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TXC2: CONTACT
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Austere_Squire: is Leering Onlooker a card name in the set?
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Creideiki_SE: !card Leering Onlooker
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TXC2: cheese quest '23
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ShaneLeeAtk: Ah, in time for Cheesesteak Talk
Azralorne: The best cheesesteak is the one you make at home
acuilador: The second was how I pronounce it
Simonark: Looking forward to your future con/sandwich quest vlogs. Excited to see who makes the best club sandwich in Amsterdam
FPNY41: Half-Tau Day?
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CAKHost:
Pie Day?! 
Austere_Squire: fantastic
TXC2:
the best cheesesteak is the cheesesteak jimmy's in Age of empires 
BusTed: I see what they did there.
Diabore: its a clue
Austere_Squire: Doggoooooooooo
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TXC2: this got spoiled a few days ago I recall, so no telling them chat
Wolfstrike_NL:
It is relevant
iris_of_ether: It's relevant
YeomanAres: Impeccable seems relevant
QuixoticScrivener: impeccable?
Land_Manatee: <message deleted>yup
Akaiatana: Are People Skills "Banding?"
LurkerSpine: wait is there different flavor text on the regular style?
iris_of_ether: Yes, the text is different
Featherweight_: Hello draft friends
TXC2: hello Featherweight_ welcome
NornsFelidar: hello!
TXC2:
so "fun" thing I learned today, do NOT update your account while maintenance is ongoing, it borks everything 
SolarBlitz1: The Daylight saving change has thrown me off once and this is earlier than I expected, huzzah!
TXC2: hello SolarBlitz1 welcome
Akaiatana: Yep, that's a Graham flavour text, alright.
Foxmar320: Hello Cori and Graham hope you're both well
TXC2: hi Foxmar320
Foxmar320: Hi TXC2
TXC2: dog uses pipe in mouth of course
BusTed:
Featherweight_: that dog is a work horse
Cptasparagus: getting into crime to prepare for OTJ?
jaimeblacken: oh god
TXC2: people REALLY don't respect menace
NornsFelidar: just came home from draft at lgs. 2-1 with no-bombs sultai 🤪
jaimeblacken: that dog has a pipe and a piece of meat
Cptasparagus: is that dog dual-wielding a leg and a pipe?
jaimeblacken: the race is on
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Akaiatana: I'm surprised the white equipment isn't a clue. There's room for a 'call it a haunch' joke.
Cptasparagus: id keep the eye
Akaiatana: Those and tempest lands are my in-person draft kit
TXC2:
opp is never out of stuff
TXC2: a flying eyeball? so it's an angel now ?
sporkraptor: !uptime
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OldUncleDan: Is that Private Eye watching you? Can they see your every move?
sporkraptor: woo I'm still early!
jaimeblacken: two 4/4 fliers eh
Marvoleath: do homunculi have spirits?
TXC2: Marvoleath if they're born yes
Marvoleath: arent they made? or am I just mixing them up with golems
A_Dub888: Hi friends, how's the murderin' ?
TXC2: hello A_Dub888 welcome
sporkraptor: that's a sandwich
TXC2: Marvoleath the lore is different from plane to plane
OldUncleDan: Just because they're made; it doesn't mean they can't have spirits!
OldUncleDan: Maybe they enjoy drinking vodka, for instance!
Diabore: making sure we dont get piped a third time
NornsFelidar: that’s true, I’m at least partially made of spirits!
Akaiatana: If only you had a Snuff Out
sporkraptor: ooooof
Diabore: and draws a card
sporkraptor: I've got a haunch
Diabore: we tapped in combat didnt we? so no equips?
TXC2: Arena: it's visual bugs ALL the way down
Cptasparagus: thats a barry white song right
Cptasparagus: "sac the haunch and make puppies"
sporkraptor: boof
TXC2: b-rutal
ghizmou: out with the past
Diabore: at least it was 5 wins, thats positive
Marvoleath:
not your fault, blame the deck makers 
Lajatang:
I finaly can catch a live stream, YESSIR 
Diabore: slam warleaders call
TXC2: hello Lajatang welcome
Bugberry: Force Boros
Cptasparagus: apfelsafttrinker is "applejuice drinker" in german
Cptasparagus: dunno what the first part means
Marvoleath: is that a cousin of Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar's?
Cptasparagus: not sure what granat is
Diabore: granat
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Commodore_Perry_GG: pomegranate maybe?
Diabore: uhhhh backstreet?
Cptasparagus: garnet, so yeah maybe a granatapfel is a pomegranate
Flyingdelorion: pommegranate yeah
QuixoticScrivener: hustle and bustle?
usmu1976: it´s pomegranate
sporkraptor: plant kitty
LurkerSpine: grenade apple
TXC2: well thats that mystery solved
Commodore_Perry_GG: that filthy pomegranate juice drinker
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Athelgar: thanks to the pax vlog i was looking for a cheesesteak today, i was so disappointed, turns out, Northern ontario is not the place for anything close to an authentic philly cheesesteak lol
TXC2: get loved cori !
sporkraptor: that does indeed look rad
Bugberry: Crime-mobile
Austere_Squire: oh, rope
Austere_Squire: I dig the equipment clues
sporkraptor: "mew"
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Diabore: ooh thats a late case
QuixoticScrivener: the meow from that game yesterday.
jaimeblacken: case isn't that great
NornsFelidar: gruul splash call isn’t terrible
Marvoleath: to be fair, human sometimes do that kind of noises, so why not catmen (aka Katanas, as we all now know)
TXC2:
bloom kin, the one uncommon I don't have
FPNY41: Needs Michelle Pfeiffer's iconic - "Meow"
tobi7618: May I ask, if you plan to come to MagicCon Amsterdam in June???
FPNY41: followed by explosions
jaimeblacken: on the job speculation?
Juliamon: tobi7618 They hope to
Marvoleath: @tobi7618 James and Wheeler will be there, LRR officially is tbd, afaik
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TXC2: hi Juliamon
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Dog_of_Myth: Murders? In this economy?
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Austere_Squire: 5 color good stuff, let's go?
sporkraptor: murder is cheap
sporkraptor: it's always under budget
thirsty_kitteh: hi txc2! I don't suppose you've happened to have invented internet-transmitted Lemsip recently?
Marvoleath: murder is not a crime yet
A_Dub888: Murder is only a crime if there are witnesses
jaimeblacken: lots of good blue here
TXC2: thirsty_kitteh sadly no, sorry
sporkraptor: yiiikes, entrapment much? XD
v_nome: Did you figure out your cube of misery, Cori?
Austere_Squire: i stopped paying attention for 2 seconds and heard "we had to introduce the idea of sin to his culture"
korvys: Temporal Entrapment
tobi7618: @marvoleath thanks for the information
sporkraptor: haahahahah omg, yesss
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, that's a good idea
TXC2: the vampire
Diabore: what happened, i looked away when it seemed we would be GRw
jacqui_lantern234:
hey ya heccin nerds whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!! 
TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234 welcome
jaimeblacken: i think boros is viable
Dog_of_Myth: Hiya @jacqui_lantern234
jaimeblacken: oh the trick is great!
Doc_Rider: I see this as Black/red/White
TehAmelie: i am feeling loved
Austere_Squire: Is cat
TXC2:
watching this draft is really validating to me and my poor drafting skills
jacqui_lantern234:
@TXC2 are you really a magic player if you dont have poor drafting skills? 
OldBenX: if it makes you feel better, I had like 4 drafts recently thinking "there's no way this can work" and still pulling off 4-5 wins
TXC2: jacqui_lantern234 touché, also congrats on the gold kappa
Marvoleath: citizen and goblin
NornsFelidar: My winning strategy is hoping my opponents get mana screwed
OldBenX: like 3-color piles of nonsense with maybe 1 rare
SoulSurgae: Are links allowed? Id like to share my sweet 9 rare deck i drafted.
Austere_Squire: what if everyone just starts passing you good cards?
jaimeblacken: dog walker is better
ghizmou: oh sentry is real good too
jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 yeah, i was in the right place at the right time ^_^ the streamer i got it at is such gender goals
TXC2: SoulSurgae sure
ghizmou: Look at that lil guy face
jaimeblacken: not great tbh, get the trick!
OldBenX: ham could honestly work here
ghizmou: it stops our warleader's call
SoulSurgae: was a sweet 7-0
jacqui_lantern234: monkey?! it us, chat!!!
Austere_Squire: is Vengeful Tracker the one that punches people for saccing artifacts?
TXC2: Austere_Squire yes
Bugberry: the Right answer is the Right one
Akaiatana: "You are not on the list" would be funny to say to a list card.
LurkerSpine: !card push
LRRbot: Did you mean: Push // Pull; Fatal Push; Push Your Luck
jaimeblacken: fish aggro works
LurkerSpine: !card Push // Pull
LRRbot: Push // Pull | Push [1{W/B}] | Sorcery | Destroy target tapped creature. // Pull [4{B/R}{B/R}] | Sorcery | Put up to two target creature cards from a single graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. They gain haste until end of turn. Sacrifice them at the beginning of the next end step.
Austere_Squire: i weesh i weesh i was a feesh
jaimeblacken: gems
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Finergy.
