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 bwk789: hope they play the totally normal event Tod
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 hd_dabnado: 
  TXC2: there it is
 MegaDosX: There we go
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 baltimore_667083: hi adam! hi graham!
ArkhamEscapeArtist: Never drafted before, so I'm sure I have the first part down @hd_dabnado
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 jacqui_lantern234: WELL WELL WELL!!!!!!!!!! if it aint a beautiful group of stellar friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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  Foxmar320: Graham just mimes the entire stream
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 vogon_poet: This should be entertaining: Graham's desire to get into the game vs. Adam's desire to do ANYTHING but play the game when streaming. Aaannd... FIGHT!!!
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ShinyMucklord: @foxmar320 Graham is the fourth Mr Mime.
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ShinyMucklord: The company is working perfectly... better fix that!
 MegaDosX: Congratulations, you have invented public transport
Bruceski: Infinite growth, you're not allowed to say "we're good, we just keep doing this and keep making money."
 MommaGart: wow imagine a bus
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 Strebenherz: Bus.X
  TXC2: what you have to understand is, people are REALLY stupid
 EvilBadman: What if we invented a bus with no passengers and we encouraged people to give us money anyways
 jacqui_lantern234: both, graham
 MegaDosX: I vote B
 Tom_Bruise: they're either scammers looking for suckers, or suckers
 jacqui_lantern234: the answer is both
 DAC169: I see a lot of bandages on Graham's hands 
Bruceski: Elon Musk's "subway but worse" in Vegas.
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 MegaDosX: It's going to shamble on like a goddamn zombie
 BrowneePoints: You could also be stupid and attempt to have the balls Gumroad has
 MegaDosX: Sooner or later
 Diabore: twitter seems like its on a steady downward trend
Flyingdelorion: You do know there is also a video game featuring a bus going through the desert?
  QuixoticScrivener: Now its just filled with Nazis
 Tom_Bruise: Despite its best effortts, Twitter stands
 MrPipboy3000: I miss the old internet ... Social media was a mistake
 MommaGart: Graham fought a paper shredder and won
 MegaDosX: Remember it's a Magic stream Adam, you're not meant to swear 
 jacqui_lantern234: you didnt even record the fall?!?! literally unsubbing 
 BrowneePoints: OH NOOO
 BrowneePoints: THE CHOO CHOO TRAIN FALL!
 jacqui_lantern234: oh no!!! D:
 MegaDosX: Oh dear
  TXC2: just accelerate into the ground
  Foxmar320: Graham we call that falling with style
 emberBecky: eeek
ShinyMucklord: Yikes T_T
 MegaDosX: "You should see the other guy"
 Diabore: booth view?
raulghoulia: but you should see the other guy
 EvilBadman: you should see the other guy, er curb.
  TXC2: did Graham fall ? or is he a bareknuckle fighter? 
 Cptasparagus: falls will become more common as you get older
Flyingdelorion: Welcome to LRR Fight club
 Earthenone: some sort of sidewalk slam?
 BrowneePoints: Graham fought Terra, and as per usual, She won
 MegaDosX: RIP
 jacqui_lantern234: "you should see the other guy, literally concrete"
 Strebenherz: Oof
MrTulip: fighting the world, in a very literal sense
 Diabore: big rip
just__fitz: Swap to Garmin
 BrowneePoints: embedded itself into the guts
MilkInBags: Graham did you literally helldive
 MegaDosX: From a heavy fall, yeah that could just be busted
  Foxmar320: IRL Helldiver Graham Stark
 Strebenherz: Glad you're okay, but damn
 MegaDosX: Glad it's just material damage and skin abrasions
 hd_dabnado: I wonder why our first response when we fall is to break our wrists
 barringtonstabb: The older you get the more dramatic falling over is...
  TXC2: best thing you can learn from judo is how to fall
 FenrisSchafer: Damn, that's how I broke my wrist
 BrowneePoints: because your hands break your fall
 northos: @hd_dabnado better than breaking most other parts of your body
 jacqui_lantern234: ADAM 
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 MegaDosX: @hd_dabnado "Oh shit I'm falling, gotta stop myself, I know I'll put my hand down" is the basic instinct
MilkInBags: better your hands than your head
 BrowneePoints: like not as a joke, you put your hands out to brace your head and roll to your arms to reduce the force of the distance of your body
 BrowneePoints: it's kind of like a brilliant evolutionary response
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 Tobenamed1: what is w/e?
  TXC2: Tobenamed1  whatever
 Marvoleath: @Tobenamed1 whatever
 MegaDosX: Sounds like you didn't wind up looking like Moxley, probably for the best though 
 arkhamrefugee: *Concussed
 BrowneePoints: So it was the sprinting duck fall
 Tom_Bruise: Roll?!
 Tobenamed1: I do not do the web lingo well
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 BrowneePoints: (imagine a duck running full out with it's neck outstretched, that was Graham mid fall)
 EvilBadman: immediately thinking of no selling smh.
 BrowneePoints: @Tom_Bruise Rolling over onto shoulder to reduce the impact
MilkInBags: wow this is a weird graphical overhaul mod for balatro 
ShinyMucklord: Someone should be yelling "Do a barrel roll!"
rentar42: Magic magic magic magic!
 MegaDosX: P1P1 Nicol Bolas let's go
 hb8u: I thought this was let's nope
MilkInBags: time to lose to passive planeswalker abilities
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: how long since war of the spark now
 bwk789: are you aware of the bonus event?
 korvys: Draft Ashiok is all I remember
PoorMansPoison: Nicole,  bowl lass
 jacqui_lantern234: mayhem devil
 northos: you can amass zombies, specifically 
 BrowneePoints: Wow, I just realized my Acting background actually gave me INCREDIBLE knowledge on eating shit(as in falling)
blastseeker: ashiok millll
 MegaDosX: Mayhem Devil
 Diabore: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn it was at least pre pandini, so more than 4 years
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AzaleaCloud: Drafting WAR?
  TXC2: fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn  are you sitting down?
 Tom_Bruise: @BrowneePoints well, I was imagining some sort of dodge roll, like a fromsoft game, and now I'm sad.
 EvilBadman: Oh yeah TOTALLY NORMAL EVENT is still up, maybe for near-end of stream?
 Marvoleath: WAR never changes
JinaMahavira: I just watched that Friday nights before this (day at YJ)
 Marvoleath: wait, wrong set
 Diabore: speaking of
 Earthenone: its miller time!
MilkInBags: oh yeah the elderspell
 MegaDosX: Also Prison Realm
 jacqui_lantern234:  i totally forgot about "lrrm-tug"
AzaleaCloud: Hey speak of the Ashiok
Chesul: @JinaMahavira I also watched that one earlier today!
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: @TXC2 is anyone ever sitting down relative to a spheroid travelling through space (yes)
 Diabore: i actually beat an op with 2 ashioks, shit still sucked though
 korvys: Do it
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 MegaDosX: There's some OK white in this pack
Flyingdelorion: OOh Ashiok!
MilkInBags: this was the first set of interdimensional war and like one guy died only
JinaMahavira: @Chesul I'm quickly realizing it's my favorite episode
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: @Diabore oof
 BrowneePoints: You excited for Yeehaw Reveals starting next week Graham!? The story has been AMAZING so far and a real "Who's Who" of our Fan Favorite Morally Ambiguous characters!(and the art is SICK)
 jacqui_lantern234: if elderspell is so good, why isnt there an ELDESTspell?! 
 Earthenone: ashiock also can go in blue OR black
 hd_dabnado: or if you get two
 Earthenone: so solid first pick
 MommaGart: @loadingreadyrun i would NEVER slack off i’m doing video exports right now
 MegaDosX: Ashiok doing their thing
 hd_dabnado: LOL
 northos: fate!
AzaleaCloud: 
Flyingdelorion: Lol
  TXC2: it's happening!
blastseeker: yay
TetraRay: my god
 hd_dabnado: CALLED IT
 Diabore: what did the person take???
 jacqui_lantern234: A B C - Always Draft Ashiok
 DAC169: 
 Earthenone: welp. all in dealer
 Tom_Bruise: oooh.... oh no...
Sir_Louis: lmaoooo
MilkInBags: what about a third
 MegaDosX: Graham are you a wizard
 Strebenherz: WELL THEN
 MommaGart: i mean i slack off all the time but not right now
JinaMahavira: three-peat?
 MegaDosX: You have to tell us if you are a wizard
 SeaDiegoFC: I'm hoping for a more "Y'allternative" alt art for my girl Gisa
 sophieghost: Oh we the villain
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Chesul: @JinaMahavira it's definitely way up there. I'm a little partial to the last slaw episode, but just watching Nelly be Nelly is great.
MilkInBags: cowboy magic 
 Diabore: ghostform
epicduece: ah, mill strats, nice!
 EvilBadman: Whoa, whoa, hol' up TWO OWLS?
 jacqui_lantern234: ooh, jhostform
 BrowneePoints: Oh yea, Ashiok is also apparently the one who brought the ragtag group of baddies together for the heist!
 Diabore: slap a ghostform on that ashiok and laugh
  TXC2: how are we 3 weeks into March already? 
 BrowneePoints: Fun times!
 niccus: people are all about the thunder junk
MilkInBags: you can mill yourself with ashiok?
rentar42: I don't actually know what I'm associating here, but "thunder junction" somehow sounds ... rude to me ... I don't know why
 Marvoleath: ghostform can save Ashioks 
 MegaDosX: No, you can
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 MegaDosX: You can mill yourself, but you always exile your opponent's graveyard
 hd_dabnado: yeah but you shouldnt target yourself most times
epicduece: heartfire is a great spell
AzaleaCloud: White looks SUPER open so far
Invitare: Ajani's Pridemate 
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 Diabore: maybe white and blue/black?
 MegaDosX: 5/4 with flavour text
epicduece: force kitties if you see them
 SeaDiegoFC: War of the Spark was my first set and pre-release. It's my favorite set still. I opened Ashiok and Liliana in my pool and got 3rd
 BrowneePoints: yea Amonkhet had hippos
 Earthenone: pridemate and try for life gain shanans in orzhov?
MilkInBags: gamers hate vanilla
 EvilBadman: White seems like a safe slife into
 jacqui_lantern234: @Jethrain a zippo, if you will 
 EvilBadman: slide*
  TXC2: man remember flavour text?
Invitare: Statue!
Invitare: love the statue
epicduece: if you go the control route... statue can be fun
 jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 id rather not 
Jethrain: @jacqui_lantern234 chandra's here?
 Diabore: control finisher is fine
 BrowneePoints: Mowu? Giant Gwowth?
 shendaras: Hello all
epicduece: reversal...
  TXC2: hello shendaras  welcome
 jacqui_lantern234: @BrowneePoints Mowu wats dis?
MilkInBags: only nerds write and read flavour text 
  TXC2: whose the dog with all the counters? MOWU!
MilkInBags: wait, is this the inheritance set
 Diabore: vanilla 3/2
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epicduece: reversal on enter the god pharaohs is a good time
  Juliamon: put the kettle on, it's time for COFFEE
 MegaDosX: Oh hey there Rally of Wings
 ShinyMucklord: Drafting pre-2020: "this card is not bad. "
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Alma_v:   
  TXC2: hello Raiders
 joallthedogs:   
 MegaDosX: Oh shit raiders
 MrSarkhan:   
TheAinMAP:   
 BrowneePoints: W/G looked decently open
The_Myrdin: Helloooooo Serge's boss!
 SergeYager: hello
 TehAmelie: he Serge's boss!
 brieandbacon:    
 BrowneePoints: Raid-ger?
MilkInBags: hello coffee nerds
 SergeYager: nailed it
Boon_33:  
 TehAmelie: and Adam!
Ms_LadyMix:   
 ExachixKitsune:   
 Diabore: we need creatures for these band togethers
 Aarek:   
 enkor2113: a serge surge
 drizztnailo: oooh war of the spark limited was the first set i ever drafted
 DAC169:   
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 hd_dabnado: I dont remember it being that good
BushidoBush: Why is the stream so quiet?
 jacqui_lantern234: Karn's not Bastion, hes Karn! 
 MegaDosX: 5c good stuff
 BrowneePoints: remember when "everyone" thought she was Emrakul in Human form at this point?
  TXC2: Karn didn't merge with master mold to become bastion
 BrowneePoints: revival?
just__fitz: So many commander cards in here
theguardianotter: Hello all!
  TXC2: hello theguardianotter  welcome
theguardianotter: Just got home, glad I could catch the stream
 micalovits: Ghostorm+ Ashiok is nice iirc
 jacqui_lantern234: Kayaya
theguardianotter: Ooh, the spubble
 MegaDosX: Spark Double for a third Ashiok?
Vandristine: just got here we on 5 color?
Night_xD: 3rd ashiok tho
 BrowneePoints: Spark Double is real good though.
MilkInBags: spark doublé
theguardianotter: Oh God you have two ashioks
 James_the_Dabbler: Wait what set is this?
 Suffix: Terrible Graham. I have a cold.
MilkInBags: WAR
theguardianotter: War of the Spark
 BrowneePoints: oooo wardscale crocodile
 Diabore: @theguardianotter so far
 James_the_Dabbler: Fun!
