OUTSIDE
   Anubis169: except Brie... brie is clothed underneath the clothes
 KBKarma: Now it's just recovery, physio, and not eating or drinking stuff I'm not allowed. Like tap water.
 sethtriggs: That is the most useless castle ever
 Luminaire_p: This is where I watched my parents die, Parapet
SwankyFlea: @Viewers_Like_You blueprints were drawn top-down and the architects were uniquely vertically-challenged
 RocknGrohlNerd: Crad0k, the one year
   Anubis169: KBKarma: get well soon 
Ranakel: I guess we're in Fungary
 sethtriggs: @KBKarma Get well soon!
elkae: @Ranakel 
anhakha: So, what's the premise of this game?
 Keab42: Get some height on the mountains?
 Crad0k: @RocknGrohlNerd the one year!
 TheMerricat: Look, if your castle comes with a tree growing inside the wall, maybe don't look gift stairs in the mouth. The architects obviously weren't focused on useability.
Redbeard0044: You swear to fuck what, alex?
 couchboyj: Krancor has just experiencing a catman's romance when you teleported ib out of no where
 Catcard: part of this music is almost "Down by the River" from BG3 to my ears and it confuses me every time that part of the song comes around
anhakha: You're dressed like my dad dressed 20 years ago.
 AugmentingPath: hih hoh HUNH
 jacqui_lantern234: @KBKarma are you gonna start going around saying "new heart, who dis?"  but seriously, i hope you recover well
ArtemisHuntress: HU'H
 KBKarma: @anhakha Basically, the same as Outcast, but shit.
   Anubis169: anhakha: we chased our dog that was chasing a rabbit, and ended up in this fantasy land
BalthusHomewood: I Got Teleported to a Magical World and All I Can Do Is Jump Good
 RocknGrohlNerd: @kbkarma speedy recovery from now on 
 Keab42: I saw lava!
 KBKarma: @jacqui_lantern234 I have been saying something similar. 
Violet__Violence: booooooo
  Foxmar320: How dare
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Atarra: seek the subocean, Alex. it calls to you
Violet__Violence: no sub ocean 0/10
DoodlestheGreat: @KBKarma Or as we call it, Outcast.
 wench_tacular: this is the one true way
just__fitz: Odds there is no boundary?
anhakha: Skyrim rules. If you can, you do.
 lirazel64: Biomes!
   Anubis169: KBKarma: Did you joke around and ask if you could keep the old one?
 margieargie: Noooooo, the sub ocean is so close
 TimIAm: oh good I'm here in time for some subparkour
anhakha: If they didn't want you going that way, they should have built the invisible wall better.
DegHag: This noise is deeply unsettling.
 sethtriggs: HUp hup hup
 KBKarma: @Anubis169 I did get them to photograph the heart after it was taken out, and have my old implanted defib.
anhakha: So obvs, this is the correct way.
 Wicker_Guide: this valheim up-resolution mod is... inconsistent
   Anubis169: oh wow!
 RocknGrohlNerd: We wll flop our stupid body into the ground until the subcean appears
 Piratical_tendancies: can you ragdoll through the invisible wall?
 Pinwiz11: Live footage of Darby Allan climbing Mt. Everest
just__fitz: That has slightly more effort look to it
   Anubis169: a speedy recovery to you, and a minimum amount of sneezes
   Anubis169: none if possible
  Foxmar320: Be sure to slide down the mountain on your face
 arcaneIllumination: I must head out friends. Happy ragdolling!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  TXC2: so long arcaneIllumination  stay safe
elkae: @KBKarma Damn that's some hardcore medal of honour!
 KBKarma: @Anubis169 Thankfully, the surgical scars and drain wounds have mostly healed. I'm not allowed to carry anything more than 1kg for now, or swim, or cycle, or bathe.
 empyreon: it's SO GOOD
 TheMadS8nt: Johnny Knoxville just wanting to see his own obituary
47 raiders from GoodDayInternet have joined!
 korvys: Stair Dismount: The Movie
  TXC2: hello radiers
 teammanfred: And when a dam is involved.
 KBKarma: Raidin'!
EricTheOrange: looks like i'm gonna have to jump
BalthusHomewood: If you think about it, Princess Of Mars is an Isekai... Wait, is it, or do Isekai have to be from Japan. Otherwise it's just Sparkling Magical World Fiction
   Anubis169: bathe? 
anhakha: Golem.
 Keab42: Which Bond film had that absurdly long shot of a dummy falling off a cliff?
 Wicker_Guide: sholorp
 DiscordianTokkan: Voop!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 AugmentingPath: it's a golmen
 korvys: Hello raiders!
 Koshindan: Uh uh
 Viewers_Like_You: "m m m m m" -Golem
 RocknGrohlNerd: And a good day to you raiders
 sethtriggs: Nice beat
 CaptainSpam: So what you're saying is we need another video where we chuck Harry the Creepy Doll off a cliff?
AniLunchbox: G is an expert in bad dummies from Bond films
Shadowsoflife: Suprise combat
   Anubis169: KBKarma: Howcome you're not allowed to take a bath? It doesn't leak inwards does it?
 CouldntPickAUsername: for Alex https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/649289198313930752/1204924809830600794/the_flight_of_the_creepy_doll.gif?ex=65fb6aad&is=65e8f5ad&hm=938b78b77cacf087ecb683e9f62c46c2ac41803a8c479a7cd0b0c19f515254c7&
Astramentha: 
  Foxmar320: As intended indeed
  TXC2: just as we drew it up
   Anubis169: or is it pressure related
 couchboyj: Perfecto
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 margieargie: Figured out the speedrun pathing
 KBKarma: @Anubis169 I think so? Or to prevent any potential infection for the surgical scar.
anhakha: Did your hair go away?
 Rhynerd: i am now reminded of the show Blazing Transfer Student, that just used an action figure of the main character from the manga the show’s a sequel to depict the character in the show.
   Anubis169: ahh
  TXC2: CouldntPickAUsername  majestic
DoodlestheGreat: Souls games and Bethesda games. Guess which ones this thing is closer to...
   Anubis169: (sorry i got an intense curiosity around medical shiz)
 sethtriggs: Here be dragons
 LurkerSpine: Yeah it's filter time
 tidehollowcat: Komodo Dragons, it seems
 Drasvin: Hug the dragons! Hug them with your sword!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Crad0k: woah
just__fitz: This looks like all the monsters are google translate named
 TheAinMAP: Dragon.
 betweenmyself: and now you unlocked the shortcut of jumping over the mountains if you need to backtrack…  Soulslikes!
 A_Dub888: WAS a whole guy
 kusinohki: meows
   Anubis169: ex dragon
anhakha: Are u suddenly bald?
 JessKay: apparently "jackass" is inappropriate language for clip titles
 kilnfiendpotter: Maybe that's why that cat person was naked. They weren't expecting you to actually see them?
 couchboyj: Consumate Vs, I said consumate!
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: you ever say a word so many times, it stops having any meaning is is just sounds?  anyway, “Orbajar”
 Pinwiz11: Not fair, you take more damage when you can see what's happening!
 TheMerricat: @just__fitz Except... the dev is from North Carolina in the US.. 
 djalternative: I tend to always turn the gamma up on minecraft too
   Anubis169:  
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T_Molitor: Rock colonic
 KBKarma: @kilnfiendpotter Maybe they were trying to be invisible (as Elan from Order of the Stick)?
kynelwynn: Cody Rhodes
 Singenmeister: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James, and/or Graham, and/or Adam play Magic: The Gathering Arena! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (23:51 from now).
ArtemisHuntress: that would have been a BIG colonoscopy
ArtemisHuntress: since that's a pretty big colon
 Viewers_Like_You: Oh man, I could go for a Foggy Way right now. Get me some nougat
just__fitz: @TheMerricat Its more of the classic, rename your character by putting enlish word through a Gaelic adjacent translation
 Pinwiz11: Tour the wonderful City of Heores instance tunnels!
 LurkerSpine: Rock Colus... no, ya know what, no
gangalligalax: Wow, Shadow of the Erdtree looks epic!
 Luminaire_p: Frog right
   Anubis169: Drag left
 kilnfiendpotter: The Colonoscopy of Rhodes sounds like either one big colonoscopy of the Colossus, or everyone on Rhodes got a colonoscopy.
 RocknGrohlNerd: Its flatf*ckfriday my dudes/dragons
  TXC2: if it's like a rock, it's too late for a colonoscopy 
T_Molitor: The snap of the latex glove echoes through the canyons
  Foxmar320: Dragon says hello
 kilnfiendpotter: Aw, that looks so cute!
averythetiger: Which one
averythetiger: There were like 3
Atarra: @pinwiz11 😆
 betweenmyself: I love a game where random patches of fog actually *improve* navigation
 Keab42: Poor dragons don't get nameplates
  MikeSmith: the monster names aren’t misspelled. that’s just how Mark thinks they should be spelled.
 kusinohki: why slay dragons?  why not befriend dragons?
  TXC2: welcome to Magma worm my car !
 Akaiatana: Warm? I sure hope he was!
   Anubis169: flashbacks to centipede demon
 kilnfiendpotter: Can we roll persuasion to befriend them?
 KBKarma: Ah, draw distance fog.
anhakha: Donkey knew what was up.
 DigitalSeahorse:  slay
gangalligalax: Ironicslly, the strongest magmawyrm, Theodorix, had a cheesable platform right next to it
 RocknGrohlNerd: Why not just, imagine...dragons
 Xaunaught: Work
  TXC2: ooof
ArtemisHuntress: yuck
 korvys: Serve cloaca?
 JessKay: good grief
Shadowsoflife: @kusinohki don't slay the dragon, lay the dragons
evilspoons983: "works on contingency? no, money down!"
 kusinohki: so this is the sequel to "the batman" ...
BalthusHomewood: Well that was certainly a line read
ArtemisHuntress: oh wow. that IS amazing voice acting
 KBKarma: Oh, that's the MC's voice. You're right, he's kinda shit.
 s1ck1y: this voice acting... go girl give up nothing
kynelwynn: no, we're looking for our dog
 Dalrint: He could not have sounded less interesting
 DigitalSeahorse:  
anhakha: This is basically the premise for the anime "Shangri-la frontier"
inconsideratehat: Hopping in partway and watching this without audio is wild
Valoopy: dude the character sounds like Neil Breen hacking into all the world governments
Atarra: because we trust the nudist cat inherently
 Dalrint: er. Interested
   Anubis169: Mark Spokeswarrior
ArtemisHuntress: are those bayou trees in the desert?
 KBKarma: @anhakha Except, from what I've heard, it's not shit.
BalthusHomewood: "Should we do another take of that, or take another toke of this?"
anhakha: Oh hi mark.
 eric_christian_berg: The one by Krankor was Nude Starting Point.
 northos: @inconsideratehat tbh, it doesn't get less wild with audio 
 A_Dub888: Where is he putting his massive sword and shield?
3cbb: @Valoopy yeah this very much feels like if neil breen made a game
DKMTG1: Not like rosewater
kynelwynn: Dude lathers himself in AXE body spray, let's be honest
 KV1NN4: He's covered in so much viscera
 Viewers_Like_You: Is this where I discover that the "drag" in "drag"ons is in the RuPaul sense of the word?
 Mnemonicman: I imagine Mark smells with his nose.
 Inquisitor_Xian: Mark shouldn't have a problem walking without rythmn with that janky walk cycle
BalthusHomewood: He smells re-Mark-able, I'm sure
 betweenmyself: the health regen is surprisingly kind
anhakha: Maybe is vampire?
ArtemisHuntress: the ragdoll is pretty amazing
inconsideratehat: @northos No, fair point
DoodlestheGreat: @KBKarma Well, everything BUT SLF that the guy plays is garbage.
3cbb: weird cosmology, common genre conventions, full creative effort to everything except perfomance, and no polish
 Gizmoloid: I love ragdolling everywhere
Atarra: Alex is working on the speedrun best time here
 brieandbacon: Are Mark's feet pointing inward?
 TheMerricat: Chat... you know that the ending of this is going to be freeze cut of Mark doing a Sitcom pose as he is confronted by his wife about where he's been.
 Mishapp53: Orbajar
 Crad0k: oh, hey, it's that stair dismount game that was really popular in 2003
 Redbassist: 
 AugmentingPath: This is the Going to the Store of Elden Rings
 TheNerdWonder: I don’t remember this part of The Room
  TXC2: the wrestling style flying nothing
 Cptasparagus: Massive Ragdoll did the opening to House right?
  Foxmar320: We are so late for dinner
Valoopy: i like the weird butt crease on his shirt
 KBKarma: @TheMerricat Oh, beyond a shadow of a doubt.
anhakha: The lines for this were paid for from Fiver, for a fiver...
 northos: bnuuy!
 couchboyj: Orb.  Orb, ajar.
 Gizmoloid: BUNNY!
 A_Dub888: !findquoet ragdoll
 TheAinMAP:  
 Sacrenos: that is some stellar brickwork for it to not fall apart while floating above the sand.
ArtemisHuntress: ponder?
 kusinohki: like lil gator game "there's no fall damage when you rag doll"
evilspoons983: @Crad0k porrasturvat!
3PlayerPolitics: ewww shirtbutt
   Anubis169: hang on.. i'm getting a feeling we've seen an area like this before in a W+P
 jacqui_lantern234: THEY ORBAJAR
ArtemisHuntress: can we ponder the Orbajar?
