ShaneLeeAtk: As we inch ever closer to Cowboy Magic, my desire to dig out my Stetson hat grows strong.
Xed_Regulus: I have a flat cap, does that count?
TehAmelie: why not?
TehAmelie: and why not?
Xed_Regulus: Cool!
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Mushrooms of Energy Bolt Throwing
gnome_friend throws a mushroom into chat
TehAmelie: gah
ShaneLeeAtk: Stetson makes all kinds of fancy hats. I have on my flat cap at the moment.
NewtyNewts: Darn, I left my cowboy cap at my other horse
niccus: disappointed the one detective rogue doesn't have two hats
TehAmelie: ooh, i have a flat cap
gnome_friend: Time for a hat draft?
Seth_Erickson: !next
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TehAmelie: made by Ericson of Sweden, but i'll still count it as a cowboy hat
NewtyNewts: @gnome_friend What's your first pick?
ShaneLeeAtk: Hat Draft Hat Draft Hat Draft!
TehAmelie: alas poor cowboy, a job made superfluous by the invention of barbed wire
Sarah_Serinde: I miss hat drafts
gnome_friend: @NewtyNewts Now I need to look through all the hats in the set
NewtyNewts: @gnome_friend Oh, in the set? I thought we were just drafting hats
NewtyNewts: Title change!
ShaneLeeAtk:
I am here for the IRL Hat Draft. Though, I suppose all these fancy new cards will be an okay thing, as well. 
NewtyNewts: @ShaneLeeAtk I wonder... does an IRL hat draft mean you have to wear all the drafted hats?
IbunWest: Rakish Crew feels like a solid P1P1 just based on sheer number and variety of hat.
Sarah_Serinde: @NewtyNewts That's what sideboards are for. To hold the hats you're not currently wearing.
ShaneLeeAtk: @NewtyNewts It quickly goes from Hat Draft to Hat Stack.
NewtyNewts: @Sarah_Serinde Sideboard hatrack
gnome_friend: I think my favorite is Miriam's hat?
ShaneLeeAtk: Do I have to turn my current Hat sideways to stack another Hat?
Xed_Regulus: The worst part of Hat Draft is shuffling up the hats before passing them on to the next player
TXC2: Hello Everybody
ihlendrax: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always afraid.
gnome_friend: Oh yes, opossum cactus hat!
FlynnRaccoon: !greetings
Mangledpixel: ShaneLeeAtk do you need to do a Hat Stack Stat Hack?
TehAmelie: what would it be if not a hat?
gnome_friend: Make sure to wear it the right side out or it'll be prickly
Wolfstrike_NL:
o7 TXC2 
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TimeToFry: !next
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Mangledpixel: also, boop
ShaneLeeAtk: @Mangledpixel If we Min-Max Hat Stack, does that mean a beanie on bottow and a 10-gallon Stetson on top?
NewtyNewts: @Mangledpixel It's quite the hat pack if you have to stack your hat stats hacked
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
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LRRbot: Pack Rat [1B] | Creature — Rat [*/*] | Pack Rat's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Rats you control. / {2}{B}, Discard a card: Create a token that's a copy of Pack Rat.
ShaneLeeAtk: !card hat
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Xed_Regulus: What's the best Hat in the present meta?
ShaneLeeAtk:
TXC2: as we've learned over the years on Desert bus, the biggest hat goes on the bottom for stabilty
gnome_friend: !card pirate hat
LRRbot: Pirate Hat [1U] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, draw a card, then discard a card." / Equip Pirate {1} / Equip {2}
TehAmelie: James' record of 58½ hats is probably the highest in the world, so that'd be the mark to beat
gnome_friend: What was the half a hat?
TehAmelie: i think the anglerfish mask
NewtyNewts: @TehAmelie Probably not gonna happen this meta, it's 40-hat standard
ShaneLeeAtk: Does that mean we are working with a Standard 60-Hat rack?
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Travilogue: Adam's got those guns
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wiigamer1995: they say howdy in alberta?
iris_of_ether:
TXC2: Alberta: the "Texas" of Canada
the_fanerdic: A wild Serge has appeared!
apocalyptic_squirrel:
Hey everyone!
AshcopseDryad: Hello!
adi_pie: Alberta, the Texas of Canada.
Mythdom:
rabbitgta: The stories we tell ourselves
ClericicalError: SE4GE
external_gills: *tips stetson* M'rcenary
beowuuf: matt wiggins still in the exile zone
Pharmacistjudge: it’s not far from the truth
Tanookisaur: Serge!!!
thanzo: something's bound to happen
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Mumpaaah: Serge Yeehaw-ger
silaslunark: legally distinct PPR
lucas porter: Stock footage from my home town!
blackcoat: Oh yeah, Serge is back!
Sarah: He is!
Double May Care: Yeah! :D
blackcoat: hell yeah!
Sarah: Finally got to move into his new place
Nuclear Kid: Everyone says yeehaw, but nobody asks haw yee…
Double May Care: oh they look so comfy
Astrovore: zero hats?!
ThirdChronicles: Thanks so much for putting this on!
Christopher Fernandez: Howdy from Texas! 🤠
Proffapoluga: 🤠
Double May Care: At least Kathleen had a hat in her poster
thegreatwyrdling: So something is gonna happen.
Jazz3601: it's live so something's gonna happen
KaleidoscopeCowboy: canadian highlander
milkmare1000: as an albertain found joke hilarious
circusofkirkus: it's the PLS sign the contract MTG
Wonderdoc: saddle in hehe
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TXC2: !youtube
maclenrac: saddle up
jacqui_lantern234:
@beowuuf where he belongs 
sophieghost: Saddled in
lesbiandracula: i'm here, it's live, and otj is gonna happen
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thanzo: i'm sinkin' in quicksand pls help
Purestorm_: Oooh Commander
winseeker_centaur: howdy!
beowuuf:
@jacqui_lantern234 
TXC2: !patreon
JaymicUnyielding: Premier Alberta resident of the format
Jazz3601: @the_fanerdic wrong chat this is twitch chat
ExachixKitsune: @beowuuf : wait... what set did we send Matt to train for?
EvilBadman: @beowuuf just waiting for that gentrification set from wizards to show back up
Mischievous_Catgeist: me?
GhostValv:
TimeToFry: Me specifically?
BrowneePoints: I was promised a Chuckwagon. where’s the chuckwagon and my chicken fried steak?
ExachixKitsune: !patreon
silaslunark: we did this~!
RocknGrohlNerd: 3 different formats, 1 same old same Serge, premier meowdy pilot
iris_of_ether:
BasilHunter: yay for me!
t7112: yes we can be outlaws!
undecided44: A distant call from Calgary gestures at "Stampede"
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CanPlayGames: THATS US!!
Fredrik Törnelius: 🤠
Fábio Rodrigues: oh yes! that sounds so fun
Astrovore: two hats in the intro
Astrovore: stetson count is 2!
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thanzo:
beowuuf:
@ExachixKitsune Good Bois of Dominia 2029 
Penguino_Rojo: Hello again from the front page
ignitionpoint:
ExachixKitsune: @beowuuf: Oh the rare all-doggo set
teejayrivers: Serge no! *spray bottle*
yatagarasu1177: what about Outlaws of Thunder Crunktion
ExachixKitsune: Familial Jamilial
iris_of_ether: Turn on the money spigot, the cash sluice is flowing
TXC2: Family Jambily
jacqui_lantern234: ooh, the family jamily!!!
silaslunark: this set is almost a cube with all the bonus sheets
CaptainSpam: Ah, more famble jamble!
CeremonialCowboy: I LIKE YOUR JACKET SERGE
matthaus_c: Outlaws of Family Jamction
Seth_Erickson: 👀
Mr_Bitterness: Fambly Jambly
annoyedandconfused: <message deleted>wheelerY wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerE wheelerH wheelerH wheelerH wheelerH wheelerH
Gabriel M.A.W. F.N.: oh mah gawd right on time.
Sarah: (you know, if you want and are able to 😛 )
Gabriel M.A.W. F.N.: howdy howdy
Fredrik Törnelius: Good to see you again Serge! 👋
Fábio Rodrigues: people are gonna start to going to Graham in the street and handing out envelopes with moneyz
B H: Peak spritz spritz energy
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accountmadeforants: Jambly your Fambly!
Mumpaaah: Famicom Jamicom
BrowneePoints: oh yea, Wheeler warned us of the 80 card N100 Review, this set has SPICE
GredGredmansson: fumble jumbling
TXC2: annoyedandconfused please keep emotes to 7 or less
LSRubin: rootin' tootin' famjam?
coolbond: have they managed to reach a consensus with wotc for future PPRs?
SimWOT:
the_fanerdic: can’t wait to lose to LRR during the famjam
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AgentWynter:
, and I cannot stress this enough...
thedevil_risen1: Hahaha Serge
public_key_reveal_party: Snerge is starting to come out in the sneaky attempts at swiping
SmashTCG: you know, if serge just grabbed the cards and ran, who could stop him
the_fanerdic: @smashtcg Adam
mattyraft44: neatt serge is back.
Mischievous_Catgeist:
DebttoDeathless: where horse
okun: LRR should auction off a Fan-spot to participate in a future fam jam
ThirdChronicles: Serge is feeling grabby.
Double May Care: That would make it a Fan Jam
Agent of Wheeled: Ah, the Fam Jam is so wholesome. Love it.
Pharmacistjudge: Serge is demonstrating why judges don’t put product in front of players before we do announcements
LRRMTG_Judge: Judge fight!
TotallyNotaBeholder: May the best Judge win
jacqui_lantern234:
@public_key_reveal_party thats his secret, Snerge is the default
TXC2: SmashTCG Paul, Paul would stop him
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GredGredmansson: bringing back the live deckbuild
Purestorm_: Live deck building ia back?
public_key_reveal_party: I thought a judge off was just judges tower
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maclenrac: Two judges enter, one judge wins
jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 paul is too powerful
ExachixKitsune: Serge did a real life pacific drive
TXC2: Judgment time!
RampG4mes: HELLO EVERYONE!!
MikeProvencher: Thank you for continuing to do these, I love it if it's a PPR or a Not-PPR!
KaleidoscopeCowboy: can we get a mindsplice apparatus spree cards explanation
t7112: outlaws have rules?
Pharmacistjudge: serge doing a live demonstration of why judges should not put product in front of players before or during announcements
manhawk1:
jacqui_lantern234:
nelly!!!
cmdrud87: Serge is from Alberta, he can deal with it
Agent of Wheeled: Yusssss. Judges playing!! Miss it.
Fábio Rodrigues: isnt the Commander game missing 1 person?
okun: A Fan Jam would also be great, to be fair
Fábio Rodrigues: also 1 person deckbuilding is beck! yey!
cameron_in_the_hizous: @t7112 they're more like guidelines really
accountmadeforants: Outlaws have mechanics, not rules. That's how we trick them into following rules, anyway.
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apocalyptic_squirrel: "...parlay?"
TXC2: but not ninja sadly
accountmadeforants: Huh, another creature type batch, neat
notthepenguins: @t7112 more like guidelines, really
TimeToFry: If you're having a hard time remembering who is an outlaw or not, just remember PRAWM
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Jazz3601: outlaws have rules text
MikeProvencher: Just remember, "Outlaws love Warm P".
rentar42: All shapeshifters are outlaws? DIscrimination!
jacqui_lantern234: "SHHHHHH!!!!" -Vraska, the Silencer (probably)
TehAmelie: warlock, subtle inclusion there
cmdrud87: @TXC2 a lot of ninjas are rogues, tho
EvilBadman: @TimeToFry how about MRAWP
Didero: Wait, what did warlocks do wrong to be classified outlaws?
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LSRubin: outlaws play by no one's rules but their own... unfortunately, they have quite a few of their own
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beowuuf: batching is back...tching
TehAmelie: warlocks break the laws of god
GredGredmansson: #crime
matthaus_c: edh player definition of Crim
BrowneePoints: @tehamelie they needed a type for u and g
NoSocksFox: is there only one game of sealed then?
Sarah: Sounds like it
Sarah: They've got a lot of Magic to fit into this stream
Fan of Most Everything: Ooh, had no idea if this was going on right now.
Dont Panic: So rebels are not outlaws?
TurianShadow: So Outlaw is Party but mean
Sarah: Well good timing, because we've only just started
jagehtso: my least favorite mechanic of the set
B H: Is this the first time they’ve batched creature typed in this way?
JamesWanders: Anyone else's stream frozen?
ThirdChronicles: Lords of Limited had a good acronym: WRAMP
NojhLivic: @Didero They learned magic the wrong way?
gnome_friend: @DideRobot Broke an oath? Or made an illegal pact?
ThibbleBird: Crime is now legal! ...wait...
LoganAura: If someone doesn't have Be Gay Do Crimes as their deck name I'd be surprised
CaptainSpam: CRIME.
funguslore:
Its also a crime to marry someone
MikeProvencher: Murder is a crime. Attempted Murder is a crime. Larceny is not a crime.
ardor_edi: Interaction make you chaos aligned in DnD
jacqui_lantern234: Crimes are what i commit against gender on a regular basis
the_fanerdic: CRIMES
LSRubin: Be Crime Do Gays
Shadowsoflife: Yeah, crimes
TXC2: warlock literally means promise breaker
matthaus_c: Comet cannot commit Crimes
UnknownFriday: "We always knew is was a Crime to Stifle an opponent's Fetchland" is certainly an English sentence.
GredGredmansson: @LoganAura alternatively "Is Gay, Does Crime"
NewtyNewts: Double Jeopardy, y'alll
QuixoticScrivener: multi-crime!
public_key_reveal_party:
Crimes
cmdrud87: @Didero necromancy is frowned upon, presumably
thegreatwyrdling: Wake up, it's time for crime.
Yondaime233:
EvilBadman: Still sad we never got a Graham just bluntly saying Crime in the middle of sentence when talking about it
TXC2:
jacqui_lantern234 I say gender IS the crime
Bugberry: become a target isn't the same as declaring as a target
Shadowsoflife: @TXC2 interesting.
Pharmacistjudge: overloading something makes it no longer a crime.
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Didero:
@cmdrud87 Well there go all the black cards
circusofkirkus: is there any plot armor in the set?
Double May Care: wow, can't believe casting is illegal
Owen Urquhart: @B H technically party exists and can be used in the same wheelhouse
Agent of Wheeled: Wait, so control decks are just crime waves? That's more flavourful than I thought.
Justin Leach: So, cards that don’t target aren’t crime?
BrowneePoints: chat they added warlock for the colors that don’t get pirates mercs assassins or rogues
Scarbble: gender was invented by big bathroom to sell more bathrooms
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Plot is just Yugioh trap cards and I kinda love it
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KaleidoscopeCowboy: true loves kiss is a crime
the_fanerdic: Does this mean there’s a “Go to crime step…”?
jacqui_lantern234: @TXC2 i agree, but unironically and nonjoking
TXC2: jacqui_lantern234 oh indeed
GredGredmansson: @KaleidoscopeCowboy why else do they call it "stealing" a kiss?
Rourke9: @cmdrud87 for gameplay reasons, its important to have some spellcaster-type cards be outlaws
ExachixKitsune: so many things, plots and plots of them
Purestorm_: Ooh, no overload shenanigans, good
gnome_friend: There's Fblthp
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beowuuf:
@BrowneePoints i would hope aligning yourself to some eldrich horror of unknown design might be considered a crime
CanPlayGames: I play this game for the plot....
GredGredmansson: take this?
jacqui_lantern234: omg!!! Lost on the Range?!?!?!?!?!
thanzo: I'm just here for the plot, that being the excellent magic story
ThirdChronicles: True
ThirdChronicles: Board Wipes are not crimes.
Nuclear Kid: I’m in it for the plot [shot of sweet Gonti cheeks]
Owen Urquhart: oh so it's like morph
blackcoat: Worse fortell
Gaz-L: plot just strictly better foretell?
Justin Leach: Chat in a nutshell^
Pharmacistjudge: angry zen master tells you to empty your stack.
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Bugberry: Kind of like Vehicles meets Enlist
BrowneePoints: @beowuuf there’s red u and g warlocks too
gnome_friend: @Pharmacistjudge Why is it so full of abilities?
KaleidoscopeCowboy: its just like me fr
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apocalyptic_squirrel: @Pharmacistjudge _draws another land_ "This is my stack! Empty as fuck!"
teejayrivers: Saddle is no longer a word
Wonderdoc: chat judges: if a creature is cast from being plotted can I counter it with Negate? because its cast „as a sorcery“?
BobROE: Saddle is one of those words that loses all meanings if said enough
rentar42: oh now ... saddle is now semantically saturated!
DJayHGaming: And now "saddled" has lost all meaning
jacqui_lantern234: @Pharmacistjudge this is my stack!!! empty as FUCK!!!
accountmadeforants:
I feel like Foretell should have Plot's mechanic, while Plot should have Foretell's. Doesn't seem like a good idea to share your plot with your opponent before you enact it 
LoganAura: Oh huh I only just noticed that plus here
gnome_friend: @accountmadeforants Yeah, the naming is a bit odd
thedevil_risen1: So.. saddle is enlist x crew ?
thanzo: saddled together with monstrous for modern horizons 4
beowuuf: @BrowneePoints black doens't have the monopoly on eldrich horrors, no matter what green's propaganda tells you |p
Fan of Most Everything: Foretell doesn't reveal information to your opponent.
ThirdChronicles: Different foretell?
Double May Care: Oh this is a good mechanic
okun: Fivetell
blackcoat: and can be played at non-sorcery
ThirdChronicles: @okun Yes
Tom Ireland: oh wow, I'm actually on time for PPR live!
Fan of Most Everything: This time, Gavin acknowledged that every mechanic is kicker.
Nuclear Kid: I hope one day there is a centaur with Saddle
blackcoat: I'm really excited about spree
mjiig: @accountmadeforants Not a good idea, but a frequent villain trope
85Hawk: everything IS just kicker
Pharmacistjudge: @wonderdoc as a sorcery is a timing phrase. it doesn’t change the types the spell is
irikaj: As a sorcery just means during your main phase when the stack is empty
apocalyptic_squirrel:
@Wonderdoc You cannot! "As a sorcery" refers to the timing restriction (has to be in your main phase when the stack is empty), not the card type. I realise it's not super obvious. 
GredGredmansson: @Wonderdoc "as a sorcery" doesn't mean "this card is now a sorcery" and even if it did it would still be a creature spell
KaleidoscopeCowboy: @beowuuf thats true loot is a eldrich horror after all
Persephonehime95: how does spree work with like cascade?
ExachixKitsune: I feel like this might be more generic than kicker, and thus kicker is spree but always one mode must be taken?
accountmadeforants: @mjiig Yeah but then I'd call it "(Villainous) Monologue" or something :B
GredGredmansson: its like Escalate but with varying costs
BrowneePoints: still have to pay with cascade
hackingducks: spree and splice would be fun mechanics to mix
TXC2: I guess the better english would be "cast like a sorc" not "as a sorc"
BrowneePoints: spree does nothing with no costs paid
accountmadeforants: (Because the good guys can also Monologue about how the power of friendship is why you'll lose)
Natedogg2: @Persephonehime95 You still have to pick at least one mode and pay for that mode - it won't be free. If you don't or can't cast it, then the card goes on the bottom with the other exiled cards.
undecided44: Rhetorical corner case question, feel free to ignore. Is the foretold zone different from the plotted zone? Are either legal zones that can be targeted for a "process a card from exile" effect?
Nuclear Kid: Or an equipment that gives any creature Saddle so you can ride Emrakul
jagehtso: Magic a la mode
Bugberry: @Persephonehime95 same as other cards that require additional costs. If you can't pay the additional cost, you don't cast the spell and it gets shuffled back in the bottom.
RyleGrimrick: t
Wonderdoc: Just wanted to clarify. because this wording is way less clear than „anytime you may cast a sorcery“. thank you chat judges
GredGredmansson: @undecided44 there is no "foretell zone" or "plot zone", just exile
NewtyNewts: So if you cascade into a spree spell, do you get to choose modes immediately?
GredGredmansson: cards can "be foretold" or "be plotted"
Pharmacistjudge: @undecided44 fortell and plot both sue the exile zone
Rourke9: @undecided44 yes, they can both be processed
Didero: Can't commit a crime on an illegal target, got it
apocalyptic_squirrel: @Persephonehime95 You choose at least one mode and pay the spree costs! They're all "additional costs", so they still work if you cast the spell with an "alternative cost" aka flashback, without paying, etc.
Natedogg2: @undecided44 There is no such thing as a 'plotted zone' or 'foretold zone'. Both involve exiling the cards
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TXC2: undecided44 they're both just exiled, but it's good practice to have different piles to keep things clear
thanzo: doesn't work well with omniscience?
TehAmelie: crimes aren't real
BrowneePoints: you have to choose and pay costs if you discover or cascade
Flyingdelorion: Thanks Nelson!
RampG4mes: HELLO EVERYONE!!
Double May Care: Spree does seem interesting. Everything IS just Kicker
Fan of Most Everything: @Nuclear Kid The Neverending Story, by H. P. Lovecraft.
RogueLink:
KaleidoscopeCowboy: i want judges tower level scrutiny, one missed trigger and you get a round loss
deskisdead: what if you cascade into a spree card but cant afford to pay additional costs?
maclenrac: Spree looks awesome
TXC2: hello RampG4mes welcome
gnome_friend: Wizards has determined what crime is
bakerydragon: Ooh yay, Serge in person
BrowneePoints: chat you pay spree costs even if you cheat it
GredGredmansson: @deskisdead same as any other cascaded card you can't actually cast; you bottom it
BreadGuyTV: You guys got me into magic.. Love you guys
matthaus_c: thought you were gonna say you banned Nelson to Alberta
MikeProvencher: Open a Thoughtsieze Surg!
TXC2:
we've seen all 4000000 mythics in the set
kumatsu:
wait Serge is back? 
RampG4mes: hi Graham
maclenrac: gimme gimme gimme
BrowneePoints: if you can’t card fizzles
TXC2: kumatsu yeap, in pog form
Pharmacistjudge: @deskisdead then you can’t cast the spell. similar if you lack a target.
GalacticCyrus: but can you cast Judge Nelson from exile??
Suffix: You're doing great, Serge!
ardor_edi: Did I miss the REL:AXED joke?
NewtyNewts: 9 million boondoggles
GredGredmansson: 9 Million Currency?
CanPlayGames: 9m smooches
kumatsu: 9 million double-dollars
apocalyptic_squirrel: Worth noting that there's a reminder token with "this card was plotted" on it. Similar to the tokens for morph, adventure, etc, these don't have any gameplay effect, they're just there to help clarify what happened.
BrightstormRising: I want Graham to shout "surprise! It's beejlander!"
McMenno: how much for Serge
matthaus_c: 9 million of those can buy a single bag of chips
ThibbleBird: 9 million thundy junkties
SerGarretCameron: 9 million white mana.
Xavbull: thank you, Nelson
Fan of Most Everything: Here before the judging eyes of chat.
Nuclear Kid: Time for a Power Serge
ThirdChronicles: That cardboard rip is SO satisfying to do in person.
Double May Care: Nine MILLION Mana
Makhiel: thunder dollars
adi_pie: 9 million zenny
Bugberry: Is it like the One Piece currency?
GalacticCyrus:
Spades_Slicc: how deep into the tunder junkies are we?
DrLigmaPhD: This set features at least 2 cowboy twinks
TXC2: 9 million (zimbamweean) dollars!
bakerydragon:
I immediately want Trigun alters
vegetalss4: Is that a lot, or has Thunder Junction just suffered from hyperinflation
thedevil_risen1: 001/001 serialised oko for 9mil? Move over post malone!
apocalyptic_squirrel: @adi_pie just punch trucks for an hour, ez
Tom_Bruise: those are just things, they don't mean a fudge
SocraticMethod: Coins?
BrowneePoints: Berry @bugberry
GalacticCyrus: a token kinda?
MikeProvencher: I *think* you're supposed to put your spindown die on them.
matthaus_c: cactussy?
gnome_friend: 9 million dong!
McMenno: dividers
Rourke9: night/day?
public_key_reveal_party: Free bookmark
azureHaights: Spineswalker
OkCartier: coin flip?
CanPlayGames: Snack on them
Earthenone: are they flip balanced?
NewtyNewts: Thunder in the streets, but...
fsforwardsound: i use them to represent tokens i dont have
TehAmelie: you could even use them as tokens
nitrodog96: thunder at the junction?
FlynnRaccoon:
You put them on top of your library for upkeep triggers 
shaunleung: The're just a little guy
Mumpaaah: Snorse
imdanielholt:
We use the rectangles for game mechanic markers sometimes (case solved, etc)
Seth_Erickson: The Snorse
azureHaights: @NewtyNewts ...junction in the streets?
GredGredmansson: SNERGE SNORSE
TimeToFry: Snorse
Pharmacistjudge: I wonder. anyone have a photo of a cactus in the shape of the Planeswalker symbol?
Rourke9: Snorse!
rockman1967: show d20
AmewTheFox: SNORSE
zelukester: SNORSE
Slyguy46: Snorse
PharaohOfAtlantis: Snorce!
thanzo: SNORSE
Redalus: SNORSE
cmdrud87: @CanPlayGames don't eat the delicious Magic accessores
NewtyNewts: Snorse!
McMenno: SNORSE
RogueLink: ooooooh
BrowneePoints: SNORSE
super731: banger
ThibbleBird: SNORSE
accountmadeforants: Snorsemount
Adrian Pienaru: 9 million zenny
Fan of Most Everything: 9 million (currency TBD)
Sarah: This is a neat design
jagehtso: 9 million eggs
Fábio Rodrigues: Berries
Nuclear Kid: Nine million gil. That’s like 7 Phoenix Downs.
Rafael Shinohara: CACTUSSY
Double May Care: I guess they're like tokens
Sarah: Could maybe use it for emblems
Fan of Most Everything: Thunder in the streets, junction in the sheets.
Fan of Most Everything: Wait...
blackcoat: @Rafael Shinohara that's cursed
Fan of Most Everything: Snorse!
Mischievous_Catgeist: snorse!
gameslayer013: SNORSE
silaslunark: Saucy Snorse
baltimore_667083: SNORSE
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
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azureHaights: *sheets, got dangit
external_gills: Snorse!
ggwegot2much: SNORSE
Purestorm_: Don't tell Alex
public_key_reveal_party: @flynnraccoon how dare you suggest a good idea?
GalacticCyrus:
oh no the horse is already pringly
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Formerly_Beef: SNORSE!
DrLigmaPhD: Snhount
as_ever_ellesandra: Snorse
ggwegot2much: BIG SNORSE!
thedevil_risen1: Danger Horse
mishrasbauble: SNORSE
DrDunnans: SNORSE
funguslore: SNORSE
iris_of_ether: Snorse
62MGcobra: was that a purple d20?
Rourke9: highlander playable! but not as good as bob, no
the_spider_bucket: SNORSE
irikaj: I love the snorse
RSCorundum: Snorses!
ggwegot2much: I LOVE SNORSE
SocraticMethod: !card Caustic Bronco
LRRbot: Caustic Bronco [1B] | Creature — Snake Horse Mount [2/2] | Whenever Caustic Bronco attacks, reveal the top card of your library and put it into your hand. You lose life equal to that card's mana value if Caustic Bronco isn't saddled. Otherwise, each opponent loses that much life. / Saddle 3
MikeProvencher: yeah that's a good one.
BreadGuyTV: it's a snorse of course
Slyguy46: Bad Snorse, Bad Snorse, Bad Snorse, it's Bad
JDogg2K4:
It's never bob
logophile99: looks like a pringle
GredGredmansson: opponents PLURAL
GalacticCyrus:
funguslore:
Mumpaaah: Bob Snorse
northos: Bob Horse, Bob Horse...
ThibbleBird: In Thunder Junction, Snorse Bobs YOU
James_the_Dabbler: Snorse bobs wrong is so food
azureHaights: Welp, there's the nickname, see y'all on TTC
TehAmelie: the cards come in their own sealed sleeves?
Bengineering: Oh right, I knew there was something I was supposed to do today
LoganAura: goes into Yuriko
Suffix: That's a very MtG phrase.
matthaus_c: it's about time we power creep Bob tbh
QuixoticScrivener: might be your Arena code
noSmokeFire: the snorse for snerge
thedevil_risen1: Hai Ben
silaslunark: that snorse bob's wrong sounds like someone is having a stronk
TXC2: hello Bengineering
Slyguy46: Hi Ben
the_spider_bucket: “The Snorse Bobs Wrong” is a good future button
mishrasbauble: Robert Snorse
HeraldBFC: TIL Snerge is part snek
Purestorm_: OH right play boosters, I keep forgetting those are a thing now
undecided44: Serpo-questrian? Taxonomically related to serpopards?
Bugberry: It's still just a 2/2 for 2, so getting more than 1 card draw form it is tough.
baltimore_667083: hi ben
itsaysTRUENO: Snorse is the key. Snorse is the gate.
ggwegot2much: lmao
LRRbot: Force of Vigor [2GG] | Instant | If it's not your turn, you may exile a green card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Destroy up to two target artifacts and/or enchantments.
GalacticCyrus:
thedevil_risen1: Fun
gameslayer013: HUH
ggwegot2much: Force of Vigor
Angreed66: tbf bob can bob without attacking
Annathoth: snorse!!
Owen Urquhart: SNORSE
ThirdChronicles: Don't tell Alex
HiCallMeRusty: love the snorse
Double May Care: it's bent :(
jagehtso: that's very caustic indeed
Nuclear Kid: The Risk-It Seabiscuit
LRRbot: Force of Vigor [2GG] | Instant | If it's not your turn, you may exile a green card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Destroy up to two target artifacts and/or enchantments.
okun: Are there bonus mythics this set, again?
Fan of Most Everything: Rare(s)
bakerydragon: Horse with no name... No wait, I'm just hearing now that it's called Bob.
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McMenno: what the hell
NewtyNewts: That's a neat printing
Sarah_Serinde: @Bengineering I'm sure it's not that important
midnightcurryjazz: b o n u s s h e e t
mishrasbauble: Force of Yager
LoganAura: Well Serge is in Green
NonUniqueGuy: Love the artwork
WaltzMaster1: big score is in the list
GalacticCyrus:
the LIST common, you say?
McMenno: @LoganAura nah force is mid in limited
TimeToFry: Big Score is also list
squ3e: Is that even good in sealed?
FlynnRaccoon: !card Loot,
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BrowneePoints: list has SPG and Big Score
GredGredmansson: @LoadingReadyRun the List for this set is ENTIRELY Big Score and Special Guests
northos:
*mostly* new cards
dreadfeather: Hey I just joined, is PPR today or tomorrow?
apocalyptic_squirrel: let's start off this sealed pool with an alternate frame reprint that was never legal in Standard
TehAmelie: instant no mana disenchant? bold move, Green
BrowneePoints: and then crime bonus sheet
Angreed66: big score isn't all artifacts
WaltzMaster1: big score + special guests = the list
TXC2: dreadfeather it's right now
TheMinionGM: I think this set "the list" is just Big Score + Special Guests, nothing else
4AMDonuts: thought BIG and SPG were the entirety of the list this time?
mweepigeon: The List is ~1/5 boosters and encompasses both The Big Score and Special Guests, Breaking Newsis one in every booster
dreadfeather: @TXC2 HYPE
EvilBadman: @dreadfeather yer watching it pardner
LRRbot: Lush Oasis | Land — Desert | Lush Oasis enters the battlefield tapped. / When Lush Oasis enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
GredGredmansson: yeah there is no normal list
Double May Care: OH WOW
Annathoth: force is nice
Justin Leach: Lololol
Double May Care: that's a very pretty showcase
Sarah: Yeah love that style
Fan of Most Everything: Breaking News, Big Score, and Special Guests. (The List is the second two.)
Double May Care: oh my gosh...
LRRbot: Lush Oasis | Land — Desert | Lush Oasis enters the battlefield tapped. / When Lush Oasis enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
okun: all of the breaking news cards can commit crimes
Natedogg2: @dreadfeather This is the PPR equivalent. We're doing sealed, draft, and commander today with the new set.
dm818: are those the ones that all commit crimes the breaking news?
NewtyNewts: Tap land that damages your OPPONENT?!
gameslayer013: poke land
Purestorm_: Pinglands
Bugberry: I was just doing a school assignment for my class and looking at old Texas newspapers.
Agnememnon: the pitch elementals are in there?!
TLBlitz: Breaking News cards also all commit crimes!
h3rsh3yb4r: Crimelands
TXC2: crime lands gonna be BIG
MrPipboy3000: STAB LAND!
LRRbot: Spirebluff Canal | Land | Spirebluff Canal enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
Shadowsoflife: Crimelands !
MikeProvencher: 50% of packs have one of the Crime Dual lands in the Land slot.
GalacticCyrus: "these lands commit crimes" - Graham
Suffix:
gnome_friend: CANAL!
notthepenguins: oh, crimeland is a great term
matthaus_c: Ron Spears Spirebluff Canal
circusofkirkus:
Butternades: canal
Wolfstrike_NL: Canal!
apocalyptic_squirrel: Serge well on his way to opening a Modern Rhinos deck
BrightstormRising:
l0gin4me:
silaslunark: very on brand for serge
phoenixfeather14: Canal!!!
BrookJustBones:
beowuuf:
ggwegot2much: Serge's first booster is like 30 bucks
sophieghost:
kainboa:
Agnememnon: wait no those are those instants
TXC2: Chat look away!
funguslore: D:
Ard_Rhys: Of course Serge would open a canal
NarfBlinko: True Monster!
QuixoticScrivener: Blasphemy
LRRbot: Holy Cow [2W] | Creature — Ox Angel [2/2] | Flash / Flying / When Holy Cow enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life and scry 1.
drocathekorok: Looks like I joined at the perfect time
Bugberry: Spirebluff Canal, otherwise known as the San Antonio River Walk.
maclenrac: who isn't?
rogerivany: Didn't Kathleen predict Deserts on a TTC?
northos:
holy 
Pharmacistjudge: brew crew throwing canals
external_gills: not respecting wubrg should be a crime
TimeToFry: That's a COMMON??
matthaus_c: Wind Drake eat your heart out
gameslayer013: Holy COW
accountmadeforants: Holy cow! That's a common!
RomanGoro: Wait, cows fly????
notthepenguins: lord
Mike Sherry: The list contains Big Store, Breaking News and Special Guest and that's it this set.
ThirdChronicles: Crime lands!
LRRbot: Spirebluff Canal | Land | Spirebluff Canal enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
Annathoth: crime land
Fan of Most Everything: Serge, known fan of Venice.
jagehtso: Deserts dealing damage is also very on-flavor
LRRbot: Holy Cow [2W] | Creature — Ox Angel [2/2] | Flash / Flying / When Holy Cow enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life and scry 1.
GalacticCyrus: literal holy cow
funguslore: It also has banger flavor text
public_key_reveal_party: Dang
TXC2: Ox Angle, Ox angel, would you be mine?
Shadowsoflife: holy cow
ExachixKitsune: holy cow
SmashTCG: the pig wants to fly
thedevil_risen1: Serge unlocked the secret cow level
GredGredmansson: white
BrowneePoints: this set is cooking
Abavus: uh oh
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mweepigeon: something something inspiring overseer
RampG4mes: HOLY COW!!