Ctabbe: ah sweet, this recipie has synergy with fish!
shadmed: go fish
DAC169:
I forgot that dst change meant you start an hour earlier for me. 
Azralorne: Finergy
TXC2: the chemical brothers plays in everyone else's head when someone says galvanize too right?
TXC2: hello DAC169 welcome
Bugberry: I find it funny how the reactions to On the Job started with "Investigating doesn't add much to the card" to "Why does it need to Investigate too?"
jacqui_lantern234:
@Azralorne omg 
Flyingdelorion: Always @TXC2
Azralorne: @jacqui_lantern234 haha thanks
jacqui_lantern234: head empty, no chemicals
Diabore: cut 1 feesh imo
BoofTroupe: in the words of Hank Green, "everything is chemicals"
Marvoleath: catfish?
jaimeblacken: knife goes in guts come out
Azralorne: Cut fish for sushi
DAC169:
you prefer he "cut the cheese"? 
OldBenX: feesh or hustle
Austere_Squire: you do appear to have some blue and black
sophieghost: All fish are precious
jaimeblacken: the lammasu is not great
Diabore: attacks each combat if able is pretty bad text
TXC2:
my brain make chemical but it's only cortisol
OldBenX: also check your basics
jaimeblacken: cut the island!
Bugberry: Magic needs more Lammasu in general.
ghizmou: it s ok to sacc fish, they don't have any feeling, if something's in the way
Akaiatana: Herring is e-fishient
RAZRBCK08: You have the dual
EvilBadman: dualie
jacqui_lantern234:
me, taking my afternoon dose of ADHD meds late so i can be on point for Commander night: "....this feels like im cheating"
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Diabore: so elegante
Doc_Rider: Don't you need a blue for the Granite Witness?
Marvoleath: Escape tunnel is a combo with quadfish
Diabore: @Doc_Rider flips for WW
TXC2: jacqui_lantern234 if it's good enough for Wheeler to beat Skeiro, it good enough for command
TXC2: *commander
jacqui_lantern234:
@corefluxx but metric is base 10, not base 100
Marvoleath: (I'm being generous with "combo", yes)
Doc_Rider: @Diabore Ah, I see.
jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 yeah, but commander players are bad at magic! (myself included, also mostly joking)
Austere_Squire: i am in cori's boat
Austere_Squire: what did i miss that all these mens are attacking
TXC2: sus
jaimeblacken: um
Bugberry: You can Hustle at instant speed so you can still do it if you already declared attacks.
corefluxx: @jacqui_lantern234 Just gotta look at each month as a centiyear, rather than a deciyear. Then it works.
RAZRBCK08: The elephant is not a bad permanent to return back to your hand
jaimeblacken: you can reset the loxodon!
Marvoleath: remember chat, do not push horses in real life
TXC2: can we pull a horse ?
Juliamon: You can try
OldBenX: May I offer you a trade in these murderous times?
TXC2 rolls athletics check
jaimeblacken: nice
jaimeblacken: bustle
jaimeblacken: yeeeh
jacqui_lantern234:
A B C - Always Be Bustling
Diabore: whats our facedown thatll flip for free?
OldBenX: Bustle wins here
ghizmou: 13-4=9
DAC169: yup
TXC2: Mathematical!
jaimeblacken: you can return a land with the cat
TXC2: trambampaline
jaimeblacken: just for future bonks
Diabore: i really really want the insidious roots to be good, but its soooo slow
Marvoleath: overrun still good in 2024
ghizmou: it s better for a grindy deck, not for an aggressive white deck
jaimeblacken: eugh
Akaiatana: It's great with chalk outline
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Austere_Squire: Insidious Roots seems real neat to me... but I also evaluate things as a commander player, not a draft player
TXC2: hello raiders
jacqui_lantern234: never didnt have it
OldBenX: @Akaiatana I have yet to see anyone make it work in Limited
baltimore_667083: hello raiders!
Comet__: ive done some nonsense with roots in a constructed deck but in draft it can be a lot harder
OldBenX: Roots might be a legit Standard deck
TXC2: pulling a land in a 2 land hand? is it possible to learn this power?
jaimeblacken: centaur
SoulSurgae: insiduous roots can work very well in draft, but requires alot of work
NornsFelidar: 2 gravestone striders and roots and if opponent isn’t super quick, they are screwed
Marvoleath: !card galvanize
LRRbot: Galvanize [1R] | Instant | Galvanize deals 3 damage to target creature. If you've drawn two or more cards this turn, Galvanize deals 5 damage to that creature instead.
Akaiatana:
@OldBenX I've done it!
Diabore: op no we were kidding
jacqui_lantern234:
@TXC2 just hang around James Turner
TXC2: jacqui_lantern234 ah ha ha
DAC169: why did you disguise it?
OldBenX:
@Akaiatana I haven't seen it tho gratz anyway, it's on my bucket list
TXC2: force of habit ?
jaimeblacken: good question, next question
Bugberry: Trying to get into their mind, you end up in your own.
RAZRBCK08: Ward 2 to troll a blue deck that might have bounce spells
OldBenX: opponent, this isn't Standard, you don't need to play Esper Control
Austere_Squire: standardly
Diabore: have any of those mixed things been good?
sarahwillions1: Hy
OldBenX: honestly pretty good
NornsFelidar: imagine our shock if the flash in the wanderer
RAZRBCK08: Standard is not terrible currently actually
jaimeblacken: facedown
sarahwillions1: what is you discord server
TXC2: I heard it's good, but everyone dislikes the 3 year roatation
Marvoleath: !discord
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TXC2:
was it a non human centaur?
Bugberry: Countering a Red Herring seems very thematic
Eduardo_Velho: on my local shop is doing great standard showdow every monday and fnm is always standard too
DAC169:
imagine not running 9 fish in draft
TXC2: boy I hope the lets nope bois saw those pictures
Azralorne: People LOVED mine
Featherweight_: so much cool stuff
Azralorne: Orangataur
sporkraptor: that is... a very odd mental image
Azralorne: It's on my insta lol
sporkraptor: was it arboreal? XD
Azralorne: Also machop
OldBenX: next weekend my LGS hosts like 5 RCQs, would be fun except I'm the one who has to judge them -.-'
jaimeblacken: beep beep
shurtal: for my first ever Markov draft, i ended up Orzhov. Turnso out havning two Barbed Servitors is pretty good, when your opponents don't know what barbed servitor does
TXC2: on wednesday I came up with most deadly centaur, a Moose/ canada goose mix
CururuGuasu: That’s the first time I’ve seen someone play Benthic Crimonologists
DAC169: I hope they don't bother blocking
sporkraptor: @Azralorne omg that is *amazing*
DAC169: darn
Azralorne: HAHAHA that was the perfect reaction
jaimeblacken: happens?
RAZRBCK08: That is horrifying
Azralorne: Thanks 🤣
sporkraptor: it's so well-done, and a concept that absolutely should not exist
Azralorne: Oh it's 100% made to be horrible
TXC2: they spoke it into the universe and Azralorne Delivered
paronomasiac042: so... this *is* the future liberals want!
Azralorne: @txc2 That's my gift and my curse
Diabore: have you found all the clickables on this board graham?
Bugberry: reel big fish
sporkraptor: beep beep I'm a fish
FPNY41: Candygram
TXC2: huh, I did not know this board did this
Diabore: oh they had hard evidence
jaimeblacken: beep beep
Diabore: they milled it
MegaDosX: They surveilled it away
OldBenX: Craben Inspector!
Marvoleath: surveil land
sporkraptor: j'accuse--le chat! (idk what's french for cat)
Akaiatana: Crabs are the most delicious spider
Commodore_Perry_GG: Is only game. You don't have to have crab.
MegaDosX: Good joke streamer
Eduardo_Velho: i love the mental vission of a wizard holding a metal fish by the tail and slaping other in the face with it
Diabore: i think we do it back to save the haazda
Azralorne: That's never a good start to a sentence "I was talking to evilbadman before stream..."
jaimeblacken: kill the guy when it gets bigger
Diabore: and take them to 1
MegaDosX: You can kill it now
OldBenX: I'd say pump
sporkraptor: okay I just image search for "shame faced crab" and it is *everything* I could have hoped for
OldBenX: we also have mana too crack clue
sporkraptor: it looks like a shy sourdough loaf
bradical92: You have on the job. "I already got one."
TXC2: clappa parappa the rapper ?
Comet__: calappa da rappa
Azralorne: Are these Pokemon names
themlin: belopa?
sporkraptor: they are *adorable*
jacqui_lantern234: that reminds me of my favourite scientific bird name! Turdis Turdis
Diabore: its so good
TehAmelie: my favorite is still The Destroyer of Worlds
Featherweight_: we win, have a shameful crab as treat
CururuGuasu: is so shy
sporkraptor: oh nooooo
CAKHost: D'aww
MarkovDescendant: They're Weeping Angels of the sea.
TXC2: "Baka! sempai notice me!"
sporkraptor: shy sourdough loaf
jacqui_lantern234: "no dont perceive me"
v_nome:
FPNY41: Peekaboo
A_Dub888: no peench today
DAC169:
that not shame, that shy! 
TXC2: so we know what next CHDC will be
Astrovore: so loud it brought Richard Attenborough back from the dead
Wolfstrike_NL: no perceive
NewtyNewts: @jacqui_lantern234 You sure that isn't someone miswriting tortoise tortoise?
