Crossing the Streams || Golf With Your Friends

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 Mazrae: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Golf with Friends) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (0s from now).
Pal_Friendpatine: heh
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 Mazrae: Good job @pal_friendpatine you got it
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 Sorator13: Friends! playing... golf??
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 Scarbble: yay jolf!
 Driosenth: Jeoff!
kusinohki: meows
kusinohki: what if I want to play golf with my enemies??
DideRobot: LRR: Time to find out who our friends REALLY are. We're playing Golf With Your Friends on Crossing the streams right now! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/112198682053912155
 SnackPak_: jolf! jolf! jolf!
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WhoseGamewasitZ: Holf
 lirazel64: There we are...
 Getter404: Ah yes, flog
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aitsu100: yay Jolf
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 plummeting_sloth: Golf, the Kings Friends game
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 Sage0fMadness: The golfing will continue until elarom improves
demon_salamande: Optimus prime
 CaptainSpam: I like to think the game's title is less of a complex noun and more of an issued command.
 Dog_of_Myth: Good evening gamers. Let's get our golf on!
 That1GuyBen: this game is just like smash brothers with golf right
 Mazrae: I wonder if any jokes will be pulled on this April Fools day stream
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 That1GuyBen: more like golf with your foes haha happy april fool's gang
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 raulghoulia: It's Time TO G G G Golf!
 CastleOtranto: Woo, just in time!
 Sage0fMadness: @Mazrae the joke is that no there will be no jokes
Metric_Furlong: @Mazrae Jokes? on a LRR stream?
 plummeting_sloth: Gold with your friends, when Everybody's Golf is a little to inclusive
 Dog_of_Myth: 
demon_salamande: Transformer
 RatherLargeToad: For Aril Fools, it is now Golf With Enemies
 thebuzzstreams: So we're watching putt putt, not Putt-Putt?
 Sorator13: @RatherLargeToad actually it's Calvinball with your Enemies
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 hieroglyphica: April fool's? We are yet cursed to live out this cruel mockery. But there's golf!
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 azureHaights: I always think El Salvador in the intro is Ian, until Ian picks him up
 MarkovDescendant: Alex and James are so baby faced in that intro
 Thefluffiestguineapig: this intro continues to be so good
 SnackPak_: wooo!
 TimeToFry: Ian a bit quiet?
 Fruan: G O L F
 avi_miller: Golfing with friends
 azureHaights: hwack
 Diabore: im a me at home!
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy,     and 
 DiscordianTokkan: F l o g
 That1GuyBen: WE caused this
 Sage0fMadness: metric or imperial hwacks?
 That1GuyBen: WE inflicted this upon you all.  Just Lovely!
 thebuzzstreams: hwacks in scientific notation
 djalternative: I love Jolf
 TheMandrew: yay friends!
 PharaohBender27: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
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 avi_miller: lmao
 Crad0k: 
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 margieargie: Basketgolf?!
eff_the_bard: come on and slam
 djalternative: Eventually, we should make a course for the crew to play
 Tangsm: No collision?
 Twilight_Spark: Dunc mode requires you to predict the future?
 avi_miller: Has to be on
 PharaohBender27: Oh, for some reason I thought I heard  introduce himself but I guess that was a hallucination 
patrick_stonecrusher: Is hokey mode secretly Happy Gilmore mode?
Pal_Friendpatine: which was the other silly golf game we watched Ian and friends play?
 Gekyouryuu: I love this game so much
 That1GuyBen: me trying to figure out who "GStar" was and only just remembering "yeah kathleen and graham have the same house"
 bytecaster: "Can't find the hole? Press [C]"
 PharaohBender27: @Pal_Friendpatine Everybody's golf, IIRC
 PharaohBender27: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Same, Kathleen
 avi_miller: @pal_friendpatine the most recent Mario Golf was also played
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Mathwyn: Golf fast Golf Hard
 That1GuyBen: oh ian's ball is Electrode
 Crad0k: i mean, as fast as you can also applies in real golf, because you've got someone coming up behind you
 A_Dub888: The Golfing will continue until morale improves
 RatherLargeToad: Golf will continue until morale improves
Pal_Friendpatine: hmm @pharaohbender27 and @avi_miller thanks
 plummeting_sloth: I wish my actual golf balls were this self motivated
 PharaohBender27: 
 Sage0fMadness: the hornhole was achieved
 PharaohBender27: 
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 RatherLargeToad: Do not Jolf with friends
 Dog_of_Myth: 
SaxPython: Kobe!
 baltimore_667083: 
 Crad0k: who wants to take one for the chat and look up jolf on ubrandictionary
 DiscordianTokkan: 
TheAinMAP:  
 plummeting_sloth: turns out jolf is like some Finnish swear word
wildpeaks: Git jolf'd son
 Gekyouryuu: I look forward to when they finally discover the chaos of collision, since it's on
  Sarah_Serinde: @Pal_Friendpatine On his home stream Ian has played Everybody's Golf, Mario Golf, and...I forget what the new game was called from the devs of Everybody's Golf
 Sage0fMadness: Finjolfin
 margieargie: A higher score is better in everything else, so it's like that in golf too right? 
TheAinMAP: 
 RatherLargeToad: Birb?
 A_Dub888: Multibogey. Mogey
 PharaohBender27: @Crad0k Closest I'm seeing is entries for "Jolt" and "Jolted," so I think the game's chat algorithm is just making assumptions
 avi_miller: Watching them all learn a game I am very familiar with is a load of fun
 Sorator13: @Sarah_Serinde Desert Golf?
Pal_Friendpatine: @sarah_serinde oh excellent. I definitely saw it on LRR but I’m sure it was one of those
 avi_miller: I can’t wait for some collision to screw someone over
 Sorator13: There was some kind of mii-golf played on stream at one point, which is probably what you're thinking of Pal_Friendpatine, but I don't recall what it was called
 PharaohBender27: That is . . . an oddly sharp hillock
  Sarah_Serinde: @Sorator13 Definitely not on his home stream, not sure if he's played it at all
Fanklok: Is this the golf game that has a jump button?
  Sarah_Serinde: @Pal_Friendpatine Hmm I have an idea of what that might be and it might not be any of those haha
 Sorator13: @Fanklok While in water!
 plummeting_sloth: nice to have a course feature you can shave a beard on
 thebuzzstreams: @Fanklok yes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I will say I would love a series of Nice Shot as a tournament
 That1GuyBen: the game was rigged from the start
 Gekyouryuu: if you hit with JUST the right amount of power in JUST the right direction on that sharp hill, you can hole in one
wildpeaks: jolf was rigged from the start
 Snouut: hello friends, good to see everyone again
 A_Dub888: The golf course is not a place of honor
 margieargie: Par was never an option
Fanklok: Gotta do the right amount of hard for the hole
 PharaohBender27: 
 DiscordianTokkan: orz
 margieargie: 
 Getter404: What if TOO MUCH jolf
Mathwyn: 
josh___something: D;
 ckupf: that's the best part?
 avi_miller: Just mini golf where everyone is going all at once
Mathwyn: Jolfed too hard
 A_Dub888: I thought it was lining up putts along the border
 mercano82: to do this with real minigolf the spinning platform would need to be able to support the weight of a player or two
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 azureHaights: Like he said. The misuse of natural resources\
 PharaohBender27: 
 Sorator13: thank you Matt
 thebuzzstreams: no that's not why...
 BrowneePoints: look they tried to take out the white people from golf once, but it turns out the guy doing it was a shithead
 PMAvers: 
 Tweygoh: fav crapshot
 terribleplan: I love that crapshot
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 miniMacGuru: That was an excellent crapshot callback
 margieargie: The "no that's not why" just isn't the same without the close up...
  Sarah_Serinde: @Sarah_Serinde Okay actually they've definitely played both Everybody's Golf and Mario Golf on here, so it probably was one of those. I want to say there was another silly one a while back but I could be thinking of another streamer
Bionull: It's about the journey, not the destination
 DiscordianTokkan: "Thank you cold unfeeling arm!
 plummeting_sloth: wow, that put sounded like you hit it with a 3 wood
TheAinMAP: 
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Mathwyn: Turns out years of working for LRR has a side effect of rendering you immune to several poisons
 DrakoniteDev: I haven't played this in ages. Some day I should add the last couple holes to my custom course.
 PharaohBender27: @azureHaights I remember seeing glistening green golf courses in Arizona as a kid, and even as a neurodivergent child with a limited understanding of things, I was like, "This is WRONG"
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 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/DelightfulTameEndiveKeyboardCat-9hv80rZjxjnsOjLA
 Sorator13: your hole game, eh?
 plummeting_sloth: finally, tony hawks mini golf
kusinohki: is alex muted or is he having too much fun typing puns in the game chat??
