LoadingReadyRun: !cardview off
LRRbot: Card viewer disabled
Metric_Furlong: which abled?
Metric_Furlong: no, wait, that' terrible
Metric_Furlong: nvm
baltimore_667083: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the Hatchet Men from Jackie Chan's Drunken Master 2
ihlendrax: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always worried.
DeM0nFiRe: mood
baltimore_667083: !searchfortreasure
LRRbot: You find: a box!
TimIAm subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 95 months, currently on a 95 month streak!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, TimIAm! (Today's storm count: 26)
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: [muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
Diabore: !advice
LRRbot: Use the Love Saw!
Mollylele: !badadvice
LRRbot: Take the Master Key.
345tom: "beej dungo commander"
UnknownFriday: Perfect timing on my part; just finished Bylaw & Order 2.
DeM0nFiRe:
ihlendrax: Commander with a twist, huh? I should go cut some limes…..
Desdae subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 75 months!
Alas_Babylon: Oh, it's the giant dungeon from the Commander event!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Desdae! (Today's storm count: 27)
345tom: wait, is it the beej planechsae stuff?
Juliamon: no
Juliamon: it's beeg, not Beej
Alas_Babylon: It's this, I think
345tom: lmao it would help if I could read thanks
Commodore_Perry_GG subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Commodore_Perry_GG! (Today's storm count: 28)
MTGRanger subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 40 months!
MTGRanger: the big four zero!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, MTGRanger! (Today's storm count: 29)
raulghoulia: I don't trust anyone who doesn't vote A
IbunWest:
Mangledpixel: Err, is anyone else seeing a poll titled '!' with no options?
flatluigi: @Mangledpixel i see options
IbunWest: i see the options
Metric_Furlong: no, I'm seeing a poll titled '!' that has options
Mangledpixel: It's totally blank for me, weird
IbunWest: Twitch bein twitch
Mangledpixel: Am on mobile, for reference
Datnade012: Blank for me too. Im on mobile
Dog_of_Myth: Good evening chat.
ladyjessica: hello everyone
accountmadeforants: 1. Twist 2. A 3. What
accountmadeforants: Good job, chat
SonicDoge12 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 23 months!
SonicDoge12: Almost 2 years!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, SonicDoge12! (Today's storm count: 30)
ladyjessica: I can’t wait to have good internet again.
Anaerin: !show override off
micalovits: Twist a what?
UrbanSamurai_22 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 73 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, UrbanSamurai_22! (Today's storm count: 31)
Diabore: (wrong way ben)
Diabore: there you go
korvys: Is Beeg Beej's evil twin?
flatluigi: we don't talk about the beej dungeon
flatluigi: though we probably should
DeM0nFiRe: c'mander
Dog_of_Myth: @korvys Or is Beeg the good twin?
micalovits: Everyone is Beej's evil clone *Beej Drop*
LithelyUnshod subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 71 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, LithelyUnshod! (Today's storm count: 32)
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
fonkoncle: hmm
fonkoncle: what if beej dungo
PywosMom is gifting 2 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 3 in the channel!
PywosMom gifted a Tier 1 sub to dcheeks!
PywosMom gifted a Tier 1 sub to Xeanthorn!
LRRbot:
Thanks for the gifts, PywosMom! Welcome to dcheeks and Xeanthorn! (Today's storm count: 34)
FarleyF: thank you paul
superdude097: Do you have D&D minis to represent yourselves in the dungeon?
UltimateSilence: oh god since the stream started I was trying to figure out what “Beej Dung commander” was
11 raiders from LauraKBuzz have joined!
Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
Diabore: what it do?
Mangledpixel: It's time to dunge!
Mr_Bitterness: We're all playing BG3
MichaelSnowbird: welcome raiders. Good timing.
Diabore: anyone have a link for it so i know what it do?
MichaelSnowbird is paying forward the Gift they got from an anonymous gifter to the community!
MichaelSnowbird is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 75 in the channel!
MichaelSnowbird gifted a Tier 1 sub to ladyjessica!
MichaelSnowbird gifted a Tier 1 sub to ocreed03!
MichaelSnowbird gifted a Tier 1 sub to Asthryd6!
MichaelSnowbird gifted a Tier 1 sub to CalPalGalPal!
MichaelSnowbird gifted a Tier 1 sub to sharkjr3239!
LRRbot:
Thanks for the gifts, MichaelSnowbird! Welcome to ladyjessica, ocreed03, sharkjr3239, Asthryd6, and CalPalGalPal! (Today's storm count: 39)
LRRbot: Acererak the Archlich [2B] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard [5/5] | When Acererak the Archlich enters the battlefield, if you haven't completed Tomb of Annihilation, return Acererak the Archlich to its owner's hand and venture into the dungeon. / Whenever Acererak the Archlich attacks, for each opponent, you create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token unless that player sacrifices a creature.
a_shortfall_of_gravitas subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 31 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, a_shortfall_of_gravitas! (Today's storm count: 40)
Diabore: @Juliamon tyty
NonUniqueGuy subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 45 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, NonUniqueGuy! (Today's storm count: 41)
flatluigi: !card heartless summoning
LRRbot: Heartless Summoning [1B] | Enchantment | Creature spells you cast cost {2} less to cast. / Creatures you control get −1/−1.
HadesLeprechaun: Oh good, I've seen Acererak go nuts in the past, lol
accountmadeforants: BBEG doesn't get to take on other dungeons, that's anti-competetive
laikagoat: right paradox engine isn't legal in commander (brawl flashbacks)
RatherLargeToad: This sounds familiar..
micalovits: Atleast this guy doesn't gave "infinite" in his name
Dog_of_Myth: He maybe a lich but he has manners
onarampage subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 121 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, onarampage! (Today's storm count: 42)
DeM0nFiRe:
Veste: until cam plays a hushbringer or something
LRRbot: Phyrexian Reclamation [B] | Enchantment | {1}{B}, Pay 2 life: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Earthenone: i love that card
LRRbot: Zalto, Fire Giant Duke [3RR] | Legendary Creature — Giant Barbarian [7/3] | Trample / Whenever Zalto, Fire Giant Duke is dealt damage, venture into the dungeon.
HoneyJack07 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 18 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, HoneyJack07! (Today's storm count: 43)
RatherLargeToad: Enrage?
Cleekru subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 78 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Cleekru! (Today's storm count: 44)
cmdrud87: is it the goblin?
HadesLeprechaun: Goblin snowman?
Welbog: What is Beeg Dungo? Do I want to know?
LRRbot: Varis, Silverymoon Ranger [1GG] | Legendary Creature — Human Elf Ranger [3/3] | Reach, ward {1} / Whenever you cast a creature or planeswalker spell, venture into the dungeon. This ability triggers only once each turn. / Whenever you complete a dungeon, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
Diabore: @cmdrud87 brash taunter is really good (unless theres another gobbo i dont know
northos: @Welbog it's a dungo and it's beeg
ogier300: I'm gathering is Commander with the theme of entering the dungeons.
trebuchetboy: @Welbog Huge Dungeon released for D&D turning 50
LRRbot: Nadaar, Selfless Paladin [2W] | Legendary Creature — Dragon Knight [3/3] | Vigilance / Whenever Nadaar, Selfless Paladin enters the battlefield or attacks, venture into the dungeon. / Other creatures you control get +1/+1 as long as you've completed a dungeon.
HadesLeprechaun: Brash Taunter was a LRR preview card, I think Nelson would probably be familiar with that one, ahah
LoadingReadyRun: Fire Giant Duke, Giant Fire Duke, Giant Duke Fire, Duke Giant Fire, Duke Fire Giant, it works any way
flatluigi: one specific very large promotional dungeon
brainbosh: Man, I had a standard deck delving with Nadaar and the flicker effects, it was fun
LRRbot: Castle Locthwain | Land | Castle Locthwain enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Swamp. / {T}: Add {B}. / {1}{B}{B}, {T}: Draw a card, then you lose life equal to the number of cards in your hand.
r10pez10: that's why you know the guy from U2 has a good voice, he named himself "bono vox"
Earthenone: ben stop saying the T word! wotc is gonna git ya
Diabore: good ol Duke F. Giant
LRRbot: Dreadhorde Invasion [1B] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and amass Zombies 1. / Whenever a Zombie token you control with power 6 or greater attacks, it gains lifelink until end of turn.
LastCenturion: oh hey budgetblossom
kevsta47: Anyone got a link to the beeg dungo?
Diabore: @Earthenone its fine this is non sponsored
LRRbot: Fiendlash [1R] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has reach. / Whenever equipped creature is dealt damage, it deals damage equal to its power to target player or planeswalker. / Equip {2}{R}
couchboyj: I wonder if Dreadhorde Invasion is bitter about Bitterblossom
MrGibberish subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 33 months, currently on a 30 month streak!
MrGibberish: the 33! that’s 11 times thrice.
northos:
reach?! 
kevsta47 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 49 months!
kevsta47: I'd advise against googling Beeg Dungo
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, MrGibberish! (Today's storm count: 45)
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, kevsta47! (Today's storm count: 46)
LRRbot: Ranger Class [1G] | Enchantment — Class | When Ranger Class enters the battlefield, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token. / {1}{G}: Level 2 / Whenever you attack, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature. / {3}{G}: Level 3 / You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may cast creature spells from the top of your library.
northos: on-theme
HadesLeprechaun: Soul Caliber whip
r10pez10: awoo
TimIAm: I'm late -- is the twist it's all D&D commanders?
hansk_olof_tarkir:
Missed the start, what are these decks? 
LRRbot: Puresteel Paladin [WW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Whenever an Equipment enters the battlefield under your control, you may draw a card. / Metalcraft — Equipment you control have equip {0} as long as you control three or more artifacts.
r10pez10: flickerwisp?
r10pez10: oh
Alas_Babylon: @TimIAm Moreso the specific dungeon they all use
Pharmacistjudge: 376231A+B
Veste: imagine you're in baldur's gate and this armored person shows up with their giant gun, though
Masslost: Fiendlash aka when mom says you got stuffy doll at home
trebuchetboy: @TimIAm Big Dungeon for D&D turning 50. So all AFR to venture into the dungeon
TimIAm: Oh neato
Diabore: first blood
LRRbot: Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
BrowneePoints: There's an incredible Mod that adds like 40 new ancestries
LRRbot: Bontu's Monument [3] | Legendary Artifact | Black creature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Whenever you cast a creature spell, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
hansk_olof_tarkir: EHHRRRBEEERRRGHG
Alas_Babylon: @BrowneePoints I've been hoping to find a halfway decent mod that adds tabaxi, I assume that's included?
an_archist2: the bontument
Earthenone:
monument, are you SURE you arent looping ben? 
LRRbot: Burnished Hart [3] | Artifact Creature — Elk [2/2] | {3}, Sacrifice Burnished Hart: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Gekyouryuu: "wait, that land taps for two mana?!" "no, it taps for TOMB mana." "....oh, that's less distressing."
