LRRMTG || Sneak Attack, float one red mana, put Vintage Cube stream into play.

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w_umbus: very excited for this after the vintage cube game with Wheeler/Nelly/Adam
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 UWDJohn: !card doomsday
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 JAndersonCAD: Also more hype
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 MilkInBags: never playing magic today
 couchboyj: Feeling like an all banan no work kinda stream!   
frozenphoenix7: It's the lads!
DoodlestheGreat: Old Man Wheeler's blathering again...
 gamercat88:      
 ShaneLeeAtk: !storm
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 Austere_Squire: why play magic when instead we can make Wheeler read names
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 RealGamerCow: fat sprinkl.es is a good name
ExtraWubs: when this stream become wheeler laughing his ass off trying to pronounce internet usernames
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w_umbus: no drafting, only money
 Earthenone: ok, now its time for adam to start reading names!
 Rourke9: have you two met your quota for the stream yet?
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 SnackPak_: but...
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 MilkInBags: yeah james never gets any subs
frozenphoenix7: It's not a competition, but you two are winning
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 asthanius: idk Paul is pretty cool
wearehoshi: best duo wooo
w_umbus: so true bestie
gundamschwing: Serge has something to say about that
 Austere_Squire: so, adam is dingus?
 couchboyj:       
 grifffurn: can't leave out dongus
DoodlestheGreat: Nah, Watch & Play's still #1. >_<
Quarthian: I'm here for Wingus and Dingus
renaissance_rat: you two have the energy of inflatable flappy guys at car dealerships
 beowuuf: lrrmtg stream with extra swearing it seems 
 EmoMcHipster: ook ook
 Desdae: Chaos gremlins make good television 
 dooppatrol: You are definitely right!
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 saucemaster5000: okay but can we talk about that bigoted ghost?
 SnackPak_: ooo
 MilkInBags: omg adam
 asthanius: oooooh
 MilkInBags: 
an_archist2: oh god
 RocknGrohlNerd: Wingus and Dingus letsgo
 beowuuf: we... don't exist?
 MilkInBags: pop off king
 Earthenone: pick left!
 Austere_Squire: i don't know anything about draft
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 beowuuf: wheeler just muttering punt every second
 RocknGrohlNerd: Thats my secret I always pick bad cards
 MilkInBags: I'll get the handcuffs to stop myself from typing
 accountmadeforants: Adam, in advance, remember to never read the whole card. The second anything makes you go OOOO, you take that card. Then only read it after you play it
 couchboyj: Soul Ring is good, but it can't attack.  Take Llanowar elves.
 beowuuf: all mtg cards are bad if you are trying to play lorcana
 Austere_Squire: remember to only take 8 drops
 MilkInBags: only losers ghost
Voidhawk42: Oh, got here at just the right time!
 MilkInBags: omg p1p1 zuran orb 
 Shadowsoflife: o/
 Austere_Squire: i was like "Oko?!" and then saw Channel
 Earthenone: now that adam ig gone, its grim monolith right? 
arcanafftb: oko > channel p1p1
 RocknGrohlNerd: @austere_squire yeah same
 beowuuf: famous mtg sellers Channel Oko
 Austere_Squire: oh, isn't Cryptic Coat really good, too?
 ghizmou: the absolute poker face on wheeler
 Austere_Squire: i thought i saw something saying it was breaking stuff
 MilkInBags: cryptic coat is way too slow for vintage cube
 beowuuf: did that bing mean correct decision?
 BrowneePoints: the combo! in the same pack!
 saucemaster5000: they can't see us right now right? someone help me get the booze off the top shelf
 MilkInBags: easy exhume for me
 BrowneePoints: but yea for chat Displacer Kitty/Etali plays both of your decks
arcanafftb: ignoble seems kinda easy right?
klace26: kcommand for me but i am bad at draft
 beowuuf: no! take bad cards!
Flyingdelorion: p p p p p p p p pokerface
 RealGamerCow: Timetwister!
 Austere_Squire: The combined me not understanding draft with me definitely not being able to comprehend how to play for vintage; i have NO idea how to pick stuff here
 MilkInBags: get on the cruise
jwholla: this is nice
  Juliamon: with a big asterisk
wearehoshi: lol
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 RocknGrohlNerd: Boomsday
 gamercat88: big kozy
 Earthenone: storm is 100
Tommadness: Adam not doomsday pilled
 Aarek: its probably best not to have to deal with doomday piles
 jwholla: lord, I don’t ask for much but Adam drafting doomsday would be epic
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 Austere_Squire: not all the packs can have Power 9 cards
Slacker1977: four our picks so far? kozilkek... but we should pivot into white weenie it seems 
 beowuuf: bing, good card selected
arcanafftb: i guess channel wouldve worked out
 MilkInBags: omg fractured identity
 Tweygoh: Fracture is so cool
 beowuuf: never miss an opportunity to brainstorm wrong on stream
 flatluigi: oh god this would've been a real fun channel deck
 Earthenone: counterspell is too slow for vintage, we want the daze right? 
Croc64: Watching the series of emotions ben has been going through is incredible
 Tweygoh: the channel on the wheel would be so funny
Slacker1977: Ole Rade
 Austere_Squire: This is a truly WILD pool to see
an_archist2: (elf twink may not actually be elf)
renaissance_rat: adam oopsing into mono blue here
wearehoshi: maaan jace the boogie man
 flatluigi: i'm here for adam drafting a hard control deck
 grifffurn: someone at this table is going to have a SICK monowhite deck
Slacker1977: Elf twink is an invitanional card
 RealGamerCow: anyone who lounges like that is a twink, I don't care what you look like
 Austere_Squire: i like Delayed Blast Fireball but I also run, like, Faldorn and Prosper commander decks
 Earthenone: is that land called ottowa?
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 Tweygoh: land is kind of a free include
 Austere_Squire: @Earthenone I'ma be calling it that now
 MilkInBags: i cant believe channel didnt wheel
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 Croc64: :0
 flatluigi: treasure cruise....
 RealGamerCow: Wasn't Treasure Cruise powerful at one point?
 BrowneePoints: Cruise was BANNED
 flatluigi: treasure cruise is still powerful
 Slacker1977: @RealGamerCow it's powerful right now
 BrowneePoints: in MULTIPLE formats
 Austere_Squire: i mean, Delve is still pretty good
 ElektroTal: @RealGamerCow that point was the span of time between the moment it was published and right now
 parrot6633: @RealGamerCow it's banned in modern and legacy to this day
 Austere_Squire: so I'd say Treasure Cruise is still decent?
 Slacker1977: delving away trash and then twistering 
 gryfyn1: guess Cedrick isnt in this pod ....
 Tweygoh: people don’t try drafting mono white in vintage from what I’ve seen
 jacqui_lantern234: hey friends whomst i love and adore AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
 Aarek: we are doing powerful nothing
 beowuuf: 
 flatluigi: lol doomsday thoracle would've been real
 asthanius: this pack is stacked
 Shadowsoflife: Hey Jacqui
 Slacker1977: if Oracle wheels we can maybe get somewhere
 Austere_Squire: geez, every time we get a pack it's just SO much
 tehfewl: whoever took DD is taking oracle
 jacqui_lantern234: yeah, moxen are stupid good
the_grand_nan: Adam and wheeler playing cube? looks like I'll be up all night 
 flatluigi: i think adam's doing great but i'm very excited to see wheeler take over the next draft
 Slacker1977: do we have a chance to wheel kinnan after all the elves we passed?
nighthawk_986: jewel is fun in Commander
 communist_cat_girl: Looks like a good uw tempo deck
 tehfewl: yeah i would have jumped ship on green
 flatluigi: shredder!!
 parrot6633: unruly krasis my boy
 grifffurn: ben trying not to scream about ledger shredder
 jacqui_lantern234: so whats the vibe of the stream? let adam do his thing, or are suggestions welcome?
 MegaDosX: There's also Shreddies
 flatluigi: @jacqui_lantern234 for this first one adam's got twitch chat closed and wheeler can't say anything
 BrowneePoints: @jacqui_lantern234 adam is drafting with chat hidden and no input from Wheeler
 MilkInBags: wheeler's smile
 flatluigi: wheeler is in pain with adam dismissing shredder
 jacqui_lantern234: @flatluigi @BrowneePoints thanks friends 
 Austere_Squire: hahahaha
 MegaDosX: Grim.
 Austere_Squire: just sheoldred because sheoldred
 flatluigi: let's do blue black control babyu
 itsr67: ah, the player kill spell
 jacqui_lantern234:  he saw the line!!! 
n3ther: broke sheoldred 
 Alas_Babylon: Sultai Sheoldred Nonsense sounds lit
 BrowneePoints: I have a Faldorn Commander deck!
 BrowneePoints: she's a lot of fun
 Austere_Squire: Faldorn is a fun commander, ye
 MegaDosX: I have Faldorn in my Maelstrom Wanderer deck, also pretty funny there
 gryfyn1: and with jace, and with brainstorm and with cruise ....
nighthawk_986: guess we’re doing U/B 😉👍
 jacqui_lantern234: @n3ther finally, in 2024, weve broken both sheoldred and timetwister 
 Austere_Squire: i really want them to make a Jund cast from exile deck so I can mash her and Prosper's decks together
 raulghoulia: I have Faldorn in my Krark/Kydele deck
 Austere_Squire: or a Jund cast from exile Legendary, rather
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 jacqui_lantern234: ooh, lounge
wearehoshi: easy first pick goyf
 jacqui_lantern234: am i wild for liking the triome here?
 Slacker1977: probably lounge
 itsr67: funny seeing tidebinder and revoker next to each other
MrBibz: def the triome i think, esp with sheoldred
 asthanius: hell yeah Adam
 jacqui_lantern234: im into the Lorien pick
 asthanius: his brain is rapidly expanding with every pick
rabbitgta: Wow
 MegaDosX: 
 SnackPak_: oofa
 MichaelSnowbird: hahahahahaha
 jacqui_lantern234:  gdi wheeler
n3ther: shots fired
 beowuuf: 
KWardJenx: Got'em!
 Austere_Squire: every draft i have ever seen, everyone always says "this is the worst deck ever"
TetraRay: geez just killed a man
AshcopseDryad: Hello @all
 Austere_Squire: Thoracle wheeled?!
 flatluigi: the doomsday player didn't pick thoracle?
rabbitgta: Devotion
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 MegaDosX: Evidently nobody has any of the nonsense ways to make Thoracle work in this pod
 flatluigi: @MegaDosX there was a doomsday pack 1
 Paranundrox: they do have the secret mode of spending mana
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 MilkInBags: talisman so good with this deck
 MegaDosX: There's a rock
 Slacker1977: calling Talisman garbage D:
nighthawk_986: talisman
 Tweygoh: talisman for black
 asthanius: thank god
 TheWooglie: Wheeler's facce
w_umbus: wheelers face lmao
glencoco132: Wheeler with the biggest sigh of relief
 parrot6633: wheeler having an aneurysm in the background over the talisman
DHAnsgar: Wheeler looks like such a proud parent
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 MilkInBags: urza pog
 flatluigi: sevinne's works with thoracle as well right
 asthanius: uhhhhhh
ihlendrax: Seeing him take Depths after passing all the combo pieces….
 MegaDosX: Gross, Urza
 flatluigi: omg oracle
 Paranundrox: oh lol that was only pack 2
 Austere_Squire: ooh, urborg
 flatluigi: omg urza*
 MegaDosX: Also two neat lands
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 jacqui_lantern234: ooh tar pit AND urborg
 Slacker1977: personally, I'd take Tar Pit here
 Gascitygaming: tar pit?
 Tweygoh: urborg could help with sheoldred
 flatluigi: i'd take urza just because tar pit could wheel
 DHAnsgar: Hey, thanks whoever for the gift sub!
  Juliamon: I would take Urborg
Tommadness: Urborg?
 Earthenone: i would take a land here
 asthanius: one tarry boi
 flatluigi: yeah i'd be happy with urborg
Tommadness: Urborg fixes for our wincon
nighthawk_986: Emmy or archon would be my pick, but that’s me
 MegaDosX: Yeah it does
 Austere_Squire: hey, uro; thank you, Uro
RedArrogantKnight: I mean it's Urza, Archon or Fastbond
 beowuuf: if wrong how bung 
arcanafftb: i dont think you need many artifacts for urza to be good
 beowuuf: *bing
 Tweygoh: ooo fof
 flatluigi: saheeli!
 ylegm: I love me a snapcaster
 asthanius: big battle ball of buds
 flatluigi: love a saheeli
 anhakha: Saheeli works really well with urza.
 MegaDosX: Ooh, Pack Rat
 jacqui_lantern234: saheeli or snapcaster
 Slacker1977: hm, with Urza this might be Saheeli
 asthanius: yessssss
 Diabore: snap time warp imo
 Tweygoh: wait shark and Urza?
 flatluigi: yeah, time warp since we have snapcaster as well
arcanafftb: shark seems excellent here
 MegaDosX: The shark works well with Urza
 jacqui_lantern234: im into the shark here?
 flatluigi: but yeah also shark
 BrowneePoints: i'd take shark or Dragon for other wincons
 MegaDosX: Oh hey there Rona
 BrowneePoints: Slam Rona
 asthanius: easy preacher or ronad
 flatluigi: shadowspear, rona, and walker
 asthanius: *rona
 Diabore: not a shadowspear deck so i like rona
 Tweygoh: spear sounds alright
FurthestChunk: I'd honestly take Abrade
 Earthenone: i would rona or wasteland
 Slacker1977: Adam thinking he has "all that mana" 
FurthestChunk: We have no interaction
 BrowneePoints: yea abrade is a good choice too
Quarthian: @FurthestChunk Force and counter spell
 asthanius: hoo boy
 MegaDosX: I like how Adam didn't even look at Rona 
 Tweygoh: yeah probably not attacking much
 Paranundrox: Zagoth also fetchable lol
 Paranundrox: the perfect fetch for both triomes
 MilkInBags: triome i guess
Tommadness: fetchable triome yeah
 MilkInBags: sunken ruins pog
 Diabore: malcolm imo, we need playables
 BrowneePoints: slam malcom
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 jacqui_lantern234: sunken ruins!!!
 MegaDosX: He's a cheap beater that can do good things
 itsr67: weeee
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 Slacker1977: malcolm over Skitter? 
 itsr67: the urborg survived
 Quarthian: @AnAnonymousGifter Thanks mysterious creature for the sub
 MegaDosX: Holy shit it wheeled
 Earthenone: time for that tomb juice!
 asthanius: Adam got there with the wrong math I love it
 MichaelSnowbird: Mono-blue garbage is a great default deck
 BrowneePoints: @Slacker1977 we need more Pressure/wincon, so yea I take Malcom there
 asthanius: “doing great sport”
 TetraRay: the encouragement is strong
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 ghizmou: does Adam has to do the deck building on his own too?
 flowerseses: this has the vibe of a kid playing with knives, and the mom chugging wine and going "you're doing great, sweety"
 MegaDosX: Dargon!
 Paranundrox: just Twister it back 
 BrowneePoints: dragon is a great topend
 jacqui_lantern234: ooh, careful study
 MichaelSnowbird: its like hitting the exhaust post with  a torpedo but I hear it can be done.
 MegaDosX: Oh I rather doubt it
 asthanius: this is a solid C+
 Diabore: ive done worse
midnightcurryjazz: better than I can do
  Juliamon: damned with faint praise
arcanafftb: you have sheoldred twister at the very least
 Earthenone: someone needs to remind adam that james did this show weekly for almost a decade 
 Shadowsoflife: o/
 MegaDosX: Hi!
 MilkInBags: adam you're a genius
 Quarthian: Solid C+
 itsr67: hello
 parrot6633: welcome back
 asthanius: Adam did the math wrong but got a lot of the right answers
arcanafftb: lets go sheoldred!
 grifffurn: i think the first two packs were solid but pack three we missed some heaters
 flatluigi: adam you did great and i there was some wild stuff that i would've liked to have seen get picked
 saucemaster5000: Adam was such a brave boy
 MegaDosX: Oko is almost always the best card in a pile
  Juliamon: You can't count retrospect
 KWardJenx: It's Adam and Wheeler, so this draft is a HUGE success.
