Can't Draw Horses Club || Ktichen Lithography

Metric_Furlong: what tapping situation?
 beowuuf: i have paid a little less attention to magic in the last few years, so it could have gotten past me. TLJ have a token pack that's cool, it has five land cards but i think they are just cool alt lands you could use with a card sleeve in a kitchen top game, rather than actual tokens
 beowuuf: a token can be anything, so tapping is harder to show. Since you tap lands a lot, and at many differnt times, then even more than creatures it's a pain to monitor land tapping
Metric_Furlong: ah okay
 accountmadeforants: @Metric_Furlong Based on Road Quest, we've established that a modern Ford F150 is "bigger than God". Given the absence about such comments about the other Road Quest vehicles, we can establish that God is somewhere between the size of an F150 and a Crown Vic. This implies that Godspeed within our atmosphere does not exceed several hundred km/s, as otherwise, God would vaporize our atmosphere and slough the Earth's crust.
 accountmadeforants: Then again, perhaps this is why God stays in Heaven
Metric_Furlong: thought you meant a specific event, "The Tapping Situation"
 beowuuf: 
Metric_Furlong: @accountmadeforants seems legit
 beowuuf: oooh, title change
 v_nome: excited to see what an in person horse club will be
Metric_Furlong: yes, it'll make a change from all the 'in-room' ones 
 beowuuf: so is it studio a (for angel), studio C (for cori) or studio K for kitchen (because something about kitchen lino crafting?)
 v_nome: perhaps Studio ACK for the noise one makes when they see what horrors will be created
 beowuuf: 
Didero: Oh, right, DST, I get to watch the first hour or so of Horse Club this week. Good evening!
  Juliamon: Good timezone! Welcome to Cursed Club
 beowuuf: yay!
 TXC2: hello Didero  and Juliamon , and Hello everybody
 beowuuf: 
Didero: Hi TXC2!
 TXC2: hi beowuuf
 Earthenone: enjoy golden week!
 TXC2: golden week 2: gold weeker
 beowuuf: things like cdhc ends at more reasonable times, but i miss the end of james's home stream and moc/toc
 TXC2: and then next week will be golden week 3: revenge of the DLS
 beowuuf: it feels soooo long this year, it's odd.
 TXC2: beowuuf  leap year time shenanigans me thinks
 beowuuf: aaah, could be.
Didero: It's also because the last Sunday of the month is also the last day of the month
 FlynnRaccoon: !findquote long march
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 Manae: !next
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 GapFiller: !next
 TXC2: Didero  and Easter then too, Jesus is raising on April fools day, should be fun 
 Manae:  
 TXC2: oh good we've got a subtitle
 beowuuf: man, pretending to be dead for three days ahead of time is quite the april fool. Hopefully he ressurected before 12pm or else he would have been the foolish one
 TXC2: beowuuf  maybe that's why Thomas was all doubtful, got there late and thought it was a prank? 
 baltimore_667083: !box
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 beowuuf: huh, the syllables of it make me want to try and sing the frogs in the pool song to it
 GapFiller:      
 TXC2: CONTACT
 beowuuf:    
 Earthenone:   
 baltimore_667083:   
 GapFiller:    eyyy didnt havta refresh for strem
 iris_of_ether: Oooh lithography
 TXC2: dozens shocked a twitch works WITHOUT refresh 
  Juliamon: GapFiller must be nice 
 beowuuf: @TXC2 man should have made a bet on that, i understand judas had some cash to bet
 Earthenone: im still error 5000 team
 TXC2: beowuuf  dang 
 baltimore_667083: every so often it'll make me refresh twice
 GapFiller: Juliamon    
 beowuuf: oof, twice
 baltimore_667083: thankfully this did not happen this time
 iris_of_ether: Live studio Horse Club!
  Juliamon: yeah, fortunately the double-refresh isn't a common necessity
 beowuuf: how many of these have we had? just the james craft one?
 TXC2: for me, the last....3 months have had me having to refresh some webstites as often as 3 times before they work 
  Juliamon: I'm excited for this ep though, did this in art class in school, was fun
 beowuuf: the internet was a mistake
 beowuuf: ooh, cool
 TXC2: beowuuf  yes, just the one with James (and Paul on tech)
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 beowuuf: horse!
 beowuuf: nm, not horse 
 sophieghost: horse?
Metric_Furlong: horse.
 GapFiller: !picnic
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 TXC2: are you in the future beowuuf  ? 
 beowuuf: nah, just an advert glitched on another tabl and i thought it was the stream start 
 TXC2: beowuuf  ah, boo adverts
 TXC2: Here we GO!
 iris_of_ether:   
 beowuuf: now horse! LMAO
 TXC2: with no sound ?
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Metric_Furlong: yee
 GapFiller:  Best. Intro. Evah!
 beowuuf: 13/10 no notes
Didero: Live Horse!
 sophieghost: professionals
 beowuuf: ding!
 MrSarkhan: best intro
Didero: Hello!
Didero: Strong start
 jessieimproved: a real Angel!
 beowuuf: hey cori! hey angel! hey tech beej!
blue_lotus_designs: In person!
 GapFiller:   
 beowuuf: yup
Metric_Furlong: yes
 MrSarkhan: yes
 GapFiller: we sure can
  Juliamon: We hear Beej loud and clear
 baltimore_667083: 
wedge_x: flawless
 TXC2: oh my tab was muted 
 TXC2: wow I'm dumb 
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 TXC2: !store
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 beowuuf: look, this is cdhc, we need perfectly normal feet tro prepare us for the horrors to come
 GapFiller: oooh stuff
 TXC2: Hello Cori and Angel (and Beej on tech)
 beowuuf: @TXC2 i was from the future, i was trying to be subtle to preserve causality
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 TXC2: beowuuf  indeed
 beowuuf: yeeeeeees, slide shpw! slide show!
 TXC2: time for the ALWAYS informative slide show
 beowuuf: oil & water, new for autumn 2024 on nbc
Didero: https://clips.twitch.tv/HungryPuzzledTofuPoooound-rGK4ocO5MGBTWKsy
 TXC2: depends on the food
 sophieghost: to write backwards, try standing upside down
CAKHost: Oh wow, live in the studio!
CAKHost: Hello everyone!
 beowuuf: 
 TXC2: sdrawkcab ward attog
 beowuuf: yay! drink more coke. then use it for art
Boopity: My favorite acid
 MrSarkhan: 
 TXC2: hello CAKHost  welcome
  Juliamon: (Other acidic liquids are available)
blue_lotus_designs: Art and a chemistry lesson all in one.
CAKHost: Hmm cola acid...
 beowuuf: @TXC2 that took me far too long
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: Cori! Stop drinking the art! 
 TXC2: beowuuf  good that you could read it at all
 sophieghost: excellent slideshow
 beowuuf: @TXC2 ward being draw backwards didn't help!
 beowuuf: 14/10 slide show
 TheMerricat: I'm foreseeing another tall Shrek chat...
 TXC2: just water, not water plus! with extra oxygen power!
 iris_of_ether: @themerricat Already got you covered in clay hahaha
 TheAwkes: Like floating a vinyl decal.
