Nigouki: !toot
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Earthenone:
paronomasiac042: it's true. signal.
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shendaras: 39, already?
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Nigouki: oh right, gotta turn volume down after talking sim
LoadingReadyRun: no, volume to max
LoadingReadyRun: be not a coward
Nigouki: but if i put volume to max then then i have nowhere further to go
NotCainNorAbel: Let's ASMR
Nigouki: it's not that you're loud, it's that Talking Sim is quiet
Nigouki:
and it makes me a bit sad when I crank all the dials and sometimes it's not enough 
DrSoupPHD: But what if I'm playing FF7R on my first monitor?
matthaus_c: that's your second monitor now
xantos69: @LoadingReadyRun My volume is at 100%. If I go deaf I won't be able to listen to any more of your content. Your move now.
Earthenone: yeah, cams voice has some special property that makes audio equipment miss it
DrSoupPHD: noooooooooo
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Anaerin: !show
LoadingReadyRun: @xantos69 just dont go deaf
Anaerin: !show override nope
ButButTheJesus: I really should eat a breakfast for dinner during one of these so it can be Alan Wakey eggs and bacey
xantos69: @LoadingReadyRun What?
saucemaster5000: Turned the amp up to 11
matthaus_c: not a let's nope unless all my glassware shatters
Mister_BlueSky: I'm not playing Rebirth for this, and only this.
Pinwiz11: Time for Talking Nope!
Professor_Colin: ANY second now ....
saucemaster5000: who gave matthaus glassware?
Juliamon: ButButTheJesus Is Alan more a crispy bacon or a limp bacon?
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DrSoupPHD: What if I was already deaf? Checkmate
saucemaster5000: get back to the troph
Mai_Andra: time for "Nope! Talking"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @juliamon Floppy turkey bacon is my take
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The_Timo: Hey Adam and Ben, second day of work at a new job! Got you 2 to get me through the last hour now. Love you guys!
Thefluffiestguineapig:
gibbousm: and now no audio
MegaDosX:
HondoTrigger:
aw man, Adam on stream? AGAIN? 
saucemaster5000: touchdown
lochnessseammonster:
MegaDosX: Graham! Adam swore on stream!
NotCainNorAbel: 9.6/10
wearehoshi: My favorite gamers duo hello
HorusFive: Welp, there goes the YT monitization
spinebustertee: Hello!
Diabore: time for waffles!
MegaDosX: Today?
DrSoupPHD: Wow, way to wear the same outfit as last week
MegaDosX: As opposed to what?
Natimus_Prime: Should we run a prediction on how long the pre-game banter lasts?
saucemaster5000: it's okay he'll get it next time buddy
itira:
well well well look whos stinky now 
Unas84: and we haven't even started the spoops yet!
158 raiders from benjamin_wheeler have joined!
GhostValv: D:
Unas84: Ben! No!
raulghoulia: oof
saucemaster5000: we GET it ben you're young
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome raiders!
saucemaster5000: and white
ghizmou:
Rootpotato: chat my body is ready
matthaus_c: no way you don't know who Miles Davis is
lochnessseammonster:
very punchy
hd_dabnado:
couchboyj:
matthaus_c: no WAY you don't know about Miles Davis PLEASE say sike
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Pinwiz11: Wheeler and the Tyres?
Kaaannaaa: ook ook
MegaDosX: Hired goons?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: isn't Miles Davis that guy who's friends with Sonic?
saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c I mean look at Ben
Thefluffiestguineapig: His minion
Diabore: @matthaus_c pretty sure miles davis died before ben was born
frank_the_great: We call ourselves the Wheels. Benny and the Wheels
CururuGuasu: Hired goons?
wearehoshi: Sheeesh
FlynnRaccoon:
Nice - I didn't miss the podcast 
DrSoupPHD: Trumpet Jazz Man
Kaaannaaa: kind of blue
HondoTrigger: ben
Thefluffiestguineapig: Bro
Saintnex: oh Ben
saucemaster5000: This isgenuinely the whitest take I've ever heard
matthaus_c: @Diabore I'm 24
The_Myrdin: I'd be a great henchman! I love gooning
Kaaannaaa: sketches of spain
Blakemcm: read a book
Kaaannaaa: not that kind of jazz
Thefluffiestguineapig: but it’s not just jazz famous
frank_the_great: Seinfeld voice: Do ya like Jazz?
itira: i cant imagine Adam listening to Jazz
Kramburger: No Ben, REAL jazz
Xed_Regulus: Miles Davis had a famous album called Birth of the Cool
matthaus_c: I wasn't born in 1992
gibbousm: Coincidence? I think not
saucemaster5000: yes
xantos69: Ben... are you the New Miles Davis?
MegaDosX: I mean
Thefluffiestguineapig: He lives a long time
HondoTrigger: that means you're miles davis reincarnated
Saintnex: yes
Kramburger: Yes, fight me
Going_Medium: I thought he was kilometer Davis in Canada.
Juliamon: Scat is scat
MacbethSeemsSus: Bitches Brew's a great album
MegaDosX: More than you apparently
electra310: Not the way you do it
DrSoupPHD: It's called zzaj to them
Blakemcm: im the jazz man, bee bop a badda bo
saucemaster5000: they got it last year
Morrigan9: no
xantos69: To be fair. Nobody "gets" Jazz.
Pinwiz11: They pronounce it Jakky
FlynnRaccoon: !findquote Australia
LRRbot: Quote #1750: "She's dead in Australia. I talked with her through the magic radio." —Ian [2016-02-09]
NotCainNorAbel:
@Going_Medium
Thefluffiestguineapig:
wearehoshi: Goodbye Miles Davies Welcome Ben Ulmer
Mister_BlueSky: Eepy
itira: wake the fuck up Ben!
Unas84: then it is time to Wake, Ben
Blakemcm: get that thyroid checked out
The_Myrdin: Wait, you guys go to bed?
itira: drink much?
DrSoupPHD: Wearing the same outfits as last week, I see
HondoTrigger: I remember my first post workout shake
Unas84:
Adam's got other problems, evidently 
saucemaster5000: Let him learn on his own
Saintnex:
someone needs a sippy cup
The_Myrdin:
"I got it"
lochnessseammonster: not sleepy but repeatedly spilling water...
Dog_of_Myth:
Missed the start of the waffle.
YeomanAres: 99 problems and a lid is one
YeetTheRich_: real james turner hours
Mister_BlueSky:
Water? That's gonna STAIN!
Thefluffiestguineapig: That’s the life
Nigouki: don't go straight to bed, go ace to bed
Thefluffiestguineapig: early bedtime enjoyer here
Juliamon: I was unable to sleep at all last night, so I feel you
FlynnRaccoon: Wake up with the sunrise, curse the sun, get on with the day 😎
frank_the_great: I work 8-5, so I need to sleep 10-6. I'm adulting
lochnessseammonster:
saucemaster5000: I don't start playing ranked till midnight
HesGotNoPants: Ben being young I hate it
Blakemcm: bodyweight fitness
NotCainNorAbel: run to the far gym
Kramburger: Ben still living like a teenager who just moved out of home
Fanklok: You can do workouts at home
ButButTheJesus: u go jim
Juliamon: my brain was like "boy I'm tired SIKE enjoy lying in darkness for hours"
HondoTrigger:
you could wake up early and be alone with your thoughts 
Thefluffiestguineapig: You can do exercises with Remy
DrSoupPHD: 123 Fake Street
itira:
Adam over here pressuring Ben to go to the gym
Morrigan9: jog to gym
frank_the_great: I have reason to believe Ben lives in Canada
Fanklok: Define "nefarious"
matthaus_c: Ben is not doxxing himself a THIRD time
Thefluffiestguineapig: use the many MtG cards as weights
HesGotNoPants: I might
Sarah_Serinde: They could do something careless though
itira: me
Kramburger: yes
SnowBuddy18: no
saucemaster5000: (does he know about me?)
PMAvers: I feel like "shenanigans" might happen though
Juliamon: Statistically...
HorusFive: Does Adam count?
lochnessseammonster: 8am is plenty early enough to be awake
FlynnRaccoon: #BlameYoutube
DrSoupPHD: I mean.....
kumatsu: Ben's doxxed himself before and didn't die
MegaDosX: I would never
NimrodXIV: some suspicious packages may arrive
xantos69: I would... if ordering you a pizza counts as nefarious.
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Absolutely
Saintnex: the most nefarious thing I would do is send you cookies Ben
Nigouki: gonna start getting a daily ubereats of 100 nugs
Pteraspidomorphi: I'll admit it
Camthelion:
someone will just send you a nah nothing nefarious. just monitor one day
Xed_Regulus: We might mail you manure as a joke
Pinwiz11: Looking up MailAnOwl dot gov
Morrigan9: i can if you want to?
The_Myrdin: At least 10 people would show up at your house to talk to you and your family. Don't do it!
Blakemcm: grumble grumble, lets nope, more like... TOO WOKE!!!
MrOrange1987: tragically hip fan hate watching you.
matthaus_c: I hate how much you make me laugh
HondoTrigger: I could never
HesGotNoPants: You know I wouldn't hurt Ben but I'd probably order like 50 pizzas to Adam all pineapple and anchovies
saucemaster5000: wait there are other shows?
saucemaster5000: Are they good?
The_Myrdin: Alright Chat. I'm inviting EVERYONE to a MASSIVE RAGER at Ben's house on June 10th!
ztghostie: the problem is that a lot of that content encourages people to hate watch
Xed_Regulus: Too much content in the world to absorb
The_Myrdin: Ben, you're not invited
frank_the_great: If Adam gets doxxed I will go to his gym and say I recognize him from LLR, then do nothing else
matthaus_c: Blair Witch party at Adam's
ButButTheJesus: don't cornersit shame us ben
FlynnRaccoon: Ya' reading anything fun?
The_Timo: Back from gym, time for more weight lifting
Blakemcm: choose your own adventure books
HorusFive: Adam streams like 12 hours a day. When does he have time?!?
Saintnex: hard same Adam
MegaDosX:
But you don't stream Ben 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @horusfive good question next question
FlynnRaccoon: in fairness, James probably doesn't even watch James.
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Rootpotato: ben misses serge
NotCainNorAbel: RIP Serge
niccus: careful, you're manifesting
HesGotNoPants: Surge moved?
spinebustertee: doesn't he move back soon?
gibbousm: do you think if you have not personally seen someone in person, that they don't exist
GhostValv:
shendaras:
ghizmou: @spinebustertee friday
Saintnex: huh
raulghoulia: probably from an highlights stream
saucemaster5000: (we'll get him one day hello fresh...)
Thefluffiestguineapig: That’s a “we googled MtG to make them feel catered to”
matthaus_c: SF6
gamercat88: A&W
Saintnex: Capcom cup?
FlynnRaccoon: Shaker-Cups that don't leak?
HondoTrigger: I don't use hellofresh because I used to live near a hello fresh warehouse and it was right next to a superfund site where the ground had been contaminated with lead.
Blakemcm: Morton's Salt
matthaus_c: Princess Auto
raulghoulia: Ben's a Brawny man
niccus: folgers
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Kipstar: boop
NotCainNorAbel: Presidents Choice
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Rootpotato: 100%
itira: 100%
xantos69: Honestly... That sounds kinda fun
Blakemcm: 1000%
SnowBuddy18: yeah, I would
Mai_Andra: photobucket has been warning me my account is going to be deleted, every three days for the last 10 months...
saucemaster5000: damn it I would
Valkryir: would
orangeleapfrog: I would
MegaDosX: I mean probably
Xenovita: Yes
gibbousm: idea of Tinker Tailor Solder Fry
Thefluffiestguineapig: Send me swiffer products and I will do
matthaus_c: I HATE that I want to say yes
electra310: 1000%
Nigouki: Ben would kill for a SPONGE TOWEL sponsorship
ButButTheJesus: yes
HesGotNoPants: Probably
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh yeah
Simbionis: Yeah I would
HorusFive: Highest view count evr
lochnessseammonster:
The_Timo: Only if you messed it up to start
NimrodXIV: it's gotta be somebody's kink
Camthelion: we watched you build a desk/. of course
Pteraspidomorphi: That would be interesting, since people don't usually do it
PMAvers: I mean, there'd be a non-zero change of Remi showing up.
voslan: No, that really bumd af
Jennie_Fuchsia: more into those water vacuums but sure
bobokiddo: i mean, it would probably mean i would also clean my APT at the same time
Juliamon: That is a big niche
Musicsquid: clean toilet streamer
inconsideratehat: If it meant you made money? sure!
itira: Adam dont make it weird
Xed_Regulus: You'd make it entertaining
Thefluffiestguineapig: We watched you do DISHES
The_Myrdin: I love Taylor Swiff
gibbousm: don't kink shame
spinebustertee: power washing: cozy edition
Blakemcm: can you do it barefoot?
Pinwiz11: Swiffer Wetjet Simulator
Natimus_Prime: It would mean getting to see the snakes, so yeah
CastleOtranto: Would you show feet while you did it?
electra310: Streamer show Swiffer
YeetTheRich_: you'd have to wear a maid outfit
NotCainNorAbel: Ben becomes a cleaning streamer
KV1NN4: aw no cute maid outfitZ?
Mai_Andra: yeah, Ben... sweep that dirty floor...
gamercat88: strap on swiffer
ghyllnox: Is he going to put on a maid outfit or something?
FlynnRaccoon: Sorry to inform you - but "House Husband" is a popular sub-genre at the moment.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: With specifically a Wet Jet? Never. A regular Swiffer? In an instant.
Talin06: i would watch Remmi watch you clean
Musicsquid: show bathroom tile streamer
Naesiir: I'd just want to see the Swiffer vs. Remy smackdown
matthaus_c: look cute as shit in a maid outfit tho
MegaDosX: Remember that Power Wash Simulator is a thing
Saintnex:
show toilet coward
bobokiddo: so would this mean more Remy on stream?
The_Myrdin:
Strap on? ',
saucemaster5000: Remember when monkeys did dishes
matthaus_c: I learned about Squishing the other day, it's cool
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: my kink is anything not on the list of kinks
Thefluffiestguineapig: It’s like watching power wash simulator
HaltBen2514: are w discovering things about Adam here?
xantos69: I regret to inform you that when I see my SO doing dishes I get all hot and bothered.
Mister_BlueSky: Powerwash Simulator got big for a reason.
HesGotNoPants: I want maid ben to clean for 3 hours
Thefluffiestguineapig: @thirtycubicfeetofsalsa I have bad news for you
rosesmcgee: People watch pimple popping, there's a market for everything
NimrodXIV: oof
Dog_of_Myth: Got to relate to the youths.
matthaus_c: one day our culture is gonna be considered erudite
MrTulip: Watching other people work is a great pastime
saucemaster5000: I talked about fake taxis for a whole day. I am FAR gone
Thefluffiestguineapig: @hesgotnopants But specifically his snake’s enclosures and stuff
Masslost: wont lie I've watched English people power wash and it was weirdly enjoyable
Mazrae: Wooo just in time for the talking part of let's nope
Pinwiz11: I'm currently listening in prep for Eurovision, so I'm on those trends from 20 years ago
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Fake taxis? Did I miss something major? or is this a trend outside LRR?
raulghoulia: for desert bus
Athelgar: they did
gamercat88: bring back the HARLEM SHAKE
Thefluffiestguineapig: They joked about it
Mazrae: Kinda for DB
ButButTheJesus: you did like an anti-harlem shake
Jennie_Fuchsia: who would watch me fold laundry
Blakemcm: Papers please skit was huge back in the day
YeetTheRich_: you did the cinnamon challenge
Juliamon: LRR did, in fact, do a Harlem Shake sketch
DoctorHutch: The best time to do a Harlem shake would be the next live.
itira: I hate that
itira:
Athelgar: there was a CH about the harlem shake wasnt there?
matthaus_c: 10% no
NotCainNorAbel: Grampa Simpson 'It will happen to you'
itira: Says the guy who did the watermelon thing
Saintnex: yup
matthaus_c: the cinnamon challenge is awful
Just_Herby: Yep, there was an ice bucket video
circusofkirkus: ah 2012
shendaras: Yes, ice bucket yep.
MegaDosX: You eat a spoonful of cinnamon
Fanklok: Eat a spoonful of ground cinnamon
NimrodXIV: cinnamon was sooo long ago
YeetTheRich_: you could do it right now adam
Dog_of_Myth:
NotCainNorAbel: Adam is a Vampire
saucemaster5000: I've done the cinnamon challenge. It SUCKED
matthaus_c: Adam doesn't know insular terminally online stuff, YOU don't know /Miles Davis/
Camthelion: adam is borg
Pinwiz11: Adam knows Miles Davis and not the cinnamon challenge. I envy him
frank_the_great: Perhaps the bubble is jar shaped
circusofkirkus: it's super dangerous
Jennie_Fuchsia: dont
Xed_Regulus: Yup
ButButTheJesus: pls don't do it
ztghostie: adam just power downs at whatever computer he streamed from last
The_Myrdin: Eating a spoonfull of cinnamon
YeetTheRich_: there's gotta be cinnamon in the moonbase right now
Saintnex: the ice bucket video was fun too
saucemaster5000: You literally cannot swallow it
The_Myrdin: IT'S SO EASY
Dog_of_Myth: Adam isn't wrong
Mister_BlueSky: As was the style at the time.
The_Timo: And die
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah considering you literally basically can’t
Jennie_Fuchsia: cinnamon doesn’t dissolve
Sarah_Serinde: Pls don't inhale cinnamon
YeetTheRich_: but you're built different
rosesmcgee: The key word is TRY to eat it
Thefluffiestguineapig: biologically due to an enzyme reaction
blip2004: cinnamon challenge has been a thing for decades, only it used to be called a joke you played on dumbasses
The_Myrdin: It's EASY. They're jsut idiots
The_Myrdin: *they were
frank_the_great: I love Adam, lol. Man knows what's up
AndrewColunga: "I don't think i'm better than a spoonful of cinnamon"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Suffer, they like to see people suffer Ben
FlynnRaccoon: Ya' ever rolled for your sandwich?
MegaDosX: That was for charity at least
PMAvers: Or the people that were licking Switch cartridgess
NotCainNorAbel: for ALS
Ferisar: well well well if it isn’t let’s talk
rosesmcgee: That was for ALS awareness
Saintnex: to be fair that was for charity
MegaDosX: And it did a lot
MegaDosX: No, it legit helped
HondoTrigger: you either had to do the challenge or donate the money
HorusFive: The ice bucket challenge was to raise charity for ALS
ztghostie: aand then the internet happened
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah it legit made a difference for ALS
underhill33: they raised a shit ton of money tho
ButButTheJesus: hot take, I don't like it when streamers do painful food things
matthaus_c: it raised a lot of money for charity, not just awareness
frank_the_great: Iirc, it made a bunch of money
NimrodXIV: it was "donate or ice bucket"
Saintnex: it was either the ice bucket or you donate money
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The_Myrdin: DO NOT the Ooblec!
emberBecky: ok I missed that one
MegaDosX: Oobleck is a mix of corn starch and water that forms a non-Newtonian fluid
Masslost: so jackass has really warped the world with all these challenges
ztghostie:
itira:
wow Ben
emberBecky: oh
saucemaster5000: the best was patrick stewart taking the ice bucket, writing a check for ALS support, then putting some ice in a glass of whiskey
The_Myrdin: Ben!
ztghostie: next we should take adam snipe hunting
ButButTheJesus: got me
Dog_of_Myth:
SnackPak_: gottem
itira: gobermint
spinebustertee: Ben got -me- with that one
xantos69: Welp we have our new challenge.
Saintnex: non Newtonian fluid
protojman: orbajar
gamercat88: YES!
lochnessseammonster: yes
frank_the_great: The new hot trend rn is pineapple death shirts
Fanklok: Only 30 minutes?
Rootpotato: yeah its callled a podcast
NotCainNorAbel: yeah, that's called life
emberBecky: hope so!
MacbethSeemsSus: This is where Ben transitions to the Raid Shadow Legends plug
Ferisar: I’m afraid of that’s not a new thing adam
niccus: let's nope is probably the most trend chasing stream in terms of game choice
lochnessseammonster: love that trend
Blakemcm: Its.... why im here
Talin06: yes it is called podcasting
Ferisar: that’s just streaming
DoctorHutch: brother 2 dudes talking about nothing has been "the thing" for a long time
Dog_of_Myth: Sounds familar....
YeetTheRich_: that’s called a podcast
matthaus_c: "played them for fools another day"
HondoTrigger: cinnamon challenge but instead of cinnamon its pre-workout
NotCainNorAbel: okay, sure, but only on Tuesday
matthaus_c: patreon dot com?
ButButTheJesus: but then deep down I wish the streamers would care more about the lore
Thefluffiestguineapig: @HondoTrigger Are you proposing you try to eat a tablespoon of cinammon prior to working out??????????
FlynnRaccoon: !uptime
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Ferisar: mastadonus
Saintnex: hilariously enough, this is the second time oobleck/non-newtonian fluids have come up on a let’s nope stream
saucemaster5000: (crosses fingers, eating ketchup with a spoon)
SnowBuddy18: @HondoTrigger someone already dry scooped a bunch of pre-workout and got real messed up from it
Juliamon: I'm going to predict: nasal flossing. I don't know what that means, but it sounds dumb enough to be a Thing
NotCainNorAbel: I want the next big thing is to be excellent to each other.
niccus: neti pots are pretty much nasal flossing
itira: i...
code1300:
this game still
UltraVioletVodoo: who?
niccus: can't wait to punt him
HondoTrigger: @SnowBuddy18 thats why its a challenge
EvilBadman: MaximillianDood is too
saucemaster5000: Don't know who that is and refuse to google it
Thefluffiestguineapig: @NotCainNorAbel ^^^^^Surprising a stranger by paying one bill. Depending on your available assets you pay off a certain amount of their phone or internet or car or wgatever
MrTulip: into the brine they go
voslan: But Ben! That means evil people can do that to you!
gamercat88: yeeting streamer pawns around
Blakemcm: the veil gets thinner every day
xantos69: I can think of something you could be put in.
saucemaster5000: hunie pop tho
The_Timo: I wanna put Adam in my game. He said he'd do voices for a game lol
FlynnRaccoon:
I dunno, RoadQuest was pretty good. Glad you were in that 
MegaDosX: The internet was a mistake
Dog_of_Myth: @saucemaster5000 Why??
gualdhar: who is this guy again? missed the name
Earthenone: nasal flossing, will be called Nossing popularized by little Nos X
Blakemcm: no adam its the children that are wrong
itira: stay there Adam
NotCainNorAbel: god no
CururuGuasu: No, it’s the children who are wrong
PMAvers: Coming soon, a horde of Otaku Jeff pawns in Dragon's Dogma 2
The_Timo: Nobody touch Adam
Haroldholmes25: but im out of my mind when you're not around (hall and oates reference for context)
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Earthenone Lil NasX already popularized lapdancing on Satan 
MrTulip: being in touch with certain parts of the internet is damaging to the psyche
matthaus_c: Blue Mana Tithe baby
voslan: Adam, never change, you are the best of them.