 Austere_Squire: take every eldrazi
 Aarek: yeah channel is a very clear direction
 Masslost: Voldaren Epicure would have been a neat tech card with Urza
 Quarthian: I would of channeled just for the easy direction
 Aarek: @Quarthian same
 BrowneePoints: Abrade and Iconoclast were big signals yea
 Diabore: gut is so busted
frank_the_great: Hey, it's my favorite two spooky bois
thatjuantoo: 
 itsr67: y e a h o k
 TetraRay:   
 accountmadeforants: Yeah, p1p1 Channel would've just made me go "welp, that's my deck now". The easy way out
 accountmadeforants: (And then I'd somehow find no payoffs or tutors)
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 Slacker1977: @LoadingReadyRun wheeler, what was your standout in pack 3 P1?
 itsr67: 
 James_the_Dabbler: Hey who cast Vintage Cube Stream with dash?
 Austere_Squire: you had a timer and there was stuff like Oko and Channel flying by
n3ther: wheeler doesn't hold back 
 saucemaster5000: "genuinely in the right place at times" is one helll of a participation trophy
Cephallope: 
arcanafftb: no frantic search?
 BrowneePoints: yea my only bigger picks would've been Rona, and Malcom for more pressure/wincon
frank_the_great:   
 thraximore: we're gonna 3-0 I can feel it
 ylegm: Love you Adam
 northos: 3-0 e-zed 
 MichaelSnowbird: I love this
 Diabore: thundering falls and lounge makes me think you can get away with expressive
frank_the_great: Adam laughing is infectious
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 BrowneePoints: Also the deck really isn't that bad. it's kind of an okay Midrange deck
 Austere_Squire: that's fair; a lot of why i don't get draft and limited and stuff is because i only play commander so i evaluate cards for that
 BrowneePoints: with a random combo win with Sheoldred/Timetwister
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guacxmole: HELLO BOYS, so nice of you to stream at a time when I’m awake
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MichaelSnowbird: hahahahahaha
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 Quarthian: I love the honesty
 TetraRay:    
 Diabore: at least hes honest
 James_the_Dabbler: WOWH
 Austere_Squire: bless you, wheeler
 BrowneePoints: Urborg
 BrowneePoints: and something else
 Slacker1977: Tar pit
Balugo: Really excited to see where this goes.  going to watch while I pull cards for my ROE cube I'm building
 BrowneePoints: oh yea Tar Pit was in that pack
 Austere_Squire: is Tar Pit that good?
 BrowneePoints: Creepy Arm Pit is STILL one of the best Manlands to THIS DAY
 Diabore: @Austere_Squire 3/2 unblockable that they cant sorcery speed kill is good
 Austere_Squire: hahahaha
 BrowneePoints: @Austere_Squire it's INCREDIBLY hard to race and just murders walkers
 MegaDosX: "If you had drafted properly" 
 Quarthian: I love the brutal honesty
 saucemaster5000: mixed
 Slacker1977: woof
 northos: well it casts Sheoldred 
 Austere_Squire: wait, Tar Pit's unblockable?
 flatluigi: here's what i think: there's a lot of ways for a first vintage cube draft to go a lot worse
 TimIAm: Is this like a revenge stream for Doki Doki Fight Club lmao
 Austere_Squire: how have i never noticed?
 gundamschwing: Best use for Treasure Cruise! It pitches to Force!
 BrowneePoints: yea my only suggestions Adam was Rona and Malcom for more pressure/early plays
 accountmadeforants: Yeah but imagine if you'd listened to chat, you'd be 0-3 in deckbuilding.
wearehoshi: gotta put shandalar sound effects on this
midnightcurryjazz: boat sound
 Diabore: ill settle for 2-1
 BjjBrain: Wheeler, would you have picked Time Warp when it was presented?
 MegaDosX: Just gotta Sheoldred-Jar or Sheoldred-Twister a bunch
 flatluigi: oh yeah i would've picked up both rona and malcolm
n3ther: 
 Quarthian: Those are great, everything else not so much
 BrowneePoints: When you're given the most powerful hammers Magic has ever had, sometimes you forget to pick up the boards and nails @LoadingReadyRun
 jwholla: 2 pieces of power, what more could you  ask for
 saucemaster5000: we'll get em next time slugger
 TetraRay: 
 Cephallope: We got partway there 
 BrowneePoints: Survival is one of the dumbest cards ever printaged
 itsr67: ambush viper time
monkeyboyktc: I joined after the draft portion, and I will thoroughly enjoy going back and watching it once it gets onto youtube. You guys have a great dynamic.
 BrowneePoints: it got BANNED in everything but Vintage Adam
 Austere_Squire: oh, right that's an enchantment
 Austere_Squire: for reasons
 BrowneePoints: it's arguably the most powerful green card ever printed
 MegaDosX: It's Fauna Shaman but busted
 MilkInBags: yeah dr garfield was nuts
 accountmadeforants: Survival would've been fucked up as a sorcery, and it's a cheap repeatable effect instead
 BrowneePoints: or among them
 MegaDosX: lmao gottem
w_umbus: got their asses
 TetraRay: Right into our trap!
 MilkInBags: chrome mox is a niche card
 BrowneePoints: your eyes
 BrowneePoints: BULGED
 BrowneePoints: out of your HEAD
n3ther: judged silently
n3ther: but loudly
 itsr67: egg AND it makes mana?!?
 jwholla: dueling jaces
 BrowneePoints: but yea this is another reason Shredder/Malcom are good in this cupe
 itsr67: time to thought scour
 BrowneePoints: cube* cheap evasive fliers that give value and kill walkers are SO good
 tehfewl: strip lock inc
an_archist2: i think we're fighting the person who thinks adam's deck is sick
 MegaDosX: lmao rip them
 Mr_Horrible: wait, Magic on a Saturday? Is this allowed??? MODS????
 MegaDosX: Soul Guide then Timetwister seems brutal
 Austere_Squire: hahahaha
 couchboyj:   
therepoman__: Oh shoot I missed the notif for this
 MilkInBags: adam you did a very good job
 Mr_Horrible: truly he's braver than the troops
 Seth_Erickson: Love to see we're back in ye old vinty cube
 Mr_Horrible: not even being sarcastic
 Austere_Squire: i mean, Adam did a decent job, i think
 saucemaster5000: @therepoman__ repo you missed beautiful decisions
midnightcurryjazz: I want to drive rush out of this deck
 BrowneePoints: Adam, you really did draft a like 6.5/7 Midrange list
 WhirlwindAbyss: Adam drafter a deck 100x better then what I could do
 BrowneePoints: it's not BAD
 Desdae: Adam, teacher of fighting games, learner of vintage games
 BrowneePoints: it just doesn't go HAM
 SkiaSymphonia: Need OkiOki coach Adam to come teach Cube Adam it's okay to learn
 Austere_Squire: i think more just needed like a secondary sheoldred effect
 Slacker1977: Upkeep? why not first main?
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 couchboyj: 
 Mr_Horrible: casting Anger, what a time to be a live
 rosesmcgee: "bad" is the second most common archetype in vintage
 Quarthian: They are clearing the jace storm nicely for us
 Austere_Squire: Adam, self-consciou about his deck not being perfect. Meanwhile, other drafters:
 BrowneePoints: his fateseal is great
WyllCKP: No, we're not playing against the person who thinks Adam's deck is sick; we're playing against the person who thinks Adam's is mid, and their own deck is sick
 Tweygoh: maybe they think you’re on brain freeze
wearehoshi: o
wearehoshi: lets go
 BrowneePoints: we're playing the Green and we have the Wit
 BrowneePoints: so you play the Wit
 accountmadeforants: What is Vintage Cube if not Expensive Boomer Cube 
 Slacker1977: dang, no land
 itsr67: 
 MegaDosX: GOOD LORD
midnightcurryjazz:    
 Mr_Horrible: just the way we drew it up
BobaThaiTea: OOF
 klace26: HNNNNNNNG
 couchboyj: Pew pew pew
 Alas_Babylon: Gaming has commenced
  Juliamon: Now we attempt to crash the client
 TetraRay: Winning!!!
renaissance_rat: this is art
wearehoshi: LETS GOOOOOO
 Mishapp53: so good
BobaThaiTea: JEEZ
 couchboyj:    
 Austere_Squire: um... what... ah... what does Memory Jar do?
 TheWooglie: GG Adam
 MegaDosX: Back to back wheels with Sheoldred
 Mr_Horrible: he doesn't have the  emote for nothin'
 MilkInBags: teehee hoohoo
 BrowneePoints: Like I said Adam. Solid Midrange list with a Combo Finish
wearehoshi: actuallt banger deck
raakuy0: Oh my god, the beauty and art
 Alas_Babylon: @Austere_Squire You exile your hand and draw a new hand
 Quarthian: This deck has one trick, it's a very good trick
 itsr67: classic 28 point life swing
 Mishapp53: never didnt not have it
 Alas_Babylon: !card Memory Jar
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 beowuuf:   
 TetraRay:     
Nemosaur: Hi highlight reel!
 kimmiekoneko: this is beautiful
 powerflapjack: (killer instinct voice) ULTRAAAAAAAAAAA COMBOOOOOOO
m1gr3nA: they still die in upkeep
 MilkInBags: stonks
rabbitgta: Just don't roll the tapes
an_archist2: GG
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Cephallope:    
 TheWooglie: No notes
midnightcurryjazz: 
 James_the_Dabbler: Jeez
 MichaelSnowbird: touchdown
 MegaDosX: You did the thing!
 asthanius: just like we drew it up
frank_the_great:    
 TheWooglie: 
zarbit: llllllLLLLLET'S GO
 accountmadeforants: Deck's perfect
frank_the_great: LETS FUCKING GOOO
 sophieghost: 
 TetraRay:             
 jwholla: love it when a plan comes together
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odddirective: Looks like I came in at the right time
 Diabore: ulamog means we cant mill
 Austere_Squire: Ulamog for Mill
w1gum: i love adam and wheeler streams cause its just this the entire time - WERE SO BACK  ITS SO OVER  WERE SOOOOO BACK
 itsr67: castable~
RedArrogantKnight: magic... might be good
wearehoshi: GG WP  shake my hand
 gundamschwing: Cut Mind Stone, such a shit card
 flatluigi: tbqh i'd rather have thoracle than iteration just because you can value thoracle
an_archist2: can't wait to topdeck the thoracle on 5 life and die
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 A_Dub888: Hi friends, how's the powerful magic?
 MegaDosX: Is Expressive Iteration good in Vintage Cube?
 couchboyj: Submissive and Castable
 TetraRay:    
 flatluigi: @MegaDosX depends on the deck
 James_the_Dabbler: Adam might be a genius. Who knew?
 Austere_Squire: honestly? peak content
  Juliamon: A_Dub888 do you enjoy timetwisting Sheoldred? because that's happening
wearehoshi: actually cracked deck
 m1gr3nA: @AnAnonymousGifter Thanks for the gift sub! 
 odddirective: Have some GOD DAMN FAITH, Arthur!
 WhirlwindAbyss: Plan all along, never didnt have it
 Austere_Squire: Adam, congrats on your top tier deck
 MegaDosX: @flatluigi I figured. I know it's generally just a strong card, but I also know Vintage is absurd, and Cube similarly so.
 A_Dub888: @Juliamon works for me
 brieandbacon: I love watchign Adam witnessing Vintage cube
 BrowneePoints: comitting
 Cephallope: Just draw your good stuff 
 BrowneePoints: you lose more games by not comitting
 raulghoulia: top tier vision board
 itsr67: WOW
BobaThaiTea: just commit and will your plan into being
 WhirlwindAbyss: Undefeated so far, i dont see the issue
Tommadness: like a book
 flatluigi: ahahaha
an_archist2: every deck is a combo deck
 odddirective: BEN
wearehoshi: WOW
blastseeker: like a book
MrBibz:   
an_archist2: the soul read
 Beleqwaya: Well with Thoracle, we have 2 win cons
 itsr67: the READS
 asthanius: easy money
 gamercat88:   
 James_the_Dabbler: Holy shit
renaissance_rat: wheeler KNOWS
 Austere_Squire: "why do you not simply DRAW the cards you need?"
zarbit: he can't keep getting away with it!
 flowerseses:    
 satyropodobny: 
wearehoshi: read like a book
 James_the_Dabbler: Hi highlight reel!
 BrowneePoints: AND CROP ROT
wearehoshi: gg ez shake my hand
jellyfish0413: played them like a DAMN fiddle!
 TetraRay:     
 couchboyj: God's perfect deck, right here
 TheWooglie: you should play magic more often Wheeler, you seem good at it
 beowuuf:  my opponent appears to have no shame
 ThankYouUro: Read em' like a travel brochure
an_archist2: https://clips.twitch.tv/AgreeablePuzzledCroquetteBCWarrior-vImsjKKBpc960-yz
 tehfewl: 3 lands
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/LightGorgeousVultureHotPokket-IioKUc8zL5EY7ZnV
 MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
 Slacker1977: adaaaaam...
MrBibz: But often you do it as a sorcery
 BrowneePoints: "it's in the SKIN baby!"
Chartle: skinstant
 Seth_Erickson: BUDDY!
frank_the_great: Brainstorm is a sorcery if you're doing it right
 30teracyte: if it was a sorcery you'd have so many fewer opportunities to brainstorm wrong
 asthanius: Adam Realizing What Cards Say is my favorite genre
 itsr67: brainstorm is the best sorcery in magic
 BrowneePoints: the BABY
 kimmiekoneko: this is what i miss in commander vis-a-vis playing 1 on 1 magic. you can just ruin someone's day and still have a grin on your face without feeling bad
MrBibz: opponent...
 MegaDosX: I remember when Adam first learned of Brainstorm in that Canlander event
zarbit: [looks at Wheeler's other tattoo] Ponder's an instant?!
 jwholla: was that a divining top tattoo?
Rootpotato: the BABY
wearehoshi: lol this deck
 accountmadeforants: 
MrBibz: oh thats what the survival was for LMAO
 flatluigi: @jwholla yeah, he's also got a ponder
 couchboyj: Brainstorm is instant to give you maximum opportunity to do it wrong
 tehfewl: hammer baby
renaissance_rat: wheeler who knows all the cards and adam who knows only limited bangers- the duality of man
 BrowneePoints: he did the big Unhinged Lands
 brieandbacon:  
 BrowneePoints: Unglued? Unhinged?
 A_Dub888: What is a hammer if not a blunt knife?
raakuy0: r lands are jonh avon
superdude097: Understandable that Adam thought it's a Sorcery since Brainstorm IS the best sorcery in Legacy
raakuy0: *ur
 m1gr3nA: those full art lands are by avon btw
 TetraRay:      
 asthanius: “paint a large glowing baby”
frank_the_great: John Avon - not a transphobe. Easy 10/10
tikistylo: I have a foil signed one of those Angers. Love the poop baby
 BrowneePoints: These ones Adam https://cards.scryfall.io/large/front/1/9/19e71532-3f79-4fec-974f-b0e85c7fe701.jpg?1565989358
 kimmiekoneko: draw me a big angry baby
wearehoshi: more like "AMGER"
 accountmadeforants: Honestly I like the art for Anger, feels weirdly appropriate
 Slacker1977: this seedshark is gonna be so rude
 MaybeTara: I got to meet John Avon at an event a few years ago, lovely dude!
