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TehAmelie: greetings
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CastleOtranto: Oh no, my beefy jeefy!
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Diabore: !searchfortreasure
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patrick_stonecrusher: My guess for tonight is 27:15
Fanklok: ! hour
Juliamon: I'm getting kind of bored with the "they're gonna take forever to start" bit personally
Diabore: theyre gonna do 27:14 just to spite you now
definenull: I'm just here to vibe honestly
matthaus_c: they're gonna do great is what they're gonna do
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joelowe2: Put me down for 32:17 lol
saucemaster5000: I'm here to make ill timed ussy jokes
Juliamon: I guess it wouldn't be chat if we didn't run it into the ground tho
definenull: It would be funny if they just jumped straight into the game without any tangents
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62 months, I think that's how long we've been playing Alan Wake 
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Fanklok: What if right no and no talking for like 20 minutes
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queercrafting_chonk: I'm here to vibe on cold meds and spookie boys
letfireraindown: wooo
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patrick_stonecrusher: Hey, lm here watching. I dont care if they talk for a while. I just think its fun to guess when theyll start
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TehAmelie: sleep deprivation, writing some horror, and watching the stream on a second screen for me
definenull: I honestly lost track of where they are, have they reached "we sing" yet?
Fanklok: Alan used to be good then he got woke
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matthaus_c: Alan Eepy
queercrafting_chonk:
@tehamelie good luck with the writing! 
saucemaster5000: alan peepy
Mr_Horrible: @Fanklok "more like Alan WANK if you ask me! <deluge of emojis>"
TehAmelie: thanks
MacbethSeemsSus: Everyone should tell Adam they saw an owl today.
saucemaster5000: I ate an owl today
SmithKurosaki: @MacbethSeemsSus Does Duo count? Cause Duo got some CAKE
Fanklok: @Mr_Horrible I mean, maybe later
Earthenone:
kimmiekoneko: more like alan wakey wakey rise and shine
patrick_stonecrusher: Mana is stored in the cakes
TheAwkes: Alan Not Appearing in this Film
The_Timo: Hello nope Bois. Just listening at work! Hope you're both well. Also hello chat
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definenull: It's time!
joelowe2: Let's go!!!!
SnackPak_: wooo
BusTed: yo
queercrafting_chonk: Wooooo
TehAmelie: ahoy
MegaDosX: Ric Flair intensifies
Mr_Horrible: and we're off to a banger start
saucemaster5000: whose puke?
Diabore: oh one of those ones
betweenmyself:
Weee, first live Let’s Nope I’ve been able to catch in a while 
Zalthia:
This isnt a milkshake 
BrowneePoints: the oil from the noodles will sit on top of your stomach
Mr_Horrible:
ay brother, nice mangos 
ArdCollider: maybe the burp had to fight its way out from under the mango layer
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TehAmelie: second mango
BrowneePoints: it's why when you take fish oil pills etc it smells like fish first
kimmiekoneko: but what about second mango?
Mr_Horrible: Mew2King is probably not fond of them
The_Timo: What's at the bottom of the list?
Fanklok: Mango is mid\
Juliamon: I don't, they taste like pine tree
korvys: I mean, I can't say I'm into the idea of a reverse mango
MegaDosX: Good start
SnackPak_:
BusTed: hell yeah
Mr_Horrible: @korvys but what *is* an ognam?
Zalthia: Oh wow
MegaDosX: Now I want one
ButButTheJesus: Hi folks I'm late but it sounds like I missed a burp so that's good
MegaDosX: Ben can you send me one
saucemaster5000: banana butt chocolate chip
Diabore: chocolate AND chip?
TehAmelie: the store here right now sells "jumbo mangos" for over $3 each. they don't even look like good mangos but i have to fight the urge to get one every day
definenull: Ooh an aftershock
josh___something: Adam's off gassing
BrowneePoints: make those Pumpkin Muffins and NOW we're talking
BrowneePoints: Serge is movin
Mr_Horrible: Adam Savidan, new entrant into the Great Beyond
patrick_stonecrusher: Once made mango cider. Was weirdly thick but delicious
NoxStryx: Banana muffins at f*ckin work bro?
saucemaster5000: everyone went to a big party and didn't tell either of you
SnackPak_: classic lazy James
Talin06: is Adam's mic on?
MegaDosX: Also, is Adam's microphone on?
MegaDosX: He's super quiet
definenull: This is how we know the nope boys are reliable a f
BusTed:
Mr_Horrible: Benjamin
xantos69: Yea, I think his mic is off.
ButButTheJesus: Sir
josh___something: BENJAMIN
Atarra: 10/10
Scarbble: excellent time to join the stream, hi yall
Mr_Horrible: I know
Fanklok: Ben I almost choked on my protein bar
matthaus_c: you can quote song lyrics!
FlynnRaccoon:
Oh good, I didn't miss too much of the podcast 
josh___something: Aba?
matthaus_c: oh right the bitey girl
josh___something: Aba DOES look sick
Mr_Horrible: meanwhile my sister has probably played more ABA than I've played fighting games period
BusTed: aww
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Orxolon: aaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww
Scarbble: aww
matthaus_c: one of your favourite streams that happens every week on thursday evenings?
SnackPak_: gottem
TehAmelie: roasted!
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carbonoid12: Let's GO
Mr_Horrible:
he gets to see his best friend: Chat. And also Adam is there 
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The_Timo: One of my faves for sure. Adam and Ben are best bois
NimrodXIV: gottem
BusTed: get got
definenull: Mixed
josh___something: Fuckin roasted
matthaus_c: tuesday rather
ButButTheJesus: It's good stream Bront!
saucemaster5000: clearly adam doesn't feel the same way
patrick_stonecrusher: The hook brings you back
Makrosian_Tae: G G G G G GOTTEM
JinaMahavira: fing got him
queercrafting_chonk: Get loved, brother
raulghoulia: "what's your angle, Ulmer?"
tergonis: your friend enjoys spending time with you nerd
matthaus_c: what's dogma
MegaDosX: Gesundheit
Tweygoh: this is the stream that got me into LRR
itsr67: mmmm
Scarbble: 10/10
matthaus_c: "I love you" "I love spending time with you"
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tergonis: nice
Mr_Horrible: these have been impeccably timed, Adam
SnackPak_: 4/10
ButButTheJesus: gottem
bobokiddo: dammmnnn. nice
TehAmelie: the demons have to escape sometime
saucemaster5000: I can taste the mango from here
Fanklok: "I love you", "cooooool"
xantos69: Honestly... if that was the lead up to a "deez nuts" joke. That would have been legendary.
Simbionis: Demons Begone!
DidacticDad: I ain’t telling you no lie
NoxStryx: Better out than in
Tweygoh: ew no
SnackPak_: fair
Xed_Regulus: Sorry
saucemaster5000: the terraria stream?
Orxolon: hahahaha
EvilBadman: Adam got that dog in him and it is trying desperately to escape
betweenmyself:
Mainlining AFK 
Saintnex: Welp time to leave I guess?
Makrosian_Tae: I only watch Mine-o-clock for the articles
Xed_Regulus: Raft
matthaus_c: Rust O'Clock
MegaDosX: Raft's fun
Orxolon: i'm high on crossing the streams and AFK
MegaDosX: Rust would be a bold choice
protojman: this show got my wife into lrr too!
BusTed: barber game
matthaus_c: what if they played Bloodborne on Mine O'Clock
josh___something: Rust is DEGENERATE
NoxStryx: Riperoni peperoni
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Zalthia: Hey, will this stream be better than reading about dog science?
protojman: isn’t everyone naked in rust
Blakemcm: leopards ate my face
matthaus_c: @Zalthia dog science is pretty goated tbh
MegaDosX: r/leopardsatemyface
Mr_Horrible: - person who voted for the Breaking People's Houses Party
xantos69: And that is why I play 7 Days to Die instead of Rust
SnackPak_: shit get broken
Zalthia: @matthaus_c ikr?
FlynnRaccoon: When you're not online - aren't you vulnerable sleeping?
FlynnRaccoon: It's weird stuff.
queercrafting_chonk: An exercise in non-attachment
kimmiekoneko: i want my house to log off and go home whenever i log off and go home
joelowe2: Private server (salutes)
The_Timo: False
matthaus_c: look MapleStory was great and it got RUINED
Mr_Horrible: damn, he's starting early today
Blakemcm: playing Age of empires 2 right now. is still very good
Juliamon: Time for the HOT takes
public_key_reveal_party: A lot of old games are bad, and a lot of new games are also bad
Fanklok: @matthaus_c My man
FlynnRaccoon: the original Prince of Persia still slaps.
saucemaster5000: golden sun was never good tho
Atarra: Golden Sun is amazing but idk if I'd want to play it on a phone
Mr_Horrible: you're so sick of these Golden Sun players, waiting patiently for their 1 W
BrowneePoints: i mean, if want ACTUALLY bad, you can play the sequel, which was actually supposed to be the 2nd half of the game
JinaMahavira:
I love Golden Sun
itsr67: [my dog was taken away by the fire]
matthaus_c: Undertale tbh
TehAmelie: "did you understand all that?"
Juliamon: reminder to chat that it's OK to like something that someone else dislikes
BusTed: Duck Game "skip" sign
xantos69: "What if this video game was more like just reading an entire book." ~ The inventor of the JRPG.
Mr_Horrible: oh so you're an Internet Child, we figured it out
Singenmeister: I mean, that’s kinda Nintendo games even now.
The_Timo: Yes
itsr67: that's why god made the fast forward button on emulators
BrowneePoints: Ben needs him a speed up button like a ds emulator
JakeKamas: I love that sound effect you did for the ellipses
ButButTheJesus: @juliamon whoa now wat
Scy_Anide: Don't you like Pokemon games, Ben?
Mr_Horrible:
"Why text no fast??? 
"
Fanklok: Donkey Kong Country still looks good
betweenmyself:
FF6
saucemaster5000: FF6 is still fun and respects your time
The_Timo: Still have my SNES hooked up. Zombies at my neighbors? Lol
BrowneePoints: yeeeep
Scarbble: SNES games, as the kids say, just hit different
BrowneePoints: saaaaaaame
SquareDotCube: Chrono Trigger
protojman: super Metroid is an ageless classic
TehAmelie: i played Lemmings on SNES all day the other week
LordZarano: I always got Golden Sun mixed up with Boktai: The Sun is in Your Hands
The_Timo: It's good. Love the job system in that
definenull:
That respects your time? Then why're you still playing ff14
itsr67:
matthaus_c: ahead of its time
kumatsu: The only problem is it leaned into Streetpass, which is a dead mechanic
queercrafting_chonk: I fucking love Bravely Default
Fanklok: Where's my Final Fantasy Mystic Quest homies
patrick_stonecrusher: Its also ok to like something thats objectively bad so long as you realize its bad
matthaus_c: your mom let you have TWO gameboys?!
frank_the_great: The fact that I can play pokemon on my phone is so sick. Absolutely wild that Nintendo hasn't capitalized on that yet
lilyoftheveil666: @lordzarano Same
korvys: jobs? Have you played Octopath Traveller?
Fe1ix66: That djinn system was so cool at the time though
betweenmyself: X-2?
raulghoulia: I was surprised by how much I enjoyed Like a Dragon. Instant one of my top 10s
CastleOtranto: Oh, Tactics is SUPER slow. And it was worse on the PSX
Mr_Horrible: I think this conversation is actually solidifying my lack of respect for "respects my time" comments
Singenmeister: @matthaus_c I have the ones my brother and I accumulated over the years. it’s like 5 of them or so.
itsr67: optimal builds killed joy for old games
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Vector_Zero: Alan Milkshake brings the bois to the yaaaaard
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Blakemcm: that game is a top 10 for needs a quality of life remake
saucemaster5000: optimal builds are for people who still live in their parent's extra room
NoxStryx: Ben..every time you talk about games it seems like your urge to minmax ruins your experience
SquareDotCube: just learn the dual wield passive and wield two Excaluburs
Orxolon: problem with ninja in Final fantasy is that they think breaking your items by throwing them is the concept
patrick_stonecrusher: I beat Tatics -without- unlocking Cloud
Mr_Horrible: I've just (esp this week) really tired of "games are bad for not being designed to my preferences", so it's more a me thing
josh___something: Helldivers is FUCKING great
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible sounds like you like bad games
BrowneePoints: yea Helldivers is reasonably short missions
BrowneePoints: get in, get out, get your stuff, repeat
gualdhar: is Helldivers still good if I don't have friends? asking for a friend
FlynnRaccoon:
Shorter Games, with Worse Graphics, made by People getting paid More to work Less 
Fanklok: You mean SUPER America
arkham1981: I picked up metroid prime remastered lately and I feel like that game is pretty spot on for time = value.
BrowneePoints: dear fucking lord Kojima needs George Lucas' Wife on his writing team
SirMorek: indie games tend to be better for being here for a good time, not a long time
matthaus_c: Kojima game but his editor is Yoko Taro
public_key_reveal_party: Almost every creator needs an editor
Fanklok: Kojima just needs someone to say "You sure bud?" about everything
DudelidouX: Yes us Canadian never do anything...don't look at why half the stuff is in the Geneva convention lol
Singenmeister: What was that game where you’re the president and you drive a mech?
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itsr67: yoko taro is unhinged
Mr_Horrible: so a Kojima Game that kills you IRL?
Orxolon: the person that wants to understand is the same one that skips cutscenes
Blakemcm: a true artiiizte
NoxStryx: @browneepoints did lucas get divorced before the prequels?
Makrosian_Tae: I imagine that every so single day Yoko Taro walks into work just repeating "they keep letting me DO this!"
betweenmyself:
if the producers don’t have enough respect for their own narrative to hide their narrative in a fifty hour online ARG… 
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Vector_Zero: I’ve always considered “respects my time” as relating to pointless busywork
matthaus_c: we're getting ACADEMIC
DarknessKingCoH: Speaking of Kojima, Adam did you know there's 8 hours of cutscenes in MGS4?
lilyoftheveil666: @singenmeister Metal Wolf Chaos
Vector_Zero: or the lack thereof
saucemaster5000: Adam becoming an anime villain onscreen
FlynnRaccoon: Camera going out of focus in shock.
kumatsu: justice false in video games? Found the fake Garen fan
lazermeow: Typical Canadian Nihilism.
Fanklok: Phienix Wright 2: Justice For All
matthaus_c: oh THIS is the milkshake duck
Mr_Horrible: oh he absolutely could
Singenmeister: @saucemaster5000 Adam is a weaboo in denial and he knows it
matthaus_c: he's in denial?
definenull: Us'm'st
Vector_Zero: chooseday?
matthaus_c: he's nowhere near Egypt
BusTed: innit
MegaDosX: It's Chewsday, innit?
lazermeow: I heard y'all are running out of Maple Syrup.
The_Timo: Probably
Mr_Horrible: Optimism was outlawed in Canada because they couldn't make it French Bilingual
Pharmacistjudge: the way you said Slash made me think I just died in guilty gear
Fanklok: No Ben Tuesday is named after Tyr not choose
BrowneePoints: you believe nothing matters
TehAmelie: the angel Tyrael is justice, from what i remember
EvilBadman: Juice Tuesday baby
Singenmeister:
@matthaus_c oh you 
thatguysteve2709: You are not
PMAvers: Cam peeks his head in from off-screen
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saucemaster5000: nihilism implies actually having an opinion
BrowneePoints: Nihilism is "nothing ultimately m,atters"
patrick_stonecrusher:
Off by 6:45
itsr67: nihilism is that nothing has inherent value/matter
saucemaster5000: I'm to bored by the conversation to be a nihilist
lazermeow: Nihilism was invented by a guy just trying to get laid.
ButButTheJesus: ♪ what's this? what's this? ♪
MegaDosX: OnlyEgos
Kramburger: Nooooo, nihilism isn't supposed to be that, but assholes coopted oit
DudelidouX: I mean debatebros
NoxStryx: Nothing really matter, anyone can see, nothng really matter
matthaus_c: Nietzsche would, tbh
Pharmacistjudge: entertainment has value
gawag_: i take it as "life is what you make it"
FlynnRaccoon: Pessimistic (vs Optimistic) Nihilism is actually an interesting discussion.
MegaDosX: Also what if they masturbate their id?
patrick_stonecrusher: We believe in NAWSING, Lebowski
matthaus_c: Nietzsche looks and writes like a man who'd be arrested for public indecency
BrowneePoints: Nah, Nihilism is boring. Existentialism and Absurdism are for more interesting
BrowneePoints: far*
kumatsu:
@Kramburger sounds like the original definition doesn't really matter 
TehAmelie: there's nothing to be afraid of, Donny. these men are nihilists
betweenmyself:
regular public ego masturbation keeps the ur-prostate in good health
lazermeow: We want the money LaabOWski.
saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c Trueee. Also weirdly obsessed with sister, so...
BrowneePoints: That's existentialism! What you give value to matters!
BrowneePoints: WOOOOO!
itira: Evening gamers
matthaus_c: we were ramming a workout ball into an old man
BusTed: harry and the hendersons
Mr_Horrible: like everything, it is a system of thought that helps inform how people see the world. Some people choose to see stupidly with it, others don't.
saucemaster5000: Buckaroo Bonzai
BrowneePoints: harry and the hendersons
itira: Harry and the Hendersons
Xed_Regulus: Harry and the Hendersons
Mr_Horrible: *jazz hands*
korvys: Harry and the Hendersoins?
Orxolon: Harry and the hendersons
NimrodXIV: Harry and the Hendersons
gawag_: Harry and the Hendersons
ShaneLeeAtk: Harry and the Henderson
BrowneePoints: LOL CALLED OUT
joelowe2: Harry and the Hendersons
patrick_stonecrusher: Harry and the hendersons
itsr67:
matthaus_c: @BusTed NAILED
Mr_Horrible: damn, Ted catching strays
hieroglyphica: Yeah, I'm in my existentialism period too. Real hard to quit the capitalism moralism addiction
BrowneePoints: YOU WERE THE FIRST ONE TO RESPOND BUSTED LOL
itira: roasted
BusTed: also a TV show
ButButTheJesus: @itira hewwo
NimrodXIV: age check on the chat there
KV1NN4: Harry and the Hendersons also had a tv series
DudelidouX: He was the first to answer so not wrong
Mr_Horrible: wait, also a series?
Mr_Horrible: huh, TIL
itira: @ButButTheJesus hiiee
saucemaster5000: Yeah fuck labyrinth
patrick_stonecrusher: Bait bait bait
kumatsu: time to drift with an old man
rosesmcgee: Most movies are dogshit. They make a lot of them
korvys: Mind Place
BrowneePoints: I think 80s movies are hot or cold
matthaus_c: fuck The Black Cauldron
FlynnRaccoon: It's not "good" it's either Amazing or Wut
betweenmyself: say that about “Batteries Not Included” and watch chat burn down the internet
itira: whoa whoa whoa matthaus
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saucemaster5000: Gurgi tho
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BrowneePoints: Worst Disney movie ever made
Orxolon: woa woa woa
Mr_Horrible: that movie *does* actually suck, though
ballesta25: Sounds inadvisable
Henshini: nah, I love muppets and I watched it this year and was like "I don't get it"
matthaus_c: fuckin 1985 KKona brother
Mr_Horrible: like, I *want* it to be good, but it wasn't
gibbousm: I just watched the Black Cauldron last week. It was okay
Henshini: Dark crystal is the bomb
Fanklok: They hated Matthaus_C becahse they spoke the truth
itira:
the movie isnt great
kumatsu: when are we getting Black Cauldron at Disneyland
Blakemcm: when you take shots, sometimes it richocets
BrowneePoints: Disney still has the rights to the Chronicles of Prydain btw Adam. Apparently they're planning on doing a Series
KWardJenx: Lloyd Alexnader is the bomb.
Tweygoh: I got read the book in 3rd grade
Mr_Horrible: Adam "Non-Reader" Savidan
BrowneePoints: Gideon the 9th
gualdhar: Gideon the Ninth
gibbousm: Locked Tomb Trilogy
Orxolon: last book i read was a manual,does it count?
saucemaster5000: Honestly the movie is not THAT bad. it just has a bunch of very bad animation errors
raulghoulia: jumanji
NoxStryx: ACTOR?
NimrodXIV: Tried that book. couldn't get into it
Scy_Anide: I finished a book today. The Farthest Shore from Earthsea. It was...fine.
Mr_Horrible: you get the historical title
Fanklok: Audio books count
Tweygoh: Fuck gurgie but also love gurgie
Mr_Horrible: grandfathered in
hieroglyphica: I bounced off the second one, but I'm going to retry it
Singenmeister: I used to want so many books to be made into movies but now I live in fear of the day Disney gets the rights to Redwall.
gibbousm: I recommend Timothy Zahn and Terry Pratchett
betweenmyself: just need to find Adam some more Fighting Fantasy books
Mr_Horrible: I've been going back through my horror anthologies recently, trying to get back to reading more
Fanklok: I've been listening to Discowrld books at the gym
NoxStryx: Terry pratchett is so good
korvys: Sherlock
saucemaster5000: I'ma say t - Terry Prachet got one bit and rode that for 50 books
Saintnex: mind place is such a terrible name
The_Timo: Your mind fences are too tall
Saintnex: mind hostel
definenull: It's a shared apartment
TehAmelie: plenty of cheap mental real estate out there
rosesmcgee: Economy is so bad need roommates to afford a Mind Place
Singenmeister: cranium bouncy cactke
Joan_of_Oat: OUR mind place, comrades
Mr_Horrible:
@saucemaster5000 it's a bit that carried 50 books tho 
Singenmeister: *castle
jessieimproved: I have a hyperphasia, and I don't really have a "mind place"
matthaus_c: Mind Palace was already dogshit, Mind Place is horse nuts
ashteranic: Well, Odin can, now.
EvilBadman: Come up with a better name.
hieroglyphica: Eh, just cause the bit got tired doesn't mean it weren't good in my opinion but I'm not arguing
ButButTheJesus: well its a PLACE, in your... MIND...
ShaneLeeAtk: Is it rent controlled?
korvys: Brain Bungalow
NoxStryx: @betweenmyself i found a tool to write your own CYOA and i have been trying to make one for adam
squ3e: Mods, take that guys kneecaps
SquareDotCube: gray matter manor
itsr67: oh my gooood
korvys: Head House
saucemaster5000: look I love discworld. But I know what I'm getting is a mcdonalds burger
Tweygoh: intellectual “property”
Mazrae: wait, what happens when you get behind on payment on your mind palace
BrowneePoints: TAKEN!? Destiny 2 Intensifies
betweenmyself:
“It wants to take him… And then take me!… OH MY GOOOOOOOOD!” 
itira: why tho
matthaus_c: they're doing WHAT
MegaDosX: OK but why though
gawag_: taken 3 makes taken 2 look like taken
NimrodXIV: what
josh___something: Taken? Is this destiny 2?
The_Timo: Oh no
BrowneePoints: dude you'd love those movies
BrowneePoints: they are stupid
barbmitzvah: I was mad until you said Neeson
betweenmyself: @noxstryx that’s pretty cool
hieroglyphica: Now that's unfair, it's at least a Potbelly's
MegaDosX: They are of their time
itira: Im real fuckin tired of remakes
itsr67: some dated jokes but it's fucking hilarious
Orxolon: i like naked gun more
Fanklok: "Dated" is a strong word
TehAmelie: it's just a technique to practice mental discipline, why not call it a mind place or mind butthole if you like
xantos69: Adam... If I ever meet you in person. We are watching Airplane.
