LRRMTG || Thursday Drafternoon

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  TXC2: ooh a rare James and Cori stream
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 Brozard: also on Arena
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ShifuDaxiongmao: with this mix, do we expect lands on every other draw now? 
  TXC2: "we have to do something about the ridiculously hot man!"
 Mr_Horrible: as another wise sage once said, we *don't* have to take our clothes off in order to have a good time
Flyingdelorion: Hello James, Cori and chat. Hope you are all all fine this day!
 LightingExpert13: cori, agent of chaos. I am here for this
Jethrain: 16 celcius or kelvin?
ShifuDaxiongmao: WHAT? Cori, you wouldn't lie to chat, would you?!?
  TXC2: hello Flyingdelorion  welcome
kerryg137: Cool as a cucumber?
 TehAmelie: you know at a certain age you can get hormonal shifts that do weird things to your body, often with your temperature regulation
Garfman314: anybody else find that "turn the ac up" is frustratingly ambiguous?
 LightingExpert13: anyone have any idea why oko is a cowboy. I know he is in the new set but why is he on that plane.
Flyingdelorion: Hello @txc2 thank you!
ShifuDaxiongmao: @LightingExpert13 Because™
 v_nome: James brought us blue?
Garfman314: @LightingExpert13 for one big heist
  TXC2: LightingExpert13  presumably magic story covers that
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Good stream, everyone!
 etherosleveque: At least it isn't plaid
 Marvoleath: 
kerryg137: Blue ya ba dee yabba dai
 LightingExpert13: @ShifuDaxiongmao oh that is true
ShifuDaxiongmao: tech wanting to support the best color in magic
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 LadyKatelynna: I'm so used to watching vods that i just tried to fast forward through the technical issues
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BrindleBoar: you are beheld
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Jethrain: we see you aye
Garfman314: i can see you
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ladyjessica: yea
 Marvoleath: See, and normal colors
 Iluvatardis: we can see you James. and hear you, too
Garfman314: i can hear you
 etherosleveque: yes to both
Flyingdelorion: Oh no Fear! Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering....
 RatherLargeToad: We see all!
 Mr_Horrible: we can see and hear James, and hear Cori, and see and hear the game
DAC169: we SEE you 
 v_nome: James, Twitch chat has been dead for 8 years.
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: I can hear and see someone who sounds like James. It may be Adam's pawn, though.
ladyjessica: fear is the mind killer
 etherosleveque: dead internet theory
ShifuDaxiongmao: Come on Cori, it's not like you need to see the game to entertain us 
 Creideiki_SE: Twitch chat is just an LLM.
Garfman314: cori can just jump in chat
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: one of us, one of us
  TXC2: ok is there some new meme I've not seen, cuase that's the 3rd time I seen "dead internet theory" I've seen today 
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  TXC2: fun on the bun
ShifuDaxiongmao: Tech with James™
 hd_dabnado: hey chat, what's your favorite ice cream flavor?
 Creideiki_SE: It's been a while since we had a LRRTech stream.
  TXC2: hd_dabnado  Vanilla
ShifuDaxiongmao: the ducks have entered the void
 TehAmelie: did we make an Apollo joking about Cori being disembodied before?
jaimeblacken: what is that 1000 coins thing!
 etherosleveque: I'm just learning OBS and my audio levels were all screwed up on my first recording.
 LightingExpert13: home run ice cream from baskin robins
 hd_dabnado: @TXC2 I can agree with that, but as long as it has any kind of topping
 TheElrad: One of us! One of us!
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: 
 hd_dabnado: im a big chocolate+peanut butter freak
 Avak4do: 
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 hd_dabnado: oh this
DAC169: I remember that! 
jaimeblacken: amazing
 TehAmelie: why wouldn't you have that Spider-man comic tjere?
ladyjessica: ooo I love it when the boss says I can go home early
ShifuDaxiongmao: Cori party time. Cori party time! 
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 BrowneePoints: YEE
 BrowneePoints: AND
 BrowneePoints: HAW
  TXC2: wild that April is next week 
 LadyKatelynna: the passage of time is truly our greatest foe
 TehAmelie: wow, i have been going for like 6 days thinking it was april
 TheElrad: Only 7 more months till November
Flyingdelorion: OOh! Even Commander, nice! Ideal time again for me in the Netherlands! Good luck with the preperations.
  TXC2: like February was 2 years and March was a blink on an eye 
 etherosleveque: Death says "Howdy partner."
 LadyKatelynna: we're doing the chaos draft right
Jethrain: a little quiet
 BusTed: 
 SocraticMethod: Quiet
  TXC2: could be a little louder
 Marvoleath: could be loude
 Marvoleath: r
Flyingdelorion: a little quiet
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: get turnt?
 Mr_Horrible: Take care no one puts you in the Bubbling Cauldron, Cori
 RatherLargeToad:    frog good
  TXC2: much better
Flyingdelorion: Better
 Marvoleath: different Ravnicas
 hd_dabnado: wait that isnt chaos
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: a pack of each
Flyingdelorion: Love chaos!
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: MKM is first
 1y1e: pack of each
 etherosleveque: a pack each
jaimeblacken: these three sets, one pack of each
Flyingdelorion: a pack of each
 etherosleveque: yep
DAC169: each round is packs from a different set
DAC169: MKM first when I played
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 Cptasparagus: yeah its mkm first, which I actually liked less
jaimeblacken: dead format
 hd_dabnado: @jaimeblacken woah there
Jethrain: almost!
 constablecrab: It’s a leap year.
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  TXC2: there's always one
jaimeblacken: @hd_dabnado thought it was funny when there were 0 people for five seconds
 Mr_Horrible: I think One Year is whatever count of months will cause James the most mental distress
jaimeblacken: Kayaaaa
 etherosleveque: I drafted it earlier this week, and was dead quick.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: it does alot
 kerryg137: kaya seems good
  TXC2: P1P1 Planeswalker, we can't lose 
 Earthenone: its a plansewalker we dont need to read it we need to pick it then be those colors
 Mr_Horrible: Kaya: Spirits, Just Ice
 Bugberry: it's good and also cares about graveyard exile
 Mr_Horrible: kinda an oxymoron
  QuixoticScrivener: it wins games
DAC169: it's "+1 for free 1/1 flyer each turn"
 Mr_Horrible: can't have spirits *and* only ice in the glass
 Mr_Horrible: unless...
 matthaus_c: easily the card with the most words, windmill slam
 Mr_Horrible: frozen spirits?
 ghizmou: it s busted as any pw are
jaimeblacken: ddog walker
 kerryg137: i need that for my orzhov tokens deck
 Mr_Horrible: who called it Push//Pull and not Yeet//Yoink?
 matthaus_c: we're not married to WB
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 LadyKatelynna: yah dog walker's the best card in this pack
 etherosleveque: Don't try to draft detectives and forget that you won't get any in pack 2 & 3 like I did.
 Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c are we in a WB situationship?
 kerryg137: agent is meh
 hd_dabnado: agent might not be the worst in this specific draft but dog is good
 matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible if I knew what that meant, or if anybody knew really, absolutely
jaimeblacken: not great
  TXC2: the 3 thoughness makes this card so bad
jaimeblacken: the flier is good
jaimeblacken: OH removal!
 Earthenone: 4 power flyer, dont need its text
 LadyKatelynna: long goodbye?
 Bugberry: Leeches is great
theguardianotter: Long goodbye
drizztnailo: im a red herring enjoyer
 Marvoleath: Dua Leecha is good
 matthaus_c: long goodbye baby
  QuixoticScrivener: leach
jaimeblacken: dua licha
 kerryg137: long goodbye
jaimeblacken: long buhbye
 Featherweight_: goooooobyyyyye
jaimeblacken: oh there's the makeshift
jaimeblacken: amazing removal
theguardianotter: Damn, choices
 etherosleveque: Soul enervation is nice
 matthaus_c: I like binding way more
 LadyKatelynna: like a 1/1 spirit you get for free each turn, for instance
 LadyKatelynna: might wheel tho
Jethrain: also there is mole
  TXC2: gorehound is good
 etherosleveque: nice pack
jaimeblacken: makeshift is better
theguardianotter: Greed might wheel?
jaimeblacken: 2 drop
 hd_dabnado: @TXC2 potentially better with afterlife?
  TXC2: hd_dabnado  indeed
 Wolfstrike_NL: Vigilante aint bad either
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theguardianotter: 5 drop is pretty good tbh
 Featherweight_: confession does work
kriijan:   
 Mr_Horrible: heyya raiders
  TXC2: hello Raiders
SuperJawes:   
PlayFramePlus: hello!
Dagmantis:   
jaimeblacken: 2 drop is king
 Iluvatardis: welcome raiders!
 accountmadeforants:  
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genee22: 
Olxinos: oh no
 matthaus_c: lmao
jaimeblacken: moroi!
 Mr_Horrible: perfect timing, raiders. Your check is in the mail
 Diabore: you selected an 2 rop
 Featherweight_: A wild Dan!
 Diabore: drop*
 Mr_Horrible: just guzzling that night
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: it's a Moroii pog
jaimeblacken: nah, it was autopicked
Valbatross_: 
 Bugberry: It's still early on, so it's probably not fixated on a color and assumes you are open to other colors.
Eremnon: Time to pivot
 matthaus_c: we picked it
 RatherLargeToad: That’s a Moroii
 Featherweight_: you can put walker in a white black
 LightingExpert13: i think it was a hover  pick
jaimeblacken: 5 drop for now
 LadyKatelynna: mortipede is good with kaya
 hd_dabnado: doesnt seem bad
 hd_dabnado: vigilante at least
theguardianotter: I'd take extract here
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jaimeblacken: ohhh removal
jaimeblacken: extract is great
 Mr_Horrible: I like the cleverness of "Here's instant speed zombify *BUT* it cannot block"
 matthaus_c: white doesn't seem open
 Earthenone: extract lets stuff leave our bin
 LadyKatelynna: we're not super married to white here
  TXC2: matthaus_c  it never is in MKM
 accountmadeforants: It autopicked twice, so it asked
 Earthenone: it was warning you about all its auto picking
DAC169: you kept not picking, so I thought you left
 Mr_Horrible: game literally said we're asleep at the wheel
 Mr_Horrible: I remember Theater being cool
 Mr_Horrible: IDK about good, but cool
jaimeblacken: and here's where my expertise stops haha
jaimeblacken: well, the kaya makes fliers
wiigamer1995: what is this format mkm/rna/grn?
