Plinken: lol deck why
frank_the_great: Draw go, let's go!
Diabore: how many blue sources?
micalovits: Very powerfull magic
Mathwyn: @snortablecola A youtube member, like the cool people on the LRR youtube memberships
frank_the_great: Grave Titan, right on top
Diabore: yes
swaggytaco: Now we're cooking
definenull: HAHA
definenull: now that's comedy
frank_the_great: Called it, but at what cost
Diabore: decidedly not a blue source
Mathwyn: Losing? That seems like a bad plan
Diabore: cmon deck, you gotta work with us
frank_the_great: Do we have a wipe?
frank_the_great: Clone card is p good
swaggytaco: :)
micalovits: Keeps us alive
Diabore: @frank_the_great already used deluge sadly
micalovits: Oh right
GapFiller: !next
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djalternative: what would we get with DT though?
amam741: that was exiled with the rat, right?
IcyDj: you can still get archon next turn
Diabore: could not have gotten demonic, that was exiled with skitter
EvilBadman: Tutor has no void counter
QTL7: portal will work though right?
jushimus: or a portal that makes grave titans
QTL7: like trade titans and block some tokens
QTL7: then portal killing the rest
amam741: blue!
definenull: there's your blue source?
QTL7: ah damn to many
frank_the_great: Check please!
Diabore: that does it, we cant make enough dudes
MilkInBags: at this point, cycle it?
MilkInBags: submit, concede
definenull: o7
micalovits: Just run to a different pc!
IcyDj: cycle land into animate dead couldve maybe have saved you
Diabore: king of the 2-1 continues
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
frank_the_great: Peace homes
Juliamon: PiF, not Long Game
Mr_Horrible: good stuff, thanks for the stream you two
Diabore: play it forward, not long game
KWardJenx: Thank you for the Cube!
amam741: which game is long?
PawssumFable: Wanted: Dead apparently
niccus: Jacob Geller's Award for Weirdest Game of 2023, Wanted: Dead
Juliamon: it's not even long
PawssumFable: And who better to play it?
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LoadingReadyRun: Just a couple minutes folks, game is deflating itself.
malfnord: That sounds... bad?
jessieimproved: or really fun depending on your jam
Arclight_Dynamo: Hm. The old terminology for unzipping was often "inflate," do "deflating" is odd...
Arclight_Dynamo: *so
definenull: gotta remove all the bloatware first
LoadingReadyRun: Nah, it's your tarball you've got to deflate
JRandomHacker: DEFLATE is the name of the algorithm behind zip
jessieimproved: I understood that reference!
Arclight_Dynamo: Ah! I'm still thinking in terms of PKUNZIP. :D
LordZarano: "In computing, Deflate (stylized a is a lossless data compression file format that uses a combination of LZ77 and Huffman coding. It was designed by Phil Katz, for version 2 of his PKZIP archiving tool."
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SaxPython: lol @ Wonder Flowers
LordZarano: Dangit, accidentally sent as I was deleting the paranthetical
RealGamerCow: flower?
LordZarano: Oh hello PiF flower!
ladyjessica: ooo a play it forward instead of a long game? cool!
RealGamerCow: goodbye
Juliamon: come back, flower...
Orxolon: good evening everyone
Orxolon: let's see what this game is about
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
ladyjessica: search game on google. “mixed to middling reviews”. interesting.
Orxolon: helloooo IAN!
emberBecky: o/ hallo
SaxPython: !store
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ArdCollider: hi Ian!
Juliamon: ladyjessica but as we also know, "Overwhelmingly Positive" is often a lie
Orxolon: Shandalar still there XD
TheMerricat: Testing Testing, stream died on my end. Is it my connection?
Juliamon: It's just you
Orxolon: of course,i was just pointing out it wasn't uninstalled
TheMerricat: Thanks!
Orxolon: ahahaha
loufghyslaufey: @Juliamon So, "Overwhelmingly Bots-itive"? ImTyping lrrIAN
niccus: it will be a time.
Juliamon: As long as nobody wipes the computer, should be fine
RatherLargeToad: Saw someone describe it as the best bad game of 2023
Arclight_Dynamo: Game audio very low.
loufghyslaufey: Game is... a branched timeline?
loufghyslaufey: That's how some of these games like to be
malfnord: Ah, so we're in the Metal Gear pastfuture
ladyjessica: also there are visible parts of the background around Ian. the corners.
SaxPython: I like the idea of Unified Korea
Boon_33: war, war never changes. war, war changed.
Phazon_Kiwi: So what we're seeing, is that there are no politics in this game Kappa
loufghyslaufey: They spin a history into an altered timeline
Juliamon: a colossal failure of common sense was my nickname in highschool
RatherLargeToad: Can you really be a “former” war criminal?
maxdamnit: Oh, this game, fun jank
Juliamon: you can be a "former war" criminal
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: inst the hague full of former w.c.?
Despoiler98: auriiPog auriiPog auriiPog STOP EVERYTHING THERES A KITTY
emberBecky: kitty! o_o
SaxPython: I was a war criminal, I mean, I still am, but I was too
malfnord: Potentially you can be a war precriminal
Juliamon: Cat being pet, 11/10
goombalax: kitty getting pets, GOTY
maxdamnit: @juliamon better than current, I think
cuzuki: good to see Ian is a civilized man.
niccus: oh it's *not* konami code, it's UUDDLLRR
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: up is down, up isnt up >C
loufghyslaufey: A man of civility; lrrIAN
loufghyslaufey: Konami made this?
Chesul: I don't think a new reason to play is needed, I think the "Why?" axis is fine.
RatherLargeToad: Meow
loufghyslaufey: Konami still makes titles?
SaxPython: CoolCat
NorthstarTex: Meow\
loufghyslaufey: I'll never understand that anime
ritchards: does her cybernetic hand have fingerprints?
TheThirdTail: @ritchards uhhhh, rfid chips?
SnackPak_: they sure are
Orxolon: that head moves a lot
RatherLargeToad: We doing a Suicide Squad?
Boon_33: for freedom
ArdCollider: Helldivers II (2024)
Arclight_Dynamo: She moves real weird.