  TXC2: Suffix  get well soon 
 drizztnailo: eternal skylord carried my ass when i drafted this for the first time
 BrowneePoints: big ole Idiot/Idiot
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theguardianotter: Turns out, Blue Black is just absurd
 jacqui_lantern234: @Suffix get better soon 
 Suffix: I appreciate that! But I think we're good.
 bwk789: are you aware of the bonus mkm event going on arena right now?
theguardianotter: Considering I lost my first draft to four people playing it, and then went 6-3 with it
 Luna_TheOtter: Hey, hope your drafts today will go well 
  TXC2: "we could come to your place later" is at both ends of the wholesome/ scary scale
theguardianotter: @luna_theotter greetings fellow otter
MilkInBags: nice username
Jethrain: uhhhhhhh
MilkInBags: popular with a lot of people
 hd_dabnado: grizzly was good iirc
 BrowneePoints: Anyways, my one Magic hope this year, is that they randomly announce an In-set Resident Evil UB for Duskmourne in the style of the JP cards. It just makes sense
 Diabore: i think spinner just because we have no 2 drops
theguardianotter: Kiora or Harold
AzaleaCloud: (to the truncated tune of One Week) It's Ben~
 Gekyouryuu: Question: has whatever ARG was going on with this set been solved yet? I wanna know if they revealed why some cards had a thing in the art be a different color sometimes, for starters
 MegaDosX: Your curve literally starts at 3 right now
 jacqui_lantern234: so, graham and adam, important question. has anyone reminded you that youre both wonderful? if not HERES YOUR DANG REMINDER!!!!!! 
 LilianaSkyMage: what set is this?
  TXC2: which Tarkir clan is that dragon from? 
 TehAmelie: i second this reminder!
  TXC2: LilianaSkyMage  war of the spark
 MegaDosX: Noted terrible card, Prismite
 jacqui_lantern234: prismite NOT make this deck 
epicduece: one skulker can win a game
MrTulip: but priswon't
Night_xD: i really liked the bond cards. showing 2 guilds working together 
 hd_dabnado: Harold is okay?
Chesul: it's on Ravnica, shouldn't mono 2drops be the meta like you guys proved?
 Earthenone: i dont know about the format but i tfeels like if we want ashiock on 3 we should have a blocker for it on 1 or 2
 BrowneePoints: ephiphany is good too
epicduece: yeah... toll...
 jacqui_lantern234 chants "cronch"
theguardianotter: The invasion tolls for thee
theguardianotter: Band together is great
theguardianotter: Strix is good
MilkInBags: using bond of revival for duskmantle operative 
 BrowneePoints: i'd take the strix
 jacqui_lantern234: flying noted good keyword 
MilkInBags: wall of runes is 100% playable if i recall
  TXC2: people clearly not rare drafting this set
jessicaengle: Hello 
theguardianotter: Beacon for incidental value?
AzaleaCloud: Sky Theater Strix is power, it's literally a power crept Storm Crow.
  TXC2: hello jessicaengle  welcome
MilkInBags: because a lot of creatures have 3 power
 SeaDiegoFC: What is this, some kind of haven for strixes?
 Earthenone: beacon so we feel safe picking kaya next pack 
 jacqui_lantern234: @jessicaengle HAI FRIEND 
 BrowneePoints: hey it resets our spark double
 micalovits: Time twist is nice
theguardianotter: Everybody do the twist
Night_xD: blink an ahsjok
 MegaDosX: I remember hearing Opportunist was good
 micalovits: Ashiok after they attack it
Jundinator: Hai everyone   
 BrowneePoints: that's a LATE epiphany
MilkInBags: blink my mom
jessicaengle: YO @jacqui_lantern234 YOU DA MVP 
  TXC2: hello Jundinator  welcome
 nappitatti: hello!
theguardianotter: You can definitely pick up another one if you want one tbh
Jundinator: Don't we all miss the days when cards were less complicated.
 Diabore: we're a little removal light
 hd_dabnado: hell-no!
 MegaDosX: Nice.
 Cptasparagus: one of the last drafts I did before the pandemic I had 8 aven eternals.... it was great
 jacqui_lantern234: @jessicaengle i dont see a badge denoting this, so HAH
Jundinator: Especially GASP vanilla creatures
theguardianotter: We have player removal with ashiok
 MegaDosX: Spells.planeswalker
epicduece: epiphany has helped me a bunch and Ral is crazy good...
 BrowneePoints: +2 scry -2 fork
 NornsFelidar: or both
 Gekyouryuu: Oh, another question: has it been stated anywhere why we've not done nicknames since eldraine? Was really looking forward to trying to name "red herring" as "communism" or that one loxodon detective "Horton hears a clue"
theguardianotter: Vraskas finisher is also good
 micalovits: Ral is not great though, is he?
theguardianotter: Damn, lots of options here
just__fitz: Dimir is the draft equivalent of going stealth archer in skyrim
 EvilBadman: Biunce your own ashiok
epicduece: the sphinx reloads a pw
Jundinator: The other flier is deece
 BrowneePoints: just -2 for fork is gross
 MegaDosX: He's also +2 to scry
 BrowneePoints: -2 for fork is REAL good
AzaleaCloud: Maybe you just splash red on principle so you can also play Heartfire
 MegaDosX: That's so much loyalty
 jacqui_lantern234: its scry 1, but +2
 drizztnailo: sometimes him giving a second removal spell is also sweet
  TXC2: proliferate good with all our planeswalkers
 itsr67: the fork tends to be more backbreaking than it seems
 Earthenone: i love deathsprout! (not here obviously)
 BrowneePoints: plus if we get to Ral Spark Double Ral we're in for goofy stuff
Night_xD: WAR was the first set i drafted 
  TXC2: Eternal Taskmaster AKA the channel Dave 
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 jacqui_lantern234: yeah, this format is fine being low on creatures cause of the walkers. i tend to lump them together for building
theguardianotter: Crush dissent?
 Earthenone: crush disent?
 Bugberry: Roalesk is funny with Clones
 MegaDosX: There's a new Roalesk in MKM Alchemy that's kinda hilarious
 jacqui_lantern234: damn, breaker
 MegaDosX: Basically Momir with cloaked creatures
 drizztnailo: crush seems real good
theguardianotter: Dambreaker isn't a bad choice tho
 hd_dabnado: transmutation is removal though
 jacqui_lantern234: is Narset's Reversal any good in the format?
theguardianotter: Weird
  TXC2: MegaDosX  I've seen it once in brawl, shocked I've not seen it more
 WhirlwindAbyss: War of the spark limited? this this just start?
 MegaDosX: 2019
 BrowneePoints: it was pretty decent removal in this set
theguardianotter: Weew aid the fawwen
 BrowneePoints: Oof. Ral Fork Stealth Mission
 Cptasparagus: this is a 2024 curve not a 2019 curve lol
 micalovits: Missing 5 one drops for 2024
Jethrain: didn't they errata Naga to 'snake'?
 BrowneePoints: Unless they were dumb like Goblin Guide
theguardianotter: They used to be BAD
 micalovits: Probably cutting the 3/2 naga?
 BrowneePoints: Jackal Pup
epicduece: do you need the naga?
AzaleaCloud: Goblin Guide?
 Bugberry: At common maybe
 itsr67: goblin guide
 EvilBadman: llanowar Elves, baybee
 Revenant77x: Elves
 bwk789: recall?
 Earthenone: delver of secrets?
 itsr67: uhh llanowar elves
AzaleaCloud: Delver's a good one
Jundinator: Plated Geopede?
 NornsFelidar: llanowar elf or other dorks
 Bugberry: Mogg Fanatic?
 Gekyouryuu: I still remember the Gatecrash draft where we accidentally broke the format wide open with Boros mono 2 drops
 BrowneePoints: Mogg Fanatic
 BrowneePoints: Jackal Pup
 drizztnailo: delver?
 shendaras: savannah lions
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theguardianotter: They've definitely gotten WAY better
 MommaGart: it used to be the exception and not the rule though absolutely
 Bugberry: Mogg Fanatic when damage was on the stack
 TheManaLeek: Delver was high variance in limited. Generally meh, sometimes insane
 Bugberry: Sol Ring is a 1 drop
 gryfyn1: benalsih hero erasure will not stand, banding is busted
 BrowneePoints: @MoxCubitZirconium Is Raging Goblin outdating Jackal Pup?
theguardianotter: LCI had some absurd 1 drops
  TXC2: now if we could just rid of one drop instants we'd be getting somewhere
 1y1e: Gingerbrute makes his case
Jundinator: Maybe wotc could bring older formats to arena. Maybe IPA draft
 jacqui_lantern234: is 1 red source the call?
 EvilBadman: Bastion for proliferate
 MommaGart: In M10-M12 we had Elite Vanguard as an uncommon Savannah Lion but idk if you'd even run that in Limited
theguardianotter: Ship it!
 Bugberry: Figure of Destiny is a pretty cool 1 drop
 Diabore: @TXC2 heard, 1 drops now cost no mana
 1y1e: oh wait DOOMED TRAVELER
Night_xD: nah. i'd win
  TXC2: Diabore  nooooooo!
AzaleaCloud: Teach me Adam. :<
 MoxCubitZirconium: @browneepoints Yup. Jackal Pup was in Mirage Block I believe. Raging Gobbo was before that, 4th Ed. I think
Politicallycorrekt: Bomat was nice to play in the aggro plan
epicduece: yay, 1 red pip for grixis!
 jacqui_lantern234: jokes on you, im bad luck WHEREVER i go!!! 
 micalovits: You just lose enugh that you get used to it
 drizztnailo: i got no gems i gotta win this draft brother
AzaleaCloud: XD Not what I meant.
 Bugberry: Slippery Bogle is such a good 1 drop that it defined an archetype
 MegaDosX: Spiderman pointing meme
 fjordsword: Healer's Hawk
 fjordsword: What a banger
 brieandbacon: Flying Men
 Bugberry: !card slippery bogle
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 jacqui_lantern234: also Chess will teach you REAL QUICK how to lose
MilkInBags: wait, we lose in magic?
  TXC2: you just concede at the sight of the 5C commander and re-queue
 drizztnailo: wait, you lose in fighting games?
 Strebenherz: Goblin guide's been said already but it's an old fav of mine
 micalovits: RIP Ashiok
 MegaDosX: Bye Ashiok
 brieandbacon: I'm used to watching Wheeler, is it possible to lose in Magic?
 MegaDosX: Also you have second Ashiok
AzaleaCloud: Ah, but what about second Ashiok?
MilkInBags: I bet I would have a 90% winning rate in SF6, I'm built different
 Bugberry: Charging Badger is definitely an iconic 1 drop
 MegaDosX: Remember that Taskmaster enters tapped
 Earthenone: if  we trade we have our 2nd aid target lined up
epicduece: and it is +2 to scry
theguardianotter: Right on time
 BrowneePoints: @MoxCubitZirconium looked it up. They both dropped the same year with Portal and Tempest 
 drizztnailo: @MilkInBags so true bestie
 BrowneePoints: -2 relentless advance
 MoxCubitZirconium: I imagine myself in assisted living, my nephews whining about visiting. “Uncle Doug won’t stop asking me if I’m paying the one… can we go home Dad?!”
 BrowneePoints: oo
Therberus: So how goes the magic and the gathering?
 hd_dabnado: you want lands here
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MilkInBags: boo
epicduece: scry 1 and eat removal
 BrowneePoints: you just said that to the cadence of "They fly now"
theguardianotter: Fug
 BrowneePoints: "They fly now?" "ral dies here"
epicduece: or advance?
theguardianotter: We can't actually cast ral again
theguardianotter: Oh whoops
 micalovits: Taskmaster, plan, swing?
 hd_dabnado: I like triple spelling here but the options are interesting
theguardianotter: Taskmaster and then contentious plan so you can get the extra counter on drake?
noncrypticmoth: What is that cat friend of ours
noncrypticmoth: And how do I get one
epicduece: nerf the weird
theguardianotter: So much value
AzaleaCloud: Grip and rip
 DAC169: nerf the weird
 jacqui_lantern234: @DAC169 the newest TV Game Show 
epicduece: now would be lowered by 2...
theguardianotter: Weird nerf but ok
noncrypticmoth: Man I feel like Paul in the first episode of Friday nights
 DAC169: lowers by 1, but keeps it from getting more counters every time they cast an instant or sorcery
 BrowneePoints: Thunder Thunder THUNDER! Drake
Jethrain: @noncrypticmoth the brushwagg bundle i think is just permanently in the arena store
Jethrain: if that's the "cat friend" you meant
 jacqui_lantern234: cruelTEEZ NUTZ 
 itsr67: "eff this dove in particular"
theguardianotter: Mythic uncommon right there
 MommaGart: wow we're really good at the "unless they kill it" calls this game
noncrypticmoth: He looks like a spaghetti cat
 MegaDosX: It still remains a 4/4
noncrypticmoth: So for the online magic do u get access to all the cards or just the packs you buy?
MilkInBags: @noncrypticmoth 2nd option
epicduece: nice mill
noncrypticmoth: Yea that's fair
theguardianotter: Ashiok is NOT ok
noncrypticmoth: Probably makes it a bit easier to do
 ghizmou: we only need to last a few more turns
theguardianotter: Lost several games to it yesterday
theguardianotter: Chump a dump
Jethrain: @noncrypticmoth you get access to a few starting decks and you earn some packs for free by just playing
MilkInBags: they knew you'd draw a land
 BrowneePoints: THREE tibalts?
noncrypticmoth: Right on thank you jet
 ghizmou: that s messed up
 BrowneePoints: what the EFF is their deck!?
theguardianotter: Woof
MilkInBags: i mean tibalt is uncommon
Vandristine: my man loves Tibalt
 TheWriterAleph: no expects that third tibalt 
theguardianotter: Right?