4AMDonuts: set is MH3 extras
LRRbot: Outcaster Greenblade [2G] | Creature — Human Mercenary [1/2] | When Outcaster Greenblade enters the battlefield, search your library for a basic land card or a Desert card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Outcaster Greenblade gets +1/+1 for each Desert you control.
TXC2: look for that to be banned in Pauper
DrLigmaPhD: Moo-typal incoming
cameron_in_the_hizous: it was named that because thats what the designers said out loud once they were done
James_the_Dabbler: Very
TehAmelie: i'm told the power level is extra
WaltzMaster1: civic wayfinder
LRRbot: Miriam, Herd Whisperer [GW] | Legendary Creature — Human Druid [3/2] | As long as it's your turn, Mounts and Vehicles you control have hexproof. / Whenever a Mount or Vehicle you control attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Butternades: a basic land or a desert is pretty nice
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Fan of Most Everything: This is a common.
Sol: force AND canal
ThirdChronicles: Pow! Zap! Moo!
Nuclear Kid: Ox Angel is my magician name
Adrian Pienaru: That card does so much.
Fan of Most Everything: RIP Wind Drake.
Double May Care: That flavor text is so good
LRRbot: Outcaster Greenblade [2G] | Creature — Human Mercenary [1/2] | When Outcaster Greenblade enters the battlefield, search your library for a basic land card or a Desert card, reveal it, put it into you…
Sarah: Named for what you say when you realize it's common
LRRbot: Miriam, Herd Whisperer [GW] | Legendary Creature — Human Druid [3/2] | As long as it's your turn, Mounts and Vehicles you control have hexproof. / Whenever a Mount or Vehicle you control attacks, put…
LSRubin: i'm not gonna be able to cast that and not say it in the Harry Caray voice
GredGredmansson:
as long as your turn what?
GalacticCyrus: sheesh
deskisdead: she saddles the promo creature perfectly yeah
sophieghost: What do you whisper to a train
circusofkirkus: green white riders
Bugberry: Vroom Vroom and Gidde Up
BrowneePoints: gw saddle
TriforceDrummer: Abzan mounts lets go
Desomas: Snump the Snorse\
funguslore: New boots!
LRRbot: Lavaspur Boots [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has haste and ward {1}. / Equip {1}
kynelwynn: So, g/w mounts
accountmadeforants: So she can only whisper to herds? Not individual animals? Seems difficult
TimeToFry: Not Quite Swiftfoot booties
jacqui_lantern234: new boots who dis
vegetalss4: Those boots look cool
Sage0fMadness: So, hexproof in commander
Purestorm_: Boots at Home
Sage0fMadness:
TXC2: the power is more important then the ward IMO
MrPipboy3000: Slowpoke Boots
Earthenone: they are boots with the spur
jacqui_lantern234: also, new boots get found off Urza's Saga
TehAmelie: maybe a herd can be just one herd animal
LRRbot: Form a Posse [XRW] | Sorcery | Create X 1/1 red Mercenary creature tokens with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery."
circusofkirkus: Forth at home
DanTheMediocre: boots with the spurs
GalacticCyrus: holy
ggwegot2much: Forth Eorlingas at home
jkinpar: is this a pre-pre-release?
ExachixKitsune: pff very good
McMenno: just like forth ligma
SnowBuddy18: Third Eorlingas
WaltzMaster1: I think this card is very medium
Double May Care: Pigs really do wanna fly
LRRbot: Lavaspur Boots [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has haste and ward {1}. / Equip {1}
Fan of Most Everything: New boots, who dis?
LRRbot: Form a Posse [XRW] | Sorcery | Create X 1/1 red Mercenary creature tokens with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery."
Double May Care: Those boots can kick
T_Peazy: boots with the SPURS
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PsiMaster54: Did any LRR people work on flavor text for this set?
jacqui_lantern234: i suspect those boots are gonna be SUPER good in Urza Saga formats
thedevil_risen1: Haha its our erolingas comrade
silaslunark: them not having haste and not having trample definitely powers down the card
Verrain2: That was horrible Graham. Loved it.
Shadowsoflife: @jacqui_lantern234 I didn't read found the first time ....
LRRbot: Abrupt Decay [BG] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Destroy target nonland permanent with mana value 3 or less.
noSmokeFire: every time I hear Erolingus I think it's something obscene
GalacticCyrus:
TehAmelie: a BPPR
super731: yipee
NojhLivic: Legally distinct PPR
Slyguy46:
Wolfstrike_NL: hahah
Walla_tv: its the PPR with the serial numbers filed off
Didero: "Is this a PPR?" Close enough
LRRMTG_Judge:
Hello everyone! Judge Squirrel signing in - Squirrel
McMenno: YOOOOO
Mythdom:
funguslore:
RogueLink: Niiiiiice
TXC2: "is this a PPR?" "yes, but actually no"
Sage0fMadness: biggus poggus
therepoman__: DAMN
JDogg2K4: Niiiice
Rourke9: nice!!
BrowneePoints: this set is JUICED Serge
ExachixKitsune: Hello Judge Squirrel!
ggwegot2much: What the fuck is Serge's pack luck?
RampG4mes: hi Graham
Mumpaaah: Abzan Mounties?
EvilBadman: Get the sleeeeeve
Slyguy46: Yee haw
Bugberry: Abrupt deYeah!
bakerydragon: I've not heard if it, I'm guessing abrupt decay is pricey?
ThibbleBird: Serge "Poker Face" Yager
DrLigmaPhD: Serge pogging live at the PPR*
Mythdom: Serge is happy
public_key_reveal_party: That is awesome art
LRRMTG_Judge:
@ExachixKitsune Hello there!
thedevil_risen1: SLEEVE
BrightstormRising: So we're in black...
Pharmacistjudge: it’s a PLS. as in PLS wizards sponsor LRR and bring the PPR back.
drocathekorok: looks like Abzan is in the table
TimeToFry: Does Serge get to keep the cards at the end?
NewtyNewts: Love it
BreadGuyTV: I wish I had surges excitement when it comes to magic
shamblingkrenshar: This is the Before Before Launch
Mischievous_Catgeist: no refunds
Malkmaven1176: And that's just pack one
beowuuf: abrupt decay of neutral face
Double May Care: with the spurrrs
okun: Is there a card or a token behind the promo?
T_Peazy: thank you double.
LRRbot: Abrupt Decay [BG] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Destroy target nonland permanent with mana value 3 or less.
Double May Care: I live for the bit
Sesquame: The signpost uncommons are crunked in this set
Fan of Most Everything: (Happy Serge noises)
Agent of Wheeled: Well, that's a black card...
Philippe Lavoie: Happy Serge is Happy!
Celton Seelig: I love the actual joy
Rebelattack: Hi Graham, did you guys write flavor text for this set
couchboyj:
Loving Serge's energy
northos: some of them are editors notes but yeah, all newspaper themed
LRRbot: Clear Shot [2G] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.
accountmadeforants: @TimeToFry I believe so, yes
bakerydragon: Reminds me of when serge opened double shock lands St a PPR a while back
Ard_Rhys: green looking good so far
Didero: oh no, somebody brought a gun to a magic fight
public_key_reveal_party: I feel like serge is off to a very strong green start
NewtyNewts: Seems really yeehaw so far
deskisdead: well serge is definitely in green and probably black lol
apocalyptic_squirrel: the promo green removal cards gradually getting worse over time
matthaus_c: one of my friends was Positive you wrote the flavour text on Mindbreak Trap
usmu1976: Green it is indeed
northos: ooooh yeah
Natedogg2: Those reminder texts are very fun
LRRbot: Bristlebud Farmer [2GG] | Creature — Plant Druid [5/5] | Trample / When Bristlebud Farmer enters the battlefield, create two Food tokens. / Whenever Bristlebud Farmer attacks, you may sacrifice a Food. If you do, mill three cards. You may put a permanent card from among them into your hand.
LowUpsideCJ: university newspaper gang
Bugberry: I wonder how many people on the flavor text team are from the American Southwest.
GredGredmansson: Big Score
TXC2: 5/5 for 4 baby
circusofkirkus: ripped cactus
Slyguy46: The Big Score
thedevil_risen1: Serge in Golgari confirmed
funguslore:
Big score card
veetreter:
hi graham are y'all coming to amsterdam?
McMenno: wow
Purestorm_: Swole plant
shamblingkrenshar: I was sure LRR did because of some of this flavor text. And general puns
GhostValv:
big bud
The_Cakemeister: jfc, Serge.
BrowneePoints: BUFF cactus!
TotalHell: cracked kit
T_Peazy: gas! foil showcase abrupt decay?!
LRRbot: Clear Shot [2G] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.
SeanTheCrow: so these are or are not sealed legal?
Fan of Most Everything: Everything in the pack is Limited legal.
T_Peazy: are
Annathoth: clear shot has my favorite 'not gun' in the set
NoSocksFox: probably playing green then...
okun: everything opened in a sealed pool is legal for that sealed event
okun: unless there are bonus mythics again
Jaime Grijalba: so, green eh?
LRRbot: Bristlebud Farmer [2GG] | Creature — Plant Druid [5/5] | Trample / When Bristlebud Farmer enters the battlefield, create two Food tokens. / Whenever Bristlebud Farmer attacks, you may sacrifice a Foo…
Sage0fMadness: welp
Mai_Andra:
Sudden Azorius hate from Serge? Like the land, I am shock. 
RomanGoro: But wait, there's two more paragraphs
therepoman__: Jesus christ
deskisdead: slam dunk in limited
midnightcurryjazz: The big score was supposed to be its own set, but aftermath did so bad they just put it in
Mumpaaah: T H I C C C A C T U S
silaslunark: for the food canlander deck?
OldUncleDan: Green Beef.
RogueLink: Why is this cactus weirdly hot? lol
SimWOT: how will nelson compete
public_key_reveal_party: Green looting?
LRRMTG_Judge: !card Iwamori of the Open Fist
LRRbot: Iwamori of the Open Fist [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Human Monk [5/5] | Trample / When Iwamori of the Open Fist enters the battlefield, each opponent may put a legendary creature card from their hand onto the battlefield.
ItsThugDimmadome: Man, what a time to be alive.
GredGredmansson: Wicked Wolf?
Seth_Erickson: Fierce Witchstalker?
Slyguy46: Wicked Wolf
Professor_Rakor: All of the list cards (special guest/big score) are mythics, kinda wild.
Wonderdoc: so Abzan all good stuff?
accountmadeforants: Bristlebud sounds like a nickname for Gristlebarnd.
Bugberry: Potential for Canlander Food deck?
nitrodog96: Fierce Witchstalker is the one, nice one @Seth_Erickson
nitrodog96: loved that card
funguslore: Wait wut!?
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Malkmaven1176: Big score = cards from canceled OTJ Aftermath set
ihlendrax: And BIG is Standard legal, too.
LRRbot: Tinybones Joins Up [B] | Legendary Enchantment | When Tinybones Joins Up enters the battlefield, any number of target players each discard a card. / Whenever a legendary creature enters the battlefield under your control, any number of target players each mill a card and lose 1 life.
Slyguy46: Happy bone noises
Double May Care: Abzan looks pretty good right now
Nuclear Kid: Missing Two Thirds Of Saloon Doors Found
NoSocksFox: are the big score cards standard legal?
Silver Story Author: oooooooooooh!! Will this be a VOD later? I can't stick around for the whole stream
LRRbot: Tinybones Joins Up [B] | Legendary Enchantment | When Tinybones Joins Up enters the battlefield, any number of target players each discard a card. / Whenever a legendary creature enters the battlefie…
Sarah: It will take a few days for the vod to go up on YouTube, but yes there will be one
funguslore: Happy bone rattles
shamblingkrenshar: We stan Tinybones here
kynelwynn: commit a crime for B
Seth_Erickson: It's good at commiting crimes at least
cameron_in_the_hizous: can you make surge say bones one more time?
BrowneePoints: yep
DanTheMediocre: tinybones: good at crime
LRRbot: Slick Sequence [UR] | Instant | Slick Sequence deals 2 damage to any target. If you've cast another spell this turn, draw a card.
Professor_Rakor: Sure are.
WaltzMaster1: this card is sick
McMenno: they sure are
matthaus_c: Electrolyze with extra steps
BrowneePoints: they are aftermath cards so standard legal
LRRbot: Rakish Crew [2B] | Enchantment | When Rakish Crew enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery." / Whenever an outlaw you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
tobcus3114: Evening folks
TXC2: I assume the "newspaper" cards aren't in standard ?
benjamin_wheeler: you can treat BIG like aftermath
Nathan Long: Yes, the Big Score cards will be standard-legal.
Sarah: It will also be available immediately on Twitch, but I'm guessing if you're here right now you would probably rather watch the vod here :D
Silver Story Author: Awesome! Thank you @Sarah
Sarah: np :)
LRRbot: Slick Sequence [UR] | Instant | Slick Sequence deals 2 damage to any target. If you've cast another spell this turn, draw a card.
LoadingReadyRun: note that is will be on the lrrmtg youtube channel
LRRbot: Rakish Crew [2B] | Enchantment | When Rakish Crew enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only …
QuixoticScrivener: Oh no he's hot!
matthaus_c: @TXC2 correct
northos: @TXC2 correct, no change in legality
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LRRbot: Intrepid Stablemaster [1G] | Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Reach / {T}: Add {G}. / {T}: Add two mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast Mount or Vehicle spells.
Slyguy46: Chocobo!
azureHaights: WARK
TXC2: matthaus_c northos LRRMTG_Judge ok, thanks
Xavion333: I have liked that the signpost uncommons in this set are incredibly unambiguous.
Mumpaaah: Abzan Mounties for sure.
LRRMTG_Judge: @TXC2 No, the "Breaking News" cards won't affect what format the cards are legal in - Natedogg
Seth_Erickson: Fixing for the Horse
matthaus_c: Big Score = Aftermath, Prosperity Post = Mystical Archive
sophieghost: Human Scout?
funguslore: Good chicken
BrowneePoints: which means torpor orb and grand abolisher are standard legal again Graham
TXC2: LRRMTG_Judge thanks
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NewtyNewts: He got stacked
kynelwynn: There's -so much- reach in green in these and the commander cards
therepoman__: These cards are juiced good lord
LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
snowb0und: Hey, Serge is back!
LRRbot: Tyrant's Scorn [UB] | Instant | Choose one — / • Destroy target creature with mana value 3 or less. / • Return target creature to its owner's hand.
matthaus_c: tyrant's corn
LRRbot: Fblthp, Lost on the Range [1UU] | Legendary Creature — Homunculus [1/1] | Ward {2} / You may look at the top card of your library any time. / The top card of your library has plot. The plot cost is equal to its mana cost. / You may plot nonland cards from the top of your library.
T_Peazy: I'm watching on YouTube now
Fan of Most Everything: "You idiots! You arrested their stunt doubles!"
LRRbot: Intrepid Stablemaster [1G] | Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Reach / {T}: Add {G}. / {T}: Add two mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast Mount or Vehicle spells.
Double May Care: Serge is definitely in Abzan
Sarah: This stream vod won't be available after the stream ends, as they will be editing the recording and reuploading it
Nuclear Kid: I am most stoked for the U/R precon and the various spellslingy cards. I’m Izzet on the inside.
LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
LRRbot: Tyrant's Scorn [UB] | Instant | Choose one — / • Destroy target creature with mana value 3 or less. / • Return target creature to its owner's hand.
Slyguy46: The boi!
cameron_in_the_hizous: return of the king!
iris_of_ether: My boi!
TehAmelie: i wonder how much balancing math went into making that "two mana of any one color" instead of "two mana of any color"
LRRbot: Insatiable Avarice [B] | Sorcery | Spree / + {2} — Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top. / + {B}{B} — Target player draws three cards and loses 3 life.
cmdrud87: James is frantically waving off stag so S+G would hurry up
Professor_Rakor: These are some of the most Land basic lands that ever have.
sophieghost: Found him
funguslore:
We found him
GredGredmansson: 1 mana sorcery
McMenno: this one's good
Mr_Horrible: BBB draw 3 lose 3 feels sick
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midnightcurryjazz: Remind serge that these are the new boosters, not the old draft boosters
TXC2:
Shelodred was a mistake
maclenrac: Tutor one drop
RSCorundum: It is
McMenno: or in standard!
cameron_in_the_hizous: it is!
Purestorm_: Black gets another really good tutor, who saw that coming
Mumpaaah: You can do that in Standard, Serge.
BrowneePoints: standard yep
Mr_Horrible: "Picture this: I control a sheoldred" okay slow down Scrooge McDuck
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Wolfstrike_NL: Sure is
LRRbot: Conduit Pylons | Land — Desert | When Conduit Pylons enters the battlefield, surveil 1. / {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
QuixoticScrivener: I see Ral Zarek!
LRRbot: Fblthp, Lost on the Range [1UU] | Legendary Creature — Homunculus [1/1] | Ward {2} / You may look at the top card of your library any time. / The top card of your library has plot. The plot cost is e…
Fan of Most Everything: Found him!
LRRbot: Insatiable Avarice [B] | Sorcery | Spree / + {2} — Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top. / + {B}{B} — Target player draws three cards and loses 3 life.
Dark Esch: He has been found
okun: Thank you @Sarah !!
Sarah: 👍
LRRbot: Conduit Pylons | Land — Desert | When Conduit Pylons enters the battlefield, surveil 1. / {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
cameron_in_the_hizous: it shouldn't be! but it is!
RSCorundum: Unfortunately it is : (
MikeProvencher: Sheoldred is legal in Standard until Fall of 2025.
BrowneePoints: rotation ain’t until Bloomburrow
GredGredmansson: its the Klacks
winseeker_centaur: i think that is 15 damage
cmdrud87: must construct additional pylon
Mr_Horrible: it's glimmergroto but free surveil
gameslayer013: ahh, the planeograph
LRRbot: Congregation Gryff [1GW] | Creature — Hippogriff Mount [1/4] | Flying, lifelink / Whenever Congregation Gryff attacks while saddled, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Mounts you control. / Saddle 3
TXC2: Ral Zerak =Tesla ?
deskisdead: sheoldred doesnt rotate out :')
Mr_Horrible: big butt flying lifelinker feels pretty gas in sealed
Mischievous_Catgeist: snorse
Fan of Most Everything: They must construct additional pylons.
LRRbot: Congregation Gryff [1GW] | Creature — Hippogriff Mount [1/4] | Flying, lifelink / Whenever Congregation Gryff attacks while saddled, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Mounts y…
NewtyNewts: Wubrg Mount Up
balfizan: Serge needs to try real hard to make Abzan work
LoadingReadyRun:
Miriam: ʰᵉʳᵈ
Obos_TAB: Does something rotate out with OTJ?
phoenixfeather14: More like a Tesla/Marconi hybrid
ChillyCru: next set is rotation
TotalHell: I wish to see the Abzan mounts
matthaus_c: that snorse bobs wrong
Jaolen: I’m just now realizing a mount can saddle another mount
BrowneePoints: @txc2 Bell with Tesla’s aesthetic
h3rsh3yb4r: Snorse Bobswrong
Desdae: Snorse Bobs wrong
LRRbot: Mountain | Basic Land — Mountain |
RSCorundum: Snore
baltimore_667083: TRAIN
drcthulu: An abzan amount of value
Mangledpixel: choo choo!
gameslayer013: choo choo
Akaiatana: @Graham The Snorse Bobs Wrong
Mr_Horrible: we love public transit
TehAmelie: "lands do crimes now" or something along those lines
sophieghost: Time for Frog?
DrLigmaPhD: @Mischievous_Catgeist Snorse and borse
RSCorundum: Chrain
TXC2: BrowneePoints oooh
LRRbot: Repulse [2U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Draw a card.
Forgotten_Lizard: Things you can say about Magic, but not your partner
LRRMTG_Judge: @Obos_TAB No, nothing rotates with this set. The next rotation is in the fall. - Natedogg
Didero: how can you NOT like trains
azureHaights: Friendship ended with Hat Draft, Train Draft new best friend
TXC2: Train good, car bad
GredGredmansson: oh hi
funguslore: KEKW
kenny_roberts84: Trains, planes and automobiles
Tom_Bruise: "Aww dang, if only I had mounted that bronco..." - some poor sap during your prerelease event next week
Mischievous_Catgeist: o oko
NewtyNewts: Oh, ko.
opponentxcomic: your snorse is bobing wrong
PharaohOfAtlantis: Oh dear
gnome_friend: !sjir
Obos_TAB: @LRRMTG_Judge TY!
Purestorm_: The man himself
LoganAura: Serge wat
gameslayer013: OH HEY OKO
Mythallian: THE BOY???
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a restricted area.
RogueLink: Spiiiicy
AnOddSmith: oh no
Earthenone: 9 million whatevers to surge
Wolfstrike_NL: Wauwzers
GalacticCyrus:
DrLigmaPhD: Oh- ko
l0gin4me: so about running blue...
Mr_Bitterness: Oh, hi original Oko
ggwegot2much: Serge's packs
sophieghost: Oh no
circusofkirkus: well we know which colors we're in
McMenno: WHAT
ggwegot2much: are wtf
JaceB147: sultai looks good, right?
The_Cakemeister: Wut
noSmokeFire: and then there's this bushole
imdanielholt: Serge. You're too powerful.
SocraticMethod: !card Oko, the Ringleader
LRRbot: Oko, the Ringleader [2GU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Oko [3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, Oko, the Ringleader becomes a copy of up to one target creature you control until end of turn, except he has hexproof. / [+1]: Draw two cards. If you've committed a crime this turn, discard a card. Otherwise, discard two cards. / [−1]: Create a 3/3 green Elk creature token. / [−5]: For each other nonland permanent you control, create a token that's a copy of that p…
annathoth: Oko!
RogueLink:
PharaohOfAtlantis: Oh this is the new one
GalacticCyrus: looks like serge wins
cmdrud87: what iis this pool? all over the placee
SmashTCG: Ohhhh ko
thedevil_risen1: What the heck
Mr_Horrible: that's pretty slick
Mumpaaah: Oh no.
Mythallian: BROKO IS BACK
Fyurios: oh boy
BrowneePoints: textured!?
Mischievous_Catgeist: get the sleeves
GredGredmansson: Sultai?
Dumori: Serge been tankiong up luck
Shadowsoflife: What is this? POOL!
northos: @circusofkirkus ...all of them?
deskisdead: sultai time woo
public_key_reveal_party: Serge's pool is insane?
gualdhar: Someone ban Serge's luck
Fan of Most Everything: "That snorse Bobs wrong."
LRRbot: Mountain | Basic Land — Mountain |
Jack Sibley: Wait, me I like trains!
LRRbot: Repulse [2U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Draw a card.
Sarah: Well then
Double May Care: OKAY OKO
Agent of Wheeled: Waaaaat?
derekdenis: "abzan mounts" me: hell yeah
Dark Esch: Oko
derekdenis: wooooo
ThirdChronicles: What a hunky lad
thedevil_risen1: SERGE IS BACK!
Debatra: Please tell me that's the new Oko instead of Thief of Crowns
Mr_Horrible: they learned!
jacqui_lantern234:
force, repulse, and oko?!?! serge is in blue now!!!
LRRbot: Oko, the Ringleader [2GU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Oko [3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, Oko, the Ringleader becomes a copy of up to one target creature you control until end of turn, except he has hexproof. / [+1]: Draw two cards. If you've committed a crime this turn, discard a card. Otherwise, discard two cards. / [−1]: Create a 3/3 green Elk creature token. / [−5]: For each other nonland permanent you control, create a token that's a copy of that p…
sylviehere: What a Pool
Debatra: Okay, good.
Agnememnon: serge come open my pool jeez
James_the_Dabbler: BROKO
cameron_in_the_hizous: welcome back surge
Malkmaven1176: Nelson is gonna be jealous if that gets played
Mal2mad: Soooo, Sultai Bombs then
NewtyNewts: Bug
thedevil_risen1: Hey Serge can you come open my collector booster box?
GredGredmansson: and Fblthp
LRRbot: Rambling Possum [2G] | Creature — Possum Mount [3/3] | Whenever Rambling Possum attacks while saddled, it gains +1/+2 until end of turn. Then you may return any number of creatures that saddled it this turn to their owner's hand. / Saddle 1
TXC2: elk is bank on the menu guy/gals/NB pals
Mischievous_Catgeist: possum
Purestorm_: Adorable
TXC2: *back
Slyguy46: Possum friend!
BreadGuyTV: bug? I'm stealing that
coolbond: `i would go 5 color good stuff
LidofLoathing: he blep
therepoman__: Beeg possum
BrowneePoints: not little
MrQBear: 'Little' Possum
BrowneePoints: beeg
GredGredmansson: bit annoyed that they are spelling opossum wrong
gameslayer013: POSS
niccus: you can mount oko, but only after combat, so you shouldn't
awildshen: "little" possum
TehAmelie: and look at its cute little cactus hat!
James_the_Dabbler: Oh normal oko
TXC2: and it has a hat
azureHaights:
"little" possum, okay serge
Mr_Horrible: we love a leatherback baloth that reuses ETB
okun: gorgeous
Fan of Most Everything: Reward: 9 million arbitrary currency units.
LRRbot: Oko, the Ringleader [2GU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Oko [3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, Oko, the Ringleader becomes a copy of up to one target creature you control until end of turn, …
Agent of Wheeled: I smell a splash.
Gaz-L: oh, i just realised, are we back to multiple walkers in the set? There's a Jace too, right?
a7xjoker33: time to get greedy, partners
LRRbot: Rambling Possum [2G] | Creature — Possum Mount [3/3] | Whenever Rambling Possum attacks while saddled, it gains +1/+2 until end of turn. Then you may return any number of creatures that saddled it th…
jagehtso: Oko, the Elkmancer
okun: 4 color "it's sealed" goodness
Fan of Most Everything: Jace would've been in the epilogue set, but people hate epilogue sets.
LRRbot: Prairie Dog [1W] | Creature — Squirrel [2/2] | Lifelink / At the beginning of your end step, if you haven't cast a spell from your hand this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Prairie Dog. / {4}{W}: Until end of turn, if you would put one or more +1/+1 counters on a creature you control, put that many plus one +1/+1 counters on it instead.
public_key_reveal_party: Possum is a subtype now?
Angreed66: I think G is overvaluing mounts
Mr_Horrible: a Jopher?
funguslore: Kills opponents with bis cuteness
lesbiandracula: creature-squirrel
TXC2: go for what ?
GredGredmansson: Fun Fact: Prairie Dogs are, in fact, Squirrels
balfizan: Bring in Wheeler to help Serge with the GREED
Mythallian: SQUIRREL???
jacqui_lantern234:
gofur?! a hardly know her!!!
asthanius: They're actually squirrels IRL
SmashTCG: id go fer this card in draft
Geisterkarle: dog squirrle
DanTheMediocre: possum lets you double use oko
FlynnRaccoon:
Honorary Squirrels 
McMenno: yeah it's a squirrel
volraths_bane: Prairie Dogs are infected land squirrels
BlueMechanic: turns out they're ground squirrels
as_ever_ellesandra: Prairie Dogs are in fact squirrels
SquirrelLord1111: Prairie Dogs are indeed squirrels
Spades_Slicc: smh Serge doesn't know what a ground squirrel is
SwampSolRingGo: i left for a minute and an OKO APPEARED
OldUncleDan: Prairie Dogs are NOT Gophers. Very different rodents!
NewtyNewts: sqrl
Bugberry: Gophers and Prairie dogs are also different things.
aprilmoxt: They do be diffrent
Mumpaaah: Bear Mount spotted.
balfizan: Wet Abzan? Pale Sultai?
DeM0nFiRe: They should have saved the name prairie dog for a land creature plains dog
theamc2000: varmint
cmdrud87: ah, I would have thought punt//counterpunt
benjamin_wheeler: ground squirrels
dabudder: hold up I just got here. SERGE OPENED OKO???
Mythallian: wait how many packs deep is serge? 2?
ggwegot2much: Look at the Outlaw medic, it's messed up
LRRbot: Prairie Dog [1W] | Creature — Squirrel [2/2] | Lifelink / At the beginning of your end step, if you haven't cast a spell from your hand this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Prairie Dog. / {4}{W}: Until …
OldBen: 4 Color OKStuff
Double May Care: pOSSUM 😃
Nonregional: They’ve said that one walker per set is more of a goal rather than a rule
Fábio Rodrigues: down in Alberta?
Scherezad_: things I learned recently-- Prairie Dogs are all in the family of Squirrels :D
Adrian Pienaru: Today I learned.
Fan of Most Everything: Family Sciuridae, yes.
Mr_Horrible:
"But you're implying *I* got something wrong..." "Yeah"
LRRbot: Festering Gulch | Land — Desert | Festering Gulch enters the battlefield tapped. / When Festering Gulch enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
OldUncleDan: (I literally come from "The Gopher State.")
LoadingReadyRun:
should be creature type Dog Squirrel
Shadowsoflife: @dabudder yup
JaceB147: fixing
BrowneePoints: gophers marmots and prairie dogs are different ground squirrels
TXC2: dabudder yeah his sealed has been cracked
NewtyNewts: Got GB and GU now
GredGredmansson: you have one in Green/Blue as well I think
Professor_Rakor: I enjoy that every animal on this plane is as spikey as the cactuses. Dire animals everywhere.
Mr_Horrible: yum, dessert lands
LRRbot: Geyser Drake [2U] | Creature — Drake [2/3] | Flying / As long as it's not your turn, spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
LRRbot: Decisive Denial [GU] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. / • Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {3}.
dabudder: simic is saucing
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Sage0fMadness: I love how "opened the worse Oko" is a thing in this format
GredGredmansson: BG splashing Blue
apocalyptic_squirrel: this commander precon looks pretty juiced fair play
LRRbot: Memory Vessel [3RR] | Artifact | {T}, Exile Memory Vessel: Each player exiles the top seven cards of their library. Until your next turn, players may play cards they exiled this way, and they can't play cards from their hand. Activate only as a sorcery.
GredGredmansson: "Fixed" Memory Jar
Slyguy46: Bear Dismayed to Discover Food Chain Keeps Going
PharaohOfAtlantis: Jar. Jar. Jar. Jar.
raakuy0: Dude, this pool is insane
funguslore: Another one!?
imdanielholt: "finally a miss"
TXC2: the big score is all mythics
Earthenone: ahh a jar
dabudder: the flavour text on the breaking news card is so funny
BrowneePoints: worse memory jar!
Mr_Bitterness: Oh its a fixed Memory Jar
Mumpaaah: Sultai Oops All Bombs?
Desdae: It's a fixed memory jar
Mr_Horrible: Turns out the Fomori can't build a good jar
annathoth: impulse jar
FlynnRaccoon: Oh - I love that for Commander.
LRRbot: Festering Gulch | Land — Desert | Festering Gulch enters the battlefield tapped. / When Festering Gulch enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
LRRbot: Geyser Drake [2U] | Creature — Drake [2/3] | Flying / As long as it's not your turn, spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
LRRbot: Decisive Denial [GU] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. / • Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {3}.
Justin Leach: Tbh I assumed this was just preamble for Bloomburrow, but good to know my Magic got mixed with a little science
Dark Esch: The oko pool
LRRbot: Memory Vessel [3RR] | Artifact | {T}, Exile Memory Vessel: Each player exiles the top seven cards of their library. Until your next turn, players may play cards they exiled this way, and they can't p…
Nathan Long: The default is one planeswalker per set. This set was a little different, since Jace was moved from the Big Score to the main set when they were merged.
Fan of Most Everything: Wake up, babe, new Memory Jar dropped
Nathan Long: They said one is still the default, but can also do more from time to time.
public_key_reveal_party: Huh, interesting
Tom_Bruise: memory jar but weird
SmashTCG: its not fixed
LRRbot: Freestrider Lookout [2G] | Creature — Human Rogue [3/3] | Reach / Whenever you commit a crime, look at the top five cards of your library. You may put a land card from among them onto the battlefield tapped. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. This ability triggers only once each turn.
SmashTCG: ITs JUST as bad
Didero: !card memory jar
LRRbot: Memory Jar [5] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Memory Jar: Each player exiles all cards from their hand face down and draws seven cards. At the beginning of the next end step, each player discards their hand and returns to their hand each card they exiled this way.
BreadGuyTV: excited for this card in commander think about it with mishra
dabudder: WHAT
Sage0fMadness: it's still pretty crazy
BrowneePoints: serges pool is cracked
dabudder: serge you're insane. serge youre cooking
PharaohOfAtlantis: That card is nuts!
sophieghost: So many 3/3s for 3 this set
TXC2: find out in like a few weeks when North100 talks about this set
The_Cakemeister: So, Serge is the the one to fear, I guess.
LRRbot: Unscrupulous Contractor [2B] | Creature — Human Assassin [3/2] | When Unscrupulous Contractor enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice a creature. When you do, target player draws two cards and loses 2 life. / Plot {2}{B}
Mr_Horrible: we'll throw in another paragraph, for free
public_key_reveal_party: What if centaur corser had reach and ramped
TXC2: "....but also you can do crimes"
Earthenone: exploit
Mumpaaah: Fell Stinger
LRRbot: Freestrider Lookout [2G] | Creature — Human Rogue [3/3] | Reach / Whenever you commit a crime, look at the top five cards of your library. You may put a land card from among them onto the battlefield…
Scherezad_: just occurred to me that Memory Vessel is kind of silly under Saheeli, the Sun's Brilliance
jagehtso: Serge really living the dream with this pool.
LRRbot: Unscrupulous Contractor [2B] | Creature — Human Assassin [3/2] | When Unscrupulous Contractor enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice a creature. When you do, target player draws two cards and lose…
silaslunark: oh hey its the pinkertons
dabudder: hey did you like fell stinger? we made it better
Sage0fMadness: who's the unlucky opponent who has to play Serge
funguslore: Fell stinger
BorgarWithAShotgun: but also, crime pays
LRRbot: Doc Aurlock, Grizzled Genius [GU] | Legendary Creature — Bear Druid [2/3] | Spells you cast from your graveyard or from exile cost {2} less to cast. / Plotting cards from your hand costs {2} less.
GredGredmansson: YES YES
MrQBear: Bear! Cowboy Hat!
Kingsgrave: Looks like I haven't missed much
KharadBanar: From watching Serge playing Minecraft and/or factory games, I know he loves committing crimes
NewtyNewts: But it's not a 2/2!!
dabudder: @Mumpaaah Phil stinger
Mischievous_Catgeist: bear force
SmashTCG: this bear rocks
ExachixKitsune: hehe grizzled
MikeProvencher: Wait a second...that Bear isn't a bear!
public_key_reveal_party: Grizzled genius is a good pun
thedevil_risen1: Bearforce III 😁
FlynnRaccoon:
Solid Bear
Verrain2: Bear Force!
Mumpaaah: Doesn't go in Ayula, terrible bear. 0/10
ChillyCru: not a great card
SocraticMethod: Is that Sir Bearington?
GredGredmansson: from your Hand? aw, doesn't combo with Fblthp
jacqui_lantern234: @public_key_reveal_party youre good!!!!!
ggwegot2much: Graham's childlike wonder as he looks at Doc Aurlock is so infectious
Mr_Horrible: this bear schemin'
Natedogg2: Bear that cares about set mechanic
BorgarWithAShotgun: pplot and Adventure
SimWOT: don't plot card cost 0
BrowneePoints: I love that doc holliday is a bear
EvilBadman: Bear looks like it's taking a mirror selfie
volraths_bane: First ability doesn't work with plot
LRRbot: Doc Aurlock, Grizzled Genius [GU] | Legendary Creature — Bear Druid [2/3] | Spells you cast from your graveyard or from exile cost {2} less to cast. / Plotting cards from your hand costs {2} less.
