AFK || Wingspan

 Xenovita: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (The LoadingReadyRun crew play a board game! Game: Earthbourne Rangers) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (8m from now).
ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: Head [fawn]
 Manae: !next
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 Manae:  
 NotCainNorAbel:  
 Fruan:   
 red_shoes_jeff: 
 RealGamerCow: I have never heard of this game before
Pal_Friendpatine: Nice job @manae
  Juliamon: RealGamerCow Good news then, they're playing Wingspan instead
 RealGamerCow: Oh.
 Earthenone: im disapointed, the other game basicly has my (user) name on it
 Welbog: How dare?!
 PharaohBender27: Yeah, apparently  's under the weather
 KaleidoscopeMind:  ?
 PharaohBender27:  !
 Earthenone:   
 Manae:   
  Juliamon: Ben's not feeling well so they're emergency subbing bird game in
 Welbog: GWS 
 PharaohBender27: !birb
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 red_shoes_jeff:     
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 djalternative: Oh. well hopefully Ben can climb back on top of the weather some time soon
 PharaohBender27: @djalternative I actually was just wondering a few minutes ago, "Where did that phrase even come from?" It's so odd when you examine it.
 Gaelan_Maestro: !birb
  LRRbot: Wark, wark!
 Welbog: Today's weather is brain rain.
 Gaelan_Maestro: Chocobos for life
 Gekyouryuu: you know what I hope to see on here sometime that I recently learned exists? Wyrmspan.
 Kibbik: Hyped for Wingspan 
 Gekyouryuu: it's Wingspan, but dragons
kusinohki: meows
Pal_Friendpatine: ok looking that up now @gekyouryuu . BRB
 djalternative: @PharaohBender27 I'm taking a wild guess that it comes from the fact that rain clouds are associated with bad mood/illness. A raincloud being atop of you would mean you are literally below the weather
kusinohki: played wyrmspan...  2 weeks ago??
 Getter404: Oh no, does EBR fall under the Arkham Curse now?
 PMAvers: Probably.
DideRobot: LRR: Time for AFK! Tonight James, Wheeler and Matt are feeding birds and making eggs on in Wingspan! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/112210021516058973
 Kibbik: I must find with Wyrmspan!
 PharaohBender27: @djalternative Googling indicates that it probably has nautical origins, but there's disagreement about what those exactly are, and furthermore it seems to have been used for different meanings: https://www.mentalfloss.com/posts/under-the-weather-meaning
 Gekyouryuu: @kusinohki wait... they did or you did?
  Juliamon: LRR has not played it
   LoadingReadyRun:  Is Wyrmspan out now? I remember hearing about it. I would say there is a high likelyhood of it show up here 
kusinohki: i played wyrmspan...   left out an important word there didn't i?
 Gekyouryuu: ok, didn't think they had, but I've been known to miss stuff happening before
Bruceski: It's dime for bird facts! Did you know that ravens, robins, and pigeons are all birds?
 Gekyouryuu: @Bruceski did YOU know that at least two of those are also DC comics characters?
 BrowneePoints: Pigeons are Doves and are way smarter than commonly held belief
 StageMgrRob: @LoadingReadyRun I have seen it in a couple of LGSes here in Maryland
 TheThirdTail: @Bruceski I definitely read "robins" as "goblins." I should probably go to bed
 BrowneePoints: don't know who started the smear campaign against Pigeons but they aren't "rats with wings" and deserve more respect
 Kibbik: But what ARE birds?
 SymphonicLolita: BIRB
 SymphonicLolita: GAME
kusinohki: PMAvers prolly already sent a copy
Tommadness: @BrowneePoints hey rats rule
 1y1e: consider picking up the fancy wyrmspan token extras at the same time, it's v high quality tactile upgrade
 PMAvers: What? No.
  Juliamon: Doves are pigeons with better PR (and mourning doves aren't even as pretty)
 Shadowsoflife: 
  QuixoticScrivener: birds aren’t real
 BrowneePoints: Correct. Rats are also great. The worst parts about Rats is that they only live so short
 PharaohBender27: @BrowneePoints My best guess is it was someone living in a city with a lot a pigeons who got tired of all their poop
 BrowneePoints: they are smart lil sweethearts who live too fast
Bruceski: "Birds" get their name from the sound people make when they see them.
 jacqui_lantern234: hey ya wonderful friends whomst i love beyond measure!!!!! 
 Kibbik: 
 Shadowsoflife: 
 TheAwkes: @Juliamon I've always called them conceited pigeons.
 Getter404:  
midnightcurryjazz: oh is this the bird game
kusinohki: raises agressive love shield to bounce it back to jacqui
  Juliamon: Ben's not feeling well so they're emergency subbing bird game in
 Gekyouryuu: iirc, the "proper" name for pigeons is "rock doves"
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy,  ,  , and  !
