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paronomasiac042: ho chat! we hype?
paronomasiac042: i see
Juliamon: I was grabbing some dinner
paronomasiac042: i don't see how that's relevant to my needs
paronomasiac042: (sorry if that came off as rude. i should know better than to use sarcasm over text.)
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paronomasiac042: geez, i almost watched an advertisement. that was close
TehAmelie: smort
Diabore: !next
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Diabore: *dab*
paronomasiac042: excellent
TehAmelie: now let there be hype
paronomasiac042:
TehAmelie:
DeM0nFiRe:
Dog_of_Myth:
TehAmelie: finished X-Men just in time
TehAmelie: boy it's like it's 97 again on my TV
Earthenone:
NekomimiNinja:
Earthenone: was X-men good all i have heard about it is they took away rouges butt
TehAmelie: i didn't notice any lack of butts
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catfoo123: π
baltimore_667083: !box
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Hans_0lo_: Really wondering which decks will be played!
lilyoftheveil666: Hello everyone!
TehAmelie: plenty of ever-relevant allegories for the oppression of minorities though
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mysticsailboat: sigh
thraximore: did you just say "sigh"?
RatherLargeToad: Wonβt happen, but am hopping for quadruple Mothman. Rad counters for days!
thraximore: (I kid, just pokin fun)
Hans_0lo_: My hopes are; *10th Doctor & Rose, Necrons, The Hobbits and Dogmeat.
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Alas_Babylon: Surprise, it's four Belakor
Commodore_Perry_GG: Is it the winners of the previous UBs?
Mangledpixel: boop
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thraximore: @Alas_Babylon that'd be kinda sick actually
Marvoleath: !decks
catfoo123: Ohhhh universes beyond, not Blue Black, got it.
Hans_0lo_: @ratherlargetoad Mothman would be cool too!
Alas_Babylon: Yeah, I actually couldn't think of an infamously "bad" precon quick enough
Marvoleath: Cam is 99% on Necrons
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Wonderdoc: i like it when NA is on summer time already. means I can catch these at 1AM instead of the usual 2am
RatherLargeToad: I think Necrons and Rohan have been soft confirmed earlier
Juliamon: Hard confirmed actually
Hans_0lo_: @ratherlargetoad we'll find out very soon.
Mangledpixel: Fire up the quantum mirror, we're going universe-hopping
Juliamon: wasn't gonna stop yall from speculating tho
thraximore: speculating is HALF the battle!
Diabore: uh cam
thraximore: wait
mysticsailboat: paper fight...
TehAmelie: greetings!
catchyuniquename: On a completely unrelated note, today is my dogs 12th birthday
catfoo123: Ope
Alas_Babylon: oh god
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Diabore: nice haircut cori
MyrddintheWizard: Nelson!
TheWriterAleph:
MrPipboy3000: IDENTITY THEFT IS A CRIME NELSON!!!
NekomimiNinja: Pipson!
Alas_Babylon: 2hot4twitch
TehAmelie: wow, Nelson is Pip Boy
Commodore_Perry_GG: Where'd PIP boy go?
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Marvoleath: This mask is somehow equally scary as Cam's death mask
thraximore: PIP boy? More like RIP boy amirite
catfoo123: Wohoooo
TheWriterAleph:
you mean Fallout Boy? 
Mangledpixel: Vault Boy, not Pip Boy, Pip Boy is the wrist computer
northos: (it technically isn't UB)
Fruan: Nope, D&D doesn't get the UB treatment
Bugberry: I thought UB was only non-Wizards IP?
RatherLargeToad: Doesnβt have the triangle watermark, I donβt think
Marvoleath: !patreon
LSRubin:
lol when i saw "UB" on the schedule, i assumed "blue-black" 
Marvoleath: Yea, DnD is officially not UBey
Marvoleath: !youtube
ArdCollider: cori I like your Nanalan' shirt
northos: does AC have commander decks?
thraximore:
jaimeblacken: assassin's creed won't have commander decks it seems
Dog_of_Myth:
freshbubba: Oh hey Cam
thraximore: thank goodness
Marvoleath: Isn't AC just one commander deck but in boosters?
Dog_of_Myth: Perfect Cam
Dr_fragenstien: I genuinely thought at the into that there was a Fortnite universes beyond, and i hardly questioned it
Lyinginbedmon: The zip lips is because it's the Silent King deck, get it?
thraximore: mmhmm
thraximore: that's my assumption
MegaDosX: So it's Jeskai vs Jeskai vs Jeskai vs ??
Alas_Babylon: !card Eleventh Doctor
LRRbot: The Eleventh Doctor [1WU] | Legendary Creature β Time Lord Doctor [3/2] | I. AM. TALKING! β Whenever The Eleventh Doctor deals combat damage to a player, you may exile a card from your hand with a number of time counters on it equal to its mana value. If it doesn't have suspend, it gains suspend. / {2}: Target creature with power 3 or less can't be blocked this turn.
thraximore: mono black
Alas_Babylon: !card Amy Pond
LRRbot: Amy Pond [2R] | Legendary Creature β Human [2/2] | Partner with Rory Williams / Whenever Amy Pond deals combat damage to a player, choose a suspended card you own and remove that many time counters from it. / Doctor's companion
Marvoleath: @Dr_fragenstien well, there was the Fortnite secret lair
kevsta47: I looked at the schedule this afternoon and was so excited to see an all-Dimir pod.
Dog_of_Myth: Mono Black baby
Blip2004: heck yeah Amy Pond
Hans_0lo_: Oh no, not the 11th doctor and Amy π
Diabore: im having fun... well...
Hans_0lo_: Be careful, Ben, that deck is very wordy
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MWGNZ: good choice not running the Chaos "hope you like cascade" 40k deck for speed
NewtyNewts: Oh hey it's a me button
Hans_0lo_: I just played that WHO deck and I needed a substantial adbreak after the game
Marvoleath: !ppr ?
MegaDosX: PLS
Juliamon: (still under !ppr)
thraximore:
but I thought it kicked the bucket 
Diabore: !ppr
MegaDosX: If you're getting freaky, are you also getting deaky?
Alas_Babylon: actual literal cowboy mMagic
jaimeblacken: yay draft and commander!
niccus: pre-eclipse spectacular
RatherLargeToad: Jiggy Jiggy Wild Wild West
spinebustertee: that's gonna be a chonky day
thraximore: I like that! breaking up the formula
jaimeblacken: i actually said that i wanted drafts and now it happened!
aitsu100: will Ben get to play the brew for the set he normally does
Lyinginbedmon: Woods was so good
RatherLargeToad: The woods one was sweet
MegaDosX: That would be very on flavour
Lyinginbedmon: Sunshine, greenery, fresh air, and MTG
thraximore: that's a good idea
Xavbull: what's happening, hip kids?
thraximore: make it so, James
MegaDosX: Jeskai vs Jeskai vs Jeskai vs mono-black
Marvoleath: BIG robot
thraximore: @MegaDosX the perfect table
MegaDosX: Exotic Orchard going to put in work today
freshbubba: I missed the forest and stage drafts, what were they for?
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
Marvoleath: @MegaDosX find the goth
LRRbot: The Eleventh Doctor [1WU] | Legendary Creature β Time Lord Doctor [3/2] | I. AM. TALKING! β Whenever The Eleventh Doctor deals combat damage to a player, you may exile a card from your hand with a number of time counters on it equal to its mana value. If it doesn't have suspend, it gains suspend. / {2}: Target creature with power 3 or less can't be blocked this turn.
Marvoleath: @freshbubba it was during the pandini, so they could keep safe spread, not sure which sets
MegaDosX: I wonder if Ben has seen this episode yet
aitsu100: Yay Matt Smith
HadesLeprechaun: My favorite Doctor! Donna Noble was my fave companion, though
LRRbot: Amy Pond [2R] | Legendary Creature β Human [2/2] | Partner with Rory Williams / Whenever Amy Pond deals combat damage to a player, choose a suspended card you own and remove that many time counters from it. / Doctor's companion
RatherLargeToad: @freshbubba They were during Covid times. I think Commander Legends was one of them and maybe Double Masters
Marvoleath: 3 commanders D:
MegaDosX: !card rory williams
LRRbot: Rory Williams [WU] | Legendary Creature β Human Soldier [3/3] | Partner with Amy Pond / First strike, lifelink / The Last Centurion β When you cast this spell from anywhere other than exile, exile it with three time counters on it. It gains suspend. Then investigate.
TehAmelie: three commanders at the same time?
aitsu100: 2,5 cards in the command zone sounds nice
Alas_Babylon: @TehAmelie Not three commanders, but Amy can still fetch Rory from the deck
Juliamon: !cardview on
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Rogue_07: 3 Jeskai and a Monoblack player...
jaimeblacken: oh card reader died
Alas_Babylon: !card Szarekh
LRRbot: Szarekh, the Silent King [1BBB] | Legendary Artifact Creature β Necron [3/4] | Flying / My Will Be Done β Whenever Szarekh, the Silent King attacks, mill three cards. You may put an artifact creature card or Vehicle card from among the cards milled this way into your hand.
aitsu100: silent and hidden
LRRbot: Szarekh, the Silent King [1BBB] | Legendary Artifact Creature β Necron [3/4] | Flying / My Will Be Done β Whenever Szarekh, the Silent King attacks, mill three cards. You may put an artifact creature card or Vehicle card from among the cards milled this way into your hand.
RatherLargeToad: so silent, the card reeder wonβt read it
philippekav: the well know cycle of snarls
NewtyNewts: It is indeed still morning, right?
Lyinginbedmon: Szarekh is just coming out of cryo
theamc2000: what part of szarekh is silent?
Juliamon: the h
jaimeblacken: did cam draw
Alas_Babylon: @theamc2000 "the"
WardsarTheWriter: She is 5/4, and she is no man.
RatherLargeToad: Stan, the Silent King
LRRbot: Γowyn, Shieldmaiden [2URW] | Legendary Creature β Human Knight [5/4] | First strike / At the beginning of combat on your turn, if another Human entered the battlefield under your control this turn, create two 2/2 red Human Knight creature tokens with trample and haste. Then if you control six or more Humans, draw a card.
QuixoticScrivener: so much Jeskia
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Alas_Babylon: Also just realized we have three Jeskai cards in the pod
trebuchetboy: Eowyn go brr
Alas_Babylon: Jeskai decks*
LRRbot: Wayfarer's Bauble [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Wayfarer's Bauble: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Bugberry: Just noticed no one is green and three of the decks are Jeskai. this should be extra interesting
LRRbot: Rogue's Passage | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
Diabore: ooh the boobley
Rogue_07: I see Cori is playing the part of our resident Ferengi today
MegaDosX: Wayfarer Bobble
Commodore_Perry_GG: @jaimeblacken saved the day
LRRbot: Talisman of Progress [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}. Talisman of Progress deals 1 damage to you.
micalovits: Progress!
jaimeblacken: @Commodore_Perry_GG yeehaw
LRRbot: Skycloud Expanse | Land | {1}, {T}: Add {W}{U}.
LRRbot: Rory Williams [WU] | Legendary Creature β Human Soldier [3/3] | Partner with Amy Pond / First strike, lifelink / The Last Centurion β When you cast this spell from anywhere other than exile, exile it with three time counters on it. It gains suspend. Then investigate.
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TheWriterAleph: happy time zone, chat
Tweygoh: Ooo cute Cori haircut
theamc2000: reading step explains the steppe
philippekav: zoom zoom pass
MegaDosX: Gonna be a lot of reading this game I suspect, since some of these UB cards are wordy and/or complicated
spicemelonge: feels slightly out of focus
LSRubin: did Ben investigate?
MegaDosX: He did
Lyinginbedmon: @spicemelonge A smidge
LRRbot: Treasure Vault | Artifact Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {X}{X}, {T}, Sacrifice Treasure Vault: Create X Treasure tokens.
LRRbot: Brotherhood Scribe [1W] | Creature β Human Artificer [1/3] | Metalcraft β {T}: You get {E}. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts. / Whenever you get one or more {E} during your turn, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
ArdCollider: (looks at cori) hi! bob!
EvilBadman: 3 Jeskai and a hardline mono black deck. Green ramp sickos in the dirt.
LRRbot: Lightning Greaves [2] | Artifact β Equipment | Equipped creature has haste and shroud. / Equip {0}
MegaDosX: That doesn't seem breakable at all
trebuchetboy: I thought Nelson was about Brotherhoods End and was very concerned
LRRbot: Stormcarved Coast | Land | Stormcarved Coast enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
TheAwkes: These boots belong in a museum!
trebuchetboy: ignore me
Diabore: so game loss to ben...
LRRbot: Sibylline Soothsayer [2R] | Creature β Human Warlock [3/2] | Temporal Foresight β When Sibylline Soothsayer enters the battlefield, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonland card with mana value 3 or greater. Exile that card with three time counters on it. If it doesn't have suspend, it gains suspend. Put the rest of the revealed cards on the bottom of your library in a random order.
EvilBadman: @trebuchetboy Just realized that would work as a Fallout reference, lol
MegaDosX: It's the fat baby!
LRRbot: Adipose Offspring [3W] | Creature β Alien [2/2] | Emerge {5}{W} / When Adipose Offspring enters the battlefield, create a 2/2 white Alien creature token. If Adipose Offspring's emerge cost was paid, instead create X of those tokens, where X is the sacrificed creature's toughness.
theamc2000: three or less
theamc2000: I wrong
MegaDosX: Oh right
MegaDosX: Three or less
Mangledpixel: I once met an old man who said he was a soothsayer. I asked him to proove it, so he said 'sooth!'