DAC169: Kaya makes them
 Mr_Horrible: 4 for a 2/4 flier on its own is also fine
 matthaus_c: guildgate
  TXC2: wiigamer1995  something like that, it's a chaos draft
 Iluvatardis: guildgate seems really good
 Mr_Horrible: oh man, a Colossus, someone's longshot is paying off in this pod
tergonis: mana is important yo
 etherosleveque: @wiigamer1995 yep
ThirdFloorDraft: removal yeah, removal
 matthaus_c: we have some good removal already, our mana doesn't have anything
 kerryg137: clear the stage for sure
 hd_dabnado: oooo vampire
 matthaus_c: it's close though
 hd_dabnado: that card was dumb
  TXC2: chat remember who you are talking to, mana will not be a problem 
 Featherweight_: a classic
Gadora: I no longer have any yelling emotes though. 
 Mr_Horrible: mfw I'm not piloting the draft that I explicitly chose to watch instead of play 
 matthaus_c: we gotta stop picking removal sometime
 LadyKatelynna: removal.dek
 hd_dabnado: vindictive vampire is amazing
jaimeblacken: nah
 hd_dabnado: at least it was back in the day
 matthaus_c: oooh the juggler
jaimeblacken: the jugggs
 Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c we just need to not have like 12 of them, since that is a proven formula for failure
 kerryg137: the jugglerrr
Juubbz: Imagine not taking removal in limited.
 dweebert91: Mill is a wincon
 BrowneePoints: a Juggler? They listen to ICP?
 RatherLargeToad: it’s chaos.  removal is strong here
ThirdFloorDraft: creatures are for cowards and those that aren't running 13 removal.deck
 TehAmelie: "it's a classic for a reason" "is that reason good, though?"
 matthaus_c: 2nd juggler!
 Luna_TheOtter: hey James, how's the draft going
 matthaus_c: just gotta wheel the knight
 Mr_Horrible: it's the black Ashmouth Hound
 hd_dabnado: I think oligarch is much better
 Tweygoh: secret flanking
 LadyKatelynna: i think with our flying lord we want afterlife
jaimeblacken: aftermath is king
 Iluvatardis: the wight trades up, but afterlife is good
 matthaus_c: love the old lady
 Mr_Horrible: I think the oligarch is strong for us, yeah
 TehAmelie: i wonder how many people in Shakespeare's lifetime called him a plague wight/wright
 TheAwkes: Oops All Removal works at least some of the time. My best prerelease performance was going 5-1 to take 1st place with a WB deck that only had 7 creatures.
jaimeblacken: guildgate?
 Mr_Horrible: Dovin's A Cutie? [X]
 Earthenone: rakdos gate?
 LadyKatelynna: we could take the guildgate to amke dog walker easier
 Avak4do: guildgate 
jaimeblacken: it could help with dogwalker
 Earthenone: that could be fun with dogs
 Mr_Horrible: it's a neat way to flip disguises (although you don't get the flip trigger that way)
 Cptasparagus: the second imp, or simp
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 BrowneePoints: better a creepy little flyer than a Leapy Skittles Frair
 BrowneePoints: Friar*
  TXC2: cute? that card used to be a menace in standard 
 Mr_Horrible: grood's a good roadblock on the ground
 TehAmelie: i think Mark Rosewater told the story of the "literally all removal" deck back in the day, someone who ran a bunch of Timetwisters and Swords to Plowshares and just annoyed people into conceding
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 matthaus_c: this pack stinks for us
jaimeblacken: what's the 4 drop?
  TXC2: TehAmelie  and that player is now 90% of Brawl players 
 Mr_Horrible: @TehAmelie reminds me of the old Stasis Control decks that didn't run a wincon maindeck, hoping the opponent would concede to the lock, and then side in wincons for game 2
 hd_dabnado: scout I suppose
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 Bugberry: stalwart can be annoying
jaimeblacken: another 2 drop is good
 Earthenone: we could teach our ghosts
 Mr_Horrible: first strike bear is an ordeal on its own, and mentor's strong with afterlife tokens
  TXC2: Mentor was never as good as I wanted it to be 
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 hd_dabnado: @TXC2 wasnt boros the best color pair in this set?
 Bugberry: @TXC2 with Afterlife and other 1/1 flyers it can be good here.
 matthaus_c: how's our curve looking
  TXC2: hd_dabnado  I can not remember that far back
jaimeblacken: recruit?
 Mr_Horrible: why would we want a lot *leth* of giant? I want *more* giant!
jaimeblacken: or flash dude
 Earthenone: fresh continues our oops all bears
 BrowneePoints: bat or agent
 hd_dabnado: oofda that curve
DAC169: what about 1 drops?
jaimeblacken: take into account, a lot of your 3 drops are morphs!
 RatherLargeToad: Recruit was pretty good
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Connive might be playable.
 LadyKatelynna: gird?
 Earthenone: we could gird
  TXC2: recruit ?
 Mr_Horrible: honestly I almost want connive here
wizkid7123: James in black white?!? that’s impossible
falke7688: juggler is a 3 drop
 BrowneePoints: GERD is never okay
 Earthenone: hawk!
 matthaus_c: caw
 hd_dabnado: oh hey healers hawk
jaimeblacken: birb
 Earthenone: !birb
  LRRbot: Wark, wark!
 iris_of_ether: Birb birb
  TXC2: wild that's been power crept 
 Bugberry: Healer Hawk was the start of 1 drops being consistently good.
jaimeblacken: you have more 3 drops than you think james!
 hd_dabnado: agent is also fine but patrol was great
 Marvoleath: !card rot farm mortipede
  LRRbot: Rot Farm Mortipede [3B] | Creature — Insect [3/4] | Whenever one or more creature cards leave your graveyard, Rot Farm Mortipede gets +1/+0 and gains menace and lifelink until end of turn.
 matthaus_c: here we take a card we don't play
 Marvoleath: that's an easy cut, right?
 Avak4do: crab
 Featherweight_: crab
 RatherLargeToad: 
 LadyKatelynna: gird is good with mentor
 TehAmelie: crab?!
 BrowneePoints: geez someone was cutting us hard this pack
 TehAmelie: 
  TXC2: "and live in harmony"
 Earthenone: i dont think we need a cut, we have the gate in
 TehAmelie: "there will be no shame"
 hd_dabnado: generous stray used to be really good as well
 hd_dabnado: surprised to see that there
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: One of the vigilantes?
 TehAmelie: chat? think?
 Marvoleath: easy cut mortipede
  TXC2: run the 41, Mill protection
ShifuDaxiongmao: chat too busy singing "Always"
 hd_dabnado: spirit of the spires since we didnt get a lot of spirits?
 kerryg137: guildgate?
 hd_dabnado: gorehound is gonna be nice here
 Marvoleath: it's basically 3/4 for 4 most of the time
 LadyKatelynna: play gorehound!
 Marvoleath: I'd rather play the gorehound
 hd_dabnado: gorehound gets mentor, works with spirits
 Earthenone: plains out
  TXC2: Menace is continuously underrated
 LadyKatelynna: I know I was the one that recommended mortipede, but I like gorehound better
 kerryg137: whisper agent?
 1y1e: lam-meh-su
Laserbeaks_Fury: LAMOsu
 Cptasparagus: lame ass sue
ShifuDaxiongmao: lama sue
jaimeblacken: look at that face
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jaimeblacken: cut the lammasu!
  TXC2: llama Susan
 Bugberry: All Lammasu seem to be having a bad day in Ravnica
 Avak4do: cut morty
 TehAmelie: running 10 lands is just like heavy rolling in Dark Souls, it's doable, but you're not making it easy for yourself
jaimeblacken: looks neat
 Earthenone: a 4/3 flyer for 5 that gains 3 when it dies, cutting that seems rediculous to me magic must have changed so much
 Featherweight_: Our deck comrad
  TXC2: (burps) "Morty....Morty you gotta get in deck"
ShifuDaxiongmao: any horse sleeves? 
Laserbeaks_Fury: are those Blood Bowl sleeves
DAC169: @Earthenone agreed
 BrowneePoints: @Laserbeaks_Fury yes
Laserbeaks_Fury: But you have Dogmeat
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: he's not hideous D:
 Marvoleath: Hey Cori, I gotta ask - did you work on the art direction for Thunder Junction? Asking because I have noticed that there is a lot of mounts in that set, but so far not a single one of them is an actual horse 
Jethrain: the toad is currently eating fblthp
 TehAmelie: motion blur is off, that's positive at least
Laserbeaks_Fury: Yeah those lands are *very* pixely 
 LadyKatelynna: snap mull
  TXC2: Arena is a MASSIVE Resource hog
jaimeblacken: ehhhh
 Earthenone: someone was probobly playing on the phone
 Marvoleath: maybe it was to avoid the VFX bugs?
 Marvoleath: I dont think they fixed those
jaimeblacken: how many plains
 hd_dabnado: not on the play
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: I'm sure the top card is a plains 
 Earthenone: !findquote super nut
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 Featherweight_: 
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: 
 BusTed: 
ShifuDaxiongmao: James... you are you... if anything, we can draw into the land needed 
  TXC2: I always mull 2 landers on arena
 NorthstarTex: !findquote nut
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 TehAmelie: game devs these days be like "optimization? eh, people will just run out and buy the latest graphic card"
DAC169: "this is a mulligan hand." *keeps anyway* 
 Diabore: james we're on the play
 Diabore: 
 BusTed: abort dab
DAC169: F
 hd_dabnado: dabbing in vain
jaimeblacken: kill that?