NotCainNorAbel: the Internet is so fleeting, it isn't worth keeping up
raisins4life: I loved watching Adam reacting to things in general, he's great
saucemaster5000: On the scale of Ben to Serge, Adam is in the middle of "touch"
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
ghizmou: trust us, we are professional watcher
Nydestroyer: really?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Precisely
voslan: Unless it's Owlhouse
MegaDosX: Make it like a BBC mini series
Cptasparagus: when does this show end?
MegaDosX: Six episodes
HorusFive: The Duce you say
ButButTheJesus: you mean number not go up forever?!
voslan: Bring back Owlhouse!
raulghoulia: Adam react stream
Nydestroyer: retirement plan
Thefluffiestguineapig: A thing the modern content creation has forgotten is sometimes it's better if a thing ends
Earthenone: dont feel bad i had to have someone explain "thrones" to me yesterday
Fanklok: IDK there's ;ike 40k magic cards now
HorusFive: "The last thing in life I enjoy... that I haven't monetized"
Natimus_Prime: My coworkers and I are on very different parts of the internet and it's so great getting to meme back and forth at each other.
circusofkirkus: "Does Adam Know this old Internet goof?"
FlynnRaccoon: ngl, Adam's reaction to Oko was pretty much all of ours.
Earthenone: just quote simpsons for ever adam, the youths will think you ar ea genious
itira: im so intrigued
Blakemcm: point proven
Oreo1369: Also we can have Ben and Adam + Costar reacting to wack old things or weird IRL stuff
saucemaster5000: damn that story ruled
rosesmcgee: Jump cut to Adam "huh?"
NotCainNorAbel: I want Beej explains a thing to Adam show
gualdhar: wait what? they're playing already?
Musicsquid: special guest Adam on a chillpoint would be fun tho
gualdhar: what is this talking sim?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I will sayt watching you react to MK lore was solid gold
Kramburger: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 26:47.
UltraVioletVodoo: what is an asmagold
matthaus_c: Ben was a tier list streamer
gamercat88: I love being apart of watching someone learn something new, that is truly awesome
ButButTheJesus: I would love a 3-second clip in every Checkpoint where Adam just goes "what the fuck?!"
The_Timo: Depends on the person
lochnessseammonster: i like them sometimes
Earthenone: what is the meaningful diference between this and a reaction stream adam?
Musicsquid: Heather and Beej explaining some dank Nintendo lore to Adam could be good
emberBecky: tbh I think Adam could just interview different people about various stuff and it would be cool
Saintnex: I like professional reacts to their job in video game
SquareDotCube: "Adam reacts to OP's deck" is more fun anyways
TheAwkes: W+P is the closest to react content that I watch.
Dumori: X martial arttist reacts to martial art they don't know
saucemaster5000: ovrreacting videos
Blakemcm: yea those are mid
HorusFive: Ah, the laziest of videos
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh those are clearly desperate
NotCainNorAbel: I have been purging that from my youtube slowly
electra310: I like it when creators watch videos and clips about them and react
SnowBuddy18: I think it depends whomst and whymst
Fanklok: Devs react to speedruns is usually a fun video
Morrigan9: react Can be good, but usually not
saucemaster5000: We should have actors do their roles again. Re-acting videos
Saintnex: ah the basically plagiarism videos
ztghostie: an Unskippable Cinematic you would say
FlynnRaccoon:
Hey - Raccoons are fine 
saucemaster5000: "story"
Blakemcm: shots fired
itira:
Dog_of_Myth: Wow
shendaras: EW time?
Earthenone: the awardwinning expansion?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Fanklok I love the delight of "I didn't know you could make those things do that in sequence! Neat!"
whitebadgerwolf88:
Talkie part is almost done, enjoy the game bois
saucemaster5000: It's a real sign of the times that's called a story
Jennie_Fuchsia: there’s an OBGYN who reacts to I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant and it’s so good
code1300: I think this is more interesting than Alan wake 2 forsure
Dumori: Gotta actually add somthing to the reaction
Mogg01: wait, is the podcast over?
SnowBuddy18: watching someone who's restreaming things like the PoE league reveal to get someone's take on it is a good react
gamercat88: vibing in the chill
hatboozeparty:
itira: Adam?
Saintnex: almost hit the 30 min mark this week
trebuchetboy: I think part of it for me is seeing the creator pop off at the same points in a video I did
itira:
protojman: vibin
hatboozeparty: New save? pog
Earthenone: im going to lie down, stay alan woke fam
Oreo1369:
MegaDosX: Probably didn't save after you did it I guess
wearehoshi: Wowzers
raulghoulia: cause of the colors
NotCainNorAbel:
Dumori: Helldivers is very woke
Blakemcm: Helldivers, is such good satire. the fools dont get it
HorusFive: Love it how hard people can miss the point some times
Oreo1369: We would 100% watch Adam do a podcast with him and Ben plus a person where they react to old magic cards or weird crap that existed in life.
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's super woke, but very satire
Invitare: Helldivers is not woke because fascists don't understand parody
Dog_of_Myth: People are dumb
Musicsquid: Purple Suit and Pronouns
MegaDosX: God I hate people sometimes
Oreo1369: I remember when the Laura stream happened and there was the morning show with James Graham and Ben and people loved that.
PMAvers: Their pronouns are free/dom
dougma: It is the death of SOMEONES society... and I am here for it.
Blakemcm: my grandpa didnt have no pronouns, and he is fine. he cant hug my mom without crying but he fine
UltraVioletVodoo: how
MegaDosX: Of course they don't
gamercat88: Only pronoun you need as a Star Citizen is Democracy
wearehoshi: Wokeness killed my video games lol
MegaDosX: Is anyone at all surprised that people aren't getting satire?
Musicsquid: in helldivers my pronouns are Yee/Haw
itira:
stay in that bubble
raulghoulia: they don't realize Homelander in the Boys is satire
NotCainNorAbel: There were legit people that didn't catch on to The Colbert Report
protojman: yeah dude
TheMerricat: The gift of leaded gasoline strikes again.
ztghostie: Its wild how dumb they are. My incredibly conservative Dad watched the entirety of Don't Look Up and all the climate change metaphors sailed over his head
Blakemcm: Media literacy is dead
saucemaster5000: wait till they decide conjunctions are "woke"
Dumori: @Blakemcm Only in some places
HesGotNoPants: My favorite is that people said xmen got too woke. When did xmen go to sleep?
ButButTheJesus: @NotCainNorAbel yeah it confused my Mom
MegaDosX: You are correct I think
MacbethSeemsSus: I mean Starship Troopers bombed because people thought it was actually promoting facism.
Dumori: @HesGotNoPants X-men was "woke" from issue 1
Blakemcm: @Dumori yea to be fair you are right. it just seems like its getting louder
dumbo3k: It's clearly the Col-bert Repor
NotCainNorAbel: They thought it was 'balance' to the Daily Show
gualdhar: Daily Show is sarcastic, not ironic like the Colbert Report
dumbo3k: Wooo Craig Ferguson!
Bruceski: Craig Ferguson was amazing.
Blakemcm: Yes the Colbert Report came out early enough and before current MAGA stuff, that it truly went under the radar for years
NotCainNorAbel: Ben, wanna a log?
Oreo1369:
LRR is this Wonderful supportive place in the Internet and I'm happy you all exist and I get to be a part of this amazing community. 
AzureishDragoon: Craig Ferguson was the best talkshow host, for sure
saucemaster5000: space ghost tho
DoctorHutch: out of the loop with a show that went off the air a literal decade ago
Jennie_Fuchsia: Craig Ferguson was so good
emberBecky: Colbert was more done "in character" than The Daily Show, he was a satire of a conversative pundit
Pinwiz11: I miss Geoff Peterson sooooooo much
ButButTheJesus: "we got tha Zune! Its crack-a-lackin'!"
lochnessseammonster: my favourite late night host was miss piggy
EvilBadman: Craig had immeasurable Rizz
Bruceski: It was on late enough here that when I saw it I was already up too late and you never knew if the show was actually happening or the hallucinations had kicked in.
saucemaster5000: we are knowers
Ferisar: Colbert is full satire, or used to be, daily show was just a comedy news show that got pretty real sometimes
Ferisar: some people didn’t really get either though
Pinwiz11: What's that at the door????? :does secretariat dance:
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I've decided that I'm going to start saying 1984 was being played entire straight and Orwell actually believed in all of it as a good thing
kumatsu: gonna come beat Ben up if he Milkshake Ducks
HorusFive: Start the clock
Oreo1369: We come for the people in LRR and stay for the comedy & games / skits
voslan: Please No Adam! You are the best of em!
kid_flashionable:
I've finally been able to catch this stream for the first time in a while, I'm so excited y'all are still on Alan Wake 2 
Invitare: James betrayed us
SmithKurosaki: Honestly, I don't love watching Late Night shows as a whole, I just watch the Monologue bits on YT
ButButTheJesus: #blamejames
Fanklok: You already ignore everything
Ferisar: dragons wokema 2 - adam savidan 2024
Masslost: Craig Ferguson on the Drew Carey Show was a wild ride
The_Timo: Filming the show means you just won't be doing streams?
Juliamon: FlynnRaccoon "Milkshake Duck" is when you come out as bigoted
niccus: thank you for your service
Oreo1369: I like this idea
blip2004: my copy of elden ring arrived 2 weeks after you started streaming with wheeler, it was super hard not to watch you
itira:
that sounds like a great idea
Fanklok: That sounds like a YouTube video with extra steps
HorusFive: Just pretend to yell at chat. You know what we'll say
Invitare: you can just pretend to respond to whatever nonsense Milk says in Chat
Saintnex: it’s basically what’s happening with dice friend atm
UnkeptFlea: prerecord it, including chat reactions
matthaus_c: how do we know this stream isn't prerecorded
saucemaster5000: Ben seeing a way to get rid of adam
wearehoshi: Let's play type videos
PMAvers: Just have Adam yell at Milk on a timer every 20 minutes about something they said. No one could tell that it wasn't live.
Kaaannaaa: honestly, prerecording is the future of 'streaming'
goombalax: @FlynnRaccoon "MIlkshake duck" is a reference to a post that goes "Everyone loves the duck that drink milkshakes!" then "The milkshake duck has turned out to be racist"
Oreo1369: Adam don't leave your one of my favorite LRR people
frank_the_great: LRR 24/7, EZ
FlynnRaccoon: @ghyllnox & @Juliamon @goombalax - thanks ... hate that we have a name for that now.
NotCainNorAbel: you could do a react stream of your playing
Kaaannaaa: tv started live too
Musicsquid: Every 20 minutes just say “Shut the fuck up milk” it’s full proof
Ferisar: ^
wearehoshi: This Stream might be pre recorded huh
Mai_Andra: but... prerecording is the past of streaming...
Musicsquid: foolproof even
Valkryir: I literally only get to catch these live like once every 6 months
highspeedhighspeed: depends on the streamer
MegaDosX: @Musicsquid Then ten minutes later tell Kramburger to shut up
matthaus_c: @Musicsquid + Ferisar typo
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Ferisar: it’s fool roof
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korvys: Once streams get over a certain size, there's barely any (useful) interaction anyway)
Nydestroyer: automated chatters
NotCainNorAbel: the sub read is very impressive then
itsr67: I love the idea of the pre-recorded shot
Kaaannaaa: pre record gameplay and mime live
Saintnex: prerecord and then just react to your own playthrough sounds hilarious
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Oreo1369: Highly doubt it
Blakemcm: no one is reading chat. i can say that i cherish this time every week and no one will make fun of me!
SnowBuddy18: you've been doing it long enough, you know how chat's gonna react
blip2004: how long do you think you guys could go watching someone playing a game while pretending it was you
inconsideratehat: How am James eat whole buffalo
Pinwiz11: Beep boop why am james eat whole buffalo
ztghostie: just let AI do the streaming foooooor you
saucemaster5000: Put up a prerecord and see how long it takes u s to figure it out
Thefluffiestguineapig: See DB for a good model
Musicsquid: Fuckin spelling in group chat, ban me 😭 @matthaus_c
wearehoshi: Or at least the game being prerecorded and you just talking now
UnsaltedHam: melee build!
Nydestroyer: just shout at the typical chatters and it will probably work out
inconsideratehat: @Pinwiz11 *fist bump*
highspeedhighspeed:
Marvoleath:
Paul already "did" a fake chat, now just reverse the process
Dog_of_Myth: Just ready to go to the club.
Cptasparagus: @saucemaster5000 plenty of people get bamboozled by the new dice friends prerecord
PMAvers: Oh it's a... great hammer main.
raulghoulia: Pies
ztghostie: he forgot to set his alarm the night before weapon pickup
Blakemcm: Ben a bully
voslan: I had Pie for Lunch. was very tasty. How did the game know!
saucemaster5000: what kind of pie? Strawberry rhubarb not on the table
ButButTheJesus: ok 3.141596 uh
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's one step above twitch plays
Mister_BlueSky: Weellll..
circusofkirkus: does the AI have big naturals?
trebuchetboy: UPPAHCUT
DoctorHutch:
does the little stooping duck have I-frames?
Blakemcm: Lets go poggers. Kkona. Brotherrrrrr
underhill33: i would watch it once
wearehoshi: This guy's like mom can we have Friday 13th at home
SnowBuddy18: @circusofkirkus no, it's artificial
definenull:
Aw crap I missed the podcast
itsr67: dolphin sounds every 5 minutes
DarthRagnar815: Isn't that just when chat played Pokemon?
NotCainNorAbel: AI Adam: Shut the fuck up Water
FlynnRaccoon: !quote game destiny
LRRbot: Quote #8015: "We can just LEAVE?" —Graham [2022-03-24]
lochnessseammonster:
HaltBen2514: then we get Adam reacting to AI Adam stream?
SnowBuddy18: Judas Priest cover Breaking the Mold
Oreo1369: The interaction between chat and steamer is a special connection. Think like this there are 500+ of us and 2 of you in an IRL situation the only time this happens is when someone goes to a show, movie, or something like a TED Talk
definenull: Big chill vibes is what I'm here for
ButButTheJesus: what did Remy have to say
saucemaster5000: Why is thanksgiving dinner mid but the leftover sandwich based?
circusofkirkus:
itsr67:
Dog_of_Myth:
ztghostie:
TheMerricat: There is actually a AI generated stream on twitch right now, the script is written by AI and then they use their own software to animate it. It's based on sitcoms like Seinfeld. It runs 24/7
EvilBadman: Yeah but what your dog say
electra310: lmao
Dumori:
Oreo1369: We don't have to leave our house to have this great conversation & connection
itsr67: goberment
Oreo1369: And that's Wonderful 😊
frank_the_great: All my dog says is "no one will ever believe you"
Ferisar: damn Alan dipped in some marinara
wearehoshi: There was a Jesus AI stream on twitch
korvys: Like your fursona?
definenull: Tall bois
Thefluffiestguineapig: They have the long neck but same number of neck vertebrae
underhill33: stupid longhorses
SquareDotCube: the one-horned giraffe
Mister_BlueSky: "Imagine being a giraffe with a sore throat, like damn it all anyway."
Mazrae: Weird thing is that they have the same number of neck bones as humans do
Natimus_Prime: A giraffe's neck has the same number of bones in it as yours, and that's wild
ButButTheJesus:
@Mister_BlueSky
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, baby giraffes with their necks and endless legs and baby elephants with their trunks are endlessly cute
The_Timo: Do you think gorillas laugh at us for being bald?
Kramburger: On my honeymoon I spend two nights in a bungalow that opened up to a giraffe enclosure. It's hilarious to see one cruise past when you're having your morning coffee
saucemaster5000: got all that neck meat
Thefluffiestguineapig: Look up medieval bestiary descriptions of them
Firewhiskers: Look up Catoplepas
SquareDotCube: "what's with this fucked-up horse"
HorusFive: Imagine trying to describe a giraffe when you're the first person in your town to see it
wearehoshi: Giraffes took the rightful place of unicorns
Thefluffiestguineapig: The descriptions of savanna animals in beastiaries are wild
Invitare: I mean, the first humans were probably from Africa, so the giraffes probably would have been normal..
QuixoticScrivener: questing beast is based off the arthurian description of a giraffe
SnowBuddy18: they were like "what was that thing", that's where European "questing beasts" come from
kid_flashionable: I mean there's an easy way to test this--show a child who hasn't been introduced to a giraffe to one at the zoo
definenull: If a giraffe were to wear a bow tie which part of the neck would it be at
kid_flashionable: odds are the reaction is fear if I had to guess
HorusFive: "Like, it was, like, a horse, but all stretched out. " "Shut up Kevin"
LordZarano: The first europeans to see a giraffe named them "camel leopard"
Saintnex: okay, just googled a bunch of giraffes sleeping, and they are adorable
kid_flashionable: THAT actually would be hilarious
Pinwiz11: Adam and an owl
saucemaster5000: goes -- can I fuck, can I eat, can I like and subscribe?
matthaus_c: I wish I could forget giraffes
goombalax: Adam looking at 13 year old magic cards
Kramburger: The japanese word for Giraffe is literally Kirin, they thought it was a lightning unicorn
Mai_Andra: Jurassic Park sunglasses meme
hatboozeparty: 1.5 Owl?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Never take Adam to a bird sanctuary
FlynnRaccoon: Reminds me of the story of the kid playing with the dog, only for the parents to realize "oh no that's a bear-cub"
frank_the_great: Who?
Oreo1369: Love ❣️ LRR Thanks for all your hard work, Ben & Adam. We appreciate you and I'm grateful. You two and LRR have made me a better person and helped me to be more social and be myself
ButButTheJesus: hoo?
definenull: Hootie is offended
Tangsm: Depends, are you seeing the owl with its legs extended?
Rootpotato: isnt this where the questing beast comes from cause its a description of king arthur seeing a giraffe for teh first time?
HorusFive: Over-under Owls = 1.5
ButButTheJesus:
@Oreo1369
paronomasiac042: at the colorado springs zoo you can feed the giraffes
lochnessseammonster: definitely weird
saucemaster5000: a friend of mine from australia still gets excited seeing a squirrel
Nydestroyer: If I saw a single owl I would freak out
wearehoshi: We have animal with long ass neck and we don't have a horse with a horn huh
matthaus_c: the owls are not what they seem
kid_flashionable: Owls are rad
speedracer4321: Never take adam to an Owl exhibit, he will be mind blown. thjere are literally dozens of them
voslan: I also see owls
inconsideratehat: We've already established that Ben's frequency of seeing owls is #blessed
The_Timo: Adam confirmed to just look at pavement
HorusFive: I'm seeing them right now inside my eyes
SmithKurosaki: I saw an Owl at a convention this past weekend
EvilBadman: Owlen Wake
voslan: They come at night
Thefluffiestguineapig: The owls know that Ben knows Hootie
jessieimproved: That owl owes me tree fiddy
electra310: I saw a Hootie out in the wild the other day, an exact copy of Hootie on the balcony at a senior living community. I wanted to take a picture but it seemed creeperish
kid_flashionable: however they are too quiet at night
Marvoleath:
I really like the comparison of giraffe against a unicorn, like which one sounds more like a real animal, a horse with a horn or that long necked freak
raulghoulia: Are they talking about owls again?
SnowBuddy18: gamers don't look up
Blakemcm: start a poll
joelowe2: 2 headed owls aren't common
matthaus_c: @raulghoulia the second time is the one that blows your mind
Fanklok: The pig?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @electra310 Like a fake owl? They are sold to ward off birds
MrDrLewis: Look up giraffe fights. Talk about fucking awkward.
goombalax: straw poll and its just "Owls?"
The_Timo: Oh the pig story lol
n3ther: WHOA
speedracer4321: oh my god its hashtag Melee build time
kid_flashionable:
SmoreThanAFeelin: And they were roommates?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hold up
Thefluffiestguineapig: IN THE APARTMENT
matthaus_c: they have a cop over?
inconsideratehat: Forest dweller here. Owls are pretty special.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Teacup pigs do not exist
kid_flashionable: I wanted to get a pet pig forever, and my partner won't let me
voslan: Oh that's just Wheeler's place.
wearehoshi: What's that weird tribal thing in this game
ztghostie: amazing
saucemaster5000: pigs fucking rule tho
xdniceguy: i think it was just a fat italian man
goombalax: the cop is in a cage?
korvys: Was he wearing a hat?
Thefluffiestguineapig: They are just piglets that they don't tell you will get to be 200+lbs
kid_flashionable: Because of things like "elevator weight limit" and "our place is small"
electra310:
@Thefluffiestguineapig Yeah I know, though there are very few birds at this independent living community, and also Hootie was laying on his side between the patio furniture.
SnackPak_: way weirder than an owl
LordZarano: Teacup pigs aren't real, they're just piglets
Natimus_Prime: there's no such thing as a teacup pig, they're just young pigs
speedracer4321: wait so pigs are equivalently weird to seeing owls...
DudelidouX: That's what happen to teacup pigs
Ferisar: pigs are cute
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is a well socialized pig
DarthRagnar815: Whinny the Poh?
Thefluffiestguineapig: No
matthaus_c: the canadian house pig
Thefluffiestguineapig: Genetically they are the same
DudelidouX: Yea baby pigs are tiny pigs
MegaDosX: Oh Benjamin
jessieimproved: nope no tiny pigs, pigs are huge
Blakemcm: its a scam
Thefluffiestguineapig: There is no teacup pigs
saucemaster5000: pigs apparently are very good pets it's just a lot of maintenance
goombalax: teacup pigs just get big and then the people don't like them anymore
definenull: It's the house hippo all over again
SAJewers: ben what if you got a pet pig
The_Timo: Good. Tired of this magic mumbo jumbo lol
SnowBuddy18: teacup pigs are guinea pigs
Blakemcm: sold them to a bunch of boomer suckers
patrick_stonecrusher: Potbelly pigs are medium-small
Mazrae: There was a random chicken in the parking lot of the apartment complex that I live in
Natimus_Prime: Magic is a card game ben
Valkryir: they teacup sized for a bit
kid_flashionable: What about a pet cow that lives in the house with you
ghyllnox: The "teacup pigs" are significantly smaller than pork industry pigs, but they're not little
n3ther: It's like the reverse of learning about ponies being their own species
DudelidouX: the world is beautiful and surprising enough to not need magic.
kid_flashionable: teacup cow
rosesmcgee: And when they get too big people flush them down the toilet. that's how we get capybaras
Mai_Andra: I don't see owls in Texas. Just a family of racoons and a coterie of stray cats fighting for control of the local dumpster.