Dog_of_Myth:
Veste: The Uncommon Artifact You Probably Didnt Expect Was Five Dollars, Bontu's Monument
flatluigi: bontu's monument is the card that would make me concede when acerak would get played in brawl
r10pez10: oh hart got reprinted
BrowneePoints: @Alas_Babylon I think so!
deepcavernbat: Nice cards you all have there
Alas_Babylon: @BrowneePoints pog, got a link?
LRRbot: Varis, Silverymoon Ranger [1GG] | Legendary Creature — Human Elf Ranger [3/3] | Reach, ward {1} / Whenever you cast a creature or planeswalker spell, venture into the dungeon. This ability triggers only once each turn. / Whenever you complete a dungeon, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
r10pez10: Rangerymoon Silver
Gekyouryuu: "by the light~" "by the light! by the light!" "of the silverymoon~"
LRRbot: Nadaar, Selfless Paladin [2W] | Legendary Creature — Dragon Knight [3/3] | Vigilance / Whenever Nadaar, Selfless Paladin enters the battlefield or attacks, venture into the dungeon. / Other creatures you control get +1/+1 as long as you've completed a dungeon.
DeM0nFiRe:
KidAmn: The Friday Night Ben Fight
couchboyj: He knows the decks, get him!
HadesLeprechaun: They remember the last easy-to-combo black deck, haha
superdude097: Initiative is the Undercity
morderschatten subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 21 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, morderschatten! (Today's storm count: 47)
HadesLeprechaun: They have decided all dungeons will be the big dungeon
an_archist2: the beej dungeon
TriforceDrummer: I'm excited to brew initiative with the new Obeka
hansk_olof_tarkir: Love me some big Dungeons
Alas_Babylon: @TriforceDrummer That is going to be *disgusting*
LRRbot: Gemstone Caverns | Legendary Land | If Gemstone Caverns is in your opening hand and you're not the starting player, you may begin the game with Gemstone Caverns on the battlefield with a luck counter on it. If you do, exile a card from your hand. / {T}: Add {C}. If Gemstone Caverns has a luck counter on it, instead add one mana of any color.
MTGRanger: @an_archist2 actually letting Beej design a megadungeon would be an amazing idea
LRRbot: Acererak the Archlich [2B] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard [5/5] | When Acererak the Archlich enters the battlefield, if you haven't completed Tomb of Annihilation, return Acererak the Archlich to its owner's hand and venture into the dungeon. / Whenever Acererak the Archlich attacks, for each opponent, you create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token unless that player sacrifices a creature.
BrowneePoints: @Alas_Babylon Fantastical Multiverse
r10pez10: i'm thankful caverns still at least taps for mana
korvys: Aceracera, whatever will be will be
raulghoulia: @TriforceDrummer dammit you're right. I can't stop brewing Grixis
TriforceDrummer: @Alas_Babylon I saw it on Twitter and just freaked about. I have a Sefris deck, but now I'll get to use the Red Initiative cards!
wrapscalion subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 33 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, wrapscalion! (Today's storm count: 48)
VecTron7:
HadesLeprechaun: It rolls off the tongue much worse, but there is an extra 'er' in Acererak
BrowneePoints:
Acererak is one of my fave D&D villains. Also found out last year apparently his name is "Ah-sair-rack" after looking in my Tomb of Annihilation book
Welbog: Keep the knights away from Graham after last EDSC.
uchihab7: asscrack !
superdude097: Bayou
LRRbot: Find the Path [2G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant land / When Find the Path enters the battlefield, venture into the dungeon. / Enchanted land has "{T}: Add {G}{G}."
tehfewl: that looked like james's face
tehfewl: or am i crazy
m1gr3nA:
it's called a bayou
superdude097: @tehfewl It does, but James' actual pixle face looks even more like James
tehfewl: fair
Saintnex:
vs 
Blackaddicus subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 32 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Blackaddicus! (Today's storm count: 49)
tehfewl: ah ha
theamc2000: hi lrr
Dog_of_Myth:
werth_it subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 11 months, currently on a 7 month streak!
werth_it: fav combo
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, werth_it! (Today's storm count: 50)
Pharmacistjudge: oh goodness
KidAmn: get the Brawndo in
LoadingReadyRun:
in pixel form, all us bearded white guys kinda look the same 
LRRbot: Seasoned Dungeoneer [3W] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/4] | When Seasoned Dungeoneer enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / Whenever you attack, target attacking Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, or Wizard gains protection from creatures until end of turn. It explores.
tehfewl: seezy deezy
tehfewl: my boy
cdbbpc subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 74 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, cdbbpc! (Today's storm count: 51)
Alas_Babylon: @BrowneePoints Looking at the update page, looks like all the beastfolk are being worked on lol, rip
Jean_Jacques_EB subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 61 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Jean_Jacques_EB! (Today's storm count: 52)
HadesLeprechaun: hama
Tzimisce_Joe: lol
Bugberry: Hama Pashar doesn't make you go through dungeons quicker, she just doubles the effects of rooms you venture into
Diabore: gives you half of a vivien reid emblem
r10pez10: it wipes your stuff but no one elses?
Bugberry: !card hama pashar
LRRbot: Hama Pashar, Ruin Seeker [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [2/3] | Room abilities of dungeons you own trigger an additional time.
LRRbot: Dread Presence [3B] | Creature — Nightmare [3/3] | Whenever a Swamp enters the battlefield under your control, choose one — / • You draw a card and you lose 1 life. / • Dread Presence deals 2 damage to any target and you gain 2 life.
Rogue_07: Are we cool to make pithy BG3 references that get more spoilery as we get through the dungeons?
r10pez10: wait they're all swamps
SocraticMethod: -5/-5 until EoT
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @Rogue_07 Please don't.
Pharmacistjudge: the dungeon itself has alot of spoilers
Malkmaven1176 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 25 months!
Malkmaven1176: Is it "Noot Noot" phase yet?
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Malkmaven1176! (Today's storm count: 53)
c00pah subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 72 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, c00pah! (Today's storm count: 54)
DarknessKingCoH: The second half of Seasoned Dungeoneer is real good btw
LRRbot: Acererak the Archlich [2B] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard [5/5] | When Acererak the Archlich enters the battlefield, if you haven't completed Tomb of Annihilation, return Acererak the Archlich to its owner's hand and venture into the dungeon. / Whenever Acererak the Archlich attacks, for each opponent, you create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token unless that player sacrifices a creature.
spawnofhastur: i'm amused that the karlach card got bought out because a bunch of people are (rightfully) super thirsty for her.
tehfewl: they are just kinda words with no real context
tehfewl: but yeah, could be spoilery
Diabore: and now, like peggle, hard turn left at every chance
Diabore: peglin*
r10pez10: oh no mana geyser
LRRbot: Mana Geyser [3RR] | Sorcery | Add {R} for each tapped land your opponents control.
r10pez10: what's the storm count gonna be
BrowneePoints: The Tomb of Annihilation book says it's "ah-SAIR-ahk"
Dog_of_Myth:
Diabore: holy moly
Saintnex: oh boy
Bugberry: classic Mirrodin
HadesLeprechaun: love a mana geyser in commander
CryptiEX: So what's beeg dungo? Googling it gave me some uhh interesting results
bammayhem subscribed with Prime.
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, bammayhem! (Today's storm count: 55)
IbunWest:
RaklarLS: just think of that one song Asereje
Juliamon: CryptiEX Big Dungeon
LRRbot: Needletooth Raptor [3R] | Creature — Dinosaur [2/2] | Enrage — Whenever Needletooth Raptor is dealt damage, it deals 5 damage to target creature an opponent controls.
korvys: Beej dungo, on the other hand...
flatluigi: we should probably just say 'big dungeon' since it's gotten a few people now
r10pez10: now i *want* to google it
LRRbot: Pyrohemia [2RR] | Enchantment | At the beginning of the end step, if no creatures are on the battlefield, sacrifice Pyrohemia. / {R}: Pyrohemia deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.
itsr67: hell yeah
bytecaster: The actual name is Beeeg Dungo Esquire.
Dog_of_Myth: Yes Nelson Yes
MichaelSnowbird: go go Nellie
KidAmn: I googled it and google asked me if I meant "Big Dango" which sounds more like Sidewalk Slam content
DHAnsgar: One day, I will Pyrohemia with a Soul Scar Mage on the field...
Juliamon: Big Dango sounds delicious
Rogue_07: @KidAmn now I want some dango
CryptiEX: @KidAmn It didn't even ask me what I meant, it just went straight to the porn
an_archist2: i wish they printed more things in the planar chaos frame
Bugberry: The color breaks from Planar Chaos were neat, but the color corrections were especially fun.
r10pez10: there might be a crib swap
theamc2000: I like this big dungeon paper
Pharmacistjudge: planar chaos had bends, not real breaks
dumbo3k: I'm pretty sure plant type is resistant to shock though
kevsta47: A shocking development would be a Plains Forest
LoadingReadyRun:
FWIW, I *also* googled "Beeg Dungo" when this stream was originally proposed because I didn't know what it meant
SocraticMethod: I keep reading that one room in the dungeon as "Gymforge" with appropriate mental image of gymbros in moria lifting iron to forge
Bugberry: Thunder Junction seems to be upping the number of White Rogues by a lot. Surprisingly relevant for Party decks.
Gadora: @CryptiEX I googled it on a non-Google search engine and it just told me about a light novel with a long name.
LRRbot: Kenrith's Transformation [1G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When Kenrith's Transformation enters the battlefield, draw a card. / Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a green Elk creature with base power and toughness 3/3.
Punspector subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 66 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Punspector! (Today's storm count: 56)
Bugberry: @Pharmacistjudge PC had plenty of breaks.
r10pez10: my PC breaks all the time
bytecaster: It's nice to see some real dungo crawling on stream today.
Mangledpixel: That's some fine dungeing
jessieimproved: This time I'll hold the ball still I swear
Saintnex:
btw, do we have access to the deck lists? they seem really fun 
LRRbot: Acclaimed Contender [2W] | Creature — Human Knight [3/3] | When Acclaimed Contender enters the battlefield, if you control another Knight, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a Knight, Aura, Equipment, or legendary artifact card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
CryptiEX: Oohh, that's what you mean by big dungeon
cheshire_creeper: what is beeg dungo
cmdrud87: look at the bottom 5 cards of your library
theamc2000: @cheshire_creeper big dungeon
an_archist2: haakon pretty good
TimIAm: Especially when all their horses fly
Wonderdoc: i just got here whats Beeg Dungo?
JinaMahavira: Mardu knight is very fun, can confirm
Bugberry: !card knight exemplar
LRRbot: Knight Exemplar [1WW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | First strike / Other Knight creatures you control get +1/+1 and have indestructible.
Juliamon: Big Dungeon
HadesLeprechaun: there's also that kithkin that gives them all double strike
LRRbot: Armored Skyhunter [3W] | Creature — Cat Knight [3/3] | Flying / Whenever Armored Skyhunter attacks, look at the top six cards of your library. You may put an Aura or Equipment card from among them onto the battlefield. If an Equipment is put onto the battlefield this way, you may attach it to a creature you control. Put the rest of those cards on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Metric_Furlong:
@Wonderdoc he's a Star Wars character
Fanklok: Haakon and Crib Swap are one of my favorite things to do
TriforceDrummer: But it also has to look at the top 7 cards to find it
BrowneePoints: Kinsbaile Cavalier I think
bytecaster: Beeeg Dungo shot first
TimIAm: Beeg Dungo absolutely sounds like a phrase from a Crap Shot
BrowneePoints: !card Kinsbaile Cava
LRRbot: Kinsbaile Cavalier [3W] | Creature — Kithkin Knight [2/2] | Knight creatures you control have double strike.