BrowneePoints: they are stupid(affectionately)
Dog_of_Myth: Good stupid fun
jessieimproved: That move is like, the source of a lot of jokes
NoxStryx: @saucemaster5000 a lot of the discworld books are making social commentary, i think they are more than big macs
Juliamon: More jokes than you'd expect still hold up
Henshini: You mean xenials won't understand wanting to punch hare krishnas and talking jive?
Nigouki: stop remaking good movie, start remaking shit movies to be better
dumbo3k: It's probably fitting they are remaking Airplane, when Airplane itself was a remake
matthaus_c: I wish money weren't a thing
Diabore: i like things i remember
ButButTheJesus: ah, an official reason for me to mix up Leslie Nelson and Liam Neeson (sp?)
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 I love you, homie, but you're legitimately incorrect. His wordplay and satire setups are head and shoulders above most modern authors. Like yes, he's got a style, but that doesn't make it bad inherently
patrick_stonecrusher: New ideas are The Emoji Movie
itira:
iv been to the theater twice in the last 4 years
Orxolon: they are remaking because everytime a new IP comes out everyone is like:"what a thrash"
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible hook baited
Singenmeister: A sight gag every 5.5 secinds
Dog_of_Myth: Great movie]
itsr67: we need to get this woman to a hospital. what is it? it's a place full of sick people but that's not important right now
gibbousm: they should remake all of the Nicholas Cage films, but keep Nicholas Cage
Mr_Horrible:
@saucemaster5000 artist's depiction of Sauce: 
patrick_stonecrusher: 80s movies are dogship
Blakemcm: crash land on alien planet
Atarra: great suggestion I've heard is, instead of making live-action remakes of animation, make animated remakes of live-action
Makrosian_Tae: ENEMY MINE MENTIONED
matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible damn sauce looking kinda cute
EvilBadman: @saucemaster5000 any reason you're just trolling, or is today just an unlucky day?
Lionhardt544: I hear we continue to wake the second Alan
Mr_Horrible: oh that reminds me, I need to bus out to Seattle and watch Immaculate
Blakemcm: ur fine friendo, but yea big part is them like making a hut and living
gawag_: loooots of reboots in horror tho
saucemaster5000: @EvilBadman when am I not?
Makrosian_Tae: They've used Enemy Mine as an inspiration for a lot of movies
Makrosian_Tae: it lives on
Lionhardt544: Surely jumping into the like fifth or whatever stream of this won't confuse me at all
hatboozeparty: POG
MegaDosX: OK but what if we didn't
NoxStryx: Horry movie are doing remakes? Halloween, scream
itira: damn
public_key_reveal_party: o7
betweenmyself: somehow Flight of the Navigator has not been remade, and I’m okay with that
Juliamon: nah, by next week Windows will just force-install it
itira: ok google
Mr_Horrible: I can't write, Adam
BrowneePoints: Like, why remake a widely successful banger like Lion King, when Disney could give Black Cauldron or Atlantis another shot
Scarbble: hey adam, don't screw that up
Blip2004: it just takes 30 seconds to hit "update and reboot"
BrowneePoints: or Great Mouse Detective/Rescuers
Mr_Horrible: those HWHAT?
tod_vom_himmel: Od dp gramgram
Dog_of_Myth:
Fanklok: Hitting Rhythm Cafe with an update is pretty crinfe
Atarra: @Lionhardt544 it's okay, they don't remember the plot either
Orxolon: Show me the Champion of Liiiiiiiiight,remember that?i still do
Lionhardt544: @atarra oh good we can be lost together lol
ashteranic: been stealing meds from old people there, Ben?
matthaus_c: if it were me I'd not let the stream go down
Atarra:
"update stream" oh just trying to break your record for how long you don't game on Let's Nope? 
Lionhardt544: Hahahahaha perfect
itira: just a touch
matthaus_c: quiznos
Mr_Horrible: whatever you gotta tell yourself to sleep at night, Benjamin
Lionhardt544: Dunning Kruger quiz
Orxolon: question is Alan in the dark place?
korvys: "How many holes are in a straw - 1 or 2?"
Saintnex: what is the meaning of life Ben?
kumatsu: Adam has a perfect recall of everything in all Let's Nope games, he just pretends not to know for the Bit
raulghoulia: what's a mutual fund?
josh___something: Show me the champion of light
patrick_stonecrusher: Whats 5 + 7 ??!
NoxStryx: Who is Alan wake?
the_walking: what’s the best whopper?
saucemaster5000: okay -- what was the name of the watch's first dwarve woman in dsicworld?
betweenmyself:
remake Firefly and give it to Fox so they can cancel it after one season again 
josh___something: Follow up question, who is the herald of darkness
xantos69: Hello my name is Sophie and I have a hard choice to make...
ashteranic: Kinda surprised that you don't have updates for those PCs scheduled to avoid this, given that patch Tuesday is kinda predictable
public_key_reveal_party: A+ no notes
Saintnex: welp
Fanklok: Cheery Littlebottom
Mr_Horrible: that's a demerit right there
NoxStryx: Topographically a straw and a donut are the same
frank_the_great: That's actually the mathematically correct answer for the holes
korvys: Ok, if you block one end of a straw, now how many holes are in it?
tergonis: Are you the keymaster?
MacbethSeemsSus: What snacks does Saga keep in the Mind Place?
hatboozeparty: Math is forbidden i guess
ButButTheJesus: to be fair, this game in particular is hard to follow imho even if you are paying attention
BrowneePoints: *Brownee has been activated*
Juliamon: best Whopper is the malted milk ball
BrowneePoints: *Sprinting into chat*
Rhynerd: fair
Singenmeister: Why are the Polaroids in this game from Battlestar Galactica?
Lionhardt544: True and fair
speedracer4321: whats the best thing at Tim Hortons?
NoxStryx: How did the dairy queen get pregnant?
matthaus_c: what's the biggest animal you think you could take in a hand to hand fight
Makrosian_Tae: If my boss visits from head office, do I block aerial since he's higher up the food chain than me?
ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon riiiight
Mr_Horrible: noooo the stupid whopper gag song is stuck in my head now noooo
frank_the_great: Those are mid at best
saucemaster5000: milk duds are bad after the third one
Ferisar: how goes the case
spurius: pie or cake?
NoxStryx: Burger king didnt wrap his whopper
gawag_: the fuck is a sour key?
matthaus_c: are those like the keys I ate
The_Timo: Orange and Green sour keys
saucemaster5000: I could eat dots forever
kumatsu: I once did swedish fish until I was physically ill, can't recommend
TheBehemothBarn: @Fanklok Detritus?
itira:
id eat thousands of coke bottle candies
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 that's about when I become acutely aware that I'm not swallowing them, they're just sticking to my teeth
jessieimproved: Sour Patch Kids are the only candy I can eat continuously, until I literally burn my tongue
Joan_of_Oat: pop quiz! what's your credit card number 🤨
Fanklok: @TheBehemothBarn Is a troll
tod_vom_himmel: Streamers don't have rights
saucemaster5000: @jessieimproved I'm with you there
xantos69: If you put me in a 10,000 gallon vat filled with Reeses Pieces.... I would eat them until I died.
itsr67: nah too rich
hatboozeparty: EWWW
gawag_: ok new question. WHY is a sour key
Makrosian_Tae: For me it's those marshmallow strawberries. When the flavor is just right, god, I would dig me own grave
patrick_stonecrusher: Lemonheads
Juliamon: it's really funny how every country has gummies but there's only like 70% overlap in types
saucemaster5000: I had a resse's recently and was so disappointed in the peanut butter
ArdCollider: the cups, or the Reese's holiday blobs?
Scy_Anide: Reese's Pieces is my windmill slam
QuixoticScrivener: Reese's cups are expensive.
betweenmyself:
Hostess Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Pies, with all their green food dye wonderfulness
speedracer4321: too rich and dense your stomach would return to sender after ten
ShaneLeeAtk: Big Cup
kumatsu: okay but what about Reese's Pieces
Mr_Horrible: I'll be honest, I got reminded by you two specifically that Sour Patch Watermelon exist and now they're a temptation every time I'm at the store
itira: the KING cups? so good
emberBecky: that's probably me with sour patch watermelons
BrowneePoints: Reese's Big Cups
Atarra: the mini cups are the perfect chocolate:pb ratio
BrowneePoints: they still exist
Xed_Regulus: New Live bit: Ben eats Reese Peanut Butter Cups
Toxxick: Hello my fellow nerds
Darth_Litigious: Peanut M&M's
Makrosian_Tae: BIG CUP
itira: TRUE Adam
BrowneePoints: Reese's Pieces slap
TehAmelie: have you seen the movie Beerfest? they have beer instead of candy, but still
BrowneePoints: how DARE you
Fanklok: The 1 pound Reese's Cups, I am ashamed to say I ate one in a whole sitting
itsr67: what the hell
xantos69: Reeses Pieces slam so hard.
itira: Smarties are also bad
jessieimproved: Reese's Pieces are pretty good
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible They were being sold for a dollar at my local store recently and I bought 5 boxes
Orxolon: have you ever tried "dulce de leche"?
matthaus_c: 0 to milkshake duck real fast
gawag_: we got pieces!
NoxStryx: If you were stuck in a haunted sour house would you need a sour key to open the door?
queercrafting_chonk: No Adam no
Mazrae: Reese's piecese are the fucking best
Mr_Horrible: having to remind myself that Canadian smartees aren't ours
ButButTheJesus: Adam? Adam
lamina5432: don’t like peanut butter
public_key_reveal_party: reeses pieces are worse peanut butter m&ms
BrowneePoints: they're called Sixlets here in the States
raulghoulia: I like dirt
MrSarkhan: peanut butter m&ms are better than reeses pieces
queercrafting_chonk: Reese's pieces are great
SquareDotCube: US Smarties are good
Ferisar: sharties?
gawag_: oh
speedracer4321: we have reeses pieces in the states
itsr67: reeses pieces are just bad
Juliamon: Sixlets are hot garbo
itira: Peanut M&Ms S tier
BrowneePoints: Excuse me
queercrafting_chonk: Oh okay my bad
BrowneePoints: Hershey's sucks
emberBecky: do American smarties still exist? maybe just in Halloween bags?
NoxStryx: Us smarties are sugared chalk
itsr67: I want just peanut butter
Mr_Horrible: we have glorified Necco Wafers as our Smartees
Thefluffiestguineapig: TRUE
Saintnex: imo Smarties over m&m’s except for the peanut m&m’s
BrowneePoints: but OTHER candy companies have good chocolate
public_key_reveal_party: it's built worse
Xed_Regulus: @itira Yes!
speedracer4321: its because were all fat and need extra sugar content so they add it
ButButTheJesus: wait what are Canadian smarties
Thefluffiestguineapig: It has a lot of corn syrup in it
protojman: Reece’s pieces are top tier. but yeah our chocolate is fake and cheaped out
Singenmeister: you gotta get that 60% cacao shit
itira: love me some rockets
Rhynerd: is it the corn?
tod_vom_himmel: Chalk pellets u mean
BrowneePoints: yea they're like US Sixlets
saucemaster5000: you know what's good? mambas
EvilBadman: @butbutthejesus like m&m with a thicker shells
Mr_Horrible:
@saucemaster5000 share 
Ferisar: what about some pain au chocolat
Dog_of_Myth: Give me that dark chocolate
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible NO
couchboyj: There's lots of good chocolate here, but not in the massed produced candy bars for damn sure
ButButTheJesus: ohhhh TIL
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 can't blame a guy for trying
NoxStryx: US chocolate is made from sour milk thanks to hershey's. True facts
Juliamon: I mean... it's not wrong
MegaDosX: We call them that here too
Mr_Horrible: incredibly UK-coded name
Makrosian_Tae: The shell is crunchier yeah
patrick_stonecrusher: Better than Jimmies
MegaDosX: Of sprinkles
BrowneePoints: Not All US Chocolate is made with the Vomit Enzyme Chat
ashteranic: Australia has Smarties similar to Canadian's ones yeah
korvys: Hundreds AND Thousands
lifecharacter: Sprunkos
queercrafting_chonk: They're called jimmies in my home of New England
MegaDosX: Australia also uses them to make fairy bread
korvys: Not, of
SquareDotCube: sprinkles for me
KV1NN4: Hundreds AND Thousands
Tweygoh: where are they called jimmys?
TehAmelie: my country is like #3 in chocolate and i can't stand having more than like one snickers bar. so sad
ashteranic: *
satyropodobny: they be billions
BrowneePoints: they're called jimmies somewhere yea
MegaDosX: No, you just call them Hundreds and Thousands, and you accept that that's accurate
BrowneePoints: AHTI!
matthaus_c: I've seen a nonzero amount of brits be confused at the concept of a singular Hundreds-and-Thousand
BrowneePoints: He's BACK
Juliamon: only the brown ones are jimmies
gawag_: is that christopher walken?
satyropodobny: Ahti just CARES
Juliamon: rainbow sprinkles are sprinkles
KV1NN4:
Doens't make it better, but make sit more accurate 
Kramburger: It's a brand name that just started to mean 'sprinkles'
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I just woke up, did I miss anything significant? I see we’re still in the old folks home
Wolfstrike_NL: Hi there wednesday
Dog_of_Myth: Thanks Ahti
Mr_Horrible: no, he's Atchin' you
Fanklok: No going in the Naruto door
Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig Just some Golden Sun slander
Thefluffiestguineapig: [Ahti will remember this]
TehAmelie: Ahti the janotor is game walking
Singenmeister: @gawag_ Not unless Walken got Finnish real fast.
queercrafting_chonk: @juliamon I've seen ice cream stands that list it as rainbow jimmies
MegaDosX: They do that a lot in Scooby Doo
TehAmelie: janitor, even
Mr_Horrible: makes for a good visual, tho
ballesta25: If you put it on the door *frame*, it might help
saucemaster5000: why does donald duck not wear patns but put a towel around his waist when he leaves the shower?
Mr_Horrible: the Spooky Space Kook
Morrigan9: rip doorknob out? drrr
Mr_Horrible: why did I have that round chambered?
MegaDosX: Scooby Doo, not the sharpest tool in the shed
Thefluffiestguineapig: @mr_horrible Neurodivergence is quite a thing sometimes
Singenmeister: @megadosx he got the spirit though
ButButTheJesus: HA
BusTed: choice
Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig y'know I've never gone for a diagnosis but my brain *does* love to remember bizarre stuff like this
Bruceski: That is just a cascade of absolute banger punchlines
BrowneePoints: i think it was like 68 or 72
squ3e: almost as good as wheelers horse joke
raulghoulia: I could listen to Ben describe jokes from the 70s forever
MegaDosX: Started in 1969
BrowneePoints: @LoadingReadyRun September 13, 1969 first episode
patrick_stonecrusher: Best Scooby Doo joke was when Scooby read a sign perfectly
UncannyJimjams: Rose? Oh, you mean Alan Wake's least medicated soldier
Makrosian_Tae: Seven-DEEZ-NUTS
7gorobei: '69-'76
Mr_Horrible: true, honestly, they've got some pretty memorable designs
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matthaus_c: I loved the guy in the iron mask with the sharks
saucemaster5000: I could never figure out where scooby doo was.
NoxStryx: I always get the spooky space kook mixed up with major tom from venture bros
Mr_Horrible: and I also *did* watch a fuckload of scooby doo
saucemaster5000: wrote a song about it
queercrafting_chonk: I saw a Scooby Doo stage show with my cousins when we were kids lol
ButButTheJesus: !OBJECTION!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Fuck you
lazermeow: I do a banger Shaggy and Scooby-Doo impression.
Nigouki: Medical Professional.jpeg
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do NOT gaslight me about my child’s life
UncannyJimjams: Girlboss the shit out of her, Saga!
speedracer4321: this lady is straight up cookoo bananas
Juliamon: Ah yes, everyone loves senior abuse
matthaus_c: have you ever just banged out the word Noggin completely naturally and not at all on purpose
squ3e: Saga didnt even finish Saga
matthaus_c: Noggin feels like a word you never say unintentionally
NimrodXIV: Saga's still going
quesocouatl: THE STALK
themenace1: The Stalk
Thefluffiestguineapig: @speedracer4321 In the first game she was basically a stalker for Alan Wake
BrowneePoints: it went on big hiatus
hieroglyphica: You mean the hottest character in the whole series???
BrowneePoints: like Hunter x Hunter kind of Hiatus Ben
UncannyJimjams: That's not the least bit threatening, Rose
frank_the_great: Saga is on a frustrating mini hiatus rn. They haven't said shit last time I checked
Mr_Horrible: it rules
matthaus_c: psychopaths
ButButTheJesus: hm
matthaus_c: respecting your time
Mr_Horrible: Itsuno is a visionary
speedracer4321: watcxh out for puddles, of all the things to warn the fbi agent who has been shot at and hit with weapons.....
saucemaster5000: respecting your time
Kramburger: Great content, Streamer
squ3e: is Dragons Dogma multiplayer or singleplayer?
NoxStryx: If you die in dragons dogma 2 you die in real life
EvilBadman: Time. Respected.
Pharmacistjudge: if it is Ward -Psychopath..do you have to spend a psychopath to target it?
squ3e: Ah, well now im interested
Orxolon: i hate hospital environments
NotCainNorAbel: Are you rehabilitated?
TheAwkes: Yeah. I *will* buy it, but not yet.
Mr_Horrible: he cracked like a fuckin' egg
ButButTheJesus: Same, too many games, still wanted to try DD1, I am but a human
Thefluffiestguineapig: In I think Far Cry 4 you could wait for the villain to come back into the room and just shortcut the game
frank_the_great: That's nothing. They need 48 minutes of something monotonous, so you can't walk away
Kramburger: 43 minutes of nothing on a stream would be DEATH
betweenmyself:
trying to do an escort mission in a game without Escorts
Ferisar: she’s not an American actress
Kramburger: Everybody has an accent, Ben
UncannyJimjams: Hey Chuck! It's your cousin, MARVIN BERRY
Mr_Horrible: @Kramburger that's when you pull up OSRS and start fishing
KidAmn: I'm finally playing Cyberpunk and I haven't even started Persona 3 Reload or Granblue. I ain't got time for *another* game
saucemaster5000: @Kramburger not californians
Mazrae: im going to try get Dragons dogma 1 while i wait for 2 to go on sale
BrowneePoints: not everyone has an accent
itira: no doubt eh
josh___something: yeah, bud?
BrowneePoints: but everyone has a dialect
Thefluffiestguineapig: @browneepoints Good way to put it
patrick_stonecrusher: He 'Tor' off his bandages
TheMerricat: Everyone _else_ but me have an accent.
patrick_stonecrusher: 'Tor'
josh___something: daaaaamn
matthaus_c: I've been told today my portuguese accent sounds european and I've never heard anything more devastating
The_Timo: Uh oh... I say bud a lot..... Oops lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: also not being able to get through doors here is realistic because in most medical facilities they are magnetized shut
saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c now THAT is fucking insulting
ButButTheJesus: he gonna hammer all day long
Juliamon:
matthaus_c
josh___something: GOT EM
UncannyJimjams: Even Saga is over it
Anubis169: how dare they matthaus_c!
jessieimproved: I listened to a video with European Portuguese up against Brazilian and it sounded like two different languages
Juliamon: jessieimproved I mean.. it is
Mr_Horrible: Glover tonight, Queen?
Fanklok: Silicone Valley????
The_Timo: Don't have a copy of Glover... Lol. Got Buck Bumble tho
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jessieimproved Oh boy regional variations of languages can get WILD
TehAmelie: such a playground (for the developers)
saucemaster5000: body harvest was the perfect example of horseshit and great
matthaus_c: they're pretty much different languages, super weird they still legally share a grammar code
Makrosian_Tae: Castlevania 64 anyone??
Mr_Horrible: Buck Bumble's a fuckin' heater
ButButTheJesus: from Mario 64 to Superman 64 and everything in between
Scarbble: some of them definitely wrapped around though. there were some amazing bad n64 games
Pharmacistjudge: I thought the playstation/playstation 2 was a bigger shovelware potential
itira: Harvest Moon 64 tho actual best game ever made
The_Timo: Harvest moon 64.
josh___something: Any poopers in chat?
patrick_stonecrusher: Trouble Makers *shake shake*
CastleOtranto: Big poopies
the_walking: the ds was the same way
matthaus_c: I'm always here to shatter the porcelain
UncannyJimjams: The first games my brother and I got for our N64 was Banjo Kazooie for me and Glover for my younger brother. They very quickly realized the mistake and got him Mario 64
Singenmeister: that’s just man poops
TheMerricat:
"home bathroom".... Adam plays games too much, he's gamified his pooping.
Fanklok: You gotta be careful Ben, your butthole might fall out
Mr_Horrible: @Pharmacistjudge higher highs but... well not necessarily lower lows, but broader lows, I'd say, yeah
Makrosian_Tae: Constantly
ButButTheJesus: Hey Adam did you ever play the remastered Turoks, they did all 3 of the originals
saucemaster5000: did someone ask you how many reps you were doing?
The_Timo: @itira yes! Got a cart of harvest moon with a save in year 34 lol
Pharmacistjudge: and....that's why I take metamucil daily.
TehAmelie: Doom 64 was the superior Doom up to Doom 2016 send tweet
betweenmyself: it’s only a problem if someone comes to check in on you
ButButTheJesus: ew.
BrowneePoints: You let that shit slide....oliterally
SnackPak_:
definenull: Schlorp
korvys: Snakes have eggs...
Saintnex: but sitting too long in the John is also bad for you Adam!
Ferisar: you want them to open one way ben?
Tweygoh: som give live birh
PatronSaintOfUncertainty: maybe you just lower your poop shields at home
BrowneePoints: yep. weakens your muscles down there
itira: @The_Timo woooow! I always just restarted over and over
Morrigan9: no eating
kumatsu: living is bad for you
saucemaster5000: just don't poop ever
SnackPak_: poops are universally bad
matthaus_c: fissures are mostly annoying, but brother it fucks you up seeing blood in toilet water
ButButTheJesus: everything is bad and nothing works
gualdhar: there's no ethical shitting under capitalism
Juliamon: you are currently dying from oxygen
speedracer4321: just gotta squatty potty boys
Mr_Horrible: NAUR
Pharmacistjudge: more fiber in your diet, so you poop faster.
The_Timo: @itira I could never do that to my cows lol.
EvilBadman: I would simply not shit
UncannyJimjams: Sitting: bad; pooping:bad; breathing:bad
Pharmacistjudge: or cheat with metamucil
ButButTheJesus: should I squatty potty? Is that a real thing?
Blip2004: sitting or standing still for 20 minutes or more decreases circulation by 40% so not even standing desks are good
Makrosian_Tae: FUCK the government
Atarra: too much of most things in life is bad
itira:
@The_Timo 
matthaus_c: aliens haven't contacted us because we're the psychopaths that breathe poison
Mr_Horrible: this is why we play games, Adam - we need a W every once in a while
saucemaster5000: Good poops are as refreshing as ice water
quesocouatl: Poophoria
TehAmelie: poopin is when i get most of my reading done
Singenmeister: you must have a medium amount of everything but also none except when you need tons of it.
Pharmacistjudge: Ben discovering speed run movement tech
speedracer4321: circled dates?
Joan_of_Oat: 100% of people who poop die. wake up sheeple!
