jessieimproved: @TehAmelie I am having a better day than I thought I was a few hours ago does that count?
jessicaengle: Sure it counts.
jessicaengle:
Good for a day to take an upturn
Earthenone:
TXC2: CONTACT
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TXC2:
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KV1NN4: ???
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KV1NN4: Bwuh..
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TXC2: Hello Cori and Cameron
Luminaire_p:
Brozard: Break yourself before you cake yourself
accountmadeforants: The lathe of heaven has a surface that moves at godspeed
Strebenherz: Oh hey stream start get
Coloneljesus: bonjour friends
TXC2: hello Strebenherz and Coloneljesus welcome
jessieimproved: Wall Facers are such a great concept (no spoliers)
Thefluffiestguineapig: am I basically on time? Yes!
TXC2: bath yourself before you lath yourself
Brozard: I saw the first two episodes last night, they're pretty alright
GhostValv: nice~
Brozard: Alamo Drafthouse did a special event
TXC2: what is the universal constant if not tig bitties ?
Brozard: Release is 3/21
Brozard: C? more like DD
Thefluffiestguineapig: I didn't see the Ian rain quote before and that is very Ian logic
jessieimproved: I watched that Contrapoints as well, and it was great, but I like the Oatmeal's take on Twilight better
Thefluffiestguineapig: Me too, discourse is valuable
Brozard: Poor Things is so dang good
draxov: I watched that recently with no idea what it was
tobi7618: Hey guys... Will you come to MagicCon Amsterdam this June???
accountmadeforants: My favourite thing is when a topic makes me go "that's ridiculous, obviously not" and then the writer/speaker somehow convinces me anyway. Like this one article about how self-closing tags in HTML are bad.
Juliamon: tobi7618 They are working on it
draxov: I love going into a movie blind
TehAmelie: speaking of reading, Dear Dr Cori, did you find that Smooth City review?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants I love those kinds of explanations/video essays
Brozard:
lol I went on a date with my now-partner to see Poor Things 
lilyoftheveil666: Love Lies Bleeding is very good
draxov: I watched it with my mum
accountmadeforants: It's just about LRR holding a deathmatch as to who actually gets to go, those things take time. All the tarps...
Brozard: I loved the use of colors throughout, not sure what the smoke means in each scene
Cptasparagus: I just beat Pacific Drive, it is so interesting
Brozard: *smokes, different colors
TXC2: Disney is all about death and rebirth
TehAmelie: if you see the poor things, maybe you don't have to be them
TXC2: """""sword""""" fight
iris_of_ether: I picked a time to join didn't i
Thefluffiestguineapig: Dualing helicopter dick
Luminaire_p: Heretics of Dune going absolutely wild
Strebenherz: Don't ever change y'all.
KV1NN4: Whirling Sword Fights
draxov: A pandini game!
Strebenherz: GOOSE GAME WAS 2019?!
offbeatwitch: we do a little trolling
jonnykefka: I played it on the last flight I took before the pandemic
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: goose was 2020
Juliamon: Goose Game feels older than that
Coloneljesus: but can you HYÖNK?
jonnykefka: which was February 2020
Nigouki: belligerency simulator?
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iris_of_ether: I demoed Goose Game in 2019 so yeah, 2020 release sounds right
jonnykefka: Goat Simulator
Decaped: Wolfenstein 3D
draxov: A bit like Tearaway?
Luminaire_p: I was just about to say Goat Simulator
Cptasparagus: isn't it Goat Stimulator?
KV1NN4: @Nigouki I like "Belligerence Simulator" thank you for putting that int he universe XD
SquareDotCube: Red Faction, or "oh God I'm coming through the walls"
TXC2: February 2020 may as well have been 50 years ago
offbeatwitch: yeah around then
offbeatwitch: 2014 according to wiki
Thefluffiestguineapig: It was an early game you all streamed
iris_of_ether:
Brozard:
Goat Simulator turns 10 in 9 days 
Decaped: Yes, Space Asshole from Idle Thumbs Chris
Strebenherz: I thought it was referring to space station 13
thetoastmonster: Some people call me the space asshole, some call me the gangster of love
TXC2: reverse mermaid = fish top, lady bottom? or lady becomes fish, gains voice?
compuNIC: hello
TXC2: hello compuNIC welcome
TehAmelie: i was wondering if we were going to be the rain or the parade
Nigouki: max out the graphix
TXC2: screen shake off in every game
Nigouki: are these Spider-Man pre-release or post-release puddles?
SquareDotCube: Turn off puddles, turn on poodles
accountmadeforants: "Song originally featured on Idle Thumbs 48: In Space", which was a 2009 podcast episode discussing a bunch of video games, including Red Faction. So I assume it was about Red Faction, yeah.
ladyjessica: has anyone played nour: play with your food? i heard of it and thought it would be an interesting talking sim game.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is this like an Untitled Cumulus Game
TXC2: "you're borring"
SkylerRingtail: Was this played on LRR before? I'm getting deja vu
TehAmelie: "is this gonna be a pissing story?"