Phazon_Kiwi: They're really over animating her LUL
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: genre aware protagonist
loufghyslaufey: Like in "The Room": The Movie, Ian?
goombalax: the vibe of this game is great but the VA is pulling me straight out
Orxolon: Gorillaz Clint Eastwood
malfnord: Helldivers 2 meets Suicide Squad meets Whirrwulf?
Master_Gunner: I was hoping for Imagine Dragons - Radioactive
RatherLargeToad: Generic 80s music it is
Boon_33: good to know johnny rocket's survived the rebranding
Driosenth: Yes
loufghyslaufey: Irish accent? I was thinking that too...
PMAvers: both?
Phazon_Kiwi: Get it, she's quirky coz lots of food
goombalax: tf you getting cream if you're lactose intolerant
Orxolon: their uncanny valley is weird,is kinda off
SaxPython: Pumpkin Pie, Hoo Rah
ArdCollider: Taylor Swift the waitress doesn't like that dude.
Arclight_Dynamo: Those drinks were FAST.
Chesul: I think it might be. not that I'm particularly qualified to say.
Orxolon: ahahahhah
RatherLargeToad: A Sign of Affection got weird
malfnord: Ah our protagonists are some charming motherfuckers ain't they?
Boon_33: this is crazy, we all know combat operators eat at denny's exclusivly. immersion ruined
loufghyslaufey: I'm sure someone would get heated if they got the ASL upset
PMAvers: I thought combat operators all ate at Waffle House, since they're looking for the fights
ritchards: ah, "metaphor"
Boon_33: @PMAvers common misconception :)
Phazon_Kiwi: Metal Gear games aside, this is a long ass intro LUL
loufghyslaufey: I also don't know how I feel about the game acknowledging the generation gap crap
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: that is one thick phone
Kramburger: Frankie can you take a step or two closer to the microphone, bud?
RatherLargeToad: This is the oddest start of a game I’ve seen in a while
Arclight_Dynamo: I think these people are also all robots.
loufghyslaufey: So this timeline managed to keep their Nokia phones
circusofkirkus: what a ponytail
SaxPython: 4 Villan's Meet in a Tavern
BrowneePoints: OH
loufghyslaufey: More the same anyway
BrowneePoints: IT'S THIS GAME
korvys: This game seems exactly the correct amount of bad
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: oni with zombies huh
loufghyslaufey: !card you meet in a tavern
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Juliamon: It's B-movie bad
Laserbeaks_Fury: Are those scars or cyber-lines
RatherLargeToad: crunchy holograms
Arclight_Dynamo: Huh. Guns are very loud compared to voices.
Phazon_Kiwi: @Arclight_Dynamo It's like watching any american tv show/movie lol
PMAvers: Oh, so it's Better Bloodborne.
Laserbeaks_Fury: As long as we dont break the 4th wall, Marvel can't sue us
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: this looks perfectly serviceable amount of crunchy fun, surprised it's mixed on steam
RatherLargeToad: That’s some glowing cover
loufghyslaufey: @Phazon_Kiwi mics up in their nozzles, maybe
raulghoulia: CQC
gualdhar: Have we tried cover schmovement?
SaxPython: Awww yisss, bullet time
ritchards: enemy falled?
korvys: Press the vault button. Then the trampoline button. Then the rhythmic gymnastics button.
SquareDotCube: I'm sure there's a lockon...
Kramburger: Does this game not have lock on? Madness
Orxolon: isn't anyone else getting PS1 vibes?
smashy_030: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn Its beyond rough around the edges but it has heart
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, man, I really want to slice a sword through a wall of foam acoustic cones.
Mathwyn: Devil's Other Two Thirds
Arclight_Dynamo: Wait, are *we* in Baghdad?
SaxPython: @Mathwyn Devil May Smirk?
SquareDotCube: try clicking the sticks
Arclight_Dynamo: With an American diner, and Chinese police?
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: @smashy_030 yeah but those rough edges could feel "nostalgic"and "vintage" with just the right direction.
Despoiler98: how was she sitting in the car with that sword?
Kramburger: It's an ameracian game, they think they have juristiction everywhere
Laserbeaks_Fury: So many Ghost in the Shell shows start like this
QuixoticScrivener: of course, you ever try driving with a sword?
smashy_030: I like sign language guy, he gets to avoid the bad VA
TheMandrew: Ooh the gun bar!
mercano82: So is Cortez’s deal he can hear but he can’t speak?
TheMandrew: i'll take a tall class of BULLETS!
Despoiler98: seems.....excessively complicated for throwing bullets real fast
Orxolon: barbarian,mage,ranger?
Laserbeaks_Fury: lol I actually let myself think for a second you would get to chose a weapon like a Deus Ex
RatherLargeToad: The Loudener
Arclight_Dynamo: If the heavy barrel is longer, it increases muzzle velocity.
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: @Arclight_Dynamo is that how that works irl?
Arclight_Dynamo: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn Yep.
Talin06: does the heavy barrel remove the gas system?
Orxolon: "for this mission stealth is optional"
Despoiler98: good job teammate stand there pointing a gun and do nothing
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: speaking of nostalgic, look lads chest high walls right out of mass effect
caoinlean: Hello chat!
Arclight_Dynamo: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn A longer barrel means the bullet is inside of it being pushed by gasses for longer, meaning it goes faster.
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: @Arclight_Dynamo appreciate the explanation \o
Orxolon: oh no,they want you dead
Phazon_Kiwi: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn Gears of war would like a word.
TheThirdTail: are they wearing guy fawkes masks?
Mathwyn: Unwanted: Alive
TheThirdTail: Oh, no, I think they're much weirder than that
Despoiler98: in the middle of this gunfight, better check those character sheets!
Chesul: wait, but since we were the ones attacking, wouldn't we be the original hunters? so now we're the hunted?