The_Timo: When I get home I'm gonna go through my SNES and N64 games! See what I still got. Some real good ones in there
EvilBadman: There's other documents in this room
Saintnex: tbf, most of the time, the sitting too long on the toilet is more aimed at people who just sit there and play on their phones
ButButTheJesus: I think I cheated on this puzzle and looked it up
Fanklok: Wax on Wane off
The_Timo: Weaponlord!
Singenmeister: @joan_of_oat H2O is a menace to all who live
Mr_Horrible: "opsec"
Bruceski: June's the month with all those days crossed off
Pharmacistjudge: there are post it notes on the screen...almost always the password
Ferisar: d o g
queercrafting_chonk: Talking of grandma mistakes for N64 games,
The_Timo: But I have a copy lol I know it's bad lol just glad to own a copy
Juliamon: Saintnex nah it was a thing prior to that, I got yelled at growing up for keeping books in the bathroom
jessieimproved: year-month-day always
matthaus_c: year-month-day
MWGNZ: yyyy-mm-dd
KidAmn: hey, don't you ugh us, there are DOZENS of us
Pharmacistjudge: if you day then month, you can never celebrate pie day
ButButTheJesus: but YYYYMMDD for files
Kramburger: Day Montyh Year supremacy
patrick_stonecrusher: Oh my Goooooood European Formatting?!
RealGamerCow: Adam sippy cup time
Mazrae: what about yyyy-dd-mm
Fanklok: Classic Adam
UncannyJimjams: kkona brother! Month/day/year is the way to be
EvilBadman: Happy 26 March? THEY HAVE PLAYED US LIKE FOOLS
MacbethSeemsSus: Epoch-Day-Month-Year
phuznutz: _yymmdd all the way
matthaus_c: @Mazrae extremely cursed
TehAmelie: i submit that if you're not going to write the numbers in order from biggest to smallest, at least write the name of the month
Ferisar: pw is 80084
betweenmyself: rearrange the numbers so so the year, month and day are jumbled… YDMDYYMY
MWGNZ: @matthaus_c what about dd-yyyy-mm
Fanklok: If Ben doesn't understand your puzzle it's a dog shit puzzle
patrick_stonecrusher: You have to say "Stardate:" before saying the date
Mr_Horrible: "Sorry, ladies, I'm *taken*"
matthaus_c: @MWGNZ more acceptable than that other abomination
ButButTheJesus: I remember an older programmer saying they only used 1 digit for year in some programs in the 80's to save memory/storage
Singenmeister: @mwgnz That seems like a painting Dali never got around to making.
saucemaster5000: @patrick_stonecrusher OKAY -- real question -- are there dates in star trek that are not "stardates"? Why say star?
BrowneePoints: should say on the back
Mr_Horrible:
@MWGNZ it makes me say ddayyyyumm that sucks
Juliamon: It should say on the box
Pharmacistjudge: it should say little brownie bakers or ABC bakers
jessieimproved: Look on the box it should say
jessieimproved: really little on the box
UncannyJimjams: You're looking for either ABC Baker or the Little something Bakery
Juliamon: Tiny text
gawag_: "these are awful" said through a mouthful of cookie
Mr_Horrible: Scurl Gouts
Joan_of_Oat: reading the cookies explains the cookies
itira: i havnt had girl guide cookies in like 85 million years
Atarra: somewhere it'll say what bakery it is like Little Brownie Bakery or whatever
Fanklok: Is ABC the bad one?
Juliamon: ABC or Little Brownie
BrowneePoints: ABC Bakers is Interbake, and Little Brownie is Keebler
Blip2004: the canadian girl guide cookies mint box is blue (or was last year)
BrowneePoints: so Keebler
Atarra: Little Brownie is Keebler if I remember correctly
Mr_Horrible: most people would like to
BrowneePoints: I like Tagalongs more anyways
Atarra: was a girl scout in the States here for years lol
Mr_Horrible: although probably not *those* elves
definenull: Uhhh
matthaus_c: Brian Kibler, a man of bad cookies
ButButTheJesus:
@Mr_Horrible
Pharmacistjudge: ???
EvilBadman: There's one more clue document in that room
saucemaster5000: They fit everywhere
Dog_of_Myth: @matthaus_c OMG that one got me
Fanklok: Everybody wants to fuck everyhing Adam
Singenmeister: rule34 has no exceptions
patrick_stonecrusher: They make it look so... big
ButButTheJesus: @saucemaster5000 oh my
NoxStryx: Someone is even attracted to Bengineering
joelowe2: I'd have to draw a cartoon bag over his head, but I could give it a go.
UncannyJimjams: Keebler elves?? No thanks. Snap, Crackle, and Pop? Yes please
Ferisar: the kibler?
SquareDotCube: "gonna E.L. Fudge that elf"
BrowneePoints: If you get the chance Adam, if yall get Tagalongs again(the peanut butter Girl Scout Cookies) pop them in the freezer. They're really good chilled
Mathwyn: "Stupid sexy elf"
jessieimproved: @saucemaster5000 You seen that scene in The Boys?
Mr_Horrible: I don't even remember their names, I just remember how their asses look as they walk out the door in the morning
BusTed: It was early stream days I thought
definenull: Ah before becoming terminally online
Scarbble: what the dog doin?
Fanklok: I remember the day Adam learned about Bad Dragon dildoes
Dog_of_Myth: You called?
Ferisar: d o g
saucemaster5000: Quantum theory
Mr_Horrible: most of us have no idea about most things
NoxStryx: Knotting
Ferisar: hey Ben have you considered using danzai to solve this puzzle
Scarbble: twitch chat pls
patrick_stonecrusher: Unknown unknowns
matthaus_c: there are 7 artworks on Rule34 tagged Keebler_Elves
Pharmacistjudge: i spent time on /b/ decades ago...back when it was still horrible but at least it was goofy
BrowneePoints: You never had the urge to rewrite a story with different outcomes?
Ferisar: wdym
Joan_of_Oat: @matthaus_c and you just... happen to know this?
NoxStryx: But what does ao3 stand for?
Mr_Horrible: fanfic with homemade blorbos
betweenmyself:
somebody out there has a mad hankering for 
…
Makrosian_Tae: It me
TehAmelie: i'll bet money rule 34 has never found out about my stories
matthaus_c: @Joan_of_Oat nah I just looked it up
BrowneePoints: Archive of our Own
Mr_Horrible: Age of Ompires
Kramburger: Some people are creative, Adam
jessieimproved: My teenager was MORTIFIED that I knew what AO3 was
saucemaster5000: I preferred classic game fantasy empires
kumatsu: Age of Omthebox
Ferisar: dnd campaigns are wizards tricking you into doing work for them
EvilBadman: Try reading the one in the file cabinet again
KidAmn: I was an AoE2 boy and bounced right off AoM/AoE3
gualdhar: I was more of an "Age of En Passant" kid
Pharmacistjudge: I rather play HoMaM3
patrick_stonecrusher: Markiplier stole the E from ao3
onetrueseth: Isis, hear my plea
Mr_Horrible:
now it's Theyge of Thempires, because of woke
Joan_of_Oat:
@matthaus_c sureeee 
BrowneePoints: He's VERY handsome
SpoonfullOfSugar: for me, age of mythology has the greatest line ever: We surrender, now move a bit closer."
Fanklok: Markiplier is also jacked
Mazrae: Ben, just a guess (never played the game) try one of the circled dates in august??
matthaus_c:
@Joan_of_Oat 
BrowneePoints: also started like 13 years ago back when he was in college and JACKED
NoxStryx: Age of Empires was the one with the lazer baby on a trike right?
RealGamerCow: he seems like not a dick, too. Rare.
Makrosian_Tae: I never did either, and then something really got its claws in me. I'm not some 50 pages deep in my own little narrative
Dog_of_Myth: Age of Ozference
kumatsu: last time I saw him was sad at a booth with no line at SDCC
Pharmacistjudge: one of those people who got really popular by getting scared by FNAF on camera
Mathwyn: He's like you Adam, but more successful
Ferisar: wtf
UncannyJimjams: You're pretty much there Ben, just missing the year
KV1NN4: Markeplier seems like a ice person but I don't watch his stuff personally
saucemaster5000: Once you get to a certain level of youtuybe famous I've never heard of you
queercrafting_chonk: For me, writing fanfic was a way to enjoy writing with characters I loved in a scenario I wished to have seen them explore.
EvilBadman: Ben- File cabinet. Read that note carefully.
BrowneePoints: College Age/Beginning of his Career Markiplier was fucking YOKED
Dog_of_Myth:
wildpeaks: daaang
Makrosian_Tae: SHOT
mrbuzzfuzz: and has Tanned skin
MegaDosX: RIP Adam
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Mr_Horrible: to be fair everyone's kinda got a celeb that's "Them but more successful"
Mathwyn:
itira: roasted to a crisp yeesh
gawag_: i think markiplier is from my city and you arent adam, so you have that at least
Mr_Horrible: excellent jape, streamer
betweenmyself:
so what’s YOUR excuse, Adam?
Ferisar: hehehehe
Kramburger:
RealGamerCow: Korean I think?
BrowneePoints: he's from Ohio
matthaus_c: is your city single
EvilBadman: Korean
BrowneePoints: and hea he's Half-Korean
BrowneePoints: yea*
gawag_: cincy
therealmilesedgeworth: yo same
kumatsu: his brother is also the creator of one of the most popular webcomics of the early 00s
Pharmacistjudge: Korean/German born in Honolulu and raised in Cincinnati...where I am right now
Mr_Horrible: to be fair, Adam isn't trying to make a movie out of Iron Lung
Kramburger: Anyounhaseyo
therealmilesedgeworth: cincy is pretty cool
Mr_Horrible: so he's got that going
BrowneePoints: yep and his brother is a well known Webcomic artist
therealmilesedgeworth: TRUE
Atarra: Cincy? Ehhhh
gawag_: lmaooo
Fanklok: The main difference between Markiplier na Adam is Adam hasn't been in an NSP music video
gawag_: that was cleveland
RealGamerCow: That's Cleveland
NoxStryx: What state is round on the ends and high on the middle? Ohio
Atarra: < trying to leave Cincy currently lol
Ferisar: cinci natty
Azralorne: He's also making a movie based on a horror game lol
MacbethSeemsSus: that's Cleveland
Pharmacistjudge: No. Cincinnati still has the Reds
korvys: Jon Moxley is from Cincinnati
kumatsu:
@Fanklok new goal is to fix that 
PMAvers: Yeah, the Cleveland Guardians.
Dog_of_Myth: Cincinnati, home to bad chill.
Pharmacistjudge: Cincinnati is fine, lived here for a long time now
Ferisar: mr white I assure you I am 100% cincinatty
QuixoticScrivener: Is CFL big?
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Henshini: How many roughriders are there now?
saucemaster5000: Starting my petition to rename the A's to B's
Kramburger: The Cleveland Aneshs
Ferisar: what is your stack
therealmilesedgeworth: the art in cincy is amazing and every other year we have this event called BLINK and it's amazing, look it up!
RealGamerCow: Their chili is bad
BrowneePoints: Cincy and Cleveland aren't that bad. Ohio sucks though
Pharmacistjudge: I brought y'all Graeter's chocolate when i visited.
CastleOtranto: Their chili sucks
Atarra: it truly is the Medium Place
speedracer4321: Nebraska
korvys: They eat chilli weird
saucemaster5000: I got married in delaware
speedracer4321: Iowa
BrowneePoints: Maine is gawgeous
gualdhar: Delaware is shit, and they know it
Mr_Horrible: I'm *still* mad that the DC team didn't stick with "The Washington Football Team" after they finally got rid of Snyder
ButButTheJesus: hearing Cleveland always makes me think of the Drew Carey song
kumatsu: it was.. fine? When I went a couple years ago. Didn't go much past the convention center
NoxStryx: More like Sin-cinati
Thefluffiestguineapig: They have a BONKERS number of 1 way streets
Atarra: I won't touch the chili if my life depended on it
gawag_: yeah, thats kinda the best thing about it. under the radar but has a lot of cool things about it
Rourke9: deleware is very loud and will not let us forget them
jessieimproved: Nebraska has 311
BrowneePoints: All the corn in Iowa bends West cuz Iowa Sucks
SquareDotCube: in fairness, we don't hear things about Medicine Hat in the US, so
korvys: The only think I know about Cincinnati is that they eat chilli weird
BrowneePoints: and yes they are
Utopos: Maine is a strange and beautiful place.
circusofkirkus: Nebraska's football team hasn't been good for decades
lazermeow: North and South Dakota.
QuixoticScrivener: Pennsylvania?
public_key_reveal_party: I have lived in 3 out of the 4 forgotten states you mentioned
Dog_of_Myth: Wyoming
joelowe2: South Dakota
Utopos: Conversely, Delaware is a myth.
Mazrae: Oklahoma
matthaus_c: I only know Cincinnati from Fairly Oddparents
MrSarkhan: My state only ever gets mentioned when some politician does something stupid.
BrowneePoints: My friend in college went to high school with Corey Taylor
Pharmacistjudge: Cincinnati has a very polarizing dish that is Cincinnati Chili
TinkerTezz: lol nice iowa mentioned
Mr_Horrible: I'm cooler than Slipknot, and also from Iowa
Kramburger: East Virginia
silenceaux: Ohio?
NoxStryx: Minnisota
Juliamon: Rourke9 I have bad news for them, I forget them anyway
speedracer4321: Idaho
joelowe2: nailed it
Rourke9: @Juliamon hell yea
queercrafting_chonk: New Hampshire?
BrowneePoints: Iowa also invented the Modern Computer
Ferisar: dunkan Idaho @speedracer4321
ButButTheJesus: "there is no North Dakota!"
Mr_Horrible: well, that's not correct, I'm from NC, but I grew up in Iowa
raulghoulia: South Dakota has Mount Rushmore
BrowneePoints: you're welcome
baltimore_667083: somebody mentioned oklahoma?
lamina5432: having Philly in your state doesn’t allow forgetting.
saucemaster5000: NGL south dakota is,to me, the prettiest state
mulligan2six: Rhode Island
lazermeow: They should just one D'Amato.
Ferisar: duncan*
saucemaster5000: I love the badlands
SquareDotCube: South Daktota has all the tourist things.
EvilBadman: Ddmmyy
emberBecky: South dakota has president heads.
Pharmacistjudge: 30081624?
Singenmeister: Minnesota is Canada but colder
phuznutz: Oh hey there! Did you adopt us finally???!!!!
Juliamon: NH sucks please forget we are here
Dog_of_Myth: South Dakota is great to visit
neisan2112: Its gonna be one that no one here says cus they forgot it
BrowneePoints: NH is worse Vermont
Pharmacistjudge: just plug numbers in is my guess
BrowneePoints: fucking cold
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Singenmeister: St. Cloud gets to -60
matthaus_c: colder
Cosmonautilis24: MN here. We're just CA
therealmilesedgeworth: I could rave for hours about cincy, but the rest of ohio is meh.
BrowneePoints: we get colder than you Adam
patrick_stonecrusher: August 17, European Formatting
phuznutz: Regina cold
MacbethSeemsSus: Wyoming's pretty forgotten
EvilBadman: Ben you have it just put the Date with year in PC
NoxStryx: Maryland and delaware, the states that should just part of virginia or pennsylvania
lazermeow: Minnesota is Canada lite.
speedracer4321: what if it was the day he jopined the cil in day month year
Fanklok: Adam, tell Ben about the invisible wall of dicks
Kramburger:
mulligan2six: Ah yes, that famous Soundgarden lyric. Looking Manitoba, feeling Minnesota
Mr_Horrible: timeless bit
speedracer4321: joined the cult even
Mazrae: i think i have an idea for the password from the hints but i dont want to backseet
kumatsu:
It gets all the way down to 7c here 
BrowneePoints: I picked up my KH3 preorder during a polar vortex storm in Iowa at -62F Adam. Winters here in the midwest are DEADLY
itira: you cant say minnesota is colder than Canada as a whole
queercrafting_chonk: NH is yang to VT yin
Ferisar: 2024
speedracer4321: wrong date format
Roger_Job329: We talking Minnesota in here
gawag_:
speedracer4321: nm got it
DarknessKingCoH: It's 27 with 25mph winds in southern MN right now.
Orxolon: account locks at 3rd attempt¿?
Kramburger: flaccid or turgid?
ButButTheJesus: Adam he's trying to GAME
itira: wait climb?
korvys: WHAT A QUESTION
xantos69: Well what's on the other side of this wall?
saucemaster5000: Why does the invisible part change it?
mrbuzzfuzz: love wall of dicks
therealmilesedgeworth: my aunt lives in idaho. shit is weird there
hatboozeparty: I have many questions
noncrypticmoth: I love these two so much
Juliamon: You did respond suspciously fast
patrick_stonecrusher: What species
therealmilesedgeworth: are they hard?
TehAmelie: do you get gloves?
Mr_Horrible: speaking of having one in the chamber
jessieimproved: In Minecraft
betweenmyself:
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NoxStryx: Invisible wall of dicks was BUSTED in modern
matthaus_c: are the dicks attached to guys
Joan_of_Oat: like normal strength dicks?
wildpeaks: is the wall of dicks load bearing ?
Ferisar: “pog? I mean…”
BrowneePoints: ow...the teeth
Kramburger: I can barely get out of a chair without using hands
BrowneePoints: my whole body
Micsig: what slope
hatboozeparty: are the dicks soft?
BrowneePoints: just recoiled
speedracer4321: very hard dicks
Mr_Horrible: like a ladder
noncrypticmoth: Do they moan?
therealmilesedgeworth: is it just dick no balls?
Roger_Job329: For those in Minnesota. How about this weather ehh..
SmithKurosaki: Are they thrusting?
itira: Climb a WALL off invisible dicks? in what direction?
rosesmcgee: Dick wall is into some freaky shit
matthaus_c: @wildpeaks no that's stored in the balls
mrbuzzfuzz: but is he willing, yes
speedracer4321: yea they've been doing cock push up ben
niccus: oh, the tatami galaxy climbing wall
MacbethSeemsSus: There'd be a concerning amount of biting I think
hatboozeparty: Do they have a happy ending?
SnackPak_: too much work
itira: see that adds a whole new level
definenull:
What is this conversation 
matthaus_c: do they eventually ejaculate
Inkompetence: They're load-bearing dicks.
Dog_of_Myth: @ButButTheJesus Highlights happened.
therealmilesedgeworth: can you use the balls to swing up?
saucemaster5000: What if they have different taste? yeah ben's got it
NoxStryx: By wall of dicks do you mean a wall made of law and order producers?
raulghoulia: where did this come from?
phuznutz: I was nice this afternoon. We fawking finally got winter
Mr_Horrible: just start shouting the most niche smut. You won't get many, but the ones you do will be immovable
SK__Ren: Its a vertical maze of dicks
itira:
Kramburger: Some of them have great personalities
therealmilesedgeworth: like grab it like a vine puzzle?
TehAmelie: if you harden them up in a clever way you should be able to ride the erections to the top without climbing
speedracer4321: someone gave tor meth
BrowneePoints: nah, Load-Bearing Dick is that a-hole that demolished that Baltimore Bridge last night
Fanklok: That made me laugh so hard I can;t feel my mouth
Pharmacistjudge: he walks around like a sovereign citizen
matthaus_c: @Fanklok that's me after the wall of dicks
therealmilesedgeworth: how many dicks are we talking though
saucemaster5000: It was too suny today
Mr_Horrible: I shouldn't have worn a jacket for my walk
BrowneePoints: it's 15 degrees with windchill today and snowed and I HATE IT
phuznutz: You have a lovely singing voice!
matthaus_c: had those days
speedracer4321: thats a good question, how many dicks does it take to climb a standard sized canadian wall
Henshini: isn't biking with headphones dangerous?
Pharmacistjudge: I am working with a trainer...so no headphones with me
therealmilesedgeworth: is it like an infinite wall horizantally? whats stopping me from walking around it?
Zu_o: so, you're not afraid of getting hit by a car you can't hear?
patrick_stonecrusher: Biking with headphones means you cant hear cars etc
HorusFive: No headphones and singing- power move
BrowneePoints: Hear me out Ben. Ride your bike and sing Tiny Tim songs to keep the weirdos at bay
SquareDotCube: just doppler effect passers by
saucemaster5000: Biking with blindfold is kinky
mrbuzzfuzz: we have bike lanes in montreal, but you still worry about it XD
Roger_Job329: Walked thru a foot of snow to exercise the doggo this afternoon
itira: Ben has Energy Legs
NoxStryx: Just riding a bike singing "daisy" like a dying AI
Ferisar: I couldn’t believe your bike lanes
Nigouki: BC doesn't have people treating bike lanes as parking?
gawag_:
e-bike gang 
BrowneePoints: Ben can ride his bike with no handlebars....no handlebars
therealmilesedgeworth: could you bike up a ramp of dicks while wearing headphones?
Juliamon: jealous of bike lanes.... and sidewalks
Mr_Horrible: their drivers are mildly less sociopathic than those of the States
frank_the_great: Boston is horrible for biking
Ferisar: I’m still not over the light rail in couver going every 3-4 mins
phuznutz: "The apes have take order" That's good
saucemaster5000: We have bike lanes here, people just don't respect them
Jennie_Fuchsia: I use open ear headphones once I get to the bike path. Bike lanes aren’t protected here and some people are downright hostile
omdorastrix: So.. the bike lanes have some sort of physical barrier separating them from traffic?
matthaus_c: that's 50% more guy per guy
raulghoulia: ally and ally's seester
Fanklok: How do they go peepee?
SK__Ren: Its a reflections
Dog_of_Myth: Bet he gives good hugs
NoxStryx: Were
SK__Ren: He's in the lake/ocean?
TheAwkes: @omdorastrix *Some* of them.
Scy_Anide: I ride in Manhattan today and nearly got hit on the way home because someone was reversing down my street because a cop car was double parked in front of them.
Pharmacistjudge:
?
4 raiders from McGurganatorZX have joined!
NoxStryx: We heard you like guys, so we put a guy in your guy
Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
Kramburger: Hi raiders
Mr_Horrible: yeah, that's sick
mrbuzzfuzz: he has no dick tho
gawag_: ooo its like water
saucemaster5000: that guy could climb the dick wall easy
matthaus_c: @mrbuzzfuzz it was donated to the wall
Scy_Anide: Another car on the same street turned around to drive the wrong way down a one way.
NoxStryx: @mrbuzzfuzz they took it to build the wall
Mr_Horrible: the flares on S-23 Sierpinski would never be so shit as to not 1-shot a target
mrbuzzfuzz: @matthaus_c lmao! yesss XD
omdorastrix: @TheAwkes very few bike lanes in ON have that, and when they do it's usually like a 3" tall curb at most...
itira: ahhh it got me
Dog_of_Myth: Gottem
therealmilesedgeworth: grandma?
BusTed: asked and answered
TheAwkes: #Timing
Orxolon: 0.1 of hp
therealmilesedgeworth: There's his dick!
hatboozeparty: Good Question!
Roger_Job329: Answered
Ferisar: oh that’s a regular enemy dw
SK__Ren: comedy!
matthaus_c: next question
itsr67: vibing in his last moments
gawag_: you shotgunned his arm and other torso off
itira: Yes i agree too much fuckin work
hatboozeparty: YES
ButButTheJesus: Adam with the real questions
matthaus_c: I've never met a pleasant person who owns a cooler
mrbuzzfuzz: the ones with wheels are sweet
HorusFive: Cool beverages? In this economy!
mrbuzzfuzz: oh theres coolers that dont need ice in them!