MilkInBags: ggwp
AzaleaCloud: That deck is bonkers. 
theguardianotter: Damn, gg
 MegaDosX: Opponent drafted something good
Jundinator: Ouch
 RetroHibiscus: graham from the streets
 Earthenone: classic ryan
 DAC169: who's Ryan?
 BrowneePoints: they had the rare rakdos uncommon, one of the best rakdos rares, the rakdos wrath AND 3 tibalts!?
 ghizmou: ryan reynolds of course
  TXC2: wow opp had a constructed deck 
 bwk789: been watching NL?
 DAC169: 
 James_the_Dabbler: Ryan?
 TimIAm: Those classic LRR boys Ryan Jeff and Pete
 jacqui_lantern234: lrrRyan should just be another emote of Graham 
DoctorCactus: he probably is
noncrypticmoth: Ryan Reynolds also known as my future ex
 korvys: Famous Canadian Ryan Reynolds
keyforgealchemist: SNIKT
AzaleaCloud: Stream sponsored by Mint Mobile?
MilkInBags: I am Ryan Raynaulds
 hd_dabnado: people rarely are
 BrowneePoints: speaking of which Graham, X-Men 97 is heckin good
theguardianotter: Graham, secret Ryan Reynolds lookalike
Jundinator: Ryan. You mean Ryan Spain?
noncrypticmoth: Oo is it brownee
noncrypticmoth: I was hoping it's good
JinaMahavira: Isn't Jacob's SF6 rival a Ryan?
MilkInBags: better than exposure i guess
 v_nome: I wish somebody would pay me in gum
 TheManaLeek: G-Fuel < Exposure
  TXC2: next Gorilla mind will contact Adam 
theguardianotter: G fuel peddler
Vandristine: "Oh god yes, I NEED my electrolytes"
 NorthstarTex: lol wut, that's sad marketing
keyforgealchemist: Is G Fuel like Gut Milk?
Jundinator: Whatever happened to LRRCON?
 itsr67: ah gottem ggs
 TimIAm: Next year five years ago will have been 2020
 Earthenone: ashiock vs golgari is also quite good
 BrowneePoints: BONTU
 BrowneePoints: is GONETU
theguardianotter: Bontoons
AzaleaCloud: Gonetu a farm upstate
 jacqui_lantern234: BontUwU
BurningWorld65: if you mill then the decks aren't better
 MegaDosX: You can Kiora into Toll next turn
Invitare: I remember when I once got all 5 gods out at once
just__fitz: Commander cards .set
Vandristine: god a vanilla 3/2 for 3... I forgot what magic was like
 MegaDosX: This is better though
 MegaDosX: I'd take Jiang to cut their mana
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 Earthenone: i think we take the planeswaker here
 Earthenone: 
theguardianotter: Damn, their decks gross
 BrowneePoints: Yanggu lets them ramp so we gotta take it
MilkInBags: yanggone
 BrowneePoints: BLAST ZONE!?
  TXC2: have we seen Yanggu since this set?
 freshbubba: Milled 4 lands
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 hd_dabnado: nah
 MommaGart: they have as many cards in their deck as our opponent did last game when we checked
 BrowneePoints: yea we just top deck our 2nd one
 Earthenone: nah we chump for 4 turns
 itsr67: and proliferate for 4 turns
noncrypticmoth: Hey not a magic question but does Ian steam
MilkInBags: leaning on ashiok at 18 cards is a gamble
noncrypticmoth: Stream
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 Earthenone: chumping makes us win 4 turns faster
 hd_dabnado: they*
 Earthenone: is what i meant
w1gum: seriously ryan get it together
 BrowneePoints: technically another TWO
 MegaDosX: Ashiok is they/them
noncrypticmoth: O hey
AzaleaCloud: Actively gaming
 Diabore: wooooooow
 itsr67: simply just draw good
 Diabore: @MegaDosX i thought ashiok was just ashiok?
noncrypticmoth: Thanks bot
Avak4do: 
 micalovits: Ez game Ez life
 MegaDosX: @Diabore As of a couple of years ago they have pronouns now
theguardianotter: Guess who's back
theguardianotter: Back again
 BrowneePoints: they started doing they/them cuz it was easier to write
 DAC169: Opponent: "Thanks, I hate it."
 BrowneePoints: but Ashiok's species is Agender
walkeroftales: I can never get over how legit a wincon Ashiok is in this format
Vandristine: Ash/iok
ashteranic: rofl
 BrowneePoints: conceptually, Ashiok's species is Agender, but for WRITING, they said they/them is okay
 MommaGart: There was an article saying Ashiok had no pronouns but because "they/them" was gramatically incorrect which is DUMB and BAD
Jundinator: It's sounds strange to refte
 jacqui_lantern234: ok but is Ashiok single?!?!
 Aarek: is ashiok thinking about holes?
 MegaDosX: As for the otherworldly and unknowable nature of Ashiok that not having pronouns engenders, I think they probably manage that fine 
 Diabore: @jacqui_lantern234 ashiok is many things, single might be one of them
theguardianotter: Ashiok is currently committing crimes on Thunder Junction
MilkInBags: "At this booth, you get 10% off GFueld"
Jundinator: It's weird to refer to anyone in the third person
 Marvoleath: Ashiok is now a quest giver for the Oko's Borderlands crew
Jundinator: Or rather to refer to oneself in third person
 BrowneePoints: Oh yea Ashiok is the one that hired Oko and Gang for the Thunder Junction Job btw Graham. Didn't know if you knew that, but it's kinda sweet
MilkInBags: I would be embarrassed if I were them
 TimIAm: I'm sorry I thought you were a business
noncrypticmoth: That's skeevy
Flyingdelorion: You walk through a forest and see Ashiok in a jar....wait...
 MegaDosX: They are not good at business
MilkInBags: yeah TV execs have to pay brands to show their ads 
 jacqui_lantern234: YOURE SWEET, GRAHAM
 jacqui_lantern234: #Gottem
  TXC2: isn't that fraud ?
 MommaGart: For the record, people who use no pronouns still say "I"
 Cptasparagus: Wheeler sponsors the Rat Lobby for free
just__fitz: Smoke is technically fluid
MilkInBags: @TXC2 what's the fraud?
walkeroftales: Is the eternal taskmaster Greg Davies?
 BrowneePoints: Ding Dong your hand is Gone
 TimIAm: @walkeroftales TaskMaster secret lair when
 Diabore: @TimIAm little alex horne, a reprint of little girl
  TXC2: MilkInBags maybe not fraud, but getting people to advertise a product with no compensation sound illegal to me
 BrowneePoints: Thunder Drake is on the way! Thunder Drake is loose!
MilkInBags: it's legal, it's just not smart
 BrowneePoints: Thunder, thunder, thunder, THUNDER DRAKE!
 Diabore: @TXC2 from the story it sounded like the compensation was free product
 TheWriterAleph: THUN-DAH
 MegaDosX: No bulli
theguardianotter: Gotta go pick up pizza, I'll be back in a little while
  TXC2: Diabore  well that's something I guess
MilkInBags: 2 is like, more than 1
 Bugberry: a middle finger in card form
 TimIAm: I'm imagining the pyramid scheme episode of Always Sunny but with bad sponsorship deals instead
 BrowneePoints: and now they can't play Ceratok either
just__fitz: Is tiny Fbyllthp on the statue art?
 BrowneePoints: and giant growth costs THREE
 MommaGart: gg shake my hand
 Diabore: @MilkInBags some would say twice as much, not me though, dont trust numbers
 MegaDosX: It's basically Trinisphere
  TXC2: Graham today: "2 more is a lot" Ben yesturday "Ward 3 is not that much relly"
 RetroHibiscus: poggers
MilkInBags: this is basically ancestral recall
 MegaDosX: Graham has demonstrated a loop
 BrowneePoints: Graham is what we call "Jod's Perfect Jamer"
 Diabore: and we get another double spell turn next turn, we eatin good
 NornsFelidar: value
Jethrain: that's straight value right there
 TimIAm: praise jod
 BrowneePoints: Look, it's one of my oldest jokes
 TheWriterAleph: kneel before jod
 BrowneePoints: and I love it a lot
 MommaGart: shout out to a real one
 emberBecky: Jod is Jood
Piecrust9: Did we just pot of greed?
  TXC2: Jod and Gesus ?
 RatherLargeToad: Kneel before Jod
raulghoulia: the hard b in fambly
 Marvoleath: That sfx of hitting them for one eot cracks me up for some reason
 Bugberry: Love crushing this ent
 Marvoleath: just "bonk"
 MegaDosX: Globe maybe finds a land?
 Diabore: just globe and draw land, ez
MilkInBags: how would biblically accurate angels wear jeans
 veelofar: Is Jod what you call a god if they're made of denim?
 BrowneePoints: with statue
 gamercat88: may Job be with you... and also with you
 MegaDosX: Graham is impersonating the tax office
 Diabore: theyre also very dead
 BrowneePoints: There's only one class of angels that look like that
just__fitz: Around the wings
 MegaDosX: Biblically accurate angels don't technically have legs
Jethrain: levis within levis
 BrowneePoints: and they're ONLY mentioned in Ezekiel
 MommaGart: i mean "Biblically Accurate Angel" is wrong but it is funny
 Earthenone: biblicaly accurate angels were from evangellion?
raulghoulia: Be Not Afraid!
  TXC2: Thrones are just one kind of Angel
MilkInBags: yeah it's wrong fan fiction
 1y1e: pre-torn torus
 TimIAm: Wherever the Eva puts the jeans on them
MilkInBags: the *real* made up angels aren't like that
 TehAmelie: wheels, wings and fire. like a certain bicycle riding seagull
walkeroftales: How would Biblically Inaccurate Angels wear jeans?
 MommaGart: pretty sure in the Bible most angels are just dudes
 Bugberry: The bible was written by lots of different people across many centuries.
 EvilBadman: @MilkInBags Nope (2022)
MilkInBags: bible is fan fic
 emberBecky: ReligionforBreakfast had a good video on that, yeh
 micalovits: Mormons exist
 itsr67: 
 Marvoleath: nope, too much titty on those angels
 Cptasparagus: get that cherubussy
 MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
 veelofar: Dante's Inferno is Bible Fanfic
TetraRay: I do not want to know if they do
 MommaGart: Dante's Inferno is Bible fanfic
 Bugberry: Lots of the bible was fanfic.
 bwk789: that’s called King James Bible
 TimIAm: Those are called denominations Adam
MilkInBags: uppercut
 dionizuz: Hey Graham, how is it going with your health? Hope you're 100% clean now.
 MommaGart: @veelofar damn you beat me to it
  TXC2: the book of revelations is bible fanfic 
 MegaDosX: I vote yes
just__fitz: Bible is torah fanfic
ladyjessica: the Bible is fanfic.
 MegaDosX: Begin punch
ladyjessica: dammit.
Jethrain: Bayonetta is chock full of "biblically accurate angels" in that sense
ladyjessica: Dante
 Bugberry: The book of Enoch is  basically fanfic that was super controversial
 jacqui_lantern234: @bwk789  is a king?!?! well *i* didnt vote for him!!!
 veelofar: @MommaGart Get Biblically Accurately Dunked On
 TimIAm: The A in AO3 is for Apocrypha
 BrowneePoints: *looks at the new testament and the apocrypha and the book of Enoch* yes...yes they do
PoorMansPoison: All of date's inferno is Bible fanfic
 Bugberry: What i love about Granblue is it has both kinds of Angels.
 BrowneePoints: @TimIAm High five
 TimIAm: 
ladyjessica: Dante and his specific gripes about his contemporaries.
frank_the_great: Graham and Adam, my favorite spooky bois
 freshbubba: I thought those were Valorant characters
 TimIAm: @ladyjessica "This guy cut in front of me at a buffet once, he is in the fourth circle of hell"
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 jacqui_lantern234: dissappointing?! what about myself?!?!
 dionizuz: Nice to hear Graham! Could you tell anything about your treatment?
 BrowneePoints: Cuz of LotR yea
Jethrain: !card interplanar beacon
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 Diabore: ended in 2022
 brieandbacon: Two desert buses ago
 EvilBadman: DB 2022
 SymphonicLolita: time is hard
MilkInBags: 2020-2023 didnt exist
 gamercat88: time is a weird soup
 bwk789: @jacqui_lantern234 just got what you meant! great joke 
Ms_LadyMix: 10/10 wouldn't recommend
  TXC2: it's so wild that it's that long ago
 MegaDosX: Really? I always hear cancer treatment is a barrel of laughs (/s)
 jacqui_lantern234: @bwk789 wait, which joke?
MilkInBags: hospital employees are such gems
 jacqui_lantern234: cause lets be real, im a joke 
 Marvoleath: !joke
Shadowsoflife: @gamercat88 bidet
 baltimore_667083: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: Jack
 baltimore_667083: hey that's me!
 bwk789: the James bible one
 micalovits: @jacqui_lantern234 A great and lovely joke!