 Marvoleath: dabort, dabort!
 Avak4do: 
  TXC2: 'cause it's funny ?
DAC169: you did it to yourself 
 Diabore: your first mistake is thinking we would stop you
Laserbeaks_Fury: It seems appropriate that the only thing we can cast is a Long Goodbye
offbeatwitch: lmao
jaimeblacken: oh no
 klace26: ruh roh
 LightingExpert13: whoops
  TXC2: never keep 2 landers on Arena
 Featherweight_:   
 Luna_TheOtter: where is your curse when you need it
jaimeblacken: that's better
 Diabore: @TXC2 what if im running belcher?
jaimeblacken: race?
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 LadyKatelynna: i think you play the deathtoucher
DAC169: play deathtouch? 
  TXC2: Diabore  never keep a 2 lander on arena 
jaimeblacken: you have to kill her now
 Diabore: we die
jaimeblacken: attack
jaimeblacken: flip
 Diabore: they never block
 Featherweight_: offer the trade
 Earthenone: you click the gear, you were asking how to concede right? 
 Earthenone: nice plains
offbeatwitch: nice plains
DAC169: 
 Marvoleath: your plains is a bit moist
 LadyKatelynna: well you can flip on their end step
  TXC2: real dark,  damp plains there
 Iluvatardis: nice plains
 TehAmelie: not for curse related reasons, but out of curiosity, would it be possible to have Cori run the game remotely and James can be like Matt Damon in The Martian?
 TheAwkes: The curse is different today, but it's still there.
 Mr_Horrible: it looks like a plains if you cover the bottom half of the art 
ogundiety: James having an issue with land? never
 kerryg137: the NEXT card is a plains
 NotCainNorAbel: it is sort of the plains of the water
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: uhhh
 NorthstarTex: wait we put plains in this deck?
 gualdhar: at least the clouds are white?
 Mr_Horrible: only the baddest of  beats with our James Turne
Jethrain: !card clear the stage
  LRRbot: Clear the Stage [4B] | Instant | Target creature gets −3/−3 until end of turn. If you control a creature with power 4 or greater, you may return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
 Mr_Horrible: *Turner, even
DAC169: technically, chat DIDN'T see you but Plains in this deck because you used the auto-land feature 
 Earthenone: i saw the auto land sugestion put lands in, not james
 Mr_Horrible: I really need to fix this keyboard
Laserbeaks_Fury: But the fourth one stayed up.
 LadyKatelynna: ow our bones
falke7688: that's what you get for not taking the Orzhov Guildgate
 TehAmelie: you know, when he "pilots" the ascent vehicle with the pilot doing everything from Mars orbit
 LadyKatelynna: i think we're in the business of blocking here, friends
 Mr_Horrible: if you double-block it can only kill 1 thing after the -3/-3 (if nothing goes wrong)
jaimeblacken: block it?
 Diabore: scoop?
 Mr_Horrible: 
 gualdhar: woof
jaimeblacken: gg
  TXC2: offa dooda
 BrowneePoints: OUR
 SocraticMethod: "we"?
 BrowneePoints: don't include us
 BusTed: opp thinks we're playing mono black
 mistbornhoid: The royal we
 Avak4do: we!?!
 Mr_Horrible: it's true, I made all these decisions personally
 LadyKatelynna: who's this "we"? You did this
 BrowneePoints: no the heck we're not
DAC169: you knew you should have mulliganed and you didn't 
  TXC2: "what do you mean we?" "I said us"
tergonis: bleh
 mistbornhoid:     
 Wolfstrike_NL: Our Blame comrade!
 Mr_Horrible: oh no, my limited rating
 gualdhar: the hive mind of Chat disagrees
 TheWriterAleph: but i just got here 
 Cptasparagus: blame Beej
 Diabore: i blame matthaus
 BrowneePoints: I
 noSmokeFire: that's fair
 Robot_Bones: I'd Blame OP, They had no right
 BrowneePoints: am an ANGEL
DAC169: all James' fault 
 BrowneePoints: how DARE you
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: #BlameJames?
 Mr_Horrible: can't believe this
 r10pez10: we did it
 mistbornhoid:    
 MrPipboy3000: Get it together @BrowneePoints
ShifuDaxiongmao: I'd blame whoever suggested the stream 
 Mr_Horrible: he dares in precisely this fashion
drizztnailo: big fan of that badge
 Marvoleath: Angel? Angels are white, plains are white(ish), coincidence?
 mistbornhoid: Am I cool now
 mistbornhoid: Wait
 Marvoleath: Brownie hid our plains, maybe
 LadyKatelynna: now THIS is a hand
ShifuDaxiongmao: BrowneePoints , this is for the chat!
 BrowneePoints: i'd keep this.
jaimeblacken: sneep
 Earthenone: but the comedy james!
 NorthstarTex: Don't you bloody dare! D:
 mistbornhoid: Where is my vs
 kerryg137: John Avon ooooo
 BrowneePoints: John Avon yes
 Featherweight_: oh no
 Earthenone: we are playing against cam? 
 NorthstarTex: John Avon does great land art
martela7899: my favorite lands as well. bought 12 boxes of unstable just for them.
 LadyKatelynna: i think we want a flyer here
 Cptasparagus: Wheeler on the vintage cube stream "John Avon is a master of lands, but this is what happens when you let him draw a creature" *points to Anger*
 Marvoleath: I still prefer his Unhinged lands
 Marvoleath: the swamp and forest especially are gaot
 Marvoleath: goat*
theminamoschool: They are not blocking with the Electromancer, right?
  TXC2: not until they have to
 BrowneePoints: yea for Cori he did the Unhinged AND Unstable full art basics
 Mr_Horrible: it's just a trigger, no tapping
 Earthenone: doggo first, yeah
 TehAmelie:  my opponent is playing a combination of lands and spells
 Mr_Horrible: only for evidence later, but eh
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, gain the life in that case I'd say
 Mr_Horrible: literally "live a little"
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 GredGredmansson: ooh what format is this?
 Mr_Horrible: ravnichaos
 GredGredmansson: oh so ravnica remastered + MKM?
 RAZRBCK08: No 3 different Rav sets
  TXC2: GredGredmansson  it's MKM, guilds of Ravinca and Return to Ravinca
 RatherLargeToad: Guilds, Allegiance, and MKM
 GredGredmansson: oh so its that block but MKM instead of WAR
 Mr_Horrible: the lead-up to WAR, and also MKM
  TXC2: man how many Ravnica sets are there? 
 Mr_Horrible: cowards still won't implement real Guildpact
 LadyKatelynna: you could mentor the dog
 Mr_Horrible: let me be pleasantly surprised by Lionheart Maverick in draft again, Wizards!
dheid1: "I just smash, right?" ~ James Turner, 28 March 2024
 TehAmelie: let's see yore combat tricks, sir-or-madam
 Mr_Horrible: hee hee hoo hoo attack all
 Earthenone: !card settle the wreckage
  LRRbot: Settle the Wreckage [2WW] | Instant | Exile all attacking creatures target player controls. That player may search their library for that many basic land cards, put those cards onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
  TXC2: no bad Earthenone  bad!
DAC169: final payment time!
 TehAmelie: their name is "dud" so maybe "sir" is a safe bet but i just like saying sir-or-madam
 LadyKatelynna: no see if they flip the face down
 Mr_Horrible: I like paymenting here and getting the face-don
 TehAmelie: *dude
  QuixoticScrivener: disguise could be spicy
 BrowneePoints: field is KIND of a win con
 Mr_Horrible: it's tough for field to be a wincon when we're at 18
  TXC2: TehAmelie  then again they could have transitioned and are stuck with this user name
theminamoschool: Would'Ve made sense to do that after damage? The 2 extra from the flyer might matter
 TehAmelie: ake the Paypal dilemma
Jethrain: @theminamoschool the flyer was dying to their instant
  TXC2: TehAmelie  or the Artist signing their work problem 
 Earthenone: thanks to the paypal dilemma my name is my moms name because i set it up a long time ago 
theminamoschool: @Jethrain Oh, I missed that... I take it back, then
 TehAmelie: i heard a fun story the other day about two trans women discovering they had the same deadname on paypal
  QuixoticScrivener: flunge
 Mr_Horrible: how brave are you, OP?
adambomb625: Is this a mixed ravnica draft?
  TXC2: adambomb625  yes, a chaos draft
 Mr_Horrible: Guilds of Rav + Allegiance + MKM
Jethrain: !card soul enervation
  LRRbot: Soul Enervation [3B] | Enchantment | Flash / When Soul Enervation enters the battlefield, target creature gets −4/−4 until end of turn. / Whenever one or more creature cards leave your graveyard, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
 Mr_Horrible: why do I always think Enervation is an aura?
Oo_JOi_oO: <message deleted>Ya Magic Arena is terrible... Shuffler/Dota 2 MMr unplayable...
 TheWriterAleph:  mods
 TehAmelie: it's dialectal to northern Sweden, but here the word  "enervate" is completely synonymous with "irritate"
 Mr_Horrible: wow
 TheWriterAleph: nice topdeck lol
 Mr_Horrible: we just win, I think?
 kerryg137: GG!!
 GredGredmansson: you don't need to collect
Jethrain: don't even need to collect
 Mr_Horrible: with the enervation procs?
 TheWriterAleph: don't have to collect
  TXC2: Mr_Horrible  we sure do
DAC169: no need to collect evidence
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, it solves the game multiple ways 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Don't miss the free gold in the store
 iris_of_ether: 
therayje: If you collect critters it also kills them
 Diabore: always listen to brownee
 itira: 
 LadyKatelynna: oh is it stonks today
 MrPipboy3000: Way to go @BrowneePoints
 Mr_Horrible: I love how this is also my victory
  TXC2: just gotta let BrowneePoints  pick our mulls and we win
 BrowneePoints: my bill is coming thusly
 Diabore: @LadyKatelynna it is
Jethrain: it do be gold stonks
 Wolfstrike_NL: Good job BrowneePoints
  TXC2: STONKS?!