 Seth_Erickson: Wheeler's playing john avon lands right now isn't he
jet_almighty: Well, they did do a fetus on living wall
 couchboyj: I mean, if he was caring for an infant when he got the breif, I understand this as an interpretation of Anger
 gryfyn1: i mean you get to have a 5/5 for FOW too
 tehfewl: yeah if you think of whatever your favorite land art is, its probably a John Avon
 tehfewl: Good with Urza too
 MegaDosX: I wonder what's going on in their head when they saw you pitch Eternal Witness
RoastedGravy: Magic: An ez game for babies
 asthanius: indulge the baby
 A_Dub888: !card indulge
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an_archist2: what if they were on the shandalar grindset and had the giant growth
 MegaDosX: No
 BrowneePoints: oh hey a 5/5
 kimmiekoneko: well my favorite land art is stronghold forest....yup, john avon
 Slacker1977: no
handsometom21: Angry baby in the graveyard is certainly a statement
 MegaDosX: This one Chromatic Lanterns your lands
 MegaDosX: !card wrenn and realmbreaker
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frank_the_great: Wheeler - I love the scarf btw
RoastedGravy: Throwing a Robo-Shark at a tree
 Slacker1977: is Balance still in?
 asthanius: best deck
 asthanius: this deck can’t lose
 BrowneePoints: you picked urza first
 ylegm: urza first
 MegaDosX: You picked Urza first
 Austere_Squire: Urza
 BrowneePoints: then shark
wearehoshi: urza first i think
 jacqui_lantern234: urza first for sure
 A_Dub888: firza
 couchboyj: Urza first,  then said Shark technically makes artifacts
 MegaDosX: I smell shenanigans
SnowBuddy18: Urza first because you justified the shark saying it make artifacts
 m1gr3nA: look out the baby is in graveyard now 
 BrowneePoints: the BIGGER justification in picking the shark is you had a BUNCH of spells
 Austere_Squire: if it makes you feel better i once, after playing magic for years, had to have a friend explain to me why Urza and Yawgmoth were good
midnightcurryjazz:    
 flatluigi: 🎉
 asthanius: HE DID IT
 beowuuf: 
MrBibz:  
monkeyboyktc: He got it!
 Mishapp53: Yooooooo!
 raulghoulia: love these boys
 Quarthian: Almost flawless
 gamercat88: got it in one!
 powerflapjack: lmao
 roefizzlebeef: GOT THERE
 Tweygoh: 
adept_nekomancer: Hi there highlight reel!
 couchboyj:   
 jwholla: is that a Canadian handshake
 TetraRay: Perfect
 satyropodobny:   
 thraximore: 
 flowerseses: first try, god's perfect deck
frank_the_great:  First try 
 MegaDosX: 2-0ed your first opponent, let's go
 Austere_Squire: adam never doubt yourself again
renaissance_rat: john avon's best work is city of ass
 James_the_Dabbler: Ladies and gentlemen: The two funniest men in magic!
 30teracyte: it might be the best deck ever drafted
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/ZanyMuddyRamenKAPOW-jFyZdD2FanhW8rNz
 brieandbacon: They're getting away with it
wearehoshi: 6-0 incoming pog
 odddirective: This deck is just so
MrBibz: your opponent cast anger as much as they cost enlightened tutor
 Beleqwaya: Technically this deck has never lost
RoastedGravy: God's Perfect Dek
SnowBuddy18: 3-0 6-0 time?
 accountmadeforants: Dang this deck is so consistent
 Austere_Squire: apparently no one was in white, so...
renaissance_rat: is this bo1
Tommadness: @renaissance_rat bo3
 MegaDosX: BO3
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/RoughCalmGoblinLitty-qmzGjdjkK_OsJ-Dd
 Slacker1977: @renaissance_rat Magic Online is generally Bo3
RoastedGravy: BIRB
an_archist2: damn, they drew the bird
 powerflapjack: aggressive decks let you use the one ring to draw into a Broadside Bombadiers that then throws the Ring at opponent for 6
 Beleqwaya: turn 2 bird, feels bad
 BrowneePoints: Shark is also just REALLY annoying cuz it has FOUR freakin toughness
 MegaDosX: Oh right you can find Grist with GSZ
 parrot6633: love grist, great card
wearehoshi: the bad card
 MegaDosX: Bounce Grist and Twister?
 m1gr3nA: @MegaDosX one mana short i think
 MegaDosX: Yeah they can't do it right this second
 MegaDosX: But they can do it now
RoastedGravy: !card Blossoming Tortoise
  LRRbot: Blossoming Tortoise [2GG] | Creature — Turtle [3/3] | Whenever Blossoming Tortoise enters the battlefield or attacks, mill three cards, then return a land card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. / Activated abilities of lands you control cost {1} less to activate. / Land creatures you control get +1/+1.
 couchboyj: Land stuff
 flatluigi: blossoming tortoise is a fun card
RoastedGravy: Gross
RoastedGravy: I love it.
 flatluigi: eheheh
 MegaDosX: Welp.
wearehoshi: lololo
 itsr67: THE K I L L
monkeyboyktc: *Narrator Voice* "It was definitely fine"
GGsLive: the combo
zarbit: GAMING
 m1gr3nA: hmmm
 Cephallope: 
 gamercat88: perfect
 couchboyj:     
MrBibz: just like we wrote it up
 James_the_Dabbler: OMG
 MegaDosX: Snapcaster gives it flashback, that's it
RoastedGravy: What is this deck 
 BrowneePoints: the thing to remember is that the removal in this cube is ALSO heavy
 Aarek: were combo sheoldred not value sheoldred
RoastedGravy: Holy moly
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 flatluigi: was that windows bloop on stream
GGsLive: uh oh
  Juliamon: yes
 flatluigi: uh oh
MrBibz: damn
 AllTheWeasels: 
monkeyboyktc: Well then
renaissance_rat: the mirror
thecrownjules_: that changes the math
 Slacker1977: cracking Jar on their turn
  Juliamon: that was prob their Windows yelling about a Stream Deck update
 CrabsuitLando: Thanks for the gift sub
 satyropodobny: so who has prio?
RoastedGravy: 
 Austere_Squire: wait, that's illegal
  Juliamon: (mine did like 10min ago)
 James_the_Dabbler: I thought it was my computer 
 itsr67: no island right?
an_archist2: who's on first?
 Paranundrox: notably we're at 14 so we would die first
 itsr67: word
 MilkInBags: welp
 Austere_Squire: oh
MrBibz: hoof?? why??
renaissance_rat: heyo
 A_Dub888: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! How am James eat whole buffalo?
StreamTeam3000: we could hit force
n3ther: wait that's illegal!
RoastedGravy: Jeezums
 James_the_Dabbler: Jeez
RoastedGravy: Powerful Magic™
renaissance_rat: sideboard in ulamog
 Austere_Squire: what if just Atraxa, Sheoldred, Hoof
 Slacker1977: i wonder if they have NO 
renaissance_rat: for gits and shiggles
 Austere_Squire: which Atraxa was it? Original or new?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If the magic is so powerful even Wheeler isn't anticipating it?
 flatluigi: is adam familiar with brainstorm into concede
 Paranundrox: Scour also prevents brainlock
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also was late to this, what format is this? Why are we in MTGO?
renaissance_rat: new vintage cube
renaissance_rat: there was an update
 flatluigi: @Thefluffiestguineapig this is vintage cube, which there are a few streams of
 MilkInBags: tell them no
MrBibz: LMAO
 powerflapjack: vintage cube aka: The Single Funniest Magic Format
 BrowneePoints: god I love ARAM
midnightcurryjazz: daaaaarkknesss
 itsr67: wtf
 BusTed: 
 flatluigi: don't be mean to adam
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's uncalled for
 AllTheWeasels: I got randomly queued with my brother in a game recently and didn't notice until he started spam pinging me at like 5 minutes in 
 BrowneePoints: ARAM, aka Fight Club the Game Mode
itsaysTRUENO: hello from the twitch dot tv homepage
RoastedGravy: @flatluigi You request the impossible. 
 BrowneePoints: did you see the Skarner update Ben?
 BrowneePoints: He can Impale THREE people now. THREE!
 itsr67: word
 Cptasparagus: I saw you guys had 4/5 in your lobby and I had to keep myself from popping in 
 flatluigi: tamio's a fun card
 Paranundrox: land stone tamiyo wheel again
 asthanius: Lorien?
 BrowneePoints: yea Tamiyo good good
 Paranundrox: the original monoU one is 5
 Paranundrox: you may be thinking of her
 BrowneePoints: she defined standard with Nexus
 asthanius: never lucky
 BrowneePoints: she's an INCREDIBLE toolbox walker
 Desdae: But you can't pitch to a FoW though
 Paranundrox: Delve is an alternate payment not an alternate casting cost so you can use it
RoundTop7: can you delve itself if it's in the graveyard?
monkeyboyktc: Remember, snapcaster just gives it flashback. All card text still applies
 BrowneePoints: and one of the few I TOLD YOU SO moments I had
 flatluigi: grist is a real neat card
 asthanius: LOL
MrBibz: well
 powerflapjack: GODLIKE
 TetraRay:          
MrBibz: 
RoastedGravy: UHHHHH
 A_Dub888: well
 powerflapjack: Never didn't have it
 SirPlumpy: after all, why shouldn't i?
cobthegreat: Tamiyo bug
RoastedGravy: *twirls handlebar mustache*
MrBibz: e wit topdeck incoming
StreamTeam3000: we could topdeck force 
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: The way Wheeler can look at what's being tapped and know what they're doing is spooky
 kimmiekoneko: we *could* draw urza
 BrowneePoints: Knowing what's in the cube helps
RoastedGravy: @Thefluffiestguineapig That's why he's the premier lands player.
 couchboyj: Kingpin climbing a ladder?
 itsr67: oh no
 Paranundrox: no he's real good
n3ther: urza is busto
RoastedGravy: Urza is bonkers
frank_the_great: We're getting closer and closer to the podcast of Adam reacting to cards
 BrowneePoints: Mind's Desire
 AllTheWeasels: He needs to bring a big friend because otherwise he's a 4 mana creature that dies to bolt - oh wait
 MilkInBags: urza, greatest inventor, makes a 1/1
 anhakha: Urza is a dumb car in any format really.
 anhakha: *card
 Seth_Erickson: Urza's not winning wars with 1/1 thopters I'm afraid
 Paranundrox: double spin or wheel?
an_archist2: imagine if urza made an ornithopter
 m1gr3nA: technically urza makes 1/1... but it grows 
RoastedGravy: That wouldn't really change how busted the card is, I don't think.
 anhakha: Spin. That. Wheel!
RoastedGravy: Like, Urza's probably really bonkers because of that mana ability.
RoastedGravy: If he didn't have that mana ability, I don't think he'd be *as* wild.
 m1gr3nA: the real busted part of urza is that the mana ability is on urza himself, so stuff like null rod dont't do anything
w_umbus: wisdom of a magic boomer, mind of an arena zoomer
 Paranundrox: urza just runs away with free spells otherwise
n3ther: ooh you love and hate to see it
 MegaDosX: Loving Adam learning in real time how busted Urza is
 parrot6633: all planned
 powerflapjack: biggus walkus
 BrowneePoints: and that's lethal on board
 AllTheWeasels: and they sure can't kill the walker to live
 Austere_Squire: some of what they have is hoof, tho
 Paranundrox: presumably we just go face?
 MegaDosX: Uh oh, shreddies
 itsr67: a ledger, sir?
 powerflapjack: Idiot Bird, Esq.
RoastedGravy: Storm Crow, Esq.
 powerflapjack: LMAO
 flatluigi: fateseal is a hell of a vibe
 Austere_Squire: Fateseal, an ability that I think is printed on 2 cards, one of them a sliver
MrBibz:   
 powerflapjack: fateseal is like... one of the most toxic mechanics ever
 BrowneePoints: only with consent
 AllTheWeasels: Yeah we deserve that
 jwholla: great game
 couchboyj:   
midnightcurryjazz:  
 itsr67: bowmasters kills jace on response to his 0
 TetraRay:     
 couchboyj:   
RoastedGravy: Yeah, JtMS was a… was a card.
 asthanius: now YOU’RE the content
 accountmadeforants: This is some good-ass magic
w_umbus: 
 Seth_Erickson: You like our content huh, Fuck You!
 cronatos: i enjoy content.
 BrowneePoints: t2 shred into t3 shark is good
 Cptasparagus: https://clips.twitch.tv/FancyToughBisonJKanStyle-ACaoIqoj1Bf_J7WM
 Cptasparagus: hello highlights
 definenull: Qyoob!
n3ther: wheeler is piloting this deck well
 Thefluffiestguineapig: My guess is part of the reason Adam is so surprised by some of this is he has only heard legends of some of these cards
rabbitgta: This is why we have rhe patreon
 MegaDosX: Uh oh Wrenn and SIx
 TetraRay: WHAT!?
 Austere_Squire: they have such planeswalkers, tho
 Austere_Squire: what?
 MilkInBags: no point in taking damage from land that early
 MegaDosX: Do what your heart tells you
 flatluigi: you're in no rush for the painland
frozenphoenix7: Forest or Island is fine
 Slacker1977: Island is the correct one
 satyropodobny: don't think, FEEL
an_archist2: you were supposed to play the thundering falls
 Seth_Erickson: We're playing what the Seedshark next
KidAmn: man, Ledger Shredder is a fucked up card
 BrowneePoints: luckily both of your creatures are REAL good against Wrenn
multeyemeteor: WHAT DID YOU DO, ADAM!?!!!
 Austere_Squire: i mean, you apparently made a pretty sweet deck
wiigamer1995: only wheeler today driving adam insane with cube?
 RealGamerCow: I hope wheeler comes back and gives a lil john "what"
 anhakha: Climb back down the ladder Adam.
 MegaDosX: I didn't know Pete had his own land
 flatluigi: it's two man
 Seth_Erickson: Wrenn and Six is my favorite planeswalker card personally
 BrowneePoints: yea luckily BOTH of these creatures are good against Wrenn
 Slacker1977: Wrenn & 6 is messed up, but they just showed they have nothing to really profit
 MegaDosX: lmaoooooooooo
 couchboyj: 
 TetraRay: OKAY!!!
 BusTed: 
 couchboyj: 
 itsr67: yeah 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 saucemaster5000: Riding the luck dragon "YEAH!"
 jwholla: let’s go uncastable sheoldred
 TetraRay:   
 BrowneePoints: ever funnier
BOTGrant: Turns into Al Pacino
 BrowneePoints: turns into Ralph Ineson
agentblunnt: decks are unbelievable
 asthanius: the peanut butter baby turned 30 this week
 shurtal: I understand now! *smears nutella all over himself*
 saucemaster5000: HHO_AH
 matthaus_c: tha gatherin baby
 jwholla: does turtle combo with lava claw
itsaysTRUENO: gotta link them the stream in chat after you win XD
 as_ever_ellesandra: we're also dead if they have a red source yea
 Slacker1977: @jwholla with any manland, really
 FurthestChunk: You can't just drop Tha Gatherin references Ben
 as_ever_ellesandra: its a fire ball tm
 MitchTheQuaker: lava claw + turtle is just lethal lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @as_ever_ellesandra They have a R/B dual land
 as_ever_ellesandra: @Thefluffiestguineapig yeah thats the creature they need another red source
 flatluigi: !card lavaclaw reaches
  LRRbot: Lavaclaw Reaches | Land | Lavaclaw Reaches enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. / {1}{B}{R}: Until end of turn, Lavaclaw Reaches becomes a 2/2 black and red Elemental creature with "{X}: This creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn." It's still a land.
 BrowneePoints: wait...if they had tortoise and Lavaclaw
BOTGrant: He can't keep getting away with it
 BrowneePoints: why didn't they crop rot for a red source?
 MegaDosX: Opponent, you is predictable
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 as_ever_ellesandra: they crop rott'ed for a black source
 as_ever_ellesandra: so they are short both ways
 flatluigi: @BrowneePoints they also needed a black source
 as_ever_ellesandra: or were*
 BrowneePoints: oh yea you're right
 gamercat88: is this game 3?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @as_ever_ellesandra OH, thank you for explaining, I play kitchen table nonsense MtG so this is like watching Olympic level when I putter around
 BrowneePoints: my brain omitted the b cost from reaches
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 as_ever_ellesandra: @Thefluffiestguineapig all good friend
 MegaDosX: Off by one
 odddirective: it's always five cards deep
 as_ever_ellesandra: glad to help clarify whats going on with windows XP magic
 flatluigi: this is the *second* time you've spun tamiyo for 4 and drawn the card the next turn
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MegaDosX I didn't know Serge's math was always on 
 matthaus_c: Grist is one of the coolest cards to come out of Horizons
 BrowneePoints: he was a design mistake
 MegaDosX: Because, don't think about it
 asthanius: yes
 jwholla: Jace is better than all
 BrowneePoints: like WotC admitted
goombalax: are we teaching Adam another wacky archetype?