Dog_of_Myth: Good Engagement
CryptiEX: Hey worked on me
cmdrud87: now, I wanna see Beej Dungo
TimIAm: The Duplicitous Beeg Dungo is a good bad name
TimIAm: *band
LastCenturion: is Beeg Dungo related to Max Rebo?
superdude097: @Wonderdoc For D&D's 50th anniversary, WotC made a special dungeon for an MTG event that's based on BG3
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to beeg! They have given 2336 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, beeg! (Today's storm count: 57)
LRRbot: Acererak the Archlich [2B] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard [5/5] | When Acererak the Archlich enters the battlefield, if you haven't completed Tomb of Annihilation, return Acererak the Archlich to its owner's hand and venture into the dungeon. / Whenever Acererak the Archlich attacks, for each opponent, you create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token unless that player sacrifices a creature.
LoadingReadyRun: In Star Wars it would be Be'Eg Dungo
DeM0nFiRe gifted a Tier 1 sub to dungo! They have given 2337 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, dungo! (Today's storm count: 58)
mellow_seducer: I have when my dog does a Beeg Dungo
mellow_seducer: Hate*
Ashimablackraven subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 26 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Ashimablackraven! (Today's storm count: 59)
Desruprot: toll house? does it have cookies?
theamc2000: cmon snake yes
r10pez10: !dungo
Pharmacistjudge: wow a dungo command
Dog_of_Myth: Nice work on that command
flatluigi: the thing with acererak as commander is that i think it's always optimal to just loop your commander
TriforceDrummer: That helps Ben get to the emblem as the final room if they want too
Juliamon: Gauntlet of Shar not doing any self-damage for some reason
LRRbot: Eye of Vecna [2] | Legendary Artifact | When Eye of Vecna enters the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 2 life. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {2}. If you do, you draw a card and you lose 2 life.
r10pez10: the big toe of vecna
HadesLeprechaun: yeah I think in this all-dungeon meta, the commander that loops zooming through the super-powered dungeon is going to be very strong
Dog_of_Myth: Where's the Head of Vecna?
korvys: The one about the avacados?
LRRbot: Defiler of Flesh [2BB] | Creature — Phyrexian Horror [4/4] | Menace / As an additional cost to cast black permanent spells, you may pay 2 life. Those spells cost {B} less to cast if you paid life this way. This effect reduces only the amount of black mana you pay. / Whenever you cast a black permanent spell, target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains menace until end of turn.
BrowneePoints: the best part is A-cere-rak and Vecna haaaaaaaaaaaaaaate each other
BrowneePoints: Dueling Archliches!
micalovits: Please don't defile my flesh
flatluigi: acererak now costs one mana
OrionPax21 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 100 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, OrionPax21! (Today's storm count: 60)
TrueNateNemesis: bontonument reduction!
korvys: Got a Jet medallion?
LRRbot: Dockside Extortionist [1R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [1/2] | When Dockside Extortionist enters the battlefield, create X Treasure tokens, where X is the number of artifacts and enchantments your opponents control.
r10pez10: geyser and extortionist in the same game, too
levon7_: @korvys bontu's monument
HadesLeprechaun: yeah Ben gets to go through the dungeon as many times as he has mana
A_Dub888: Is it safe to expose one's dungo on stream?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Only getting back 3.5x your mana? Not the best Dockside.
LastCenturion: and it's a creature so you can blink or bounce it
m1gr3nA: @levon7_ no no ben might have medallion in addition to monument in deck
levon7_: @m1gr3nA oh sorry, thought you asked if he had it on board
journojared subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 49 months!
journojared: this space intentionally left blank
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, journojared! (Today's storm count: 61)
HadesLeprechaun: Pyrohemia over and over!
m1gr3nA:
@levon7_ nah, people are speculating what other infinite loops ben can have
couchboyj: Nelson has something to say about who the problem is
nightsreach: you are goated nelson
Pharmacistjudge: correct
r10pez10: every time i hear someone say mono red is straightforward i think of things like this
InfiniTokens: Evening, folks!
CryptiEX: @r10pez10 I dunno, deal damage when dealt damage, seems pretty straightfoward to me
LRRbot: Guardian Augmenter [2G] | Creature — Troll Wizard [2/2] | Flash / Commander creatures you control get +2/+2. / Commanders you control have hexproof.
r10pez10: !card return to nature
LRRbot: Return to Nature [1G] | Instant | Choose one — / • Destroy target artifact. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Exile target card from a graveyard.
LRRbot: Return to Nature [1G] | Instant | Choose one — / • Destroy target artifact. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Exile target card from a graveyard.
Desdae: Wasn't RTN in response to the damage?
an_archist2: Jim Forge
raulghoulia: don't mess around with Jim
micalovits: Sure is a good place to get swool
Pywodwagon: @loadingreadyrun I’m late getting back to this but nellys equipment will use last known info for all the triggers
Egotistical_DSO: What is Beeg Dungo Commander?
r10pez10: !dungo
Pharmacistjudge: I got it Pywo
r10pez10: judge fight
LRRbot: Unexpected Windfall [2RR] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards and create two Treasure tokens.
HadesLeprechaun: @Pywodwagon so could he spend like all 7 treasure and even though his commander would be dead after 3, he'd still get to throw 9 damage around 7 times, or would it only go up to 3?
Pharmacistjudge: we agree, so more a race than a fight
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Did Nelson dome someone for the combat Pyrohemia activation?
SirPlumpy: didn't Zalto get blocked by the knight so no commander damage?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Trample
superdude097: @Dread_Pirate_Westley He hit Ben
SirPlumpy: AH
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Thanks
TimIAm: That certainly was a sentence
r10pez10: hahahaha
Dog_of_Myth:
sporkraptor: ben XD
SirPlumpy: I'm glad my name can cause laughs lmao
r10pez10: sure ben, sure
r10pez10: !clip
LRRbot:
If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
raulghoulia: maclunkey!
Pseudonym_Ken subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 95 months, currently on a 95 month streak!
Pseudonym_Ken: So very long
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Pseudonym_Ken! (Today's storm count: 62)
corpocracy: Here on Beeg Dungo night
MTGRanger: the loadingreadyrun entertainment super-network truly has it all
flatluigi: he was credited for his work in a book
Pharmacistjudge: and yes, nelly you did play a land, i checked the vod
Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to trumple! They have given 1441 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, trumple! (Today's storm count: 63)
r10pez10: time travelling chat judges
Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to r10pez10! They have given 1442 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, r10pez10! (Today's storm count: 64)
Pharmacistjudge: i'm the person who tends to do the VoD checks on the PPR too
LRRbot: Nightpack Ambusher [2GG] | Creature — Wolf [4/4] | Flash / Other Wolves and Werewolves you control get +1/+1. / At the beginning of your end step, if you didn't cast a spell this turn, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
r10pez10: aw thanks dog of myth
Dog_of_Myth:
MTGRanger: that’s the mono-green war cry Graham’s making
BrowneePoints: Go Hanks with the Yanks
BrowneePoints: Dangit Bobby
Mattmitchell45: !decks
r10pez10: Pharmacistjudge o7
TheMadS8nt: dare I ask what Beeg Dungo is?
BrowneePoints: buwt dwagons hoawd goad
r10pez10: !dungo
Pharmacistjudge: !dungo
neylok7575: its really useful nelson brought his sack of gold bulllion for this
ChaoticObserver: @TheMadS8nt Don't worry about it, Everything is Fine.
theblakdeth: Hi everyone! just checking in before hitting the vod
LastCenturion: I think it's Waterdeep money?
Pharmacistjudge: oops, i'll leave that to the mods to do
DeM0nFiRe:
r10pez10: nah feel free if we happen to step away
Dog_of_Myth: hhaaha
Wonderdoc: Since there was no info yet: will there be nicknames for MKM?
r10pez10: sideways simpsons ref got G good
LRRbot: Armored Skyhunter [3W] | Creature — Cat Knight [3/3] | Flying / Whenever Armored Skyhunter attacks, look at the top six cards of your library. You may put an Aura or Equipment card from among them onto the battlefield. If an Equipment is put onto the battlefield this way, you may attach it to a creature you control. Put the rest of those cards on the bottom of your library in a random order.
MichaelSnowbird: pretty good lol
laikagoat:
ao3 is still down 
LRRbot: Acererak the Archlich [2B] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard [5/5] | When Acererak the Archlich enters the battlefield, if you haven't completed Tomb of Annihilation, return Acererak the Archlich to its owner's hand and venture into the dungeon. / Whenever Acererak the Archlich attacks, for each opponent, you create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token unless that player sacrifices a creature.
r10pez10: !addquote [Now] (Nelson) I never thought hamburgers eating people would be so sexy!
LRRbot: New quote #8955: "(Nelson) I never thought hamburgers eating people would be so sexy!" [2024-03-29]
Pharmacistjudge: I wish there was a "head of vecna" card that makes you lose the game.
SocraticMethod: @laikagoat It should be up. Maybe try clearing browser cache?
r10pez10: !modquote 8955 (Nelson) [Now] I never thought hamburgers eating people would be so sexy!
LRRbot: Modified quote #8955: "I never thought hamburgers eating people would be so sexy!" —Nelson [2024-03-29]
laikagoat: @SocraticMethod so it is, weird
Zjivarra:
is it me or is thunder junction like an unset? UNder junction ?
r10pez10: four lands baybee
iris_of_ether:
flatluigi: i mean, can ben just go through the entire dungeon again now
SocraticMethod:
LRRbot: Blood Pet [B] | Creature — Thrull [1/1] | Sacrifice Blood Pet: Add {B}.
r10pez10: holy shit blood pet
cmdrud87: that could have gone so much worse
Akaiatana: Heard: Ashnod's Ulcer
tehfewl: love a blood pet
LRRbot: Ashnod's Altar [3] | Artifact | Sacrifice a creature: Add {C}{C}.
Jensling: oh, so its like a triple yuriko trigger
Pharmacistjudge:
KakuEpsilon subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 41 months!
KakuEpsilon: Huzzah months
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, KakuEpsilon! (Today's storm count: 65)
TriforceDrummer: It's really just everyone lost a life because Ben paid 2 to cast it
Akaiatana: Blood Pet is tempest
RaklarLS: it's from the Rath cycle.
A_Dub888: He's just a little guy
LRRbot: Acererak the Archlich [2B] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard [5/5] | When Acererak the Archlich enters the battlefield, if you haven't completed Tomb of Annihilation, return Acererak the Archlich to its owner's hand and venture into the dungeon. / Whenever Acererak the Archlich attacks, for each opponent, you create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token unless that player sacrifices a creature.