 AugmentingPath: Cptasparagus Massive Ragdoll's Hilldrop, yeah
BalthusHomewood: I feel like I've seen that building before
 A_Dub888: !findquote ragdol
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
anhakha: I refuse to believe they were paid more than 5 of any currency for this voice acting...
 KBKarma: Is it an orb? Is it a jar? It's an orbajar!
WearingCats_CwC: Kareem Orbdul Bajar
elkae: 
 RocknGrohlNerd: How is this different from  criticaly acclaimed mmorpg FF14? (Thats bait, chat)
chaostreader: wait. the bunny from the start. our dog should be near.
elkae: noooo really?
BalthusHomewood: Massive Ragdoll toured with Klankor
 KBKarma: @RocknGrohlNerd this game has an orbajar.
 RocknGrohlNerd: @wearingcats_cwc yes thank you
 Trahas: is he holding the sword by the cross guard?
 Luminaire_p: That's why I like having physical media
 teammanfred: It only had that song in the first season here.
 flowerseses: wait really? damn.
elkae: dang
 Viewers_Like_You: What?! Why on earth would they license that for a set period of time?
 Cptasparagus: I went down a rabbit hole two days ago when I found out theres a theory that one of the members of Massive Attack is Banksy
  QuixoticScrivener: I realized the Orbijar is bothering me because I want you to be saying Hork-Bijar (animorphs) and you are not.
 KBKarma: Stargate at home?
thefightnerd: its the stargate!
 Crad0k: it might be the music that was used outside of the US, because we had some 'massive attack at home' music for the intro back in the day
 Anaerin: This was (not) a triumph.
Atarra: why are we going in the hell portal?
  TXC2: copyright laws are weird
 Viewers_Like_You: Okay, who has a MALP to send through?
 RocknGrohlNerd: Its Stargate-ish
   Anubis169: maaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe?
BalthusHomewood: That cat person gained the ability to perceive other worlds, and for that abandoned all pretense of normalcy. Also his pants
 TheMerricat: 
Quentoxic: Is this the new DMC?
  Foxmar320: Oh we doomed this world didn't we?
offbeatwitch: oh no it was sealing in the forces of hell
 Dumori: Oh we unsealed the hell gate
 TheMerricat: You just sealled the fate of this world. 
 KBKarma: Oopsies.
 asthanius: I assume they mean the first portal
just__fitz: Odds they are unkillable demons?
   Anubis169: LOL
offbeatwitch: LMAO
 asthanius: OH YEAH
  Foxmar320: Freedom!
 AugmentingPath: YEeeees
 GDwarble: Ahahahaha
 KBKarma: Congrats!
 Luminaire_p: lol
 Mishapp53: welp didnt need that floor
 Wicker_Guide: hey we found the subocean
Pteraspidomorphi: Welp
anhakha: Hahahahahaha
 codl_: oh hell yes
 MikoKisai: ummm
3PlayerPolitics: Yessss
 Redbassist:  
 teammanfred: Clap
 TheMerricat: 
 Inquisitor_Xian: home at last!
elkae: o7
 Sacrenos: SUB OCEAN
 MAPBoardgames: The promised land!
 RAICx:    
 TheAinMAP: 
BalthusHomewood: Can we put Hell in a sensibly sized dog crate?
 margieargie: Subocean found you
Amentur: Perfect 
 tidehollowcat: Success!
   Anubis169: TO ATLANTIS!!  
Shadowsoflife: Nice
Critterbot: The promised land! 
 brieandbacon: YYAaaaaaaasss!!!
 empyreon:    
 RocknGrohlNerd: Well they didnt miss the mark
anhakha: You win!
Astramentha:  
 sethtriggs: WOWWWWWWWWWWW
  TXC2: HOW DARE YOU COME TO US NOW!
 Wolfstrike_NL: We won!
 ArmstrongRGM96X: 
 Redbassist:  
kynelwynn: Welp, got another game for us G?
 northos: \o/
 couchboyj: 
elkae: going hooooommmmeeee
 Keab42: We found it!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
ArtemisHuntress: you found the sub ocean!
GoblinMyra: good bye world heheheh
 JadedCynic:  goat there!
 Alness49: THE PROMISED LAND!
 Trahas: Game Complete!
 jacqui_lantern234: WERE HOME!!! 
anhakha: Mark escaped.
 DiscordianTokkan:  
Metric_Furlong: sub-ocean https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5rusicEnc
Valoopy: SOFT LOCK SOFT LOCK
 fastlane250:  
 Drasvin: 
 baltimore_667083: SUBOCEAN!
 LordShadner: free sub-?mountian?
 eric_christian_berg: You win!
 BigDaddyBland87: wooooo
 lilyoftheveil666: Amazing
ArtemisHuntress: 
 sethtriggs: Well that's another invoice for QA you need to send out
anhakha: Press escape? Menu?
 TheMerricat: They didn't even kill floor you. how rude!
 Rhynerd: the true heaven! the sub ocean!
   Anubis169:  "I have been falling... for thirty minutes!!"
ArtemisHuntress: 
 AugmentingPath: You didn't choose the subocean, the subocean chose you
 Zandivya: I'd call this a win all around
SwankyFlea: Sub ocean let's go!!!
 betweenmyself: I’m…  Still…  FALLING!
 Mishapp53: And im Freeeeeeeeee Fallin';
Atarra: bye Mark
anhakha: There was restart.
 thebuzzstreams: restart?
 teammanfred: Oh no!
 SpacePotato01: It's like he's not even falling, he's sinking into jello
Unas84 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 74 months!
 Unas84: 74, the Nintendo this game would probably run fine on?
 Viewers_Like_You: Ermagerd, serb-ershen from yer erbajer!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Unas84! (Today's storm count: 69)
ArtemisHuntress: can we wander around?
 kilnfiendpotter: Oh bye Mark!
 ValTheDrake: the orbajar did open a path to heave after all!
TetraRay: 
Critterbot: Huh, welp...
BalthusHomewood: OH
SwankyFlea: they made an invisible wall but not a kill zone?
 RocknGrohlNerd: Retire champion Alex
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/ComfortableRespectfulPepperoniOSkomodo-MSfiparbjbN0AhMs
 sethtriggs: 10/10 no notes
just__fitz: Don't you know Kill fields are anti-fun, definitely not a required feature
136 raiders from Seabats have joined!
ArtemisHuntress: lol we lost the save
evilspoons983: save disappeared each time you went into load
 Kramburger:      
  TXC2: hello radiers
   Anubis169: Adam~~
 matthaus_c:   
 saucemaster5000:   
Violet__Violence: what's up raiders
  Foxmar320: The sweet release od death!
 theymerLoviatar: meowdy n'y'all
 RocknGrohlNerd: Subocean speedrun complete
 KBKarma: Hi Adam and crew
  TXC2: Raiders
 northos: tech!
Shadowsoflife: Raiders o/
anhakha: Perfect time to raid.
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 BusTed:    
 Musicsquid:    
 asthanius: that was frame perfect btw
 AceGun_:  
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Diane is gonna be pissed, I don’t think Mark will make it back in time for dinner with her parents.
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 matthaus_c: straight up trogging it
 Mr_Horrible: something *working*? On W+P? Is this allowed?
 Brozard: Seachat
ArtemisHuntress: we just found the sub ocean
 itira: 
elkae:   
JinaMahavira:   
 Kramburger: Seachats
anhakha: Where the...
 RocknGrohlNerd: Hi raiders
   Anubis169: Seachats!
 accountmadeforants: Trogs or Seachats
 Musicsquid: what a thrill
 shendaras: What is this fun game?
 Mr_Horrible: also   
 theymerLoviatar: troggles my poggles, Graham
 Robot_Bones:   
 thebuzzstreams: seachats, nice
 couchboyj:   
 RocknGrohlNerd: Seachat
 mwlsn: wut
  TXC2: ****good****
 theymerLoviatar: We also enjoyed a tremendous game, Adam finished up MGS3
 matthaus_c: we are still very much trogs tho
 itira: daaaamn
 TheMerricat: DOOM!
kynelwynn: See? Monkies
TetraRay:     
tod_vom_himmel: Isn't it trogdelights
 empyreon: 
 thebuzzstreams: We're DOOM'ing it up now!
ArtemisHuntress: sea monkeys is probably accurate
 Gizmoloid: @luminaire_p or back up your favourite shows when they air. Sometimes soundtrack doesn't survive even to the first dvd release. For example, I believe Daria is practically impossible to find with original songs these days. Unless someone has shared their original VHS recordings.
 Nigouki: it's fine, they're coming from having been subjected to the MGS3 ending so this will be just as comprehensible
 KBKarma: Unleashing hell rocks.
 RocknGrohlNerd: Banger alert
 itira:   
 MAPBoardgames: COME GET SOME!
 accountmadeforants: We also came off of an extremely egregious game: Metal Gear Solid 3
 sethtriggs: Time to RAWK
 DigitalSeahorse:   
elkae: changed music just for Adam
 JessKay: bah gawd that's hell's music
BalthusHomewood: Only the finest of butt Rock for you
 satyropodobny:   
 couchboyj: Local man becomes king of the cat people to avoid dinner with in laws
 raulghoulia: rock and/or roll
 Mr_Horrible: so is this Metal Hellsinger except it's Cardboard Hellsinger?
anhakha: I assume ur meant to be fleeing those demons currently, but they despawned cos u died...? Hence the music.
kynelwynn: According to Tenacious D, Metal comes from Hell
Pteraspidomorphi: Rock is not the devil's work, it's magical and rad!
SwankyFlea: Cbat but for us
 RocknGrohlNerd: Rock is the devil, he wants you to rebel
 Unas84: in its liquid form, for ease of transport/mission
SerGarretCameron: this song like, actually slaps.
 KBKarma: @Gizmoloid My dad bought Daria on DVD. No idea if it has the same soundtrack, though.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Musicsquid: Now that Adam finished Snake Eater can we get an extended podcast series with him Graham and Wiggins?
 wench_tacular:     
 Non_Terminator: There is one chocobo race in Rebirth that's full metal haha.
 Kramburger: Remember when Prince of Persia Warrior Within was all Nu-Metal?
anhakha: Gotta pad that runtime babeeeee
MilkInBags: yes
  Foxmar320: Gotta run back to the naked guy I guess
 Mr_Horrible: finished it today
 raulghoulia: just beat it
 tidehollowcat: It's there and back again
 TheMerricat: @Musicsquid Are you saying that they should review all the Metal Gear games? 
 SquareDotCube: Oh you should listen to Aeritha
 matthaus_c: what a thrill~
kynelwynn: But G, Bow wow wow wow Little Scamp
 KBKarma: @Non_Terminator Metal de Chocobo?
  TXC2: back to our house with no dog, but an orbajar
 Robot_Bones:  
 Viewers_Like_You: Boy, your shadow is having a time
 itira: It was super fun to watch
 Wicker_Guide: wait, we could try going to the portal?
 Redbassist: Sneater
 theymerLoviatar: Snake sitting around shirtless at the end of the game made me think of you, Alex
Boon_33: adam just beat big boss and ocelittle at the end.
 Musicsquid: @themerricat I would like comment and subscribe that content
 theymerLoviatar: Shagohod translates to Big Steppy
 Mr_Horrible: Goofy rail gun tank
 matthaus_c: we had the singer for Snake Eater in chat yesterday
 RocknGrohlNerd: The music as far as I heard is so good in ff7rrbirth
  TXC2: how has Adam been finding MGS3 ?
 sethtriggs: Kicked it up a notch
TetraRay:      
just__fitz: Do we have lights or just glow orb
Angreed66: what are the odds the music is too cool to be not hit for dmca?
 MehallD: Because all the Metal Gears are such sensible constructions Alex
 theymerLoviatar: @TXC2 hated the controls but liked the game
averythetiger:   
Boon_33: doggos!
 couchboyj: Ragdoll back up the mountain
 Robot_Bones: it can shoot a nuke from anywhere, provided there are # MILES of runway
anhakha: They figured out where u r
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Kramburger: @txc2 he opens steam and there it is
 RocknGrohlNerd: This is Marks morning spotify playlist
  TXC2: theymerLoviatar  neat
 KBKarma: I don't think you can.
JinaMahavira: @TXC2 Game both good and bad. Controls just bad.
 korvys: Oh, this music rules
anhakha: The music I think comes from those npcs.
 SquareDotCube: You should listen to Aerith's battle theme, you can hear it in the battle sim tutorials
just__fitz: Unkillable Hellhounds
   Anubis169: They might be immortal...
  TXC2: Kramburger  now see here
T_Molitor: Hell-th bars?
 A_Dub888: The forces of Hell are real persistent
 KBKarma: Oh you are getting mullered.
 Viewers_Like_You: Y'know, "now run back through the whole game" is pretty rough, but "and there's kickin' jams playing the whole time" certainly helps
   Anubis169:  
 Kramburger: 
 sethtriggs: That's not a fair spawn
 theymerLoviatar: Can Canada send this music to Eurovision pls
Atarra: run man run!
anhakha: In the words of piccolo, DOOOOODGE
 KBKarma: Absolutely mogadored.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is that a Zuul?
 FelanEntane: those look like beasts from ghostbusters
ArtemisHuntress: can the forces of hell also skyrim jump up the mountain?