 Slacker1977: yeah
 as_ever_ellesandra: he was a nightmare for like a decade
 BrowneePoints: he was an experiment
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also have these cards been oracled?
 couchboyj: We do not borrow the mind, we sculpt it!
 BrowneePoints: caw blade was a fuckign problem
 odddirective: look up 'rhystic studies the boogeyman' for a short history
 MegaDosX: !card stoneforge mystic
  LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature — Kor Artificer [1/2] | When Stoneforge Mystic enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
 BrowneePoints: played Standard back in Caw Blade, it was MISERABLE
 asthanius: Stoneforge was banned unless you played the precon it came in, which rules
 avjamethyst: rip lin sivvi
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Those two are legendarily gross
 saucemaster5000: Clifford the big red dogshit draft
 itsr67: !card lavaclaw reaches
  LRRbot: Lavaclaw Reaches | Land | Lavaclaw Reaches enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}. / {1}{B}{R}: Until end of turn, Lavaclaw Reaches becomes a 2/2 black and red Elemental creature with "{X}: This creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn." It's still a land.
SnowBuddy18: 4 ability planeswalkers are just broken
w_umbus: it was the best of times, it was the blurst of times
 matthaus_c: Worldwake preview season was the most fun thing
 Earthenone: back then you could play jace to remove jace right?
  r10pez10: wait, vintage cube?
 BrowneePoints: The thing is Adam, Jace WASN'T super great outside of American Superfriends(Jace and Ajani Vengeant) when he was first printed, cuz Bloodbraid/Raging Ravine and blightning kept him in check. AFTER rotation? All bets were off. @LoadingReadyRun
 MegaDosX: Rats, they saw it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Earthenone Ugh, right, I forgot that used to be the rule
Spades_Slicc: @Earthenone Better, you could sideboard a cheap bad jace to do that
  r10pez10: lmao the game chat
 MitchTheQuaker: ewit tamio + for force of will
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @r10pez10 Vintage cube on the vintage way to play on stream!
BOTGrant: Cmon and slam
Tommadness: that is definitely a lot of meat coming their way
 as_ever_ellesandra: gotta respect the turt
RoastedGravy: Respect the Blostoise
 definenull: Jace is back on the escalator again
StreamTeam3000: we have
 MegaDosX: RIP
StreamTeam3000: force
 flatluigi: bep bep
StreamTeam3000: in the deck
w_umbus: RIP
 ghizmou: unreal
Rycore1: un-FORCE-tunate
n3ther: oohew
n3ther: aw
 MegaDosX: Sometimes you just get Hoofed
 BrowneePoints: Yep. Solid Midrange deck with a combo finish
garvizac000: @LoadingReadyRun hey ggs! that was me 
 BrowneePoints: our one weak spot is removal
n3ther: instant 
n3ther: 
garvizac000: wanted to do the turtle thing
wearehoshi: Ban him
 flatluigi: love the turtle
garvizac000: didnt let me
  r10pez10: sticks at work? hell yeah
goombalax: they had dillys on thursday
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 matthaus_c: oh pog dude
 garvizac000: @powerflapjack Thanks for the gift sub!
 RealGamerCow: Drumsticks are unbelievable
Tommadness: gonna have to lady and the tramp it
 as_ever_ellesandra: @garvizac000 I was hoping that wheeler would get hit with the infinite combo for not reading the card
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Relentless_Bread: you ever have sticks a at work man hell yeah
goombalax: if there's one I bet he gives it to you
 as_ever_ellesandra: yea this hand slaps
 SnackPak_: 
 Cephallope: 
  Juliamon: time for STICKS
 BusTed: 
 definenull: As a treat?
 TetraRay: Why not a little treat
 BusTed: aww
 shurtal: Everything's coming up Ape Boys
 Earthenone: lady in the tramp the singular bar
 KWardJenx: Let's go! Sticks are unbelievable!
 BusTed: 
 Aarek:   
 LurkerSpine:    
Tommadness: Dilly Bar with the Boys
 saucemaster5000: wait you are rewarding this draft behavior?
 Tweygoh: 
 Scarbble: 
 SeaDiegoFC: Dilly bars? At work dude?
 Shadowsoflife:  
 itsr67: 
 asthanius: let’s go sticks baby love the sticks
 wastetalent: so jealous right now
agentblunnt: you guys got chicken fingers?
 Slacker1977: is that ice cream?
 SnackPak_: now were real degens, got ice cream
MrBibz: 
 KWardJenx: Dillys for the donny. Nice
an_archist2: forf of fill and brainthorm
 TetraRay:    
 saucemaster5000: no cheetos or mountain ndew?
 accountmadeforants: I thought Dilly Bars were like 10,000 CAD each
renaissance_rat: are ya winnin son
 asthanius: “is your dad open?”
 HedgehogKnight: Dilly bars at work?
 BrowneePoints: So Wheeler, are you bringing Adam an extra Cowboy Hat for the OTJ Showcase?
 saucemaster5000: Is your mom double?
 BrowneePoints: cuz we all KNOW you're wearing one
 as_ever_ellesandra: dilly bars? at work dude? Hell yea
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 flatluigi: uh oh
 matthaus_c: we're getting hoofed again
MrBibz: hoof incomin
  r10pez10: gottem
 Scarbble: this is such a fantastic energy, i love it. just two buds hanging out eating dilly bars and playing magic
 Earthenone: !card nausea
  LRRbot: Nausea [1B] | Sorcery | All creatures get −1/−1 until end of turn.
 shurtal: Today's been a good day, huh boys?
 KWardJenx: @Scarbble Impeccable vibes.
 itsr67: GET A 5/5
 MegaDosX: RIP their plans
 itsr67: dayum
 BrowneePoints: NO is still a gross card
 Earthenone: free 5/5
 kimmiekoneko: so this is the day i find out what a "dilly bar" is
 definenull: And you get a 5/5 sheesh
 Earthenone: is it a dilly of a pickle?
 BrowneePoints: it's like a Kool-Aid pickle
 BrowneePoints: it's a pickle, but it's JUICY
 flatluigi: pre-conceding for minsc
 TetraRay: my heart skipped a beat
an_archist2: they're kind of in a high low pickle-low
Painfully_Dyslexic: there is a certain comedy of two grown men talking shit about magic while eating icecream
 BrowneePoints: It makes a 4/4 basically when it comes down
 BrowneePoints: and KEEPS making a 4/4
 MegaDosX: !card minsc and boo, timeless heroes
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 MilkInBags: it's just unfun good, adam
 asthanius: every. single. turn.
 MegaDosX: !card minsc & boo, timeless heroes
  LRRbot: Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes [2RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Minsc [3] | When Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may create Boo, a legendary 1/1 red Hamster creature token with trample and haste. / [+1]: Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature with trample or haste. / [−2]: Sacrifice a creature. When you do, Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes deals X damage to any target, where X is that creature's powe…
 MegaDosX: Goddamn ampersand
 ghizmou: It's back breaking lip biting
 BrowneePoints: Minsc gets to keep yeeting a 4/4 trampling Boo at you EVERY turn for the rest of the game
 accountmadeforants: Minsc and Boo has all the abilities that make a planeswalker playable, at once
MrBibz: what if questing beast kept coming back and drew 7 cards and dealt 18 to you
RoastedGravy: Force of Will pitching Timetwister
 matthaus_c: haste and trample
 MegaDosX: It's a 4/4 with haste that grows every turn
 itsr67: 
 MegaDosX: And trample
 circusofkirkus: wow two moxes
n3ther: 
 definenull: ??
 MegaDosX: And in a pinch you can just throw it at them for cards
midnightcurryjazz:   
 flatluigi: ???
 TetraRay: Winning
 matthaus_c: if your 4/4 with trample and haste gets removed, next upkeep you get Boo again and make a 4/4 with trample and haste. if it doesn't, it becomes a 7/7 with trample and haste
  r10pez10: we won the ramp race
 asthanius: dilly bars are for closers
n3ther: and endless cycle of self-satisfaction
 itsr67: op had 1 card and all dorks, so they were in a bad spot staring down Urza and Shark
wearehoshi: Would concede after seeing mox tbh
 BrowneePoints: yep. when he etbs or on upkeep you make a Boo, his plus makes boo a 4/4, and you can sac with his - to yeet boo and draw cards Adam
 BrowneePoints: literally pressure, body, AND draw on a walker
 matthaus_c: M&B is like Griselbrand but they pay
BOTGrant: "If you draft monored one more time, you are GROUNDED, mister."
 raulghoulia: 2 kewl doods
SnowBuddy18: UB zombies, of course
jellyfish0413: zombies *could* be a blue deck!
 powerflapjack: it's just a green splash, MOM
 accountmadeforants: "Son, did you pick a character without a meterless reversal again?"
 BrowneePoints: "Adam, why aren't you playing Mario"
 shurtal: Is your mom Sanford Kelly?
 asthanius: “So, Jamie, huh?”
 AllTheWeasels: 
 itsr67: puts quarters in the vampire savior machine
 MilkInBags: "maybe pick the meta"
BOTGrant: Mom is like "pick a top tier"
 definenull: "Saw you streaming cube yesterday... I have notes"
 itsr67: picks anakaris
 accountmadeforants: Hey, I also played Ganondorf. The "Gaaaanooondoooorf" chant sustained me
 flatluigi: 'is my son playing pichu'
 saucemaster5000: "you aren't getting allowance if you are spendng it on the mummy"
Tommadness: "Life's too short to play low-tiers, honey"
 BrowneePoints: Look I main Incineroar and Duck Hunt
 BrowneePoints: I will til I DIE
the_long_rain: your mom is a Fox player?
RoastedGravy: Mom version of "git gud"
n3ther: Wheeles has a lot of good ideas
 matthaus_c: sticks are unnnbelieeevable
Tommadness: saturday night draft and dilly bars
 BrowneePoints: Well first he made a Queen
 BrowneePoints: and then he gave her Dairy
 definenull: Sugar rush and crash inc
 BrowneePoints: wait, no, i didn't think
 shurtal: Wheeler's Best Ideas: 1. Getting Dilly Bars. 2. Telling his husband he's gay
BOTGrant: Soooo they definitely "self-medicated" before going live, yeah?
h3rsh3yb4r: is a dilly bar similar to a klondike bar?
RoastedGravy: How dare
 BrowneePoints: Nope. This is these two Sober
 flatluigi: @BOTGrant people can be goofy without being high
 matthaus_c: humanity got rewarded for milking God
RoastedGravy: To compare dilly bars to Klondike bars.
renaissance_rat: the holy ghoat
  Juliamon: BOTGrant Nah, Adam did once and it didn't go well, he wouldn't do it again
 BrowneePoints: BOTGrant this is what happens when you get two jokesters with ADHD in the same room at once
midnightcurryjazz: According to the restaurant's website, an employee trainer put a dollop of ice cream on a piece of cardboard, stuck a stick in it and said, “Ain't that a Dilly!” A year later, the new treat expanded nationwide
 terribleplan: The GOAT: God Over All Things
 jwholla: this mana base is a work of art
 matthaus_c: not even ibuprofen for your back?
 accountmadeforants: Girls just wanna have fun
 asthanius: people talking about jesus “is God Jr. the new Rizz King?”
 TetraRay: They were born different
  r10pez10: hi adam
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TetraRay duilt bifferent
 SnackPak_: sounds like an episode of Friday Nights
  r10pez10: oh, high
Simbionis: puff puff pick
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also high people are not very funny
 saucemaster5000: I hit diamond with manon, and am officially free
BOTGrant: Sorry, I just see grown men giggling and eating dilly bars, I draw a certain set of conclusions. Something I need to work on.
 matthaus_c: ze goth triome
 BrowneePoints: We can't all be SonicFox and play Comp games while we're Poodling in a Fursuit
 asthanius: they’re funny to themselves
n3ther: ya what, they def can be
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 as_ever_ellesandra: yeah turns out, not much is different
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  Juliamon: you can't be funny high if you aren't funny to begin with
 LurkerSpine: Congrats @saucemaster5000 !
renaissance_rat: let men be a lil silly sometimes
n3ther: anxiety be gone
SnowBuddy18: amen to that
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  r10pez10: unless you're my housemate, then you cough for 20 minutes
 asthanius: big nappies
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dude I wish
n3ther: oooh
rogerjmexico: prime dudes rock hours
BOTGrant: Here comes the boiiiiii
 MilkInBags: they're just gonna kill it 
 asthanius: they’d never kill it
 asthanius: that’s so rude
 powerflapjack: There gooooooooes my heeeeeero
Chartle: snap force with tamiyo 
  r10pez10: lmao
 Slacker1977: Tireless Tracker
 Earthenone: aww no incubussy this game
 matthaus_c: they time walked themselves
 MilkInBags: ok, where's the shark then
RoastedGravy: I mean, you could Snapcast Force of Will pitching Tamiyo.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also @saucemaster5000 congratulations, sorry my impulse is to just goof and I forgot to acknowledge in writing that's a huge achievement (genuinely)
 BrowneePoints: God I still remember that Tourney SonicFox was playin in their Fursuit and then someone trashed talked and they took off the Suit Head and the Booth went "oh crap SF took off the training Weights"
 asthanius: @milkinbags none of your business
RoastedGravy: Just for absolutely negative value.
jet_almighty: I had to do a group project with a group that got high... The ability to coordinate or to not want to do a funny thing was diminished.
 grifffurn: And that's because it is
RoastedGravy: Honestly, the one dream I have.
 asthanius: @roastedgravy can’t do that with snap
 FurthestChunk: Shark's not dead it's just farming
 MegaDosX: Yeah
n3ther: right on time
 definenull: There's that word again... Each
RoastedGravy: Is to pitch one of the Power Nine with Force of Will.
an_archist2: just what we needed
 gualdhar: !next
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RoastedGravy: Just to send a message.
 matthaus_c: has anyone cosplayed this guy
h3rsh3yb4r: 
 MegaDosX: @matthaus_c Probably
 Luminaire_p: Good old Connor Counterspell
 grifffurn: This court of garenbrig is gonna run away with the game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @FurthestChunk one of my favorite TTC bits was imagining the idea of tromocraisis suddenly farming
 shurtal: did you have fun with your little duel?
 BrowneePoints: I like Masques Counterspell
 BrowneePoints: EYYY
Chartle: i love the strixhaven special one
 BrowneePoints: SAME THOUGHT WHEELER!
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solemn_storm: based based based
h3rsh3yb4r: 
solemn_storm: lmao
 MegaDosX: https://cards.scryfall.io/large/front/7/b/7bd03c80-7812-4704-9e07-9cf73b49c01f.jpg?1562381815
 Scarbble: thx mods 
 matthaus_c: isn't the MMQ one by Gao Yan
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   Mods
 matthaus_c: DiTerlizzi is the Brainstorm guy
 MegaDosX: I like this one for the flavour text: https://cards.scryfall.io/large/front/7/e/7e47212d-399e-4121-92d4-9fb0d85767cb.jpg?1690002060
 Earthenone: Boba Deez nuts?
 BrowneePoints: BOBA fett? BOBA Fett!?
RoastedGravy: BOBA DEEZ NUTS
 definenull: Ded bts
n3ther: KKomrade
 Paranundrox: gg go next
 BITs19_: that's also card #69 in the set 
 Shadowsoflife: nice
  r10pez10: turn 5 do nothing baybee
 RealGamerCow: Waaaaow
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome to the team commrade for the glory of LRRMTG
RoastedGravy: What, you think people draft Vintage Cube to make GOOD decks? 