Diabore: first? us?
jaimeblacken: where are all the fish
Viewers_Like_You: @TXC2 Crab Draw Horses Crab?
Flyingdelorion: Grimmas?
Diabore: ???
jacqui_lantern234: @NewtyNewts im sure
TXC2: Viewers_Like_You yes
sporkraptor: @Viewers_Like_You crab horses
sporkraptor: crorsses
Diabore: is a little funny
LurkerSpine: it's kinda funny
Diabore: i would
jaimeblacken: play that yes
MegaDosX: It's kinda funny
Diabore: they have blue now, i ascared of counters
Flyingdelorion: why not?
Akaiatana: The Right Call
Alex_Frostfire: !card Horseshoe Crab
LRRbot: Horseshoe Crab [2U] | Creature — Crab [1/3] | {U}: Untap Horseshoe Crab.
themlin: the e-fish-ent plat
sporkraptor: Operation: Ping
lightfut: First of many pings
jaimeblacken: the fish are 3/3s
jaimeblacken: they're massive
TXC2: it sure doesn't
jacqui_lantern234: !card chromeshell crab
LRRbot: Chromeshell Crab [4U] | Creature — Crab Beast [3/3] | Morph {4}{U} / When Chromeshell Crab is turned face up, you may exchange control of target creature you control and target creature an opponent controls.
RAZRBCK08: They can't offer free trades with their face down creatures against ours now either
TheAwkes: With the cat and your tokens, you've got it covered.
lightfut: That attack was worth a whole 3 pings!
ShotGunShelz7: Impact tremors is always a good idea in limited
Wolfstrike_NL: I play this "Face Down Card" - and I play this "Face Down Card"
Bugberry: classic shell game
SacrificialToast: i always thought the Red Herring should have "2, tap: Destroy target clue."
Bugberry: you have chosen, poorly
Marvoleath: worst one, or the cheapest to flip, yea
sporkraptor: eight, with the herring
Viewers_Like_You: Idea: FNPF chaos draft, but work start by drafting some number of conspiracy-style stipulation cards that force people to draft a certain way
NewtyNewts: Yes?
MegaDosX: v r o o m
DudelidouX: I only go with cheapest to flip, worst one mean nothing
lightfut: Noot and also noot
TXC2: ooof
sporkraptor: that was quick
renaissance_rat: hey thats the warleader
Mishapp53: woo
renaissance_rat: ggs
NewtyNewts: @lightfut Agreed
MegaDosX: You won that race
FPNY41: easy game
Astrovore: never didn't have it baby
Diabore: the warleader called, we hung up
MtGJam: "The way that angel just blew up was very suspicious"
MegaDosX: Also, RW vs RW definitely goes quickly huh
Flyingdelorion: Nice!
OldBenX: not even close baybayyyyyyyy
Diabore: what was the blue for?
TXC2:
that card so good I have 2 of her in a brawl deck
renaissance_rat: gagic the mathering
MegaDosX: Skill
Scarbble: is the warleader's call "noot noot"?
Diabore: that looked like a very good rw deck, why the blue?
Viewers_Like_You: "Mr. Proft, I've got an angel for you on line one?"
NewtyNewts: Mathic the Gagering
NicotineRobot: Don't call me Shirley.
lightfut: 1) draft call. 2) ?????? 3) profit
TXC2: who in MTG is more famous then LRR ?
renaissance_rat: theyre gonna give that fish a knife!
glitched_goddess: in my experience amazing decks get drafted despite the player not because of the player
RAZRBCK08: They are priced in to giving it a knife if you play that
RAZRBCK08: Unless they want to trade and not draw
FPNY41: Knife to meet you
A_Dub888: !findquote knife
LRRbot: Quote #221: "Usually, in my dreams, the ghosts just give me a knife." —Cameron [2015-04-30]
Viewers_Like_You: But now they *have* to hit you for free, so it's okay
jacqui_lantern234: a KNOIF!!! NYOOOO!!!
FPNY41: but what if Tonberry?
NewtyNewts: Or the ghosts at least upgraded their weaponry
lightfut: The mental math there was disturbing and also felt
NornsFelidar: khifemares
renaissance_rat: fish knife
lightfut: 4....9 years
shurtal: they upgraded to sword dreams
TXC2: give a man a fish, he eats for a day, give a man a knife, he eats every day, give a fish a knife....
Diabore: knife fish, cousin of sword fish
glitched_goddess: knife dreams was my favorite cheech & Chong movie
Azralorne: Dream mechanic, for apeedrunning your dreams
TimIAm: Love the idea of dream mechanics
FPNY41: that sounds like a TAS only trick
TehAmelie: buttslide dream sounds about 0.4 times as good as a flying dream
v_nome: !quote 8649
LRRbot: Quote #8649: "Ooh, knife ghost!" —Heather [2023-09-22]
Marvoleath: that fish was full of detective!
HasturTheYellow: Time
Diabore: you been having fun with rebirth g?
A_Dub888: "2015 was 9 years ago" anyone else feel the need to stretch all of a sudden
NewtyNewts: The gods of time are fickle and capricious
TXC2:
i'm 35 this year, time is not real
TotallyNotaBeholder: Hey Graham, Hey Cori, just want to say thanks for getting me into Magic, played my first commander games last night and had a blast
TheAwkes: 1 sleeve is the unofficial serving size of most cookies.
Mishapp53: aw man i want Jaffa cakes
TXC2: hello TotallyNotaBeholder welcome
Featherweight_: remember Pokémon Go?, I do
Diabore: @TotallyNotaBeholder welcome and we're sorry
NewtyNewts: @TheAwkes The rest of them come in single-serving packages
TXC2: !mastodon
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TXC2: how much of the OG game does rebirth cover ?
shurtal: the OST goes HARD and DOES NOT STOP
TheAwkes: Mt. Corel Draw
SolarBlitz1: Bow wow wow is very catchy too
TotallyNotaBeholder: @Diabore my wallet is not thrilled, this is true
Diabore: i put 78 hours into it before i got credits
TimIAm: Is the remake stuff supposed to be three games total?
Diabore: @TimIAm yes its slated as a trilogy
CururuGuasu: I think they said in the marketing it goes up to the end of the OG disk 1
jacqui_lantern234:
giga chadley
lightfut: Yeah, Chadley is such a choice
shurtal: he gives you the C.H.A.D. device
atinyspacemarine: "we believe him to be androidenous"
CururuGuasu: He gives you the CHAD Unit
Dog_of_Myth: Oh Chadley. Big dork vibes. He's great
NewtyNewts: Good king chocomog?
Scarbble: oh, chadley. you big egg. why'd you make a female AI for yourself
Dog_of_Myth: Mai!
Diabore: a.mai graham
TXC2: Scarbble you know why
TotallyNotaBeholder: Chadley and their siblings Bradley, Dradley and Abbdley
CururuGuasu: MAI. She’s nuts
atinyspacemarine: He made a waifu for you?
NewtyNewts: Chadley and Cherdley
Diabore: i see it more as he made a sister
ScrapyardGhostTrain: He made a waifu for himself.
Scarbble: he made a waifu for HIM
shurtal: to be fair, Chadley was made by Hojo, so some weirdness scans
ScrapyardGhostTrain: ^
CururuGuasu: She craves violence
TimIAm: Dr. Chadley Kreiger
jacqui_lantern234:
nah, Chadley's an egg
TXC2: has Hojo made anything that didn't escape ?
jaimeblacken: final fantasy house vibes
NewtyNewts: Second white does not exist
Marvoleath: that person was a sword D:
Dog_of_Myth: It's very final fantasy. It's great.
MarkovDescendant: The moonwalking made me LOL
jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 an over-inflated ego
DAC169: did they escape, or did Hojo let them loose because he was bored and wanted to see what they would do?
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TXC2: jacqui_lantern234 touché
Azralorne: I swear that's how media is in general right now
Diabore: ooh we can break their knife
renaissance_rat: ape takes down the knife
Juliamon: We're in an era where people complain if it's not 200% clear
FPNY41: on the plus side, hopefully the snow field area is less horrible
Diabore: @Juliamon and other people who colmplain if its even 10% clear
LurkerSpine: I don't know if that's true, Juliamon. Lots of people loved Elden Ring
ScrapyardGhostTrain: This is the problem with a world where we're not allowed to tell people they're just idiots any more.
FPNY41: is that a flag in the distance or a smudge on the screen?
fhorrigan: That thing that orangutan must really suck ass to make one of those jolly fellas angry.
atinyspacemarine: Whenever I hear stuff like this I remember playing firewatch with the map markers turned off and. More of that, please
NewtyNewts: Don't even need to climb the tower anymore
luke1x: I like how it has notes for things in BG3 that you can refer too and it shows on the map, but you still have some problem solving
Athelgar: that seems like a thing that could have its own setting that could be toggled
atinyspacemarine: BG3 was also a good level of hand-holding
fhorrigan: The opposite of needing to buy a strategy guide. They're building it into quest design.
Marvoleath: Are you aware of the Bard's Tale 4? They added a "song" that basically solves any puzzle for free after people complained you have to do puzzles in the RPG with puzzles
renaissance_rat: deaath
TehAmelie: by some strange coincidence, exploration in FF seems to have peaked in FF9, the last game on the PS1
luke1x: How does it compare to remake as good, better, or worse?