RaklarLS: yeah, tempest
MTGRanger: but both are thrulls and therefore awesome
HadesLeprechaun: Goes in Shirei commander decks
A_Dub888: How does Ben keep getting onto Nautiloid ships?
korvys: !card defiler
LRRbot: Found 11 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
Pharmacistjudge: because people keep shipping ben with a mind flayer
Akaiatana: @A_Dub888 He's on the Nauti list
raulghoulia: !card nautiloid
LRRbot: Nautiloid Ship [4] | Artifact — Vehicle [5/5] | Flying / When Nautiloid Ship enters the battlefield, exile target player's graveyard. / Whenever Nautiloid Ship deals combat damage to a player, you may put a creature card exiled with Nautiloid Ship onto the battlefield under your control. / Crew 3
Bugberry: racking up those frequent flier miles
TriforceDrummer: Wheeeeeeee
Jadaris: @Akaiatana wow.
SirPlumpy: each time Ben crash lands he is doing it on a new save file lol
A_Dub888: @Akaiatana I hate it, well done
HadesLeprechaun: he also gets the room that just does 5 damage to each opponent
LRRbot: Sign in Blood [BB] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
TriforceDrummer:
roastbeefsandwitch: what format is this?
WiJohn: I got here just in time to report a crime!
flatluigi: if he ventures one more time he nugs everyone for 5
SeaDiegoFC: I will never not love to see a sign in blood kill
Mangledpixel: Ben just BLJing through the dungeon
Desruprot:
flatluigi: acererak: still terrifying
Gongaspike:
that was nasty Ben
SeaDiegoFC: That dungo be beeg
MTGRanger: did Graham say “Dungo Away”?
Saintnex: yea, the mono black deck seems sweet
ThePixelSavage: we need a new roadquest ...
HadesLeprechaun: and Ben said he didn't even put in the easy infinites, of which there are several for Acererak
Jensling: So... is the rule that they *must* always go beeg dungo, or could Acerak choose to go to Annihilation just to nerf himself?
Pharmacistjudge: must go to beeg dungo
SirPlumpy: must beeg dungo
Teslamat: @roastbeefsandwitch Commander but with the Baldurts gate over sized dungeon that was part of an event
MTGRanger: @hadesleprechaun well technically that wasn’t infinite, just enough
HadesLeprechaun: they said all dungeons will be beeg tonight
SeaDiegoFC: I need to build an Acererak deck, my playgroup already hates me enough so why not
Dog_of_Myth: Had to step away, Who won the game?
HadesLeprechaun: yeah, I'm just saying he was scary here, he can be even scarier
Mattmitchell45: Ian's gonna play Wanted:Dead? What a delight
Pharmacistjudge: Ben speedran dungeon with Acerak and won
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
Dog_of_Myth: Also, Thanks Pharmacistjudge
QuixoticScrivener: I searched “Beeg Dungo” and found a manga that is surprisingly not and isekai: “Suppose a Kid from the Last Dungeon Boonies Moved to a Starter Town”.
tehfewl: ive read that isekai, its fine
Pharmacistjudge: I have to make a decision...do I try to make something fancy for tomorrow's judge meeting...or make something simple...or just buy doughnuts
FrozenNitrogen: How long until we get Beeg Beej Dungeon?
Pharmacistjudge: I think whenever someone in chat makes it
ShaneLeeAtk: A good doughnut is hard to beat
Mattmitchell45: @Pharmacistjudge Very thoughtful
Akaiatana: @Pharmacistjudge If you want to be really spicy: get doughnuts from four different places and then say you made them.
QuixoticScrivener: @pharmacistjudge why not poutine?
Pharmacistjudge: we are going out to eat, so I think the thought is to bring sweets
Pharmacistjudge: I was going to make a Sushi bake platter
Pharmacistjudge: I just need to decide fancy or not soon. cause lemon bars take a bit to make. and I need to buy alot of lemons
zeathean: Good fun have luck
sonic_danno subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 65 months!
roastbeefsandwitch: huh, a Zalto deck. I played venture decks in that Standard quite a bit, but I never made him work. I think the much lower volume of targeted removal in Commander might actually make him playable with +0/+X equipment.
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, sonic_danno! (Today's storm count: 66)
Serpens77:
@Pharmacistjudge that someone could even be YOU!
CaptainSpam: Next up, a Desert Bus dungeon.
VazSun: Cam.
LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
LRRbot: Rhonas's Monument [3] | Legendary Artifact | Green creature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Whenever you cast a creature spell, target creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.
tehfewl: the Rhonument
Fanklok: The elegant way to be clumsy and unrefined
A_Dub888: Benjamin "Monumental" Ulmer
BrowneePoints: Deicide
BrowneePoints: or something
Wonderdoc: if Rhonas had a sister, would her name be Rhonda?
Bugberry: Hour of GLory
BrowneePoints: it was the art of scorpion god bodying him
tehfewl: the sting one
itsr67: hour of somethin
tehfewl: hour of glory
Bugberry: !card hour of glory
LRRbot: Hour of Glory [3B] | Instant | Exile target creature. If that creature was a God, its controller reveals their hand and exiles all cards from it with the same name as that creature.
BrowneePoints: there you go hour of glory
tehfewl: thats the one
bondeulv: oh, it's the Hour of Glory yea
Bugberry: really bad massage
Wonderdoc: no not the shoulder message!
Fruan: I believe that's his temple thing
Pharmacistjudge: the roadquest dungeon might involve stickers
LRRbot: Varis, Silverymoon Ranger [1GG] | Legendary Creature — Human Elf Ranger [3/3] | Reach, ward {1} / Whenever you cast a creature or planeswalker spell, venture into the dungeon. This ability triggers only once each turn. / Whenever you complete a dungeon, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
tehfewl: the Fursuit vehicle
Akaiatana: Rhonas' O'rub'oros.
LRRbot: Stirring Bard [3R] | Creature — Dragon Bard [0/4] | Defender / When Stirring Bard enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / Mantle of Inspiration — {T}: Target creature gains menace and haste until end of turn.
TheWriterAleph: string bird?
LRRbot: Basilisk Collar [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has deathtouch and lifelink. / Equip {2}
tehfewl: does that mean its music is really good or really bad?
roastbeefsandwitch: Stirring Bard is actually amazing. I play in in UR Dragons. All those X/4 and X/5 blockers that give you the Initiative hold it down quite well. And a common no less, with Haste if you need it!
theamc2000: dog collar
Pharmacistjudge: stirring bard...please make sure this risotto is smooth
mellow_seducer: Beeg Dungo looks really fun.
TrueNateNemesis: naw, daag
mellow_seducer: Might do it with my group
LRRbot: Soul Shatter [2B] | Instant | Each opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker with the highest mana value among creatures and planeswalkers they control.
micalovits: So rude
LRRbot: Myriad Landscape | Land | Myriad Landscape enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Myriad Landscape: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Varis, Silverymoon Ranger [1GG] | Legendary Creature — Human Elf Ranger [3/3] | Reach, ward {1} / Whenever you cast a creature or planeswalker spell, venture into the dungeon. This ability triggers only once each turn. / Whenever you complete a dungeon, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
LRRbot: Passageway Seer [3B] | Creature — Tiefling Warlock [2/2] | Lifelink / When Passageway Seer enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / At the beginning of your end step, if you have the initiative, put a +1/+1 counter on Passageway Seer.
SeaDiegoFC:
Glad Serge is back and where he wants to be!
LRRbot: Zalto, Fire Giant Duke [3RR] | Legendary Creature — Giant Barbarian [7/3] | Trample / Whenever Zalto, Fire Giant Duke is dealt damage, venture into the dungeon.
LRRbot: Planar Ally [3WW] | Creature — Angel [3/3] | Flying / Whenever Planar Ally attacks, venture into the dungeon.
LRRbot: Rishkar's Expertise [4GG] | Sorcery | Draw cards equal to the greatest power among creatures you control. / You may cast a spell with mana value 5 or less from your hand without paying its mana cost.
LRRbot: Arbor Elf [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Untap target Forest.
Dog_of_Myth: Powerful Magic
an_archist2: that's commander damage too
theamc2000: top bottom bottom
micalovits: I would not drink the tea in that tea house
HadesLeprechaun: heart of the Tardis
LRRbot: Acererak the Archlich [2B] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard [5/5] | When Acererak the Archlich enters the battlefield, if you haven't completed Tomb of Annihilation, return Acererak the Archlich to its owner's hand and venture into the dungeon. / Whenever Acererak the Archlich attacks, for each opponent, you create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token unless that player sacrifices a creature.
BrowneePoints: yep that's the who butthole sol ring
micalovits: Totally safe tea TM
A_Dub888: (Don't ask about the tea)
DMGlol:
they're doing the bg3 dungeon but no one playing any of the bg3 legends 
lightfut: I'm at the combination crash landing tea house
BrowneePoints: i'm in the mountain pass
micalovits: !list
BrowneePoints: i'm in the friday night
BrowneePoints: i'm in the combination
micalovits: or is it
micalovits: !decks
theamc2000: but he played a swamp and continued with his turn
Pharmacistjudge: Acererak is a part time adventurer
A_Dub888: Gary's back on the tomb again
HadesLeprechaun: yeeeaaah that one has super cool ones
micalovits: The black deck has Shart! So atleast one BG3 companion
theamc2000: fallout ha d a robot who was sad
wastetalent subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 32 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, wastetalent! (Today's storm count: 67)
Wonderdoc: Graham asking for help with budget but except of candles its 20k for sad robot versions
LRRbot: Mask of Memory [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw two cards. If you do, discard a card. / Equip {1}
korvys: ✊
LRRbot: Your Temple Is Under Attack [2W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Pray for Protection — Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. / • Strike a Deal — You and target opponent each draw two cards.
LRRbot: Danitha Capashen, Paragon [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | First strike, vigilance, lifelink / Aura and Equipment spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Heefnoff: I would like to cast "Have a good day" targeting chat
Heefnoff: Gotem
JinaMahavira: D:
Pharmacistjudge: people don't like Pepsi-man Sad Robot?
theamc2000: the winner art looks smug
an_archist2: ad hominem
DMGlol: in the mountains...
HadesLeprechaun: the Doctor Who one has a sad face, the Fallout one doesn't have an expression but still feels kinda sad
LRRbot: Jungle Basin | Land | Jungle Basin enters the battlefield tapped. / When Jungle Basin enters the battlefield, sacrifice it unless you return an untapped Forest you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {C}{G}.
Pharmacistjudge: Solemn was proposed to be a blue green card...and in development it became colorless
hiFunko: Solemn Simulacrum looks like the Fallout doll grew up
LastCenturion: I like Pepsi man sad robot pharmacist judge
Bugberry: I'm not as big on the recent Solemn art they've been using for reprints, I'm partial to the one that looks like pepsi-man.
LRRbot: Defiler of Flesh [2BB] | Creature — Phyrexian Horror [4/4] | Menace / As an additional cost to cast black permanent spells, you may pay 2 life. Those spells cost {B} less to cast if you paid life this way. This effect reduces only the amount of black mana you pay. / Whenever you cast a black permanent spell, target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains menace until end of turn.