 MegaDosX: lmaoooo
 BrowneePoints: THE Forced our Counterspell! Get the Paprikash and the Borscht!
n3ther: perfect hand
 accountmadeforants: This is good Counterspell art and flavour text: https://cards.scryfall.io/large/front/d/a/dacdd380-71cf-4832-bd02-3697501325f3.jpg?1562056885
 Earthenone: every draft pod was ruined by content creators, so average deck power goes down 
 TimIAm: I kind want both Bens with Adam on the next baby games stream now
an_archist2: but what if you hangerbacked on one
 TimIAm: *kinda
 matthaus_c: surveil land on 1 feels like playing an untapped land and cantripping
 matthaus_c: so goated
mattyraft44: can you guys do the next road quest, please?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Shark, Immmma shark SUCK MY DICK I'm a shark!!!!
n3ther: LOL
 BrowneePoints: and then we're gonna get Rollerblading Rink Nachos!
 BrowneePoints: Right? RIGHT!?
n3ther: the fairy
 MegaDosX: Grim.
 MegaDosX: Gross. Anyway, Sheoldred?
 BrowneePoints: Remember Skating Rinks chat?
an_archist2: but what if they're feinting not having the swords
solemn_storm: swords but you don't gain any life, op
  r10pez10: wow
 jacqui_lantern234: hehehe "tear ass under" -comical fart noise-
 MegaDosX: That's gross
n3ther: maybe sided stuff in?
an_archist2: what if they sided into a completely different deck
 BrowneePoints: op
solemn_storm: god i love flickerwisp
 BrowneePoints: stop having answers
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 asthanius: lantern only hits the opponent’s yard unfortunately
 MegaDosX: God I hate that Teferi
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  r10pez10: !card soul guide lantern
  LRRbot: Soul-Guide Lantern [1] | Artifact | When Soul-Guide Lantern enters the battlefield, exile target card from a graveyard. / {T}, Sacrifice Soul-Guide Lantern: Exile each opponent's graveyard. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Soul-Guide Lantern: Draw a card.
 matthaus_c: if you were in an enchanted forest, and came across someone's memories in a jar
 matthaus_c: opponent's packing all heat no filler
RoastedGravy: Solja Boy?
 MegaDosX: Opponent's on some shit here
 thaigeprime: whats up lads how goes the cube
 MegaDosX: Worth noting that Jailer going away doesn't get your Shark back
wearehoshi: Now I know who picked the goyf
A1_Saucy: if you don't get the Monarchy back, that wedding between cousins will be a lot more awkward
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 matthaus_c: @wearehoshi it's always pascal maynard
 MegaDosX: Conspiracy
 BrowneePoints: Palace Jailer was Seezy Deezy before Seezy Deezy
  r10pez10: multiplayer designed
 Earthenone: conspiricy verb the noun
 BrowneePoints: yep
 MegaDosX: Ever so slightly yeah
 MilkInBags: 
  r10pez10: always awkward for one on ones yeah
 BrowneePoints: Palace Jailer is the card that SHOWED why Monarch sucks for 1v1
 matthaus_c: I like emblem minigame play patterns
 gualdhar: "number of times Commander screwed up Legacy": infinity
 Earthenone: its like true name nemisis
 matthaus_c: makes you play to the board so much more
solemn_storm: the only reason people dislike initiative more is because there aren't as many playable monarch cards
 HedgehogKnight: Neither to WotC lol
 matthaus_c: has Adam seen Jeskai Aragorn
A1_Saucy: what if Howling Mine wasn't symmetrical?
 MegaDosX: @matthaus_c Probably not; I don't think he was in the LOTR EDSC
 thraximore: Had to leave to eat dinner. How's our record so far?
  r10pez10: one and one
solemn_storm: this is a sick play though
 thraximore: sounds about right 
solemn_storm: shark shark shark
 accountmadeforants: I'm willing to sacrifice legacy formats for more Conspiracy sets, tbh. Conspiracy's awesome.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @solemn_storm Subtitle of so many of these single turns
 MegaDosX: Yep
 MegaDosX: That could have gone worse
 matthaus_c: jesus christ their deck is STACKED
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 ghizmou: unless they have untapped lands
jet_almighty: Is Adam the most recently inclined to Magic, aside from Jacob?
 flatluigi: yeah, memory jar is big if they're tapped out
 BrowneePoints: Nah. Adam has been playing Magic about as long as the rest of the main LRR crew
 flatluigi: @jet_almighty adam's played magic for a long time, he just plays limited
 jwholla: everything is coming up wheelhouse
 guacxmole: Probably Matt @jet_almighty
 MegaDosX: @jet_almighty Adam's been playing for a while, he just hasn't played in this sort of environment with all the really busted stuff
 matthaus_c: this is the kind of gameplay I love with these minigame mechanics
 MegaDosX: @matthaus_c Yeah, but you're a monster 
 BrowneePoints: Griffiths or Cori i think. and even then Cori's KINDA played for like 8 years
 Shadowsoflife: @jet_almighty maybe cori
 matthaus_c: @MegaDosX but it's a comeback story!
 MegaDosX: Oh shit
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MegaDosX Also didn't play much on LRR until recently
 MilkInBags: yes
 BrowneePoints: that's what cube is
 MilkInBags: vintage cube is so much fun
 BrowneePoints: Draft but all the cards are bangers
 MegaDosX: It's limited but all of your cards can be amazing
 matthaus_c: he's hooked
 definenull: He's seeing the light!
 matthaus_c: he's so hooked
 accountmadeforants: What if we had good cards instead of bad cards
 accountmadeforants: Wild
 MegaDosX: Deck is cooking
 Lordofironstorm: On the other hand, I prefer when some bad cards exist so you can just beat someone to death with a vanilla 5/4
 satyropodobny: anoyher vintage cube convert for the books
 BrowneePoints: part of that is practice with the cube
 beowuuf: @accountmadeforants 
 BrowneePoints: you play the cube enough you learn the haymakers/enders
 BrowneePoints: Seedshark is an incredible card
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @satyropodobny I'm not sure, I think Adam would probably need an advisor/copilot for a long time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Thefluffiestguineapig Unless there's a jv vintage cube cue
 BrowneePoints: yep. another reason she was a banger in standard
 BrowneePoints: Imagine being a Combo deck immune to thoughtseize adam
 accountmadeforants: Tamiyo, Haver Of Really Good Passives
 BrowneePoints: that was what Tamiyo enabled
jet_almighty: This is likely the highest power level of cube. I've been pondering about an antithesis cube where it's all defenders, hardly castable cards and you have the jankiest win cons.
 matthaus_c: Tamiyo just gave Nexus of Fate so much gas
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that the most recent Tamiyo? Or from the new Kamigawa?
 asthanius: didn’t they exile sheoldred? what that a different game?
 BrowneePoints: nope that was this game
 BrowneePoints: War of the Spark @Thefluffiestguineapig
 asthanius: okay yeah so we can’t get sheoldred
 definenull: Op I showed you my egg plz concede
jet_almighty: And maybe a bunch of One with Nothings
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints Ah, thank you!
 KWardJenx: Yes you are, thank you
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @definenull You want us not to go for the E G G
 anhakha: This one Wheeler drafts, silently, ignoring Adam.
kyp_dorrun: exile there graveyard then timetwister sounds funny
 anhakha: Then Adam builds.
 shurtal: "would you like more dopamine?" "yeah"
  r10pez10: do we get a treasure chest
 BrowneePoints: The FUNNIEST thing is when she was spoiled folks judged her REAL wrong. Like, one of the worst Walker misjudings in a WHILE
 anhakha: With no input.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @kyp_dorrun That sounds like a song the level of convoluted of "I'm my own grandpa"
Jundinator: Hello Lrr
Jundinator: Did we vintage cube
theamc2000: no spin winning?
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 matthaus_c: we can exile their yard and Twister
 Desdae: I mean, cant we exile their GY regrow Jar and mill them with that?
Jundinator: Spin that Urza round and Round. Where it stops nobody knows
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @anhakha I feel like one player drafting, one builds and names it, another plays it sounds like either a fun LRL segment or fun to watch Beejlander BS
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints Wait, people thought Tamiyo was going to be bad????
Nitroks: memory jar for the draw
 BrowneePoints: Yea. They thought she "Didn't do anything" cuz we hadn't had a midrange toolbox walker in quite some time @Thefluffiestguineapig
 matthaus_c: @Thefluffiestguineapig reddit and twitter only have bad takes during preview season
Alex_Frostfire: @Thefluffiestguineapig People are really bad at judging cards, it seems.
 Scarbble: just during preview season?
 jacqui_lantern234: @Thefluffiestguineapig (albeit few) people still think shes bad
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 BrowneePoints: it wasn't just reddit and twitter. In general Tamiyo was REALLY looked over
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Jundinator I don't know enough about either square dancing or in depth vintage stuff to make a dance caller/carnival barker joke
Chartle: but it makes an 8/8
 flatluigi: it's a lot better when your deck isn't 40 cards
 accountmadeforants: @BrowneePoints In fairness, people had gotten burned real often by walkers with cool abilities but no way to defend themselves.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jacqui_lantern234 Are those the same people who think a play must be unfair if it works against them and "just a demonstration of skills" when they do it?
Ratosai: At the end of the day, still a blue card in vintage 
 MegaDosX: You can also Snap Counter something
 BrowneePoints: @accountmadeforants Bingo. That was the crux of it. (they forgot Grazer existed)
 MegaDosX: It gives them a loss
  r10pez10: maybe they 'sided it out
midnightcurryjazz:   
 MilkInBags: 
  r10pez10: lmao
 definenull: ggs ggs ggs
 flatluigi: 🎉
 jacqui_lantern234: @Thefluffiestguineapig probably  that Tamiyo proved many people (myself included) wrong
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @accountmadeforants Honestly that's a good point, the issue of walkers taking time to spool up to get any value without a built in defense was an unfortunate design phase for midrange walkers
 Cephallope: 
noisyblizzard: 
 powerflapjack: lmao
 asthanius: the power of high low piccolo
ライシェン:   
 MilkInBags: adam i hope you like vintage cube, it's such a great format
 Beleqwaya: Adam - perfect drafter
 thraximore: the skittles are too mighty
 accountmadeforants: @BrowneePoints Grazer was the same set
 satyropodobny:   
 NotCainNorAbel:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 MegaDosX: So is Wheeler going to draft now and show Adam how it's done?
 jacqui_lantern234: back?! yall never left, kings
 parrot6633: well if it isn't minsc
 MilkInBags: I wish Wheeler now drafts and goes 0-3 
 Marvoleath: 2-1 pays for the draft
 definenull:  taro!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh no! The dilly bars have expanded their brains exponentially!
 Cephallope: Going Ham?
 KWardJenx: Nice!
 powerflapjack: well well well if it isn't the hamster brothers
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !card minsk and Boo
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 MilkInBags: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I am positive I spelled it wrong
 matthaus_c: Griselbrand, but they pay.
 definenull: there's one more line adam
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh boy
 matthaus_c: !card timeless heroes
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes; A-Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes
 MegaDosX: It's an unreasonable card
 BrowneePoints: Pressure, body, AND card draw
 itsr67: and get the 1/1 back
 guacxmole: don’t forget that last line
 KWardJenx: Bowmaster will probably wheel. You'll have your cake
thewafflesareburning: and it can be your commander!
 northos: they weren't
 flatluigi: and it can be your commander!
 parrot6633: minsc to 1 point when
 flatluigi: qb....
 MegaDosX: The five mana rebalance is strong but not busted
 matthaus_c: in fact they Did make it a 5 mana card in Alchemy
 tehfewl: QB
 MegaDosX: Four mana is utterly busted
 BrowneePoints: They were Thinking, that Minsc is the best BG character ever so they went ham
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And this is from the Baldur's Gate set, right? This is recent
 Slacker1977: it's on Arena, but they rebalanced it on release to be 3RG 
 MilkInBags: leovold gg
 BrowneePoints: but uh...they went too ham
 JuneBlue58: They weren't thinking, they were designing nostalgia bait for for Commander players
 shurtal: only thing better than Minsc and Boo on turn 4 is Minsc and Boo on turn 3
  Juliamon: they had to go ham(ster)
 Austere_Squire: Minsc and Boo in my Ziatora Power/Fling deck is real fun
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints They went Terry Jeffords in a ham mood levels of ham. It's too much ham
Ratosai: Turn 2 M&B
 powerflapjack: @JuneBlue58 they were going for the 360 noscope on BG players, and lemme tell ya, as a baldur's gate player, one shot one kill
 Desdae: Thoughts on QB here?
 definenull: qb is not wheeling
 BrowneePoints: WoE commander ye
offbeatwitch: yo it's scooze
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Obligatory pun boo but also that's a great line
 MilkInBags: they have a cave troll!
 flatluigi: there's roflcopter
 MegaDosX: Wilds of Eldraine Commander had five Court cards, one for each colour, and they all do monarch things
 jacqui_lantern234: take rofellos 
 tehfewl: scooze
 MegaDosX: When in doubt, Jund 'em out
 tru_boredom: But what if jund?
 BrowneePoints: Vengevine my beloved
 flatluigi: vengevine....
warkr0: othari so good
 matthaus_c: fetches > duals > triomes iirc?
 ghizmou: othari never wheels
warkr0: no way othari wheels
 MegaDosX: Otharri is kinda wild
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Are we going to do the thing? Are we going to do one of the first LRR MtG memes?
 MegaDosX: It's Assemble the Legion on a body
 definenull: emmy would be really funny
 BITs19_: !card otharri
  LRRbot: Otharri, Suns' Glory [3RW] | Legendary Creature — Phoenix [3/3] | Flying, lifelink, haste / Whenever Otharri, Suns' Glory attacks, you get an experience counter. Then create a 2/2 red Rebel creature token that's tapped and attacking for each experience counter you have. / {2}{R}{W}, Tap an untapped Rebel you control: Return Otharri from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
 tehfewl: bones
 matthaus_c: bcg is alright. 2 mana for shock can be a lot
Chartle: coulda had 2 emrakuls
 matthaus_c: I don't hate reflexes
 powerflapjack: @Chartle they call them ol' johnny 2mrakuls
 guacxmole: Reflexes?
 MegaDosX: That seems funny with Proliferate
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @matthaus_c Now I've seen how fast one of these games can go to "well we just lose" that's very true
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "This board was meant for me"
 flatluigi: wanda...