RatherLargeToad: Time for Bullet
Phazon_Kiwi: I love how she loses buckets of blood each small hit LUL
Mathwyn: This looks like complete chaos
Laserbeaks_Fury: You get to spend time with you ammunition, get to know them, buy the a nice jacket
Arclight_Dynamo: The lack of aim assist when making you use guns with a controller is rough.
caoinlean: @phazon_kiwi and it's like...chunky...
smashy_030: the lack of any sort of a lock on is rough
rasterscan: I am already tired of "grenade"
rasterscan: T_T
Phazon_Kiwi: This game looks awful, but in a charming way LUL
smashy_030: I like how once you start a melee battle the gun guys ignore you
mercano82: Sounds like they couldn’t be bothered to record more than one voice line for grenades.
PawssumFable: Well, they don't wanna hit their own guys
PawssumFable: You don't fire into a melee!
malfnord: Grenade?
Arclight_Dynamo: So we're in Hong Kong?
Phazon_Kiwi: The zombie squad?
Mathwyn: *Slaps top of combat zone* We can fit so many mans in this thing
smashy_030: @Arclight_Dynamo some sort of ungodly japan america mix
Laserbeaks_Fury: Albert "Absolutely Not Wesker" Simmons
Arclight_Dynamo: Those LCD screens *suuuuck*.
Phazon_Kiwi: The ai is amazing LUL
smashy_030: The AI is a little more A than I
Laserbeaks_Fury: Now we can properly goozle ourselves
PMAvers: Wow, looking at it, this is a heck of a office layout
Mathwyn: The most open plan office
smashy_030: @PMAvers the ceo was a young guy, wanted a more freeflowing approach to the office
rasterscan: Open plan, more like opera house plan.
Arclight_Dynamo: Grenhaaayde!
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smashy_030: the one death scream is fantastic
rasterscan: Has anyone else noticed how much these guys look like Isaac Clarke?
SquareDotCube: oh no it's still there :D
rasterscan: (i. e dead space man)
SaxPython: hmmmm
SaxPython: !clip
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malfnord: Okay, either I'm losing it or they all have the exact same death scream.
TheThirdTail: Grenade!
Mnemonicman: That'll get clipped
smashy_030: @malfnord they sure do
Laserbeaks_Fury: To think, you spent points to do that
loufghyslaufey: "hey, hey you. Wanna buy some stimpacks?"
PawssumFable: Yes, please, my favorite is red flavor.
Arclight_Dynamo: The polished, 45 degree, plexiglass ramps have got to be a health and safety violation.
SquareDotCube: ah, yes, shoot the dead guy, autoaim.
smashy_030: grenayad
rasterscan: Grenaaayde!
twoxmachine: They are tactical cat ears
kiringas: ah, of course. Silly me
smashy_030: the sound design team must have been off today
twoxmachine: The best ear protection
Laserbeaks_Fury: Nekommuncators
kiringas: plus 2 to perception, minus three to immidation
SquareDotCube: Rhythm, sure, if this has an 17/43 time signature.
mercano82: the other guy seems to be able to pull grenades from hammer space.
smashy_030: One would assume the bloke who revived you
loufghyslaufey: I tip my hat to you. PartyHat lrrIAN
loufghyslaufey: One Decadence to another.
SquareDotCube: wait. The lightning effect on these surfaces are wrong.
RebekahWSD: They aren't allowed to take our body!
Phazon_Kiwi: Did she always have cat ears?
Arclight_Dynamo: Ian, is it possible to increase the voice volume level in the settings?
smashy_030: didnt wanna take two that one doc?
loufghyslaufey: Or somehow volume swap munitions with VAs
kiringas: the dialogue... it's perfect!
SquareDotCube: this dialogue has going to hospital vibes. If anyone knows what I mean.
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby
Arclight_Dynamo: Can we pet the forklift?
smashy_030: I am sad you cannot block bullets like MGR
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loufghyslaufey: @SquareDotCube I mean, that's how PayDay started maybe, so?
Despoiler98: super quiet
loufghyslaufey: escort the payload!
smashy_030: that enemy dialogue is amazing
smashy_030: flank fire fire
loufghyslaufey: Evac ETA in 10 min- Gah!
kusinohki: personally loving the leftover mario wonder flower...
smashy_030: do you have infinite lives?
SquareDotCube: this has me thinking - Ian, have you played Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance?
BrowneePoints: ehhhhhh
SquareDotCube: I'd suggest Revengeance then. That's up your alley.
Master_Gunner: you'd probably have fun with them, if only for how weird they can be.
SnackPak_: you can start the metal gear series after you finish yakuza lrrBEEJ
smashy_030: good to know
NorthstarTex: thanks, ya dumb cheese head
TheWriterAleph: typical wisconsinite, always lettin ya know
Arclight_Dynamo: Who even are these putties, BTW? Do we know?
smashy_030: oh bullet time like "time for bullets" not slo mo
SaxPython: Does anyone know what the current Achievement count is? I feel like 8 ish in the first hour is a lot
rasterscan: ??
rasterscan: How did smashing into that open a sliding door?
luckkyhuggs: is this game on pc?
StageMgrRob: Did anyone notice that the forklift was made by DOG as opposed to CAT?
Cptasparagus: tactical cat ears?
smashy_030: @luckkyhuggs every modern platform save switch
gualdhar: tactical blood splatter camouflage?
luckkyhuggs: @smashy_030 It looks supper fun
smashy_030: @luckkyhuggs It is rather, if you can get past the immense jank
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview off
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luckkyhuggs: lmfao
smashy_030: cooler second sword!!!!
Astramentha: she got a sweet katana!
Kramburger: C R I M E S
kiringas: ah, proper police officers :D
NorthstarTex: new sword who dis
Arclight_Dynamo: Forged 1299 CE, according to the plaque.
RatherLargeToad: Liberated!
BrowneePoints: I THINK this is rated like a 6/10 on steam atm, and honestly, yea it feels like a 6/10 like Devil's Third in that it's a lil janky, a lil stupid, and a lot of fun
kusinohki: I've heard if you drop the sweet katana, some dude kills you...
Arclight_Dynamo: Which is, I think, long before katanas were a thing, so... that's odd.
PMAvers: Man, Tojo Clan HQ in the future really expanded.
smashy_030: @BrowneePoints It has huge 6th gen vibes
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Arclight_Dynamo: Yakuza is making me expect a *lot* more overfilled ashtrays and tiny Shinto shrines than are in here...
kiringas: gibblets!
smashy_030: Must have shot the head release
kiringas: steal all the priceless stuff
PMAvers: I feel like this game could use the Property Damage counter from Ghostbusters
rasterscan: @Arclight_Dynamo Likely so
Zu_o: You're putting the chips in the line of fire
Zu_o: RIP Crisps.