TXC2: SkylerRingtail not that I know of
Luminaire_p: This is feeling somewhat Donut County
jonnykefka: similar vibes
SquareDotCube: Not like that other small cloud with a big sword
iris_of_ether: Amazing
GhostValv:
iris_of_ether: We had a sunny weekend and the entire city lost their shit
Redbassist: Hahaha
Laserbeaks_Fury:
I'm glad this got released. Most precipitation based games end up just being vaporware. 
TXC2: its like RAAAAAAAAAAIN! on your wedding day!
Boopity: I love how excited our little cloud is to ruin these people's day
DiamondMX: Well, that's going in the highlight reel, I suspect.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ehhy, we're an Alanis Morrissette song now
Boopity:
Redbassist:
TXC2: what's funny is that it doesn't rain that much in Seattle, compared to the rest of the state/ north western seaboard
LordZarano: They're blue da ba dee...
Boopity:
Nigouki: Ol' Pisser
KV1NN4: mushroom mushroom!
jpost042: I am this cloud
compuNIC: I'm in this picture
TXC2: SNAAAAAKE! it's a Snaaake!
DiamondMX: I don't know if Gen Z was alive when the badger song was created.
KV1NN4: i need to figure out how to inflict that meme on my friends' kids...
cheshire_creeper: yeah you ever heard about minecraft? yeah, that's right, i'm *that* ancient
iris_of_ether: Badgers was like 01 iirc
SquareDotCube: Put it on its thunderhead
Boopity: Why would... clouds need houses
Laserbeaks_Fury: new Disney+ show The Cloud House...and it's already canceled
compuNIC: oh, so can Cloud wear a dress in this one too?
Earthenone: whos that pokemon? its ditto!
PixelArtDragon: @cheshire_creeper I once made my self feel very old when I said to a coworker's kid "I played before beds set your spawn point"
accountmadeforants: @DiamondMX Badger Song is 2003, Gen Z is late 90's~early 2000's. So Elder Gen Z checks out.
SnackPak_: piss cloud! piss cloud!
Manae: Horse?!
KV1NN4: ok i have to gift this game to a friend
Luminaire_p: Can't Draw Clouds Club
DiamondMX: Ah, Gen Z is 90's onwards. So they were around, but 5-10 years old at the time.
Boopity: Unexpected CDHC
Thefluffiestguineapig: Did this become CDHC
iris_of_ether: So beautiful, so free
Thefluffiestguineapig: @boopity similar brain cel
Redbassist: Bill Cipher looking cloud
KV1NN4: Be Afraid
accountmadeforants: They don't let you change the colour fo the rain? Cowards!
TehAmelie: we're kind of making art
TXC2: the curse, it continues
Boopity: @Thefluffiestguineapig High five!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Clock accurate?
Laserbeaks_Fury: OMG is this Dust?
DiamondMX: DE_Dust
accountmadeforants: Very good
KV1NN4: WOW
Redbassist:
Rhynerd: Bringing a new defintion to the term Eco round.
Cptasparagus: does this make you a counterterrorist pisscloud
TXC2: what kind of spec ops troops are stopped by a little rain ?
DiamondMX: I hope the terrorists never learn of this weakness of counterterrorists.
Nigouki: This CT team is OP
KV1NN4: this game has DLC?!
compuNIC: oh it's one of those player cap increased servers
KV1NN4: hehehehe
Laserbeaks_Fury: Untitled Goose Game
TXC2:
the 90's?! try the 80's
compuNIC: oh yeah, Crossy Road
niccus: oh, from famous 80s video game frog fractions
Nigouki: Frogger was created for the 90s show Sienfeld
SquareDotCube: It did have a game in the 90s
DiamondMX: Frogger: 1981.
KV1NN4: Untitled Cumulus Game
TehAmelie: well well well
SquareDotCube: Two technically
TXC2: if only this is how it worked IRL, we could reseed the deserts
Thefluffiestguineapig: I love the physics on the objects displaced by the trees
Laserbeaks_Fury: The ground texture is very toilet papery
TehAmelie: hmm we have gone from pranking a wedding to helping the terrorists win to some rogue geoengineering
cheshire_creeper: you missed one in the middle I think
iris_of_ether: Lamp in the middle heh
TXC2: really really
Cptasparagus: you missed the middle one
TXC2:
worms aren't bugs
TXC2: 13th century BC or AD ?
PixelArtDragon: I thought killing all the bugs was a different game?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I wasn’t on board with the initial metaness but once he got deep into it and mentioned architecture I was into it
Thefluffiestguineapig: what is on her head?
KV1NN4: i love her?
TXC2: a moe blob
DiamondMX: I also really want to try buggy's babka. It's probably the best.
Redbassist: Hit da bricks
KV1NN4: borb
Nigouki: granma likes to watch
DiamondMX: Gramma just wants to watch the world burn.
Redbassist: I got you blue
TXC2: wow talk about underfunded public schools, this place doesn't even have a roof
Boopity: If I saw this as a kid, I would be like "Hell yeah, science is RAD"
TehAmelie: this is aa level from the the Prison Architect style school game isn't it
Strebenherz: tfw a sentient cloud ruins your homework
SquareDotCube: And here I thought it was just going to be a cube of sodium
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the backpack in the lunchroom soaked?