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahaha
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
Fanklok: Hey ramps, we can use those as ramps
 A_Dub888: Oh, I've played this Pro Skater level
 PharaohBender27: @kusinohki He's been talking on occasion
 CaptainSpam: Ah, croquet rules.
 thebuzzstreams: Oh good, we're at the point of PVP and not worrying about scores
  TStodden: 2.5 minutes OR 12 strokes...  If you take more than 12 strokes, please consult your funeral director (as your doctor's won't help you).
 A_Dub888: Go hard on your balls
 plummeting_sloth: T-shirts and mini golf puts that go hard
Mathwyn: Jolf 2: Jolf Harder
 tehfewl: TEETH
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 margieargie:  
 mercano82: Alex is going for a high score
 azureHaights: "going too hard with the putz" I've seen that video
 Sage0fMadness:  
 thebuzzstreams:  
 Twilight_Spark: Low energy Jolfing with Jeb!
 PMAvers: If something stinks, it's the Putz
patrick_stonecrusher: If you go too hard with the putz it becomes a schmuck
 Nigouki: Alex's ball didn't starts out with teeth, it had to collect those one by one
 Tweygoh: it’s hungry for that- I’ll stop there
 TheNerdWonder: jumping turned off?
 PharaohBender27: 
 BrowneePoints: and the baseball
 avi_miller: This game definitely improves the more players you have
  Sarah_Serinde: I think I did suggest this one once, though, Ian, so I'm up for it sometime if you enjoy this 
 Nigouki: they just reflect the state of Japanese gold :3
 SquareDotCube: bowling's fantastic though
 kalira77: and pachinko
 BrowneePoints: the yakuza games are 70% minigames by vaolume
 Gekyouryuu: Yakuza doesn't just have ANY minigames, they have EVERY minigames
 mercano82: I’m curious what Ian’s going to think of some of the Infinite Wealth minigames
patrick_stonecrusher: Yakuza is like 80% minigames by weight
 avi_miller: Oh yeah, has Ian played Golf Story?
 A_Dub888: What if the true target was the friends we made along the way
 DrakoniteDev: you can hole in one off one of the targets
 Cptasparagus: Saudi psy-op
 PharaohBender27: 
 Arclight_Dynamo: I kind of want to see a *super* retro golf game on Tiltyhouse's inter-Yakuza streams. Gold for NES, or a DOS game, or something.
Mathwyn: The PGA psy-op division works hard
 avi_miller: @arclight_dynamo yeeessssss
 plummeting_sloth: surely there's some chip work as well, if you put your mind to it
 Arclight_Dynamo: *Golf for NES, even.
 TheMandrew: it's not called putt-putt because you spend all day driving the ball
 Arclight_Dynamo: @avi_miller I am *always* here for janky old games. 
Landgraft: You have selected power drive
 Kibbik: use an open-faced club. The sand wedge!
 Its_VeeBot: Teleport to the woods
 PharaohBender27: Fake holes!?!? 
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Mathwyn: I played Mario Golf for gameboy for the first time the other day and it was surprisingly fun
 plummeting_sloth: real fake holes
 Dog_of_Myth: Real Fake Hole
 azureHaights: Industrial fairies. Fey coal.
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 margieargie: RIght down the drain
 Getter404: Beware the False Jolf and it's myriad temptations
Angreed66: the real fun of this game is getting in the wrong hole order
 ckupf: Wait Alex birdied that?
 thebuzzstreams: Which ball is the False Jolfit?
 plummeting_sloth: golfo!
 Its_VeeBot: Horse Plinko
 northos: that log is schmovin!
 avi_miller: And this is the mild course
 PMAvers: So if you get a hole in one on this one, is that considered a Lucky HIt?
 azureHaights: plink-no
 PharaohBender27: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DrakoniteDev: @PMAvers there at least used to be a setup for always hole in one
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 plummeting_sloth: that could have been a really donnybrook in there with collision on
 RealGamerCow: Only 6 shots different
 djalternative: yeah. you can actually play DEFENCE with collision on
 Tweygoh: this house of lies is very different
 thebuzzstreams: no lies detected
 margieargie: That was sure a rollercoaster of emotions
 NotCainNorAbel: Gold will solve that confidence
 djalternative: you can sink it in the hole or prevent others from sinking it
Mathwyn: This country club of lies
 avi_miller: …
 Sorator13: why are there circular saw blades on the corner?
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
 BusTed: 👌
 Sorator13: Nice
 Sage0fMadness: nice
 Crad0k: same thing happened with your ball on that one, ian
 Sorator13: Oh. That's why.
 thebuzzstreams: this would be a good time to use free cam lol
 Getter404: @Sorator13 The balls are harvested at the end for their juicy caramel centers
 plummeting_sloth: huh, the saw is a frind here
 TheNerdWonder: R to reset
 PharaohBender27: "Come on down to our combination golf course/sawmill. Don't tell the authorities!"
 Crad0k: hacks
 pn55: 
 plummeting_sloth: dang, this level has an apm requirement
 PMAvers: Ian really went all Rainbow Road Skip there.
Angreed66: the roller is bait for this hole
 Crad0k: yeah, this seems like bullshit
 thebuzzstreams: This is going to be very good for Alex
 DrakoniteDev: they updated the version of unity to one with a different physics version than that hole was designed for, so the initial hit on to the ramp doesn't work right anymore
 CaptainSpam: PHYSICS:tm:
 The_Color_Twelve: 
Mathwyn: Head directly to golf jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/RealAggressiveHareTinyFace-UiSLbsbcB5BPGdU9
Mathwyn: Golf gaol, Jolf jaol
 avi_miller: Jood Jolf
 TheNerdWonder: I think you want to hit near the end of the belt on that one
 PMAvers: No wonder why Ian got there in so many strokes, since he completely ignored it
 MyrddintheWizard: CTS, Take me a way.  I lost a cat this evening and I am not coping well.
 Getter404: @DrakoniteDev Curse you Riccitiello
aitsu100: and thats why i alway turn on jumping to cheese some holes
 MarkovDescendant: Haunted!
 PMAvers: So few strokes, I mean
 Dog_of_Myth: @MyrddintheWizard  
 terribleplan: SPAAAAACE
 kassbjames: Ahh yes... Another reason to blame Unity
chrysaliss: @myrddinthewizard 
 SquareDotCube: should have oasis
patrick_stonecrusher: Does oasis have a wonderwall?
 avi_miller: Candyland is fun
 A_Dub888: !findquote candy
  LRRbot: Quote #3909: "Are we filled with candy? Are we actually pinatas?" —Paul [2017-01-25]
 mercano82: “hole is now unplayable” seems like something you’d push out a hotfix for
 PharaohBender27: 🍭
 Crad0k: minigolf based on pirates? what a rubbish idea(!)
 SquareDotCube: not hockey?
  QuixoticScrivener: I got it Alex.
 TheNerdWonder: allowing jumping adds sooo much cheese to this game
 DrakoniteDev: @mercano82 unfortunately they have not revisited any of the original courses in a long time now
  Sarah_Serinde: Matt I tend to ignore stuff like spin and that serves me pretty well 
 Crad0k: is the bridge made of pink wafer?
 SquareDotCube: those planks are wafer thin 
 Crad0k: it is!
 thebuzzstreams: Be careful on the bridge, it's wafer thin
TheAinMAP: ^
Mathwyn: Wafer thicc more like
 JadedCynic: because you either get it or don't
 Arclight_Dynamo: I hate the hat.
 Arclight_Dynamo: It wigs me out. 
 avi_miller: … that sure is a quote
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Candyland is a stealth brutal game in terms of ideology
 kassbjames: "I'm sad that my goose isn't getting more play" - spoken like a true Canadian
Mathwyn: The secret of Candyland is that it isn't a game its about teaching turn taling and colours
  bv310: Dang, Matt is on fire right now
 Mr_Horrible: there's a very mean-spirited joke to be made over "5 strokes says that was not a fun hole"
 DrakoniteDev: highly recommend enabling infinite freecam
 azureHaights: So I just checked the GWYF category page (I wanted to see what the April Fools' categories were) and we're the biggest GWYF stream on right now
 JadedCynic: putting SO much 'english' on your ball
itsaysTRUENO: would love to see this played as an esport lol
 TheMandrew: @azureHaights I suspect that happens for most of the smaller games that LRR plays on stream
 avi_miller: Oh they get way better…
 PharaohBender27: The fact that the holes move through the solid floor . . . distrubs me
 azureHaights: I dunno, it feels more gluttonous than wrathful.. What's the adjective form of Beelzebub?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: True Ian
 wedge_x: more like... shaitan
 A_Dub888: @JadedCynic Canada is apart of Britain
7gorobei: now druids, they know how to party
 Its_VeeBot: 
 Kibbik: 
Fanklok: The followers of the god of sick parties are probably fun
 RealGamerCow: The box may be there, but the amount of dilly bars may or may not be zero
 Kramburger: IAN HOW DARE
 JadedCynic: @A_Dub888 "english" is the term for putting side-spin on a billiard ball, that's why I didn't capitalise it
Atarra: "Australian"
 CaptainSpam: Och, g'day, mate!