MegaDosX: Oh greater
Diabore: 3 or more
MegaDosX: Damn you theamc
MegaDosX: >:|
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MegaDosX: (just kidding)
micalovits: !chat
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jaimeblacken: mistakes!
TehAmelie: forsooth!
Dog_of_Myth: Chat....
thraximore: It's a little strange that all of the various aliens all have the same creature type
Blip2004: !left
thraximore: I mean I know why but still
MegaDosX: Also the Soothsayer finding the Adipose is...kind of interesting since it's ever so slightly out of order
LRRbot: Canoptek Tomb Sentinel [4] | Artifact Creature β Insect [4/3] | Vigilance / Exile Cannon β When Canoptek Tomb Sentinel enters the battlefield from a graveyard, exile up to one target nonland permanent. / Unearth {7}
Hans_0lo_: So, black dice for time counters?
Alas_Babylon: Wayfawuw's Babuw owo
Ukon_Cairns: @MegaDosX something something timey wimey.
freshbubba: @thraximore Time Lords are Time Lords, Daleks are Daleks... The rest are unimportant
theamc2000: exile cannon is what fanfiction does
thraximore:
@theamc2000 
LRRbot: Prairie Stream | Land β Plains Island | Prairie Stream enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
LRRbot: Herald's Horn [3] | Artifact | As Herald's Horn enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. / Creature spells you cast of the chosen type cost {1} less to cast. / At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. If it's a creature card of the chosen type, you may reveal it and put it into your hand.
philippekav: is Cori a Ferengi ?
TheWriterAleph: ah yes, human sounds from my human horn
Cptasparagus: i see this is the 3 Jeksai vs the Emo
Wonderdoc: Ben living in the present, paying for stuff thats far in the future
LRRbot: Liberty Prime, Recharged [2URW] | Legendary Artifact Creature β Robot [8/8] | Vigilance, trample, haste / Whenever Liberty Prime, Recharged attacks or blocks, sacrifice it unless you pay {E}{E}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: You get {E}{E} and draw a card.
MegaDosX: Gross
Rogue_07: Turn 3 btw
RatherLargeToad: Prime Smash
micalovits: Well, turn 4
MegaDosX: Isn't it turn four?
LRRbot: Temple of Epiphany | Land | Temple of Epiphany enters the battlefield tapped. / When Temple of Epiphany enters the battlefield, scry 1. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
micalovits: Still disgusting
Rogue_07: Yeah, I'm wrong.
MegaDosX: Oh definitely, still gross
Marvoleath: Delivering that liberty 8 dmg at a time
Rogue_07: Im in twitch chat, what do you expect
jaimeblacken: that deck has like 5 basics
Wonderdoc: its the same day pain delivery
MegaDosX: Amazon Prime in shambles
Mangledpixel: that is a good wisdom
Diabore: @Marvoleath delivering liberty one mecha punch at a time
LRRbot: Flesh Duplicate [UU] | Creature β Shapeshifter Rebel [0/0] | You may have Flesh Duplicate enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it has vanishing 3 if that creature doesn't have vanishing.
MegaDosX: Oh right this thing
TheWriterAleph: Fleshy Liberty Prime
thraximore: "flesh" duplicate
MegaDosX: Doesn't that cost mana?
Fruan: Mersenne Primes
MegaDosX: !card liberty prime
LRRbot: Liberty Prime, Recharged [2URW] | Legendary Artifact Creature β Robot [8/8] | Vigilance, trample, haste / Whenever Liberty Prime, Recharged attacks or blocks, sacrifice it unless you pay {E}{E}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: You get {E}{E} and draw a card.
MegaDosX: I mean fair
Diabore: well... "blocker"
Commodore_Perry_GG: some real Attack on Titat sh*t going on with the dupicant
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
Commodore_Perry_GG: Titan*
micalovits: "Not a lot of words" he says
MegaDosX: Ben's getting set for next turn
jaimeblacken: jesus ben
jaimeblacken: hahaha
MegaDosX: Give the Doctor a giant robot
Bugberry: Big robot needs juice
ThirdGames: It CAN block. Momentarily.
LRRbot: Ghost Ark [4] | Artifact β Vehicle [3/3] | Flying / Repair Barge β Whenever Ghost Ark becomes crewed, each artifact creature card in your graveyard gains unearth {3} until end of turn. / Crew 2
RatherLargeToad: The Ghark
Mangledpixel: MegaDosX historically the Doctor has had issues with giant robots
MegaDosX: @Mangledpixel Oh I'm aware
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Alas_Babylon: !card Beregond
LRRbot: Beregond of the Guard [3W] | Legendary Creature β Human Soldier [3/3] | Whenever Beregond of the Guard or another Human enters the battlefield under your control, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn.
philippekav: the necrons are known for their group hug tendencies
jaimeblacken: it has vigilance cammmmm :<
Voidhawk42: Just got here, and what is this fan-fic crossover?
micalovits: ~~400 card arts is a lot
Alas_Babylon: @Voidhawk42 That's basically what we're doing here, yep
QuixoticScrivener: @Voidhawk42 three Jeskais kicking a ghost robot
LRRbot: Beregond of the Guard [3W] | Legendary Creature β Human Soldier [3/3] | Whenever Beregond of the Guard or another Human enters the battlefield under your control, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn.
jaimeblacken: it's a bit busted when you have a board that beregon
jaimeblacken: beregond i play in my adeline deck
LRRbot: Glimmer of Genius [3U] | Instant | Scry 2, then draw two cards. You get {E}{E}.
Lyinginbedmon: Viligance, create a 0/0 Village token with plumbing
thraximore: o7
Mangledpixel: they served under General Disarray
c_dabs: How I met Your Ben
UltimateSilence: letβs move to temporal anomaly step!
Bugberry: The key to balancing Energy is making costing Energy an actual price and not something you make for free.
dasdardly: isn't it 10
Diabore: so nelly hates dr who
Hans_0lo_: I have bought Doctor Who dice to indicate time counters in suspended cards, that helped clarify the boardstate a lot.
jaimeblacken: isn't it bigger
QuixoticScrivener: What did Ben do to Nelly?
dasdardly: he gained energy twice that turn
MegaDosX: I mean, he'll do it
Marvoleath: @dasdardly 8+1, right?
LRRbot: Deserted Beach | Land | Deserted Beach enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more other lands. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
jaimeblacken: 2 instances of energy
Rogue_07: Does the artificer add more when Nelly cast Glimmer?
Marvoleath: ah
Voidhawk42: !card liberty prime
LRRbot: Liberty Prime, Recharged [2URW] | Legendary Artifact Creature β Robot [8/8] | Vigilance, trample, haste / Whenever Liberty Prime, Recharged attacks or blocks, sacrifice it unless you pay {E}{E}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: You get {E}{E} and draw a card.
MegaDosX: It's also a little irrelevant if Ben is one more commander damage, he's on the verge of dead from Liberty Prime
Alas_Babylon: It's basically what happens if Ruhan was good
HadesLeprechaun: the enormous building-sized robot does in fact have trample!
Rogue_07: !card brotherhood scribe
LRRbot: Brotherhood Scribe [1W] | Creature β Human Artificer [1/3] | Metalcraft β {T}: You get {E}. Activate only if you control three or more artifacts. / Whenever you get one or more {E} during your turn, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
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Alas_Babylon: (braces for tomatoes)
SquareDotCube: good ol' "DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE" Liberty Prime
Rogue_07: Yeah, Prime was a 10/10
Diabore: oh it is one more
Ukon_Cairns: thought it was a once per turn trigger
jaimeblacken: no you didn't die
jaimeblacken: it was 10
Commodore_Perry_GG: It wouldn't be the first time the Doctor's plan was just to die
MegaDosX: @Commodore_Perry_GG Hey, on an unrelated note, cool art on that Deserted Beach huh
LRRbot: Barren Moor | Land | Barren Moor enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / Cycling {B}
HadesLeprechaun: gotta play a Doctor Who deck where you start with the First and every time it gets killed, you cast the next one in the sequence from the COmmand Zone instead
Mangledpixel: Baron Moore
QuixoticScrivener: draw step?
SquareDotCube: though questions will be raised if Wheeler is in Ulmer's place after break
spicemelonge: ben just regenerate get another 40 and the twelfth
LRRbot: Polluted Mire | Land | Polluted Mire enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / Cycling {2}
LRRbot: Sculpting Steel [3] | Artifact | You may have Sculpting Steel enter the battlefield as a copy of any artifact on the battlefield.
Alas_Babylon: @spicemelonge ... real talk, some sort of weird Archenemy format where you have to "defeat" all the Doctors somehow would be kinda lit, if a bit ridiculous
an_archist2: robots for everyone!
LRRbot: Bastion Protector [2W] | Creature β Human Soldier [3/3] | Commander creatures you control get +2/+2 and have indestructible.
Commodore_Perry_GG: the boots that go whir
Mangledpixel: move to honk step
Dog_of_Myth:
QuixoticScrivener: Cameron cycled twice, but did he actually draw step?
Fruan: Toot toot!
freshbubba: Electric Slides? If they were sandals
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jaimeblacken: hitting with horn twice??
jaimeblacken: jesus, that has never happene
jaimeblacken: d
LRRbot: Taunt from the Rampart [3RW] | Sorcery | Goad all creatures your opponents control. Until your next turn, those creatures can't block.
MegaDosX: RIP
LukeIsStrange: Taunt from the Rampart is such a good card
Diabore: wow, everybody hates dr who
Fruan: V I O L E N C E
Alas_Babylon: Cori is playing goblin magic and I am here for it
Strebenherz: Rude, but hilarious
Ukon_Cairns: @Alas_Babylon the archenemy could be The Master to be more thematic and only have to deal with half as many regenerations
lilyoftheveil666: o7 Ben
micalovits: o7
Tweygoh: Looks like may be a second game tonight
MegaDosX:
Plasterboard:
injecting chaos
Dog_of_Myth:
So two commander game tonight then? 
Alas_Babylon: @Ukon_Cairns Smart
NewtyNewts: The Cybermen exist in Fallout, I guess
LRRbot: Plasma Caster [1R] | Artifact β Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, you get {E}{E}. / Pay {E}{E}: Choose target creature that's blocking equipped creature. Flip a coin. If you win the flip, exile the chosen creature. Otherwise, Plasma Caster deals 1 damage to it. / Equip {2}
Diabore: @Tweygoh the other players are at 38, 40, and 40
philippekav: liberty !
MegaDosX: That seems absurd with Liberty
Lyinginbedmon: Note: any creatures summoned after the goad are not goaded and can block
an_archist2: this is ben casts intervention pact
micalovits: Did not expect the Mono UB commanders to be faster than the Mono Green ones
Tweygoh: @diabore very true
LRRbot: Rex, Cyber-Hound [1WU] | Legendary Artifact Creature β Robot Dog [2/2] | Whenever Rex, Cyber-Hound deals combat damage to a player, they mill two cards and you get {E}{E}. / Pay {E}{E}: Choose target creature card in a graveyard. Exile it with a brain counter on it. Activate only as a sorcery. / Rex has all activated abilities of all cards in exile with brain counters on them.
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LoadingReadyRun:
I feel like the Doctor has defeated a bunch of Necron-like scary skeleton robots a bunch of times
Commodore_Perry_GG: Robo puppy commencing 7 hour barking session
Diabore: dog has haste?
LoadingReadyRun: Dog-in-Boots!
carbonoid12: o7 Ben
LRRbot: Archivist of Gondor [2U] | Creature β Human Advisor [2/3] | When your commander deals combat damage to a player, if there is no monarch, you become the monarch. / At the beginning of the monarch's end step, that player draws a card.
MegaDosX: That robot is scary
LRRbot: Heirloom Blade [3] | Artifact β Equipment | Equipped creature gets +3/+1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, you may reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card that shares a creature type with it. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / Equip {1}
Commodore_Perry_GG: so does Rex wear the grieves on the back paws, front? left/right, diagnola?
lilyoftheveil666: o7
MegaDosX: The Cybermen are kinda Necron adjacent I guess
MegaDosX: Though they're converted people
MegaDosX: Necrons are their own race afaik
Fruan: Spiderman meme, necrons pointing at cybermen pointing at synths.
MegaDosX: And also give him boots
LRRbot: Szarekh, the Silent King [1BBB] | Legendary Artifact Creature β Necron [3/4] | Flying / My Will Be Done β Whenever Szarekh, the Silent King attacks, mill three cards. You may put an artifact creature card or Vehicle card from among the cards milled this way into your hand.
Commodore_Perry_GG: Autons, Cybermen, Daleks, etc
Dog_of_Myth: Could crew
jaimeblacken: can't block
an_archist2: creatures still can't block?
Diabore: also yes cant block
LRRbot: Anrakyr the Traveller [4B] | Legendary Artifact Creature β Necron [4/4] | Lord of the Pyrrhian Legions β Whenever Anrakyr the Traveller attacks, you may cast an artifact spell from your hand or graveyard by paying life equal to its mana value rather than paying its mana cost.
LRRbot: Shard of the Void Dragon [4BBB] | Creature β C'tan [7/7] | Flying / Spear of the Void Dragon β Whenever Shard of the Void Dragon attacks, each opponent sacrifices a nonland permanent. / Matter Absorption β Whenever an artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield or is put into exile from the battlefield, put two +1/+1 counters on Shard of the Void Dragon.
MegaDosX: Oh boy
chaostreader: Just got here, how is Ben dead already?
Diabore: wtf is this dragon???
Dog_of_Myth: Liberty Prime
HadesLeprechaun: @chaostreader Liberty Prime
MegaDosX: *jazz hands* Synergy
MegaDosX: Nelson's robot punched Ben's head off
Marvoleath: Ben got liberated
Lyinginbedmon: Which is the Necron that just loves collecting things?