 Wolfstrike_NL: @TXC2 Kojima both needs an editor, and noone should edit kojima's work
 Gizmoloid: @kbkarma I distinctly remember people complaining about music replacements on DVD. I only ever watched that version and it was fine for me. But it just wasn't as good for people who watched it on tv.
 Cptasparagus: game was made in NC
 theymerLoviatar: Celine Dion went to Eurovision, Graham
  TXC2: Wolfstrike_NL  indeed
 LordManiMani: Alex sings Snake Eater as a chicken at Desert Bus 2014: https://youtu.be/Nbk0eGjWCwU?si=By9mdibw4XdgwinA
 KV1NN4: Enh, boycotting Eurovision this year anyway
 Crad0k: shazam tells me that this music is'Squealing Chunks' by 'StrangeFroce Da Humanimal'
sorrow_of_aria: nobody should send anything to Eurovision
   Anubis169: 
kynelwynn: reapply the filter?
 AugmentingPath: Cptasparagus North Carolina?
 Mr_Horrible: why is it called Euro*vision* if they expect me to *listen* to music? Checkmate atheists
 Cptasparagus: @AugmentingPath yeah its a guy in Greensboro
 DigitalSeahorse: Enter Ent
 matthaus_c: wait, brightness was /OFF/?
 couchboyj: Treebeard and Mark have beef
just__fitz: We can have Canadian province-vision.
anhakha: Don't worry, you have your super power: ragdolling. Surely they can't ragdoll too.
  Foxmar320: Towards the numbers in the distance lol
 thebuzzstreams: Don't you have sprint?
 JessKay: catman violence in the distance
 satyropodobny: ♫I am the storm that is escaping ♫ Evading, parental obligation ♫
 A_Dub888: Uh oh, numbers are happening in the distance
anhakha: U can ragdoll to escape.
 betweenmyself: did our cat friend mention that grabbing the Orbajar would plunge the world into eternal darkness?
 matthaus_c: ahh makes sense
 TheMerricat: @matthaus_c The working theory is the dev's monitor's gamma was cranked up to the max...
 MAPBoardgames: This road has hell demons, so it must be paved with good intentions
   Anubis169: lol
 wench_tacular: 
 TheAinMAP: 
BalthusHomewood: So many Rancorous Bois
Atarra: just don't look back Alex
 sethtriggs: Oh how much is this how much is this
 Dalrint: To the creator's credit, the game osmn
gangalligalax: They should've just cancelled Eurovision the year after Lordi won. Nothing will ever top Mr. Lordi with a sash and enormous buket of flowers
 wench_tacular: too many things!
GoblinMyra: jfc thats so many
 Robot_Bones: There is no agro reset
just__fitz: I am genuinely impressed at how many things they are rendering behind you
 Dalrint: isn't lagging.
Shadowsoflife: how many thing? Yes
 codl_: this is so long
 Mr_Horrible: someone running through an MMO zone just trailing every single mob
 RocknGrohlNerd: @mr_horrible I consider myself checkmate'd
 sethtriggs: I wonder when slowdown will start to happen
   Anubis169: How long is this solo...
 Keab42: I think it's kinda rude of Klankor to not tell you that grabbing the Orbajar would unleash hell again
ArtemisHuntress: and the helldogs don't have health bars, so assumedly they're unkillable
 KBKarma: I remember reading a feature on Everquest which described a train - because Everquest enemies apparently didn't have an aggro range.
MegaTrain: how many things are chasing you?
  Foxmar320: Yes bring him the armies of hell
Valoopy: Introduce these guys to FREEDOM then
 MAPBoardgames: TRAIN!!
 Pinwiz11: @gangalligalax Don't you dare touch my emotional reset event each year. 
 Keab42: Or maybe Klankor is just evil and this was his goal all along.
ArtemisHuntress: what's the random numbers happening far away?
Lysander_salamander: oh no I missed it
cle0deen: Katana Red
 TheMerricat: So this is going to be my stress dream tonight, running endlessly chased by the consequences of my mistakes.
  Foxmar320: oh no
 AugmentingPath: woof woof
 KBKarma: @MegaTrain All of them.
 theymerLoviatar: woof woof woof woof
 codl_: this was a mistake
Atarra: oh bad choices
 sethtriggs: Well OK then!
just__fitz: Who is Diana?
 wench_tacular: 
 Mr_Horrible: "Rock Golmen"
BalthusHomewood: SURPRISE
ArtemisHuntress: oops
 couchboyj: 
offbeatwitch: hahahahaha oh dear
 Dalrint: Agatha Fisty flashbacks...
 margieargie: 
  TXC2: this is our life now
GoblinMyra: wha... what
kynelwynn: @just__fitz MC's Wife
 Crad0k: @Mr_Horrible i mean, the actual answer is that it was orininally a showcase for live tv
ArtemisHuntress: mistakes were made
 Cptasparagus: !card Depopulate
  LRRbot: Depopulate [2WW] | Sorcery | Each player who controls a multicolored creature draws a card. Then destroy all creatures.
 RocknGrohlNerd: Well , fun
 DigitalSeahorse:   almost time for them to ruin their guitars at the end of the song loop
 KV1NN4: Which one is the Keymaster and...
 wench_tacular: 
anhakha: Fireball?
 MikoKisai: I don't think you can kill them
 sethtriggs: They're busting up the scenery
enkil_42: just like helldivers 2
 thebuzzstreams: just keep swinging!
BalthusHomewood: RIP
 theymerLoviatar: @enkil_42 gonna tell my kids this was Helldivers 2
  Foxmar320: This is amazing
 AugmentingPath: the golmens can die, which might reduce the bulk
 DigitalSeahorse: party time
 kilnfiendpotter: This reminds me of the first frat party I ever went to
 Anaerin: A lot of the enemies (like the Dragons) also didn't have health bars, and you could still kill them good.
 Rourke9: krankor absolutely knew this would happen
   Anubis169: WHEEEEEEEEEEEE
  TXC2: freddom!
 Luminaire_p: Some of the demon dogs have been dying
 betweenmyself: it would be hilarious if unequipping the Orbajar caused them to de-ggro
 wench_tacular: pro strats
ArtemisHuntress: wow
BalthusHomewood: Fuck That Place
 TheMadS8nt: stepped away for a minute and come back to Alex getting gang banged \
3PlayerPolitics: yessssss
  Foxmar320: Hopefully they get stuck in there
 DigitalSeahorse: that was a sick mosh pit
enkil_42: @theymerloviatar lol
Lysander_salamander: this is some interesting music choices
 Gizmoloid: music is perfect for that madness 
 Keab42: Sorry Katana Bob, you're on your own
BalthusHomewood: Presumed Japanese Sword Robert is lost to us
 Orannis0: Did we actually find our dog?
TetraRay:    
  Foxmar320: Never saw the dog
 TheMerricat: @Orannis0 Nope! 
 wedge_x: this song is like the Mortal Kombat song only they removed the guy yelling MORTAL KOMBAT and you keep waiting for it and it never happens
 Pinwiz11: Sparkling Blade Bobby is a demon now
Lysander_salamander: endless runner?
just__fitz: This is my first time watching the stream, how polite are we supposed to be about game quality for solo devs
 Nashlake: Did you lose the orb?
 betweenmyself: @orannis0 I’d argue we found a whole bunch of replacement hell hounds
anhakha: Running all the way back.
 Scy_Anide: What was the name of this game? I'm curious if I can find this song.
Redbeard0044: All of those numbers in the distance is just the genocide you brought onto these cat people
 sethtriggs: Goat Simulator?
 JessKay: Metroid?
EricTheOrange: Pizzatower?
 wench_tacular: desert bus?
 tidehollowcat: Decked Out
 SocraticMethod: SUper metroid
 Coloneljesus: doesn't pizza tower do that?
 Overman27: Pizza Tower
yomidian: pizza tower?
 satyropodobny: Pizza Tower?
 LordZarano: Super Metroid?
 brieandbacon: Oh, so a Mad Max: Fury Road situation?
 A_Dub888: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 TheMerricat: There have been a few racing games that worked that way .
 Crokoking: Death Stranding
 sethtriggs: Oh yeah Pizza Tower
 theymerLoviatar: Braid?
 malfnord: Yeah, Super Metroid
Shadowsoflife: HONK
 RocknGrohlNerd: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 GDwarble: The Metroid games kinda, but you get a new route back in those
 TheAinMAP: 
 Grothe406: 2D Metroids?
Bruceski: Pizza Tower and some of the later Mario games
 novrdd: The path design in here is applaudable tho
 Zandivya: Gothic? After the orc invasion
Valoopy: Pizza Tower and Wario Land 4
 Crad0k: @Scy_Anide squealing chunks by strangeforce da humanimal
   Anubis169: Pizza Tower did it very well
Bruceski: Soirry... not Mario games, the later Wario ones
Lysander_salamander: Maybe Descent?
 Rhynerd: i mean, Pizza Tower’s main concept is “go through level, smash tower, run back to start”
 Rourke9: I think they did it once or twice in Destiny 2?
 Wicker_Guide: most heist games have some version of that
 MenomeAlice: Braid?
kynelwynn: Up the mountain
  Foxmar320: Up the hill I think?
 theymerLoviatar: Braid, def
 EvilBadman: Pizza Tower is a lot of "escape this level" with the end game "leave to overworld"
evilspoons983: in Dungeon Siege, you can just walk the entire way back to the start, although it's not actually part of the gameplay
 KBKarma: Braid, yeah.
EricTheOrange: every stage in Pizza tower has a "run back to the start on a timer" ending.
 couchboyj: Metroid is mostly running back on a different route though
 sethtriggs: Oh yeah Braid is another good choice
 TheMerricat: What do you want to bet that the reason the demons don't have health bars is so the NPC's don't slaughter them chat? 
ArtemisHuntress: can the helldogs follow?
 Scy_Anide: @Crad0k Oh, awesome. Thank you.
Atarra: haul ass!
   Anubis169: so we've got to sequence break our way back
Chesul: Braid only kinda counts, the reverse part isn't you playing it, it's just time rewinding.
Lysander_salamander: But Descent is kind of an older title, so don't know if there's like, a spiritual successor to that
 SocraticMethod: Metriod prime 1 or 2 maybe?
  TXC2: ArtemisHuntress  looks like yes
 Pinwiz11: Does the dog show up and scare the demons off?
 MAPBoardgames: DEMON RAID INCOMING! Thought youall should know.
 asthanius: “Diana I’m leaving you for Klankor”
 Crad0k: i shazammed it 
 theymerLoviatar: Getting Over It does often make you go back to the start very fast, but it isn't typically what you want to be doing
 Nigouki: what if Klankor just becomes our dog?
WearingCats_CwC: Maybe we'll get to take Klankor with us
 sethtriggs: There's a Kat behind yo?
 SquareDotCube: To be fair, most Metroid games feature Samus running back to her ship as the place self-destructs
BalthusHomewood: I made it worse here in every conceivable way. Peace
Lysander_salamander: a cat-dude?
 KBKarma: NUDE CAT MAN! OH LORD.
anhakha: Why is he naked.
 wench_tacular: ok....
  Khalahd: It's been a whileee
 betweenmyself: good old dickless Clancor
anhakha: Why.
 TheMadS8nt: not thats it, just since the last time
 TheMerricat: The message that popped up was meant for us when we first went through the portal. 
 ValTheDrake: twist, I'm eeeeeevil
TetraRay:   
ArtemisHuntress: that cat sure does have human physiology and no pants
 theymerLoviatar: why is player character eyebrowless gigachad Edward Cullen?
 Keab42: Klankor was evil all along!
 JessKay: uh oh
 KBKarma: And now I'm seeing MC's face. Oh dear.
  TXC2: I KNEW IT!
 Tiber727: @anhakha Toom much skooma
just__fitz: IS THIS A LAND OF THE LOST SITUATION
 sethtriggs: Uh oh, no more booba wife
 Nigouki: what a tweest!!!
TetraRay: we were the bad guys ?
Chesul: Yup, naked cat was evil all along.
maxlethebeast: Oh no, the heel turn.
 RocknGrohlNerd: Evil and naked@valthedrake
ArtemisHuntress: he so quiet
evilspoons983: ah, that's why he's a nudist, he DOES do what he wants
elkae: what a tweest, except for the chatters who totally called it lol
TLBlitz: AZ Pokémon It’s Been 3000 Years
 Keab42: The steam listing did say this was just Volume 1
 LordManiMani: 
 accountmadeforants: @MAPBoardgames NEWS FLASH: The Black Wizard Has Tapped Katana Bob's House, They Need (2) More Mana To Cast DEMON RAID
 KV1NN4: is tTHAT why he's naked?? They stripped him of everyhting?
just__fitz: Its a Ekon the Altrusion
BalthusHomewood: Sir I'm seeing a whole lot more than I really want to. Please put on some pants
anhakha: He is rakshasa.
 philippekav: curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal
 A_Dub888: Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 GDwarble: The twist!
SwankyFlea: katAna
 theymerLoviatar: oh no the cat came over, can't let her see the evil naked cat man
anhakha: Examine the thumbs.
 DigitalSeahorse: I KNEW it
 JessKay: I changed myself into a katana, morty
 sethtriggs: Dun dun dunnnnnn
Lysander_salamander: Kay tan eh?
   Anubis169: room reverb! echo!
elkae: perhaps he TWIMST
offbeatwitch: hahahahahaha
 KBKarma: Fool!