Mathwyn: Put some australian on that ball
Natural_Ones_Only: The Devil's Hole
 JadedCynic: @A_Dub888 and no we're not 
Natural_Ones_Only: Get in the hole Shinji
trilemma85:   
jessicaengle: Hi chat.
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/SuspiciousHilariousClipzMikeHogu-WpLoC88LO1I4jE1F
 Seth_Erickson: Hi Jessica 
 Its_VeeBot: Kathleen "OSHA" DeVeere
 azureHaights: @JadedCynic Not what? A part of Britain, or apart of Britain
Bionull: I feel like everything Kathleen said was a response to Ian
 plummeting_sloth: what is a ball but an egg which is but a child
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: WOW!
 That1GuyBen: ian collided with kathleen into the hole that's very funny
 terribleplan: Known for their karmic retribution?
 BigDaddyBland87: Bounce off Kathleen for birdie
Angreed66: yeah turning on jumping is a whole new game
 lamina5432: this is probably in a wanka faculty
 DrakoniteDev: you can jump on the water by clicking
itsaysTRUENO: the candy biome can recycle its own materials
 plummeting_sloth: oh wait, this is Sweet Puttin' Cakes from Homestar Runner
Mathwyn: Candland just covered in cat hair
 Sorator13: I think the clean room owners might have an issue with that
 wedge_x: sponsored by Tyvek
 JadedCynic: what I'm hearing from the participants translates to "this is 100% a typical miniature golf course"
 Sorator13: I'm a little confused by the random balloons that periodically spawn over Ian's ball
 Arclight_Dynamo: Doughnut man!
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: so who’s here playing  tonight?
 BigDaddyBland87: Rude
 That1GuyBen: physics has betrayed kathleen again
 Sorator13: @Joy_Stix_DragQueen Ian, Matt, Kathleen, Alex
 TheMandrew: @Joy_Stix_DragQueen Ian, Matt, Alex, Kathleen
aitsu100: this game is very cruel
TheAinMAP: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh dear lord
 NorthstarTex: D:
 margieargie: False hole is indeed false to you
 red_shoes_jeff: wat
Angreed66: jumping would fix this
 Arclight_Dynamo: Gotta be the engine again.
 terribleplan: physics engine change strikes again?
jessicaengle: That's uncredible.
 Tiber727: I think you actually want a bit *more* power
 plummeting_sloth: I miss tornado holes from Everybody's Golf
 DrakoniteDev: @Arclight_Dynamo yep. going in that hole used to usually work
 DiscordianTokkan: \O/
aitsu100: feed the donut man
 NorthstarTex: \o/
 BigDaddyBland87: Donut Donut Donut
 azureHaights: Sir, I'm going to need you to exit the donut.
Atarra: the do-nuts
 Its_VeeBot: Donutz
 plummeting_sloth: right in the sprikles
 BrowneePoints: that's what he said
 Its_VeeBot: Deez Donuts
 SquareDotCube: gotta crush those walnuts somehow
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 Zanzabar_: do you have jumping on?
 plummeting_sloth: at least they don't make you take a penalty stroke when you OB
 Mazrae: Would the nuts of the donut be the timbits??
Angreed66: they don't (they should)
 That1GuyBen: ian "who skips the skip" horner
 avi_miller: This stream has been fantastic for OOC quotes
 A_Dub888: !quote matt
  LRRbot: Quote #8688: "We're here to make the whole place wet." —Matt [2023-10-08]
Atarra: @Mazrae 10/10
 That1GuyBen: choose your destiny traveler
 NorthstarTex: wut
 Thefluffiestguineapig: *resisting the urge to make a that’s what he said joke about what’s the distance to the hole”
 JadedCynic: but *actual* golf is the bougie waste of land; miniature golf is that game transformed for the proletariat  - uses far less space and far more affordable in time and expense
 Dog_of_Myth: !findquote left
  LRRbot: Quote #4574: "I think you're still making me go left for some reason." —Ian [2017-12-31]
vetchable: just got here, who all is playing?
 A_Dub888: !birb
  LRRbot: Wark, wark!
 Sorator13: @vetchable Ian, Alex, Kathleen, Matt
 JadedCynic: Ian, Matt, Alex & Kathleen
 NorthstarTex: !findquote golf
  LRRbot: Quote #2768: "He plays golf, and poops." —Alex, of Beej [2016-06-11]
TheAinMAP: 
 kalira77: @vetchable ian, kathleen, matt, alex
vetchable: thanks
 CaptainSpam: I prefer a Primo Burg.
 red_shoes_jeff: Shrike
 Dog_of_Myth: Owl
 avi_miller: It's a bird eat bird world
Natural_Ones_Only: Shinji
wildpeaks: this hole was indeed made for us
 mercano82: Do you prefer a Birdie in the hand or a Double Birdie in the bush?
 ckupf: double assist lol
 Its_VeeBot: Teamwork!
 PharaohBender27: 
Mathwyn: Double par!
 Sorator13: @mercano82 Well, I think there's your answer 
 Dog_of_Myth: 2 Par 2 Furious
 plummeting_sloth: par squared, it's like shooting the moon but for golf
jessicaengle: Par 2 Electric boogaloo
 Its_VeeBot: At the end of this, Ian's gonna wake up to find that someone took his freakin' kidney
 LordZarano: !advice
  LRRbot: Never do a puzzle in zero gravity.
 Its_VeeBot: Candy Mountain, Ian Horner~
 Sorator13: @Its_VeeBot shun the nonbeliever! shuuuuuuun~
 A_Dub888: @Its_VeeBot Spoilers: It was Beej
 DrakoniteDev: well Ian, you'd have mixed feelings on my course then. lots of jumps, but mostly non-fatal
 azureHaights: p-p-p-p-PENTABOGEY
 red_shoes_jeff: nice
 BigDaddyBland87: phrasing
aitsu100: IAN
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 NotCainNorAbel: ian
wildpeaks: sir
 NorthstarTex: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Negotiate with the badger.
 JadedCynic: they don't even have a short term for that far
 red_shoes_jeff: I A N
Natural_Ones_Only: !adult
 terribleplan: Ian just took psychich damage...
 JadedCynic: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an adult!
 avi_miller: Remember, there is a free cam
  Sarah_Serinde: The very rare occasion that Ian actually regrets his phrasing 
Angreed66: always full sent for scouting 
jessicaengle: Do you ever just think about holes?  :s
Fanklok: https://clips.twitch.tv/VainCooperativeWaspFutureMan-cBB2OVTpSc6qJMXl
 That1GuyBen: nice on
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/StrangeSwissSkunkBlargNaut-arDex3-oRiyOwyue
 terribleplan: https://clips.twitch.tv/ModernCloudyKaleBloodTrail-HrwApa2JkXOrOBVV
 DrakoniteDev: ball return
 DiscordianTokkan: Trans Wrongs!
 ckupf: It might be a transwrongs tube
 Sorator13: I KNEW that would happen 
 NorthstarTex: def a trans wrongs
wildpeaks: top 10 anime betrayal
 thebuzzstreams: totally a trans wrongs tube
 plummeting_sloth: Pride, you have betrayed me
Natural_Ones_Only: Trans Day of Intangibility
hi_im_emily: trans yeets
sorrow_of_aria: gender is a series of tubes
 RatherLargeToad: The Three Tube Problem
 avi_miller: Don’t forget Nice/Hat
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: physics!
aitsu100: can i just cuss and get some paper
 Arclight_Dynamo: Pffft. They don't know how to use the three tubes.
 plummeting_sloth: one tube only speaks the truth, one only tells lies, one just doesn't give a shit
 Cptasparagus: have you seen the dance of the seven tubes?
Gizmoloid: There are THREE tubes!
 JadedCynic: that's "plumbing" in general
 gualdhar: Lol Ian doesn't know how to use the three tubes
Mathwyn: Bathrooms, like the internet are a series of tubes
 A_Dub888: Are we not but a series of tubes?
 avi_miller: @arclight_dynamo I was gonna make that exact joke!