Ukon_Cairns: there was a robot and it was quite large
HadesLeprechaun: cori helped point the Freedom Death Laser
MegaDosX: Well good news Ben, now you get to be Twelve
an_archist2: this is nelson's revenge for losing the die roll on N100 so many times
MegaDosX: Though I don't think this is quite how Eleven died
Azralorne: Can't wait to watch Cori die on her own Nelson-sword
NewtyNewts: So, the Helldiver automatons killed him?
LRRbot: Grey Host Reinforcements [3W] | Creature β Spirit Soldier [1/1] | Flying, ward {3} / When Grey Host Reinforcements enters the battlefield, exile target player's graveyard. Put a number of +1/+1 counters on Grey Host Reinforcements equal to the number of creature cards exiled this way.
psyduckrepublic: If Ben had ran Nine that game, he should get to regenerate as Ten
philippekav: it's was basicly an american symbol beating up a british one
MegaDosX: Holy shit
Dog_of_Myth: @Lyinginbedmon Trazyn
MegaDosX: That's twice in two turns someone's been like "OK I'm ready for next turn" and Cori's been like "psyche lmao"
Athelgar: wheres the discourse over that haveing ward 3
Lyinginbedmon: Thank @dog_of_myth
Mai_Andra: dang, i looked away for 20 minutes, and ben got shot...
MrQBear:
@Mai_Andra It's a commander game, but a lot can still happen in 20 minutes.
LRRbot: Nick Valentine, Private Eye [2U] | Legendary Artifact Creature β Synth Detective [2/2] | Nick Valentine, Private Eye can't be blocked except by artifact creatures. / Whenever Nick Valentine or another artifact creature you control dies, you may investigate.
azureHaights: So, can I safely assume the Elder Dragon Paper Fight joke has been made
Diabore: @Mai_Andra less shot more got mecha punched to dust
ztghostie: notably, nick triggers off token artifact creatures dying too. *feeds myr tokens to the furnace*
Lyinginbedmon: Ben got big steppied
NewtyNewts: @azureHaights Elder Night Paper Club
NewtyNewts: or maybe Friday Dragon Social Fight
LRRbot: Cranial Plating [2] | Artifact β Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0 for each artifact you control. / {B}{B}: Attach Cranial Plating to target creature you control. / Equip {1}
LithelyUnshod: 7 commander?
A_Dub888: What does Buttered Christ taste like?
MegaDosX: Gonna be a lot of those in the LOTR decks surely
Diabore: nelly hunting for thoats
Diabore: throats*
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spicemelonge: @A_Dub888 sweet
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NewtyNewts: Nelly's on "Hose their decks" step
ztghostie:
dumbo3k: !card tomb sentinel
LRRbot: Canoptek Tomb Sentinel [4] | Artifact Creature β Insect [4/3] | Vigilance / Exile Cannon β When Canoptek Tomb Sentinel enters the battlefield from a graveyard, exile up to one target nonland permanent. / Unearth {7}
UltimateSilence: If youβd like to know how buttered christ tastes like - lick your wrist, it should be about identical!
ztghostie: in before the removal spell is go for the throat
Marvoleath: there is go for the throat xD
Diabore: 3 whole damage
LRRbot: The War in Heaven [3BBB] | Enchantment β Saga | I β You draw three cards and you lose 3 life. / II β Mill three cards. / III β Choose up to three target creature cards with total mana value 8 or less in your graveyard. Return each of them to the battlefield with a necrodermis counter on it. They're artifacts in addition to their other types.
TehAmelie: but it's sweet butter
LRRbot: Royal Warden [3BB] | Artifact Creature β Necron [3/2] | Phalanx Commander β When Royal Warden enters the battlefield, create two tapped 2/2 black Necron Warrior artifact creature tokens. / Unearth {3}{B}
aggrocrow: @marvoleath I was just about to say that!
LRRbot: Canoptek Spyder [5] | Artifact Creature β Spider [4/4] | Flying / Fabricator Claw Array β Whenever another nontoken artifact creature or Vehicle enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.
MegaDosX: None of those say destroy target Liberty Prime
Lyinginbedmon: Oof
Kazman20a: hey that spider doesn't have reach....
HadesLeprechaun: I regret to inform Cameron his deck doesn't like targeting artifacts in particular, lol. But there's some ways
Diabore: perimiter warden?
theamc2000: tenth disctrict hero?
Diabore: oh thats hard hitting questions
Mangledpixel: Grave Toddler
hd_dabnado: idk how twitch chat can read ben's phone
A_Dub888: !y
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theamc2000: twitch chat trying to watch Ben draft
StreetRach: I'm sorry; is Ben drafting right now???
micalovits: So Ben, what are we drafting?
Azralorne: A+ Ben, love the energy ππ
LRRbot: Erkenbrand, Lord of Westfold [3R] | Legendary Creature β Human Soldier [3/3] | Whenever Erkenbrand, Lord of Westfold or another Human enters the battlefield under your control, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.
theamc2000: seems like gruul
Diabore: @micalovits mkm quick draft
Alas_Babylon: @StreetRach He got very unlucky
UltimateSilence: my adhd brain really likes whatever is going on right now
StreetRach: Oh he ded. I see.
UltimateSilence: can we always have a ben drafting on every stream??
Lyinginbedmon: Live Ben Draft Reaction
OliverWight: kinda like 2 streams in 1
NewtyNewts: Timed or untimed draft?
Diabore: roots is fun
Diabore: @NewtyNewts quick draft is untimed
philippekav:
Ben is gonna need a bigger phone 
Jadaris:
Wonder if Paul could zoom in the top right quadrant
hd_dabnado: ayo????
theamc2000: Ben got against humanity
Marvoleath: Oh, we sliming in the draft
MegaDosX: !card animate dead
LRRbot: Animate Dead [1B] | Enchantment β Aura | Enchant creature card in a graveyard / When Animate Dead enters the battlefield, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with Animate Dead." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach Animate Dead to it. When Animate Dead leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it. / Enchanted creatureβ¦
Bugberry: Depends on what you define as a paragraph.
LRRbot: The Prydwen, Steel Flagship [4WW] | Legendary Artifact β Vehicle [6/6] | Flying / Whenever another nontoken artifact enters the battlefield under your control, create a 2/2 white Human Knight creature token with "This creature gets +2/+2 as long as an artifact entered the battlefield under your control this turn." / Crew 2
Bugberry: And Herald's Horn is pre-2020.
Commodore_Perry_GG: Parhelion III
Alas_Babylon: Greasefang fans rejoice
Lyinginbedmon: No way is that airship being run by two people
TheWriterAleph: CHOO CHOO
RatherLargeToad: seems fair
micalovits: That card just keept on going
theamc2000: the prydwen
MegaDosX: This is the card that never ends
Bugberry: That's only 1 sentence on it.
Diabore: do it ben!
Diabore: do it!
Lyinginbedmon: That card had recursive text
MegaDosX: Ooooooh
Strebenherz: Wipe the board it's all gone to heck
MegaDosX: Yes Ben do it
theamc2000: oooh
Alas_Babylon: YES!
philippekav: the tokens have a lot of texts now ?
theamc2000: nice Ben
TehAmelie: idea: simultancommander, where the four players play four games simultaneously on different tables so it's constantly everyone's turn
Jadaris: This stream is the best hahaha
Alas_Babylon: @TehAmelie May I introduce you to the FamJam
Chesul: something feels wrong about nick piloting the Prydwen
Diabore: get energy, pump again
Bugberry: @philippekav non-UB tokens sometimes have abilities, it's not the norm even in UB.
UltimateSilence: okay hear me out, tablefriends just absentmindedly drafting in the background..
UltimateSilence: peak content
Alas_Babylon: Let's go mass removal
NewtyNewts: @TehAmelie That would require quite a lot of coordination, and different speed-of-play decks would slow things down
Diabore: cam also at 13 yellow commander damage
TehAmelie: certainly
Diabore: there we go
LRRbot: Trazyn the Infinite [4BB] | Legendary Artifact Creature β Necron [4/6] | Deathtouch / Prismatic Gallery β As long as Trazyn the Infinite is on the battlefield, it has all activated abilities of all artifact cards in your graveyard.
thraximore: at least it has deathtouch
LRRbot: Village Bell-Ringer [2W] | Creature β Human Scout [1/4] | Flash / When Village Bell-Ringer enters the battlefield, untap all creatures you control.
NewtyNewts: doot doot indeed
azureHaights: Honkstep? I love that part of the Homestuck soundtrack
ultin00b: Is ben technically playing a subgame?
jaimeblacken: come on earthquake?
philippekav: more like ding ding if it's a bell
LRRbot: Γowyn, Shieldmaiden [2URW] | Legendary Creature β Human Knight [5/4] | First strike / At the beginning of combat on your turn, if another Human entered the battlefield under your control this turn, create two 2/2 red Human Knight creature tokens with trample and haste. Then if you control six or more Humans, draw a card.
Marvoleath: Eyo, it's Eowyn
NewtyNewts: @Marvoleath Eyo! Win?
theamc2000: eowyn, not flying
Lyinginbedmon: Big Libs
buddhabob74: Liberty Prime can throw the Prydwen like a foodball
hd_dabnado: libitty bibitty
Ukon_Cairns: liberty prime is actually holding it in their hand like a toy airplane
buddhabob74: football
Rhynerd: liberty prime just carries it.
SpoonfullOfSugar: crewing it with liberty prime is actually just liberty prime holding the ship up in the wair like a toy
LRRbot: Liberty Prime, Recharged [2URW] | Legendary Artifact Creature β Robot [8/8] | Vigilance, trample, haste / Whenever Liberty Prime, Recharged attacks or blocks, sacrifice it unless you pay {E}{E}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: You get {E}{E} and draw a card.
volraths_bane: Liberty Prime crewing is just him grabbing it and playing with it like a toy plane
LithelyUnshod: The Monster Factory version
NewtyNewts: @buddhabob74 Foodball works too
Lyinginbedmon: It's like 3-4 stories tall
theamc2000: doc Madison card has lib prime in the background
niccus: if this deck knows comedic timing, it'll draw Go For the Throat
LRRbot: One with the Machine [3U] | Sorcery | Draw cards equal to the highest mana value among artifacts you control.
hd_dabnado: im just gonna remind everyone that they are printing MORE energy cards in MH3
Diabore: only 6 new cards
theamc2000: so cam does not have fog
goombalax: I hope he gets Darkness
jaimeblacken: darkness
NewtyNewts: @theamc2000 He also does not have mana up
Lyinginbedmon: #PrideWin
WardsarTheWriter: Need a great phone plan for all those texts.
LRRbot: Vault 112: Sadistic Simulation [2UR] | Enchantment β Saga | I, II β Tap up to one target creature and put a stun counter on it. You get {E}{E}. / III β Pay any amount of {E}. If you paid one or more {E} this way, shuffle your library, then exile that many cards from the top. You may play one of those cards without paying its mana cost.
TheDevil_Risen: oof, missed an hour because i was watching Dice Friends β Escape from Semolo Plateau Ep3
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nobodez: Really should have put the stun on the deathtoucher
Chesul: at least liberty prime dies.
micalovits: Not like Nelson won't have 7 mana next turns
LSRubin: so this is how liberty dies...
Chesul: micalovits true, but it will limit how much else he does.
Diabore: is nelly dead?
BrowneePoints: 1. oh my gosh Cori that bob is so cute!
NewtyNewts: Oh right... haste
LRRbot: Verge Rangers [2W] | Creature β Human Scout Ranger [3/3] | First strike / You may look at the top card of your library any time. / As long as an opponent controls more lands than you, you may play lands from the top of your library.
theamc2000: cool shirt Cori
BrowneePoints:
2. wow you got two sluggers here with Eowyn and Liberty Prime 
theamc2000: nice scarf Cam
Rhynerd: does this mean Trayzn took Liberty Prime into his collection?
Dog_of_Myth: I would think so
NewtyNewts: Does the dog do osomething with the exiled creatures?
goombalax: wait it ended up being 3 Jeskai vs mono black
LRRbot: Anrakyr the Traveller [4B] | Legendary Artifact Creature β Necron [4/4] | Lord of the Pyrrhian Legions β Whenever Anrakyr the Traveller attacks, you may cast an artifact spell from your hand or graveyard by paying life equal to its mana value rather than paying its mana cost.
MegaDosX: !card rex, cyber hound
LRRbot: Rex, Cyber-Hound [1WU] | Legendary Artifact Creature β Robot Dog [2/2] | Whenever Rex, Cyber-Hound deals combat damage to a player, they mill two cards and you get {E}{E}. / Pay {E}{E}: Choose target creature card in a graveyard. Exile it with a brain counter on it. Activate only as a sorcery. / Rex has all activated abilities of all cards in exile with brain counters on them.
LRRbot: Trazyn the Infinite [4BB] | Legendary Artifact Creature β Necron [4/6] | Deathtouch / Prismatic Gallery β As long as Trazyn the Infinite is on the battlefield, it has all activated abilities of all artifact cards in your graveyard.
MegaDosX: @NewtyNewts See above
an_archist2: fjord
Diabore: nelly might just be dead to cori
NewtyNewts: @MegaDosX Thought so, just hasn't been relevant or pursued yet
LRRbot: Wind-Scarred Crag | Land | Wind-Scarred Crag enters the battlefield tapped. / When Wind-Scarred Crag enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
TheRatKings: Poor Ben
BrowneePoints: yes. I live there
LRRbot: Village Bell-Ringer [2W] | Creature β Human Scout [1/4] | Flash / When Village Bell-Ringer enters the battlefield, untap all creatures you control.