Xafty: wow
 PMAvers: I assume Ulmer was up too late playing ARAMs last night.
 BrowneePoints: Quick call yourself Petter!
 Kramburger:    
saintguard: His name was Matt Wiggins
 Getter404: Hi Beej
 SymphonicLolita: sometimes I can still hear his voice
 CaptainSpam: Yep, that's a Beej.
 KaleidoscopeMind:  ?
 MrSarkhan: 100% Beej
 BrowneePoints: i'm gonna have to clip that for soundboard usage
 jacqui_lantern234: Beej?! that sounds more like 3 PS3's on tech!!! 
 Sage0fMadness:   
goombalax: my copy of this game just arrived today, unreal
 SymphonicLolita: o7
 PharaohBender27: Oh, he tried the centurion again?
 tehfewl: lethal
AMuseOfFirebane: Rookie mistake
 Kramburger: For a many in his 30s, any amount of chicken nuggets is too many
Pal_Friendpatine: From the book ‘Three Sheets to the Wind The Nautical Origins of Everyday Expressions’… Under the Weather: A sailor standing watch on the windward side of the ship is battered by the wind and spray. Getting the brunt of the rough seas he or she was said to be under the weather.
Dergib: that's imposible to do
 MrSarkhan: o7
saintguard: 
 tehfewl: EGG
 SymphonicLolita: EGG
saintguard: EGG
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 spinebustertee: Biiiirds!
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 Getter404: E G G
 jibkat: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 Gekyouryuu: ALL zombies lay eggs, Wheeler
Dergib: nice socks jams
 micalovits: "Jesus did lay eggs" is one hell of a sentence to come into
Jay_Blanc: Do not confuse and attempt to eat board game EGG.
invertedrussian: Bird Engine GOES BURRRRRRRR!
 jacqui_lantern234: its been a hot minute since ive played Bird Game, time to hit up my friend with all the expansions
 Getter404: @Jay_Blanc Thankfully, no board game is more Forbidden Candy than Azul
 tehfewl: bird engine
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 Gekyouryuu: @jacqui_lantern234 if you've not yet heard, there's a Dragon version now/soon
 SymphonicLolita: Fun Fact: all birds that were named after people are going to be changed in the near future to have normal names
 Diabore: take turns doing actions? so its magic?
 Gekyouryuu: @SymphonicLolita oh?
 tehfewl: bird and egg
 SymphonicLolita: so Stellar's Jay, Cooper's Hawk etc. are going to change
 James_the_Dabbler: @SymphonicLolita Hey, "Bill" is a normal name!
Pal_Friendpatine: you mean Bob the bird is going to get it’s name changed?
 BrowneePoints: Caw Caw*
 jacqui_lantern234: @Gekyouryuu ive heard about it, but havent looked into it at all
 SymphonicLolita: well a (probably white) guy named Bob can't claim a bird for himself anymore
midnightcurryjazz: nice
 PharaohBender27: 
 SnackPak_: 
 Kibbik: What expansions are we playing with tonight?
 SymphonicLolita: omg
 micalovits: THAT is cool as fuck
 pn55: 
 SnackPak_:   
 MrSarkhan: Amazing!
 jibkat: Bird!
 saucemaster5000: Okay that is so sick
 Dog_of_Myth: That's cool.
 Gekyouryuu: yeeeeessssssssssssss
 tehfewl: thats good content
 Shadowsoflife: NEAT!
 MrSarkhan:   
 James_the_Dabbler: WOW
 jibkat: SymphonicLolita 
AMuseOfFirebane: Caw caw!
Dergib: I love it
 pn55: Cool technology!
 SymphonicLolita: DO IT
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 Alas_Babylon: caw caw
nightsreach: that's amazing
 SnackPak_: your not?!?
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 jibkat: jacqui_lantern234 omg hey
 Sage0fMadness:   
 SymphonicLolita: I'll unsub if you don't
Wormsbane: oooo
 Gekyouryuu: bless you, James
 KWardJenx: EVERY bird
saintguard: How could you not
   LoadingReadyRun: That is an app call Wingsong, it's free on the app store
 jacqui_lantern234: yeah, the bird noise app is the best feature about this already stellar game
 BrowneePoints: So y'all are getting Ian on a Bloomburrow EDSC SPECIFICALLY so he can fight Wheeler to the Death to play the Bird PreCon
 BrowneePoints: right?