DiamondMX: The one on the table got a good soaking.
Boopity: @TehAmelie Flashbacks to the bathroom woes
Redbassist: No music in detention
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Boopity: Shhhhh they're learning
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TehAmelie: yeah you remember the game where the bushes got wet with not rain
KV1NN4: oh the water level int he thumbnails indicates soakedness nice
urbanvagabond: What did I walk into
KV1NN4: backpacks in the cafeteria and exam room?
urbanvagabond: Is that common?
DiamondMX:
It's not quiet in the exam room anymore 
NullColaShip: There's a school in my city which calls itself an "open-air school" - but this school seems to be taking the concept rather literally
Manae: Are the kids being blue'd like the science experiment? That could be... troublesome
TehAmelie: i wonder if we disappear if we run dry
Bruceski: backpack in the cafeteria. You rained right on it but it didn't change color.
margieargie: One of the ones you went after you didn't quite get
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TXC2: hello raiders
KV1NN4: You didn't drench the one in the cafeteria
urbanvagabond: Why does the cloud have a firemen hat
TXC2: urbanvagabond we gave it one
urbanvagabond: Aww nice
DiamondMX: We did solve a fire. Not before all the cars exploded, though.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @urbanvagabond Cori
LordZarano: Is one of the "hat" options spiky hair?
urbanvagabond: This feels like a game from Japan
TehAmelie: hydration is good for you!
TXC2: Gordan freeman of course
compuNIC: half life 3 confirmed ruined by water damage
Nigouki: oh this is magical
KV1NN4: @compuNIC lol!
iris_of_ether:
Nigouki: this is Heather's level
margieargie: It's beautiful...
margieargie: They should have sent a poet
Redbassist: Oh a crowbar
TehAmelie: kids with an aboveground pool?
gualdhar: sounds like an Albertan kids' birthday party to me
compuNIC: for your birthday, I got you FIRE
Thefluffiestguineapig: We metal gear!!!!
TehAmelie: oh no, they're gonna play Cloudburster to us
KV1NN4: I love this XD
lilyoftheveil666: Metal Gear?!?!?
Redbassist: Thank God we brought our sneak guitar
compuNIC: just don't pass wind and they won't hear you
Thefluffiestguineapig: Please show this to Adam
KV1NN4: Adam and Ben playing this isntead of Alan Wake II would be funny XD
TXC2: "hggg, I'm dummy wet, and clap of my cumulonimbus keeps alerts all the metrologists"
Boopity: @TXC2 ...
TehAmelie: it's also totally believable Kojima would make a game about, was it Wilhelm Reich's plan to blow up clouds for magic sex energy?
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @KV1NN4 I was meaning because he just did a blind playthrough of Snakeeater on his home stream and it was hilarious
TXC2:
anon 
KV1NN4: @Thefluffiestguineapig That too. XD
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hm, does corrosion take a different thing?
Redbassist: Square watermelon
Redbassist: Cube*
TehAmelie: are we Famine, the horseman, now?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, it will corrode all the things
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey, leave that crow alone!
compuNIC: well, now you're just a Captain Planet villian
Thefluffiestguineapig: Them, anyone that eats produce from here ever and all their children
TehAmelie: i guess more Pollution than Famine
LordZarano: Corrode toilet?
compuNIC: you have not finished a primary objective
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hmmmm
TXC2: photo mode is secret tech in a lot of games
Cptasparagus: we soaking?
Boopity: Oh my god, it's literally old man yells at clouds
KV1NN4: Oh no his steak birthday party!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Anyone else getting big Princess Bride vibes from the story interludes?
TXC2: this guy has strong Victorian villain energy
compuNIC: this is how a Youkai is formed
Featherweight_: he’s so dehydrated
Thefluffiestguineapig: We Star Wars now?
Thefluffiestguineapig: STay on TARGET
TXC2: Yeah, thunder!
Cptasparagus: princess azula?
Marvoleath: cloud buck™
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thank fuck
TehAmelie: but does it save to the cloud?
compuNIC: wet takes.
Boopity: Oh no
Thefluffiestguineapig: I was about to take away all this game's points if they had microtransactions
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh no, Cori has discovered the map is interactable
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, so you have to startle them into dropping their umbrella
SymphonicLolita: lol
TXC2: reminder: only one kind of frog from California goes ribbit
TXC2: !break
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KV1NN4: i have to go look for the ost of this game
lilyoftheveil666: This game is currently on sale as part of the big Steam sMe
lilyoftheveil666: sale*
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Gekyouryuu: Ooooh, civ 6 next week?
TXC2: !events
TXC2: and we're back
TehAmelie: sir? are you a bear?
TXC2: no marm, I am a meat popsicle
Thefluffiestguineapig: Forest is on fire
Thefluffiestguineapig: I thought the goal was not to destroy the trees?
TheAwkes: Frog: stop the humans so they don't burn our trees! Cloudy: explodes tents into fire and levels forest.