Thefluffiestguineapig: can I tell you a pig fact that is magical?
Blakemcm: Blue Whale
Sogheim: if pigs stayed teacup size, you'd never get enough bacon off one...
inconsideratehat: Pet turtles tend to be the same problem but people are learning.
matthaus_c: a cow
saucemaster5000: Another human
Invitare: shetland pony
Dumori: I think there are actual teacup pigs but most are normal pigs sold as a scam
Marvoleath: I mean, there are small pigs, they are still quite large
goombalax: there's some enormous dogs
Rootpotato: people keep big snakes
Saintnex: pig
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean a guy had a tiger in an apartment in Brooklyn for years
Juliamon: "get caught" lmao
NotCainNorAbel: giraffe
niccus: none, they all poop
xdniceguy: a goat
Thefluffiestguineapig: A full grown tiger
itsr67: NOT get caught?
kid_flashionable: lizard
wearehoshi: An owl
saucemaster5000: a talking dog
Tangsm: Just tell your neighbors you play a lot of minecraft.
matthaus_c: hey I said a cow
Thefluffiestguineapig: Someone else had a 13 foot alligator in a New York apartment
hatboozeparty: Eating Grass, thriving
Ferisar: cow gotta shit
Mogg01: know a guy that had a gila monster in his bathtub
Ferisar: the great limiter
KV1NN4: well 'mini' pigs are smaller than average but still 100-150lbs at full adult size
Blakemcm: goats are loud!
Thefluffiestguineapig: No goats are SO LOUD
SnackPak_: iguana
Nydestroyer: anything with fur is going to stink bad
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also noisy
kid_flashionable: and they ram you a lot
Marvoleath: alpaca
saucemaster5000: I've goatsitted. they are VERY loud
Invitare: goats are screamers
kid_flashionable: Those fuckers don't miss
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes they do
Nydestroyer: fold it up
matthaus_c: you wouldn't download a giraffe
The_Timo: Just bend his neck in half
kumatsu: it's Adam's talking dog, duh
Blakemcm: like a piano
Invitare: puts its head up head chimney
Thefluffiestguineapig: Even baby giraffes are I think five feet tall
Blakemcm: Pivot!
DudelidouX: Ben every animal makes noise some just don't scream
Marvoleath: Giraffes are hella loud on occasion
wearehoshi: 90 degrees neck bend
ButButTheJesus: "mreeehhh!"
saucemaster5000: "hi, I need to rent the apartment above me"
Talin06: do they have lungs? then they make noise
Thefluffiestguineapig: Bro
Kramburger: The neighbours where I play D&D have a goat and it's not constantly loud but you can hear it when it bleats
matthaus_c: maybe I could keep an alpaca
goombalax: just coil the neck up like a rope
xdniceguy: just get someone to loan you a baby giraffe and see how long you last
Ferisar: you gotta remember that this animal you are hiding shits
NotCainNorAbel: 14'
Thefluffiestguineapig: Multiple stories tall
Ferisar: like you GOTTA
Natimus_Prime: Snapping Turtle. They get huge, and the loudest noise they make is a hiss.
Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
Blakemcm: 14 to 18 feet
FlynnRaccoon: I think I could get away with a house-hippo
Marvoleath: Alpaca seems possible, but they are herd animals
MegaDosX: I love that this is the Ben and Adam Teach Each Other Things stream today
niccus: you've never heard a giraffe
UnkeptFlea: ground floor, sliding door, giraffe sized cage on the front porch
The_Timo: Upstairs neighbor has to feed him, but you have to clean up
hatboozeparty: can we get giraffe noises over here?
korvys: Yeah, but I bet you wouldn't have though Koalas were loud either
Invitare: that's because the giraffes aren't afraid of you Ben
speedracer4321: females are only 14 to 16 foot, so get a female
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Marvoleath Yeah, it would be a matter of can you either fit three or more or have it bond to something like a sheep
SmithKurosaki: My building is ornery about how many cats/dogs you can have
saucemaster5000: Landlord really wondering why you are measuring things
Nydestroyer: Simply use the giraffe as a couch
wearehoshi: Tigers,lions are just big cats so that's pretty easy
saucemaster5000: zebras sound fuckign weird
hatboozeparty: Thats wonderfull, thank you
Oreo1369: Adam & Ben something I learned recently is "Your perception is your reality " which basically means whatever you want to believe is the truth, is the truth. Additionally, other people's opinions don't matter as much when everyone has the right to their opinions.
matthaus_c: giraffes are just snake centaurs
Kramburger:
You sound like the Adobe export error noise
saucemaster5000: we go to court
Thefluffiestguineapig: @wearehoshi For real a guy was arrested and is doing federal animal cruelty time for having a tiger in his apartment
Nydestroyer: now what about an Australian giraffe adam
Marvoleath: female Giraffe will bellow at their young
patrick_stonecrusher: Giraffe: "Que que que que que"
speedracer4321: this melee build isn't going well
blip2004: get a cheetah, they meow instead of roar
Kramburger: Eyyyyyy
Oreo1369: Really lightens the load on your shoulders
saucemaster5000: I'm not here to fuck giraffes
Nydestroyer: thats almost an Australian velociraptor
NotCainNorAbel: some pretty big snakes
Thefluffiestguineapig: BRO
ButButTheJesus: Its a survival horror game, sometimes you are supposed to run
Mazrae: With the long neck would it sound like a didgeridoo
Oreo1369: Monkey
saucemaster5000: what? NO
speedracer4321: well the first time you really rocked his world, but this time i think house giraffe has been distracting
Nydestroyer: what happens to the floor
itsr67: brother
MegaDosX: There's no such thing Ben
definenull: Chill and rhinoceros don't mix
Ferisar: b r o
matthaus_c: what happens when any of these animals has to poop
hatboozeparty: Dont they helicopter poop?
SnowBuddy18: what happens when it falls through the floor?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do you know how much they weigh?????
Seth_Erickson: So much cleaning
Blakemcm: "just get a shovel"
wearehoshi: It's literally like blender
Invitare: there is no such thing as a "chill" rhinosaurus. They're blind and skittish
WiJohn: Poop room has expanded to a wing
The_Timo: They propeller that shit...
DarknessKingCoH: But hey, the giraffe could reach Ben's blender in that high up cupboard.
Thefluffiestguineapig: They poop in the same spot and those piles can get feet tall
wearehoshi: When it poops
Blakemcm: taco bell again tonight
Natimus_Prime: No such thing as a chill rhino. they're mean as hell
saucemaster5000: I'd yell "Jumanji" and goodbye rhino
matthaus_c: people are going to investigate the apartment that's leaking dung
speedracer4321: rhinos produce up to 50 pounds of dung a day
Nydestroyer: slowly shovel it into the toilet. Or maybe toilet train the rhino
speedracer4321: would get hard to hide
Seth_Erickson: Same with Hippos
Saintnex: Ben, do you realize how much poop would be outside your building
Thefluffiestguineapig: They have the "nearsighted" rage
Seth_Erickson: Hippos are hella aggro
rosesmcgee: Rhinos and Hippos both real territorial
Mazrae: They are aggressive and bad eyesight
matthaus_c: rhinologist?
NotCainNorAbel: Hippos kill tons of people because they think they are cute
Invitare: rhinos will attack their own children because their vision is so bad they can't tell what they are
MegaDosX: Hippos are incredibly dangerous
SAJewers:
even house hippos?
matthaus_c: I could take a hippo
speedracer4321: sounds like my meemaw
itira: LOL
Thefluffiestguineapig: Any animal that has pretty bad eyesight often will get very angry on sight
definenull: Damn
MegaDosX: Hippos are what happens when nature takes the word "territorial" very seriously
saucemaster5000: hippos kill more people than any other animal per year
Nydestroyer: clip it
SquareDotCube: also their sweat looks like blood
Marvoleath: rhinos just get aggro because they are never sure if you are a threat, better be careful
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nope
definenull: Don't have to shoot Paul like that
HesGotNoPants: Is beej a rhino?
MegaDosX: You absolutely could not matthaus
Thefluffiestguineapig: No one can take a hippo
voslan: Beej is not that aggresive! Unless it's Ian....
Oreo1369: You die
Marvoleath: because of their bad eyesight
MegaDosX: You'd become mince meat
Mazrae: Pygmy hippo??
Thefluffiestguineapig: No human can take a hippo
Nydestroyer: 100 rhino sized hippos or 1 hippo sized rhino
jessieimproved: Hippos are ridiculously aggressive
UnkeptFlea: what about a teacup hippo?
Mister_BlueSky: Take it to lunch maybe.
Seth_Erickson: Actively you can't most animals can't take a hippo
Invitare: you could not take a hippo even *if you had a gun*
hatboozeparty: Pigs can be very mean
Oreo1369: Boars kill people
SquareDotCube: How about King Hippo
itira: a house hippo
saucemaster5000: I could take the fantasia hippos
SnowBuddy18: if a hippo was trying to take me out, I'd just lay down and accept it
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mazrae Do you know there are genuinely river hippos that are the size of large dogs?
Rootpotato: a hippo would crush you and eat you in one bite
spinebustertee: hippo vs 30-50 feral hogs
speedracer4321: hippos kill 500 humans a year, dont mess with hippos gang
Marvoleath: pigs bite, no way I could take a pig in a fight
ztghostie: this reminds me of a friend of mine who is convinced he could fight a lion and win
kid_flashionable: I can barely take a cat who doesn't take pills well, a hippo is an immediate no
FlynnRaccoon: I for sure can take a pig. Because I have had to take a pig before. And it was awful - don't.
GreatGodOm: Hippos projectile poop.
Invitare: CONTROL
teejayrivers: Ever see a video of a hippo eating a watermelon? Spoiler alert, if you fight a hippo your head becomes that watermelon
BusTed:
FBC 
MegaDosX: Steve Irwin, who messed around with all kinds of dangerous animals, would absolutely not fuck with hippos
saucemaster5000: I have not looked at the game this entire day
Oreo1369: 30-50 feral hogs kill that hippo
blip2004: oh good the FBC is here, they'll fix everything lol
definenull: Oh wait plot is happening
NotCainNorAbel: FBC?
itira:
@GreatGodOm 
gualdhar: the tie-in!
Cptasparagus: I started playing Control, its interesting
voslan: Not
voslan: Real
Blakemcm: Control
matthaus_c: Cum
Mister_BlueSky: In-game real, yes.
BusTed: matthaus..
ButButTheJesus: CHEDDAHHHH
Marvoleath:
@MegaDosX and he wouldn't mess with them either 
Seth_Erickson: Not in the US at least
Oreo1369: Doesn't exist
itira:
@matthaus_c please
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Invitare Their skin is incredibly thick. If you miss they will just go on. It's similar to the water buffalo where hunters say "act like you have one shot because you do and then you'll die"
dumbo3k: The Cheese Reserves are real
Tangsm: It's the enforcement arm of Big Dairy.
blip2004: tbh it would be hard to prove it doesn't exist because canonically they work out of a building that messes with reality
voslan: The only Beruo of Cheder is in Wisconsin
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hippos are vengeful but not as bad as cape buffalo
voslan: So State level at best.
ButButTheJesus: break time for music
BusTed:
Kramburger: Control free on gamepass right now, gamers
Nydestroyer: wow first time they have done this
Oreo1369: Does FBC exist in Subway verse?
Nydestroyer:
DoctorHutch: time to run ads
BusTed: gottem
hatboozeparty:
spinebustertee: We don't have a Bureau, but Wisconsin does have a Cheese Castle
SnackPak_: woooow
Ferisar: so whats happening
ButButTheJesus: @spinebustertee #mygodthesmell
Nydestroyer: is adam blowing up bens spot?
hatboozeparty: Wait, is Bartleby supposed to be touchdown?
Oreo1369: Music after each chapter
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cape buffalo will hunt lions, humans, leopards and anything else for MILES and get their friends to surround the hiding place so they can get you when you fall out/try to escape
Blakemcm: Metallica kinda bounced back
saucemaster5000: Reel Big Fish is timeless
jessieimproved: I'm seriously thinking of buying 311 tickets for this August
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also there was genuinely a federal cheese reserve in the US
Oreo1369: -5 years old in 1997
LithelyUnshod: Reload as well
Juliamon: hatboozeparty It wasn't intended to be but Bartleby is a strange thing
EvilBadman: Load was the first after Black album soooo
SnackPak_: Load and Reload are better than St Anger
speedracer4321: dave matthews band will be good as long as weed is still a thing
frank_the_great: RBF fell off after monkeys for nothing
spinebustertee: unstuck in time
The_Timo: Stuck in time maybe
matthaus_c: Miles Davis is timeless
SnowBuddy18: it's timeless in that it's the same all the time
twistedsylvan: I love Reel Big FIsh, but they are FIRMLY in 1993
mistbornhoid: Alkaline Trio just came out with a new Album and I think they are still hitting the same tone and have aged as they have.
Seth_Erickson: I'm timeless
frank_the_great: I've been obsessed with Will Wood recently
voslan: Even with Weed Dave Mathews bad is still Mid at best!
patrick_stonecrusher: Is Less Than Jake Better Than Ezra?
EvilBadman: @seth_erickson oh no none told you
Oreo1369: Exist forever ♾️ what are the top 5 artists/ bands
jessieimproved: I saw DMB last year actually, always a great show
BusTed: never forget about the time dave matthews dumped poop onto a boat of people in the chicago river
Oreo1369: Timeless
hatboozeparty:
@Juliamon Indeed
twistedsylvan: @BusTed now that is timeless
Oreo1369: Both
xantos69: Weird Al takes all 5 slots.
BusTed: @twistedsylvan truth
Blakemcm: Ghost
FlynnRaccoon: Vivaldi is pretty high up there.
saucemaster5000: @BusTed did they open their mouths for the gift?
Seth_Erickson: The Beatles have to be there
mjiig:
Bach?
SAJewers: how about the other way around, worst 5 bands
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I don't even regularly listen to 5 bands
saucemaster5000: Johanne Sebastian Bach
EvilBadman: @sajewers Nah fuck that. Talk about stuff you enjoy
LostThePirate: It's always a good day for The Offspring
Seth_Erickson: Whether you like the Beatles or not they absolutely have potentially the largest influence on the music industry of any band
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 he made a song named after me
BusTed:
SnackPak_: hell yeah
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Oreo1369: Thrice, Cancer Bats , Flatliners, The Wilhelm Scream, Propagandie
Ferisar: let’s go
speedracer4321: they might be giants are still highly enjoyable after all these years
Thefluffiestguineapig: So Ben also magical pig fact they can be trained as wonderful support animals if trained correctly
twistedsylvan: the Aquabats in five fonts
voslan: TMBG, Megadeath, Dethklok, The Devil and the Almighty Blues, King Giz, and Devo.
Ferisar: oh sorry I thought you meant aqua
Ferisar: :^)
Mogg01: Didn't peg you as a Billy Joel, Ben
itira: Alan wrench worst tool
CastleOtranto: Allentown, Pennsylvania?
Oreo1369: Adam what was that friend toolbox / wrench 🔧
twistedsylvan: @voslan King Giz is my favorite band to show to people to confuse them
MrOrange1987: when’s of the Stone Age and nine inch nails are probably my faves.
saucemaster5000: I love the aqua vid of them singing a dirty version of barbie girl at Eurovision and getting booed
MrOrange1987: queens
speedracer4321: what about the aqua bats? they are a hoot
voslan: @twistedsylvan Them an Ween are the two bands i pick to throw people off.
frank_the_great: Mountain Goats, AJJ, Streetlight, The Killers, and idk too many options for a 5th
lochnessseammonster:
love prozac
matthaus_c: GY!BE, Talking Heads, Frank Zappa, David Bowie and Alice Coltrane
Oreo1369: Citizen Soldier fav Band
SAJewers: how hyped are you for the new aquabats album?
Cptasparagus: speaking of Aquabats, have you heard MC Lars-
frank_the_great: Yep. Toh Kay is a genius
LithelyUnshod: The MArs Volta was non-stop live
speedracer4321: its crazy to think, at one point, travis barker was in the aqua bats.
blip2004: Avatar does a good live show, but so far no Canadian locations for tour this year
MrOrange1987: I’ve become more open to pop in my old age. going to see Olivia Rodrigo next week.
Ferisar: yeah shut the fuck up content men
I_Luv_Pokeymanz: Mastodon, Alice in Chains, Mars Volta, Depeche Mode, ABBA
DoctorHutch: Mountain Goats concerts get the best background chats about songs
Ferisar: mastadon pog
Seth_Erickson: I've listened to so little of all of these bands that are being mentioned alas this conversation is beyond me.
Jennie_Fuchsia: love that suiting damn
SnackPak_: NOFX giving Underoath shit is peak NOFX
twistedsylvan: I saw Beast in Black last year with Dance With The Dead as an opener, they did both those bits. DWTD didn't say a word, and BIB did a lot of crowd work
inconsideratehat: Oh nice I like Mastodon
LostThePirate: I love how "Dad Rock" has evolved from The Rollings Stones and The Eagles to, like, Blink 182 and Green Day and Linkin Park, haha.
Jobot180: I recently saw Weezer with the Pixies opening. The Pixies just played music, but Weezer put on a show.
speedracer4321: anbother band that is good recorded but trash live is my chemicqal romance. one of the worst sets ive ever watched live
Oreo1369: Speaking of music I properly listened to PHONK for the first time in my life, and it was good. To be fair though like like dubstep and heavy metal.
Blakemcm: There is no way they were good
BusTed: I have seen a few of their shows.
Seth_Erickson: I know exactly one Weezer song
Seth_Erickson: it is a banger though
matthaus_c: man I wish Morrissey would fucking play chubby bunny with mouthfuls of concrete
klace26: @speedracer4321 i love their live set lmao
Jobot180: They were fun. Good showmen
jessieimproved: Weezer really fell off for me
SnowBuddy18: Rivers is just a big weirdo
saucemaster5000: Best Concert I've been to was Morris Day and the Time and Ohio players opening for MC Hammer (hammer sucked, the rest ruled)
Ferisar: they wheezed it up
Mister_BlueSky: Offspring rips.
Blakemcm: The offspring is my guilty pleasure.
aussie_rob_w: My sinuses!
Musicsquid: seeing weezer in September, not sure how much to look forward to it
saucemaster5000: I saw Alien Ant Farm at a dive bar in washington. It was real sad.
korvys: It was CGI, but yeah, it's great
lochnessseammonster:
i saw weezer last summer and it was a fun show... but i did see it for free
BusTed: crazy taxi song, always
inconsideratehat: Aqua absolutely slapped a year and a half ago
speedracer4321: @klace26 i mean it was the year their second album came out and they were out with green day, but they were awful. no stage presence and the music didn't sound good. maybe thye've improved
aussie_rob_w: @saucemaster5000 before or after Smooth Criminal?
itira:
I fuckin HATED the Offspring in highschool
kumatsu: I saw Bouncing Souls a decade after and it was extremely dissapointing
saucemaster5000: @aussie_rob_w after
w1gum: my first concert was deftones in roseland ballroom when i was like 15
w1gum: it was wild
aussie_rob_w: oh no
underhill33: pls no
jessieimproved: shhh
BusTed: 👴
Dumori: Gonna date my self but Mindless Self indulgence is timeless for me
twistedsylvan: BEN
klace26: @speedracer4321 oh god yeah, that was a rough time. they have massively improved
Saintnex: UGHHH
Mazrae: Ben plz
underhill33: my bones
LostThePirate: I saw BFS live a couple times; they put on a fun show
Saintnex: BEN Pls
Seth_Erickson: Why are you bowling for soups!
twistedsylvan: STOP REMINDING US OF THE INEXORABLE MARCH OF TIME
Oreo1369: I was 2 in 2005
SnackPak_: Deftones rip
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't think I've ever been to a concert
BusTed: I think my first concert was Savage Garden.
Oreo1369: Damn time is wack
DoctorHutch: If That 70s show came out this year, the same time difference would put it at 2001.
jessieimproved: My first concert was pre-Nookie Limp Bizkit
EvilBadman: Marty McFly would time travel to 1994.
w1gum:
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Ferisar: hmmmm
Mazrae: My first two "concerts" I went to were Lindsey Stirling and Pentatonix
saucemaster5000: Korn timeless of course
Thefluffiestguineapig: Perks and downsides of being an incredibly overprotected child
speedracer4321: im still said covid took fountain of waynes' lead singer from us. Stacy's mom eternally a banger
DarknessKingCoH: The Phantom Menace came out 25 years ago
Blakemcm: Ghost put on my favorite concert
Candle333: This is some great commentation what is the guys names?
Mister_BlueSky: My first concert was Incubus. They still kinda hold up, tbh.
voslan: My frist concert was B-52's.
Dumori: Timeless as in I can still put them on and jam.
darkhalcyon: First concert was They Might Be Giants
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DarknessKingCoH Bro.......
Musicsquid: First show was MCR and Muse, was a banger
teejayrivers:
Mindless self-indulgence is very timeless. Not the band, but the concept
BusTed: truly, madly, deeply
itira: My first concert was The Backstreet Boys *aggressive dab*
saucemaster5000: Oh I saw Blondie live and that was fucking amazing
HaltBen2514: mine was p!nk just the other day!
CururuGuasu: Mine was Three Dog Night
kumatsu: my first concert was Sugar Ray
HaltBen2514: I’m not a concert person
Oreo1369: They part of LRR
Seth_Erickson: My first concert was The Game Awards 10 years of games concert
matthaus_c: Kanye made some timeless stuff before he mysteriously died after Graduation
LadyAtarka: What up nerds
twistedsylvan: My first ever concert I think was Aerosmith, with ZZ Top opening
jessieimproved: Best concert I've ever seen is Kansas. Both times I've seen them.
Oreo1369: First concert I ever went to was Trans-Siberian orchestra
itira:
Adam is mean
n3ther: they have names??
SnackPak_: @CururuGuasu Same! did you're parents take you too?
saucemaster5000: @itira that is deply based
Natimus_Prime: My first concert was technically Randy Travis, but I was 4 and get dragged there because my parent's couldn't get a babysitter
Kramburger: My first proper concer was the Foo Fighters with the Kaiser Chiefs opening
LithelyUnshod: MY first concert was Fred Penner
jessieimproved: I saw Kansas twice 20 years apart and they slapped both times.
inconsideratehat: My first concert was Matthew Good. Gonna see him again this year.