  QuixoticScrivener: who puts worm in bird feeder?
midnightcurryjazz: bords
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/IcyBlightedElkArsonNoSexy-EJYwrV343DlMhLdp
 Alas_Babylon: Immersive gaming
Falannt: Can we have background bird noises as music? =)
 Kibbik: European expansion only?
 jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun and YOURE a wonderful person whomst everyone cherishes more than words can express!!!! GET GOT, PAUL 
Dergib: birb noises
 circusofkirkus: can we get this technology for the card reader for MTG
 Shadowsoflife: Yeah bird songs
 Gekyouryuu: I hope they have an app like that for Wyrmspan
 Alas_Babylon: lorge bird?
 jacqui_lantern234: @jibkat yes?
 PharaohBender27: @Falannt That might interfere with the new birdcall reader
 James_the_Dabbler: I love birds, they make such pretty noises
 Sage0fMadness: taps to attack
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 lamina5432: expansions are much better
 jibkat: jacqui_lantern234 
 PharaohBender27: 
 James_the_Dabbler: Wait it's sideways because it's european?
 Kibbik: The eggs look so delicious.
 jacqui_lantern234: @jibkat hai friend 
 mercano82: is there also an African expansion so you can do the Monty Python joke?
Tommadness: yup that's a seagull
 MrSarkhan: Sure is a seagull
 tehfewl: very seagull
 ckupf: sure is a sea gull
 CaptainSpam: Ayup.  Seagull.
 KWardJenx: majestic
 James_the_Dabbler: Sure is a sea gull
 SymphonicLolita: seagull ID is stupidly hard
RebekahWSD: Sure is a hungry boy
Tommadness: lived near those guys for a while
 Gekyouryuu: I saw a seagull literally today as I left work. I live in Pennsylvania
 jacqui_lantern234: sure is a Bird Vermin....i mean seagull
 Kibbik: Much stealing of chips.
 circusofkirkus: he knew you were a coward
 lamina5432: i like the blue
 jibkat: What bird would I be?
 PharaohBender27: @Gekyouryuu How far inland in Pennsylvania (IIRC, the southeastern part is . . . near the Atlantic)?
kusinohki: avoid the blue lane?  funny, a podcast called the "card draw then tuck strat" op...
Pal_Friendpatine: Is Paul a bit away from the mic?
 PharaohBender27: @jacqui_lantern234 "Shit hawk"
 Mattmitchell45: I just got here. Did we have an issue with Earthborn Rangers shipping or something?
 tehfewl: oh worm?
kusinohki: ulmer is sick at home, so audible to birb game
 PharaohBender27: @Mattmitchell45 Ben's not feeling well (and presumably wants to be here when that's played)
Piecrust9: ermagherd its burd turm!!
 jacqui_lantern234: the blue lane, in my experience, is good to utilize in the mid-game
Wormsbane: nm
 Gekyouryuu: @PharaohBender27 north east. I suppose we are technically near the ocean, but I always figured having a whole New Jersey in the way was enough to make a seagull an unusual sight
 lamina5432: pennsylvanias about an hour inland
   LoadingReadyRun: I believe the wingsong app is based on an open database of birdcalls, which is a neat thing that apparently exists!
saintguard: Bird!
 MrQBear: @micalovits Third, more dangerous option
 BrowneePoints: When given the option to Bob Dylan or Bruce Springsteen, always go Bob Dylan
 lamina5432: as someone also in PA there are a lot of seagulls in certain areas
 Shadowsoflife: @PharaohBender27 It weird for someone in Ohio (me) to see a seagulls
 jacqui_lantern234: @PharaohBender27 at a metal festival in finland back when i was young, a seagull took a shit on my overpriced food and proceeded to eat it as i angrily stood up
 Gekyouryuu: @lamina5432 fellow PA person, high five
 BrowneePoints: TANGLED up in CLUUUUUUUUUE!
RebekahWSD: Seagulls and Atlantic City? It ME
 kalira77: there are several open databases for identifying birds, which makes me happy
 lamina5432: @Gekyouryuu high five
ChaoticObserver: I put this song together after being unabel to trade for wool for the 4th turn in a row in Catan.
 SnackPak_: @BrowneePoints well done
 PharaohBender27: @Gekyouryuu True, but they can get pretty far inland. Though I remember hearing (this might be folklore) that seeing a bunch of seagulls inland is a sign of an approaching storm
 KWardJenx: That bird slaps!
Tommadness: @Gekyouryuu PA gang
 tehfewl: Activate B I R D
 PharaohBender27: @jacqui_lantern234 Yep, that sounds like seagull behavior
kusinohki: our catan song has to have a line about jibkat stealing the wood port...
 Gekyouryuu: @PharaohBender27 on the one hand, it's *been* storming for a couple days, on the other it was only the one, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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RebekahWSD: It's extremely windy/rainy down here at the shore
 PharaohBender27: !birb
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 PharaohBender27: Huh, seems to be stuck on that response
 jacqui_lantern234: @PharaohBender27 i wasnt so mad at the gull eating my food, or even crapping on it, i was mad at how much it cost only to lose half of it
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 PharaohBender27: @jacqui_lantern234 Fair enough
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 Solid_Fuel: pog lets go!