CAKHost: In one of my printing classes, we made a print out of art board I think it was? it was just a cardboard print that you put ink on and print with. It was neat and I kinda want to do it again someday
  Juliamon: Surely someone out there has a crinkle emote
 noSmokeFire: I'm trying to crinkle my emotes but they're too rigid
CAKHost: * * * ?
 gualdhar: Is the foil regular crispy?
 beowuuf: imagine if that had worked
 iris_of_ether: 
 TXC2: !addquote (Beej) [now] Maybe I have weird tastes. | on ASMR
  LRRbot: New quote #8947: "Maybe I have weird tastes." —Beej, on ASMR [2024-03-18]
 TheMerricat: Beej... Weird Tastes? 🤯 
 LordZarano: 
 TXC2: blindingly white
 TXC2: much better, thank you Beej
 MrSarkhan: that's much better
 TXC2: YEET!
CAKHost: Do a Mulligan!
 TheMerricat: Stupid question but do Canadian aluminum foil boxes not have that rip bar that lets you tear the aluminum without having the use scissors?
CAKHost: I think they are just using the scissors to get a clean cut without ripping? Also not touching the foil too much
  Juliamon: ^
 iris_of_ether: Oh no I saw that
 LordZarano: A surface plate
  Juliamon: Cleaner cut for smoother foil
 bytecaster: I'm sure the birds would have appreciated it
 TXC2: is there some sort of, for lack of a better word, a vanta flat surface ?
 iris_of_ether: Look at this photograph
  Juliamon: I wonder if perfect flatness is even achieveable in gravity
 beowuuf:   ?
 TXC2: never observe the Work of Cori
CAKHost: I'm going to guess Shrek 
 TheAwkes: Beacuse it's for marking on china (ceramics).
 TXC2: Juliamon  an interesting point
 RandomTrivia: Hi friends!  This looks neat and I have no idea what's going on
 iris_of_ether: Oh no
 TXC2: hello RandomTrivia  welcome
 TheMerricat: @txc2 "One can find “really flat” 12-inch silicon wafers that have steps totaling about 500 nanometers.” That's roughly 1/200 of a hair. And so if we are concerned with flatness of a surface that's visible to the naked eye, silicon wafers are the likely winner, Lagally says."
 RandomTrivia: @iris_of_ether """kind"""
 iris_of_ether: Oh no no no
 SymphonicLolita: long shrek 
 TXC2: TheMerricat  neat
CAKHost: \o/
 iris_of_ether: Look I had green clay
  Juliamon: You ever realize you made a terrible mistake, but *way* too late to fix it? 
 RandomTrivia: Truly cursed, which is to be expected from anything out of Az's mouth on Horse Club
Boopity: You ever just have a face
 TXC2: Juliamon  every single day of my life 
 beowuuf: beejzoom
 bytecaster: Computer, enhance
 beowuuf: way too lazy to fix it? certainly
 TXC2: Boopity  I shaved my beard off yesterday, so yes
CAKHost: Would a drawing glove help in not transferring hand oils?
 RandomTrivia: And toe-to-tip is a LONG way
Metric_Furlong: @Boopity no, neve
Metric_Furlong: r
 bytecaster: Shrek is actually just the equilibrium point on the long Shrek-wide Shrek spectrum.
CAKHost: (Alternative maybe getting a piece of paper and put your hand on that. I have done that a lot)
 beowuuf: @TXC2 after how long
 beowuuf: ?
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 TXC2: beowuuf  5 ish months, it was my winter beard
 beowuuf: ah, not years and years and traumatic bare face then
 bytecaster: Aren't we all afraid of long shrek?
 beowuuf: long shrek, unlike long pig, should not be eaten
 TXC2: beowuuf  no, but the bare face is always traumatic
 beowuuf: then you have my sympathy! 
 noSmokeFire: "wanted" are you sure?
 beowuuf: why are we writing wanted? is this some sort of sarcasm i don't understand
CAKHost: Cleaning supplies, such as coca cola! (if tik tok has taught me anything  )
 RandomTrivia: 
 bytecaster: I didn't know Long Shrek was in One Piece.
Metric_Furlong: man, the new Trigun redesigns look worse than I thought 
 noSmokeFire: @bytecaster he ate the long long fruit
 RandomTrivia: LON6
 bytecaster: @noSmokeFire Not the Shrek-Shrek fruit? Making him a Shrek-Human?
 noSmokeFire: he was always shrek
 RandomTrivia: A R T has occurred
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 iris_of_ether: 
 beowuuf: the camera is hiding the face of the real criminal here, cori -.- 
 RandomTrivia:   
Metric_Furlong: [squeaking intensifies]
 beowuuf:      
 TXC2: such noises this week
 bytecaster: Bonus ASMR
  Juliamon:   
 beowuuf: glad we have this live in the studio 
 bytecaster: Long Shrek has been a criminal for years, but has never been caught.
 RandomTrivia: 
 iris_of_ether: I feel like I'm aging watching this
 beowuuf: death, like shrek, comes for us all eventually
 TXC2: iris_of_ether  technically you are
Metric_Furlong: @bytecaster the only criminal whose arms are longer than the law's 
 beowuuf: !addqueak
Didero: what a lovely sound
 bytecaster: Can we add the squeak to the quote database?
 TXC2: gonna need to sample this stream for later CDHC music use
 iris_of_ether: 100
 SymphonicLolita: BitSqueaks
 iris_of_ether: 
 beowuuf: 100 squeak bits! ... is this to keep it going or make it stop?
Metric_Furlong: @beowuuf yes
 LordZarano: Saliva is actually used in conservation work for cleaning things, as a very gentle cleaner with enzymes
 beowuuf: 
 bytecaster: Wait, we are gonna bath Long Shrek?!?
Metric_Furlong: etch that sketch!
 TXC2: etch the sketch!
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/LittlePolishedLettuceShadyLulu-1nZ_8WsJBkd8gGsV
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/AstuteResilientNightingalePartyTime-Xhc5OYzrkAmL859b
 beowuuf: coke! coke! coke! coke!
 SymphonicLolita: fizzzz.wav
 beowuuf: we needed menthos to flatten it
CAKHost: Give it the pop!
 Raincoast_Bear: I'm starting to suspect you have been stringing us along. You been able to draw 🐎 all along.
Metric_Furlong: !holes
  LRRbot: Did someone say Holes??
 bytecaster: Beautiful
 beowuuf: draw? no! etch? instructions fuzzy
 bytecaster: I have drunk so much acid in my youth.
 beowuuf: coke, noted health drink
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: They aren't uboat batteries, Beej. 
ThorSokar: couldn't get the fun acid, eh?
 RandomTrivia: CORI NO
Metric_Furlong: Long, Wet, Shrek
 MrSarkhan: Cori pls
 TheAwkes: Long, loooong, shreeeeeeeeeeek.
 TXC2: long Shreak:  a wet boi, a Memoir
 iris_of_ether: 
 SymphonicLolita: Moist Shrek
 RandomTrivia: 
CAKHost: The lore deepens!
Didero: Moist Long Shrek
 RandomTrivia: BEEJ
 bytecaster: Good thing that brown liquid is not sticky at all
 beowuuf: too late now is the subtitle of this stream
ThorSokar: Beej's magic coat has EVERYTHING
 RandomTrivia: LRRooc is getting a wild ride today 
 iris_of_ether: S k I n
Metric_Furlong: skin
  Juliamon: !addquote (Cori) [now] No one has skin like you, Beej!