 Kibbik: A bathroom is not a series of tubes
 RatherLargeToad: So it’s the internet?
wildpeaks: 3 tubes, 3 seashells, it all makes sense now
Chesul: What is a man but a series of tubes.
 JadedCynic: it might matter a little...
patrick_stonecrusher: New band name dropped lnscrutable Tubes
 Arclight_Dynamo: @avi_miller 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 That1GuyBen: i live by a simple rule in cases like this that jrpgs have thought me: when in doubt go left
hi_im_emily: GOTTEM
 margieargie:    
trilemma85: Big 1!
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Atarra: XD
 Sorator13: 
 DiscordianTokkan:  
 Its_VeeBot:    
 baltimore_667083: 
 BigDaddyBland87:   
 That1GuyBen: worlds most unintentional Hole in One
 A_Dub888:   
head_cannon:   
 whitebadgerwolf88:     
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: BWA BWA BWA BWA
 JadedCynic: 
 red_shoes_jeff:  
TheAinMAP: 
 azureHaights: @patrick_stonecrusher I've already called dibs for my Blue Man Group cover band
 SeiichiSin: 
aitsu100: oh this is hell
 NorthstarTex: that's brolly?
 Scarbble: well golfed
 That1GuyBen: broly golf
  Sarah_Serinde:  
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/LittleCarelessWoodcockAMPEnergy-y4S8SVI_i5mIWjhI
 JadedCynic: well done, Matt!
Caffine1138: gotta get the piers!
wildpeaks: saved
 DiscordianTokkan: https://clips.twitch.tv/ZealousYummyBaboonOhMyDog-izV_bU4CJ-UXr2K_
Mathwyn: The bad place has no holes
 A_Dub888: And now we're in the hole place
 red_shoes_jeff: nice
TheAinMAP: Lucky 7
 NorthstarTex: lots of yeet required
 Sorator13: oh dear
 terribleplan: That's too far!
 Its_VeeBot: Secret funnel
 That1GuyBen: newton's laws come for us all.  perhaps not at the same time or force, but equal all the same
wildpeaks: smooth
 Arclight_Dynamo: Kathleen, it's always Ian.
Mathwyn: Angry Zen Golf Buddhism?
 Its_VeeBot: Hell It's In Hell
 avi_miller: Ian did bop Kathleen
tipulsar85: Candy golf hell...
 Its_VeeBot: Um
 BrowneePoints: that's what he said
 plummeting_sloth: man, how could the giant funnel not be the last hole
Atarra: phrasing
 Crad0k: this one goes in the brown hole!
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/BraveKathishSheepPermaSmug-_6ZPvuTFzjorgI8x
 NorthstarTex: wut
  TStodden: You take a 2 stroke penalty if you can't clearing after 12 strokes...  although that is a bit cruel for somebody that had that make strokes (especially in-a-row).
 tehfewl: asset flip
TheAinMAP:  
 Mazrae: The sword to kill king candy??
 avi_miller: The sword of Candyclese
 azureHaights: The sword of Tim Tamocles
 DiscordianTokkan: Clock still ticking
 plummeting_sloth: the caramel blade
 Sorator13: note that you *are* on a timer, Ian!
 Its_VeeBot: @Mazrae The sword specifically chosen to kill King Candy. King Candy's sword.
 plummeting_sloth: you're gonna time out Ian
 BrowneePoints: my nickname in college
tipulsar85: So if that's the Donut lord, where's Sonic?
 DrakoniteDev: *golf clap*
 NorthstarTex: matt is the candy golf champ
 PMAvers: I wonder if the Donut King knows the king from Rhythm Sprout?
Mathwyn: Donut King is alright, they do hot dogs too which is weird
Chesul: the worms course is great.
 niccus: the place with the diet?
asddsa28: this is a corse
 wedge_x: worms! worms! worms!
 avi_miller: Does this mean we get weapons?
 That1GuyBen: oh so that's why this game is psychotic
 thebuzzstreams: Would you still love chat if we were worms?
Fanklok: @Mathwyn How many donuts does it take to cover a hotdog?
 Twilight_Spark: Dunc mode
Chesul: I don't think that's in the first half Alex.
Tz_BG: Having played these levels, Alex is not wrong
 Kramburger: Worms with guns and boots with the fur
 margieargie: Beautiful
 That1GuyBen: it's only worms if the wind physics fully betrays you and your bazooka shot curves back around and hits you in the jaw
 Sethalidos: Ian,no
 Twilight_Spark: Can someone offer me A Trade for These puns?
Mathwyn: @fanklok probably like 4 or 5? Fancier donuts are thicker and thus cover more hot dog
 PMAvers: But what if they made the hole the popcorn bucket?
 underhill33: 
 DrakoniteDev: originally not made by team17, but they eventually became the publisher, after which almost all new content was team17 themed
 Its_VeeBot: With their worms, and their bombs, and their guns, and their etc
 plummeting_sloth: hey, KISS golf never lies
Atarra: this feels like a very Alex course
TheAinMAP: 
 northos: a cheeky breaky?
jessicaengle: o7
Angreed66: you need to jet to get there
 Lysander_salamander: nie
 Lysander_salamander: nice
TheAinMAP: Cool technology.
 Arclight_Dynamo: Maybe it gives the option to extend at the end?
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 Kibbik: Maybe we can meet Boggy B 🪱
 That1GuyBen: it this course doesn't have a concrete donkey it's a horrid course
aitsu100: just send the ball home
 That1GuyBen: also 1 hour in we have our first happy gilmore joke
 plummeting_sloth: aim for no mans hole
 ShaneLeeAtk: Happy Gilmore 2 is in the works, so I hear
 avi_miller: No Fighting in here!
 Arclight_Dynamo: This is reminding me of that one part in Conker's Bad Fur Day.
 FoxyJewels: woah!
 plummeting_sloth: lucky
 margieargie: The eagle has landed!
 BigDaddyBland87: eggle
patrick_stonecrusher: @shaneleeatk think its gonna take place in Hawaii? 
 NorthstarTex: eeeeegle
 red_shoes_jeff: !birb
  LRRbot: Stretch out your neck!
 kalira77: ian 
 Its_VeeBot: I remember hearing of a regular golf hole that was apparently in the DMZ and was surrounded on three sides by land mines.
 NorthstarTex: ian is actually under par
Laserbeaks_Fury: Literal bunkers for hazards
Angreed66: That's what chat is doing
Atarra: need the quiet, calm golf voice... Graham could probably do it
 TheNerdWonder: isn’t that what chat is for?
Mathwyn: !quote betrayal
 thebuzzstreams: Graham and Cam would make for good commentators on this one
 Its_VeeBot: Game says no
 Kibbik: What the-!?
 margieargie: I don't think they let you go in the last one 
 DrakoniteDev: the earlier courses let you score using previous holes
 plummeting_sloth: go get a hole in one on a different hole
7gorobei: can you put spin on the ball while flying?
Laserbeaks_Fury: So no Rianbow Road style skips
Atarra: this one was a journey
 Its_VeeBot: I can't tell if the motionless worms are charming, like statues at a mini-golf course, or kinda disturbing
 DrakoniteDev: @Laserbeaks_Fury you could on earlier courses, but they got very happy with reset bounding boxes later on
 A_Dub888: Radioactive?
 plummeting_sloth: I think more military campaigns should have been expressed with a par number. Galipoli was a par 5
 CaptainSpam: Traditionally the largest single explosion in a Worms game, the HHG.
josh___something: LET'S GO JUSTIN
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 azureHaights: Could be worse, could be the Bonifas Par 3
 Mr_Horrible: @CaptainSpam also the sound that's made by the players as the explosion happens
 BusTed: What a shot.
 A_Dub888: how shellful of it
TheAinMAP: 
 JadedCynic: "No, Jesus - I meant the *steering* wheel!"
TheAinMAP: 
 Twilight_Spark: Sent to the shadow realm.
 margieargie: I guess a given (full-size) golf hole -is- around the length of ground gained by your average WWI offensive...
 Its_VeeBot: To the shadow realm with ye
 That1GuyBen: accurate portrayal of your last worm being sent to heaven by the HHG
 TehAmelie: does anyone really know what the goal is in golf?
Laserbeaks_Fury: This hole better be a Par 3, because Par 4 would be too much and Par 5 is *right* out
Pteraspidomorphi: 
 Its_VeeBot: Piss and Piss, Attorneys at Law
 BusTed: Gave Kathleen the boost
 northos: the boost!
 margieargie: 
Tz_BG: Very nice of you to help Kathleen to get par Ian
 TheAwkes: At least being knocked out of bounds by the grenade saved you from starting over at the bottom, he said just as it didn't.