Diabore: the dynamic lighting can also flashbang you
TXC2: right chat I'm off
Diabore: see ya @TXC2
Akaiatana: Graham, are you having Brock Lesner Problems?
TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Graham and Cori
CAKHost: Goodnight TXC2!
AutumnAuton: Like A Dragon: Infinite Wealth also has cool combo-techs like that, but they work great in that game
Flyingdelorion: have a good day/night @TXC2
TehAmelie: who needs realism
Diabore: screw your escape tunnel op
NewtyNewts: Are you saying a bird can't be a detective?
Akaiatana: They called the cacawps
DAC169: not "caw! caw!" but "clue! clue!"
SocraticMethod: And it's the people wearing crow masks that make the "Ca-caw" noise anyway
Diabore: and a clue
Juliamon: A bird can be a detective, but this one isn't
chrisvonclause: I feel like Rebirth does a lot of things well, but has a lot of weird choices that weren't necessary. And that it's still a fun game even though it has some issues. a good example of a good game that isn't either a dumpster fire or Game of the year, and that's ok and acceptable.
NewtyNewts: Investigavens
Diabore: rip fish?
dimeadozent: birds are only allowed to be wizards, NOT detectives
glitched_goddess: bird cops, bird detectives….what’s next bird lawyers?
Diabore: @glitched_goddess it that harvey bridmans music i hear?
Azralorne: Be careful when you open it Graham lol
DAC169: @glitched_goddess no, bird outlaws. THEN the bird lawyers
lightfut: More fish!
jaimeblacken: egad my roast is ruined
Juliamon: Don't pull an Adam
Azralorne: @juliamon lol right?
Featherweight_: attack with the power of fish and anime
glitched_goddess: @dac169 Bird Crime is an issue after all
Juliamon: Adam had a bad time
Diabore: what are you opening?
Diabore: i missed the context
Juliamon: Overcarbonated drink
Sogheim: oh hey Graham! been enjoying the vlog!
Azralorne: Aka the root beer lottery
Diabore: id let it happen
Kipstar: Adam had a bad time, but then he had a good time thinking about sponges
Kipstar: so it wasn't a total loss
Diabore: thank god we have removal
jaimeblacken: oh ok
jaimeblacken: they're dead
Diabore: no, they gain 2 from ward
renaissance_rat: well time to lose four life and get that off the board
MegaDosX: Just kill it, sac the cat, swing
renaissance_rat: they gain four
jaimeblacken: can't counter the red one
NewtyNewts: Herring out again?
Diabore: right, its any creature
jaimeblacken: so you don't have to sac
Marvoleath: I mean, you gotta
renaissance_rat: @jaimeblacken red only deals four
jaimeblacken: oh four damage jeez
DAC169: doesn't Suspicious Detonation have "can't be countered"?
DAC169: oh, only 4
Diabore: that card dumb
MegaDosX: It's a powerful card
MegaDosX: Recently spiked in price as a result
Alas_Babylon: Turns out when you can slam it off the back of a 3 mana Sorin, it's pretty gud
Diabore: 3 mana sorin
NornsFelidar: sorin
jaimeblacken: sorin
RAZRBCK08: 3 mana Sorin is a broken card if there's a great vampire in the format to cheat out
MegaDosX: !card sorin imperious bloodlord
LRRbot: Sorin, Imperious Bloodlord [2B] | Legendary Planeswalker — Sorin [4] | [+1]: Target creature you control gains deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn. If it's a Vampire, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / [+1]: You may sacrifice a Vampire. When you do, Sorin, Imperious Bloodlord deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life. / [−3]: You may put a Vampire creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.
OldUncleDan: I was just happy that Amelia Combo got so far!
jaimeblacken: it's a -3 that doesn't kill it
jaimeblacken: it's dumb
MegaDosX: That -3 has always done work
SoulSurgae: sorin is only 3 mana
Diabore: play it on 3 even
WizardDanceParty: Can play it on 1 with Dark RItual
Flyingdelorion: 3 even
micalovits: I like murder
MegaDosX: Even when it was just Champion of Dusk that you cheated into play, that -3 did a lot
Marvoleath: @micalovits strange hobby, but ok
Diabore: @MegaDosX i was doing it in pioneer cheating ghalta and mavren into play
micalovits: Been playing to much Dark Urge in BG3, rubs of into real life
Diabore: not pioneer, explorer
CAKHost: Drown a fish...?
MegaDosX: Yeah Ghalta and Mavren is a fun one to cheat into play nowadays
NewtyNewts: What does bustle do?
Marvoleath: overrun
theguardianotter: Munky
Diabore: @NewtyNewts overrun and flips a face down
OldBenX: !card hustle bustle
LRRbot: Hustle // Bustle | Hustle [{U/R}] | Instant | Target creature attacks or blocks this turn if able. // Bustle [4{R/G}{R/G}] | Sorcery | Creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain trample until end of turn. You may turn a creature you control face up.
MegaDosX: Now they die
Diabore: vein ripper my dude
MegaDosX: Vein Ripper did some work
RAZRBCK08: Vein Ripper is a very strong card
atinyspacemarine: 1 is not 0
theguardianotter: That cards gross
Alas_Babylon: The fact that the Ward cost triggers its own ability is kinda sillygood
theguardianotter: What if Blood Artist wad BIG
MegaDosX: Landing a Vein Ripper on three is ridiculous
jaimeblacken: not great
Diabore: i have complaints about them printing all these monstrously strong rares in limited that do nothing in constructed but this isnt the place for it
RAZRBCK08: 2/4 reach is surprisingly obnoxious in this format
korvys: Yeah, it was interesting rewatching Friday Night recently how much Standard was a focus. I assume at least part because of WotC, but also that the episodes were focused on Friday Night Magic, in an Era where that was Standard only
luke1x: How are you feeling about the Set?I feel it is too bomb heavy and fast for my liking. Worried this may be the norm with play boosters
atinyspacemarine: Aw heckie darn
LurkerSpine: Well there was a big chunk of just Paul goes to the pro tour storyline
korvys: No, but several early episodes had a framing of "Gotta come up with a deck for FNM" or similar
OldBenX: @luke1x It's definitely fast, but it doesn't feel that bomb-heavy to me, the removal is strong enough
Diabore: there was limited, standard, modern, and the expensive ones back then
OldBenX: nowhere near, say, Crimson Vow
Marvoleath: @Diabore and now modern is one of the expensive ones!
Alas_Babylon: It feels weird to think that the main throughline for jokes nowadays would be something like the Voja discourse
Juliamon: Arena also really changed the landscape, suddenly EVERYONE was drafting
Alas_Babylon: "what the dog doin? tearin' up commander tables"
Featherweight_: back when people had friends
Diabore: pioneer was introduced over 4 years ago
luke1x: Opponents deck is rude
renaissance_rat: griffin go boing
MegaDosX: And just before the pandemic
Dog_of_Myth:
Diabore: a month and a half before the pandeni
MegaDosX: Which is part of the reason it had such a rough start
RAZRBCK08: I really like the Exit Specialist
MegaDosX: Oh no. What a misplay.
Athelgar: im starting to think that Paul mulliganed away that magic tvshow
luke1x: Friday nights would have been weird during the pandeni
Diabore:
we should cut the anthem
DylPage: fish too stronk
SocraticMethod:
*tsk* *tsk* leaving value on table
renaissance_rat: moider
Marvoleath: a just murder, as in justified?
fhorrigan: Every episode of Friday Nights during the pandini would have been new variations of how neat this new format webcam camera for 3 years.
fhorrigan: webcam commander
MegaDosX: RIP
renaissance_rat: sac tthat fish
MegaDosX: Sacrifice fish at least I guess
Marvoleath: eat the fish
Alas_Babylon: Notably, not nonland!
OldBenX:
you eraser the evidence tho
Diabore: it does
OldBenX: erased*
korvys: Another common theme was organised play (either watching or competing), and that also had a bit of a falling off over the last decade
renaissance_rat: brrrrrrr
Alas_Babylon: Gaming!
MegaDosX: I don't think they could have collected evidence there, because without Deadly Cover Up in the bin they wouldn't have had enough
OldBenX: platinum gaming?
Alas_Babylon: Yeah, we hecked up their evidenceing
Diabore: @korvys oh right the pro tour watch party, more importantly remembered as the birth of simic slaw
TehAmelie: wizards data quantification specialist: "hmm, there's a strong correlation between people winning and having fun"
luke1x: Speaking of Friday Nights have the playmats come in yet? I am worried about your poor wrists
Azralorne: Dvr?! Ok Grandma
Azralorne: 😘
ScrapyardGhostTrain: That certainly is a username OP has...
TehAmelie: i just had some thicc creamy pasta
couchboyj: They also dont seem to put up anywhere to watch the PT at the Magicons, which doesn't help
Diabore: oh shit
SocraticMethod: Ah, the old Prodigy hit "Smack my fish up"
korvys: Yoghurt
MegaDosX: Oh kill that
luke1x: @scrapyardghosttrain thanks I hate it
lightfut: One of the names of all time
Azralorne: It's probably just describing ice cream
Azralorne: Right?...
Serpens77: Wither? I barely know 'er!