  LRRbot: New quote #8948: "No one has skin like you, Beej!" —Cori [2024-03-18]
 bytecaster: Turns out Long Shrek is very difficult to handle when wet.
CAKHost: The Beej Skin tm
 noSmokeFire: wet wipes are to beej as sunlight is to vampires
 beowuuf: the beej is a lie
  QuixoticScrivener: what the horse?
Didero: https://clips.twitch.tv/ColorfulAgileBeaverFreakinStinkin-6DaaLJa8CU0b1WAx
CAKHost: The moonbase now has mice as well as ghosts!
 TXC2: hello QuixoticScrivener  welcome
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/JollyTenuousKaleCopyThis-1m1rUEM5XezcRrqA
 RandomTrivia: 
 iris_of_ether: Isopropyl for the sharpie??
 TXC2: oils, tinctures, slaves, balms
 bytecaster: So Long Shrek is eternal, huh
 TheAwkes: Alcohol will pull Sharpie. Maybe mineral oil does the job?
 bytecaster: I contain chemistry, if that helps?
 beowuuf: no one admit nothing
Didero: just keep adding random fluids, nothing can possibly go wrong
ThorSokar: if it starts smelling like chlorine maybe use the secret door to take it outside
 TXC2: science must be done one way or the other
 bytecaster: If things get hot, just scream "exothermic" and run.
Asimech: @Didero The chemical burn smell just means it's working. Keep going.
 beowuuf: like jazz hands but please use less vigorous motions
 RandomTrivia: We should have Horse Club tech'd by Beej every week - he adds the perfect flair to the cursed horrors and I want to see what happens when Beej and Az are in the same room
 noSmokeFire: now to ascend even further beyond (lotion)
 TXC2: Beej sleeps in a coelacanth tank
 beowuuf: "you are like a little lotion baby. watch this!"
 ghizmou: a disappointed dog
 RandomTrivia: I hope it's Juniper
ThorSokar: Beej just uses automotive grease now
 TheAwkes: You kinda showed off the reference when Beej asked about passcode visibility.
Metric_Furlong: if in doubt: acetone 
  Juliamon: The good girl
 RandomTrivia: The dainty baby!
 TXC2: ook ook
 MrSarkhan: 
 SymphonicLolita: gasp
 TXC2: !greetings
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 iris_of_ether:   
 beowuuf: that's more like graham
Metric_Furlong: rude
178 raiders from Seabats have joined!
 saucemaster5000:   
 public_key_reveal_party: Woo love me a good chemical soup
  Juliamon: Welcome Seachats!
 BusTed:    
 beowuuf: lol, say hios name and he shall appear!
lochnessseammonster:   
Metric_Furlong: speaking of the devil
 RandomTrivia: Welcome raiding seachats!
  Juliamon: Hope you like Coke, oil, and mineral spirits!
lochnessseammonster: is this, art?
ThorSokar: speaking of the Noxious Gearhulks!
 TXC2: hello raiders
CAKHost: Hello Adam!
ManWithTheMask13: I want to take a bite out of that table
 Mr_Horrible: our ears were burning
 RandomTrivia: 
Invitare: What were you saying behind our backs
 CanPlayGames:    
 beowuuf: , to their faces 
emonotony: Adam had to end his stream after a few hours so we're here!
 NorthstarTex: XD
lochnessseammonster: 
 FlynnRaccoon: 
 beowuuf: NO!
hyperialguard: Diet or Cherry?
ManWithTheMask13: big red?
josh___something: how decadent... oh you mean the soda
 TXC2: coke zero?
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 NorthstarTex: is pepsi more acidic last I checked?
 TXC2: no 7up? or sprite? or fanta ?
 bytecaster: Cola (generic)
ManWithTheMask13: Nah, country songs have to be about either beer, ice tea, or lemonade
CAKHost: Does Canada Coca cola have just sugar in it?
 bytecaster: Thanks, I wont
CAKHost: Don't etch and drink
Didero stops taping straws together to reach the Moonbase
 SymphonicLolita: etch to wretch pipeline
 NorthstarTex: what happens if I do drink it?
 saucemaster5000: drink the eth and you will retch
 beowuuf: insturctions unclear, putting hopsital on speed dial
CAKHost: Thanks!
emonotony: Butbutbut if you etch it means it has more minerals.
ManWithTheMask13: How is the Beej today
 TXC2: UNION FOREVER
 iris_of_ether: But I'm craving a Captain, Aluminum, and Coke 
CAKHost: \o/
 blip2004: you can buy glass bottles of sugar Coke in Canada, usually comes from Mexico
CAKHost: XD
 beowuuf: @ManWithTheMask13 his skin is not like other people's
  Juliamon: The bottles ARE cute, and you can do a science thing with them!
emonotony: American coke is available here if you pay like three times as much.
ManWithTheMask13: @beowuuf Curious and curiouser
 TheAwkes: #HumbleBrag
emonotony: "I drank coke and then I stopped"
 FlynnRaccoon: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 41:44.
 beowuuf: i went to america right when coke II hit.... such a weird find
 NotCainNorAbel: and our Pepsi was CLEAR!
emonotony: Ah yes, Coke, Coke 2, and Coke & Knuckles
ManWithTheMask13: The Beej mix up
 iris_of_ether: Heck yeah 82 babies in the house
 beowuuf: @emonotony 
 mrMorphius: 82 82 82
 blip2004: bring back bottles of Lemon Coke you cowards
 TXC2: iris_of_ether  that's far to many babies 
 SymphonicLolita: ohno
offbeatwitch: just got here
 RandomTrivia: oh no
blue_lotus_designs: Sounds like a huge mes....
 beowuuf: 
 ライシェン: D:
 iris_of_ether: Yesssss
 bytecaster: I bet it did
 iris_of_ether: I'm laughing out loud at work oh no
 NorthstarTex: XD
 bytecaster: Back in our day, the Pepsi left the toilet
 mrMorphius: So what if elephant toothpaste using Cori's technique
Asimech: So does "Mexican cola" refer to Jarritos or what should I put in my search to find out what the bottle looks like?
 MrQBear: @bytecaster what, you had antigravity pepsi? I thought that was an urban legend!
 RandomTrivia: https://j.gifs.com/v179zE.gif
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  Juliamon: Asimech Specifically Mexican Coke
 TXC2: Asimech  it's coke with cane sugar instead of high fructose corn syrup
 bytecaster: Like toothpaste, but hot
 LavenderCreations: @Asimech no, it's Coke made with cane sugar, typically associated with being from Mexico though I've heard that it's not sold there much anymore
 TheMerricat: "Mexican cola, also known as Mexican Coke or "Mexicoke", is Coca-Cola made in Mexico and imported to the United States. The Mexican formula uses white sugar instead of high-fructose corn syrup, which has been used in the American formula since the early 1980s. Cane sugar is less processed than high-fructose corn syrup, so some say the Mexican version tastes more natural and purer. "
 MrQBear: Mmm. Hot toothpaste. Loved it on stale chips.
Boopity: D:
 beowuuf: oh no... no, wait, what
 wedge_x: my toothpaste definitely steams on extrusion
emonotony: "toothpaste drinker" seems like a highly specific insult
 TXC2: HFCS is the scourge of US food
 bytecaster: Making toothpaste delicious seems like a mistake
Asimech: Thank you all, but I was mainly curious about the "cute bottle" bit. So it's in the old fashioned small glass Coca-Cola bottles?