SaxPython: This game feels like it took so many good ideas from other games, but got in over it's head. I kinda love the ambition, the promise of what could be.
public_key_reveal_party: that take cover animation is just so beautiful
smashy_030: yeah it feels like its made by some people who really love videogames
Zu_o: the chips didn't respawn
Zu_o: RIP chips indeed
public_key_reveal_party: LUL
NorthstarTex: lol
kiringas: BuddhaBar
smashy_030: partied too hard
public_key_reveal_party: so is this game the most or the least self aware game ever?
smashy_030: @public_key_reveal_party It has to be self aware, it has to be
Zu_o: I think this game would have benefited from the doom takedown system
Arclight_Dynamo: I definitely get what the game wants to be.
SaxPython: @zu_o I was thinking Batman Arkham series
nevermore913: This game has a vibe
Zu_o: @SaxPython that would be a reasonable ask, compared to mine.
gualdhar: the censor is pretty funy
Arclight_Dynamo: May I propose "Rodentata."
Zu_o: certainly makes more sense than bearclaw for a doughnut
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public_key_reveal_party: the censor covering up 10% of the blood and gore makes it doubly hilarious
nevermore913: I feel the censor covers the undamaged part of the body
SaxPython: The censor gives me "ESRB said, 'but one more thing'" energy
nevermore913: These guys have lot more blood than your average person
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QuixoticScrivener: you’ve killed lots of people, can probably buy more skills at some point.
nevermore913: I question if we are the heroes we are killing lots of people
SaxPython: I hope this game has sweet boss fights. Do you think we can stab a helicopter?
Kramburger: Why is there a mario wonder flower popping up? I mean I assume the reason is Paul, but...
SaxPython: If Stream == PiF, Then Flower = True
Juliamon: Paul didn't disable them after he finished, and I like them too much to tell him
Kramburger: Fair enough
SaxPython: @juliamon 100%
Arclight_Dynamo: "Why, these high tech droids are just mechanical Turks!"
Alchemistmerlin: with knife
rasterscan: I have to run, let me just write this note and drop it
nevermore913: I'm disappointed we couldn't drive the forklift
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SaxPython: Although, if Paul skimmed the Censored graphic and put it on screen for this PiF Kappa
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mrMorphius: Right on the edge
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malfnord: oh shit the overlay from Mario Wonder is still running
mrMorphius: A lil buddy
SaxPython: @malfnord Don't let your memes be dreams
Alchemistmerlin: "I've done a lot of arm severing" Gonna bury this somewhere on my resume
Simriel: Lil frend
Chesul: That's a lot of the skill tree to have gotten through so soon. hmm.
jessieimproved: flower friend says "zut alors! this game!"
Arclight_Dynamo: I feel like we should have run into some more story by now.
SaxPython: Wowie Zowie!
Simriel: I remember describing something as "unhealed the target" in Shadowrun
TheWriterAleph: metal gear?!
Simriel: So you gotta jump on top of it right?
Alchemistmerlin: Plastic Cog?!
Jensling: Tachikoma?!
goombalax: "we don't know who the intruders are but we do know that their gear was made by the lowest bidder
malfnord: Quick, send in the Tachikomas!
SaxPython: Stab the Metal Gear!
Zu_o: we're missing the inch of water on the floor though
Arclight_Dynamo: I swear he just said "Anime reinforcements."
TheMerricat: The walking tank in a huge building fight!!!
kiringas: I can fist!
SaxPython: FBtouchdown PogChamp FBtouchdown
RatherLargeToad: Does whatever a Spider Tank does
Simriel: I should rewatch ghost in the shell. That movie slaps
RealGamerCow: !findquote R1
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Alchemistmerlin: Putting in standard issue video game chest-high-walls and then having your boss instantly obliterate them is comedy gold
RatherLargeToad: The moment has arrived for approaching
pn55: Tanks, known to be vulnerable to sword attacks.
TheMandrew: @pn55 haven't you ever brought a knife to a gun fight? it works all the time in the movies
Simriel: I mean wouldn't be a good tank if it did
TheMerricat: Ian!! Surely you remember how the Major handled this... the tank goes down, you jump on top and just got whole hog on it!
PawssumFable: It's a spider, get it in the shower
Chesul: generally the soft spot of a tank is the inside bits, the ones that do the thinking and such. not sure if this has those though.
RealGamerCow: I'm guessing the glowy bit on the butt?
SaxPython: Slide to the left!
Mathwyn: Oh lord the motion blur
Arclight_Dynamo: Okay, what the hell do you want, game?
TheMandrew: oh good it gets the zoomies
Despoiler98: METAL GEEEEAR
Jensling: Can you use the finishing blow on it when its "stunned"?
Chesul: maybe the butt?
RatherLargeToad: No fair! The bad guys have a perpetual motion tank
Boon_33: metal gear, or tachikoma?
PawssumFable: Jump on it
TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun so in being smart you've actually missed an important thing here, do you want spoilers?
StageMgrRob: Try jumping on it?????
TheMerricat: Nope just kill him and take his gun.
Boon_33: @StageMgrRob yes, both appleseed and ghost in the shell agree, jump on top.
SaxPython: Boom boom sticks!
PawssumFable: I should watch Appleseed again
Boon_33: i should watch appleseed again :)
rasterscan: I also recommend Psycho Pass, in the same vein
Arclight_Dynamo: I have looked up a walkthrough, if you get stuck.
PawssumFable: Or maybe I just wanna listen to the soundtrack
loufghyslaufey: I see they took a FFVII starter package...
TheMerricat: They want you to use your finishing move on it.
Boon_33: @rasterscan recommendation taken, thanks
Arclight_Dynamo: So. Blurry.
SaxPython: New spawn, who dis
rasterscan: @Boon_33 Eeeeexcellent. :D
SaxPython: <3
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SaxPython: !AndWe'reBack
QuixoticScrivener: would you like the answer?