Juliamon: !findquote little fire
LRRbot: Quote #5991: "It's a little bit of a forest fire, it's fine, go to bed." —James [2019-04-13]
Lord_Hosk: Ma'am
margieargie: Good for you!
GhostValv:
SymphonicLolita: grandma can get it
Gekyouryuu: Phrasing
Redbassist:
TXC2: yes?
TXC2: unless you want sheep to have a 2 way digestive system
Azralorne: Technically most of them are ewe
TXC2: hello Azralorne welcome
Gekyouryuu: Wrec
Azralorne: Lol
Gekyouryuu: Wrex*
Pal_Friendpatine: Wrex
compuNIC: ACAB - All Cops Are Best(set on fire by a danger cloud)
TehAmelie: does this look like an XCom level?
TXC2:
every time someone says ACAB, I always think: assigned cop at birth
Azralorne: @txc2 may that never be a thing
TXC2: Azralorne indeed
TehAmelie: it's all this rain
Azralorne: It's all that rain
Azralorne: Dammit XD
Boopity:
TehAmelie: nice drift
Azralorne: Literally as I hit send I see theamelie
Azralorne: @tehamelie 😎
TXC2: forget super soakers, I'm onto MEGA soakers now!
gualdhar: wow game, wow
Gekyouryuu: Amazing
Boopity: This game is very full of pop culture references
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is very good
Xed_Regulus: Can you come do this to my office?
compuNIC: I'd rather that then a game full of UNpop culture referances
urbanvagabond: So I've been out of the lrr world for a while last I hear Graham is doing much better anything else new ?
gualdhar: when do we deal with Pam's relationship issues?
TehAmelie: it's got a Princess Bride framing story so they clearly have their finger close to the pulse of the world
TXC2: urbanvagabond yeah he was cleared late last year
Marvoleath: @urbanvagabond Graham is in full remission, and Friday Nights are coming back for an extra season
Azralorne: Why is the rain brown
urbanvagabond: Oo nice
TXC2: MURDER!
urbanvagabond: How did u die. A cloud holding a guitar rained lava
SymphonicLolita: more pigeons. MORE
Thefluffiestguineapig: @urbanvagabond I think whoever is guarding the afterlife would pause and be like "that's a new one on me"
TehAmelie: @urbanvagabond ...in my office
urbanvagabond: I didn't have that on my eon bingo card
Marvoleath:
@urbanvagabond You probably missed the newest, fanciest to date Moonbase and their 20th anniversary, there are some youtube videos that can catch you up, e.g. - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kztC_naJ1c0
Thefluffiestguineapig: But no Metal Gear? Every stealth level should have the metal gear stuff
Redbassist: Phasmophobia ref maybe?
urbanvagabond: Ooo new moon base
TXC2: we already had the metal gear, gotta hit other references
urbanvagabond: Sooo many bases on moons.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I was meaning for all stealth levels
KV1NN4: Silent Hill...?
KV1NN4: Wait no Phasmophobia?
TXC2:
when are we gonna get a pacman stealth level?
KV1NN4: lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KV1NN4 Is it?? That would be amazing
SeaDiegoFC: This level was called Cloudy Hill, I think it's at least partially Silent Hill
urbanvagabond: Did our boy cam dip
Thefluffiestguineapig: @urbanvagabond Bathroom
KV1NN4: @Thefluffiestguineapig No clue but agreed <XD
TXC2: he's in the Bathroom
urbanvagabond: Good place to be when u got to go
KV1NN4: @SeaDiegoFC Oh thnaks I missed that
Redbassist: Oh right, didn't see the level name
Thefluffiestguineapig: Lion mane???
Mogg01: is it?
EvilBadman: It appears to just be the mtn dew logo
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that just Beast from the X-Men?
urbanvagabond: Kelsey grammer
TehAmelie: blep
Coloneljesus: that's just mean!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is there any reason the weird eyes are built into the lion mane?
Redbassist: Gooey from Kirby, nice
RealGamerCow: F this person in particular
TehAmelie: i guess we have to make the weatherman spread disinformation for reasons
urbanvagabond: Yea what did he do
Coloneljesus: what has this man done to deserve this?
accountmadeforants: This poor man
Redbassist: One use umbrella
Boopity: He has exposed our crime plans, that's what
GhostValv: D:
TehAmelie: ew
Thefluffiestguineapig: What was that a reference to?
TXC2: gotta wet the dries
urbanvagabond: I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di
jessicaengle: Tomato is a common pizza topping?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Froggy are you just using the cloud to solve all your personal vendettas?
Mogg01: is ketchup on pizza a real thing that actual people do? Actually, don't tell me, I don't want to know
TehAmelie: i think the last one was just a generically sad real life style adventure
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jessicaengle They mentioned ketchup specifically
inconsideratehat: Ahti!
Redbassist:
TehAmelie: i know multiple people who think having ketchup on everything is a personality, but even they have not mentioned pizza
NoxStryx: Intergalacic planetary planetary intergalactic
urbanvagabond: Ketchup is fantastic on grilled cheese
urbanvagabond: Or as a lube
TXC2: I'm willing to by that people say dip pizza into ketchup if they're having with fires or something
Firewhiskers: It is true.