  QuixoticScrivener: could have killed them with soul intervation if you collected evidence
 Diabore: big stonkin magic
SoylentDoener: its free real estate 
 TehAmelie: hooray for playing a combination of lands and spells which successfully reduced the opponent's life total to 0
 Mr_Horrible: economists everywhere sputtering angrily right now
 Diabore: !card soul enervation
  LRRbot: Soul Enervation [3B] | Enchantment | Flash / When Soul Enervation enters the battlefield, target creature gets −4/−4 until end of turn. / Whenever one or more creature cards leave your graveyard, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
  TXC2: Right chat I'm off
 Diabore: @QuixoticScrivener one or more, would have only drained 1
  TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming James and Cori
 BrowneePoints: Brother I'm an American I ain't livin past 45
 Mr_Horrible: and by then the Canadian Dollar will mostly just hold the value of the material it's made of 
 TehAmelie: thanks for modding Txc
 Mr_Horrible: have a good night TXC2
 TehAmelie: and all the mods 
 LadyKatelynna: yah swing
 Mr_Horrible: I have no preference here
  QuixoticScrivener: the trigger stack better on your turn
  QuixoticScrivener: on their turn they could kill the token
 LadyKatelynna: and then you can turn that 1/1 flyer into a 2/1 that gets you another spirit when it dies!
 BrowneePoints: making things is the play yea
 LadyKatelynna: yah make thing
 TehAmelie: by the way have you heard from Serge or did he got snowed in in the mountains?
 TehAmelie: those are the only two options right
 Mr_Horrible: amusing to turn an afterlife token into the thing that generated it
 Diabore: pretty sure moving day is today
 BrowneePoints: sounds good to me
 LadyKatelynna: ooo you can play and flip
 Mr_Horrible: seems okay to me
  QuixoticScrivener: probably
 Mr_Horrible: we get to drop our Moroii too that way
 kainboa: @Diabore i thought moving day was friday
 Mr_Horrible: Zoetic Cavern eat your non-existent heart out
 Diabore: @kainboa i thought he said thursday, i could be wrong and i have no way to verify
 Mr_Horrible: Extremely Kaya voice: "My wrath! D: "
drizztnailo: kaya having some self hatred problems
 GredGredmansson: make 1/1 first?
  QuixoticScrivener: no, more things
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Get a body back on the board.
 LurkerSpine: Surveil now
theminamoschool: Pressure!
 Mr_Horrible: I'd rather the tokens first
 TheAwkes: The 1/1 lets you -2.
 LurkerSpine: Surveil digs to a card you might want
  QuixoticScrivener: no you can do Kaya exile
 GredGredmansson: I'd surveil now
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 LadyKatelynna: if you don't leave a blocker Kaya dies
 LadyKatelynna: play blade juggler then surveil?
 GredGredmansson: i like Juggler Surveil
 Mr_Horrible: could just make another token, has threat of trading withh the witness
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 Mr_Horrible: howdy raiders
 GredGredmansson: what card was exiled?
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 Mr_Horrible: I'll be honest, I think chat is being way too high on the surveil
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 LadyKatelynna: it wasn't the right play here, but if you had exiled you own creature with Imp, kaya would have still triggered
 BrowneePoints: Oversold Cemetary
 BrowneePoints: WOE bonus sheet
SoylentDoener: overgrown cemetary from wilds of eldraine
 Diabore: the sleeves? yeah ^ that
SoylentDoener: oversold right
 LadyKatelynna: you can block the scout
 LurkerSpine: is witness to high cmc?
 BrowneePoints: 1. Oversold is one of my fave magic cards, 2. that was one of the DOPEST arts on the WOE bonus sheet
 BrowneePoints: it just goes SO hard
 Mr_Horrible: like, this is the thing, we can just keep making tokens and if we feel like it, start picking off creatures
 Grimnus: A wild Graham
 Mr_Horrible: they don't have enough board to crunch through profitably
 GapFiller:  hai G
Flyingdelorion: Hello Graham
 Avak4do: waddup G
 GredGredmansson: 
 Mr_Horrible: I thought that PAX hoodie was a CBC thing for a second, just off the color scheme
AshcopseDryad: hello
 GredGredmansson: Aurelia Above The Law!
DAC169: Graham!  hi Graham! 
 Diabore: i think kaya dies here
Flyingdelorion: Oh no!
drizztnailo: MA QUICK KICK THE ROUTER
 Mr_Horrible: engage the lag switch
Jethrain: on stream you are fine
 LurkerSpine: I don't think Graham's mic is in discord?
 Cptasparagus: only one mic goes through discord
 GredGredmansson: yes
AshcopseDryad: what is this format?
Garfman314: got back after a nap, how's kaya doin?
 Grimnus: Feels a bit risky to not just trade them off
 Mr_Horrible: that's dangerous, since we don't have good blocks on the 2/4
 GredGredmansson: I think to get rid of it now personally
 Datnade012: Yeah but we have 12 lands
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Could even be an Orzhov Guildgate!
SoylentDoener: juggling a lot of blades
 GredGredmansson: well phantom is a 4/3 so that's ok
 Grimnus: You say that but it really does look like they dcd
 TehAmelie: there's no win like the oppo having real life happening eh
MrAyeAxe: they went to get a drink and forgot their morph gives them priority 
 iris_of_ether: DC is stored in the bladder
 Grimnus: It is a good dog
 Mr_Horrible: it's not nothing, but only just
 TehAmelie: maybe they're multi queuing. remember multi queues?
 anhakha: Not a land at least
 LadyKatelynna: snarl snarl
 BrowneePoints: you're telling me that's a ruff lookin dog?
 Avak4do: 
 TehAmelie: queue is such a silly word
 Mr_Horrible: oh hey surveil finally "drew" a card 
Jethrain: @TehAmelie kway-way
 BrowneePoints: was that a 2nd kaya's wrath
 Diabore: they had 2???
 BrowneePoints: or is this the same op
 TehAmelie: the word in swedish is "kö". pronounced like queue
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Is that a SECOND Kaya's Wrath?
 GredGredmansson: what was their morph creature
DAC169: they had 2?! 
 GredGredmansson: oh it was the 1/10
 Mr_Horrible: politely, what the fuck OP?
Reece42: It really be like that sometimes
 BrowneePoints: reminder, they got ONE PACK
 BrowneePoints: and got TWO
 Mr_Horrible: Juravnican Park
 BrowneePoints: Indominus rex
Gadora: They got /at/ /least/ two.
 BrowneePoints: the other side is the Jurassic Park
 Diabore: yeah thats in world
 Avak4do: eepy dinos
 Diabore: thats chris pratt and whats her face
SoylentDoener: good old herd napping
 Bugberry: That's when the Indominous Rex was murdering dinos randomly.
 Mr_Horrible: the sand people nap single-file, to hide their numbers
 Grimnus: Theyve got the full playset clearly
 PixelArtDragon: Oops all wraths
 GredGredmansson: up to 8 Kaya's Wraths
Dabari49: they finished the bathroom break
dheid1: @Mr_Horrible Only Imperial Stormtroopers nap so precisely.
 Mr_Horrible: @dheid1 the applications are truly endless
 Mr_Horrible: this must be what finding a new oil well is like
 TehAmelie: has anyone figured out what the actual time limits are on Arena or do we all live by vibes?
 BrowneePoints: So yea Graham from what I could see from my LCI Collector Box, the JP lands are Park on one side, and World on the other. So that's the scene where Pratt and Howard see the massacre the I-Rex made, the flip side is Drs Grant and Sattler staring at the field of healthy ones.
Jethrain: that is one of the weirder template interactions i've seen
DAC169: yeah, Arena can be... obsessive about some things 
 r10pez10: just like magic players heyo
Amentur: That means they mill out faster 
 Mr_Horrible: honestly kinda upset that our opponent is being rewarded for running magnifying glass in draft
 BrowneePoints: yarp!
  RayFK: Ye they double sided
 Mr_Horrible: it's like an Engineer putting a sentry at spawn
  RayFK: #wotcstaff
 Diabore: gg
 TehAmelie: i mean, i'm all for vibes based games
 BrowneePoints: @RayFK *high fives*
 Diabore: never flip it
 LurkerSpine: ^
  RayFK: 15 turn clock lets go
 Mr_Horrible: *politely*, what the *actual* fuck OP?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: I dare you to turn it face up 
Reece42: OP got 3 nasty orzhov rares in 1 pack?
 Mr_Horrible: just like the literal best shash from Allegiance they could have
 GredGredmansson: we can sac it to final payment at least
 Diabore: wait, they got 2 kayas wrat AND absolution in pack 2, thats not fair
  RayFK: I have a solution for your problem James
 Mr_Horrible: it's okay, no one had a way to deal with it back in RNA draft either
  RayFK: It involves two keystrokes
MrAyeAxe: yeah it's very much 'hey buddy, look at what your orzhov deck COULD have had' 
 Bugberry: I always remember at my RNA prerelease, since Green had no common enchantment removal and I was in Simic, the only answer I had for my opponent's Absolution was Quench.
 TehAmelie: old folks remember having to put a Desert Storm in your green deck in order to have "any" removaal
 BrowneePoints: Okay I stand corrected Graham, the Plains, Forest and Mountain are all JP/JW double sided, Swamp is JP3 only and Island is JW both sides
 EvilBadman: Should paid 5 life to kill the shade before damage
 EvilBadman: (to die on own terms)
  RayFK: Nah Oofa Deada
 BrowneePoints: Enjoy your DOUBLE WRATH from only ONE PACK deck OP
 Diabore: @BrowneePoints and absolution
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 BrowneePoints: wait yea they got double wrath AND Absolution from the same pack
theminamoschool: Why do ya'll keep saying one pack, it's 8 packs, one per person in the pod.