 Slacker1977: Parallax Wave was in Standard together with Replenish... those games were comlicated .p
 matthaus_c: Spencer Kanaka's Soul Cauldron
 BrowneePoints: it kills them
 itsr67: splashing minsc is like splashing a tactical nuke
 ghizmou: it s good at every point of the game
 MegaDosX: Card legit sees play in Legacy and Vintage doesn't it?
 matthaus_c: Gladiator was ruined for a while because eveveryone was splashing MBoo
 MilkInBags: let's say they manage Minsc on the spot, you still have a 4/4 haste trample
 BrowneePoints: if they get more than one turn with Minsc you usually just lose
 JuneBlue58: Parallax Wave, Parallax Tide, and Replenish all see play in Premodern.
 matthaus_c: @MegaDosX it does. 1 of or 2 of
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Slacker1977 Many judges added migraine meds preventatively on FNM days
shikileaks: @MilkInBags if they have a removal spell don't they kill it while the ETB trigger is on the stack
 matthaus_c: PEnding is so damn good
 as_ever_ellesandra: while it was legal in gladiator it was worth splashing in mono red and this is when our mana was awful
shikileaks: thus making boo a 1/1 haste trample
 MegaDosX: It's Leyline Binding but an instant, kind of
 itsr67: prismatic ending can also never be taxed really
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Slacker1977 Also more or less complicated than the EDSC for Dr. Who they played as a Planechase game
 definenull: b r u h
 definenull: only 1 mana?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @itsr67 So taxed is the opponent forcing you to pay for your card? Or have I misunderstood
 definenull: oo they got clue cards in the cube?
 powerflapjack: ohoho the funny rakdos lad is here too
 parrot6633: I can recite all of fable from memory at this point
 circusofkirkus: this tells the story of killing your opponent
 matthaus_c: @Thefluffiestguineapig forcing you to pay more. like Thalia, Guardian of Thraben or Thorn of Amethyst
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @definenull We've seen some Conspiracy in these previous games
 parrot6633: it's burned into my brain
 itsr67: @Thefluffiestguineapig Taxed is adding additional casts to the card, since the card itself doesnt care about its own cost that much, just the colors
shikileaks: @Thefluffiestguineapig !card thorn of amethyst
 MilkInBags: @shikileaks you're right
 flatluigi: fable has been in every winning pro tour deck since the card came out iirc
 Austere_Squire: why not 2 cards
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @matthaus_c Ah, makes sense, also gross but that makes more sense
midnightcurryjazz: veesta
 MilkInBags: disaster
 Austere_Squire: ah
jellyfish0413: oops
 AllTheWeasels: oof
n3ther: it's the end of Wheeler's world
 ghizmou: gotta play it now
 matthaus_c: blame james
 MegaDosX: Adam how could you
 MilkInBags: !card master of death
  LRRbot: Master of Death [1UB] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [3/1] | When Master of Death enters the battlefield, surveil 2. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if Master of Death is in your graveyard, you may pay 1 life. If you do, return it to your hand.
jellyfish0413: #blamejames
 MurphEP: I blame Magic Online
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @itsr67 So cards that require life every turn would tax you?
 itsr67: Uh its more like purely adding costs to effects
 matthaus_c: p1p1 Firebolt
 itsr67: that's kinda "taxing" as it's commonly termed
 MilkInBags: unfortunate timing to see wrenn and six
 Austere_Squire: oh, it's the Naya triome
 ghizmou: it s so old, how good can it be
 AttackCowboy: Get home from games to be dog pillow and watch cube!
 MilkInBags: i mean, you dont start a vintage cube to play bolt, but it's honest work
 tehfewl: lightning bolt is veggies
superdude097: Are we in a pod full of Commander players 
SnowBuddy18: @Austere_Squire the nayome, if you will
 VrolikSyndrome: Love Bolt. Love Red. Simple as.
 Austere_Squire: the nerve of lightning bolt, doing 3 damage for ONE MANA
interiorexplosion: Which is better? A boring win or a cool loss?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Boring but effective
 BrowneePoints: it's not stylish but you don't need style when a layup works
SnowBuddy18: I mean, they're in a playoff spot, and that's better than half the league
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints Yeah, this is just a normal game not the Slamdunk finals
 MilkInBags: it's wild that a third of these cards are like, 3 years old, and they make the cut in the vintage cube
Hadouken_lol_catz: no warder for the infinite?
goombalax: I'm from the leafs area and nobody respects them here either
 powerflapjack: yeah we do we have that master of death!
 RealGamerCow: Hey, the Leafs won a playoff series last year.
matthix590: spyro < seezy peezy
 definenull: impressed by the restraint at not taking kiki jiki
 BrowneePoints: wait, they put INTERPRETER in this!?
 matthaus_c: @BrowneePoints yeah card's gas
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 kais58: Surprise LRRMtG? I enjoy this kind of stream because I also like to learn how to cube, heading of to the VOD to catch up! glhf
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 Austere_Squire: ah, she didn't come around; she'd've been in Carnisaur's pack, i think
 MurphEP: I'm the Wrenn & Six pack
 matthaus_c: nabbing W6 on the wheel is massive skill tbh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints We have seen some cards that are so gross Adam didn't know what they did because he never saw them
 Diabore: snap garden
 definenull: temple garden prob?
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 flatluigi: death-greeter's champion is also one of the cards with a canonically trans person in the art
 BrowneePoints: @Thefluffiestguineapig yea but Interpreter is from the Clue game that came out like 2 weeks ago lol
 matthaus_c: snek
 Diabore: yavimaya
 Diabore: its basically urborg
 jacqui_lantern234: tony the taiga
 BrowneePoints: only on the art that had a weiner on it
wearehoshi: Easy pick goyf
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints Wait, for real? I haven't gotten to watch what they did on the channel for it
imtotallyhuge: whos winning?
 Quarthian: Scarlet is great
 matthaus_c: board. wide. falter.
 BrowneePoints: nope. from the Clue box lol
 matthaus_c: Clue is basically Commander
 BrowneePoints: just like Interpreter
 Sorator13: "We could take Taiga and wheel Samwise" is a sentence that really threw me for a loop; still not used to LotR being in Magic
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @matthaus_c We can rebuild it! Wider, fatter, deeper!
 Austere_Squire: Clue, but she definitely goes in Commander decks
n3ther: 
superdude097: One of the Clue cards that you can't actually play in the Clue game
 BrowneePoints: Fortunate Doesn't Scarlet the Boobs!
 Sorator13: 
 flatluigi: you're not allowed to have a stroke on twitch
n3ther: EEEyyy
 VrolikSyndrome: Ayyyyy
offbeatwitch: EYYYYYY
h3rsh3yb4r: Scarlet Crusade
 Cephallope: Got there!
 VrolikSyndrome: Bada bing, baby!
 MurphEP: WoooOOOOoooh
noisyblizzard: 
interiorexplosion: Love a good pair of gazongas
 shurtal: Donhokereroocougars
 definenull: led?
drcthulu: she calls them shock and awe
 Austere_Squire: you don't wanna hard cast baby?
h3rsh3yb4r:   GAZONGAS 
Alex_Frostfire: Remand.
 RealGamerCow: Is she one a them waifus?
 MegaDosX: "What's Reprieve" he says 
 Slacker1977: Remand YEP
 Austere_Squire: it's the blue card in white, yes
 BrowneePoints: For Chat, Miss Fortune is a Pirate Hunter with J cups, no Bra in a Poet Shirt. Wheeler and Adam were making fun of her for a reason
 matthaus_c: I need more Blue cards to be White
 as_ever_ellesandra: don't worry Adam, its even better than the blue version
 MegaDosX: Notably, Reprieve doesn't actually counter, so it gets around "can't be countered"
 BrowneePoints: Whoever did her art design was REAL horny
 as_ever_ellesandra: because it counters uncounterable spells
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And that's Wheeler saying that
 matthaus_c: because it gets around Can't be countered
 as_ever_ellesandra: "better"
gibbousm: the Blue Version Counters the White one bounces
drcthulu: it gets around can't be countered
 asthanius: I mean this in the best way possible: Adam seeing new cards is like showing your smartphone to a medieval child
Wormsbane: has the downside of being white
 Paranundrox: nothing fancy about it
 BrowneePoints: Also like the best Invitational Card! (not really but it's my fave)
 Paranundrox: just beat downs
 definenull: this deck is more proactive than the previous
 Austere_Squire: the last deck you played, that did pretty well
 BrowneePoints: i forgot whose Invitational Card it was
an_archist2: this is the kind of deck that the last deck would've hated
 rosesmcgee: This is an honest kill people deck. Plus Fury
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/AdventurousRoughOkapiTBCheesePull-p8QsbEm0XNJD-2bZ
 Ard_Rhys: Blue is still good but other colours got a lot better
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @rosesmcgee An honest clock them over the head deck
frank_the_great: I'm bad at mtg
 BrowneePoints: white has LONG been the best support color
 matthaus_c: Blue has had a strangle hold on some of the best mechanics for such a large slice of the game's history
 Austere_Squire: i never got that? as a person who plays commander? because white has all the exile
 BrowneePoints: the past 4 years or so moved it up into a Starring Role
frank_the_great: "white is like playing a black
frank_the_great: card
 flatluigi: white's main issue was that it didn't have card draw which means it could fall very behind in commander
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 hivefleetdarknell: Wheeler teaching Adam magic is my new favorite content.
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 BrowneePoints: Yep. Blue has just shifted style/focus
 matthaus_c: Mystical Tutor for Forth Eorlingas
Tommadness: Jeskai Green moment
superdude097: Before it was banned, I splashed M&B in UW Control in Gladiator (please don't ask how well it went)
 matthaus_c: Tarmogoyf in Next Level Blue
 drrek0: Wasn't the old joke that tarmagoyf was a blue creature?
 MegaDosX: !card forth eorlingas
  LRRbot: Forth Eorlingas! [XRW] | Sorcery | Create X 2/2 red Human Knight creature tokens with trample and haste. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to one or more players this turn, you become the monarch.
 BrowneePoints: kills people
Alex_Frostfire: There was a mono-W aggro deck back when OG Ixalan was in Standard. Adanto Vanguard was pretty good.
 BrowneePoints: it just kills people dead
 BrowneePoints: Scars
 BrowneePoints: it was a big player in standard and early modern
 Austere_Squire: it only has like, one key word and 2 lines of text
 Slacker1977: it was nuts in limited, ok in constructed
goombalax: Hero of bladehold was my first mythic
 30teracyte: Scars was my first set
Wormsbane: wave em goodbye
StreamTeam3000: i like hero of bladehold with mana vault
StreamTeam3000: i am not sure if this is a vault deck?
 BrowneePoints: Hero of Bladehold was real good in standard right before the rise of Cawblade @Slacker1977
 parrot6633: yeah this deck is cracked
 BrowneePoints: and in early Modern after the first round of bans I think
n3ther: extra comfy Adam
 VrolikSyndrome: Oh I shrimp. BIG shrimpin' energy over here.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This pile of cards is deeply messed up
goombalax: "We have posture at home"
silenceaux: It might be a matter of chair support
 Kaaannaaa: it could really use a mox or forth but yeah aint bad
 satyropodobny: cracked? with no moxes?
 BrowneePoints: It's okay Adam, the new Vintage hotness is the Giant Sloth from the Fallout decks. No i'm not joking
 Austere_Squire: it'll have good match-ups and bad match-ups, as ya do
 Sorator13: You disrupt the combo decks by killing them first
 parrot6633: ancient tomb
jarikosik___: ranger captain is good against combo
n3ther: better mana and fast mana always a plus
StreamTeam3000: we do play hexdrinker?
 Ard_Rhys: Ranger captain can muck some combos
jarikosik___: oh yeah no hexdrinker?
n3ther: yep you got it Adam
 BrowneePoints: picka little talk a little cheep cheep cheep talk a lot pick a little more?
 Slacker1977: Hexdrinker is in, chat
n3ther: suddenly I see two Adams
n3ther: Jace
 Kaaannaaa: land recursion without strip/waste or whats her face are tough
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I learned what Stripmine is when Serge was on TTC a billion years ago and helping give an intro into CanLander
 matthaus_c: !card stellar pup
  LRRbot: Comet, Stellar Pup [2RW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Comet [5] | [0]: Roll a six-sided die. / 1 or 2 — [+2], then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn. / 3 — [−1], then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand. / 4 or 5 — Comet, Stellar Pup deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then [−2]. / 6 — [+1], and you may activate Comet, Stellar Pup…
 BrowneePoints: from Unfinity
Wormsbane: the qb
 MegaDosX: Nice job matthaus 
 guacxmole: Oh my sweet summer child
 MegaDosX: LRRbot gave up halfway through
 Austere_Squire: oh, comet; i put comet in my rin and seri deck... mostly just because dog
toady0s: mengucci on the stream today
Tommadness: honestly the card is gonna be more readable than the chat here
  Juliamon: Comet is a Good Boy
Wormsbane: it's a fake card
 JuneBlue58: It's a silver bordered card that's legal in Legacy for some reason.
 matthaus_c: @MegaDosX that's MY BOY
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Comet is one of the best boys
n3ther: why is every ability busted
 matthaus_c: @n3ther because he's a great boy who deserves treats
n3ther: he is such a good boy
 matthaus_c: he doesn't even target
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah when they embraced the squirrel tech
 Desdae: Deal damage then -2
 MegaDosX: And the cherry on top is you can only respond /before/ the roll
 MegaDosX: Unfinity
 Desdae: You remove counters after damage
 BrowneePoints: Unfinity!
 parrot6633: I love that thrun just randomly dies to comet
 matthaus_c: he also doesn't give you priority between Rolling and Damage
 Diabore: yeah unfinity, blame graham
 MegaDosX: Oh I wonder
 thraximore: unf...ucking believable
 flatluigi: the thing with comet is that every mode of his is good
 parrot6633: comet to 1 point when
 MegaDosX: So yeah, Comet is utterly unreasonable
 BrowneePoints: That card wanna makes me play a LOT more magic
n3ther: whoever designed that also designed Oko
Dezufnocosem: snek steppied
 Paranundrox: you can 20 someone the turn it comes down
 Slacker1977: there's no space for flavour text 
 matthaus_c: @BrowneePoints I thought you hated Jeskai!
 BrowneePoints: Who said I'm playing it in Jeskai
 JuneBlue58: I don't play those formats on purpose.
 matthaus_c: @BrowneePoints oh I'm playing it in Jeskai 
 powerflapjack: i can carry you! (drops hexdrinker because prot everything)
 SeaDiegoFC: Ohhh Mr. Hexdrinker
 KWardJenx: Now THAT is a trilogy I'd pay to see.
 NotCainNorAbel: I just never realised John Wayne walked that way.
 ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: finally, LotR would be good
 ShaneLeeAtk: !storm
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 satyropodobny: Smeagol but with Burt Reynolds moustache
 matthaus_c: beware the pipeline Draft -> Vintage Cube -> Canadian Highlander
 KWardJenx: These streams are GREAT! Please do more. So much fun
 BrowneePoints: prot EVERYTHING
 Diabore: !card hexdrinker
  LRRbot: Hexdrinker [G] | Creature — Snake [2/1] | Level up {1} / LEVEL 3-7 / 4/4 / Protection from instants / LEVEL 8+ / 6/6 / Protection from everything
 Sorator13: 
 Diabore: just instants at 3-7
 matthaus_c: wrath of god? no problem
 Mattmitchell45: Sucks that folks felt confident in yelling at you
 matthaus_c: sah dude
n3ther: oh naur
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wheeler and Adam is an underrated duo, the DS2 stream during the Sub-a-thon proved that
 definenull: oh naur
 fiftymcnasty:   
 BrowneePoints: Oh naur maur Laurf Taurtaurl!
n3ther: @Thefluffiestguineapig top tier duo
 guacxmole: Y’all fuckin racist to the Aussies 😂
 wastetalent: I have laughed out loud and jumped out of my chair so many times during the last few cube streams
 Paranundrox: opponent confidently tapping their Library rather than casting the Giant
 MegaDosX: Does anyone know where this "oh naur" started?
 MegaDosX: We don't even sound like that
kyp_dorrun: i honestly love watching adam and wheeler play magic, im dying here
 Xaunaught: My people dont deserve this
 matthaus_c: @MegaDosX yah you do
 MegaDosX: You need to get your hearing checked if you think Aussies sound like that
 powerflapjack: @Xaunaught yes you do
 BrowneePoints: @MegaDosX As someone who ISN'T Australian, SOME of yall DO say "Noru" for No
 Paranundrox: @MegaDosX bad news
 Xaunaught: yeah you are right tbh
 MegaDosX: How dare you impugn the name of the honourable bin chicken
 MegaDosX: I mean, you're not wrong
 MegaDosX: Except Adam is still banned
 guacxmole: It’s true you would fit in
 Xaunaught: Oh you two would thrive here
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Until people started saying this was Australian I had no idea what the hell they were doing/referencing
 matthaus_c: Diglett and Wiglett
 korvys: Commonwealth buds
Tommadness: Australians are Alolan Canadians
 JuneBlue58: Yeah, y'all are welcome here.
 shurtal: you're like pokemon, then?
  r10pez10: i'm back, are we jeskai
 matthaus_c: Outback Quest
Laserbeaks_Fury: All-Dressed Australians
 korvys: Come for PAXAus
 northos: I mean, aren't we all just regional variants of "human"?