 MAPBoardgames: After 3000 years, I'm FREE!
 ValTheDrake: case in point Mark
 asthanius: that was pretty good
 wench_tacular: you sweet summer child
 kilnfiendpotter: Hahahahahaa
offbeatwitch: hes turned on the reverb
3PlayerPolitics: PLOT reason nudity, niiice
 Jillexie: Wha
  TXC2: sir? SIR! you're to close to the mic
ArtemisHuntress: *mwa mwa mwamwa mwa*
escrimd: is there any context???
 Scy_Anide: p sure I can see the portal through his mouf when he talks.
just__fitz: Never trust a man not in clothes. Its land of the lost
 Mnemonicman: what? You gotta turn the reverb down.
 KBKarma: You fool! /gottfried
 RocknGrohlNerd: Oh noo, sentient orbajar?
averythetiger: So he's not a hot furry?  0/10.
 Zandivya: Only sometimes reverb
 sethtriggs: What we've learned is, if there's no undies on, do not do what they say
   Anubis169: can't understand a -thing- through that vocal filter
 TacitusVigil: "uuuuuuh wot?" - Mark
elkae: he breathes through his SKIN, ok???
BalthusHomewood: What Xavier renegade Angel nonsense is this?
 kilnfiendpotter: Katana Bob: "I don't know how to make this clearer. Okay let me turn on the reverb maybe that will help."
evilspoons983: is he gonna be the dog or the rabbit
VanAvant: Nyankind
TomfooleryFox: sweet voice changer built into his furry suit
 TheMerricat: It _was_ meant to be Vol 1 Alex... 
 novrdd:    
  QuixoticScrivener: but can he fly?
kynelwynn: But he has... yeah those
 teammanfred: More running
   Anubis169: oh hey we're in Moria
just__fitz: Legally not distinct balrog
 TheAinMAP: 
anhakha: Health bar.
Atarra: could've just let Mark go home ignorant?
  TXC2: Behold melkor! proudest of the Ainu
 teammanfred: Run you fools!
 TheMadS8nt: this was actually The Lord of the Rings the entire time
 TheMerricat: He's got a health bar, if he bleeds, he can die! 
 LordManiMani: Gettem
ArtemisHuntress: "with wings" nice note there Graham
Lysander_salamander: urgh
 AugmentingPath: Klankor, Stunlocked
PotatoWraiths: OHH he's stunlocked
elkae: well demons breathe through their skin so this scans 
 theymerLoviatar: Klankor, Demon Lord can be your commander
 BigDaddyBland87: HEH HEH HEH HEH HEHHHHHH
 CaptainSpam: This percussion line... is a The Mads Are Back stream about to start?
kynelwynn: R1 spam for the win
 CouldntPickAUsername: if this is like Ultima Underworld you need to avoid the slasher of veils and run down the green path
 LordManiMani: Victoire!
 JessKay: devil: stood against
 MAPBoardgames: A flaming klankor-nado
 Tarbage_Goilets: It's afraid!
 Mnemonicman: git shrekt
 Crad0k: 'Balrog we have at home'
TomfooleryFox: that fire you’re standing in looks fine
 sethtriggs: WOwwwwwwwwww
3PlayerPolitics: lol. lmao
 Rhynerd: @averythetiger I mean, after 3000 years of pretending to be a cat boy, I imagine one would still count as a furry.
  TXC2: EDGE
Chesul: That explains Ian's character a lot if he's related to Klankor...
 RocknGrohlNerd: Does Liliana know about this demon?
WearingCats_CwC: Well that was unfortunate
PotatoWraiths: fuck off lmao
Boon_33: never skip ass day
 Dalrint: What kind of demon lord doesn't have a latin music phase?
 GDwarble: You mean the start of the middle?
 Marvoleath: hey, it's been 3000 years since the last time, give him some slack
 SocraticMethod: Lol explosion.gif
   Anubis169:   asplodeyfart
 codl_: what about the dog
 TheMadS8nt: ok, so where was the real Klankor fight?
 sethtriggs: Nice little explosion GIF
 EvilBadman: out ot the cave
elkae: AND SPIKE??
 theymerLoviatar: Coming out of my cave and I've been doing just fine
elkae: oops caps
  Sarah_Serinde: "Women, amirite"
 JadedCynic: wait...did we actually COMPLETE this game?
 DigitalSeahorse: would have been funny if he'd had clothes and the clothes ripped but stayed on him
  Foxmar320: Left the portal open Mark
 Tiber727: That was my favorite part of the Bible, when Jesus stunlocked Satan.
  TXC2: what happen to dog ?
evilspoons983: the 2d explosions are great
 BusTed: gg
 TheMerricat: 
 empyreon:  perfect
 Pinwiz11: Volume ONE???
 sethtriggs: "Game Over?!"
 GDwarble: We didn't close the door behind us?
just__fitz: They are invading earth now
 asthanius: VOLUME 1
 JadedCynic: just leave the gate open?
offbeatwitch: okay!
 teammanfred: No notes.
Boon_33: game over man
 tidehollowcat: Vol. 1
 TheMadS8nt: killed the demon lord, hell still invaded ok
 MAPBoardgames: It looks like the lost Demos base.
 sophieghost: Where's the dog
 betweenmyself: Dog not found:  BAD ENDING
 kilnfiendpotter: "Diana, we have some dinner guests."
 RocknGrohlNerd: Whatup dog
 couchboyj: Diane is going to jiggle at you furiously
elkae: And now G busts out Volume 2
 KBKarma: Voice actors!
 NonUniqueGuy: So Diane, I unleashed demons onto a world of cats
offbeatwitch: three voice actors btw
roseofloki: those sure are some walk cycles
 KV1NN4: Volume ONE?!
ArtemisHuntress: oh hey Klanth is back
 Gizmoloid: 
TomfooleryFox: did we win
 Dumori: 3 VAs tracks
 cheezweazl: clap
 margieargie:   
Metric_Furlong: sequel hook bay-bee
anhakha: Hey Diana. I'm sorry I'm late home. I had to kill some demons and there was a rabbit. And stuff. Also I've been drinking.
just__fitz: This is a Doom Prequal
 empyreon: three voice actors
Atarra: irresponsible, leaving your portal open like that
Agnememnon: Diane has also hidden her self as a human to get you to do her bidding
DanTheMediocre: he did say it was the end of the beginning of the end after all
 sethtriggs: THanks Unity. Thanks for ALL THIS
DoodlestheGreat: Well, that happened.
 accountmadeforants: It truly is the end of the beginning of the end
 LordManiMani: Hahaha
 Pinwiz11: All of these Demons looking for Innovative Truck Beds
 Keab42: Three whole voice actors
 northos: "based on a true story" lol
 margieargie: Can't wait till volume 2!
 Nigouki: BASED ON A TRUE STORY!?
Amentur: 3 voice actors 
 Grimnus: Knew it
 A_Dub888: Soooooo is the world overrun by demons now?
 accountmadeforants: Momodora-ass music
 Nigouki: FUCK OFF
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 LurkerSpine: based on a true story?
 JessKay: Based on a true story????
 malfnord: BASED ON A TRUE STORY
 KBKarma: BASED ON A TRUE STORY?!
3PlayerPolitics: CALLED it!!!
 empyreon: BASED ON A TRUE STORY
 asthanius: I see no mention of innovative truck beds
 Wicker_Guide: Congradulations to all of these people for making this game. Your game is awful, but you did make it. Well done.
 sethtriggs: Awww
 JessKay: oh fair enough
 JadedCynic: @GDwarble evidently not - to be fair, seems on brand for 'Mark' our dofus protag
 RocknGrohlNerd: Game bad, music increasingly good
 theymerLoviatar: can we see the dog please
Chesul: I mean, if a sword is enough to kill the demon lord, I'm assuming an assault rifle will do a lot more.
 jonnykefka: classic
 bubba0077: good job Alex, you unleashed hell upon earth
 northos: oh yeah that's amazing
averythetiger: Oh yeah, was there only 1 woman?
elkae: And now, Al Terra Vol 2!
 KV1NN4: And how often did the dev avoid dinner with his partner's parents?
 kilnfiendpotter: If there's a portal to hell in North Carolina, that explains a LOT.
just__fitz: Its the light of Earth burning
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Diabore: that sure was something that qualified as a game
 Keab42: Next time the Dev's other game Zad Maldan My Bloody Sacrifice?
 codl_: this was a game
  TXC2: the good end, in that it ended
cle0deen: Wild times.
 Gizmoloid: damn, our cat once got out and we spent hours searching for him. Maybe I should make a game too.
 RocknGrohlNerd: Pressing alt+f4 aka the good end
 TheMadS8nt: can there be a sequal to that angel demon fighting game? lol
 LordShadner: opening the hell portal is the GOOD end???
 JessKay: 'allo, tropy
 Cptasparagus: the totally-not-spyware-bucket
just__fitz: Look out the demon is behind you on the shelf
 A_Dub888: I've used that Persona
kynelwynn: Allot ropy
DoodlestheGreat: Allo, tropy!
 RocknGrohlNerd: Allo Allo
 DigitalSeahorse: woah
 KBKarma: all otropy
 fastlane250: title screen looked like the setting for a CSB video
ArtemisHuntress: what if the answer is no?
 SocraticMethod: Wow, Tarkov has gone downhill
BalthusHomewood: I feel like you like to start a different game
  TXC2: are we gonna learn about allotropes ?
 theymerLoviatar: Do you want to start a new game, to the tune of Do You Want To Build A Snowman
 GDwarble: Thirst is ticking down, like, every two seconds.
Boon_33: @fastlane250 lol
just__fitz: You are a very thirst boy apparently
 KBKarma: Time to crate: 0.5s.
 TheMadS8nt: I saw industrial park and figured tony hawk, oh how wrong I was
Atarra: "the W+P collection" what a hell of a Steam curation that is
Lysander_salamander: 
 A_Dub888: "Allotropy"... isn't that a Crash Bandicoot villain?
VanAvant: There is no way this game has anything to do with actual Allotropy
anhakha: Top sound quality.
 Nigouki: right, speaking scenic, the new QWERPLINE season has been A+mazing
 sethtriggs: Wow everyone loves pixel-hunting hotspots
 TheMerricat: "A game in the genre of "survival game". Your goal is to live as many as possible. One of the main tasks is to look for food, thirst. Look for shelter. Look for ammo boxes. Lots of firearms. There are also melee weapons. Several types of enemies. Do your best to survive."
 MAPBoardgames: When you look down, It's not a comically-large pair of tits. So it must be a an army dude.
 SocraticMethod: Why are you sliding by default?
 GDwarble: We've already lost 1/5th of our thirst meter, are we playing as some sort of ambulatory sieve?
 teammanfred: 1/0
Lysander_salamander: oh my
 margieargie: Picked a good place to drop
 codl_: what a choice of font
ArtemisHuntress: i think I've seen this game before
 TheOtherTrevor: 1 / 0 knife ammo
Redbeard0044: Ah yes, Pervetin.... Like the Germans used
 Scarbble: ok but does the knife have any modes other than A?
  TXC2: so our AKM uses 5.56 apprantly
just__fitz: 30% of food and water down
 Keab42: Those are very Source Engine shipping containers.
 Drasvin: Based on the name, presumable the game is going to be about different forms of chemicals.
 Gizmoloid: one out of zero knives, yes
MegaTrain: do not shoot the fuel tanks.
   Anubis169: do you move when you're not using any controls?
averythetiger: I would love nothing more than for Klankor to come running at you around a corner here.
 Viewers_Like_You: If you're firing a Barrett, make sure to get some discreet hearing protection for your Private Ears
 sethtriggs: Do headshots even do anything?
 KBKarma: Shadowmen: means way less work on models.
 fastlane250: Golf ball distance: Yes.
 SocraticMethod: The aliasing makes them look like badly copied and pasted in photoshop
MegaTrain: not yours, they shot you
  TXC2: the Macro golf is farmer Bumper's best idea yet
   Anubis169: their own probably
 TheOtherTrevor: The "Injection Molded" line really got me
 TheMadS8nt: fell asleep listening to all of qwerpline last night actually and I had some weird ass dreams lol may be related
 JessKay: yeah alright
offbeatwitch: lmfao
offbeatwitch: good stuff
 Zandivya: Now you're a squirrel!
MegaTrain: random spawn point?
 sethtriggs: Did you clip into the subocean?
 asthanius: mood
Boon_33: 10/10 no notes.
Lysander_salamander: yeah
 Gizmoloid: Lmao
 margieargie: 
 GDwarble: The dead thirst
ArtemisHuntress: lol
 Redbassist: Mood
 betweenmyself: we got isekaied! 
WearingCats_CwC: mood
 TheMerricat: "Allotropy is an asset flip, what Valve calls a "fake game". The "developer", Kedexa, took the Darktree FPS 1.4 tutorial/demo/game asset pack from the real developers, HabTeam, changed the name, and dumped the result onto Steam."
 Desruprot: 
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: having just discovered qwerpline this year it has been a pleasant surprise
 kilnfiendpotter: You're a Horny Vampire?
 wench_tacular: its a skill
 Tarbage_Goilets: Legacy videogame
EdibleDragon: Graham, your PAX Unplugged vlog has me missing the Georgian cheese bowls from Reading Market
 KV1NN4: You're becoming a desacated corpse!
 sethtriggs: Woooooooooooooooow
Atarra: short game. very realistic
 GDwarble: Amazing
offbeatwitch: LMAO
elkae: Alex is a Thirsty Fella
 Desruprot: holy glitch
 JessKay: quality
just__fitz: Man there was an old Lego Knight game I got in a cereal box as a kid that had better programming than this
 Tiber727: Having no blood is a good cause of dehydration.