 Its_VeeBot: "The clock has ticked its last tock! SUDDEN DEATH!"
Pteraspidomorphi: Aww
Caffine1138: hahaha
 FlynnRaccoon: !highlight
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 That1GuyBen: kathleen de golf deals death
TheAinMAP: 
 northos: YEET
 JadedCynic: this course makes OSHA foam at the mouth for the lack of safety rails 
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 NorthstarTex: 12
 A_Dub888: Swap them with what?
 NorthstarTex: welp, wrong text box x.x
Mathwyn: Swapping legs and stretching my fluids gotcha
 avi_miller: Take your meds!
patrick_stonecrusher: Fluids: STRETCHED
Metric_Furlong: while we're on a break, if chat wants to help order my to-watch list, there's a very normal poll up https://take.quiz-maker.com/poll5152963x7BB445CE-155
Fanklok: Bicycle shoes strings, icicle weddings, one flag, flaggy but on
Metric_Furlong: (4 Furlong Points™ still available for anyone playing the guessing game)
 JadedCynic: "My sight is dim, my back is broke, my legs are grey and bent"  oh, the OTHER Monty Python film...
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 TehAmelie: funny, The Meaning of Life is my favorite but everyone else seem to even forget it exists
 TheNerdWonder: Crimson Accountancy is one of their best sketches
 TehAmelie: ahoy
 Arclight_Dynamo: I consider The Crimson Permanent Assurance to be a short Terry Gilliam film rather than a Monty Python film.
 terribleplan: But only for this stream
 NorthstarTex: literally just got back with icecream
 That1GuyBen: it's time for golf crimes
 TheNerdWonder: it does have his style, doesn't it
 margieargie: Fitting, hockey belongs in a museum 
 wedge_x: burgersaur
 That1GuyBen: this goalie STINKS
 Its_VeeBot: Goooooal
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: what song were they referencing?
hi_im_emily: taste the curse of ra
 wedge_x: the slow ball penetrates the goal
 NorthstarTex:  
 margieargie: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: THE PLANK
 Lysander_salamander: oh, they're pucks.  Neat
 NorthstarTex: love that
 CataclysmicReverb: No no, Gingerbread man's carb loaded
 A_Dub888: !card ginger brute
  LRRbot: Gingerbrute [1] | Artifact Creature — Food Golem [1/1] | Haste / {1}: Gingerbrute can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Gingerbrute: You gain 3 life.
 Twilight_Spark: Judgemental smh. Some people just want the gingerbread man inside to be outside as well.
 Arclight_Dynamo: I am *desperately* trying to make a Sydney Crosby/Crosby's Molasses pun, here.
 PMAvers: In short: the Gingerbread Man is basically a Hulk.
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: BLOCKED
 NorthstarTex: goalie did his job, he stopped the puck
 That1GuyBen: kathleen is killing it here
patrick_stonecrusher: Hes got great funamentals and isnt afraid of the puck
Mathwyn: Embracing your Canadianitis
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: I was watching Toronto maple leafs vs florida panthers at the restaurant I was having dinner at. Toronto’s goalie made a hell of a save in the first period.
 That1GuyBen: nice shot
 That1GuyBen: hockey is one of two professional sports i don't usually watch, the other being soccer
 Lysander_salamander: Heiratic
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wildpeaks: it's kinda already emojis
 That1GuyBen: unregistered hyperglyphics 2
 Lysander_salamander: "heirglyphic cursive" is called Heiratic
 niccus: hypoglyphics
 CaptainSpam: Lowroglyphics.
hi_im_emily: are emoji just modern hieroglyphs?
 tipulsar85: Shruglyphics...
Angreed66: pyroglyhics
 PMAvers: So is this the Bone Zone?
 tehfewl: Teeth
 Dog_of_Myth: So many teeth
josh___something: CURSE OF RA [insert hieroglyph spam here] DOWNFALL OF HORNER 
 Arclight_Dynamo: Bam. Cursive hieroglyphics: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cursive_hieroglyphs
 terribleplan: It's HypoAllerGlyphic
 red_shoes_jeff: TEETH
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 DoctorHutch: No! You should have waited!
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 BusTed: To the tar pits with thee
wildpeaks: welp, we got boned
 That1GuyBen: if you don't get it you get to get up close and personal with La Brea
 Lysander_salamander: Teeth!
 margieargie: Yeet has been called
 Its_VeeBot: Toime for Yeet
Mathwyn: After years I finally just got the La Brea Carpets Far Side comic
 Arclight_Dynamo: Though cursive hieroglyphics were not truly cursive. Hieratic was the truly cursive form. This has been Ancient Egyptian with Arclight.
 tipulsar85: How many people here remember Dunjeonquest: Curse of Ra?
 SymphonicLolita: jolf! jolf! jolf!
 Lysander_salamander: bouncy?
 Lysander_salamander: is there a pinball level?
 NorthstarTex: right into the corner of the net!
 PMAvers: Okay, so... what if we replaced the hockey pucks with beyblades?
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 thebuzzstreams: I can't look at Alex's puck without seeing 5 hands doing the goat see'ing thing... Anyone else?
 Its_VeeBot: The Smasher:tm:
 That1GuyBen: albatross!
 Mazrae: Hockey golf on a plinko map is just plinko right
 BusTed: 
patrick_stonecrusher: Albatross!
 dougma: OMG yes
 NorthstarTex: 
 CaptainSpam: Albatross!  It's bloody albatross flavored!
 Its_VeeBot: Hamburger Journey is my Jimmy Buffet cover band.
 SandwichKed: What?  That was a double eagle.
 That1GuyBen: alex is having a TIME on this hole
 Raincoast_Bear: Wasn't Crushinator Bender's moon girlfriend?
 margieargie: Before Grist (Golf Christ, he bogied for our sins)
 thebuzzstreams: Alex is giving us a tour of the hole museum
 That1GuyBen: that was ben stiller
 TheAwkes: It's kinda air hockey physics. Light pucks, low friction.
 Blip2004: Nic Cage
itmightbemikey: Ben Stiller
 DiscordianTokkan: Ben Stiller
 wedge_x: lololol
SmoreThanAFeelin: Ben Stiller
 That1GuyBen: nic cage is national treasure
 Lysander_salamander: I often think of the Mummy
Lobo_Apache: Mood Alex. Mood
 tipulsar85: Is it a non Ecludian Hockey Puck?
 PharaohBender27 sees what @That1GuyBen did there
 Lysander_salamander: sounds intriguing
 Its_VeeBot: Only mummy I think about is Khufu.
 Arclight_Dynamo: God, there are FIVE Scorpion King films?
Lobo_Apache: Rah rah fight the powah
 DiscordianTokkan: Man, this exhibit... blows
 Lysander_salamander: Only one of them had the Rock  in it
 That1GuyBen: the scarmanamena?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Mr. Scarmlphagus
 Its_VeeBot: "Where's the hole?" a question asked by many heterosexual men daily.
 DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAH
 red_shoes_jeff: I thought there were more SK movies than that.
aitsu100: lol
 DiscordianTokkan: I got that Ian, at least
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ohh, Bird...
 Lysander_salamander: hahaha
aitsu100: this hole is really snake bitten for ian
Fanklok: He is rizzen
 Lord_Hosk: How was that supposed to work?
patrick_stonecrusher: Blame unity..?
 tipulsar85: SCARTography? I didn't know you could study Euro/Japanese RGB cables...
 BusTed: Kirby Golf vibes on this part.
 JadedCynic: 
 PMAvers: "Skill issue."
 SymphonicLolita: ohno
 A_Dub888: "I can put my arm back on, you can't. You casual"
 PharaohBender27: 
wildpeaks: frame perfect
 BusTed: this is all one stroke
 That1GuyBen: ian it's time to surrender
 chrono2x: This is remarkably uncomfortable
 Arclight_Dynamo: Ian. Let it die.
PawssumFable: Ian please
 Its_VeeBot: Magical spell is Ei-Ei-Poo
 Lysander_salamander: whoa dizzy
 NorthstarTex: let it die, its so disorienting
 thebuzzstreams: for the love of chat Ian, let the bird die
 Twilight_Spark: I'm actually mildly nauseous. Intriguing.
 Raincoast_Bear: "I can put my arm back on, you can't. Get good, noob."
 That1GuyBen: what happened to your camera
Laserbeaks_Fury: You know duck's backs actively repel water
 betweenmyself: What’s he named now? 