Fan of Most Everything: (Happy Graham noises)
ThirdChronicles: I'm SO MAD this can't go in Ayula, but I'll hopefully get over it.
Nonregional: A bear with three toughness? Heresy
Gaz-L: 2/3?!? fake bear, smh
Daniel Solis: OOh! I never see this live! I came in late. Watching at 2x speed to catch up!
OlinMercury: Brain Bear!
TehAmelie: seems like the design philosophy of this set: take a fantastic undercosted card and then give it two or three extra keywords and/or abilities
TXC2: SimWOT it costs to plot them
dabudder: play boosters are so fun for sealed
NewtyNewts: Pack 6 pivot?
Darregor: He must be very familiar with the bear necessities to be so grizzled
GredGredmansson: @volraths_bane oh no they're already free
ChillyCru: to plot a card costs mana. after plotted is free
dabudder: you should open other oko
MikeProvencher: Open OG Oko!
Dalrint: Upsell the last pack, serge!
Xavion333: The funniest thing here would probably be og oko right?
LRRMTG_Judge: @SimWOT Casting it, yes. But there's usually a cost to plot the card into exile in the first place - Natedogg
LoadingReadyRun:
Unscrupulous Contractor overcharges your for your bathroom renovation and misses all the project deadlines
EvilBadman: Actual factual tinybones
LRRMTG_Judge:
@volraths_bane It does if your opponent has the card that makes cards cast from exile cost 2 more! 
- Squirrel
LRRbot: Abraded Bluffs | Land — Desert | Abraded Bluffs enters the battlefield tapped. / When Abraded Bluffs enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
couchboyj: More fixin wouldn't hurt, I reckon
LRRbot: Ride Down [RW] | Instant | Destroy target blocking creature. Creatures that were blocked by that creature this combat gain trample until end of turn.
jacqui_lantern234:
"dinger" has been called
Fanklok: Hey wait, we exiled Serge to Alberta
Sage0fMadness: !dinger
BrowneePoints: the first ability works for plot if it’s a spree card…I think
LRRbot: Void Rend [WUB] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Destroy target nonland permanent.
jacqui_lantern234: @Fanklok he got better
northos:
@Fanklok it was only a Plot
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Sarah: Yeah that's a nice-looking pool
Sarah: @Daniel Solis Welcome! Luckily they haven't been live for too long yet
LRRbot: Abraded Bluffs | Land — Desert | Abraded Bluffs enters the battlefield tapped. / When Abraded Bluffs enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
Jaime Grijalba: OG Oko
LRRbot: Ride Down [RW] | Instant | Destroy target blocking creature. Creatures that were blocked by that creature this combat gain trample until end of turn.
LRRbot: Void Rend [WUB] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Destroy target nonland permanent.
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TehAmelie: nobody expects second void
squ3e: splashable
Mumpaaah: 4-color, no Red?
RomanGoro: Serge has a great sultai pool and yet no Jace nor Vraska
WaltzMaster1: read the flavor text
GredGredmansson: this is from New Capenna
TriforceDrummer: There's an argument to play it anyway
GalacticCyrus: do be splashable
Ard_Rhys: maybe splashable
LRRMTG_Judge:
@BrowneePoints Yes, that's correct! - Squirrel
Kingsgrave: It's a hell of an extra sheet that it's almost all removal
silaslunark: this set feels extremly cubelike
ChillyCru: 5 colour deck incoming
RSCorundum: Lol
funguslore: That White symbol is very dim
gualdhar: G R E E D
GredGredmansson: Mirage Mesa I think
NewtyNewts: That's a good flavour text
LRRbot: Malcolm, the Eyes [UR] | Legendary Creature — Siren Pirate [2/2] | Flying, haste / Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, investigate.
balfizan: If youre Splashing white do Mount Shananigans Serge!
matthaus_c: @Kingsgrave crimes!
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LRRbot: Kraum, Violent Cacophony [2UR] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Horror [2/3] | Flying / Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Kraum, Violent Cacophony and draw a card.
Kingsgrave: @matthaus_c Ahhh. That makes sense.
Slyguy46: Kraum!
balfizan: indeed @Sage0fMadness
nitrodog96: violent ca-caw?
Bugberry: !card Kraum
LRRbot: Did you mean: Kraum, Violent Cacophony; Kraum, Ludevic's Opus
Arkouda Chien: Serges response to realizing he opened an abrupt decay is really good
Sarah: I will say, those mana symbols *are* harder to read at a glance
Sarah: Or a distance
Gaz-L: Greed comes for Serge
Sarah: Still look fantastic though
LRRbot: Malcolm, the Eyes [UR] | Legendary Creature — Siren Pirate [2/2] | Flying, haste / Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, investigate.
LRRbot: Kraum, Violent Cacophony [2UR] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Horror [2/3] | Flying / Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Kraum, Violent Cacophony and draw a card.
KharadBanar: caCAWphony
Mumpaaah: Kraum and Malcolm in one pack?
Spades_Slicc: Wait a second, who let this Albertan in here?
NewtyNewts: Is that the third RU card?
BrowneePoints: Kraum is here to watch over Geralf at Ludevic’s behest
TehAmelie: we had a cube stream yesterday where James ran everything from black lotus to the one ring, but this pack feels at least as powerful
Suffix:
I think Serge's best pull was, in fact, the
ExachixKitsune: Zombie Horror; that's a bit judgemental isn't it
drfox17: o/
drfox17: oh hey, serge is here!
LRRbot: Betrayal at the Vault [4GG] | Instant | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to each of two other target creatures.
SocraticMethod:
@ExachixKitsune It's a genre
LRRbot: Hardbristle Bandit [1G] | Creature — Plant Rogue [1/1] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Whenever you commit a crime, untap Hardbristle Bandit. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Nonregional: Magic cards have a very effective visual language that can be lost when they do the fun treatments. Mixed feelings
Fan of Most Everything: Serge has found the Red Pack™.
jagehtso: Cakraumphony
Sarah: @Nonregional Yeah same
Double May Care: so much value
Dark Esch: sweet
Adrian Pienaru: I don't know why, but the thought of a flying zombie is somehow much more upsetting than a regular type of zombie.
okun: still think 4 color "It's sealed" is the move
LRRbot: Betrayal at the Vault [4GG] | Instant | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to each of two other target creatures.
okun: but sultai seems tasty
Sarah: Feels bad when you make an unnecessary mistake because you misread land or mana symbols
Kingsgrave: Yeah, serge is back!
LRRbot: Drover Grizzly [2G] | Creature — Bear Mount [4/2] | Whenever Drover Grizzly attacks while saddled, creatures you control gain trample until end of turn. / Saddle 1
Purestorm_: Put a bear on top of the bear
Mumpaaah: Need one of those for Bear Force One
BrowneePoints: right to arm bears
LRRbot: Freestrider Commando [2G] | Creature — Centaur Mercenary [3/3] | Freestrider Commando enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it if it wasn't cast or no mana was spent to cast it. / Plot {3}{G}
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: are any of these bears actually bears?
NewtyNewts: Can you saddle up a bear with a badger?
Mishapp53: Bears Riding Bears
Tom_Bruise: you put that possum in your deck, young mister, else there's gonna be trouble
BrowneePoints: saddle the bear, with a bear
TehAmelie: 2/2 bears have been deprecated by evolution (power creep)
LRRbot: Ankle Biter [G] | Creature — Snake [1/1] | Deathtouch
couchboyj: Give that grizzly flying and IT can be bear force one!
GredGredmansson: its the snake what be in folks boots
LRRbot: Hardbristle Bandit [1G] | Creature — Plant Rogue [1/1] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Whenever you commit a crime, untap Hardbristle Bandit. This ability triggers only once each turn.
LRRbot: Drover Grizzly [2G] | Creature — Bear Mount [4/2] | Whenever Drover Grizzly attacks while saddled, creatures you control gain trample until end of turn. / Saddle 1
Double May Care: Bear with Teeth
Dark Esch: 4/2 Bear its a Tarkir bear
LRRbot: Freestrider Commando [2G] | Creature — Centaur Mercenary [3/3] | Freestrider Commando enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it if it wasn't cast or no mana was spent to cast it. / Plot {3…
LRRbot: Ankle Biter [G] | Creature — Snake [1/1] | Deathtouch
matthaus_c: you can play Camel Up Supercup in this set by stacking mounts
Slyguy46: Sedge Scorpion
Bugberry: Helps not get steamrolled
Purestorm_: Snek
KharadBanar: how about doublepunch?
LRRbot: Tumbleweed Rising [1G] | Sorcery | Create an X/X green Elemental creature token, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control. / Plot {2}{G}
GredGredmansson: you mean like the Punch you opened that hits two creatures?
circusofkirkus: recent formats have gotten much faster
dabudder: I think tumbleweed rising is super neat
volraths_bane: You got a few fight and punch effects
NewtyNewts: I mean, you do have a spell that makes it punch two creatures
TXC2:
as a green player, 1/1 deathtouchers are my bane
Tom_Bruise: there's a multitude of punch spells in the pool...
dabudder: not sure if its good but I like the design
TehAmelie: Tumbleweed Rising sounds like a hilariously clever neo-western movie
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LRRbot: Bristlebud Farmer [2GG] | Creature — Plant Druid [5/5] | Trample / When Bristlebud Farmer enters the battlefield, create two Food tokens. / Whenever Bristlebud Farmer attacks, you may sacrifice a Food. If you do, mill three cards. You may put a permanent card from among them into your hand.
BrowneePoints: Saguaro Chad
LRRbot: Tumbleweed Rising [1G] | Sorcery | Create an X/X green Elemental creature token, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control. / Plot {2}{G}
LRRbot: Bristlebud Farmer [2GG] | Creature — Plant Druid [5/5] | Trample / When Bristlebud Farmer enters the battlefield, create two Food tokens. / Whenever Bristlebud Farmer attacks, you may sacrifice a Foo…
GredGredmansson: you get that 5/5 ON TURN FOUR
TimeToFry: You play the plotted card on the same turn as the 5/5
KharadBanar: !card clear shot
LRRbot: Clear Shot [2G] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.
McWigglles: you could have two 5/5s on turn 4
Bugberry: You can have 2 5/5s on turn 4
ekplayscards: hi gamers!
Mr_Bitterness: Lots of enchantments running around in this set
funguslore:
T5 the opponent dies if you do that
ekplayscards: hope everyone's doing well
Desdae: BIG cards are mostly artifacts
TXC2: hello ekplayscards welcome
neisan2112: Sad that was the only force we got
LRRbot: Outcaster Greenblade [2G] | Creature — Human Mercenary [1/2] | When Outcaster Greenblade enters the battlefield, search your library for a basic land card or a Desert card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Outcaster Greenblade gets +1/+1 for each Desert you control.
Kingsgrave: Bristlebuddy is such a big guy. What an absolutely insane card.
LRRbot: Voracious Varmint [1G] | Creature — Varmint [2/2] | Vigilance / {1}, Sacrifice Voracious Varmint: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Professor_Rakor: There are O-rings and claustrophobias, but we'll see.
James_the_Dabbler: I don’t think he does
Bugberry: Mini-Brontodon
LoadingReadyRun:
🎵 No nay never, no never may more, oh never will Serge play the Grizzly Dover no more 🎵
T_Peazy: serge: this is better with fights and punches.
T_Peazy: also serge: just put this in the maybe pile
LRRbot: Outcaster Greenblade [2G] | Creature — Human Mercenary [1/2] | When Outcaster Greenblade enters the battlefield, search your library for a basic land card or a Desert card, reveal it, put it into you…
LRRbot: Voracious Varmint [1G] | Creature — Varmint [2/2] | Vigilance / {1}, Sacrifice Voracious Varmint: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Purestorm_: It's a slightly worse Cathar COmmando
GredGredmansson: yes
LRRbot: Skulduggery [B] | Instant | Until end of turn, target creature you control gets +1/+1 and target creature an opponent controls gets −1/−1.
BrowneePoints: yep
balfizan: yes it is
Mumpaaah: Ixalan, yeah
Professor_Rakor: Ixalan
Kingsgrave: It is a reprint
nitrodog96: originally in Ixalan
l0gin4me: it is
BrowneePoints: ixalan
Obos_TAB: @LoadingReadyRun Thought you were singing "No no, never never, maybe, ok" from Maniac Mansion
dm818: from original ixalan
Seth_Erickson: Ixalan
GredGredmansson: Original Ixalan
MikeProvencher: There are a historically low number of x/1s in this set.
balfizan: remember Skulduggery also does crimes
LRRbot: Rooftop Assassin [3B] | Creature — Vampire Assassin [2/2] | Flash / Flying, lifelink / When Rooftop Assassin enters the battlefield, destroy target creature an opponent controls that was dealt damage this turn.
TehAmelie: i do want to see a Western with plenty of Irish folk songs
NewtyNewts: Nice flavour text on that one too
balfizan: which is appropriate
Anubis169: oooOOOooo
LRRbot: Unscrupulous Contractor [2B] | Creature — Human Assassin [3/2] | When Unscrupulous Contractor enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice a creature. When you do, target player draws two cards and loses 2 life. / Plot {2}{B}
Mumpaaah: Outlaw, too.
LRRbot: Skulduggery [B] | Instant | Until end of turn, target creature you control gets +1/+1 and target creature an opponent controls gets −1/−1.
Dark Esch: pretty sure its a reprint
LRRbot: Rooftop Assassin [3B] | Creature — Vampire Assassin [2/2] | Flash / Flying, lifelink / When Rooftop Assassin enters the battlefield, destroy target creature an opponent controls that was dealt damage…
jagehtso: skulduggery notably is a crime
ThirdChronicles: I'm just loving the flavor of crime.
LRRbot: Unscrupulous Contractor [2B] | Creature — Human Assassin [3/2] | When Unscrupulous Contractor enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice a creature. When you do, target player draws two cards and lose…
krfsm: force of vigor in that printing currently goes for $25 on tcgplayer apparently.
Anubis169: Englidge, it aren't that hard
LRRbot: Desert's Due [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. It gets an additional −1/−1 until end of turn for each Desert you control.
GredGredmansson: for EACH desert
TXC2: EACH?!
Mr_Horrible: @MikeProvencher it's on merc token slaying duty, most likely
Suffix: That says EACH?!
gnome_friend: That has EACH?
LRRbot: Raven of Fell Omens [1B] | Creature — Bird [1/2] | Flying / Whenever you commit a crime, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Anubis169: the hell?
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raulghoulia: Each is the most dangerous word in Magic
Kingsgrave: Crime Crow
KharadBanar: Crime Crow!
thanzo: honchkrow
kynelwynn: Attempted Murder
EvilBadman: Be crow, do crimes
adi_pie: A solid floor, not quite what you'd expect in a desert.
Goatthulu: each opponent?
Darregor: Can't believe they would power creep storm crow like this
MikeProvencher: @Mr_Horrible True! But that does mean it's going to be much less useful vs non BR decks.
TehAmelie: the raven fell? that's a bad omen
BrowneePoints: Rob a Store-m Crow
LRRbot: Rakish Crew [2B] | Enchantment | When Rakish Crew enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery." / Whenever an outlaw you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
LRRbot: Desert's Due [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. It gets an additional −1/−1 until end of turn for each Desert you control.
LRRbot: Raven of Fell Omens [1B] | Creature — Bird [1/2] | Flying / Whenever you commit a crime, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Adrian Pienaru: A solid floor, not quite what you'd expect in a desert.
LRRbot: Rakish Crew [2B] | Enchantment | When Rakish Crew enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only …
zlothemeek: revenge of ravens for crimes more appropriate
Khyrberos: Lol
Bugberry: Outlaws is mainly a Red/Black archetype.
Purestorm_: Tinybones is taller than I expected, looking at the art
LRRbot: Caustic Bronco [1B] | Creature — Snake Horse Mount [2/2] | Whenever Caustic Bronco attacks, reveal the top card of your library and put it into your hand. You lose life equal to that card's mana value if Caustic Bronco isn't saddled. Otherwise, each opponent loses that much life. / Saddle 3
ggwegot2much: SNORSE!
LRRbot: Blacksnag Buzzard [2B] | Creature — Bird [2/1] | Flying / Blacksnag Buzzard enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it if a creature died this turn. / Plot {1}{B}
RSCorundum: Snorses!!!
Khyrberos: Mediumbones
Syntaks_TV: how does saddle work?
cmdrud87:
who is Serge playing first?
BrowneePoints: that art just has weird perspective
NrgSpoon: not for each
GredGredmansson: this one is NOT for each
Mumpaaah: Not for each, this time though.
wulfram77: Not "each"
MikeProvencher: @Purestorm_ They've officially said the heights in this art aren't representitive.
LRRbot: Tinybones Joins Up [B] | Legendary Enchantment | When Tinybones Joins Up enters the battlefield, any number of target players each discard a card. / Whenever a legendary creature enters the battlefield under your control, any number of target players each mill a card and lose 1 life.
LRRMTG_Judge: Only one counter if a creature died that turn, not for each - Natedogg
silaslunark: never forget, the existence of snorse implies the existence of snilk
TimeToFry: Tinybone Jone
KharadBanar: Tiny Jones
TXC2: Syntaks_TV like crew, but only at sorcery speed
Tom_Bruise: it is a crime... that's not nothing
BrowneePoints: Tinyjoans Bones Up
Syntaks_TV: that makes more sense ok
Mr_Horrible: Tinyboi Jones Up
KitchentableCommander: sorry I’m late.
LRRbot: Caustic Bronco [1B] | Creature — Snake Horse Mount [2/2] | Whenever Caustic Bronco attacks, reveal the top card of your library and put it into your hand. You lose life equal to that card's mana valu…
Double May Care: his pool IS cracked
LRRbot: Blacksnag Buzzard [2B] | Creature — Bird [2/1] | Flying / Blacksnag Buzzard enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it if a creature died this turn. / Plot {1}{B}
LRRbot: Tinybones Joins Up [B] | Legendary Enchantment | When Tinybones Joins Up enters the battlefield, any number of target players each discard a card. / Whenever a legendary creature enters the battlefie…
BorgarWithAShotgun: oof, that guy when you just cleared the board off all creatures...
LRRbot: Stop Cold [3U] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant artifact or creature / When Stop Cold enters the battlefield, tap enchanted permanent. / Enchanted permanent loses all abilities and doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
TehAmelie: maybe we don't NEED to crime but
LRRbot: Shackle Slinger [2U] | Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, choose target creature an opponent controls. If it's tapped, put a stun counter on it. Otherwise, tap it.
Bugberry: Plot helps with Second Spell effects.
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LRRbot: Geyser Drake [2U] | Creature — Drake [2/3] | Flying / As long as it's not your turn, spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
kynelwynn: Second spell is -easy- with plot
Mumpaaah: RIP Wind Drake
TXC2: that's common? good lord
Piecrust9: Yeah the naiad from TBD
McMenno: or wind drake?
LRRbot: Failed Fording [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If you control a Desert, surveil 1.
jagehtso: This is the kinda pool I open and just know it's all mana flood/screw from here
LRRbot: Stop Cold [3U] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant artifact or creature / When Stop Cold enters the battlefield, tap enchanted permanent. / Enchanted permanent loses all abilities and doesn't unta…
Caeles: sadly he put some cards in maybe pile which are better than 1-2 of his playables :3
LRRbot: Shackle Slinger [2U] | Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, choose target creature an opponent controls. If it's tapped, put a stun counter on it. Otherwise…
LRRbot: Geyser Drake [2U] | Creature — Drake [2/3] | Flying / As long as it's not your turn, spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
wulfram77: Which Oko is over there?
GredGredmansson: yeah the main Plot pairs are Blue/Green and Blue/Red
dabudder: shouldve caulked it
TXC2: wulfram77 the new one
LRRbot: Peerless Ropemaster [4U] | Creature — Human Rogue [4/4] | When Peerless Ropemaster enters the battlefield, return up to one target tapped creature to its owner's hand.
krfsm: one difference between crew and saddle is that creatures with saddle are still creatures even if you don't saddle them.
Kingsgrave: I know. RIP Naiad of Hidden Coves.
kynelwynn:
G gotmy name close enough
Piecrust9: @wulfram77 The new oko
LRRbot: Marauding Sphinx [3UU] | Creature — Sphinx Rogue [3/5] | Flying, vigilance, ward {2} / Whenever you commit a crime, surveil 2. This ability triggers only once each turn.
wulfram77: @TXC2 thanks
Mr_Horrible: 3/5 and ward 2 on an uncommon
LRRbot: Fblthp, Lost on the Range [1UU] | Legendary Creature — Homunculus [1/1] | Ward {2} / You may look at the top card of your library any time. / The top card of your library has plot. The plot cost is equal to its mana cost. / You may plot nonland cards from the top of your library.
Purestorm_: Was that a frog?
dabudder: fblts s just insane
Battzzaro: YEP
RSCorundum: Ward 2 isn't that much
QuixoticScrivener: espeically with Doc Aurloc
Camail: we NEED fbkthp
NewtyNewts: Because of all that plot?
funguslore: Fblthp is busted
Angreed66: reminder commit a crime payoffs are all once per turns
just__fitz: How draftable do we think this set will be out of 10
Bugberry: It's a delayed Future Sight
Desruprot: yes play fblthp
BrowneePoints: Future Plight
LRRbot: Failed Fording [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If you control a Desert, surveil 1.
LRRbot: Peerless Ropemaster [4U] | Creature — Human Rogue [4/4] | When Peerless Ropemaster enters the battlefield, return up to one target tapped creature to its owner's hand.
Austin White: morning from Australia
LRRbot: Marauding Sphinx [3UU] | Creature — Sphinx Rogue [3/5] | Flying, vigilance, ward {2} / Whenever you commit a crime, surveil 2. This ability triggers only once each turn.
jagehtso: Naiad of HIdden Coves actually. Nimbus Naiad is the bestow one.
Dark Esch: uncommon
LRRbot: Fblthp, Lost on the Range [1UU] | Legendary Creature — Homunculus [1/1] | Ward {2} / You may look at the top card of your library any time. / The top card of your library has plot. The plot cost is e…
Sarah: The people definitely want Fblthp
balfizan: F=Fblthp is such a good Combo with the Bear Uncommon
vegetalss4: I think "the people" includes Serge
Piecrust9: It is def future sight, come on Graham!
TXC2: it's not NOT future sight
Didero: Oh, you could use those cardboard MtG logo tokens to keep track of all the things you can only do once per turn, because there seem to be a lot of those
BrowneePoints: get it cuz plot
Desruprot: its better than future sight
Suffix: You are correct, Fblthp is the best.
Sarah_Serinde: Same, Fblthp, same
volraths_bane: It's Future Future Sight
GredGredmansson: @Angreed66 some aren't but those are weaker
YeetTheRich_: near future sight
Tom_Bruise: the cowboys and their kin like the sea came pouring in to watch you include Fblthp in your deck
Mumpaaah: What's Fblthp doing here? His best.
polluxr: "plot the top"
LRRbot: Seize the Secrets [2U] | Sorcery | This spell costs {1} less to cast if you've committed a crime this turn. / Draw two cards.
Chesul: it's not super worse than Future Sight, and has some ways it could be better.
Bugberry: !card Quick Study
LRRbot: Quick Study [2U] | Instant | Draw two cards.
NewtyNewts: Not to mention the cards that have more expensive plot costs than mana values
sephsays: monocular future sight
rentar42: 2 mana divination? ...
volraths_bane: You are Futuresighting cards to play for free in the Future
rentar42: is this set just ... more powerful than the last few?
Didero:
Now's the hard part: Actually playing Magic
Khyrberos: Looks like I'll be watching this stream for the Plot...
BreadGuyTV:
Graham are you excited for mania this weekend? can we get a sidewalk slam?
Chesul: sephsays Future Wink.
Mumpaaah: Future Sight but without depth perception.
TimeToFry: @rentar42 Power has been creeping for years now
ThirdChronicles: The people DEMAND Fblthp
Gaz-L: he try
LRRbot: Seize the Secrets [2U] | Sorcery | This spell costs {1} less to cast if you've committed a crime this turn. / Draw two cards.
cha0sniper: --------------------------i just got here, what does 'plot
jagehtso: I mean this is actually MORE like Future Sight if we're talking flavor
cha0sniper: what does plot do*
Gaz-L: pay plot cost, exile card, cast for free at sorcery later
gnome_friend: Ah ah ah
l0gin4me:
RokuNalaar: The hard part is counting, right?
polluxr: @gnome_friend hahahaha nice
gameslayer013:
50 card deck
rentar42: @TimeToFry I've not played a lot recently, except for MKM which felt ... fine, power-level-wise
Bugberry: @TimeToFry Magic was always power creeping, it's the nature of long running games. It's just what has been getting better that changes.
balfizan: 22 is a good number
superdude097: Just got here, what have I missed?
GredGredmansson: crime bag
polluxr: the boots with the spurs?
therepoman__: he boot too big for he gotdamn feet
LRRbot: Bandit's Haul [3] | Artifact | Whenever you commit a crime, put a loot counter on Bandit's Haul. This ability triggers only once each turn. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {2}, {T}, Remove two loot counters from Bandit's Haul: Draw a card.
GalacticCyrus: hasting anything you plot seems fine
rentar42: @superdude097 murder is a crime now
GalacticCyrus: equipping is a crime?
balfizan: thats 23
Chesul: that looks pretty great.
Sarah: Exile face up, which is relevant
cha0sniper: so, it's foretell?
cha0sniper: ah
cha0sniper: slightly different foretell
LRRbot: Bandit's Haul [3] | Artifact | Whenever you commit a crime, put a loot counter on Bandit's Haul. This ability triggers only once each turn. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {2}, {T}, Remove two lo…
okun: Plot cost is individual to a card, foretell is always (2).
balfizan: land and were good
Spades_Slicc: @GalacticCyrus no
Bugberry: @GalacticCyrus nope. It only targets your own things.
GredGredmansson: blue is a splash color already
TXC2: GalacticCyrus no
GalacticCyrus: ah true
LRRMTG_Judge:
@GalacticCyrus Equip abilities can't target opponents' creatures, so it's entirely legal 
- Squirrel
superdude097: @rentar42 So just the rule video really?
TimeToFry:
I wouldn't play the Void Rend
accountmadeforants: @rentar42 Only if you murder an opponent's creature, murdering your own creatures is legal
rentar42: @superdude097 and serges unpacking and half deck building, nothing else
McMenno: free pringles
GredGredmansson: if you were core blue-black maybe but your core is green-black
rentar42: @accountmadeforants right, I forgot about that.
BreadGuyTV: I live in the desert and wish it was moist here
Abavus: So when is the next big move?
TXC2: Victoria technically a rainforest ?
RSCorundum: There's still snow here
YeetTheRich_: classic canadian rainforest
LSRubin: other warm moist environments: Earth
Kingsgrave: Oh wow. It's new Oko. This sealed pool is nutso.
maclenrac: Curve looks tight
TheKarthe: I dunno. I'm in arizona. Stuff curls here, too.
Daniel Solis: Almost caught up to the stream! Just saw Doc Aurlock, Grizzled Genius.
jagehtso: it's like Dragon's Hoard but for crimes!
superdude097:
@rentar42 Cool, thanks
Piecrust9: If you lived in thunder junction, they would pringle the other way. That's what I learned from Rhystic Study's video
Goombill: Unfortunately they also curl in dry climates, just the other way around
Mischievous_Catgeist: we have a cow
LithelyUnshod: Incorrect. They just pringle the other way
l0gin4me: Spree rare is really a 3 drop
KitchentableCommander: moist
funguslore: Maby 1 or 2 more creatures
SittingOx: quick question chat, what format are they playing now?
Tom_Bruise: there's always that snake, what with the punch spells
gnome_friend: @SittingOx Sealed
Kingsgrave: Victoria taps for U and G
LRRMTG_Judge: @SittingOx Sealed - Natedogg
TXC2: SittingOx sealed
Obos_TAB: oko makes creatures
notthepenguins: on the other hand, if you lived in thunder junction you'd deal with the snorse
Marvoleath: I think most of the beef is in white
maclenrac: Oko makes critters
Bugberry: Central Texas gets super humid, except it doesn't rain so our lakes are still drying up.
SittingOx: thanksss ^^
Ard_Rhys: Oko is basically a creature
SmashTCG: Violently pringleing cards
just__fitz: Thunder Junction is just drumheller alberta
Akaiatana: They would pringle like cowboy hats
NewtyNewts: They pringle counter-widdershins
SmashTCG: No they would pringle the other way
McMenno: no that's an equator thing
Mishapp53: Aw i missed the Oko pull
balfizan: I would put the Spree card in a slot approprate to its most likely casting cost
KitchentableCommander: @just__fitz you are corrext
The_Cakemeister: Classic pre release, shortly
northos:
the only change I would make is that I would like to open this pool instead of you
Earthenone: this is early ppr kathleen level pool
RSCorundum: The toilet thing is a myth
finestotter: Serge that's not the myth, and also it's not true for the myth
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Nonregional: Yeah, first snorse is a pringle
11epicnoob: this new setN I hate to admit it, but it's more mid than the Double Feature imo
Nonregional: (Sentences you can say in magic)
Rich2799: I’m moving my wife and me to Arizona. I hate Pringle foils
Daniel Huertas G: is also because the cardstock they use is really ad
cha0sniper: do you still have to pay a plotted spell's normal cost when you play it later?
ThirdChronicles: Nope: free.
jagehtso: i'd personally go for the 3/1 cantrip creature. get to your bombs faster
QuixoticScrivener: I would run the plot maybes with doc aurloc.
balfizan: cause its max caost is what 5?
TheWarbo: In Thunder Junction, the color wheel is WGRBU
LoganAura: Oh that cheaper drake and Fblthp is fun
balfizan: 2BBB?
TXC2: what if we run a 60 card limited deck?
TheWormbo: nearly 12x removals
polaris415: yeah so this deck is absurd
apocalyptic_squirrel: "that's it" - Serge, 2024
TXC2: hello pyronils80 welcome
Jogela: @TXC2 Thund-lander
KitchentableCommander: deck is ridiculous.
LoadingReadyRun:
*Serge moves back from Alberta* Serge: "Is there any beef here?"
funguslore:
How is your removal?
TXC2: Jogela yes
Mangledpixel: holy, and may I say also, moly
LRRbot: Betrayal at the Vault [4GG] | Instant | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to each of two other target creatures.
LRRMTG_Judge: @Mangledpixel Holy Cow, even - Squirrel
ThirdChronicles: @cha0sniper (With paying additional costs, like on a spree card).
Nonregional: I think the idea with plot is that you prep a bunch of spells for an explosive turn
cha0sniper: oh. That seems..... really good then lol. I see why they had to limit it to only sorcery speed xD
LRRbot: Betrayal at the Vault [4GG] | Instant | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to each of two other target creatures.
Piecrust9: Something tells me that Serge is gonna have mana issues in his game. Something must balance this pool out
polluxr: 6 mana removal is always highly situational
NazTMann: @LRRMTG_Judge Bloodthirsty Blade is a crime though.
MikeProvencher: It *has* to have two targets though, right?
NewtyNewts: It's your deathtoucher bites everyone card
KitchentableCommander: @loadingreadyrun 🤣🤣🤣 of course he did
SpicyNapalm: @loadingreadyrun i know Serge was coming back, has the prodigal son returned for real this time?
RokuNalaar: Would be good with the 1/1 deathtouch
northos: @MikeProvencher correct
just__fitz: Are there dinosaur mounts in this set?
maclenrac: Mean while, back on the ranch
Dumori: !card void rend
LRRbot: Void Rend [WUB] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Destroy target nonland permanent.
TimeToFry: Play 41 >:)
rentar42: @just__fitz no
GredGredmansson: @just__fitz sadly no
Spades_Slicc: is anyone else annoyed that there was so little coordination between the story and artists that betrayal at the vault depicts a moment that never happened?
KitchentableCommander: @just__fitz I don’t think so but maybe I missed a Dino.
wulfram77: @MikeProvencher And can target your own creatures for thematic appropriateness
Sarah: Your opponent will also know it's coming, which helps temper it a bit
Austin Riley: did they rebrand the pre prerelease
cha0sniper: yeah, you could potentially have multiples of your mana pool's worth of spells all at once
Gaz-L: this isn't strictly a PPR as WOTC isn't sponsoring
Sarah: No, they just don't have a finalized contract with WotC for this year's PPRs
Gaz-L: hence why it's not just sealed but also draft and Commander too
Austin Riley: gotcha
Sarah: Product is still provided to them but it's not a full PPR with guests and such
gnome_friend: @Spades_Slicc I mean something similar to it happened
Suffix: 12g 6b 10u
therepoman__: 12 green 6 black 10 blue
Mr_Horrible: "The unlikely alliance met the likeliest of ends" is a great phrase
ChillyCru: 11 blue
Mr_Horrible: A+ to the flavor text writer there
LRRMTG_Judge:
@NazTMann Bloodthirsty Blade is a fun exception, although worth noting that it doesn't have "an equip ability"! There are plenty of equipment that can commit crimes (Umezawa's Jitte is probably against the Geneva Convention) but most of them can't. - Squirrel
NewtyNewts: 28 total pips, evenly divisible
GredGredmansson: you have duals
Piecrust9: 6 6 5?
funguslore: Maby replace the black spree card? The tutor is kind of clunky and BBB seems hard
balfizan: 6-5-3
CypherWulf: 6 4 4
polluxr: 6-5-3
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: the Spree card is VERY black hungry
Spades_Slicc: @gnome_friend vraska and oko never fought while kellen was around, when they did fight vraska basically one shot oko with petrify vision instead of a whipe, it all happened inside the vault instead of outside, and jace was there
cha0sniper: im guessing the people they normally dealt with for the PPRs were among the people laid off last year
Taavi Kaivos: Betrayal at the vault doesnt sound like a green spell imo
Sarah: I don't know if that's the case, they have said repeatedly that the people they're working with directly to sort out the contract are great
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NazTMann: @LRRMTG_Judge True, true. It's equipping in flavor, but not in mechanics.
winseeker_centaur: 5 5 4
l0gin4me: Getting BBB for spree will be very hard
Tom_Bruise: it should be noted that Akul thing is BBB
funguslore: The spree card is BBB
cameron_in_the_hizous: you do have a trip black pip
McMenno: there's a BBB spell in there
MikeProvencher: Double Blue on two cards likes 6-5-3.
lenny__cool: 6/5/4
finestotter: 1 1 1
balfizan: 6-5-3 is the number of pips divided by 2 for each color
elias2718: guess we're never casting BBB
GredGredmansson: BBB spell right
maclenrac: 6 5 3
SwampSolRingGo: @loadingreadyrun the spree card is triple blavk
itsaysTRUENO: how long until Betrayal at the Vault is reprinted with Fallout themed flavor XD
Earthenone: its 2B with a BB kicker
TXC2: chat you gotta have faith in Serge
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TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: Needs more Black for the Spree card
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Earthenone: so not a huge deal
GalacticCyrus:
fethces in the set confirmed
Jogela:
5-5-4? What is this football line-up, we only have 11 players
LRRMTG_Judge: @NazTMann When I was but a neophyte, my friends and I thought equip abilities could target anything (since it's not usually written on the card). Things got pretty degenerate when I discovered Skullclamp. - Squirrel
l0rdrollin: the tutor mode is 2B so it’s probably fine
LRRbot: Insatiable Avarice [B] | Sorcery | Spree / + {2} — Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top. / + {B}{B} — Target player draws three cards and loses 3 life.
gnome_friend: @Spades_Slicc Yeah, the art is inaccurately portraying it but Vraska and Kellan did each, in their own ways, "betray" Oko
Gaz-L: i feel like the face up part of plot is a flavour fail. plotting should be secret, surely
Dark Esch: will there still be Punt/CounterPunt?