BusTed: or maybe some hot chocolate
OldBenX: @Serpens77 ...why does this joke get me every time?
Featherweight_: i got that reference
MegaDosX: Wow, that's aggressive
SocraticMethod: I still chuckle at Graham's impression of "thicc milk"
Serpens77: @OldBenX it's a classic!
Diabore: if we draw land we could do both
Azralorne: Did you say *dry Alfredo sauce*?
Azralorne: 🤣
Alas_Babylon: dehydrated Alfredo sauce
NornsFelidar: Graham, what’s the flavor text you submitted and that got printed you are the proudest of in MKM?
TehAmelie: !findquote lifestream
LRRbot: Quote #6913: "Lifestream feels like thick wet, send tweet." —Graham [2020-04-22]
lightfut: That gave me a shudder
HasturTheYellow: So dry it's powdered
LurkerSpine: guar gum
HasturTheYellow: Turn it into Alfredo Board
SocraticMethod: Astronaut Alfredo Sauce, the next big hit in Kennedy Space Center
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Didn't you say it was the 'Yep, it's a vase' one, G?
OldBenX: Pull should be lethal next turn
RAZRBCK08: Offender at large being both an etb or a turned face up is so nice
Diabore: private eye
MegaDosX: Massacre Girl and Eliminator?
Diabore: sac the disguise
renaissance_rat: gg
Diabore: big plats
luke1x: Opponent thinks it's lethal too
MegaDosX: Yeah I was thinking sac the disguised creature but you still won
OldBenX: Platinum Gaming! ™️
Azralorne: Thicc plattys
Datnade012: Diamond here we come
MegaDosX: The climb to mythic continues
luke1x: Is anyone in LRR doing the next set?
Diabore: wotc learned the lesson
renaissance_rat: will there be mkm nicknames
TheAwkes: I haven't seen a lot of MKM being played, but from what I have seen, it looks like Mardu is getting quite a suite of new goodies.
TehAmelie: doesn't Flopo stand for floating point operation something?
Diabore: !nicknames
MegaDosX: “Let’s gather what we can before the Golgari tidy up the scene.”
OldBenX: @TehAmelie that's FLOP
OldBenX:
renaissance_rat: we out here doggy walkin
SocraticMethod: Hey, I'm barkin' here
luke1x: Looks like it g
lightfut: All dogs are auspicious
renaissance_rat: that dog ARRIVED
shurtal: i can't hear Auspicious without thinking about Charlie the Unicorn
CAKHost: On the topic of Thiccuqids, I remember looking online and seeing a listing for like thickening liquids like water for easier consumption. My brain, ever curious, was like "Huh maybe...?" but I convinced it that we don't need to experience that at this time.
luke1x: Quick get James in the building
OldBenX: sac feesh and detonate Haazda?
renaissance_rat: could sac fish and detonate
SocraticMethod: Put the fish into the microwave
luke1x: Still in a rough spot
TehAmelie: @CAKHost the dreaded drink-stew spectrum
luke1x: Do we have any outs in the deck?
Phaers: flopo got the dropo on yall
OldBenX:
renaissance_rat: more feesh
OldBenX: this new Dandan deck sucks
korvys: Graham, do you hear Chemical Brothers whenever someone plays that card like I do?
lightfut: If they're gonna make the Brushwagg have a tumbleweed animation like that the gotta have a reprint in oth
lightfut: Otj
TehAmelie: enhance. enhance. magnify. enhance three more times and magnify again.
MegaDosX: Steamcore Scholar
MegaDosX:
Steamcore Weird is from Guildpact
MarkovDescendant: A set with Cowboys better give us at least a little bit of "Partner"
lightfut: *pardner*
ToppHat: Private Eye is so good
ToppHat: "Yep, it's a vase"
OldBenX: beep beep, I'm a cree-*shot*
CAKHost: Beep beep, time to murder to the beat
SocraticMethod: @ToppHat Is it pronounced vay-se or vaahz. This is important
TehAmelie: [fight immediately ensues about "vayse" contra "vaahs"]
SocraticMethod: jinx
ToppHat: Rofl
lightfut: Lol good stuff
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jaimeblacken: damage step?
Astrovore: Rubblebelt Braggart's flavour text is great too
Astrovore: in a similar vein
ToppHat: croco-dilf oh dear
Serpens77: Investi-gator
ToppHat: @Serpens77 amazing nickname
ShardsSystem: Hey Cori!
OldBenX: Speaking of nicknames - are you doing TTC nickname episode for MKM?
luke1x: It's interesting that they lump commander the regular set and alchemy all into one pile for the names and flavor text. Never really thought about it that way ig
SchwiftyCatt: Is this ranked?
jaimeblacken: no
jaimeblacken: NO
Diabore: yarus is quite messed up
DAC169: uh...
OldBenX: !sir
jaimeblacken: nooooo
luke1x: Doesn't come back
Diabore: it flips when it dies
sophieghost: Not a trade
DAC169: Yarus's effect...
luke1x: It's a messed up card
EJGRgunner: that reminds me. where is that large autombile?
LurkerSpine: I wish they still made the Yaris
SchwiftyCatt: still has field advantage, and seems to be ramping. need a boardwipe of some kind
jaimeblacken: plz sir, my mana
OldBenX: my kingdom for a mountain!
MegaDosX: Instant speed Splendid Reclamation, seems kinda good
renaissance_rat: but the land didnt deal two damage to everyone
RAZRBCK08: I actually won a game because my opponent forgot the Escape Tunnel has 2 modes
SocraticMethod: Yeah, they are bird cultists
jaimeblacken: more mana opponent?
Diabore: its the noise that lammasu makes
SchwiftyCatt: unless this guy can kill the flier, this is game. swing for the fence, and leave the ground to defend. game in 4 turns
SocraticMethod: j'accuse
TehAmelie: wait, isn't the lands the gasoline?
Mythallian: are you sure you're not playing against headology with this level of flooding?
Diabore: we can untap it funnily enough
couchboyj: Don't like it? Lama-sue me
Diabore: the face down untaps
jaimeblacken: how
SchwiftyCatt: oof. and effect removal to kill the dramatic?
SchwiftyCatt: read the text before blocking
Diabore: kitty chump?
SchwiftyCatt: a trade doesnt add up
SchwiftyCatt: he's plotting something...
Diabore: first off they
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SchwiftyCatt: you can trade with ground 4 4
SchwiftyCatt: his attack right now doesnt make sense
Diabore: !they
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SchwiftyCatt: he doesnt have the army to push. why kill his own creature?
SchwiftyCatt: whats the plan?
Juliamon: !backseat
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micalovits: Make them have the counterspell I guess?
MegaDosX: Pulling Yarus would be pretty funny
Diabore: @SchwiftyCatt ive said it twice, they might not be he, please use they
SchwiftyCatt: just caught that in chat. gonna refer as opp
TehAmelie: opponent's gender is "they/oppo"
SchwiftyCatt: ngl, been staring at the game board
jaimeblacken: so much mana op
MegaDosX: What could they /possibly/ be ramping to
LurkerSpine: is there some giant X spell in this set?
Alas_Babylon: !card Doppelgang
LRRbot: Doppelgang [XXXGU] | Sorcery | For each of X target permanents, create X tokens that are copies of that permanent.
micalovits: More ramping surely
Alas_Babylon: ^^^^^^^
OldBenX: @LurkerSpine there's a rare X burn
jaimeblacken: oh shit doppelgang
renaissance_rat: we're about to get hit with the biggest dopplegang of all time
luke1x: They don't have the fireball so theh
SacrificialToast: suddenly Emrakul
Diabore: @LurkerSpine doppel and a fireball (worldsouls rage)
Marvoleath: @LurkerSpine there is, the GRuul land reanimate / fireball
just__fitz: Just got in is this a quick draft or did they do the full table
renaissance_rat: or worldsouls rage for lethal
MegaDosX: Doppelgang they'd risk a draw with that much mana >_>
Flyingdelorion: There is a x spell (I llearned that the hard way...)
SchwiftyCatt: cant ramp. opp has low hand count. unless theres a power hit in that lil 2 card, opp is relying on draw
LurkerSpine: ty all
MegaDosX: Worldsoul's Rage would be a beater
hb8u: walking ballista for sure
SchwiftyCatt: you have the defense. I'd say build hand and wait n see
jaimeblacken: you can force the issue
renaissance_rat: a flier is nice
MegaDosX: I like Yarus and the Delf
renaissance_rat: offender also adds pump on etb
Diabore: haazda offender is more damage
SchwiftyCatt: griffnaut is a flier, correct?
luke1x: Ugh and they can tap something next turn
SchwiftyCatt: opp has no effective defense for it.
micalovits: I lige going wroom
TehAmelie: that dual card makes me wonder what would have happened if Jane Austen wrote a book called Push and Pull
OldBenX: Haazda/Offender would imo be better
SchwiftyCatt: how well does your deck handle the rush mono red decks?
Diabore: @OldBenX its more damage but if the face downs make it in we draw
luke1x: If they block the 2/2$ they flip
SchwiftyCatt: GG! Well played. Opp is doubtful to have enough of a response quick enough. overpowered field win.