Pharmacistjudge: well, Metal Gear Sad Robot is sad due to other reasons
Dog_of_Myth: I like all the arts they have used for Sad Robot.
LRRbot: Sheoldred, the Apocalypse [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor [4/5] | Deathtouch / Whenever you draw a card, you gain 2 life. / Whenever an opponent draws a card, they lose 2 life.
Diabore: PANIC
Dog_of_Myth: She's here.....
Wonderdoc: defiler? i hardly know er (sorry)
BrowneePoints: no, Defiler works at Derecords Section
SeaDiegoFC: Oh no
LRRbot: Dreadhorde Invasion [1B] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and amass Zombies 1. / Whenever a Zombie token you control with power 6 or greater attacks, it gains lifelink until end of turn.
LRRbot: The Book of Vile Darkness [BBB] | Legendary Artifact | At the beginning of your end step, if you lost 2 or more life this turn, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / {T}, Exile The Book of Vile Darkness and artifacts you control named Eye of Vecna and Hand of Vecna: Create Vecna, a legendary 8/8 black Zombie God creature token with indestructible and all triggered abilities of the exiled cards.
Serpens77: Die Vecna, die!
LRRbot: Spikefield Hazard [R] (back: Spikefield Cave) | Instant | Spikefield Hazard deals 1 damage to any target. If a permanent dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.
LRRbot: Gut Shot [{R/P}] | Instant | Gut Shot deals 1 damage to any target.
theamc2000: ouch my gut
r10pez10: wow gut shot
LRRbot: Chaos Warp [2R] | Instant | The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.
tehfewl: turn 0 casting gut shot on my op turn 1 llanowar elf
e_bloc: why
LRRbot: Command Beacon | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Command Beacon: Put your commander into your hand from the command zone.
Gongaspike: !dungo
LRRbot: Blazing Sunsteel [1R] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0 for each opponent you have. / Whenever equipped creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to any target. / Equip {4}
SirPlumpy: oh i missed the joke lol
SirPlumpy: thanks adhd
LRRbot: Chaos Warp [2R] | Instant | The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.
RoyaltyCoins: came to sir plompy
LRRbot: Mithril Coat [3] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Flash / Indestructible / When Mithril Coat enters the battlefield, attach it to target legendary creature you control. / Equipped creature has indestructible. / Equip {3}
sgowell subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 110 months, currently on a 110 month streak!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, sgowell! (Today's storm count: 68)
LoadingReadyRun:
Cameron just crechein' it
dpj2009:
Imagine that on ragavan 
LRRbot: Unbreakable Formation [2W] | Instant | Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. / Addendum — If you cast this spell during your main phase, put a +1/+1 counter on each of those creatures and they gain vigilance until end of turn.
Fruan: clang!
SirPlumpy: man mithril coat is a banger
Saintnex: yup mithril coat is a hell of a card
Pharmacistjudge: it's a better Darksteel plate
Pharmacistjudge: !card darksteel plate
LRRbot: Darksteel Plate [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Indestructible / Equipped creature has indestructible. / Equip {2}
SirPlumpy: real glad one of my pals traded me it for a karlach/flaming fist deck lol
ShaneLeeAtk: Time for cookies!
sgowell: are the decklists posted?
lightfut: Toll House brings cookies
lightfut: !decks
Mattmitchell45: LOTR Equipment was great, but hurts my wallet
sgowell: thanks @lightfut
Pharmacistjudge: correct
LRRbot: Acclaimed Contender [2W] | Creature — Human Knight [3/3] | When Acclaimed Contender enters the battlefield, if you control another Knight, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a Knight, Aura, Equipment, or legendary artifact card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
dpj2009: I love these cards so far
theamc2000: no knights
SirPlumpy: nadaar and acererak are i think my two fav commanders from afr, but now zalto is creeping up there lol
LRRbot: Guardian Augmenter [2G] | Creature — Troll Wizard [2/2] | Flash / Commander creatures you control get +2/+2. / Commanders you control have hexproof.
Pharmacistjudge: i want to do some landscaping, but I have been overruled on killing the bradford pears in front of the house
Storm297 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months, currently on a 10 month streak!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Storm297! (Today's storm count: 69)
kumatsu: making it up as you Go-lto
ShaneLeeAtk: Bradford pears must die
Darkflame0994: I wonder if some day we'll get a new batching for fighting man creature types (knights, samurai, warriors, soldiers, etc..)
SirPlumpy: if we do @Darkflame0994 i hope its Bungi (plural Bungus)
Pharmacistjudge:
each person needs their own goad token
LRRbot: Acererak the Archlich [2B] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard [5/5] | When Acererak the Archlich enters the battlefield, if you haven't completed Tomb of Annihilation, return Acererak the Archlich to its owner's hand and venture into the dungeon. / Whenever Acererak the Archlich attacks, for each opponent, you create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token unless that player sacrifices a creature.
dpj2009: Accrack is a fine Legend
theamc2000: bye squeak chair
MrSarkhan:
kumatsu: Ben "Squeak on my Butt" Ulmer
theamc2000: hello creaky chair
Dog_of_Myth:
Akaiatana: Hmm, More of that required oil. Probably nothing
micalovits: And Gut!
Bugberry: !card gut
LRRbot: Found 26 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
Jadaris: lol i wonder if the squeaking ben heard was the dungeon door noise
Kadenus: jesus be bhaalin
r10pez10: gut'shot
lightfut: Bhaal don't lie
SirPlumpy: true soul zealot
Bugberry: !card gut, true soul zealot
LRRbot: Gut, True Soul Zealot [2R] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Whenever you attack, you may sacrifice another creature or an artifact. If you do, create a 4/1 black Skeleton creature token with menace that's tapped and attacking. / Choose a Background
Pywodwagon: this is Gut erasure from Ben
LRRbot: Dreadhorde Invasion [1B] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life and amass Zombies 1. / Whenever a Zombie token you control with power 6 or greater attacks, it gains lifelink until end of turn.
Mattmitchell45: Gut, True Soul Zealot
neylok7575: temple of bhaal is life
50keyz: Bhaal shrinkage is unfortunate
Dog_of_Myth:
fjordsword subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 40 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, fjordsword! (Today's storm count: 70)
Darkflame0994: also, for the AFR/BfBG commanders, Tiamat has my heart for being both, well, tiamat and being by my favorite artist (chris rahn). And then Abdel Adrian + Candlekeep Sage for an extremely lorefriendly UW blink deck
Darkflame0994: those re my favorites
LRRbot: Acererak the Archlich [2B] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard [5/5] | When Acererak the Archlich enters the battlefield, if you haven't completed Tomb of Annihilation, return Acererak the Archlich to its owner's hand and venture into the dungeon. / Whenever Acererak the Archlich attacks, for each opponent, you create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token unless that player sacrifices a creature.
BrowneePoints: There's a reason Acererak is a combo kill in Aluren
ThePixelSavage: huh turns out the commander that just lets you get through the dungeon the fastest is an upside in a game with a custom dungeons ...
dpj2009: Big stronk
Pharmacistjudge: Acererak has a new BG3 PB
hidingbox: You have never seen Aluren with this
Darkflame0994: @ThePixelSavage yep. Its ABSURD in my null-green zombie deck, pair acererak with rooftop storm and its just game over
dpj2009: Is Nelly tough enough to enter the tea house?
m1gr3nA:
@hidingbox i have seen kodama of the east tree, it's close enough
SquareDotCube: Isn't Big Dungo something they have in Australia?
LRRbot: Zalto, Fire Giant Duke [3RR] | Legendary Creature — Giant Barbarian [7/3] | Trample / Whenever Zalto, Fire Giant Duke is dealt damage, venture into the dungeon.
Earthenone: Acererak would like to know if you have completed the Tomb of Ahnialation yet
SirPlumpy: Zalto back for the Big Dungo
LRRbot: Armored Skyhunter [3W] | Creature — Cat Knight [3/3] | Flying / Whenever Armored Skyhunter attacks, look at the top six cards of your library. You may put an Aura or Equipment card from among them onto the battlefield. If an Equipment is put onto the battlefield this way, you may attach it to a creature you control. Put the rest of those cards on the bottom of your library in a random order.
couchboyj: That fire giant is back on the escalator
Fruan: Fun fact - the duolingo bird is ALSO a lich
BrowneePoints: Acererak, while being the final boss OF the Tomb, wants to GO there so he can destroy the corporeal forms of the local Chultan Gods and channel the energies to create an Atropal!
Hellishdream: As an adventure? Yes. It was hilariously grim. I played seven different player characters because i kept dying.
50keyz:
@Fruan
micalovits: A what now
kumatsu: all of our phones are its phyalcteries
BrowneePoints: Cuz Acererak views himself above gods
LRRbot: Varis, Silverymoon Ranger [1GG] | Legendary Creature — Human Elf Ranger [3/3] | Reach, ward {1} / Whenever you cast a creature or planeswalker spell, venture into the dungeon. This ability triggers only once each turn. / Whenever you complete a dungeon, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
Pharmacistjudge: as well as archlich Milton Bradley
dpj2009: Invite scrub daddy to small bahl
theamc2000: what is a phalyteryl
Earthenone: somehow "Scrub daddy" dosent seem like a safe google
50keyz: @theamc2000 horcrux
lightfut: Acererak would like to know if you've found our Lord and Savior the Atropal
Fanklok: A scrub daddy is just a sponge
SquareDotCube: A bizarre monment? During DB? Say it ain't so!
Akaiatana: Soul Cage is the new term
Ouzora: one more and they form a zomboni
BrowneePoints: Pathfinder has moved to calling it a Soul Cage
Hellishdream: They keep their Soul in it.
hidingbox: some kind of soul box
BrowneePoints: Phylacteries comes from Judaism
micalovits: No, a Horcrux is a not phylactery
Fe1ix66: I think they also make a scrub mommy
BrowneePoints: so they moved away from it
LRRbot: Acererak the Archlich [2B] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard [5/5] | When Acererak the Archlich enters the battlefield, if you haven't completed Tomb of Annihilation, return Acererak the Archlich to its owner's hand and venture into the dungeon. / Whenever Acererak the Archlich attacks, for each opponent, you create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token unless that player sacrifices a creature.
SirPlumpy: Phylacteries are just LootBoxes stuck in transit
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, lots of early D&D stuff was "Borrowed"
Bugberry: Golems are from Judaism too.
theamc2000: the tefilin?
lirazel64: Thank you, Cam. That always made me uncomfortable.
Dog_of_Myth: Lich got that zoomies
Darkflame0994: a soul cage (formerly philactory but as cam said, not really good to call it that) is any object by which, through a very dark ritual involving many dark and terrible spells, a wizard binds their soul, simultaneously killing them and making them immortal
chumpXL: bring on the solar flares!
ThePixelSavage: "On your left"
lightfut: "on your left"
Pharmacistjudge: Anyone remember Mario Kart when you started Lapping the NPCs?