Arclight_Dynamo: They want you to do a finisher when it is down.
Arclight_Dynamo: B + Y
QuixoticScrivener: finishing move
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Juliamon: OOPS
niccus: good work!
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Boon_33: RIP
pn55: Uhh...
Arclight_Dynamo: UH
SaxPython: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
Chesul: spider ghost!
Boon_33: uhh, boss incapacitated.
Arclight_Dynamo: Are we going to find the subocean?
Chesul: you just kicked that mans head off.
SquareDotCube: *how* did so much of this pass QA.
Dog_of_Myth: Now that's a strong door
Arclight_Dynamo: I remember this tactic from Starcraft...
Despoiler98: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG SCUFF ALERT
SaxPython: SubOcean has a sign that says "Tanks Only"
kiringas: ah, the legendary no-clip technology :D
SaxPython: CoolCat Ears too Strong CoolCat
Chesul: I... I think it's hitting you less while you're standing still than when you were running around.
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, man, I wish I had a huge, circular table in my cafeteria at work. So awkward. :D
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SaxPython: Omg flawless
SaxPython: The fade out!
SaxPython: The tank learned melee!
kiringas: ok, who gave the tank a monster?
SaxPython: Lol
niccus: where's a can opener when you need one
pn55: seabatClap
ShaneLeeAtk: And a Cruise missile for you
Arclight_Dynamo: Who is this anime-ass dude?
QuixoticScrivener: I recognize most of those ribbons
rasterscan: Hello "Definitely not fascist" officer.
Arclight_Dynamo: Also, Tom Cruise?
SaxPython: Not the ears!
goombalax: Richter Slammokham
kiringas: how does the guy look so old and so young at the same time
SquareDotCube: Look, it's Dorby Footer!
Arclight_Dynamo: American dollars? Worthless.
SaxPython: You loved motion blur so much, we put it in your cinematics
Fruan: Isn't a morgue also a sort of evidence room?
SquareDotCube: It's not even a *new* Maserati!
RealGamerCow: right hand drive Maserati Cop Car
lightningmcqueen3210: <message deleted>Surely let us lick ur bald head
Arclight_Dynamo: CRT?
Chesul: so, the rifle goes in as is, but the pistol gets unloaded?
niccus: sorry, your loading is too fast
RealGamerCow: was that the ohhhhhhh reaction gif?
Juliamon: Ada??
protojman: that's amazing
Boon_33: flashback to the beach episode
Lord_Hosk: Report on drinks
goombalax: *eyebrow waggle*
jessieimproved: Legally distinct horror game vixen
Arclight_Dynamo: "I want your gun and your badge!"
HorusFive: I just arrived. Is this character always a cat-person? Or is this a choice Ian made in charater creation?
Arclight_Dynamo: "You're a loose cannon!"
Arclight_Dynamo: Etc.
ArdCollider: LOL I figured he was asking "so what's up with your tall lesbian/ short lesbian vibes not ending in you holding her against the wall"
Arclight_Dynamo: The hell is that huge cylinder?
jessieimproved: all the sound design in this game is...something
SaxPython: Is this writing from Team America: World Police
Lord_Hosk: This is like a bad fan fiction.
malfnord: Samurai Cop: The Videogame!
SquareDotCube: Ah, the discount discount Danny Glover.
ArdCollider: @HorusFive it's neko-chan difficulty.
ArdCollider: (it's supposed to be emasculating, I think? it's clearly not doing that)
Arclight_Dynamo: The fatherhood symbolism is supposed to be... more subtle.
Lord_Hosk: I've seen better writing and acting in high school student films
ShaneLeeAtk: I hope so
niccus: absolutely
goombalax: I bet he just really likes opera
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
pn55: Uhh...
Juliamon: KITTY
HorusFive: Nice to see the future has no HR
tehfewl: kitty
Arclight_Dynamo: What is happening?!
Boon_33: cat ears are regulation
ShaneLeeAtk: This is Section 9 at home
goombalax: he's just so stressed and he needs this music to keep it together
Juliamon: That's a Baxter-level cat
SaxPython: CoolCat FBtouchdown CoolCat
Bunnarchist: Oh hey it's the game I keep seeing people getting sponsorships for!
Earthenone: @Lord_Hosk i have DONE better writing and acting for high school student films :P
NorthstarTex: kitty!
Bruceski: That is a Baxter-sized cat
TheAinMAP: HahaGingercat
SquareDotCube: This art direction is EVERYWHERE
ArdCollider: and that is a powerful cat
RealGamerCow: What.Is.This.Game?
Fruan: ACAB applies to that cat, too.
protojman: i feel like i see more cats in games since graphics got gud
Lord_Hosk: The electric switch for the shower...
tehfewl: she got her airpods in
Arclight_Dynamo: This is the third outfit we have seen her in.
SaxPython: Fluke product placement would have been cool
Juliamon: yum yum
tehfewl: fish head soup is my fav'
QuixoticScrivener: the game said 2022
Juliamon: ANOTHER CAT
Arclight_Dynamo: Different cat?
jessieimproved: fish heads fish heads ooey gooey fish heads
SaxPython: SabaPing
goombalax: love how many cats they have
ArdCollider: probably only 3.99% cement by volume!
pn55: HypeLUL
SquareDotCube: WHY DOES THE FISH HAVE GOOGLY EYES
malfnord: fish heads fish heads eat them up yum
RatherLargeToad: Eat them up. Yum!
TheAinMAP: SabaPing
Boon_33: crunchy
Mathwyn: Even the cat wont eat that damn
kiringas: how do i fork?
Arclight_Dynamo: "These are just polygons!"
Juliamon: I've met forks like that
nevermore913: Even the cat doesn't want to eat that fish
tehfewl: ok, someone in this studio really loves their cat
emberBecky: uhhh something wrong with that fish if kittteh won't eat it
QuixoticScrivener: is this a nightmare?
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
HorusFive: lrrHERE
goombalax: this is what jiggle physics are for
Bunnarchist: NOT THE SKULL
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
RatherLargeToad: She has a drinking problem
nevermore913: Drink your skull coffee
SaxPython: Wait wait wait. An appropriate use of jiggle physics. A+ no notes
couchboyj: Thats not what I meant by frozen coffee!
public_key_reveal_party: Can I ask a quick question? It's "wha?"