TXC2: *fries
Firewhiskers: It is true. Like gamers, NPCS don't look up.
TXC2: urbanvagabond an acid as a lube? me thinks no
accountmadeforants: Medium truly is mid
Mogg01: YES
urbanvagabond: Sexy tingles
inconsideratehat: Or salt before tasting
TXC2: I am the ketchup person
Coloneljesus: it's not your fault, cam
DanTheMediocre: or just a bunch of salt & pepper
RealGamerCow: what's the last goal?
SymphonicLolita: mess up the kitchen, I think
empyreon: "lemme just top you off here"
urbanvagabond: All win glasses I think
xantos69: Just got here. What are we doing and how does this work?
urbanvagabond: Ur a dick cloud trying to ruin people's day
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is there one more table in the dark back area?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Right next to the kitchen
Rhynerd: we are a cloud. We can rain, we can collect liquids to use as rain instead of the normal water, and we gained the power to cause lightning strikes
Firewhiskers: It is a pleasant day in the city and you are a terrible cloud.
Rhynerd: And sometimes there
Rhynerd: 's levels that are based on other games
thegitrogsquirrel: I think you have to mess with the kitchen
urbanvagabond: Haha nasty
TehAmelie: i like this blep face more every minute
Thefluffiestguineapig: That room is going to smell like dough FOREVER
urbanvagabond: And what ever u sucked up from that bucket
Rhynerd: did this start with a man dying?
accountmadeforants: The Cloud vs. local compute.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, off to take a medical terminology midterm, wish me luck
TXC2: Rhynerd no, it started with a man telling a story to his son
urbanvagabond: @rhynerd isn't that how we all start
DanTheMediocre: All my gamers, soaked!
TXC2: so long Thefluffiestguineapig good luck
urbanvagabond: U got this pig
EvilBadman: Well, you're partly right, Quake 3 is /twenty-five/ this year
Firewhiskers: Pong is over 50 years old
CururuGuasu: Today is apparently the 30th anniversary of Super Metroid
urbanvagabond: Id get this dude as a tattoo
Azralorne: Nah that's a kiwi
Redbassist: Strawberry kiwi
Marvoleath: suare kiwi
TehAmelie: we can't prove it's not Ian with his head covered like that
Marvoleath: square*
Bruceski: I had to take a phone call, why is the cloud Gritty?
Redbassist: Noice
urbanvagabond: A turret at a birthday party seems extreme
Azralorne: Rip
EvilBadman: @urbanvagabond the fun is mandatory
TehAmelie: the only thing that can burst a cloud's party; the cloudburster
shea_wolfe: Can't wait for this on can't draw horses club
TXC2: who knew that a javelin missile was the answer to a cloud
SymphonicLolita: perfect
DanTheMediocre: cori YES
urbanvagabond: O I think it was going to be shrek
shea_wolfe: Oh no it's Long Shrek
Redbassist: One Long Shrek please
urbanvagabond: Wait
Marvoleath: didn't soviets tried to shoot the clouds with missiles? @TXC2
urbanvagabond: So do I cori
Azralorne: Lonnnnng loooooong shreeeek
Rhynerd: Welcome to the Can't Rain Horses Club.
Redbassist: Didn't even have to request it hahaha
xantos69: @TXC2 A well placed missile will solve most problems.
TXC2: Marvoleath probably
TXC2: xantos69 indeed
Firewhiskers: Some
TheAwkes: I hear this guy's wanted by the law!
Marvoleath: why is that uterus green?
EvilBadman: hallelujah
Mogg01: @TheAwkes BODY
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KV1NN4: ONCE
TXC2: ok thank you chat, I was also gonna say this is a uterus
Firewhiskers: TOLD
TXC2: hello Raiders
TehAmelie: some real conspiracy nuts tried to burst clouds in like the 1960s but i forgot the rationale
urbanvagabond: It's so nice that it rains so many drops but it falls ina. Line
matthaus_c: I mean, this is better than Ben's Shrek
MWGNZ: art.
Azralorne: Daunkeh
emonotony: Ah. Adam streams for a couple of hours, then we see Long Shrek. I feel we've done this before.
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theymerLoviatar: why are we drawing a Shruterus
Redbassist: He's so happy to be long Shrek and to exist
NoxStryx: Welcome to the secret episode of cant draw horses club
Mai_Andra: Long Shrek 2: Falling Boog
Firewhiskers: Can Draw Shrek Club
xantos69: someBODY once told me a cloud was gonna roll me
kumatsu: ART
matthaus_c: Shrek looks coarse
EvilBadman: Dripping wet Shrek
saucemaster5000: His Shrek was completely smooth
TXC2: oh no Cameron you fool
NotCainNorAbel: CAM!