HasturTheYellow: Soul Cage is the Pathfinder2e replacer for Phylactery, which also stepped away from Golems as a whole with their new Monster Core instead making what *were* Golems as individual Constructs in their own right
Veraphage: Someone needs a blue shell
KWardJenx: On your left...
raulghoulia: was watching a video about how all early rakshasas were based on an episode of an early 70s of an occult detective show that Gary Gygax watched
LRRbot: Defiler of Flesh [2BB] | Creature — Phyrexian Horror [4/4] | Menace / As an additional cost to cast black permanent spells, you may pay 2 life. Those spells cost {B} less to cast if you paid life this way. This effect reduces only the amount of black mana you pay. / Whenever you cast a black permanent spell, target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains menace until end of turn.
Darkflame0994: fun fact, the wizard doesnt have to bind their own soul either, in fact forcibly binding a dragon's soul to a soul cage against their will is how you create a dracolich
Earthenone:
congrats on winning game 3 Graham
korvys: Arch(lich) Enemy
Freezerassasin: Pass the lychy to the left hand side
HasturTheYellow: There's been a recent surge of "How about we make this less problematic, even for things people haven't verbalized a problem with" which is a step in the right direction
lightfut: More big dungo!
HasturTheYellow: Dungo!
BrowneePoints: but yea, in the original Tomb of Horrors Acererak was expecting the adventurers to overthrow him and when he died the ritual would bind him and he'd BECOME the Negative Energy Plane! But the locals started worshipping him to the point of deification so he got cast adrift into the Astral Sea instead!
mitomanox: henlo chat
DeM0nFiRe: Broke: spoons in drawer metaphor. Woke: What commander deck are you capable of piloting right now
mitomanox: is dis beejlander?
Dog_of_Myth: !dungo
HasturTheYellow: It's Dungeonlander with a Beeg Dungo
lirazel64: @mitomanox You might think so, but no.
Sogheim: I want to pilot my WG Lifegain deck, but I will settle for my RG Go Smash deck
ThePixelSavage: @mitomanox everything is beejlander if you dont try hard enough
KaleidoscopeMind: what about a beej dungo?
KaleidoscopeMind: get beej to design a dungeon
Sogheim: Beej makes the dungeon? I dunno...
ThePixelSavage: beej designs the dungeon? hentai dungeon top to bottom with a Princess Auto as the only option for the last floor
Darkflame0994: and then there are also non-evil variants, such as elves of the Undying Court in the Eberron setting, who are a group of elves who at the end of their lives choose lichdom in order to preserve their house/community/ people's knowledge and culture they have accumulated thorughout their lifetime, and serve as basically esteemed elders
Sogheim: who won Game 1?
Earthenone: the lich ben won game 1, the lich nelson won game 2
DeM0nFiRe:
BITs19_: oh...
SirPlumpy: B E E G D U N G O
Mattmitchell45: The Dungeo of Sassiness
Pharmacistjudge: May 17-19
kruudelis subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 127 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, kruudelis! (Today's storm count: 71)
dumbo3k: @Earthenone so we are predicting lich graham will win now?
LRRbot: Bojuka Bog | Land | Bojuka Bog enters the battlefield tapped. / When Bojuka Bog enters the battlefield, exile target player's graveyard. / {T}: Add {B}.
northos: gotem
Pharmacistjudge: Graham committing a crime one turn 1
CaptainSpam: I'm still waiting for Serge to burst into the room and lay down some surprise MtG judgery out of nowhere.
LRRbot: Steelshaper's Gift [W] | Sorcery | Search your library for an Equipment card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Earthenone: if you find the boots you also need to find the fur though
Darkflame0994: can't believe grahamn would just commit a crime on stream so openly like that (I'm joking twitch)
Pharmacistjudge: I think serge is kinda busy
LRRbot: Sword of Fire and Ice [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from red and from blue. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, Sword of Fire and Ice deals 2 damage to any target and you draw a card. / Equip {2}
Alas_Babylon: Acererecked
Mattmitchell45: @Darkflame0994 It did feel targeted (triggering a crime)
northos: kill the undead lich, got it
theamc2000: I would like Graham to grow old
northos: okay Jigpaw
LRRbot: Castle Garenbrig | Land | Castle Garenbrig enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Forest. / {T}: Add {G}. / {2}{G}{G}, {T}: Add six {G}. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells or activate abilities of creatures.
Alas_Babylon: @theamc2000 That'd be ideal, yeah
Darkflame0994: alternatively, if the game lasts 30 minutes the decks could rotate again and everyone get to have fun being the king of liches
LRRbot: Phyrexian Tower | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Add {B}{B}.
LRRbot: Dark Ritual [B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}.
LRRbot: Defiler of Flesh [2BB] | Creature — Phyrexian Horror [4/4] | Menace / As an additional cost to cast black permanent spells, you may pay 2 life. Those spells cost {B} less to cast if you paid life this way. This effect reduces only the amount of black mana you pay. / Whenever you cast a black permanent spell, target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains menace until end of turn.
micalovits: AGAIN?
Akaiatana: Lich King of the Hill
an_archist2: defiler's back on the escalator
Mattmitchell45: i assume they wouldn't be suffering in silence though
Diabore: "2 people suffer from bomb in the brain-" *phone dings* "1 person suffers from bomb in the brain"
Pharmacistjudge:
DeM0nFiRe:
LRRbot: Fire Diamond [2] | Artifact | Fire Diamond enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {R}.
BillTheCat subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 119 months!
BillTheCat:
almost 10 years 
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, BillTheCat! (Today's storm count: 72)
trebuchetboy: Game 4?
LRRbot: Mind Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Mind Stone: Draw a card.
Diabore: diamond tapped
lightfut: Acererak deck go zooooooooom
Kaaannaaa: hey guys, I think this Dark Ritual card might be pretty good
Darkflame0994: ben... why? ( I'm assuming ben built all 4 of these decks XD)
LRRbot: The Book of Vile Darkness [BBB] | Legendary Artifact | At the beginning of your end step, if you lost 2 or more life this turn, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / {T}, Exile The Book of Vile Darkness and artifacts you control named Eye of Vecna and Hand of Vecna: Create Vecna, a legendary 8/8 black Zombie God creature token with indestructible and all triggered abilities of the exiled cards.
trebuchetboy: @Kaaannaaa Nah it's pretty bad in my Naya deck
trebuchetboy: @Darkflame0994 he did
Earthenone: ben made a pretty balanced game of archenemy with these decks
LRRbot: Nadaar, Selfless Paladin [2W] | Legendary Creature — Dragon Knight [3/3] | Vigilance / Whenever Nadaar, Selfless Paladin enters the battlefield or attacks, venture into the dungeon. / Other creatures you control get +1/+1 as long as you've completed a dungeon.
Sogheim: wait the defiler triggers the book? oh no
Diabore: @Sogheim sure does
Kaaannaaa: good call, can only do it once, strictly worse thran dynamo
Darkflame0994: @trebuchetboy then I reiterate... BEN, WHY??? XD
LRRbot: Pyrohemia [2RR] | Enchantment | At the beginning of the end step, if no creatures are on the battlefield, sacrifice Pyrohemia. / {R}: Pyrohemia deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.
Darkflame0994: ahhhhh that makes sense now
Pharmacistjudge: Sanguine Bond Exquisite blood
Earthenone: exquisite blood and sanguine bond
tehfewl: 2 5mana enchants
LRRbot: Varis, Silverymoon Ranger [1GG] | Legendary Creature — Human Elf Ranger [3/3] | Reach, ward {1} / Whenever you cast a creature or planeswalker spell, venture into the dungeon. This ability triggers only once each turn. / Whenever you complete a dungeon, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
shamblingkrenshar: Infinite loop of obliterating people and gaining life
Chichen: Vito and Exquisite Blood too lol
HadesLeprechaun: exquisite blood + a bunch of other black cards that all do what Sanguine Bond does
ztghostie:
I had an abzan tayam aristocrats deck that I ultimately took apart because I kept finding infinite combos
Darkflame0994: and theres like 5 different versions of sanguine bond... 3 of them being vampire creatures and one a GB dryad
Pharmacistjudge: it's mostly Excusitie blood is way too strong. Sanguine bond is reasonable.
Painfully_Dyslexic: haha yeah you'd have to be a monster to play that combo *sweats*
LRRbot: Underdark Explorer [4B] | Creature — Lizard Warrior [5/3] | Menace / When Underdark Explorer enters the battlefield, you take the initiative.
Earthenone: yeah i put them in because i was trying to make an orzhov themed extort deck
Earthenone: and 1/20 games they just go burr
smertmonkey: one of my fav combos is helm of obedience and layline of the void
Darkflame0994: the worst is DIna, the GB dryad. because she can be your commander, and I've run into not an insiginifigant number of people who put exquisite blood in aDina deck not even realizing its an infinite loop
TheBearBee: What kind of Commander is this?
LRRbot: Sword of Fire and Ice [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from red and from blue. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, Sword of Fire and Ice deals 2 damage to any target and you draw a card. / Equip {2}
Pharmacistjudge: I keep hearing Zoltan instead of Zalto
BrowneePoints: I think he’s a slaver?
Chelsea12492 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 12 months!
Chelsea12492: 1 whole year with LRR! Thank you all so much for all of the great content and for being there every time I need a pick me up!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Chelsea12492! (Today's storm count: 73)
Mattmitchell45: Zalto raced through the Arctic to get that girl her medicine
Dog_of_Myth: !dungo
Darkflame0994: Zalto is one of the big bosses in the Storm Kings Thunder Campaign, where the party is trying to stop the giant kingdoms from going to war with "the small folk"
tehfewl: get that tea
Darkflame0994: he was responsible for my 4th ever character death XD
Pharmacistjudge: new speedrun declared Teahouse%
ThePixelSavage:
"Zalto was a warmonger, dreaming to lead his kind at war in the glory of Surtr and Annam. He would sacrifice his family to achieve said goal." - sound pretty evil to me
Kaaannaaa: first in the teahouse, last to never leave...
LRRbot: Bonders' Enclave | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.
an_archist2: friday nights in the teahouse
LRRbot: Stuffy Doll [5] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/1] | Indestructible / As Stuffy Doll enters the battlefield, choose a player. / Whenever Stuffy Doll is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to the chosen player. / {T}: Stuffy Doll deals 1 damage to itself.
TheBearBee: Which room of the dungeon did Beej hide the waifus?
Pharmacistjudge: Grahamothy, the true name?
theamc2000: the tea house
LRRbot: Cultivate [2G] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
BrowneePoints: yea he shows up in the Storm King’s Thunder book, allies with a faction of drow to try and unleash a fire primordial from a legendary lost dwarves city. also ruthless warmonger. @loadingreadyrun
Pharmacistjudge: the 3, 4/1 skeletons are actually waifus
micalovits: In Bhaals temple probably, Orin is a shapeshifter afterall
Freezerassasin: The Bungeon
bytecaster: The beej dungeon is actually just contained in one of his many pockets
korvys: Waifus are stored in the Bhaals?
micalovits: Also Ball jokes
SquareDotCube: I didn't know the Dery place had a basement
LRRbot: Ranger Class [1G] | Enchantment — Class | When Ranger Class enters the battlefield, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token. / {1}{G}: Level 2 / Whenever you attack, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature. / {3}{G}: Level 3 / You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may cast creature spells from the top of your library.
tehfewl: awoo
Dog_of_Myth: @CaptainSpam I second the motion
Fanklok: Beej dungeon sounds like a fun place
Pharmacistjudge: everyone knows that one waifu that defiled the whole anime
TheBearBee: OOOHHH. It's the BEEG dungeon and not the Beej dungeon. That was not a goof. I genuinely misread that
Earthenone: when will they teach animal wifery!