ArdCollider: aw yeah, she's gonna give us a fish head with googly eyes
ShaneLeeAtk: The important things in life
Arclight_Dynamo: Depsi
HorusFive: @public_key_reveal_party "no further questions"
Arclight_Dynamo: Play Room?
jessieimproved: there doesn't appear to be any alcohol in here, do the writers know what a nightcap is
Lord_Hosk: is this video game by Omega Mart?
LesBeauxPlastiques: ahoy all o7
HorusFive: Has the person who designed this ever worked in a building?
SaxPython: Can we do a desk pop?
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protojman: We can has desk pop. As a treat
dumbo3k: Herzog? Werner is that you?
SaxPython: @protojman <3
jessieimproved: This is so great that I hate to leave but I've been sick and I need to go to bed. Y'all have fun with this. I'll catch you in the vods.
Arclight_Dynamo: Bro.
tehfewl: oh thats what they are calling it now
goombalax: so you're saying if we do a poor job, all of these awful cops will get deported? seems like a strong strategy
Arclight_Dynamo: Why's he so small?
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, it's a Japanese style crane game.
Juliamon: Literally
RealGamerCow: This game is so bizzare
SquareDotCube: no that's a carpool simulator
RealGamerCow: the people who made this seem to really like Yakuza and Metal Gear.
Kuhfeek: nice
RealGamerCow: so they made a Yakuza Gear
DarthRagnar815: I've played games about collecting waifus, but not like this.
goombalax: was that....
SeaDiegoFC: X to kick?
SaxPython: PogChamp FBtouchdown PogChamp
BusTed: The meme image
SaxPython: Memes
kiringas: oh it most certainly is .D
HeadingtoFall: this seems like a watch + play game
goombalax: "end this guy's whole career"
Chesul: Spider tank!
pn55: seabatClap
BusTed: drawfePee
RealGamerCow: e g g
ArdCollider: haro
SaxPython: Ammo is stored in the balls?
Scy_Anide: I remember hearing that crane game claws have variable grip strength and you tune them by changing the odds that the claw will grab with a tighter grip.
SaxPython: SingsNote
SaxPython: Music is stored in the balls!
Lord_Hosk: Clip it, thats the ticket
BusTed: pennyTilt
Boon_33: huh TIL tachikoma literally translates to top friend, like bestie.
DeM0nFiRe: If your immune system is busy fighting a disco fever, it makes you more susceptible to catching other disco fevers
SaxPython: I wish we could take ram out of the PC, just to get a longer loading screen
SquareDotCube: cat
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
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Boon_33: these games are all rigged!
goombalax: !updog
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RealGamerCow: open 50 tabs of chrome
ShaneLeeAtk: Plot. Question mark.
HorusFive: Maybe the Capn just exudes opera
RealGamerCow: who is this guy, Inspector Morse?
goombalax: why can't we work on nice crimes?
Boon_33: in reference to last TIL, I learned I shouldn't try and translate japanese today.
QuixoticScrivener: is this a flashback?
goombalax: is it because she's stacked in defiance of god?
HorusFive: Is this a totally different character who is also the same person on purpose? Like, as a statement or something?
Arclight_Dynamo: I trust this writing to handle this well.
SaxPython: #Hey,CheckItOut
Boon_33: new episode of dueling seizure robots is on.
Scy_Anide: Apparently no.
Zu_o: @Boon_33 I love this show!
SaxPython: Naps are anti-grav
SquareDotCube: So many of these rooms are just too big.
SquareDotCube: there's no reference scale whatsoever.
HorusFive: Lots of hospital beds to fill up at some point
wildpeaks: ever forward
RealGamerCow: yeah the ceilings are definitely too high
Juliamon: ???
wildpeaks: I'm sorry wat
RealGamerCow: agubuh?
Arclight_Dynamo: uh
pn55: Sudden anime!
malfnord: huh
kiringas: tone shift!
Boon_33: we animie'd?
BusTed: weird
DeM0nFiRe: Must have been before 3D was invented
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, god, she graduated a year before me. I'm so old!
SaxPython: Class of 04 Rise up
NorthstarTex: I looked away and suddenly anime?! wow...
public_key_reveal_party: I love this game so much
Arclight_Dynamo: Also, no one looked this cool in 2004.
wildpeaks: and good anime too, not just a quick anime-style shader
Orxolon: oh noo
wildpeaks: ok game, you have my attention
Cptasparagus: I use them a lot in bio research, theyre not fun
Boon_33: kowloon reference?
Juliamon: Disagree
wildpeaks: we don't know, maybe buildings have become waifus in this game, it has the power to go suddenly anime after all
Twilight_Spark: Police cats are very dangerous.
Mathwyn: No such thing as too many acts Ian
Mathwyn: cats*
NorthstarTex: Nonsense, needs more cats
ghyllnox: Not enough cats in this police department
dankmemeter: Surely this is not Dominion Tank Police?
SquareDotCube: shame she lives in the uncanny valley
malfnord: What the hell is this conversation?!
Mathwyn: This conversation is amazing but also surreal
Arclight_Dynamo: Big sister/little sister?
RealGamerCow: Gunsmith is by far the best VA in this game
protojman: i thought she was talking about the cat occasionally coming in to watch a movie, weight of the world on his kitty shoulders
Boon_33: the officer that stays in the office doing gunsmithing wears a recording device and we the killing machine do not.
Juliamon: Bro
Juliamon: BRO
wildpeaks: please tell me observing the bowl is a minigame
pn55: bajoCant HypeLUL
Juliamon: WHY ARE YOU RAMENSPLAINING
Mathwyn: Australian??
NorthstarTex: wut
Arclight_Dynamo: Why is he an Aussie bro?!
TheAinMAP: PikaRamen
MrTheWalrus: what is happening
pn55: Yea nah ramen mate
wildpeaks: I've only seen this game 5 minutes and I already love it
malfnord: If you're going to jump to a random narrator, at least do a JoJo impression!
ArdCollider: ("pork. the one you love" etc.)