OldBenX: it's just standing there
OldBenX: menacingly
luke1x: I mean they are down to just one thing
renaissance_rat: girffnaut also removes evidence for the tapping aiblity
Astrovore: does Make Your Move hit enchantments?
just__fitz: I lost to a actually impressive collect evidence deck today, really good engines are possible
OldBenX: @Astrovore it does, but opp can force shuffle in response
Juliamon: It's not GG until someone has actually won
Astrovore: ohh, right
jaimeblacken: the beeps
DAC169: ^
TehAmelie: a beep beep?
SchwiftyCatt: unless a boardwipe occurs, this is GG
MegaDosX: RIP
Marvoleath:
they can still have the X spell 
SacrificialToast: feels lke they're pretty out of gas
luke1x: They could have lost in the maze too
MegaDosX: They might still have something like Worldsoul's Rage which would kill you
Mythallian: @TehAmelie attack. I think kathleen started that trend?
SchwiftyCatt: send everything. theres nowhere near enough defense to stop the hit
just__fitz: Don't call me Shirley
TehAmelie: ah
Diabore: theyve drawn 14 lands, there might be gas left in deck
renaissance_rat: beep beep
SchwiftyCatt: Theres GG. Nice match
MegaDosX: Time to move to beep beep step
OldBenX: make'em have it
MegaDosX: Cool thopter bro
renaissance_rat: ggs
renaissance_rat: good deck
OldBenX:
sophieghost: Nicely played
SchwiftyCatt: nice plat. same here
OldBenX: trophy get!
renaissance_rat: good ol trophy time
Featherweight_: make your move put in work this draft
renaissance_rat: now you get to keep your jobs for another week
Marvoleath:
Hey, you don't have to fire Adam, we got positive on gems!
sophieghost: Draft more fish, noted
emberBecky:
CAKHost: \o/
Dog_of_Myth:
renaissance_rat: @sophieghost dtf- draft three fish
Diabore: i still prefer the old opening animation
Astrovore:
Diabore: leave a little something something for next week
MegaDosX: Back into the draft mines
DAC169:
TehAmelie: who can know what Bartleby's gestures signify?
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Azralorne: Draft something intentionally weird
renaissance_rat: evil chortling ensues
Diabore: i like the radical here
MegaDosX: Well that's an uninspiring rare
renaissance_rat: well no bomb
jaimeblacken: bad card or removal
luke1x: I wonder if only taking 2 drops is viable in this set
jessicaengle: Hi chat.
jessicaengle:
OldBenX: Greenbelt can work too
NornsFelidar: my face when I open such a pack resembles reasonable doubt art
MegaDosX: Ooh Kylox
jaimeblacken: GB card
OldBenX: have yet to see anyone playing this
NornsFelidar: get a leg up
Mythallian: kylox is best for ill timed explosion imo
luke1x: Dog is good
ghizmou: he feels best used as evidence
Bugberry: make 3 5/5s if you have stuff in the bin
micalovits: In draft it is a 7 mana 5/5
OldBenX: this one I've seen once and it wrecked me
Diabore: jundem out
OldBenX: Tipster and Jund'em out
micalovits: So many bad rares
Land_Manatee: R/G was wide open last time
luke1x: Man these packs suck lol
jaimeblacken: mourag
Juliamon: Well, we're sure leaving SOMETHING for next week
korvys: Nightdrinker Mogwai
Astrovore: what the
MegaDosX: Oh right he's in the List
jaimeblacken: DO IT
Diabore: fixing?
Bugberry: I wonder why he would be relevant in this set? hmmm
OldBenX: meanwhile someone on the opposite side of table is picking up all the rare angels
PigmyOcelot: Well, we have a game plan now
Land_Manatee: R/G looks open again
RAZRBCK08: He finally showed up to do his job? Yea right
SacrificialToast: Jace showing up late to work
luke1x: Game plan is in pack 2
NornsFelidar: LSV would be pumped to draft conundrum Jace deck
MegaDosX: Another List card!
SocraticMethod:
Shoulda gone blue
Bugberry: Ixidor, the og Morph Lord
Bugberry: Guy what made Akroma
Diabore: ixidor the disguise lord, the all disguise lord
SacrificialToast: who summons a novelist to fight for them in a deathmatch
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luke1x: Maybe whip crack will wheel
Marvoleath: when in doubt - jund them out!
korvys: !card Ixidron
LRRbot: Ixidron [3UU] | Creature — Illusion [*/*] | As Ixidron enters the battlefield, turn all other nontoken creatures face down. / Ixidron's power and toughness are each equal to the number of face-down creatures on the battlefield.
Bugberry: Technically there were ways to make facedown cards before Morph
NornsFelidar: face down 2/2 predates morph
just__fitz: They had manifest at the same time didn't they or at least a coming set?
OldBenX: !card ixidron reality sculptor
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Bugberry: !card illusionary mask
LRRbot: Illusionary Mask [2] | Artifact | {X}: You may choose a creature card in your hand whose mana cost could be paid by some amount of, or all of, the mana you spent on {X}. If you do, you may cast that card face down as a 2/2 creature spell without paying its mana cost. If the creature that spell becomes as it resolves has not been turned face up and would assign or deal damage, be dealt damage, or become tapped, instead it's turned face up and assigns or deals damage, is dea…
PigmyOcelot: Ixador can canonically undo cyberman conversion
OldBenX: @just__fitz Manifests were in Fate Reforged, morphs are way older than that
jaimeblacken: when you work on flavor text are you not able to copy the stuff you submit for personal reference?
luke1x: Why does ham hands sound like an LRR universe character?
TehAmelie:
'ands
LurkerSpine: new UFPW character
sophieghost: Sausage fingers
korvys: Axe Hands brother?
blip2004: I'm sure you could hollow out hams to make mittens
OldBenX: @sophieghost Salad Fingers' long lost cousin?
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Driosenth: Why unfilmable? Two hams cost what, $40?
Athelgar: could easily be a QWRPline name for someone or an advertiser
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a_Weakling: like a 40 challenge but with hams ductetaped to their hands
EvilBadman: Ah! My hams!
Featherweight_: totally filmable just need to hollow out some hams
HasturTheYellow: Ham, Hands gets some Cold Cuts working at the steel mill
Athelgar: is it though?
Diabore: twice the dilfs
TehAmelie: i'm sure Alex has some drilling tools to do it
micalovits: But what if... WE still played Niv
Juliamon: Niv's just stopping by to make sure you're not doing any crimes
jaimeblacken: that's a late dogwalker
jaimeblacken: also the gobbos
just__fitz: I managed to make a Niv draft work, it had the guildpack case to make things fun
TehAmelie: hmm if the banana suddenly caught a case of ham hands would it make her punches worse or better?
shurtal: cause when he's thrown, he hits hard
jaimeblacken: ooh
Featherweight_: I throw you off if you weren’t so freakishly strong
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Juliamon: they really don't want people using it
Diabore: graham we just picked hide in plain site last pack
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jaimeblacken: bite
jaimeblacken: or galvanize
DAC169:
every few months they move where the "free prime sub" button is 
Juliamon: Twitch (Amazon) doesn't want you to use it, so all the more reason to do so
HasturTheYellow: I try and cycle mine around
Diabore: i decline graham, you get my realy money, not the money i launder through amazon
jaimeblacken: case?
theguardianotter: another tipster?
crowgrammer: errbody in the club gettin tipster
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Marvoleath: the combo
jaimeblacken: comboooo
theguardianotter: hes lost
Diabore: not many vamps in the set
OldBenX: "Excuse me, which way to Innistrad?"
Diabore: drogskol captain would have been GAS
theguardianotter: ook ook
Marvoleath: got lost in the omenpaths
ghizmou: there s actually a lot of vampire
Dog_of_Myth: Took the wrong left on the Omenpath
theguardianotter: creeper? awwww mannn
jaimeblacken: oh wow that's a late case
a_frosty: Orangutans can speak but choose not to so they are not forced to labour
Juliamon: It stubbed a toe
Marvoleath: someone stepped on its ear?
korvys: muffled sounds of gorilla violence
luke1x: I feel there are enough monkeys and apes in arena they should have a sound bite for that
Diabore: now graham, drogskol captain (the spirit lord) would have been gas in this set
theguardianotter: what the heck is that middle card
Marvoleath: !card putrid warrior
LRRbot: Putrid Warrior [WB] | Creature — Zombie Soldier Warrior [2/2] | Whenever Putrid Warrior deals damage, choose one — / • Each player loses 1 life. / • Each player gains 1 life.
OldBenX: instant speed, but disables blocking...
Marvoleath: oldie and a goldie (literally, because of the frame)
theguardianotter: clean 23
theguardianotter: awful land choices
QuixoticScrivener: 9 vampires in mkm proper
Juliamon: You good there Arena?
LoneGoat: 9 vampires in MKM, 2 of which are rare
LoneGoat: er, mythic
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Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
Diabore: moroii is a vampire? what?
saucemaster5000: ook etc
korvys: He's not a military captain, he runs a boat
Athelgar: Innistrad is also still in standard for another year though
Bugberry: @Diabore there was a Moroii in original Ravnica block too.
DAC169: they're mythic rare vampires
Marvoleath: sea chanties?