 ライシェン: i just saw if you throw stretched out hair ties into simmering, almost boiling, water it’ll refresh it’s elasticity
 saucemaster5000: ever slap a child so hard the toothpaste comes out?
 Mangledpixel: boop
ThorSokar: Beej was thinking this was a child abuse story for a bit there, hahaha
 beowuuf: 
 TXC2: hello Mangledpixel  welcome
 beowuuf: and eeew
 MrQBear: @RandomTrivia Because everybody makes a mistake every now and then?
 TXC2: RandomTrivia  you live adventurously?
 beowuuf: @RandomTrivia no good decisions can be made during horse club, neither on nor off stream
ThorSokar: fake banana is the WORST banana
Metric_Furlong: every Horse Club stream is the most cursed stream
Asimech: Ok, now I've got the right photo. That's adorably thin, I'll give it that.
 RandomTrivia: I mean that's true but also mistake is accurate
emonotony: The Horse Club fast
ThorSokar: I'm having lunch, get a stronger stomach RandomTrivia
 TheAwkes: Every dinner is before horse club, until the last horse club.
 TheMerricat: Isn't 'fake' Banana actually the flavor of the previous cultivar of banana that went essentially extinct because we are shit about protecting monocultures?
blue_lotus_designs: Lurking for the first time during horse club and I question myslef...
 bytecaster: You can actually reduce the cooldown on meals by investing some skill points.
 beowuuf: is this the sphynx's riddle?
 Mangledpixel: it's like After Eight mints - you can eat them any time, because all times are after eight
 MrQBear: @Mangledpixel except immediately DURING 8?
 bytecaster: Cori is just doing a podcast
 beowuuf: after ate mints require a time machine to consume, however
 RandomTrivia: The "5 o' clock somewhere" principle
 noSmokeFire: @TheMerricat iirc it's mainly just the most convenient banana flavinoid that we can synthesize, but there are cultivars that it tastes like
Didero: @MrQBear Then it's still after yesterday's 8
Asimech: Also: After hearing "Mexican cola" but finding out it was Coke clarifies the "tastes the same" comment, since IMO, Jarritos at least tastes different to sugar based Coke.
emonotony: @MrQBear Planck Time Mints
 MrQBear: @Didero Mind blown. D:
emonotony: (they're very thin so they dissolve immediately)
 Mangledpixel: squidge is such a fun word
Asimech: @TheMerricat To be fair, protecting monocultures is really challenging and the real fault lies in going for a monoculture in the first place. And then repeating that mistake.
 TXC2: emonotony  a mint could be on the Planck scale, and I'd still be able to taste it and not like it 
Andreiq_: Good o'll coke
emonotony: @Asimech If you double down on a mistake enough it ceases to be a mistake and turns into policy.
 bytecaster: Keep the Shrek damp at all times
  Juliamon: A moist Shrek is a happy Shrek
 TXC2: keep damp at all times is a jackbox t-shirt
 bytecaster: He lives in the swamp for a reason
Asimech: @emonotony Or tradition.
 noSmokeFire: this is mailtime insider trading
 RandomTrivia: Ooh, can't wait for that episode in 8 months 
ThorSokar: to Beej's benefit that mail time will come out in probably 8 months
 bytecaster: Ah, the TTSF method
 Mangledpixel: for tipping queues
 noSmokeFire: the q tips are for shrek's ears
Didero: @noSmokeFire Gonna need something stronger than a q-tip for that, he pulls entire candles of wax out of there
 TXC2: !advice
  LRRbot: Don't you put it in your mouth.
Metric_Furlong: !listen
 RandomTrivia: Literally nothing we could ever suggest will be as cursed as Long Shrek
 beowuuf: or ask beej?
Didero: !chat
 MrSarkhan: Never listen to chat
Metric_Furlong: cruses, gentrified
Metric_Furlong: *curses
ThorSokar runs to find an old cocaine advertisement
 beowuuf: @RandomTrivia you have so little faith in chat 
 noSmokeFire: @RandomTrivia wide donkey
 Mangledpixel: noSmokeFire I have just had a cursed thought: it is highly likely that at least one person has attempted to make an earwax candle like Shrek does near the beginning of the movie
 RandomTrivia: @beowuuf I have lots of faith in Chat, just more faith in Az
 TXC2: it worked!
 RandomTrivia: 
CAKHost: It worked! \o/
 beowuuf: never had a doubt!
 SymphonicLolita: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 mrMorphius: 
 LordZarano: It's nice to be wanted...
 Piratical_tendancies: 
  QuixoticScrivener: beej just said counterfit magic cards!
Metric_Furlong: we aren't, but we're also not *not* advocating that 
ThorSokar: they're not advocating it, but I will! 
 TXC2: Beej is great
ThorSokar: Beej is gone, time to get the REAL coke out!
 RandomTrivia: !lovebeej
  LRRbot: Chat loves Beej and I love Beej 
 TXC2: he's such a lovely, wonderful person
 Mangledpixel: "don't rebel against anything I wouldn't rebel against!"
Asimech: @Mangledpixel I know there are people who tried to make a candle out of, IIRC, old solidified cooking oil. Johnny Wander webcomic has an old strip about it.
 RandomTrivia: Perfection
 MrQBear: @ThorSokar Time for a trip to the steel mill?
 MrSarkhan: Perfect
 Mangledpixel: Asimech oh my, that must smell awful
 bytecaster: We are rebelling against the man, the man in this case being Beej.
Asimech: @Mangledpixel IIRC that's what they found out as well.
 TXC2: all life is is wetting the drys and drying the wets
Mai_Andra: smock smock smock smock
 wedge_x: smock smock smock
Asimech: @Asimech Apparently not. The strip is Johnny Wander "nearly burning down the apartment part fifty jillion" and they used bacon fat specifically.
 TXC2: "is this glass bulletproof?" "no sir!" (LOTS of gunfire)
 noSmokeFire: shrek dissolving into ink is. jarring.
 Featherweight_: Beej has to have a dust baths like a chinchilla
 TXC2: they add the smell to methane
Bruceski: The smell of "natural gas" is artifically added
Didero: Indiana Jones is just THAT well trained and skilled
 blip2004: if its h2s you die from the first breath
 ghizmou: I learned that from king of the hill
 noSmokeFire: the ancient people also add smell to their gas
 TXC2: I learned it from Avatar: the last airbender 
 RandomTrivia: You know that feeling when you see a shot, take it, and then wonder if you should have taken it?
 RandomTrivia: Anyway, have this https://i.imgur.com/PuEe5gh.gif
 bytecaster: Dunk that dog!
Didero: Right, time for bed. Thanks for a fun and educational stream!
 Mangledpixel: !findquote dog
  LRRbot: Quote #4218: "Why would I ever be a human? Dogs are infinitely better." —Ben [2017-05-24]
 beowuuf: dunk the dog! don't dunk the dog!
 TXC2: RandomTrivia  beautiful
 TXC2: so long Didero  sleep well
 beowuuf: night didero!