 DiscordianTokkan: https://clips.twitch.tv/DeafModernSpindleResidentSleeper-74IdT0G1kVRlfVvf
 Lysander_salamander: the "very serious episodes" were a bit odd
Angreed66: it's golf magic alex
 JadedCynic: it's called "geometry" 
PawssumFable: Extremely odd
  QuixoticScrivener: Ian invents a new "rich people" sport.
 AziraphalesShop: We host Nerf events at the Science Center I work at. It rules.
 BigDaddyBland87: heyo
 PharaohBender27: Don't know if character art spawning in and out of existence rapidly is like strobing lights, but I gave a warning to my clip to be safe: https://clips.twitch.tv/EntertainingYawningLionPunchTrees-T4cgaR7xAwE_CYTf
 JadedCynic: that sounds MAGNIFICENT @AziraphalesShop  
aitsu100: Frieren is so good
 Kramburger: SIR
 Lysander_salamander: I keep meaning to watch those shows
 AziraphalesShop: @JadedCynic The "Please don't break things" is real lol
 WardsarTheWriter: I would kill for a Dungeon Meshi and Frieren corssover.
Lobo_Apache: Ah so they got hard after the going down level
 Cptasparagus: kathleen speedrunning the highlight reel
 Arclight_Dynamo: Is... is that a hockey burn? From Ian?
 avi_miller: lmao, I did not expect that from Ian
 betweenmyself: Apparently Patricia Richardson who played the mom on Home Improvement has had to come forward to forcefully downplay Tim Allen’s suggestions the dhow might come back, saying that she has not been asked about reprising her role, two of the children are no longer acting, one of them is a felon and the neighbor Wilson died in the early 2000s and replacing him would upset former cast members. 
 BigDaddyBland87: For fans of Innuendo and Double Entendre...this is like Christmas
 That1GuyBen: alex rejected by the top bar
 Lysander_salamander: 
 betweenmyself: sorry, that was a tad longer than intended
 JadedCynic: 
Opheliaway: Is that a Jojo's reference?
Chesul: Ian, that's every village eventually.
 northos: !advice
  LRRbot: One day, a king did the Big Cheese in public.
 Lysander_salamander: huh
Lobo_Apache: Is this game going to bring back "Phrasing" all on it's own?
 Lysander_salamander: did not know about the felon thing
 Mazrae: !badadvice
  LRRbot: chaos?
 Lysander_salamander: was it the one that voiced young Simba?
Angreed66: you're climbing the pyramid
Laserbeaks_Fury: Has Khufu banished anyone to the black hole?
wildpeaks: imagine egyptian gods on tiktok
 That1GuyBen: a novel idea ian
 azureHaights: I heard "climbing up here-amid
Angreed66: I wasn't lying
 That1GuyBen: however you have been sentenced to an eternity in the egyptian underworld
Laserbeaks_Fury: up up up the ziggurat, lickety-split
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 betweenmyself: @lysander_salamander I *think* the eldest son…  JTT has apparently stopped acting in favor of writing/directing
 Lysander_salamander: neat
 Twilight_Spark: There can only be 1 Canadian.
 kalira77: fwiw, JTT was the middle son
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 frogomb: Meet Anubis, same as the old bis
 Arclight_Dynamo: Dunc
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 Arclight_Dynamo: Dunk must be oasis. Dunc.
PawssumFable: @betweenmyself And by 'felon' you mean strangled someone, oof.
 red_shoes_jeff: DUNC
 Mazrae: This is the least toxic gameplay of this I've ever seen
 avi_miller: Hehehe
Laserbeaks_Fury: Do the balls sparkle?
 avi_miller: That joke is one I expected from Ian
PawssumFable: Bojack flashbacks
Lobo_Apache: surprised y'all aren't dunking on The Escapists *hur hur hur, I'm not funny)
 Lysander_salamander: powerups mode?
 Twilight_Spark: Please do not dunk me.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Back at it again
Opheliaway: Dank custom
Mathwyn: The Dunk Custom sounds like a UC mech
josh___something: Dunkustom
goombalax: I haven't seen DUNC 2 so I hope we don't get spoiled
 Raincoast_Bear: Never too early to quit.
PawssumFable: You can go through the bottom and fall back into the hoop
 Lord_Hosk: This game was designed by a madman
 Lysander_salamander: misery
 djalternative: iirc you can also just enable jump in regular golf mode too
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ad on the Seventh stroke, God Pared
 atinyspacemarine: There was a whole crap shot about gnosticism
 betweenmyself: yup, there are literally tens of us still out there 
 wedge_x: "This ball is not my own."
 Lysander_salamander: the ineffable horse would like you to avoid the water hazard
 noncrypticmoth: Who's all here today
 FlynnRaccoon: !findquote ball
  LRRbot: Quote #253: "I saw this guy once touch his own flaming balls." —Cameron [2015-04-30]
josh___something: *indellible whinny*
Angreed66: This mode is the "jumping is really fun on the regular rules lets make it a new mode"
 BusTed: \  /
Laserbeaks_Fury: I like to imagine this is what the first draft of Golf
 definenull: the first stage is always denial
josh___something: I was robbed by two men D:
Laserbeaks_Fury: Nothing but netcode
 noncrypticmoth: Way to go Kathleen
Chesul: just a cute little Uwubliette.
Laserbeaks_Fury: A girl with long black hair crawls out and say "Seven Strokes"
 Lysander_salamander: does that shooting golf game "Nice Shot" have multiplayer?
 BigDaddyBland87: yea this kinda blows
Chesul: normal golf with jump is pretty great.
 BigDaddyBland87: and I love basketball
 FlynnRaccoon: Is there still "golf but the ball isn't round" mode?
aitsu100: if you want true hell you can do random shaped balls
 noncrypticmoth: This mode is called let's smash my controller
 red_shoes_jeff: @Lysander_salamander I THINK it does.
PawssumFable: I kind of love random ball shape lol
 Arclight_Dynamo: "But I need those horses anuses back..."
PawssumFable: My friends played the hell out of this
 Lysander_salamander: I keep meaning to try 100 foot Robot Golf
 BusTed: Nice shot
leebenningfield: was that an Aqua Teen Hunger Force reference
josh___something: The horsest of shit
 SymphonicLolita: 
Snowcookies: nice
 red_shoes_jeff: I A N !
 Sage0fMadness: impressive Ian!
 TheAwkes: Ian "Pro Gamer" Horner
PawssumFable: You can get really good at this stuff
Laserbeaks_Fury: Golf, but there's platforming
 noncrypticmoth: Three more holes of hell is the name of my sex tape
Opheliaway: I just realized that the gingerbread man is the ref(?) on the backboard of the net
PawssumFable: But this is a game where getting good takes an absurd amount of practice
 That1GuyBen: upon further review who amongst LRR is most likely to be able to dunk a basketball
 TheAwkes: Some people have played this enough that most of the holes are a Solved Problem™, and they get really high rates of holes in one.
PawssumFable: It's like a slow twitch game?
 definenull: pfft
Laserbeaks_Fury: I haven't seen a single vampire or werewolf and I feel lied to
 That1GuyBen: to the woods with you ian
PawssumFable: In that it's very particular and you need timing and to get things in JUST the right place.
 noncrypticmoth: I bet camping with Ian would be lit
PawssumFable: No doubt
Laserbeaks_Fury: My jump cooldown is about a fortnight
 PharaohBender27: Oooof, so close and yet so far
Laserbeaks_Fury: You know, I hate that I spelled fortnight correctly, but it now *looks* wrong
PawssumFable: Like Eighth
Laserbeaks_Fury: This is literally the plot of Tin Cup
BloodnBullets: i love the goose floaty.
 PharaohBender27: D:
 Lysander_salamander: powerups?
Chesul: I highly recommend space station. and jumping.
 BigDaddyBland87: crazy ball shapes?
 PharaohBender27: CHA-OS! CHA-OS!
 Twilight_Spark: Final Destination
 djalternative: jump on?
 FlynnRaccoon: "Cone" is fun.
 djalternative: random balls is very fun
aitsu100: bounce is fun
 Lysander_salamander: are there player-made levels?
 TheOtherTrevor: Space station, gravity off
aitsu100: welcome to WipeOUt
Snowcookies: is this fall guys?
aitsu100: or Fall Guys
TheAinMAP: 
 SymphonicLolita: 
Laserbeaks_Fury: Mario, don't come to the castle. I baked an absolute dogshit cake.
PawssumFable: What happens if you hit the bumpers?
PawssumFable: Can you go over? They're rounded.