emonotony: Oily Shrek
DanTheMediocre: do Not find smooth shreck on the web
Boopity: Chat if your shrek is smooth, please consult a doctor
DanTheMediocre:
we can snow all kinds of colours 
Redbassist: Amazing
Earthenone:
these people react to snow like the residents of your island 
SymphonicLolita: same
urbanvagabond: Is ur home town my home town cam
empyreon: yuuuuup
NorthstarTex: its always pickups as well
Jensling: Yeah, nothing like the ol' hubris
DanTheMediocre: that's the ablative Blockbuster
theworldsmith1: Cam sure has a way with words
TXC2: "my F150 is 300 feet tall, I don't need snow tires"
wildpeaks: Oh Good
KV1NN4: Cloud-Guy from Trolls made this game
Dog_of_Myth: Yeet the hooomans
Bruceski: I used to be one of those people until I moved to Portland and learned that 1) AWD doesn't help when no wheels have traction, 2) Portland freezes dance around freezing so everything turns into ice, 3) we're in a valley everything's a hill.
TehAmelie: "some" physics
empyreon: ah thundersnow, the best lake effect weather
Nigouki: they know what they did
inconsideratehat: "Mommy, why does a skull appear when you do that?"
xantos69: I hate to tell you, but that might gain you ALOT of followers of a specific type
TehAmelie: i wonder if we'll get to learn blizzard of if the Blizzard corporation owns that
urbanvagabond: The cloud type ?
Rhynerd: I think one of those burning trees ran a dude over
TXC2: is a person still a scaily if their fusona is a frog?
Redbassist: I feel like this will become frog fractions at some point
inconsideratehat: @redbassist we can only hope
TehAmelie: quenched with extreme prejudice
Redbassist: 🤞
Redbassist: Oh that poor mans
TXC2: right chat I'm off
TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Cameron
Marvoleath: g'night, @TXC2
TXC2: and thanks again anon for the sub
RandomTrivia:
Hi friends!
urbanvagabond: Hey random
Bruceski: Does this count as ecoterrorism?
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gangalligalax: "Yeah that child is dead" -Cameron Lauder, 2024 ... so *that's* what goes in on Talking Simulator
gangalligalax: *on in
Redbassist: Uhhh
RandomTrivia: @gangalligalax Business as usual
NorthstarTex: no! containment breach!! Oh its fine now
gangalligalax: @randomtrivia good to know ^^
TehAmelie: space aliens, um, find a way
Redbassist: Very satisfying
TehAmelie: "quiet mountain town" is gonna be a lot more quiet now
SymphonicLolita:
Redbassist: Oh hands!
RandomTrivia:
KV1NN4: 11/10 best game
Redbassist:
Thefluffiestguineapig: ok, massive relief, it’s just class on zoom. I thought the abbreviations exam was today and it’s not for five weeks
empyreon:
frnknstn: wp
RandomTrivia: This is giving the same kind of vibes as Starstruck
Marvoleath: are those hands of the people we definitely-not-killed before? D:
Thefluffiestguineapig: so I can conto he to enjoy this
TehAmelie: so if grandpa is making this all up he has to be a total 1980s memelord
empyreon: They're coming to get you, Barbara~
Redbassist: Oh my
urbanvagabond: Random question how long has cori and Cam been with lrr
DanTheMediocre: this game rules
ghizmou: it s in 1990 money
Thefluffiestguineapig: @tehamelie Or have very eclectic references
TehAmelie: i just think it'd be funny if someone our age (cough) is a grandpa
Rhynerd: oh, everybody's gotta be a zombie
SymphonicLolita: into the sea?
urbanvagabond: Is this how the walking dead started
urbanvagabond: Subocean?
Rhynerd: may as well guide a few zombies into the sea and see what happens
DanTheMediocre: I think it is the barricade
Redbassist: Breakout time
DanTheMediocre: a storm cloud dumping petrol and thn lightning striking
Redbassist: Uh oh stinky
QuixoticScrivener: PowerShower, my name on OnlyClouds
jacqui_lantern234:
WELL WELL WELL!!!!! if it aint a beautiful group of wonderful friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
RandomTrivia:
Hey Jacqui!
Nigouki: that is kinda why public bathrooms often have either full plastic or stainless panels everywhere, so you can literally hose them down
SymphonicLolita: day 3466 of me being mad north american bathrooms don't have drains in the floor
nyoomgoom: oh, bathrooms in peoples' living spaces. yeah true
nyoomgoom: for a second i was like "our public restrooms have drains too?" because i got stuck on the context
RandomTrivia: It's Weather Dan the Weather Man!