LRRbot: Zombie Ogre [3BB] | Creature — Zombie Ogre [3/5] | At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died this turn, venture into the dungeon.
missmollyjames: Is there a link to the Beej dungeon?
tehfewl: the Zogre
seanmrwick: so these decks that were made by Beej, right?
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
Dog_of_Myth: Ben made these @seanmrwick
50keyz: the printed out dungeon makes it look like Graham is choosing from a wine list
CanPlayGames: JobLyn Manwell Meranda? .... I don't think thats anything
thaigeprime subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 88 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, thaigeprime! (Today's storm count: 74)
133 raiders from benjamin_wheeler have joined!
seanmrwick: @Dog_of_Myth sweet
Pharmacistjudge: welcome rodeo
Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
cronatos:
seanmrwick: oh hey Wheeler!
Pharmacistjudge: Ben...you have NO idea how much I want a way to murder day/night
Marvoleath: !decks
PipeSmokingOwl subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 54 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, PipeSmokingOwl! (Today's storm count: 75)
Serpens77: the gungo: beeg. The thing: hecko
LRRbot: Silverblade Paladin [1WW] | Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Soulbond / As long as Silverblade Paladin is paired with another creature, both creatures have double strike.
Earthenone: they "make relations'
Dog_of_Myth:
@Pharmacistjudge Just blow up the sun. Easy.
Tweygoh: make relationsjipy
LoadingReadyRun: "Defiler of Flesh, what did you do to this temple?"
Dog_of_Myth: !dungo
Pharmacistjudge: May 17-19
DMGlol: Acerack the Archenemy
Earthenone: who knew d&d's 50th aniversary would coincide with sonics 30th aniversary
HadesLeprechaun: Ben built 3 decks and 1 problem
LRRbot: Ruby Medallion [2] | Artifact | Red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Pharmacistjudge: ruby for vigor
Philocalist: Zoom zoom zoom through the dungeon room room room my Fire Giant Duke
LRRbot: Blasphemous Act [8R] | Sorcery | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield. / Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.
micalovits: Boom
Diabore: they back in it yall!
tehfewl: and then?
lightfut: Why use many word when few word do
Earthenone: sofhie and stuffie live
50keyz: TURNS TO DUST
theamc2000: is it the gob o
lightfut: Disguised toast
Diabore: i can only think of the gobbo making sense
Mangledpixel: Which guise?
HadesLeprechaun: it's Chromeshell crab
lightfut: So it's obviously today
trebuchetboy: da gobbo
Earthenone: groucho moustache
LRRbot: Rhonas's Monument [3] | Legendary Artifact | Green creature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Whenever you cast a creature spell, target creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn.
LRRbot: Dungeoneer's Pack [3] | Artifact | Dungeoneer's Pack enters the battlefield tapped. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Dungeoneer's Pack: You take the initiative, gain 3 life, draw a card, and create a Treasure token. Activate only as a sorcery.
Robot_Bones: For suspect I made little amount us dudes to use as counters
Mattmitchell45: Rhona's Monument about to watch themselves get got
Pharmacistjudge: faeries you can clamp
Veshnikard: initiative?
LRRbot: Acererak the Archlich [2B] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Wizard [5/5] | When Acererak the Archlich enters the battlefield, if you haven't completed Tomb of Annihilation, return Acererak the Archlich to its owner's hand and venture into the dungeon. / Whenever Acererak the Archlich attacks, for each opponent, you create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token unless that player sacrifices a creature.
Robot_Bones: Amoug us
LRRbot: Diamond Mare [2] | Artifact Creature — Horse [1/3] | As Diamond Mare enters the battlefield, choose a color. / Whenever you cast a spell of the chosen color, you gain 1 life.
Orxolon: I have a delivery that has Taken a Lot of different weather/Time of day photos of my front door just to say they already been here if they are late
LRRbot: Viscera Seer [B] | Creature — Vampire Wizard [1/1] | Sacrifice a creature: Scry 1.
Mangledpixel: It's only a matter of time before a delivery person uses generative ai to make a here's-where-i-left-the-package image, if it hasn't happened already
Orxolon: I have His phone number,so everything's cool
50keyz: you gained 2 life - you owe the book a skeleton
Foxmar320 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 119 months, currently on a 7 month streak!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Foxmar320! (Today's storm count: 76)
LRRbot: White Plume Adventurer [2W] | Creature — Orc Cleric [3/3] | When White Plume Adventurer enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, untap a creature you control. If you've completed a dungeon, untap all creatures you control instead.
Akaiatana: Time for a skeleton unboxing, Graham
Pharmacistjudge: well we can see graham's teeth easy enough.
Mangledpixel: Unfleshing
bytecaster: That doll is soooo angry now
Robot_Bones: Goading the diamond mare is a wild way to say doing drugs
ekplayscards: Don't mind me. i'm legally obligated to cheer for Nelly, my pizza brother in arms.
Pharmacistjudge: one trigger.
chumpXL: kinda crazy that 3v1 is almost fair with these decks
Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to ekplayscards! They have given 1443 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, ekplayscards! (Today's storm count: 77)
lightfut: Face do be the place
micalovits: Pff, should have shot the Stuffy Doll for style points
LRRbot: Danitha Capashen, Paragon [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | First strike, vigilance, lifelink / Aura and Equipment spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
micalovits: He has! From the mountain pass
Diabore: but g takes another from stuffy right?
SirPlumpy: if only a Lich's Tomb was in the Acererack deck lol
Pharmacistjudge: I checked the vod...you are clear to play that land.
Jadaris: Yeah G should be taking 2 from every pyrohemia
Diabore: should be 11-8
Diabore: goat there
Jadaris: Isn't cam the one who goaded it lol
50keyz: cant attack the person who goaded it
theamc2000: goad, can’t attack cam
Sogheim: goaded, has to attack Graham or Nelson, right?
theamc2000: ty Nelly
HadesLeprechaun: he can deal one damage to itself
Dog_of_Myth: It would be rude not to
northos: "I may and I will!"
LRRbot: Dungeoneer's Pack [3] | Artifact | Dungeoneer's Pack enters the battlefield tapped. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Dungeoneer's Pack: You take the initiative, gain 3 life, draw a card, and create a Treasure token. Activate only as a sorcery.
Pharmacistjudge: if there was only a room that gives -5/-5
Diabore: i was also wondering why you scryed that to the top but figured you had a plan g
theamc2000: Nelly you have many years left
drizztnailo: whats a beeg dungo commander?
HadesLeprechaun: Junk tokens, but they'd be way powerful if they were instant, lol
Earthenone: !beeg dungo
Pharmacistjudge: !dungo
Molator subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 40 months!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Molator! (Today's storm count: 78)
LRRbot: Silverback Elder [2GGG] | Creature — Ape Shaman [5/7] | Whenever you cast a creature spell, choose one — / • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / • Look at the top five cards of your library. You may put a land card from among them onto the battlefield tapped. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / • You gain 4 life.
ThePixelSavage: 2022 green cards ...
Bugberry: Venturing into the Dungeon has lots of implications when it's able to be done easily at instant speed, which is why lots of cards that do that are sorcery speed.
LRRbot: Unearth [B] | Sorcery | Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Cycling {2}
SirPlumpy: the elder is almost as good as Kird Ape
Earthenone: it would need to cost 2-3 less
Bugberry: thankfully rarity doesn't directly equate to power level.
drizztnailo: sheoldred has made me very sad
LRRbot: Eye of Vecna [2] | Legendary Artifact | When Eye of Vecna enters the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 2 life. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {2}. If you do, you draw a card and you lose 2 life.
BrowneePoints: what are the odds one of the big Sword Coast cities has a theme park with a roller coaster named “Acererak’s Heart Attack”
LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
LRRbot: Hand of Vecna [3] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | At the beginning of combat on your turn, equipped creature or a creature you control named Vecna gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand. / Equip—Pay 1 life for each card in your hand. / Equip {2}
Diabore: VECNA
Earthenone: cool vecnology
SirPlumpy: hes here!
trebuchetboy: Building a Vecna
trebuchetboy: pog
Chesul: Time to get Vecnutty!
lightfut: Achievement unlocked
TrueNateNemesis: (running up that hill...)
Sogheim: I've never seen a Vecna token in play
50keyz: ETB draw card lose 2 life as well
drizztnailo: HE DID THE THING
Serpens77: Die Vecna, die!
cronatos: does it get the etb?
Chichen: Honestly Graham won
BrowneePoints: fun fact if you attach the hand or eye you eventually become vecna
niccus: the Epic games achievement sound right
Iluvatardis: cardname refers to the card itself
Ashimablackraven: Just hit 30k dolLRRS
Iluvatardis: it would still do the thing
Chichen: but card name refers to the card
HadesLeprechaun: do you WANT avocados or noooot
SeismicLawns: !card book of vile darkness
LRRbot: The Book of Vile Darkness [BBB] | Legendary Artifact | At the beginning of your end step, if you lost 2 or more life this turn, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token. / {T}, Exile The Book of Vile Darkness and artifacts you control named Eye of Vecna and Hand of Vecna: Create Vecna, a legendary 8/8 black Zombie God creature token with indestructible and all triggered abilities of the exiled cards.
Chesul: I really want to see a deck with both the vecna set and the og kaldra set.
Chichen: YEP
Mattmitchell45: Thank you for reminding me of Two Avocados for $10
LRRbot: Lion Sash [1W] | Artifact Creature — Equipment Cat [1/1] | {W}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a permanent card, put a +1/+1 counter on Lion Sash. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each +1/+1 counter on Lion Sash. / Reconfigure {2}
Diabore: so the deck had 3 bullets this night, a win, a win, and a vecna
TheAwkes: Old cardname changes to be new cardname. Magic rules: sometimes reading the card doesn't explain the card.
Laserbeaks_Fury: You may die, but know that Vecna will live on
LRRbot: Boltbender [3R] | Creature — Goblin Wizard [4/2] | Disguise {1}{R} / When Boltbender is turned face up, you may choose new targets for any number of other spells and/or abilities.
A_Dub888: is this a third game?
lightfut: Gg Graham 🫡
Diabore: oh i didnt know this card existed
HadesLeprechaun: Graham also had a turn 2 Defiler
50keyz: graham won this for sure
50keyz: never seen vecna assembled thats so cool
BrowneePoints: it’s okay, you may die Graham, but Vecna didn’t like you very much anyways
Serpens77: Vecna did actually ahve to get updated slightly to work "correctly"
Bugberry: boltbender is just like bolt bend
BrowneePoints: Vecna exists to get Jobbed
LRRbot: Cloister Gargoyle [2W] | Artifact Creature — Gargoyle [0/4] | When Cloister Gargoyle enters the battlefield, venture into the dungeon. / As long as you've completed a dungeon, Cloister Gargoyle gets +3/+0 and has flying.