 Twilight_Spark: 
smashy_030: Potentially the wrong place and time to ask this but does watch n play still take suggestions
PawssumFable: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Reach out, Touch Cups
 SymphonicLolita: reverberate those cups!
  Juliamon: !wpemail
Laserbeaks_Fury: the terrain is inflated
 red_shoes_jeff: The rocks are inflatable
  Juliamon: !wp email
  LRRbot: Send Watch + Play game suggestions to watchandplay@loadingreadyrun.com
smashy_030: ty!
Orxolon: good evening everyone
Orxolon: !players
  Juliamon: Ian, Kathleen, Matt, Alex
 Mazrae: This music is so good
  Juliamon: WIth collision on this is just Fall Guys
 definenull: Fall balls?
 That1GuyBen: why does this music sound like it's from a beloved but poorly selling ps2 platformer
 FlynnRaccoon: !phrasing
  LRRbot: "Phrasing has never been a thing and I will never do it even once." —Ian Horner, 2021
MWGNZ: collision is great until last place realises they can be kingmaker
 djalternative: this should get played again with a full jackbox set of crew
 djalternative: extra chaos
 BigDaddyBland87: definitely Wipeout vibes
 BusTed: schloop
 Twilight_Spark: Kreygams
 BigDaddyBland87: or Fall Guys I gues
 CataclysmicReverb: I remember this fall guys level
 definenull: *schlorp*
 Twilight_Spark:  even
 ArdCollider: slishing!
 BusTed: Haha
 BusTed: Ruined
 Lysander_salamander: hahaha
josh___something: Lewd
  Juliamon: I wonder how that foley was done tbh
Mathwyn: So this is what the secret pipesmen tubes sounds liek
TheAinMAP: 
 PharaohBender27: It's revenge for those times you collided with Kathleen 
PawssumFable: @Juliamon I'm almost convinced that that's someone making the sound and they distorted it a little
 DiscordianTokkan: It was so good
 FlynnRaccoon: https://clips.twitch.tv/PricklyDeterminedMinkBrainSlug-na6jROt5_yneWxqp
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/StrongMistyCougarOhMyDog-D6vw4efxqM8VJYfO
 tyrsredritehand: Loving the new season of QWRPline!
 Lysander_salamander: hahaha
aitsu100: my fav one had to be the prom episode
Laserbeaks_Fury: I totally checked that website
 Twilight_Spark: That was so hot
 BusTed: Woo!
 TheNerdWonder: no. no they do not...
 Kramburger: ALEX
 PharaohBender27: I plan to finish it after this stream
 Sheikun07: I finished work, started this stream, and plan on watching the latest ep the moment this stream ends.
TheAinMAP: 
 BigDaddyBland87:  
 JadedCynic: I literally have the video waiting another tab...
josh___something: I still need to watch this weeks qwrps
 Lord_Hosk: And when you are done with QWERP line, visit Store.LoadingReadyRun.com
 Sheikun07: I have enjoyed every single episode of QWERPLine to be released to date and they just keep getting *better*
 Lysander_salamander: the grid pattern may be helping a little?
 red_shoes_jeff: All these squares make a circle... All these squares make a circle...
Laserbeaks_Fury: I cant unsee them as pencil erasers
PawssumFable: Me and my spouse lost it at Richter actually doing the traffic
josh___something: A rectangle is usually 2 triangles 
patrick_stonecrusher: Thinking about it, this music reminds me of the Disgaea series
 Lord_Hosk: lol
 Twilight_Spark: Wowee
 DiscordianTokkan: orz
aitsu100: lol
josh___something: Bodied
wildpeaks: bangoozled
patrick_stonecrusher: "Noooooooooooo...!...dude."
 Twilight_Spark: I forgot about this part of Chutes and Ladders.
 Lord_Hosk: The famous Cousin of Glop Shitto?
Laserbeaks_Fury: G
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/PoliteLazySnailYee-c1L3iCvrcNSD0rHf
 JadedCynic: it's not a full ring, just a crescent
josh___something: This is such an evil hole
 Mazrae: Those volcano holes are the worst
 Arclight_Dynamo: Roll Up The Rim is an app. Canadian tire Money is an app. it sucks.
patrick_stonecrusher: If your ring has asplit in it, consult a doctor
 CaptainSpam: You don't roll up a rim anymore?  BLASPHEMY!
 red_shoes_jeff: Then what's the POINT!?
 DiscordianTokkan: It involves less chewed on cardboard being given to people
 SymphonicLolita: everything is now THE APP
 Arclight_Dynamo: Can't change the payout on printed cups halfway through. You can diddle an app.
 DiscordianTokkan: I HAVE a Rim Roller still!
SilverHalcyon: what the heck is Roll up a rim?
BloodnBullets: dafuq is "roll up the rim"?
seasicksidekick: You can't win a free coffee from your free coffee anymore either
 Sage0fMadness: these apps are taking all our rim jobs
  Juliamon: Roll Up the Rim is a Tim Hortons annual promotion where you unroll the cup rim for a prize
hackingducks: that is some deep cut can-con
 Arclight_Dynamo: You folks get an app? We just get a train that catches fire.
 Graham_LRR: that is how it works
Bruceski: That's how it works in Portland
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/SwissPoorTriangleSpicyBoy-uZgUSZTvPKevhizQ
 Graham_LRR: once you use it twice, and hit $5, it doesn’t charge you any more than day
  alexsteacy: @Graham_LRR ah thats SOMETHING
  alexsteacy: But I do enjoy being at the mercy of my phone charge and network availability
 Graham_LRR: agreeeee
  alexsteacy: it is 10 poos
 SymphonicLolita: 
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 MaladyDark: been taking a break from watching streams. back though now.
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 SymphonicLolita: clown murders
 northos: 
 BusTed: 
 PharaohBender27: Oh it is, isn't it
 JadedCynic: Wanna revise that wording, Alex?
 SymphonicLolita: 0/10
 underhill33: pls no
 Lysander_salamander: 
Mathwyn: I feel like this more the fall guys in FFXIV crossover game
 thebuzzstreams: IAN!
Lobo_Apache: We all know he doesn't use them. It's just tattoo'd on
 wedge_x: they have the BANG flag
 Lysander_salamander: oh that's worse
 MaladyDark: maybe should ask jared leto.
Laserbeaks_Fury: with "BANG!" on the side
 Arclight_Dynamo: They just unroll and go "Fweeee!" like a party streamer.
 JadedCynic: @MaladyDark forget him - ask Mark Hamill
 JadedCynic: (the answer would be much funnier)
Lobo_Apache: Ian, that's sounding painful
 SymphonicLolita: on easter monday?
badpandabear subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 73 months!
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 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 Arclight_Dynamo: Which god?
smashy_030: damn you god
josh___something: Which god
  QuixoticScrivener: that is several names
 PharaohBender27: I thought Ian was a Gaelic name?
 Mr_Horrible: a "gift" in the German sense
PawssumFable: Haha
tergonis: one more reason to kill god
 JadedCynic: Horner, we had a talk about "Terms of Service" and "Community Guidelines, already this year...
 MaladyDark: @JadedCynic i was making a subtle reference to the time jared leto mailed his cast mates used condoms. becuase he was method acting apparently. dickhead
 PharaohBender27: @Mr_Horrible i.e., poisonous? 
  Juliamon: I swear I just heard Ievan Polkka in this music
 Lord_Hosk: I can honestly say, I have never given a moments thought to where gingerbreadmen pee
 avi_miller: I believe Ian is the Gaelic version of the Hebrew Yohanan IIRC
 margieargie: My name is in the bible, but only because it's Greek for "pearl" and Jesus talked about casting pearls before swine that one time
PawssumFable: Ginger ale
Laserbeaks_Fury: Does that plaque  say "L is real"
 Kramburger: Ian's in the bible because he's an immortal and one day will become the god-emperor of a militantly theocratic society locked in an eternal war against the forces of chaos
 Veraphage: What's the biblical name for "no gift receipt"?
 PharaohBender27: @avi_miller I can see that
 SymphonicLolita: geometry not happy
 PMAvers: *chants* SUB OCEAN SUB OCEAN
 thebuzzstreams: https://clips.twitch.tv/TiredExquisiteDogSoonerLater--2bMZKLcX1PNm7gN
 BusTed: culled
ButterBall000: To the Sub Ocean!
TheAinMAP: 
SeismicLawns: goodbye level
smashy_030: my name comes from the story where god tells someone to kill their son and then is like "wait dont actually"
 CataclysmicReverb: @Veraphage Ea Nasir?