Violet__Violence: holy shiiiiit
 malfnord: *applause*
 MAPBoardgames: 10/10 no notes
Boon_33: ok, next game.
 novrdd: 
 BigDaddyBland87: AMAZING
 asthanius: @themerricat incredible
 Marvoleath: you died in the menu, ggs
   Anubis169: Graham; TheMerricat's got a description
 Inari_Kitsune: Speed record in game break
ArtemisHuntress: is this a contender for shortest ever?
 KBKarma: @TheMerricat Where'd you find that? Good find, though.
elkae: this is grade A quality
 TheMadS8nt: is it a glitch, or is it a feature lol
 DigitalSeahorse: necrothirst
 Desruprot: weeeeeeee
Critterbot: They didn't spell Barrett right.
 TheMerricat: @kbkarma it's in the steam reviews
 sethtriggs: Well this game does have nice panelaks at least
epsilon_vee: testing. not even once.
Critterbot: It's two t's.
  TXC2: oh ok good it is 5.45 ammo, misread last time
Laserbeaks_Fury: good old AK74
 AugmentingPath: TheMerricat well, to be fair, an allotrope is something with the same chemical makeup but a different configuration, so they sort of warned us
 Desruprot: Escape from Menutov
  Foxmar320: Flawless game no notes
 novrdd:  
 JessKay: "paused"
 empyreon: 
 wench_tacular: menus: the game
 asthanius: @loadingreadyrun TheMerricat found something you probably want to read
Lysander_salamander: wow this is bad
 matthaus_c: isn't this just like Stalker
 BigDaddyBland87: Game literally broken
Boon_33: well it's consistent.
 sethtriggs: Well here's another invoice for QA you can send out!
 TheMerricat: "It gets worse... "Darktree FPS 1.4" has already been shamelessly dumped on Steam by this Russian scammer: "The Trigger", asset flipped by Kedexa Take a look for yourself... it's exactly the same game!"
 MrSarkhan: 10/10 no notes
 codl_: this game rules
 RocknGrohlNerd: Menu city over here
 Keab42: I hope Graham didn't spend money on this
 TheOtherTrevor: dark souls menuing
 KBKarma: Y'know, I get the feeling this game... isn't good?
DKMTG1: GOTY 🤣
 Redbassist: Escape From Menu
 DigitalSeahorse: this is weird cause my end is seizing up too
elkae: so poetic: a cascade of broken menus...
ArtemisHuntress: where does this rate on the unplayable game list?
   Anubis169: STINKER: Shadow of Churnubble
 accountmadeforants: Oh, TheMerricat's reviews aren't kidding: https://www.gameassetdeals.com/asset/142383/darktree-fps-v1-4
VanAvant: Please refund this one
Laserbeaks_Fury: The Dinosaur game!
Atarra: today we learn the vital importance of UI design
  Foxmar320: Yeah it had the t-rex in it
 RocknGrohlNerd: Eyy, I'm menuing over here
Angreed66: the dinsuaur one
 raulghoulia: that was the game with the t rex
 MAPBoardgames: This dev said "I'm sure I can make a game just as good as tarkov."
 NoxStryx: Alex, YOU played that game....
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 betweenmyself: @loadingreadyrun can’t wait til we get a Stocky Keys alert and the game collapses under it’s own gravity
 RocknGrohlNerd: It was very funny and the hitbox on that dinosaur
 betweenmyself: *sticky keys
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 richard_ermen: Man, this "Escape To Tarkov" looks really bad
 Keab42: At least this is only £0.89
  Foxmar320: https://www.youtube.com/@GrahamStarkVlogs
 teammanfred: Longer than Dune 2?
 MrSarkhan: Excuse me?
3cbb: i always love your vlogs of philly
 MAPBoardgames: I don't think that hitbox is regulation size
Violet__Violence: i'm not sure that hitbox is up to code
 jonnykefka: The philly energy of the locals you talked to is indescribably strong.
 Cptasparagus: Cheesteak Quest
 fastlane250: I still have to take time to watch the magicon Minneapolis ones
 TheMadS8nt: I watched the first one, the quest for a philly cheese steak is awesome. I'm in chicago and even we claim ours suck
 LurkerSpine:   
3cbb: for magiccon here you went to my LGS which was really neat
RebekahWSD: My recommendation for the best cheesesteak would be "in new jersey" which would upset philly a lot, the entire point of my new jersey existence
just__fitz: Did you see his Spine snap as you snuck up on him
 TheOtherTrevor: that enemy just snapped 90 degrees to look straight at you
 CommanderPulsar: Unplugged was great, it was very nice meeting Graham & Ben, taking briefly about board games, and getting a playmat signed.
 RocknGrohlNerd: The vlogs great, cheesquest also good
EdibleDragon: That was me saying the vlog had me craving Georgian cheese bowls from Reading Market.
Critterbot: 69 health, nice.
 Desruprot: But are you feeling the energy of the menus in this game
3cbb: anywhere but genos
 Viewers_Like_You: Oh yes, they have been fun vlog! I'm torn between hoping that you go get cheesesteak on Sunday and hoping that you gather the information for science and then don't do anything with it.
 CommanderPulsar: Graham lives more than an hour outside of downtown Philly.
 lamina5432: as someone an hour outside we bullshit a lot
Laserbeaks_Fury: Philly Sleestak
   Anubis169: that is not 'here', that is 'there'
 sethtriggs: Hahahaha
  Foxmar320: Thats still more local than Graham was
just__fitz: Its like being from Edmonton but actually from Red Deer
 JadedCynic: #NoRealScotsmanFallacy
 Marvoleath: refund/10
 teammanfred: 1 hour means other side of the country in some places 
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3cbb: they're entitled to tell you what the best cheesesteak in lancaster is
 KBKarma: Is there a PAX Europe?
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Pats and Genos are both so incredibly racist it's almost impressive
 Alness49: They are a hour-closer more informed then someone from Canada at least
  TXC2: KBKarma  not that I've ever seen
 Wicker_Guide: 
 matthaus_c: the degrees of From Here in Philly are weird
 sethtriggs: LOL very helpful.
Boon_33: living in a van, down by the river.
3cbb: @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo afaik pat's isn't racist it's just bad
 KBKarma: @TXC2 Ah boo. Oh well.
 teammanfred: Nooo, north and south of the river is a normal concept.
 SymphonicLolita: there's people here that live 15 minutes away in one of the two exburbs and they always say they're from "out of town" and I'm like shut upppp
Atarra: know your local attractions lol
 SquareDotCube: A Philly you say? Get it from Subway, I'm sure it's similar 
SerGarretCameron: a lot of US cities are very weirdly sub-isolating. But there are a lot of nonsense subdivisions that keep us from knowing where anything is.
 TheOtherTrevor: people south of the river don't do anything?
 YeetTheRich_: people south of the river are not allowed to have opinions
Laserbeaks_Fury: The cuckoo cries at midnight
 Land_Manatee: Obviously, they are inviting you to come over and visit the south side of the river
 Scarbble: (it's provolone)
goombalax: "I'm from south of the river, my opinions are invalid"
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3cbb: it's provolone
 JadedCynic: "You have still BEEN in Philly more than I ever have - your opinion is still valid"
Lysander_salamander: aka "I don't leave my home except for conventions"
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 accountmadeforants: The people south from the river aren't allowed to have fun, they've been cordoned off.
 asthanius: no whiz?
WearingCats_CwC: Go south of the river and spend your day there, obviously
 SquareDotCube: Or cheez whiz
  Foxmar320: Ive never had a cheesesteak
Astramentha: what
 Viewers_Like_You: I'd tell you what it means, Graham, but that info isn't for north-of-river folks
 Mazrae: Question because of not remembering, has all three of the episode remarked been done or was it just the one
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: @3cbb they used to have a dozen signs saying "if you can't order in English, get the fuck out"
   Anubis169: are those cheeses?
 Marvoleath: I was recently in LA, ppl that live there have often never been to each district of the city, it's waaay too huge
 bubba0077: now velveta, whiz
Boon_33: what about metric?
DKMTG1: Both cheeses
   Anubis169: like real ones?
 ArdCollider: wit wiz is the way to go, IMO
 Wicker_Guide: velveeta aka cheese whiz aka NOT CHEESE
 bubba0077: but yet, provolone
  TXC2: Anubis169  yes
3cbb: @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo nah that was geno's
 AugmentingPath: Anubis169 one of those is a cheese
 betweenmyself: “I live south of the river, I’m not even supposed to be here.  Please don’t report me to the authorities!”
 MAPBoardgames: with whiz or withless whiz
 kilnfiendpotter: O
 DiscordianTokkan: Cheez Whiz Cheez Sucks
 teammanfred: Cheese Whiz is neither cheese nor whiz.
DoodlestheGreat: How do you make a cheese whiz.
 Hangedman: one's a cheese, and one's a cheese-related product
 Chaotically_Random: Is Wiz even Cheese?
 matthaus_c: remember that MagicCon vlog where y'all waited in line for a Cheesesteak that was just Fine
Boon_33: honk
 asthanius: oh its bioshock
 YeetTheRich_: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 FlynnRaccoon: Also - the only person I know from Philly says "don't bother, everyone just wants to rant.  It's like NYC and pizza"
Violet__Violence: mawp
   Anubis169: 
RebekahWSD: You eat a cheesesteak to hate yourself. Today I had a taco cheesesteak, and I sure hate myself
 KBKarma: MAWP
 LurkerSpine: oh that was the game
 Desruprot: Honk!
Laserbeaks_Fury: There always a Lighthouse
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Ah well I'm never opposed to being wrong
3PlayerPolitics: mawwwpp
DKMTG1: All the cheeses
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: 
 kilnfiendpotter: I've never had a Philly Cheese Steak and uhh please no Velveeta
 A_Dub888:   
Lysander_salamander: well, ok
  QuixoticScrivener: as someone from Pennsylvania, but not Philly, I have never had the cheese whiz version.
Simriel: Dangit I missed a+p
 Wicker_Guide: Bwammmmm
just__fitz: Honk Honk Im a bear
 TheMadS8nt: I can't stand the cheez whiz version, to sloppy and tastes like you are eating a salt block
 RocknGrohlNerd: Horror game, on steam? No way
 asthanius: many noises
Lysander_salamander: werewolf?
 Viewers_Like_You: *HORN* And as ways, that noise means it's time for a bad game!
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Whiz version is gross
 Unas84: btw, will you guys (or other LRRpeeps) be going to MagiCon Amsterdam? Cuz then i'll have to ask local friends for some can't miss restaurant(s) for y'all
 MikoKisai: MAWP
 YeetTheRich_: hearthstone sound
 tidehollowcat: We've heard that sound effect before
 SymphonicLolita: stock bear noise 
 NorthstarTex: werebearwolfthing?
 JadedCynic: real cheese > "cheese food product"
 Alness49: Bear got in the sound mixer again
EricTheOrange: I recognized that sound. was that a doom sound?
 GDwarble: Logfight!
Pteraspidomorphi: I hate whatever font/typesetting nonsense they have going on there
 Desruprot: Max Power
just__fitz: The bear warns you he is coming with the foghorn
 SquareDotCube: Died from industrial bear
 jacqui_lantern234: hot take: cheeze whiz is inedibly bad. and IVE EATEN LITERAL WORMS
Lysander_salamander: eugh
   Anubis169: EricTheOrange: that was a stock bear sound effect
Laserbeaks_Fury: Foglight Leglight
noisyblizzard: foglight? more like foghorn 
SerGarretCameron: Foghorn Leghorn.
jessicaengle: Hello Lads and Chat
  TXC2: MAX POWER! he's the man whose name you'd love to touch
 RocknGrohlNerd: @gdwarble I'd watch that
 sethtriggs: Oh can we get furnitre too?
Boon_33: but the whole point of the horn is that the light isn't very effective....
 matthaus_c: typography is a step above the rest at least
Boon_33: in the fog!
 TheMerricat: "Brief history of the game.Foglight is the first Unreal Engine game from DangerousBob. If you are visiting this store page you are one of the few to have discovered this little horror game that helped build the foundation for DangerousBob Studio LLC."
 NorthstarTex: foglight logfight
 bubba0077: if you want a good cheesesteak in Philly, go to John's Roast Pork
Lysander_salamander: not the Blur song, sadly
 Robot_Bones: foglight Leghorn?
  TXC2: hello jessicaengle  welcome
Pteraspidomorphi: The distant past!
   Anubis169: Give it a cursory glance
kynelwynn: In the olden days
EricTheOrange: I wa 4
 BigDaddyBland87: I was almost a year old that day
just__fitz: 88 just so he can have a flashlight
Critterbot: Oh good, batteries!
DaxStrife: Dear Esther, but You Can Die.
goombalax: year I was born
  TXC2: I was negative 1
 NorthstarTex: that's like...th 80's
 kilnfiendpotter: Do we hang out with Willem Defoe and go slowly insane due to the mercury exposure?