ButButTheJesus: and cheeses
wildpeaks: it's a cool technology
patrick_stonecrusher: Sir Campsalot
Mr_Horrible: this is just Adam fighting against the concept of "carry heavy thing"
saucemaster5000: I agree refirdgeration was a mistake
BrowneePoints: Coolers is how we kept 86lbs of Pulled Pork at a good temp for my Dad and Stepmom's wedding
Pharmacistjudge: the problem with coolers is so many of them are really bad
SnackPak_: woooow
therealmilesedgeworth: okay adam how do you cool your meats on the go?
MegaDosX: I mean, it's matthaus
Dog_of_Myth: Shed your facade Ben
Roger_Job329: I use my cooler to transport ice cream to family events
speedracer4321: oo sorry bud
itira: hahaha omg
matthaus_c: I bet Markiplier doesn't own a cooler
NoxStryx: I've never met a plesent person.
Ferisar: ben goes into morha live on stream
inconsideratehat: My friend who owns a cooler is like, the most pleasant
saucemaster5000: I've never met a canadian with a beard that was a good person
mrbuzzfuzz: there's definitely cool coolers out there
frank_the_great: About damn time
Pharmacistjudge: Ben with a his ice cold cooler takes
HorusFive: Milkshake Duck needs to stay cool
raulghoulia: If Shrek didn't get you cancelled...
queercrafting_chonk: My Dad has an Iron Maiden cooler and he'd share his drinks with you lol
BrowneePoints: Oh bullshit
gibbousm: Tor get out of the evil water
BrowneePoints: My mom was a Nurse. She would be right in there
therealmilesedgeworth: oh shit swamp thing orgin story?
gawag_: who is the screaming grandma?
BrowneePoints: this is inaccurate AF
hatboozeparty: Rave time?
NoxStryx: Why can noone in this game pronounce Thor
Mr_Horrible: I like that Rose is trying to scold the darkness
I_Am_Clockwork: The male urge to become Cyntha Weaver
Joan_of_Oat: swamp rave swamp rave!
matthaus_c:
guess that's why you're not a nurse 
Zu_o: that deep watah, that daaaahk watah.
betweenmyself: Ben, serious question… Igloo or Coleman?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Rose isn’t a real nurse, she’s a retired waitress
Kramburger: Oh no, she's been brain wiped
therealmilesedgeworth: Oh shit its margret thatcher
noncrypticmoth: Igloo
gawag_: man they got this character's facial expressions ampedup
patrick_stonecrusher: Such gas. Much lighting
RatherLargeToad: Can we shoot her in the knee? for fun?
MWGNZ: Rose has les brain cell than chat
wildpeaks: "this is fine"
gibbousm: Because she's a psycho fan of Alan Wake. Has been since game 1
HorusFive:
hatboozeparty: She IS smoking
Fanklok: She's a witch
Makrosian_Tae: The debill take her
Fanklok: neat
matthaus_c: "if she's NOT a witch, she'll die in the explosion"
itira: wait why
ButButTheJesus: ALL the hot takes
MegaDosX: It's too late, the Gazebo has awoken and is attacking you
QuixoticScrivener: they're a place to exile smokers
TheBearBee: To scare DnD players
RatherLargeToad: To gazeeb
Mr_Horrible: "Bring an umbrella" now you sound like an American, Adam
frank_the_great: Adam has gone too far
Dog_of_Myth: Adam is cooking tonight
hatboozeparty: When you want to be outside but not
Joan_of_Oat: to breed spiders. duh
Juliamon: Gazebo is just a good word
betweenmyself: @thebearbee those dang crossbow bolt sponges
raulghoulia: Ol man Savidan tonight
Tweygoh: do you need to mind interrogate her?
frank_the_great: Shrek style
joelowe2: Here's a map... see you at the gazebo
dumbo3k: Beware the Dread Gazebo
itsr67:
jessieimproved: Adam's doing Jerry Seinfeld bit
Mr_Horrible: love a barbied cue
HorusFive: If you can't shoot the propane tank- this game was made by cowards
BusTed:
Dog_of_Myth: Oh that's good
itsr67: sajam is so good
patrick_stonecrusher: Its a porch without the commitn
PMAvers: "His name is 'Seabats,' I mostly just watch their vods since they're always online when I'm streaming."
Fanklok: What happened to "I don't watch streams" Mr Savidan?
patrick_stonecrusher: Commitment of a house
Kramburger: Don't think, watch
MegaDosX: The Day9 special: "Just fucking kill them"
Mr_Horrible: "Their buttons don't matter, only your buttons matter"
therealmilesedgeworth: return to monke
joelowe2: It's a porch with a commute
ButButTheJesus: "stop trying to hit me and hit me!"
MegaDosX: Day9 has a whole thing about that, in the context of Starcraft but also applied to Magic
BrowneePoints: high concept game plan comes later
saucemaster5000: I will command grab into command grab until you make me stop
MegaDosX: Don't care about what nonsense they're up to, just go over there and fucking kill them
Juliamon: And then pergolas are for people afraid to commit to a gazebo
itsr67: once you know how to kill them, you'll learn how to kill them better
Mr_Horrible: what a photo
Mr_Horrible: one for the album
therealmilesedgeworth: hes literally me
BrowneePoints: YEA
itsr67: LOL
BrowneePoints: LET HIM COOK
HorusFive: "Just tear his arms off"
Mr_Horrible: metaphor for life: French are bottom-tier
TheBearBee: Just do a murder
ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon I learn so many words here
TheBearBee: I want a cup of that guy's life bar
TehAmelie: what if you made friends instead? like in Mortal Kombat
MegaDosX: Imagine if someone walked up to you in the street and said "I want to see your life bar"
Fanklok: Uhh okay Adam, we'll have to check with my wife first
Zu_o: "K.O." but "Depleted!"
Dog_of_Myth: Adam is always paying the 1 and 2 black.
saucemaster5000: Not this week. Bonne Jenet gonna claim heads on thursday
mrbuzzfuzz: I'm french, I bottom a lot!
BrowneePoints: i want lulu and zoe to be in project L
huffboi1: your honor i know i murked them but in my defense they were in burnout
BrowneePoints: just to salt people
kumatsu: love me a Martin
definenull: Round start DR 5hp or OD palm all the way
mrbuzzfuzz:
Mr_Horrible:
see? I'm vindicated!
therealmilesedgeworth: whats the eqvialent of a super in real life?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don’t want just one cup, I want all the cups of that man’s life bar
BrowneePoints: being born into money @therealmilesedgeworth
Makrosian_Tae: amazing
therealmilesedgeworth: @BrowneePoints true
saucemaster5000: me burning out on bacon's JP for the 50th game "damn bacon is so good"
Ferisar: rose is actually kinda sick with it
Kramburger: Aw, she just assumed that we were an idiot
therealmilesedgeworth: how does this game handle mental health?
protojman: SO much facial acting in this game i love it
BrowneePoints: fuckin LARPers
gibbousm: again, psycho fan of Alan Wake
Ferisar: yeah she’s a freak
MegaDosX: Semantic satiation, yo
SquareDotCube: well...
Mr_Horrible: experiencing gestaltzerfall for Saga
RealGamerCow: How is this game still going?
protojman: twisted version of cynthia
Ferisar: wdym @realgamercow
Mr_Horrible: not that I can recall
lazermeow: All the time.
SnackPak_: yup
saucemaster5000: you'd get spanked for saying that in my home
joelowe2: we had supper
Fanklok: Nah my parents were grown ups
CastleOtranto: Yes, but sarcastically
Kramburger: I say it to my cats
itira: My Dad said supper also
RealGamerCow: @Ferisar It seems like it's been going on forever.
Mr_Horrible: you ever sup on bitter defeat, Adam?
Juliamon: we were a "supper" house
twistedsylvan: I'm so slightly disappointed that they don't pronounce Odin's name the Norse way
definenull: Sup gamer
Singenmeister: my grandma said supper
Jobot180: I say din din to my dog.
HorusFive:
patrick_stonecrusher: Outside
twistedsylvan: But they do get Tor's name right for the old pronunciation
MegaDosX: "What was that?!?"
BusTed: treat?
BrowneePoints: i've been walking my but off
ButButTheJesus: borrrf?
BrowneePoints: WALK!?
BrowneePoints: it's a farm thing
Mr_Horrible: nah
Kramburger: Ben same with having a toddler.
BusTed: it is not
gawag_: its a rural thing
Blakemcm: no people in Texas say it. and i hate it
BrowneePoints: comes from rural areas
CaptinOfBeez: its a southrn us thing too
phuznutz: It's a Minnesota thing
RealGamerCow: My family said supper. Well, "suppah" because Boston.
BrowneePoints: Farm families would have supper
Kramburger: Supper is an english thing, it's basically a post-dinner snack
Fanklok: Its an old timey thing
EvilBadman: Southern US uses super a lot
Scy_Anide: You don't call it suppies?
NoxStryx: Sup her? I hardly know her
Jennie_Fuchsia: we have supper in New England
LordZarano: Supper is British afaik
I_Am_Clockwork: Like WHO?
Singenmeister: supper is the latest meal. dinner is technically like mid-afternoon.
Fanklok: Back in the day Supper with dinner and Dinner was lunch
Roger_Job329: Supper is a Southern thing in the states
KCMcG: My friend from rural Ohio always says supper
Fanklok: was*
Mr_Horrible: I'm sorry but Lupper sounds like an underwhelming local cryptid
gawag_: my grandparents who were farmers call the midday meal "dinner" and evening meal "supper"
therealmilesedgeworth: supper is a strange word
BrowneePoints: We called it Supper, but always "Sunday Dinner"
Kramburger: We have dinner and supper is our bednight snack
itira: I dunno, my dads was from Sask so i always assumed it was a Sask thing
Kramburger: Yuuup
saucemaster5000: we had a fucking salad course
therealmilesedgeworth: Thats how my dad was too
joelowe2: supper clubs were fancy restaurants
protojman:
same...except when he wanted to watch tv
Zu_o: @Mr_Horrible to be fair, the entire cast and crew of LRR could be called that at some point in history
kumatsu: TOGETHAAAAA
SurfDownstage: My family did that more when we were little. It was nice
EvilBadman: We ate at the table but jeopardy was on
phuznutz: Dinner is the biggest meal of the day.
inconsideratehat: I think we must specifically be a dinner family because my partner saying supper often sounds weird
Mr_Horrible: @Zu_o I'd say I'm fairly whelmed by the LRR crew but you're not wrong
protojman: my parents were the same profession so they'd have very technical dinner convos. then I'd get a "how was school." ionno man how was work? Work is work, school is school
DudelidouX: Supper comes from old french so probably originally used by the english nobles
BrowneePoints: mom didn't care about us eating at the table together, dad did but he came from a religious farm family
therealmilesedgeworth: alan brainache because I have no idea whats going on
I_Am_Clockwork: my family was always a "sit at the table and talk like human beings" family, but we DID do occasional Movie nights
LostThePirate: My dad spent his early years on a sheep ranch. The big meal of the day was the midday meal - it was called dinner, and the evening meal was supper. Dinner is just the biggest meal.
mrbuzzfuzz: we play rummy in our family
protojman: Cynthia was a fangirl for Tom
EvilBadman: Tom Zane
twistedsylvan: she's connected to Zane, yeah
Zu_o: @Mr_Horrible I wouldn't claim they were exceptional cryptids.
speedracer4321: this lady is totally not insane
josh___something: Cynthia is Tom Zane's Rose
Saintnex: not husband but massive obsession to Zane
Mr_Horrible: @Zu_o ah, okay, yeah that scans
RealGamerCow: sorry what was that last one?
protojman: Zane had his own SO like Alan has Alice
Zu_o: Vantabeige Ian is probably my favourite followed by Derek
twistedsylvan: @RealGamerCow Recipies?
therealmilesedgeworth: "very rich lives"
inconsideratehat: K yeah Rose's expressions are incredible
protojman: Rose has crazy eyes
Mr_Horrible: Rose is growing on me, yeah
wildpeaks: yes she was in the first game
Saintnex: okay, Rose is great and I love her
therealmilesedgeworth: Rose looks like one of my regulars
dumbo3k: Ah yes, she has just admitted to an FBI agent to killing "taken" and hiding their bodies
KV1NN4: the bodies are where??
PMAvers: She's doing her part! *loads her into the drop pod as music plays*
speedracer4321: she got that dopamine hit from her first kill and shes ready to empty some taken life bars
dumbo3k: even though every taken we've killed just evaporates
twistedsylvan: they've gone full anime
Mathwyn:
Why do they need a museum when the place is already filled with fossils?
inconsideratehat: o7
mulligan2six: JESUS STOP IT!!
ButButTheJesus: that's kinda calming honestly
kumatsu: I unironically do tho
Ferisar: yeah?
omdorastrix:
matthaus_c: I mean, yeah
Mr_Horrible:
why would I remember you guys when talking about Mine O Clock?
saucemaster5000: we used to make that noise behind people in class if you finished your test before them
BrowneePoints: look, if that game where you're a robot pretending to be human and you have to make him talk taught me anything, the mechanics of speech are difficult
joelowe2: It's like you're mute muppets
matthaus_c:
Mr_Horrible: it was so hard to type that with a straight face
itira: i dislike that sound greatly
Fanklok: They're at the muster point Ben
therealmilesedgeworth: put this into asmr category
ButButTheJesus: Adam why
matthaus_c: oh HELL yeah
frank_the_great: My friends and I would hum like a cellphone buzz
omdorastrix: sounds like my phone is vibrating
BrowneePoints: vocal fry
therealmilesedgeworth: microwave stream
BrowneePoints: I was a freshman in high school the year the Mosquito ringtone got popular
BrowneePoints: YEA!
BrowneePoints: I CAN DO THAT!
saucemaster5000: I can do the raindrop noise
itira:
i can do the raindrop noise 
BrowneePoints: You flick your cheek and move your tongue
Mr_Horrible: Ju-on deciding on their order at Burger King: "Can I get an um uhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"
omdorastrix: Adam... kids in school now probably have iPhones and Androids...
BrowneePoints: like you're saying "wheat"
Fanklok: Small mouth hole flick it as you widen
BrowneePoints: kind of
hammith: I love Ahti.
Ferisar: successfully baited streamers
MacbethSeemsSus: If you practice you can do it without hitting your cheek.
Ferisar: gj chat
PMAvers: I like to think Ahti's reacting to the stream
speedracer4321: hes getting ready to climb that dick wall with his tongue out like that
BrowneePoints: you flick it and then move your tongue like you're saying "wheat" or "weeth"
frank_the_great: Now this is the ASMR I come for
KV1NN4: I wish my Anthropology Professor was watching this stream
NoxStryx: Basically whistle with your lips to far apart while flicking your check
itira:
Lionhardt544: My ex-husband used to sit behind me in class and make the rain drop noise constantly lol
itsr67:
itira: this is so good
Ferisar: W H E A T
BrowneePoints: Q.Q i'm being bulllieeeeeeeedd
matthaus_c:
don't /actually/ say it 
BusTed: not actually speaking it as much as forcing the air out
saucemaster5000: So to make the nois you need to hit your cheek harder
mrbuzzfuzz: XD
betweenmyself: “flicking it and moving your tongue” is just sound date advice
Dog_of_Myth:
Ferisar: HAHAHAH
BrowneePoints: FUCK that got me
mrbuzzfuzz: omg
RealGamerCow: mother FUCK
itira: oh dear
joelowe2: jump scare!
BrowneePoints: i bit my tongue ow
Ferisar: Cynthia weaver classic
matthaus_c: that was the climax
hammith: Old lady keeps jumpscaring the boys
TehAmelie: you can practice by just tapping your cheek with your fingertips, while holding your mouth stiff as if making an "o", and experiment with different positions
lochnessseammonster:
ButButTheJesus: time to Start The GEEENERATORRRR
NoxStryx: Not you tongue, lip shape, mouth wheat while whistling and flicking your check
ICitizenErasedI: sounds like something a JANITOR should be doing
HorusFive: how bout YOU go check the basement a-hole
Kramburger: Aw did I miss Ahti?
lochnessseammonster:
speedracer4321: when a random guy in your horro situation is like lets go to the basement, that man is going to murder you
patrick_stonecrusher: Restart the generator ✅️
MegaDosX: It's not American Adam in this scenario
ButButTheJesus: its for The Spider
dumbo3k: an Emotional Support Shotgun
SK__Ren: security firearm
HorusFive: My "just-in-case" gun
youcantlistentobuttons: Ahti! From CONTROL??
NoxStryx: You have to get a sour key to unlock the door to downstairs
Mathwyn: I'd follow Ahti anywhere
tergonis: it's for the basement bear
tod_vom_himmel: kkona brother
twistedsylvan: @youcantlistentobuttons the very same! He's on vacation
Mr_Horrible: one (1) spooky
Ferisar: it is in fact ahti from control
Fanklok: The basement is under the main structure
mrbuzzfuzz: ohh thats happenned to me when i had a house full of people...my electricity blew out
lazermeow: It's your Comfort Double Barrel
wildpeaks:
Rose still has the cardboard cutout
Tweygoh: I’d be more scared I’d shoot myself from getting spooked
youcantlistentobuttons: Dude loves his basements
Mr_Horrible: no, it doesn't respawn, you've just soft-locked yourself
speedracer4321: the baement door?
matthaus_c: you are locked in Ben's basement with a vulture, but you have a shotgun, can you win
Mr_Horrible: better start digging, gamer
kumatsu: basements freak me out more cuz they don't have them here
saucemaster5000: It depends where I hid the bodies
I_Am_Clockwork: "Justin Case" is a much better vilain "evil version of me" name for Alan Wake than "Mr. Scratch"
Fanklok: My basement isn;t scary. it's just full of power tools
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam that’s a crawl space
matthaus_c: if you're going down into a basement, you have the high ground
Roger_Job329: Dirt wall and floor basement?
joelowe2: basements are scarier, the attic is where the alter is
Mr_Horrible: you'd be riffing and then one of you gets a metal pipe through your chest
speedracer4321: what if there is an owl in the basement
SnackPak_: the cute one always goes first
mrbuzzfuzz: Ben would just be optimistic as he gets murdered lmao
saucemaster5000: a friend recently told me I'd be the first to backstab someone in a squidgame situation
HorusFive: Adam going down like that kid in Chainsaw Massacer. Nobody sees it coming
PMAvers: Adam would job so hard for the monster to make sure they're shown off as being scary.
I_Am_Clockwork: A big thing to remember is most people in a horror story don't realise what genre of story they're in until its too late
ICitizenErasedI: adam would be like "pfft, you look stupid" to the killer just before getting stabbed
Kramburger: The clomping of adam's sasquach feet will attract the guards
kumatsu: Adam would run out of the cabin out into the woods and trip over a root over the cliff
matthaus_c: if you're not in love or having sex you're like at least 3rd to die
MegaDosX: @PMAvers I see you have cast Adam as the Worf in this scenario
lazermeow: I'd die first, gotta fight back so I can get into Valhalla
BrowneePoints: Okay so the easiest way I can describe it Adam, is you start with your mouth in an "O" shape, and as you flick the side or your cheek you move it towards an "ee" shape
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c what if I'm not, like, *in* love but have so much love in my hear to give?
betweenmyself: you two would do fine in a horror scenario… just gotta look for the images of dinosaurs recorded in their eyes
matthaus_c: <message deleted>@Mr_Horrible you die so the final girl can live
PMAvers: Oh crap Shaco is ganking our lane
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c makes sense
Ferisar: deus ex machina *pwtpwtwpywpgwptpspfpwpt*
BusTed: kicked through the bridge
BrowneePoints: You locked on but he tellied to the bridge
SK__Ren: Your attack registered and you snapped to their location
Ferisar: dude
SnackPak_:
Kramburger: You're getting there
MegaDosX: Wow
ICitizenErasedI: now THIS is content
BrowneePoints: YAY I DID IT!
BusTed: pogress
itira:
tergonis: they cracked the code!
BrowneePoints: I HELPED!
Dog_of_Myth:
Ferisar: I want a compilation of them just flicking their faves
Kramburger: drawfeSupernut
speedracer4321: remember where you were for the raindrop stream, best stream of our life time
ButButTheJesus: I'm so proud
MegaDosX: Sign Adam up for some foley work
Ferisar: faces*
I_Am_Clockwork: now the rest is practice
mrbuzzfuzz:
new skill learned!
Ferisar: lmao
joelowe2: it works!!!
Roger_Job329: Learning is fun
speedracer4321: this will be the clip at th e streamer awards
saucemaster5000: They are earning the big bucks today
N30dude: This is the top notch entertainment i subscribe for!!
KV1NN4: This was so adorable
ButButTheJesus: "important"
HorusFive: This IS important
Dog_of_Myth: I did
SnackPak_: o/
MegaDosX: *raises hand8
ButButTheJesus: I DID
Mr_Horrible: I wasn't watching, so not me
hammith: Oh totally
Ferisar: I already know how to do it so I’m ok
MegaDosX: *
matthaus_c: <message deleted>n-not me
josh___something: don't call me out
SK__Ren: I've been doing it the WHOLE TIME
ratstronomer: me
HorusFive:
TehAmelie: how many people learned something new today?
wildpeaks: nope
AMuseOfFirebane: I did
CastleOtranto: I mean, I totally did
gawag_: adam savidan, influencer
Fanklok: Brother I did figure that out when I was an 8 year old
emberBecky: yes, but I don't think I got the jowls ;_;
mrbuzzfuzz: I did XD
public_key_reveal_party: oh 100% but I used to do it a lot in high school
RealGamerCow: This will be so useful for you. Like when I learned how to pack a dip can, even though I never used dip
Kramburger: Not me, but only because I already knew how to do it, otherwise I'd be there
jessieimproved: I did not, but I also can never do things like that, ever
Mazrae: tried it when you guys were doing it earlier
Thefluffiestguineapig: I didn't because I am feeding my kittehs
betweenmyself:
“and that was the day Adam and Ben found their new road show act and went on to become more successful than Markiplier”
Mr_Horrible: oh *that*, yeah
matthaus_c: <message deleted>brownee worked very hard
KV1NN4:
Adam, you and Ben are bringing so much joy to everyone watching right now 
Ferisar: basement is house yeah
HorusFive: Well done @BrowneePoints for teaching this over chat
Ferisar: entrance is out her
Ferisar: here*
KV1NN4: And every week.
ButButTheJesus: "go left"
SK__Ren: now my tongue is tired lol. I feel like I did jacob's warm up exercise
Ferisar: crinfe
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints Teaching over text is hard, genuinely well done
saucemaster5000: ferisar u okay
Dog_of_Myth:
1000 For learning a new skill
Ferisar: @saucemaster5000 fk u
patrick_stonecrusher: Motormouth from Police Acadamy and Mel Blanc were heroes of mine
Ferisar: I had a po boy for lunch
BrowneePoints: Look I'm just an actor on the Spectrum who copies things like a Mynah Bird cuz my neurodivergent brain hyperfixates on sound lol @LoadingReadyRun
mrbuzzfuzz: can I teach a fun thing? XD
ButButTheJesus: the basement steps are outside btw
saucemaster5000:
@Ferisar
TehAmelie: at our age it's important to stay active
dumbo3k: @Ferisar from a po family?
Singenmeister: @ferisar What kind?