LSRubin: i really like the 40K deck casting "TRAZYN THE INFINITE" while the Doctor Who deck is casting "Martha Jones"
MegaDosX: Better than growing up in a Bloodstained Mire
LRRbot: Bastion Protector [2W] | Creature β Human Soldier [3/3] | Commander creatures you control get +2/+2 and have indestructible.
goombalax: I grew up in Wooded Foothills
NewtyNewts: @LSRubin Perfect theme matching
BrowneePoints: you put some respect on Marthaβs name
jaimeblacken: swing ooooot
Diabore: +2 humans
Strebenherz: @LSRubin Look, Martha Jones will Bus you up
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Krillin_fan: "you can fly?" "no, jump good"
Diabore: +4 humans
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jaimeblacken: 2 new triggers
Diabore: yup
Bugberry: Zhalfir knights ride Rhinos and other stuff too. they're nuts.
jaimeblacken: from beragond
Alas_Babylon: Correctamundo
jaimeblacken: yesssss
Diabore: so tokens get +2, the other 3 get +4
Niahlah: more 4's
jaimeblacken: so +8
chronos789: are they playing the precons out of the box?
Alas_Babylon: Yep, no edits at all
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BrowneePoints: I wasnβt lying
LSRubin: Martha Jones would actually be sick in the Liberty Prime deck
Welbog: Reading the cards is a lot of words.
BrowneePoints: the Eowyn precon kills people dead
MegaDosX: That deck is bananas
MegaDosX: Little bit yeah
micalovits: Now they only need to deal with human sized robots!
adept_nekomancer: What are giant robots if not just metal orcs?
Welbog: "Get the big crossbow"
goombalax: "still only counts as one!"
Alas_Babylon: Shroud means you can't target it either
NewtyNewts: Destroyed those overengineered siege engines
Dog_of_Myth: Giant elephants....giant robots....
Diabore: actually will be a quick game
Bugberry: Grond is basically a giant robot
an_archist2: this is where cameron casts corrupt
RatherLargeToad: Ride for ruin! And the giant robot!
BrowneePoints: I have nearly every UB precon and the Eowyn deck is just RUTHLESS if it doesnβt flood
philippekav: Eucatastrophic for Cameron I guess
Lyinginbedmon: Can anyone recount what the coloured numbers mean here?
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Juliamon: Commander damage
Diabore: 4
Alas_Babylon: @Lyinginbedmon Commander damage, color coded for each player
RatherLargeToad: @lyinginbedmon commander damage
Lyinginbedmon: Ah I see now, the reordering due to frame position threw me
LRRbot: Cranial Plating [2] | Artifact β Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0 for each artifact you control. / {B}{B}: Attach Cranial Plating to target creature you control. / Equip {1}
Diabore: and the commander attack trigger?
theamc2000: attach ability
LRRbot: Hedron Archive [4] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Hedron Archive: Draw two cards.
LRRbot: Go for the Throat [1B] | Instant | Destroy target nonartifact creature.
Khalstrom: It's ok, the big robot is gone.
Alas_Babylon: Caged Sun, won't you come
Diabore: ah squeet
Alas_Babylon: And double all my black
NewtyNewts: You gagn' sun?
Alas_Babylon: A game of inches
an_archist2: doesn't it have to be an artifact creature?
Marvoleath: didn't know Necron are a Dyson sphere level civ
Plasterboard: I smell a Drakness
LRRbot: Mutilate [2BB] | Sorcery | All creatures get β1/β1 until end of turn for each Swamp you control.
Desdae: What's returniung the sun?
Welbog: 2 much 4manderdamage
Alas_Babylon: @Desdae Szarekh
NewtyNewts: Buh, buh, buh, buuuuuuu-
Marvoleath: Isn't Szarekh creature or vehicle?
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Marvoleath: !card szarekh
LRRbot: Szarekh, the Silent King [1BBB] | Legendary Artifact Creature β Necron [3/4] | Flying / My Will Be Done β Whenever Szarekh, the Silent King attacks, mill three cards. You may put an artifact creature card or Vehicle card from among the cards milled this way into your hand.
Plasterboard: Necrons have been around for a long long long long time
LRRbot: Humble Defector [1R] | Creature β Human Rogue [2/1] | {T}: Draw two cards. Target opponent gains control of Humble Defector. Activate only during your turn.
jaimeblacken: womp womp
Welbog: I blame Chat
jaimeblacken: can you switch commanders for the second game?
HadesLeprechaun: I think most people came to the conclusion that Szarekh was not the best commander out of the box for Necrons
Alas_Babylon: @jaimeblacken The Doctor Who commanders in general are kind of infamous for being a pile of rules spaghetti
HadesLeprechaun: weirdly restrictive for its trigger
LRRbot: Flamerush Rider [4R] | Creature β Human Warrior [3/3] | Whenever Flamerush Rider attacks, create a token that's a copy of another target attacking creature and that's tapped and attacking. Exile the token at end of combat. / Dash {2}{R}{R}
BrowneePoints: Ben wanted to War Doctor someoneβs butthole into oblivion
Alas_Babylon: Rankle!
MegaDosX: He's got the Boots
Diabore: costs 1 less because dash is cast
Simbionis: sign in blood!
Khalstrom: Sign in blood?
theamc2000: boots
Alas_Babylon: The whole pod's lookin' at her
LRRbot: Imotekh the Stormlord [2BB] | Legendary Artifact Creature β Necron [3/3] | Phaeron β Whenever one or more artifact cards leave your graveyard, create two 2/2 black Necron Warrior artifact creature tokens. / Grand Strategist β At the beginning of combat on your turn, another target artifact creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains menace until end of turn.
Dog_of_Myth:
Welbog: gg
Alas_Babylon: That was a game of all time
Marvoleath: !break
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jaimeblacken: cameron you should play the pay life to play stuff
NewtyNewts: That game certainly was
Plasterboard: \o/
jaimeblacken: i think it was a good game!
Alas_Babylon: @jaimeblacken it ded ;-;
Ukon_Cairns:
mono black beating out jeskai, jeskai, and jeskai 
MegaDosX: Maybe Nelson won't get the insane run out again >_>
BrowneePoints: Anrakyr dieded
NewtyNewts: @MegaDosX Think he's switching commanders
r10pez10: huh, one hour
Marvoleath: @MegaDosX I think he switched to the other commander, so less noot noot
MegaDosX: Ah, fair
NewtyNewts: @Marvoleath Aw, less me?
BrowneePoints: haha well Liberty Prime and Eowyn make for really, really fast games
BrowneePoints: luckily Dr Madison Li and Aragorn are a bit slower and in the same decks!
jaimeblacken: @Alas_Babylon I mean, in game 2, as the commander!
JinaMahavira: I would say Aragorn is the stronger commander in that deck
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jaimeblacken: Aragorn is the best commander but i think the deck better suits eowyn?
jaimeblacken: I think swarming the board and then casting aragorn is the move
BrowneePoints: in the deck Eowyn is better
BrowneePoints: Aragorn is a stronger card in a vacuum/built around
jaimeblacken: but that's hard for the precon to do
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BrowneePoints: but as is Eowyn just breaks jaws
BrowneePoints: oh yea. Coriβs deck has Forth Eorligma too
Alas_Babylon: Legacy allstar Fourth Erotic Fanfic
BrowneePoints: Ford Eeyore Linguist
NewtyNewts: Fort Error Ligma
Strebenherz: Welcome back!
TheWriterAleph: fun puff!
r10pez10: FDSC
Lyinginbedmon: Here's hoping Ben's stamina is greater in this bout
BrowneePoints: Fjord Aero Dingus
r10pez10: sideboarding? in this format?
LRRbot: Anrakyr the Traveller [4B] | Legendary Artifact Creature β Necron [4/4] | Lord of the Pyrrhian Legions β Whenever Anrakyr the Traveller attacks, you may cast an artifact spell from your hand or graveyard by paying life equal to its mana value rather than paying its mana cost.
Marvoleath:
LRRbot: Dr. Madison Li [URW] | Legendary Creature β Human Scientist [2/3] | Whenever you cast an artifact spell, you get {E}. / {T}, Pay {E}: Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains trample and haste until end of turn. / {T}, Pay {E}{E}{E}: Draw a card. / {T}, Pay {E}{E}{E}{E}{E}: Return target artifact card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
jaimeblacken: yay my choice
chaostreader: watch Nelson draw liberty prime.
DrLigmaPhD: I could alter that card with my username...
Bugberry: Liberty Prime is literally behind her
theamc2000: look, liberty prime is in the bg of Doc Madison li art
r10pez10: what's ligma
Marvoleath: @DrLigmaPhD just add gma to the name
MegaDosX: She seems more of an engine commander, whereas Liberty Prime just decapitates people
jaimeblacken: is this The Dr Ligma?
BrowneePoints: @r10pez10 a fire type PokΓ©mon
LRRbot: The Twelfth Doctor [3UR] | Legendary Creature β Time Lord Doctor [4/4] | The first spell you cast from anywhere other than your hand each turn has demonstrate. / Whenever you copy a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on The Twelfth Doctor.
Bugberry: @MegaDosX as in she provides the energy for Prime
MegaDosX: Oh hey he actually regenerated
Lyinginbedmon: 13 was so good
NewtyNewts: Rockstah time
thraximore: I like it
DrLigmaPhD: @jaimeblacken My research partner, dr sugma, is also here
TheWriterAleph:
ldi
MegaDosX: Alexa, play A Good Man?
LRRbot: Clara Oswald [6] | Legendary Creature β Human Advisor [2/6] | Impossible Girl β If Clara Oswald is your commander, choose a color before the game begins. Clara Oswald is the chosen color. / If a triggered ability of a Doctor you control triggers, that ability triggers an additional time. / Doctor's companion
jaimeblacken: @DrLigmaPhD Is Associate Grabma there too?
MegaDosX: Panharmoniclara
MechaKuuga: I really like Clara
r10pez10: i like the art on UB
DrLigmaPhD: @jaimeblacken Our mentor, Prof. Nunya is
BrowneePoints: doubles his counters but not the demonstrate unfortunately cuz of the first
DireMacTire: Im finally catching one of these live, gotta love being laid off ;(
NewtyNewts: So, double demos and quad tokens?
Commodore_Perry_GG: Hang on, we're in for some chop.
MegaDosX: Though it's two demonstrate opportunities with Clara out
MegaDosX: Which is wild
BrowneePoints: I believe the wording on the demonstrate trigger means Clara canβt double it
BrowneePoints: just to head that off
Alas_Babylon: @MegaDosX It is not, because it's not a triggered ability
Tweygoh: Itβs still funny Capaldi was in that Pompeii episode
CommanderPulsar: We're on an express elevator to hell, goin' down!
MegaDosX: Oh actually, yeah, it's not
Alas_Babylon: What Clara *will* copy though is adding counters, so that's gucci
MegaDosX: It's just a passive ability
chaostreader: demonstrate forces your opponent to copy. which is funny with spells with downsides.
LRRbot: Ash Barrens | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / Basic landcycling {1}
MegaDosX: Though yeah Twelve would get big with Clara out
an_archist2: the second ability does get doubled though
r10pez10: clara is really funny in orvar decks, but for different reasons
BrowneePoints: yep Clara doubles the counters but not the demonstrates
LRRbot: Search for Tomorrow [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. / Suspend 2β{G}
micalovits: Tomorrow not found
LowUpsideCJ: I made a capaldi group slug that demonstrates things like manabarbs
LRRbot: Myriad Landscape | Land | Myriad Landscape enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Myriad Landscape: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
thraximore: @LowUpsideCJ SICK
theamc2000: where is tomorrow?
MegaDosX: @LowUpsideCJ Holy shit
DrLigmaPhD: @LowUpsideCJ Isn it called Truth or Consequences?
LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
thraximore: I thought demonstrate was an optional copy
BrowneePoints: triple mana barbs
loufghyslaufey:
@Tweygoh Now that you mentioned it, Tom Hiddleston was also seen at Pompeii somewhere 
Chesul: Tweygoh most Dr who main cast were vetted as one off characters at some point.
MegaDosX: Good lord Cori
thraximore: oh no it's not
hidingbox: Cori not the archenemy
Strebenherz: Cori choosing murder, this is fine
micalovits: This might go even faster than game 1 somehow
thraximore:
CommanderPulsar: Horses need ramp, they have some trouble with stairs.
LRRbot: Temple of Mystery | Land | Temple of Mystery enters the battlefield tapped. / When Temple of Mystery enters the battlefield, scry 1. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
micalovits: But I fully support Cori in her murder
r10pez10: ben: "i suspend this ramp spell" cori: "cool"
MegaDosX: @loufghyslaufey It also wound up being plot relevant eventually as to why Twelve has the same face as that guy...
LRRbot: Resurrection Orb [2] | Artifact β Equipment | Equipped creature has lifelink. / Whenever equipped creature dies, return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step. / Equip {4}
Dog_of_Myth: Ponder that Orb
Lyinginbedmon: So it's basically lifelink and single-use regeneration
BrowneePoints: oh it is
DrLigmaPhD: Goes infinite with that one Danitha and a sac outlet no?
MegaDosX: lmao whoops
an_archist2: congrations
DrLigmaPhD: OR Bruna
MegaDosX: Just be lucky Ben
BrowneePoints: Nim DeathmantleNelly
BrowneePoints: Deathmantle*
LRRbot: Verge Rangers [2W] | Creature β Human Scout Ranger [3/3] | First strike / You may look at the top card of your library any time. / As long as an opponent controls more lands than you, you may play lands from the top of your library.
loufghyslaufey:
There was another guy wearing a two piece brown suit with him while he was raving in latin 
micalovits: Ben about to cast a instant speed draw spell in his upkeep
WardsarTheWriter: "I can be a god." Don't a lot of people in Dr. Who say that?