 Commodore_Perry_GG: put the British in the cold or the heat, bake for 200 years and voila
 klace26: we would love that and roast the shit out of you
 FurthestChunk: Two Canadian Machokes on screen right now
 KWardJenx: One's got snow, one's got snakes. Same thing
n3ther: they'll introduce you to some of the local wildlife
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/EphemeralThankfulPorpoiseBabyRage-oHpG3HAXY7uWLOdz
 BrowneePoints: Look, the Bar Going American crowd fits RIGHT in on The Gold Coast
 BrowneePoints: She's Stepmom
 Luminaire_p: Dry Jeskai Green 
 matthaus_c: toned down version with art by a man who's afraid of QR codes
  r10pez10: giver does colourless though which is interesting
 Paranundrox: this does do Colorless though which is pretty great
 BrowneePoints: We got Mom, Stepmom, and Dad(Skrelv)
 itsr67: oH NO
 parrot6633: DnT is loosely just a bunch of bad creatures that all protect each other
 MegaDosX: lmaooooo
 fiftymcnasty: 
Laserbeaks_Fury: not Quell Speller
n3ther: this is just the rest of the stream
 korvys: PAXAus is in October - ask Beej to send you down
n3ther: oh naurs
 shurtal: Dark Souls voice item: "I'm Sorry"
 guacxmole: Come to PAXAus
 matthaus_c: Very Good!
 RealGamerCow: Ar Nar
 Seth_Erickson: No!
n3ther: 
 Seth_Erickson: You should have Waited!
Ewayko: Add "you should have waited"
n3ther: wheeler enlightenment reached
Blasteg: huh a mox.
tonks_just_tonks: Spreken Quebecian?
Tommadness: "Naur! You should have waited!"
 Paranundrox: they've missed 2 land drops
 Paranundrox: needed the mox for a third color presumably but
 MegaDosX: Holy shit
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They made a Transformers reference which automatically lights the Jacob signal
 matthaus_c: fuck yeah
 flatluigi: jesus
 KWardJenx: What?!
 klace26: ez mode
 BrowneePoints: it's simple...we KILL THEM DEAD
 powerflapjack: (optimus prime turns to Sam Gamgee) Put the ring in my chest, Sam "no mr. optimus" 500
jushimus: what is this a decade ago?
 BrowneePoints: Nah. Sometimes you pick super efficient aggro
 BrowneePoints: not just random
 Kaaannaaa: not randmon
 flatluigi: can we teach adam canlander next
n3ther: aggro is surprisingly effective
 BrowneePoints: Wheeler picked HEATERS
 shurtal: Bearer, seek, seek, lest
n3ther: a lot of durdlers
Blasteg: wait why did that win
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
ztghostie: really just need some 2020+ creatures to win
MrBibz: because people think that, creatures that deal damage are great
Alex_Frostfire: "Turn things sideways" is a valid strategy.
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 BrowneePoints: they couldn't deal with resolved Hero @Blasteg
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Blasteg Opponent conceded I think?
 Cptasparagus: 2 mana 2/2 > mox
n3ther: combos as a contingency plan work with enough tutors
 Slacker1977: @Blasteg cause that was a gajillion damage next turn, and we had wrath protection
 BrowneePoints: Ben was swinging for 3 7, 9, 11, 13 next turn I think?
Blasteg: ag
Blasteg: ah
 MegaDosX: This hand is...something
 BrowneePoints: inti on 2 is gross
n3ther: the wheeler sound of joy
  r10pez10: he makes a noise like he's trying to climb a ladder
 Cptasparagus: wilsonfisk.mp4
 RealGamerCow: Is Adam aware of the Kingpin Ladder Noise?
ztghostie: parallax wave my beloved
 Thefluffiestguineapig: aeiou
 Thefluffiestguineapig: aeiou John Madden John Madden
 Slacker1977: classix 2 land hymn 
n3ther: fudge
n3ther: haha
n3ther: Andross!
 matthaus_c: we're so cooked
 satyropodobny: bah humbug
 BrowneePoints: yea for chat that hasn't played against Hero. It swings for 7 by ITSELF the next turn.
 matthaus_c: joever
 Cephallope: 
ztghostie: they might not need a target 
toady0s: fury the thing
crashco17: Go team
Laserbeaks_Fury: Narrator's Voice: It was not the last time Starscream would fail
 klace26: we gonna die to dauthi beats
n3ther: recurring nightmare is not a balanced magic card
 BrowneePoints: Waiting for Shadot
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Laserbeaks_Fury [Sound of Starscream saying something] Not by a long shot
 itsr67: : the hedgehog
 Diabore: mh2
 Shadowsoflife: yes?
 matthaus_c: Modern Horizons 2 baby
 Slacker1977: Modern horizons 2
frozenphoenix7: From MH2
n3ther: that segue
n3ther: amazing
 Paranundrox: MH2 that's just the alt frame treatment
ztghostie: DA. HAMSTAH.
 KWardJenx: The best! Song slaps
 Paranundrox: shame that Dauthi has shadow 
  r10pez10: i was not expecting natasha beddingfield
 matthaus_c: retro frames are cracked
Laserbeaks_Fury: Minsc and Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do
 couchboyj: Retro frames?  *kingpin ladder noises*
 Diabore: ???
 Paranundrox: I think they wanted to activate Dauthi?
MrBibz: !card corpse dance
  LRRbot: Corpse Dance [2B] | Instant | Buyback {2} / Return the top creature card of your graveyard to the battlefield. That creature gains haste until end of turn. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
ztghostie: I hate this dumb planeswalker and his hamster
 Sorator13: oh no
MrBibz: yeah they wanted Loran right?
 Gekyouryuu: that hamster's back on the escalator!
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/HotBoldBaboonLeeroyJenkins-T7Lso8AgiV5oGGPX
ztghostie: Just, fucking WHY
an_archist2: remember when we missed two land drops?
  r10pez10: when a hymn means nothing
 Diabore: maybe they have necromancy too and misclicked?
 Sorator13: !card hero of bladehold
  LRRbot: Hero of Bladehold [2WW] | Creature — Human Knight [3/4] | Battle cry / Whenever Hero of Bladehold attacks, create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens that are tapped and attacking.
 HedgehogKnight: That hamster is back on the battlefield again!!
 itsr67: dead
 MegaDosX: Just wing the hamster at them
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Now it's back, back again
 MegaDosX: GO FOR THE EYES BOO
superdude097: Got turn 2 Hymn to Torached btw
 BrowneePoints: GO FOR THE EYES
 shurtal: Minsc and Boo, Timeless Dopamine Generator
 BrowneePoints: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 klace26: ooh
Tommadness: bolt fling dead
  r10pez10: holy shit
frozenphoenix7: And now we THROW THE HAMSTER
Cardune: Hahahahaha!!!  This is amazing
hyperpuppy64: Whats more busted, minsc or comet
 definenull: the vibes in this stream are immaculate
Alex_Frostfire: Throw hamster for lethal.
 Paranundrox: T2 Tourach btw
wearehoshi: Wow
 itsr67: that went from unwinnable to minsc
 satyropodobny: oh god my lungs
Alex_Frostfire: Go for the eyes, Boo!
 korvys: !quote Adam
  LRRbot: Quote #8128: "I'm like a cat that just finished cleaning itself! I'm like oo man, feelin' kinda cute!" —Adam [2022-07-07]
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 Paranundrox: two turns I think
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
jet_almighty: Hidden unless... Stream sniping
 matthaus_c: otharri is the next draw
n3ther: nah never assume stream sniping
 dweebert91: Wheeler what do you think of the cube update?
SnowBuddy18: it's curtains for you, lacy, gently wafting curtains
 Gekyouryuu: "they don't know I'm Hymn"
 powerflapjack: kikford jikford, attorney at law
 itsr67: pretty good turn 2
 MegaDosX: It's pretty messed up
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Please Hammer don't him them
 MegaDosX: Adam learning about all these rude cards in real time
 guacxmole: “Flip your curtains” Ben that’s obscene
loufghyslaufey: @Austere_Squire Axtrax-Who?
n3ther: tfw every card you drafted is a banger
 BrowneePoints: Keekums Jeekums the Meekums Breekums
 matthaus_c: eekum bokum
 Cephallope: Keekum bokum
SnowBuddy18: Keekums is here for you, my liege
ztghostie: this is starting to sound like mumbo jumbo from banjo kazooie
n3ther: temple garden doesn't scry. scam!
  r10pez10: lmao
Aravion: Keekums Jeekums Reekums of Geekums
 shurtal: you two are lost in the sauce, but we're all lost with you
 matthaus_c: wait you upticked?
 Xaunaught: The energy tonight is impeccable lads
 matthaus_c: you dare uptick miette
therepoman__: e
 satyropodobny: paid actor
 MegaDosX: Toxic Luigi?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Well there's that Lily you mentioned
ztghostie: god I love parallax wave
 Diabore: its an etb now a kicker
 TimIAm: 'cause it's not actually kicker
 powerflapjack: god i love the adversary cycle, such a fun set of cards
 Diabore: not*
 Paranundrox: and we'd be able to pay twice this time
n3ther: kind of?
 Sorator13: Kicker with set mechanic
 Sorator13: kind of
 matthaus_c: opp is still cooked from the mboo
  r10pez10: opponent feels like how i play cube since i dunno what i'm doing
 KWardJenx: Bro? Are you okay? Bro?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You're showing too much imagination.
jushimus: the adam learns about magic design mistakes streams are incredible
FofoATL: ^^facts
 korvys: The best way to make sure you draw good cards is to put good cards in your deck
 BrowneePoints: oh hey we can make other adversary copies for multi pumps
loufghyslaufey: (Wheeler ponders)
 BrowneePoints: Lol and Lmao
loufghyslaufey: !card parallax wave
  LRRbot: Parallax Wave [2WW] | Enchantment | Fading 5 / Remove a fade counter from Parallax Wave: Exile target creature. / When Parallax Wave leaves the battlefield, each player returns to the battlefield all cards they own exiled with Parallax Wave.
ztghostie: they can bring parallax wave to sta- *gets throat crushed*
 matthaus_c: party bussing it
Alex_Frostfire: !card Parallax Tide
  LRRbot: Parallax Tide [2UU] | Enchantment | Fading 5 / Remove a fade counter from Parallax Tide: Exile target land. / When Parallax Tide leaves the battlefield, each player returns to the battlefield all cards they own exiled with Parallax Tide.
 Unas84: Or the green one that makes creatures
 matthaus_c: bboabbibe bobbabbiebs
Arakasi01: I parallax tided someone once in canlander, felt great
 powerflapjack: i had tide in my 4c omnath deck
 Slacker1977: we can copy adversary
drteethpt: “was wave good when it was in std?” 😂😂
Flyingdelorion: Please do not bomb the beers!
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  That's so nasty
loufghyslaufey: In other words Adam, "The first tide wins games", somtimes??  
 Unas84: Saproling Burst was also fun in standard
ztghostie: hey we can make a kikki copy of our adversary and buff re bord some more 
Aravion: Someone at LRR HAS to have the Paul "Hellooo!" as their ringtone
 Sorator13: I was gonna say
drteethpt: true dat :))
 Sorator13: I definitely remember that 
 Quarthian: LED
monsieur_nick_tamer: I love watching Adam react to vintage cube stuff
 matthaus_c: LED for sure
cobthegreat: Ponder
ztghostie: tarmagoyf was just ok in standard
 guacxmole: Wheeler pls set your text/ringtone as Paul “Hello”
 LurkerSpine: yeah there were a few that just didn't have pieces in standard that they had in vintage
 powerflapjack: memory jar was banned before it could be in standard
jushimus: m&b wasnt played in standard
 Slacker1977: i played LED during combo winter in standard 
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 Furvias: The months keep coming and they don't stop... oh god why won't they stop??
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jushimus Yeah it was in a commander only set
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RoundTop7: Treasure Cruise has only been broken in eternal formats
 Slacker1977: @powerflapjack it was playable for like 2 weeks
ztghostie: @cobthegreat ...ponder was a house in uw delver
 BrowneePoints: It was Standard plus a couple extra sets
Micsig: doesn't have to be a miss, just a bad environment for it
  r10pez10: standard+
 JuneBlue58: Standard, but a five year rotation or so.
 matthaus_c: Modern that Rotates, but not with Horizons sets
 FofoATL: gg
ztghostie: standard today has a similar rotation schedule to extended
 KWardJenx: by the way...
n3ther: deck is perfect no notes
 klace26: turns out you can just kill people
Blasteg: what card was level uping there?
Aravion: Parallax wave is a magic card!
  r10pez10: hexdrinker, blasteg
cobthegreat: In lorwyn standard ponder was frowned upon
 Sorator13: @Blasteg Hexdrinker, I think
 Digigoner: OG extended was closer to legacy and 1.5, but I think it started around Onslaught, I want to say?
 BrowneePoints: Legacy, Vintage, Standard, Extended, Block Constructed
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 BrowneePoints: and taht was about it
chonkski: I think my favorite form of LRR content is “Adam learns the deep lore”
Blasteg: !card Hexdrinker
  LRRbot: Hexdrinker [G] | Creature — Snake [2/1] | Level up {1} / LEVEL 3-7 / 4/4 / Protection from instants / LEVEL 8+ / 6/6 / Protection from everything
  r10pez10: timeless, gladiator, tiny leaders,
 MegaDosX: There is technically a banlist
 raulghoulia: Adam sure has a lot of Brothers
 MegaDosX: It's just the fucked up ban everywhere cards
ztghostie: i miss block constructed 
Blasteg: huh so they had to chomp block every turn for that
 BrowneePoints: Vintage is "legacy but the gloves are off"
Alex_Frostfire: The banlist is ante and dexterity cards. And at one point, Lurrus.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Gladiator
DMGlol: how have the changes to vintage cube been
 korvys: Never didn't have it
 MurphEP: Damn he's good
 Sorator13: never didn't have it
 MegaDosX: #WheelerIsAWizard
 VrolikSyndrome: Do you get satisfaction out of that, Wheeler?
offbeatwitch: he's the Antijames
Num3r1cal: Dang. I should have thought of that.
 guacxmole: Ben is an actual wizard
 Kaaannaaa: other 1 drops
Laserbeaks_Fury: Wimpy Tournaments were great because you could enter them for free and then pay for them on Teusday
 matthaus_c: good memories from the very small window when Vintage and Canlander did not share a banlist
Aravion: turn 1 hexdrinker can put the fear of god in you if you don't have removal
 MegaDosX: Hex them up!
 matthaus_c: drink sex serve hex
 Kaaannaaa: hexdrinker did 6 damage for 1 mana
 MegaDosX: Yeah, thanks to Ramunap Red
 asthanius: young dumb and full of hex
ztghostie: banned and then unbanned
 Kaaannaaa: double bolt
 BrowneePoints: Ramunap Red would've been even WORSE with it
 parrot6633: snuff out was a common btw
 BrowneePoints: it meant NO deck had outs to Ramunap Red
Blasteg: so this rakdos vs boros
jellyfish0413: and they unbanned it a month before it would've rotated!
 Kaaannaaa: nm
 Diabore: cant go wide, cant gain life
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "Here's you hex sir, we made it spice level 6 at your request"
 James_the_Dabbler: At the time, it was good in the meta. It's realistically an average card
ztghostie: they then unbanned it when scapeshift and sorin vampires became too op
 itsr67: format diversity
 Mattmitchell45: Ixalan Vampires Lifegain got crushed
 itsr67: spelled f u r y
DMGlol: til fury has double strike 🤔
 asthanius: Lauren revealed
 matthaus_c: gotta roll those Rs when you call a shot
 Diabore: emrakul kills us dead, and blightsteel infects us dead
 MegaDosX: Welp.
 Sorator13: Oh
 FofoATL: mama mia lol
Arakasi01: That's the one that works for your opponents and not you
 Mattmitchell45: Here We Go Again
 northos: @asthanius there's something hilarious to me about a Magic character just named "Lauren"
frozenphoenix7: Well, that's bad.
 Sorator13: Oh no.