BrowneePoints: shrimp, catfish, etc
matthaus_c: <message deleted>oh is Ferisar on the phone again
matthaus_c: <message deleted>so sone brother
BrowneePoints: good catfish is good
saucemaster5000: catfish is good
Lionhardt544: Super messy slaw too with an open hoagie roll
SquareDotCube: well we've learned step 1 of making your own Seinfeld-core songs
Ferisar: mine was chicken
speedracer4321: why dont you google p boy streamer?
BrowneePoints: bad catfish tastes like fucking mud
Fanklok: What do mean on top of the sandwich?
KV1NN4: so delicious
jessieimproved: I love catfish
SquareDotCube: Catfish is buttery
Thefluffiestguineapig: When prepared correctly
Ferisar: but yea mostly fish
niccus: catfish is usually a really neutral fish
MacbethSeemsSus: I feel everyone in the office practicing the raindrop noise is a crapshot in potentia
lazermeow: Fried Catfish is bomb.
saucemaster5000: the secret to po'boys is a good remoulade
SnackPak_: fried catfish is soo good
itira: damn Adam
MegaDosX: Adam with the clapback
Dog_of_Myth:
ButButTheJesus: oh hoh
Mr_Horrible:
I grew up 5 blocks from good catfish, I've been so spoiled 
lochnessseammonster:
Kramburger: drawfePboy P boy?
HorusFive:
I_Am_Clockwork: taste like fish, looks like cat: catfish catfish catfish
definenull: Look out, it's Adam with a gun!
Ferisar: streamer could you flick your cheek again
Roger_Job329: Farm raised catfish tastes muddy need to have fresh.
matthaus_c: <message deleted>dw they never follow through
protojman: granny!
Lionhardt544: Daaaaamn Adam
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam out here savage blasting
TehAmelie: Tor can never have too many drums
HorusFive: How many drum kits do you have at home? Seems like a normal amount
Fanklok: Adam only googles gubermint
BusTed: 😬
Lionhardt544:
MegaDosX: And water is wet, Ben
Dog_of_Myth: Wow
Mr_Horrible: nah, those are battle scars
josh___something: LMAO
Kramburger: All of them, probably
definenull: o7
matthaus_c: all of them are on this show
Mr_Horrible:
ButButTheJesus: o7
mrbuzzfuzz: XD
Juliamon: he was trollin
Joan_of_Oat: rip
Saintnex: o7
protojman: cuz James asked you to
hammith: To be fair, Wheeler definitely deserved it.
Lionhardt544: I'm sure he deserved it XD
couchboyj: Thats why I tune in to these streams, to watch Adam Google shit on his phone in silence. Thats content baby.
hammith: I wasn't there, but I just imagine it.
The_Timo: doesn't he deserve a raise then?
HorusFive: Stealing Adam's bit
Singenmeister: We all blame James
Mr_Horrible: they're biting on Adam's style
definenull: It was during the boomer cube
matthaus_c: JAMES
Kramburger: JAMES
SnackPak_:
MWGNZ:
Dog_of_Myth:
squ3e:
MrSarkhan:
ButButTheJesus:
Mr_Horrible: James kinda funny, turns out
SmoreThanAFeelin:
josh___something: LMAO
hammith: >_< James
joelowe2: Oh James.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible It's Adam's bit by right of the pain of years of roommates
Joan_of_Oat: whoaa
mrbuzzfuzz: lmao
saucemaster5000: damn
HorusFive:
Saintnex: JAMES
baltimore_667083: JAMES
Lionhardt544: JAMES LMAO
BrowneePoints: i just shot mt dew out of my nose
josh___something: JEsus fuck, JAME
lochnessseammonster:
definenull: OH MY GOD
Lionhardt544:
JESUS
Thefluffiestguineapig: James had an Ian moment there
hammith: James is only funny when he's playing a cop.
matthaus_c: man's on fire
Mr_Horrible: so powerful
BrowneePoints: Wait...is James just Oedipus?
twistedsylvan: someone clip that, please
BrowneePoints: James is the funniest in an understated/stealthy way
Ferisar: what’s your evil persona names
definenull: And now James is so drunk with power he doesn't even want to do mine o clock anymore
Mr_Horrible: this basement looks way too familiar
Mr_Horrible: from living in the midwest, next to a river
Thefluffiestguineapig: You put up with filming, right?
BrowneePoints: James and Cori are routinely the people who will just drop a joke bomb that sits with me for HOURS
Mr_Horrible: nice mouse cosplay, Adam
epsilon_vee: like you do
lochnessseammonster: living the dream
speedracer4321: was the cheese good though?
The_Timo: the blanket of silence
Lionhardt544: Under a blanket eating a block of cheese is peak drunk behaviornlmao
Roger_Job329: Weren't you attacked by James in the first x way to y video Adam.
HorusFive: WE NEED TO BE QUIET
lochnessseammonster:
ah the drunk whisper
RealGamerCow: stealth blanket
matthaus_c: can't hear what he can't see
definenull: It's a noise cancelling blanket
Atarra: if you can't see them they can't hear you
mrbuzzfuzz: the sound of the cheese?
Mr_Horrible: the loudest shush you've ever heard in your life: "We're being so quiet right now"
joelowe2: a block of cheese the size of a car battery?
saucemaster5000: What was the thread count of the blanket
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also was it one of his blankets?
HorusFive: 12
MWGNZ: 1
The_Timo: Was the blanket baptised?
drcthulu: 1500
MegaDosX: 3.50
itsr67: 1
ButButTheJesus: 42
Kramburger: Was the blanket circumsized?
itira:
EvilBadman: Cut a hole into that blanket for cheesus
Thefluffiestguineapig: Was the blanket baptized?
Mazrae: 42069?
ShaneLeeAtk: 1500
Pharmacistjudge: I know sheets have thread counts, but didn't know blankets had one
omdorastrix: 400/800/1000/1500?
hammith: 2,000,000 thread count
BrowneePoints: more like Poly ESTER
BrowneePoints: *rimshot*
lochnessseammonster: no
speedracer4321: medium blanket 500-800 thread count, a heavy blanket is like 1000 1500 according to th e google bot
Juliamon: I also thought threadcount was just a sheet thing
ButButTheJesus:
@BrowneePoints
HorusFive: Thread
50keyz: a thread
omdorastrix: a rope
itira: LOL
patrick_stonecrusher: I can do anything l wnt through the hole in the sheet
TehAmelie: the biographers will say "James had that odd quirk of nature that he didn't find his good humor easily when woken up from sound sleep"
itira: a rock
Dog_of_Myth:
mrbuzzfuzz: its a string
dumbo3k: it is a string
Thefluffiestguineapig: Raw wool
matthaus_c: a ROCK?
Mazrae: a single string
RealGamerCow: a tree
BrowneePoints: A String
Roger_Job329: A singular thread
Lionhardt544:
A ROCK
SK__Ren: Its threads per inch right?
7gorobei: isnt it threads per inch?
emberBecky: a very long thread that you bunch up and sleep under
The_Timo: per square inch
Kramburger: I higher thread count isn't always better, material quality matters too
omdorastrix: isn't it threads counted per inch or something like that
Lionhardt544: HAHAHA
lochnessseammonster: thread count doesn't really matter except for sheets
LostThePirate: A blanket with a thread count of 1 is a giant ass cube of yarn
50keyz: a thread count of one is a hammock
Tweygoh: you’re dividing by zero basicall
Mazrae: thread count = the amount of thread
ButButTheJesus: I'm so glad to be here
KV1NN4: 600 is my pick but most of what i ahve is about 300 atm
speedracer4321: thread count is the ammount of thread woven into one square inch of fabric
HorusFive: They're Canadian- they don't know from square-inches
mrbuzzfuzz: thats crochet
hammith: An oroboros blanket?
Tweygoh: like ramen
EvilBadman: It's the number of vertical and horizontal threads in one square inch.
drcthulu: it's how many threads are woven into one square inch of fabric
omdorastrix: how many threads per square 25mm on a side
PhilanthropyLich: Ah, like there is just one electron, going backwards and forwards through time
Mr_Horrible: an Orboboros
TehAmelie: if you raised the world's most tireless silk worm
BrowneePoints: But yea GENERALLY, Higher Thread count is nicer, but fabric type matters a lot too
Mr_Horrible: Orboborbos
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's a measure of the quality fo weaving
lochnessseammonster: i had to count threads in a textile exam
lochnessseammonster:
speedracer4321: i googled it so i can't possibly be wrong, the internet wouldn't lie to me
protojman: I'm sorry. I have to ask re: the James underwear story because I have a similar story involving my dad. tighty whities or boxer briefs
betweenmyself: you want a nice soft blanket with a high rock-count… Pebbles, not boulders
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couchboyj: Yeah, so a thread count of 1 would be a blanket made of inch thick ropes. Comfy!
ButButTheJesus: Know'er? I HARDLY KN...ow...'er......
hammith: I know many things, so long as those things are useless for any aspects of actual adult life.
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HorusFive: @couchboyj Or a net
lochnessseammonster: we had a fancy little magnifying glass
mrbuzzfuzz: sower knower
lochnessseammonster: yep
Mathwyn: Sower? I hardly even knower
itsr67: [seven threads]
matthaus_c: seven of us
kumatsu: part of the fabric, part of the throw
itira: 3
speedracer4321: the elesh norn of fabrice, mother of fabrics
HorusFive: Close enough
couchboyj: There are FOUR THREADS
drcthulu: 3
lochnessseammonster: 9 for humans
RealGamerCow: it used to be a job for kids to unravel rags to individual threads so they could be re-made into fabric again
Blakemcm: 7 dwarves, 3 elves , 9 humans
joelowe2: are we back on the elves again?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes
I_Am_Clockwork: 7 for the dwarves yes
itira:
Mazrae: 3 for elves 7 dwarves and 9 humans
TehAmelie: and when the seventh thread was snapped, a silence fell across the earth
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
The_Timo: Itchy Scratchy
itira: Doc Dopey
Kramburger: Speak on that
Ferisar: dumpy
saucemaster5000: And gimli
dumbo3k: flacid
ButButTheJesus: 9 for the Kings of Men, who above all desire blankie
I_Am_Clockwork: and one for dave, but Tolkien hated Dave, so its not brought up
Ferisar: frumpy
BrowneePoints: Celebrimbor forged the 3 separate from the other 16
itsr67:
hammith: Chewy
lochnessseammonster:
Mathwyn: Itchy, tasty
patrick_stonecrusher: Dweezil, Moon Unit
Mr_Horrible:
Oldey, Goodey...
itira: Slirpy
tergonis: girlboss
joelowe2: dancer, rudolph
matthaus_c: Cunty
speedracer4321: dopey
definenull: Hungy
emberBecky: Dope
speedracer4321: doc
The_Timo: Fatty
Lionhardt544: On the edge of my seat hoping he gets this lol
hammith: Drunky
Dog_of_Myth: Hangry
betweenmyself: the thread just slowly incorporates you i to it’s thread-count… Like Akira but less goopy
Lionhardt544: Angy
NimrodXIV: Itchy, Scratchy
lazermeow: 3 for elves 7 for the dwarfs a d 9 for the kings of Men, who desire power, above all else.
gawag_: Tinky, Winky...
wildpeaks: hopelessy
tergonis: hangry
saucemaster5000: millenial
itira: Depressy
Jobot180: Anxiety
KWardJenx: Oglaf has a GREAT comic about the seven dwarfs and what they actually represent.
Mr_Horrible: Stressy, Depressy
mrbuzzfuzz: twinky
Roger_Job329: Hickory, Dickory, Doc
Tweygoh: sneezy?
hammith: Sexy the dwarf
phuznutz: Stoney bolonie
EvilBadman: @roger_job329 You got one
Dog_of_Myth: Sussy
Jobot180: Paranoidy
ButButTheJesus: I JUST NOW realized there are 7 Snow White dwarves and 7 Dwarf rings in LORT
itsr67: anakaris
wildpeaks: chatty
The_Timo: Horny
BrowneePoints: SENSHI
BrowneePoints: FROM DUNGEON MESHI
itira: but there could be
BrowneePoints: HOW DARE YOU
speedracer4321: WOW ben just took dwarfs down
KWardJenx: Ben!
couchboyj: Thats all 7
Mazrae: stupid sexy flanders
speedracer4321: RIP dwarfs
raulghoulia: Thorin disagrees
HorusFive: Gotem
mrbuzzfuzz: bussy?
TehAmelie: Bussy dwarf
UtilityPunk: There could be flirty though
Dog_of_Myth: That's Gimli
saucemaster5000: took 6 years but we got him
drcthulu: masterly baited
lochnessseammonster:
i'm only 5 foot so i disagree
ButButTheJesus: Sleepy Happy Grumpy Dopey Sneezy Bashful and Doc (learned it from an old Disney TV commercial)
itira: Doc
wildpeaks: hungry
Fanklok: Cancel this fucking guy
I_Am_Clockwork: Doc
matthaus_c: Papa Smurf
hammith: Ben-y the dwarf.
Nigouki: fucky
tergonis: baker
hammith: Shitty
itira: Sneezy
The_Timo: Dummy, Crumby
Lionhardt544: Man I got SIX
itsr67:
Pharmacistjudge: one would get your fired by vince mcman
itira: Dopey
speedracer4321: what if you were a dwarf, but dumb as shit
betweenmyself: Red Dwarf…. IT’S COLD OUTSIIIIIIDE
Thefluffiestguineapig: Reductive character summaries
The_Timo: Goofy
BrowneePoints: a type of Grin
HorusFive: Trippy
itsr67: LOL
itira: Tippy
Mazrae: doc, sleepy, sneezy, dopey, bashful, grumpy, and cant think of the last one
Ferisar: zooty
definenull: Wasn't there a myth that they were drug related
Mr_Horrible: Munchy
Blakemcm: Horny, Jerky, Meanie , Fucko, Slothy, Grumblo , and smegma
TehAmelie: i like that these seven characters have so little character or purpose in the story nobody can remember them offhand
matthaus_c: Blitzen the reindeer
ButButTheJesus: Blitzen
silenceaux: Blitzen
drcthulu: Dopey
lochnessseammonster:
tergonis: weedy
SnackPak_: robo tripping
BrowneePoints: usually describing a type of Grin
matthaus_c: Zooty kinda goes
PMAvers: And the last dwarf James Turner
itira: really? Adam?
itira: couldnt tell
speedracer4321: bambi?
KV1NN4: Well now I have to make a Dwarve named Trippy
lochnessseammonster:
no one is surprised
SK__Ren: Last one is bashful right?
itira: Tarzan
Ferisar: lil mermaid?
Ferisar: hunchback?
silenceaux: Those are two of the classics imo
EvilBadman: (the last was bashful)
mrbuzzfuzz: ohhh you should watch Twisted on youtube
Lionhardt544: BASHFUL that's the one I was missing
betweenmyself:
Lanky Dwarf… He’s 4’8”
Roger_Job329: Gargoyles
kumatsu:
have you seen The Black Cauldron?
itira: Tarzan is the fuckin best
saucemaster5000: Have you seen Home on the Range?
circusofkirkus: have you seen Steamboat Willy?
BrowneePoints: yooooooo you gotta see Tarzan Adam. Phil Collins just goin ham on the soundtrack for NO REASON
speedracer4321: what about bambi?
SmoreThanAFeelin: phil collins didnt need to go that hard on tarzan but he did.
couchboyj: Emporer's New Groove?
itira: Its true
BrowneePoints: my heart
itira: Adam?
The_Timo: you sure you wanna say this Adam?
Lionhardt544: @smorethanafeelin and I am eternally grateful for those bangers
jessieimproved: Tarzan is just a Phil Collins album
Fanklok: Which one is Phil Collins?
speedracer4321: is adam about to take phil colins down
itira: WHAT
mrbuzzfuzz: woof
The_Timo: Rip, Cancel Adam
matthaus_c: oh DUDE
wildpeaks: i'm sorry wat
MegaDosX: Welp
KWardJenx: What?!
itira: No youre not
matthaus_c: I'm on the side of coolers now
Ferisar: welllllll
Mr_Horrible: watch Tarzan for the hardest (2nd-hardest?) death in a Disney film
Thefluffiestguineapig: Fun fact: Tony Hawk did the motion capture for a lot of Tarzan's movement
tergonis: adam speaks the truth
patrick_stonecrusher: Also Tarzans based on Tony Hawk
Roger_Job329: Genesis is overrated
saucemaster5000: Nah fuck phil collins. Sounds like a parakeet with a cold
Lionhardt544: Ah well no accounting for bad taste
lochnessseammonster:
BrowneePoints: Yea Tarzan has the most BRUTAL death in "modern disney"
emberBecky: tbh I think I liked the Tarzan soundtrack more than I ever liked any other Phil Collins
ButButTheJesus: @Thefluffiestguineapig I learn so much here
Ferisar: sauce
itira: HUH??
saucemaster5000: bait
Ferisar: rip to you
SmoreThanAFeelin: woah woah woah
BusTed: similie
saucemaster5000: gottem
wildpeaks: words
Fanklok: Is Phil Collins the one who covered that Disturbed song?
Mr_Horrible: Sauce you have to make it believeable
MegaDosX: Simile
itira:
BrowneePoints: Look, you can not like his singing voice, but his songs still slap
Ferisar: similes
JinaMahavira: similies
dumbo3k: simile
silenceaux: simile, because I smile
MegaDosX: Analogy
SK__Ren: allegory?
Tweygoh: simile
speedracer4321: wait, i need to know what a parakeet with a cold sounds like
Thefluffiestguineapig: Similes?
The_Timo: spoken by someone who hasn't listened to much lol
lochnessseammonster: simile
Ferisar: brother
I_Am_Clockwork: simile
RealGamerCow: metaphors and sussudio
Lionhardt544: @roger_job329 I like a few of their songs but his solo stuff was better. I appreciate them in the abstract for their influence on prog
Mr_Horrible:
emoticons
tergonis: verisimilitude
Ferisar: hahaha
joelowe2: simile
BrowneePoints: Phil Collins doesn't have the greatest singing voice, but he can write a HELL of a song
betweenmyself: smileys 😀
SK__Ren: now spell it
BrowneePoints: CAN YOU SHOW ME
HorusFive: And an anomonopia to you as well
ButButTheJesus: onomatopoeia
BrowneePoints: I wanna know bout these Strangers Like Me!
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itira: Im disappointed with you Adam
Thefluffiestguineapig:
saucemaster5000: In like bob dylan songs when dylan is not singing them
Lionhardt544: @browneepoints I WANNA KNOW
Roger_Job329: Peter Gabriel is not good as well.
lochnessseammonster:
Pharmacistjudge: i heard "can you show me" and then you started buffering and i starting cackling.
matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 Dylan sings?
BrowneePoints: WHAT!?
Saintnex:
lochnessseammonster: thrice is one of my mom's favourites
SmoreThanAFeelin: wowwwwww
KWardJenx: What?
BrowneePoints: I WANNA BE
Thefluffiestguineapig:
BrowneePoints: SLEDGEHAMMER
The_Timo: you'd recognize songs
RealGamerCow: were you homeschooled?
KWardJenx: Sledgehammer
wildpeaks: sir
betweenmyself: I prefer spoonerisms, so I just can’t get into Cill Phollins
jessieimproved: !sir
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itira: LOL
Ferisar: I wanna be!
Mr_Horrible: of course you don't know Miles Davis, Ben - you'd know him as Kilometers Davis
Ferisar: sledgehammer!
saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c true bestie. fucking krusty the clown voice
Lionhardt544: In Your Eyes is a bop and I will be taking no questions at this time
couchboyj: Artist in the Ambulance was a banger, don't care what ya'll say
TehAmelie: and that song that guy plays holding a boombox over his head in the rain
itira: He grew up in Saskatchewan
itira:
BrowneePoints: Your dad didn't even listen to Merle Haggard?
gawag_: same tbh
circusofkirkus: did you grow up in the town from Footloose?
hammith: Same, Adam
matthaus_c:
@saucemaster5000 holy shit that was a big choke from me
saucemaster5000: I just listened to sugar ray and 3-11
BrowneePoints: OH MY GOD
Pharmacistjudge: my parents didn't listen to music
itira: CCR
speedracer4321: my parents wouldn't let us listen to music until i was in high school, first band i heard and liked was nirvana. A Month later Kurt killed himself, welcome to music me!
CaptinOfBeez: i want a stream where molly exposes adam to a bunch of music and we see his raw thoughts. I love to see novel discovery at work
Jennie_Fuchsia: my parents met working for a radio station so I had to rebel and listen to musicals only
BrowneePoints: My dad listened to Paul Harvey too
gawag_: had a few couple years at frirst where i only listened to the beatles
ButButTheJesus: I probably woulda been the same except my brother wanted to listen to radio in the car
mrbuzzfuzz: my parents listened to iranian music >.>
Blip2004: fucking 630 CHED in Alberta
RealGamerCow: I was about to say that exact same thing about the rest of the story
Lionhardt544: I can't imagine that. My family has sung random bullshit related to anything people say since I was in diapers
BrowneePoints: "I'm Paul Harvey, and this is...the REST ...of the story"
ButButTheJesus: So we absorbed the mid and late 90s that way
EvilBadman: Paul Harvey... Good day!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, I grew up on NPR and avoiding my mom thinking she was a great singer
TehAmelie: same age here. and i went to a school where everybody played at least two musical instruments
Roger_Job329: My dad had weekly band practices in the base till I was 10
LostThePirate: More than half my closet was taken up by my dad's record collection. ...And the stuff in my room was just the stuff that didn't fit in the living room cabinets.
MegaDosX: WALL-E Is great
kumatsu: Brother Bear
youcantlistentobuttons: Hercules
saucemaster5000: Hve you seen tron
youcantlistentobuttons: ?
lamina5432: frozen?
couchboyj: Emporers New Groove?
Jennie_Fuchsia: wall-e has peter gabriel in it
speedracer4321: ok, favorite Candian bands.
lochnessseammonster: hercules is goated
mrbuzzfuzz: @speedracer4321 The Unicorsn
mrbuzzfuzz: Unicorns*
BrowneePoints: Hercules is great, I'm excited for the Stage Musical
lochnessseammonster: as is emperor's new groove
Fanklok: SPEAKING OF HERCULES. Adam made us watch this dog shit cartoon today
SK__Ren: Emperor's new groove is great
betweenmyself:
given Adam’s tastes, I’d assume Adam’s favorite Disney movie is Grave of the Fireflies
RealGamerCow: Peter Gabriel did music on Wall-E
Mr_Horrible: anything with Pat Warburton is gonna be good
joelowe2: dude said everything twice?
lochnessseammonster:
aw sorry i missed that
patrick_stonecrusher: Herculoids?
BrowneePoints: curly q and everything
RealGamerCow: Hercules or the Herculoids, which is better?
speedracer4321: @mrbuzzfuzz what about nickleback?
mrbuzzfuzz: god no XD
Darth_Litigious: The one were Hercules had a magic ring?
MegaDosX: Definitely how Hercules has his power
SK__Ren: The Adventures of Hercules? I sleep. Xena: Warrior Princess? I wake!
couchboyj: I was thinking you would have enjoyed the stealth in Dragon's Dogma more if you sang your own theme music Kronk style.
Mr_Horrible: "It's time to put on my <conspicuous audio cut> ring!"
TheAwkes: And his pan pipe playing satyr buddy.