MegaDosX: Just what Cori needs, more mana
an_archist2: ben about to choose the don't cast mode on suspend
MegaDosX: @WardsarTheWriter Ten basically does at one point
LRRbot: Dr. Madison Li [URW] | Legendary Creature β Human Scientist [2/3] | Whenever you cast an artifact spell, you get {E}. / {T}, Pay {E}: Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains trample and haste until end of turn. / {T}, Pay {E}{E}{E}: Draw a card. / {T}, Pay {E}{E}{E}{E}{E}: Return target artifact card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
an_archist2: turn 1 pay G discard a card
Alas_Babylon: That is true, you can actually choose not to cast with Suspend now!
LRRbot: Think Twice [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Flashback {2}{U}
Alas_Babylon: GAMING
MegaDosX: He's gaming!
micalovits: Called it!
loufghyslaufey: shaming
Dog_of_Myth:
hidingbox: never in any trouble
r10pez10: that's pretty cool yeah
MegaDosX: It enters untapped
LRRbot: Canoptek Wraith [3] | Artifact Creature β Wraith [2/1] | Wraith Form β Canoptek Wraith can't be blocked. / Transdimensional Scout β When Canoptek Wraith deals combat damage to a player, you may pay {3} and sacrifice it. If you do, choose a land you control. Then search your library for up to two basic land cards which have the same name as the chosen land, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
thraximore: aha
r10pez10: huh, burnished hurt
BrowneePoints: but yea Resurrection Orb is like Nim Deathmantle/Gift of Immortality
BrowneePoints: BURNISHED HART!?
BrowneePoints: did someone reference BURNISHED HART!?!
Alas_Babylon: !card Nim Deathmantle
LRRbot: Nim Deathmantle [2] | Artifact β Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has intimidate, and is a black Zombie. / Whenever a nontoken creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {4}. If you do, return that card to the battlefield and attach Nim Deathmantle to it. / Equip {4}
Alas_Babylon: @ Nelson
thraximore: !card burnished hart
LRRbot: Burnished Hart [3] | Artifact Creature β Elk [2/2] | {3}, Sacrifice Burnished Hart: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Γowyn, Shieldmaiden [2URW] | Legendary Creature β Human Knight [5/4] | First strike / At the beginning of combat on your turn, if another Human entered the battlefield under your control this turn, create two 2/2 red Human Knight creature tokens with trample and haste. Then if you control six or more Humans, draw a card.
Fanklok: Look it takes a lot if mana to Genesus Wave fir 40
MegaDosX: Cori woke up today and said "heck Ben"
Strebenherz: Cori, violence gremlin
Dog_of_Myth:
thraximore:
BrowneePoints: Adam is busy making James in DD2
MegaDosX: Jesus Nelson
Strebenherz: WOW
NewtyNewts: What would Cori's Friday Nights title card do?
CandyNuke: did ben draw for turn, after think twice and suspend
LRRbot: Rex, Cyber-Hound [1WU] | Legendary Artifact Creature β Robot Dog [2/2] | Whenever Rex, Cyber-Hound deals combat damage to a player, they mill two cards and you get {E}{E}. / Pay {E}{E}: Choose target creature card in a graveyard. Exile it with a brain counter on it. Activate only as a sorcery. / Rex has all activated abilities of all cards in exile with brain counters on them.
thraximore:
puppy! 
WardsarTheWriter: Ben was clearly designated the punching bag in advance.
Marvoleath: listen to the doctors
r10pez10: (before suspend so he didn't nuke his scry)
r10pez10: oh for turn, hmm
r10pez10: ehh
MegaDosX: I think he missed a draw for turn but it might be a bit late
Commodore_Perry_GG: Bill can wait
WardsarTheWriter: Ooooh
NewtyNewts:
Salvulant: gott em
Chesul: Bill is ok, Nardole is great.
dpj2009: Let's go Cameron!
NewtyNewts: Reading the novel explains the card
LRRbot: The Twelfth Doctor [3UR] | Legendary Creature β Time Lord Doctor [4/4] | The first spell you cast from anywhere other than your hand each turn has demonstrate. / Whenever you copy a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on The Twelfth Doctor.
MegaDosX: "Are you secretly a badass?" "Nothing secret about it, babydoll"
evalarene: OUCH Ben, ouch.
LRRbot: Sceptre of Eternal Glory [4] | Legendary Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {T}: Add three mana of any one color. Activate only if you control three or more lands with the same name.
BrowneePoints: one of the most expensive cards from that deck set
thraximore: sick mana rock
NewtyNewts: Nearly mana neutral!
MegaDosX: Bill Potts and Nardole
Strebenherz: Wait what
NewtyNewts: wut
MegaDosX: Hang on what
MegaDosX: I request elaboration
LRRbot: Crown of Gondor [3] | Legendary Artifact β Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each creature you control. / When a legendary creature enters the battlefield under your control, if there is no monarch, you become the monarch. / Equip {4}. This ability costs {3} less to activate if you're the monarch.
LowUpsideCJ: Narduwar mentioned emote
BrowneePoints: Canadian interviewer\radio host and personality MegaDos
MegaDosX: The monarch has entered the game!
Strebenherz: Today I learned
MegaDosX: Did Cori draw for monarch?
LRRbot: Endurance Bobblehead [3] | Artifact β Bobblehead | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {3}, {T}: Up to X target creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain indestructible until end of turn, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control as you activate this ability. Activate only as a sorcery.
BrowneePoints: Crown does not give monarch, unless a legendary enters afterwards
Bugberry: Cori needs the crown
NewtyNewts: I did not know that guy...
MegaDosX: Ooooh I misread the card
r10pez10: oh i thought he just cast Endurance
Lyinginbedmon: Lord Dickinson requires their regalia
LRRbot: Intelligence Bobblehead [3] | Artifact β Bobblehead | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {5}, {T}: Draw X cards, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control.
BrowneePoints: If Corey plays a legendary creature on a subsequent turn, it will give her the monarch
BrowneePoints: cori*
thraximore:
oh, darksteel ingot 
NewtyNewts: Bobble typal!
MegaDosX: Yeah no I got it now, I misread the card, my b
BrowneePoints: thanks phone
r10pez10: i like darksteel ingot
r10pez10: poor manalith tho
thraximore: !card manalith
LRRbot: Manalith [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color.
MegaDosX: Doesn't Aragorn give you the monarch in that deck?
thraximore: oh it's just a worse ingot
BrowneePoints: yep
BrowneePoints: The humans deck has a monarch sub theme
BrowneePoints: And a freaking sick monarch token, if I do say so
LRRbot: Imotekh the Stormlord [2BB] | Legendary Artifact Creature β Necron [3/3] | Phaeron β Whenever one or more artifact cards leave your graveyard, create two 2/2 black Necron Warrior artifact creature tokens. / Grand Strategist β At the beginning of combat on your turn, another target artifact creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains menace until end of turn.
LRRbot: Psychomancer [1B] | Artifact Creature β Necron Wizard [1/1] | Flying / Harbinger of Despair β Whenever Psychomancer or another nontoken artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield or is put into exile from the battlefield, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
thraximore: girrrrrrrrl dinner
Fanklok: Imotekh is such a messed up card
Chesul: Don't eat Nardole, he's suffered enough.
BrowneePoints: put the brain, on the DOG
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
BrowneePoints: In*
ztghostie: ???
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r10pez10: i thought you were gonna stand underneath it lol
Diabore: ooh thats a nice ponder
Mr_Bitterness: Ever want to just take a big swig of the abyss?
r10pez10: "petrichor"
BrowneePoints: Before and after
BrowneePoints: You can smell the ionization
Alas_Babylon: Yeah, I've definitely smelled it before it rained, it's very common
r10pez10: the petrichor prequel
BrowneePoints: Can confirm, live in a region where there are intense thunderstorms
Dog_of_Myth: Oh yeah, Midwestern person here. Can confirm that.
LRRbot: Cursed Mirror [2R] | Artifact | {T}: Add {R}. / As Cursed Mirror enters the battlefield, you may have it become a copy of any creature on the battlefield until end of turn, except it has haste.
BrowneePoints: yeah. I live in tornado alley, and you can definitely smell when thereβs a hell of a summer thunderstorm coming up
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Dog_of_Myth: Cursed Mirror is such a good card
MegaDosX: Ben can see the future!
LRRbot: Polluted Mire | Land | Polluted Mire enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / Cycling {2}
MegaDosX: "The first spell you cast each turn has demonstrate" would be /absurd/
BigDaddyBland87: @BrowneePoints You can smell it, see it, and feel it
NewtyNewts: And also, Rex would be legendary right?
evalarene: oh dear, the full name
Alas_Babylon: He's doing iiiiit
evalarene: Cori, do you feel like you disappointed Cameron?
BrowneePoints: if you find a way to foretell as foretold you auto win the game on flavor bounds
MegaDosX: He did the thing!
NewtyNewts: Swump
r10pez10: powering cori's verge rangers
MegaDosX: @BrowneePoints What if someone casts it with a foretold Saw it Coming?
MegaDosX: Counters it rather
BigDaddyBland87: Go for it!
r10pez10: >:(
MegaDosX:
SnowBuddy18: boo
Applecrisp: nooo
Dog_of_Myth: No
nobodez: go for it
Salvulant:
evalarene: do it nelly
manglemonster: noooo
Krillin_fan: DO IT NELLY!
an_archist2: don't do it
NewtyNewts: oh boy
NotCainNorAbel:
Applecrisp: let him have ittt
djalternative: Dewitt
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooooo
micalovits: Leave the poor necron alone!
Darkflame0994: don't do it nelly
Morment: booo
Tweygoh:
manglemonster: D:
Dog_of_Myth:
ztghostie: did he exile something with rex at instanat speed?
m1gr3nA: meld
CrescendoSlash: !card rex, cyber hound
LRRbot: Rex, Cyber-Hound [1WU] | Legendary Artifact Creature β Robot Dog [2/2] | Whenever Rex, Cyber-Hound deals combat damage to a player, they mill two cards and you get {E}{E}. / Pay {E}{E}: Choose target creature card in a graveyard. Exile it with a brain counter on it. Activate only as a sorcery. / Rex has all activated abilities of all cards in exile with brain counters on them.
Bugberry: !card griselda
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
CrescendoSlash: activate as a sorcery
r10pez10: it is like what, an 11/7?
BrowneePoints: countering a foretold as foretold with Saw it a Coming is also an auto win
Applecrisp: as a sorceryyyy
LithelyUnshod: Briselda
BrowneePoints: Bruna and Gisela
ztghostie: yeah rex is s a sorcery only
NewtyNewts: Only as sorcery, yeah
LithelyUnshod: Brisela
Dog_of_Myth: Oh yeah, Nelly couldn't exile it
LithelyUnshod: !card brisela
LRRbot: Brisela, Voice of Nightmares (melds from: Bruna, the Fading Light; Gisela, the Broken Blade) | Legendary Creature β Eldrazi Angel [9/10] | Flying, first strike, vigilance, lifelink / Your opponents can't cast spells with mana value 3 or less.
r10pez10: cameron yes
manglemonster:
Krillin_fan: don't do it nelly ('cause you can't)
Ukon_Cairns: mono black ramp shant be denied
an_archist2: Nelson really cheats? No dignity
Dog_of_Myth:
Game loss Nelly, Be more careful.
micalovits: No no, just blame chat! We told you to do it afterall
BrowneePoints: Nelson gonna have to give you a GRV
BrowneePoints:
Strebenherz: Slagging him on stream? Rip
djalternative: Slag is a byproduct of smelting metals
NewtyNewts: It means "make into waste material" right?
ztghostie: Gonna need you to turn in your badge and your deck box, nelson.
earlgrey82: To be fair it has both meanings over here.
niccus: hey wait three of these franchises are british
TehAmelie: we call it a waist bag
Marvoleath: we call it "a kidney"
goombalax: I always thought that was the point of the name
LRRbot: Riders of Rohan [3RW] | Creature β Human Knight [4/4] | When Riders of Rohan enters the battlefield, create two 2/2 red Human Knight creature tokens with trample and haste. / Dash {4}{R}{W}
BrowneePoints: language is fun
TheAwkes: Raw ham?
BrowneePoints: Thus Spoke Kishibe Riders of Rohan
Chesul: ah yes, because 5 mana to get 12/12 of stats is definitely a reasonable thing to happen with two cards. XD
BrowneePoints: the forth eorligma tokens
jaimeblacken: create 2 more?
NewtyNewts: @Chesul And only 6 to get it repeatably!
Bugberry: @Chesul 2 cards, multiple colors, and against 3 opponents, yes.
r10pez10: edible wipes
djalternative: eat em
an_archist2: mash em, boil em, put em in a stew
LRRbot: Brotherhood Vertibird [3] | Artifact β Vehicle [*/4] | Flying / Brotherhood Vertibird's power is equal to the number of artifacts you control. / Crew 2
Chesul: Bugberry it's commander, the colors barely matter unless there's multiple of the same one.
Alas_Babylon: Cr2
BrowneePoints: Once on a school trip, I fell asleep on the greyhound and was snoring, and woke up with a sanitary, wipe on my tongue, because someone thought it would be funny
BrowneePoints: I tasted that crap for the next 18 hours
Bugberry: @Chesul still not irrelevant, and raw stats are far less valuable in general.