ButButTheJesus: Sixpence my first
w1gum: @matthaus_c such a shame tbh
CururuGuasu: @snackpak_ Yup!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Weird Al is supposed to be a banger live
Dog_of_Myth: @Kramburger Oh, that's a good one
LostThePirate:
My first concert was Sugar Ray and Smash Mouth. Sugar Ray put on a good show, but Smash Mouth was early in their success and did NOT know how to headline an arena yet, lol. Drunk and throwing things at each other on stage
Pteraspidomorphi: jessieimproved: I am jealous
queercrafting_chonk:
First concert was Teddy Bear jamboree and it fucking ROCKED my lil 4 yr old self. Even got in the paper for being goated with highest bear toss
Seth_Erickson: @Oreo1369 I'd love to go to a Trans-Siberian Orchestra concert 👀
NarishmaReborn: weird al is a blast live
LadyAtarka: Mind blown
Kramburger: @Dog_of_Myth It was a banger
Oreo1369: It was great
itira: @saucemaster5000 i cried when they got on stage
twistedsylvan: @jessieimproved Kansas RULES live. I saw them a few years ago and they blew me away
NotCainNorAbel: Mine was Blues Traveler, John can play for 2hrs straight
speedracer4321: my exwife drug me to dave matthews every year, i don't partake in the weed and don't dirnk. it was watching lots of solos and being surounded by people who were high/drunk. weird times
Oreo1369: Went for their Christmas music in Cleveland Ohio
Mollylele: did we all see Weird Al when we were 10?
DarthRagnar815: Does "A Prairie Home Companion" count as a concert? If so, that was my first.
Oreo1369: Nope
voslan: Oooof
niccus: weirdly what's striking about almost all top 5 lists is how narrow people's tastes really are
CururuGuasu: I caught the Weird Al self indulgent tour where he didn’t play any parodies, only his originals. was great!
Oreo1369: Does anyone know Godsmack
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mollylele I wish, by the time I was 11 I had memorized and was able to perform competently Amish paradise and White and Nerdy
inconsideratehat: Yeah same, it was more okay than I was hoping
kumatsu: my clearest memory of seeing Weird Al is he did Albuqurque for the encore
circusofkirkus: I saw Lizzo several times when she was still just a local star
LithelyUnshod: I saw Rush at SARSfest
joelowe2: Not sure of the band name, but the guys who sing "Choo-Choo train - Fruit, Fruit" really slap
MrOrange1987: system of a down in 2005 was dope.
voslan: @Oreo1369 Yes, I remember the mid 2000's
saucemaster5000: I regret selling my ticket to see daft punk....
Mazrae: I was working at an arena type thing and got to see Metallica and Elton John
speedracer4321: I saw papa roach live right before they became huge when ifnest dropped. amazing show with a small crowd who didn't know thier song but got into it almost instantly
kumatsu: I saw Portugal the Man before they got big
DoctorHutch: A deer? I female deer?
Dumori: Saw Slipknot live in Jan 2020
Oreo1369: I wish could have seen Linkin park
TheBearBee: Would you give up being the one child who was baptized?
saucemaster5000: oh godspeed you black emperor fucking ruled live
Seth_Erickson: So true bestie
BusTed: skill issue
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 ohh yeah those are maximum vibes
LithelyUnshod: Saw them on Ozzfest
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I hear Slipknot can climb anything
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 That sounds like my regrets at letting my mother bully me into selling my two 3' binders of Pokemon cards that I kept in sleeves and everything and putting a bunch of the rest in binder clips without my consent
Jobot180: I saw Ben Folds and OK GO when they were doing a small college tour. Only time I've ever been in the front row for a concert.
speedracer4321: whoa as a nativ eof their home land, we aren't all bad as slipknot fans
Seth_Erickson: So what you're saying is slip knot is banned from the subway verse
Dumori: Sliptknot fans is such a broad group
Mollylele: crowdsurf the Slipknot show inside a zorb
Blakemcm: What about insane clown posse? wanna go to the Gathering?
I_Luv_Pokeymanz: Amon Amarth was a blast live.
LostThePirate: Last concert I went to was a nerdcore show with MC Lars, MegaRan, and Schaffer The Darklord well before the pandemic. ...I need to fix this.
CastleOtranto: Funny, I’ve heard Slipknot fans say the same thing
matthaus_c: The Chuck E Cheese Band
speedracer4321: @Jobot180 ben folds is a banging live show
I_Am_Clockwork: ImagineDraggons
pardimour: @LoadingReadyRun hello voder here
jessieimproved: SoaD fans that don't understand the lyrics
BusTed: got it in one
EvilBadman: Creed
saucemaster5000: It's definitely dave matthews
Thefluffiestguineapig: No hesitation, all net
voslan: Yep, Dave Mathews alright, Subway is only edible when High
Dumori: Nah it;s some mid tier Pop Punk band
FlynnRaccoon: #FullCircle
Jennie_Fuchsia: I hung out with Slipknot once by accident and it was WEIRD
circusofkirkus: Olivia will be so pissed
twistedsylvan: got it in one
itira: Creed for sure "with aaaaarms wide oooopen!"
frank_the_great: Real fans call him Dave
Seth_Erickson: What if they hire a band of every musical genre to make one jingle in each genre
BusTed:
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Jobot180: @speedracer4321 He was fantastic. Got the whole audience to sing back up for him and harmonize.
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MacbethSeemsSus: The space between is about footlongs
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben.......
SquareDotCube: Also Pearl Jam
SK__Ren: For fast food "You cannot eat me so quickly"
Dumori: @Jennie_Fuchsia I did the same with 3Theeth
aussie_rob_w: There's a song by Davvn called 2002 and Bowling for Soup feature on the track. Guess what the song's about. Go on, guess.
gualdhar: dude my uncle had a pet racoon
Dumori: 3teeth
BusTed:
@MacbethSeemsSus
Valkryir: I keep pausing the stream, forgetting its not a vod
FlynnRaccoon:
- in fairness, they're also little gremlins
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam, racoons don't have a bunch of diseases
speedracer4321: @Jobot180 did he sing bitches ain't shit? its my favorite live experience with him. we got it live with bob saget on the phone before he died was so cool
voslan: Ben Ulmur, he died of Umlur deases.....
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Possums are rad
I_Am_Clockwork: what if its something like Creed
Seth_Erickson: The advent of only eating subway has changed Raccoons drastically
Saintnex: I still remember when a raccoon trapped on the outside of a building breaking the internet/twitter
Sogheim: possums are dumb but in a fun way
inconsideratehat: Possums eat ticks, GOAT
speedracer4321: aren't we all, basically giant racoons?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I love them too but rescuing one and having it in your house??
matthaus_c: my partner has assigned me a raccoon as a fursona
Thefluffiestguineapig: @inconsideratehat Correct
Mister_BlueSky: Raccoons were living in our attic, gave me migraines for months on end, hate 'em for that.
HaltBen2514: why do you put an o in front of possum in North America
pardimour: @LoadingReadyRun could you sort out your youtube lets nope playlist so that I know I have not missed anything?
itira: Buncha trash panda's
Blakemcm: Visually / stylistically this is a banger of a game
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c That is incredibly accurate
speedracer4321: i didn't know people go assigned fursonas, the things i learn on lets nope
matthaus_c: hey what's that supposed to mean
Jobot180: @speedracer4321 I don't remember him doing that one. We did have a lot of fun with Song for the Dumped.
pardimour: thx
Thefluffiestguineapig: @HaltBen2514 Technically because it's a genuinely different species
Oreo1369: It goes by the oldest on the top of the list
Oreo1369: If you had the most recent we would see new videos first
Cptasparagus: wow wait you're being nice to a vod watcher now?
Kramburger: Ben's an Otter
pardimour: it cuts off at some point
The_Timo: Better if it's assigned
Blakemcm: Ben is a Labrador
MegaDosX: @Kramburger No but what's his fursona
paintingwithcamerachey: Just another vod watcher too
Seth_Erickson: Does the Subway Verse assign you a Fursona?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: making a fursona is just character creation
inconsideratehat: LOL
Thefluffiestguineapig: As a fun thing sure, but as a you MUST get the costume as everything
hatboozeparty: Im pretty sure ben is a bear
speedracer4321: hm learn something new everyday, that's why i come to LRR
goombalax: I mean you saw that bidoof...
Seth_Erickson: Graham is an otter so I've been told
kimmiekoneko: you're a red panda, i mean gaywise
Thefluffiestguineapig: Graham's an otter
Kramburger: Thankyou for dunking my layup
Oreo1369: How do you figure out what you are?
saucemaster5000: my fursona is the bigger version of myself
FlynnRaccoon: Adam strikes me as more of a giraffe
hatboozeparty: A giraffe
voslan: A Bull
SnackPak_: oh honey
MegaDosX: A rhino
kimmiekoneko: don't tell him he's a himbo
n3ther: ????
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooooo
Thefluffiestguineapig: hahahhahahhahaahha
SquareDotCube: A gibbon?
speedracer4321: bear cub?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh, my face hurts from laughing at that
Blakemcm: Silverback
aussie_rob_w: Adam knows what he's talking about
n3ther: that was too funny
paintingwithcamerachey: I am called panda, dark circles under my eyes
patrick_stonecrusher:
I got told by a homeless person that l "no homo - you look like a -bird-, with your beady little eyes" ???
Seth_Erickson: How many alternate realites apart are the Queeroverse and Subway Verse
Blakemcm: The best gorilla
itira: Adam is a sneaky snake
Mister_BlueSky: I can't explain why, but Adam's a ferret to me.
couchboyj: Do you care what you are? If not, honey badger.
MegaDosX: Yeah, I'd say bear is accurate enough
matthaus_c: could be both!
Marvoleath: @HaltBen2514 why don't you do that? it means "white dog" in one of the native speeches. Non-english languages also use that name, opos or oppossum
kimmiekoneko: ferrets are slippery bastards
Seth_Erickson: I'd reckon bear is the most correct there.
speedracer4321: duckbilled platypus for sure
Thefluffiestguineapig: @paintingwithcamerachey Then many neurodivergents would be various versions of panda+ whatever since we are tired
SnackPak_: now this or than just dropped
inconsideratehat: Let's go with queerverse first
SquareDotCube: A platypus at this rate
SnackPak_: new*
The_Timo: Donkey?
Astramentha: ferret because L O M G
aussie_rob_w: In Australian news, the Tasmanian Devils got in legal trouble from Warner Bros. Things got easier when WB was informed the Tasmanian Devil is in fact a real animal.
hatboozeparty: The dragon took the donkey seriously
saucemaster5000: Ben calling jackasses like they see it
ghyllnox:
@aussie_rob_w
DoctorHutch: accurate
Blakemcm: Donkey is good at laughing
Thefluffiestguineapig: @aussie_rob_w Sigh, oh American corporations
itira:
n3ther: hahaha
Seth_Erickson: He'd be assigned a Giraffe as a fursona for sure
goombalax: the donkey in Aggretsuko
Jobot180: Pregnant pause
NarishmaReborn: adam now starring in the shrek musical
speedracer4321: he realized hes a donkey in the subway verse
Sogheim: that big dragon lady in Shrek took donkey seriously
lochnessseammonster:
paintingwithcamerachey: Oh adam
NarishmaReborn: legit it actually is
circusofkirkus: ????
n3ther: not a scaly smh
matthaus_c: wha
itira: youre telling me
hatboozeparty: Bold statement.
speedracer4321: i feel like this would be a perfect moment for another musical chapter
circusofkirkus: canceled
shendaras: wow
matthaus_c: Lady Dimitrescu
kimmiekoneko: -2
n3ther: he doesn't know
SnackPak_: hot take
hatboozeparty: we riot
saucemaster5000: You wouldn't fuck a car
Blakemcm: Whatabout... Dragons Fucking Cars?
circusofkirkus: clip it and cancel him
xantos69: WOW. You think you know somebody.
Mister_BlueSky: Just haven't met the right dragon. *wink*
Seth_Erickson: How do we get more Dragons Adam
goombalax: Milkshake duck moment
Dreamlettuce: It doesn't matter if you find dragons attractive. It's whether dragons find YOU attractive.
PMAvers: Not with that attitude, mister.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Ben is so right
queercrafting_chonk: Canceled
itira: that if you had the chance... you wouldnt fuck a DRAGON?
Seth_Erickson: if they can't be fucked
ghizmou: do you know your audience?
niccus: yeah adam definitely doesn't have a fursona
Dumori: hottest take yet
Dog_of_Myth: RIP Adam
n3ther: it was a nice run
Sogheim: not a scalie confirmed
saucemaster5000: this is the end
frank_the_great: Supremely common Adam W
FlynnRaccoon:
You're not going to get a fursona with that attitude 
SmithKurosaki: Wow, way to be speciesist
speedracer4321: they don't call it fuck dengeon and dragons, so clearly dragons aren't fuckable
lochnessseammonster:
voslan: Adam, you do know most dragons are Shape Shifter right?
ztghostie: not with that attitude they aren't
trebuchetboy: quote it
paintingwithcamerachey: I agree tho
queercrafting_chonk: I'd bend over for a dragon anyday
Marvoleath: I mean, if you had the occasion to do that though, like as a fit to boast about it, would you do that, Adam? @LoadingReadyRun
SnackPak_: I'll miss Adam
ButButTheJesus cackling
Firewhiskers: Someone show Adam some cute dragons
saucemaster5000: smaug sheds a single tear
kid_flashionable: Well is the dragon wearing lipstick
FlynnRaccoon: Adam holding up the TOS
itira: WoW?
circusofkirkus: you're playing the wrong games
itira: common
Seth_Erickson: Not playing the right video games buddy
Mister_BlueSky: Playing the wrong videogames.
MegaDosX: You could have fucked a dragon and never know
Diabore: Are there plans for another "this stream is for babies"?
The_Timo: Dark souls?
gualdhar: you never wanted to bang Alextrasza?
speedracer4321: so if like human form alyxstraza from wow was like hey adam, want to take a ride? you'd turn her down
ghizmou: the tauren?
speedracer4321: i don't believe it
Mazrae: But what if you didn't know they were a dragon
Dog_of_Myth:
Adam hasn't seen Shrek then.
queercrafting_chonk: Big lady 💕
Blakemcm: Guldan man myself
FlynnRaccoon: What about the big dragon lady from DarkSouls?
joelowe2: Centaur?
SmithKurosaki:
Just because you're not into it, doesn't mean there isn't a subreddit about it
emberBecky: I think I'd rather BE a dragon?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: dragons can BE big ladies
Sogheim: uh oh plot is happening
Jennie_Fuchsia: if u require your partner to shapeshift they can do better
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam known Dimitresceu enjoyer
Pharmacistjudge: Adam is a gym bunny
queercrafting_chonk: Diff strokes for diff folks
matthaus_c: @Jennie_Fuchsia tRUE
kimmiekoneko: pretty sure adam is going against twitch tos by saying he wouldn't fuck a dragon
Thefluffiestguineapig: Maybe it's reptiles aren't attractive?
Firewhiskers: Oh *now* they pay attention to the game
ButButTheJesus: is game too quiet or just me?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @matthaus_c Yes
itira: @Jennie_Fuchsia damn
SmithKurosaki:
@ButButTheJesus game audio doesn't matter
Ferisar: they’re not paying attention to shit dw
saucemaster5000: I require my partner to accept my giraffe in the apt
Ferisar: it’s fine
SmithKurosaki: @Jennie_Fuchsia dang
speedracer4321: what about mermaids and minotaurs? you'd have to figure out which side was human and which side was animal...
MegaDosX: He's something else altogether I think
Ferisar: nope
SmithKurosaki: @speedracer4321 What if the punnet square rolled double human on that?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Maybe?
MegaDosX: That was my read of the implication
matthaus_c: you believe Ferisar?
Blakemcm: does both things poorly
Thefluffiestguineapig: Was he referencing his wife?
MegaDosX: But idk if it's correct or not
inconsideratehat: That was my read
ButButTheJesus: BRRP
Mister_BlueSky: Unknown at this time.
queercrafting_chonk: @speedracer4321 no, it's *all* monster, no animal nor human
Marvoleath: @speedracer4321 does minotaur have a human brain though? I feel like that's a factor
speedracer4321: @SmithKurosaki is it even a memrmaid if you double recessived a human human mermaid
blip2004: I haven't been paying attention for when I play.
Ferisar: there is one more
MegaDosX: We'll find out soon I guess
Thefluffiestguineapig: His manager?
Ferisar: haha
I_Am_Clockwork: More that he looks after the Order of Things, and Wake keeps getting grabby hands and yoinking characters into his own story? I think?
dumbo3k: Casey maybe?
Ferisar: sherrif breaker
SK__Ren: The other cop?
Blakemcm: Same Lake
goombalax: lets be real, Alan couldn't pull Saga
Sogheim: remember, for mermaids and mermen it's merFOLK not merKIN.
EvilBadman: Lol Door doesn't give a shit about Breaker, Ferisar.
Ferisar: oh YEAH?
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Sogheim
Fanklok: Imagine if your parents were a minotaur and a mermaid but you just git the human genes so now your just some guy
queercrafting_chonk: @sogheim 👍🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
speedracer4321: this is where we need a music al reminder of the plot
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Thefluffiestguineapig (also this for real is funny)
I_Am_Clockwork: maybe it was a spooky Ghost TV?
blip2004: @Fanklok I've seen that comic, but it was a minotaur and centaur
couchboyj: One plot summarizing rock opera please *ding*
speedracer4321: thats a shop vac
queercrafting_chonk: I'm just vibin to this game
Thefluffiestguineapig: The sump pump tried and failed
Ferisar: yeah a lot of things are ambiguous for most of the game/even after the game ends
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's down on Ahti's to do list
Thefluffiestguineapig: Which is always very long
Thefluffiestguineapig: AHTI!!!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I called it!!
ButButTheJesus: the "just=spooky" ones will usually dissipate after you stare at them for a bit
kiringas:
ahti best char 
Firewhiskers: Any urinal cakes?
speedracer4321: is alan a vampire?
speedracer4321: no reflection
I_Am_Clockwork: why is that one urnial stuffed behind the stall?
I_Am_Clockwork: who could fit back there?
Sogheim: bullets are a commodity not to be wasted on a commode
queercrafting_chonk: THAT would be the worst way to go
Mogg01: wait, ahti is in this one?
Mogg01: man, i missed a lot
queercrafting_chonk: Getting shot while shitting on the can
matthaus_c: Alan, have you ever seen Godzilla
goombalax: I love Ahti
frank_the_great: IS THIS THE CONTROL GUY
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is there bottom to this rumor is a great example of literal translation of idioms
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@frank_the_great Yup, the janitor
trebuchetboy: I think Im not smart enough for Alan Wake
Mister_BlueSky: Eventually.
SK__Ren: Is Quantum Break also in this universe?
saucemaster5000: We have a table for you
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Thefluffiestguineapig Alan Wake was in one of the DLCs for Control
saucemaster5000: It's next to the teacher
Nydestroyer: Just make sure you get plenty of beejs
Blakemcm: Federal Bureau of Control, are the ones that talked to SAGA
Thefluffiestguineapig: You've told us before Ben
Dog_of_Myth: @SK__Ren Sort of. They worked on the game but don't own it. But is is referenced.
Mazrae: Do Gibb and Bartleby get posters
niccus: saga isn't an acronym
I_Am_Clockwork: Mr Benjamin, is it snack time yet?
NarishmaReborn: teaching high school is tough but fun
saucemaster5000: teachers are fucking heroes
The_Timo: That's the age where they get arrogant lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: Which was why Jacob's off the cuff insult cut so deep during the one game
trebuchetboy:
@saucemaster5000 
speedracer4321: skibbidi toilet bro
ButButTheJesus: trying to be in charge of any group of kids scares me
MegaDosX: Always have I suspect
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Who do not get the support (financial, social medical etc) they deserve
MegaDosX: Teenagers be teenagers
frank_the_great: Skibbity toilet
saucemaster5000: @Thefluffiestguineapig yuuup
Kramburger: I've worked with teenagers, you just need to treat the with respect and that gets you half of the way there
Blakemcm: Hello fellow kiddos, lets be Based today no cap. here is Sin and Cosin equations
The_Timo: Alright boys at subway, what do I order?
matthaus_c: $6 footlong
goombalax: Meatballer
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kramburger I have done some animal education for teens and once it becomes clear I'm not talking down, I'm making about animal perspective they get on board
SnackPak_: cold cut combo
circusofkirkus: lettuce only
I_Am_Clockwork: say "a little bit of everything"
7gorobei: hot pastrami
itira:
I dont go to subway because fuck subway
Ferisar: six dollar sixlong
patrick_stonecrusher: Double onions
speedracer4321: you leave subway and go get good food, AMIRITE
I_Am_Clockwork: "no no. Everything. Soup, salad, meat. everything"
ButButTheJesus: @The_Timo ask them if they have a pepper bar
MegaDosX: "Gimme one with the lot"
Fanklok: Speaking of Subway, the have fucking five dollar footlong cookies now
I_Am_Clockwork: "all the breads"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @circusofkirkus Lettuce in a lettuce wrap
goombalax: Meatballer is the best thing on the new menu
PMAvers: Honestly, I've been digging the Subway wraps a lot more than their sandwiches lately. Feels like more food for cheaper.
Sogheim: roast beef, white american, spinach, bell pepper, mayo, black pepper, not toasted
circusofkirkus: @Thefluffiestguineapig now we're cooking
The_Timo: Alrighty lol
saucemaster5000: white person sandwich
J_Rey15: Sub Club, White, Spinach Pickles Mayo
MegaDosX: I've literally never had Subway >_>
Dog_of_Myth: @PMAvers Their wraps are worth it.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @circusofkirkus If you're feeling spicy have them toast the wrap
Seth_Erickson: You hhave correctly identified Ben's skin color
The_Timo: Just went because you guys lol. Subway verse!
MegaDosX: I wasn't planning on it
Seth_Erickson: congratulations
hieroglyphica: All I know is the cold cut trio is lies. It's all identical turkey meat with no spices different listed on the box
speedracer4321: Arbys tho?
Mister_BlueSky: It... exists.
Fanklok: There's a lot wrong with subway
Masslost: subway is mid
Dog_of_Myth: BK is the worst
itira:
Arbys?! so gross
saucemaster5000: burger king might be the one I'd not take over subway
Seth_Erickson: Burger King is actually the lowest tier of any fast food relation
Thefluffiestguineapig: Subway always has GF options I can cobble together
ztghostie: subway has been releasing some unhinged items, like footlong cookies and churros
PMAvers: What? No.