RealGamerCow: I stayed in a hotel 100 meters away from the Yokohama Ramen Museum and didn't know until I had already left
SeaDiegoFC: This game is a fever dream
Boon_33: this is harassment
RealGamerCow: katesD
Juliamon: ??????????????
Boon_33: sick burn?
malfnord: what the actual fuck
Chesul: can we... can we send this guy back to prison?
Arclight_Dynamo: Joaquin Phoenix exists in this world?
Rourke9: holy shit
Scy_Anide: Herzog you're a fucking moron.
wildpeaks: omg
tehfewl: QTE RAMEN
Mathwyn: ???
SnackPak_: lrrBartleby
Bruceski: IT WAS RHYTHM CAFE ALL ALONG!
RealGamerCow: Rhythm Ramen
pn55: What is going on?!
noSmokeFire: ramen like your life depends on it
malfnord: oh my fucking god
dumbo3k: It's a rhytym game!
NorthstarTex: Ramen MINIGAME!?
Boon_33: can't fight crime on an empty stomach.
Chesul: you can't escape the rhythm games!
SpoonfullOfSugar: this game is giving me so much whiplash
wildpeaks: Ramen Café
ArdCollider: qtonkotsu event
couchboyj: Ramen Rhythm
Tweygoh: what a feelin?
Arclight_Dynamo: Okay, NGL, I wasn't vibing with this game when it was just a shootymans, but *this* is great. Give me more unhinged shit!
Decaped: They just want to encapsulate every definition of the term "Tone deaf"
RealGamerCow: If this game had a transmission it would have fallen out by now
Rourke9: huh
Boon_33: new boss, the salt content
Boon_33: ahh they're crossing the streams!
DarthRagnar815: playfr3Honk
RealGamerCow: the laugh I laughed at "HONK"
Chesul: I want a ramen bot.
kiringas: am i deaf or is the rhythm game no it rhythm? :D
kiringas: not in*
tehfewl: Gee Ian, why do you get 2 rhythm cafes?
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NorthstarTex: This game is so confusing that it has my undivided attention.
wildpeaks: welp now I'm hungry
Scy_Anide: Oh, this is still a thing!
Despoiler98: wait.....is this yakuza but as corrupt cops?
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TheAinMAP: I just now noticed the Mario Wonder flowers.
Boon_33: in their world the AI does remedial labor, in our it does art and literature, their world looks pretty attractive right now.
Giraldi657: Good to see you're having fun Ian
TheAinMAP: playfr3Honk
Arclight_Dynamo: Is this "go until you lose"?
wildpeaks: I think it's just 3 refills
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niccus: not too long ago
emberBecky: do we get to eat the egg tho.. >.>
wildpeaks: is it the first stream of this game by the way ?
ArdCollider: weather on the 8s as a rhythm game
Juliamon: Yes this is the first stream
dumbo3k: This never ends!
RealGamerCow: when you fail
wildpeaks: awesome
Talin06: when you fail i think
Boon_33: bowl still looks full to me :)
public_key_reveal_party: I'm guessing: doesn't
niccus: like real life, ramen ends when you give up
QuixoticScrivener: when you fail?
wildpeaks: this is our life now
Decaped: Torture is on theme.
noSmokeFire: the ramen will continue until morale improves
Twilight_Spark: In the house of God your special place is this one noodle bar.
dumbo3k: oh god, misses refil the meter
BusTed: End.
Despoiler98: abrupt
protojman: Cheer100 thank you for playing this, Ian
wildpeaks: ramen'd
Arclight_Dynamo: You failed out.
Despoiler98: auriiWut auriiWut auriiWut we're in ramen hell
pn55: More ramen!
Gurtiess: this is life now
noSmokeFire: THE RAMEN WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
couchboyj: Ramepn
Chesul: round two, FIGHT!
Boon_33: well due to your augmentations you need 9000 calories every meal.
Rourke9: we… lot eating ramen
Arclight_Dynamo: This is inauduble.
Rourke9: *lost
Arclight_Dynamo: Ty
wildpeaks: did we pick the cat ears, or it's the original design of the character ?
Juliamon: Easy mode gives you cat ears
ArdCollider: load*out.* please god. load*out.*
ArdCollider: I do not want to know about dude's load being nothing special
wildpeaks: nice, the cat ears look great
Mathwyn: This game
Twilight_Spark: Are the voices especially low for anyone else?
wildpeaks: kitty !
Despoiler98: auriiPog auriiPog auriiPog KITTY
Juliamon: The game's audio balance is abysmal
Twilight_Spark: Fair
TheAinMAP: HahaGingercat
Despoiler98: SHUT UP SHUT UP AND FOCUS ON THE KITTY auriiPog auriiPog auriiPog auriiPog auriiPog
Mathwyn: Cat
NorthstarTex: Gib cat
Despoiler98: auriiNom auriiNom auriiNom yes pet the kitty
Astramentha: FLUFFY
IDTen_T: GlitchCat
Despoiler98: auriiRage auriiRage auriiRage kitty madge
Tweygoh: what is this camera angle?
Despoiler98: because riot police are normally static?
Decaped: This episode of Watch+Play is pretty good
Twilight_Spark: 31C in this office what?
Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, that's how to get back to the minigame.
Despoiler98: auriiHype moar kitties
IDTen_T: This game is a trip.
Juliamon: The cats like it warm, I guess
Twilight_Spark: It's Yakuza without the budget.
Despoiler98: Ian you've played YAKUZA how are you questioning this
IDTen_T: Yakuza + Deadly Premonition + Gears?
IDTen_T: I think?
RealGamerCow: This game is such a mashup of references and homages and tributes, it is utterly unique
pn55: Wow, everyone here dislikes us huh
SquareDotCube: @Despoiler98 at least Yakuza has drama to keep everything together.
SaxPython: Is this public domain "I think we're alone now"
Despoiler98: "sip it"
Despoiler98: *eye twitch*
Juliamon: There are some real songs in the jukebox
Despoiler98: auriiLUL auriiLUL auriiLUL
SeaDiegoFC: Somehow the police station having a bar in it makes sense based on everything else I've seen of this game
Arclight_Dynamo: It's W+P game, but good.
wildpeaks: yeah the last game in that style that I've seen was D4 Dark Dreams Don't Die and that was a while ago
Tweygoh: ok
RealGamerCow: This guy talks about naked guys a lot.