Mr_Horrible: @Diabore *astronaut with gun* always has been
Athelgar: so there are a lot of vamps available
Mr_Horrible: they were like, lifespan vampires, introduced back in OG rav
Bugberry: @Diabore moroi are Romanian vampires
OldBenX: @Athelgar but Captain isn't Standard legal, List printings don't affect legality
OldBenX: Captain came all the way from OG Innistrad
Athelgar: @OldBenX you are correct, and i didnt think about that lol
OldBenX: oof
RealGamerCow: gg shake their hand?
Diabore: huh, there were only 4 lords in dark ascension, neat
theguardianotter: hit it with the rage
just__fitz: Ruh Ro Raggy
theguardianotter: youll get a detective
Diabore: i like letting it go
Diabore: flip and trade when they have 1 in hand feels good
theguardianotter: oh word
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theguardianotter: i didnt realize you had that guy as your face down
crowgrammer: block party!
LoneGoat: ok here's where you turn this game around
OldBenX: everything is fine
Diabore: haste the novelist with rage?
BusTed: go slipping through the cracks
Xiff_: Stablize at 4?
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OldBenX: we're so back
sophieghost: Massive
Rebbers: "Please, someone do crimes so that my detectives get paid."
SocraticMethod: standing by for a boardwipe
Featherweight_: ripper go
BusTed: or possibly being a cactuar
theguardianotter: fug
Mr_Horrible: RUDE
MegaDosX: lol, lmao even
Diabore: and they evidenced
Flyingdelorion: called it!
sophieghost: So rude
Azralorne: Graham looked like the chalk outline
bwk789: yep, matching the body outline on the board
OldBenX: it's Corover
just__fitz: Graham went full Homer Simpson
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SocraticMethod: Oh hey, it's my Arena experience all over again
daWAFFLERwuzheer: Sometimes I forget that I'm watching a stream and try to fast forward a bit, and suddenly I realize I am in fact not a seer.
Mr_Horrible: iz dog, next question
Dog_of_Myth:
lochnessseammonster:
RealGamerCow: a what now?
Juliamon: stinky dog, rolled in something
korvys: Slimy dulce de leche?
jaimeblacken: that slimy dua lipa!
MegaDosX: No removal one time
MegaDosX: Welp
SocraticMethod: opp has all the answers
jaimeblacken: huh
SoulSurgae: it buys a turn
ckupf: Attack and maybe they block and pump?
bwk789: have to say, enjoyed the latest crapshot. feels like an afk lrrmtg crossover
Featherweight_: to our outs!
Fruan: Play to your outs, I guess?
LoneGoat: they can just activate again after though
MegaDosX: Just gotta hope they dump mana into it
MegaDosX: Come on opponent go for it
SocraticMethod: @LoneGoat !card airtight Alibi
Juliamon: I *love* how many people are mad about the title
lochnessseammonster: would be rude not to
Marvoleath: I mean, we do not know what Matt was playing
LoneGoat: @SocraticMethod ah, my bad
Azralorne: Wow Cori lol
RealGamerCow: I didn't even notice.
MegaDosX: Come on opponent pass to blocks
BusTed:
josh___something: GRAHAM
Dog_of_Myth:
Mr_Horrible: I do love when *1* aspect of the goof is the one that makes everyone say "now see here-"
Diabore: !card airtight alibi
LRRbot: Airtight Alibi [2G] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / When Airtight Alibi enters the battlefield, untap enchanted creature. It gains hexproof until end of turn. If it's suspected, it's no longer suspected. / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and can't become suspected.
Bearudite: Baccarat
OldBenX: worth a shot
Diabore: huh, it super does
Cyraknoss: the number of needed draw turns that pulled a forest was kinda hilarious
BusTed: Rage bait
UltimateSilence: what’s poker night? did i miss something?
Juliamon: UltimateSilence Newest crapshot
Diabore: @UltimateSilence its a crapshot
UltimateSilence: ooooooooh
korvys: Or putting something odd in the background
just__fitz: It's heavily used in shorts content
UltimateSilence: I should go watch it!
josh___something: Minor spelling mistake D:<
Azralorne: Rage baiting
RealGamerCow: To anyone who doesn't understand what trolling is, that's trolling
Bearudite: its a great way to get tech support
SocraticMethod: Poe's Law - "the best way to get the right answer on the internet is not to ask a question; it's to post the wrong answer."
xantos69: You have literally ALWAYS done that. It is called "Heather's house of lies."
just__fitz: Just do minor misplays in every magic video but don't acknowledge them
lightfut: Like see every mobile game ad
Featherweight_: well people still tilt that Dereck is 19
xantos69: That is where Heather just says lots and lots of lies in a row.
Dog_of_Myth: Then you can react to the react video....That hurt typing that.
Juliamon: Where HEATHER lies
Mr_Horrible: no further explanation required
Going_Medium: Saying something wrong on the internet to get the right answer is a known strategy called Murphy's law.
tergonis: also Ian's existence
SacrificialToast: no one else is allowed to lie
Bearudite: lest ye face the wrath
Bruceski: All our mistakes are artisinally sourced.
TehAmelie: Heather contains multitudes huh
SocraticMethod: @Going_Medium No, it's a dunning kruger effect
Diabore: really the only one we cant cast? huh
Mr_Horrible: mfw I control no suspected skeletons
BusTed: Can't have any skeletons in the closet.
sophieghost: Hopefully I always control my skeleton
Fruan: Why can't I hold all these skeletons?
daWAFFLERwuzheer: I suspect you are a skeleton
crowgrammer: I think most of us are harboring skeletons
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: are you and your skeleton two different beings
Mazrae: What about harboring a skeleton inside of them
MegaDosX: They're about to not have a skeleton
Bugberry: Are you really in control of your skeleton?
CommanderPulsar: Skeleton would be an accessory?
TehAmelie: i have frequently on the internet made bold and unsubstantiated claims about my skills as a writer and never once had them corrected. what may that man. . .
Mazrae: Are you going to check your skeleton at the gate or is it going to be carry on
Bugberry: you can even flip your mole now
xantos69: Honestly... I could go for a nice House of Lies. Is Heather around and can she do the bit for G?
Bruceski: Did you pack your skeleton yourself?
OldBenX: no, mom and dad did it for me
crowgrammer: @Mazrae carrion
Marvoleath: That skeleton in the baggage discourse is relevant in the light of recent Tinybones story
SoulSurgae: imagine they tutor for a wipe
SoulSurgae: looll
kumatsu: if a stranger asks you to fly with their skeleton for them, run screaming
OldBenX: ruuuuuude
just__fitz: I used to teach anatomy and we had a teaching aide skeleton we put in a briefcase to take to class
CommanderPulsar: Unfortunately they also check your luggage to make sure you don't bring an extra.
sophieghost: One of those days huh
philippekav: that's good contraband
DAC169:
so many boardwipes in this set
SoulSurgae: this format can have so many wipes sometimes
ckupf: Is james there?
Marvoleath:
MegaDosX: There's...three board wipes in this format I think?
crowgrammer: delf - dad everyone would like to...
Diabore: @MegaDosX iirc yes, black one, white one, blue red one
MegaDosX: Deadly Cover Up, No Witnesses, and that one UR one where you discard things and blast everything for a mana value
ckupf: Formats should have no more than one boardwipe at rare imo
SoulSurgae: yeah, no witnesess, daedly coverup, and ill timed explosion
definenull: F for flip up
OldBenX: Seth-probably-better-known-as-SaffronOlive recently made an Oops All Wraths Standard deck
MegaDosX: Bad News Barrett in the house
OldBenX: and it worked disturbingly well
Diabore: thats so good for us
Mangledpixel: I am so looking forward to an entire set with that aesthetic
definenull: Auto shuffler plz
josh___something: Gaaaame D:<
OldBenX: it's gonna be one of those drafts, Arena...
Diabore: did someone accidentaly let james in?
bwk789: wind in the willows
bwk789: snap
LurkerSpine: redwall?
BusTed: I mean, the Redwall series had moles.
rogerjmexico: there’s extra wipes because there’s an abundance of dingdongs with ward 2
Athelgar: isnt htere something called Mr Mole?
Mr_Horrible: Brian Jimmyjacks
TehAmelie: HG Wells had some mole people?
crowgrammer: The detective is a suspect what a twist
SocraticMethod: Edd Donovan and The Wandering Moles is a band
shurtal: BigMac JimmyJaques
OldBenX: @rogerjmexico half of removal in set is uncounterable anyway
ckupf: However you say "Jacques"
MegaDosX: Correct
blip2004: Banjo Kazooie?
just__fitz: Secret of Nimh for rats, redwall for mice, warriors for cats
ckupf: 3 is more than most
jaimeblacken: 4 if you count the dragon
CommanderPulsar: Last Airbender had badger-moles, if that counts?
MegaDosX: No Witnesses, Deadly Cover Up, and Ill Timed Explosion
OldBenX: usually you get at most 2
Diabore: right, incinerator is a thing
definenull: Yes G the third one is izzet
PigmyOcelot: Silly, dragons cant count
Diabore: !card incinerator of the guilty
LRRbot: Incinerator of the Guilty [4RR] | Creature — Dragon [6/6] | Flying, trample / Whenever Incinerator of the Guilty deals combat damage to a player, you may collect evidence X. When you do, Incinerator of the Guilty deals X damage to each creature and each planeswalker that player controls.