 MaladyDark: my Mother made my name up. it turns out it is a real name, just other gendered and serbian apparently
 TheAwkes: #CullThatGeometry
 Meark: Sir. This is not watch and play.
epsilon_vee: how many strokes penalty for the sub ocean 
 JadedCynic: oh sorry, I was going for "funny" instead of "disgusting and nauseating"
TheAinMAP: 
 JadedCynic: excellent make-up shot, Ian! 
 Lysander_salamander: oh, drawbridge
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/AgilePolishedNigiriMingLee-ZPQ-5N2Suh7Qg0e2
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/PunchyMiniatureManateeKippa-9KEHC7BuiWwSogz_
Lobo_Apache: He's really edging up tonight
 Cptasparagus: oh cool its the G spot
 BusTed: Whoa.
 DiscordianTokkan: https://clips.twitch.tv/PerfectPreciousSandpiperUWot-OoyXXeN02zQULix5
  Sarah_Serinde: That was just 2 LRLs ago yeah
 FlynnRaccoon: "Remember? We Had Beej" - what a threatening sentence
 BusTed: seatbelts, everyone
 PharaohBender27: What do you mean, you had Beej? There was just a floating pot 
 thebuzzstreams: But how about Second LRR Minigolf?
Angreed66: You've also done a pre record minigolf on live before too
 margieargie: Sadly this isn't pinball, or Ian'd be racking up the points there
 PMAvers: I mean, it could be worse, it could be the Magic School Bus episode about fish migration
 Arclight_Dynamo: Wow, big fan.
smashy_030: this isnt pinball nor is ian nic cage
 miniMacGuru: Doing a pre-record of two teams each building a mini golf hole from the dollar store or similar could be fun.
 djalternative: this is what the lower intestine of a clown looks like
Laserbeaks_Fury: At my old school, we never had to make Par 5 though someone intestines.
 avi_miller: @minimacguru Ok, I love that idea
 JadedCynic: I know for a fact that my oesophagus doesn't have fan blades...well, not anymore
 BigDaddyBland87: Ian shoulda sat there and waited for someone to bump him in for free
Laserbeaks_Fury: the 3 genders
 Mazrae: @minimacguru kind of how they did the egg drop but mini golf edition??
Angreed66: @JadedCynic Are you sure they haven't been reinstalled?
 Lord_Hosk: Ass Master "build the best mini-golf hole from the materials around the moonbase"  Mystery second Ass "Play your minigolf hole, least strokes wins"
 SymphonicLolita: *raises hand* *lowers hand*
 margieargie: *Zardoz voice* The golf is good, the man is evil
PawssumFable: No, play the opposite team's hole.
 Arclight_Dynamo: There are a lot of golf courses in China, apparently, despite being illegal as decadent.
Bruceski: The world islands eroded didn't they?
 dougma: The world islands are sinking back into the sea
Bruceski: When you stop paying they stop being maintained
 Graham_LRR: you went down to Level 31
 JadedCynic: yep; I nearly suffocated on a morsel of bread last week and blades really would've helped break it up before I accidentally inhaled it into my trachea
 Lord_Hosk: I thought the world Isands were a housing development
smashy_030: who smacking they mic
 PMAvers: I love that our local golf course spent a bunch of time and effort renovating one of the holes to be a island hole, and every time it rains that section of the course floods.
 Arclight_Dynamo: Huh, looking it up, the legal status of golf in China is... in flux.
 Graham_LRR: stop by Al’s Slow Food
 PharaohBender27: Honestly, that last play was great
 LordZarano: Ian: "from Scottish Gaelic Eòin, equivalent to English John." 'From Old Irish Iohain, from Latin Iōannēs, from Ancient Greek Ἰωάννης (Iōánnēs), from Hebrew יוֹחָנָן (Yôḥānān, literally “God is gracious”).'
 Ogrekidd: man they really changed the golden saucer in remake huh
PawssumFable: To be fair, golf courses take up so much water that it is actually villanous.
 definenull: xD
 definenull: so much innuendo
PawssumFable: villainous
SeismicLawns: you do have to line up fully gay though
 avi_miller: @lordzarano Yes! I remembered correctly!
 JadedCynic: yeah, miniature golf is MUCH better 
 JadedCynic: (well, maybe not THESE courses...  )
PawssumFable: To the point where golf being illegal is actually quite sensible.
 red_shoes_jeff: @Graham_LRR "I need some Slow Food, and I need it fast!"
 definenull: oh i don't like those firework sounds
 Lord_Hosk: Our local golf courses stopped watering anything other than the greens.  They found the golfers didn't notice, they cut down how often they had to cut the grass, and it cut their budget by 3/4s so it was a win all around.
TheAinMAP: 
 BusTed: Matt is rocking it
 SandwichKed: wut
 JadedCynic: this was a riot 
 Kramburger: Turing was good with numbers
Fanklok: Matt you can't use being gay as an excuse for everything
 PharaohBender27: 300
Snowcookies: ty for the tream
 BusTed: wooo!
 NotCainNorAbel: 500 - as always a perfect score
 Sheikun07: 
 red_shoes_jeff: WwwooOOOOOoooo!
smashy_030: social security?????
  alexsteacy: "I don't feel so good, Mr. Woods..."
 JadedCynic: matt is just gonna have to admit his good at things in his own respect 
 red_shoes_jeff: 100
 TheOtherTrevor: CC number right in this chat box here, right?
  Juliamon: !alex
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 JadedCynic: dont forget the csv!
 Foxmar320: !alex
  LRRbot: Alex’s Varied Creations ~ Gumroad: http://gumroad.com/alexsteacy | Patreon: patreon.com/alexsteacy | Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/ca/shop/AlexSteacy | Home stream: twitch.tv/alexsteacy | Twitter: twitter.com/alexsteacy | More: https://bio.link/alexsteacy
smashy_030: gonna drop my national insurance number rn
  alexsteacy: Ya this is the best: https://bio.link/alexsteacy
 Foxmar320: !youtube
  LRRbot: LRR's main channel is https://www.youtube.com/loadingreadyrun . For Stream VODs check out https://www.youtube.com/loadingreadylive . MtG vods and other MtG content are at https://www.youtube.com/LRRMtG . Tabletop related videos are at https://www.youtube.com/LRRTT . LRR Videogame videos (including Checkpoint+) are at https://www.youtube.com/LRRVG
 avi_miller: yeah!
patrick_stonecrusher:   
 Foxmar320: !homestream
  LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/alexsteacy | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Kathleen: twitch.tv/BraveNewFaves | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager , twitch.tv/sergeafterdark | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler
 JadedCynic: you get a day in advance to check for schedule changes 
  Texan_Reverend: !mastodon
  LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun is now on Mastodon! You can find them at kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun, and LRRMtG at kind.social/@LRRMTG
  Texan_Reverend: Signups are open, and you're welcome to come by and create an account.
 PharaohBender27: 
 JadedCynic: ^^^^ (tyvm, TexRv  )
Snowcookies: I thought MoC was a terraria stream?
  Juliamon: Next week they start Raft!
  Texan_Reverend: You're very welcome @jadedcynic
TheAinMAP: mattlrHeck divers
 JadedCynic: so....all of the space rts/4x games? 
josh___something: Damn... Roasted
wildpeaks: @Snowcookies they finished it, stopped at hardmode
 Sheikun07: Japanese Flavored Eurojank!  Wanted: Dead is great fun.
 avi_miller: Yeah, that game looks incredibly Ian
  Texan_Reverend: We love watching Ian play Japanese ridiculousness.
 BusTed:  
 Mythallian: YEE and/or HAW
 FlynnRaccoon: Nashi or I riot 
 PharaohBender27: :cowboyhat:
 djalternative: how many cowboy hats does LRR have?
 KaleidoscopeMind: multitasking!
 Sheikun07: @djalternative Not enough
 PharaohBender27: @djalternative Honestly? I think 2 or 3 at most
  Juliamon: I recommend throwing a sub (Prime or otherwise) at Wheeler's channel for that. Have those good cowboy Magic emotes ready.
TheAinMAP: 
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 BusTed: sniped!
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 RatherLargeToad: Frog 
 SymphonicLolita: dabits
 PharaohBender27: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 djalternative: ban them
 Suffix: Hope you had fun!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 JadedCynic: bye and thanks!
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 Phailhammer: cya 
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/AntediluvianExcitedSheepBCouch-fGDi-RzN534OLrBx
 PharaohBender27: All right, time to finish the latest Qwerpline
 ZoBo_: oh, rip...I just got here 
 JadedCynic: to the VOD!
 Gekyouryuu: awww, I missed the end on my way home. dinger
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