Dog_of_Myth: WOW
TheWriterAleph:
jaimeblacken: language!
r10pez10: a lot of people probably want to fuck nardole
MegaDosX: Clip it and send it to the actor
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TheWriterAleph: welp, nelly and cam get one now
Lyinginbedmon: I was not fond of Nardole mself
DarthRagnar815:
goombalax: new relationship goals unlocked
lirazel64: And Cam breaks!
BrowneePoints: Matt Lucas lol
Commodore_Perry_GG: we call that a sofa in the US
BrowneePoints: I forgot that was Matt Lucas
LRRbot: Carpet of Flowers [G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of each of your main phases, if you haven't added mana with this ability this turn, you may add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of Islands target opponent controls.
r10pez10: yooooo
Chesul: Bugberry if your commander deck doesn't have the fixing to reliably play your commander, you're doing it wrong. and raw stats on multiple creatures always matters, since it means damage is much more likely to get through.
MegaDosX: I forgot that was in this deck
Bugberry: @Chesul there's several other points I brought up, yet you're fixated on the color thing.
an_archist2: ben is going to get so much value when you play your tundras
jaimeblacken: you can get the mana on second main
jaimeblacken: from carpet
LRRbot: Jenny Flint [1UR] | Legendary Creature β Human Detective [2/2] | Partner with Madame Vastra / First strike / Training / Whenever you sacrifice a Clue or Food, put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature you control.
HadesLeprechaun: alien lesbians!
MegaDosX: Also you get to find Madame Vastra
BrowneePoints: FIGHT LESBIANS!
MegaDosX: The lizard woman from the dawn of time
DMGlol: lizard pride
TheWriterAleph: assemble your gays
LowUpsideCJ: Truly excellent art on them
BrowneePoints: that is a noun and not a command btw.
Fanklok: I always liked that Training and Mentor work very well together
MegaDosX: Also happily married
BrowneePoints: if you attempt to fight lesbians you will lose
LRRbot: Surge of Brilliance [1U] | Instant | Paradox β Draw a card for each spell you've cast this turn from anywhere other than your hand. / Foretell {1}{U}
TheAwkes: TFW you open the Door to the Dinosaur Pastβ’ and Madame Vastra steps out.
Alas_Babylon: Demonstrate trigger!
MegaDosX: Demonstrate!
Alas_Babylon: No
NDCazzy: "cut me Nelly" in Rocky voice
ztghostie: if it says cast the copy then yes. If it says just copy then no.
MegaDosX: "If you cast Surge of Brilliance from exile, it counts itself when counting the number of spells cast from anywhere other than your hand. (2023-10-13)"
Chesul: Bugberry you brought up two meaningful points, and I gave a response to both. the 3 other players thing doesn't matter for power level, as the cards can be used in other formats, and I had included that it was two cards in my original statement.
manglemonster: no bc you're copying it right?
Alas_Babylon: Nelson is correct, demonsrate copies aren't cast
MegaDosX: You aren't casting the copy though
Alas_Babylon: So this is a freebie for Ben
DMGlol: what does demonstrate say π€
Marvoleath:
Nelson is correct
MegaDosX: So draw two
Bugberry: Technically 4 mana draw 2, just over 2 turns
manglemonster: effects that say 'copy something, then cast it' are because they're copying cards, not spells
r10pez10: surge of s'alright
Fanklok: Basically ancestral
Alas_Babylon: @DMGlol "When you cast that spell, you may copy it. If you do, choose an opponent to also copy it. A copy of a permanent spell becomes a token."
BrowneePoints: itβs hilarious after a cascade etc
NewtyNewts: Surge of 'eh, fine'
HadesLeprechaun: going into this I would have said Cori's deck is the strongest, Eowyn is just a nutty commander
BrowneePoints: all 4 of these decks are powerful
fhorrigan: The Necron deck has some weird duds, but it's like 90% synergistic and good.
micalovits: Cori or Cam, The necron deck is insane value, but Eowyn can just go so fast
fhorrigan: It's very good
BrowneePoints: the Humans deck is just βgo fast, smoke grass, kick assβ @hadesleprechaun
r10pez10: he built his own land tax
BrowneePoints: Very few bells and whistles and just wants to knock heads
micalovits: But Nelson did show g1 just how fast you can spread liberty and democracy
Applecrisp: he can't keep getting away with this
r10pez10: draw only gas
carbonoid12: shufflestorm
LRRbot: Bottle-Cap Blast [4R] | Instant | Improvise / Bottle-Cap Blast deals 5 damage to any target. If excess damage was dealt to a permanent this way, create that many tapped Treasure tokens.
xantos69:
50 Bits!
ztghostie: bottle-cap blast is SO GOOD
MegaDosX: Oh no, only two treasures, how sad for you
r10pez10: hey they put trample on spells
HadesLeprechaun: @BrowneePoints and it has Forth Eorlingas! which is just not an okay magic card
ztghostie: easily my favorite card from the fallout decks
MegaDosX: @r10pez10 That's been becoming more of a thing recently
fhorrigan: Tramples into treasure is good, God damn
MegaDosX: Things like Toralf, Torch the Witness, Bottle Cap Blast
NewtyNewts: @r10pez10 More like treas-mple... needs reworking
manglemonster: and defile nad mutilate
Alas_Babylon: Moxfield says 30 Swamps
r10pez10: free the sun
BrowneePoints: that new spell from thunder junction
LRRbot: Gimli of the Glittering Caves [2R] | Legendary Creature β Dwarf Warrior [1/1] | Double strike / Whenever another legendary creature enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Gimli of the Glittering Caves. / Whenever Gimli deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.
MegaDosX: Also Cori is now the monarch I think
niccus: pre-story gimli i think?
LRRbot: Frontline Medic [2W] | Creature β Human Cleric [3/3] | Battalion β Whenever Frontline Medic and at least two other creatures attack, creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. / Sacrifice Frontline Medic: Counter target spell with {X} in its mana cost unless its controller pays {3}.
buddhabob74: Dimli
Lyinginbedmon: Just play Legolas and flicker him
jaimeblacken: it's a young gimli
jmchap: origin story Gimli
NewtyNewts: He's a dwarf, right? Those are pretty small I bet
HadesLeprechaun: 1/1 double strike that grows easily and makes treasures tho, card is pretty gas, and easily the best Gimli they printed
BrowneePoints: no, this is Gimli at helms deep
MegaDosX: Yeah if he's pre-story then his flavour's great; he gets bigger and stronger when the Fellowship comes together
Bugberry: There's lots of "big" looking creatures that are big in art, but have abilities that grow them
WardsarTheWriter: Mini Gimli. A Minli if you will.
micalovits: 90% sure that the glittering caves is at helms deep
MegaDosX: Otherwise he's a 1/1 with double strike that gets hueg
goombalax: its Gimli when he discovers the caves beneath helm's deep and decides thats the best place on Middle Earth
NewtyNewts: Gatecrash, Gruulkeep, Kraulboss
loufghyslaufey: Most of Gimli's power comes from his axe that shatters upon striking The One Ring.
theamc2000: !card wyn shield
LRRbot: Γowyn, Shieldmaiden [2URW] | Legendary Creature β Human Knight [5/4] | First strike / At the beginning of combat on your turn, if another Human entered the battlefield under your control this turn, create two 2/2 red Human Knight creature tokens with trample and haste. Then if you control six or more Humans, draw a card.
Lyinginbedmon: I think there's a whole cycle of Fellowship cards that +1 from legendaries etb
theamc2000: so does cam have enough mana to search his library and play another spell?
LRRbot: Mechanized Production [2UU] | Enchantment β Aura | Enchant artifact you control / At the beginning of your upkeep, create a token that's a copy of enchanted artifact. Then if you control eight or more artifacts with the same name as one another, you win the game.
r10pez10: the win con is here
adambomb625: oh no
Strebenherz: Whelp
r10pez10: eight treasure win time
DMGlol:
its happening 
Krillin_fan: he's bobbling!
HadesLeprechaun: well he's got all his bobbleheads out!
ztghostie: !card endurance bobblehead
LRRbot: Endurance Bobblehead [3] | Artifact β Bobblehead | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {3}, {T}: Up to X target creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain indestructible until end of turn, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control as you activate this ability. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRbot: Shaun, Father of Synths [3UR] | Legendary Creature β Human Scientist [3/4] | Whenever you attack, you may create a tapped and attacking token that's a copy of target attacking legendary creature you control other than Shaun, except it's not legendary and it's a Synth artifact creature in addition to its other types. / When Shaun leaves the battlefield, exile all Synth tokens you control.
goombalax: does Hopeful Initiate get play?
MegaDosX: Torens isn't Canlander playable, eh?
aggrocrow: I heard my name!
Alas_Babylon: @goombalax I was gonna say, that... *might* be as close as you can get
Alas_Babylon: Also maybe Torens, and then the list ends there
WardsarTheWriter: An exhausting read.
aggrocrow: I know he spells it wrong, but it's nice to have a Sean in the game
micalovits:
Wait hold on, the token he makes stays untill he dies? Not untill end of turn? 
Alas_Babylon: @aggrocrow Right? Great guy, Shawn
forshamesir: I mean, training has 2 whole creatures that see play in Canlander, which is better than most one off mechanics
MegaDosX: A synth version of a cyberdog
BrowneePoints: three dog is in the naya deck
BrowneePoints: I think
aegisturtleT1GG: hey how are ya chat ?
Alas_Babylon: @aegisturtleT1GG we gud
HadesLeprechaun: @aegisturtleT1GG watching this and in the midst of building a Bill the Pony deck, so pretty good!
aegisturtleT1GG: nice ! Iβm almost finished with my grist the hunger tide deck
Diabore: *reads shaun... reads shaun again... reads shaun a third time* hey this doesnt say until end of turn!
Boomyakalolo: ngl excited for my monthly game night (built a rafiq of the many edh deck based on ff7)
carbonoid12: @Boomyakalolo Rafiq =can go fast! I got a turn 3 commander damage kill with him once
NewtyNewts: Only X-cost spells though, right?
BrowneePoints: So what do yall think of the Megasloth being the card from the Fallout decks to see Eternal Play?
Boomyakalolo: yeah it's even got the 'Summons"
theamc2000: x spell
MegaDosX: !card rafiq of the many
LRRbot: Rafiq of the Many [1GWU] | Legendary Creature β Human Knight [3/3] | Exalted / Whenever a creature you control attacks alone, it gains double strike until end of turn.
MegaDosX: Oh right this guy
LRRbot: River Song [1UR] | Legendary Creature β Human Time Lord Rogue [2/2] | Meet in Reverse β You draw cards from the bottom of your library rather than the top. / Spoilers β Whenever an opponent scries, surveils, or searches their library, put a +1/+1 counter on River Song. Then River Song deals damage to that player equal to its power.
MegaDosX: Hello sweetie
Welbog: The Many sings to us
carbonoid12: Spoilers!
WardsarTheWriter: Love the flavour on Spoilers.
MegaDosX: River Song is an extremely flavourful card for the character
djalternative: fist full of swamps
Strebenherz: Has cam just been mana flooded to bus?
NewtyNewts: Eleven mana of swamps
theamc2000: this ruins camβs gameplan
r10pez10: ooh a search
NewtyNewts: So true betsy
WardsarTheWriter: TOS?
Alas_Babylon: There are some silly things you can do with River Song
MegaDosX: She does seem the kind to need a safeword
Mythallian: rhubarb is your safe word cam? hehe
MegaDosX: Just don't run Timestream Navigator
MegaDosX: !card timestream navigator
LRRbot: Timestream Navigator [1U] | Creature β Human Pirate Wizard [1/1] | Ascend / {2}{U}{U}, {T}, Put Timestream Navigator on the bottom of its owner's library: Take an extra turn after this one. Activate only if you have the city's blessing.
BrowneePoints: Oh yea. She immediately pinged as a "High power commander"
LSRubin: i built a River Song deck, pretty nuts
Alas_Babylon: Yeah, Mass Hysteria and Timestream Navigator means you win forever
cmdrzellgaudis: sheβs fun when you mulligan and put good cards on the bottom
HadesLeprechaun: River Song won some cedh tournaments shortly after release, but not quite strong enough to maintain that status
LRRbot: Anrakyr the Traveller [4B] | Legendary Artifact Creature β Necron [4/4] | Lord of the Pyrrhian Legions β Whenever Anrakyr the Traveller attacks, you may cast an artifact spell from your hand or graveyard by paying life equal to its mana value rather than paying its mana cost.
Mythallian: you need a box to make drawing for the bottom easier ben
cmdrzellgaudis: also wait until you Field of Ruin with River Song
MadWolf1290: to be fair to Cam - you *shouldn't* trust River when you first meet her
Jaolen: she absolutely eats removal lol
Tweygoh: River with Cellar Door ooo
punderdome: My River Song deck uses Hive Mind + Mystic Speculation to force opponents to scry and trigger spoilers repeatedly
LSRubin: there are also like 1000 cards that put a card from the yard onto the bottom of your library, so she goes infinite with, like, Time Warp too (it's gross)
MegaDosX: Oh gross
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fhorrigan: RIP Anrakyr, excised from the Codex.
theamc2000: why does bug revive?
BrowneePoints: Are you okay with Camp?