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 micalovits: Oh I can't wait to hear the turkey
 Earthenone: my old highschool mascot was a seagull, it was the most accurate animal to reperesnt teenagers, a trash bird
 Eduardo_Velho: where is the wingspan shandalar mod?
 jacqui_lantern234: ahh, the confidence of a white man 
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 Alas_Babylon: Oh, is that why they call them switches?
 PharaohBender27: @micalovits IIRC, when they played this for Tabletop Day in . . . 2021, I believe?  literally played the turkey gobble on his phone for all to hear
 SymphonicLolita: crow! crow! crow! crow!
 Shadowsoflife: Raven  Raven Raven
 kalira77: wheeler will 100% take the turkey if it shows up
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 BrowneePoints: or Crownenberg
 micalovits: Cool Crow Bro
 SymphonicLolita: Carrion Crow is the European crow
kusinohki: does the crow sound like brandon lee??
 kalira77: counting corvids
 Mazrae: Does that crow call summon Ian??
 Shadowsoflife: Yeah crow frinds
Bruceski: An uncommon crow makes the same sound but has three more lines of rules text
 SymphonicLolita: crows in NA are the American Crow, aptly
 SymphonicLolita: (or the Chihuahuan Crow)
Dergib: that's what is missing. birb game without ian is sus
kusinohki: not sure I heard matt right - any 2 food can be 1 food.  the 2 food can be different
 PharaohBender27: @Dergib Admittedly, this is a last-minute substitute game
Tommadness: wait until we get to "en passant"
 kalira77: brb, googling en passant
 micalovits: "Oh yea, En Passant"
ChaoticObserver: Clipping error clearly
 Solid_Fuel: googles en pessant: Holy Sh**
 saucemaster5000: Castleing was made up by the same people who gerrymander districts
 kalira77: dangit Tommadness, you beat me to it 
Tommadness: lmao
Dergib: @PharaohBender27 I get it. still sus. lol
 micalovits: To be fair, chess would be better without Castling... More interesting midgame attacks, and less get a slight advantage and start trading for a winning endgame
 loufghyslaufey: For Ian's?
midnightcurryjazz: make ian build it on his show
 jacqui_lantern234: talk to Ian about an Office Bird 
 SymphonicLolita: I have a bird right now!
 loufghyslaufey: And his "Two Crows"?
 SymphonicLolita: I can donate it through the internet
 kalira77: idk, i've heard serge is back, so all office pets have to go home
 loufghyslaufey: cats or dogs? Nah, Wheeler! I'll trade, yo!!
 BrowneePoints: Remember if you get a Christmas Card with two red Cardinals THOSE BIRDS ARE GAY!
 Shadowsoflife: Yeah, cardinals
kusinohki: IIRC castling was created to speed the game up.  the chess "meta" at the time had players spend 3 turns to get in that position.  similar reason for the pawn moves 2 squares if it hadn't moved yet
 PharaohBender27: @jacqui_lantern234 You're assuming Ian doesn't already do that every several months only for Graham to say, "NO! For the last time, we are not going to have a crow in the office!"
 SnackPak_: @kusinohki neat
 jacqui_lantern234: @PharaohBender27 gosh, i wish this were true 
ChaoticObserver: I will not accept this slander of ignoring Grover
kusinohki: my oscar the grouch strat was garbage...
 tehfewl: same
 SymphonicLolita: peep peep peep
 PharaohBender27: 
 loufghyslaufey: bird sounded... lowkey "angs-angies"
 Tweygoh: cheep heh
 Shadowsoflife: @PharaohBender27 Ian turns to window and caws sadly to the crow at the window
 Sage0fMadness: Wheeler teaching James Canlander
kusinohki: egg is also point, but yeah spend egg to get card good
 PharaohBender27: @Shadowsoflife If it weren't that CH universe Ian is probably too square to do this, this feels like a CH scene
 tehfewl: owls are good birds
 Tweygoh: Yall need to tell Adam its not weird to see owls
 NotCainNorAbel: Suspicious
  QuixoticScrivener: anyone ever see two owls in one day?
 Shadowsoflife: @PharaohBender27 It totally does
 saucemaster5000: If you've ever seen an owl take a bath, that is the ctuest thing ever
 Nigouki: one of these days I'll move to Victoria just for the owls
 BrowneePoints: 3
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 BrowneePoints: Owls usually pair don't they?
 Kibbik: Everyone is fond of owls
 kalira77: two-hoo!