Dumori: I'm only sick of Subway cause I've worked there nearly 10 years
Seth_Erickson: I actually like Arby's personally
matthaus_c: subway is the only fast food I will go to for lunch, but I haven't had to in years
patrick_stonecrusher: Subway is school field trip lunch food
saucemaster5000: NO BEN
frank_the_great: THat's insane
Marvoleath: weird, here BK is much better than McD
Ferisar: who’s wendy
saucemaster5000: Unsubscribe
niccus: arbys has good but overpriced escape options
Mister_BlueSky: If I had to pick one fast food place, it'd be Wendy's. No further questions.
SnackPak_: but frosty
queercrafting_chonk: Canceled
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Seth_Erickson Are you American? I've had some other chains that are so much dicier
frank_the_great: Cancelled
n3ther: i like wendys
MegaDosX: We don't have Wendys here
Blakemcm: When wendy's is good, its very good.
Saintnex: oof hard disagree Ben
hieroglyphica: I saw those footlong cookies!! They seem crazy!
itira: A&W
Ferisar: did you get your burger @saucemaster5000
PMAvers: Arby's is way better than Wendy's
n3ther: they have baked potatoes
Seth_Erickson: @Thefluffiestguineapig I am american
hieroglyphica: And churros and pretzels and shiz!
speedracer4321: subway is the Burger King of the sub buisness. give me Firehouse subs or jersey mikes.
saucemaster5000:
@Ferisar I went to barney's on solano 
Kaaannaaa: no fair you have a&w
The_Timo: Blizzards where it's at
ButButTheJesus: how do I give back my gift sub
Ferisar: nice
SquareDotCube: Subway is meh. Seriously there's gotta be a better sandwich shop in Victoria
I_Am_Clockwork: Ive always been a big McD's shake fan
Mister_BlueSky: DQ Blizzards are goated.
Mazrae: As someone who worked at a Wendy's for 2 years I agree with you Ben
matthaus_c: DqFlurry's
DandyGeek: bro. Frostys are for dipping fries.
Masslost: DQ burgers are pretty amazing
queercrafting_chonk: @speedracer4321 hell yeah Firehouse subs!!
PMAvers: Heck, I've been okay with Burger King lately since I've gotten away from getting the... well, burgers. BK's fish is actually pretty good
matthaus_c: it's hip to be square
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@Seth_Erickson Ok, just checking because sometimes people don't know the depth of the horror of American fast food because they have real food other places
QuixoticScrivener: I love Wendy's surge pricing!
SquareDotCube: Then again Ben likes Domino's over local pizza joints so...
patrick_stonecrusher: Wendy's totally isn't doing that whole surge pricing thing they swear
Ferisar: these wendies are HUGE
baltimore_667083: -laughs in Whataburger-
lamina5432: you must have shit frosty's in your area
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Thefluffiestguineapig Was not meaning to put you on blast
n3ther:
Fanklok: We all have to remember the floor that all fast food is fucking shit
Sogheim: firehouse subs need more veggies than pastrami and bacon...
couchboyj: Wendy's breakfast is amazing. Them potatoes.
emberBecky: I'm not sure I've ever had Wendy's
EvilBadman: Skill issue
J_Rey15: -Laughs in American-
MegaDosX: Wendeez
Dog_of_Myth: Culver's Frozen Custard is the GOAT.
hieroglyphica: The only 'fast' food I'm going for lately is potbelly
speedracer4321: @Sogheim love me their mushroom subs they're good
I_Am_Clockwork: A lot of people here in California swear by In-and-Out, but I find them mearly adiquate
SquareDotCube: in the US
ghizmou: a&w is legit ok
Fanklok: Wendy's has them big naturals
saucemaster5000: Denny's is fine and fuck everyone for hating on it
niccus: they *just* started having breakfast
couchboyj: Wendy's has only been doing breakfast for a few years
queercrafting_chonk: Wendy's biggie bag for $5 is excellent, always like the jr cheeseburger, fries, and 4 nugs
queercrafting_chonk: (non spon)
saucemaster5000: @I_Am_Clockwork Californian here, I like In n Out but the company sucks so I stoped eating there
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sogheim The ratios in firehouse or the one that starts with J i cannot remember right now are wild
blip2004: A&W Bacon'n'eggers can be ok if they are fresh and made by someone who isn't hungover
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's top tier
Blakemcm: its a thing for a reason
MegaDosX: It's an American thing I think
queercrafting_chonk: I went to school with Wendy (as in a fellow teen who cosplayed as Wendy weekly for her Wendy's job)
KV1NN4: what type of cheese?
I_Am_Clockwork: @saucemaster5000 Their secret sauce alwayse gave me an upset stomach Xp
Sogheim: fuck I'm hungry now thanks a lot y'all
Fanklok: Fruit is a common pairing with cheese plates
saucemaster5000: cheddar cheese baked into the apple pie crust is incredible
patrick_stonecrusher: It has to be -good- cheddar for apple pie
Dumori: a good sharp chedder with apple pie or even a Christmas cake is good
blip2004: oh the cheese is the worst part
lochnessseammonster: yeah
The_Timo: Has its place lol
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: american cheese suuuuucks
kimmibeans: I mean... fair
I_Am_Clockwork: american cheese is the worst cheese, yes
niccus: do you like KD?
Fanklok: American processed cheese product*
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanking service workers is a true amazing thing
jessieimproved: Get Boars Head american cheese
speedracer4321: ok I've never had Tim Hortons, before it got shitty what was good there?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I8t's not even cheese
queercrafting_chonk: My whole AP Euro class met up at Wendy's kids night to surprise her lol. Whole class went and she painted our faces
Marvoleath: american "cheese"
itira: is american cheese basically kraft singles?
emberBecky: it has a time and place, but mostly not good. you have to melt it or absolutely not
lochnessseammonster: @saucemaster5000 based
Saintnex: tbf it’s really the full Canadian breakfast that I would get at a&w
hieroglyphica: Ben, even people who like American cheese don't believe in American cheese
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's legally called "cheese product"
Blakemcm: Fun fact!!! American Cheese was actually invented in Switzerland
matthaus_c: nice argument, america, unfortunately
patrick_stonecrusher: American cheese isn't legally cheese
hieroglyphica: Personally I hate it
saucemaster5000: Like, I actually put cheddar in my apple pie crust. It's great
SK__Ren: I miss when Jack in the Box's breakfast sandwich came on the Ciabatta roll. That was the goat of breakfast fastfood items
couchboyj: Chedder is better for all use cases
Dumori: American cheese is a weird thing cause you can get good american and very bad
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Cptasparagus: but are they single?
hieroglyphica: Oooo delicious
blip2004: when Tims changed from real cheese to processed chesse I stopped eating there
CururuGuasu: I go with Swiss for most thing
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cheddar in pie crust sounds amazing
circusofkirkus: is that a stuffed crust pie
CastleOtranto: I mean, I disagree, but American cheese is so not a hill I’m going to die on
itira: I LOVE kraft singles fried egg and toast sandwhich
Natimus_Prime: pretzel crust is great
Thefluffiestguineapig: There's a thing where there are sliders in the crust
matthaus_c: is they The Americans
KV1NN4: cheesy hotdogs in the crust! :d
kid_flashionable: Pizza stuffed pizza crust I believe exists
itira: LOL
NarishmaReborn: pepperoni and cheese crust is great
SnackPak_: pizza rolls in pizza crust
I_Am_Clockwork: piza with calzone in the crus... damnit Ben
Fanklok: You think you're joking Adam
circusofkirkus: crust = Totino's Pizza Rolls
The_Timo: Seen grilled cheese crust
gualdhar: calzone-ception
hieroglyphica: Oh that's just classic pan Asian fun times
Sogheim: they made the calzone crust pizza already, Ben
letfireraindown: As a Wisconsinite i too would argue against Americanheese c
Nydestroyer: its just that deep dish mad tv sketch
Mister_BlueSky: There's a place here that puts pepperoni and cheese in the crust, so most of the way there.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yuuuuuuup
queercrafting_chonk: Place near me does garlic knots crust and honestly great, it's an appetizer attached to your pizza
paintingwithcamerachey: No fast food since 2018
joelowe2: Pizza with Kentucky Fried chicken on one side and Chinese food on the other
itira: Please dont say hotdogs like that ever again Adam
couchboyj: There's a place in town that does stuffed breadsticks, which is basically pizza inside the crust
7gorobei: are they hot dogs or little smokeys?
I_Am_Clockwork: frozen corndogs are always a mistake IMO
I_Luv_Pokeymanz: american cheeses (not the kraft kind of stuff) is fantastic. we make a huge variety of wonderful cheeses. it sucks that those singles are called "american cheese"
TheAwkes: I have pogos in the freezer right now. Super mid.
circusofkirkus: pronto pups > corn dogs
circusofkirkus: haw dogs
orangeleapfrog: microwave with a damp paper towel around it
Ferisar: hodogs
matthaus_c: raw dogs
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SnackPak_: hadawgs
Nydestroyer: I know some Canadians say Hut Dogs
josh___something: Hohdogs?
Nimiphi: I was gonna get an air fryer, but then I remembered that its basically just a countertop mini oven with a fan and you can get the same result with an oven with convection
itira: chaos
Dog_of_Myth: Haw dugs
saucemaster5000: Damn learn to speak
frank_the_great: Hot diggity daffodil
blip2004: Pogos require a strong microwave to cook properly
Blakemcm: Say Whhat Whaat Whay?
ButButTheJesus: hodunks
josh___something: Ben's skipping the T
Nydestroyer: losing all meaning
kumatsu: haw dawg
ButButTheJesus: durgers
SK__Ren: hah-dawg
Thefluffiestguineapig: Gobernment
itira: Haw Dogs but you gargled the H
Mister_BlueSky: Hahadogs.
hieroglyphica: @nimiphi I do want a forced air oven though
patrick_stonecrusher: Hoddaugz
Sogheim: the word has lost all meaning
Nimiphi: Hahahehedoggies
blip2004: hah oggs
protojman: dogs comma hot
Astramentha: same way I say it 🤷🏾♀️
ButButTheJesus: glizzies
Blakemcm: Glizzy
speedracer4321: ok say the word hot. now say the word dog. now say hotdog
itira:
He will never see my message now
Nydestroyer: unsolicited hot dogs
CururuGuasu: Hot diggity dog
Nimiphi: HUGS!
paintingwithcamerachey: Iyaydahhawdaw
Mollylele: hawtogs
circusofkirkus: are y'all auditioning to be hot dog sellers at a baseball game?
Firewhiskers: Hagogogs
Dog_of_Myth: Häagen-Dazs
itira: Adam, you gargled the H
josh___something: Hi serge
itira:
yes you fuckin did
Thefluffiestguineapig: @itira Nope, sorry, it's as lost as my delightful animal fact to give ben some of the magic back he lost knowing teacup pigs aren't real
ButButTheJesus: hghghghotdogs
Fanklok: You ever raw dog a hot dog?
SquareDotCube: Hweat Thins
josh___something: Please do not glizzy gobble the H in hotdog
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why do you have a muder site prebuilt?????
paintingwithcamerachey: Hot dogs in the garage
Sogheim: "Nightless Night" sounds pretentious
itira: @josh___something hahahaaaaa
CururuGuasu: ouchy
PMAvers: Well, there's a murder site here now too.
matthaus_c: hawdogs
kimmibeans: Is the game audio low for anyone else?
paintingwithcamerachey: In the garage. Hot dog garage
josh___something: Got, if that actually doubletapped XD
patrick_stonecrusher: 665
itira: Alan!
saucemaster5000: wat
Ferisar: I am the baseball diamond
7gorobei: stadium
Mazrae: Baseball stadium
circusofkirkus: how would you sell hotdogs
nitrosarcastro: how does zane pronounce hawt dawgs
josh___something: IN a baseball diamond?
saucemaster5000: Step on me baseball player bro
itira: sports
SK__Ren: the diamond is just teh bases
speedracer4321: now we will play sports ball at the baseball diamond. Touchdown!
I_Am_Clockwork: the baseball diamond is just the area of the field inside the bases
Dog_of_Myth: If you work in a baseball diamond, you play baseball Ben.
kumatsu: Adam wasn't there for that one, Ben
Blakemcm: Baseball Emporium
itira: hawdogs
couchboyj: Baseball Field
josh___something: HoghDogs
circusofkirkus: YESS
itira: HAHAHAHA
Thefluffiestguineapig: YEEEESSSS
I_Am_Clockwork: The song of his people
Blakemcm: HAAAAAAWWWWTTTTTT DAAAAAAWWWWGGGGSSSSS
SmoreThanAFeelin:
josh___something: YESSSSSS
MegaDosX: "Yes, I'll have a hot dog please"
Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't breathe
SmithKurosaki: MAWP
rosesmcgee: I'm sold
saucemaster5000: I'm dying
MacbethSeemsSus: Baseball Quadrangle
ghyllnox: Giraffe noises
circusofkirkus: do you say hot dog?
Nydestroyer: highlight reel
Seth_Erickson: Wow I've never wanted a hot dog less
SnackPak_: I'll pass
ButButTheJesus: OOOUUUAAAAAGHHHH
josh___something: No
Mazrae: Going super Saiyan??
hieroglyphica: I mean, eventually
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J_Rey15: "I'll have one of the dogs from the banshee in Eisel 15"
circusofkirkus: Ben, give us yours
hieroglyphica: When I got hungry enough
7gorobei: sounds like you just passed a kidney stone
MegaDosX: Is this, to go even further beyond?
HorusFive: but would you PAY him to leave?
Wolfstrike_NL: "O must be one of those tiktokkers"
josh___something: I'd in-fact ask you to leave
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are you ok is what I'd say
queercrafting_chonk: He doesn't stop screaming till you buy one
nitrosarcastro: just run through the stands with that yeah
queercrafting_chonk: An aggro sale strat
dumbo3k: my mom just passed me in the kitchen given me weird looks because of the screaming. thanks
Astramentha: sounds like wenis
PMAvers: "Put my wieners in your mouth" and the coppers show up
MegaDosX: Please stop stroking the hot dogs
matthaus_c: yeah it works
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ugh, my diaphragm hurts from how hard I laughed at that
paintingwithcamerachey: Adam's sounds made both of my cats run out of room
J_Rey15: "Man, I hope that guy belting out is selling some meat"
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
itira: 3rd?
itira: perfect
frank_the_great: Is she baptized?
saucemaster5000: Wait, wdym Why am I watching in the kitchen?
saucemaster5000: wtf
matthaus_c: a hot dog diamond
dumbo3k: getting dinner
hieroglyphica: Ok though, there's a guy who sells papers across from my work. He has a duck call, and he quacks it and calls and boisterous "PAAAAAAPERSSSSS, GETCHA PAPERS!" and I do genuinely despise him
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh, the Let's Nope triple questions
MegaDosX: Baseball zone?
TheBearBee: Get your baptized hot dogs here!
SmithKurosaki:
Yea LRR is clearly living room material at least
frank_the_great: Showing your true colors
MegaDosX: Your development?
Fanklok: And who are you who can command the police?
patrick_stonecrusher: Are the hohdogz babtised?
hieroglyphica: So like, maybe tuneless warbling is better
itira: hahahaha
Nydestroyer: via las vegas
emonotony: Ah, a couple of hours in and it's as it always is.
rosesmcgee: ben sells hot dogs like Stan Bush
n3ther: lol
TheBearBee: TOS
Nydestroyer: viva*
Cptasparagus: weenussy
itira: LOL oh my god
dumbo3k: but she is baptized, and happily married.
Ferisar: he’s not circumcised
Dog_of_Myth: Hello Highlights
speedracer4321: adam has a stretchy long weenus, i need an adult
queercrafting_chonk: Stretchy wenis
LadyAtarka: oh lord
BrindleBoar: I want a cuppa that man's weenus
Thefluffiestguineapig: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult, preferably a trained physiatrist.
matthaus_c: uncut
josh___something: !adult
Ferisar: uncut weenus
J_Rey15: probably not circumferenced
hieroglyphica: It'd fetch a high price on the market!!
MegaDosX: !badadvice
LRRbot: Lick the room.
patrick_stonecrusher: Is hotdog water the opposite of holy water?
SquareDotCube: Is the weenus single
Thefluffiestguineapig: @patrick_stonecrusher Only once it's lukewarm
nitrosarcastro: if you can have kosher hot dog can you baptize them?
Mollylele: is that weenus baptized
SnackPak_: dinger
Ferisar: but is she SINGLE
Mazrae: Just want to see how much of the yearly high lights are just let's nope
saucemaster5000: Is she poly?
frank_the_great: Is it an open marriage?
n3ther: so there's a chance
J_Rey15: "Hey mom, there's a guy with a giant wenis asking you out"
speedracer4321: adam out here slaying htese married baptized moms
ArdCollider: washed in the blood of the weenis
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh yeah
n3ther: what
SmithKurosaki: Cereal?
SquareDotCube: or is it like an Achilles situation
KV1NN4: baptism is a catholic thing?
niccus: only the parts of you that touch the water are baptized
Rootpotato: i wasnt raised catholic but im still baptized
I_Am_Clockwork: They def can, there were wars about it
Thefluffiestguineapig: You need to get an annullment if you want to still be right with the church
kumatsu: that's what excommunication IS, Ben
MegaDosX: Welcome to religion Ben
Darleysam: yeah they've got a photo of Adam in every church so he's not allowed in
Saintnex: also excommunication
ArdCollider: it's like kiting the Jesus check
I_Am_Clockwork: Martin Luther nailed a bunch of complaints to a door one time about it
Rootpotato: my mom still has my tiny baby suit i got baptized in
Mazrae: Just realized that my prime sub expired but can't resub till tomorrow
Kramburger: Some priests get real old school. I know of one catholic priest that gets mad at people who come to mass without going to confession first
emonotony: @I_Am_Clockwork Lutherans allow you in but will heckle you like they're Twitch chat.
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itira: how dapper
joelowe2: @Mazrae -- Sa,e
SnackPak_: did you have a top hat?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @I_Am_Clockwork As someone who studied early modern Europe at a high level for some years I am resisting the neurodivergent urge to Um Actually so hard i will send myself into next week
joelowe2: Same
Ferisar: boss baby
J_Rey15: Man, you look sharp *DUNK*
josh___something: I am afraid of the combination church/Chuck E. Cheese...
speedracer4321: he was, wait for it, a B OSS BABY
MegaDosX: Was it a three piece suit?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the suit single?
Darleysam: won't that extinguish the cigar?
Sogheim: this conversation has had so many twists and turns
Mollylele: yeah catholics age backwards, that's why the pope wears a bib
emonotony: @Thefluffiestguineapig On a church door?
ButButTheJesus: yaaayyy, chat is funny
SquareDotCube: Boss Baby, meet Baptized Baby
MegaDosX: @Mollylele Holy shit that got me
I_Am_Clockwork:
@Thefluffiestguineapig oh I'm aware at the overgenerilization. I was raised Lutheran
J_Rey15: Imma be dipping this child in this water like a chicken nuggie
Mazrae: I think that got babys they pour the water over the head instead of dunking them
ButButTheJesus:
@Mollylele
Pharmacistjudge: in Catholicism you need to get the first marriage annulled before you remarry
speedracer4321: usually its like a dress like thing
kumatsu: it's variable
emonotony: My brother decided to punch the priest in the nose and that's the last baptism our family had.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @emonotony No, divorce wasn't part of the 95 theses, in original Lutheran doctrine it was extremely similar to Catholic doctrine except a couple key points
queercrafting_chonk: I kinda hope priests still use water guns for baptism like they did during lockdown lol
gualdhar: it's a baptismal gown, like a white dress
The_Timo: suit or armor
saucemaster5000: Baptism youtube challenges when?
josh___something: There is one issue...
Dog_of_Myth: 100% speed run baptism.
Anubis169: LOL
Jennie_Fuchsia: I tried to eat my dress
Fanklok: If you don't call take backsies on your marriage then the divorce doesn't count
ButButTheJesus: wtf even is happening
Mollylele: any% baptism
circusofkirkus: what is this, Jigsaw's Baptism?
speedracer4321: did you put holes in the box so the baby can breathe ben
Anubis169:
The Lament Configuration 
emonotony: @Thefluffiestguineapig More than aware. Doesn't mean what I said is untrue.
josh___something: The fuckin lament configuration
I_Am_Clockwork: here's something I've never actually conssidered, aren't baptizms normaly free?
couchboyj: This is increasing the streamability of baptisms, for sure
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dog_of_Myth Then hit the griddy after certain numbers
Saintnex: Ben if you are paying for baptisms…
SnackPak_: lil baby in a jigsaw suit
niccus: and the baby... was criss angel
Sogheim: escape room baptisms, no thank you
saucemaster5000: Saw: Baptism
SquareDotCube: gotta pick up my baptism over at Domina's
J_Rey15: There's a sick frame perfect time skip in the second layer of clothing
MegaDosX: Priest with the "hey chat"
The_Timo: The baptism is a sub goal?
ButButTheJesus: "YOU SUMMONED US. WE POOPED IN OUR DIDDY"
Mollylele: I want the pipe organist to make a little doot for the subs
lochnessseammonster: i mean televangelists exist...
PMAvers: "oh hey free donuts" *chomp*
couchboyj: Awwww snap, we've got Circumcision raiders!
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Anubis169: "...we bless thee in the name of the father, the son, and" (bits scare alert) "Holy shit!"
saucemaster5000: guy who's never seen boss baby "I have an idea!"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @emonotony Sorry, both your name and clockwork's were green and I read fast, I was thinking clockwork had said if I was objecting about it being nailed to a door.
MegaDosX: @couchboyj From a bris also being streamed
Dog_of_Myth: BEN YES
Cptasparagus: baby in a suit is how you get Trump
ButButTheJesus: yaassss
PMAvers: And then a recording starts blaring about the "shoes"
emonotony: @Thefluffiestguineapig Nailed "to" a door? That's not our style!