Alas_Babylon: @theamc2000 Regeneration Orb
theamc2000: !car regen orb
BrowneePoints: If you can deal with the Camp it's definitely worth it
r10pez10: if you have time, it's usually fine to pick up one rando ep
MegaDosX: Talk to Graham for suggestions
theamc2000: @alas_babylon ty
djalternative: It's real fun pulp but it's absolutely pulp
LowUpsideCJ: I didn't like the physical act of drawing off the bottom, regardless of the content of the deck
BrowneePoints: New Vegas is fantastic, and the first 2
theamc2000: !card regen orb
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Strebenherz: Fallout new vegas is a heck of a game
niccus: there are best-ofs you can dig into, most episodes are pretty self-contained
ztghostie: I think you'll like fallout, Nelson
BrowneePoints: 3 NV 4 and 76
NewtyNewts: New Vegas was between 3 and 4
LRRbot: Fealty to the Realm [4U] | Enchantment β Aura | Enchant creature / When Fealty to the Realm enters the battlefield, you become the monarch. / The monarch controls enchanted creature. / Enchanted creature attacks each combat if able and can't attack you.
HadesLeprechaun: I appreciate Doctor Who for being one of the shows that still has standalone episodes you can watch by themselves and don't -have- to watch every season and episode that preceded it
r10pez10: ???
r10pez10: river's going to get huge
fhorrigan: New Vegas is a direct follow up to 2.
Fanklok: New Vegas was made by the studio that the people who made the first 2 went to
Diabore: so cori gets the crown
NewtyNewts: The controller, or the enchantment's controller?
Alas_Babylon: No
BrowneePoints: but yea Nelly if you're wanting to try one of the "newer" fallouts, New Vegas is definitely worth a playthrough
Bugberry: Changing control isn't entering.
LRRbot: Weathered Wayfarer [W] | Creature β Human Nomad Cleric [1/1] | {W}, {T}: Search your library for a land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Activate only if an opponent controls more lands than you.
Jensling: You could also argue that the modern Wasteland games are good alternatives for playing Fallout, but modern graphics and UI
LSRubin: another gross River Song thing is, Teferi's Puzzle Box messes everyone else up but not you
LowUpsideCJ: All monarch draws are now from the bottom
BrowneePoints: oh yea monarch from the bottom
Alas_Babylon: Oh yeah, she draws from the bottom of her deck now
r10pez10: that's wild
MegaDosX: Oh god this is going to be chaos
djalternative: and a go for the throat
r10pez10: in the classic tradition of precons, removal is there but sparse
BrowneePoints: The Monarch Token from that Humans deck is GORGEOUS
r10pez10: so the decks do cool things
BrowneePoints: if you haven't seen it
djalternative: there tends to be ~7 pieces of single target removal and an average of 1.5 board wipes per precon
niccus: monarch? tonarch
HadesLeprechaun: most precons of the last 3 years or so have been pretty good about including ~10ish single target removal and 2-3 board wipes, although the single target ones are not all extremely flexible
r10pez10: songarch
NewtyNewts: I have a monarch ho ho ho
LRRbot: Vault 112: Sadistic Simulation [2UR] | Enchantment β Saga | I, II β Tap up to one target creature and put a stun counter on it. You get {E}{E}. / III β Pay any amount of {E}. If you paid one or more {E} this way, shuffle your library, then exile that many cards from the top. You may play one of those cards without paying its mana cost.
Cptasparagus: like Goat Stimulator
Diabore: if you tap river, she never untaps
NewtyNewts: Sadistic Stimulation? It does have an S in it...
BrowneePoints: okay i spit took at Goat Stimulator
NewtyNewts: @Diabore Unless one person keeps monarch the whole turn cycle
NewtyNewts: Twice
Diabore: @NewtyNewts yeah i doubt that happens
BrowneePoints: DOGCOPTER!
MegaDosX: Ermagerd, Verterberd
NewtyNewts: Ehrmegerd verteberd
MegaDosX:
@NewtyNewts 
LSRubin: i can't stop saying "Vertibird" in the Swedish Chef voice
LRRbot: Barren Moor | Land | Barren Moor enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / Cycling {B}
dumbo3k: !card river song
LRRbot: River Song [1UR] | Legendary Creature β Human Time Lord Rogue [2/2] | Meet in Reverse β You draw cards from the bottom of your library rather than the top. / Spoilers β Whenever an opponent scries, surveils, or searches their library, put a +1/+1 counter on River Song. Then River Song deals damage to that player equal to its power.
BrowneePoints: the british actor following the monarchy is quaint
LRRbot: Robobrain War Mind [3U] | Artifact Creature β Robot [*/5] | Robobrain War Mind's power is equal to the number of cards in your hand. / When Robobrain War Mind enters the battlefield, you get an amount of {E} equal to the number of artifact creatures you control. / Whenever Robobrain War Mind attacks, you may pay {E}{E}{E}. If you do, draw a card.
NewtyNewts: Madisons Lee
LSRubin: but River is experiencing all these monarchs in reverse, so she gets all the way back to William the Conquerer and says "spoilers..."
Niahlah: robobrain war mind looks more like it should be from the Dr. Who deck
BrowneePoints: But what about Energico? The Mystical Spy force from Seminal Dana Carvey Classic Master of Disguise?
LRRbot: Frost Fair Lure Fish [5UR] | Creature β Fish [7/7] | When Frost Fair Lure Fish enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 blue Fish creature tokens and two tapped Treasure tokens. / Fish you control have haste and can't be blocked by Humans. / Foretell {3}{U}{R}
NewtyNewts: LRR Fish!
WardsarTheWriter: LRR-fish?
HadesLeprechaun: Energy deck added so much more text to cards because they kinda needed to add some form of energy generation to half the cards which added like, minimum 2 extra lines of text per card
theamc2000: lrr fish
Alas_Babylon: Demonstrate your Fish
LSRubin: DEMONSTRATE THE FISH!
fhorrigan: Free 7/7
BrowneePoints: Ben's schoolin em now
Dog_of_Myth: Praise Belopa
northos: honestly hadn't even though of demonstrating permanent spells with Twelve
BrowneePoints: 1 fish 2 fish
HadesLeprechaun: did cam just call the 7/7 monster fish a 'little guy'?
WardsarTheWriter: You know time relentlessly marches on when Belopa feels somewhat nostalgic.
BrowneePoints: and Red U fish
bristowbruh: whos playing the SpongeBob universes beyond deck?
Lyinginbedmon: Ben just created 18 power on board
r10pez10: pretty cool
theamc2000: baby fish dodo
MegaDosX: Good lord that's a lot of power
LoadingReadyRun: 1 fish 2 fish Red and Blue Fish
djalternative: so much fish we should have some for dinner
psyduckrepublic: So long and thanks for all the fish?
Fanklok: Necrons are known for their fishing prowess
jaimeblacken: tapped treasures no?
NewtyNewts: @LoadingReadyRun Just said that aloud at the same time
BrowneePoints: Mad Max Rohan Warrior
fhorrigan: @Fanklok Necron bugs are huge, imagine how big their fish were
BrowneePoints: It was an old school Historical episode Paul
NewtyNewts: Ball Hinkley
jaimeblacken: they have haste?
WardsarTheWriter: All your fish are belong to us.
an_archist2: do the fish have haste?
BrowneePoints: yep
Featherweight_: theyβve got horses! get em!
Dog_of_Myth: Yep
MegaDosX: Big fish gives all his fish haste
jaimeblacken: ohhhh
an_archist2: right
r10pez10: (Fish you control have haste and can't be blocked by humans)
LRRbot: Start the TARDIS [1U] | Sorcery | Surveil 2, then draw a card. You may planeswalk. / Jump-start
BrowneePoints: Tart the Stardis
BrowneePoints: !card river song
LRRbot: River Song [1UR] | Legendary Creature β Human Time Lord Rogue [2/2] | Meet in Reverse β You draw cards from the bottom of your library rather than the top. / Spoilers β Whenever an opponent scries, surveils, or searches their library, put a +1/+1 counter on River Song. Then River Song deals damage to that player equal to its power.
BrowneePoints: OPPONENT*
BrowneePoints: ope wait
BrowneePoints: nelly has River
HadesLeprechaun: why not planeswalk? it's free real estate
BrowneePoints: ignore me
djalternative: okay. someone break out the planar deck
jaimeblacken: draw first?
fhorrigan: Is the planeswalk thing a Planechase thing?
HadesLeprechaun: yes
r10pez10: yeah planeswalk is planechase related
Alas_Babylon: @fhorrigan Yep. The Doctor Who decks came with Planechase cards.
HadesLeprechaun: doctor who decks came with planechase cards
LRRbot: Defile [B] | Instant | Target creature gets β1/β1 until end of turn for each Swamp you control.
Dog_of_Myth: wow
r10pez10: um
Juliamon: !adult
LRRbot: I need a better adult!
TheWriterAleph: oof
MegaDosX: Excuse?
NewtyNewts: Uh...
hidingbox: context?
jaimeblacken: DEFILE GIMLI
Alas_Babylon: I've read this fanfic
hidingbox: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Boy Scout jamboree.
Astramentha: TOS
LSRubin: NOBODY DEFILES A DWARF
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Niahlah: Necrons practice Dwarf tossing??
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BrowneePoints: NOT THE BEARD!
ButButTheJesus:
@BrowneePoints
theamc2000: Ben gets control of river again
HadesLeprechaun: flavor text on Defile: Bring up the rear
jaimeblacken: get corey out of the game!
r10pez10: seems correct
Alas_Babylon: Correct!
MegaDosX: I...think that's right?
BrowneePoints: Cori*
Boomyakalolo: I mean at least someone is getting defiled
BrowneePoints: EORLIGMA!?
r10pez10: cori wasn't monarch when she died or anything, right
MegaDosX: Oh good lord
fhorrigan: Tch, Nelly, Magic hasn't been 2 players for like 5 years.
Dog_of_Myth: Fish MVP
LoadingReadyRun: @LSRubin But could you Defile... a friend?
r10pez10: --b
LRRbot: Living Death [3BB] | Sorcery | Each player exiles all creature cards from their graveyard, then sacrifices all creatures they control, then puts all cards they exiled this way onto the battlefield.
djalternative: yup. Cori only owned/controlled the enchantment technically so it's all good
BrowneePoints: With Consent Paul
MegaDosX: Oh.
BrowneePoints: With Consent
Alas_Babylon: Before that happens, ded
ButButTheJesus: @BrowneePoints thanks i hate it
ButButTheJesus: @LoadingReadyRun Aye.
HadesLeprechaun: Bill! Bill! Bill!
theamc2000: bill!
LRRbot: Imotekh the Stormlord [2BB] | Legendary Artifact Creature β Necron [3/3] | Phaeron β Whenever one or more artifact cards leave your graveyard, create two 2/2 black Necron Warrior artifact creature tokens. / Grand Strategist β At the beginning of combat on your turn, another target artifact creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains menace until end of turn.
LRRbot: Psychomancer [1B] | Artifact Creature β Necron Wizard [1/1] | Flying / Harbinger of Despair β Whenever Psychomancer or another nontoken artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield or is put into exile from the battlefield, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
LRRbot: Bill Potts [3R] | Legendary Creature β Human [2/4] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets only Bill Potts or activate an ability that targets only Bill Potts, copy that spell or ability. You may choose new targets for the copy. This ability triggers only once each turn. / Doctor's companion
HadesLeprechaun: be a breath of fresh air for the 12th doctor after all the Clara stuff fizzled out
BrowneePoints: mini Zada
Cptasparagus: an A-Bill-ity
theamc2000: sheβs a lesbian
jaimeblacken: EL MONARCA
couchboyj:
Shouldn't Bill be an Artifact Creature?
LRRbot: HELIOS One | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: You get {E}. / {3}, {T}, Pay X {E}, Sacrifice HELIOS One: Destroy target nonland permanent with mana value X. Activate only as a sorcery.
an_archist2: the symbol of his church?
Alas_Babylon: zap
Alas_Babylon: I always wanted to just buy the Necron deck and the Shorikai deck and mash them into a horrible Sydri pile
Alas_Babylon: Throw in a cheeky Greasefang, instant Esper Vehicle noodles
LRRbot: Synth Infiltrator [3UU] | Artifact Creature β Synth [0/0] | Improvise / You may have Synth Infiltrator enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's a Synth artifact creature in addition to its other types.
an_archist2: synthiltrator
LRRbot: Open the Vaults [4WW] | Sorcery | Return all artifact and enchantment cards from all graveyards to the battlefield under their owners' control.
dumbo3k: Doesn
MegaDosX: Does Cam get anything back?
dumbo3k: Doesn't cam also benefit from Open the Vaults?'
Alas_Babylon: Yeah, Open the Vaults is symmetrical
Alas_Babylon: ;-;
MegaDosX: RIP
Alas_Babylon: riiiiiiiiiiight
MegaDosX: Oh right
MegaDosX:
Forgot about that, whoops 
Mythallian: ehrmergerd vherterberd
HadesLeprechaun: I think it's fair to say the Universes Beyond precons in particular are not terribly new player friendly, lol
HadesLeprechaun: so much going on
LowUpsideCJ: The lack of synergy contributes to that imo
m1gr3nA: tbh most new precons are like that
Bugberry: @HadesLeprechaun top-down design is an underappreciated way to communicating what mechanics do.
carbonoid12: also, removal has been pretty light this game, so things have stacked up
LowUpsideCJ: The surveil precon in mkm felt semi-clunky (as expected) but it had one mechanic to learn
jaimeblacken: libing death withstanding
jaimeblacken: living*
LRRbot: The Twelfth Doctor [3UR] | Legendary Creature β Time Lord Doctor [4/4] | The first spell you cast from anywhere other than your hand each turn has demonstrate. / Whenever you copy a spell, put a +1/+1 counter on The Twelfth Doctor.
TheAwkes: How does Ben live? Mas.