 Getter404: 2 is a turf war. 3 is suspicious
 PharaohBender27: @Kibbik Not  , it seems 
 Tweygoh: some just got rereleased into California
   LoadingReadyRun:  Rather then bringing a bird into the office, Ian is more likely to just keep feeding crows until they naturally hang around outside
 Sage0fMadness: Owls are cool.  but they are not wise.
 tehfewl: They're all good birds, Brent
 kalira77: @PharaohBender27 I mean, he's partial to a certain office owl
 Shadowsoflife: @LoadingReadyRun He does that already
 jessieimproved: Woody is a peliated woodpecker
 Going_Medium: In college, my walk home went by a California Condor nest.
 Getter404: @Sage0fMadness Owls are like housecats in that their primary skill is looking smug, which makes it easier to ascribe intent to their actions
RvLeshrac: I own every expansion and the Nesting box, and have not played with the expansions.
 Sage0fMadness: @Getter404 oh, well put.
 PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun *cue footage of a crew member stepping out of the office, and everything is just covered with crows, a la Hitchcock's "The Birds"
RvLeshrac: I have to say that all the multicoloured eggs add a lot.
   LoadingReadyRun: @RvLeshrac The Nesting box?
 loufghyslaufey: "Ready Birdie In One" Anyone?
Mathwyn: Who has an egg in this trying time
 Getter404: @LoadingReadyRun The Big Box organizer, similar to the Scythe Legendary Box
RvLeshrac: Nesting Box is the big-box storage for everything. It's uh... a bit bigger than two Empyreal boxes side-by-side.
RvLeshrac: Might be about the size of two Twilight Impreium boxes stacked?
RvLeshrac: Imperium*
 Shadowsoflife: That's larges
 Getter404: I showed you my Skull & Bones please respond
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 BrowneePoints: parrots say what?
 kalira77: they don't die, they were just never hatched
Xafty: parrots live very long, other birds vary
 couchboyj: Parrots have entered the chat
 Shadowsoflife: @Getter404 bird or pirate or pirate bird?
 ladyjessica: you could teach the parrot dickbutt
Tommadness: @ladyjessica teach the parrot the horse joke
 Getter404: Can you teach the parrot to talk like Jay Mohr? Also, why the hell do I remember that movie?
tanshala: so  the future holds penelope and a parrot doing loading ready live?
   LoadingReadyRun:  ya, I shutter to think what phrases a parrot would pick up around here
 niccus: an office bird would be a natural predator to the ceiling egg
Gadora: @LoadingReadyRun Simply teach it the Beej Drop sound.
 Going_Medium: That would be a very apologetic parrot
 kalira77: do NOT let bartleby near the parrot
Dergib: oh, cori would teach it so many bad things. lol
wholovesclutch: HEYHEYHEY
 kalira77: everyone in the office freezes every time office parrot says "Tell Dale"
 ladyjessica: oooo you could teach a parrot the crap shot sound.
Piecrust9: You could make a wingspan tshirt the next jackbox night
   LoadingReadyRun: A Lyrebird could definitely do the crapshot and Beejdrop sounds
 NonUniqueGuy: I see various unofficial wingspan t-shirts with a simple google search
 sasschad: I mean, Etsy is awash with them, but nothing official immediately evident
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 BrowneePoints: yea lots of very stolen image shirts
 BrowneePoints: but not any official merch ones
 lochnessseammonster: so it's pretty 
 niccus: query complete, here's your shirt https://www.etsy.com/listing/1554557487/acotar-big-wingspan-energy-tshirt
 ladyjessica: redbubble Etsy nothing official.
 jibkat: Birb shirt
 SnackPak_: wooow
 jessieimproved: wowsers
 PharaohBender27: 
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Getter404: The Forbidden Bird!
 lamina5432: is it endangered ?
 SnackPak_: @lamina5432 it very much is
 NotCainNorAbel: if you hear the call it's too late
 lamina5432: they don't play those
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 sasschad: they’re essentially mute
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 BrowneePoints: They make some throaty calls, they are also HELLA endangered @LoadingReadyRun
 BrowneePoints: throaty sounds*
 sasschad: sometimes hiss
 kalira77: "Condors are usually silent, but can issue a variety of hisses and snorts particularly when defending nest sites."
 SnackPak_: banger
RvLeshrac: You can buy Stonemaier logo shirts, but no Wingspan shirts. There might have been a SM Champion shirt at some point with a Wingspan theme.
 NotCainNorAbel: DJTurner!
protojman: nuuu not the bees!
 Shadowsoflife: my god a deadly bee weapon
   LoadingReadyRun:  is there really something about not playing the calls of endangered species?
  Juliamon: Yeah, they don't want to encourage more people to be looking for them
  Juliamon: could pose a risk to the habitat
 BrowneePoints: and California Condors are REALLY endangered
 Tweygoh: so endangered
 BrowneePoints: Like, hoping they live through the century endangered
 Asrimal: O-R-I-O-L-E-S
Alex_Frostfire: In the 1980's they were down to 22.