Didero: thank
 iris_of_ether: Amazing
 bytecaster: We lost Shrek 
 TXC2: Shrek has gone to the VOID
 Mangledpixel: what hath thou wrought?!
 beowuuf: what have your careless hands wrought, cori?
 iris_of_ether: 
 mrMorphius: Hidden Shrek plate. If you believe enough he appears
 bytecaster: "Accentuate the Shrek" so many good words this stream.
Boopity: I'm not sure if I want you to accentuate the shrek
 beowuuf: shrek for one
Metric_Furlong: @mrMorphius Crouching Tiger, Hidden Shrek Plate
 beowuuf: we wish the shrek plate was hidden
  Juliamon: this is not a plate of honor
 TXC2: accentuate the Shrek-a-tive, eliminate the far-quad-a-tive
ThorSokar:  Angel has lead an interesting life
 RandomTrivia: Juniper nooo!
 bytecaster: All my dogs, gone
 noSmokeFire: the coke might get sticky
 TXC2: the acid stack overflows into being bad
 TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 SymphonicLolita: bee-less.....so quiet....
 TXC2: aww, no bees
Invitare: I don't beelieve this
Boopity: Taken aback by the lack of bees and posture checks
 RandomTrivia: No live bees, not even some prerecorded bees
  Juliamon: please imagine bees
Boopity: Like my brain actually reflexively went "something is wrong" 
  Juliamon: water is a bipolar molecule
CAKHost: We are this far into the stream and my brain is now going "is no one going to bring up 'x points of acid damage?' D:" but then realized that is probably an old joke to reference
 beowuuf: https://soundcloud.com/mollylele/live-bees
 RandomTrivia: !cori
  LRRbot: https://soundcloud.com/corianderd
 RandomTrivia: Oh wait, it was on Molly's
 bytecaster: I am now listening to bees, all is right in the world again.
 beowuuf:   
 RandomTrivia:   
 beowuuf: water is dangerous in large quantities
  Juliamon: it's a solid. it's a liquid. it's a gas.
 beowuuf: it goes with the flow
 beowuuf: so, that highlander match is still going, huh?  did wheeler get his doordash 
 beowuuf: wb!
 TXC2: and we're back
 beowuuf: wait, bees hasn't stopped
warkr0: i feel like we need live bees on the DB rdp playlist
 beowuuf: i forgot it was local bees
Boopity: @beowuuf The bees will never stop
 beowuuf: o7 all hail the bees 
 Earthenone: i see coke on the screen so i have to ask, is pepsi ok?
 SymphonicLolita: teeth????
 beowuuf: NO!
 mrMorphius: Mage the drys wet
 bytecaster: Wet the dog
 TXC2: Coriander "corner cutter" Dickison
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: Learn... from mistakes? I don't understand.
 bytecaster: Oooh, the dog returns
 SymphonicLolita: bees
 iris_of_ether: Bees
ThorSokar: Cocaine
 RandomTrivia: Live bees
 bytecaster: Chat has bees on the mind
CAKHost: Donut butt?
 mrMorphius: 
warkr0: live bees
 bytecaster: Shorse?
ThorSokar: wait, Cocaine Bees! combo platter!
 beowuuf: bee centaur
 LordZarano:  j
Boopity: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 bytecaster: I can admit when I'm wrong, I just won't
 Featherweight_: first you draw the buzz then the rest of the bee. simple
 TXC2: I can admit when I'm wrong, I just never am 
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/ResourcefulScaryWitchKippa-56lseT9IUaMzZ-fv
 iris_of_ether: 
 RandomTrivia: oh no
 bytecaster: But we always go for horrifying here, right?
 Cptasparagus: you could make a bee vtuber rig.... beetuber
 beowuuf: we could never know ahead of time. ompossible to know
ThorSokar: Do i need to go outside and take a picture of a Bee for Cori?
 SymphonicLolita: welp
 bytecaster: The H in CDHC is for horrifying right?
  Juliamon:     
 iris_of_ether: BEEJ
 RandomTrivia: 
 RandomTrivia: Beej pls
 TXC2: bytecaster  but we very much CAN draw horrifying 
blue_lotus_designs: Least the weather spot isn't a funny color / smell
 bytecaster: @TXC2 Exactly, Can Draw Horrifying Club!
 bytecaster: Some moist reserved list cards.
 beowuuf: passive voice best voice
 TXC2: a massacre if you will
 beowuuf: no one will ever try to unlock it
Asimech: Have they ever drawn horrifying clubs in CDHC?
 RandomTrivia: Amazing
 TXC2: fun story, the people who for intelligence groups are operatives, not agents
 bytecaster: Mean Girls: The Ride: The Movie: The Game
 TXC2: Mean girls: the ride = just a high school ?
 RandomTrivia: 
 bytecaster: So it wasn't intentional
 beowuuf: LMFAO beej
 TXC2: Beej channelling his inner Derrick
 Featherweight_: you stabbed yourselves on a bee
 EvilBadman: You sure it wasn't a Bee Sharp
Boopity: @EvilBadman Booooo (applause)
 RandomTrivia: @EvilBadman 
 SymphonicLolita: booooo
Asimech: Obviously it _was_, but ended flat.
 bytecaster: "Dog print"
 RandomTrivia: Welp
 RandomTrivia: That's some cool abstract thing
warkr0: modernist art!
 SymphonicLolita: Art™
CAKHost: I see spots! 
 TXC2: we can sell it for thousands!
 RandomTrivia: "It's about what a dog *IS*"
warkr0: long shrek! long shrek!
 bytecaster: How about wide shrek instead?
 TXC2: the goose moose centaur
Asimech: How about compromise and go for long bee?
Asimech: Which I suppose is usually called a wasp.
 RandomTrivia: Asimech I think that's what Cori has done, accidentally
 mrMorphius: Starfish Shrek, but the mouth side
 TXC2: yay beej
 Xed_Regulus: HAND
 bytecaster: Good call
CAKHost: \o/
 beowuuf:  
 TXC2: !advice
  LRRbot: Make the bones touch
 RandomTrivia: What a good angle
 GapFiller: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Submit.
ThorSokar: How about you show us how to draw the rest of the OWL?!
warkr0: turkey hand!
 RandomTrivia: ART
 LordZarano: What about Donkey?
warkr0: yes, we are in kindergarten
CAKHost: Hi File 13!
 RandomTrivia: 
warkr0: have you met chat?
 TXC2: GOOOOOOOOAL!
Boopity: "It's always been that way"
Asimech: @RandomTrivia I believe that's more of a "long bumblebee".
warkr0: don't edge your bee, chat
 mrMorphius: Newf Oil, imported from Eastern Canada?
CAKHost: Shiny side? Spicy!
 Featherweight_: i bet the studio smells amazing
 SymphonicLolita: wet the drys to dry the wets, then wet the drys again
 RandomTrivia: Oh do we get to "lucky 10,000" Angel today?
 beowuuf: hooray hooray for the spinster's sister's daughter?
 blip2004:       
 bytecaster: I'm learning so much
 iris_of_ether: Same with mini painting!
 SymphonicLolita: nods sagely
 RandomTrivia: And finally the cheese, where you *dust* the wets
 NorthstarTex: and then you dust the wets
  Juliamon: [Angel disliked that.]