Anubis169: bahahahahaa
I_Am_Clockwork: Oh ben, my sweet summer child
Anubis169:
guys, never change 
gualdhar: you have to dunk the whole head Ben
circusofkirkus: skill issue
Darleysam: swirl the head around to get up all the baptism water
itira: swirling the baby around
Mazrae: But what do they play for bits
MegaDosX: "Skill issue" - the priest, probably
speedracer4321: yea what dummy baby doesnt know to hokld its breath
Mollylele: no you gotta dunk that baby like a dairy queen
josh___something: Fuckin bodyslamming the baby in the baptism juice
I_Am_Clockwork: there are SO MANY different ways to baptize
Saintnex: ADAM
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Cptasparagus No, baby in a suit being brought to a priest who refuses to baptized and parents still claim he was is how you get Trump
Dog_of_Myth: Baptism Au Jus
Musicsquid: Necron Voice: Does not remember actual baptism too long ago
emboar2235: hi spoopers, i just had another day of training at a local zoo and the owls were adorable
NotCainNorAbel: 100,000 channel points to hold them under for 10second
EvilBadman: Baby needs to learn how to handle holy water
The_Timo: God's will
Father_Rhys: depends on the church. at the ones I've gone to, they pour water over your forehead, but you're not dunked
Astramentha: baby’s not his own until AFTER the baptism
ButButTheJesus: I've never seen a baby submerged, only seen the priest cup hand and put water on head
rosesmcgee: Batpism didn't complete. Baby going to purgatory
itira: LOL
Thefluffiestguineapig: @I_Am_Clockwork Yup, full dunking is very rare but it's funnier to watch them
ButButTheJesus: @emboar2235 cuuuute
Anubis169: LOL
josh___something: AHAHAHAH
emonotony: @Thefluffiestguineapig I was raised Lutheran too I will sass 'em til the day I die. Uh, actually, at least a decade longer now that I think about it.
SmoreThanAFeelin:
Rootpotato: "thank you 'gamer42069' for the 5 gift Baptisms"
Thefluffiestguineapig: My face hurts
Dog_of_Myth:
speedracer4321: im always worried aboot my fucking ice cream
Mollylele: thank you john316 for the subby
Sogheim: I remember a news story about hundreds of baptisms not counting because the priest wasn't ordained properly. like, what do you do?
Anubis169: "I've got a baby with the name Sharon on it... do we have a Sharon? Sharon your baby's ready!"
Saintnex: damn, now I want DQ
J_Rey15: I've definitely watched someone spike a large cherry dipped cone that way
SnowBuddy18: if they don't prove it's thick enough to go upside down you can get your next one free
emonotony: @Sogheim Redo them they can be done at any age, it's actually not a problem
MegaDosX: I'd imagine you could
itira: just slop that kid right in there
Saintnex: no, you wait a bit
EvilBadman: Let's see who we're gonna raid tonight...
Mazrae: I was 1 months old
Anubis169: Some do
SnackPak_:
Dog_of_Myth: OMG
josh___something: Benjamin!
ButButTheJesus: wait till the baby can hold its head up
frank_the_great: You baptize the baby, but leave its achilles exposed... just in case
voslan: Should be old enough for them to decide they want to be batized, but that part is often ignored.
speedracer4321: googlew says "Children may be baptized at any age. Infants three to six months old are ideal for immersion in the font because at this age most babies do not have separation anxiety and are willing to be held by the pastor."
itira: LOOK water births are real
MegaDosX: If you do the trickling water on the forehead method you could do that immediately
Anubis169: I was a few months
Astramentha:
SnowBuddy18: the rule used to be that the mother couldn't leave the house until the baptism
KV1NN4: Oh so home water birth is just the fastest way to do that?
itira:
emonotony: @emonotony If the person believed themselves baptized through no fault of their own and they die it counts if the family says it does
MegaDosX: Baptised immediately in a water birth, how efficient
Thefluffiestguineapig: @emonotony Oh yeah, I will sass people about the idea of "being true to church doctrine" or papal infallibility till the end of time. It's a great time when people get all in my face and say I'm wrong about weird niche things and I let them google it and watch them sink into the floor
ArdCollider: @frank_the_great and then you forget to talk mistletoe out of killing the baby
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh yeah, they were locked in a room
UnkeptFlea: wait could the baby leave the house?
BrindleBoar: @ArdCollider classic blunder
Thefluffiestguineapig: They called it confinement because you had one room for the last couple weeks
Anubis169: jebus, 10 months?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @UnkeptFlea Nope, some cultures wouldn't name the baby for a couple weeks
SnowBuddy18: "lease is up"
speedracer4321: my first kid was supposed to be born on 12/12/12 but then he 3was late and ruined it
emboar2235: baptize the baby like throwing a basketball into a hoop
emonotony: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh we were taught about buying salvation at length. We were also taught about racism and sexuality and that's where the Church lost me.
MegaDosX: Wouldn't surprise me
circusofkirkus: only if it's wearing its suit
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anubis169 That's terrifying to even contemplate
MegaDosX: Given how religion has treated women historically it would not shock me
josh___something: Ben, don't remake DBD's twins
Pharmacistjudge: if you are talking Catholicism , anyone can perform a baptism. doctors sometimes do it if they believe the baby may not survive
BusTed: buckets!
matthaus_c: @Pharmacistjudge ah, so the baby doesn't go to hell
dumbo3k: Gabriel!
Anubis169: Do you want a 2-point baptism, a 3 point, or an assist?
Pharmacistjudge: with consent of course
GhostValv: John!
J_Rey15: Gabriel, from DOWNTOWN
speedracer4321: new debate, whicha postle is the kobe of baptism... go
MegaDosX: Raphael!
SnackPak_: its gotta be John
circusofkirkus: posterized at your own baptism
Darleysam: laces in or out, though
SnowBuddy18: lay up baptism
emboar2235: just be with the baby down a log ride
matthaus_c: sun's out laces out
Thefluffiestguineapig: @emonotony Oh yeah, I love hearing people raised in different denominations discuss it (I have most of a masters in early modern European history) and then have their minds blown when I tell them the exact point where the two branched off from "protestantism"
Dog_of_Myth: Boomshakalaka that baby.
speedracer4321: who is the lebron and who is the jordan of baptism
Pharmacistjudge: baptism is religiously speaking a death of your old self to be reborn anew
J_Rey15: Somebody's picking up a technical for sure
SnowBuddy18: or, hear me out, bar downski baptism
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Thefluffiestguineapig Also we should stop this convo so the mods don't get frustrated
matthaus_c: Jesus did Lacrosse too
The_Timo: @J_Rey15 I was a 3 point baptism
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Thefluffiestguineapig For real they get frustrated with blocks of text, but this was fun!
emonotony: @Thefluffiestguineapig Fairfair, long and touchy.
Mazrae: Back in the day babies were baptized as soon as they could because of the high infant mortality rate, and they did it so that the babies soul would not get stuck in purgatory
korvys: Adam was a rugby boy, right?
Pharmacistjudge: you get a polearm in lacrosse
saucemaster5000: golf? Six concussions required
rahvi: what position did play in hockey?
WitchyTQ: i got kicked off my lacrosse team
MegaDosX: I did twelve years of rugby, at least three concussions (I'm pretty sure; none got official diagnosed)
Sogheim: Adam over here in the scrum
Anubis169: Thefluffiestguineapig: Raised Church of England here, but never pressured to 'conform or else'. Mum's dad was an abusive staunch catholic and she said she'd let us decide what we wanted, if anything.
Cptasparagus: witchy tough queen
lochnessseammonster:
that's how i started playing rugby in high school
itira: @WitchyTQ This does not suprise me
voslan: Ben, you got more concussions from Lacross than I have from literal factual Sword Fighting.
J_Rey15:
Since we were talking about Baptisms, now I'm thinking of The Holy LaCrosse
WitchyTQ: aparently violence isnt the answer when a boy tells you to go back to the kitchen and i disagreed
MegaDosX: Number 8 makes perfect sense for Adam
kumatsu: only sport I did was Cross Country. I was supposed to do track and field but that always overlapped with being a theater kid
MegaDosX: I was a prop
Kramburger: Number 8 uis still technically in the scrum
ghyllnox: @WitchyTQ Based
Pharmacistjudge: I can see TQ just annihilating someone then picking a flower in the field
Anubis169:
But I ended up studying a whole buncha religions, it's real cool finding out how many belief systems there are
itira: @WitchyTQ they definitely deserved it
MegaDosX: And yeah, number 8 goes at the back of the scrum
korvys: I do have a scar from a sword
Mollylele: @witchytq respect 🫡
matthaus_c: how many swordsmen lost their weenus
Dog_of_Myth: @WitchyTQ Good job
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anubis169 CoE from it's inception was always "we will do what works to make things function" which is why King James trying to force the Presbytyrian prayer book on everyone went over so badly
MWGNZ: @WitchyTQ should've gone with extreme violence
MegaDosX: I'd imagine it's a whole thing Ben
saucemaster5000: There are some of us who know broadsword fighting
Ferisar: archery brother
voslan: Ben, join your local HEMA chapter, they would be happy to have you.
Ferisar: it’s fun as hell
Ferisar: and your arm gets exercise
Anubis169:
Ben: Iaido 17 years here (taking 6dan later this year). It's fun and very fulfilling 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @voslan I wish I could so badly
Mazrae: I played baseball, soccer and basketball
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Anubis169 Congrats!!! That's a big deal
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: martial arts are fun
The_Timo: I'm debatin signing up for a boxing gym.
Fanklok: Medieval style battles are a new team sport people do
saucemaster5000: broadsword fighting is really fun, but geez HEMA is hard
Pharmacistjudge: I had that cardboard claymore in Chicago. I should have let you swing it around
ArdCollider: "historically European martial arts"
SnowBuddy18: it's interesting and active
shendaras: historical european martial arts
MegaDosX: Boxing is fun and good cardio
Ferisar: HEMA - historical european martial arts
ButButTheJesus: TIL about HEMA. I am intrigued
lochnessseammonster: i would love to try kick boxing
MegaDosX: You don't need to ever use it to get in fights
The_Timo: Do it! then I'll have a reason to also haha
ArdCollider: "read a pile of sword manuals and then work out the moves"
Thefluffiestguineapig: The SCA battles can get wild
MegaDosX: You should talk to Olivia about that
Anubis169: lol
emonotony: Medieval style battles with antibiotics and clean drinking water
SquareDotCube: Adam's going to become the new Steve
The_Timo: play a mute character
GhostValv: mood
saucemaster5000: @ButButTheJesus English martial arts basically ( did german broadsword for many years)
itira: big mood
ghyllnox: You don't have to lie to us Ben, it's okay
MegaDosX: Olivia could probably hook you up
Dog_of_Myth: Oh yeah, Olivia and Kibler would be good to talk to about LARP
inconsideratehat: I was about to recommend the SCA, but that social aspect would still be an issue
WitchyTQ: try being likable
Ferisar: LMAO
Anubis169: OUCH
J_Rey15: Be a mute, play a lute, swing a big ol sword
MegaDosX: Jesus christ TQ
josh___something: Daaamn
voslan: @saucemaster5000 Glasglow Fetchbook?
Ferisar: loads shotgun
Dog_of_Myth: Damm
WitchyTQ: HHHAHAAHAH
Anubis169: lol
itira: LOL
Fanklok: Oh so you watch TQ stream?
MegaDosX: Oh my god
itira: Adam got roasted
SnackPak_: take that, James
itira: Pick one Adam
ButButTheJesus: how get pee friend
WitchyTQ: i said "maybe consider you dont have good friends"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Fanklok I would argue TQ is not "you average streamer" and also he doesn't see her all the time
MegaDosX: Pick a lane, Savidan
Anubis169: commitment to the bit
Cptasparagus: wingaurdium curiousa
WitchyTQ: he literally did make it chaos
MegaDosX: "I went in there only to find directions away from there"
itira: Its true
WitchyTQ: then aura said something about being the one true piss baby
Dog_of_Myth:
For the Chaos. Respect.
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itira: And its all Aruna's fault
Anubis169:
itira: Worst
MegaDosX: Wow
josh___something: ADAM
WitchyTQ: awww
ButButTheJesus: you two are the worst
Anubis169:
circusofkirkus: TQ is your Advil?
MegaDosX: No wonder TQ thinks you don't have any good friends
Mazrae: That's exactly what I did the other day
Jennie_Fuchsia: it was such a short story
josh___something:
WitchyTQ: heheheh
Dog_of_Myth:
itira: And then Adam comes in there and starts calling me Stinky
WitchyTQ: okay but who brings you covid tests at 1AM
SmithKurosaki: Of all the people that would appreciate that statement... def TQ
WitchyTQ: and makes sure youre EATING
Anubis169: fair point
Ferisar: but who brings you covid
Ferisar: hear me out
The_Timo: I lurk, met TQ once think I was annoying
Dog_of_Myth: Milk?
Ferisar: it’s paul
kumatsu: I think it was someone in the arcade
WitchyTQ: everyone is annoying timo its okay
Ferisar: but he didn’t get it
Ferisar: but he did
WitchyTQ: myeslf included
voslan: My Money's on Serge! He plays with Pox to much!
Ferisar: yeah he was asymptomatic
Ferisar: the piece of shit
WitchyTQ: OH speaking of, before we moce on
Kramburger: You can't please the magic community. Like at all. Ever.
Anubis169: You don't have to be liked by everybody, just a good person. They sometimes coincide but not always.
WitchyTQ: i forgot i was friends with serge and james live on stream
The_Timo: can't please them, but I atleast don't want to bother them with my existence lol
itira:
TQ
WitchyTQ: and said "ben and adam are my only lrr friends"
Kramburger: "Forgot"
gualdhar: Raft
Anubis169: Loved his Noita streams
gualdhar: They announced on stream
WitchyTQ: its cause theyre always onlien so early, before 8AM isn't real
kumatsu: @WitchyTQ true thoooooo
itira: nah
Kramburger: You should listen to your friend Billy Zane
WitchyTQ: absolutely not
thevikingbear__: Is this steam 7 of aw2?
SmithKurosaki:
@WitchyTQ Brutal
matthaus_c: do they only exist when they're online
Angnor33: Only things that happen before 8 am can truly be real.
niccus: do you think serge is going to stick to the +2 hour lifestyle
WitchyTQ: @matthaus_c yes. cause they never hang out with me
NotCainNorAbel: just goes in the bed
Anubis169: Adam: 6am carries a fine. You're up at 6am, penalty ticket $40.
saucemaster5000: Cathater diff
Ferisar: no one asks adam to pee
Fanklok: "I've never peed in my life"
Ferisar: so he doesn’t get up
Himyul: it's always 8am somewhere
Mazrae: Lately 8am is when I am going to be, so my sleep schedule is fucked
SnackPak_: one big piss first thing in the morning
matthaus_c: @WitchyTQ know what, real
ButButTheJesus: @WitchyTQ sounds like we should #blamejames
Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone who has a natural clock that goes off about 6:15am and has always been a morning person I love mornings
Dezponia:
You're my favorite spookie bois Ben and Adam. Hope you're having a good stream! 
WitchyTQ: NOT YOU
itira: Wow
Suffix: Wow.
WitchyTQ: James and Serge you ass
WitchyTQ: I WENT TO THE BEACH WITH YOU
speedracer4321: ill be there in ten minutes ben
Fanklok: Whats your address?
MegaDosX: brb booking a plane ticket
speedracer4321: wait where do you live
BrindleBoar:
I'll be there in ten
kumatsu: big-ass couch
shendaras:
itira: hell yeah Ben
dumbo3k: I would totally be there just to hang out with the dog
Kramburger: How does your dog go with children?
saucemaster5000: can i visit remy and weed and not you?
SnackPak_:
josh___something: I got a big ass... TV
inconsideratehat: Sick, be there in 5
WitchyTQ: you asked me for advice as we ate grapes.. adam i stg
voslan: Thanks ben! Now i just need to.... Gonna stop this joke now!
ghyllnox: You won't give us your address though
Ferisar: r e m y
Mazrae: Got some snakey boys
SnowBuddy18: Adam, has anyone asked you to eat for them?
WitchyTQ: chat this is all lies
Anubis169: you have a doggo... booking flight now
LostThePirate:
420 blaze it 
GhostValv: "I have a dog..." you son of a bitch I'm in
KWardJenx: Dude! Careful. Vampires!
ButButTheJesus: dog and games, my comfy place
lochnessseammonster: got a secret rhino
josh___something: Got fuckin shanked, damn
itira: @WitchyTQ He knows
matthaus_c: our streamer wouldn't lie to us
kumatsu: on my way to give Remy more hugs and not see Ben
Ferisar: nice argument @witchytq one small issue
Kramburger: HISSSSSSs
saucemaster5000: Get in the fake taxi
Thefluffiestguineapig:
ghizmou: oh no, step streamer
josh___something: Step bro
dumbo3k: Help, I've fallen and can't get up
Anubis169: LOL
Saintnex:
help me step streamer
Dezponia: Ben is a dealer... of good doggo snuggles
Musicsquid: Classic Lorcana card I’m Stuck!
Kramburger: Adam's chat is cursed
ButButTheJesus: oh no
ghyllnox: Help me step-cultist
saucemaster5000: IT WASN'T ME
WitchyTQ: i fucking hate those jokes :vomit:
Anubis169:
sorry that caught me off guard
itira: Adam's chat is very cursed
voslan: Understandably so.
SnowBuddy18: one of the jokes of all time
josh___something: Seachats is Blursed
Suffix: Wait. We can just do that?!
ButButTheJesus: is your dog baptized
voslan: That's on the wife then.....
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah I'm waiting for you to accidentally shoot an ally
josh___something: Awww... Buddy D:
kumatsu:
oh yeah, that's an important part of the trip is avoiding @Suffix again 
matthaus_c: @josh___something uppahcut
hieroglyphica: My dog loves cats SO much
Thefluffiestguineapig: Remy seems like some horses I know, where they want to be friends no matter what the size. I know one who tried to friends with a teacup Yorkie
underhill33: some dogs are scared of cats
Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
WitchyTQ: yea im looking at two of them
BrindleBoar: aggressive friendliness
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's it exactly Ben
Ferisar: sorry ben
Ferisar: sorry
The_Timo: I wish. Lol
WitchyTQ: this is too easy today
josh___something: @matthaus_c YOU'RE FINISHED
Blakemcm: Oh you mean like Karlach?!?!?
hieroglyphica: Yeah, that's how my dog is about cats
Mollylele: we called them "booth barnacles"
Pharmacistjudge: Remy is a barnacle?
Anubis169: Time to make 90% of chat feel self-conscious and never approach another person again.
Jennie_Fuchsia: oh! like me
saucemaster5000: Actually hate this stuff -- when folks get in my WE ARE FRIENDS space I'm so out
Dezponia: "I wanna play with the small angry dog..." - dog about cat
Pharmacistjudge: being a barnacle is my worst fear
hieroglyphica: Cats do not appreciate. One time, he got a lick on the face of one and he was NEVER forgiven
NotCainNorAbel: @Pharmacistjudge mine too
kumatsu: I get so paranoid about being a booth barnacle
EvilBadman: @pharmacistjudge If self aware of the fear you probably aren't
Mollylele: generally if you are fraid of being a barnacle, YOU'RE GOOD
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dezponia I've seen where dogs are like "what is this giant dog" to a horse which as long as they are respectful is adorable
MegaDosX:
My parents' dog has always been like "come play! " with their cat, and the cat has always been like "...the fuck did you just say to me?" when she does
Jennie_Fuchsia: my secret is I say “tell me when to leave”
Thefluffiestguineapig: I know some cats who will sleep on horses for warmth in the winter
Anubis169: No pressure but PRESSURE
WitchyTQ: i am the stray cat friend. i will show up randomly for food and then leave for months.
Thefluffiestguineapig: UMMM
frank_the_great: Bro, ask first, jesus
WitchyTQ: that's also ben. which is why he's one of my favourites
speedracer4321: yea i dont like people enough for that
underhill33: that's...a lot
Anubis169:
Ferisar: sounds like the friends who rescued me in high school lol
Dumori: @WitchyTQ Me too
Dezponia: Is it just me or is "the dark place" getting dirtier? More trash all over and graffiti everywhere
Thefluffiestguineapig: @WitchyTQ I can be that way with humans, i am unreliable about communicating or hanging out
korvys: a wizard did it?
Saintnex: that let’s nope training
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh man
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sometimes as I guess something (I have weird pattern recognition) other people will be so mad I did
Anubis169: lol
saucemaster5000: this is why you two are no longer friends
circusofkirkus: Ben's head is just too big
SnackPak_: gottem
ButButTheJesus:
awwwww
saucemaster5000: you got mixed so hard
Mister_BlueSky: I just guess it's the person that it makes no sense to be, and I'm right like 80% of the time.
niccus: thrown into stage hazard
Ferisar: did anyone shimmy that?
Anubis169:
The ground never opens up and swallows you when you want it to, does it? 
frank_the_great: How does Alan Wake 2 end, Ben? Do you think he wakes?
noSmokeFire: Nicole was the traitor
Ferisar: bennn diiid!
Pharmacistjudge: Encyclopedia Ben over here
voslan: You do Hang out with Adam alot
KWardJenx: Tough break Sherlock
Suffix: This is why I will only hang out with Ben outside.
matthaus_c: the most streetwise white boy
Dezponia: That's why they call him Big Brain Ben
Thefluffiestguineapig: Having to always be the smartest person in the room is toxic
Anubis169:
Take a compliment
WitchyTQ: i dunno adam, he lives with nicole and she does animal doctor stuff
Anubis169: You're a smart guy
dumbo3k: A smart person acknowledges they don't know everything
NotCainNorAbel: the more you know the more you know you know nothing
Thefluffiestguineapig: Being smart is great if you're humble
Saintnex:
SnackPak_: damn
SK__Ren: DAMN
Mollylele: you gotta go to smarter rooms
phuznutz: snap
Dog_of_Myth:
dougma: WOW
voslan: Smart people don't talk about being smart, it drives people away.
SmithKurosaki: @NotCainNorAbel This
Pharmacistjudge: smart people know that don't know much
ButButTheJesus: oofffff
DoctorHutch: if they were smarter they would know better than to say that
LostThePirate: Nah, dumb people seriously underestimate how dumb they are haha
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben take the compliment
Kramburger: Actually smart people know their limitations
Ferisar: wow ben
Natimus_Prime: Ben is medium int but high wis
inconsideratehat: Ben needs to learn about the Dunning-Kruger bump
patrick_stonecrusher: Smarty threw a party and nobody came
Suffix: 3d10
voslan: 2d8
Rootpotato: 3 d4
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben you have more virtues than you give yourself credit for. You too Adam
Bruceski: People who have something to prove talk about how smart they are. Actually smart people don't tend to.
Anubis169: 1d4 psychic
Pharmacistjudge: d6 psychic
josh___something: 4 d10
Kramburger: BEN YOU LOOK HANDSOME TODAY HAHAH GOTTEM
awildshen: it's an instant kill
Neddy471: Ironically enough? Talking about how "smart" they are means that the person is generally pretty dumb, they don't realize how much they need to know before they're "smart."
SmithKurosaki: Most smart people can acknowledge there are gaps and yea, Dunning-kruger
dougma: Smart people don't talk about how smart they are. Only stupid people do that. Proof: Elon Musk
Saintnex: 1d8
Neddy471: Dunning-Kreuger
matthaus_c: 1
WitchyTQ: see this is why i stopped playing dnd with brett!!
voslan: 7th
niccus: 1d4 turns stun
WitchyTQ: he's cRUEL
Suffix: Bet your glad I'm not your DM anyumore.