 Paranundrox: now you can call their card 
 powerflapjack: shit, i need to make an alter of Fury with FTK wreathed in flames
  r10pez10: thanks to wheeler i now have Unwritten stuck in my head, 10/10 stream, no notes
 Paranundrox: the original Etali
 VrolikSyndrome: Etali, Primal Storm
 FofoATL: the other italy
 Paranundrox: 6 mana 6/6
 matthaus_c: @powerflapjack Solitude but it's just an albino FTK looking very lonely
 MegaDosX: God could you imagine if Etali Primal Conqueror had Titan text
 Simonark: wait, secret Magic streams? In this economy?
 parrot6633: god imagine if MOM etali triggered on attacks too
 Veshnikard: this etali cant whiff
 Diabore: yeah this ones fucked up
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wheeler stop predicting their draws! Your powers are too great
 BrowneePoints: Fun fact Adam, you can IN THIS CUBE, go infinite with Etali and Displacer Kitten, which you had in the opening pack
 Sorator13: Yes, this is the one that y'all destroyed Kenji with
ztghostie: this is the one with green in its mana cost so I can't reanimate in feldon of the third path 
n3ther: very solid finisher
drcthulu: it's cracked, I have a commander deck that just makes copies of it
ztghostie: or identity not cost
 powerflapjack: @matthaus_c Solitude is just FTK with farming tools
 Diabore: BABY
 Slacker1977: 
 itsr67: not dead
Arakasi01: 
an_archist2: the baby's back on the escalator
jellyfish0413: baby got back!
 Shadowsoflife: baby come back
 James_the_Dabbler: Oh he's just a baby
 northos: well now I HAVE seen it all
 matthaus_c: @powerflapjack banger observation
interiorexplosion: I want my baby back baby back baby back
 couchboyj: 
Xavbull: save that baby!
 Diabore: do we want mite?
Hadouken_lol_catz: mite for sneak or too slow?
StreamTeam3000: we had an out there
StreamTeam3000: we could hit the flyer
Laserbeaks_Fury: Slap that baby, make him pee
StreamTeam3000: and burn?
JonnyGlitched: Hello friends! What did I miss?
StreamTeam3000: or do they had more than 6?
 matthaus_c: mana vault coming up
 Paranundrox: Othari is so good
 Sorator13: @JonnyGlitched Australia now either loves or hates us, otherwise just some good fun
 KWardJenx: Should have bolted Baby to send a message. No one is safe, not even your babies!
JonnyGlitched: @Sorator13 Remember, we make a lot of your food
JonnyGlitched: Adam deflating
 itsr67: im at a payphoooooone
frozenphoenix7: Go for the eyes
 sporkraptor: Adam just deflated
 Paranundrox: Minsc can also pump Othari
 matthaus_c: they were thinking "Jeskai needs better cards"
DanTheMediocre: this deflates the adam
 VrolikSyndrome: AND they can be your Commander
 Kaaannaaa: they were thinking, lets sell pack
Xavbull: brother is flabbergasted
jushimus: balanced for commander or whatever
 Caineghest: Wins and Boo
 definenull: same adam, same
 thraximore: they were thinking "this needs to be good enough to beat three other players"
n3ther: wheeler drafted a gross one
 shurtal: they were thinking "Minsc and Boo can be your commander"
 matthaus_c: Adam needs to see Minsc pumping Dreadhorde Arcanist
 grovak: ,insc and boo is fair and blanced as all things should be 
DMGlol: minsc is kind of a busted card
cheshire_creeper: Love Adam reacting to eternal magic because that's my reaction
 definenull: this is good honest magic: the gathering
 KWardJenx: I drink your milkshake!
JonnyGlitched: I'm pretty sure Boo is like Squee
 TheAwkes: Too bad it's a bad attack into a deathtoucher.... wait, it says 'or during your upkeep'?
 northos: [Worf voice] Die!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Name this deck "Boo or Boourns"
 FofoATL: hands up
 powerflapjack: https://clips.twitch.tv/CorrectChillyPuddingSMOrc-ZS3lR5srlrIWpQOV
 MurphEP: 
 Sorator13: 
 matthaus_c: who's a good hamster
 James_LRR: hi
StreamTeam3000: we can haywire mite
JonnyGlitched: Hi James!
  Juliamon: oh no James is here
 Alas_Babylon: Everyone loves a good 4 mana 7/7 that revives itself on your upkeep
 definenull: with the l e a n
 matthaus_c: the fuzz is here
 Mattmitchell45: It's Natasha Beddingfield in here
 BrowneePoints: he made Gains Turner
 Tweygoh: Adam and Wheeler give off an infomercial duo
JonnyGlitched: Now comes the flood
 ArdCollider: hi Adam, Wheeler, Gains, er, James
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: GainsTurner
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/OptimisticAmazonianReubenTheTarFu-jBnUoc0aSUyotQHv
 BrowneePoints: Natasha Boo-dingfield
 Slacker1977: biut our draws
 accountmadeforants: Choice quotes from the Guilty Gear Strive top 8 going on right now, "this hand is real brutal for Pep", "...well it does empty his hand but", "yeah he had some huge spells there", "great draws there"
 matthaus_c: like Alan Wake 2
 BrowneePoints: Sell us a Magic Bullet
 James_LRR: more like the shamwow guy
JonnyGlitched: Shakeweight
 BrowneePoints: the entire half hour commercial
interiorexplosion: Rain on our skin
cheshire_creeper: Minsc and Boo, of course!
 grovak: flex tape
 shurtal: Who's Line infomercial duo
 dweebert91: 90s rpg Shandalar
 KWardJenx: Welp, it starts. James arrives and Mulligan the next hand.
MoveableObject: I thought this was a Dilly Bar commercial?
  r10pez10: boo on! apply directly to forehead!
drcthulu: ezbake oven
ztghostie: this is just a crapshot now
Himyul: you're selling a distraction from the existential dread of everyday life
 shurtal: BUY NOW AND GET THIS TINY VIOLIN
Laserbeaks_Fury: Has this ever happened to you?!?
 matthaus_c: starve your worst child!
 FurthestChunk: I would buy a 3" oven tbqh
 NotCainNorAbel: SOLD!
 VrolikSyndrome: Wait hold on
 BrowneePoints: HAVE you EVER THOUGHT that EASY BAKE was the PINNACLE OF COOKING!?
 FofoATL: a single wing
offbeatwitch: i mean, that's what an air fryer is
JonnyGlitched: "I can fit one and a half slices of bread under grill!"
 Cptasparagus: ez bake oven?
 Tweygoh: lol I mean when Adam see’s the messed up plays in vintage
 definenull: its tempo
 matthaus_c: ahaha oohoho
 Paranundrox: Parallax is kinda bad against Sneak Attack as well
JonnyGlitched: @brainbosh they use SO much power
Laserbeaks_Fury: Have you seen the Apple Pay commercials that are basically "Has this ever happened to you?" and some person being absolutely dogshit at using a chipped card?
 definenull: ooh
 Paranundrox: if we deploy Parallax Wave we can use it on her as well
 matthaus_c: I kinda like just cycling Canyon this turn
StreamTeam3000: we could canyon and draw
wierdo_of_OZ: I love how loran destroying a scrapwork mutt definitely happened in brothers war limited
BatenicYork: plus the adversary etb
 Slacker1977: yeah, you can speed up when it goes away
 itsr67: parallax is such a good simple complex card
n3ther: hahahaha
 BrowneePoints: CAPN
 MegaDosX: Wheeler flicking his cards like his name is Brian Kibler
 BrowneePoints: I CANNAE DO IT
BatenicYork: monkaSTEER
 BrowneePoints: TESSSSSAIGA!
 TetraRay:  
 BrowneePoints: THE BEEEES
n3ther: not a weeb feelsbad
n3ther: it's a shounen
goombalax: the WIND TUNNELLL
 powerflapjack: WIND SCAAAAAAAAR
protojman: i understood that reference
 klace26: inuyayayaya
 TimIAm: It's certainly A show
 itsr67: 
 MurphEP: 
ShotGunShelz7: 
ztghostie: its definitely an early 2000s anime
 TetraRay: 
 Sorator13: 
 BrowneePoints: and Naraku
n3ther: so OP
  r10pez10: ???
 BrowneePoints: would just summon DEMON BEES
protojman: KAGOMEEEEE
 powerflapjack: RIP Kirby Morrow
 BrowneePoints: EVERY TIME
 Commodore_Perry_GG: KAGOME!
 matthaus_c: opp is not having a good time lmao
 definenull: OOH
 BrowneePoints: WIND TUNNEL! FUCK YOU DEMON BEES!
 itsr67: man had a black hole for a hand, basically
 shurtal: i once heard Inuyasha described as "DBZ for girls" and while reductive, it fits
 definenull: gross
JonnyGlitched: "feels like... burning"
 MegaDosX: Deck go kaboom
 Marvoleath: and we can wave that fury
 TetraRay: 
ztghostie: oh my god you could evoke the fury and then tuck it under paralax wave before the evoke trigger resolves
 matthaus_c: craaaawling iiiin my skiiiin, these wounds they will not 3-0
 Cephallope: Feel the pain on your skin
ThibbleBird: this is the best stream
 grovak: easy win
Laserbeaks_Fury: Gotta appreciate a massive boomerang as your weapon
 brainbosh: When the writer put in an overpowered skill they had to immediately nerf
 Sorator13: !card Fury
  LRRbot: Fury [3RR] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/3] | Double strike / When Fury enters the battlefield, it deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers. / Evoke—Exile a red card from your hand.
jushimus: no evoke furrry into the wave just to feel something
 NotCainNorAbel: Did you have Fun?  
 BrowneePoints: And Adam, the whole WIND TUNNEL! NO FUCK YOU DEMON BEES! happened like TEN TIMES. Wheeler is not JOKING
ztghostie: 3-0 LETSGO
 TetraRay:      
 accountmadeforants: Actual champions of magic
MrBibz: clip that lmao
 FofoATL: gah dang
 definenull: this stream is the best
MrBibz:   
JonnyGlitched: that was fun
n3ther: masterfully done
 gawag_: 
 Alas_Babylon: Confirmed gamers
 MurphEP: 
renaissance_rat: the boys go 3-0
 ArdCollider: !clip
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 underhill33:   
 KWardJenx: This stream is ALL HIGHLAGHT reel.
 accountmadeforants: Y'all saved Shandalar today
 Caineghest: that’s a clip
renaissance_rat: ayo
ThibbleBird: HELL YES
 MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
n3ther: Juciy
 itsr67: OOOOO
 shurtal: Wheeler and Adam have a great afternoon
renaissance_rat: hell yea
 matthaus_c: Jushi P
  r10pez10: hell yeah
jushimus: yooo my boy
ztghostie: I cnnot beleive they approved this frame
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/TriangularAltruisticBobaOneHand-r1Bsrai6jXwDRuaF
 MegaDosX: Jesus
 MegaDosX: That's a lot of card draw
JonnyGlitched: easy deck yourself
 northos: thanks for the stream boys
toady0s: one more
 Paranundrox: @ztghostie its better on not a screen lol
 matthaus_c: sick fucking stream
n3ther: yes!
 TetraRay:       
corrzzan: Great games  all
 AllTheWeasels: amazing stream
  r10pez10: super fun stream
 MichaelSnowbird: Thank you gentlemen
Cardune: this was great and I love it please repeat
kyp_dorrun: please please please
 guacxmole: Thanks boys, this fucking ruled
 MegaDosX: That was great
glencoco132: Yes please!
Ewayko: ggs!
 Sorator13: Well, I'll go watch the rest of the vod that I missed; what I was here for was lovely
 FofoATL: lets gooo thisrocks
 matthaus_c: so happy to be here
 TetraRay: absolute pleasure of a stream
 Mattmitchell45: Amazing stream
 mweepigeon: it was a blast!
 Unas84: was a blast
 Desdae: This was comedy gold! I loved it!
 powerflapjack: lord knows i had a good time
 AllTheWeasels: impeccable energy 
mattyraft44: thanks guys.
noisyblizzard: 
 MegaDosX: Seeing Adam learn about all of the bullshit cards in real time was great
 NotCainNorAbel: It was a great time.  Thanks LRR , Adam, and Wheeler
frozenphoenix7: These have been an absolute pleasure to watch
 Unas84: @mweepigeon jinx!
 grovak: i only caught a bit of it but this was a fun watch
h3rsh3yb4r: the new weekly stream from loading ready run
JonnyGlitched: Thank you for the show Adam and Benjamin! Thank you for the company chat!
Flyingdelorion: Thank you for this awesome stream!
 definenull:   that bottle tho
 KWardJenx: Thank you so much. Love this stream and can't wait for the next.
 Marvoleath: !youtube
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JinaMahavira:    
JonnyGlitched: I dropped it and it broke
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 Tweygoh: 
Cardune: we gotta make sure these boys have more dilly bars!!
ItzBirdMan04: FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN
 matthaus_c: drop an engagement, tell us your favourite card to discard to Inti
 Marvoleath: !patreon
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 NotCainNorAbel: !store
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JonnyGlitched: Scarf: Fancy Napkin
 AllTheWeasels:   
 wastetalent: Please Thanks guys
 definenull: FROGS GONE
 Sorator13: Tell us the favorite rain on your skin
jellyfish0413: have a night!
 Marvoleath: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Join Wheeler while he checks out the turn-based, deckbuilding roguelike SpellRogue! Game: SpellRogue) at Sun 10:00 AM PDT (15:51 from now).
 TetraRay:    
 Tweygoh: ribbit
 shurtal: it says he is, but you KNOW he won't respond
 MegaDosX: PAXAus is coming up
Xavbull: Yeah!!!!
ztghostie: 
 MichaelSnowbird: James is trying to track down his missing Dilly bars.
Tommadness: James let's get these boys a case of Dilly Bars
JonnyGlitched: Come to Perth, there's nothing to do!
 niccus: with return trip or not?
 powerflapjack: (chokes on drink)
 Sorator13: Australians have already said they would LOVE for you to go there
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I have a roadquest shirt and it's great for being comfy and also being warmer
jushimus: please
 KWardJenx: Diplomatic immunity!!!
 FofoATL: dinks is so good
JonnyGlitched: We don't have Fosters that's export only
 definenull: dual income no kids?
 JuneBlue58: If you want a drink a Fosters, that's on you. XD
JonnyGlitched: It's so bad even we won't drink it
jushimus: fosters 
Xavbull: gonna get Wheeler pissed off of a few cans of VB
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No Beej to run the booth even?
 MegaDosX: Fosters is neither of those things
 Marvoleath: !schedule
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 MegaDosX: I don't drink beer and I know Fosters is shite
 shurtal: This week on LRRLive: Adam and Wheeler cause an international incident
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/BumblingCourteousPotatoDuDudu-4vOardjsnOurHkur
 FofoATL: is it a microfiche
 matthaus_c: tug tug tug
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh sounds fun
 shurtal: sneaky lrrmtg
 Sorator13: and the Q&A thread is in #lrr-content in the discord already!
JonnyGlitched: Hotdogs are Banh Mi
  Juliamon: (We have a thread in the discord for submitting Qs)
 matthaus_c: if the rain drizzled between Slokk's cut abs...
 gawag_: only you can let it in, after all
 Tweygoh: lmao post stream podcast
 Sorator13: she's not letting you in!
frozenphoenix7: But what if they're ghosting you because they're a literal ghost?  Makes you think.
 MegaDosX: That's a lot of months
 Mattmitchell45: Natalie Imbruglia turned 49 last month
 KWardJenx: Loved it. Thank you!
JonnyGlitched: stick?
 Sorator13: o/
 MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
JonnyGlitched: of weed?
 MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
Xavbull: see you all
JonnyGlitched: Thanks again everyone!
 matthaus_c: slayed
 definenull: smoke what?
 matthaus_c: @definenull so
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 zebrashark3: Yay
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 LostThePirate: loool
 Marvoleath: soap
 gawag_: sausage
 matthaus_c: SOAP
JonnyGlitched: Smoke that Sage!
toady0s: smoke turkeys
 matthaus_c: @Marvoleath I wheezed ty
JonnyGlitched: it tasted like roast dinner!
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