KWardJenx: @RealGamerCow Herculoids, all day
joelowe2: Is that the one with the little goat dude who said everything twice?
betweenmyself: trees were much more elastic before climate change
Mr_Horrible: I thought you were about to say you were getting served Nostalgia Critic
I_Am_Clockwork: Best Hurculese movie is Herculies vs the Moon Men (MST3K eppisode)
saucemaster5000: quick check who nknows what's going on in the game rn?
Pharmacistjudge: kevin sorbo not a great human but it's hilarious that lucy lawless calls him out on it and calls him peanut
I_Am_Clockwork: Saaaand stoooorm
Lionhardt544: Suddenly missing the friend who promised she would be my "muses" singing "I Won't Say I'm in Love" at karaoke
I_Am_Clockwork: Saaaaand stoooooorm! Deeeep huuuuurtingggg!
BrowneePoints: Thundercats are on the move! Thundercats are loose!
itira: glad someone does
BrowneePoints: Thundercats still goes SO HARD
CaptinOfBeez: isnt that just called memory?
mrbuzzfuzz: I recently relistened to Stickn arounds openning
BrowneePoints: PERFECT show intro
TetraRay: some say its a gift, some say its a curse
Roger_Job329: It's a secret
ButButTheJesus: @saucemaster5000 gotta save Tor from Cynthia
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matthaus_c: Tor has to fight Cynthia's Garchomp? RIP
Kramburger: Zane's the other guy in Alan's story
BrowneePoints: OH Ben! I found another RIDICULOUS banger done by the same guy that did the Pictionary for NES soundtrack! You ever hear the Theme for Solstice?
couchboyj: I assume we are still trying to get petulant child Alan up from his nap, but he's still being cranky
Lionhardt544: This is a lil spooky
HorusFive: Pool for 1
silenceaux: a pool just for you
I_Am_Clockwork: A pool for one
Mazrae: its a baby pool
Mr_Horrible: all pools are portable if you believe
HorusFive: Maybe 2 if you' re lucky
BrowneePoints: Clawfoot tubs are fucking HEAVY
silenceaux: Those enormous basins though
I_Am_Clockwork: its a pool for ants
speedracer4321: its an old timey bath tub you fill with a pan
speedracer4321: who needs plumbing
BrowneePoints: Once a week baby
Thefluffiestguineapig: Well it's a sponge bath
ButButTheJesus: Can I just swim in the river
BrowneePoints: "don't throw the baby out with the bathwater" exists for a reason
mrbuzzfuzz: but it would feel amazing
speedracer4321: and you have to share the water with your family, hopefull yyou dont have older brothers who go first
I_Am_Clockwork: there wwas a REASON people in antient europe didn't bathe often
Mathwyn: Thats what you had peasants for Adam
itsr67: gooseberries
hiFunko: Just wash in the ocean, it's right there
TehAmelie: and you don't have hot water so you have to heat pots of water on the stove and mix them with buckets of cold
SnackPak_: wtf
far2muchsarcasm: reminds me of clone high: "Did you see the pool?!?! They flipped the bitch!"
BusTed: 😤
Mr_Horrible: witcher reference spotted
patrick_stonecrusher: And thus bathhouses were invented
joelowe2: now who's writing fan fiction?
jessieimproved: Okay I chuckled
speedracer4321: i laughed NGL
plundypops: Gerrard of rivierra
ButButTheJesus: ah Witchah
Tweygoh: getting sweaty just making the bath
Roger_Job329: Gooseberries you say
Mr_Horrible: Gerry of Nvidia
itsr67: gary of rivia
BrowneePoints: Good old Gerald at the Riviera
J_Rey15: Geraldo of Riverdale
Musicsquid: 10% on the gooseberries
Mr_Horrible: only in the last like 5-ish years, iirc
mrbuzzfuzz: a fun random thing to learn, squeezing the left thumb dampens the gag reflex!
niccus: a somewhat recent development
matthaus_c: pop quiz, what are the other big ones
definenull: Any learners in here?
ButButTheJesus: I learn here
CaptinOfBeez: leme know what you wanna know adam
Mr_Horrible: we have literally done this bit
BrowneePoints: Meta is Facebook
I_Am_Clockwork: Meta is Facebook
matthaus_c: let's go
matthaus_c: got them all
saucemaster5000: you forgot loadingreadyrun
circusofkirkus: Saudiaramco
Mr_Horrible: what do they win @matthaus_c ?
CaptinOfBeez: semi conductor stocks include amd, tsm, nvda, int
protojman: she got me so bad when i played
niccus: A dam
speedracer4321: TSM is prertty big because of nvidia because they make chips fo rthem, not super huge though
protojman: almost every time
matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible an invisible wall of dicks
Fanklok: I'd buy LRR
CaptinOfBeez: *intc
mrbuzzfuzz: pay off my debts
EvilBadman: house
couchboyj: Google is technically Alphabet now, innit? No one uses that tho.
BrowneePoints: I'd make sure my family didn't have to worry about paying for housing the rest of their lives
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c ah, so they win a chore
Pharmacistjudge: 10 billion
joelowe2: Adam moves to Madagascar
HorusFive: Kickstarter for Super Villian Adam when?
BrowneePoints: ope that's not enough
Dog_of_Myth:
BrowneePoints: 2 mil I'd just find a decent place to live and not worry about being homeless
xantos69: I want a swimming pool on the moon that I swim in and do flip tricks. Also I live stream it and CONSTANTLY remind people that I am on the moon.
CaptinOfBeez: the risk with tsm is that its foreign and at risk from china
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would find a place where I could reliably pay bills for a decent amount of time
niccus: yeah...
mrbuzzfuzz: XD
niccus: a boat or an RV
SnackPak_: the sea calls me
Mr_Horrible: they want to return to the sea
Pharmacistjudge: 2 million may not buy you a house in victoria
jessieimproved: That's enough in some countries
speedracer4321: wha tmore edo you need to sail than a youtube video and a dream?
lamina5432: I'd prefer a cabin in the woods
Thefluffiestguineapig: Eeeeeeeehhhhhhhh
BusTed: at your advanced age
Joan_of_Oat: breaking news: local twitch streamer millionaire found dead in boat
I_Am_Clockwork: boat is harder, more dangerous, but also more isolated, if that's what you're going for
ButButTheJesus: retire somewhere cheap
Lionhardt544: Living on a sailboat would be so fun but god there's so much I enjoy that's strictly land-bound
TetraRay: DAMN ben!
HorusFive: You can die on any amount of money, Ben.
speedracer4321: how many eight balls can 2 mill get you
mrbuzzfuzz: like 2 years XD
Fanklok: 2 millino could buy... Adam
EvilBadman: Boat is a hole in the water you throw money into
RealGamerCow: 40 years, 50k a year, that's 2 million
matthaus_c: how many USD of cocaine do you think you could do in a single sitting
Roger_Job329: Your probably still young enough to join the Navy. US cut off is 36.
betweenmyself: two mil worth of Sour Keys
saucemaster5000: I would buy everything in stock at a dollar store just cause I could
Mazrae: buy a nice house in cash for no mortgage and put the rest into savings with a high interest rate
I_Am_Clockwork: how funny would it be if Saga dropped the record because of one of the jumpscares
Lionhardt544:
That was literally just an old lady and I screamed. There's a reason I don't play horror games
speedracer4321: thats true how man sour keys can 2 mill get you
Mr_Horrible: can't wait until AirBnB is banned
TehAmelie: half a million would be enough for me to subsist on interest
wildpeaks: invest it, live off the interests
speedracer4321: you could die happy
BusTed:
Masslost: campgrounds can be kinda cheap
Himyul: duh. Soap and water Adam
Thefluffiestguineapig: Live in your car/in motels
lochnessseammonster:
Blakemcm: thats also un invested!!! if you put it all in a high yield savings account you can pull 4% every year and not touch the principal. thats 80 grand a year "salary"
Ferisar: you like fishin?
saucemaster5000: stealing other people's dads now
CaptinOfBeez: the big semi conductor play is ASML since they provide the only photonics for the almost the whole semi fab world
Thefluffiestguineapig: Many truck stops have showers you can pay to use
jessieimproved: I went fishing all the time with my grandpa
RealGamerCow: I know a guy who sold his house in Boston, moved to Peru, and bought a fucking villa on 30 acres and still had money leftover
I_Am_Clockwork: I always thought pining over a boat you couldn't afford was a Mid-Life Crisis sort of thing
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BrowneePoints: 20 grand means i wouldn't be worrying about being homeless literally NEXT MONTH.
lochnessseammonster: definitely
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints Same!!!!!
Fanklok: 10k would elimite my probably small money issues
joelowe2: Madagascar!
TehAmelie: 3,000 would let me buy a life changing bed
Ferisar: yep
gibbousm: yes
Thefluffiestguineapig: 20K means I could mostly pay off my car and not worry about it being siezed
CaptinOfBeez: Nicaragua is dirt cheap and BEAUTIFUL
Mr_Horrible: it's like when the Kapra Demon becomes a normal enemy
Lionhardt544: That monster design is sick
betweenmyself: One mil worth of Sour Keys, one mil of Cocaine… Just do Sour Key bumps for the rest of your (very short) life
matthaus_c: can't juke boxes club
Mr_Horrible: I do like the submerge/reflection motif in line with the Lake
BrowneePoints: ya more Poets of the Fall!
frank_the_great: $65K left in student loan debt, $20k would put a nice dent in it
Thefluffiestguineapig: The fingers which might be tentacles but you can't reliably tell is very cool
Ferisar: oh yeah you have take control on the mind place radio now
Ferisar: so you can have a control throwback
ActualFactual: plz play the boys are back in town on the jukebox
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or if the fingers are just the image remaining intact
BusTed:
I_Am_Clockwork: ah the clasic "eh, old people are spooky, right?" trope
Lionhardt544: Classic horror bad guys being bullet sponged
Mazrae: okay the music in this game is pretty good
ButButTheJesus: ohhhhh its like the bottom is her reflection with water in between. I was playing on PS5 and either it didn't show up as well there or I just didn't realize it.
RealGamerCow: this is very accurate cassette quality music
Thefluffiestguineapig: @I_Am_Clockwork I mean when they are floating in air with a reflection where their lower body should be?
BusTed: gnarly
Ferisar: face/off
MegaDosX: Her face...off
matthaus_c: just like john travolta
wildpeaks: Face. Off.
lochnessseammonster:
TetraRay: time for the ... face off
Mr_Horrible: we got an Assassin's Creed situation
MegaDosX: "No more drugs for that man"
Kramburger: Oh hey, I didn't know you were playing Assassin's Creed Unity
Ferisar: haha yeah you're missing like 3 guns
TetraRay:
Thefluffiestguineapig: You're talking?
ButButTheJesus: yeah
protojman: oh no the crossbow
Mr_Horrible: not American enough brother Kkona
Fanklok: You see you keep interacting with us dumbasses
MegaDosX: Skill issue
Ferisar: it's fine i don';t think you'll need 'em
lochnessseammonster: streamer debuff
Ferisar: i think one is in the wellness center?
ActualFactual: Ben just wants to do the melee build that badly
PMAvers: I blame Milk.
betweenmyself: Ben doing an inadvertent challenge run
Mr_Horrible: Adam: "Fuckin' coolers!" Frieza: "You don't know the half of it, bro"
matthaus_c: I bet the speedrun route doesn't take any of these guns
Ferisar: tbf the crossbow is kinda poopy
I_Am_Clockwork: Adam with his big Wheel of Topics, spinnnn "ahh yes.... Cooolers.... yessss"
Fanklok: What if you find a cooler and open it up. There;s 2 owls inside
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PMAvers I feel like sauce is probably also on the blame list
patrick_stonecrusher: How many owls can you babtise in a cooler?
MegaDosX: Crossbow was apparently a while ago
MegaDosX: I just looked it up
Ferisar: oh yeah crossbow was ages ago
ActualFactual: I'd be alarmed to find even 1 owl in a cooler
Ferisar: hahaha
couchboyj: I keep thinking Adam is saying Coors and is upset about cheap beer
HorusFive: Where do you keep you owls, Adam?
kumatsu: they're just chillin' man
speedracer4321: were hotboxing this cooler
Mr_Horrible: what about if you open a cooler and there's 50 squirrels inside?
TetraRay: Who?
silenceaux: Belongs to the owls now
I_Am_Clockwork: Hotboxing in a cooler is some kind of poetic irony
MegaDosX: Doing knives?
Thefluffiestguineapig: He's described this before
itsr67: LOL
BrowneePoints:
I tried to do Knives, but it's really hard to inhale a whole one
Thefluffiestguineapig: And Ben's reaction is always great
TetraRay: WTF
niccus: yeah that's dumbass behavior
RealGamerCow: that is some degen shit
definenull: Dafk
saucemaster5000: I did the apple a ton
HorusFive: And they say stoners are dumb....
Mr_Horrible: if the fanart I've seen is any indication, a lot of people want to do Knives
Mr_Horrible: haHAA trigun jokes
Blip2004: then the stories of the people doing knives who pass out and hit their face on the burner
I_Am_Clockwork: I would simply not get burned, since I lack human lips
mulligan2six: Knives is some rural Sask shit for sure
EvilBadman: Reminder: the dark place is a looping maze
Mr_Horrible: necessity is the mother of invention etc etdc
I_Am_Clockwork: I have weird metal lips like Ultron in the MCU
matthaus_c: you can just use the nearest bible for rolling papers
couchboyj: Dumb as hell but relentlessly entertaining sounds like a brand to me
Juliamon: they 100% do
BrowneePoints: bruh, they ate TIDE PODS
Tweygoh: me and my roommate had one of those smoke guns for food
Mr_Horrible: @EvilBadman honestly an apt metaphor for some of these conversations
itira: im sure they do
TetraRay: 100% they do
SnackPak_: I've used a bible page before
Roger_Job329: Back in dayyy
TheAwkes: Taskmaster taught me that the NZ equivalent of hot knives is called "spots"
Juliamon: I modded a weed subreddit, I PROMISE you they still do shit like that
tergonis: kids don't have money to get actual tools
Joan_of_Oat: I dunno I knew some folks who smoked out of apples regularly
HorusFive: Kids are- by definition- of poor judgement
Mr_Horrible: fun fact, there were an order of magnitude more reports of old people eating tide pods than kids
BrowneePoints: The Good Book for the Good Kush
Saintnex: they do other stupid things presumably
RealGamerCow: better, because the pages are thin
Kramburger: The Goog good book
mulligan2six: The good good book
mulligan2six: @Kramburger Same braincell
SK__Ren: God's Grass
Juliamon: the thing we had to purge the most was people asking how to split USB chargers to fire carts without a battery
joelowe2: I'm reading it now. I'm on chapter 4
saucemaster5000: nah the best book to smoke weed is the Quran
matthaus_c: so sone
itsr67: crinfe
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Oh I'm sure somethings boggle the mind at their simultaneous complicatedness and convoluted things
Fanklok: Parnets is pretty crinfe TBH
ButButTheJesus: remy?
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itsr67: : D
Mr_Horrible: that fucking timing
MegaDosX: *ding*
joelowe2: That thumbs up was awesome Ben
saucemaster5000: So gld we don't hear achievement noises IRL
Kramburger: I'm bad at spelling even when I'm not rushing to make a joke, don't know why I want to become a writer
betweenmyself: Epic has the single most obnoxiously intrusive achievement notifications
itsr67: LOL
RealGamerCow: metal pipe and thwomp at random intervals
jessieimproved: How's that going to work
ButButTheJesus: okay.
itira: oh no
Mr_Horrible: so now the next time Ben gets invited to Adam's birthday he's gonna be like "...oh fuck he's dead"
Seth_Erickson: How goes it friends I was listening early in a half asleep state so I remember none of it
MegaDosX: I have several questions
Fanklok: That is so funny and immensly fucked
betweenmyself:
Adam dies by attempted Isekai
silenceaux: well, with the ever expanding panopticon
Kramburger: Adam.
Mr_Horrible: @Seth_Erickson it's okay, this stream has basically been a fugue state
Seth_Erickson: Adam always has someone recording him Ben
matthaus_c: I hope i'm funny while I'm dying
ButButTheJesus: Adam
Mazrae: now chat we got insider information
Roger_Job329: On Sajams stream?
Kramburger: Adam please
Seth_Erickson: Just look behind you
Saintnex: Adam…
TetraRay: LOL
Thefluffiestguineapig: Dude
The_Timo: I'm gonna get them to print out an empty life bar at my funeral
EvilBadman: You can always die here on Twitch, weekly on Tuesday nights!
RealGamerCow: I would pay money to see Adam in an Isekai anime
MegaDosX: So the whole Clue thing?
CaptinOfBeez: does this fringe on snuff?
ButButTheJesus: I am cackling
MegaDosX: Multiple endings
Thefluffiestguineapig: @CaptinOfBeez Oh it's fully snuff
Joan_of_Oat: no no the best way is to mix the real death into the middle
Seth_Erickson: When do they wheel in the casket though?
Kramburger: Good way to make sure that people don't miss you
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itsr67: it's funnier if none of them kill and you jump out of the casket
matthaus_c: isekai'd into a horror movie
betweenmyself: the ultimate in committing to the bit
Seth_Erickson: Or the Urn if you're being cremated
Fanklok: Then Adam comes out from behind the projector
Dog_of_Myth: Truck-kun comes for everyone
saucemaster5000: What if you found out THIS is the isekai?
CaptinOfBeez: midroll death ads?
itsr67: LOL
frank_the_great: Adam would do well in another world, man knows not to fall for any bs
Seth_Erickson: Yeah how many midrolls are there
EvilBadman: Get some sponsorships on there too
ButButTheJesus: this got me I'm still giggling
I_Am_Clockwork: and then Adam walks into the room and spoils the ending like "oh is this the one where I die?"
Mr_Horrible: @saucemaster5000 I'd find truck-kun and throw hands and demand my money back
mulligan2six: @Seth_Erickson This funeral is brought to you by NordVPN
saucemaster5000: remember to get G-Fuel to sponsor your funeral
ButButTheJesus: just a stick raised at an alligator freeze framed
far2muchsarcasm: time to bounce. see yall later
Mr_Horrible: bro's funeral sponsored by AG1
itsr67: "get your channel points back"
Seth_Erickson: Your life me temporary but the grind is eternal
matthaus_c: raycon
kumatsu: in the AARRRRMS OF THE AAAANGELS brought to you by Audible
joelowe2: AG1
RealGamerCow: Harry's, audible
silenceaux: me undeadies, adam climbs out of the coffin
underhill33: stamps dot com
itsr67: chipotle ad
frank_the_great: Sponsored funerals sounds like a nightmare
The_Timo: sometimes weird french ads because canada
mrbuzzfuzz: those wallets
Mr_Horrible: "Scan this QR code in my coffin for 50 free pulls"
saucemaster5000: "If we meet the subscriber goal we will bury the body"
couchboyj: I would like to know how to greet freshness
EvilBadman: Adam, about to die from a shark attack, "SurfShark...."
gibbousm: Helix sleep
CastleOtranto: Square space
itsr67:
mulligan2six: Get your limited edition "Adam's funeral" Displate
mrbuzzfuzz: wow XD
PMAvers: I feel like Taco Bell would be down for sponsoring someone's troll funeral
Mr_Horrible: oh no I almost spat Long Drink due to my own joke
Mazrae: have them tattoo it on your back
mrbuzzfuzz: QR code tramp stamp??
Mr_Horrible: the dramatic irony
Seth_Erickson: Put it some way that makes it painfully aware to everyone else there who's scanning the code
Pharmacistjudge: As long as it's not Better Help
gibbousm: Displate doesn't look bad
HorusFive: Ah, The Bender party
kumatsu: that's Peak Andrew tho
EvilBadman: Yeah, Andrew.
Roger_Job329: Irish funeral than
Fanklok: Taco Bell sponsors a lot of things that the gimmick is "this is a bad idea"
TheBearBee: 50 free pulls? I'd roll your ass out of a coffin for 10
gibbousm: 665
Himyul: every birthday gets you closer to your deathday
saucemaster5000: Make sure you tag the funeral as "pools and hot tubs"
Mr_Horrible: weird how adding Gig Economy to a thing usually makes it worse
Mr_Horrible: 10%
mrbuzzfuzz: are you getting a meundies sponsor?
BrowneePoints: sorry i'm not into 15 year olds
Mr_Horrible: nah brother you need to get that Honkrail shit now
Mr_Horrible: that's the new hotness
Thefluffiestguineapig: That funeral home better be WELL PAID because that will be expensive
betweenmyself: “Adam Savidan, high off the newfound popularity garnered from his Rain Drop Mouth Noise Tour, wows mourners at his funeral. He will be missed.”
kumatsu: I'd take it
TetraRay: your steam account
kumatsu: I'd live on the legacy of Crocsnsocs
EvilBadman: Yeah Sean library
matthaus_c: nice argument... unfortunately, I've planted a Honkai Star Rail Waifu
EvilBadman: Steam
DudelidouX: Since I hate parties I should do a party like that but put a mannequin in a coffin and not show up lol
Fanklok: My friend got into KOTOR and his gimmick was all of his characters were named after pokemon
Mr_Horrible: truuuuu
PMAvers: "Oh man, Adam's pawn in Dragon's Dogma is just rolling in the currency nowadays."
TheBearBee: But what's the spread like at your funeral? We talking little cheeses or like what?
saucemaster5000: too bad the funeral played licensed music and you can't play the VOD
itsr67: "Is that 50 free pulls?"
ButButTheJesus: digital libraries can't be transferred upon death #buyphysical
xantos69: My plan for my death is to crash a stolen plane into Mt. Rushmore. On my way to the final impact I am dumping leaflets out of the plane that give the first clue... to the national treasure style quest. Winner gets my inheritance.
frank_the_great: Nah, 4 hours in the makeup chair
EvilBadman: What loot do y'all drop on death?
Mazrae: have it closed casket and make it sound like it was a brutal death so no one tries to open it to see you
Mr_Horrible: get Remy's eyes to glow for it
itsr67: copy of dark cloud 2
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sweet katana?
betweenmyself: Adam’s funeral will exclusively feature music by Phil Collins
Mr_Horrible: he drops and 21/23 Charged Dash
Fanklok: So Adam drops Rivers of Skill
mulligan2six: A set of whips
Seth_Erickson: I drop something dog shit that everyone hates
saucemaster5000: A copy of the novelization of the "Howard the Duck" movie signed by George Lucas
speedracer4321: its a loot cooler
SnackPak_: hateful
MegaDosX:
Wow, Ben, hateful 
lochnessseammonster:
hate that
matthaus_c: I'm an optional early game enemy that drops a weapon that's unremarkable in the grand scheme of the game, but good for the level
Mr_Horrible: I can't believe Ben drops Moogle Tomestones
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would drop something that makes people reflect on their discomfort with me as a being
PMAvers: Ben's achievement gives a weird number of Gamerscore on XBox Live
patrick_stonecrusher: Im at the center of a Legend of Zelda trading quest
TetraRay: pure evil
EvilBadman: I got like 4 steam betas in my inventory for dead games. I can't send them to anyone or remove them.
dumbo3k: Takes up an inventory slot, and can't be delted
dumbo3k: deleted*
saucemaster5000: I drop a boss soul for a weapon that scales with END
betweenmyself: Adam’s the Boss Encounter where you are forced to lose the sit through a cutscene where an NPC everyone hates has to come Deus Ex the party out of danger.
itsr67: smells awful
916rixhgrinxh: Type shit 🔥
ButButTheJesus: bacteria
silenceaux: @dumbo3k Can be deleted, but you have to type the name of the item, and it has some i|illIi|ilLiiIl bs in the middle
RealGamerCow: so many rats running up your legs
MegaDosX: I could see water like this tripping your thalassophobia, Adam
Mr_Horrible: Tetanus shot?
itsr67: ?
speedracer4321: tetnus
MegaDosX: Tetanus
Blakemcm: tetnus
mrbuzzfuzz: we're in Canada, our best bet is flesh eating bacteria
TheAwkes: Every 10 years.