MegaDosX: I mean, that's a wrath in the same way Balefire Dragon is a wrath
jaimeblacken: quick draft eh
Marvoleath: just win the next 7
Marvoleath: ez
just__fitz: It's like Balefire dragon with different math
MegaDosX: Dunktan Checks In
OldBenX: reverse sweep incoming
BusTed: @MegaDosX I was also thinking it.
Marvoleath: the trample on that thing makes it silly good
bwk789: are we playing the wrong 23/17 split?
Scarbble: ok but those heels on the clue token are rad
Athelgar: could it be hand smoothing not knowing what to do? lol
definenull: Oh no they're popping off
OldBenX: either opp is cooking or forgot to fix auto land suggestion
SocraticMethod: opp is cooking irish ragu
SnowBuddy18: the Janalysts, it's an episode where everyone's wearing Canadian tuxedos
bwk789: was this the set nicknames were skipped or lci?
SocraticMethod: [Palpatine voice] Behold, a fully operational manuscript
Fruan: @bwk789 both?
bwk789: thanks fruan
Bugberry: hey, I'm thopin over here
distractfulilly: just got home and reporting for murde---- I mean duty
shurtal: Stop, the thop. Can't stop the thop
OldBenX: ya got a loicense for dat thoptin'?
Mr_Horrible: Stopt The Thopt, a new awareness campaign from LRR
Bearudite: born to kill, live to die, opt to thopt
a_frosty: thopt swap
lightfut: Thopt, don't shop
definenull: Thop Thop concede
SoulSurgae: ive been killed by that combo on curve before
SoulSurgae: its rad
Marvoleath: Harriette Dronesmith is a good name
distractfulilly: correct choices? or FUN choices?
Bugberry: That one doesn't get sacced
micalovits: No, this is just a normal thopter
DAC169: no. different thopter
OldBenX: that's a different thopter
QuixoticScrivener: no, only the one she creates is sacrificed
Marvoleath: angy that pter
OldBenX: next turn we might drop the case and immediately solve it
Mangledpixel: nah
bwk789: cori, if you were on bylaw and order, can you design your npc/pc and their guild affiliation?
Bugberry: uh oh, the hard counter
DAC169:
oh no 
SocraticMethod: oofa doofa
micalovits: Okay thats rude OP
crowgrammer: That effect is so specifically anti-you
Prince__Phantom: oh no, the perfect counter to our strat!
Featherweight_: big cat is big
OldBenX: wait, this is bo1, opp should not be allowed to run such hate
Bugberry: guess harriet needs to get in the red zone
SoulSurgae: now you can bloodrage the thopter if they go for the block
SoulSurgae: felonious rage
OldBenX: opp probably wouldn't block anyway to make sure you take 2
DAC169: I would have played the land to keep a mountain up
Bugberry: yeah, they want you to keep harriet around
MegaDosX: Easy come easy go
Marvoleath: bird brought it
bwk789: Coming to a rakdos theatre soon, felonious monk-rage
a_frosty: they saw what you were doing and said "thopt it"
crowgrammer: They caught you thoptin dirty
Featherweight_: go out beeping
bwk789: @crowgrammer they see me thoptin’, they hating’
crowgrammer: I hope you get to rage against the machine
OldBenX: math is for blockers
Morrigan9: have a good rage thopt
hattingston: Math? Pretty cringe
Marvoleath: oh no, it's a mimic!
OldBenX: let'em make a mistake
Marvoleath: !card case of trampled garden
LRRbot: Case of the Trampled Garden [2G] | Enchantment — Case | When this Case enters the battlefield, distribute two +1/+1 counters among one or two target creatures you control. / To solve — Creatures you control have total power 8 or greater. / Solved — Whenever you attack, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature. It gains trample until end of turn.
OldBenX: insult to injury
Marvoleath:
definenull: That's so needlessly hateful
OldBenX:
bwk789: 7-2 to 0-3
Marvoleath: that tracker got us so badly
sophieghost: Positive on the day is a win in my book
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Marvoleath: !youtube
DAC169:
if we tell them you sent us when we're selling cards, what do you get? 
xantos69:
50 Bits
Morrigan9: a copy of bump in the night
KWardJenx: Thanks so much for the stream.
Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream you two
NornsFelidar: Thanks for the stream!
Marvoleath: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Join Ian for a mini-project grab bag night!) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (6m from now).
Marvoleath: to lazy for the lazy thing?
Marvoleath: too*
Marvoleath: !schedule
Darleysam: *Christopher Walken voice* The Street Fighters
distractfulilly: TBD
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Grahampoint
definenull: Pepper fight?
Bearudite: Christopher Walken like Street Fighter delivery
distractfulilly: Boomer Cube sounds fun
definenull: Sounds neat
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
Flyingdelorion: Thank you for the fun stream!
DeM0nFiRe:
QuixoticScrivener: Going Onfline
emberBecky: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:10:09.
Lysander_salamander: !updog
LRRbot:
The stream has been live for 22:12:24.
emberBecky: yeh still previousstream
Lysander_salamander: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Join Ian for a mini-project grab bag night!) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (9m ago).
Juliamon: Already trying to contact them
Juliamon: time for Paul to try out the remote shutoff
Arclight_Dynamo: That did it.
Earthenone:
ArdCollider: paul++
emberBecky:
wedge_x: big red button
TheMerricat:
Wasn't Ian in the same building as them? 
Juliamon: Ian is at home
Juliamon: so uh
TehAmelie: re4ally you'd think having about 20 people stream on the same channel, often from different locations, would cause problems more often
TheMerricat: Oh I thought Cori said he was doing it from the Moonbase as they were signing off.
wedge_x: we have Ian at home
Juliamon: TheMerricat CDHC will be from the moonbase
Juliamon: They don't have anyone to run tech tonight so the cooking stream was changed to a home hobby stream
TheMerricat:
Ah! The mystery thins.
DoodlestheGreat: I wish I could...
Mollylele: how do you do fellow gamers 🧐 🛹
DoodlestheGreat: Hiya, Molly! Just waiting for things to start.
NotCainNorAbel: wish I was gaming and not working
TehAmelie: i'm pondering purchasing Noita for about the third day running
ihorner: Just waiting on some codes. Stream incoming.
DoodlestheGreat:
ArdCollider: o7
DeM0nFiRe:
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baltimore_667083: beware the ides of March
TehAmelie: woot w00t
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DoodlestheGreat: Nice thing about these roundups is that it usually results in various broken things around the moonbase getting fixed. >_<
QuixoticScrivener: rockin tunes
Earthenone:
this is a roundup for ians home though, so maybe only local items will get fixed
beowuuf:
more like beware the ideAs of march
TehAmelie: it's the 15th here, close to Rome's timezone
DoodlestheGreat: @beowuuf Beware the IKEAs of March.
ShaneLeeAtk: March The Ideas of Bears
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TehAmelie: random trivia: Hayao Miyazaki once sent a katana to Disney corp to dare them to cut any part of Princess Mononoke
baltimore_667083: isn’t that just SCP-3008?
TheMerricat: Just double checking chat, the we _are_ live but on a static going online screen, correct?
TheMerricat: nevermind
TheMerricat:
baltimore_667083: it’s go time!
TehAmelie: ooh we have signal
baltimore_667083: hi Cori!
TehAmelie: hi again!
ritchards: Hi Cori!!
ArdCollider: hi bob!
NotCainNorAbel: but you were just...and we were here...
gualdhar: oh no
DoodlestheGreat: Hi Cori!
LadyAiluros: Hi Cori!
TheMerricat: My connection or are they a bit framey?
CururuGuasu: Sacre Deja Vu!
gualdhar: the frames are all over the floor
Sarah_Serinde: We are getting ones of frames at a time
LadyAiluros: yeah it's kinda funky
TehAmelie: we have about 1 frame per 3 seconds
TheMerricat:
Ian is doing a Max Headroom Impression
blip2004: looks more like a loose wire
ritchards: twitch "broadcasting" seems optimistic
neisan2112: I just see blips, not dropping frames
LadyAiluros: isn't that the point of this stream
LadyAiluros: to be curious?
DoodlestheGreat: Twitch is bein' extra Twitchy. Droppin' frames like a coffee addict at an Aaron Bros.
wedge_x: Ian Headroom
ThingsOnMyStream: I don't think it is dropping frames, but your camera might be glitching a bit
LadyAiluros: ^
Sarah_Serinde:
First project: making stream watchable
emberBecky: yeh on my end looked more like glitches
TehAmelie: well, refreshing fixed the sldieshow
blip2004: yeah, they put it above chat now
TheMerricat: So looking at video stats I'm _not_ getting any dropped frames but yeah Ian is Max Headroom....
Sarah_Serinde: Oh wild, refreshing helped me too
DoodlestheGreat: Maybe the camera is the first thing we fix today!
ritchards: refreshed, nope...
Sarah_Serinde: No wait it's still not great, just better than before
Sarah_Serinde: Suddenly on the wrong mic though it sounds like
ritchards: yeah, mic off
LadyAiluros: yeah now you sound FAR AWAY
LadyAiluros: and we can hear a fan
LadyAiluros:
or I can
Juliamon: Much better
Sarah_Serinde: That sounds better yes
gualdhar: yes the mic is better
Sarah_Serinde: This still looks pretty much like a slideshow to me though
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