 MegaDosX: Just draw the Cyclonic Rift that's totally in your deck
 gamercat88: @Shadowsoflife bidet
  TXC2: baltimore_667083  well then get out of the box
 DAC169: JAMES!! 
 jacqui_lantern234: @bwk789 oh, yeah!
 drizztnailo: @Shadowsoflife bidet to you as well
Jethrain: we've got them on a 16-turn clock
 MegaDosX: Assuming no removal
 MegaDosX: Oh right hexproof
 jacqui_lantern234: @micalovits im sorry you think this way 
MilkInBags: statue op 
 BrowneePoints: yea it was 2022 cuz you got diagnosed the same year my mom did
Shadowsoflife: Bidet to you @drizztnailo
 baltimore_667083: @TXC2 but i dont wanna
MilkInBags: is james hiding in the office
frank_the_great: Something something draft and drawing three lands
 MegaDosX: #BlameJames
 BrowneePoints: it's a critical role thing
 MegaDosX: It's a Critical Role reference
 BrowneePoints: one of the players misheard "Good day"
MilkInBags: oh no, nerds in here??
 BrowneePoints: and thought Matt said "bidet"
 DAC169: Arena's shuffler is bad, and that's all there is to it.
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 jacqui_lantern234: @BrowneePoints yeah, my gran was dealing with her treatment a bit before G was
Shadowsoflife: @BrowneePoints It was grog/Travis
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samwiser_: I'm halfway into that last episode- I had to pause it to watch here.
 BrowneePoints: @Shadowsoflife they don't know who that was so i was just giving them context
 veelofar: You are Required to notice
 gamercat88: Kathleen been killing it with By Law and Order
 TheWriterAleph: Kathleen's worldbuilding is chef's kiss
 veelofar: You Must go back and watch, and you Must notice new things. It is not optional.
 MegaDosX: Oh man do they have the tank too?
 jacqui_lantern234:  being a good writer?! *shocked pikachu face*
Jethrain: 10 and a half years? that's almost a year!
 MegaDosX: The boy!
 TheWriterAleph: the lil guy!
 Gekyouryuu: saying "bidet, mate" reminded me, speaking of toilets: https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/791170221976977442/1220493008831512637/beethoven.png?ex=660f23b0&is=65fcaeb0&hm=1fec8439218b85fc59019c6eff9f84e826c5e26c715779b1c4f2d9cdeb0923f3&
 BrowneePoints: Speaking of CR though Graham, their new TTRPG that they put in Beta last week is purdy shweet(needs bumps ironed out but hey that's what beta playtests are for right?)
 EvilBadman: @KingOfDoma you baptized?
 gamercat88: @BrowneePoints Daggerheart looks neat
 veelofar: Oh, hey, it's the Otter Boy
frank_the_great: That's not a sub baby, that's a sub kid
 BrowneePoints: Daggerheart indeed looks sweet @gamercat88
 freshbubba: I play some trash vehicles in my non-white vehicles deck. But I wouldn't play the submarine
  TXC2: you're only as old as how you knees feel 
 TehAmelie: 50 is middle age, or so they thought before household televisions
 LurkerSpine: I felt old at 25
MilkInBags: when I was 34, i thought 40 was old, and now that I'm 35, yeah 40 is old 
Shadowsoflife: @gamercat88 it looks very interesting.
 jacqui_lantern234: speaking of age, i cant wait until my birthday this june where i turn 31. i CAN NOT WAIT to make my favourite Simpsons joke
 MegaDosX: Nothing
 MegaDosX: He dies
MilkInBags: if he dies, he dies
 BrowneePoints: they were thinking you'd block fblthp and give them a card
 gamercat88: 50 is when AARP sends you things and you can get early bird dinner for free
 Gekyouryuu: wait... Adam is older than Graham? Adam looks younger, and Graham looks 28
 KingOfDoma: Yeah, I'll do my best to be fresh and youthful, but it's tricky, my dudes
 sophieghost: He dies irl
 itsr67: reads elvish visionary for the first time
 gamercat88: @Shadowsoflife yes im excited
 veelofar: Wait, they just made a not great attack. Is there a caveat to that?
MilkInBags: adam you look like a solid 39
frank_the_great: I'm 29 and I'm kinda hating turning 30
 ghizmou: when s the last time you got carded?
 Marvoleath: "what happens when you die?" "you go into a box and someone gets your stuff"
 Strebenherz: early thirties
 jacqui_lantern234: yall dont look a day over 80 
MilkInBags: I'm joking 
 veelofar: I think Adam looks like 35
ladyjessica: 40 this year for me.
MilkInBags: I'm jealous of your impeccable grey hair
 micalovits: I think Adam looks great
Shadowsoflife: @gamercat88 I need read through it me, but class ideas are cool.
 DAC169: eating Prismite sounds good to me
 DAC169: 
 BrowneePoints: I think it's the glasses frames and trim, but you DO seem younger in my brain than during the long beard Baby Penelope days. maybe my brain is just old
  TXC2: just realised I'm less then a month from 35 
 gamercat88: numbers are a human construct, fuck numbers... unless they go brrrrrrrrrrr
 MegaDosX: I think you need a decent instant or sorcery in hand before Ral
 BrowneePoints: next turn we can Ral -2 double lazotep right?
 Gekyouryuu: @frank_the_great my favorite thing from hitting my 30s was being able to respond to any situation with a screenshot of Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force going "I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this."
MilkInBags: if anyone wants to feel old, just have Penelope tell you about 'retro consoles' like the Wii
 freshbubba: Mkm was pretty happy about 2 2/2s for 4
MtGJam: Just sitting here at 42 being like "is no one going to say they're older than me?"
 veelofar: Got Zwooped
frank_the_great: @Gekyouryuu I will find this and I will use this
 KingOfDoma: Oh, I completely spaced cuz I was telling my wife goodbye before she left for physio stuff - what format is this? Cube? WAR draft?
 itsr67: free boat
 ShaneLeeAtk: @MtGJam my friend
  TXC2: MtGJam  no grandpa 
 BrowneePoints: WAR draft
 Gekyouryuu: @frank_the_great here you go: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/54/01/bc/5401bceb040e56d6115fffccf54919b6.jpg
 NotCainNorAbel: @MtGJam I am older than you
 ShaneLeeAtk: Well.. I am 43...
MilkInBags: gottem
frank_the_great: Is she baptized?
 BrowneePoints: joke never gets old
 drizztnailo: its funny every time
 BrowneePoints: Graham you missed the ENTIRE Baptism joke night on Alan Wake 2
 MegaDosX: Is Graham missing context?
 gamercat88: yes it gets me everytime
 BrowneePoints: it was PERFECT
 SymphonicLolita: good joke streamer
MtGJam: Phew... thought I was the oldest person in chat. I'm too medically young for that 
MilkInBags: Graham is like "Wtf but ok"
 jacqui_lantern234: nonono, its SUPER funny
MilkInBags: 
 MegaDosX: Oh shit their uncommon walker is better than yours
 MegaDosX: No no, the baptized part
MilkInBags: does graham exist in the subwayverse
  TXC2: wild that this narset is uncommon
 BrowneePoints: To give context to the Baptized joke. Graham, imagine if you will....Baptismal Twitch Streamers, and what that would look like
 ghizmou: that s messed up
Astramentha: but is she baptized
   Anubis169: brrrr, little drafty in here
 ArdCollider: also we'll need to know what Graham's hot dog seller song is
   Anubis169: 
  TXC2: BrowneePoints  so just a stream of a mega church ?
 ghizmou: the secret anti mill tech
 KingOfDoma: Also, don't know if she's baptized, but I am, cuz Christianity is a Thing
  TXC2: hello Anubis169
 itsr67: the tech
 Marvoleath: @MilkInBags no, it's just Rayan there
   Anubis169: 'ello
 MegaDosX: Oh no they teched against you
 micalovits: I still like going all in on Ashio
Vandristine: the tech
 BrowneePoints: @TXC2 no, specifically a Channel/streamer that does baptisms
 MegaDosX: Correct
Vandristine: we have to, to send a message
 MegaDosX: TEFERI
 BrowneePoints: including hype men, chat interactions etc @TXC2
MilkInBags: it's not a great time to verify on the stack 
 MegaDosX: Get thee gone
 Strebenherz: SUPER MILL GO
 KingOfDoma: Raveling time, of course
 MegaDosX: God I hate that Teferi
 micalovits: Still is
MilkInBags: yes, banned in many formats
 ghizmou: he ruined standard
 MegaDosX: Took way too long for him to get banned
 BrowneePoints: it defined standard
MtGJam: Opp has the best walkers (minus nissa)
 jacqui_lantern234: teferi is REALLY good
 BrowneePoints: and got banned I think?
 drizztnailo: teferi 3 and teferi 5 being in the same standard format was something
Vandristine: always has been
Jethrain: is teferi ever not an absolute menace whenever he shows up?
MilkInBags: Teferi makes the game become Runeterra
 veelofar: Is that the Teferi that makes it so you can't play things except as Sorceries?
Astramentha: @browneepoints actually, I think it was learning that Ben’s brother isn’t baptized and Ben is
 MegaDosX: Yeah, months before rotating
 MegaDosX: They took way too long in banning T3feri
  TXC2: Jethrain  nope
 ghizmou: the not so secret anti mill tech
 BrowneePoints: @Astramentha that's what kicked off the hour long joke
 ghizmou: smash face
Astramentha: @browneepoints ah, must have missed what part we were referencing
 veelofar: The Nonbinary Skulkin
 MegaDosX: Parhelion II
superdude097: Inb4 they draw a tutor
 ghizmou: wait, was the the parhellion 2!!!
 BrowneePoints: and finale!?
 MegaDosX: What the fuck opponent
 Strebenherz: *value*
 drizztnailo: what is this deck?
 MegaDosX: What was their pod doing?
 BrowneePoints: OP just kinda...raredrafted?
  TXC2: are we in a cube somehow ?
 EvilBadman: their 50 card deck was "I don't know what to cut!"
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hello @loadingreadyrun .  How are y'all?
 itsr67: wha
 SymphonicLolita: need a cup of that person's deck
 Robot_Bones: What is a Draft deck, A Miserable Pile of Rares
 NornsFelidar: it’s a fever dream deck
 MegaDosX: They could pay, but it's summoning sick
 itsr67: check the opponent's deck, see if they're all stamped cards
 veelofar: James? Get out of the doorway
 freshbubba: Maybe they'll get confused and attack ral
thedepthandbreadthofseth: 🌊🌊🌊
  TXC2: maybe the James curse is actually the LRR curse ?
 BrowneePoints: Our deck wasn't BAD
 BrowneePoints: everyone else just had Haymakers
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hat draft time?
 bwk789: have you tried the new secret event?
 BrowneePoints: 
 BrowneePoints: 
 DAC169: @TXC2 nah. the "James Curse" is just Arena being Arena 
 MegaDosX: I mean why not
theguardianotter: Thundy juncts
 BrowneePoints: 
  TXC2: DAC169  indeed
 gamercat88: Soon. TM
theguardianotter: Noooo
MtGJam: 
TotallyNotaBeholder: Writes down apr 5th
uchihab7: its okos abs set
 MegaDosX: Huh.
 NornsFelidar: nice
 MegaDosX: Interesting
 Bugberry: a real wild west of release events
 BrowneePoints: it's a shame PPR couldn't get nailed down but this looks sick
samwiser_: Once we get our lovely PPR back... is there a chance we can see Maldhound at all? Love that silly boi.
raulghoulia: love it
Flyingdelorion: Cool!
theguardianotter: Ok, I'm here for this
MilkInBags: is there an Arthur card
houssem037: Cool
 zelukester: a rootin-tootin OTJ roundup
 ToppHat: will nicknames come back with OTJ?>
 gamercat88: Wild Wild West rap happening when...
 Robot_Bones: its the sushi sampler of magic formats
 MegaDosX: Is everyone going to be wearing stetsons and spurs?
 BrowneePoints: Also! OTJ has our first TransMasc character on a paper Card Graham!
 jacqui_lantern234: yay more war!!! 
 MegaDosX: There's also a Totally Normal Event
 1y1e: PLS? thx!
Jethrain: it's really unfortunate that wizards can't get their bus together on this
ladyjessica: really brownie?
 Bugberry: @ToppHat there has to be one with no nickname, so that there's "the card with no nickname"
 BrowneePoints: Yes! Yuma who heads up the Naya Commander Precon is a Trans Guy from New Cappena @ladyjessica
 brainbosh: Isn't there a thing at the end of all the clues?
ladyjessica: I’ve bounced off magic this year so I haven’t been watching much.
MilkInBags: angrath 
 BrowneePoints: They had a side story detailing he even paid for surgery @ladyjessica
  TXC2: right chat I'm off
 ToppHat: @Bugberry rofl, that'd be amazing
 gamercat88: cowdad
MilkInBags: bye txc2
ladyjessica: oooo cool!
 jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 take care, friend 
theguardianotter: Angrath?
Jethrain: @brainbosh the Totally Normal Event, yeah (it's a phantom event with a bunch of random old precon brawl decks)
  TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Graham and Adam
ladyjessica: thank you!