Sarah: Which isn't to say that it can't be related to the layoffs at all, but still best not to make assumptions
Sarah: I don't think so @Dark Esch but I don't know for sure
LRRbot: Insatiable Avarice [B] | Sorcery | Spree / + {2} — Search your library for a card, then shuffle and put that card on top. / + {B}{B} — Target player draws three cards and loses 3 life.
cha0sniper: fair enough
Darth Stuticus: Getting here late, watching from the beginning. Be Outlaw, Do crime!
balfizan: the triple black can be gotten by the pylon, a mana dork, and the g/b desert
McMenno: vampiric tutor for 3 seems bad
as_ever_ellesandra: Me and the homies love 3 mana imp seal
Awsomeman328: Then Void Rend as the 41st card!
TriforceDrummer: There's also the 3 mana guy that looks at top 5 and puts land on the battlefield when you commit a crime
RSCorundum: I did a bunch of math once and found that it's almost always best to have about equal numbers of lands in a multicolored deck, even if there aren't as many cards in a given color.
thedevil_risen1: Void rend!!!!
NewtyNewts: Yes. Where's the lucksack?
Wonderdoc: do you play the UW Desert for Void Rend since you can fetch it?
SittingOx: I have a question: what the heck?!
Piecrust9: Yes! I am concerned for your opponen
volraths_bane: Serge beat me to my joke
GredGredmansson: i'd personally swap one forest for an island but otherwise that seems good
silaslunark: i'm concerned about the encroaching waves of climate change
BrowneePoints: vamp tutor for 3 in a modern set is good
kynelwynn: Concern? getting blown out by a big guy
martin_cesc: yes
Dumori: Can I borrow your pack luck for my next draft?!
silaslunark: but the deck looks cool
maclenrac: Oh yay
funguslore: 3 mana vampiric is normaly not so good in limeted
BusTed:
Kingsgrave: I love three mana tutors.
NewtyNewts: Better get Beej in here to do the judging
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: isn't this already 24 with the mana rock?
Jordan Green: So you can cast spree cards without choosing any modes at all and have it as a do nothing card?
okun: You must pick at least one mode for spree
okun: the remidner text is (one or more)
ChillyCru:
TXC2: !break
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TehAmelie: "this court ain't big enough for two judges"
JinaMahavira: Neslon's gonna just sit down and say "I'm dead"
therepoman__: Foil showcase abrupt decay is so pog
TrueKatara: What Sleeves are those that Serge is using?
roastbeefsandwitch: Wait, why is this NOT a PPR? Due to planning issues from the Hasbro firing back in December? Or is the PPR tomorrow?
balfizan: @TheSoundOfWhiteNoise no he counted 22 then added the mana rock
ztghostie:
Serge is going to be so smug about having four mana oko until nelson casts 3 mana oko
polluxr: so, I got here late, weren't they doing the showcase thing as a digital thing because WoTC fumbled the PR? I think I misunderstood that Graham update vid
BrowneePoints: I think he got textured oko too
BasilHunter: @roastbeefsandwitch option 1
okun: *reminder
cha0sniper: wait, the vault is called Tarnation? ....If we don't get a "what in tarnation?!?" from at least one of the LRRers at some point i am going to be devastated xD
icyjfrog: so no preprerelease? This one instead?
Jordan Green: Ah, so although the base cost is 1 (surges card) then that spell would at least cost 3?
Nathan Long: This is a PPR equivalent. We get sealed, draft, and commander today.
Slacker1977: @roastbeefsandwitch yep, contract stuff still. graham addressed it in the lastest LRR update on yoututbe a few days bak
samwiser_: I just finished watching the bylaw and order q&a. So good. How much have I missed of this?
GredGredmansson: @roastbeefsandwitch this is not officially sponsored; plus this has content not normally in a PPR
Aceviru:
Money's on Nelson
BrowneePoints: just on screen deck build
GredGredmansson: @samwiser_ rules vid and Serge doing a live deckbuild
balfizan: @polluxr I dont think they got all the product they needed to do a PPR the regular way so they are doing different formats including a draft and commander today
icyjfrog: ok thanks
Nathan Long: You must choose at least one mode to cast a spell with spree. You can't cast it with zero modes chosen.
okun: @Jordan Green yes, It's always base + one or more spree costs
Jordan Green: cool
Nonregional: Technically, Tarnation is the town where the vault is found. It has a Fomori name I can’t remember
gnome_friend: !quote Serge
LRRbot: Quote #7163: "Oh we are so dumb, we are so impossibly stupid." —Serge [2020-09-01]
polluxr:
@balfizan aaah I see. Thank you
gnome_friend:
no Serge, you're excellent
Earthenone: well its still #sponsored, they got the product for free and early but not $ sponsored
ggwegot2much: @samwiser_ you missed judge vid, and Serge+Graham building Serge's sealed deck for Serge vs Nelson which is coming up
BrowneePoints: no they got product. James, talk a little that contracts weren’t able to get finalized because of things backing up and because of that they weren’t able to showcase other creators in the space which is what a huge part of the PPR is.
GredGredmansson: yeah Serge V Nelson is the ONLY Sealed match today
BrowneePoints: so they decided to do this and do a showcase with multiple different formats with just the LRR folks until the contracting for the rest of the year is finalized
cha0sniper: @Nonregional even better, that means more opportunities to say the thing without it sounding (as) forced xD
roastbeefsandwitch:
Wow, talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face. Cut off your funding to make shareholders happy, destroy your advertising as a side effect 
BrowneePoints: Which Graham said the update video should’ve been about when the update video went live lol
ztghostie: I feel like something needs to get pinned about why no PPR or else people are going ot keep making stuff up
BrowneePoints: pprs still gonna happen
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BrowneePoints: things just did not lineup in time for this
balfizan: but not for Thunder Junction though right?
Gaz-L: "Where in Tarnation has Fblthp got to?!"
daredewley 92: let's go!!!!
Xed_Regulus: Okay Chat, honest question now that Serge is done: Did he draft enough cards with Hats?
BrowneePoints: correct balf
gnome_friend: @Xed_Regulus Well he didn't draft them for starters
rentar42: @Xed_Regulus it might not look like it, but that's a sealed pool, not a draft result ...
Xed_Regulus: @gnome_friend ...I stand corrected
Desruprot:
Natedogg2: Oooo, Jackbox on Monday....
gnome_friend: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an unlimited number of bones
niccus: oh right amsterdam
gnome_friend: The BONE ZONE!
earlgrey82: How wwould you even put a hat on a Snorse.
cameron_in_the_hizous: with great care
Natedogg2: @earlgrey82 Very carefully
ztghostie: @earlgrey82 carefully
TXC2: I swear it used to be a called a sealed draft
Desruprot: @earlgrey82 carefully
Nonregional: It is a bit of a silly name, though. Tarnation is a euphemism for damnation - why would the hellspurs name their town after a euphemism?
Nonregional: They aren’t the “heckspurs”
Gaz-L: oooh, LRR Goes European 2: The Secret of The Ooze?
azureHaights: Do they have Snorse in Snorsh?
Desruprot:
gnome_friend: @earlgrey82 If it can be mounted, just put the hat where you would ride it
balfizan: @earlgrey82 with a little strap, some hats even come with them
apitol: like Kurt angle
Piecrust9: Have they mentioned if there is going to be a nicknames episode for OTJ?
TimeToFry: Looking forward to seeing LRR at Magiccon Amsterdam
ztghostie: the main villain of Rango was a snake with a hat, anything is possible!
TXC2: Piecrust9 they have not
benjamin_wheeler: perfect angle mentioned in cht
Piecrust9: @TXC2 Thanks!
BrowneePoints: and a machine gun tail
benjamin_wheeler: perc angle*
GredGredmansson: @Piecrust9 we've missed 2 sets of nickname eps now it is way to soon to speculate for this one
okun: It's a euphemism in reality. here it's... just a word.
cha0sniper: maybe they gather tar there xD
T_Peazy: this LRRstep mix is sick!
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! What is rare sugar, anyway?
RSCorundum: What is this song?
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Earthenone: to be fair, the missed sets came pre nicknamed by lrr right?
GredGredmansson: @Earthenone no?
samwiser_: Omg this music slaps harder than ever.
djalternative: they had no involvement in LCI
gnome_friend: Nimle Brigand is definitely Joker from Persona 5
ExachixKitsune: @RSCorundum This is the LoadingReadyRun song done by Big Giant Circles for DB6? give me a sec and I will try to find a link...
BrowneePoints: Kath worked on MKM
gnome_friend: *Nimble
Creideiki_SE: !bgc
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James Frank: don't know whether I should stick around, or leave so the YouTube vod will be more enjoyable later....
GredGredmansson: Graham Kathleen and Cameron were heavy into Unfinity but they haven't had all three in any other set
McMenno: @BrowneePoints and Graham
niccus: speaking of, it's bandcamp friday and the schedule for the year is out
ExachixKitsune: oh! Loading Ready Wub (LRR theme Dubstep Remix)
VioletHerald: heyo peeps
TXC2: hello VioletHerald welcome
VioletHerald: What did I miss?
fsforwardsound: muted
KharadBanar: muted!
Dankenberk: mutes
djalternative: hold on G
Daniel Solis: Me, catatonic in nursing home, listening to this dubstep mix and suddenly becoming lucid: "We're heeeeere!"
Sarah: let's see how well this works...
Sarah: !bgc
Sarah: It might take a bit
funguslore: No sound
Radjack: Muted?
gnome_friend: MIC FIVE!
balfizan: sound
Slyguy46: Mic 5
GredGredmansson: sound?
StageMgrRob: sound??
apitol: muted
BrookJustBones: Mic 5
h3rsh3yb4r:
BreadGuyTV: no audio
cameron_in_the_hizous: I love sign language
EMNetwork: moot
balfizan: got it
GredGredmansson: good
TomCatFrost:
TXC2: and we're back
SittingOx: hold on there partner!
fsforwardsound: good now
garash2k: good
maclenrac: Boss!!!
djalternative: take it from the top
just__fitz: Good now
CommiePuddin: what?
BrindleBoar: now sound
toxiczealot: Good
TheMrFriend: better
ThibbleBird: now sound
accountmadeforants: Now we got sound
MehallD: sorted
annathoth: unmuted
BreadGuyTV: good
Suffix: Now sound.
apitol: good
TXC2: Now with SOUND!
Kingsgrave: Sound now
ClericicalError: Good now
Radjack: Now we hear you
Piecrust9: We there!
Land_Manatee: Now sound
HoboB0B_: hullo
CommiePuddin: ok!
macintose: welcome
SolarBlitz1: Sounds now!
KitchentableCommander: I hear you
EvilBadman: Mic5 committing crimes.
the_spider_bucket: sound now good yes
DanTheMediocre: now, with SOund!
just__fitz: Boomer Zoomers
Plasterboard: hellooooooo
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raulghoulia: got there
Mythallian: NELI
KitchentableCommander: ITS NELSON AND SERGE!!!!
GredGredmansson:
KharadBanar: First try!
gnome_friend:
TXC2:
h3rsh3yb4r:
is such a useful emote
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TXC2: Hello Nelson
McMenno: First try!
Mumpaaah: Judge Off!
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krfsm: bettle of the judges!
TotallyNotaBeholder: Nelson is Fresh
Suffix: Phresh to death
macintose: hello fresh
TehAmelie: time to determine whose court Fort Moonbase falls under
Cunobelenos: funky fresh Nelly
ExachixKitsune:
Plasterboard: Phunkie Fresh Nelson
Slacker1977: i will
raulghoulia: yee haw
TimeToFry: They call him Wheeler
BrowneePoints: Nelly is in a western shirt!
RogueLink: lmao
funguslore:
Voidhawk42: WAH wa WAH
BusTed:
maclenrac: Lawless territory
Obos_TAB: Sergio Wheeloni?
DeM0nFiRe:
That1GuyBen: the call of the Wild Wheeler!
couchboyj: Fresh cup o Nelly
neisan2112: Perfect timing to join bakc!!
Desruprot: its great to Ben here
TXC2: BAW GAWD that's Wheeler's music!
McMenno: YEEHAW
gnome_friend: !quote Wheeler
LRRbot: Quote #8038: "Battle raps usually don't have this much yearning." —Wheeler [2022-04-18]
irikaj: Yee haw
AttackCowboy:
VioletHerald: What did I miss?!
SittingOx: THE ORIGINAL CANADIAN COWBOY!
AshcopseDryad: lol
accountmadeforants:
SimWOT:
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neisan2112:
super731: wheeler yipee
l0rdrollin: Wheeler Joins Up
PinkrosThunderHorse: cowboy judging
polluxr: Fresh Nelson
Sarah_Serinde:
Hi Wheeler
bakerydragon: Oh no. Beware THE HORSE JOKE WITH NO NAME
Ryansuffer: I have no audio
Daniel Solis: Audio muted!
Boof Troupe: do we know who is participating in the draft later?
Jordan Green: no sound
Sarah: They got there
okun: there we go
Jordan Green: there we go
Fráj: good
James Frank: I can hear again!
Ugunark: we're not doing the mime thing? aww
James Frank: the Mr mimes are in the other room
balfizan: thats an RPG moment
Natedogg2: The Man With No Name?
YeetTheRich_: clint eastwheeler
DavidVerro:
That1GuyBen: Wow LRR! How come Mom lets you have THREE Judges?!
niccus: the big money rustler
cmdrud87: cue the horse joke
macintose: there's a snake in my boot
VioletHerald: Is this the first game?!
ztghostie: *pulls the plushie string again*: Thank you for having me, its great to be here
maclenrac: ha ha
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@Obos_TAB 
midnightcurryjazz: serge finally won a die roll
BrowneePoints: Nelly I appreciate the choice of western shirt for today
polluxr: this town is too small for the great to be here
TXC2: VioletHerald yes
Obos_TAB: The, The Bad, and The Let's Be a Positive Chill Place
TotallyNotaBeholder: Everything is coming up Yager
neisan2112: Judge fite lets go!
VioletHerald: oh cool thanks so much!
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VioletHerald: just in time!
apitol: The Good, The Bad and The Great To Be Here
LRRbot: Creosote Heath | Land — Desert | Creosote Heath enters the battlefield tapped. / When Creosote Heath enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
TXC2: the first crime!
EvilBadman: Wheeler nailing that "Bill Murray in Groundhog Day when he went to see a western in costume"
gnome_friend: Crimes!
maclenrac: First crime
raulghoulia: First crime
LidofLoathing: pain to the opponent land!
noSmokeFire: Creosote Heath is my crimesona
BrindleBoar: first blood
GredGredmansson: oh is Nelson actually doing the Abzan Mount deck?
rentar42: turn #1 crime!
Jethrain: gasp, that's a crime!
cameron_in_the_hizous: @BrowneePoints thats just one of his normal shirts
DMGlol: Where are all the cowboy hats
dmei god: lol I was literally doing that tune before I tuned in and it happened lol
Daniel Solis: Wheeler is a WestWorld cowboy robot, stuck in one dialog line.
TMA Deviant: is the audio slightly delayed?
TMA Deviant: nvm seems fine
Dani El: Wheeler is my favourite villain coming to Thunder Junction
LRRbot: Creosote Heath | Land — Desert | Creosote Heath enters the battlefield tapped. / When Creosote Heath enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
LRRbot: Intrepid Stablemaster [1G] | Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Reach / {T}: Add {G}. / {T}: Add two mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast Mount or Vehicle spells.
Desruprot: It is the guy on the bird
Piecrust9: The abzan saddle deck!
TehAmelie: i wonder if even the Wiki has kept track of wins and losses in LRR magic games
McMenno: the guy on the bird
ThanhtTheBoss: 6 player draft tonight or another date?
LRRMTG_Judge: Because it's the person on top of the birb - Natedogg
krfsm: Final Fantasy UB advance guard!
Tom_Bruise: How is the dude on the bird not a bird?
YareNiDaze: "Weird name for a bird"
KitchentableCommander: wait. commander? I haven’t gotten on a plane yet 😂
Battzzaro: the bird is just decoration
Slacker1977:
Vehicle? 
TXC2:
'cause the guy on the bird is what matters right?
usmu1976: @ThanhtTheBoss tonight
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: So instead of Gain Lands, what do we call these deserts? Pain Lands is already taken. Do we call em Ping Lands?
EvilBadman: @ThanhtTheBoss Draft prerecord, matches live
Mumpaaah: Nelson is Abzan Mounties, hooray!
ExachixKitsune: @TehAmelie: casual look, it does not.
awilko: "show bird"
85Hawk: hoser
DanTheMediocre: you cant say the bird doesnt contribute at least a little
ThanhtTheBoss: Woof, I hope somebody brought pocket bacon.
BrowneePoints: look, Nelly may not be wearing a Stetson, but he’s got a western shirt and jeans. close enough
noSmokeFire: is the commander match going to be using the precon?
Fanklok: I showed you my bird pls respond
LRRbot: Bristlepack Sentry [1G] | Creature — Plant Wolf [3/3] | Defender / As long as you control a creature with power 4 or greater, Bristlepack Sentry can attack as though it didn't have defender.
Kingsgrave: Intrepid Stablemaster 1G Creature -- Human Hoser
maclenrac: Triwizard tournament
Slacker1977: so chat, i came here after the build. Serge got an Oko?
LRRbot: Intrepid Stablemaster [1G] | Creature — Human Scout [2/2] | Reach / {T}: Add {G}. / {T}: Add two mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast Mount or Vehicle spells.
okun: Will 6-player draft be 3 rounds?
Boof Troupe: why does everything have to be commander?
PoopOnThe2nd: "Show bird" - Serge
LRRbot: Bristlepack Sentry [1G] | Creature — Plant Wolf [3/3] | Defender / As long as you control a creature with power 4 or greater, Bristlepack Sentry can attack as though it didn't have defender.
Sarah: They did say 3 rounds for draft iirc yes
TXC2: a plolf
mastershake29x: @noSmokeFire yes
TXC2: Slacker1977 yes, the new one
WaltzMaster1: or put a counter on it
DMGlol: Almost watchwolf
Mr_Horrible: I really love all the cactus life
noSmokeFire: @mastershake29x thanks!
Natedogg2: @Slacker1977 Yarp.
LRRbot: Bristlebud Farmer [2GG] | Creature — Plant Druid [5/5] | Trample / When Bristlebud Farmer enters the battlefield, create two Food tokens. / Whenever Bristlebud Farmer attacks, you may sacrifice a Food. If you do, mill three cards. You may put a permanent card from among them into your hand.
OldUncleDan:
When are they revealing the Golgari Commander Deck? *giggle*
cmdrud87: notably, not another
Chesul: Oh hey, ferocious.
ztghostie: this card is MESSED UP in limited
Slacker1977:
@TXC2 oh, that's way less bad then 
funguslore: T3 farmer KEKW
Tom_Bruise: I feel like all of those words were wrong
Piecrust9: Serge off by one? darn
rastarook: Well I wanted to sleep early but I guess not
GredGredmansson: "a 2 power 3/3"
BusTed:
Tom_Bruise: Was there one correct word?
finestotter: Somebody at WOTC was recently unleashed who loves Plant Animal hybrids
polluxr: ripped cactus guy
gnome_friend: A permanent from among us
tryllebanjo: wat de sheet
BrowneePoints: the Swoluaro Cactus
Mr_Horrible:
among them? 
TimeToFry: Who's Alberta Man
raulghoulia: wwagon lag
maclenrac: Drops mythic lost mind
Ravynn: "Jetlagged"
LRRbot: Bristlebud Farmer [2GG] | Creature — Plant Druid [5/5] | Trample / When Bristlebud Farmer enters the battlefield, create two Food tokens. / Whenever Bristlebud Farmer attacks, you may sacrifice a Foo…
Ugunark: What do we have to do to make sure cameron gets icecream?
okun: 👍 👍
QuixoticScrivener: Its too early for Serge to math
Rogueist: who else in chat EATING SOUP?
dudeross2:
Desruprot: Beans!
GredGredmansson: stew
azureHaights: It comes with its own whey powder
Mishapp53: He misses our april snow
ztghostie: that is horrifying
LithelyUnshod: And you drove, didn't you?
TotallyNotaBeholder: Gruel
gnome_friend: @Rogueist I was for lunch
TXC2:
Alberta is at least a 30 year time difference
sephsays: @finestotter i've been loving the Plant Somethings since the Topiary Stomper from Capenna
EvilBadman: lagged
SpicyNapalm: The only correct thing Serge has said is that he is indeed very soft
Fanklok: Hopefully this matches hardens Serge back up
LRRbot: Congregation Gryff [1GW] | Creature — Hippogriff Mount [1/4] | Flying, lifelink / Whenever Congregation Gryff attacks while saddled, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Mounts you control. / Saddle 3
BrowneePoints: who dropped the can in the chili Graham!
Rogueist: soup
wiigamer1995:
chat do they say "Howdy" in alberta? 
Tom_Bruise: I guess we oughtta cut Serge some slack; this life's hard, but it's harder if your brain's made of pudding
neisan2112: Campfire cowboy beans!
KharadBanar: 1 hour difference is called "spring forwarded", not "jet lagged"
krfsm: @LithelyUnshod drove some cattle, yeah!
cmdrud87: "how 'bout some beans Mr. Taggart?"
ChillyCru: please do a pre-launch weekend of all the events. Friday is Sealed, Saturday Draft battle, Sunday Commander. I love the preprerelease the most and love seeing all the decks made
SaltFreeJudge: Albertaman, the villain that jetlags people?
codatski: Serge is just living off by one IRL
polluxr: 5/5 trample with upside T3 ON THE PLAy. money is on serge
GredGredmansson: at sorcery speed
jackulhaups: speaking of blazing saddles... do any of you on camera have badges?
Butternades: mongo only Pawn in game of life.
Beeff1986: "How about some more beans Mr Tagget?"
Mr_Horrible: so wait, is Serge *back* back?
OldUncleDan: Can Mounts Crew Vehicles?
Bugberry: And none of the Saddle effects work on Defense regardless.
linearorbit:
nice, managing to tune in from europe, and Serge is in the house
GalacticCyrus:
ztghostie: "mount" "defensively getting on" definitely some words
James Frank: send him money
qrpth: !discord
ratbou: they got 2 voice lines for wheeler
Joseph Madre: i can relate, i get jetlagged getting out of bed in the morning
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itsr67: there's been no defensive saddle
JinaMahavira: @Mr_Horrible yes
TheWormbo: @Mr_Horrible yes
KitchentableCommander: WOW
GredGredmansson: @OldUncleDan don't see why not, they are creatures
Mr_Horrible: yay!
rentar42: can mounts screw vehicles?
finestotter: And then the vehicle can ride the mount
QuixoticScrivener: Snorse driving a stagecoach
TXC2: !addquote (Nelson) [now] Defensively getting on doesn't do anything .
LRRbot: New quote #8959: "Defensively getting on doesn't do anything ." —Nelson [2024-04-05]
matthaus_c: *and* Mounts can Saddle Mounts
Voidhawk42: More importantly, Vehicles can then Saddle Up a mount
Chesul: not even just "On your turn", it's as a sorcery, which is slightly worse.
thanzo: and crewed vehicles can saddle mounts!
Gekyouryuu: I'm more interested in the fact that a centaur can ride a horse
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c this is just Camel Up (Super Cup)
LRRbot: Bristlebud Farmer [2GG] | Creature — Plant Druid [5/5] | Trample / When Bristlebud Farmer enters the battlefield, create two Food tokens. / Whenever Bristlebud Farmer attacks, you may sacrifice a Food. If you do, mill three cards. You may put a permanent card from among them into your hand.
thanzo: there's a helicopter riding a horse
Slacker1977: @rentar42 Dinosaurs maybe, i think there's a reddit for that
Marvoleath: you can even saddle a mount with a vehicle crewed by the mount
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Oh the vehicle Turdeken joke can get even worse!
matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible coming to you in Universes Beyond
polluxr: you can crew a vehicle with a mount and then immediately use the crewed vehicle to saddle the mount
ztghostie: gy on camera?
totalelipse: To paraphrase Matt Tabak, it's easy to get on a stationary vehicle whenever you want. It takes a lot longer to get on a moving horse.
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ratbou: so getting on is offensive?
The Historian: iha
LRRbot: Bristlebud Farmer [2GG] | Creature — Plant Druid [5/5] | Trample / When Bristlebud Farmer enters the battlefield, create two Food tokens. / Whenever Bristlebud Farmer attacks, you may sacrifice a Foo…
James Frank: it is rude to mount someone without warning
TXC2: 5 fewer
jet_almighty: If a mount mounts another mount, does a censor bar appear?
ztghostie: thank you!
polluxr: creating a universe eating paradox
QuixoticScrivener: Alberta
KitchentableCommander: omg the saddle/mount jokes are already going off
Jondare: @rentar42 according to a certain subreddit about dragons and cars, yes!
TehAmelie: you "can" saddle up and crew an infinite turducken of creatures, although probably to little profit
McMenno: huh???
LRRbot: Doc Aurlock, Grizzled Genius [GU] | Legendary Creature — Bear Druid [2/3] | Spells you cast from your graveyard or from exile cost {2} less to cast. / Plotting cards from your hand costs {2} less.
cmdrud87: wait tiill you see how he taps his lands 45°
Tom_Bruise: Alberta must be a hellscape, to have a man turned so upside down
funguslore: Dog D:
sephsays: this is the judge fight, i would expect copious judging
TXC2:
jet_almighty nah, we're on the animal planet channel
sephsays: but at REL:AXEd.
LRRbot: Outcaster Greenblade [2G] | Creature — Human Mercenary [1/2] | When Outcaster Greenblade enters the battlefield, search your library for a basic land card or a Desert card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Outcaster Greenblade gets +1/+1 for each Desert you control.
roastbeefsandwitch: Huh, the Bristlebud Farmer isn't actually a bad answer to broken Sheoldred. Assuming it lives long enough to attack.
maclenrac: Advrntures?
matthaus_c: def heard Outcaster Creamblade
tod_vom_himmel: Oh no okioki?
TimeToFry: That's really funny Nelson
LRRbot: Lush Oasis | Land — Desert | Lush Oasis enters the battlefield tapped. / When Lush Oasis enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
LRRbot: Doc Aurlock, Grizzled Genius [GU] | Legendary Creature — Bear Druid [2/3] | Spells you cast from your graveyard or from exile cost {2} less to cast. / Plotting cards from your hand costs {2} less.
LRRbot: Outcaster Greenblade [2G] | Creature — Human Mercenary [1/2] | When Outcaster Greenblade enters the battlefield, search your library for a basic land card or a Desert card, reveal it, put it into you…
LRRbot: Lush Oasis | Land — Desert | Lush Oasis enters the battlefield tapped. / When Lush Oasis enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
itsr67: tod that's tomorrow
Juliamon: Oki tomorrow
Obos_TAB: @tod_vom_himmel just OkoOko
egyptcraze: dont you mean hazezon, nelson? lol
super731: dakkon mentioned hype
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OldUncleDan: ooooh Dual Deserts for a Desert Duel!!!!!!!!
Tom_Bruise: Brendan Blueblade still owes me 20 bucks, you think I'd find him at that family reunion?
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NekomimiNinja:
PP- no wait... PLS hype!
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Bugberry: There is new Richard Kane Furgeson art in this set, speaking of Dakkon
mistbornhoid: I was just about to break down my Hazezon deck before this set was spoiled
LoadingReadyRun:
I feel like WotC thinks "Grizzled" means "Like a Grizzly Bear"
TXC2: how is this a desert?
LRRbot: Selvala, Eager Trailblazer [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Scout [4/5] | Vigilance / Whenever you cast a creature spell, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery." / {T}: Choose a color. Add one mana of that color for each different power among creatures you control.
Chesul: @Tom_Bruise probably, but you'd have to fight your way through Robert Redblade to get to him.
ztghostie: "Oh my god, prey was never this easy on ixalan!"
Joseph Madre: when will they finish the cycle
Joseph Madre: we demand whiteblade, blueblade, and redblade
ratbou: and ghostblade, who is an eldrazi
Gaz-L: ah "look at the bottom card of your library" on that land
LRRbot: Selvala, Eager Trailblazer [2GW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Scout [4/5] | Vigilance / Whenever you cast a creature spell, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you cont…
TimIAm: @TXC2 because it doesn't rain very much
apitol: a member of my pod played the desert pre-con online the other day (excluding the 9 new cards), and smoked us. looking forward to the EDH game later on
noSmokeFire: she's trailblazing, graham
Tom_Bruise: Selvala's here to blaze trails, what else
thea_inanimate: With how the Ox cards have been this set the dinosaur might be about to have a bad time
McMenno: sheesh
codycantfocus: enticed by the west graham
TXC2: TimIAm I guess
TehAmelie: do velociraptors kill more prey than they need, like wolverines? science finds no evidence against
azureHaights: @LoadingReadyRun I mean, I doubt they're mutually exclusive
BrowneePoints: I mean she’s framed for killing brago yea?
OldUncleDan: So better Coven.
raulghoulia: If Marchesa was able to find her way here, then Selvala a scout should be able to get to Tunder Junction
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LoadingReadyRun:
Does that elk have bat wing anters?
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matthaus_c: @TXC2 having grown up in one, it checks out. you can do a lot in a desert still
Seth_Erickson: !card congregation gryff
LRRbot: Congregation Gryff [1GW] | Creature — Hippogriff Mount [1/4] | Flying, lifelink / Whenever Congregation Gryff attacks while saddled, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Mounts you control. / Saddle 3
Voidhawk42: Gotta say, the Cactus people make me feel a kind of way. "Oh Thunder Junction has no natives, the humanoid plants with class subtypes don't count because we say they don't!" ...and then they topped it off by making the Indigenous American inspired people also colonizers. Just, real icky all around.
gameslayer013: Crimed!
EvilBadman: I am shocked there is not a legendary BlackBlueGreen bear yet. Someone get Maro on the horn.
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Fráj: thats a hell of an elk
Gaz-L: ah yes, 'elk scout' :D
Gaz-L: (i know it's elf)
TXC2:
matthaus_c I guess to me desert means the Saharah
control_rig: Criminal Oasis
RocknGrohlNerd: My poor boy brago
Slacker1977: any opinions from the judge on more Lush lands?
LRRbot: Desert's Due [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. It gets an additional −1/−1 until end of turn for each Desert you control.
maclenrac: relax
krfsm: @LoadingReadyRun some elk have those blade-like antlers.
gnome_friend: @Voidhawk42 Yeah; it's very weird and not a great way of addressing the problems with the western genre
LRRMTG_Judge: It is always time to rumble - Natedogg
TehAmelie: !card desert storm
LRRbot: Desert Sandstorm [2R] | Sorcery | Desert Sandstorm deals 1 damage to each creature.
LRRMTG_Judge: For Chat's benefit, Nelson is joking here, but if your opponent says they want to e.g. go to combat and then immediately changes their mind before anything has happened, that's OK. - Squirrel
TXC2: it's only time to Rumble when Bruce Buffer says it is
ratbou: not with oko in the set
LRRbot: Desert's Due [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. It gets an additional −1/−1 until end of turn for each Desert you control.
James Frank: the ghost blade was already in Khan's of Tarkir
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gnome_friend: Welcome raiders!
McMenno: JUDGE opponent missed their trigger
TXC2: Hello Raiders !
munchingwalrus: They missed a +1/+1 on the hippogriff?
control_rig: Welcome raiders!
Cunobelenos:
LRRbot: Decisive Denial [GU] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. / • Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {3}.
HamHocks42:
Mr_Horrible: heyya raiders
BrowneePoints: @voidhawk42 the Atiin don’t settle or colonize, they are interplanar nomads but ye mixed messaging
RocknGrohlNerd: Hello raiders
DanTheMediocre: the faint sound of Jock Jams played on a harmonica floats by on the wind
TehAmelie: dang, i thought that card at least only cost 1
TimberTrannel:
LRRbot: Tyrant's Scorn [UB] | Instant | Choose one — / • Destroy target creature with mana value 3 or less. / • Return target creature to its owner's hand.
un_blessed: that farmer dude from the whatever alt set that is is just unfair
Chesul: Serge the Criminal.
LRRbot: Decisive Denial [GU] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. / • Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {3}.
Nonregional: It’s wild that they reprinted Thief of Crowns
Nonregional: He’s turbobanned
The Historian: that m14 has just been thoughtseized by its own player
LRRbot: Tyrant's Scorn [UB] | Instant | Choose one — / • Destroy target creature with mana value 3 or less. / • Return target creature to its owner's hand.
Slacker1977: Tinybnes is only permanents
Bugberry: Tinybones only casts Permanent cards from graveyard.
LRRbot: Bridled Bighorn [3W] | Creature — Sheep Mount [3/4] | Vigilance / Whenever Bridled Bighorn attacks while saddled, create a 1/1 white Sheep creature token. / Saddle 2
BrowneePoints: it’s from the big score, aka aftermath
GredGredmansson: so both decks are GXb
just__fitz: My favourite is asking cards in hand and whats their life total
control_rig:
Marvoleath: beep beep, a mount a sheep
LRRbot: Repulse [2U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Draw a card.
TXC2: so you saddle it, and it has a child?....
polluxr: good lord, serge
Rogueist: this bonus sheet has payed dividends for serge
funguslore: What a beating
un_blessed: well, serge had all the not in the main set cards
LRRbot: Bridled Bighorn [3W] | Creature — Sheep Mount [3/4] | Vigilance / Whenever Bridled Bighorn attacks while saddled, create a 1/1 white Sheep creature token. / Saddle 2
LRRbot: Repulse [2U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Draw a card.
eh_yo_flake: Classic sealed; was your pool busted? Yes/No
Tom_Bruise: Math done.
millenomi_Aura: go to end game step
northos: math, math, concede
Bugberry: @TXC2 I see it as the rest of the herd catching up
TXC2: game 2!
Slacker1977: repulse is in the Breaking news? 🤯
control_rig: Math Math Scoop
TehAmelie: we can take the blocks as read
TXC2: Bugberry that's better
ztghostie: i imagine that plant farmer makes it into canlander food
salamisuperstar: On the play too
TXC2:
speaking as a green player, yeah it's not ok
noSmokeFire: it's distinctly un REL:AXing
Tom_Bruise: but then again, Grand Larceny(an actual magic card) also isn't a crime
Sarah_Serinde:
cmdrud87: I have opinions on that not being a crime
Chesul: Yes Serge, you did commit a crime that game.
RSCorundum: Isn't casting a spell a crime?
TehAmelie: rules are so relaxed, even judges can do crimes
garash2k: Massacre Girl? Not a crime.