 BrowneePoints: Cuz there's only one "pack" of allegiance in the draft
 TehAmelie: hi Graham! i like your vids
theminamoschool: Unlikely, but not impossible.
 BrowneePoints: i agree
 Diabore: gvlogs in guessing
 BrowneePoints: but 2 copies of the same rare in orzhov plus a SECOND orzhov rare from pack 2 is kind of wild
 TehAmelie: you do these gvlogs, i think
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 Bugberry: I just figured because Omenpaths.
 RatherLargeToad: Theorsians trying an old trick on a new audience
 GredGredmansson: omenpaths is a good reason
 BrowneePoints: I mean, considering OTJ is giving off big "Unset but Standard" energy you've GOTTA be enjoying the vibes right Graham?
DylPage: It's an old con on Theros, but no one knows it on Thunder Junction.
 TehAmelie: i do like LRR's videos and broadcasts in general. i should have complimented James too
 TheWriterAleph: if they try to sneak in a wooden horse in every set, would that be thematically appropriate?
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 ignitionpoint: Are cactusfolk native to Thunder Junction or not? I'm so confused
 LadyKatelynna: that we told him to mull
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SarkhanGluedBackTogether: They read about the Akroan Horse and thought it was a great idea
 LadyKatelynna: and then he said "We" lost
Cwelso: Brownie kept a 2 land hand
 EvilBadman: Ashiok was on Theros, right?
 BusTed: nice
 Mr_Horrible: never a real one like Scorcese
Garfman314: we doin' otj nicknames? there's some cards that seem ripe for it
 Mr_Horrible: "I think your work is also swell"
Jethrain: ermagerd, gird
  RayFK: Uh ohhhhhh, girdiiiiiiiies
 TheWriterAleph: hurtin for a girdin
 BrowneePoints: Look the set already HAS Holy Cow
 BrowneePoints: nothing we can come up with
 GredGredmansson: @Garfman314 we still haven't done MKM nicknames yet
 BrowneePoints: will beat Holy Cow
 iris_of_ether: They see me girdin'/they hatin'
 CommiePuddin: Are we cubin?
 Iluvatardis: There's Beef Within
Jethrain: @CommiePuddin ravnica chaos draft
 Diabore: @CommiePuddin ravnica chaos draft
QTL7: I Played against this opponent earlier today
DAC169: Dovin is not a cutie. can confirm NOPERS
beam1249: Oh, I thought he said Dovin's a cutie
 CommiePuddin: Ooh, that sounds fun
 GredGredmansson: @beam1249 he did
 TehAmelie: i could show you my work but it's all writing and who has time for reading am i right
SnowBuddy18: Ravnichaos
 EvilBadman: wheeler
 TheWriterAleph: cruft? on the internets??
Jethrain: iirc, somehow wheeler didn't know it
 LurkerSpine: Google sucks as a search engine anymore
 GredGredmansson: Morkruft Behemoth
 LadyKatelynna: isn't there a magic card called Bigger Than Before?
 Featherweight_: I went for pizza and James became Graham.
 iris_of_ether: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/egg-bigger-than-before
 Mr_Horrible: they're all Canadians, but I can't speak to their heritage
 r10pez10: pizza'll do that, featherweight
 TehAmelie: @Featherweight_ a part of the Beejdrop process, i bet
 LurkerSpine: that's one hell of a pizza shop
  RayFK: Surprise Graham you're shittin
 BrowneePoints: Non-Euclidean Pissing
 BrowneePoints: my favorite Sport
 Mr_Horrible: spiritually, we are *all* in the bathroom
 LadyKatelynna: sounds like an event in GLURP
 Bugberry: Freaky Friday night Magic
 TheWriterAleph: "TSK."
 Mr_Horrible: I love how the admonition is framed as more dire than the arrest
 Diabore: go for the juggler graham
 Mr_Horrible: winning is cool, Cori
 Mr_Horrible: 
DAC169: 37.5% of their mana NODDERS
 Mr_Horrible: coward, they didn't crack the locket
 TehAmelie: NK Jemisin had the best response to Lovecraftian non-euclidian geometries intruding on the city of New York: "that just means you use different math"
aegisturtleT1GG: hey aegis turtle here best magic card in existence 🐢
 LadyKatelynna: completely off topic, but can we expect More Glurp any time soon, Graham?
 Diabore: they have achieved "dead but dont know it yet" status
Garfman314: swamp!
  RayFK: Damn man, you're swamped with lands
 Mr_Horrible: @TehAmelie someone angry about Common Core mathematics but because they think it's teaching the kids about Elder Gods
SoylentDoener: all of them
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: "I have become James, drawer of lands...."
Jethrain: better this than the first game where it was oops all swamps
Pnoy__: 17
offbeatwitch: theoretically 17
 GredGredmansson: ah their own Moroii
offbeatwitch: but maybe it shifted in the night
DAC169: James became Graham confirmed. that's "James' Curse" all right
 Athelgar: its a james 17 though
 RatherLargeToad: All of them
 iris_of_ether: Here you go, at the time stamp. Bigger than before: https://youtu.be/xctlaTmJ_zQ?si=nvdBT98AfpDsAaTR&t=69
 TheOneCalledStu: yeah but the curse
 baskwalla: 17 lands
 Cptasparagus: smarter coris than I have asked
 LurkerSpine: No, it does hand smoothing
 Serpens77: it was updated to 3 hands quite a while ago
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Then it gives you the one with 2 lands.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: I believe it's what is closest to the average mana cost of cards in the deck
DAC169: they do what they call "hand smoothing" which means they blatantly F over players 
 Mr_Horrible: "Generating full hands" is a great euphemism for starting a fight
 Bugberry: @DAC169 if everyone gets "screwed" then no one is.
 Featherweight_: goooodbyyye
ztghostie: Spear Spewer my beloved
 LadyKatelynna: see what they play this turn?
ztghostie: "Face is the place, even if its my face too"
 GredGredmansson: speaking of pingers have you seen that crazy new Boros legendary today
 TehAmelie: i haven't thought about it since back when Arena was in beta, but they said something like the computer draws two hands and then selects the one with better land balance, right?
 GredGredmansson: Taii Wakeen
 Mr_Horrible: "on WHOSE side?!"
 Diabore: i think we wait a turn, i like getting the 3/4 down
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 GredGredmansson: Kaya, Ghost In The Machine
 LadyKatelynna: why do all of kaya's lines sound like the stinger before the CSI intro
Painfully_Dyslexic: the voice lines for the wild west are going to be fun
Garfman314: i turned off planeswalker voices ages ago, so i always forget that they /have/ voice lines
 Cptasparagus: Masasa Moyo based on googling
 Cptasparagus: A Canuck
 TehAmelie: Kaya, the ultimate computer in the story i'm writing at the moment? well, to be fair, her name is actually Kay
Jethrain: isn't a furchin just a beard?
 RatherLargeToad: She feels like going for a walk
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: you can surveil first
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: I think playing the 3/4 is the best choice here.
 LadyKatelynna: juggler trades for the urchin anyway
 FarleyF: Hello chewing james - did you bring enough food for all of chat
 TehAmelie: now realizing when you say their names out loud, Kay and Kaya have only one letter in common
Dabari49: woooo cookies
 LadyKatelynna: oh right it's spring
 BusTed: my favorite star wars character
SnowBuddy18: yay, cookies!
 Mr_Horrible: bringing food fo 630-ish people is just difficult on a logistical level
 StreetRach: Are there American Samoas?
 GredGredmansson: Me   O
SnowBuddy18: need a cup of that piston's oil
  Juliamon: Ben said the Samoas were gone almost immediately
 LadyKatelynna: get rid of racher, slam, play juggles?
 Driosenth: Graham, did you get a mix of cookies for both Girl Scout Bakeries or are they all from one?
 iris_of_ether: Need a fist of that cyclops's pistol
 iris_of_ether: piston*
SoylentDoener: fisto? the robot from fallout?
 BrowneePoints: Here's my suggestion, if yall have the Tagalongs(the peanut butter ones)
 BrowneePoints: stick them in the freezer
 BrowneePoints: they're REALLY good chilled
 TehAmelie: i know there are American Samoans. they talk about them in Pulp Fiction
 GredGredmansson: yeah if you exile your nontoken creature you can turn your token into that creature that turn
 r10pez10: we don't really have girl scout cookies here so when people talk about girl scouts i often get them confused with qwerpline girl scouts
 Xed_Regulus: Sandwich cookies
 Mr_Horrible: Girl Scouts, Girl Guides... where's the Girl Psychopomps?
ztghostie: seems our opponent is also stuck on 4 lands
 BrowneePoints: But yea, experiment from an American here for yall. take the Tagalongs, pop em in the freezer
Jmonkey49: Tagalongs Thin Mints and Dosidos
 Xed_Regulus: I went down to the States and bought some Girl Guide cookies. Told them I came down just for the cookies, and they got so excited.
 SocraticMethod: Hand smooth like a cueball, no wrinkle in sight
 GhostValv: D:
 TheWriterAleph: -_-
 Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePoints I would if I had not already eaten them last week
 BrowneePoints: ehhhhh shortbreads are decent chilled
 TehAmelie: i'd like to start a Girl Psychopomps organization, but people around here don't speak English as a first language. definitely the only obstacle
 LadyKatelynna: thin mints are great frozen
 StreetRach: Fun fact: Depending on where in the U.S. you are, Girl Scout cookies are called different things.
 PigmyOcelot: Is that really a Hot take though? more of a cold take tbh
 gryfyn1: its ok James you are allowed to be wrong
drewm1022: My Italian restaurant sometimes makes Thin Mint gelato and it is amazing.
manfred909: agreed James
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: what if room temperature already warm
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Peanut butter cookies are often better chilled.