 ToppHat: I'm just hoping we get the nicknames form like we did for WoE, MoM etc but i recognize it might be done
 DAC169: @MegaDosX the Gix, Yawgmoth Praetor deck in that is so busted. turn 3 and my opponent concedes 
 MegaDosX: Angrath, lowkey one of the better rat Brawl commanders in Arena
 ToppHat: its almost like these guys are busy with stuff haha
MilkBreadTB: green card is instant speed
 Bugberry: 5 mana 9/9 is cool
 MegaDosX: @DAC169 Sounds about right, it was pretty good in the Brothers War precon event
 MegaDosX: Pretty sure not new art
 itira: afternoon friendos
uchihab7: same art
 BrowneePoints: nope same art
 BrowneePoints: the rendering looks different for some reason
 Bugberry: Get Twisted
 EvilBadman: "Not Gruul" time
 Riiiiiiis: I like when I remember things
 BrowneePoints: also man seeing yall do Sealed and Draft in the same day is REALLY gonna show off the Crime bonus list and the Big Score Bonus List for OTJ Graham
MilkInBags: you can at any time
OldBenX: Built a deck around that Jaya in recent Artisan Brawl event, was suprisingly good
 itira: nap stream!
 gamercat88: nap time with LRR
 drizztnailo: need to save that energy for darkstalkers 3 frfr
ladyjessica: poor fire grandma
 ToppHat: draftynaptime
MilkInBags: just do like that sci fi book called Sleeping Giants
 Robot_Bones: cozy nap stream inc
 Diabeto3241: i just got done with work, naps sound great
 gamercat88: get cozy and draft
Gooseblast: 😴
virgil82: @ladyjessica She got to go on her own terms at least.
 itira:   zzzz
 SymphonicLolita: I wish adult nap time at work was socially acceptable
 Robot_Bones: Be amazed by the Vanilla Creature. woooo
raulghoulia: was it Ryan?
MWGNZ: work on technique before numbers
MilkInBags: what if I'm always under tension 
 micalovits: And the Awekening
 Robot_Bones: I love that david bowie song
 drizztnailo: im just real confused on what im supposed to be doing at the gym
 BrowneePoints: aw man I need to get the Inigo Montoya Samut
 v_nome: @MilkInBags I mean to try edibles to help with that
 Marvoleath: oh, we kronchin', heck yea
MilkBreadTB: triumph is kinda sick
 BrowneePoints: no no Triumph is a Comedy Puppet
Rgontownik: jaya greeting is usually just better for the scry
 BrowneePoints: i like big idiot croc
 Tom_Bruise: The Krangler?
 veelofar: Wrangle your Kronch
OldBenX: "Wrangle the Kronch" really sounds like something from RoboRosewater card
 BrowneePoints: Tomik, pre marriage but you can STILL SEE RAL'S SCARF!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Tried wrangling a kronch once... Git arrested for public indecency.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Smoot
 veelofar: Wait, you can get MLP characters as summoner icons?!
 BrowneePoints: if you got the secret lair
 Marvoleath: @veelofar there was a charity event, you could buy them with proceedings going to kids' healthcare
 BrowneePoints: ope Marvo is right
 veelofar: Oh, that's kinda rad
MilkInBags: when do we get abraham lincoln avatar
 couchboyj: Thesr Sparks, so warlike, I'm glad errybody lost em.
 DAC169: everyone's always talking about the new horizons. but what about the old horizons?
 BrowneePoints: with assassin's creed on arena @MilkInBags
 Marvoleath: @MilkInBags maybe with Assassin's creed release 
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Woot!  They liked my bit.
 SymphonicLolita: 4 score and 7 years from now
OldBenX: Evolution Sage
 BrowneePoints: Evolution Sage
 micalovits: Evolution SAge
 MegaDosX: Evolution Sage
 shurtal: evo sage
 shurtal: Evo Sage 37
 couchboyj: Big Kraunching
 veelofar: I kind of want a Fallout avatar, but I know my girl Veronica won't be one onf the options either way
 MegaDosX: Has definitely been errata'ed to have landfall
OldBenX: HULK PROLIFERATE!
ExtraWubs: how may cronch can a kronch cronch
 BrowneePoints: at INSTANT
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Bloom hulk is probably best green common.
 BrowneePoints: instant DOES make it better. but yea still 5 mana
 BrowneePoints: The Mothman deck is extra sick
AzaleaCloud: I broke for dinner and missed the rest of y'all's run with the Ashiok deck. How'd it go?
OldBenX: at least in this set in might do *something* in Limited
 BrowneePoints: and I don't mean that cuz of all the Rads
 MarkovDescendant: Grixis Amass was my favourite to do in WAR
 DAC169: @AzaleaCloud 2-3 
 Marvoleath: @BrowneePoints I'd even call it rad
AzaleaCloud: Oof. Oh well.
 BrowneePoints: Oh Yea Graham did you see the Megasloth is being played in Legacy and Vintage cuz of Dark Depths?
 Tom_Bruise: every diet could stand to add more Kronch to it
 veelofar: I've already made a Veronica deck. Discardin cards and castin from exile. Did you know that the Madness errata has you cast from exile?
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 Bugberry: Kind of like Devour
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Honir isnsolid
 MommaGart: How'd the first deck turn out?
 EvilBadman: 2-3
 micalovits: Big Kronchers
AzaleaCloud: Two Kronches can attack together. 
MilkInBags: when you block you lose
Jethrain: that's 4 packs in a row with demolish?
h3rsh3yb4r: who's val kilmer and whos doc holiday?
 SymphonicLolita: oh lawd we kronchin
 EvilBadman: Get your Kronch out for the Wraaaaangler
thedepthandbreadthofseth: 2 kronches are not restricted on attacking.
 veelofar: Blocking is for blockers
 Marvoleath: but it's a sloth now!
 MommaGart: I mean grazer makes turn 2 Kronch
OldBenX: Jaya is technically a bad anthem
 Tom_Bruise: So you know how the Kronch can't attack alone? Get'em another Kronch, they'll attack *together!*
OldBenX: That might shock something
 NornsFelidar: just run 50 cards
 MegaDosX: You have so many three drops
 Marvoleath: @MommaGart and it can attack with kronch!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: No bully.
MtGJam: Gotta protect against those Ashioks
 MommaGart: @Marvoleath so true
 gamercat88: stinger?
AzaleaCloud: Is Spellgorger Weird even good in here?
 couchboyj: Now its time tooo.... WRANGLE.   THAT.  KAUNCH!
 EvilBadman: Spellgorge eating how many spells?
 NornsFelidar: you drafted all those cards not to cut them!
 ghizmou: if you cut down on noncreature spells tht makes weird worse
 micalovits: Do we need 17 lands?
 DAC169: could be like that one opponent and run 50 cards
SeiichiSin: Hello! Hope you two are doing good.
 micalovits: How many counters do we have for courage?
 DAC169: do we want to go with 16 lands?
MilkInBags: as they say in fighting games: COUNTER!
 couchboyj: Mathemagicians say 16 lands should be the starting point in Bo1
SeiichiSin: May the Schwartz be with your draws.
 gamercat88: da utts
 ghizmou: you re choking me adam
AzaleaCloud: skibidi
MilkInBags: ??
 micalovits: Saying Cringe is Cringe
 veelofar: Adam is a Youths himself.
 CommiePuddin: I know Ohio Rizzler and that's all I got.
 bytecaster: Based indeed
 drizztnailo: good job graham
 Xaunaught: nah its straight bussin frfr
 veelofar: Saying cringe is almost as cringe as based.
 Tom_Bruise: at this point, is it even possible to be based?
 Bugberry: cringe is overused. Similar to calling things "overrated"
MilkInBags: "hugging a friend is cringe" ok
 EvilBadman: Crine on others is lame shit, you can self-reflect and cringe
 MommaGart: Cringe is quite often used to deride sincerity
 EvilBadman: cringe*
overZellous: I hope y'all are having a good day
 BrowneePoints: @EvilBadman can we pick a better word than lame plz
 EvilBadman: fair
 veelofar: I hope your day is poggers and off the chain
 TehAmelie: "don't kill the cringe, kill the part of you that cringes" is about the only worthwhile use i've seen of the word in that sense
 Xed_Regulus: What about as a descriptor, like "Cringe comedy"?
 Bugberry: being sincere shows vulnerability, and can't have that.
 NornsFelidar: 4
 BrowneePoints: or used to make fun of Austistic/Neurodivergent people having a non-neuronormative interaction/behavior
excalgold: given the first place i heard it was from the person that locked me in a toy chest when we were kids....yes Graham i agree
OldBenX: Note the word "another" on Jaya
 mjk306: other
 micalovits: She only deals 2
 NornsFelidar: 4 as in weird hits for
MilkInBags: a source is like, a card
 Tom_Bruise: well, that's a bullet we dodged by not walking into it
 MegaDosX: She doesn't boost her own thing
 Diabore: i dont think they get a next turn tbh
 Tom_Bruise: mother fragger
OldBenX: This is the perfect expression of "um, actually..." 🤓
 couchboyj: That's my secret, I'm always blooming
 MegaDosX: "Hey, wait a minute. That's not the wallet inspector!"
 drizztnailo: thank you, fire grandma
MilkInBags: adam do you know every single simpsons episode
 v_nome: wait a minute, that wasn't the wallet inspector!
MilkInBags: 
 Tom_Bruise: clap
 Bugberry: people memorize Simpson quotes like Wizards prepare Spells.
 drizztnailo: clap
 NekomimiNinja: Clap
MilkInBags: you're so good adam!
 brieandbacon: clap clap clap
 MommaGart:     
 DAC169: Clap
 Suffix: 
 TheWriterAleph: 
walkeroftales: clap
 micalovits: *Clap Clap Clap*
superdude097: clap
 itsr67:   
 LurkerSpine:   
JinaMahavira:     
Gooseblast: Clap
BrindleBoar: good line, streamer
Flyingdelorion: clap clap
 fizzymtg: Clap clap clap clap
 DAC169:             
Amentur: 
 couchboyj: 
excalgold: wait you get long rests?
 drizztnailo: which quote is a cantrip?
crowgrammer: Whenever something like that happens, a wizard did it!
 Bugberry: what are your simpson cantrips
 brieandbacon: Dental plan
 SymphonicLolita: wooo
 MommaGart: Auroroa Borealis is a first level quote which is why you hear it so much
 itsr67: what's the cantrips of Simpsons quotes
 micalovits: Can't wait for Adam to pull out his 7'th level Simpson quotes
 BrowneePoints: the doctor!
 v_nome: Is "the goggles, they do nothing!" the equivalent of fireball?
 itsr67: LOL
spiffinn: my dad literally does that with o brother where art thou quotes
 drizztnailo: its so good
 Marvoleath: @itsr67 "Doh"
 shurtal: the vast majority of people i've seen online that quotes simpsons are canadian.  i don't know if it's just coincidental or i just watch a bunch of canadian twitch streamers, but it is mildly interesting
 BrowneePoints: Adam
 Mr_Bitterness: Oh yeah its an amazing panel.
 ghizmou: it s a classic for  a reason
 LurkerSpine: That panel with Sauron is great
 BrowneePoints: his name is Vincent Stegron
excalgold: Sauron is a conflicted fellow
MilkInBags: marvel is not serious, compared to DC with its bee and gorilla people
BrindleBoar: yeah, that's Sauron (no relation to LotR)
Shadowsoflife: That's my fave panel ever
 BrowneePoints: ope wait Sauron
 BrowneePoints: Stegron is ANOTHER villain
 Strebenherz: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EAAx1HSWsAUDtW-?format=jpg&name=small
 Mr_Bitterness: Deadpool
AzaleaCloud: Deadpool
 LurkerSpine: Lizardman?
ztghostie: Misterio
 ghizmou: deadpool
 Xed_Regulus: Deadpool
LordSaphni: Deadpool
Shadowsoflife: Deadpool
 MarsIsDead: Doc Octopus
 Tom_Bruise: That or Spider-Man himself
MilkInBags: chad
samwiser_: New spider-man 2 is all I have ever wanted from a spider-man game.
 MegaDosX: That guy knows what he wants in life
 MommaGart: Better an honest villain than a liar
 Diabore: as far as we know, dinosaurs didnt have cancer sooooooo
 Tom_Bruise: He's not evil, he's just a creative spirit, don't suffocate it
MilkInBags: did you know the simpsons were translated in quebecois here, which is a million times better than the French version
 Bugberry: He has his priorities straight
LordSaphni: i love the idea of Spiderman saying the F word in a pg13 movie and Deadpool knows it can said once and Spiderman took it
 ArdCollider: Adam making a strong case for being cast as Sauron in some upcoming Spider-Man game
 BrowneePoints: yea Spidey has to deal with some BULLshit
 Aarek: man, that comic reminds me so much of atomic robo
 MegaDosX: What if they go for a cheeky Nandos?
 Mr_Bitterness: Isn't that panel from when SPider-man was teaching the X-Men for a bit?
Bruceski: ACTUALLY Sauron is yes-relation. His origin is "I have this power and coulkd do good or evil with it. I choose evil, and will name myself after the evilest creature in folklore!"
 Diabore: mowu, whats this
Invitare: Mowu what's dis
 drizztnailo: time for the old yeller treatment
 DAC169: Jaya's gonna greet Mowu
MilkInBags: mowuwu
 BrowneePoints: that dog is YOKED
 Diabore: instant 9/9 is good
 MegaDosX: "idk you figure it out"
 brieandbacon: yip yip
MilkInBags: meep meep
 Mythallian: beep beep MOFO
JinaMahavira: noot noot
 Mr_Bitterness: Noot Noot step
 Marvoleath: beep beep, I'm a sheep
MilkInBags: challenger troll, that's me when i dare adam
 couchboyj: That what happens to amateur kraunch wranglers
 MegaDosX: Pump fake let's go
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 MegaDosX: Surprise world tree on your end step though
 MegaDosX: Their end step rather
 drizztnailo: sunder shaman maybe?
theguardianotter: Alright, I return with pizza
 ghizmou: you can always choose not to block menace creatures
theguardianotter: How goes it
OldBenX: The joke is that if you give'em menace they become unblockable
MilkInBags: italian pizza
 MegaDosX: Did you bring enough for chat?
 ckupf: challenger troll and angrath means it can't be blocked
 MegaDosX: I vote slam
theguardianotter: Half sausage, half cheese
 Xaunaught: what are they gonna do? dtab us?