IDTen_T: I'm blinking SO loudly right now. WHAT!?
Despoiler98: auriiShade dont like that
malfnord: sure, okay
NorthstarTex: wtf?
Arclight_Dynamo: Huh
Rourke9: huh
RealGamerCow: Was that joke written by ChatGPT?
pn55: It sure would be a shame if something happened to this guy on our next mission...
wildpeaks: I hope so
Mathwyn: Can we just push herzog out of the helicopter?
ArdCollider: I had low-key bet this was gonna do a transphobia but they low-key did a homophobia instead!
wildpeaks: so we're doing an old style COD sequence
Twilight_Spark: Assassination?
Arclight_Dynamo: I mean, they're armed, so it's okay? I guess?
malfnord: Warcrime?
HorusFive: Murder? Is the word you're looking for "State Sanctioned Murder"?
NorthstarTex: were we Sniper Elite for a bit?
Despoiler98: auriiPog birbs
Mathwyn: "Police Involved Shooting"
Twilight_Spark: Just a little crime against humanity, as a treat.
SquareDotCube: gotta get that CoD MW3 mission on there somehow I guess
malfnord: Agent 47?!
Cptasparagus: actually, lets replace Herzog with Enor
Despoiler98: wait did they say these were androids? why are they full of blood?
Arclight_Dynamo: Replicants, presumably.
Cptasparagus: @Despoiler98 pneumatic fluid!
wildpeaks: right ? I was wondering why the robots bleed
Mathwyn: They're syntheics, with synthetic blood I guess
HorusFive: @SquareDotCube You odn't fill all your androids with strawberry jam?
Despoiler98: Its not a crime against humanity if its a dirty stinking Synth
wildpeaks: so jank
QuixoticScrivener: are the robots screaming?
Mathwyn: I think these are less robots and more articificial people
QuixoticScrivener: are the artificial people screaming?
malfnord: Yeah, I think the big twist is the "synths" are all vatgrown clones or something
wildpeaks: I sense we might be the bad guys
Juliamon: I mean, we're cops
malfnord: Well, we *are* cops
wildpeaks: good point
Mathwyn: 'villain protagonist'
Lord_Hosk: I was watching a documentary on the Walled City of Kowloon, and when it got torn down the price of restaurants went up 30% in Hong Kong, because so much of their prep, and production like soups and dumblings were being produced by essentially slave labor inside Kowloon.
SquareDotCube: Also for a game that likes dismemberment, why not have the androids keep going after losing limbs?
wheresdirt: herzog: 'Grenade!'
SquareDotCube: like take a hint from Alien/Aliens
Despoiler98: auriiWut auriiWut auriiWut why were they programmed to feel pain?
Arclight_Dynamo: So do we think the game is set in Hong Kong to make an interesting point about a society stuck somewhere between a colonial power and an authoritarian power, deep in the grips of capitalism... or because it looks cool?
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Lord_Hosk: @Arclight_Dynamo I guess we have to wait for the cut scene that says "The underground railroad..."
Arclight_Dynamo: @Lord_Hosk :D
SaxPython: NotLikeThis lunarj1Fangs NotLikeThis
wildpeaks: LUL
wildpeaks: ow ow ow
Molladia: those canisters DO explode good to know
Despoiler98: auriiWut auriiWut who left all these gas canisters here?
pn55: Ded
Mathwyn: red barrel go doom
Mathwyn: construction gas
Molladia: Good thing there isn't friendly fire
HorusFive: So, Ian needs to kill all the enemies, right? The other team members are just for show.
Molladia: which number shows our health?
Mathwyn: The little bar above the chainsaw
Lord_Hosk: ohhh... this is the line?
wheresdirt: I feel like every character could really use like 2 or 3 more voicelines, they feel like they're repeating a lot.
Despoiler98: apparently severing a spinal cord with a chainsaw is the line
Lord_Hosk: everything was fine but a chainsaw.. thats just too graphic
Despoiler98: auriiShade auriiShade leadermans
pn55: This game is all over the place, but I will say that the combat, with it's mixing of sword- and gun-play is kinda cool.
Despoiler98: I see, cutting someone in half with a Katana not graphic, chainsaw cutting in half, TOO graphic.......but still included in the game auriiWut auriiWut
malfnord: I think somebody thought it was meant to be funny?
malfnord: Probably the same person who wrote Herzog's jokes.
Juliamon: hey, I think it's funny and I also think Herzog should have been shoved out of the chopper.
Arclight_Dynamo: Yeah, ditto.
HorusFive: Dear Team- since fire seems to be the only thing which actually slows me down- maybe fewer grenades directly in my path
Despoiler98: @Juliamon I prefer launching him into the Sun
Juliamon: I'm not picky, we already had him in the helicopter is all, more convenient
Arclight_Dynamo: We need to take those grenades away from our guys.
SaxPython: I've heard grenades can put out fire Kappa
wildpeaks: get to the choppa
wildpeaks: dang, we got ORB'd
Bachus98: Stop! Hammertime
Lord_Hosk: thats the rock
Arclight_Dynamo: Seriously?
Rourke9: we have cat ears??
Arclight_Dynamo: The cyborg said the borg thing?
Juliamon: Easy mode gives us cat ears
Rourke9: @juliamon heck yea
wildpeaks: ow
pn55: Where's your team to help out?
wildpeaks: well this was an experience
Despoiler98: that was a heck of a thing
wildpeaks: where the heck did you even find this game
Juliamon: wildpeaks it's frequently called the "weirdest game of 2023"
NorthstarTex: This is an experience
wildpeaks: I guess I'm not online enough
wildpeaks: baii, thanks for the stream
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niccus: the voice actor for Stone has no other credits on imdb. the gunsmith is MGSV's Quiet
Juliamon: makes sense that Gunsmith's VA is a known quantity, given she's the only one that sounds practiced at it
Earthenone: is that the famous charicter that made everyone ashamed of their words and deeds?