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: Kaya is such a bomb
 emberBecky: thin mints are better chilled. I think tagalongs are maybe best just a little almost melting..
 LadyKatelynna: she was our first pick
 BrowneePoints: no Delites are a different girl scout cookie 
 FarleyF: i like my cookies like i like my co pilots - Chewie and Hairy 
ztghostie: !card Kaya, Spirits' Justice
  LRRbot: Kaya, Spirits' Justice [2WB] | Legendary Planeswalker — Kaya [3] | Whenever one or more creatures you control and/or creature cards in your graveyard are put into exile, you may choose a creature card from among them. Until end of turn, target token you control becomes a copy of it, except it has flying. / [+2]: Surveil 2, then exile a card from a graveyard. / [+1]: Create a 1/1 white and black Spirit creature token with flying. / [−2]: Exile target creature you contro…
 iris_of_ether: 
 Wolfstrike_NL: 
 FarleyF: Ah so Graham has Fading 1 left huh
 GredGredmansson: what animal would Kaya be in Bloomburrow I wonder
 BrowneePoints: but yea Caramel Delites are the OTHER name for Samoas
 Mr_Horrible: that's the point where we get our union-mandated break?
 SocraticMethod: If Graham gets to 4, does that mean he won't get fired by Graham?
 LadyKatelynna: sneep
 BrowneePoints: I also just like the Lemonade/ups(I don't remember which one is good) and Trefoils
 TheAwkes: @GredGredmansson Some kind of mustelid. The murderiest of small mammals.
 BrowneePoints: i just like shortbreads /shrug
 GredGredmansson: kayaya
 LadyKatelynna: I used to have a recipe for shortbread waffles. Man those rocked
 SocraticMethod: @GredGredmansson Could be a cat or feline animal since they are often tied with ghosts and afterlife
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 BrowneePoints: one of the story folks said they came alive after the omenpaths popped open
Chesul: just got here, is there a reason behind the name change of the PPR?
 Diabore: nothing is native to thunder junction iirc, before omenpaths it was uninhabited
 Bugberry: I saw a recent spoiler with flavor text that said they are a young race.
 BrowneePoints: so they're "native" but not "native"
  Juliamon: Chesul It's not technically a PPR
  Juliamon: We're just reusing the command
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 Robot_Bones: Cactus Folk are Cactuar precursors from the Final Fantasy Sets
Vustexthegoat: Greetings
 GredGredmansson: the Not-PPR has Draft and Commander on top of Sealed
BritishRedFox: Good eventide! Or shadowmoor.
 Kazman20a: early arrivals from the ff14 universes beyond?
 GapFiller: sounds like its a serial numbers filed off PPR
Chesul: Ah, yeah, contracting is a B. it's fair to change the name to be distinct for that.
  QuixoticScrivener: is the contracting weirdness because of the layoffs last year?
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SarkhanGluedBackTogether: though it *is* still pre- the pre-release
 TehAmelie: oh, you like cookies? can you name the 266 cookies featured in browser game classic Cookie Clicker?
 SocraticMethod: rtooting? trooting?
 Bugberry: Detention Sphere on a creature
 ghyllnox: Is Cori on tech?
BrindleBoar: toot count at 3, root on the stack
 Bugberry: !card detention sphere
  LRRbot: Detention Sphere [1WU] | Enchantment | When Detention Sphere enters the battlefield, you may exile target nonland permanent not named Detention Sphere and all other permanents with the same name as that permanent. / When Detention Sphere leaves the battlefield, return the exiled cards to the battlefield under their owner's control.
 GredGredmansson: that's still on the stack though
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 TheOtherTrevor: sac the spirit to kill the witness?
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: ^ ya, that
 Featherweight_: got gotten
BritishRedFox: Ah yes, Deputy of Detention, from that recent Ravnica block... HOW many years ago?
Orxolon: good evening everyone
Orxolon: what format are we platying?
 EvilBadman: Rav Cube
Orxolon: *playing
 LadyKatelynna: rav chaos!
 SocraticMethod: "Deputy of Detention" sounds like that one teacher's pet kid that watches the detention while the teacher is in the bathroom
AshcopseDryad: so a block?
 Bugberry: who's got spirit? yes we do!
Garfman314: as a kinda-outsider, can someone explain the cube format to me?
 TehAmelie: we call these chief collaborators "kapo"
 Mangledpixel: boop
Orxolon: @LadyKatelynna oh cool
Orxolon: i like rav
 TheBattleOfHastings: Is this an enjoyable 'block' to draft?
DoomBringerIL: seeing "y'all" card reveal immediately made me wanna hire graham to make new bionic underpants content @LoadingReadyRun
 SocraticMethod: @Garfman314 Take a bunch of magic cards that may or may not share a theme, then draft them like a normal draft.
Garfman314: gotcha!
 TehAmelie: tromple? at this time of year?
 Mr_Horrible: Conclave Guildmage, but where's my Convex Guildmage?
Garfman314: you mean convlex
 Featherweight_: @Garfman314 a curated set of cards form the all of magic (often powerful)  made to be drafted repeatedly
 Bugberry: @SocraticMethod at least with Ravnica, they try to make the guilds have shared themes across blocks. Like how you can rely on Simic caring about counters.
 Mr_Horrible: that would have been the better joke, yes
Professor_Colin: Only one may stand ... ( Bear Force 2  )
 TehAmelie: it's past midnight in Sweden. good friday to y'all
 LadyKatelynna: you could kill that champion with kaya
theamc2000: you two look like you make comedy on the internet
 Mr_Horrible: *gestures to Ravnica* This kind of walkable city would be impossible to build in the United States
offbeatwitch: ^ real
 BusTed: 
ztghostie: 
 TehAmelie: hey, Cori does comedy too!
Jethrain: oh hell yeah mole
drewm1022: What are they, a clown to you?
theamc2000: not meant to be an insult
theamc2000: apologies
 Mr_Horrible: the courier is less spooky on this turn, I think
 James_the_Dabbler: They were making comedy on the internet
 Mr_Horrible: and we can eventually snag it with Kaya
Jethrain: !card senate courier
  LRRbot: Senate Courier [2U] | Creature — Bird [1/4] | Flying / {1}{W}: Senate Courier gains vigilance until end of turn.
 Robot_Bones: kill the bird get agro
 TehAmelie: protip: you can tell when Graham is not amused if he says "I am not amused"
DoomBringerIL: i think Ben is the most naturally funny... facial expressions and body language wise... @LoadingReadyRun
 Mr_Horrible: cuz once we reach 4 fliers they don't really have the attack with courier anymore
 GredGredmansson: smubbler
ztghostie: Smuggles!
 Diabore: bubba smugs
DoomBringerIL: wit is hard... everybody there is witty AF
Reece42: smubbler
 wedge_x: I dunno about these two but the disembodied voice is *hilarious* 
 a_Weakling: why does "kill it with Kaya" make me think "kill it with kindness"?
 corianderd: @wedge_x 
 Featherweight_: what's in those bubbles that makes them contraband?
Dabari49: kill em with Kayaness
ztghostie: one damage, as a treat
 Mr_Horrible: @a_Weakling "Kill them with kindness? Wrong. Unmake."
 LadyKatelynna: reminder that if you exile your own creature with imp you can make ones of your tokens the moroii or soemthing
 wedge_x: @corianderd mwah
 StreetRach: @Featherweight_ Halo
M0nzaa: grafty guildmage
 GredGredmansson: and it also transforms one of our spirits
 GredGredmansson: if we do one of ours
 Diabore: id be concerned if you heard my windows
martela7899: with one pack. an opponent had 2 kaya's wraths. so possible on cover up loop lol
 GredGredmansson: ooh but now our opponents creatures are bigger 
 TehAmelie: it's that season when you need a reminder that ♪every OS sucks
 1y1e: any 3/2
 GredGredmansson: that also transforms one of our spirits
SarkhanGluedBackTogether: if you exile motipede, one of the spirits becomes it until end of turn
ztghostie: !card rotfarm mortipede
  LRRbot: Rot Farm Mortipede [3B] | Creature — Insect [3/4] | Whenever one or more creature cards leave your graveyard, Rot Farm Mortipede gets +1/+0 and gains menace and lifelink until end of turn.
Garfman314: math is for blockers?
 GredGredmansson: !card combine guildmage
  LRRbot: Combine Guildmage [GU] | Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/2] | {1}{G}, {T}: This turn, each creature you control enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. / {1}{U}, {T}: Move a +1/+1 counter from target creature you control onto another target creature you control.
theamc2000: now you just block for soul eneveratio
DAC169: bye Graham 
 Mr_Horrible: alright, time for me to take advantage of the one spot of sunlight we've had today and get my walk in
 Mangledpixel: a quick break. a brick quake.
 Diabore: thunder?
   LoadingReadyRun: I was gonna hit play on the music, but nah, listen to the frog instead
 Wolfstrike_NL: and eating / growling noises
 FarleyF: ah Graham has vanished from the board
 Featherweight_: frog sounds thunderstorm black screen
 FarleyF: or is it Phasing
 RatherLargeToad: I approve of noises
 TehAmelie: a music video about computer software from 2010 that is still just as relevant today? LRR does that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRlPTbKHIPQ
worldsugliestman: hey chat that was me last game so I hope everyone was nice to me!!
   LoadingReadyRun: @worldsugliestman Great game!
worldsugliestman: ty!
 corianderd: @worldsugliestman we enjoyed how wide the board got
worldsugliestman: @corianderd too wide to kill kaya unfortch
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 etherosleveque: sorry about the tongue twister.
worldsugliestman: so should I have just hit Kaya with the deputy or was getting the spirits good yoy think?
  QuixoticScrivener: next hand, all swamps
 Diabore: graham enlargened you
Garfman314: mwap
 Diabore: mawp
 etherosleveque: that’s not how I pronounce the first name, but I’m bad at providing probouncers
 Bugberry: at least it has something 2-4
 etherosleveque: *pronouncers
worldsugliestman: bingo
 corianderd: @etherosleveque is it eeeee-theros-levek?