 MommaGart: Makes me think of Alpha Authority and Madcap Skills from back in Gatecrash
 Xaunaught: stab* dangit
OldBenX: rude
frozenphoenix7: #JusticeForDack
 drizztnailo: WHY DID THEY DO DACK FAYDEN LIKE THAT IM STILL MAD
MilkInBags: in that whole war, two people died
 Mr_Bitterness: He killed in the novel, on no card
 Diabore: i mis dack
 micalovits: Didn't even get a card
 Tom_Bruise: well, you know what they say. Stab me once, shame on you. Stab me twice, dangit stop stabbing me.
ztghostie: got killed in the trailer, and the story, but received zero card in the set
frozenphoenix7: @MilkInBags 3
 BrowneePoints: yea died in the trailer, was in the book
 BrowneePoints: didn't get a card
 Marvoleath: they gotta do a new/reprint of Dack in MH3, right?
 MegaDosX: Yeah now they die either way
theguardianotter: It was insane how few named characters actually died in this storyline
frozenphoenix7: Dack, Domri, Gideon.
 Bugberry: @MilkInBags lots of people died, just not many named characters. Two characters with cards in the set died.
 BrowneePoints: ooooo R into R/U Dack might be it
theguardianotter: Wooo
frozenphoenix7: @BrowneePoints It's my personal hope
 itsr67: dovin also died right
OldBenX: Samut, Head of Department of Redundancy Department
frozenphoenix7: @itsr67 No
 Mr_Bitterness: No, Dovin's alive
 MegaDosX: Yeah I've seen speculation Dack could be one of the flip walkers in MH3, but we only know two of them for sure so far
frozenphoenix7: Well, later, but not in base WAR
 Bugberry: @MilkInBags and stakes aren't necessarily about how many people die.
 BrowneePoints: Since all the Walkers for MH3 are gonna be one color into enemy Colored Flip, mono R Dack into U/R Dack might happen @LoadingReadyRun
 MommaGart: oh yeah third land never didn't have it
theguardianotter: Dovin died in the follow up novel
 Mr_Bitterness: The follow-up novel we never discuss or acknowledge as canon
 itsr67: so like dovin*
 Diabore: dovin died post war
 bytecaster: Can't veto if you are dead
 Bugberry: Dovin was blinded I believe and died in the novel afterward.
 BrowneePoints: the "canonicity" of that book is now in question, but WotC said Dovin is still dead
OldBenX: There is no War of the Spark novel.
 Bugberry: Technically Niv-Mizzet died and came back.
 Marvoleath: also off screen
 bytecaster: @Bugberry Niv just does what he wants
MilkInBags: who reads books anyway
 Diabore: one very large glaring part
BrindleBoar: Somehow, Palpatine returned 
 micalovits: I would take the hulk
 Tom_Bruise: *some* parts? Implying there were parts that people *did* like?
 MommaGart: War of the Spark: Forsaken did NOT make me grin my Leonin grin 
walkeroftales: dovin's death is SUCH a waste
 anbuagent12: We don't talk about Forsaken here.
 anbuagent12: this is a safe space
 Mythallian: including Amazonian's drunken rant? gods that novel was bad
 Diabore: @Tom_Bruise i mean dovin getting mercd i imagine was a highlight
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Was that the novel where they straight washed Chandra?
 Mr_Bitterness: Yes
frozenphoenix7: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Among other things, yes.
 couchboyj: Dovin died his Vedalkin death.
ztghostie: @Diabore one would say one "decidedly" large part 
OldBenX: There is no War of the Spark novel. There is no war in Tenth District. Ah, yes, "Eternals", we have dismissed that claim.
 itsr67: Speaking of walkers that died off screen, didn't we also get that Duels of the Planeswalkers planeswalker?
 Tom_Bruise: @Diabore that, and it was kinda funny how Domri went "oi mate, wanna colab?" and then just died
 itsr67: that died to garruk
 NornsFelidar: the timing of design and writing full novels was bad for a while. Quest for Karn (for Scars of Mirrodin) doesn’t even mention praetors because they weren’t designed at that point, for example. I guess that’s why short form word is using now is just better
frozenphoenix7: @itsr67 Vronos, yes.  Got him in one of the Commander Precons.
OldBenX: @itsr67 Fairly certain Garruk murked him way back in his emo phase
 itsr67: Ah vronos
 Bugberry: @NornsFelidar Forsaken came after they took a long break from novels.
theguardianotter: Classic blump
 bytecaster: "Block and pump" sounds like an exercise routine.
frozenphoenix7: Garruk, MIA for.....uh.....long while now.
 BrowneePoints: it's very cpu intensive
 Mr_Bitterness: DD2 will gobble up all your system resources
  Juliamon: I saw that in my news feed too
 shurtal: its VERY CPU heavy
Amentur: Yes AND it has Denuvo
 Tom_Bruise: from what I've gathered, it was rather CPU intense
 micalovits: It runs bad on everything
MilkInBags: i read you can fix the game by killing all NPCs
Bearudite: it is very system intense
 Diabore: apparently npcs are tanking performance, so people are planning genocide
 LurkerSpine: In towns. There are plans to murder NPCs to increase FPS
 BrowneePoints: ram isn't the huge issue
 BrowneePoints: it apparently PILEDRIVES your cpu
OldBenX: @Diabore the Stellaris method of reducing lag
SeiichiSin: I have it from a friend gifting it to me. But... It hasn't come out yet here. So I cannot test it.
theguardianotter: video games man...\
 BrowneePoints: apparently Rise of Ronin is actually surprisingly good!
frozenphoenix7: Yeah, it's 70US, don't even wanna know how much it is Canadian
 EvilBadman: Just wait 3 months and it'll drop by 30
 drizztnailo: you can buy like 20 compie of guilty gear accent core plus r for that price
 Diabore: @frozenphoenix7 89.99 baybee *sadness noises*
 bytecaster: They have to block it
 Marvoleath: You can get Dragon's Dogma I for like $5 and it's still a great game 
  r10pez10: missed what y'all were talking about, thought arena introduced NPCs
OldBenX: flunge and let'em make mistake
 Tom_Bruise: But the real question about Dragon's Dogma 2; Do wolves still hunt in packs?
 bytecaster: @r10pez10 Arena has a single NPC, Sparky, and they are very lonely
  r10pez10: no bully sparky
 Mr_Bitterness: How long until we get a mod to add Into Free as the title song
 Diabore: @frozenphoenix7 94.99 apparently, both on steam and ps store
 Skajetolaf: Is there another Cubing with Adam, Nelson and Wheeler in the pipeline? Loved that Cube content as a change of pace
OldBenX: 
 thaigeprime: 5 mana 9/9 seems deece
 drizztnailo: 5 mana 9/9 at instant speed seems good
 micalovits: 5 mana 9/9 flash, or 6 mana 9/9 haste is very good
SeiichiSin: I used to run it. Unless they got a direct kill spell, it is really good. Especially in proliferate decks.
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 thaigeprime: 
 drizztnailo: i've seen half of tombstone
crowgrammer: Kilmer was so good in that!
Bearudite: a man of taste
 Diabore: follow up question, any plans for another this stream is for babys?
 MegaDosX: "Why, Johnny Ringo. You look like somebody just walked over your grave."
 Asrimal: Tombstone is a Top 10 Dad Movie
 BrowneePoints: all i can think of is Cole Cassidy from Overwatch
ztghostie: "I was joking bck then." "I wasn't."
ztghostie: Tombstone is fantastic
 rosesmcgee: Maybe he thought you were threatening to shoot him
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Fun fact... Doc Holiday was a dentist.
 MegaDosX: Tombstone is exceptional
 thaigeprime: D:
 drizztnailo: PIRATES ARE SICK ADAM
 rosesmcgee: Tombstone is one of the all time bangers
 Bugberry: The original Pirates trilogy is great though
crowgrammer: mbsto
 bytecaster: People do watch movies in 30 second clips these days
 MommaGart: Arrived to the theater late and left early
 BrowneePoints: coward. Watch Our Flag Means Death
 Mr_Bitterness: Pirates are sick in that they're often ill with scurvy
toddbepraised: Tombstone? The movie about frozen pizza?
ztghostie: I mean, Pirates of the carribean 1 is great, 2 nd 3 are eeeehhhhh at best
Mai_Andra: It's all the scurvy...
 Bugberry: Django Unchained is a Western right? That's also good.
 Marvoleath: pirates are sea-sick
 drizztnailo: @BrowneePoints banger show, i have still not seen season 2 tho
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Cowboys are good if and only if they are Harrison Ford.
Shadowsoflife: What about Knights or Samurais?
 Aarek: @thedepthandbreadthofseth what about space cowboys?
 LurkerSpine: Yeah I wouldn't say it's a Western, it's more like, set in the Old West
 Diabore: i would not classify django as a western
ztghostie: If you liked tombstone you might like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance kid. It has a very different feel for a western in how its shot and scored.
 Mr_Bitterness: @Aarek 3, 2, 1, let's jam.
 anbuagent12: Western never really was a full genre, it was more a sub-genre.
 thaigeprime: I dont think all westerns are bad but didnt hollywood literally put out so many back in the day it almost crashed the industry because people got sick of them
 MommaGart: it's okay land off the top every time
 drizztnailo: im a big fan of the first 3 pirates of the Caribbean movies
 Bugberry: What makes something a Western that Django lacks?
 MegaDosX: To quote Prof like you did earlier, did you read the card? I hear it explains the card 
 micalovits: Vraska time?
 Marvoleath: yea, she casts Samut's Sprint
 Skajetolaf: I think Hateful Eight feels more like a Western than Django
 rosesmcgee: Django isn't strictly speaking set in "the West" for one
 Bugberry: Say what you will about the Pirates trilogy, but Captain Barbosa is the plutonic ideal of a Pirate.
 BrowneePoints: Hateful Eight IS a Western
 MommaGart: Play Vraska pre combat
 BrowneePoints: Django borrows a lot FROM westerns but ISN'T one
 BrowneePoints: it's very good, but very violent
ztghostie: Silverado was another, tomstone esque western that I really enjoyed.
  r10pez10: wasn't the wild west historically only like five years
 Tom_Bruise: @Bugberry Westerns typically sketch a rather romanticized view of the Old West, wich Revisionist Westerns like Django Unchained, well, revise
 BrowneePoints: did you watch EEAAO though Graham?
 thaigeprime: understandable given recent events
 BrowneePoints: and Adam?
 gamercat88: Wild Wild West
 BrowneePoints: Minus One is fucking amazing
  r10pez10: Cowboys and Aliens
 thaigeprime: I hear minus 1 was good yeah
 BrowneePoints: sorry for the f bomb
 MommaGart: Godzilla Minus One is incredible
 Asrimal: It was so good
 brainbosh: I think cowboys were only like 5-10 years
Amentur: Minus One was fantastic
 Diabore: @r10pez10 google says 30, from 1865 - 95
 Bugberry: roughly 1870s to 1930s.
 thaigeprime: the last 2 movies I saw have been dune 2 and the holdovers and both were bangers
 drizztnailo: dune 2 was such a banger
  QuixoticScrivener: wikipedia says 50 years 1860s -1910
ztghostie: Even the term "cowboy" has been heavily romanticized. Cowboy was a job, but movies made them out to be mavericks.
 Bugberry: Godzilla is like Batman, in that they work both as deathly serious metaphors and silly superheroes.
 BrowneePoints: also incredible
 itira: Dune 2 was excellent
 MommaGart: well what are you dune 2nite?
 gamercat88: did you see the popcorn bucket for Dune 2?
 drizztnailo: DARKSTALKERS 3 MENTIONED
  r10pez10: i like the part where they said "it's duning time"
 shurtal: if i cna't get the worm bucket while watching it, i ain't gonna see Dune 2
 itsr67: HELL YEAH
 Mr_Bitterness: Darkstalkers?!?
 xantos69: Trade that all day.
 MommaGart: @r10pez10 and then they dune all over the bad guys
 thaigeprime: 1 hour till DD2 tho
 thaigeprime: Im hyped
 xantos69: Vraska can improve your deathtoucher.
 bytecaster: Actually, gaining life is not a crime as we have learned from Thunder Junction.
 BrowneePoints: did either of you watch Everything Everywhere? That's one of my only "you need to watch this" movies of the last decade
crowgrammer: That reminds me of RPGs. People heal to full ten times and get mad when the boss regains life.
rainreign7: Dragons Dogma 2
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 shurtal: Dorgma
 drizztnailo: @BrowneePoints that movie was sick
 Bugberry: There was an old article on the Magic website that referenced Dune in like 2007, and that is what got me to start reading Dune.
  Juliamon: ooh Darkstalkers, there's a series that needs a proper modern reboot
 xantos69: Does Jaya combo with that creature dying?
 drizztnailo: dune 2 is making me build a wurm typal commander deck
 Marvoleath: it gets buffed by jaya
OldBenX: @crowgrammer To be fair, usually player healing to full 10 times is still less HP than the boss has
 Marvoleath: the sac dmg
 MommaGart: it's lethal if they don't block
 MommaGart: cause you can pump, shoot face, shoot face
 drizztnailo: Im going to start hitting the table rhythmically every time i play a suprise panglacial wurm
crowgrammer: Where I'm from "Rager" can mean party, or one other thing...