TehAmelie: Turnissa Jorth is the most Kathleen character name i've heard in years
urbanvagabond: It's such a qwarpline name
TStodden: Such a thing would be... unbelievable improbable.
empyreon: o7
Redbassist: o7
Dog_of_Myth:
empyreon: I AM THE WEATHER
urbanvagabond: I think I've worked with this cloud
Marvoleath: !break
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: hey @LoadingReadyRun folks! who are we raining our vengeance upon this fine evening/afternoon/other times.
urbanvagabond: Uncleanch what exactly
Redbassist: A grumpy gamer toupee
Jensling: So, since I missed the beginning: Has the game done a FF7 reference yet?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @urbanvagabond whataya got?
urbanvagabond: Everything
TehAmelie: well, Cloudy does run into people's homes uninvited a whole lot
urbanvagabond: Who here wants to buy me 56 pickled eggs from Costco
urbanvagabond: Kidding mostly
TehAmelie: i want to buy me 56 eggs from Costco
TehAmelie: maybe not pickled, i've never tried them
urbanvagabond: Can't beat a good pickled egg
Fanklok: Hol up Costco has pickled eggs?
urbanvagabond: The one near my house started selling them
TStodden: @TehAmelie That's like 2 hours away (one-way)
TehAmelie: i didn't think they operated on this side of the atlantic >_>
urbanvagabond: U might like them @tehamelie it's like a good protein pickle
urbanvagabond: Kathleen's rocking that pride shirt
TehAmelie: there's apparently one costco in scandinavia, only 500 km from me
urbanvagabond: Oo that's nothing grabab few friends and slam on down there
TehAmelie: probably not worth the membership. . .
Geldaran: I like pickled eggs, but it's gotta be the kind with beets so they are that unholy pink/red.
TStodden: The 3 closest Costcos from me are... 2 hrs, 2.5 hrs, 3.5 hrs away (assuming no rest stops)
Thefluffiestguineapig: @geldaran YES
urbanvagabond: Can't beat a good beet egg
RandomTrivia: The bleepy-bloopyness of this is adorable
Thefluffiestguineapig: Anotber one! oh my gosh most people think I’ve lost my mind
RandomTrivia: Like a coward?
RandomTrivia:
SymphonicLolita: bless you cam
Thefluffiestguineapig: This IS Ian!!!!
Gekyouryuu: can we bait the turret into shooting the doctor?
urbanvagabond: Floor lava?
goombalax: wait that's Erin Hanson, is this a game grumps joint?
RandomTrivia: WIMDY
nyoomgoom: it's got like the... rectangular industrial platforms that serve the sole purpose of Video Game
Redbassist: Yes please
TehAmelie: now we're the hero of the wind
Redbassist: Boo, no shark
urbanvagabond: Same
Redbassist: It was tornadoes big ones and a ghost
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patbaer: 49 is pretty fine
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TehAmelie: judging by our expression the wind power is a cloud's equivalent to deep farts
nyoomgoom: grandma with a bird grandma with a bird
urbanvagabond: Do they still have the banana suit at the moonbase
RandomTrivia: Wait I just noticed the old lady is a cardboard cutout...
RandomTrivia: Seems moderately sus
TehAmelie: heck these three carrots in particular
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RandomTrivia: Aw man, don't you hate it when you're just trying to buy bananas and some random guy keeps getting blown into your trolley?
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TehAmelie: i'm just picturing the Scanners shot but with a caarrot
RandomTrivia: Gallia?
RandomTrivia:
theworldsmith1: Gallia!
urbanvagabond: What a party
BlackIsis: Wait. I think I know what kind of party this is.
TheDailyMapleSyrup: why not both
urbanvagabond: Talk about a banana split
TehAmelie: and then invent football, to kick the ball
Thefluffiestguineapig: I love her
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also archaeology is people
Earthenone: have we seen a parade yet?
Thefluffiestguineapig: paleontology is fossils
goombalax: oh man she even has green goblin colors
RandomTrivia:
Astramentha: NO ONE does archaeology as a “side hustle,” people COMMIT to that shit
Marvoleath: can you fall into a hole though?
SnackPak_: you don't even need that to get on mine o clock these days
Marvoleath: that's an integral part of that show
Fanklok: There is a character in Yugioh GX anime who got injured at an archaeological dig so they had to perform emergency surgery replacing one of his leg bones with a dinosaur fossil
Bearudite: you don't trust onamichio?
RealGamerCow: Plz do not hurt cows
RandomTrivia: [Don't] Rain on your Parade
RealGamerCow:
Xed_Regulus: All dressed
Featherweight_: for dinner i would answer
thedepthandbreadthofseth: "for what," he asked quite wrongly.
TehAmelie: now that escalated quickly
thedepthandbreadthofseth: are you a cattle rustler?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: hehehe... duty
TehAmelie: the sequel to Suspiciously Fast Moovers took a strange turn
RandomTrivia:
And there's nothing I can dooooo
thedepthandbreadthofseth: umm, did you just start a fire on the moon?
TehAmelie: i think we're just messing up the Whalers on the Moon idorama
TStodden:
Come with me.... and you'll be... in a world of purest devastation. Take a look at you'll see just all the devastation...
dumbo3k: Might be easier in the big crater?
RandomTrivia:
thedepthandbreadthofseth: so, cameron, going back; from whence do you suppose our ancestral need to amalgamate our stuff originates?
TehAmelie: can you hurricane and lightning it at the same time?
Earthenone: @TehAmelie that sounds very very frightning
RandomTrivia: You were robbed
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mistbornhoid: 68 not quite nice
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RandomTrivia:
thedepthandbreadthofseth: woot
Marvoleath:
Earthenone: (attempt at a Queen joke, im tired"
gualdhar: why are we breaking someone out of a jar
malsareus: So, what would Adam do
thedepthandbreadthofseth: make fun of other streams?