WaltzMaster1: pacifism is a crime
polluxr: it's symmetrical, so not a crime
Sarah: That's just efficiency
James Frank: there has to be a joke with Bighorn that I am not going to say...
ExachixKitsune: Massacre Girl: Doesn't commit any crimes
control_rig: Awwwww!
SittingOx: Much like tax season, the meathook massacre is an event, not a crime
polluxr: everyone knows symmetrical effects are fair
ztghostie: well it was a massacre, I imagine there was no one left to report the crime
kynelwynn: The Meathook Massacre was an Event, folks, not a crime.
ExachixKitsune: Ahhhh garash2k we thought the same thing
PixelArtDragon: Arrest is a crime
salamisuperstar: Crimes are relevant per plane
Bugberry: @RSCorundum only if it targets the opponent or their stuff
funguslore:
Wedding Ring is a crime
BrowneePoints: grand larceny not a crime
Mr_Bitterness: Blasphemous Act - Not Crime. Secret Rendezvous - Crime
Alness49: Oh such a chonker!
OldUncleDan: The Meathook Massacre was a institutional action.
DavidVerro: Wheeler MTG judge = great. Wheeler Life Choice Judge = Perfection
garash2k:
@ExachixKitsune 
Slacker1977: @polluxr "balanced" you might say, even
un_blessed:
So great that they put all those completely busted cards in the packs to just ruin the sealed play
just__fitz: Marshall
Mr_Horrible: "Lawman"
Tom_Bruise: Sherrifs are cops. Choose wisely
OldUncleDan: ASAB!!!!!
gameslayer013: but who would the deputy be
SittingOx: you get called deputy if you are not a high level judge
Mischievous_Catgeist: deputy
TXC2: is there a deputy?
Kingsgrave: @OldUncleDan beat me to it
polluxr: @OldUncleDan WASABI?
QuixoticScrivener: Arbiter?
Bugberry: @un_blessed that's the nature of Limited.
Angreed66: cops should never be seen a a judge
DoctorPurrington:
Are these all the same people? 
DavidVerro:
SpicyNapalm: Marshall Sutcliffe?
TehAmelie: objection, sheriffs and marshalls are law enforcement, judges are judges
jan Melantu: “In the eyes of God, it’s a crime”
Rodrigo Avila: was that discussed during the rule zero conversation?
James Frank: that is so fluffy
The Historian: yes
The Historian: please my xerif
LRRMTG_Judge: Deputy? - Natedogg
Marvoleath: but what if you are the judge and the exectioner?
KharadBanar: Call Level 5 Supersherriff Beej!
kynelwynn: But there were judges too! Infamously ones who sentenced folks to death by hangin'
A_Dub888: Constable!!
Tom_Bruise: But who's the deputy?
EvilBadman: Marshall, Marshall, Marshall
Chesul: a Sherrif isn't a Judge, they bring you TO the Judge. if anything, Tablefriend should be the Sherrif.
just__fitz: Circuit Court Judge Lauderman
munocard: The former regional coordinate for the US South region of Magic Judges actually has a sheriff badge.
zelukester: don't be a colonizer nelson
sephsays: Who gets to be the Lawmaker?
DavidVerro: Chat judge is the Deputy?
TheWarbo: i feel like sheriffs and judges are very distinct parts of the legal process
azureHaights: Y'all chose the sheriff / but you did not choose a deputy
Mischievous_Catgeist: but remember the deputy doesnt get shot
TimeToFry: Can we get the Angel token on the reader?
niccus: who's the gubernatorial representative
dreadfeather: Aggravated assault famously not a crime
Obos_TAB: Are the bounties only in the commander decks?
beale_: the tokens in this set are BEAUTIFUL
Athelgar: is G low in the mix or is that just me?
just__fitz: If you are from Alberta you get to start with one desert in play
QuixoticScrivener: Is Nelly sleaved? because that's impressive if those cards are sleaved
noSmokeFire: you plot them to the adventure zone
control_rig: "As a treat"
Whitewingdevil: Constable
James Frank: they should be deputy, since the sheriff was shot
Joseph Madre: uh ohhh LRR colonialism arc :P
LRRMTG_Judge: @Obos_TAB Yes, those are only for the commander decks - Natedogg
munocard: You plot into the square hole.
Bugberry: Back in my day it was the Suspend zone
gnome_friend: !findquote crime
LRRbot: Quote #6744: "I could try to heal Cori, but I kind of want her to pay for her crimes." —Heather [2020-01-30]
EvilBadman: Nelly's barebacking it
TehAmelie:
i'd like a card to mark the "absolutely exiled for 
ever" zone for all my games
Professor_Rakor: Just try not to lose the plot on your complex board state.
sephsays: Nelson is sleeved - his cards aren't
salamisuperstar: You also have to care about the cards
Debatra: As a Prosper lover in Commander, color me unimpressed by the Rakdos Plot cards. I didn't want anything broken, but the Plots in B/R are just kinda meh.
Slacker1977: as long as the moonbase has unmarked basics it#s ok
BrowneePoints: it’s okay Nelson just hates me personally
UnknownFriday: Sleeving doesn't target, therefor it's not a crime, therefore Nelson's not a criminal.
KharadBanar: If you plot an Adventure card with Fblthp, can you decide which half to play later?
QuixoticScrivener: woof, go to 5
polluxr: @sephsays BOOO
kumatsu: Serge "Expert Sleever" Yager
cameron_in_the_hizous: hes gunna milk this for MONTHS
gualdhar: Remember folks, always use protection
Whitewingdevil: I like little things like that, makes the game easier to actually play with a bunch of randoms
OldBen: Massacre Girl going on a killing spree? Not a crime. Secret Rendevouz? Straight to jail.
jan Melantu: That riffle shuffle is good for the soul
Gaz-L: Serge is a big boy, sleeved all by himself
control_rig: Hahahaha
maclenrac: bearback is a crime
Tom_Bruise: look at the calluses. These are a sleever's hands
dudeidontknow19: so what is considered a crime again? I missed the beginning
BrookJustBones: Did you see what Serge did to a ski?
TXC2: Alberta leeches life out of people
spinebustertee: Alberta Hands are the Canadian equivalent of Yaoi Hands
TimeToFry: Lets goooo
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MaybeTara: Heck yeah!
McMenno: YOOOOO
tru_boredom: Hell Yeah
DanTheMediocre: wait I live near Amsterdam
lejoriander: amsterdam ^^
TimberTrannel: Woo! LRR at Amsterdam!
MaybeTara: I am even more stoked for Amsterdam
LRRMTG_Judge: @KharadBanar Yes! And similarly with other modal mechanics, such as split cards and MDFCs, or indeed normal modal cards such as commands. - Squirrel
DanTheMediocre: as in the same country
roastbeefsandwitch: WORD. I've had a Humidifier going full time all winter, it's been a life saver.
lord_wertornion: I need to get my ticket as you will be 20 min from my home!
RhymesWithMoose: Alberta wrecks your hands, can confiem
DanTheMediocre: bt that's still very close
KharadBanar: @LRRMTG_Judge Nice!
TXC2: !relaxed
LRRbot: REL:Axed or Rules Enforcement level relaxed means we try to let the cards do what they are supposed to do, and not punish players for their mistakes. While we all try to follow the rules these cards are brand new to everyone and mistakes will be made, just sit back and enjoy the stream.
cmdrud87: that's news to me... and more reason to hopefully make Amsterdam happen for me
Didero: Amsterdam? Finally a possibility to see LRR in real life
the_spider_bucket: I feel as though there is not an appropriate amount of cowboy hats in frame
TXC2: for the sake of #CONTENT
eddartstark90: Esot re bird
Dragonhunter 1508: so this is the pre-prerelease?
rylar717: I cringe when I hear that shuffling noise
T_Peazy: functionally yes
Whitewingdevil: whenever I play MTG with someone and they start doing cool trick shuffles I immediately get suspicious
James Frank: technically, but can't call it that.
Rodrigo Avila: we want a real LGS experience
Octagone: Is Serge just living in Alberta now? I thought he was coming back.
Nathan Longhair: Wait what now? Where was LRR coming did he say??
TheWarbo: "i don't want to beat you TOOOO bad" ~Serge
LRRMTG_Judge: USC major to serge - Pywo
eddartstark90: Estoy re bordo presente papa!!!!
Tom_Bruise: "Let's get a game here" *blasts opponent in half*
kynelwynn: @dudeidontknow19 - If a player's spell or cards target an opponent's crds, hand, them or graveyard, it's a crime
azureHaights: "I want your deck to do the things that it wants to do"
Slacker1977: you can technically agree to draw, but the you both have to draw new 7
Plasterboard: "I want your deck to do its thing"
DavidVerro: I think we need a training video for this
niccus: slams down regular oko
TheKarthe: In service of Content
LRRbot: Harrier Strix [U] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / When Harrier Strix enters the battlefield, tap target permanent. / {2}{U}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
polluxr: now if they reprinted Hymn in the BIG sheet THAT would be a crime
cameron_in_the_hizous: thats not a may huh
GredGredmansson: Bird Law
funguslore: Owl
raulghoulia: Pretty big fan of the voice of wheeler chiming in
TehAmelie: idea for showcase mulligan rules: you may add a basic land to your hand
Land_Manatee: That bird could be a criminal if it wanted.
cmdrud87: "hypnozic spectre?"
JRandomHacker: You _can_ offer to draw the game and have both players go to seven
beale_: Is nelson's deck color inaccurate?
LRRbot: Festering Gulch | Land — Desert | Festering Gulch enters the battlefield tapped. / When Festering Gulch enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
QuixoticScrivener: Nelly's deck has blue?
Ugunark: they're doing this for us
Sarah: !showcase
Sarah: Serge has moved back as of a few days ago
Luke Robinson: I mean, I'll happily allow for free mulligans at least once
Gaz-L: @Nathan Longhair Amsterdam
Sarah: LRR will be at MagicCon: Amsterdam
Josh Weaver: Pheldagrif gaining your opponent life? Straight to jail
LRRbot: Harrier Strix [U] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / When Harrier Strix enters the battlefield, tap target permanent. / {2}{U}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Sarah: Details tbd
Nathan Longhair: Oooooooh! Amazing!
Whitewingdevil: extra RELaxed
LRRbot: Festering Gulch | Land — Desert | Festering Gulch enters the battlefield tapped. / When Festering Gulch enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
Professor_Rakor: But cases were last set.
gnome_friend: Serge has first crime this game
codatski: Smooth G. No notes
noSmokeFire: that was just a shortcut to repeatedly drawing games until the exact same starting hands were achieved
Tom_Bruise: a greenie and a what?
TXC2: Land_Manatee it can leave it;s friends behind
GredGredmansson: the Nelson Special
Simbionis: Showdown at the festering gulch
TXC2: Transformative sideboard ?
midnightcurryjazz: serge is at 18
MrAyeAxe: You can technically offer a draw and then you both get to draw new sevens though
cmdrud87: and green
annathoth: grixis!
Jundinator: Hey everyone
ExachixKitsune: if you don't sleve, it's easier to transform
JRandomHacker: Please tell me he has the Ultimatum
KharadBanar: Nassif
matthaus_c: Gab Nassif
MikeProvencher: Nassif Fanboy? Syphon Insight in deck confirmed.
un_blessed: the juke
DMGlol:
Grixie 
LRRbot: Doc Aurlock, Grizzled Genius [GU] | Legendary Creature — Bear Druid [2/3] | Spells you cast from your graveyard or from exile cost {2} less to cast. / Plotting cards from your hand costs {2} less.
Sarah_Serinde: !showcase
Gekyouryuu: It's a set about crimes and heists, so we want to SHOW you that we've CASED the joint (not the capena card)
Jethrain: nassif don't like it, rock the casbah?
Sarah_Serinde: !Showcase
Jundinator: Is it just LRR peeps again or do we have guests?
Nathan Longhair: I got some holiday to book then
LRRbot: Doc Aurlock, Grizzled Genius [GU] | Legendary Creature — Bear Druid [2/3] | Spells you cast from your graveyard or from exile cost {2} less to cast. / Plotting cards from your hand costs {2} less.
Whitewingdevil: always great when your pool gives you two decks you can't choose between
Rodrigo Avila: yellow sombrero
ztghostie: wait, did Nelson open a showcase cruel ultimatum?!
TXC2: Jundinator just LRR
asthanius: The capitalist machine that is LoadingReadyRun
TehAmelie:
Paul
BrowneePoints: no guests not appr
Kezzig_WR: oh, is this about to cruel ultimatum serge?
notthepenguins: t h e m a c h i n e
Dothewhatnow:
Jundinator: Sadge
LRRbot: Repulse [2U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Draw a card.
matthaus_c: the Grizzled Brand
gnome_friend: Love Doctors?
YareNiDaze: And some people call him Maurice!
ExachixKitsune: you maybe shouldn't
munocard: He's the bear doctor from the Cohen Bros version of True Grit.
cobalttulips: flavor fail: doc aurlock is not a warlock....
gnome_friend: !findquote love doctor
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Butternades: I call him Maurice
polluxr: I cast "EEEW" on your creature
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Didero: In previous streams, the Table Friend was displayed in the bottom-left, any reason that's not there this time?
TXC2: !showcase
LRRbot: The OTJ Showcase isn’t a “Pre-Prerelease” because LRR don’t yet have that contract finalized with WotC. So, instead of focusing on Prerelease Sealed, LRR are showing off three different formats. WotC is still providing the product but the event is not paid or sponsored.
ExachixKitsune: You didn't put serge up in a hotel room?!
CeremonialCowboy: I would've flown out for free if you asked
Marvoleath:
It's just all your favourite content creators, no guests
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silaslunark: the entire flight budget was taken up by serge sadly
cmdrud87: Shame. We know how mch Amazonian loves crimes
TheElrad: Special Alberta celebrity Serge Yager is here
Gaz-L: Nelly dancing close to the sun
LRRbot: Repulse [2U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Draw a card.
SeanTheCrow: Nelson really entering his villain arc this stream
James Frank: just realized that Arresting or Detaining someone is a crime... all cops are criminals!
LRRbot: Harrier Strix [U] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / When Harrier Strix enters the battlefield, tap target permanent. / {2}{U}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
BrowneePoints: I call them maurice
gnome_friend: Un-Bear-able
rand0mtask_: Some people call him Maurice
WandersWithBlender: un BEAR able
GalacticCyrus:
we're not being sponsored so we can curse live surely
karmic_guide: While guests can be nice, I always love getting to see more of the LRR crew at these events
TXC2: un-BEAR-able you say?
Jundinator: What formats are we showing off?
Fanklok: Are you still allowed to do crimes if you're not gay?
LRRbot: Discerning Peddler [1R] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/2] | When Discerning Peddler enters the battlefield, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
TehAmelie: hmm is this the first 1/1 we have seen?
funguslore:
'Draw a card, discard a bard'
polluxr: love the art on the peddler
gnome_friend: @Fanklok I don't think "being allowed to do crimes" is part of crimes
LRRMTG_Judge: @Jundinator Sealed, then six player draft, then a commander game with the new commander decks - Natedogg
Bugberry: Demon Berserker
karmic_guide: @Jundinator Sealed, Draft, Commander
Jundinator: Oooh
polluxr:
and the idea of seeing people trade wares from the multiverse
Marvoleath: but this one is 2/2, not 2/1
LRRbot: Rooftop Assassin [3B] | Creature — Vampire Assassin [2/2] | Flash / Flying, lifelink / When Rooftop Assassin enters the battlefield, destroy target creature an opponent controls that was dealt damage this turn.
LRRbot: Harrier Strix [U] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / When Harrier Strix enters the battlefield, tap target permanent. / {2}{U}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
LRRbot: Discerning Peddler [1R] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/2] | When Discerning Peddler enters the battlefield, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
Blub20080: Oh i wondered which part WoTC was sponsoring besides the cards obviously
Bugberry: !card immersturm raider
LRRbot: Immersturm Raider [1R] | Creature — Demon Berserker [2/1] | When Immersturm Raider enters the battlefield, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
Jundinator: Can't wait to see the izzet storm deck pop off
RassilonDND: i havent checked this set out so far, is there a snake oil salesman?
LRRbot: Bandit's Haul [3] | Artifact | Whenever you commit a crime, put a loot counter on Bandit's Haul. This ability triggers only once each turn. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {2}, {T}, Remove two loot counters from Bandit's Haul: Draw a card.
TimeToFry: In the Haul of the Bandit Lord
salamisuperstar: Nelson sure hates drawing land on camera
gnome_friend: TEETH crimes!
Tom_Bruise: @RassilonDND Honest Rutstein, yes
Mr_Bitterness: Honest Rutstein
neisan2112: Or Rutstein
GredGredmansson: also Honest Rutstien
BrowneePoints: rutstein
rand0mtask_: Did he jump off a roof to kick a bird? That should definitely be a crime.
RassilonDND: lol nice
LoadingReadyRun: @Didero we don't usually do that on the MtG streams (mostly on Lorcana and other card games)
cobalttulips: honest rutstein kinda has that flavor yeah
ztghostie: but Rutsein is honest! It says so right there!
Marvoleath: Honest Rutstein might be it, yea
TXC2:
what's funny is the snake oil is actualy useful
TimeToFry: There's a medusa who sells her snake's oil
maclenrac: Flash lifelink flyier strong
rentar42: fun fact: the original thing that named "snake oil" *worked*
rentar42: it was not a sham
munocard: Those aren't Null Rods!
LRRbot: Conduit Pylons | Land — Desert | When Conduit Pylons enters the battlefield, surveil 1. / {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
whitewingdevil: can I get a baguette?
Professor_Rakor: But is it the Haul of the bandit lord?
LRRbot: Rooftop Assassin [3B] | Creature — Vampire Assassin [2/2] | Flash / Flying, lifelink / When Rooftop Assassin enters the battlefield, destroy target creature an opponent controls that was dealt damage…
Octagone: Are the deserts good enough to play even if they are off color?
James Frank: flying in guests
LRRbot: Bandit's Haul [3] | Artifact | Whenever you commit a crime, put a loot counter on Bandit's Haul. This ability triggers only once each turn. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {2}, {T}, Remove two lo…
James Frank: depends on how crime dependant your deck is
LupineVolt: There's a literal gorgon alchemist
Kevin O Malley: I've never gotten to see people in the chat at a PPR(like event) hi everybody!!!
LRRbot: Conduit Pylons | Land — Desert | When Conduit Pylons enters the battlefield, surveil 1. / {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Didero: @LoadingReadyRun Ah, ok, thanks for answering!
OrkaOrkinus: But doesn't snake oil have deathtouch?
BrowneePoints: honest rutstein is the snake oil peddler
JinaMahavira: The baguettes! Hurry up!
azureHaights: I love the TVTropes name for that
azureHaights: ISO-Standard Urban Groceries
TXC2:
TimeToFry is that like her bath water?
Sage0fMadness: but will you construct additional pylons?
just__fitz: Plastic baguette, the poor drama departments sword
raulghoulia: when are we getting the french block of magic sets? Find out how these baguettes got here
Bugberry: !card honest Rutstein
LRRbot: Honest Rutstein [1BG] | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [3/2] | When Honest Rutstein enters the battlefield, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Creature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
LRRMTG_Judge: !card Honest Rutstein
LRRbot: Honest Rutstein [1BG] | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [3/2] | When Honest Rutstein enters the battlefield, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / Creature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
ztghostie: but, but he said he was honest
notthepenguins: @rentar42 truth
LRRbot: Peerless Ropemaster [4U] | Creature — Human Rogue [4/4] | When Peerless Ropemaster enters the battlefield, return up to one target tapped creature to its owner's hand.
YeetTheRich_: but he is honest
jumping_point: Good evening, everyone! Hope you're all doing well!
Kingsgrave: New rutstein is cool
Professor_Rakor: There's the gorgon that sells liquid courage and liquid murder.
YeetTheRich_: he wouldn't lie to us
GredGredmansson: Crime trigger
PinkrosThunderHorse: CMOT Rutstein
TXC2: hello jumping_point welcome
LRRMTG_Judge: That's correct! - Squirrel
Slacker1977: why the flash creature?
James Frank: hello, Kevin
Andrew Vroman: Old Rutstien is also more a snake oil guy
Levi LeFay: surely honest rutstein is the snake oil salesman
LRRbot: Peerless Ropemaster [4U] | Creature — Human Rogue [4/4] | When Peerless Ropemaster enters the battlefield, return up to one target tapped creature to its owner's hand.
Jonathan Petzold: Just got here. Is this still game 1?
Gaz-L: game 2
NewtyNewts: Uh, Judge? Don't you mean Sheriff?
jumping_point: Hey TXC2!
just__fitz: If there isn't a boiler plate vest artifact they've missed their chance
LRRbot: Rooftop Assassin [3B] | Creature — Vampire Assassin [2/2] | Flash / Flying, lifelink / When Rooftop Assassin enters the battlefield, destroy target creature an opponent controls that was dealt damage this turn.
kynelwynn: Snake Oil salesmen were the entertainers of the pioneer days. They put on performances and spectacles to entertain crowds as they moved from town to town. Other forms of entertainment were jugglers, comedians, tumbling acts and tooth pulls (yup) and
LRRbot: Bristlebud Farmer [2GG] | Creature — Plant Druid [5/5] | Trample / When Bristlebud Farmer enters the battlefield, create two Food tokens. / Whenever Bristlebud Farmer attacks, you may sacrifice a Food. If you do, mill three cards. You may put a permanent card from among them into your hand.
Luke Robinson: What's a judge?
Sarah: @Kevin O Malley Welcome! They've only streamed a few PPRs to YouTube, in the past it would just be Twitch vods :)
Luke Robinson: I'm sure it was a marshall that shoulda been called for
LRRbot: Rooftop Assassin [3B] | Creature — Vampire Assassin [2/2] | Flash / Flying, lifelink / When Rooftop Assassin enters the battlefield, destroy target creature an opponent controls that was dealt damage…
James Frank: person who makes sure rules are followed
LRRbot: Bristlebud Farmer [2GG] | Creature — Plant Druid [5/5] | Trample / When Bristlebud Farmer enters the battlefield, create two Food tokens. / Whenever Bristlebud Farmer attacks, you may sacrifice a Foo…
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NewtyNewts: Only costs 4\
Tom_Bruise:
Professor_Rakor: The gorgon i suppose is a Snake who is an oil Salesman.
GredGredmansson: that's only 4 mana Serge
un_blessed: Serge played the correct cost for the card
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TXC2: the farmer who plants themselves
apocalyptic_squirrel: Kicker {1}: This card becomes balanced.
gnome_friend: !findquote plant
LRRbot: Quote #229: "All the plants outside are having sex." —Graham [2015-05-04]
BrowneePoints: the SaguaBro Farmer
TehAmelie: they'd entertain, and the snake oil would fail to produce any real results. that seems hard to replicate on a Magic card that's fun to play
cmdrud87: pretty sure casting that farmer on curve is considered a crime to most
cameron_in_the_hizous: kicker 1, if you feel like it
LRRbot: Skewer the Critics [2R] | Sorcery | Spectacle {R} / Skewer the Critics deals 3 damage to any target.
Sarah: You can figure out what game they're on by looking at the white pips below each player's life total. There's one filled in on Serge's side, meaning he's won one game and Nelly hasn't won any yet
rand0mtask_: There better be a cactus folk with plot being nicknamed "Plotted Plant"
totalelipse: God bonus sheets are so fun
tryllebanjo:
4 mana 5/5 Trample that makes 2 food tokens. With additional text and upside. Magic sure has changed 
LRRbot: Lively Dirge [1B] | Sorcery | Spree / + {1} — Search your library for a card, put it into your graveyard, then shuffle. / + {2} — Return up to two creature cards with total mana value 4 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Therberus: Petition to rename "Judges" to "Sheriffs" for this set
LoadingReadyRun:
Bristlebud Farmer is a Farmer Cactus that Farms Cactuses, right?
tryllebanjo: @Therberus Seconded.
nitrodog96: @rand0mtask_ Aloe Alchemist is the one I can find
LRRbot: Skewer the Critics [2R] | Sorcery | Spectacle {R} / Skewer the Critics deals 3 damage to any target.
Cheshire Creeper: How have the games been?
LRRbot: Lively Dirge [1B] | Sorcery | Spree / + {1} — Search your library for a card, put it into your graveyard, then shuffle. / + {2} — Return up to two creature cards with total mana value 4 or less from …
James Frank: quick. Server's deck is cracked
James Frank: -Ser
codycantfocus: @Therberus Thirded
LRRbot: Ambush Gigapede [4BB] | Creature — Insect [6/2] | Flash / When Ambush Gigapede enters the battlefield, target creature an opponent controls gets −2/−2 until end of turn.
TheGeneralThomas: And everytime we crime, I get this feeling ...
kynelwynn: If a centipede the size of a house can 'ambush' I don't want to live there
un_blessed: Nelson doing all the cool plays with synergy ans setup. And will just loose to the next two attacks of 1 card
just__fitz: Remember the movie where John Wayne rode the gigapede, classic
Marvoleath:
is tapping festering gorge pegi 13?
cmdrud87: @LoadingReadyRun Yes, but the catusfolk are a vit Dune-y to begin with
LRRbot: Clear Shot [2G] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.
Kingsgrave: how many gigapedes have we seen at this point?
Bugberry: For that Adendum value
LRRbot: Ambush Gigapede [4BB] | Creature — Insect [6/2] | Flash / When Ambush Gigapede enters the battlefield, target creature an opponent controls gets −2/−2 until end of turn.
James Frank: sorry, text acting up
Cheshire Creeper: Wait you can tap LANDS?????
LRRbot: Clear Shot [2G] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.
NewtyNewts: They're not going to call it that. Out of Spite, I've been told.
LRRbot: Shackle Slinger [2U] | Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, choose target creature an opponent controls. If it's tapped, put a stun counter on it. Otherwise, tap it.
roastbeefsandwitch: Is there a commander from the set that gives your creatures Saddle? If not, flavor fail
TXC2: !relaxed
LRRbot: REL:Axed or Rules Enforcement level relaxed means we try to let the cards do what they are supposed to do, and not punish players for their mistakes. While we all try to follow the rules these cards are brand new to everyone and mistakes will be made, just sit back and enjoy the stream.
cameron_in_the_hizous: game loss
BrowneePoints: Slackle Shinger
niccus: no, because saddle doesn't really do anything unless the creature cares about being saddled
GredGredmansson: @roastbeefsandwitch last i checked no one rode the cowboys
LRRbot: Shackle Slinger [2U] | Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, choose target creature an opponent controls. If it's tapped, put a stun counter on it. Otherwise…
funguslore:
Details
itsr67:
just__fitz: Too be legally distinct from Eastwood they should have reprinted a Kodama of the WestTree
TimeToFry:
Grimnus: Gottem
Jundinator: Wow Wheeler
SkiaSymphonia: Wheeler playing the role of chat
ztghostie:
thanks serge from coming all the way from alberta for this
rand0mtask_: The judge title is quite literal today
midnightcurryjazz:
PsiMaster54: Wheeler just going to play this shackle singer as if it had flash
roastbeefsandwitch: @GredGredmansson Well, you know, when two cowoboys like each other...
elias2718:
malexus101: My God wheeler
TheGeneralThomas: Wheeler + L + ratio
GredGredmansson: You asked
NewtyNewts: Good job Sheriff!
garash2k:
Jensling:
Sarah_Serinde:
BusTed:
rentar42: thanks for not intervening like that, wheeler, I aprociate it!
funguslore: KEKW
apitol:
Slacker1977: i remember someone named Serge bringing up that Clear Shot was an instant
RomanGoro: Welcome to the highlights, y'all
cmdrud87: wheeler dabbing on Serge's corpse
That1GuyBen: Oh my Judges at my LGS are hilarious
MTGColorPie: Wheeler from the top rope
TimIAm: I'm glad Serge is back
Professor_Rakor: Oh don't worry, I'll roast all my players.
MrQBear:
You know what? I vote we replace wheeler with a cardboard cutout.
mattyraft44: wheeler is the mvp lately.
raulghoulia: overly narrow superaltive
Jazz3601:
YeetTheRich_: graham please, it's sheriff
LRRMTG_Judge: Judges are not supposed to give strategic advice, but I believe here it can be overridden by concerns of "The Bit" - Squirrel
maclenrac: Learning is fun
super731: mvp marshall wheeler
niccus: turns out you can go 2-0 and lose
NewtyNewts: @maclenrac The Learmning Channel
LRRbot: Hell to Pay [XR] | Sorcery | Hell to Pay deals X damage to target creature. Create a number of tapped Treasure tokens equal to the amount of excess damage dealt to that creature this way.
manfred909: ah yes the Judge roast step often forgoteen butnot here
un_blessed: Playing correctly? There's a 4mana 5/5 trample makes 2 food tokens and draw a card everytime it attacks. There's no need
Fráj: poor guy
Fráj: let him be xddd
Alixe Langshall: omg, the look on Serge's face.
jan Melantu: Wheeler is judgesplaining
OldBen: Speak for yourself, I roast my players 24/7
James Frank: picking on Serge. glad some traditions remain
OldBen: (They roast me too but that neither here or there)
jan Melantu: That needs to be in the twitch highlights
Marvoleath: but roasting players is the only entertainments judges have during the tourneys D:
Tom_Bruise: Visit Scenic LGS during PreRelease Season and catch a glimpse at some of the wildest roasts you'll ever see
noSmokeFire: Judge? I just witnessed a murder?
BrowneePoints: hell toupee
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polluxr: ohyeah! Burn that cactus!
deskisdead: on thunder junction the judge-sherriff-marshalls are a little looser with the law, yee-haw
TehAmelie: ever forward, never learning, do it for the bit, safety third (or wait, fourth?)
ztghostie:
we're one land drop away from issuing serge an ultimatum
gnome_friend: !findquote Serge
LRRbot: Quote #6317: "James and Serge: two friends with no pants, on an adventure!" —Serge [2019-08-13]
maclenrac: Nelson stacking crimes...nice
garash2k:
in wheeler's eyes, it's a crime to misplay
LRRbot: Abrupt Decay [BG] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Destroy target nonland permanent with mana value 3 or less.
Woogachaka: back to back-to-the-island-Serge
BrowneePoints: no
LRRbot: Repulse [2U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Draw a card.
accountmadeforants: As an additional cost, tap a Hell card or pay an additional Hell.
polluxr: serge deck is absurd
usmu1976: @TehAmelie 5. profit
BrowneePoints: Nelson shot that cactus man so hard he turned into gold
garash2k: noko
TXC2: fast games
That1GuyBen: Serge's deck is kind of cracked
Butternades: that farmer is ridiculous
apitol: good lord Serge what was happening in there?
GredGredmansson: also the 2nd spell slinger trigger
un_blessed: Nelson is a class act. I would be mad
LRRbot: Hell to Pay [XR] | Sorcery | Hell to Pay deals X damage to target creature. Create a number of tapped Treasure tokens equal to the amount of excess damage dealt to that creature this way.
Dont Panic: SO rude to dunk on a new player like that, poor Serge, it's not his fault that he isn't good at the game yet!
LRRbot: Abrupt Decay [BG] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Destroy target nonland permanent with mana value 3 or less.
LRRbot: Repulse [2U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Draw a card.
finestotter: The trigger does tap, there are more words there
QuixoticScrivener: Nelly, show us your cool cards
Veshnikard: It does tap
TXC2: Butternades right?
Slacker1977: it does tap
BrookJustBones: It does tap
cameron_in_the_hizous: no it taps it
Camail: doesnt it also tap
niccus: no it taps
Desdae: It does tap
finestotter: it says otherwise tap it
beale_: Luckily Serge got one of 5 playable BIG cards
7ukanda: Otherwise it taps!
GredGredmansson: "Otherwise tap it" @LoadingReadyRun
James_the_Dabbler: Serge kicks butt
rosesmcgee: Wheeler Earp out here. Judge, jury, and executioner
Tom_Bruise: well, that 4-mana 5/5 is only mildly absurd
RixtonSnek: It sure does
Mr_Bitterness: Didn't even get Oko
ztghostie: Nelly, did you have cruel ultimatum in your deck?
funguslore: The dream pool you hope to get
niccus: it's worded that way to make it clear for kitchen table that you can tap a tapped creature
Camail: its at the very end
Tom_Bruise: well maybe you're just bad at reading
TehAmelie: do we have to call the studio Judge Yager's court for the rest of the day now?
That1GuyBen: I have a feeling more decks will be like Nelson's. Serge's is def an outlier
itsr67: at least he's honest
winseeker_centaur: those farmers used to beat us in football all time except my senior year
malexus101: "Maybe the fourth time" is such a Nelly burn
NewtyNewts: Too many words
Sarah_Serinde: SO much reading
matthaus_c: it's not the first read, not the second read, not even the Third reading
googoltudoris: how goes the yeeing and or hawing?
maclenrac: Readings hard
Camail: the if clause has to be first
LRRMTG_Judge: In Serge's defence, there was a land that did the thing he thought in Oath of the Gatewatch about 8 years ago - Squirrel
Jundinator: I can't wait to see who gets assigned what commander precon
Chesul: Serge, reading the card explains the card (usually).
Professor_Rakor: You know what happens when you assume? You make mistakes.
control_rig: Continue reading the card explains the WHOLE card
multeyemeteor: You're lucky that you're pretty, Serge
beale_: Serges deck looked like 2 standard deviations away from the norm lmao
t7112: each card has a book on it
Gaz-L: reading the card something something
rand0mtask_: Reading the card explains the card, if you have the endurance
OrkaOrkinus: Hey I am here live
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
MommaGart: Stick around, more Qwerpline after this!
Deebster122: It is templated that way so it doesn't target
t7112: im ready to see draft
Battzzaro: gonna get a bit drafty in here
OrkaOrkinus: @MommaGart I need Beej to sign a playset of Hard Hitting Questions
MikeProvencher: I'm not currently watching this in the future, but I might be some day. So thank you for having me, it will be great to be there.
Sarah:
youtube.com/lrrmtg will have the vod in a few days (once the stream is over, this video will go away)
Cheshire Creeper: Reading the card makes you reread the card
PTv1deos: Reading the card is too much work these days, so much to do
James Frank: I want to stick around, but I have work.:face-pink-tears:
Dragonhunter 1508: this sets sealed is going to be crazy
jumping_point: Oh Lord, the title of that track. "Loading Ready Wub". xD Lov it...
TheRealRedal: Stream starts, I go to a meeting. Finish meeting come back during breakm have another meeting. Repeat. xD
MommaGart: @OrkaOrkinus That's a great idea
ShaneLeeAtk: My brain is filling in diffused interstitials of the LLR crew roaming around set.
isupor: @deebster122 it still targets though, it says “choose target creature”
Sarah: Cards have so many words, who can be expected to keep up with all of them
Sarah: Especially when you're trying not to pause too long on stream while you quietly read cards
Sarah: Oh yes chat, I believe YouTube members will show up in the end-of-stream thank yous along with subs now :)
KaleidoscopeCowboy: would mindsplice apparatus cost reduce the modes on spree cards separately?
LRRMTG_Judge: If we're discussing the templating on the stun counter/tap a creature card, it's just a mechanical difference. It can't tap *and* stun a currently-untapped creature. - Squirrel
LRRMTG_Judge: !card mindsplice apparatus
LRRbot: Mindsplice Apparatus [3U] | Artifact | Flash / At the beginning of your upkeep, put an oil counter on Mindsplice Apparatus. / Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast for each oil counter on Mindsplice Apparatus.