 MommaGart: that's tricky
 MegaDosX: They might be?
 MegaDosX: Let's find out
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MommaGart: ohhh yeah I forgot about the passive
MWGNZ:   
 bytecaster: Science!
 MommaGart: man that's so good
 gamercat88:   
crowgrammer: Well played!
 Tom_Bruise: That's the power of Murder Math
 xantos69: It won the game.  By that metric it was amazing!
 UnnnaturalD20: It's good if it works
 bytecaster: If it worked, it was the line
 thaigeprime: is this arena cube I assume?
 Marvoleath: WAR draft
 thaigeprime: oh that makes sense
 BrowneePoints: in the right deck it's grooooooss
 bytecaster: I can never resist the allure of a 2/3 for 2
 thaigeprime: I just saw a bunch of walkers and assumed cube 
 MegaDosX: Where it can be good is potentially removing finality counters from things
crowgrammer: I thought all twister was living twister. Who is out there playing twister with the unliving?
ztghostie: soul diviner is pretty good in commnder now with finality counters
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 Strebenherz: Come on Kronch.. damn
 Tom_Bruise: Why must NoDice deny us our daily kronch?
Doncromatic: so i see you two are excited for WrestleMania
 Marvoleath: @crowgrammer skeletons are sick at twister, they can just dislocate a limb
 bloodstar: Was thar a PPR announcement?
 bytecaster: They got kronched
crowgrammer: @Marvoleath Ah, that's very true
 MegaDosX: Yike
 Diabore: oh we die
 Tom_Bruise: well, so much for that then
 Marvoleath: @bloodstar no PPR but there is a day of good streams of OTJ content on April 5th
OldBenX: oof
 thaigeprime: woof
 control_rig: I do NOT miss that card
theguardianotter: the god of turtles!
 MegaDosX: That card saw Standard play
 Tom_Bruise: That was standard playable, oof
 Diabore: good news it wasnt an actual god eternal
crowgrammer: That is a lot of "and"s
Doncromatic: wow
 TheWriterAleph: got me
Doncromatic: because under all those swerls he's a pig
 Marvoleath: it's a roar?
 Diabore: you have priority g
crowgrammer: If the twister was going to make barnyard noises, it should be a cow
  RayFK: You talking about Stream Deck?
  RayFK: I had the same moment
 Diabore: pass
Orxolon: never heard thw wind twisting?it sounds like that XD
ztghostie: "please sir, may I have more updates?" "MOOOOORE?"
 A_Dub888: Hi friends, how magic are the cards gathering today?
 Tom_Bruise: Stream Deck just wants you to stop all the downloading. It is a computer after all
 control_rig: Mrow-wrrrow
 Diabore: so we have 6 damage in lands atm
 thaigeprime: hold the land for removal still probably
 thaigeprime: they are at 11
 thaigeprime: 6 turn clock
 Diabore: no trust
 bytecaster: I assume a mountain to the face hurts
crowgrammer: Being able to see them highlight your MVP is so dramatic
Orxolon: maybe we could keep all lands just for remvoal,twister win condition XD
 Diabore: face is place
OldBenX: Removing is a cost
 thaigeprime: I think you just start going face here you have enough time I think
crowgrammer: Before the :
 bytecaster: Just bury the opponent in a mountain range
 Marvoleath: that gotta be one of the longest costs on a ability
 micalovits: Is face better than killing their dudes?
 Marvoleath: text-wise
ztghostie: !card living twister
  LRRbot: Living Twister [RRG] | Creature — Elemental [2/5] | {1}{R}, Discard a land card: Living Twister deals 2 damage to any target. / {G}: Return a tapped land you control to its owner's hand.
 bytecaster: Perfect, a tree to throw at their face
 Diabore: so theyre at functional 1 right now
JinaMahavira: do we want to save one for jaya?
theguardianotter: didnt it see standard play?
 thaigeprime: I mean 3 mana 2/5 is nice in general
 Diabore: you can bounce 2 forests
 xantos69: I would stay the course and just keep doming them out.
 Diabore: or even ob nixlis himself
 thaigeprime: second enter the god eternals incoming 
 bytecaster: But they cannot draw cards if they don't have a face anymore, checkmate atheists.
Krillin_fan: Judge!  my opponent keeps gaining life!
 Jovh11: That card was printed when they let us have multiple triggers a turn
 micalovits: We miiiight be in trouble
 thaigeprime: the dream
ztghostie: its like a JRPG boss starts casting curaga on itself
 MegaDosX: Turn Living Twister into even more of a baby Borborygmos
 Diabore: feels like theyd sac sac if we block
RevolverRossalot: Turns 1 counter into 2
 micalovits: Gonna sac the 1/1 and then start removing cards from the kitty
 Diabore: now they can draw 2 though
superdude097: Well, now they can draw 1 more card
 Tom_Bruise: "Sir, you're gaining too much life, I'm gonna have to issue a slow play warning"
 MegaDosX: Well now they can draw a card from the cat
 bytecaster: But now they can draw off the cat
 Marvoleath: still can draw
 Marvoleath: now two cards over 2 turns
 gamercat88: opp also running 55 cards
 bytecaster: Maybe they mill themselves out?
 gamercat88: jk
 thaigeprime: how many cards are they on
 thaigeprime: probably not relevant
 micalovits: Got milled 4
 MegaDosX: I don't think you get a window
 thaigeprime: nah opp cheated by gaining life 
 MegaDosX: Card draw is strong, film at 11
 Tom_Bruise: It's not easy, being a Brainwizard
 NornsFelidar: you have to present tibalt as an argument against gaining life. you can’t just claim it’s illegal!
 thaigeprime: how could they
Night_xD: soul diviner seems pretty good, doesnt it
superdude097: Why you gotta be so rude?
 62MGcobra: 
rentar42: lifegain AND counterspells?
 Tom_Bruise: See, this is why we should just kick Blue-Black down the stairs
 micalovits: RIP
  RayFK: I'm not saying you're super dead
  RayFK: But
  RayFK: G imded
 bytecaster: Just regular dead
drroxorphd: All dead
 thaigeprime: oh god
 gamercat88: too much power
 micalovits: Thats an interesting sound
crowgrammer: That sounds so cool
 NornsFelidar: don’t tell Adam
 1y1e: G using The Voice
 micalovits: New kind of ASMR unlocked
 thaigeprime: silver age batman villian origin story
 NornsFelidar: nooo
huffboi1: you kinda sound like darth vader
 Diabore: welcome to magic the gathering 203
 ShaneLeeAtk: G been guzzling whiskey
  RayFK: Graham's been needing a bit
 Dog_of_Myth: it's a good bit.
 Alness49: Help, G fell down the well again
  RayFK: James has holes, Adam has "figthing chat"
  RayFK: G now has a bit
 itira: *and it was immediately forgotten* 
 Marvoleath: it's Graham and Ryan at once D:
 Tom_Bruise: Ah, the Two-Timing Mike Bit. A Classic in the making
MrTulip: visionary
 A_Dub888: What about Beej?
 bytecaster: And for special occasions you can add a third microphone to really heighten the stakes
 micalovits: I like end step 9/9
 thaigeprime: "thats it, I throw the sun at them"
 gamercat88: beeg
MWGNZ:   
 Tom_Bruise: Fair.
ztghostie: 
 MegaDosX: You know what, fair
OldBenX: gottem
JinaMahavira: 
 control_rig: Nope'd
 ShaneLeeAtk: GGGN
 NornsFelidar: talking about being rude
 couchboyj: Vhitu'd right in the Gazi!
EmeraldMaker: Poggers
 gryfyn1: Temur'em out baby
 thaigeprime: choccy milk spotted requesting extraction
 bytecaster: Weird kronch but okay
 thaigeprime: M'Poggers
 micalovits: And a merry Poggers to you
 Mr_Bitterness: Poggifers, bring me my choccy milk.
 control_rig: Ra. Ging. Kronch do do do-do.
 BrowneePoints: the PHRASE will
 Diabore: im confident it already is out
 ArdCollider: good poggers to you and all of your kin
 BrowneePoints: the action is just kidna...natural?
 ShaneLeeAtk: Remember Poggifers?
w1gum: adam - GONNA?!
 CataclysmicReverb: It'll happen to youuuuu
 Strebenherz: So Pog is shrek, eternal
w1gum: as in it hasnt already
 itira: Pog forever
rentar42: pog too shall pass
 TheWriterAleph: out of style??? 
 MegaDosX: Is that the next Bond film? Pogging is Forever?
 Robot_Bones: our Children will Pog on our graves
Gooseblast: Death, taxes and POG
 bytecaster: Pogging, much like dabbing, is eternal, right?
Bearudite: poggies my doggies
SoylentDoener: the eternal 
 control_rig: That's a button
 lamina5432: 2 years old is out of style
RevolverRossalot: One day we'll finally pog off but never pog back on 
 BrowneePoints: Pog as a term may face, but the reacion of  is eternal
 Tom_Bruise: We used to be Pog, but then they changed what Pog was! It'll happen to yooouuu!
 BrowneePoints: fade
 ArdCollider: i don't want to cure cancer. i want to turn people into poggers.
 couchboyj: Remember Alf?  He's back, in POG FORM!
 gamercat88: kronch is misunderstood
 Alness49: Less raging, more malding
 bytecaster: That kronch in particular? Wrangled!
 ghizmou: like a 40 something listening to rage against the machine
 thaigeprime: *samwise voice* "how could the world go back to being pog when so much cringe had happened"
 BrowneePoints: @Alness49 i refuse. that term is like sand on my butthole
 Alness49: @BrowneePoints understood, have a nice day.
 thaigeprime: 
 ghizmou: they might think more highly of us than we do
Bearudite: gollum seethed
  RayFK: any malders in chat?
 MommaGart: "You may never get to my MMR... but I can carry you."
 gamercat88: malders gate
MWGNZ: m'alders
OldBenX: @RayFK that's my secret, Captain... I'm always malding
 control_rig: The Honorable Maldersman
 couchboyj: Forever Malderless
  Juliamon: what's malders, precious?
 MurphEP: 
 Diabore: op like the chockymilk apparently
 BrowneePoints: I'm hitting all of you with an inflatable hammer in my mind
 couchboyj: Boil em, mald em, put em in a stew
 quatoria: Malders Gate 3
 jacqui_lantern234: Malders Gate
 gamercat88: nothing whats the malders with you?
theguardianotter: ooohhhhh
theguardianotter: thats what it means
 CataclysmicReverb: It's more like tearing your hair out
 Strebenherz: TIL
 MommaGart: I always pictured it as so mad your hair falls out
 BrowneePoints: It's Salty for another generation
ztghostie: I thoguht it was you're so mad you're ripping your hair out and am now bld
ztghostie: *bald
 BrowneePoints: Ass man cold
 BrowneePoints: AFTER
 BrowneePoints: he was on the PREVIEW
 quatoria: the plus side, you can throw the asmongold pawn off a cliff, or into a lake
 BrowneePoints: and didn't know how to FUCKIN PLAY THE GAME
 Mr_Bitterness: Hope you can kill that NPC
Jethrain: Bigger than before
 Strebenherz: If twitch streamer pawns are in the game, you can do various things to said streamers, in the video game.
Amentur: Asmongold didn't even enjoy Dragon's Dogma 1 afaik. It's purely to draw in his fanbase
 MegaDosX: Whatcha got there opponent
 ghizmou: it s fair when that army took 3 cards to build
 MegaDosX: Can't cast it yeah
theguardianotter: praise be
 control_rig: a good person?
 BrowneePoints: a good person?
 Tom_Bruise: Didn't they get xQc to play Infinite Wealth? Feels like a similar thing going on
 Mr_Bitterness: Much prefer having Jesse and Cohh in Cyberpunk
 Alness49: Not the best representative. No matter what sphere we're talking about.
 gamercat88: @Mr_Bitterness agree!
 ghizmou: come back vraska!
 BrowneePoints: now MAX being in Dragon's Dogma? That's Poggers
 Dog_of_Myth: Cohh is also in BG3
 thaigeprime: preach
 micalovits: Everyone and their mother has references in WoW
 Diabore: sea of stars
 BrowneePoints: Jirard.....Jon Jafari
 MegaDosX: 2k24 moment after everything that happened with WWE a month ago
 NornsFelidar: LRR is getting a secret lair in the next 3 years
Sharkfists: !next
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 anbuagent12: Y'all wanna talk about that time Jared from Subway was in a justice league tie-in comic?
 BrowneePoints: @anbuagent12 wait really?
 anbuagent12: @BrowneePoints Oh yeah. This was i wanna say 2 years before they were revealed
 Dog_of_Myth: Yep
 xantos69: @anbuagent12 Is this in the SubWay verse?