 ShaneLeeAtk: Quality
 mercano82: The Baltimore Oriole’s call is “How ‘bout dem O’s?”
 jessieimproved: i know what this is, we have several
tanshala: oh so as endangered as humans =P
 BrowneePoints: "who cooks for you? Who cooks for you all"
 kalira77: Cali condors are really interesting. There's less than 300 in the wild now
 PharaohBender27: 
 jacqui_lantern234: MATT XD
 SymphonicLolita: 
 SnackPak_: matt!
 Alas_Babylon: I have a slight suspicion who the other person would be
 underhill33: lmao
 lochnessseammonster: 
 jessieimproved: Barred owls also can sound a lot like a monkey
 Solid_Fuel: 
 jacqui_lantern234: WHEELER 
 jessieimproved: They are the wildest sounding thing in the woods here
   LoadingReadyRun: interesting. I would have thought that making a recording of the call of an endangered bird would make it so people *don't* have to find it in the wild
goombalax: ask not the owl who cocks for you. IT COCKS FOR THEE
 FlynnRaccoon: https://clips.twitch.tv/BadOddDogeWoofer-VJ3VE0mV6plnlD2M
 jibkat: @goombalax 
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/RacyGiantFalconKappaClaus-elxwkNO6RIB5ZhYl
 Shadowsoflife: always intend your puns, always
 mercano82: it sounds like dinner
 BrowneePoints: The other big thing Paul, is that California Condors kinda mike some chuffs, but are almost entirely silent
   LoadingReadyRun: @BrowneePoints that's fair
 niccus: there sure are shirts out there https://www.etsy.com/listing/1594238247/wingspan-shirt-board-game-inspired-have
  Juliamon: A bird as endangered as the cali condor also probably already has every extant bird tagged for tracking, so they don't need random amateur birders looking for them
 mercano82: the Orioles will be back next season
 couchboyj: Peacocks are in the asia expansion,  I think?
 sasschad: peafowl is the face card for the Asia expansiom
 SnackPak_: 
 micalovits: Uhhhh
adept_nekomancer: Bird's haunted.
midnightcurryjazz: 
 emberBecky: =[
 Solid_Fuel: 
 lochnessseammonster: 
 micalovits: I didn't need to sleep anyway today
 Melfina__: a bird makes that noise?
 onetrueseth: Lesser North American Vitamix
 kalira77: what bird was this again?
 Dog_of_Myth: Turkey Vulture
Morrigan9: barista bird
 tehfewl: no thats correct
 Dog_of_Myth: The sound of the midwest
 kalira77: ah yeah that noise makes sense then
  Juliamon: yeah, the thing about vultures is they don't need to sound pretty, they need to sound intimidating to drive off other scavengers
 KWardJenx: That's solid
 jessieimproved: The amount of joy that bird game gives LRR is so delightful
adept_nekomancer: I thought Hooty was the office bird.
 Rourke9: egg
 TehAmelie: so, Storm Crow
 niccus: sounds like a tattoo idea
 couchboyj: The Black Lotus of birds
 kalira77: the fact that matt even knew there was competitive play and that there are banned cards suggests he plays this a LOT more than i do
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 SoldieroFortune: Then you might be excited by Wyrmspan, then
 ShaneLeeAtk:   
 Cptasparagus: his birdcall is  "berries and cream"
   LoadingReadyRun: @SoldieroFortune it does look cool!
 sasschad: they themed the corvid’s abilities around discarding eggs for food, which became especially OP with the introduction of nectar in Oceania
 Dreamlettuce: 
midnightcurryjazz: 
protojman: Bird level: dumb comma big
 HadesLeprechaun: That is just letting air out of a balloon
 gualdhar: sounds like someone threw a small child off a cliff
 Shadowsoflife: the birb (air) horn
 tehfewl: I summon my Red-Wing Black Bird, in attack position
RvLeshrac: @kalira77 tbf even if you just play it 3 or 4 times it starts to become *really* obvious where the grossly OP things are.
   LoadingReadyRun: Or is it a Black-Body Red Bird?
 Gekyouryuu: "nevermore"
 Marvoleath: Interesting thing about woodpeckers - they have a space in their skulls, behind their brains, where they put they long tongues as a means of amortization for when they beak the wood
Mathwyn: What about the Mythic Rare Raven?
 Shadowsoflife: Yeah, Ravens!