Marvoleath: @gualdhar because breaking a jar in someone has already been done
KV1NN4: XD
thedepthandbreadthofseth: ummm, cameron, what exactly do you think tornadoes are usually full of? liquorice and cotton candy?
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: 480? what about 160
RandomTrivia: I can already hear the MrWeebl in my head
Bruceski: Is this when we remind people to use their Prime Gaming sub?
Earthenone: !prime
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empyreon: real Katamari time
TehAmelie: escalating to astronomical devaastation, this is really not the same game as Goose Game
Luminaire_p: She said everything
jessieimproved: it's not Katamari without the tank controls
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I'm told that on the other side of the event horizon, everything becomes amazingly peaceful...
KV1NN4: ok i think i need to get this for myself
RandomTrivia: Naaaaaa, na na na nana na naa
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: what in the katamari
KV1NN4: E V E R Y T H I N G
TehAmelie: i think that had more mass than the sun
FarleyF: i find something satisfying in playing games like Katamari, games where you grow bigger by eating things and such
TehAmelie: give it the ol' tornaado twist
RandomTrivia:
thedepthandbreadthofseth: nice splashback
thedepthandbreadthofseth: wrecking ball?
Boopity: This is actually what's controlling those giant iron balls in Elden Ring
TehAmelie: like a 4 ton cannonball
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are the people worth different amounts?
Bruceski: All people are equally valued
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, that’s frames my bad
TehAmelie: aka thunder lizard. . .
Boopity: Cloud lore???
thedepthandbreadthofseth:
@Thefluffiestguineapig I certainly hope not. I'd like to think we're all even in the eyes of the heavens...
Thefluffiestguineapig: @bruceski Yes, in LRR chat all people who are just trying to be good
RandomTrivia: But what about *object* destruction?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh, I shouldn’t but just a tiny little
Thefluffiestguineapig: hold up
Thefluffiestguineapig: Elder cloud KILLED all the dinosaurs????????
Marvoleath: Cloud, ender of worlds, slayer of species
Thefluffiestguineapig: How is that cloud still a single unit?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @marvoleath Ender of time ages
TehAmelie: my favorite trivia about it is there's probably bits of dinosaurs on the moon
Boopity: Have they thought about buliding... roofs?
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @boopity The cloud has demonstrated the ability to get into caves and basements raves
Boopity: @Thefluffiestguineapig Ah. That's what I get for second monitoring
TehAmelie: i was joking about the Hero of the Wind but now the game is Zelda
RandomTrivia: Hahahahaha
Thefluffiestguineapig: And succeeding at least ok ay all of them
Rhynerd: i’m gonna guess 10.
Gekyouryuu: cloud hair
FlynnRaccoon: !findquote Seattle
LRRbot: Quote #6299: "Vegas: it's like Seattle, but hotter and more southern." —Ian [2019-08-08]
Gekyouryuu: amazing
Bearudite: uwu
EvilBadman: (looks outside) Nah, pretty nice today Cloudy, come back tomorrow.
goombalax: just got my rent increase notice today so I feel that extra hard today
Bearudite: raining jepsens malort
butt_ghost: parade celebrating sentient raincloud ends in torrential downpour - citizens unsurprised but confused nonetheless
Thefluffiestguineapig: @goombalax Got notice the building had been sold probably months ago then apparently the old managers were being too lenient and they were removed to other cities effective immediately last week
TehAmelie: i think this is doing State of Emergency, if anyone remembers that GTA-like
Thefluffiestguineapig: And they for some reason said I could have one medical cat but my others still I needed to pay for
TehAmelie: Jellybag's at it again
aria1027: rain on the fire pigeon
empyreon:
"scope"
RandomTrivia:
Gekyouryuu: amazing
ghizmou: what refreshing honesty
RandomTrivia:
What was that about long, self-referential cutscenes?
Thefluffiestguineapig: This game was charming
Thefluffiestguineapig: But not often yelling “I’m charming to all people”
FlynnRaccoon: !findquote feels
LRRbot: Quote #1736: "Cam has complex feelings about XCOM." —Graham [2016-02-09]
Thefluffiestguineapig: Clearly they made the humor because they found it funny and not because it tested best
Fanklok: You can't tell me what to do you're not my real moms
Featherweight_: me?
Marvoleath: !patreon
nyoomgoom: great assets
GapFiller: the green screen upon which the background is projected too?
Featherweight_: oh no, my life
RealGamerCow: no, I'm consuming sausages
FarleyF: Paul's just standing off screen with a Taser pointing Menancingly
ghizmou: hawt
Marvoleath: !next
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Marvoleath: !schedule
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh I may need to tune into the FNPF
Marvoleath: !prime
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RandomTrivia: Filling that gap at the end of the scroll
FlynnRaccoon: I still hear it in Steve's voice.
TehAmelie: thanks for having us!
whitebadgerwolf88:
Ouch cam
RandomTrivia:
Thanks for the stream, Cam and Cori! 
Marvoleath: !youtube
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