 Alness49: Bring Back Applewood Smoked Pork!
 gamercat88: omg the Subwayverse grows
 MegaDosX: And it turns out he might not have been the worst person in the building 
ztghostie: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 thaigeprime: 
  RayFK: 
 shurtal: talk about an easy layup for Subway PR
 SquareDotCube: a classic
  RayFK: It's fun.
 thaigeprime: nah thats a whole new sentence
 Mr_Bitterness: Yeah but its Subway, so make fun of the faceless corp all you want
 ghizmou: if you're not with me, you re against me, pancake man
w1gum: you guys hear what adam was saying about crepes?
 bytecaster: You are only allowed to like one thing, and you made your choice
 SquareDotCube: that's been a decade and then some on the pulled pork commment
 MegaDosX: Does Graham know about the Subwayverse?
 anbuagent12: French Toast racist.
crowgrammer: I think people make bots that just reply to everything a developer posts with "I demand this thing"
rentar42: a.) I don't have waffles, b.) what if I did? How does this matter here?
 gamercat88: they have foot long churros now
 thaigeprime: so bad AND its expensive for NO REASON
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SnowBuddy18: Subway has footlong cookies
 BrowneePoints: America has like 6 A&Ws left
 TehAmelie: i like it, but too expensive
 Marvoleath: It's decent here, but expensive
Bearudite: aside from their anti union stances
 itira: oh nooo
 ghizmou: so exotic
 xantos69: I dislike Subway... but I would be open to sponsorship.  It wouldn't be cheep but there is a number.
 Xed_Regulus: Did you know that there are more Subways than McDonald's?
OldBenX: World will be a better place once the site formerly known as Twitter goes 6 feet under
 Mr_Bitterness: KFC in Japan is its own thing
 Scarbble: japan mcdonalds is wild
 TehAmelie: ha, remember when Subway got in trouble in Ireland because they have so much sugar in the bread it's legally a pastry?
 MegaDosX: Japanese McDonalds is outstanding
 BrowneePoints: HEY
ztghostie: Fast food in Japan looks amazing
 gamercat88: Dominos in Japan and Korea yum
 thaigeprime: I hear japanese KFC goes crazy
crowgrammer: I hear Japan KFC is better
 shurtal: subway is expensive, because the cost to get a franchise is SUPER LOW compared to other franchise choices, but you have to go through Subway procurment which is SUPER high
Vandristine: billionaires
 ghizmou: it s classic holiday food
 shurtal: KFC for christmas
theguardianotter: advertising
 emberBecky: probably more like garbage food regulations
 ShaneLeeAtk: Christmas KFC
 bytecaster: Yeah, especially around christmas, right?
 LurkerSpine: The McDonalds I went to in Japan wasn't any different/
Boon_33: cause chicken
ztghostie: There's a christmas tradition where families get a bucket of chicken
 Tom_Bruise: that and your governments don't impose quality standard regulations
 Dog_of_Myth: 7-11 in Asia is goated apparently
 anbuagent12: Dude, it was the SICKEST MARKETING EVER!
 DAC169: KFC is THE place to get Christmas dinner in Japan
 BrowneePoints: people reserve for six months in advance for Christmas, because of a very successful marketing thing decades ago
 kdefinition: If you have to ask why adam, the reason is because money
 itira: chat is popping off rn 
 Bugberry: The Curse of the Colonel is a real thing that I keep seeing referenced in Manga and Anime.
 couchboyj: They just call it Kentucky
 SquareDotCube: they finally destroyed the cursed Colonel Sanders statue
 TheWooglie: it's not a day off
ztghostie: There is, its just not a consumer fest like in north america
 BrowneePoints: Japan is not a Christian country
 underhill33: they're aren't many christians in japan
 BrowneePoints: by faaaaaar
 Evochron13: Christmas is a christian holiday. Japan isn't a christian country
 Bugberry: There's an unfortunate term from Japan called "Christmas Cake".
 anbuagent12: Cake and Chicken. It's the best
 MegaDosX: That's certainly an assumption Adam 
rentar42: religious traditions/beliefs in japan are interesting overall, from a "western" perspective. Much to learn
 ghizmou: If you haven't seen it, you have to watch Kathleen and Jordynne play the KFC dating game
OldBenX: They don't really get out to KFC, they order buckets home
 Diabore: you need to make reservations MONTHS in advance at kfc for christmas in japan
 gamercat88: LRR trip to Japan
OldBenX: And you need to order yours like 2 months in advance
 TehAmelie: remember how Evangelion used all that Christian imagery to be spooky and alien to the Japanese viewers
 Scarbble: the colonel is a hot young japanese guy now over there
  Juliamon: Japan fetishizes the Colonel
 DAC169: I'd like some Christmas Cake
ztghostie: is it the Colonel from the KFC dating game?
 shurtal: Chicken, Cake, Love Hotel
 RetroHibiscus: they dressed the colonel up in black mage attire for the ff14 collab
MtGJam: Well it's got red and white colour scheme, a bearded guy as the spokesperson and they don't have turkey in Japan
 anbuagent12: Tell adam about the time The KFC Cornel cursed a baseball team
 bytecaster: It's Colonel-san to you, Adam
 Bugberry: There's a famous story about a Japanese baseball team that threw a Colonel statue into a river, and like lots of sports superstitions the team's bad luck became associated with KFC.
 SquareDotCube: I mean, if you want a second place there's the special McDonald's sandwiches
 CommiePuddin: Waffle House is ridiculous on Christmas Day. We spent six weeks preparing for that one day every year.
crowgrammer: A baseball team won a tournament and celebrating fans threw a KFC Colonel statue in a river. The team didn't win again for decades, so they sent a dive team to retrieve the statue.
ztghostie: I've had mochi flavored kitkats and they are the bomb
MtGJam: Very popular before exams
 bytecaster: The combo
 micalovits: This curve is disgusting
OldBenX: The Kronch has been wrangled
OldBenX: (still sounds like RoboRosewater quote)
 Bugberry: I was reading the Silver Spoon manga and there was a random Colonel statue reference.
 SquareDotCube: you know when they set the toaster oven on fire? The first time? They were warming up kit kats inside
 micalovits: PLay hulk, smash? Wrangler at vraska
 ghizmou: just send the trampler
MtGJam: 5 power, in fact
 Darleysam: as a Brit, getting to see KitKats become such a huge thing thanks to their popularity in Japan has been kind of wild
ztghostie: its 5 power isn't it?
 RatherLargeToad: conversely, the Chevy Nova did not sell well in Mexico for similar reasons
 UnnnaturalD20: Are we the opponent?
Night_xD: *kronching time
 Mr_Horrible: so sad when a kronch and its wrangler are forced to fight
OldBenX: meanwhile in Poland we giggle at Osram lightbulbs because their name sounds like "I $#!t on"
duke_dice: Hey hey all.
 Tom_Bruise: Damn, WAR got hands
Araragi298: wow WAR limited its been a hot minute
 Cptasparagus: Graham, did you send out codes for the giveaway from like 3 weeks ago yet? just wanted to check.
MtGJam: Trade trade seems great
Araragi298: I have an uncut sheet of this set sitting right in front of my on my wall
 Marvoleath: swing all but weird
Araragi298: I love this set
ztghostie: I like swinging with the rager too
  Juliamon: Cptasparagus Not as of last night
 DudelidouX: Might be trade trick but that's fine
 Cptasparagus: @Juliamon thanks
  Juliamon: (he is aware he's behind on it)
 micalovits: OH NO
 A_Dub888: 
theguardianotter: woof
 Mythallian: nissa who breaks formats
OldBenX: Judge! Opponent is popping off!
MtGJam: Well that was two cards they could have 
 Cptasparagus: npnp, I just didnt know if I missed something since i've been busy the last few weeks
 Sogheim: whoever would have thought Superfriends mono green in draft?
MtGJam: I think killing Nissa is priority #1
 micalovits: You do on the rager yes?
 brainbosh: 6/6 right?
Araragi298: maybe just everything at nissa
marcosm_illustration: a6/6
 MegaDosX: I'd almost throw it all at Nissa
 MegaDosX: That Nissa is unreasonable
 MegaDosX: Nissa is a much bigger problem than Arlinn
MtGJam: Looks like that attack was 100% right 
Araragi298: I love how powerful proliferate is in this set
 micalovits: No need to pump was there?
 micalovits: It has vigilance
ztghostie: the land has vigiliance
 MegaDosX: Land has vigilance
 Mr_Horrible: the game is over soon, we don't need to grow things
 shurtal: vigilance
 Mr_Horrible: we need more bodies
 Marvoleath: the land has vigilance
duke_dice: everything came up millhouse.
ztghostie: for all the marlbes
 Mr_Horrible: the number of lines in WAR was  (and is) absurd
 Mr_Horrible: this set was really cool but exhausting to play
 shurtal: for all the Morbols
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 MommaGart: for all the Marlboros?
 Tom_Bruise: I think it's pronounced Mar-blees
 micalovits: I like that trade
 micalovits: RIP 7-2
duke_dice: blame the shuffler.
 control_rig: Oh c'mon!
 A_Dub888: "______ING SHUFFLER"
 bytecaster: My hands are very smooth actually, I moisturize.
 TehAmelie: the autoshufffler prevents shuffling fatigue, leading to more shuffling. it's a vicious circle
 LurkerSpine: #blameWorth
 RetroHibiscus: yeah we were statistically likely. unfortunately we are on the other end of variance 
 Meark: I remember that. That's so early on.
 thaigeprime: I hope you fall off a sea cliff
superdude097: Clearly this happens because Arena doesn't pile shuffle 
 Seth_Erickson: It's also the easiest to get mad at though
 Seth_Erickson: for that exact reason
 bytecaster: See also, LoL, Dota
 couchboyj: Shuffler aint a thing, but Otto Tapper is a real villian
 shurtal: giant grow one of theirs
 kdefinition: Yeah, this is why I don't play TCGs
 RealGamerCow: some people shouldn't play games in which they interact with humans
 control_rig: Rude
Araragi298: this looks... badddd
Bearudite: gonna wolf or squatch adam?
 rosesmcgee: We got closure
NonMint: Always love to see someone let their opponent swing for lethal.
 TheWriterAleph: 
 MegaDosX: Hi Kathleen!
 definenull: 
OldBenX: There's one more code
Krillin_fan: don't forget 2005
OldBenX: 2005
 Mythallian: ITS BRAWL
 MegaDosX: It's old Brawl precons
 definenull: huh.
 MegaDosX: From previous precon events
 korvys: Dossier art
 Mr_Horrible: neat!
AkromaTirel: Just out of curiosity, which type of draft is the streamers using?
 micalovits: Fish!
OldBenX: Yup
Krillin_fan: yes
 MegaDosX: There's theories there's one more code that hasn't been discovered yet
 MegaDosX: And that 2005 is the red herring for that one
 RealGamerCow: Kathleen was too cool for MtG
 RealGamerCow: Adam, you were playing WoW, and you know it
 korvys: I was also in university, failing because I was playing too much magic
 bytecaster: I was never cool
 MegaDosX: I was in year 11 in high school
 MegaDosX: I was never cool
 micalovits: Just all the WC3 custom games
Caffine1138: 2005 was 12 person chaos games in the community college cafeteria
 shurtal: in vent, playing dota, push and pulling creep
Caffine1138: good tiems
AkromaTirel: I started magic at 9th edition right before the og ravnica
Krillin_fan: cool is a state of mind
Caffine1138: *times even
 Greyah: I started mtg with Mirrodin, so december 2004. So I definitely played in 2005 as well.
AkromaTirel: Oh
 NornsFelidar: you guys are cool
 Mr_Horrible: some nice magicked gatherings
 micalovits: Thanks for the stream freinds!
 MommaGart: thanks friends!
 A_Dub888: I was too busy playing the hot new Pokemon Emerald in 2005
 NornsFelidar: thanks for the stream
theguardianotter: thanks for having us
 RealGamerCow: From the LRRCast anniversary episodes, Kathleen was CLEARLY a cool kid in college
KWardJenx: Great stuff. Thank you.
theguardianotter: it was great to be here
 Bugberry: My first Magic cards were 8th edition started decks.
 xantos69: Well in 2005 I was president of my school's Magic the Gathering club... also that is the year I won homecoming royalty.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Mr_Horrible: cool stuff
 MommaGart: Cool!
agentofsaruman69: woops spoke too soon lol
 Bugberry: can't wait for the rodeo
 Mr_Horrible: mmm... pre-lunch showcase...
 MegaDosX: Modern showcase let's go
 Mr_Bitterness: 
samwiser_: Kathleen so cool.
ztghostie: ah yes, the PLS
 Seth_Erickson: bye bye
 Strebenherz: o/
 micalovits: pls is not quite as cool as ppr
Bearudite: need to get a fake stagecoach to send the losers home in
 Marvoleath: !next
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Krillin_fan: you got this adam!
 MegaDosX: Adam just gotta use his fighting game skills
 Mr_Horrible: you have to LIVE Team, Adam!
 Marvoleath: !schedule
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 Mr_Horrible: you have to LIVE!
 micalovits: Just roll dice well!
 MegaDosX: You roll dice
Krillin_fan: roll high!
 Mr_Bitterness: Cam vs Ben, Spess Marines vs SPESS MARINES
 xantos69: 50 Bits for the LRR Folk!
 itira: Thanks for the stream! have a good evening everyone!
 Darleysam: just throw a handful of dice at your opponent like a shotgun blast
 Seth_Erickson: Don't worry Adam you'd have the shimmies
 MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
 Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, gang
 MegaDosX: @Darleysam Pocket sand, but dice
 RealGamerCow: soooo what is long game after Kill Team?
 Darleysam: @MegaDosX "I do 8 d20 damage!"
Metric_Furlong: @RealGamerCow I don't know. It's also possible LRR don't know yet either
 TehAmelie: 
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