 Gekyouryuu: @Mathwyn turns out it was Lim Dul the whole time
tanshala: the birds don't die, they run the hell away from that murder owl in the barn
 Gekyouryuu: oh, wait, no, that was just a rare. Alrund's flip side works, though
Mathwyn: @gekyouryuu So it was Odin all along instead
cobthegreat: Not ratthew
 tehfewl: "Where is that Turkey?" what is lines you hear in 70s cop movies?
 Gekyouryuu: so that's the sound you hear when you become a parent
   LoadingReadyRun: The sound of a raven is a really deep memory for me because there was a super cool exhibit at the Royal BC Museum about first nation mythology that used a raven's call. I visited it a bunch of times as a kid.
AshcopseDryad: just installed the wingsong app for my next session, great idea!
 SoldieroFortune: The ruby-throated squeeks a bit
  Juliamon: They do chirp, it's just very quiet
 Mazrae: When will the brown thrum be added
protojman: yolo
 Gekyouryuu: we've spotted that owl
 bytecaster: So you can't attract them?
saintguard: More cowbird!
 TehAmelie: they can get confused if they hear their calls and don't find any birds
 TheAwkes: I've got a fever, and the only cure, is more cowbird.
 TehAmelie: and confused birds have even more trouble procreating
   LoadingReadyRun:  does "Common" have a specific meaning in the context of bird naming?
 Gekyouryuu: @LoadingReadyRun they were all discovered by the rapper Common? 
Mathwyn: Screw Seagulls
 SnackPak_: team pigeon
protojman: same.
 emberBecky: i've never had a pigeon steal food from me..
saintguard: Coming from a beach town, I loathe seagulls
 Jennie_Fuchsia: Maybe it’s bc I live in Boston but turkeys are worse than both seagulls and pigeons
protojman: only in my 30s after moving away from a beach town did i learn how many birds of prey sound like what i thought were seagulls
 Cptasparagus: lay, queen
 tehfewl: now i just wanna eat like an entire bag of robin's eggs
 PharaohBender27: @tehfewl Cooked, right? . . . right?
  Juliamon: (they're candy)
 tehfewl: the candy
 PharaohBender27: Ah
 tehfewl: although i have eaten balut before
   LoadingReadyRun: robin's egg Omelette would be very decadent
  Juliamon: (specifically, Robin's Eggs are Whoppers malted milk balls with a speckled candy shell
  Juliamon: and come in both regular and mini size)
 PharaohBender27: @tehfewl (Googles balut, and . . . that's quite the image I'm seeing there)
 red_shoes_jeff: That's as many as FOUR tens!
 PharaohBender27: @red_shoes_jeff And that's terrible/awesome!
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 PharaohBender27: No,  , that was 3 days ago 
 PharaohBender27: * 
 sasschad: he has one in his first column
Astramentha: e g g
 sasschad: James has pink/white/brown powers in his first column
 sasschad: nope, row is row
 NotCainNorAbel: 500 - Bird
Astramentha: 
 JusticeJuice: Row row row your eggs.
 Melfina__: uhhh one more?
Jensling: James "Premier Eggs Pilot of the Format" Turner
 KWardJenx: Yeah you do!
 niccus: bird calls no longer pause the game
 Earthenone: !break
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 Earthenone: tamago to the bathroom
 Dog_of_Myth: Pay the 2 to cycle your fluids
 SoldieroFortune: !uptime
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 Mazrae: !updog
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 PharaohBender27: Good acronym
GLHFMagic: one of my favorite games!
 Tweygoh: ow
 MrPipboy3000: Bird food?  At work bro"  Hell yea.
GLHFMagic: The expansions make this game really POP 
 tehfewl: thats good sitting in the garden with soft bread and cheese bird noises right there
 Mazrae: That a bird or monkey
GLHFMagic: sounds like a turkey with a diahrrea
 PharaohBender27: 
 SnackPak_: 
 Shadowsoflife: the bird!
 SymphonicLolita: THE BIRD
  Juliamon: it accidentally the whole thing
pelifriend: I approve of our new pelican friend
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 googoltudoris: tweet tweet motherfluffers
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 PharaohBender27: 
 SymphonicLolita: AAAAAA
 Phailhammer: 
 tehfewl: good screech
 Dreamlettuce: 
 SnackPak_: worth the wait
 googoltudoris: for april fools they should have the app play "the cow goes moo" etc
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/SuccessfulShinyPuppyKlappa-hOm-P1J5dp7HffEk
notsoshorter: i dont know why bu hearing the word warble that time made me think of paul going wubble wubble wubble wubble when he found the wubble spot good times
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 PharaohBender27: @notsoshorter So, are you saying that warblers are all . . . a mirage? 