ThorSokar: and then you reevaluate your life because you just made pasta from scratch for 4 hours when you could have bought the most epensive box of pasta for $4
CAKHost: I think putting sauce on cooked noodles is wetting the wet? Rewettening???
 mrMorphius: Wetception
Asimech: @Juliamon [Angel will remember this. Despite her best efforts.]
warkr0: i would simply Leave
 bytecaster: Awww, bee in a little harness, cute
 NorthstarTex: wait animal crossing isn't real!?
Boopity: Are we implying that a large bee would in fact be _less_ of a threat than regular bees?
 SymphonicLolita: BIG CHALLENGES
 bytecaster: Aggretsuko eats guitars?
 mrMorphius: Hello Kitty showing up in Horse Club: Sanri-OHNO
Boopity: @bytecaster She would be great friends with Abigail from Stardew Valley
 TXC2 stares in alkaline
 iris_of_ether: *sizzle*
 RandomTrivia: Was that an "Ahh, my hand!"
 bytecaster: In my experience bees don't enjoy being submerged in cola.
 bytecaster: They always think they would and then they see the folly of their ways.
CAKHost: I mean, when I think about ACNL, my town is a few seconds away from an island that is perceptually in summer. So AC being fiction isn't that hard 
warkr0: booooooooooo
 RandomTrivia: A valiant effort, Chat
ThorSokar: dangit, we almost had her!
Asimech: According to Wikipedia 100 mg is estimated to be too much acid, based on LD50.
  QuixoticScrivener: oh no
 bytecaster: We can get Wheeler to dub it in later.
 TXC2: "oh bother"
warkr0: oh that was a sound
Asimech: Though of course even 1mg of acid seems like it would lead to an awful trip.
warkr0: "Bee Happy?"
 bytecaster: Wide, wide beeeeee
Boopity: You mean a bumblebee?
Jturbobanana: Would you Bee my neighbor?
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: Look, somebody has to sting all the shamrocks to death.
 beowuuf: fat-bee-lous
 blip2004: Chub-Bee
 beowuuf: 
ThorSokar: Bee Mine - Drink Responsibly
 TXC2: only this year have i learned that St Patrick was from Britain, and not from Ireland originally
warkr0: cory looking at chat, expecting something funny: 
 RandomTrivia: YESSSS
 beowuuf: terbeenator
 SymphonicLolita: Beesus Has Risen
 LordZarano: The LD50 of phosphoric acid is 2600 mg/kg (in rats)
 beowuuf: @TXC2 .... the  ?
 bytecaster: To bee or not to bee.
CAKHost: How soon after bees were named do you suppose people started to make word-play off their name?
 beowuuf: r2bee2
 ghizmou: April's Fool, I'm actually a wasp
 TXC2: beowuuf  yeah he was a Catholic priest who went to Ireland to convert people
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: Mother's Day was the 10th, Beej...
 beowuuf: @TXC2 with his green beer?
warkr0: can it just say BEEj
Jturbobanana: It's bee.  Hi.  I'm the problem, it's bee.
 bytecaster: Remember to wet your bees
 TXC2: beowuuf  more with his killing for pagan druids 
 TXC2: *of
 bytecaster: The new method might not etch the bee enough
 SymphonicLolita: task failing successfully
 beowuuf: @TXC2 not through alcohol poisoning i assume 
 dweebert91: I see a horse
 TXC2: beowuuf  probably not, but who knows
 beowuuf: @dweebert91 we're allowed to etch them, if so
 bytecaster: Waiting for the bee
 beowuuf: the dan't draw horses club story
warkr0: i think the real lesson we've learned is " it only gets worse"
 beowuuf: *can't
 RandomTrivia: We might BEE here a while
 TXC2: "and I still, haven't found, the bee i've drawn"
 bytecaster: We bee'd to deeply and too greedily.
Boopity: Beeless 
 beowuuf: we're alone in a beeless land
 beowuuf: @TXC2 
  Juliamon: I think what we've actually learned is that the Sharpie is the superior protectant
 mrMorphius: So today we're making magic eye photography
 beowuuf: i mean you tried, and that's the main thing. You get a bee minus
 RandomTrivia: Welp
warkr0: pretty pretty good
 beowuuf: oooh. aaaah, sooooo cool!
 TXC2: new paper towel for new coke
 RandomTrivia: oh dear
 bytecaster: In any case, this is a great stream!
warkr0: maybe the real art was the stream we made along the way
 beowuuf: was their name corio but they were pretending to be angel?
 beowuuf: *cori
ThorSokar: it could have been me, but I don't remember saying that
 TXC2: it's lost it's cokey goddness
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: That is how chemical reactions work.
 bytecaster: "Second-hand coke" is a terrible thought.
Asimech: "I want to exist. Help me bee!"
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: @bytecaster I hate it.
warkr0: i feel like step 1 is wash hands
 beowuuf: bedbee bathbee and beyondbee are now the names or three of my npcs
 RandomTrivia: 
 beowuuf: (i had a bedby moneymarsh once)
warkr0: "beej is here i guess" beej is always here
 TXC2: Beej is extant
 ghizmou: get the mic closer to the cola
warkr0: like at least 7 seconds
CAKHost: The sound of art
 bytecaster: Just dunk a mike in the coke, what could go wrong
 NorthstarTex: need more cola ASMR
 mrMorphius: Extra etched
 MrQBear: @bytecaster is that how you get sweet sweet music?
 RandomTrivia: We are enjoying your contribution, Beej
warkr0: And you're enjoying the end product too, right? beej?
 bytecaster: "The incident"
Boopity: Oh my god, I forgot about that
 iris_of_ether: Oh that's just true to Horse Club brand
 TXC2: the omen
 RandomTrivia: That was the secret prologue to Horse Club
 MrSarkhan: That was the first stream?
 NorthstarTex: it was a portent for what was to come
 TXC2: MrSarkhan  sure was
Boopity: It set the mood for the rest of CDHC
warkr0: BEEn successful
 beowuuf: great stream
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: Professional = being paid, Beej. Says nothing about quality.
 beowuuf: beej done good
 MrQBear: You always make art, you might not make what you intended, but art always happens!
Asimech: I'm not sure anyone's professionalism survives contact with CDHC.
 TXC2: catch these biblically accurate hands!
 MrQBear: asimech i originally read that as CDC and got very confused
 TXC2: !wiki
  LRRbot: The Loading Ready Run Wiki can be found here: https://wiki.loadingreadyrun.com
ladyjessica: squeak
 ghizmou: that's more people willing to go on your show than JLo
 RandomTrivia:     
ThorSokar: Is the alternate version of that question "How many people would agree to be on this show"?
 bytecaster: "Squeak" - CDHC 2024
 ghizmou: half elbow half canola
 TXC2: so not counting lRR people, 19 different guests have been on CDHC by my count
 TXC2: *LRR
 bytecaster: I feel like that screen would be used more for comedy than actual tech difficulties.
Boopity: 
 beowuuf: it wasn't really subtle 
 TehAmelie: hello horse friends. hmm something looks different today
 beowuuf: 
 TXC2: thing is actual tech difficulties tend to make the stream go down
 RandomTrivia: oh no
warkr0: i have a statue of a  "big daddy" in my living room too and i dont even know anything about bioshock
CAKHost: It's just the coca. Cori been drinking it all stream
ladyjessica: stream highlights?