Kramburger: 10 years
Blakemcm: i believe its every 10 years
916rixhgrinxh: I'm finna start streaming y'all wish me luck
matthaus_c: live for that tetanussy
gibbousm: 10-15 years
Mr_Horrible: I don't step on Rusty Nails, I drink them
MegaDosX: I think the ten years is only really if you're at regular risk of infection
Himyul: oh yeah, why did Beej leave out those rusty nails?
patrick_stonecrusher: Giant key
EvilBadman: Got equipped with cutters
gibbousm: I got my last on in 2016 when I started my old job.
SK__Ren: Honestly its not the rust that gives you tetanus, its bacteria that grow in the conditions that promote the rust
MegaDosX: Otherwise you can maybe just get a shot if and when you need one? Citation needed though, don't take medical advice from me
frank_the_great: Do you feel like you just achieved something?
Pharmacistjudge:
Renew your TDAP every 10 years
matthaus_c: I've had a fishing hook get lodged in my nostril
Seth_Erickson: Fishy hooks do tend to be pretty destructive
Kramburger: There was a period of about 20+ years where I was getting my tetnus booster as part of getting stitches
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c They threw you back didn't they
betweenmyself: once had a nail *slowly* driven into my ankle while I was sitting down on it… Didn’t realize it until I stood up and walked around a bit cause my foot had fallen asleep
Himyul: are you a fish?
rosesmcgee: Abs are shredded. Think she works out
Mazrae: can you go through the hole that the taken made
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX too rotten inside to eat
EvilBadman: @megadosx obviously not they're still here
Seth_Erickson: That's doing something Adam
RealGamerCow: I had someone accidentaly nail gun my foot to the floor. Not rusty but still got the shot
itira: look, its fun
speedracer4321: i hit a bunch of roofing nails that didnt get caught by the mqagnet with my mower, my leg pin cushion hurt real bad
matthaus_c: I still enjoy completing certain games
Kramburger: Some achievements are for the devs to track players progress
Bruceski: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
silenceaux: I think the usage of achievements to track/advertise player progress was less common
saucemaster5000: da cheeze blanket
ButButTheJesus: I'm still an achievement hunter, it still feels cool. And I go to exophase to see my total across platforms.
thatguysteve2709: Boshy
itira:
says the boshy
Seth_Erickson: Cup head comes to mind
silenceaux: so more games tended to have achievements that were exclusively just weird challenges
lochnessseammonster: you create your own
drcthulu: beat the boshy twice
Mazrae: i only try to get all the achievements in a game if they arent bullshit to get
lochnessseammonster:
Mr_Horrible: he jus like me fr fr
saucemaster5000: IRL cheevos would fucking suck
mrbuzzfuzz: getting a cooler will be an acheivement Adam didn't know he needed.
matthaus_c: literally a dick measuring context
matthaus_c: contest rather
matthaus_c: parnets
Fanklok: @saucemaster5000 you mean diplomas?
saucemaster5000: good point
frank_the_great: The best achievements are the ones that encourage you to play differently. Like beating Spelunky in 10 minutes, or only using the Gravity gun in the horror level of HL2
Thefluffiestguineapig: Using as a measure of self worth
RealGamerCow: he gonna getchu fat boy
Mr_Horrible: it's the same as dps meters - if you're using it to side-eye other people you're a freak and need Jesus, if you're doing it to track your own stats you're fine
betweenmyself: High achievement totals are how you get into heaven though
ButButTheJesus: you best flippeh-flappeh
frank_the_great:
You need to get the lights on
Mr_Horrible: Why It's Rude To Suck At Warcraft
matthaus_c: It's Rude To Suck At Warcraft, very good video
Scarbble: that video is great
I_Am_Clockwork: oh hek yeah, Folding Ideas is great
Mr_Horrible: another Dan Olson banger
Thefluffiestguineapig: @frank_the_great But not being hyperfocused about it, having it be something that can organically be done and there is shock about the achievement existing
I_Am_Clockwork: Dan Olson doing gods work
silenceaux: That makes me think of MOBAs, and why I don't play them
RealGamerCow: People have gotten MAD at me at casinos for being bad at blackjack
Fanklok: Bein number 1 on the DPS charts is how I know I'm winning
RealGamerCow: like, listen slappy, you're 8 mai tais in, you aren't counting cards
Mr_Horrible: @RealGamerCow just tell them it's okay, because they're a loser so they'd lose regardless of whether you were at the table
I_Am_Clockwork: I remember this level from Amisia Dark Decent
definenull: I don't think it happens as often in mtg draft?
protojman: Washington, Washington
saucemaster5000: I'M COMING! I'M CO-
ButButTheJesus: you best flippeh-flappeh
betweenmyself:
People hate you for being bad at Blackjack because you’re acting as a cooler, and nobody like’s coolers, BEN!
silenceaux: There's something about hitting when the odds are bad in a deck full of face cards is making your odds worse in later hands or something but who knows
TheBearBee: That's just part of the gamble. You always run the risk of playing with someone who'd pay to ruin your day
tod_vom_himmel: what if they gave gief deejays drive rush
tod_vom_himmel: gief fixed?
itsr67: gam gam got the swim swam
Mr_Horrible: You can be cum *DUHDUHDUHDUHDUN*
matthaus_c: jumpscares still got it
Joan_of_Oat:
Mazrae: that got me
Mr_Horrible: lost to a game that was unfinished at launch smh my h
mrbuzzfuzz: "getting cock" suddenly screams
PMAvers: "Welp we need new office chairs now, this one's brown."
I_Am_Clockwork: thats one of the pilars of horror. "I don't want to, but I gotta... but I dont wanna"
ButButTheJesus: you gotta sawEEEEUM
itsr67: glaaass shark
Mr_Horrible: meemaw nobody likes your Joker impression
matthaus_c: why does she sound like gollum
PMAvers: Oh no it's the Turbo Granny
Thefluffiestguineapig: @I_Am_Clockwork the original amnesia was great at this because you could try absolutely everything to avoid it and they make you do it no matter how much you are not a fan
drcthulu: Gammy's gonna get ya
Thefluffiestguineapig: Heather: "Sure Ben, sure you are'
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Kaaannaaa: whoa they're gaming
matthaus_c: time flies when you're in a cooler
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Thefluffiestguineapig The trick is balancing it so it feels like you're forcing yourself rather than railroaded
Fanklok: What if you juit stopped looking a t the clock
EvilBadman: You got a good stopping point after this not great boss fight
frank_the_great: Wrong, it's 10:30. East coast, best coast
Mr_Horrible: something tells me you're probably a bit off the "average" playthrough
EvilBadman: You have 3 or 4 sessions probably
SnackPak_: gottem
ButButTheJesus: ok I will...
RayFK: 8 sessions
Thefluffiestguineapig: The podcast?
wildpeaks: the headless chicken style
Fanklok: First spears and now the east coast? Can we cancel this guy yet??
saucemaster5000: Good luck enjoying your sunsets on dry land suckers
Kramburger: And the half hour talk show at the beginning of each stream
MacbethSeemsSus: So you'll wrap just in time for Desert Bus
Thefluffiestguineapig: Gaymer not gamer
mrbuzzfuzz:
but when are you coming to the east coast for mtg things?
MegaDosX: Spears are easier to use
tod_vom_himmel: spear is probaly the best weapon to have
matthaus_c: historically? goated. fantasy? fuck no
HorusFive: Give 'em the pokes
ButButTheJesus: spear got range
I_Am_Clockwork: spears is historically a very good weapon
knightoftheblackrose: Halberd all the way
silenceaux: Range and precision
lochnessseammonster: axe too heavy
itira: Damn Adam
MegaDosX: Good lord
itira: LOL
TetraRay: spears are one of the best weapons
Mr_Horrible: what the fuck, Adam
definenull: Damn
Kramburger: ADAM
MegaDosX: That was cold as ice Adam
ButButTheJesus: ADAM
lochnessseammonster:
niccus: adam..............
Kramburger: APOLOGISE
saucemaster5000: let him cook
I_Am_Clockwork: easy to use, easy-ish to make
SK__Ren: Yeah, spears are like the 50cal Armor Piercing rounds of Melee weapons
korvys:
silenceaux: Well I'm glad Ben is laughing about this
Fanklok: Fucking got his ass
definenull: Adam not holding back
matthaus_c: ice. cold.
Joan_of_Oat:
cold as the coolers you hate 
speedracer4321: adam going right for the disability
frank_the_great: Call me boring, but I like my sword and shield
BusTed: he knew as soon as he said it
knightoftheblackrose: savage savidan
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam "cold as ice" Savidan
betweenmyself:
colder than an Igloo cooler
itira:
oh my god
lochnessseammonster: he's out of line but he's right
Mr_Horrible: Adam resorting to the 3rd-grader comebacks
CaptinOfBeez: its okay adam thats the only joke i have for my wife
Kramburger: Spears are the easiest to learn to use
Himyul: it works for Kaladin, doesn't it?
MegaDosX: You're an axe man? *bewp bewp*
mulligan2six: Oh a big AXE man! got it.
speedracer4321: is hse baoptized
korvys: Main character is clearly sword - if you pick a spear, you're clearly the supporting character
CaptinOfBeez: oh shes deaf AF
niccus: AO3 is definitely where people fix weapon choices
matthaus_c: @speedracer4321 you okay?
MilkInBags: is this game longer than persona 5
silenceaux: time to get owned by Turbo Grandma
itsr67: m i x
Ferisar: spears have range axes have weight, if i'm fighting giant monsters i ain't getting close to them
SK__Ren: you got hurt when she bamfd
definenull: Got ryu damage
saucemaster5000: didn't block low
wildpeaks: domed by granny
BusTed: we could tell
hammith: There are no games longer than Persona 5
Mathwyn: Ben 'One Ear' Ulmer
Thefluffiestguineapig: The panic in your eyes
Kramburger: F R I E N D S H I P
Hallontagg: @Ferisar sounds like you want a poleaxe!
Pharmacistjudge: I was like...potential yikes?
kumatsu: good time to cash it in then
CaptinOfBeez: like i learned asl just to date her deaf
stonethatwalks: Start the fight with a spear, but have a backup weapon on your belt
BusTed: power move for sure
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a big deal to do
Juliamon: It's not that hard!
CaptinOfBeez: we are married now so it worked out lol
betweenmyself: Granny a Destiny player, using Nova Warp like that
definenull: Oofa
niccus: there's a separate quebecois sign language
Thefluffiestguineapig: Maybe see an ENT? Or neurologist?
definenull: Of course there is
wildpeaks: give granny a hug
Fanklok: ASL is great for catching strangers off guard in public
Mr_Horrible: nah, she's got bloomers on
Kramburger: She's got grundies on
saucemaster5000: got some elphelt moves there
Seth_Erickson: He's built different in the way that he only has half the hearing most people have
mrbuzzfuzz: XD
inconsideratehat: Well ASL is english, so...
MilkInBags: Adam…
lochnessseammonster:
Seth_Erickson:
Fuck bloodborne
Mr_Horrible: now Ben is getting in on it
mulligan2six: @inconsideratehat Murican Sign Language
ButButTheJesus:
500 OK. Ben. How. HOW did you one-shot that boss. I just did this boss fight and lost over 10 times, I got so mad I wrote a Reddit post about it. AND I did have the rifle and crossbow. As soon as you started I was like "oh he's gonna one-shot this isn't he."
Mr_Horrible: oh man, it's almost like it's a FromSoft game
silenceaux: So who (besides Maria) are the good boss fights
CaptinOfBeez: but for real research for language stuff has shown that age related "losses" can be delayed with other languages like sign language etc
speedracer4321: the hard part of gam gam was the underwater part when you were looking for the generator, shes depowered by the lack of water
Blakemcm: bloodborn is the highest highes and lowest lows in fromsoft
MilkInBags: it’s true cleric beast is the best blood borne boss
Seth_Erickson: Ludwig, Orphan of Kos, Gascoigne
Kramburger: That was a Witches of Hemwick shit
EvilBadman: @butbutthejesus Was a two shot
SnackPak_:
ButButTheJesus: okay one sec
TetraRay:
n3ther: just not passionate enough smh
MilkInBags: Adam is not a poster
BrowneePoints: Legendary Witch Queen Campaign Solo. I had a MOMENT
Seth_Erickson: I usually seek vindication yeah
HorusFive: Adam- you have a whole stream audience to get that mad about it
Fanklok: Hey I'm wearing the same necklace as Tor
MilkInBags: as soon as you type on Reddit, you lost
speedracer4321: when i was little i was at the end of FF3 having 100 percented everything but kefka, used sketch on realm and it deleted my game. We didn't have reddit then so i wrote a letter to square enix i was so pissed off it deleted my save file.
Kramburger: Oh cool he has a poets of the fall patch. They're the guys who write/play their songs
Thefluffiestguineapig: I used to have a friend who would have POLITICAL DEBATES on reddit and then be mad about people trolling him
betweenmyself: I turn my vidja gemm failures inward and use it to fuel my eventual success… Writing a screed online would just sap me of my future power.
wildpeaks:
well we also ran around aimlessly a lot, it's quite shorter usually
Blakemcm: avatar the last airbender!!! the easiest achivement game ever
Mr_Horrible: yeah, there was a cottage industry for that
MilkInBags: that poor soul
silenceaux: Why did he buy it? It just comes with the XBox
saucemaster5000: And that friend was Ian
EvilBadman: Avatar for the x360 is near instant 1k points
Lithobraker: I thought everyone had UNO, it came with the console
niccus: @Thefluffiestguineapig was he libertarian by any chance
Seth_Erickson: They're spitting
frank_the_great: I was stuck on Deacons of the Deep and searched it up, only for the DS3 sub to laugh at how easy they are
ButButTheJesus: AND you succesfully healed yourself!
MilkInBags:
spitting on Reddit 
ButButTheJesus: oh I was pissed
niccus: lol is always a bad sign
MilkInBags:
lol.
Kramburger: lol we need to talk lol
matthaus_c: lol 10%.
frank_the_great: 😂 <-- Seething mad
Thefluffiestguineapig: @niccus Maybe? I never asked because I heard about his politics all the time anyways. The stuff about military history was exhausting
speedracer4321: i just delete the second lol bc im hyper aware of it
silenceaux: I feel this
josh___something: YEah, smth smth smth so yeah
Mr_Horrible: I feel the same way when I use a word twice in one post
J_Rey15: lol I'm laughing out loud lol
josh___something: I die inside
Seth_Erickson: So funny streamer. lol.
TetraRay: lol you are so funny lol
protojman: >send three messages to a friend >all three messages end with colon D
Mr_Horrible: "I said essentially twice, fuck"
Fanklok: proof read?
emberBecky: yeh I do that with yeh, yeh
Lionhardt544: SAME
RayFK: He spitting fire, he got no time to add punctuation
Pharmacistjudge: or you forget a not
Kramburger: I turn spellcheck on every device I have because I KNOW I can't spell for shit
josh___something: I fuckin grip it and rip it too
betweenmyself: need Men in Black mind erasing tech just to make everyone forget the occasional redundancy in text chat
MilkInBags: every setence I type is perfect as written
frank_the_great: I alwys spel cheque
MilkInBags: (typo for gag)
TetraRay:
Mr_Horrible: gotta appease the hole
josh___something: and then it's something like twitch chat.
Fanklok: My autocorrect has this awful habit of choosing just the worst words for shit
I_Am_Clockwork: I've been quoted on Adam's stream saying "I never make any typis"
BrowneePoints: Oh the Jace tweet.
speedracer4321: isnt it x now?
MilkInBags: I’m so sone
EvilBadman: The Mr freeze one?
BrowneePoints: oh THAT tweet
Mr_Horrible: good bit
BrowneePoints: like 400 likes
Seth_Erickson:
Jace 
BrowneePoints: I mean, I DISAGREE WITH YOU
Kramburger: The Jace bait?
BrowneePoints: but it's popping off
BrowneePoints: *pouty face at Ben*
Lithobraker: There's attention on Twitter and there's being the main character on Twitter
MegaDosX: Oh boy
Kramburger: Bring back goofy Ixalan Jace
Lionhardt544: Damn lol
MegaDosX: I bet that poked the hive
lochnessseammonster: accurate
Seth_Erickson:
Cool to see how many casualties the phyrexian claimed among the Planeswalkers
protojman: are there people who don't think that way about Jace? Aggressively?
MilkInBags: where are night’s ears located
Thefluffiestguineapig: Bro
betweenmyself: my favorite Twitch chat failure of mine is having a message of mine struck by a mod on a PG stream followed immediately by a message consisting only of “*shot”
frank_the_great: Pop pop?
saucemaster5000: I gotta say my grandpa knew shit about me
Mr_Horrible:
@protojman I try to aggressively not think about jace, if that's what you mean
TetraRay: how to wear a shirt apparently
I_Am_Clockwork: Mind Place is still such a silly silly term
matthaus_c: I'm so sorry you've watched Sherlock
CaptinOfBeez: honestly both of you, how seriously can you follow magic these days or is there an nda or something?
saucemaster5000: seer, not a knower
patrick_stonecrusher: "Is THAT what you call it? The mind PLACE? BWAHHAHAHAHA!"
Fanklok: Saga doing her He-man cosplay
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, so they can break Alan's reality bending?
TokenMickus: I usually write my longer messages in a separate document and sculpt it into something I like, then copy it over into whatever messenger program I'm currently using.
lazermeow: So deep *snap* *snap* *snap*
Thefluffiestguineapig: @patrick_stonecrusher That would have been perfection
betweenmyself: “Welcome to my Noggin Nook”
Scarbble: welcome to my brain bungalow
I_Am_Clockwork: my Cranium Condo
BusTed: head shed
MacbethSeemsSus: "Ya got any booze in here?"
Lionhardt544: Is this guy in that Old Gods of Asgard band? I get that vibe
I_Am_Clockwork: Head shed is very strong
Lionhardt544: I guess my question just got answred
betweenmyself: My Happy Thoughts Bouncy Castle is now open to the public
speedracer4321: the skull secret tunnel
silenceaux: Brain Bungalow
speedracer4321: pee paw says fuck alot
Micsig: Yo head shed is actually sick
Thefluffiestguineapig: If Alan is her father I vote we riot
ButButTheJesus:
head shed
Kramburger: Facement Basement
Thefluffiestguineapig: Head shed is what Ahti calls this
Micsig: Lemme go out back and fix this up in my head shed
MegaDosX: Some doors, huh
Mr_Horrible: and here I thought "the head shed" was just a more vulgar name for the Love Shack
ButButTheJesus:
@Kramburger
wildpeaks: yeah they're not really subtle about who her dad is
Lionhardt544: @mr_horrible LMAO
Kramburger: GOTTEM
Dog_of_Myth:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam trying to pay attention and Ben engaging with our nonsense
Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig we do a lil role reversal, as a treat
MegaDosX: That sounds dangerous
speedracer4321: i'd bet mr. door is her father, but idk
betweenmyself: “This is the room where I tell myself my dad was wrong for not loving me and that I *am* smart and talented… Also I solve crimes here.”
Mr_Horrible: damn, Ben beat me to the joke
Micsig: facement basement make me think of Blair Witch
Thefluffiestguineapig: @speedracer4321 I so hope, but it might be Scratch as more likely.
matthaus_c: streamer privilege
Mr_Horrible: what can I say, ya got me
Mr_Horrible:
fuckin' streamer client with no joke latency
lochnessseammonster: says you
Mr_Horrible: oh it'd def be as interesting of a game, but they couldn't put it at M
KWardJenx: Alan Wake dating sim?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly a game trying to break a romance novel could be fun
I_Am_Clockwork: you saying people WOUND"T play an Alan Wake dating game?
wildpeaks: roll to seduce the Dark Place
Micsig: #clueless
PMAvers: "The book's name is 'Doki Doki Literature Club.' Wow, that's way different than his usual work."
Mr_Horrible: dredging back up the Alan Wank joke I made at the start of stream
I_Am_Clockwork: Adam YOU played doki doki litiature club
Seth_Erickson: Darkest Dungeon
Thefluffiestguineapig: Dokk Doki
I_Am_Clockwork: thats litterally a horror dating game
saucemaster5000: Tetris
RatherLargeToad: KFC was good
saucemaster5000: That long block tho
Kaaannaaa: Persona 5
tergonis: screwing with romance games is an entire subgenre of anime
Mazrae: what if they did a SF6 dating game
Mr_Horrible: Hellion, for 1 date, and then she kills me
Thefluffiestguineapig: I know, I kid
EvilBadman: Adam never finished dokidoki
lochnessseammonster:
dd2 polywagon
EvilBadman: Did he?
Seth_Erickson: Easy Jester supremacy for me
betweenmyself:
Rogue-lite, rhythm based dating sim… With NFT functionality! 
frank_the_great: katawa shoujo
Thefluffiestguineapig: Not Marisa?
Mr_Horrible: "Maxed out, brother"
Mr_Horrible: *Adam's knees grow weak*
I_Am_Clockwork: Antiquarian
Thefluffiestguineapig: Surprised you didn't say SF6
matthaus_c: the Runaway because she probably smells
Mr_Horrible: she's, like, the head of a fashion company isn't she?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, they're a canonical couple?
Mr_Horrible: it's fine, just get behind him, lariat can't hit you
josh___something: Well, zangief or manon
Seth_Erickson: You have at least like 100 loyal fans how many can Zangief have really
Talin06: from the story she is polly
saucemaster5000: she kinda down for both
Mr_Horrible: she's literally fighting people to find someone worthy to marry
TinkerTezz: Sometimes the real gymbro is the gf we find along the way though
josh___something: This is a 20 minute short film, isn't it?
Kramburger: Marisa is poly-armour-ous
Lionhardt544: Manon too? We love a bi icon
I_Am_Clockwork: this is the horror Move Ahti said he was looking forward to a sequel for
Ferisar: dw the full movie is in the alanverse
EvilBadman: @josh___something yes,but not this chapter
Seth_Erickson: I just never get popcorn is the deal
Mr_Horrible: worse than it's been, not as bad as it could be
Thefluffiestguineapig: I didn't know the lore, now I want Marisa, Gief and Manon as a trio with a super healthy and supportive relationship
Mr_Horrible: go see Immaculate, Ben
BrowneePoints: Dune Part 2 is SO good
Micsig: Gotta get got by the popcorn, screw the soda
Roger_Job329: Ghost busters
Fanklok: Soda is where you get got, like one soda pays for hte entire box of soda juice
BusTed: did someone say... DoomGuy
matthaus_c: nah Miles Davis is more important
lochnessseammonster: the fall guy looked amusing
frank_the_great: Poor Things was really good imo
RatherLargeToad: Ghostbusters is ok
BrowneePoints: it's so bad
ButButTheJesus: wowbenIcan'tbeliveyou'renotintoDune
Mr_Horrible: nah, he's taking a principled stand against the Quebecois, I salute Ben
speedracer4321: i saw kung fu panda 4 with my kids, movie is a banger ben
Seth_Erickson: He didn't say Dune sucks Adam he just said he wasn't interested
DudelidouX: Well that's not surprising
Kramburger: he's expressing a personal opinion and not making declatitive statements
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Mathwyn: Wow Adam, I can't believe you get on Ben's case about Dune like that
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SurfDownstage: wow ben I can't believe you're not into dune
CaptinOfBeez: i mean dune can be a lot to buy into, if you like sifi its a thing but not gunna hate
I_Am_Clockwork: sadly uncocks shotgun
matthaus_c: dune your mom
Roger_Job329: Goon guy?