Pharmacistjudge: did someone mind spike ben?
PMAvers: "6d8?" "no, 68 damage."
saucemaster5000: Can we just say Ben is a nice, fun person to watch?
Ferisar: at the cinema
Kramburger: Look for a sign that says cinema
kumatsu: big red marquee?
matthaus_c: we're looking for a cinema?
Anubis169: 1d4 psychic because a crit on that results in stunned silence
Fanklok: Is there a big neon arrow pointing at it you haven't noticed?
PhilanthropyLich: If you look up there are big spotlights
Kramburger: That could be just 9
Thefluffiestguineapig: 9d6??????????
WitchyTQ: gave me a cool bow tho
voslan: Upcast Fireball?
dumbo3k: was that 9d6 or nintey six?
NotCainNorAbel: compliments hit hard
SmithKurosaki: SUFFIX GREET
shendaras: 3+? 4+?
MegaDosX: RIP
Kramburger: That's below average
Anubis169: !roll
Thefluffiestguineapig: 30????
josh___something:
Can't get 6 d9 
frank_the_great: You have 30 HP
SnackPak_: o7
kumatsu: Ben gets knocked out
phuznutz: bard
WitchyTQ: bard
Haroldholmes25: about average
MegaDosX: Bard
ztghostie: bard
Saintnex: bard
Pharmacistjudge: average was 31.5
korvys: Bard?
dougma: Not a bard?
josh___something: Bard
SK__Ren: bard
Dog_of_Myth: Bard
dumbo3k: Bard
Blakemcm: the worst class
MegaDosX: Ben would be a Bard
Rootpotato: ben is a ranger with his dog summon
ButButTheJesus: from the hotel entrance, face away from the door, Cinema is straight ahead all the way down, on the left side, I think
Anubis169:
You did need covid tests at 1am
MegaDosX: I mean, that's your choice on character creation
Mazrae: Ranger/Bard??
BrindleBoar: should've done more push-ups
WitchyTQ: there is no way you're a ranger, you're allergic to outside
korvys: Artificer/Bard
Saintnex: bard with a ranger subclass
ghyllnox: Nah you usually dump intelligence as a Bard
Kramburger: Down on fucking
Pharmacistjudge: there are Urban Rangers
SmithKurosaki: @WitchyTQ I thought that was Serge
Dog_of_Myth: Or Bard with Find Familar
matthaus_c: @WitchyTQ Couch Ranger
itira:
Kramburger: Ben Ulhmer, Mall Ranger
Ferisar: that’s true
phuznutz: Indoor ranger is a Roomba
saucemaster5000: THat's just an REI employee
Pharmacistjudge:
WitchyTQ: new OC
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SmithKurosaki Aren't there many LRRsmens with many allergies?
korvys: Favored Terrain: Sofa
jellybean57: you can always be the ranger that greets people at the visitor center
itira: Wow Adam
WitchyTQ: @Thefluffiestguineapig yeah and none touch grass
SmithKurosaki: @SmithKurosaki Likely, I just know Serge is more vocal about it
lochnessseammonster: true
inconsideratehat:
Dezponia: Im a mage but my quirk is that I don't know magic
dougma: Indoor Ranger == Streamer....
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh man, that's great
Pharmacistjudge: ben is the ranger that reminds you to prevent forest fires
Ferisar: but but posted the route to cinema in case you missed it ben
couchboyj: The Yogi Bear nemisis sort of ranger
kayuenak: p
matthaus_c: @Dezponia just have a glock
Anubis169: good p to you kayuenak
Thefluffiestguineapig: "My voice is cheerful, I'm smiling and there is nothing but void behind my eyes!"
WitchyTQ: you gonna play it for a whole campaign or....
Suffix: Alright Ben. Let's do it.
noSmokeFire: sounds ogrepowered
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh man
MegaDosX: And he's the one who casts the magic?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Someone tell Dale
LostThePirate: Captive Gnome
Pharmacistjudge: I thought were were going down a Mashle path for a second there
Thefluffiestguineapig: But he doesn't always do what you say
SK__Ren: Thats very brilliant
Dezponia: Excellent character idea. I love it
SK__Ren: So its a master blaster arrangement?
MegaDosX: That would be a little tricky to build the character, but that could be very interesting
noSmokeFire: hexblade, but your "pact" is a wizard on a staff
trebuchetboy: But Ben is nerfed by he is always lvl 1 because the wizard gets all the xp lmao
josh___something: Oh god, get it out
matthaus_c: I wonder why
voren_chalco: The real magic is the wizard we strapped to a stick along the way
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm on board for everyone is a weird "i'm this class" but it works weird campaign
dumbo3k: Telling an Ogre that the magic is inside him, will probably encourage him to eat the Wizard-on-a-Stick
Saintnex: I mean
Anubis169: so only leave the D4s on the floor
MegaDosX: Solution: milestone levelling
Mazrae: Put some d4s for caltrops??
Suffix: @Anubis169 monster.
Anubis169:
Suffix i stepped on an upturned UK plug today, and felt like sharing
Thefluffiestguineapig: ooooooooo
Thefluffiestguineapig: I wish I could DM that so bad it sound complex but so fun
saucemaster5000: which one is the reacher and which one is the settler?
speedracer4321: took him to the gun show
josh___something: Alan wake counterhit character confirmed
ghyllnox: Could use Dale's stacking rules for gobbos
MegaDosX: I think if I were DMing I'd probably have you design the guy on the stick, and maybe roll up their stats, but I'd be the one to control and roleplay them, with them following your commands unless you suggest something really out of pocket
matthaus_c: which one is single and which one is baptised
Mollylele: 🌭
BusTed: "It's a living."
Thefluffiestguineapig: He's retired and this is his hobby
rosesmcgee: Ogre broke the wizard out of the retirement castle
Mazrae: I feel like from what I've heard of Dale that he would love to try and DM a game with that character
speedracer4321: do you have any of those flare gun nukes?
josh___something: It's fuckin JP
josh___something: Do we not have a map?
saucemaster5000: more like
matthaus_c: has anyone cinema theater
saucemaster5000: peenima
PhilanthropyLich: Other side of the tower from you. Other side of the plaza
PMAvers: god, playing bot-lane lately makes me want to just go back to playing Teemo again. If I"m going to be miserable, might as well drag the other team down with me.
saucemaster5000: I am the smartest person in the room
Thefluffiestguineapig: Someone put the directions in chat many bontoons ago
speedracer4321: couold always die and respawn with health?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I have elected to go the wrong path in my brain
josh___something: The bright rooms do regen health, I believe
matthaus_c: I've hidden a landmine
itira: welp
MegaDosX: F
josh___something: Or any bright light
speedracer4321: full health we did it chATROOM
Thefluffiestguineapig: @josh___something I do not remember when the last bright room was
josh___something: I thought I saw ben pass by a little light room on that plaza
BrindleBoar: god, why
MegaDosX: Of course they did
speedracer4321: microblizzardsoft really doing some things
voslan: You suprise me Ben. Thought you would be doing Stardew 1.6
ButButTheJesus: isn't that just Dota
Dezponia: This section would be vastly improved by a big musical section again
blip2004: it will always end with 2 rogues hunting a druid though
SK__Ren: If only they'd give us back Battle Royale for Path of Exile
Thefluffiestguineapig: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! I'm you!
AMuseOfFirebane: I think I saw we passed a stationary map on our way across the plaza, perhaps keep an eye out for that when we get back to ground level?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Too many choices? Too open
matthaus_c: Battle Royale was a great movie but sometimes I wish it hadn't been made
kimmibeans: How?????
saucemaster5000: Stardew stresses me out too
Pharmacistjudge: the biggest thing to remember about stardew is....you have infinite time
noSmokeFire: I could only get into Stardew by literally making a spreadsheet for the first few seasons
saucemaster5000: Way too open
The_Timo: not really lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, that gets me too
Blakemcm: you gotta get the mushroom cave early
speedracer4321: stop min maxing and have fun
kimmibeans: I just vibe
PMAvers: Adam "Junimo Kart" Savidan
itira: simply just play the game
Mollylele: start making mayonnaise and take it easy
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sometimes games I'm like "I know there's a better way and I failed"
Pharmacistjudge: so you don't have to ""beat the game" in one year
kimmibeans: I'm currently debating if I want another dog (in game)
Pharmacistjudge: take 5 years, 6 years. who cares?
niccus: start drinking mayonnaise
matthaus_c: @Pharmacistjudge see you say that
Kramburger: Stardew Valley? Did you mean Junimo kart?
Mollylele: The part where you can stay up so late that you pass out stresses me out
saucemaster5000: I spent the first three weeks of stardew giving a char I didn't like garbage, hearing them say "why?" and hiping it'd do soemthing
ButButTheJesus: I found Powerwash Simulator stressful, cause there's too many lil points I would miss
noSmokeFire: "just play the game" isn't actually helpful advice here, is the thing.
itira: Im playing it rn
Thefluffiestguineapig: Right
kimmibeans: There's "beating" the game???
TheAwkes: Drinking mayo: The Tarkovification of Stardew.
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@TheAwkes
kid_flashionable:
I used to act like that--but then I realized the next year was around the corner in winter 
SK__Ren: The game lacks a proper failstate
Pharmacistjudge: oh...nevermind
itira: i gotchu
josh___something:
Oh no, Ben's a spreadsheet gamer?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I have a folder in my bookmarks of walkthroughs and stuff for certain games
calculated_uncertainties: as someone who has a bg3 inventory of subfolders, i can vibe
kid_flashionable: It makes sense though, I can get getting stressed about playing the game most efficiently
kid_flashionable: @PMAvers I get into it for two days and its straight outta the brain after
noSmokeFire: Alan needed to put more points in Vitality
saucemaster5000: pop quiz (not for streamers) what is going on in the game right now?
Juliamon: no fuckin idea
voslan: Ahhhh. WoW Ruined another gamer
Pharmacistjudge: like one of my favorite playthoughs of stardew...the "??? pierre" run where I could not talk to pierre. the first year is basically sacrificed.
speedracer4321: bens trying to find the thearer for the 0one guy
kid_flashionable: @saucemaster5000 We trying to get to a theatre I think
ButButTheJesus: @saucemaster5000 good question. I'm a bit past this part but I have not been able to follow who's doing what when
speedracer4321: and theres lots of baddies and they keep winning
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Alan is looking for some guy who for some reason has a premade murder site in a movie theater for reasons I forget
speedracer4321: and its no fun
itira:
I get that. Its part of the reason i havnt gone back to WoW recently. its just too much work
speedracer4321: i let my sub lapse for wow and seeing the content fo rthe filler before the next expansion makes me not want to resub
kid_flashionable: Oh I was so stressed at this part, I ended up turning off my light and walking slowly so they couldn't see me
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I do wish I could get into modern MMO design because it seems cool and the mechanics look rad, but there are just so many systems to keep track of
PMAvers: I *am* a little curious about the next WoW expansion possibly making Heroic dungeons relevant again.
kid_flashionable: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa The good thing though is that most of the time, you do NOT need to keep track of them all at once
ButButTheJesus: that's me, I don't like MMO gameplay so I bounced offa 14, though I love the rest of the series
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kid_flashionable Just feeling your way along the walls and hoping? Navigating this must be nightmarish
saucemaster5000: Fighting games took over my life the last year and I do miss other games
josh___something: What stratagem?
rosesmcgee: of course it's not intentional...
Pharmacistjudge: how much friendly fire that Serge does is outstanding in every game
Juliamon: Some games are just *like* that though, where you love it while you're playing it but when you're not playing it you're like "man I don't wanna play it, I don't like it that much"
voslan: Serge being Off by Target? Him? Never!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Pharmacistjudge Sometimes it's amazing because it's not supposed to be genuinely possible
kid_flashionable: @Thefluffiestguineapig lmao it was alright, I brightened the screen so I could see a bit better in the dark until I got to the next safe room
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: like, FF14 just slammed the door on me when it wouldn't let me share quest progress with a party, but also demanded I do multiplayer-only dungeons to progress the story
josh___something:
Supply pack andy
Dumori: Playing a bunch of Helldivers
gibbousm: I started FFXVI today. And by started, I mean I spent an hour in cutscenes and walking about while exposition happened. So. Many. Proper Nouns
Fanklok: Flamethrower is good for killing heavies and rover is good for little guys
kid_flashionable: Take a stress breather, kept going after that
SquareDotCube: Currently going through Yakuza 0 and trying to figure out my next game for next week
speedracer4321: I'm just bummed they chose to remaster FF7, the second best game in the early franchise
saucemaster5000: @SquareDotCube Yakuza 1: Kiwami
SK__Ren: I have 2 loadouts: Rave show (Scythe + Rover) or Shield Pack+Grenade launcher
Ferisar: i'm walkin ere
ButButTheJesus: @gibbousm yeah as much as I love the FF series, so many rpgs are like that, where your only early gameplay is holding the left stick forward for a few seconds between cutscenes
Ferisar: ben i think butbutthejesus said it earlier on where to go
saucemaster5000: FF hasn't been good since 6 send tweet
Ferisar: i'm sure they could say again
Thefluffiestguineapig: I wish I had time to experiment more with games, I just have a comfort rotation I have for the time of studying for vet tech certification
ButButTheJesus: from the hotel entrance, face away from the door, Cinema is straight ahead all the way down, on the left side, I think
Thefluffiestguineapig: Plus you know, the effort ACL takes
Ferisar: 16 is new
Fanklok: @saucemaster5000 But 8 and 10 exist
speedracer4321: ff6, us 3, is the best game in the series
Ferisar: jack is 0
ButButTheJesus: it was over a week ago when I played this part tho
Ferisar: the remake of 1
kid_flashionable: That was 0
Ferisar: 15 was okay
saucemaster5000: @Fanklok I'm annoyed you skipped 9
kid_flashionable: 15 was the boy trip
CururuGuasu: 16 was last summer
SK__Ren: 16 is the AoT one
Mister_BlueSky: 15 was pretty good.
itsr67: it wwas fun
Ferisar: yeah
Juliamon: 16 has like, some dude named Clive
kid_flashionable: 16 was Yoshi-P directed
Ferisar: nah ben that's 0/one remake
Seth_Erickson: That's stranger of paradise I think Ben
PMAvers: I think you're thinking of Stranger of Paradise
Ferisar: by team ninja
blip2004: 15 at launch was pretty bad. the story was told to you through newspaper clippings
Fanklok: @saucemaster5000 NGL I hated 9, everyone is a cardboard cutout with zero personality
CururuGuasu: You are thinking of Stranger of Paradise
itira:
ButButTheJesus: linkin park was "Stranger of Paradise: Final Fantasy Origin:
saucemaster5000: @Fanklok and yet you liked 8. curious.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: 15 on launch had a character ask you about a plot twist that was only in the anime
EvilBadman: You have a map, also there's a little hut on the streets with a save point
Ferisar: 15 is worth playing up to the title screen because it's a very good intro haha
Seth_Erickson: People have been fans from what I've seen
speedracer4321: i wonder if the overwhelming ammount of bad guys is to deter oyu from going the wrong way
kid_flashionable: 16 is more like... "If you wanted to be in the middle of a fantasy movie as the MC, this is it"
kid_flashionable: The boss battles were fantastic
voslan: This game is Religated to be played by you Clowns, Lovingly of Course.
Mister_BlueSky: Is there a map you can pull up?
Ferisar: we know what people feel like about clowns after today right adam
speedracer4321: adam savidan
saucemaster5000: You know what game folks loved, I thought was fine and as time passes I kinda got annoyed by? Sea of Stars
speedracer4321: B URN
ztghostie:
?
josh___something:
Professional internet Clowns
Zu_o: Goku
multeyemeteor: Binky the Sultai player
Mollylele: oh we're talking clownsonas now
voslan: Clownski Downski is Adam
Jennie_Fuchsia: you can only capitalize clown if they went to college for it
SnackPak_: gross
Saintnex: ook ook the clown
itira:
SnowBuddy18: a clowntortionist
MegaDosX: You mean like that one clown guy from One Piece?
voslan: Honkian The Honkbarian is Ben
KV1NN4:
Dislocate WHOSE bodyparts... oh your's? 
;
Fanklok: Final Fantasy 16 is like they spent so much time writing their GoT fan fiction they forgot to make the game fun. Which sucks since I'm the literal exact demographic for that game
SnackPak_: we did it!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SnowBuddy18 That is the official designation for a Pennywise-like
speedracer4321: Adams clown name woulkd be Yargle, and hes here to bargle
Mollylele: Ben what is your clownsona tho??
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey!!
Astramentha: banan!!!
saucemaster5000: my clown name is BenUlmer. Curious
Ferisar: lots of people prefer to come as a pair
Ferisar: if you know what i mean
Juliamon: fun fact, for like 35 years of my life I thought it was "kerfluffle" with that extra l in it
Mollylele: Hawtog and Kerfuffel
Ferisar: nope
Ferisar: no sir
saucemaster5000: wait, ferisar
Ferisar: if you know what i mean
SmithKurosaki: benPLS
BusTed: speak on that
saucemaster5000: I need you to explain
ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon that's legit
AMuseOfFirebane: I found a map online, where are we starting from again? Or I can drop the link if preferable
saucemaster5000: I need you to know the difference between come and cum
itira:
@saucemaster5000
Dezponia: Clowns sure has had a resurgence recently. For horny reasons
Natimus_Prime: The Detroit Tigers used to have a hot dog seller who was also in the local Opera scene. You could hear him from anywhere in the park, and he was often audible on the commentator mics in the booth
BusTed: Ben flashed back to Uldaman for a sec
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 one is like when you say you're going somewhere, as in I'm Going to Come
EvilBadman: Remember to SAVE or you will get out back
MegaDosX: Smoke weed for life
ButButTheJesus: next time you come back to it you'll one-shot it
EvilBadman: Put back
Ferisar: @saucemaster5000 i need you to know the difference between d-
Ferisar: nevermind
MegaDosX: !card mirror of life trapping
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ghizmou: smoke and mirrors as they say
saucemaster5000: d and what?
saucemaster5000: Ferisar...
Ferisar: b
BusTed: outside you there are two wolves
MegaDosX: Yarok, Mirror of Life Trapping, Villainous Wealth, Elvish Visionary
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 so sone
SnowBuddy18: t1 sol ring, t2 mirror of life trapping
Ferisar: don't you start @matthaus_c
Ferisar: i'm on the keyboard now
voslan: Well thank you Adam and Ben, you have both be very entertaining as I finished up my 10mm Anglo-Saxons and Normans
matthaus_c: @Ferisar when's that ever stopped you
SK__Ren: Eternal Witness
MegaDosX: Wall of Blossoms
MegaDosX: Gonti
speedracer4321: oh keep doing it im almost there ben
couchboyj: Mulldrifter?
MegaDosX: Mulldrifter, hell yes
matthaus_c: got a friend I like to call... Man O' War
Thefluffiestguineapig: Models
TheBearBee: Adam's Weenus is getting a lot of action tonight
phuznutz: painting minis I presume
I_Am_Clockwork: minature size
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think they're painting minis
voslan: They are Minis my man. It's a model scale.
matthaus_c: 10mm is a gun
trebuchetboy: bullet size
saucemaster5000: 10mm s a disappointing date
phuznutz: So disappointed ):
itsr67: r e d 9
Dog_of_Myth: And Ben is the smartest person in the room....
Kramburger: Somewhere, Alex just developed a nosebleed
matthaus_c: you gotta hear about the Mosin nagant
josh___something: You could just ask Alex, I assume he wouldn't mind
Kramburger: Ben's the smartest person in the chatroom
MegaDosX: "Walther PPK, 9mm, I know of three men who use such a gun. I believe I've killed two of them."
couchboyj: Didn't learn anything from Snake's ammo-sexual monologs in MGS3?
speedracer4321: scream maybe they want hawtdawgs
voslan: @MegaDosX "Lucky Me..."
Kramburger: @MegaDosX Lucky for me
ButButTheJesus: has Ben discovered the strat of Just Run
Thoufeux: Well well well, if it isn't the blowjob brothers
speedracer4321: it was liquid snake
Kramburger: Liquid swords
speedracer4321: or gaseus snake
MegaDosX: When Plasma Snake?
7gorobei: plasma snake
Saintnex: there are 3 clones
NotCainNorAbel: so then there is a gas snake?
MegaDosX: Or Bose-Einstein Condensate Snake?
Kramburger: His codename
matthaus_c: call him Big Boss now
speedracer4321: oobleck snake
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: there were originally 8 clones, but then the Super-Baby Method happened
I_Am_Clockwork: more like John Don't
Kramburger: Punished Snake
saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c Call ME Big boss now
Fanklok: Solidus Snake
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 you wish
josh___something: Bose-einstein Condensnake
saucemaster5000:
ButButTheJesus:
@MegaDosX he's pretty cool
Fanklok: He hates being called Big Boss though
matthaus_c: I feel like I'm pretty inbetween
xantos69: Hello I am the person you are looking for.
EvilBadman: He was naked snake because they dropped him in without supplies
dumbo3k: I have enjoyed firearms, but I don't lvoe them
klace26:
the inbetween people just dont talk about it
voslan: I like guns, but they gotta be like 100+ years old.
Nigouki: MGS4 especially has Kojima's gun fetishism on full display
MegaDosX: I think it would be neat to go to a shooting range maybe once, but that's about it for me
DoctorHutch: i'm pretty medium on guns
PMAvers: Schrödinger's Guns
Cptasparagus: I own 3 guns but theyre at my grandparents. I 'm fine with them.
voslan: anything newer than that, not interested.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Forever ago Graham and Alex talked about trying to find a word for people like Alex who like guns but wouldn't touch them most of the time
patrick_stonecrusher: Pro 2nd amendment, no interest in gun ownership
dumbo3k: You wouldn'
saucemaster5000: MGS5 is the only one that's fun to play
phuznutz: is this your car[d]?
Cptasparagus: @Thefluffiestguineapig gun shy?
Kramburger: Can we download the car?
speedracer4321: thats al;led commendeering
dumbo3k: You wouldn't download a car!
Kramburger: BEN
Thefluffiestguineapig: Woooooooooooow
matthaus_c: I hope I get to fire a Vector at a range sometime
matthaus_c: they nyoom
xantos69: @voslan Hello my competition on bidding for things from Rock Island Auction.