Shadowsoflife: and I mean big big
 TXC2: !addquote (Angel) [now] I have a Big Daddy in my living room.
  LRRbot: New quote #8949: "I have a Big Daddy in my living room." —Angel [2024-03-18]
 beowuuf: @TehAmelie yup, we have in studio coke washing and beej. it's been a fun time
 NorthstarTex: https://clips.twitch.tv/CrispyOutstandingStrawberryPhilosoraptor-VrlUqDYAxLiCV2-0
 bytecaster: You can't stop us
 TXC2: yes I can 
warkr0: @TXC2 
 iris_of_ether: 
Boopity: The mods are too powerful
 TXC2: I am also having a migrian, so you get quotes you get 
  Juliamon: TXC2 🫂
 beowuuf: oh no!
 TXC2: Juliamon  thanks
warkr0: words you dont want to hear
  Juliamon: ooh my sister brought me home some iced milk oolong
 NorthstarTex: a lot of quotable phrases coming from today's stream
 iris_of_ether: Amazing
Boopity: Yes he does, there was a cH episode on that 
  Juliamon: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: "Does recycling take accumulated art detritus?"
 bytecaster: What bin go bee experiments in?
ThorSokar: metal recycling they just melt it, doesn't matter how drty it is
 mrMorphius: Upon getting a slippery Coke from the fridge: "this was on horse club, wasn't it?"
warkr0: we are learning this process is quite particular
 MrQBear: It sounds like a cool boss title. "Beej, who knows how recycling works"
 TehAmelie: the start of the Can't Draw Horses Landfill
 SymphonicLolita: try the sharpie again?
 TXC2: if I've learned anything from QWERPline, it's that the recycle centre will take anything after long enough 
 SymphonicLolita: it seemed to be working at least slightly more successfully
 bytecaster: If you leave trash long enough, it become an antique and thus valuable.
warkr0: i like the weird x eye thing
 LordZarano: I guess it just wasn't meant to bee
 TehAmelie: it's looking kind of cave paintingy. i like it
warkr0: Baron Art?
 TXC2: barone ?
warkr0: it kind of looks like a bee
warkr0: oh it does
  Juliamon: Artistic bee
 bytecaster: Great, a bee corpse
 beowuuf:   (Cyril Connolly)
 MrQBear: A Ink Beelot
ladyjessica: Eric the half a bee
warkr0: i kinda like the bee tho
warkr0: Can we just call it "Be"?
 iris_of_ether: Challenge mode
 SnackPak_: 
 bytecaster: I should be productive, but I am enjoying the mayhem too much
 iris_of_ether: As a warning sign
CAKHost: Kitchen Lithograph speedrun!
 beowuuf: not wrong
 TehAmelie: "this is a green car"
 TXC2: "are we green?" "super green"
 beowuuf: !isitgreenyet
  LRRbot: I don't know, go check James' home stream at twitch.tv/james_lrr
warkr0: i like the smashed bee
 beowuuf: 
 MrQBear: They look like cool graffiti!
 TXC2: the system works....
warkr0: @MrQBear this
 bytecaster: Honestly give this a fancy color scheme, and you can market that bee
 MrQBear: @warkr0 a cool jet set radio soul graffiti
 TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 beowuuf: lol
 beowuuf: https://soundcloud.com/mollylele/live-bees
 TXC2: right chat I'm off
Boopity: The wheeze to break transition was 👌
Boopity: Good night TXC2!
 beowuuf:     
 MrQBear: Feel better ,TXC2!
 beowuuf: night txc2!
 TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming cori and Angel (and Beej on tech)
 TehAmelie: nobody: "how can you make primary colors wrong?" CDHC: "watch me"
 beowuuf: hope the migraine abates!
ghyllnox: Oh wow I've never listened to this without the Twitch compression
 beowuuf: bees!
   LoadingReadyRun: Sorry there's no music.  I can't find the widget.
  Juliamon: It's fine, we have our own tunes
   LoadingReadyRun: I recommend humming your favourite BGC music.
 beowuuf: it's ok. molly's soundcloud provides 
 beowuuf: it's a great blast from the past of all the zeta tunes she did
 bytecaster: Everybody provides their own bees
 TehAmelie: do do dodo do♫
 GapFiller:  bees or Beej
 beowuuf:     
 TehAmelie: wait, humming doesn't work in chat
warkr0: @LoadingReadyRun on it!
 ShaneLeeAtk humming
Boopity: Bees delivered straight to your home through the cloud
 Coloneljesus: hello customer service. I seem to have received wasps instead of bees. help.
 GapFiller: Boopity thought those were weefees
Boopity: @GapFiller 
 beowuuf: wb!
 TehAmelie: hi again!
warkr0: we're lithoging the kitchen
 bytecaster: What did the kitchen do to warrant lithographing it?
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: Lithobraked into the floor.
 iris_of_ether: Uh
 RandomTrivia: Beej no
  Juliamon: !addquote (Beej) [now] They don't quote me anymore. They've given up.
  LRRbot: New quote #8950: "They don't quote me anymore. They've given up." —Beej [2024-03-18]
 bytecaster: Very good!
Invitare: who's is?
 TehAmelie: i often think about this time when a sticky tape factory had an accident that created a forcefield of static electricity so powerful people couldn't walk through it
 beowuuf: !quote 8948
  LRRbot: Quote #8948: "No one has skin like you, Beej!" —Cori [2024-03-18]
 beowuuf:  juliamon
 beowuuf: @TehAmelie 
 bytecaster: Stinky green?
warkr0: well its gonna be red at the end of this
 Coloneljesus: holes are what makes cheese stinky
warkr0: i vote no
 bytecaster: Make that green smell!
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  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, bl43berry! (Today's storm count: 8)
 SymphonicLolita: shrek ears
warkr0: shrek ears!
 RandomTrivia: "What does it smell like?" "Green."
 10of9: dew it
 bytecaster: It's the brand
warkr0: one on each
 bytecaster: Shrermit
 SnackPak_: so many choices
 beowuuf: cori is kermitting a crime
 iris_of_ether: There's the Kermit pictures I sent you yesterday Cori
 beowuuf: oh no
 SymphonicLolita: kermit -with- shrek ears?
 bytecaster: It is not easy being green.
 TehAmelie: the opposite of an E. . .
 SymphonicLolita: 
 SymphonicLolita: I love art
 bytecaster: Shrermit, OC don't steal
warkr0: time for edging!
 iris_of_ether: For chat's benefit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/epweru/green_bois/
 bytecaster: I'm not sure that was to our benefit actually
 RandomTrivia: @iris_of_ether Oh I absolutely did not need that in my eyes, good job
ThorSokar: well, it's not easy being green, or so I hear
 beowuuf: @iris_of_ether "benefit"
 bytecaster: Miss Donkey
 iris_of_ether: My spouse sent it to me after Long Shrek!
 beowuuf: oh god that last kermit row is all kinds of cursed
ThorSokar: HAHAHA
 beowuuf: BEEJ!