  QuixoticScrivener: adventure!
 a_Weakling: What in tarnation
  QuixoticScrivener: hard cast moroii?
 Featherweight_: eat the dog kill the flyer with the -2?
  QuixoticScrivener: this is why we listen to Quixotic
  QuixoticScrivener: (my line still would have sucked)
 Earthenone: !time
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 BrowneePoints: boo DAP boo DAP boo DAH
 BrowneePoints: *saxophone saxophones*
 GredGredmansson: OH but now we can mortipede + extract
 BrowneePoints: lol i managed to communicate how to do the cheek waterdrop AND a jazz standard via text
 BrowneePoints: audio focused autism powers ACTIVATE
 etherosleveque: @corianderd thanks for asking. You’re pretty much on it. and you had the last name right immediately
 GredGredmansson: oh i misremembered how mortipede worked
 Mangledpixel: one of those opponent-has-all-the-answers games
 GredGredmansson: and what's with the random azorius guildgate
 GredGredmansson: not Niv
 GredGredmansson: Gatebreaker
 etherosleveque: they could also do stuff as well as things
 Mangledpixel: see? ALL the answers
 Featherweight_: rude
 TheWriterAleph: v v disrespectful
 GredGredmansson: you've failed us healer's hawk
 BrowneePoints: James
 BrowneePoints: you said that the same way as the kid from Little Giants "I use these for indigestion"
 Diabore: regular mkm so it sticks around for next week?
 TheWriterAleph: big deal, everyone wears a face
 Featherweight_: your gifting a draft to next week
worldsugliestman: this thing is going for a while
worldsugliestman: draft! draft! draft!
 LurkerSpine: we need momir back
DAC169: I think it's 2 or 3 weeks? 
ztghostie: force mono red time?
 1y1e: March 26–April 2: Premier Chaos Draft Ravnica
ztghostie: come on connecting the dots!
worldsugliestman: QD all will be one will only take like 15 minutes 
 Bugberry: mono-blue just to screw with people
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 Diabore: chaos draft ends on tuesday
 pn55: Yea, this is only running until next Tuesday
 etherosleveque: I have altered the deal. pray I don’t alter it further.
 couchboyj: Mono brown!  This an artifact set, right?
 Diabore: is that just flushed gems then?
ztghostie: whoops
 Marvoleath: Go mono red, but play only plains.
phuznutz: Goodrafternoon!
worldsugliestman: well I guess you have to stay late and play it out
 pn55: !chat
  LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
 Diabore: @worldsugliestman theres something after so no go on that
 Scarbble: just play it out off stream, ez
worldsugliestman: ok well I’ve proven that I have no idea what I’m talking about so… 
phuznutz: Get Ben to do a bonus stream (:
 Diabore: shut off the stream, finish out the draft, then crash in on the next stream to share how you did, easy
 ghizmou: Bird! Bird! Bird!
ztghostie: i mean if we're forcing mono red person of interest is probably the best card
DAC169: ^
ztghostie: but it ain't great
 Featherweight_: it's 12 bucks your not getting back anyway
 Featherweight_: all inb read
 Diabore: feesh
Pnoy__: fish
ztghostie: red fish clue fish
 gryfyn1: pish!!
 couchboyj: Mono red says beep beep glub glub
phuznutz: Fish is great. No beanstick though
 serramarkov: Hi, James! Hi, all!
worldsugliestman: good to get rid of fish blockers
 Grimnus: Its decent
 Bugberry: case is good, removal that draws a card.
 ghizmou: it donks the bonk
phuznutz: Good for Red Deck Wins stat
Pnoy__: chase is ok
 Wolfstrike_NL: offender and chase are ok
phuznutz: Snuffler upens up artifacts in general
Pnoy__: offender>braggart
worldsugliestman: big red here we come
phuznutz: !card magnetic snuffler
  LRRbot: Magnetic Snuffler [5] | Artifact Creature — Construct [4/4] | When Magnetic Snuffler enters the battlefield, return target Equipment card from your graveyard to the battlefield attached to Magnetic Snuffler. / Whenever you sacrifice an artifact, put a +1/+1 counter on Magnetic Snuffler.
 Bugberry: I'm not sure why so many Viashino these days are 4+ drops.
phuznutz: Dang, that is too true
phuznutz: Viashinos were always seem to have been in the 3 drop slot eh?
phuznutz: It gets shorter the deeper in the pack you get
 TheWriterAleph: 
 Cptasparagus: I unfollowed and refollowed if that helps
 Bugberry: @phuznutz the ones from Mirage were on the cheaper side. Now it seems like Viashino are the "limited filler topend" cards when they should just bec like goblins or elves.
worldsugliestman: informant can be monored
 Cptasparagus: im taking the credit for #5
ztghostie: I don't think decks should curve like this
Pnoy__: rip
 circusofkirkus: LD LD LD
 Mazrae: Time to pivot??
 Bugberry: That's Ravnica. The other good Red cards require other colors.
 LeonisCo: gruul time?
 TheWriterAleph: wow james, do you hate the person playing lrrmtg next week or what 
 klace26: pivoting is for cowards
 Featherweight_: one colour per set?
ztghostie: this is just aggressive signaling
 LeonisCo: whelp
drewm1022: "This is not my beautiful wife!"
TotallyNotaBeholder: I say to myself "This isn't my beautiful life"
worldsugliestman: one thing they always say about Ravnica: go monocolor
TotallyNotaBeholder: Well done @drewm1022
ztghostie: we are wheeling nothing from these packs 
phuznutz: RED CHONK GO!
 BrowneePoints: bladebrand
ztghostie: yep, bladebrand
ztghostie: I got dagger castered->toxin analysis'd in this format
phuznutz: As an instant while the ETB was on the stack?
phuznutz: That's some jank I love
 Bugberry: Hold priority with the ETB, give it Deathtouch, then all of that damage is coming from a source with Deathtouch.
 TheWriterAleph: this is truly one of the decks of all time
worldsugliestman: cool curve you got going on
ztghostie: what if we "accidentally" put swamps in our deck as well as bladebrand
phuznutz: @Bugberry yeah, those and the re were a few in Dominaria as well. 3/1 2 drop Viashino wizard rings a bell
SilverHalcyon: no
 Sogheim: aren't you in charge of firing?
 RealGamerCow: So with the release of Thunder Junction cards, does it look like an ox/cow deck would be viable?
 ghizmou: if it s red, it goes in the deck
 v_nome: Is there a way we can vote for or against firing via bits?
 BrowneePoints: james is like 4th in charge after Paul Graham and Beej cmon
  Juliamon: v_nome I mean, you can vote, but it won't matter
SilverHalcyon: 1
 Diabore: 100m
 RealGamerCow: Heather is clearly in charge of fire. Oh you said firing.
Dabari49: james you can fire  me. id be ok with that
Gadora: But fire is part of mono-Red's ouvre, and you're the one who'd force it.
 Bugberry: @phuznutz there was viashino pyromancer in the Core set as a 2 drop. My earliest Magic memory was opening Viashino Sandstalker in a pack of 8th edition.
phuznutz: American or Canadian dollars?
 TheWriterAleph: if i had a million dollars, i'd be rich
 pn55: Fired with a convenient payoff of 1m dollars
 SquareDotCube: you know you'd be forcibly hired the next day
 matthaus_c: oh hell yeah mono red
 Diabore: everyone here just needs to give about 520 dollars in bits
SilverHalcyon: nice severance package
 Mazrae: Fire then rehire??
 TheWriterAleph: fire you for the afternoon
 Featherweight_: welcome summer intern James
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Will you return the 100 million bits?
 v_nome: Maybe LRR needs some blinds hung
ztghostie: we're gonna get the mono red hookup in pack 3, no fear
 RealGamerCow: Stipulation of your rehire is that you have to be called "Jimbo"
 FarleyF: but does that mean James is 19
 matthaus_c: you could say that to dissuade anyone, except the man who's lived with Adam for several years
manfred909: would they have to hit you in the balls again?
 SquareDotCube: "Your resume is impressive but we've moved on to other candidates"
 wedge_x: someone will finally buy James ice cream
ztghostie: we're owed at least one cosmetronic wave
 Diabore: we need so many playables pack 3
SilverHalcyon: really?
  QuixoticScrivener: James, I can help with your resume.
ztghostie: "You have a pulse? Ok you're hired."
Gadora: Chat can help with your resume.
  Juliamon: Ask ChatGPT to write you one. What could possibly go wrong? 
 EvilBadman: James are you part on the No Linked In crew? Feels good.
worldsugliestman: they’re all basically the same as the mcd interview, you’re fine
SoylentDoener: classic when can you start? ok good. job interview
 SquareDotCube: just put "hire me" in 72pt Arial on a piece of paper, present that as your resume 
  RayFK: Resume: "Sir I just tweet"
 Saintnex: Clearly you should put that you fulfill your I cream debts James
 Featherweight_: i think you just have to writer "basketball" and "leadership" over and over now for the Ai to pick you
 matthaus_c: cavalcade coming up
ztghostie: *whistles non-chalantly*
 Diabore: someone getting banned
DAC169: you're only 3 picks in. have faith
 BusTed: Auditing chat logs.
SilverHalcyon: 5 mana to deal 5 damage
 Cptasparagus: in a multicolor set though?
 circusofkirkus: drafting mono red with two guild-based draft packs seems less than ideal
 matthaus_c: back to vintage cube it is
 Sogheim: even the MtGO drafts weren't this bad
 Saintnex: well its guaranteeing short games if nothing else lol
ztghostie: I swear you've done this in KTK
DAC169: @circusofkirkus I didn't want to be the one to say it 
 RatherLargeToad: The amount of time it’s taking the rest of the pod to draft is making me feel old, since it means they’ve not read the cards before
SilverHalcyon: 20 lands here we go
 Masslost: so is retire and pretend this didn't happen time occuring
SoylentDoener: lands are playable cards 
 matthaus_c: oh buddy that curve
 TheWriterAleph: rakdon't
Ewayko: Mulligan. New draft. Open more red, easy, forhead. 