Lysander_salamander: ok
 richard_ermen: This looks "almost" competent
 JadedCynic: wow, I was sixteen
 sethtriggs: I bet the flashlight sucks
kynelwynn: Lord, I was already 9. Y'all're babies
 Redbassist: 10/10
 jonnykefka: incidentally are you still accepting W+P game recommendations and if so where?
offbeatwitch: kind of dirty
 CouldntPickAUsername: destruction of the berlin wall spanned 1990 to 1994 officially
 sethtriggs: D-cells!
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
 BITs19_: this already feels like it needs to be on Lets Nope
 SocraticMethod: THat's heavy Amnesia: Dark Descent vibes
just__fitz: More Newfie please
jessicaengle: Ohhh, a tropical island vacation you say?
 GDwarble: Thank you exposition letter
   Anubis169: batteries
 NorthstarTex: why does it look undiscernible form the 50's?
just__fitz: More Newfie this is a lighthouse
   Anubis169: audio logs
 Gizmoloid: wow, those are some poweful lungs to blow out a candle from that distance!
 sethtriggs: Oh a tape, this is like Guardians of the Galaxy
 betweenmyself: they really need to update the Welcome-wiki
   Anubis169: info dump
 lamina5432: are we in courage the cowardly dogs house
 Crad0k: oh, it's firewatch only for w&p
jessicaengle: Animal Crossing New Island Adventure
 RocknGrohlNerd: Infog dump
 Viewers_Like_You: Ah yes, the Front Door Key, which is how a normal person would write it
  TXC2: NorthstarTex  that's just easten Germany
 CouldntPickAUsername: his first name is wickie, is his last name pedia?
 teammanfred: Painpills sounds bad.
 TheMerricat: Chat, this has multiplayer version on steam called Foglight online!
 matthaus_c: I'd like to be a lighthouse keeper for a period of my life, but I'd also certainly go loopy
 SocraticMethod: 7 days
Amentur: Is it an ad for Coffee World?
 sethtriggs: Pain pills yay! Also if you have electricity why all the candles?
EricTheOrange: so I assume we are ignoring that warning and going straight into the fog
goombalax: a VCR in 88? musta cost a fortune
Lysander_salamander: oh, it's a bootleg
 TheOtherTrevor: Font Door key?
just__fitz: You just got ringed
 Gekyouryuu: "look, the lighthouse madness has taken me, and I need to write things lest the fog take my mind forever."
 LordManiMani: Put it on Channel 3
 Marvoleath: Saw?
 Wicker_Guide: Jim I know we've had this conversation before but also you have memory issues and occassionally you talk about being "a character in a video game"
 kilnfiendpotter: Back in the day, the light in these places were surrounded by a pool of mercury. That combined with the solitude definitely drove a lot of folks to bad mental places.
Laserbeaks_Fury: They're heeeere...
 MAPBoardgames: Fingers crossed for Threshold Kids
 betweenmyself: Alex fails to blow out all the candles before setting out; house burns down.
   Anubis169: something hit me the other day... some kids have never experienced TV static x_x
 Zandivya: You gotta rewind it first
 LurkerSpine: Okay, so the TV is believable, but the VHS player should be like, brand new by how it looks
 NorthstarTex: do we need to rewind it?
 jonnykefka: celing sadako?
cle0deen: Be kind
Lysander_salamander: no video?
 Desruprot: his name is John
 teammanfred: Hello John And
jessicaengle: Play it Forward
 NorthstarTex: john, your camera sucks
 morgoth_bauglyr: why would you record this on video tape..
kynelwynn: can't hear sh captain
 Marvoleath: Imagine if there was a % chance to get the tape unwhirled
Lysander_salamander: wow this is just sad
 TheManaLeek: Gotta fix the tracking
 Rhynerd: oh I love those pictures!
 matthaus_c: he just has this for every lighthouse intern
 sethtriggs: USE AN AUDIO CASSETTE if you have no image?!!
 NonUniqueGuy: I'm going to record a VHS of just audio
offbeatwitch: video's fucked, but crystal clear audio
 MAPBoardgames: Don't follow the lights!
Critterbot: I can just barely hear him.
 A_Dub888: "My name is John and welcome to Jackass"
 Gizmoloid: I love the trend of ceiling Ring pictures
The_Myrdin: WHAT? COULD YA SPEAK UP JON?
Boon_33: honk
  Foxmar320: These moving picture camera are hard to use
 kusinohki: " 10 days....."
goombalax: toooooot
 LurkerSpine: How big is this island if there's a forest?
just__fitz: John this could have been in the extensive note you left us
 Redbassist: This could have been a text... oh wait
 sethtriggs: Wooooooooooooooow
 A_Dub888: just 3?
 Marvoleath: the V in VHS stands for very-much-audio
Laserbeaks_Fury: What's a Voxaphone?
 matthaus_c: there ~used~ to be video  ooo
 NorthstarTex: or 8-track
Critterbot: I could hardly hear anything.
 sethtriggs: I guess he recorded it on Edison Cylinder
 itira: 
 sethtriggs: The candle needs the lighter hmmm
 Cptasparagus: why the f does the candle have motion blur
ArunaUna: @itira oh hai again stinky
Boon_33: honk
 SocraticMethod: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
EricTheOrange: the audio mixing is quiet
 itira: @ArunaUna damn, got me again
   Anubis169: you got a storm lamp?
 Desruprot: they are great for Power Outtages
goombalax: that is their job
 SocraticMethod: They soot so _much_
 teammanfred: They smell like nostalgia.
ArunaUna: @itira heheh 
just__fitz: Do they have voice vs sfx audio volume options
Lysander_salamander: nice
 DigitalSeahorse: brilliant
 DigitalSeahorse: lit
 brieandbacon: I have a pocket watch from the USSR
 SocraticMethod: And can't be refilled at all when active
 matthaus_c: you go slavia? no, I go slavia
 richard_ermen: You want a great Lighthouse game? I can recommend "No one lives under the lighthouse" on itch.io. A great little horror game.
BronzePanda: thats a collectors item now
The_Myrdin: When did Yugoslavia die?
 RocknGrohlNerd: Well I was born in czechoslovakia
   Anubis169: i have a rock from that bit of 3 mile island 
 NorthstarTex: Czechaslovakia? my ancestral homeland! 
 LordManiMani: G, your delivery there was 😙👌
cle0deen: Foosball from West Germany
 Cptasparagus: does that count for people who were born in defunct countries?
 Gizmoloid: as usual, Technology Connections has some cool videos about those lamps
PotatoWraiths: how about an entire Yugo
  TXC2: The_Myrdin  the 90s
Lysander_salamander: why is everything so amber-shaded?  Does the character have special sunglasses?
 SAJewers: i think i still have a hockey stick from czechoslovakia
   Anubis169: lol
 itira: @ArunaUna they definitely wont pin it here, im safe
ErynTzun: Maybe the tracking was just very bad and the totally analog in game VHS tape. lol
 Desruprot: well its better than a lot of games already
 sethtriggs: Are you Robcop?
 matthaus_c: now THAT'S good SFX
 wench_tacular: F
 AshBurnem: Having stuff from collapsed countries is neat. Buy American while you can! 
 NorthstarTex: XD
Boon_33: you are dead
just__fitz: 10/10
Lysander_salamander: "Euaaauh"
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 matthaus_c: good job John
Shadowsoflife: o7
DoodlestheGreat: Skip to the death, my darling?
 BigDaddyBland87: Hahaha
 YeetTheRich_: great noise
 NorthstarTex: perfect game
 Desruprot: so disappointed
 Gizmoloid: 
 MikoKisai: Ueeaaaeuh
 sethtriggs: Another YOU ARE DEA
 lightfut: That noise tho
Bearudite: A++ death sound no notes
 DigitalSeahorse: hi wilhelm
 Gizmoloid: euuuugh!
 TheAinMAP: 
 DigitalSeahorse: wilhelp
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Graham, was that the inspiration for SCOTT JACKSON on Qwerpline?
 couchboyj: Where do you go when you need quality goods at affordable prices?  Yugo Surplus.
 kalira77: so we're in the souls universe
gangalligalax: The only cool thing I own is a 1.5m×3m canvas print of a map of sigil
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
  TXC2: IMPECCABLE
   Anubis169: bahahahaha
 Redbassist: No but I have katana bob
 matthaus_c: hey John some more notes
 NorthstarTex: omg, yes
 sethtriggs: Well done!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Who sleeps in the other bed?
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/GleamingProudTrollBCouch-iuifsBvABsNXm2N-
 teammanfred: You have to do all of that again?
ArtemisHuntress: oh wow we zoomie
Metric_Furlong: @Laserbeaks_Fury John, presumably
DoodlestheGreat: Speedrun strats.
 Marvoleath: the Font door
 matthaus_c: are you consciously doing a Vlog Brothers bit or is that just happening? 
goombalax: oh is this game for all the people who read that xkcd comic and decided they want to run a lighthouse
 NorthstarTex: doggo
Valoopy: dude did we skip over "lighthouse FONT door key"?
 Marvoleath: to the cellar with all the sheriffs
 NonUniqueGuy: Hopefully that dog doesn't escape and lead the main character into another world
 SocraticMethod: The HDR is excessive
Lysander_salamander: real is brown, I guess?
ArtemisHuntress: we're also very tippy tappy
just__fitz: Somebody needs to oil these hinges
 Gizmoloid: lighter fluid? How often are we gonna have to refil the lighter in this game???
 LordManiMani: Is this lighthouse atop a hellmouth?
   Anubis169: so my boss at work grew up in lighthouses, his dad was a lighthouse keeper back in le day
 Desruprot: a lighthosue keeper not having access to the lighthouse is a very much no thing, in this time it still needed tending
   Anubis169: they're freakin' cold apparently
WearingCats_CwC: John?
 Redbassist: Uhhh
 betweenmyself: love a door that you have to unlock via key from inside
Valoopy: EXCUSE ME
 teammanfred: It's a bear puzzle.
 NorthstarTex: i'm pressing X to doubt here
 Desruprot: 
 LordManiMani: Aw
 sethtriggs: whaaaa
Boon_33: nice.
 itira: LOL
Lysander_salamander: were-bears?
 SocraticMethod: *poof*
 tidehollowcat: It's a bear trap for a very stupid bear
ArtemisHuntress: is that a bear?
offbeatwitch: Find a way to Survive
WearingCats_CwC: A bear
 KBKarma: That also wasn't a bear.
 morgoth_bauglyr:   
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yao Gui?
 Crad0k: 7
 Redbassist: Jump scare?
 jacqui_lantern234:  flawless
 LordManiMani: Aw how quaint
 malfnord: Hey, Mark coulda used a bear trap like that!
 matthaus_c: 7, not the giraffe fellatio game
offbeatwitch: i love the above ground roots
 sethtriggs: Oh is this game playing on Dredge?
chaostreader: I mean. it’s like a bear trap. it just won’t stop a bear.
just__fitz: How fast do these batteries die?
kynelwynn: GAMER
Lysander_salamander: ok sure
   Anubis169: cache room?
 Crad0k: biohazard
   Anubis169: boss fight, defo
 Viewers_Like_You: https://clips.twitch.tv/CautiousFrozenBorkGingerPower-q-3LvFuwEhWMII4A
BronzePanda: Fuck around and find out?
Lysander_salamander: "Biohazard?"
  TXC2: village
cle0deen: So it's more of a bear-bother than a bear trap
Metric_Furlong: Biohazard
Violet__Violence: biohazard i think
   Anubis169: Biohazard
Valoopy: @sethtriggs i mean "haunted new england lighthouse covered in fog and monsters" isnt a novel concept
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just__fitz: Who needs 40 D batteries, they last quite a long time
   Anubis169: Village was 8
Bearudite: 6 was the girrafe one right?
Critterbot: Pain pills, i believe they meant painkillers. 
 Rhynerd: biohazard
 matthaus_c: @TXC2 I love RE8age
 Crad0k: or, biohazard 7: resident evil if you're in japan
 Marvoleath: are painpills pills that apply pain? are they bullets?
 MAPBoardgames: https://clips.twitch.tv/TrustworthyLongGorillaCharlieBitMe-u7AxXYbAPY4__gB0
Metric_Furlong: or "Biohazard 7: Resident Evil" in Japan
 accountmadeforants: Is it called Biohazard 7: Resident Evil in Japan
 SquareDotCube: 7 was the one they flipped the title and subtitle
 sethtriggs: Whats with the arcing?
WearingCats_CwC: Resident Evil 3 in America
evilspoons983: some people say "pain pills", it's not that insane
 accountmadeforants: Aah, everyone in chat had same brain for a bit
 matthaus_c: @Metric_Furlong oh my god
 NorthstarTex: that's a nice looking bathtub
   Anubis169: yeah 6 was Resident Evil 6: Man Fellating Giraffe
 SocraticMethod: "Known in Japan as Biohazard 7: Resident Evil" 
Dr_fragenstien: right, because village did the VIll-age thing
 sethtriggs: Swanky sink fo this place
goombalax: yeah sorry John thats not a beartrap design that has ever been
Bearudite: presto logs
 tidehollowcat: Very glossy logs
 itira: they ARE tootsie rolls 
 KBKarma: Incoming "bear"
kynelwynn: WoW bear noise
 BITs19_: that was the bear sound from Wow
 sethtriggs: This house is all foyers
 NorthstarTex: uh?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Whatever it is I think I see becomes a Tootsie Roll to me
 Keab42: Resident Evil: Man Fellating Giraffe
just__fitz: Demon Bear, hes here to steal your honey
 Gizmoloid: wait, so in Japan the game was called "Biohazard 7 Biohazard"?
 itira: hahahahaaa
 KBKarma: Told you so.
goombalax: Werebear!
 matthaus_c: would tbh
 Redbassist: Bear
just__fitz: Yogi is that you!