LRRMTG_Judge: @KaleidoscopeCowboy No. It's one spell, not multiple spells - Natedogg
Wonderdoc: if it wouldnt target it would say "a creature of your choice" I believe
KaleidoscopeCowboy: @lrrmtg_judge thank ya kindly
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Cheshire Creeper: @Sarah You can always read it out loud
Sarah: True
LRRMTG_Judge: @KaleidoscopeCowboy No. As part of determining the cost of a spell, you add up all the alternative costs and subtract all the cost reductions, counting each exactly once. - Squirrel
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LRRMTG_Judge: If it has multiple counters, the total cost can be reduced, which includes all of the additional costs from spree. But not each spree cost individually - Naedogg
gnome_friend: !findquote crime
LRRbot: Quote #4920: "Stay up late, Eat pizza, Do crimes" —Ben [2018-04-25]
Jundinator: !quote 6969
DeviantHS: but they arent eating pizza.
LRRMTG_Judge: all the additional costs* nice typo there, me - Squirrel
DeviantHS: and its not late, so why are they doing crime?
Sarah: It can also be hard to read something aloud and also fully take in what it says (speaking from experience)
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gnome_friend: It's always late in Thunder Junction
VioletHerald: is that all for sealed?
loufghyslaufey: Early access?
Tom_Bruise: all time is crime time when you're breaking the law
loufghyslaufey: Impossible
TXC2: VioletHerald yes, we're drafting next
DeviantHS: @VioletHerald yep, just 1 round of sealed. now draft
VioletHerald: oh wow I see
Jonathan Petzold: So excited for Thunder Junction!
Jonathan Petzold: Fblthp is back!!
LRRMTG_Judge: @VioletHerald Yes, that was the only sealed game. Next, we have a six player draft, then a commander game after those draft games - Natedogg
loufghyslaufey: I thought that program was axed before the New Year. Chat?
DarkMorford:
Dang, so close. Could have been #120 on the day with my 120-month.
TXC2: and we're back
VioletHerald: dang that's....less sealed than I expected
super731: Yeehaw
Suffix: I knew there was something Ben was supposed to do today.
Sarah_Serinde: Sounds like quitter talk, Ben
TXC2: I'm a cowMAN!
apitol: tryin’ pard enuff
insanecat6mtg: Hello everyone!
raulghoulia: it's easier when you wear the hat
NekomimiNinja: Haw, Yee
lightfut: Need to yeehaw harder then, to get over the water
TXC2: !patreon
Plasterboard: rootin' tootin' Ben Ulmer here!
gnome_friend: You'mst
LRRMTG_Judge: I'm not Canadian, but there has to be *a* cow somewhere on the island, right? - Squirrel
isupor: ben ulmer jumpscare
Mr_Horrible:
MEEMST?
garash2k: yee
Invitare: technically everyone lives on an island surrounded by water. It's just a question of how large the island is
gnome_friend:
Sarah_Serinde:
Aceviru:
AceGun_: turn off the stream.
DarkMorford: WHEELER
DuelityGaming:
VioletHerald: I thought Ben was sick?
maclenrac: Whoa doggy
Double May Care: BEAUTIFUL Wheeler
azureHaights: We'm's't. Wherem'st? Therem'st! On Patreon'st!
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gnome_friend: A criminal draft
LSRubin: thank you for plotting me, it's great to spree here
TXC2: previously on LRRMTG!
SimWOT:
Abavus: Time travel D:
TotallyNotaBeholder: Haw and Yee
noSmokeFire:
gnome_friend: Hi Dave's spokesm'n
loufghyslaufey:
Arena, the state of early access explained 
??
Invitare: choo choo
Bugberry: Is anyone wearing cowboy boots at this event?
Didero: I really like Graham's sweater
BusTed: 🤠
Arkouda Chien: Oh hey I'm finally caught up to live!
okun: ahhh yes, a draft with three people
okun: lmao
Sarah: Because Wheeler
Arkouda Chien: I can join chat
Sarah: Welcome to the present! :D
Double May Care: okay, FIVE stetsons
TXC2: ADAM NO!
YeetTheRich_:
Viscount16: Adam looks *good* in that hat
Grimnus: Understandable
ExachixKitsune: shh
CypherRaze: LMFAO ADAM
Mr_Horrible: don't worry, Adam, I won't tell
niccus: fair
RealGamerCow: But you look so good in that hat!
deskisdead: I really love that sweater wow
Chesul: Wheeler!
loufghyslaufey: Winchester?
raulghoulia: Graham that sweater looks amazing
Dothewhatnow: I need to know where Graham got that sweater
Dothewhatnow: Like...immediately
Invitare: should have went to ads there you cowards
starfished89: link the sweater
Purestorm_: and warlocks
goldensunkn1ght5: Let the games begin
TXC2: BIG
azureHaights: beeg
GredGredmansson:
Obos_TAB: G looking like a weather forecaster who wore green to work. (love it)
Battzzaro: what have the warlocks done?
A_Dub888: b e e g
Double May Care: though it's probably still three
Sarah: I like Graham's sweater
Daniel Solis: Getting flashbacks to my years in Oklahoma.
Joseph Madre: Azorius Naptime is gonna be my fav archetype
maclenrac: beef
Tom_Bruise: ah, the classic RG archetype of B E E F
Gaelan_Maestro: Love bens hat
DarkMorford: That last one doesn't quite fit
Invitare: super cup
Chesul: Battzzaro crimes, ostensibly.
l0gin4me: Adam can really pull off a cowboy hat
noSmokeFire: guilds in a cowboy hat
DarkMorford: @l0gin4me Kathleen too, she looks great!
TXC2: physic ben
Mr_Horrible: Ben stop pulling back the curtain!
PoopOnThe2nd: Gotta remember WARM P
EvilBadman: If it's not broken
cmdrud87: Also, Bengiineerng, iisn't that hat Azstralian?
Dothewhatnow: I am frantically searching for that sweater
hackingducks: is cameron the shopkeep for the rest of these cowpokes?
l0gin4me: @DarkMorford true
Bugberry: WG isn't Tokens, UG isn't Counters, and RB isn't Sacrifice. There's plenty different from Ravnica guilds
gnome_friend: !findquote cars
LRRbot: Quote #1470: "What does Germany export? Cars! Tanks! Angry men!" —Cameron [2016-01-06]
EvilBadman: @cmdrud87 that's the joke dot gif
GredGredmansson: CARDS.
chrysaliss: low-hanging fruit, ben. green black hasn’t left the graveyard in a long time
gnome_friend: !findquote cards
LRRbot: Quote #2864: "There are a lot of cards we call "Nicolas Cage" for some reason." —Nelson [2016-06-24]
just__fitz: Ravnica is just the Big City that gets mentioned in all the Thunder Junction musical ballads
totalelipse: Hey Ben! Mercenary aggro is VERY different from soldier aggro.
RealGamerCow: yeah it's ravnica with a cowboy hat on. Which is not bad!
DarkMorford: Lands and spells?!
Invitare:
I didn't think you had any special guests for this event
GredGredmansson: correct
goldensunkn1ght5: Howby partners
SittingOx: 3 sets in one! NEAT
James Frank: called it
gnome_friend: Look at that dog
Battzzaro: do they contain magic cards?
beale_: The list is MADE of Special Guests and BIG. It cant be all 3 alternate ones at once I think?
Purestorm_: Wasn't there a rumour that one of the subsets was going to be an Aftermath set, until WOTC realised what a bad idea that is
Jundinator: Graham, Big Score IS the List
raulghoulia: kindred varmint deck
dabudder: oh wow
GredGredmansson: @Purestorm_ not a rumor, that's actively confirmed
dabudder: both of those are crazy
TXC2: "wake up babe, varmint creature type just dropped"
b1adewo1f64: omg
RealGamerCow: I am VERY excited about the amount of cows and oxen in this set.
GredGredmansson: OH NO
rand0mtask_: Ooh Vaultborn Tyrant is a monster
Natedogg2: @Purestorm_ That's not a rumor. Wizards themselves said so. That's what The Big Score was going to be.
TehAmelie: i know, skip the green and let the "next" two players fight over green
niccus: i am in awe of this commitment to the cork hat
eye_h_bar: I'm obsessed with the corks on Ben's hat
Purestorm_: Ah, well good thing it didn't happen
Suffix: Ben, how much did you hate those corks?
just__fitz: Streamer packs
SittingOx: So, every booster has a News card, and a chance of getting a Big card?
PoopOnThe2nd: Isnt it actually 4? With the special guest slot
James Frank: guesses on how many mythics Kathleen opens?
cmdrud87:
control_rig: Sneeep
dabudder: my girl!!!!
dabudder: shes here
polluxr: Gisa is one heck of a bomb
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: ZOMBIES
goldensunkn1ght5: I almost thought this was a commander video
apocalyptic_warlock:
EOstby: Stupid Sexy Oko.
funguslore: Another one
NewtyNewts: I guess we know what deck Cam got
GredGredmansson: @goldensunkn1ght5 that comes later
dabudder: YES. cam we're so here!!
goldensunkn1ght5: Oh he is gonna go Oko
totalelipse: @SittingOx Yeah just under 1 in 5 packs have BIG cards
TXC2: who else but Oko?
Battzzaro: everyone's a criminal it seems
Dothewhatnow: @mods I found a link for the sweater Graham is wearing that chat was going gaga over, am I able to post it?
Kevin O Malley: I feel for Ben in that hat
Jonathan Petzold: Let's commit crimes!
goldensunkn1ght5: I sense a pun in the future
TXC2: Dothewhatnow as long as it's not too long, sure
WumboWings: Dang, super solid first picks this time around for most of them!
Dothewhatnow: Thanks TXC2!
Didero: @Dothewhatnow Thanks, but wow, that's a lot of dollars
totalelipse: Sold out sadge
PoopOnThe2nd: At least it keeps the skeeters off
goldensunkn1ght5: I love this new set
TXC2: "these crimes can ramp you" sounds like the sickest rap song from 1991
Dothewhatnow: @Didero I said the same thing LOL "Thats a lot of dolars...."
goldensunkn1ght5: But on that topic I want Cowboy Jace
Bugberry: God doesn't commit crimes
just__fitz: If you target their temper and they lose it, it is no longer a crime
goldensunkn1ght5: Does anyone else want Cowboy Jace?
TehAmelie: the Flood, not a crime, even if God was sorry about it after
DMGlol: Sounds like a good card
EricTheOrange: did WotC spike these packs?
TXC2: Bugberry Because god only does board wipes ?
fishtail03: hi chat
kynelwynn: Green has -so much reach- Jumpin' Jehosephat!
TXC2: hello fishtail03 welcome
midnightcurryjazz: @EricTheOrange remember these are the new boosters, not draft boosters.
SittingOx: i love the flavor text of that card
EvilBadman: @EricTheOrange That would be near impossible.
SocraticMethod: !card graywater
LRRbot: Did you mean: Graywater's Fixer; Baron Bertram Graywater
zelukester: anyone know where Graham got that sweater?
accountmadeforants: !card Crime
LRRbot: Found 7 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
hackingducks: I'd feel bad in graham's seat. gonna get cut so hard on green
SocraticMethod: !card Baron Bertram Graywater
LRRbot: Baron Bertram Graywater [2WB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Noble [3/4] | Whenever one or more tokens enter the battlefield under your control, create a 1/1 black Vampire Rogue creature token with lifelink. This ability triggers only once each turn. / {1}{B}, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Draw a card.
accountmadeforants: !card Crime // Punishment
totalelipse: Yeah Play Boosters are just Like This™ sometimes.
polluxr: as an Orzhov main we're eating good this set. Sassy horrible men are my jam
SocraticMethod: Huh, Graywater is a vampire. Didn't came across in story
jan Melantu: “The List” for this set is just the Special Guests and the Big Score
TehAmelie:
i'm annoyed by the corks on ben's behalf 
termi385: @Dothewhatnow ^ @zelukester
EricTheOrange: @EvilBadman it was a joke, just statistically improbable to get 2 green mythics in the same pack
fishtail03: not the biggest fan of this set but the limited format looks very fun
TotalHell: Ben in Gruul?? Weird!
zelukester: @termi385 ty!
dabudder: ben looks like he is NOT enjoying that hat. thank you for commiting to the bit
EhDecentCanadian: @TehAmelie Keeps the drop bears off at least
TXC2:
those corks are 100000% a joke Aussies played on everyone else
EvilBadman: @EricTheOrange Yeah, but even as a joke, it's a bad hypothetical to push forward for someone to not "get" as a joke
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polluxr: the Ben hat makes me want them to bring Orville Peck to PPR hahaha
EricTheOrange: I thought Ben played mono red.
maywecomein: oh wow stepped away for 75 minutes and I thought I’d miss the whole draft video!
WiseGuy57: Ben hat making me nauseous.
Marvoleath: oh, it's the third eorlingas
accountmadeforants: !card Bite Down on Crime
LRRbot: Bite Down on Crime [3G] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may collect evidence 6. This spell costs {2} less to cast if evidence was collected. / Target creature you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.
accountmadeforants: Biting down on crime is a crime
l0rdrollin: we have forth eorlingas at home
EhDecentCanadian: Stinky lingas
dabudder: @Marvoleath stealing this for ttc nicknames
cameron_in_the_hizous: you probably could have cut half of these talking head sections
BusTed: gottem
totalelipse: Zing!
Rourke9: i like it when the heads talk
TXC2:
cars set themselves on fire these days
beale_: you watch for the heads that talk
Bugberry: Cactuars coming in the Final Fantasy set without a doubt
beale_: Fifth eorlingas
kynelwynn: Yeah, all the trains in Thunder Junction seem to... not be safe.. or arrive at their destinations
HoboB0B_:
I love you Wheeler 
goldensunkn1ght5: Mittens
goldensunkn1ght5: I go with Mitten
Rourke9: BEN
cmdrud87: definitely opposing thumbs
Kingsgrave: That's why they call him "three-fingered joe"
incredulouspasserby: all that was just pack one??? dang.
dabudder: yeah i'd pin up oko
TehAmelie: the Ninjaa Turtles totally stole X-Man's NIghtcrawler's bit
James Frank: I would have them like this
incredulouspasserby: this is gonna be some good games
SittingOx:
funguslore:
gameslayer013: WOO
wamic:
Natedogg2: All I'm thinking is "they need a judge to clean up those wrappers from the table"
notthepenguins: oh boy
rand0mtask_: Ben's packs are nuts
Spacecarl: Gruul life!
Mr_Horrible: those peaks aren't gonna terrorize themselves, Ben
b1adewo1f64: ben getting banger after banger
cameron_in_the_hizous: very excited to see that guy in standard
beale_: Two gisa pool
Purestorm_: Gisa's getting around it seems
RockPusher: Shiny!
l0gin4me: That is how Gruul smashes
beale_: Jesus
TotalHell: One million mythics
GredGredmansson: double gisa
TXC2: 2 Gisas? oh no
polluxr: yaaay cam getting gisa too!
Mr_Horrible: can't wait for spiderman pointing at spiderman later
dabudder: I love to see cam winning
dabudder: nothing better
codycantfocus: SCORPION DRAGONNNN
GredGredmansson: uhoh
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beale_: Gisa is one of the best mythics of the set for limited, has to be
fishtail03: I started playing in 2020, I remember terror of the peaks vividlt
EhDecentCanadian: 4cmc 7/7 lmao
rand0mtask_: Oh no gruul turf war incoming
gameslayer013: lol Ben and G
hackingducks: wow so graham and ben are just in the same seat
TehAmelie: you had me at scorpion dragon
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Oh this is gonna turn into a fuster-cluck
wholovesclutch: heyheyhey/ lovethis way to showcase the draft. well played cool cats
Novacrasher: lol ben and graham are green red
Cheshire Creeper: H
control_rig: Oh nooooo G and Ben are Gruul bros
funguslore:
2 RG players beside each other
SirTrae: Feels like everyone is in at least one of their neighbor's colors
control_rig: That's a hilarious cardname
dabudder: god I hope the wealth gets back to cam
beale_: Real
DarkMorford:
Looking forward to Cameron getting dumpstered, as is tradition (Kidding, hope everyone does well!)
dabudder: NOOOOOO
b1adewo1f64: lol
funguslore: Yesss
DeviantHS: reminds me of my ravnica remastered draft where 3ppl besides each other were in jund.
cmdrud87: or just go again 4 colours and completely lose the plot
TehAmelie: in my head, OTJ stands for Orange Tagliatelle Juice
silv3r_54: GOTTEM
beale_: I feel like splashing is so easy in this set
Jonathan Petzold: Terror of the Peaks?! Let's Go!!
NewtyNewts: Uh oh, Jacqui's in the building!
RockPusher:
cameron_in_the_hizous: get his ass
beale_: YOOO
RockPusher: Sweater discourse strong in this meta
goldensunkn1ght5: Vraska
EhDecentCanadian: I want to know that small business
PsiMaster54: no but srsly, drop the sweater deets
dabudder: MINDSLAVER???
Sir_Louis: ooooyah
artemixia22: we all need the name of the small business
Sarah_Serinde:
Where do you think Jacqui learned this
goldensunkn1ght5: Awesome
TXC2: how dare Graham be such a great guy
MeagenImage: This is the Canadian equivalent of company drama, I guess?
funguslore:
There are so many mithycs 
GredGredmansson: now all Graham needs is Jace
beale_: Mindslaver is gonna be so funny in 2hg sealed
wamic: oh god mindslaver in limited
KharadBanar: Graham is not only an influencer, but also an influencee
Sarah: Such burns
James Frank: wish my group was this villainous.
Cheshire Creeper: Love to hear Mythic Rares are not rare…that’s good for formats
TXC2:
Mindslaver in brawl
Bugberry: Fortunately it doesn't make the opponnent discard
dabudder: LMAOOOOOO
funguslore:
northos:
ztghostie:
GredGredmansson: Loot!
silv3r_54: LOL
Mr_Horrible: you're not wrong
notthepenguins: lmfao
wamic:
annathoth: LOOT!!
Voidhawk42:
Mr_Bitterness: Yeah
cameron_in_the_hizous: the baby arrives!
b1adewo1f64: LOOT
cobalttulips:
Kingsgrave: that's fair
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: LOOT
totalelipse:
He was ahead of the memes
LidofLoathing: he's a little babey
wamic: the yordle
MedicCasts: Very fair
cmdrud87: loots art is... divisive
asthanius: they call me Big Possum
munocard: BIG POSSUM
gameslayer013: Big Poss!
Voidhawk42:
Graham's not wrong
MedicCasts: Just a little gnar
beale_: Smolder
NewtyNewts: What a mlem
hackingducks: it's not a league of legends character, it's a meowth
fishtail03: "it loops when you crime" is one of the sentences of all time in magic
BusTed:
luke__mtg: POSSUM
goldensunkn1ght5: I would pick the possum too
lightfut: Himb is great
goldensunkn1ght5: There is no doubt in my mind
totalelipse: Art by head of illustration at Riot btw
Mai_Andra: ♫ I love it when they call me Big Possum ♫
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Yeah!!! Izzet!
Marvoleath: Loot's art is literally made by an artist that did splash art for LoL
James Frank: everyone refers to Loot as a lol character....
Bugberry: It's more that League of Legends characters look like characters from other older franchises. Loot looks more like a Digimon.
TehAmelie: "crime" is not actually a verb in the crime rules (i hope)
niccus: all i wanna do is-
goldensunkn1ght5: Nice
GredGredmansson: i wanna take you for a ride ~
apocalyptic_squirrel: hell yeah Take You For A Ride references
Mr_Horrible: Live and let die!
Bugberry: They did one last set
beale_: The art style is League of Legends for sure but the design is not
SittingOx: street fighter representation matters
kynelwynn: Playing Marvel v Capcom 2 is a crime
Didero: !card take a ride
LRRbot: Take for a Ride [2R] | Sorcery | Take for a Ride has flash as long as you've committed a crime this turn. / Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.
cmdrud87: surprise!
TXC2: the not not not trojan horse
fishtail03: they did that last set though
Gaz-L: Wheeler fulfilling the prophecy by doing crimes
Nonregional: I think he’s more of a digimon
Nathan Sandler: I mean... Loot's artist is in fact a LoL artist, so makes sense.
Smargio: loot absolutely gave me smolder vibes
Jonathan Petzold: Good looking pulls so far.
Gaz-L: honestly, Oko is more of a Digimon
NathanLonghair: @loadingreadyrun Turns out MagicCon weekend passes to are sold out, so it’s Fri or Sun -details TBD I know- but do you know whether LRR will be there all days?
accountmadeforants: Omfg
SocraticMethod: !card bovine intervention
LRRbot: Bovine Intervention [1W] | Instant | Destroy target artifact or creature. Its controller creates a 2/2 white Ox creature token.
goldensunkn1ght5: That that is just fun
Bugberry: Steer Clear is my favorite card pun in this set.
MeagenImage: uuuuuuurgh Bovine Intervention
codycantfocus: bruther
ztghostie: I love smuggler's surprise, it implies the akroans jumped to thunder junction and realized they could bamboozle people with their neat horse trick again
LRRMTG_Judge: Snapback into an incoming mixup is not technically a crime by the current rules of Magic, but maybe they'll issue an errata. - Squirrel
matthaus_c: Beef Within
Sage0fMadness: @fishtail03 but it couldn't block
NrgSpoon: fits with Holy Cow
TehAmelie: there's a couple of Troys in the US, any of them down south?
OrkaOrkinus: "piveting"
kynelwynn: @LRRMTG_Judge we just call that happy birthday
ShaneLeeAtk: Yes, Troy, Alabama
Battzzaro: Is Oko dimir or simic?
GredGredmansson: UR, WB, UB, RW, RG, BG
fishtail03: simic
Spades_Slicc: I don't get the joke of Bovine Intervention?
TehAmelie: ah, so this is the Troyan Horse of Alabama
Jericu: Oko is simic
matthaus_c: @Spades_Slicc Divine Intervention
tryllebanjo: @Spades_Slicc Divine Intervetntion
Nonregional: Huh. So this is like when Alear was revealed and people said he/she looked like a vtuber model
niccus: most notorious for the Troy State vs DeVry basketball match
Spades_Slicc: ooooh that sucks
Bugberry: @TehAmelie there is a Troy texas.
SocraticMethod: @Spades_Slicc Bovine is cow-like
TehAmelie: even better
SileeOneNow: it is a holy cow
Kingsgrave: cool blink card
dabudder: when WHEELER says his deck is busted you know you're in troublew
funguslore:
Adam just disappears behind his hat wile reading his cards
Spades_Slicc: smdh Bovine Intervention doesn't even do anything related to Divine Intervention
Spades_Slicc: !card divine intervention
LRRbot: Divine Intervention [6WW] | Enchantment | Divine Intervention enters the battlefield with two intervention counters on it. / At the beginning of your upkeep, remove an intervention counter from Divine Intervention. / When you remove the last intervention counter from Divine Intervention, the game is a draw.
Spades_Slicc: !card bovine int
LRRbot: Bovine Intervention [1W] | Instant | Destroy target artifact or creature. Its controller creates a 2/2 white Ox creature token.
Sage0fMadness: Cows despise a draw
TXC2: bovine intervention: because Cow moos in mysterious ways
GredGredmansson: so most players are in Black and Red
Nonregional: Maybe Loot evolves into Oko
dabudder: I hope cam and graham have the sultai mirror
CLEwizard: Did they decide to draft instead of sealed?
HoboB0B_:
TehAmelie: i wonder if the card Holy Cow will fly in India :x
gnome_friend: Sheriff bans rootin'. Is tootin' next?
dabudder: @CLEwizard I believe they're doing both
Spades_Slicc: @CLEwizard one round of each I think
sephsays:
@CLEwizard The sealed was earlier
SocraticMethod: @CLEwizard There was one sealed at the start, now is draft. Later is commander
LRRMTG_Judge: @CLEwizard They did one round of sealed, and now three rounds of draft, followed up by a commander game - Natedogg
TXC2: CLEwizard no, we did one game of sealed and are now doing draft, later there will be commander
totumusmaximus:
if it is like murders we will not like drafting it for long
Spades_Slicc: @gnome_friend What's next, Hootin? Hollerin?
w1gum: BEN
CLEwizard: Ah...thank you...everyone
silv3r_54: re-moo-val
Jericu: Have you guys considered doing more prerecorded draft content? It's way easier for me to follow than the live draft stuff and I enjoy it a lot.
funguslore:
Ben
cameron_in_the_hizous: I wonder why ben took the hat off
control_rig: Oh my God @silv3r_54
wholovesclutch: that was great
EhDecentCanadian:
I refuse to believe my goat is washed
Cheshire Creeper: Thanks wheeler
smoke108: @Nonregional I mean Hakos Baelz is created by the artist for Alear
Sarah: RIP Ben
deskisdead: kathleens cup lmao
matthaus_c: the piss mug!
gnome_friend: @EhDecentCanadian Ethoslab?
EhDecentCanadian: The cup lmao
matthaus_c: piss mug piss mug
dabudder: kathleen i wish you luck. a confident wheeler is a scary wheeler
beale_: Is the second draft live?
unbanjitte: piss mug
Spades_Slicc: wait why didn't ben just wear glasses with the cork hat?
wordlessRage: lmao
cameron_in_the_hizous: whats kathleen drinking?
00busyhands: noooo where did the hat go?
luke__mtg: tale as old as time
lightfut: Wheeler is the best dice roller in history
jimfaindel: A pissy mug who always wins dice rolls, that one
Tom_Bruise: Benjamin "Dice Rigger" Wheeler prevails yet again
jimfaindel: Still, we love im
dabudder: @cameron_in_the_hizous read the mug. cmon
matthaus_c: the last time Wheeler lost a die roll on North 100 Showdown, Serge hadn't moved to Alberta
boredkid07:
l0rdrollin: wheeler committing crimes on and off the table
shurtal: man, i need to re-watch MXC
gnome_friend: Mercenary Solutions!
Graham_LRR: @jericu We have actually! hopefully we’ll get to that in the future.
Nonregional: Yeah, that’s why it was funny. And then they debuted Altaire, who was designed by the Three Houses artist
Daniel Solis: Bovine Intervention is top tier.
YareNiDaze: Wheeler extremely good at dice rolls... unless they're d20s.
xDasterrx: pretty sure flipping a coin to decide who goes first is fine no?
LRRbot: Malcolm, the Eyes [UR] | Legendary Creature — Siren Pirate [2/2] | Flying, haste / Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, investigate.
TXC2: drawing A card? sounds broken
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: except when playing D&D, Wheeler only rolls 1s there.
EhDecentCanadian: beep beep lmao
Marvoleath: go for the eyes, Malcolm!
Jericu: @graham_lrr awesome to hear!
kynelwynn: Malcolm goes noot noot
jimfaindel: Do not Malcom the eyes!
dabudder: turn 2 malcolm seems VERY good
LRRbot: Bovine Intervention [1W] | Instant | Destroy target artifact or creature. Its controller creates a 2/2 white Ox creature token.
gnome_friend: @Marvoleath A miniature giant space siren?
LRRbot: Irascible Wolverine [2R] | Creature — Wolverine [3/2] | When Irascible Wolverine enters the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. / Plot {2}{R}
Mr_Horrible: Who handed this man the Ox???
Nonregional: Oh, mercenary solutions. Classic reference
LRRbot: Malcolm, the Eyes [UR] | Legendary Creature — Siren Pirate [2/2] | Flying, haste / Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, investigate.
Jonathan Petzold: Rooting for Izzet!
Cheshire Creeper: That’s a TWO DROP????
LRRbot: Bovine Intervention [1W] | Instant | Destroy target artifact or creature. Its controller creates a 2/2 white Ox creature token.
LRRbot: Irascible Wolverine [2R] | Creature — Wolverine [3/2] | When Irascible Wolverine enters the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. / Plot {2}{R}
SocraticMethod: Bovine Intervention is a Cow Crime
sephsays: Malcom, the Ox!
garash2k: oh plotting is face up
LRRMTG_Judge: @xDasterrx Generally yes if both players are comfortable, but coin flips are a bit harder to make fair. What they're referencing though is various ways players sometimes improperly determine a winner (or try to), which is a Big No No for Magic events. - Squirrel
kynelwynn: All wolverines are Irascible
jimfaindel: Plot, goes the wolverine
polluxr: Irascible Xmen
Obos_TAB: SWISS CHEESE
Spades_Slicc: Who's in the garage?
stippledotter: So many cow tools
LRRbot: Inventive Wingsmith [2W] | Creature — Dwarf Artificer [2/4] | At the beginning of your end step, if you haven't cast a spell from your hand this turn and Inventive Wingsmith doesn't have a flying counter on it, put a flying counter on it.
LRRMTG_Judge: Yarp, you exile the plotted card face up. Everyone will know what you're planning - Natedogg
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Kingsgrave: man they've been making some nasty 2/4s lately.
Kit300: I move that Haste be changed to YeeHaw for this set.
LRRbot: Inventive Wingsmith [2W] | Creature — Dwarf Artificer [2/4] | At the beginning of your end step, if you haven't cast a spell from your hand this turn and Inventive Wingsmith doesn't have a flying cou…
blackcoat: barzarkar barrage!
LRRbot: Take for a Ride [2R] | Sorcery | Take for a Ride has flash as long as you've committed a crime this turn. / Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.
xDasterrx: @LRRMTG_Judge oh yes, nono for deciding winners. but thanks for the clarification =)
TheWarbo: what’s the point of a plot if you can’t monologue your genius at your opponent before you execute it
DMGlol: Another marvel reference,they're on a roll
Marvoleath: @Kit300 I content this with "giddy up" instead
DoodlestheGreat: When a wolverine enters the battlefield, it does whatever the hell it wants.
LRRMTG_Judge:
@xDasterrx No problem! - Squirrel
Marvoleath: contend*
dabudder: it does gain flying weirdly
just__fitz: It would get a flying counter at the end
LRRbot: Outlaw Stitcher [3U] | Creature — Human Warlock [1/4] | When Outlaw Stitcher enters the battlefield, create a 2/2 blue and black Zombie Rogue creature token, then put two +1/+1 counters on that token for each spell you've cast this turn other than the first. / Plot {4}{U}
SimWOT: would wheeler give flying if he did that
CanPlayGames: So how Thunderous is the Junction?
GredGredmansson: @just__fitz no it wouldn't Wheeler cast a spell this turn
BrowneePoints: yea you plot face up but it seems like they upped the power of the plot cards in comparison to foretell since they are known information
just__fitz: Not from his hand
dabudder: thats. very good
LRRMTG_Judge: Hmm. Is this a stitcher who is an outlaw, or a stitcher *of* outlaws? - Squirrel
polluxr:
Tom_Bruise: One bad word about the upcoming Marvel UB and cred's gonna be dried up
LRRbot: Take for a Ride [2R] | Sorcery | Take for a Ride has flash as long as you've committed a crime this turn. / Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste unti…
Justin Leach: That’s not a Wolverine reference so much as it is an Otaku Jeff reference
LRRbot: Outlaw Stitcher [3U] | Creature — Human Warlock [1/4] | When Outlaw Stitcher enters the battlefield, create a 2/2 blue and black Zombie Rogue creature token, then put two +1/+1 counters on that token…
LoadingReadyRun:
I don't think I've ever heard of a "Rascible Wolverine"
EvilBadman: @GredGredmansson from /their hand/
LRRMTG_Judge: @SimWOT He would, since Wheeler controls it during the end step, and would not have cast a spell from their hand that turn - Natedogg
dabudder: outlaw stitcher seems like a great blink card
GredGredmansson: oh true i missed that
Chichen: *raises hand* judge my opponent isnt wearing a cowboy hat
fishtail03: that card is nuts
jimfaindel: I'll allow it
LRRbot: Archmage's Newt [1U] | Creature — Salamander Mount [2/2] | Whenever Archmage's Newt deals combat damage to a player, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost. That card gains flashback {0} until end of turn instead if Archmage's Newt is saddled. / Saddle 3
gnome_friend:
NewtyNewts: IT ME!
KharadBanar: @LoadingReadyRun I think it's "irascible" as in "being able to be made irate"
Loren Farque: OTAKU JEEEFFFFF LESSGOOOO
LRRbot: Archmage's Newt [1U] | Creature — Salamander Mount [2/2] | Whenever Archmage's Newt deals combat damage to a player, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn…
LRRbot: Holy Cow [2W] | Creature — Ox Angel [2/2] | Flash / Flying / When Holy Cow enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life and scry 1.
dabudder: holy cow!
AceGun_: @NewtyNewts Congrats on your magic debut!
kristof162028: Shouldn't wheeler's zombie have 4 counters on it?
NarfBlinko: shouldn't there only be one counter on the zombie rogue
gnome_friend: @KharadBanar OH yeah, otherwise it would be irrascible
cameron_in_the_hizous: hey thats the sound horses make!
Battzzaro: is it just one matchup of draft?
RassilonDND: I argue it shouldve been a bovine Angel
GredGredmansson: @NarfBlinko it gets two counters for each spell
Obos_TAB: Ox angeelllll Ox angeelllll "Marty's Hand starts to disappear*
egyptcraze: wind drake's had a...heaven of an upgrade XD
NarfBlinko: nvm
jimfaindel: Reminds me of Kingdom Under Fire, where humans would fear the holy wrath of the Orc Angels
LRRbot: Rodeo Pyromancers [3R] | Creature — Human Mercenary [3/4] | Whenever you cast your first spell each turn, add {R}{R}.
LRRMTG_Judge: !card Outlaw Stitcher
LRRbot: Outlaw Stitcher [3U] | Creature — Human Warlock [1/4] | When Outlaw Stitcher enters the battlefield, create a 2/2 blue and black Zombie Rogue creature token, then put two +1/+1 counters on that token for each spell you've cast this turn other than the first. / Plot {4}{U}
LowUpsideCJ: nope off incoming
LRRbot: Holy Cow [2W] | Creature — Ox Angel [2/2] | Flash / Flying / When Holy Cow enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life and scry 1.
LRRbot: Rodeo Pyromancers [3R] | Creature — Human Mercenary [3/4] | Whenever you cast your first spell each turn, add {R}{R}.
thecrownjules_: were on a card, mom
wamic: welcome to the rodeo
roastbeefsandwitch: sweet enabler!
LRRbot: Reckless Lackey [R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [1/2] | First strike, haste / {2}{R}, Sacrifice Reckless Lackey: Draw a card and create a Treasure token.
kynelwynn: Storm enabler
GredGredmansson: 1/2
just__fitz: Its the anti ragavan
multeyemeteor: Holy Cow, from the stable to the steeple
Naarius: Raging Goblin has grown up so much
BrowneePoints: excuse me
ztghostie: why does it have TWO toughness
BrowneePoints: That’s Zoro from One Piece
roastbeefsandwitch: that's a COMMON?