 Bugberry: Jundn't them out
 Inept_Hope: Curve the shape of a crater.
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SilverHalcyon: steam kin!
ztghostie: oh there are all the red cards
SilverHalcyon: there we go
DAC169: see? lot of red in this pack!
 Bugberry: They're too busy picking good cards.
ztghostie: HOLD
 matthaus_c: you got a single reward on the last possible pack
SilverHalcyon: that is actually a mono red bomb
 1y1e: MTGA took the bait Pog
  Juliamon: We found the secret tech of faking yourself out
 Saintnex: "playable"
 ghizmou: "playable"
 pn55: 23 technically playable cards
DAC169: you could put the laundry back in
martela7899: the mone red black card is in side right now
 Sogheim: what happened to that Rakdos disguise card?
martela7899: that thing
ztghostie: I mean we're going to either win fast or lose fast
 matthaus_c: you were being cut in every direction, that was great
 matthaus_c: like the drug?
 Marvoleath: how many grams?
SilverHalcyon: who owes you the coke?
 Diabore: 1 coke collectively or 440 cokes total?
 1y1e: we'll either win quick or lose quick
 FarleyF: If james wins next Mailtime is just cases of coke
 matthaus_c: we have our one good card, keep
 Saintnex: 440 cokes it is
Gadora: Saw Coca-Cola being advertised as "original flavor" recently, on that note. I guess they put the cocaine back in?
 magical_writer: It's going to be an interesting Mail Time upcoming.
ztghostie: actual goblin piker
 Xed_Regulus: You can sell them for a dollar a piece, and still make a profit
 matthaus_c: this is gonna be demoralising isn't it
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 Mazrae: And if it's a single coke, is it a can, 20oz, 1L or 2L
ztghostie: oh
 matthaus_c: Red Deck Loses
 r10pez10: get you one of those weird australian long 500ml cans
DAC169: looks like you might have time for another match
 Rogue_07: Well, good vibes only
 Robot_Bones: Time is a circle, that is why clocks are round
JusticeJuice: 6:30 is the best time, hand's down.
 BusTed: 
 Rogue_07: LOL, that one took me a second
 DeM0nFiRe: @JusticeJuice How dare you
 jessieimproved: 
 FarleyF: Paul just looking at his watch - looking at the monitor and shaking his head
 Mazrae: I was going to say 5 o'clock, because there's a song about it but can't beat that joke
ztghostie: opponent PLEASE
 matthaus_c: using timeouts like they're absences in uni
Silver_Drgn: Hi
Silver_Drgn: doing ok. Just finished making dinner. Ready to eat to some drafts
 matthaus_c: the shark dimension
 Serpens77: Hammerspace
 Xed_Regulus: The Void
 Fruan: The Blind Eternities.
 magical_writer: Studio Q
 Sogheim: goes to get a cerveza cristal
dacbruh: fridge
 Diabore: james do you think we dont have object permience?
JinaMahavira: Canada
ztghostie: Thunder Junction
MennoKnight42: sub-Ocean
 Mazrae: Either the void or punching a chunk
 Marvoleath: into the table, clearly
phuznutz: lumeniferous ether
Gadora: You're putting lands on top of the deck.
 ghyllnox: It's the rest of your body that's going somewhere
 RealGamerCow: the mirror zone
 Serpens77: @Diabore is he calling us babies? 
 matthaus_c: 
 Xed_Regulus: Yes, it's horrible
 DeM0nFiRe: I just kind of scream all the time
 Saintnex: I mean we do, but we also have object permanence James
Gadora: Bold of you to assume I exist when you're offline.
Silver_Drgn: I thought the screaming started when you go online
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: way things are going a growing% of chat will be bots
 matthaus_c: you're an hour past your bedtime, go for one more match, it's Gab Nassif
glitched_goddess: Ngl I picked up roguelike adventure and dungeon 2 in Minecraft and it made me realize I hadn’t seen James in awhile and hoped he was ok lol
 FarleyF: im picturing an impatient Beej just doing the Sonic impatient posture
 Mazrae: So far it looks like I'm off the hook for that coke
ztghostie: they're not paying attention, but hte activation isn't let it autopass
 TheManaLeek: This happens to me without fail when I'm trying to end a stream 
Silver_Drgn: the shark dimension speaks back
 Serpens77:  Opponent is slow-playing
glitched_goddess: if he makes this he deserves more than 1 coke lol
 FarleyF: so then Cori where do we submit our resume for James replacement
 BusTed: 
ztghostie: 
DAC169: OP was very rude 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 TheWriterAleph: Alt-F4 to quick-concede
 The_Passerby: dang. the collapse of LRR
 matthaus_c: holy shit that was actually so funny
 magical_writer: Goodbye
ztghostie: bye cori!
 FarleyF: Byew Cori
 matthaus_c: bye Cori!
 ArdCollider: bye cori!
 Saintnex: bye Core
 The_Passerby: bye cori
DAC169: later Cori! 
 Saintnex: Cori*
 DeM0nFiRe: Bye cori
Flyingdelorion: Bye Cori
 FarleyF: Bye James
 Marvoleath: !next
 The_Passerby: where is my tell others I subbed?
distractfulilly: Bye James
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Dice Friends (Join the crew for a series wrap up Q&A on Bylaw and Order Season 2! Game: Bylaw and Order Season 2) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (53s from now).
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 Mazrae: But now I should go and finish season one and start season two of bylaw and order
MennoKnight42: i do need to go away though because i've not yet watched all of the new Bylaw and Order.  fleeeeee the spoilers!
 The_Passerby: shoot. I haven't caught up. i need to watch episodes 4 through 9 in the next minute
 The_Passerby: chat. help me.
 Mazrae: !chat
  LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
 DeM0nFiRe: btw was the stream struggling on 1080p for anyone else?
Angreed66: My extreme time dilation machine is out of order sorry
 PharaohBender27 is ready for some Qs to be A'd
  ritchards: what? I came here for some As to be Qd!
 jessieimproved: @ritchards you can get that nearly anywhere on the internet
Angreed66: I wonder are there more answers or questions in total on the internet?
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: would unqualified statements count as answers or questions
  Sarah_Serinde: Okay I have finished All The Things in time for Dice Friends
Angreed66: wrong answers are still answers
 DeM0nFiRe: 
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 Nigouki: Question 1: Why are y'all so dang cool?
 PharaohBender27: Dangit, had to refresh. Thanks, those who posted 
 Xed_Regulus: @Nigouki They drink their milk and eat their Wheaties
 PharaohBender27: @Nigouki Is that an answerable question, though?  They are cool because they are cool.
  Sarah_Serinde: To start with, I think not being a dick to other people makes you pretty damn cool
 PharaohBender27: ^
  Sarah_Serinde: There's lots of other reasons too though 
 PharaohBender27: @Xed_Regulus I don't think I've ever actually had Wheaties before. Are they actually any good?
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 Xed_Regulus: @PharaohBender27 No clue. I'm nor cool enough to have eaten them
  ritchards: Time to find out how the Aftersausage is made...
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Wait, was this season only nine episodes?  Am i gonna be spoiled?
  Juliamon: thedepthandbreadthofseth Yes
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Oh no!
 Nigouki: I hope James barges in with actual sausages midway through the stream
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah, yesterday was the finale
  Juliamon: The first season was only 10 episodes due to contract
 PharaohBender27: @thedepthandbreadthofseth Because that's when the story arc concluded.
  Sarah_Serinde: There will be allll the spoilers today I expect
  Juliamon: This season got to follow a natural path
 gualdhar: @Nigouki Dilly Bar Sausage?
 iris_of_ether: 
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: I so wish there was a !sausage command to tell us what’s in it like the !box command
 Nigouki: @gualdhar hopefully the famous Tooth Sausage
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I just assumed ravnica mean 10 major story beats...
 RatherLargeToad: I see many friends, but few dice
 PharaohBender27: I could actually use some spoilers are reminders/gap fillers, TBH - I was away and/or distracted for significant chunks of yesterday's stream, and haven't had a chance to watch the entirety of the YT VOD 
 shurtal: man, imagine if Serge moved a week early and kicked the door in partway through this stream
  Sarah_Serinde: youtube.com/lrrtt
 ignitionpoint: Thank you so much everybody!!!
Orxolon: good evening y'all
 ghyllnox: Lurt
 xantos69: !uptime
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  Sarah_Serinde: You'll find playlists for both this season and last season of Bylaw and Order on that YouTube channel
  Sarah_Serinde: !discord
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thedepthandbreadthofseth: I'd rather be spoiled and enjoy the live fun, i think.
 Hans_0lo_: OOHH YEAH ALL THE SPOILS
Orxolon: i want to know if doggo had puppies XD
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 PharaohBender27: More specifically, the finale is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_coiYqNjy2I
 definenull: sosej.
  Sarah_Serinde: Not every happy ending has to have babies in it okay 
Orxolon: cool 
  QuixoticScrivener: What plane did Slokk end up on?
 PharaohBender27: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Yayyy hi Featherweight!
  Juliamon: Oooooh!
 definenull: Woo!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Whelp I'm now spoiled!
  Sarah_Serinde: So much good art
 PharaohBender27: You did great work for this, Featherweight!
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: that’s me!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Featherweight, you are a genius!
 ArdCollider: no bus I checked the shiba card from Kamigawa today to make sure I would be properly respectful of any future Valencia partner pronoun-wise
  Sarah_Serinde: Hey is there a certain DTRPG thing we should mention before the end of the stream
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah, yeah I could see that, Ian 
  ritchards: yeah, Kathleen yesterday said that there would be a giveaway today
 RatherLargeToad: Miiiiiiind Spike!
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