Veshnikard: initiative?
Pharmacistjudge: well Vecna worked fine...it was cloning vecna was questionable
SirPlumpy: Graham dying after making Vecna is just how Vecna collects his souls tbh
BrowneePoints: like, Vecna is one of d&d’s greatest villains and gets bodied on the regs
Bugberry: @TheAwkes old Magic cards used to explain basic rules of the game, so sometimes they've explain even more than necessary.
Pharmacistjudge: originally if you cloned vecna, you didn't get all the fun triggered abilities. they errata'd it so you do
LRRbot: Hammer of Nazahn [4] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Whenever Hammer of Nazahn or another Equipment enters the battlefield under your control, you may attach that Equipment to target creature you control. / Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has indestructible. / Equip {4}
LRRbot: Trailblazer's Torch [4] | Artifact — Equipment | When Trailblazer's Torch enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / Whenever equipped creature becomes blocked, it deals 2 damage to each creature blocking it. / Equip {1}
LRRbot: Darksteel Mutation [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature is an Insect artifact creature with base power and toughness 0/1 and has indestructible, and it loses all other abilities, card types, and creature types.
LRRbot: Commander's Sphere [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. / Sacrifice Commander's Sphere: Draw a card.
TrueNateNemesis: party bob room is here to party!
50keyz: wow
ThePixelSavage: wait did we have Nadaar deal combat damage or did we just have his attack trigger?
BrowneePoints: Bhaal wit da Bhaal da dang da dang…
SirPlumpy: Nadaar did not have Tromple
Bugberry: I look forward to the knights that will be in the Final Fantasy set. I bet any Dragoon cards will be type Knight.
DeM0nFiRe:
Diabore: damn ben
LRRbot: Ruby Medallion [2] | Artifact | Red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Saintnex: tbh I feel like Cam would probably win either way atm
LoadingReadyRun: Following the Star Wars clone naming system, the copy of Nadaar would be Nadaaar
LRRbot: Cinderclasm [1R] | Instant | Kicker {R} / Cinderclasm deals 1 damage to each creature. If it was kicked, it deals 2 damage to each creature instead.
Saintnex: !decklist
BrowneePoints: Faerun’s new crappy rap song BhaalwitdaBhaal by Kid Vrock
BrowneePoints: god I’m a dnd dork
SirPlumpy: good
LRRbot: Fiendlash [1R] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has reach. / Whenever equipped creature is dealt damage, it deals damage equal to its power to target player or planeswalker. / Equip {2}{R}
LRRbot: Shock [R] | Instant | Shock deals 2 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Grapeshot [1R] | Sorcery | Grapeshot deals 1 damage to any target. / Storm
HadesLeprechaun: is it the Fallout harmonica one?
gualdhar: hey, Nelson plays his first game of commander and doesn't die first
LRRbot: Return to Nature [1G] | Instant | Choose one — / • Destroy target artifact. / • Destroy target enchantment. / • Exile target card from a graveyard.
TheBearBee: I'm at the goblin. I'm at the camp. I'm at the combination goblin camp
LRRbot: Hammer of Nazahn [4] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Whenever Hammer of Nazahn or another Equipment enters the battlefield under your control, you may attach that Equipment to target creature you control. / Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has indestructible. / Equip {4}
Pywodwagon: I can’t believe there was a reference to that song in a Super Bowl ad this year
Earthenone: burn your email to a cd?
kjpro135780: hey
SirPlumpy: why we cheating on lamp?
Mattmitchell45: Shut Up, Dude by Das Racist came out in March 2010
chaostreader: what is hammer attached to?
ThePixelSavage: copy of Nadaar
LRRbot: Sweet-Gum Recluse [4GG] | Creature — Spider [0/3] | Flash / Cascade / Reach / When Sweet-Gum Recluse enters the battlefield, put three +1/+1 counters on each of any number of target creatures that entered the battlefield this turn.
kjpro135780:
Earthenone: soon to be 4/4 tokens
Mr_Horrible: oh that's gonna be kicker with recluse
Diabore: oh theyre 4/4's
ztghostie: Wendy's Frosty bracket letsgoooo
Mattmitchell45: Trypophobia AND Arachnophobia
HadesLeprechaun: the rare not-quite-royal we
Saintnex:
Ben, Wendy’s is for everyone!
Earthenone: its each, no options
Iluvatardis: each, not distribute
Diabore: any number nelly, you can make the tokens 4/4
MrGibberish:
Ben
ztghostie: !card Pyrohemia
LRRbot: Pyrohemia [2RR] | Enchantment | At the beginning of the end step, if no creatures are on the battlefield, sacrifice Pyrohemia. / {R}: Pyrohemia deals 1 damage to each creature and each player.
ThePixelSavage: any number nelly
Pharmacistjudge: i have no idea where wendy's is in Victoria
Earthenone: they can be 4/4s if nelly choses
ThePixelSavage: they can be 4/4s any number nelly
SeismicLawns: i mean they can be 4/4s nelly
Iluvatardis: the tokens can all be 4/4s
HadesLeprechaun: read Sweet Gum again
Earthenone: 2020 green cards
Earthenone: they all say EACH
Mr_Horrible: yet another instance of "...it's EACH?!"
Mr_Horrible:
Diabore: thats why its a 6 mana 0/3
SeismicLawns: this is a 2020 green card not like a 2018 green card
50keyz:
DarthRagnar815: Each is a powerful word.
Pharmacistjudge: Anyone have the clip of Adam screaming EACH! why does it say EACH?
Diabore: commander cards *shrug*
Akaiatana: That has EACH?
Diabore: @Pharmacistjudge which one?
Bugberry: 6 mana 3/6 flash reach is good but not "supplemental set rare" good.
Earthenone: from adams exclimations, i assume its gavins fault
chaostreader: they give us an each we take a mile.
LRRbot: Flawless Maneuver [2W] | Instant | If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. / Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.
Bugberry: Cascade is what makes it actually good.
an_archist2: That has EACH?
Mattmitchell45: Commander Legends
Earthenone: the generative AI has gottten confused and has started printing Each instead of Reach on green cards since 2020
chumpXL: Cameron with the hammer
Krotash: There's 2 Nadars giving +1/+1 right? Which would Make Danitha a 4/4. What's the last thing I'm missing making it a 5/5?
midnightcurryjazz:
Saintnex: the literal and metaphorical hammer
NotCainNorAbel:
500
Saintnex:
GGs! 
neylok7575: have fun at wendys
Serpens77: and you cannot lie?
50keyz: Wendys!
Earthenone: !patreon
Earthenone: !store
Earthenone: !cardkingdom
LRRbot:
Card Kingdom is a long-time sponsor of LoadingReadyRun's MtG draft streams. Visit them at http://www.cardkingdom.com/lrr and if you live on the west coast, visit their store in Seattle. When you place an order, say "LoadingReadyRun sent me, button please!" to receive a bonus button!
ArcLightningCanuck: Interesting decks. Thanks for putting these together.
SirPlumpy: Beeg Dungo!
BrowneePoints: acererak being the archenemy of the dungeon is perfect
KWardJenx: Big Dungeon Commander Accelerator.
lightfut: Beeeg dungooo
62MGcobra: Krakens and Dreadnoughts big?
50keyz: that was an AWESOME stream! thank you so much!
HadesLeprechaun: tuned for speeding through dungeons, lol
BrowneePoints: acererak isn’t in commander legends 2
Diabore: 3 games, still finished before 8 pm
BrowneePoints: he’s only in AFR
TheBearBee subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 78 months, currently on a 9 month streak!
TheBearBee: Yay, but next Beej Lander you should have Beej also make a dungeon
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, TheBearBee! (Today's storm count: 79)
Bugberry: A game involving the actual BG3 characters as Commanders would be supreme
SeiichiSin: Not going to lie, I first read the title as Beej Dungo. And now I want to see what dungeon stuff Beej would make like the plane shift stuff.
TheBearBee: @SeiichiSin I know right!
lightfut: Words are doing great tonight
Diabore: will there be a nicknames ttc for tunda junka?
TrueNateNemesis: aughtlaws at tundajunkun
MichaelSnowbird: Thank You streamers
midnightcurryjazz: woooo
underhill33: yesssss
HadesLeprechaun: all of those streams have been incredible
Mattmitchell45: Storm Nonsense was a highlight
KWardJenx: YESSS! Love the Vintage Cube content!
an_archist2: to who?
micalovits: Yeeees! Several hours of pure Beej!
62MGcobra: Is this your card - LRRMTG edition
Dog_of_Myth: Beej Dungo
Earthenone: hey at least ian waiting for heather to be off for the week before playing pianist
VazSun: yeah unlikely
lightfut: Words still struggling
SquareDotCube: "Why is there is a kiss on my check"
Earthenone: Golf with Coworkers
pn55:
Dog_of_Myth:
Foxmar320: Just got here what did I miss
Earthenone: @Foxmar320 3 games of commander
Fanklok: C'mon beej put your whole ass into it
Saintnex: I’m guessing they want to wait for Serge before Rafting?
SquareDotCube: trials stuff dropped so I imagine they don't want to work
SquareDotCube: er wait
Earthenone: !ppr
Earthenone: !pls
62MGcobra: @Saintnex if Serge is waiting for Telus it might be a while
SirPlumpy: Happy Easter too y'all
50keyz:
@62MGcobra
Mr_Horrible: it's a PLS
Mr_Horrible: magic pls
Serpens77: table has commited a crime
TrueNateNemesis: stop stealing Cam's bit
Foxmar320: Graham is ERROR
KaleidoscopeMind: my brain: not a pumpkin spice latte. a pumpkin lice saute?
KWardJenx: SEriously Graham, that's Cam's material
micalovits: Did he finally get the housing thing sorted out or?
Saintnex:
an_archist2: didn't realise wheeler was in the room
eshplode: Serge? Who's that?
MichaelSnowbird: Bazinga
niccus: his asbestos is sorted out
xantos69:
50 Bits!
Saintnex: time for crab!
CanPlayGames:
50
KaleidoscopeMind:
Dog_of_Myth:
NotCainNorAbel:
MrGibberish:
Earthenone:
Saintnex:
KWardJenx: Loved this stream. Many thanks!
Saintnex: DA BITS
Dog_of_Myth:
DeM0nFiRe:
NotCainNorAbel:
DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
Saintnex: Ben, they are amazing and I can’t wait to take them to my commander play group!
MichaelSnowbird: gnite all
CanPlayGames: GUREENTEE WENDY
Mr_Horrible: thanks for the stream, gang
Mattmitchell45: Retire Acecerack to the Rafters
KWardJenx: Right on schedule!
Earthenone: acerack is perfectly fair as long as you venture into the tomb of annihilation
Earthenone:
but no one ever will
Saintnex: @earthenone also if you do that, it’s zombies and zombies are scary lol
bentropik subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 48 months!
bentropik: 4 years, that's almost one whole 2020!
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, bentropik! (Today's storm count: 80)
Reset scrolling