LRRMTG_Judge: @kristof162028 Nope, Wheeler cast two spells total that turn, so that's two counters "for each spell [...] other than the first", aka two counters total. - Squirrel
jimfaindel: Reckless lackey is an improved version of goldhound, I like it!
kynelwynn: Mogg Fanatic and Reckless Goblin both rather sad
cmdrud87: remember raging gobliin? This is how he looks now. Feel old yet?
frogmaster1982: Even Zoro made it to Thunder Junction
LRRbot: Reckless Lackey [R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [1/2] | First strike, haste / {2}{R}, Sacrifice Reckless Lackey: Draw a card and create a Treasure token.
jagehtso: Of course Cam gets to be one who gets Villainous Wealth'd
Carlioo41: this is the normal draft and not the sealed draft, right? just got here
Gaz-L: gobbo lin
Sarah: Yes this is draft
Sarah: They played some sealed earlier in stream
jagehtso: Paupin' off
blackcoat: This is 100 going into my pauper cube.
okun: Graham Cam Slam Jam
BrowneePoints: look at the Stance. that ain’t a goblin, that’s Roronoa Zoro
Mr_Horrible: only a monkey can stop a monkey
multeyemeteor: Auntie Ragavan
TXC2:
is this set like a modern horizons set for pauper?
LRRbot: Explosive Derailment [R] | Instant | Spree / + {2} — Explosive Derailment deals 4 damage to target creature. / + {2} — Destroy target artifact.
jimfaindel: No, just commons and uncommons have been getting a lot better for the last couple set
LRRbot: Resilient Roadrunner [1R] | Creature — Bird [2/2] | Haste, protection from Coyotes / {3}: Resilient Roadrunner can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste.
GredGredmansson: meep meep
LRRMTG_Judge:
@jimfaindel Without wishing to disagree with you, worth noting that Goldhound is an artifact and a Treasure itself, so it has some mana-efficient synergy. - Squirrel
TehAmelie: but wait, why does he have 3 swords and only 1 power?
BrowneePoints: meep meep
kynelwynn: meep meep!
Laserbeaks_Fury: MEEP MEEP
gameslayer013: pro coyotes LOL
cmdrud87: meep meep
GredGredmansson: bub
gnome_friend:
RixtonSnek: oh wow
cameron_in_the_hizous: you asked
Laserbeaks_Fury: SNIKT
Cheshire Creeper: Oh hey it is isn’t it
LRRbot: Explosive Derailment [R] | Instant | Spree / + {2} — Explosive Derailment deals 4 damage to target creature. / + {2} — Destroy target artifact.
blackcoat: "My monkey kills your monkey"
LRRbot: Resilient Roadrunner [1R] | Creature — Bird [2/2] | Haste, protection from Coyotes / {3}: Resilient Roadrunner can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste.
Joseph Madre: meep meep
Carlioo41: meep meep
jimfaindel: Accurate
LRRMTG_Judge: The Magic rules state that Wheeler has to make that ox noise again - Squirrel
HoboB0B_:
EhDecentCanadian:
BrowneePoints: actually that’s not far off
LRRbot: Shepherd of the Clouds [4W] | Creature — Pegasus [4/3] | Flying, vigilance / When Shepherd of the Clouds enters the battlefield, return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to your hand. Return that card to the battlefield instead if you control a Mount.
NrgSpoon: bub
YareNiDaze: @gameslayer013 and there's a coyote in this set that's based on Wile E.
niccus: i. i wouldn't argue against that
cmdrud87: the wolverine goes: DEADPOOL!!!
Mr_Horrible: the Wolverine goes "Eh?"
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: What does the fox say??
KaleidoscopeCowboy: the wolverine goes “beserker barrage”
ibuko_mioda: But what does the fox say?
dabudder: that art is majestic AF
undecided44: The wolverine clearly goes 'bub'
salamisuperstar: Sorry mom
LRRbot: Holy Cow [2W] | Creature — Ox Angel [2/2] | Flash / Flying / When Holy Cow enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life and scry 1.
Mr_Horrible: because he's Canadian, you see
Kingsgrave: big yelp
ExachixKitsune: The fox says "no please I just want to go back to bed"
just__fitz: Protection from coyotes, surprisingly good against changling decks
TheWarbo: wolverine says “Go Blue”
TXC2: the wolverine goes "are you beer?"
LRRMTG_Judge: @KaleidoscopeCowboy Some say a wolverine's favourite food is Swiss cheese - Squirrel
TehAmelie: the wolverine says "if you can hear this, you're too close"
Simonark: Serious question, is the onomatopoeia deck a sound strategy?
BrowneePoints: wolverines make some intense snarls and growls and chuffs. they ARE mustelids
marjorie_donnelly72: <message deleted>cutt.ly/ew8ZZjuZ
gnome_friend: Why are all cats cats but wolves, dogs, jackals, and coyotes are all different?
Dromos_GHG: coyote and roadrunner cards are a little panorama image together
zazamos: ???
LRRbot: Shepherd of the Clouds [4W] | Creature — Pegasus [4/3] | Flying, vigilance / When Shepherd of the Clouds enters the battlefield, return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your grave…
James Frank: snikt
LRRbot: Holy Cow [2W] | Creature — Ox Angel [2/2] | Flash / Flying / When Holy Cow enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life and scry 1.
ratbou: yes, snikt
jan Melantu: The wolverine goes “bub”
SeanTheCrow: the Wolverine goes "I'm the best there is at what I do" and "listen up bub"
Joseph Madre: Congratulations on knowing the animal noises Wheeler we are very proud :face-red-heart-shape:
blackcoat: What are "mounts" again?
ibuko_mioda: Wheres the Beep Beep sheep? or the Meow Meow Cow?
LRRMTG_Judge: @gnome_friend Pour one out for Hound. - Squirrel
jimfaindel: They erratad hounds into dogs a little while ago, I imagine coyotes and jackals will eventually get that too
Fanklok: The wolverine says "bub"
GredGredmansson: @gnome_friend because people don't generally call all those lupine/canine/etc animals "dogs"
TXC2: gnome_friend cats are cats no matter their size
jimfaindel: Tigers and Lions are cats tho
wholovesclutch: always sunny reference
BloodnBullets:
@fanklok
MeagenImage: I call every animal I don't recognise "weird dog"
LRRbot: Ferocification [2R] | Enchantment | At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose one — / • Target creature you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn. / • Target creature you control gains menace and haste until end of turn.
kynelwynn: This set is halfway to an Un set
okun: Mounts are a new creature type. They have the "saddle" ability, which works kind of like crew, but at sorcery speed
Carlioo41: creature vehicles basically?
Gaz-L: basically creatures you can crew, yeah
Nonregional: Sorta like vehicles, but you can only saddle as a sorcery, and mounts are always creatures
RJR8: Is this the new name for the pre-prerelease?
James Frank: can be mounted by creatures at least power of n a sorcery speed. get additional effects
LRRbot: Ferocification [2R] | Enchantment | At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose one — / • Target creature you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn. / • Target creature you control gains menace an…
okun: A 'saddled' mount gains some sort of benefit, usually from attacking
Bugberry: How is it a boombox? Looks like a box of dynamite.
polluxr: there's a centaur with spurs on his hooves
Juliamon: Th(UN)der Junction
kynelwynn: Thank you Juliamon
Laserbeaks_Fury: That's an interesting way to do an aura
Bugberry: Magic has been silly since the beginning.
Simonark: Halfway?
DarkMorford: @Juliamon Brilliant.
Angreed66: @MeagenImage I'm of the opinion that dogs are the weird x's
krfsm: @Bugberry wouldn't a box of dynamite *literally* be a boombox?
NewtyNewts: @Juliamon Thunder J(UN)ction
LoadingReadyRun: @polluxr That open's up a whole can of questions
niccus: under unction
jimfaindel: Un sets are legal now, so we should get used to the silliness
ArmstrongRGM96X: @MeagenImage Not for nothing, but "Creature - Weird Dog" is a valid, if unusual, MTG type line
LRRMTG_Judge: @Bugberry that happens to be the pun on the card, as I recall - Squirrel
Jonathan Petzold: mounts work like enlist but instead of boosting stats they get additional abilities...
Carlioo41: enlist is another good way of describing it yeah
blackcoat: @RJR8 no, they're still working on the official contract for PPRs, so they're just doing this one off while they get that worked out
okun: Enlist happens when you choose to attack. Saddling is at sorcery speed, so it needs to happen before attackers are declared.
James Frank: two off now
gnome_friend:
@ArmstrongRGM96X We need to see that
just__fitz: Just noticed Wheelers deck name, a real sleeper hit
GredGredmansson: make room for more boom
LRRbot: Plan the Heist [2UU] | Sorcery | Surveil 3 if you have no cards in hand. Then draw three cards. / Plot {3}{U}
Bugberry: @krfsm fair
TXC2:
ArmstrongRGM96X the simic/Izzet alliance right there
gnome_friend:
@TehAmelie Then imagine a picture of a domestic cat and a tiger together
TehAmelie: :3
ArmstrongRGM96X: @gnome_friend Next time we go to Ravnica for sure
polluxr: and that Ferocification card highlights how awful must be to have an Omenpath to Ikoria. They need to patrol that thing 24/7
goldensunkn1ght5: Oh he got another shock
McMenno: OOF
AllTheWeasels:
Carlioo41: slow enlist! :v
LRRbot: Plan the Heist [2UU] | Sorcery | Surveil 3 if you have no cards in hand. Then draw three cards. / Plot {3}{U}
James Frank: faster enlist, since can use summoning sick creatures
YareNiDaze: @ArmstrongRGM96X Ikoria says hi!
QuixoticScrivener: Ben setting off my Siri...
GredGredmansson: !card Outlaw's Fury
LRRbot: Outlaws' Fury [2R] | Instant | Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. If you control an outlaw, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.
LRRbot: Holy Cow [2W] | Creature — Ox Angel [2/2] | Flash / Flying / When Holy Cow enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life and scry 1.
northos: @polluxr *distant sounds of Pacific Rim music*
Valfreyja69: Holy cow!
goldensunkn1ght5: land
jimfaindel: If Ikoria wants to say hi, tell it we're not home
goldensunkn1ght5: I saw land
TXC2: A WHAT BEN?!
LRRbot: Slick Sequence [UR] | Instant | Slick Sequence deals 2 damage to any target. If you've cast another spell this turn, draw a card.
niccus: !card Great Train Heist
LRRbot: Great Train Heist [R] | Instant | Spree / + {2}{R} — Untap all creatures you control. If it's your combat phase, there is an additional combat phase after this phase. / + {2} — Creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain first strike until end of turn. / + {R} — Choose target opponent. Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to that player this turn, create a tapped Treasure token.
Obos_TAB: so humane
Juliamon: cattle: prodded
polluxr: @northos now I need an Ikoria X Kamigawa set
FreePIeb: c D: w
TristalMTG: Missed opportunity to Shock the Monkey
funguslore:
'Arena interface shows 3 top, 0 bottem' and you go
SnowBuddy18: is shock the cow the new shock the monkey?
Simonark: Someone claimed a whole six hours of cow noise puns was a new low.
Kingsgrave: don't you know you gonna
Mumpaaah: OTJ's version of bolt the bird, shock the cow.
LRRbot: Holy Cow [2W] | Creature — Ox Angel [2/2] | Flash / Flying / When Holy Cow enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life and scry 1.
LRRbot: Slick Sequence [UR] | Instant | Slick Sequence deals 2 damage to any target. If you've cast another spell this turn, draw a card.
Carlioo41: sure are a lot of winged cows today
dravman: shock the bovine
TXC2:
funguslore I concede at that point
Chesul: I would argue the monkey Chimps.
Bugberry: I wonder if that "monkey" goes into Goblins
McMenno: that is NOT a monkey
control_rig: Hah! Chimp Block
Simonark: More a Cattle the Wreckage
gnome_friend: Ixalan goblins are little guys
ArmstrongRGM96X: @polluxr Never has the Marshal Pentecost "you, keep talking" reaction been more appropriate
stippledotter: Whatever it is, it's high steaks
matthaus_c: monkey goblins!
Desomas: A Glonkey
funguslore:
@txc2 Fair
jimfaindel: OR all monkeys come from goblins!
Veshnikard: No Newt trigger?
sephsays: @Mumpaaah Ox Shocks
matthaus_c: ragavan is an honorary goblin
Angreed66: The common? mana dork is a bird though
YareNiDaze: Sheriff don't like it! Chump the monkey! Chump the monkey!
Tom_Bruise: I can't help but think of monkeys and goblins as always having been freaky
LSRubin: a McClunky
jimfaindel: And Ixalan goblins are just higher up the genetic chain
Wolfstrike_NL: If it eats a banana, is it a monkey?
LRRbot: Hellspur Brute [4R] | Creature — Minotaur Mercenary [5/4] | Affinity for outlaws / Trample
ShaneLeeAtk: Monkey Baby Goblin
jan Melantu: Huh draw 3s are busted
Cheshire Creeper: Izzet looks STRONG
blackcoat: does wheeler get priority at any point after the cow enters but before kathleen declares blockers?
Bugberry: I love how Goblins are the most diverse "intelligent" race in Magic.
gnome_friend: @jimfaindel The what chain?
GredGredmansson: @Veshnikard oh right there is a newt trigger but it only lasts to end of turn anyway and I don't think he had anything casting
LRRbot: Explosive Derailment [R] | Instant | Spree / + {2} — Explosive Derailment deals 4 damage to target creature. / + {2} — Destroy target artifact.
gnome_friend: @Bugberry Humans are also pretty diverse...
Sage0fMadness: famous last words Kathleen
jimfaindel: @gnome_friend The genetic chain that starts with goblins and ends with monkeys. All monkeys come from goblins I say!
KharadBanar: @Bugberry maybe "sentient" is a better word?
TXC2:
Bugberry you mean sentient, goblins are FAR from intelligent
LRRbot: Hellspur Brute [4R] | Creature — Minotaur Mercenary [5/4] | Affinity for outlaws / Trample
Nonregional: Scryfall will show you Ixalan goblins if you look for cards with monkeys in the art
James Frank: yes. both people must pass priority to move on
LRRbot: Explosive Derailment [R] | Instant | Spree / + {2} — Explosive Derailment deals 4 damage to target creature. / + {2} — Destroy target artifact.
polluxr: Wheeler drafted excellently
SocraticMethod: BOMBS AND TRAINS AND SABOTAGE - love my boy Breeches
YareNiDaze: @TXC2 except all the ones that are?
McMenno: the prismari deck?
just__fitz: Plot is better than I thought
ChillyCru: interesting mug
kynelwynn: There's a few places that have goblins with rather competent intelligence
jimfaindel: Monkeys have goblin ascendency, not the other way around
gnome_friend: I dispute most definitions of sentience and intelligence, but eh
codycantfocus: @McMenno no
Bugberry: @TXC2 I guess, in D&D terms, having an intelligence greater than 1 counts as "being intelligent".
EhDecentCanadian: The mug lmao
Falannt: but we are from ravnica to build a commucation-network
Simonark: Applying fire to cows in the Cowboy set? That’s on brand
kynelwynn: Ravnican goblins are pretty smart, as are Fioran ones )Daretti, for example)
LoadingReadyRun:
MtG Community: "Will there ever be a cowboy set?" WotC: "When cows fly"
niccus: plot and foretell feel flipped in flavor, but i'd still rather have the mechanic than not
codycantfocus: i need that mug
YareNiDaze: @Simonark Moo... I mean BOO
cameron_in_the_hizous: moooooo
Nonregional: Niv Mizzet would appreciate people using his brand on other planes
Spal Tunes: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
averythetiger: But I could have a marshmallow NOW!
just__fitz: Just reminded me. Has every Canadian done their taxes.
polluxr: @LoadingReadyRun booo paul, Booo! hahaha
SmashTCG: hey, remember when you could deposit money in a saveings account and make money
kynelwynn: Heck, the conceit to MErcadian goblins was that they weren't little maniac self-desteutive lunatics, iirc
Ra_V1237: Cathleen sideboarding in that Wrath of God
NewtyNewts: Lucy's got the football again...
just__fitz: Who is Linus
jan Melantu: This is the most ADHD move
Spal Tunes: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw
James Frank: Wheeler just trying to demoralize Kathleen... it is super effective
jimfaindel: Tis tax season for all 3 north-american countries. Go forth and declare, everybody!
matthaus_c: we saw Ben play Carhunt
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NewtyNewts: I guess Beej is the Schroeder?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: if ben is snoopy does that make Adam Woodstock
Simonark: Look, the bovine puns tend to steer the conversation but I think we can stomach it, again and again
LSRubin: is it a soccer ball in Canada???
SocraticMethod: That's harsh, Ben
YareNiDaze: "UnarmedOracle is typing..."
jimfaindel: Cameron is clearly Snoopy
omdorastrix: Who would be the trombones off screen?
Cheshire Creeper: Wheeler’s Garfield
Spal Tunes: Linus rules
Seth_Erickson: That is children in general
GredGredmansson: the world hates charlie brown
Juliamon: Kids are real shits
SocraticMethod: @omdorastrix Paul
ShaneLeeAtk: James
kynelwynn: The original comic was brutal
Simonark: Nelson is all the trombones
jimfaindel: It's a hockey thingy!
TXC2: Canadian has their own kind of football
Dalrint: Schultz threatened to quit when his editor refused to let him put a black kid in his comic. He was always kind of subversive
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Jonathan Petzold: Adam seems a Linus.
McMenno: SHEESH
BrindleBoar: Ben "Foil Defender" Wheeler
niccus: that's a dq
Tom_Bruise: *bends cards* "Why are my cards bent?"
WandersWithBlender: @BrindleBoar premier foil defender of the format
NewtyNewts: It me
LRRbot: Archmage's Newt [1U] | Creature — Salamander Mount [2/2] | Whenever Archmage's Newt deals combat damage to a player, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost. That card gains flashback {0} until end of turn instead if Archmage's Newt is saddled. / Saddle 3
BlueMechanic: That is a good newt
matthaus_c: move to Newt Newt step
Mumpaaah: Newt newt step called
gnome_friend: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Mushrooms of Energy Bolt Throwing
LRRbot: Inventive Wingsmith [2W] | Creature — Dwarf Artificer [2/4] | At the beginning of your end step, if you haven't cast a spell from your hand this turn and Inventive Wingsmith doesn't have a flying counter on it, put a flying counter on it.
just__fitz: This seems familiar
SittingOx: WHO lives in a swamp now WHEELER?
omdorastrix: Ben(t) Cards
LRRbot: Nimble Brigand [2U] | Creature — Human Rogue [1/3] | Nimble Brigand can't be blocked if you've committed a crime this turn. / Whenever Nimble Brigand deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
gnome_friend: It's Joker!
LRRbot: Archmage's Newt [1U] | Creature — Salamander Mount [2/2] | Whenever Archmage's Newt deals combat damage to a player, target instant or sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn…
LRRbot: Inventive Wingsmith [2W] | Creature — Dwarf Artificer [2/4] | At the beginning of your end step, if you haven't cast a spell from your hand this turn and Inventive Wingsmith doesn't have a flying cou…
LRRbot: Nimble Brigand [2U] | Creature — Human Rogue [1/3] | Nimble Brigand can't be blocked if you've committed a crime this turn. / Whenever Nimble Brigand deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
Jonathan Petzold: Cameron would be the kid who plays piano (what's his name)?
Nonregional: Schroeder
cameron_in_the_hizous: yeah for sure man, riffle shuffling would obviously bend the cards like that. no other reason why those cards could bend
kynelwynn: just draw. not even draw and discard!
frogmaster1982: You'll never see him coming
apocalyptic_squirrel: that brigand seems incredible, certainly one of the better Scroll Thieves they've printed
matthaus_c: forbidian gaming
Simonark: Expecting that you can put a whole deck of foil cow cards away and expecting them to stay flat is putting a lot of stock in your deck box
LRRbot: Lassoed by the Law [3W] | Enchantment | When Lassoed by the Law enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until Lassoed by the Law leaves the battlefield. / When Lassoed by the Law enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery."
Chichen: noot noot
NewtyNewts: Gak!
McMenno: that's a crime!
lightfut: Priced to newt newt step?
SocraticMethod: The worst part of it is that foil problem has already been solved but WotC contracts to a print house that doesn't do it correctly
TXC2: big pengu = the dad?
McMenno: the law is committing a crime
Mumpaaah: No noots for newts
LSRubin: Lassoed by the Law is a crime
okun: lol
Steven Taylor: OK, I'm catching up so am way behind, but did I just see a potential card for Bear Force 1 that will let a bear ride a bear?
okun: Schroeder is definitely cam
LRRbot: Lassoed by the Law [3W] | Enchantment | When Lassoed by the Law enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until Lassoed by the Law leaves the battlefield. / When Las…
Cheshire Creeper: Love me a haunting figment
James Frank: linus is the one with a blanket
lightfut: Cops doing crimes? No way.
kynelwynn: Crooked sherrifs and hangin' judges
just__fitz: Pingu is excellent, because it is the perfect international cartoon.
gnome_friend: The legal system decides what is and is not a crime
TheElrad: @LSRubin Here we see the violence inherent in the system
SmashTCG: extralegal newt
Kingsgrave: nice
Alex_Frostfire: Hindering Light is on the crime sheet.
Simonark: Got to be the first time that’s ever happened
LRRbot: Rodeo Pyromancers [3R] | Creature — Human Mercenary [3/4] | Whenever you cast your first spell each turn, add {R}{R}.
jimfaindel: All sheriffs are bastards
TuckstheRulesLawyer: cops committing crimes?
Bearudite: collared by ham
SittingOx:
that's a loaded conversation ben
accountmadeforants: "Bite Down on Crime" is also a crime
CosmoRose6: typical law enforcement
polluxr: I mean, if you don't subscribe to the same laws and get arrested that's a crime, yeah
TXC2: law enforcement is a crime in and off itself you say?
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LRRbot: Hellspur Brute [4R] | Creature — Minotaur Mercenary [5/4] | Affinity for outlaws / Trample
LRRMTG_Judge: Casting Arrest itself is, in fact, a crime - Squirrel
kynelwynn: Secretly the Brokers mechanic, Ben
accountmadeforants: However, most importantly, Crime is a Crime
okun: do we even have a linus?
LRRbot: Rodeo Pyromancers [3R] | Creature — Human Mercenary [3/4] | Whenever you cast your first spell each turn, add {R}{R}.
Octagone: Only as a treat
Ryan Chilton: My group's favorite is that Crimestopper Sprite is a crime.
Nonregional: Paul maybe
LRRbot: Hellspur Brute [4R] | Creature — Minotaur Mercenary [5/4] | Affinity for outlaws / Trample
gnome_friend: !card punishment
LRRbot: Found 7 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
accountmadeforants: !card Crime // Punishment
LRRbot: Crime // Punishment | Crime [3WB] | Sorcery | Put target creature or enchantment card from an opponent's graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. // Punishment [XBG] | Sorcery | Destroy each artifact, creature, and enchantment with mana value X.
Bearudite: your newt is so clean
LRRbot: Take for a Ride [2R] | Sorcery | Take for a Ride has flash as long as you've committed a crime this turn. / Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.
jimfaindel: Edict effects, notably not crimes!
LightningFelix: i'm a big fan of the face that Crime is a crime and Punishment isn't
ghizmou: Suspiciously, WOTC doesn't consider greed to be a crime
LRRbot: Outlaw Stitcher [3U] | Creature — Human Warlock [1/4] | When Outlaw Stitcher enters the battlefield, create a 2/2 blue and black Zombie Rogue creature token, then put two +1/+1 counters on that token for each spell you've cast this turn other than the first. / Plot {4}{U}
SocraticMethod: Wow that foil is _warped_
polluxr: oofa and doofa
Chichen: jeez
funguslore: That was nuts
LRRMTG_Judge: @jimfaindel Many edict effects target an opponent, so those would still be crimes! (Fleshbag Marauder is totally legit though...) - Squirrel
LRRbot: Take for a Ride [2R] | Sorcery | Take for a Ride has flash as long as you've committed a crime this turn. / Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste unti…
LRRbot: Outlaw Stitcher [3U] | Creature — Human Warlock [1/4] | When Outlaw Stitcher enters the battlefield, create a 2/2 blue and black Zombie Rogue creature token, then put two +1/+1 counters on that token…
Jakob Vindelbo: Waiiiiit there it's not called preprerelease anymore?
Cheshire Creeper: Okay yeah Izzet’s Cracked
BrowneePoints: I mean, historically, the west did have a lot of European settlers working together. The whole loan ranger aesthetic is actually an invention of the mid century Hollywood western movie.
gnome_friend: Crime is a social construct; they had do define it somehow for this
KaleidoscopeCowboy: oh my god that thing says two counters? thats crazy
DeviantHS: isnt it a 3/3? "for each spell you've cast this turn other than the first. "
niccus: Indicate would be a crime
LRRbot: Stagecoach Security [4W] | Creature — Human Soldier [4/5] | When Stagecoach Security enters the battlefield, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn. / Plot {3}{W}
BrowneePoints: And the historical W. Was Way more gay than you think. A lot of trans folks who moved out west and transitioned because of the freedom and new life offered.
control_rig: Ooof!
KaleidoscopeCowboy: @devianths its two counters for each
BrowneePoints: Erst*
polluxr: "This is stagecoach security" is something you hear in a megaphone
BrowneePoints: west**
polluxr: "Drop your weapons and surrender"
TXC2: BrowneePoints rugged individualism has been a myth throughout history
DeviantHS: @KaleidoscopeCowboy ohhh damn thats crazy with plot
okun: @Jakob Vindelbo This is in lieu of a preprerelease, not replacing them
LRRbot: Stagecoach Security [4W] | Creature — Human Soldier [4/5] | When Stagecoach Security enters the battlefield, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn. / Plot {3}{W}
okun: Theres a contracting thing still happening
Sarah: !showcase
Gaoramon: It's not technically a PPR - the contract with Wizards is still being sorted. They're trying out a new format in the meantime
Nonregional: We might need a bot command for why it’s called the pre-launch showcase
James Frank: not funded by wotc, so need to use a different name while contract being worked out
Sarah: There is a bot command, we're just still ironing out YT bot stuff
just__fitz: Stagecoach has not aged acceptionally well
just__fitz: exceptionally
KaleidoscopeCowboy: yeah stitcher seems like a uncommon bomb
roastbeefsandwitch: @BrowneePoints I believe it. Popular history in no way reflects actual history in most cases. Also, most social movements aren't strictly new, just new to the recent generation
LRRbot: Explosive Derailment [R] | Instant | Spree / + {2} — Explosive Derailment deals 4 damage to target creature. / + {2} — Destroy target artifact.
LRRbot: The OTJ Showcase isn’t a “Pre-Prerelease” because LRR don’t yet have that contract finalized with WotC. So, instead of focusing on Prerelease Sealed, LRR are showing off three different formats. WotC…
Nonregional: Ok, way ahead of me
Wesley Clinton: Literally "legaly distinct"
Sarah: There it is, it's just slow XD
Sarah: Hmm also cut off
Jakob Vindelbo: Thx for this, gonna watch the explainer earlier on then catch up!
Joseph Madre: its just building anticipation for the rest of it
James Frank: don't worry, bot. We know you are trying your best
LRRbot: Slick Sequence [UR] | Instant | Slick Sequence deals 2 damage to any target. If you've cast another spell this turn, draw a card.
cobalttulips: i love breeches flavor text so much
polluxr: they should have given Wheeler Breeches the way this man is exploding everything
LRRbot: Discerning Peddler [1R] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/2] | When Discerning Peddler enters the battlefield, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
KaleidoscopeCowboy: god thats a gross turn
imdanielholt: Ben, have you tried being nice to Kathleen. This is a crime!
accountmadeforants: Other fun crimes: Fiery Justice, Karmic Justice
KharadBanar: he can't keep getting away with this
Rgontownik: did he miss drawing off 1/3 hit?
Sir_Louis: gash just a whole lotta magic happening
just__fitz: Wheelers card snapping is a new ASMR
niccus: it's only a crime if it's targeted niceness
apocalyptic_squirrel: Nice to see Kathleen on North 100 Showdown!
AllTheWeasels: Seems deece
garash2k: this izzet deck is good at drawing cards gog damn
GredGredmansson: both of @Rgontownik no
Battzzaro: I've never seen a more illegal turn
LRRbot: Reckless Lackey [R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [1/2] | First strike, haste / {2}{R}, Sacrifice Reckless Lackey: Draw a card and create a Treasure token.
LRRbot: Explosive Derailment [R] | Instant | Spree / + {2} — Explosive Derailment deals 4 damage to target creature. / + {2} — Destroy target artifact.
Nonregional: The pre-launch showcase is a 2020 green card. Mucho texto
Joseph Madre: cmon lrrbot you can do this
Daimon: so what you're saying is this is a prepreprerelease?
LRRbot: Slick Sequence [UR] | Instant | Slick Sequence deals 2 damage to any target. If you've cast another spell this turn, draw a card.
Sarah: Also thank you to Qrpth who has been doing lots of work on it
LRRbot: Discerning Peddler [1R] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/2] | When Discerning Peddler enters the battlefield, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
Jakob Vindelbo: some could say ppprrreeerelease???
TXC2:
wheeler did about 500 things and isn't even a combo deck
Bugberry: Unsettled but enjoyable
LRRbot: Seize the Secrets [2U] | Sorcery | This spell costs {1} less to cast if you've committed a crime this turn. / Draw two cards.
KaleidoscopeCowboy: this format seems powerful from my limited view of it
fsforwardsound: pyromancer is so good
Carlioo: wait, draw 2 for 2 mana if you commit a crime? this set is wild lol
Sage0fMadness: sneeze the sneakrets
LRRbot: Bovine Intervention [1W] | Instant | Destroy target artifact or creature. Its controller creates a 2/2 white Ox creature token.
LRRbot: Reckless Lackey [R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [1/2] | First strike, haste / {2}{R}, Sacrifice Reckless Lackey: Draw a card and create a Treasure token.
jan Melantu: Damn that was a slick sequence
Octagone: Holy moly that was a slick turn
LRRbot: Seize the Secrets [2U] | Sorcery | This spell costs {1} less to cast if you've committed a crime this turn. / Draw two cards.
Christian Vögl: I fear wizards might decide to not fund any further PPRs as long as LRR contiues to make similar content for free
LRRbot: Bovine Intervention [1W] | Instant | Destroy target artifact or creature. Its controller creates a 2/2 white Ox creature token.
Sarah: @Christian Vögl LRR is not worried about that
LRRbot: One Last Job [2W] | Sorcery | Spree / + {2} — Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / + {1} — Return target Mount or Vehicle card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / + {1} — Return target Aura or Equipment card from your graveyard to the battlefield attached to a creature you control.
Sage0fMadness: rich in anti-ox-idants
LRRbot: Malcolm, the Eyes [UR] | Legendary Creature — Siren Pirate [2/2] | Flying, haste / Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, investigate.
just__fitz: Whiskey for my men, beer for my snorses
rogerivany: Do spree cards do anything if you don't pay the spree?
KaleidoscopeCowboy: grant us eyes
Sarah: James specifically talked about it on his home stream today
LRRbot: One Last Job [2W] | Sorcery | Spree / + {2} — Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. / + {1} — Return target Mount or Vehicle card from your graveyard to the battlefield.…
LRRbot: Malcolm, the Eyes [UR] | Legendary Creature — Siren Pirate [2/2] | Flying, haste / Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, investigate.
LRRbot: Take the Fall [U] | Instant | Target creature gets −1/−0 until end of turn. It gets −4/−0 until end of turn instead if you control an outlaw. / Draw a card.
Bruceski: "Raise you and the horde you rode in on! And your hat."
Bruceski: *horse
Earthenone: why did you cast malcom on the left? clearly he should be in the middle
Bugberry: @rogerivany you have to pay the additional cost.
TXC2: rogerivany you HAVE to pay at least one spree
LRRMTG_Judge: @rogerivany You must cast it with at least one mode chosen. You can't cast it with zero modes - Natedogg
SittingOx: hey ben could you please put malcom in between all your other creatures?
rogerivany: Thank you
GredGredmansson:
gnome_friend: !findquote clue
LRRbot: Quote #2271: "I got to crack Clues and durdle, so I'm happy right now." —Kathleen [2016-04-08]
LRRbot: Steer Clear [W] | Instant | Steer Clear deals 2 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. Steer Clear deals 4 damage to that creature instead if you controlled a Mount as you cast this spell.
polluxr: @SittingOx took me a second hahaha
McMenno: F
LRRbot: Irascible Wolverine [2R] | Creature — Wolverine [3/2] | When Irascible Wolverine enters the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. / Plot {2}{R}
LRRbot: Take the Fall [U] | Instant | Target creature gets −1/−0 until end of turn. It gets −4/−0 until end of turn instead if you control an outlaw. / Draw a card.
Sarah: Trust that LRR will make decisions that are right for them, and know that they have more info on what's happening behind the scenes than chat does
Jonathan Petzold: What card from this set are you most excited to play?
Nonregional: The PPR is very good for Wizards. It showcases the new cards, encourages people to attend their own PRs, and lets them highlight diverse creators
LRRbot: Steer Clear [W] | Instant | Steer Clear deals 2 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. Steer Clear deals 4 damage to that creature instead if you controlled a Mount as you cast this spell.
DeM0nFiRe: Is Kathleen's deck entirely made up of cow puns?\
LRRbot: Nimble Brigand [2U] | Creature — Human Rogue [1/3] | Nimble Brigand can't be blocked if you've committed a crime this turn. / Whenever Nimble Brigand deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
kynelwynn: Kathleen got all the cows, huh
Carlioo: plot the wolverine
LRRbot: Outlaw Medic [1W] | Creature — Human Rogue [1/3] | Lifelink / When Outlaw Medic dies, draw a card.
GredGredmansson: if only she opened Bruse Tarl
polluxr: a medic that's not a cleric!
TXC2:
do we really need a nicknames episode with all these card names ?
Bugberry: is that Django reference?
cheezweazl: Django!
GredGredmansson: oh I JUST realized the deck name
Bugberry: Original Django
Sage0fMadness: @Carlioo what X-Men Origins: Wolverine forgot to do
GredGredmansson: Kane and Crowthorne!
LRRbot: Brimstone Roundup [1R] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery." / Plot {2}{R}
drcthulu: lots of cowpokes and cowfolks
KaleidoscopeCowboy: jeez thats good
l0gin4me: If the whole deck is foil, all cards are "marked" and therefore nothing is marked
Carlioo: @Sage0fMadness we're never gonna let that movie go huh lol
LRRbot: Irascible Wolverine [2R] | Creature — Wolverine [3/2] | When Irascible Wolverine enters the battlefield, exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. / Plot {2}{R}
LRRbot: Nimble Brigand [2U] | Creature — Human Rogue [1/3] | Nimble Brigand can't be blocked if you've committed a crime this turn. / Whenever Nimble Brigand deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
Joshua Weston: Chiming in to say that LRR is the reason I ever got into Magic and it's just wild to me that Wizards and Hasbro aren't prioritizing getting the PPRs funded.
James Frank: another cow card....
LRRbot: Outlaw Medic [1W] | Creature — Human Rogue [1/3] | Lifelink / When Outlaw Medic dies, draw a card.
okun: "I'm going to plot my wolverine" might mean something different in 2025
Cheshire Creeper: You can do so many actions…
LRRbot: Brimstone Roundup [1R] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Ac…
okun: what with the Marvel set coming down the pipeline
Sarah: Also, not that anyone here is suggesting otherwise, but LRR have repeatedly emphasized that the people they're working with directly on this are excellent
LoadingReadyRun: More like Kane and Cow-thorne!