LRRbot: Bill Potts [3R] | Legendary Creature β Human [2/4] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets only Bill Potts or activate an ability that targets only Bill Potts, copy that spell or ability. You may choose new targets for the copy. This ability triggers only once each turn. / Doctor's companion
r10pez10: it's just value really
r10pez10: the floor is high but so is the ceiling
Bugberry: Flashback and Rebound are instant/sorcery ways of casting from outside of hand.
jaimeblacken: there's a lot of impulse draw too in that deck
HadesLeprechaun: the Thirteenth Doctor was the face commander that it was -mostly- designed around, not the 12th
RatherLargeToad: That precon mostly only works with the Thirteenth Doctor, unfortunately
Bugberry: And Retrace too.
djalternative: impulse draw, suspend, flashback, and rebound are how you're supposed to trigger in that deck
LRRbot: Twice Upon a Time // Unlikely Meeting | Twice Upon a Time [4UU] | Sorcery | Cast this spell only if you control two or more Doctors. / Take an extra turn after this one. Exile Twice Upon a Time. // Unlikely Meeting [2U] | Sorcery β Adventure | Search your library for a Doctor card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
jaimeblacken: well that's one way to trigger it, adventure zone!
Bugberry: Adventure also involves casting from outside of hand.
jaimeblacken: thirteenth doctor ben!
LowUpsideCJ: first thing I added to that deck was a pile of impulse draw
LRRbot: The Thirteenth Doctor [1GU] | Legendary Creature β Time Lord Doctor [2/2] | Paradox β Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Team TARDIS β At the beginning of your end step, untap each creature you control with a counter on it.
HadesLeprechaun: I mean, one mana ramp is still one mana ramp, lol
Alas_Babylon: If only Twice Upon a Time was an instant on its adventure half, really want a 3 mana Time Warp in Pakpatiq ;-;
LowUpsideCJ: eruth tormented prophet makes twelfth doctor hum
theamc2000: !card carpet flowers
LRRbot: Carpet of Flowers [G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of each of your main phases, if you haven't added mana with this ability this turn, you may add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of Islands target opponent controls.
LRRbot: Memory Worm [1R] | Creature β Alien Worm [1/1] | Paradox β Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, Memory Worm deals 2 damage to target player. That player discards a card, then draws a card. Put a +1/+1 counter on Memory Worm.
LRRbot: Start the TARDIS [1U] | Sorcery | Surveil 2, then draw a card. You may planeswalk. / Jump-start
MegaDosX: Someone reboot Ben
an_archist2: stardis
r10pez10: literally thought my audio was glitching
WardsarTheWriter: Error 404: Ben not found
LRRbot: Decaying Time Loop [3R] | Instant | Discard all the cards in your hand, then draw that many cards. / Retrace
Tweygoh: it would be funny if Ben pulled out the planechase deck
HadesLeprechaun: I felt like the design of the Tardis interior for the 13th doctor was quite neat, I was disappointed they made it so much less of a 'character' for her run
Marvoleath: !card assaultron dominator
LRRbot: Assaultron Dominator [1R] | Artifact Creature β Robot [2/2] | When Assaultron Dominator enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}. / Whenever an artifact creature you control attacks, you may pay {E}. If you do, put your choice of a +1/+1, first strike, or trample counter on that creature.
LRRbot: Illuminor Szeras [2B] | Legendary Artifact Creature β Necron [3/3] | Secrets of the Soul β {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Add an amount of {B} equal to the sacrificed creature's mana value.
LRRbot: Triarch Stalker [3BB] | Artifact Creature β Necron [4/5] | Targeting Relay β At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose an opponent. / Creatures attacking the last chosen player have menace.
WardsarTheWriter: Strong cases on both sides.
djalternative: attacks? them?
HadesLeprechaun: at the beginning of combat on your turn, choose target Nelly
LRRbot: Canoptek Scarab Swarm [4] | Artifact Creature β Insect [1/1] | Flying / Feeder Mandibles β When Canoptek Scarab Swarm enters the battlefield, exile target player's graveyard. For each artifact or land card exiled this way, create a 1/1 colorless Insect artifact creature token with flying.
HadesLeprechaun: can also be yours? I don't know what's in Cams graveyard
theamc2000: yell Shaun in the rain?
Tweygoh: heavy
r10pez10: this wraith is MVP
HadesLeprechaun: that wraith is back on the escalator again!
PhanTom_lt: what was the card that made wraiths?
Alas_Babylon: We just reached the end of the Undercity!
LRRbot: Mind Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Mind Stone: Draw a card.
LRRbot: The Motherlode, Excavator [3RR] | Legendary Artifact Creature β Robot [5/5] | When The Motherlode, Excavator enters the battlefield, choose target opponent. You get an amount of {E} equal to the number of nonbasic lands that player controls. / Whenever The Motherlode attacks, you may pay {E}{E}{E}{E}. When you do, destroy target nonbasic land defending player controls, and creatures that player controls without flying can't block this turn.
LRRbot: Red Death, Shipwrecker [UR] | Legendary Creature β Crab Mutant [1/3] | Alluring Eyes β {T}: Goad target creature an opponent controls. That player draws a card. You add {R}.
LRRbot: Behemoth of Vault 0 [6] | Artifact Creature β Robot [6/6] | Trample / When Behemoth of Vault 0 enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E}{E}{E}. / When Behemoth of Vault 0 dies, you may pay an amount of {E} equal to target nonland permanent's mana value. When you do, destroy that permanent.
LRRbot: Electrosiphon [UUR] | Instant | Counter target spell. You get an amount of {E} equal to its mana value.
LRRbot: Liberty Prime, Recharged [2URW] | Legendary Artifact Creature β Robot [8/8] | Vigilance, trample, haste / Whenever Liberty Prime, Recharged attacks or blocks, sacrifice it unless you pay {E}{E}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: You get {E}{E} and draw a card.
Fruan: Terramorphic Expanse can be an island
an_archist2: liberty prime is back on the escalator
Marvoleath: that robot is back on the escalator again!
Bugberry: well that's just prime
an_archist2: he's deck thinning to his islands
LRRbot: Plasma Caster [1R] | Artifact β Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, you get {E}{E}. / Pay {E}{E}: Choose target creature that's blocking equipped creature. Flip a coin. If you win the flip, exile the chosen creature. Otherwise, Plasma Caster deals 1 damage to it. / Equip {2}
an_archist2: your other, worse commander
r10pez10: dr ashley madison li
HadesLeprechaun: had to look, Energy deck has exactly 7 islands
an_archist2: rest in pig, eggnog
MegaDosX: Nardole is literally described as "that man who looks like an egg" at one point in the series
nobodez: nardole still has a brain counter on him
LithelyUnshod: @nobodez True
LRRbot: The Prydwen, Steel Flagship [4WW] | Legendary Artifact β Vehicle [6/6] | Flying / Whenever another nontoken artifact enters the battlefield under your control, create a 2/2 white Human Knight creature token with "This creature gets +2/+2 as long as an artifact entered the battlefield under your control this turn." / Crew 2
Fruan: So this Science deck seems pretty good.
MegaDosX: The woes of a combo player
HadesLeprechaun: I saw that!
underhill33: it was wild
Commodore_Perry_GG: similar to the "I like dogs" one
Marvoleath: that's very human though
nobodez: very funny, also there was the one that switched accents after a number
shea_wolfe: w w w w w w w
Bugberry: john madden
MegaDosX: Put some respect on the name of Microsoft Sam
LowUpsideCJ: "Flaming Tyrannosaurus" is like memory worm but hits for its power. Classic mtg card flaming tyrannosaurus
Grinnin_Gin: woah the artosis shoutout was unexpected, glad to see nelly is a based starcraft enjoyer. But does he believe in the perennial truth that protoss is op?
MegaDosX: Discard first
MegaDosX: !card memory worm
LRRbot: Memory Worm [1R] | Creature β Alien Worm [1/1] | Paradox β Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, Memory Worm deals 2 damage to target player. That player discards a card, then draws a card. Put a +1/+1 counter on Memory Worm.
LRRbot: Last Night Together [3RG] | Sorcery | Choose two target creatures. Untap them. Put two +1/+1 counters on each of them. They gain vigilance, indestructible, and haste until end of turn. After this main phase, there is an additional combat phase. Only the chosen creatures can attack during that combat phase.
theamc2000: canon pairing, I say, never seeing the show
MegaDosX: Vigilance, indestructible, haste
moonslifer: are they also playing planechase or no?
Marvoleath: 2nd combat is before the normal combat
MegaDosX: 2nd combat is before normal combat
Fruan: The second combat comes first.
JosephDeath: 'After this main phase'
MegaDosX: Which is extremely on flavour for Doctor Who
Tweygoh: Strange
Grinnin_Gin: as cori's deck would put it, second breakfast is before elevenses
LoadingReadyRun: 2nd combat 1st
MegaDosX: Cam might forget to attack
MegaDosX: He might just F6 through his turn
chaostreader: of note. no main phase between combat phases.
Diabore: 1st we do second combat, then 2nd we do 1st combat, simple
Ukon_Cairns: known for her chillin
MegaDosX: Minor thing, but Bill is a lady
WardsarTheWriter: -Kill Bill sirens abruptly stop-
Diabore: !card the thirteenth doctor
LRRbot: The Thirteenth Doctor [1GU] | Legendary Creature β Time Lord Doctor [2/2] | Paradox β Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Team TARDIS β At the beginning of your end step, untap each creature you control with a counter on it.
Tweygoh: I guess itβs worded that way so you can play it in your second main phase
LRRbot: Necron Overlord [2BB] | Artifact Creature β Necron Noble [2/5] | Relentless March β {X}, {T}, Tap X untapped artifacts you control: Target opponent loses X life.
theamc2000: oh it is the tweth doctorβs saga
LRRbot: Liberty Prime, Recharged [2URW] | Legendary Artifact Creature β Robot [8/8] | Vigilance, trample, haste / Whenever Liberty Prime, Recharged attacks or blocks, sacrifice it unless you pay {E}{E}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: You get {E}{E} and draw a card.
LowUpsideCJ: Okay but the episode rules so i will keep putting it in decks so i can talk about the episode
LSRubin: bad magic card, but one of my favorite Doctor Who episodes
HadesLeprechaun: @theamc2000 also maybe the 12th doctors best single episode
LRRbot: Lokhust Heavy Destroyer [1BBB] | Artifact Creature β Necron [3/2] | Flying / Enmitic Exterminator β When Lokhust Heavy Destroyer enters the battlefield, each player sacrifices a creature. / Unearth {5}{B}{B}{B}
MegaDosX:
So much for not swearing on MTG streams huh?
WardsarTheWriter: "Bill's gonna chill." A few minutes later: "Fuck you, Bill!"
Diabore: @MegaDosX we're past the cutoff its fine, just dont tell paul
djalternative: you might not like the card, Ben but you'll love that episode when you get there
JinaMahavira: the plasma is stored in the canisters
Grinnin_Gin: if cameron had sacced the lokhust, he could have unearthed it right
Bugberry: Looks like you can run out of energy.
an_archist2: also no lifelink
Diabore: @Grinnin_Gin i think hes short mana for that
AgentCaleb: yes lifelink nelly double blocked
Fruan: I love watching Cameron slowly lose touch with reality. It happens surprisingly often!
LowUpsideCJ: I have 12's saga in a Keranos deck with damage multipliers that specifically wants that red/blue devotion and can make it hit for 3 or 4 or 9
MegaDosX: Ben share the card
djalternative: !card heavensent
LRRbot: Heaven Sent [UR] | Enchantment β Saga | I, II β Investigate. / III β Heaven Sent deals 1 damage to each opponent. Then if an opponent has 0 or less life, draw seven cards. Otherwise, exile Heaven Sent and you may cast it this turn.
moonslifer: you guys should do some planechase if you guys are going to play another
Rootpotato: the doctor and gandolf failed to stop teh robot uprising
Diabore: so if youre gonna buy UB commander, ignore dr who and lotr, the power is in 40k and fallout
Strebenherz: Thank you for stream!
Marvoleath: !patreon
Astramentha: Usβmst!
LRRbot: Heaven Sent [UR] | Enchantment β Saga | I, II β Investigate. / III β Heaven Sent deals 1 damage to each opponent. Then if an opponent has 0 or less life, draw seven cards. Otherwise, exile Heaven Sent and you may cast it this turn.
MegaDosX: It's very flavourful to the episode
Strebenherz: That's.. that's amazing for flavour
Ukon_Cairns: it is very flavorful yeh
ztghostie: this is gavin card, 100%
HadesLeprechaun: best 12th doctor episode
MegaDosX: "Personally, I think that's a hell of a bird."
Marvoleath: !cardkingdom
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WardsarTheWriter: Cam, are you ok?
Marvoleath: !next
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Diabore: nothing tomorrow makes me sad
niccus: despite your best efforts
LowUpsideCJ: Loved the SpellRogue vods so far
Marvoleath: !schedule
Bruceski: even streamers deserve a day off
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NewtyNewts: I seem to remember a commodoreHustle about that
djalternative: it's that one CH episode all over again
WardsarTheWriter: Political Pingu Simulator
NewtyNewts: Pengxit
MegaDosX: FBC
Marvoleath:
RatherLargeToad: The FBC!
WardsarTheWriter: Woooo!
Bruceski: "You're a loose canon, Saga! We're letting you keep your gun and your flashlight."
Bruceski: typo intentional
Marvoleath: !prime
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emberBecky: yay. I look forward to learning what a membrane clarinet is. ^.^
djalternative: night all
NotCainNorAbel:
500
thyeggman: That's ME
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thyeggman:
KWardJenx: Great stream. Many thanks
nobodez: Yeah! cori pronounced my name correctly
WardsarTheWriter: Thanks folks! Fun stream!
Dog_of_Myth:
DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
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