Lionhardt544: My dad is trying to get me to watch Godzilla and Kong this weekend and I'm probably more into a local improv show lol
betweenmyself: Dune doesn’t have enough Coolers to meet Ben’s high expectations
Micsig: Only took me 4 tries to read dune when I was a teen, now I'm locked in
matthaus_c: Denis Villeneuve is french canadian
KWardJenx: Dude! Again with the Collins hate?
itira: true
SurfDownstage: Ben I'll let you off because you got me into ska but you're on thin ice
speedracer4321: I mean ben only has one ear, we can't be too hard on him. especially after you took him down a peg adam
RayFK: Not enough that you made a crack at his hearing? Now you gotta try and get him bullied?
kumatsu: Ben's not a Dune guy, he's a Doomguy [buttrock intensifies]
hammith: That's cause Dune is just kinda okay.
Fanklok: Ben didn;t make fun of you for being hald deaf
saucemaster5000: Every time I'm in voice chat with Drizzt these days he talks about Dune -- HE's the Dune guy
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lionhardt544 Based on company or movie?
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c I clocked it when Paul said "I'm the Kwisatz Hon-hon-haderach!"
KWardJenx: Can we re-Cancel Adam?
matthaus_c: hell yeah
itira:
speedracer4321: i forgot to put the lol at the end
matthaus_c: got it boss
Mr_Horrible: he's spitting
lochnessseammonster:
RayFK: Yeah but you don't know comedy.
TetraRay: you tell em!
Dog_of_Myth:
saucemaster5000: shoulda made fun of the other ear
hammith:
I'm offended that Ben isn't offended enough.
RayFK: (Chat this is a joke)
betweenmyself: Ben don’t need no saving
Joan_of_Oat: yeah! get our asses
Dalouer: @speedracer4321 all i saw from that at first was peg adam and i had to do a double take
CaptinOfBeez: yo are we still on the deaf thing
patrick_stonecrusher: I thought DUNC was going to be a 3is hour movie and l was like 'sick!' Then it was going to be TWO movies and l was all 'oh. Ok.' Now its THREE HECIN MOVIES and l DO NOT care anymore
Dog_of_Myth: Chat....
Pharmacistjudge: it's something that can be said between very good friends.
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speedracer4321: @Dalouer that is fair peggin adam is distracting
Mr_Horrible: oh no, it'll be byeFunko?! D:
itira: gobermint
Fanklok: Funko is being bansihed back to Austria?
I_Am_Clockwork: Jacob managed it
hiFunko: yeah this is my last week here
matthaus_c: they still use mounted cavalry
Mr_Horrible: Tunka Tronk
Jennie_Fuchsia: [everyone disliked that]
ButButTheJesus: tokka trunk
kumatsu: Tonka Tronka
JusticeJuice: The PM's email is public.
Kramburger: Adam if you say G'day softly into the microphone doesn it become G'DaySMR?
EvilBadman: Yes.
Mr_Horrible:
no, Ben, the Wellness Center is about health
ButButTheJesus: Rifle should be in the hospital building?
matthaus_c: yes, the old lady working out
CaptinOfBeez: didnt the last time they kicked rocks they displaced natives? *joke
betweenmyself:
As someone who was born with fifteen percent the range of normal hearing and gradually grew into a more normal range, and was exposed to much ridicule about my hearing issues as a child… Can you speak up?
speedracer4321: hunting rifle is in here somewhere i think
matthaus_c: solid 5/10
Dog_of_Myth: One of the locked rooms earlier I think...
speedracer4321: blums private room i think
EvilBadman: You need the Doorknob for the rifle, and that's in the reception room.
couchboyj: Crikey
BrowneePoints: me playing Baldur's Gate 3
Thefluffiestguineapig: Did she burn up?
hiFunko: Goldfishj
Dog_of_Myth: Club
KWardJenx: Wheat Thins
saucemaster5000: stoned wheat thins
speedracer4321: chicken crackers
BrowneePoints: Club
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that why there's the fire smudge
I_Am_Clockwork: Lightly Salted Saltine
frank_the_great: Absurd
lochnessseammonster: water crackers
ButButTheJesus: triscuit
tergonis: false
matthaus_c: Tony Hawk
SquareDotCube: Chicken in a Biskit
Fanklok: I think Adam is the best cracker
7gorobei: triscuit all day
hieroglyphica: hard agree
couchboyj: Wheat Thins
N30dude: i really enjoy teh Chips version of ritz
knightoftheblackrose: club cracker
Roger_Job329: Club crackers with pickled herring
protojman: what flavor triscut?
tergonis: triscuit garbage tier cracker
Dog_of_Myth: @matthaus_c Perfection
SurfDownstage:
But they're the snack that smiles back. theyre just like me
The_Timo:
I was gonna say you 2 lol
Mr_Horrible: not untrue
SnackPak_: where;s the lie
UtilityPunk: Go back to fish school with those low tier children's snacks
Thefluffiestguineapig: A little?
Roger_Job329: Gouda
frank_the_great: Twitch used to be sensitive about the c word
rosesmcgee: Zesty jalapeno
Seth_Erickson: You can take your triscuits for old men and tonka trucks
Micsig: We don't talk about Uncle Cracker
tergonis: wheat thins tho
Thefluffiestguineapig: We got a pepper bah!
rosesmcgee: or avacado cilantro lime
SurfDownstage: hm
BrowneePoints: Club Crackers are goated
EvilBadman: To clarify the Rifle is in the /other/ building
hieroglyphica: I used to like goldfish but now I'm a triscuit gal. orig all day!
itira: Premium plus baybee
saucemaster5000: stoned wheat thins are too good for triscuit plebs
SquareDotCube: hard tack?
speedracer4321: chicken biscuits are pretty dope
emberBecky: there's some good wheat thin flavors
TheAwkes: Stoned Wheat Thins?
Mr_Horrible: I'm definitely back on the Triscuit Train, but I will defend Whole Grain Goldfish
knightoftheblackrose: @BrowneePoints agrees
couchboyj: Wheat thins are the perfect vehicle for hummus
protojman: i'm not a cheese-it guy but a friend of mine always brings cheese-its and I won't say no to free cheese-its
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeeeeaaaaaah
betweenmyself: Cinnamon graham crackers… Because everything should be dessert
frank_the_great: Cheez its with hot sauce is goated
SurfDownstage: WHAT
SquareDotCube: anyways guess we need to send LRR a box of Chicken in a Biskit
BrowneePoints: they're dece
samwiser_: Dont say that... what...?
Thefluffiestguineapig: You're not missing anything
7gorobei: it has onion powder
BrowneePoints: not great, not bad, but dece
Fanklok: Funions are not good
saucemaster5000: pizza pringles tho
SnackPak_: I like em
patrick_stonecrusher: Good but not worth the price
NotCainNorAbel:
500 - Been mostly having to work during the stream but so glad you could be in the background.
I_Am_Clockwork: if you took away the onion powder they'd be Unfunions
BrowneePoints: Funions are amazing for breading substitution
Mr_Horrible: begrudgingly admitting a Sauce W
UtilityPunk: Those sour cream crackers are unironically good
Roger_Job329: Funyuns go to fishing snack
frank_the_great: Someone hogged them
BrowneePoints: ew coconut
Mr_Horrible: Samoan't
speedracer4321: lemonades are goated
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it one of the hosklings?
BrowneePoints: no thank you, you can have the Coconut
SquareDotCube: oh really? Guess we know pizza pringles are a bargaining chip
Mr_Horrible: Adam would be like Homer with the donuts in Hell
BrowneePoints: I'll take the Tagalongs
TheAwkes: Used to like pringles. Don't go for those reconstituted potato paste kind of chips any more, they just don't measure up.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also samoas are great and being gf means I miss out
hieroglyphica: @mr_horrible I'm also back on triscuit but if I were goldfishing, it's gotta be whole grain
Fanklok: Sour Keys or Samoas, only one for the rest of your life. Go
saucemaster5000: I popped once in high school and oh god it won't stop
WiJohn: Someone said reception
Mr_Horrible: @hieroglyphica hell yeah
Seth_Erickson: Reception center someone said
EvilBadman: It's in the room beside reception
betweenmyself: What is Adam’s LD50 for Samoas and Sour Keys?
hieroglyphica: whole grain is toothy!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
speedracer4321: its by the glassw walled desk in the reception area ben
saucemaster5000: friend of mine went undiagnosed with Lymes Disease since birth till 13
Thefluffiestguineapig: As a female presenting person the amount you get written off in all health care is WILD
Mr_Horrible: my sis had to go gluten-free a while back and brother, it is *BUCKWILD* learning what's got gluten
itira: pretty much
NimrodXIV: guess work is a big part of it, yeah
UtilityPunk: Yeah lol
Pharmacistjudge: human bodies are extremely complex and figuring stuff out is just hard
Jennie_Fuchsia: they do that here too
Kramburger: It's like people who don't realise that they need glasses until they're adults
xantos69: misdiagnosis is SUPER common that is why people always say get a second opinion.
TetraRay: they do that in US as well
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible There's a lot of things with it added for no reason but manufacturing ease
Mr_Horrible: more like Cauldron BAKE amirite?
speedracer4321: ward reception id bet
Fanklok: good job buddy
MegaDosX:
Way to go Adam!
Lionhardt544: They have the in-and-out thing in the US as well cause the more people you can cycle through the more money you can make. Quantity over quality
Pharmacistjudge: there is no "omni-test" there are several more specific tests, but knowing when to go there is the hard part
PhilanthropyLich: Towards the staff lounge
speedracer4321: YEA ADAM!
NimrodXIV: yeah Adam!
QuixoticScrivener: You're like "dispensary, aha weed" when that thing is filled with narcotics.
protojman: YEAHDAM
Mr_Horrible:
@Thefluffiestguineapig yeah, I'm learning how it's The Lazy Thickening Agent 
eshplode: Yeah, Adam!
matthaus_c: hell yeah Adam let's go
Kramburger: YEA ADAM YOU DID IT BUDDY
UtilityPunk:
The gun's for patient discharge 
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah ADAM
hieroglyphica: yeah I had straight up three misdiagnoses. Working on one now, another was a deficiency.
tergonis: good helping streamer
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Did they end up with the meat allergy? Also I didn't know lyme could cross the human fetal sac
RatherLargeToad: yeadams
KWardJenx: Solid contribution Adam!
Thefluffiestguineapig: YUP
betweenmyself:
we appreciate Adam
EdibleDragon:
I was told for 5 years I had hemorrhoids that were nothing to worry about. Turned out to be a giant colon polyp. 
samwiser_:
Mr_Horrible: "Gotta hit those quotas, brother" "...you're a dermatologist"
Thefluffiestguineapig: If the answer isn't easy and you don't have money they will just write you off
saucemaster5000: @Thefluffiestguineapig I don't have the whole story honestly. But yeah, he and hist younger brother both got it through mom
hieroglyphica: Check your B vitamins people! Also PPI use can cause eventually iron deficiency
betweenmyself:
… Boo Adam?
Lionhardt544: @pharmacistjudge that's why joint injuries are rough. X-rays are standard but if there's nothing on it, "Nothing is wrong it's just a sprain," but it could be so much worse than that and YOU have to make the call for an MRI. X-ray is not a universal test.
Mr_Horrible:
10%%
MacbethSeemsSus: Muffin murderer!
Pharmacistjudge: @hieroglyphica you shouldn't be on a PPI long term if you can avoid it
EvilBadman: That is a pray it's blueberry and not mold
KWardJenx: Well, there's your knob you knob
UtilityPunk: Indestructibly stale blueberry muffin
ButButTheJesus:
why shoot muffin 
ButButTheJesus:
knightoftheblackrose: I was diagnosed with a stomach virus. They didnt realize it as my appendix till it exploded and I almost died
Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone who had deformed femoral heads that should have been surgically corrected at 18 months old and was just told "just make yourself walk right" and will now need hip replacements in my 30s?
speedracer4321: that hunting rifle is supposed to be op for boss fights
hieroglyphica: @pharmacistjudge that's a very casual thing to say for someone who is not my doctor, mate
NimrodXIV:
matthaus_c: ding
itira: hjhahahaha
SmoreThanAFeelin:
ghyllnox: In case anyone gets uppity
PMAvers: I mean... she has to deal with all the monster stuff a ton lately, right?
EdibleDragon: It certainly wasn’t fun, haha. US doctors are trying to cycle through patients fast AND are super arrogant about it.
TetraRay: LOL
Kramburger: NOW KISS
SurfDownstage: hell yeah
itsr67:
Mr_Horrible: that shit look plastic
Pharmacistjudge: when PPIs are Over the counter, I have to be very clear that they are not meant for long term use.
ButButTheJesus: FREEDOM
tergonis: brando?
betweenmyself: 🖐️ 🦌
Roger_Job329: That's a marlin
itsr67: LOL
Kramburger: Adam is right
UtilityPunk: Waiting for the marlin to start singing
Mathwyn: It fish
The_Timo: definitely not intentional
Jennie_Fuchsia: urgent care told me I needed to moisturize when I was covered in hives. laughed about me overreacting to dry skin 🙃
Pharmacistjudge: even on the package directions it states it's not for long term use
speedracer4321: YEA ADAM!
EvilBadman: 'member to save, the auto save is unreliable
matthaus_c: usual Adam W
BrowneePoints: i couldn't tell you the difference
Mr_Horrible: he knows at least 2 now
Thoufeux: ET PLOUF
hieroglyphica: I have 3 complex gut disorders, but thank you for your concern
Seth_Erickson: Tuna fish
Roger_Job329: Walleye
JinaMahavira: Pike, salmon
TetraRay: blue fish red fish
Mr_Horrible: no
Mazrae: large mouth and small mouth bass
samwiser_: Jelly.
Thefluffiestguineapig: No
MegaDosX: Bream, flathead
itira: Adam
BusTed: one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish
Fanklok: Sturgeon general strike again
KWardJenx: Swedish
Mr_Horrible: ???
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: Barramundi
Mr_Horrible: ?????????
Thefluffiestguineapig: Whale shark is a fish
dumbo3k: Fish are very poorly defined
speedracer4321: they are totally mammals
tergonis: no science allowed on boats
Roger_Job329: Bullhead
Dog_of_Myth: Dogfish
EvilBadman: Doc, Bashful...fuck
saucemaster5000: Adam...
BrowneePoints: no big fish is a movie
TinkerTezz: whales not fish, sharks are adam go ham
The_Timo: so 5 fish
Micsig: They catch them from a boat
knightoftheblackrose: slime fish? its a real fish
silenceaux: piscine wyvern
ButButTheJesus: did you save?
matthaus_c: Reel Big
Lionhardt544:
@evilbadman
Mr_Horrible: I will grant minnow
speedracer4321: what aboot hootie
EdibleDragon: It’s a whale of a fish
Mazrae: shad
Fanklok: Name all the fish in Runescape
itira: LOL
Dog_of_Myth: hahhaha
Mr_Horrible:
BusTed:
Thefluffiestguineapig:
SmoreThanAFeelin: hahaha sub species but yes
JinaMahavira: @Fanklok My time has come
Roger_Job329: Steelhead
Thefluffiestguineapig:
lochnessseammonster:
DarknessKingCoH: Grouper
BusTed: he got there
Pharmacistjudge: @hieroglyphica apologies that I should have rephrased to "anyone" and not "you"
lochnessseammonster: put put?
Thoufeux: this man's got a brain of STEEL
UtilityPunk: You can tell he can name fish he likes to eat
ButButTheJesus: did Ben save?
NimrodXIV: name a fish in the comments
Fanklok: @JinaMahavira Rs3 or Oldschool?
hieroglyphica: thank you
Lionhardt544: This was fantastic. I'm glad I can finally watch again! Have a good night all!
betweenmyself: noted fish Michael Phelps agrees with Adam about whales
EvilBadman: @loadingreadyrun remember to save and change the windows update.
JinaMahavira: @Fanklok I would be better at OSRS, but both
KWardJenx: Frogs here?
TetraRay:
TinkerTezz: Love you lads, youre the best
queercrafting_chonk: Good stream as always, guys 💕
itira: LOL
speedracer4321: 1 he could eat whale, 2 its not a fish anyways
MegaDosX: You've never had whale?
matthaus_c: if whales aren't tasty then how do you explain crabs
SurfDownstage: self report on whale tbh
KWardJenx: Hates Phil Collins and eats whale? CANCELLED
itira: hes trying to name the fish from stardew
matthaus_c: it's the wap
EvilBadman: Welp I tried lol
Mr_Horrible: Adam seeing a blue whale and doing that cartoon thing where he ties a bib and waggles his fingers
Fanklok: Was Trostani the murderer?
matthaus_c: buncha mushroom questions
Roger_Job329: Checking out ABA
itsr67: finally
Pharmacistjudge: Guilty Gear Accent Core
Mr_Horrible: Degens get Degree-gens
PMAvers: *looks at the giant box of Guilty Gear sitting next to him*
Mr_Horrible: the Tomb of Being Really Big
MegaDosX: It was for an event, yeah
betweenmyself: just wait for Akuma to drop and runs everyone off from the online game
DarknessKingCoH: The Baldurs Gate 3 Dungeon?
matthaus_c: Adam's too Cubepilled now
Dog_of_Myth: That is Commander Adam
lochnessseammonster:
Fanklok: Gimme the third degree on my dingle
MegaDosX: Unrelated, apparently Karlach spiked in price after BG3 came out
Mr_Horrible: you notice a conspicuous rut worn in the right-hand path of the dungeon
Mazrae: why not Karlach with the Goblin
Thoufeux: sex might be cool but card advantage wins games
TheAwkes: Bro, I need more Infernal Iron, STAT.
queercrafting_chonk: Love LRR Live!
MegaDosX: Japan
Fanklok: Japan Adam
MacbethSeemsSus: Bless you
samwiser_: Sooomethings gonna happen.
MegaDosX: Japan is like that
Koios7:
MegaDosX: You should look at the Japanese titles of anime episodes
Mathwyn: Don't tell Adam about Light novel titles
MegaDosX: Oh shit Golf with Friends
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh!
MegaDosX: I remember that game
matthaus_c: soft G Golf
Fanklok: Jolf
Mr_Horrible: turns out it's still fun
MegaDosX: Game's quite old now, but that doesn't matter, it's a cool game
EvilBadman: The number of times I had to write UNDER NIGHT IN-BIRTH II [Sys:Celes] is too damn high
Thefluffiestguineapig: I want them to bring back Nice Shot
matthaus_c: CTS will get around to Lethal Company in 2040
betweenmyself: gotta differentiate it from the fifty thousand other Tohou games somehow…
MacbethSeemsSus: Raft O'Clock
Mr_Horrible: Raft o'clock
ButButTheJesus: seems Rude...
Kramburger: Every wee we stray further from God's Light
BusTed: 🦈
MegaDosX: Armin Tamzarian
PMAvers: It's all Wheeler's fault, with that Pokemon series.
itira: Theyre trying to rival Lets Nope
Seth_Erickson: What you're not going to go off on Raft like you did Terraria Adam seems a little suspicious
SnackPak_: Adam asking the real questions
matthaus_c: God's square light
emberBecky: ohhh there's even a shark
niccus: they're welcoming serge to the island
lochnessseammonster: true bestie
TheAwkes: The return of Kevin.
PMAvers: All the wheels have come off
Mathwyn: Whats next, Return to Moria?
matthaus_c: Bloodborne on MOC
MegaDosX: Oh like half the time
Mr_Horrible: League is a horror game, Ben
TetraRay: that look
Roger_Job329: Putt putt?
josh___something: putt putt
RayFK: Resident Evil 6
Kramburger: It's eldritch horror
betweenmyself: Putting Putt was techincally another show
speedracer4321: ok boomer
MegaDosX: Half the games you play on this stream are only tangentially horror
itira: LOL
betweenmyself: *Putt Putt
Koios7:
Thoufeux: next they'll play FFXIV Island Sanctuary
samwiser_: Lovely response. "Graham said..."
ButButTheJesus: #blamejames but not to his face
Jennie_Fuchsia: Putt Putt is a horror game
Thefluffiestguineapig: He will absolutely keep doing it out of spite
EvilBadman: Bring back Applewood Smoked pulled minecraft
Fanklok: Die on this hill and make it into your barrow
xantos69:
50 Bits!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Jennie_Fuchsia "Uhoh I'M STUCK"
Fanklok: @Thefluffiestguineapig That was Freddie Fish
I_Am_Clockwork:
5000 Thanks for the fun stream, lads
LordZarano: Y'all made fun of them for "doing the exact same thing but they're starting over because they added bees", so now they're doing something different
Mr_Horrible:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Fanklok Yeah, same studio tho
betweenmyself: Do subs so you can retire to your respective Head Sheds (it really was better than Noggin Nook)
lochnessseammonster:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Thefluffiestguineapig Also if Putt-Putt is horror, Freddie Fish is horror. Although the horror of Putt Putt the horror was when Adam was endlessly doing the peanut game
KWardJenx: Thanks so much for the very fun stream.
Mathwyn: @betweenmyself Gonna go hang in my skull shack
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
ButButTheJesus:
THAMK STREM 
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
Mr_Horrible:
thanks for the stream, lads
MegaDosX: Per sub?
niccus: so now that you're mouth droplet noise experts
Dog_of_Myth:
SnackPak_: yikes
Fanklok: 130 subs during Vintage Cube TBH
NimrodXIV: sounds healthy
MegaDosX:
What an excellent idea
itira:
samwiser_: Ahahahahaha
Thoufeux: what a great note to end on
BusTed: 💸
Kramburger: Ranked employee assessments like in the bad old days at MS
KWardJenx: Gamers gmaing the system
MacbethSeemsSus: Good stream team. Good stream
ButButTheJesus:
Dog_of_Myth:
speedracer4321: im glad they dont play minecraft on mineoclok anymore
Fanklok: We simply fired the lowest performing 10% every year
SnackPak_:
samwiser_: Id pay more if I found out it was competitive.
Mr_Horrible: it's honestly a safety risk - people keep trying to swim in Loonies
MegaDosX: That's all folks
KWardJenx: Paul putting on his swim cap to swim in the vault
NotCainNorAbel: That was a bonus
xantos69: Normally that costs extra.
betweenmyself: they throw their weird Canadian currencies up into the air and let it rain down on their heads
itira: Goodnight everyone
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Fanklok: for free????
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Mr_Horrible: yeah because you ASKED him to, Adam!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible Not even toonies?
KWardJenx: Ha!!
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooooooo
Dog_of_Myth:
SmoreThanAFeelin:
MegaDosX: And on that note
Mr_Horrible: we love a good outro bit
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
Mazrae: true professionals
Mr_Horrible:
@Thefluffiestguineapig this way you get twice the coinage
Fanklok: This is a fucking 5 out of 7 stream every week
queercrafting_chonk: Goodnight all~
Koios7:
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible Of course! I defer to your coin swimming experience
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