The_Myrdin: WHAT? Hello?
 asthanius: oh so John’s a furry
 LordManiMani: Wow they got us
 EvilBadman: Yeah you aggro'd a bearform druid
 DigitalSeahorse: Freddy!
 betweenmyself: Resident Evil, or as it was known in Japan, Doki Doki Zombie Outbreak 
 MAPBoardgames: Howdy brother bear!
 teammanfred: Surprise furry.
  TXC2: goombalax  there bear
Pteraspidomorphi: Is that a mailbox at the entrance of the hedge maze?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Tibbers!
elkae: Smokey Bear is CUT these days
 wench_tacular: bet you wish you had a bear trap now!
 empyreon: MANBEARPIG
goombalax: he has a right to bear arms!
 codl_: i like that mario 64 sign in front of the maze
ArtemisHuntress: oh hey, we playing Maze now
 Chaotically_Random: TEDDY WANT A HUG
just__fitz: Pickinick baskets or your soul
Boon_33: 100% minotaur free maze, now with twice as many bears.
elkae: oh gawd it's the gunch!!
cle0deen: Straight into the maze?!
 darkcyril: 5309
 sethtriggs: This game started early
 asthanius: 5309?
 empyreon: 5309
Lysander_salamander: Does Firewatch turn paranormal?
 Marvoleath: a Werebear, with threshold
 matthaus_c: I know the Werebear is trying to kill us but hear me out
 Redbassist: 5309
 CouldntPickAUsername: from firewatch to fuckable cryptids
kynelwynn: 867 - 5309
 tidehollowcat: 5309
 KBKarma: Oh hey, they work.
Pteraspidomorphi: We all went there didn't we
 sethtriggs: T.Rex Battery? OK
 AshBurnem: An excellent year.
 LordManiMani: Bear pointing from the side, "Ha-ha!"
ArtemisHuntress: apparently that one's not broken
 KBKarma: Berr incoming.
The_Myrdin: Ah! Your leg, it's stuck in a bear trap!
randomino5: Tap W to gnaw through your leg
 DigitalSeahorse: x
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
Laserbeaks_Fury: They aren't traps to catch bears, they are traps *belonging* to the bear
BrindleBoar: picanic basket
 jacqui_lantern234:  oh lawdy he comin
Boon_33: make peace with your dieties now
 Gizmoloid: time for jukes!
 EvilBadman: Quick, trap him
 sethtriggs: Who puts bear traps in a maze?
 JadedCynic: i feel like an actual bear would just claw through the hedges...
just__fitz: Did the bear open doors
goombalax: alright then, cowabunga it is
 teammanfred: Oh noes.
 KBKarma: BWOMP.
 raulghoulia: reminds me of that monster from that skiing game
 BigDaddyBland87: yea this sucks
 sethtriggs: Also LOL I love that the game defines what a battery is
 MAPBoardgames: I actually like how you can see the monster over the edge of the hedge maze
DoodlestheGreat: 'tis sad.
 A_Dub888: just a bit
Boon_33: @sethtriggs who builds a beartrap like that!
 JadedCynic: I dunno, we need to look further
 Keab42: John clearly had grand ideas
 betweenmyself: guess this is just a non randomized Roguelike
 matthaus_c: pheromones
 Dumori: being unkind to turds
offbeatwitch: bear time!
WearingCats_CwC: "Oh no, I got my foot stuck in a bear trap-oh no, wait, I just tripped over someone's modern art installation."
goombalax: it was bear o'clock
 Redbassist: Did it become nigh nigh time?
kynelwynn: Please whomstever compiles clips get all of G's notes for this game in a super cut?
TomfooleryFox: you have been absorbed
  QuixoticScrivener: I think you went too far out on the porch
just__fitz: Maybe as soon as the second door is opened it spawns the bear somewhere and it beelines to you
 sethtriggs: Why is it "resume" if there's no savepoint?
  QuixoticScrivener: and triggered bear
cle0deen: It was foggy
 NorthstarTex: why would you leave the house to start with? You're staying at the lighthouse, you should have everything you need!
goombalax: the vhs said don't leave the path, I don't know if we did that
Boon_33: all of the loot is pretty pointless once you're trapped in a 1 way maze
 matthaus_c: @sethtriggs that's just John's job application forms
 NonUniqueGuy: It is like Far Cry. Just beat it by not going anywhere
 0x6772: There'd be no gameplay if you didn't go outside and, of course, the only way to win is not to play!
Lysander_salamander: are you supposed to use the light on the bear?  Like, dazzle it's eyes or something?
 accountmadeforants: It is literally called "BIOHAZARD 7 resident evil" in Japan and that's incredible. (And the wiki URL is terrifyingly large so I'll refrain from posting it)
 MAPBoardgames: We don't have the key required to do our job
Laserbeaks_Fury: You got into the stash of Super Golden Crisp and Sugar Bear is pissed
just__fitz: Why does man on tiny island need secret room with mechanized hidden door
 sethtriggs: You're locked in with the key on the inside?
 MAPBoardgames: They locked the lighthouse and didn't leave the key
 Keab42: Is John the werebear?
 Redbassist: 
 codl_: calling it now: john is a werebear
 matthaus_c: is John the bear we're supposed to fear but actually is kinda hot
 atlr: I listened to the business boys at pax unplugged on the drive home today.   I enjoy these travelogues
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 KBKarma: I should point out that there was no way to actually get into the lighthouse.
 A_Dub888: !card werebear
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 sethtriggs: That's not fair that the monster can despawn so quick and you an't get away
Laserbeaks_Fury: No, John, You are the bears
 Punspector: Would be nice if they were more of an awarebear
  QuixoticScrivener: clearly John is the bear, and he lured you here with tasks, so he can eat you
 LordManiMani: "John was a werebear" must be on the bingo card?
 MAPBoardgames: IF you goes down to the woods today, you're in for a big surprise. 
just__fitz: Ohhh I bet secret room door triggers the bear to spawn
 NorthstarTex: I wouldn't be surprised if it is the other guy on the island.
 codl_: why is the bathroom door a glass door??
 KBKarma: @just__fitz Nah, going upstairs, I think.
PotatoWraiths: that'
 Anaerin: Could you not also close the door behind you?
 JadedCynic: @MAPBoardgames BRAVO!
PotatoWraiths: that's so STUPID
Boon_33: manbearpig
Laserbeaks_Fury: ManBearPig
 KBKarma: Here he comes!
 MrVirite: bear time music 
 betweenmyself: Every werebear whayever there was was there
 NorthstarTex: I think its not paused
  QuixoticScrivener: the real question: does a werebear get sleepy when it eats someone hopped up on pain pills
just__fitz: Let me write this note first!
 Redbassist: Fist bump him then
 Punspector: That feels more like a bear-forced pun
 NonUniqueGuy: So John is dead somewhere in the maze
 Marvoleath: you just gotta stop smelling
 sethtriggs: John is totally dead
 LurkerSpine: mawp
offbeatwitch: almost got there g
 LordManiMani: Seems like going in the maze is not a good thing
 wench_tacular: 10/10
 dougma: I keep reading that as Bear TWAP
 NorthstarTex: solved
 LordManiMani: What if the other guy succeeded and the bear is still in there
Boon_33: now the beartraps have a taste for human blood.
 matthaus_c: hey John, good application of a game design principle
 brieandbacon: 867
Laserbeaks_Fury: 8675309
 sethtriggs: Ahhhhhhhhhh I see what they did there
 Keab42: Keys and doors and batteries.
 Nigouki: it's all just keys
  TXC2: unlock keys to unlock keys
Boon_33: RIP
 Nigouki: just more fucking keys
just__fitz: Why is he a Ghoul
 KBKarma: Skin's in the bear.
Metric_Furlong: https://clips.twitch.tv/TsunderePlayfulSproutSSSsss-XAv9aOvCO-0yAJBN
 Zandivya: This was his house!?
 NorthstarTex: not john? 
 codl_: there goes the werebear theory
Boon_33: he left a this is not a suicide note.
 matthaus_c: SCOTT JACKSON
 wench_tacular: lovely penmanship for a dying man
 sethtriggs: Well that shack wasn't a good spot to hide
 MikoKisai: Impressive that he was able to write that while bleeding out
just__fitz: I am dying but I insist on proper punctuation and a signoff
 NorthstarTex: so you can speed run this.
Laserbeaks_Fury: which flips the man into the pan
 KBKarma: He could have ended with "aaargh"
 Nigouki: "here's a sequence of keys to get more keys
 sethtriggs: He has great handwriting
The_Myrdin: Why didn't Jon try to kill the beast? Why aren't we playing as Jon?
 MAPBoardgames: They did make the objectives clear
WearingCats_CwC: "If you're reading this, I am dead. Which you probably guessed when you tripped over my corpse."
 RocknGrohlNerd: Rip John
goombalax: lets escape a bear by going into a cave, thats where they don't go
kynelwynn: Isn't that kind of all games though?
 matthaus_c: keys are fine but you gotta be a little more subtle
 sethtriggs: Ah so the monster has spawned right behind this shack hasn't it?
 JadedCynic: welcome to multi-factor authentication, alex 
Blarbul: wait how were you supposed to clean the light house without the key for the tower?
 MAPBoardgames: we've been in enough caves today already
 KBKarma: Thrr brr.
 JadedCynic: all this just to get access to your Spotify playlists...
 Redbassist: Use light to guide the player. Got it single candle next to key
 betweenmyself: “I’m in too much pain to write in cursive, so I’ll use this font that makes it looks slightly fancier…  So cold.”
The_Myrdin: @kynelwynn yes, but good games doesn't mke you feel like that's what you're doing. Or there's moremto do than JUST that
goombalax: eeuughh
Boon_33: WOO subocean
 daWAFFLERwuzheer: That death noise...
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 MAPBoardgames: speedrun strat
 BITs19_: eueueehheuehe~~
 Gizmoloid: euuugh
 TheAinMAP: 
 daWAFFLERwuzheer: eugh
 Punspector: Hmm. So, too many keys, and John wasn't appealing
Boon_33: third host is in the building
 Keab42: 
 NorthstarTex: how controllable is the jump?
 JadedCynic: yeah, how much 'air-control' do we have?
goombalax: lmaaooooo GG go next
 matthaus_c: did John use the Fallout New Vegas trick of having your camera just be the character
 KBKarma: I don't think the save game... worked.
just__fitz: Oh god no
 wench_tacular: more notes
aClonedPickle: game saved!
 novrdd: 
 Sandboxgamer27: I like the dainty little feet noises, makes me think you’re running like Mr.Krabs
 Saintnex: oh noooo
 NorthstarTex: wut
 Redbassist: JOHN
Critterbot: Uh...?
 matthaus_c: what's going john
 KBKarma: John, I think we have more notes.
offbeatwitch: LMAO
 NorthstarTex: John...I have notes.
 darkcyril: Wooooooooow
 Saintnex: John, we got notes
 novrdd: 
 codl_: ?????
Boon_33: it did work
evilspoons983: i'm pretty sure it's like one line of code to switch unreal engine to 'cutscene mode' where they do all that shit for you, like jumping
 sethtriggs: LOL
 betweenmyself: nice
 BITs19_: watch out for the bear trap
3PlayerPolitics: oooh
 YeetTheRich_: bhop strats
DoodlestheGreat: The Terrible Secret of Space
 SocraticMethod: THere was a hedge maze map near the entrance
 daWAFFLERwuzheer: eughheh
  TXC2: uuuuh
just__fitz: Lets not try that again
 JadedCynic: we have learned in exactly what way the game is broken
 Desruprot: no save point either 
goombalax: the first thing this dev did after making the maze was make sure you can't hop on his maze, he's very proud of it
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 LordZarano: Can we go around the other way?
 KBKarma: Bold of John to kill himself in the game.
DKMTG1: That's serges show
 sethtriggs: This is so much hate LOL
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 NorthstarTex: !advice
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 UnknownFriday: That weird hum in the background made me think a fan on my computer was going out./
 KBKarma: Brr
 DigitalSeahorse: I thought he tried both sides
 Punspector: Dang it, was gonna make that joke. Now I feel hedged
  TXC2: UnknownFriday  boy that's a fear I know 
 sethtriggs: "Solve my maze, sSuperman!"
 Marvoleath: Tbf I do have days like that sometimes, I get up out of the bed and before I realize I'm in the middle of the day elsewhere 
 UnknownFriday: @TXC2 I've had two watercoolers in this computer die already, I really don't need a third.
  TXC2: UnknownFriday  ooof
just__fitz: Your gonna hit it on the way back just wait
goombalax: you juked the bear half an hour ago and he's just been mixed ever since
 KBKarma: The bear has a musical cue, that gets louder as it closes.
 matthaus_c: 5309
 Dromos_GHG: lots of bears today
 Marvoleath: 867
just__fitz: 5309
Boon_33: 5309
  TXC2: call me anytime
just__fitz: I want it
 Punspector: Song lyrics
 Mister_BlueSky: Jenny, I got your number.