NoTomToLose: You know what I might
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notsoshorter: @PharaohBender27 I dont know if I could take it that far but I am quite suspicious of ravens and crows
 SymphonicLolita: :V
 ShaneLeeAtk: I have a family of blue jays at one end of the house. They get rowdy.
notsoshorter: but maybe wheeler could illuminate us if there are warblers on Dominaria (Mirage)
 SymphonicLolita: sound of my local bluejay friend The Screamer, named for how often he comes around screaming for snacks
 Gekyouryuu: ok, we have shoulders and tails. how much more until we have an entirely red hawk?
 dzee_szed: "Sorry, Brennan, we were looking for Roseate Spoonbill..."
 SymphonicLolita: hehehehe
 Gekyouryuu: "did you know it was a roseate spoonbill?" "I knew it was a spoonbill."
 Cptasparagus: fish have flesh
 SymphonicLolita: house finch my beloved
 dzee_szed: Impossible to heard the word spoonbill without thinking of Brennan Lee Mulligan losing his shit on camera
 PharaohBender27: James Turner, or James TERNer? 
Chesul: Worm, Double Worm, Sand Worm... wait...
 SymphonicLolita: b i g  b i r d
 1y1e: cards in hand? sounds like a blue habitat strategy if I ever heard one
 PharaohBender27: 
 SymphonicLolita: fish crows are in the eastern US coast
  Juliamon: These guys are the earliest risers here, it's still dark when they start singing
   LoadingReadyRun: @Juliamon that's a good way to become endangered
 UnusuallyLargeMoth: I wonder what kind of birds prey on the sand worms from dune
   LoadingReadyRun: @UnusuallyLargeMoth Early Worm gets the bird
 SymphonicLolita: hoo-woo
 NoxStryx: Wheeler is on water row mono-bonus cards i see
 MadWolf1290: rude (but true)
 tehfewl: in our face
 tehfewl: whats the little owl sound like?
 NoxStryx: The finch is a flocking power, he just makes friends with them
 PharaohBender27: The finch was Nibbler all along
 NoxStryx: Not sure if james gets that "between turns" tuck there,  it was durning his turn
 SymphonicLolita: AAAA
 NoxStryx: Haha, i love that you are using the wingsong app
 LordZarano: Can we listen to the *snicker* majestic cry *snicker* of the bald eagle?
   LoadingReadyRun: @NoxStryx its a great app
 shurtal: bin chicken?
 SymphonicLolita: cousin of Bin Chicken
 NoxStryx: White-faced Ibis, supprisingly NOT cancelled
 SymphonicLolita: @NoxStryx I have bad news about another species of ibis
 NoxStryx: Does @loadingreadyrun have the oceania expansion?
 NoxStryx: Stonmeier has a pretty solid scoring app for this too
 Gekyouryuu: nice
 NoxStryx: The alternate board in the oceania expansion really changes the game
 PharaohBender27: 
 Gekyouryuu: technically, James, you're tied so you ARE last
 NoxStryx: 
 SymphonicLolita: birds! birds! birds!
 NoxStryx: Tibreakers are who had more food
notsoshorter: Will there ever be wrymspan being played?
 Rourke9: GREAT family game
 PharaohBender27: 300 Insert birdcall of your choice
 NoxStryx: It is a ROUGH game to learn/teach because it SEEMS like a lot, but it clicks of people quickly
 PharaohBender27: 
 lamina5432: I do prefer the other stonmeier games
 SymphonicLolita: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 shurtal: Keifer
 NoxStryx: Gotta find and play the sound for the woodcock
 SymphonicLolita: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
frank_the_great: Who's the guy in the middle next to Wheeler?
 NoxStryx: It is like "meep"
 KWardJenx: Classic Beej
Rootpotato: adams been doing great
  Juliamon: He had a KILLER deck today
Rootpotato: got 3 trophies
 lochnessseammonster:   
protojman: he drafted some SICK decks
 KWardJenx: Adam was on a tear today with the Cube
 couchboyj: He ended with a sick Kiki deck today I think
  Juliamon: the ol' Time Walk Snapcaster Kiki
 TheMandrew: There is a pretty fun draft format on Arena right,  Remix Draft: Artifacts
 niccus: hope you like 99 luftballons
 MacbethSeemsSus: The Jesse Cox and Jacob Geller videos of the game are wild
 Gekyouryuu: also contracts
 Rourke9: yea it’s a 2 week game
  Juliamon: 2HU 2HU 2HU
 Diabore: iirc jackbox didnt cooperate last time
 avjamethyst: I'll be there
 ghyllnox: Ah yes, "Can't jack horses club"
 PharaohBender27: :D\
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 Going_Medium: F YA!
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 KWardJenx: Great Stream. Love the birb game. Many thanks. Fuck yeah!
 LadyAtarka: The F word is a fun work
 LadyAtarka: *word
notsoshorter: ok who clipped it
 Rourke9: time to walk
  Juliamon: I'm walkin ere
 Phailhammer: cya 
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