Nigouki: she hella sus
speedracer4321: shoot the interloper
Tobenamed1: That face is is creepy
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Cptasparagus Just deeply respects them, it's interesting to hear him discuss them and a bunch of other cold war/eastern block stuff
Ferisar: adam have you been aorund really old people
Ferisar: they're basically children
Kramburger: Because people under a metal health order don't have any freedom. That's not a joke
voslan: @xantos69 Haha! Jokes on you! I'm to broke from that and have to rely on the oddities that get traded in at my LGS
Ferisar: they are VERY old
saucemaster5000: After 70 you are kids again
speedracer4321: who keeps their ammo in the filing cabinet
saucemaster5000: I take care of my elderly parents, they are basically teenagers
Dezponia: Call the cops on Ben
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Also depends on the kinds of conditions and things you develop
Nigouki: they have filtered drip coffee, it's not like you can steal anything worthwhile from them
Ferisar: oh yeah rose is a BIG fan
Thefluffiestguineapig: Weird murder shrine?
Ferisar: BIG fan
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hold up
speedracer4321: is alan wake a giraffe
Thefluffiestguineapig: Isn't she the weird obsessed nurse from Alan Wake 1?
itira: He looks like fuckin Justin Trudeau
Juliamon: My mom uses one
Thefluffiestguineapig: I've used them a lot in PT
josh___something:
*sad Ilkka Villi noises*
NotCainNorAbel: define excise
Thefluffiestguineapig: Core exercises
matthaus_c: for free?
josh___something:
BusTed: fuckin' blew it
BrindleBoar:
gonna have to pay for the onlyfans like everyone else
josh___something:
speedracer4321: adam excercise videos may awaken something in you
saucemaster5000: BEN IT TOOK YEARS
Dezponia: Exercise balls are for sitting on or laying on all lazy like
EvilBadman: What's up with this weird shit (doesn't investigate further)
KWardJenx: Have a little chill, Ben
josh___something: I love these bois XD
ButButTheJesus: caw.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I kind of love this
SnackPak_: art
Nigouki: this is perfection
josh___something: Even if they were cult leaders... Uhh...
voslan: This is some of the most Red & Green show shit I've ever seen.
speedracer4321: fuck i want that coffee
saucemaster5000: coffee makes you giraffe fuckable
BusTed: didn't you read the disclaimer
Thefluffiestguineapig: This coffee sounds like the pitch for coke
matthaus_c: he's ready to get baptised
SK__Ren: Wait, what was that motion he was making regarding animals
ghyllnox: Yeah it gets your blood pumping
ghyllnox: It's an upper
PhilanthropyLich: Are you accusing Ilmo of... LYING?!
xantos69: He Still has the tag on that tie! Amazing detail.
MrTulip: I love that the tag's still on
Dezponia: Better Libido and connection to Animals... hopefully not at the same time
itira: mmm
Ferisar: mm
saucemaster5000: mm
Thefluffiestguineapig: Did he just say deer-licious?
josh___something: Sourced LOCALLY (in puerto rico) LMAO
ButButTheJesus: 10/10
speedracer4321: is that weight stuck to the mirror
Darleysam: I love that it's just the same actor in a Neil Breen fake beard
KWardJenx: fake weights!
saucemaster5000: Man Ai Ai got lazy
Kaaosa: oh good i'm not too late for.. whatever this is
Ferisar: no no no n on o!
josh___something: Ilmo and Jaakko being the same guy, with/sans beard is hilarious
Dezponia: I was wondering how this game is taking the guys so long... now I understand
Rootpotato: times liek these we need the old bob ross chat
speedracer4321: five minutes ago constant deaths, now we play soccer with excerciuse balls. peak
itira: really hope it fits through that door
ButButTheJesus: @Darleysam omg it is the same guy, mind blown
itira: oh phew
patrick_stonecrusher:
NimrodXIV:
itira: everyone is on the edge of their seats
josh___something:
Darleysam: @ButButTheJesus I genuinely needed to have it confirmed with IMDB because I didn't know if my face blindness was just that bad
Rootpotato: that scare anyone else
saucemaster5000: this is how world ball 3 started
7gorobei:
is timeless
ButButTheJesus: @Darleysam I honestly could not tell
TheWarDoctor8: @Darleysam wait, you mean IImo and Jaako?
TheWarDoctor8: Really?
Darleysam: @TheWarDoctor8 yep, same actor for both
TheWarDoctor8: Holy shit; that's so good!
speedracer4321: reminds me of ff10 you get so far and then you unlock blkitzball and its all over, heres blitzball for alan wake
Dog_of_Myth:
matthaus_c: very good
Blakemcm: The ritual is completed!
ButButTheJesus: oops
matthaus_c: they didn't playtest that
itira: Manball
josh___something: I wouldn't have guessed they were the same guy until I was told
0x6772: And now Ben has seen someone use the exercise ball.
josh___something:
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Fanklok: Aren't all men part ball?
speedracer4321: hes a manb all
GhostValv: Biggest case of blue balls
Blakemcm: did they even play the game?!?!?
Dezponia: That's the worst case of blue balls I've ever seen!
saucemaster5000: goddamn will these two stop ruining the award winning game?
SurfDownstage: Ball dur's gate
itira: the foot
saucemaster5000: even if
saucemaster5000: he is
josh___something: Tors hammer, badumtss
Thefluffiestguineapig: She knows one stitch and has lots of extra yarn
itira: >.>
saucemaster5000: me, every friday
ButButTheJesus: <.<
josh___something:
Missing ahti dialogue
Dog_of_Myth: !prime
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DoomBringerIL: i have just discovred the 70 somthing videos/treasure cove called "bionic underpants".... hilarious! y'all look SO YOUNG! @LoadingReadyRun
MegaDosX: Man, as much of a wingus as Logan Paul is, it's wild how much of a savant he's turned out to be for wrestling
EvilBadman: Please address him as WWE United States Champion Logan Paul
matthaus_c: idk younger Adam was kinda a snack
josh___something: Adam, the finest wine
speedracer4321: older adam does it for me @matthaus_c
EvilBadman: @megadosx A savant that nearly killed Rey
LostThePirate: Salt and pepper Adam is quite dashing
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
itira:
Blakemcm: Pills here!!!
josh___something:
matthaus_c: spitting
ButButTheJesus: grabbin peelz!
dumbo3k: Yes, but I don't think Alheizmers meds will help a gunshot wound, or a stab wound
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hold up
Thefluffiestguineapig: Will that computer even support audio stuff?
josh___something: He's the radio guy you've been hearing throughout the game
Thefluffiestguineapig: That computer is old
kumatsu:
the future is Different, and I don't like it 
Dezponia: Just shoot the lock open
Mister_BlueSky: The computer is also staying at the nursing home.
speedracer4321: shoot the basketball
josh___something:
blip2004: retirement homes, well known for having all the lights off
Talin06: shhot it?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dezponia For some reason that game won't let you use violence in the nursing home
Talin06: shoot*
ButButTheJesus: @Thefluffiestguineapig cowards
speedracer4321: adhd cabinets in action
Dezponia: @Thefluffiestguineapig No wonder it lost to Baulders Gate 3
itira: Hell yeah maam
Blakemcm: lol dont mind me while i loot you
ghizmou: dont mind me, just grabbing all your valuables
itira: check out that suit
Dog_of_Myth: Get those gains gam gam
speedracer4321: thats what adam looks like at the gym isnt it
TetraRay: gotta get them gains!
Dezponia: This is Adam's kinda gal
PMAvers: Turn the borscht UP
Dezponia: Gym buddies
blip2004: stewed beef for breakfast?
Blakemcm: dinner at 4?
ckupf: That's such an early lunch
Thefluffiestguineapig: That set of sweats is probably polyester
Saintnex: hell yea Donna
NorthstarTex: Donna gonna get ripped
HorusFive: Dig deep Donna. We're pullin for you
SnackPak_: one more set, Donna
ButButTheJesus: this is gonna be me at 90 but I'll be reciting sports car models and fighter jet missiles
ghizmou: is this the big girl aesthetic I keep hearing about
ButButTheJesus: and types of chocobo
EvilBadman: This is Alzheimer's combat techniques
Dezponia: Make her use the exercise ball
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also that hair is 1000000000000% a perm
speedracer4321: team fruticup rise up!
Pharmacistjudge: asians
Fanklok: I'd take the fruit cup... wtf
Thefluffiestguineapig: Fruit cup is probably for health reason
Pharmacistjudge: or people who don't like chocolate
itsaysTRUENO: dont knock the fruit cup homie
patrick_stonecrusher: Can l move in? This place seems sweet
Bruceski: I'd take the fruit cup. Allergic to chocolate
Saintnex: love the fruit cup
Blakemcm: Diana has my type of Anxiety where i need to prep myself for all day activities ahead of time. and run down them
josh___something: True, I am a fruit cup
dougma: I take that as a compliment
dumbo3k: I always get weirded out by video game doors swinging both ways
Musicsquid: choo choo train fruit fruit
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Blakemcm Yup, I prep the night before and pack my bag
SquareDotCube: it's probably one of those peach/pear/mandarin orange/grape fruit cups
ghizmou: fruit cup is the safe choice, brownies have a high degree of variability in taste
ButButTheJesus: I've heard of choc allergies/reactions
Cptasparagus: ohnodin
dougma: Odin.... missing an eye.... not subtle
josh___something: Odin not at home rn, please leave a message
Dezponia: Ghost him up real good
Thefluffiestguineapig: All those drugs they mentioned taking
speedracer4321: thor and loki happened to him
korvys: Ghost powers au jus?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Um
0x6772: Wait, do we get to play as Odin?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Did he just take over her mind palace
speedracer4321: wait did odin and saga.... get i on?
speedracer4321: hes in her mind palace
josh___something: It's a pun on mind palace
Mollylele: garth marenghi's mind place
Dezponia: Mind Place is where she places her mind stuff
matthaus_c: dashcon ballpit
blip2004: he's an extraplanar entity he can do what he wants
korvys: My ball palace has a mind pit
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it as full of pee as a normal ball pit?
CururuGuasu: Still better than the Mime Place
matthaus_c: how much urine in your mind place
Darleysam: a garbage can with a garbage plan
SnackPak_: gross
BusTed: "this is how I organize my thoughts" *tosses another plastic ball into the pile*
ButButTheJesus: yep my mind is squishy and contaminated
Mister_BlueSky: We can't all be rich enough to afford a Mind Palace.
ghizmou: savage
speedracer4321: the term is sanitation engineer
e_bloc:
666 total mind place disrespect
matthaus_c: this is the first time I'm watching it too
couchboyj: Yo, you got any games on your mind place?
josh___something:
A seer! Aesir... Get it
kumatsu: Pinball
NotCainNorAbel: pinball 100%
SnackPak_: ez
BusTed: that's the right answer
josh___something: Pinball
MegaDosX: Space Cadet Pinball, windmill slam
matthaus_c: yessssssss
ghyllnox: Minesweeper
xantos69: Holy crap. You just took me back in a big way.
Dezponia: Pinball was amazing
SK__Ren: Freecell
Rootpotato: im on minesweeper
Saintnex: I’d pick minesweeper too
MegaDosX: Freecell
ButButTheJesus: can mine be one of those color iMacs
blip2004: Spider Solitaire is a solid second for me
SnackPak_: free cell
Mister_BlueSky: Solitaire, easy.
The_Timo: Jezzball?!?!?!
matthaus_c: get so good at Minesweeper
DoctorHutch: PowerPete from the early Macs
Thefluffiestguineapig: That weird game where you're a pterodactyl rescuing eggs from a company that sold them
itira:
My mom plays spider solitaire every day
Cptasparagus: Chip's Challenge
speedracer4321: commander keen
kumatsu: yooooo PowerPete
trebuchetboy: Any purble place gamers?
EvilBadman: Minesweeper the og Roguelike
Thefluffiestguineapig: Aaaaaaaand they didn't pay attention again
hiFunko: alex kidd on the sega master system firmware
matthaus_c: is she single
speedracer4321: is sh e baptized?
DoctorHutch: ow my bones
Rootpotato: no love for mahjong
hiFunko: wait what are we talking about
Mister_BlueSky: On PURPOSE?
itira: yes she is!
The_Timo: Nobody remember Jezzball?
MWGNZ: my mum completed all possible freecell games
speedracer4321: is she baptized?
BusTed: @The_Timo Jezzball was another of the greats.
josh___something: Itira had that answer ready XD
itira: i sure did
Dezponia: Ok now do the same but with the Windows Vista games. Purble Palace FTW
ButButTheJesus: @The_Timo ooh that's a name I've not heard in a long time, that was good stuff
Fanklok: It's very inconsiderate toward Adam
Mollylele: our parents are afraid of getting kicked outta church
lochnessseammonster:
not mine
MWGNZ: we never specified happy
trebuchetboy: @Dezponia Ayo someone else remembers it
Jennie_Fuchsia: that’s what I have
kimmibeans: Idk, my parents met on a blind date, got engaged after 3 days, and have been inseperable ever since
EvilBadman: Half of chat is lyin'
NotCainNorAbel: farmers only?
matthaus_c: okcupid
Cptasparagus: streamersonly. com
josh___something:
Grindr?
itira:
shendaras: grindr?
Fanklok: The farmer one
korvys: LinkedIn
speedracer4321: adam on alone in my house playing fighting games
e_bloc: I get a lot of matches on hinge
MegaDosX: Scruff
The_Timo: @ButButTheJesus I tried for so long to find it again haha,
Dezponia: @trebuchetboy Excellent game
josh___something: Bumble is real
LostThePirate: I met my spouse on OK Cupid, but that was back in 2011
ghyllnox: Scrumpdeez nuts!
couchboyj: Christian Mingle, if she's baptized
phuznutz: yes?
ghyllnox: What if you're both men?
Blakemcm: Right about now, it's time to rock with the biggity Buck Bumble Right about now, it's time to rock with the biggity Buck Bumble
ghyllnox: On Bumble
Fanklok: I also met my spouse on OKcupid
EvilBadman: The (ferengi voice) Female
e_bloc: I met my ex-wife on okcupid
queercrafting_chonk: I also met my spouse on OKCupid haha
Darleysam: she single?
BusTed: 😬
MegaDosX: Ooooooof
SnackPak_: damn dude
dumbo3k: She was still there? damn
queercrafting_chonk: (back in 2013)
Astramentha: ooooooooof
lochnessseammonster:
kumatsu: yeah I remember it was a stream night
kimmibeans: And she still met with you?!
josh___something:
Is nicole single?
LithelyUnshod: I remember that
e_bloc: I remember that too
MegaDosX: Oh my god
BusTed: amazing
ButButTheJesus: oh I love that
Dezponia: Ahahaha!
MegaDosX: That's awesome
kimmibeans: Yeah, I'm with Adam on this one
LostThePirate: Guess you found akeeper
e_bloc: Ben got that rizz
phuznutz: We would have stuck you like a pig and roasted you on the fire
kumatsu: Nicole is great
BusTed: *chair spinning*
itira:
what a good noise
matthaus_c: oh yeah do it slower
ButButTheJesus: a smol mawp
ghyllnox: Better or worse than Beej forgetting Cameron at the airport
ButterBall000: It makes for a good story
CookieMom: Now I want to check the best of year highlights for 2018/2019?
BusTed: Classic
TheAwkes: That's a dart someone threw at the painting.
Dumori: That was an all timer
Zu_o: two performers and coworkers vs a date
itira: LOL
Zu_o: that's a couple different worlds of differences
dumbo3k: What if you are having your date at the airport?
kumatsu: especially with how isolated the airport is in Victoria
josh___something: My bad OG
kumatsu: @dumbo3k gotta ge that Timmy's
MegaDosX: How hard is it to get to and from the airport in Victoria?
josh___something: FLASHKICK
Thefluffiestguineapig: She drop kicks you into the Alan level
kumatsu: @MegaDosX ~45 minute drive, no direct public transit
Zu_o: Also, Cameron got the gift of seeing Beej realize it
Ferisar: mm interesting where have you seen those before ben
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Ferisar: curious
ghyllnox: For a hot sec I heard "fairy traffic"
BusTed: otter this world
Thefluffiestguineapig:
couchboyj: Its otterly delightful
matthaus_c: you otter kick rocks bud
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: god I hope that's a real book
emboar2235: the otter was also being cute, but a) it always is and b) i suck at pics
voren_chalco: How would you cope with less than 250?
patrick_stonecrusher:
Did Gunner write that?
BusTed: their mischievous
BusTed: they're
MegaDosX: Don't want to get mixed up in the unseelie rush
Ferisar: oh hey it's 8pmn
Ferisar: lol
itira: nope
matthaus_c: nah
Thefluffiestguineapig:
MegaDosX: Not at all
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nope
josh___something: No
Fanklok: Damn they noticed
SmoreThanAFeelin: nope
DoctorHutch: yes
lochnessseammonster: no
dumbo3k: Nah
kumatsu: it's straight vibes
NotCainNorAbel:
500 - fastest stream of late Tuesday
ButButTheJesus: narp
MegaDosX: I don't fuckin' know
itira:
nothing?
I_Am_Clockwork: Time Flies when your saying "HotDog" over and over
matthaus_c: we got killed a lot?
MegaDosX: You spoke to Odin I guess? And Thor's in trouble?
matthaus_c: oh we shot a guy in the head
Thefluffiestguineapig: I know you couldn
josh___something: You died for half an hour to dumb ghosts
kumatsu: @I_Am_Clockwork hawdawg
speedracer4321: did we accom0plish anything in game today? like 5 chapters? died 100 times
WiJohn: Podcast with some game in the background
Thefluffiestguineapig: Fin the cinema
itira: HawDog
Ferisar: yeah, movie/poet
lochnessseammonster:
i could not tell you a single thing about this game
I_Am_Clockwork: plz no
MegaDosX: Ben no
ButButTheJesus: ben
queercrafting_chonk: BEN
dumbo3k: Ben, we can't see your hands
josh___something: L... L... Lewd
matthaus_c: be sure to use protection
Dezponia:
Ben pumping something down there 
phuznutz: have a tawdry night!
BusTed: Ben and me is correct
ckupf: me was correct
Thefluffiestguineapig: No, me was correct
The_Color_Twelve: ben me ben ben me
ghyllnox: "Ben and me" is correct
itira: mebem
Orxolon: thanks for the strem!
hiFunko: it's like a control team
lochnessseammonster:
Orxolon:
Thefluffiestguineapig: The ones he painted on TTSF?
matthaus_c: Ben will get accused of playing top tiers regardless
MrTulip: Good job Cameron
DoctorHutch: he is playing UW control
josh___something: If you'll allow it
lochnessseammonster: cam would be jp
josh___something: Nelly's fuckin GAMING
hiFunko: yeah he didn't really make any mistakes playing in the semi finals, it'll be a tough final
Ferisar: nelly's lvl 3 was sick
MegaDosX: Go Nelly go
Thefluffiestguineapig: He activated Gorilla mode
Pharmacistjudge: (nothing is wrong with using modern controls)
MegaDosX: Universes Beyond
Thefluffiestguineapig: LOTR
Thefluffiestguineapig: Rohan
I_Am_Clockwork: lotr?
phuznutz: LotR
The_Color_Twelve: chaos indeed
MegaDosX: That is going to be quite something
Thefluffiestguineapig: They told us what they were playing during Talking Sim
MegaDosX: Universes Collide
EvilBadman: Magic as Richard Garfield intedned
Ferisar: wenis
phuznutz: Wheeler is still playing Steal the Spire? (:
hiFunko: I'm literally painting it right now
MegaDosX: Goddamnit James
itira:
funko did a great job too
josh___something:
MWGNZ: funko also getting paid for painting
niccus: funko... thank you but you shouldn't...
TheWarDoctor8: @hiFunko OMG
MegaDosX: "You fuckin' do it"
matthaus_c: you played Bloodborne
I_Am_Clockwork: Just play bloodborne
shendaras: Civ6 is .. spooky?
TheWarDoctor8: @hiFunko I bet they'll look great tho
0x6772: Civ 6 could be spooky
emboar2235: what's scarrier than society?
I_Am_Clockwork: for one year straight
SK__Ren: There is a zombie mode
blip2004: I'm sure you could find horror mods for it
SnackPak_: war is spooky
Mazrae: For some reason watching Alan Wake has made me take a nap each time
PMAvers: The most scary thing is colonization
MegaDosX: Half of the games you've played are diet spooky at best
dumbo3k: I'm sure theres a halloween mod or something
matthaus_c: Alex has played Dark Souls here
dravman: The horror of capitalism
Fanklok: Yeah Graham is an idiot
ButterBall000: You got puttputt, sky's the limit
HorusFive: Is Vlad Tepes an option in Civ6?
couchboyj: What is spookier than nuclear war?
SmoreThanAFeelin: by your powers combined
itira: truuue
CururuGuasu: The inexorable march of time is the scariest thing
lochnessseammonster:
Pharmacistjudge: despotism?
I_Am_Clockwork: Lots of capitalism
Thefluffiestguineapig: beign poor in capitalism
kumatsu: War Crimes Gandhi is the scariest thing we could ever see on Let's Nope
MegaDosX: False vacuum decay
ButButTheJesus: spiders
voren_chalco: Nuclear Gandhi, probably
MacbethSeemsSus: Play Gran Colombia, they're terrifying
matthaus_c: oh, skaven
SnackPak_: how big are the guns?
HorusFive: Mice riding spiders with rifles
TheAwkes: So... Maus.
KWardJenx: He's not wrong.
The_Color_Twelve: little scratching in the walls... then BAM
Pharmacistjudge: Malthus
shendaras:
queercrafting_chonk: Great stream, guys 💕
xantos69:
50 Bits!
Thefluffiestguineapig:
AMuseOfFirebane: thanks for stream!
ButterBall000: Is there context for why "poutine" and "coffee" are in the tags?
Pharmacistjudge:
11 months for me
Thefluffiestguineapig: The pistachio emote looks like a great hug
KWardJenx: Thanks for the stream!
phuznutz: Take care all!
Pharmacistjudge:
off by a hundo ben
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
ButButTheJesus: thx strem
itira: Thanks for the stream! Have a good night everyone!
BusTed: busted
josh___something: Sleebgy lil guy
Mollylele: he's eepy
NimrodXIV: lies
MegaDosX: Ben, ling
MegaDosX: lying*
HorusFive: Called out
The_Color_Twelve: eepy lies
ButButTheJesus: NOO IMMA BEDDDD
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
HorusFive:
PMAvers: He's totally going to go home and play some ARAMs I bet
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
ButButTheJesus: IMMA NOT PLAY WAR THUNDER FOR 3 HOURS
josh___something: Go home, go bebd D:
queercrafting_chonk: Hahahaha night all 🥰✨
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also thanks for being excellent chat!!!!!
LostThePirate: Thanks for the stream, lads
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