RealDarkAdamo: 867 5309
 Viewers_Like_You: It's to unlock Jenny
 MikoKisai: 867-5309, Jenny.
 fastlane250: you got it! (you got it)
 sethtriggs: The rest of the number
 Anaerin: It's Jenny's number
 empyreon: Jenny
 EvilBadman: Jenny
Boon_33: 867-5309
 Punspector: 867 5309
  TXC2: it's Jenny's number
 betweenmyself: (Jenny)
RealDarkAdamo: johnny two tone
 sethtriggs: The funny thing is that number went to the police commissioner's office in my city. Hilarity ensued.
 JadedCynic: "And so it was, on that day, that Alex became the world-record speedrun holder for this game, having been the only person to actually play it to completion..."
just__fitz: You may have never triggered bear spawn by not going in the house
 Desruprot: Something Something Werebear
 sethtriggs: LOL
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 NonUniqueGuy: GOod thing he had some silver bullets lying around
The_Myrdin: Who just has silver bullets lying around?
Boon_33: good thing they owned a victorian era wearwolf hunting kit.
 EvilBadman: Wait, are we silver? Can we just inject ourselves?
 asthanius: ice cream so good
 asthanius: “found ‘em”
 Anaerin: Hand-load
 wench_tacular: Amazon
  TXC2: gunbroker.com ?
 sethtriggs: Save on the bible, stand against the devil!
Boon_33: @The_Myrdin victorian novelty item.
Metric_Furlong: silver bullet store
 Desruprot: Silver is Maluable, too much so
 asthanius: ebay
The_Myrdin: You gotta alloy it yourself right?
goombalax: it could be an alloy with tin
kynelwynn: melt 'em down and put them in one of those 1800's rifles
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Yeah that sounds like something Alex would attempt
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 MAPBoardgames: This is my surprised face  
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 DigitalSeahorse:   
 matthaus_c: major time loss here 
 Punspector: Damn, wish this game was abridged
goombalax: hegh
 KBKarma: There's the musical cue.
just__fitz: You spawn camped the bear
 Saintnex: Welp
 daWAFFLERwuzheer: That sounded like a dog.
offbeatwitch: thats the oldest save
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 ScrapyardGhostTrain: Isn't it meant to be a silver jacket over a lead core?
 SocraticMethod: How much does the silver for casting cost?
Bearudite: can you press it through one of those resizers?
 Crad0k: 15:2, no notes
 kusinohki: did the lone ranger use silver bullets?
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: That's fair. 
Chesul: at the time of the first silver bullet myth it was still balls, so probably not jacket over core.
DKMTG1: Silver tipped lead bullets
 SpacePotato01: So comparable to LEGO
 raulghoulia: for me it's enchanted cold iron or nothing
 Viewers_Like_You: I prefer Sliver bullets, give all my other slivers +gun/+gun
Master_Gunner: so, cheaper than buying five-seven ammo.
 JadedCynic: @ScrapyardGhostTrain have you jacketed a bullet with silver?  Alex has CASTED and tried to mill silver...no bueno
 JadedCynic: Maybe silver-plating?
 Orlantia: Fine Silver shrinks at about 5-7% so a volumetric increase of that much makes it the right size
 accountmadeforants: Silver isn't super expensive, but annoying to work with and alloy.
 SocraticMethod: I think you loaded earlier save
Asimech: @Chesul I would say the myth is still at least a bit balls. *slide whistle sound*
 matthaus_c: myth was spread by Big Silver
 daWAFFLERwuzheer: You could probably do it with silver around a core because it's the edging that allows it to pierce the werewolf skin
 UnknownFriday: You loaded an old save
Valoopy: god shooting a solid ball of silver woulda been PRICEY
 Gizmoloid: the werewolf locked it 
Boon_33: I've seen silver bullets in antique stores
 Anaerin: Is there a note on the barrel by that gate?
 SocraticMethod: That's odd
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: @JadedCynic You think I know the technical differences between jacketing & plating? 
Chesul: it's one of the myths that came from the beast of Gevaudan incident.
 Cptasparagus: @JadedCynic what if you engraved the word "silver" into a normal bullet
 JadedCynic: @raulghoulia that only deals with the fae...hope that's ALL you have to deal with
 darkcyril: Bad news, everyone. That means the werebear has learned how to use locks.
 SocraticMethod: A Backpack! Now you can carry 50% more ammo!
Boon_33: @Cptasparagus if it's from the sliver reigion of france we'll allow it.
 a2omega: Why would you expect the broken game to follow the rules of video game 
 daWAFFLERwuzheer: AH MY EYES! Why is that flashlight so bright?
 Lord_Hosk: @Boon_33 How could you tell the difference between a antique silver bullet and a silver bullet made 6 months ago?
3PlayerPolitics: The Glowy Bible
goombalax: maybe the trap hurts
 SocraticMethod: You did take 50% damage when falling
 sethtriggs: Nice underlighting on that book
 Diabore: do other things not one shot us?
 Marvoleath: fall dmg?
 DigitalSeahorse: red herring health?
Laserbeaks_Fury: bear traps maybe
DKMTG1: Because you hurt yourself jumping out of buildings
 Rhynerd: fall damage or bear traps I assume
 Gizmoloid: why does it give us SO MUCH lighter fluid?
 MAPBoardgames: MAZES!
Boon_33: @Lord_Hosk honestly you can't but they were popular as a novelty item.
just__fitz: Looks like there is a brothers grim fairy tale where they shoot a witch with silver buttons fired from a gun.
aClonedPickle: oh. so it's not a bear trap, it's a bear's trap
 fastlane250: a-maze-ing gameplay ahead
 MAPBoardgames: Mazes and keys that unlock keys
 SocraticMethod: It's a Sadako
goombalax: oh I get it, its not a bear trap, its a trap made by a bear! a BEAR TRAP!
Chesul: @raulghoulia "Enchanted Cold Iron" is impossible. the reason Cold Iron works against the Fae is that it's antithetical to all magic, so is poisonous to any magical creatures.
 Gizmoloid: ah, yes, VAST caves, brilliant
 LordZarano: It's kind of neat that things that had myths about them defeating evils, like silver and garlic, turned out to be antimicrobial
The_Myrdin: John...
Boon_33: lol
 codl_: john you need to invest in a journal. you cant keep leaving loose leaf diary entries everywhere
Pal_Friendpatine: flashlight, lighter fluid, and Health are on the inventory screen
 matthaus_c: YES
 Redbassist: Lmao
Boon_33: GOTY
 Nigouki: O R B
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 morgoth_bauglyr: bararapaaaa
 matthaus_c: John your game RULES
 accountmadeforants: 
 Saintnex: lol
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 0x6772: Look out Indy!
Amentur: Orb 
 wench_tacular: beautiful
  TXC2: the classic
 TheAinMAP: 
 Desruprot: "Cave"
Lysander_salamander: ok sure
 betweenmyself: I think they’re just pain killers…  Pop them before the bear grabs you so you can go peacefully
kynelwynn: Dark Souls!
SerGarretCameron: *indiana jones music plays*
chaostreader: oh. they aren’t bear traps. they are traps made by a bear.
 sethtriggs: LOL
 Marvoleath: bear trap!
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 hatsfullofrabbits: wtf crafty bear
Laserbeaks_Fury: Throw me the idol, I'll throw you the whip!
 A_Dub888: Remarkably smooth rock
 Saintnex: perfect game, no notes
 Natimus_Prime: classic boulder trap
 daWAFFLERwuzheer: Stop at nothing once you see it? This is a werewolf not SCP-096!
 novrdd: Indiana john 'john'
 sephsays: well now we know why the ground was so smooth
The_Myrdin: Did John forget what game he was working on???
 CururuGuasu: Naaaa nanananana!
goombalax: viking wearbear
 Inari_Kitsune: Doom
baethanos2: OH NO! A BALL MOVING AT MEDIUM SPEED
WearingCats_CwC: So did John set up the boulder trap or was that the werebere?
Lysander_salamander: a pillory, and now a spiked chair.  Ok
 kusinohki: too bad it wasn't a silver boulder to take out the wearbear...
 SocraticMethod: The mental image of the werebear watching Indiana Jones and thinking "Yes, that'lll work on those pesky lighthouse keepers" 
 Orlantia: Alex, if I ever go to Vancouver Island, I would love to teach you how to make proper mokume-gane. No solder, just fusion.
 hatsfullofrabbits: spoiler this is clearly not a normal bear
 MAPBoardgames: Horn, twin serpents, axes
Laserbeaks_Fury: why is *everything* branded T.Rex
The_Myrdin: The Creature likes playing Minecraft
 accountmadeforants: https://clips.twitch.tv/InventiveStylishGullVoHiYo-uG0LEL9n5yCh8OtN
 matthaus_c: Big Jeb
 hatsfullofrabbits: I always date my notes
Lysander_salamander: oh no
 Keab42: John. I have more notes. Should I date them?
 MAPBoardgames: Torc
 MAPBoardgames: in middle
Pal_Friendpatine: flashlight, lighter fluid, and Health are on the inventory screen. And now also torch life too
Lysander_salamander: labrys
kynelwynn: Horn was lowest picture
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: @Lord_Hosk If it works similarly to steel, then presumably you could at least tell if it was pre- or post-1945. Alex may be able to speak to the validity of that, but I certainly can't.
 SocraticMethod: Norse or Celtic symbols I think
The_Myrdin: @keab42 
 MAPBoardgames: middle is off
Boon_33: As a true criestion... as opposed to all the fake Cristians that get mutilated by bears.
WearingCats_CwC: So the werebere is a viking?
Chesul: so, this game is set in the Rocky Mountains? because Jebediah Smith was a real person.
 SquareDotCube: going into secret society BS already I see
 Anaerin: Axes and Horn are the wrong way round.
just__fitz: Did you hit E
itsaysTRUENO: love that this giant pillar sounds like a tiny lock
 kusinohki: werebear a viking berserker??
 hatsfullofrabbits: Jebediah Smith sounds pretty generic.
The_Myrdin: @wearingcats_cwc yeah, ,like an old berserker
  TXC2: viking werebear = Space wolves ?
 Desruprot: pretty well structured cave
 NoxStryx: "this is the music question"
 raulghoulia: he's batman
 matthaus_c: it's a bear, not an amateur
just__fitz: That is a strong rope for being ancient
 Viewers_Like_You: What, a beast can't have a hobby?
 Gizmoloid: nah, he read top to bottom
The_Myrdin: It's good that the beast hqs a hobby
 Dalrint: oh hey no battery for the flashlight
Lysander_salamander: well, at least the flashlight isn't complete garbage
DKMTG1: It was the height of the pictures not right to left
 Keab42: I think it was height on the wall rather than right-left
Atarra: Windows 95 vibes
Boon_33: i find the lack of minotaurs confusing.
itsaysTRUENO: stops creepers from spawning too
 Lord_Hosk: What is burning in those?
 KBKarma: Heard the brr.
 NoxStryx: Maybe jebidiah was an onlyconnect enjoyer
 Saintnex: werebears: known for their trap making abilities
 MAPBoardgames: No, you have torch fluid
 Marvoleath: what is the ceiling made of?
 Scy_Anide: @Lord_Hosk Batteries
 Diabore: mawp
 asthanius: well that sucks
  TXC2: bwamp
kynelwynn: MAWP
evilspoons983: this looks like that Minotaur game where you saw your own eyeballs
just__fitz: Hes so speedy
 CommanderPulsar: Marvel Comic's Beast, with a degree in engineering, to build & set these traps...
Boon_33: honk
 DigitalSeahorse: F
 novrdd: 
 Redbassist: Nyoom
 quatoria: you are dead, dead, dead
 asthanius: to dull the pain
 Desruprot: plecebo
 LurkerSpine: can you premed?
 matthaus_c: it's for the bearlings
Boon_33: the items, they do nothing!
 hatsfullofrabbits: the illusion of safety
 daWAFFLERwuzheer: BWOOM
baethanos2: why does he make a motorbike sound?
 Orlantia: 
 Koshindan: The painkillers are for your headache from the game.
 SocraticMethod: You did take 50% damage jumping off the balcony
 DigitalSeahorse:   
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Graham and Alex
 wench_tacular: 
Lysander_salamander: well, that was an experience
goombalax: oh what if you take the painkillers and it gives you a hit
 JadedCynic: @ScrapyardGhostTrain with the people involved in the conversation, I did jump to that conclusion.  But more fool me   (no shade, friend  )
just__fitz: John made accurate speed bears
 sethtriggs: Balance is just a suggestion.
 Scy_Anide: The painkillers are for the player so playing the game doesn't hurt as much.
 RAICx: Because video games have healing items, duh
 Keab42: Painkillers let you walk over the bear trap multiple times.
 pn55: That first game was cetainly a wild trip
 Redbassist: Is that my buddy katana Bob?
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 iris_of_ether: Mmmm manicotti
 Diabore: will you be going straight into another dice friends campaign or will there be another break?
Chesul: is it... THE cube?
Boon_33: that could be any cube!
Lysander_salamander: do they explode?
 NoxStryx: Ian "lazy manicoti" horner
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Boon_33: we have wheeler cubes at home.
Lysander_salamander: time capsule cube
 Saintnex: wait the bad cube?
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 Marvoleath: no cards, just dice
Chesul: the cube that shall remain unnamed?
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