ThorSokar: here I was picturing a veiny muppet, how far off I was
 TehAmelie: it probaably has hours of burn left
 bytecaster: Clear liquid turns into clear liquid
ThorSokar: "New Coke" - So bad everyone forgot how old coke tasted, so we can replace sugar with corn syrup!
 bytecaster: And then you dry it and you get "White Powder (TM)"
 niccus: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2682243/
 bytecaster: It still managed to capture it's long beauty
ghyllnox: I don't know if you'd even notice the smell when the vegetable oil goes rancid
 TehAmelie: you'll make them both right handed!
warkr0: correct camera
 RandomTrivia: Correct transform, wrong source 
warkr0: it flipped cori and amethyst
ThorSokar: haha
Boopity: They're hanging upside down!
warkr0: horray!
Boopity: Awwww yeahhh
 iris_of_ether: There it is
 RandomTrivia: 
 SnackPak_: 
ThorSokar: 
warkr0: i am now disoriented
warkr0: covered in grink?
 TehAmelie: i wonder if there's a printing factory or something somewhere that has an ink sink
 RandomTrivia: Uh oh
 SquareDotCube: 300 q-tips later...
ThorSokar: "Can't Draw Horses Club" - "That's a mess" - "No, that's CONTENT"
 bytecaster: Apropos of nothing, but is Crossing the Streams happening in the office today?
 TehAmelie: this tarp is aquiring some character. that's making good use of the tarp budget, right?
ThorSokar: yes, CLEARLY that's what's been going wrong
  ritchards: !show
  ritchards: !show override off
  ritchards: !show
 bytecaster: Hi Cori
Boopity: Hi Cori, we are people
 beowuuf: speak for yourself 
 Redbassist: Chat is people?
 bytecaster: If you don't use the tarp budget, next year it get smaller.
ThorSokar: Don't tell heather!
Asimech: @Redbassist Alledgedly.
 Redbassist: Big if true
Boopity: On official documents we are, yes 
 bytecaster: Maybe we should have a poll to decide whether chat is people
 BusTed: 
HyruleGirl9: amongus??
 RandomTrivia: Welp
warkr0: GLEEN
 SnackPak_: yeah, that e is sus
 beowuuf: oooh aaaaah
Boopity: GLEEN
 iris_of_ether: GLEEN
 beowuuf: soooo cool!
 NorthstarTex: gleen?
ThorSokar: I'll give it a GLEEN out of 10
Metric_Furlong: Gleen
 GapFiller: GLEEN!>
Shadowsoflife: Gleen
 bytecaster: whispers: "gleeeeen"
Boopity: Oh, my gleen!
 Redbassist: Good TMBG album
Boopity: *Ow
 bytecaster: Boku no Long Shrek
 Redbassist: If it's long Shrek, do they have layers like a green onion?
Asimech: @Redbassist I think more like a leek.
 beowuuf: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 Redbassist:  
 Redbassist: @asimech Ah so kinda sandy in-between
Asimech: Blııe.
ThorSokar: *Chicago Bulls Intro Music starts*
 iris_of_ether: 🐮
  Juliamon: They were the dominant team for a brief period
crowgrammer: Hop on a bandwagon. Everybody's doing it!
 dumbo3k: No Fun Allowed!
 dumbo3k: oh wait, forgot the comma: No, Fun Allowed!
 bytecaster: So what did we learn today, chat?
ThorSokar: When it's time to party we will <blink> PARTY HARD </blink>
 TehAmelie: Can't draw horses, can't have fun
warkr0: "its made of japan"
warkr0: i miss gleen 
  Juliamon: We Love Gleen
Featherweight_ subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 102 months!
 Featherweight_: that one's going up on the fridge!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Featherweight_! (Today's storm count: 9)
 beowuuf: alum-neigh
ThorSokar: hmmm
 niccus: depends on your attitude on fire
ThorSokar: I seem to recall on where an entire shelf fell down
 TehAmelie: messing with red paint and backwards text, yet no one's written "redrum". how unexpected
ThorSokar: I FEEL CALLED OUT HERE
 bytecaster: Can't draw horses club: Making it worse
  Juliamon: Haven't you though
 TheAwkes: Caught red handed.
 Redbassist: Caught red handed
 Cptasparagus: !card red handed
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Caught Red-Handed; Hundred-Handed One
 TehAmelie: who wants to see my newest eye crimes .jpg
 Cptasparagus: !card caught red-handed
  LRRbot: Caught Red-Handed [4R] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. Suspect it.
 Redbassist: Sus
 bytecaster: Is this the time to dry your wets?
warkr0: : |
warkr0: angel out here wetting her dries
 iris_of_ether:  
 bytecaster: Not retroactively
 Redbassist: Noot noot
 iris_of_ether: 
 TehAmelie: flowers and bees, it's like spring in my computer
 iris_of_ether: 
 beowuuf: oh no, challenge mode
warkr0: jokes on you, this is what we're in to
HyruleGirl9: sus?
ThorSokar:  Angel knows what a murder scene looks like
 TehAmelie: RIP the word green
 bytecaster: Green has been murdered, there is only Gleen now
 TehAmelie: or, the color or the word?
 bytecaster: Bodybuilding bonspiel
ThorSokar:  Don't get lippy around Angel
 iris_of_ether: Oh no
 iris_of_ether: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
ThorSokar: neon green, thong, thong thong thong
 SymphonicLolita: please don't turn me neon green D:
warkr0: gleen is back!
 bytecaster: Are we now murdering Gleen too?
ThorSokar: Cori doesn't have 24 hours of patience !
 bytecaster: Wait, we could have just written the word Green on a piece of paper with sharpie?
  Juliamon: Couldn't do the blood blossoms with sharpie tho
warkr0: sucks for them, beej
 TehAmelie: we have found the transgressiveness
 iris_of_ether: 
warkr0: i like the colors
ThorSokar: thanks, I hate it, it's perfect
warkr0: now i will say, it feels like the majority of what we can see was not actually from the lithography
Asimech: The real results are the chaos caused along the way.
 Redbassist: 
 beowuuf: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 bytecaster: Glue exists
  Juliamon: I was gonna say blutack, but sure, glue
 Redbassist: Rude
 beowuuf: thanks angel! thanks cori! thanks beej, tech was good!
 bytecaster: This was great! I had a lot of fun!
 TehAmelie: thanks for the art crimes!
 beowuuf: bye!
 unarmedoracle: dang just missed
 TehAmelie: noita is finnish for witch if that helps
Asimech: Witch. "Noita" is Finnish for "witch".
ThorSokar: Noita is an actual award winning game, it is VERY good
  Juliamon: Changed for the final episode
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: @Juliamon Someone also retroactively changed the Google calendar.
 TheAinMAP: 
 TheAinMAP: Good bye.
 iris_of_ether: 
 beowuuf: byeeeeeeee!
 SnackPak_: perfect out
 beowuuf: !lovebeej
  LRRbot: Chat loves Beej and I love Beej 
Boopity: Top tier outro
 niccus: so is my lithography supposed to look like lithobraking
 Redbassist: That's a good clip right there
 wedge_x: ~ my finger / is on the button ~
 Redbassist: Push the button
 TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/AmazonianRacyLobsterYouWHY-wuzcBDErgcOGAKyG
ghyllnox: https://clips.twitch.tv/VenomousFaithfulGoshawkPRChase-gisGX4-jFYJrSBGH
  Juliamon: LOUD
 beowuuf: windows noise!
 Redbassist: Windows!
 Its_VeeBot: *windows noise*
 iris_of_ether: 
 Redbassist: 
 TheAinMAP: Another button was pushed?
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