GredGredmansson: eyyyy
gnome_friend:
josh___something: Be gay, Do crimes
Earthenone: Moocenary solutions
BusTed: 🤔
drcthulu: crimes against fnm
DeviantHS: cows should have been mercenarys
theamc2000: what is canadian fbi?
just__fitz: CSIS
SpicyNapalm: Hey, I'm innocent!
KaleidoscopeCowboy: whats the statute of limitations on turn one hymn to tourach?
Sage0fMadness:
theamc2000: ty
TXC2: theamc2000 the RMCP
James Frank: Hasbro has been making a lot of questionable decisions recently...
Sarah: That I won't argue with
Joshua Weston: Being Rude To Cops
Fredrik Törnelius: LRR + Wizards = <3
ZachtlyAsIntended: @just__fitz The FB'eh?
Grand_Moth_Tarkin: TIL being a combo player is illegal in Canada.
gnome_friend: And I don't give a darn
TXC2: just__fitz CSIS is Canadian CIS
Simonark: Moocenary Solutions, for when there’s a lot at steak.
Tom_Bruise: Now which of you have been trying to find Willy Pete, huh?
TXC2: *CIA
Sage0fMadness:
@ZachtlyAsIntended
GredGredmansson: the showdown at high noon
LRRbot: Ferocification [2R] | Enchantment | At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose one — / • Target creature you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn. / • Target creature you control gains menace and haste until end of turn.
TheWarbo: that’s quite a bit of cardboard on Wheeler’s side
QuixoticScrivener: wait for wheeler to deck himself
theamc2000: the monkey also draws
annathoth: yeah love that token art
LithelyUnshod: @TXC2 Maybe closer to NSA?
just__fitz: @TXC2 Ah yes that is fair
Nonregional: Wotc is Hasbro’s golden goose, and they want to make foie gras
LRRbot: Ferocification [2R] | Enchantment | At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose one — / • Target creature you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn. / • Target creature you control gains menace an…
jagehtso: good ol' sealed topdeck wars
Jaap Zeldenrust: "crimes that don't have a statute of limitations" really narrows the search, Wheeler. You're doing the cops' work for them here.
SocraticMethod: The tokens are in scryfall at least
LRRbot: Prickly Pair [2R] | Creature — Plant Mercenary [2/2] | When Prickly Pair enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery."
TXC2: LithelyUnshod sure
electroswagnetism: oh I get it, it's a prickly pear
TXC2: a bit of both maybe
LRRbot: Resilient Roadrunner [1R] | Creature — Bird [2/2] | Haste, protection from Coyotes / {3}: Resilient Roadrunner can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste.
Dalrint: I had to walk away, is this still the second game?
codycantfocus: HUH
KaleidoscopeCowboy: this whole “two spells a turn” archetype is, something
just__fitz: Simple Country Lawyer, would have been a great UB card
EhDecentCanadian: lol
Carlioo: some real gaymers in this stream
Joshua Weston: I like how big the board is on both sides here.
James Frank: obviously if you kill the goose laying golden eggs, you will find the eggs already inside
LRRbot: Prickly Pair [2R] | Creature — Plant Mercenary [2/2] | When Prickly Pair enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end …
LRRbot: Resilient Roadrunner [1R] | Creature — Bird [2/2] | Haste, protection from Coyotes / {3}: Resilient Roadrunner can't be blocked this turn except by creatures with haste.
Sage0fMadness: Nostrodamus but its the tune of Amadeus Amadeus
jacqui_lantern234:
and then theres me, a nostra dumbass
funguslore: @lrrmtg_judge Can you target your opponents creatures with the mercenary tokens to commit a crime
roastbeefsandwitch: Good lord that board. Slow down Wheeler!
accountmadeforants: Resilient Roadrunner is one hell of a top-down design
unbanjitte: @funguslore no
accountmadeforants: That's some Good /r/custommagic
LRRbot: Holy Cow [2W] | Creature — Ox Angel [2/2] | Flash / Flying / When Holy Cow enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life and scry 1.
Bugberry: @Dalrint the rounds are in the bottom left and the games are under the life totals.
LRRMTG_Judge: @funguslore You cannot! They specifically say "target creature you control" in the ability. - Squirrel
TehAmelie: don't have a cow, man
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TehAmelie: unless it's holy (?)
gnome_friend: That doesn't have REACH?
Jonathan Petzold: speaking of eggs, any good eggs in this set?
LRRbot: Holy Cow [2W] | Creature — Ox Angel [2/2] | Flash / Flying / When Holy Cow enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life and scry 1.
Adam Francescutti: Wheeler's promo card was an egg machine
Nonregional: Wheeler’s preview card. Not technically an egg, but it goes in Eggs
Spal Tunes: HOLY COW!!!
Joshua Weston: Speaking of cowboys, I just watched Cowboy Bebop (the anime) for the first time and wow pretty good as it turns out. I'd like a Bebop themed set, I think it'd be neat.
James Frank: there is that one card that makes token copies of artifacts you sac
LRRbot: Eriette's Lullaby [1W] | Sorcery | Destroy target tapped creature. You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Vengeful Townsfolk [2W] | Creature — Human Citizen [3/3] | Whenever one or more other creatures you control die, put a +1/+1 counter on Vengeful Townsfolk.
TheWarbo: reachless boardstate
just__fitz: Is this going to be a slog draft format
Piecrust9: Unruly mob?
Chichen: these boards are WIDE
atlr: just tuned in. that shorely is a big ole heap o' cards
Bruceski: "We killed that other guy, we will not stand for this!"
GredGredmansson: they heard they could leave innistrad and were already gone
TXC2: unruly mob got organized
Valfreyja69: Go Kathleen!! She finally broke the board stall!
funguslore: @lrrmtg_judge Ok, thanks
Bugberry: Already had Rising Populace
Tom_Bruise: the unruly mob has become the angry mob, they're busy reading the papers every day
Bugberry: !card Rising Populace
LRRbot: Rising Populace [2W] | Creature — Human [2/2] | Whenever another creature or planeswalker you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Rising Populace.
termi385: !card Unruly Mob
LRRbot: Unruly Mob [1W] | Creature — Human [1/1] | Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Unruly Mob.
SocraticMethod: @atlr the board got w i d e
gnome_friend: Oh yeah, why aren't all the humans from Innistrad fleeing?
LRRbot: Eriette's Lullaby [1W] | Sorcery | Destroy target tapped creature. You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Vengeful Townsfolk [2W] | Creature — Human Citizen [3/3] | Whenever one or more other creatures you control die, put a +1/+1 counter on Vengeful Townsfolk.
Joseph Madre: oh holy cow, i look away for five minutes and the board is an absolute mess now
Nonregional: Sub or dub? The cowboy bebop dub is actually good
Joshua Weston: I was told to watch it with english dub and was not disappointed, it was great.
theamc2000: does either player have a parie dog?
LRRbot: Take the Fall [U] | Instant | Target creature gets −1/−0 until end of turn. It gets −4/−0 until end of turn instead if you control an outlaw. / Draw a card.
grovak: you just needed to give the unruly mob cowboy hats and they get more threatening
garash2k:
cards in wheeler's deck?
TehAmelie: all them powerful creatures, powerless against each other. is this what they call terror balance?
Tom_Bruise: @gnome_friend some of 'em must like their neck of the woods, if only 'cuz it's their neck of the woods
WrightJustice: lots of crime happening
TXC2: Innistrad has low taxes to keep people there
polluxr: @gnome_friend yup, this seems like a big thing for innistrad. You see a portal in that plane you jump into it.
Mkerkes: just popping in, games been aggressive or slower than recent sets?
Joshua Weston: extremely funny delivery
LRRbot: Take the Fall [U] | Instant | Target creature gets −1/−0 until end of turn. It gets −4/−0 until end of turn instead if you control an outlaw. / Draw a card.
James Frank: haven't seen it in years, but can still hear the opening
Nonregional: The mushroom episode is peak entertainment
Nonregional: Yeah, Tank! is an all-time theme
Sage0fMadness: The people of Innistrad are by and large the folks that would rather be buried on their land than live somewhere else
KaleidoscopeCowboy: need an innistrad story about vampires guarding the omenpaths because if too many people leave they’ll starve
Marvoleath: "my neighbour is a werewolf, but at least the rent is cheap!"
LRRbot: Plan the Heist [2UU] | Sorcery | Surveil 3 if you have no cards in hand. Then draw three cards. / Plot {3}{U}
Tom_Bruise: @TXC2 What's the Magic equivalent of firing a gun in the air to keep rent down?
Voidhawk42: @gnome_friend The vampires instantly put big iron gates and toll boths on all the portals.
midnightcurryjazz: @Mkerkes this is only the second draft game
TehAmelie: the first games were very quick, but this one seems to have stalled
LRRMTG_Judge:
@Mkerkes Yes. We've only seen three games prior to this one, but they've all been nippy. This one is more of a grind. - Squirrel
TXC2: Tom_Bruise casting lightning bolt
BrowneePoints: @mkerkes impossible to tell from 2 sealed games and 2 draft games
funguslore:
3 cards left
Chichen:
deck him 
Plasterboard: Hmmm... can we deck Wheeler out?
Valfreyja69: BEEP BEEP
DeviantHS: kathleen should upkeep ancestreal ben
LRRbot: Plan the Heist [2UU] | Sorcery | Surveil 3 if you have no cards in hand. Then draw three cards. / Plot {3}{U}
Joshua Weston: Mushroom ep and the one where Spike and Jet go into the abandoned department store to find a Betamax player were my favorite fun episodes
gamefreak3072: why not Blue Redeo?
Sage0fMadness: playing a 5/5 with multiple upsides on t3 tends to spell a shorter game lol
control_rig: And also in real life, kathleen
LowUpsideCJ: didn't the draft video say RW Aggro????
SocraticMethod: @LowUpsideCJ Wheeler got stalled
TXC2: beep beep I'm asleep
SocraticMethod: game 1 was really aggro
KaleidoscopeCowboy: if kathleen rips third eorlingas thats big
TheLastCurryRice: passive aggression
LRRbot: Explosive Derailment [R] | Instant | Spree / + {2} — Explosive Derailment deals 4 damage to target creature. / + {2} — Destroy target artifact.
Nonregional: Kathleen not only hanging in there, but a little in the lead against Wheeler’s freight train of value
LRRbot: Explosive Derailment [R] | Instant | Spree / + {2} — Explosive Derailment deals 4 damage to target creature. / + {2} — Destroy target artifact.
GredGredmansson: how many of those did you open?
LoonyClown: explosive de-what
Piecrust9: But Kathleen, you aren't in black, you're in Boros
Sir_Louis: they forgot to fix the rails after the first time
funguslore: !card towns folk
LRRbot: Did you mean: Vengeful Townsfolk; Gather the Townsfolk
DMGlol: that enchantment seems kind of good
funguslore: !card vengeful townsfolk
LRRbot: Vengeful Townsfolk [2W] | Creature — Human Citizen [3/3] | Whenever one or more other creatures you control die, put a +1/+1 counter on Vengeful Townsfolk.
Nonregional: Speaking of
James Frank: flunge has been declared
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Bruceski: at 2, gained a life.
LRRbot: Peerless Ropemaster [4U] | Creature — Human Rogue [4/4] | When Peerless Ropemaster enters the battlefield, return up to one target tapped creature to its owner's hand.
public_key_reveal_party: I hear that one isn't zero
BrookJustBones: Draw a card from the dead lifelinker?
TehAmelie: perfect time for a legendary comeback!
JinaMahavira: and she draws
ztara_: Kathleen draw a card!
cheezweazl: Does Django trigger on death?
TriforceDrummer: Kathleen draws a card from the lifelink creature dying right?
SimWOT: shouldn't kathleen drae
LRRbot: Outlaw Stitcher [3U] | Creature — Human Warlock [1/4] | When Outlaw Stitcher enters the battlefield, create a 2/2 blue and black Zombie Rogue creature token, then put two +1/+1 counters on that token for each spell you've cast this turn other than the first. / Plot {4}{U}
GredGredmansson: yeah Kathleen draws
TXC2: !relaxed
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GredGredmansson:
garash2k:
kathleen has 2 fogs in her deck right???
Rgontownik: what’s the enchantment Benjamin has?
CosmoRose6: she had that ancestral on top
dabudder: i cant believe wheeler found a way to storm out in limited
McMenno: SMH judge is wrong
Max Sutton: So there is a difference between pre-release and pre-launch?
LRRbot: Peerless Ropemaster [4U] | Creature — Human Rogue [4/4] | When Peerless Ropemaster enters the battlefield, return up to one target tapped creature to its owner's hand.
gamefreak3072: @Max Sutton the name
LRRbot: Outlaw Stitcher [3U] | Creature — Human Warlock [1/4] | When Outlaw Stitcher enters the battlefield, create a 2/2 blue and black Zombie Rogue creature token, then put two +1/+1 counters on that token…
Sarah: @Max Sutton Yes, they don't have a contract settled with WotC for the year, so this isn't sponsored
Nonregional: They’re playing sealed, draft, and commander
Sarah: No guests, and they're playing draft, sealed, and commander
LuixVix: Isn't 2 counters per spell?
LRRMTG_Judge: !card Brimstone Roundup
LRRbot: Brimstone Roundup [1R] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery." / Plot {2}{R}
t7112: good game
cameron_in_the_hizous: target player draws a card clears here
Staubvvedel: Is this the pre pre release for this set?
Valfreyja69: sheeeesh, close game
lejoriander: gg
irikaj: Gg
b1adewo1f64: gg
SocraticMethod: @Staubvvedel Sort of, not official
QuixoticScrivener: @Staubvvedel Yes, but also no.
GredGredmansson: @LuixVix yes, and he had cast 3 spells that turn
funguslore:
That was a slugfest fore sure
gnome_friend: UR seems fun
just__fitz: Wotc are cowards for not making a Pinkerton card
grovak:
what was the last card ? was it a timetwister?
TXC2: !showcase
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Robot_Bones: and that's cowboy magic
DMGlol: that's actually pretty sweet build around
BrowneePoints: (Nota)PPR
Wonderdoc: I was hoping Kathleen would draw the blink X times and would gain like 20 of the cow
Sarah_Serinde: Good effort, Kathleen
b1adewo1f64: wheeler popped off
LSRubin: you can get through any number of booties if you believe in yourself
gamefreak3072: at the same time?!
Joshua Weston: GG
zazamos: what a game, dang
Cheshire Creeper: GG
Nonregional: This is the draft portion, which is how Wheeler built this ridiculously synergistic deck
Max Sutton: Or is one of them playing commander and the other draft? :P
Jonathan Petzold: woot! gg!
Joshua Weston: 'That cow could have gone all the way'
James Frank: and with that, I have to leave for work. nice watching with all of you. have fun.
drewm1022: Oh we've got Serge! Oh wait...no...it's...Cameron. Well.
LuixVix:
@GredGredmansson That makes more sense, I wasn't looking and thought he said he had cast 6 spells
Staubvvedel:
@SocraticMethod will there be a ppr?
Marvoleath: @just__fitz is Sterling company basically pinkers?
TXC2: !break
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Plasterboard: o/
SocraticMethod: @Staubvvedel Not for this set, maybe next
kynelwynn: Cameron playing the straight man to these two clowns. Should be great fun
cameron_in_the_hizous: their literally is a pinkerton card in the set
Staubvvedel:
@SocraticMethod alright, will have to watch the vod until next friday
TehAmelie: sorry, who did they say were next?
Cheshire Creeper: This looks like a very spikey format
Nonregional: Jace and Vraska have canonically “gone all the way”
Sarah: At the start of the stream we got to watch Serge build a sealed deck live, then he played a match against Nelson. Then we had a video of their draft, now we're in the middle of 3 draft matches
Sarah: Commander comes after that
TXC2: Sterling company is more like the US cavalry
TehAmelie: i started thinking about contract law
drewm1022: Ben vs Adam with Cameron.
Falannt: AND serge!
TehAmelie: thanks
BrowneePoints: yea Sterling Company is a lil closer to the Marshalls
just__fitz: @TXC2 Western Union cause they make telegraphs
LoonyClown: i thought sterling company was the pinkertons
Battzzaro: @SocraticMethod a scorpion dragon?!!
BrowneePoints: including the being paid to look away thing
LoonyClown: lol
TXC2: just__fitz ah, ok then
BrowneePoints: oh yea western union isn’t a bad analogy either
Marvoleath: @SocraticMethod that copy token sure is something
TXC2:
I guess thunder junction is too new for Unions yet
blackcoat: I like this format, although I get why It'd be hard to get guests up for long enough to draft (and edit the draft video).
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gnome_friend: What's the history of the cactusfolk?
GredGredmansson: i missed it who's up next?
cameron_in_the_hizous: !card Ruthless Lawbringer
LRRbot: Ruthless Lawbringer [1WB] | Creature — Vampire Assassin [3/2] | When Ruthless Lawbringer enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice another creature. When you do, destroy target nonland permanent.
Sarah: Yeah that sounds like it'd be a lot. I definitely enjoy the drafts when we get them though
blackcoat: also, yay judge fight in the main event as opposed to just showing up on YT a week after the event!
Nonregional: I believe there’s been at least one draft PPR
Sarah: I'm glad we got Serge and Nelly playing for sure
Kon Radical: I love that this feels like the commercials you get before a movie is about to start in the theater
CommiePuddin:
It says I have a prime sub available today but I can't resub with it.
cameron_in_the_hizous: this is the pinkerton card
Earthenone: i heard cameron, dont remember who else
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TehAmelie: Adam and Ben
Earthenone: its a whole thing now
DarkMorford: Ben v Adam, Cameron is table friend
Dog_of_Myth: Just got off work, what have I missed?
BrowneePoints: the cactus folk came alive as mana from other planes filtered in through the omenpaths
SirTrae: Cameron is tablefriend, Adam and Ben are playing
TehAmelie: the ABCs
gnome_friend: @Dog_of_Myth Cows and crimes
GredGredmansson: aw i was hoping for the Gisa v Gisa matchup
SocraticMethod: @Battzzaro !card magda the hoardmaster
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DNAli3n: hello everyone, did i get home in time, or have i missed some?
Marvoleath: @Dog_of_Myth sealed, draft pre-record and a draft match, more matches upcoming
LRRMTG_Judge: @Dog_of_Myth The rules video, one round of sealed, one round of draft. We have two rounds of draft and the commander game left - Natedogg
Marvoleath: and then commander portion
Dog_of_Myth: Thanks chat!
azureHaights: @Marvoleath I already had another card set aside in my nicknames shortlist as "Magic Card or Psych Rock Album Cover" but the copy token might have to replace it
SocraticMethod: !card magda the hoardmaster
LRRbot: Magda, the Hoardmaster [1R] | Legendary Creature — Dwarf Berserker [2/2] | Whenever you commit a crime, create a tapped Treasure token. This ability triggers only once each turn. / Sacrifice three Treasures: Create a 4/4 red Scorpion Dragon creature token with flying and haste. Activate only as a sorcery.
gnome_friend: @BrowneePoints So they really made a plane with "no history" to avoid the issues of the western genre rather than addressing it?
just__fitz: Rooster Cogburn would have been the perfect Izzet bird wizard name. I guess it just has to apply to the new rare bird wizard
Nonregional: Speaking of Serge and Nelly, did they have a rules video this time?
Nonregional: I assume so, but I got here late
Sarah: It was just Nelly for the rules video, as Serge was busy moving back to Victoria
Marvoleath: @gnome_friend yes, they just wanted to put cowboy hats on ppl
Dog_of_Myth: @gnome_friend You got it
kynelwynn: There's no way Magic (Or Wizards via Hasbro) could come close to "Addressing it"
MommaGart: @gnome_friend yes and then put a bunch of skeletons in the ground anyway
Battzzaro: @SocraticMethod now that is a fun card
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GredGredmansson: @just__fitz There is a new legend named Wylie "Duke"
cameron_in_the_hizous: I do think its silly people would want WOTC to address anything to do with the shitty side of the wild west theme
gnome_friend: Well now I'm upset at the plane design in addition to the Omenpaths
TXC2: to be fair to WotC, a card game is maybe not the best medium for addressing everything that ACTUALLY happened in the american west/south in the 19th century
Nonregional: And rehydrating, apparently
Søren Bach: Wait this is draft not sealed?
Sarah: We had sealed earlier, now draft
LupineVolt: They got a bunch of product but no wizards oversight
Dog_of_Myth: ^^
kynelwynn: Set was designed as "The villains" set first and foremost with "the heist" as the plot. The Western set dressing came later
GredGredmansson: yeah, say they addressed it, what would they even do
TehAmelie: i thought it was unusually bold of them to put Mindslaver in the set
TXC2: 'cause, heck, how many western MOVIES are set AFTER the civil war so they don't have to touch that
Juliamon: they're trying to make a fun game, not get half the country all up in arms over being 'woke'
DNAli3n: i'm gonan be honest, this set feels to me like "look, it's your favorite commander, now with a cowboy hat"
LupineVolt: so they decided to do sealed, draft, and commander
Søren Bach: Oh man i missed it 😭
Sarah:
The vod will be up on youtube.com/lrrmtg in a few days (this stream video will go away once the stream is over)
Sarah: Or immediately on Twitch
Sarah: *immediately available
cameron_in_the_hizous: they can barely tell compelling stories without doing the heavy lifting of including the heavy themes involved with that subject matter, did people WANT them to try and wade into that subject via 276 cards and 10 short stories?
gnome_friend: I see all these points, it does seem difficult to address through a card game, it still feels like a bad theme to do then
TXC2: DNAli3n like that Stacy mailbu episode of Simpsons
TXC2: and we're back
kynelwynn: Blame polls showing people wanting a "western" set
Sarah_Serinde:
Smooth
Tom_Bruise: Almost
niccus: close enogh
TXC2: foe__hammer congrats on the gold kappa
SnackPak_:
TehAmelie: hey it's the ABC team
Earthenone: the OTL PLS
jimfaindel: I think Cameron may be having a stroke
SmashTCG: sucess!
Dog_of_Myth: Thanks Ben
josh___something: sniffa?
GredGredmansson: thanks ben i try
lejoriander: snif
SnackPak_: I'm gonna shower today
RogueLink: lol
maclenrac: I'm not Ben
SkiaSymphonia: Bear?
RockPusher: Uh Oh! Stinky!
MisterZimbu: we're magic players, you don't have to lie
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Bear in the big blue house style
Sarah_Serinde: Cameron has higher standards
McMenno: a wild Ben
jimfaindel: Love you Cameron
codycantfocus: Get away from me
GredGredmansson: we are collectively okay
MegaDosX: He who smelt it dealt it, Savidan
ButterBewtz: we got bear in the big blue housed
gualdhar: Hey I showered last week
Alex_Frostfire: You don't have reverse smell-o-vision, Ben.
SimWOT: I just showered
jimfaindel: Adam is aight
funguslore: Thanks Ben
Chesul: I'm really excited to see how Bens deck plays
Dalrint: where did the cowboy hats go
Land_Manatee: Is that Ben or the Bear of the Big Blue House?
foe__hammer: @TXC2 the other one is harder to get
gangalligalax: Thanks Ben, I showered today ... for my friend's stag doo .... tomorrow
GredGredmansson: thanks Adam
Carlioo: goated deck name adam
niccus: are we sure we actually want the reverse smellovision technology
kynelwynn: Adam. That deck name. *chef's kiss*
NewtyNewts: Love a Big McLargeHuge reference
Mr_Horrible: you can tell this man's been Cubing
LRRbot: Voracious Varmint [1G] | Creature — Varmint [2/2] | Vigilance / {1}, Sacrifice Voracious Varmint: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
AtrusOfMyst: We are pretty flatulent
TehAmelie: you know, i don't think we have ever, ever seen the dice roll for who goes first on camera
Mr_Horrible: @kynelwynn oh my god I just noticed, perfection
Fantusta: I'm home from teaching school today please with the magicing!
Elynne Dracolemur: I feel sniffed
Irony: that was something alright
james ball Photography: i know im stinky
LRRbot: Voracious Varmint [1G] | Creature — Varmint [2/2] | Vigilance / {1}, Sacrifice Voracious Varmint: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Earthenone: there are 3 bonus sheets this time? i would not be suprised to see a sol ring
LRRbot: Vault Plunderer [2B] | Creature — Human Rogue [3/1] | When Vault Plunderer enters the battlefield, target player draws a card and loses 1 life.
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Eduardo_Velho: wth is a varmint?
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TXC2:
Dog_of_Myth
Carlioo: @kynelwynn bury me with my money
gnome_friend: @Eduardo_Velho Any small mammal that people think is a pest
tehfewl: varmint spotted
TheWarbo: ooooh the many names of Dave Ryder
cheshire_creeper: @Mr_Horrible Technically going to FNM is akin to going to the club
kynelwynn: @Eduardo_Velho It's a critter that dun et yer crop!
BuckBuckleyBuckerson: Adam that deck name is a deep cut, I love it. one of my favorite games of all time
niccus: rooting for the gremlin-pest-varmint unification
Juliamon: Eduardo_Velho "vermin" with a western accent
MegaDosX: @Earthenone It'd be unusual for them to print a Sol Ring in a bonus sheet since it gets reprinted every set anyway in the Commander precons
Didero: @Eduardo_Velho Cowboy-y way to say 'vermin'
BusTed:
TehAmelie: i think varmint is just a sort of dialectal mush of vermin
GredGredmansson:
LRRbot: Vault Plunderer [2B] | Creature — Human Rogue [3/1] | When Vault Plunderer enters the battlefield, target player draws a card and loses 1 life.
Nonregional: So, does this mean “varmint” is a specific species in Magic? Or is a varmint just a small beast?
Sarah_Serinde: Same, Cameron
just__fitz: Old arcade game
Eduardo_Velho: never have seen that word before hahahah
MegaDosX: And there's no universe they reprint Sol Ring into Standard
Tom_Bruise: "Please elaborate" "No."
GredGredmansson: its a western themed beatemup
LurkerSpine: bury me with my money
SmashTCG: can paul play it whenever adams turn starts?
protojman: dude YES
elias2718: "care to elaborate" "no"
OldUncleDan: A super SUPER problematic game as well.
protojman: Adam you’re my hero
BrowneePoints: Also, on super Nintendo and genesis I think
LRRbot: Scalestorm Summoner [2R] | Creature — Human Warlock [3/3] | Whenever Scalestorm Summoner attacks, create a 3/1 red Dinosaur creature token if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.
Bugberry: But is it better than Wild Guns?
Alex_Frostfire: Say that five times fast!
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BrowneePoints: some of the character art, uhhhhhh aged poorly
protojman: or names….
zazamos: Hell yeah awesome game Adam
LRRbot: Scalestorm Summoner [2R] | Creature — Human Warlock [3/3] | Whenever Scalestorm Summoner attacks, create a 3/1 red Dinosaur creature token if you control a creature with power 4 or greater.
cha0sniper: @Nonregional well, y'all should know that a varmint is just onea them sneaky little critters what nibbles on your horse's feed durin' the night
bwk789: wait Adam’s not on vintage cube, where’s minsc and boo?
just__fitz: Used to have one in the hockey rink where im from
azureHaights: Scalestale Cinnamon
LRRbot: Outlaw Medic [1W] | Creature — Human Rogue [1/3] | Lifelink / When Outlaw Medic dies, draw a card.
garash2k: wait we can just name decks after BGMs? I'm doing that for the rest of time
Mr_Bitterness: Love the coffin full of healing potions
Mr_Horrible: 2024 MTG
the_spider_bucket: now listening to the bgm in another window, suddenly a lot more intense gameplay
LRRbot: Rambling Possum [2G] | Creature — Possum Mount [3/3] | Whenever Rambling Possum attacks while saddled, it gains +1/+2 until end of turn. Then you may return any number of creatures that saddled it this turn to their owner's hand. / Saddle 1
jimfaindel: That's one large hamster
cheshire_creeper: rambling possum is a good possum
gnome_friend: @jimfaindel A giant space opossum
LRRbot: Outlaw Medic [1W] | Creature — Human Rogue [1/3] | Lifelink / When Outlaw Medic dies, draw a card.
LRRbot: Rambling Possum [2G] | Creature — Possum Mount [3/3] | Whenever Rambling Possum attacks while saddled, it gains +1/+2 until end of turn. Then you may return any number of creatures that saddled it th…
SmashTCG: who gave that Possum catus armor
Mr_Horrible: a lil silly goofy
gualdhar: Wait, to your hand? Willingly?
maclenrac: mid
protojman: my friend had sunset riders and another friend and I would always play at his house
LRRbot: Ruthless Lawbringer [1WB] | Creature — Vampire Assassin [3/2] | When Ruthless Lawbringer enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice another creature. When you do, destroy target nonland permanent.
battlegander: What an angel.
accountmadeforants: Lil' Guy (Big)
awilko: (Is Adam quiet for anyone else?)
Earthenone: exploit is back on the menu
Mr_Horrible: they've got no ruth, but plenty of law
Juliamon: Adam's just a quiet guy
BrowneePoints: Skyfisher Guy-der
cameron_in_the_hizous: hes just a quiet guy
kynelwynn: The Sultai mechanic. shoot.
kynelwynn: Exploit?
gnome_friend: Quiet except for when loud
jimfaindel: Ruth dumped him when he went into law school
cheshire_creeper: @Juliamon Adam "Like a Mouse" Savadan
gnome_friend:
@jimfaindel
Elynne Dracolemur: omg that *is* adorable! :D
LRRbot: Ruthless Lawbringer [1WB] | Creature — Vampire Assassin [3/2] | When Ruthless Lawbringer enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice another creature. When you do, destroy target nonland permanent.
elias2718: legally distinct exploit
LRRbot: Trick Shot [4R] | Instant | Trick Shot deals 6 damage to target creature and 2 damage to up to one other target creature token.
TXC2: Adam "quite as a hiccough" Savidan we call him
TheWarbo: is anyone ever Ruthful?
kynelwynn: Exploit: do a crime. Trigger Morbid
ancienthangover: feign death
gnome_friend: @TheWarbo Boaz?
Tweygoh: fake your death
McMenno: feign death yeah
niccus: there might be
SittingOx: surprisingly, scamming is also NOT a crime
GredGredmansson: there's a Corrupted Conviction I thought?
ancienthangover: fake your death, that's right, i was close
Marvoleath: there is corrupted conviction, yea
Desruprot: Possum
ztghostie: go fish
TehAmelie: i think you can just have ruth. like having feck
Desruprot:
LRRbot: Gisa, the Hellraiser [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [4/4] | Ward—{2}, Pay 2 life. / Skeletons and Zombies you control get +1/+1 and have menace. / Whenever you commit a crime, create two tapped 2/2 blue and black Zombie Rogue creature tokens. This ability triggers only once each turn.
TXC2: SOLD for 40 cents!
maclenrac: number!
MegaDosX: This card just keeps going
Mr_Horrible:
slay queen
SmashTCG: TWO HUH
averythetiger: Gisa, my beloved
LRRbot: Trick Shot [4R] | Instant | Trick Shot deals 6 damage to target creature and 2 damage to up to one other target creature token.
Nonregional: Ruthless lawbringer also commits crimes
LRRbot: Gisa, the Hellraiser [3BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [4/4] | Ward—{2}, Pay 2 life. / Skeletons and Zombies you control get +1/+1 and have menace. / Whenever you commit a crime, create two …
Bugberry: tapped 2/2s at least
niccus: 2 2/2s (they're 3/3s)
jimfaindel: We've gotten a lot of good Gisas of late
LRRbot: Hardbristle Bandit [1G] | Creature — Plant Rogue [1/1] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Whenever you commit a crime, untap Hardbristle Bandit. This ability triggers only once each turn.
BrowneePoints: she’s a lil grave titan
Carlioo: why does that plant have so many arms
BrowneePoints: A Party girl
BrowneePoints: a Rave Titan
TXC2: so commit a crime, get 6 power.....ok
battlegander: Crimes! Neat!
Bugberry: @Carlioo have you seen the big Cacti?
Juliamon: Innistradi vampires at their omenpath gateposts: "uhh we can let this one go through I guess"
sephsays: @Carlioo it's a cactus!
niccus: well you see, plants are scale-free, so their arms-
tehfewl: Crime A C T I V A T E D *glowing eyes meme*
Carlioo: @Bugberry nnnnnnoooo???
accountmadeforants: I just realized most counterspells are crimes, which seems fair.
kynelwynn: Is the Possum bounce a may?
LRRbot: Hardbristle Bandit [1G] | Creature — Plant Rogue [1/1] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Whenever you commit a crime, untap Hardbristle Bandit. This ability triggers only once each turn.
GredGredmansson: It is a may
LRRMTG_Judge: !card Rambling Possum
LRRbot: Rambling Possum [2G] | Creature — Possum Mount [3/3] | Whenever Rambling Possum attacks while saddled, it gains +1/+2 until end of turn. Then you may return any number of creatures that saddled it this turn to their owner's hand. / Saddle 1
Bugberry: @Carlioo they got more than 2 "arms"/branches.
kynelwynn: okie
LRRMTG_Judge:
@kynelwynn Yes, it's a may - Squirrel
TXC2: isn't that kind of big Cattus only in Arizona?
LRRbot: Spinewoods Armadillo [4GG] | Creature — Armadillo [7/7] | Reach / Ward {3} / {1}{G}, Discard Spinewoods Armadillo: Search your library for a basic land card or a Desert card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. You gain 3 life.
Eduardo_Velho: "once each turn" and "as a sorccery" are possibly written in every wall at wizard headquarters
BrowneePoints: saguaros?
battlegander: "Life is a resource, and I;m go'n lose it all match longgg"
Tweygoh: omenpaths must be great for innistrad, the humans dont have to worry so much of being eaten to extinction
Carlioo: @Bugberry oh I thought you meant a magic card, not the actual thing lol. but fair enough
NewtyNewts: Cute armadillo face
jimfaindel: The 6 mana green dumb idiot on this set looks both quite cute and quite pushed
gnome_friend: @TXC2 Saguaros are also native to a little bit of California and Sonora, Mexico
Nonregional: It would be quite flavorful if every card representing “the Law” committed crimes
LRRbot: Spinewoods Armadillo [4GG] | Creature — Armadillo [7/7] | Reach / Ward {3} / {1}{G}, Discard Spinewoods Armadillo: Search your library for a basic land card or a Desert card, reveal it, put it into y…
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TXC2: gnome_friend oh neat, ok then
Desruprot: Armadillo
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Juliamon: AZ is pretty proud of their saguaros tho
just__fitz: Where is the Lone Ranger of Eos
BrowneePoints: Armadillo, little armor
kynelwynn: It's got REACH! Every Green card has Reqch in this set! (Not every but it is a disprportionate number compared to other sets)
YeetTheRich_:
next time get it on camera
DNAli3n: @jimfaindel to be fair, that's the uncommon idiot, not the common one
LRRbot: Vaultborn Tyrant [5GG] | Creature — Dinosaur [6/6] | Trample / Whenever Vaultborn Tyrant or another creature with power 4 or greater enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 3 life and draw a card. / When Vaultborn Tyrant dies, if it's not a token, create a token that's a copy of it, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.
GredGredmansson: DINOBANASAUR
Carlioo: quick, commit crimes while the judge is away
gnome_friend: Oh yeah, that armadillo is the size of a glyptodont!
Desruprot: thats quite a mythic
jimfaindel: That dinosaur is almost the size of an armadillo!
BrowneePoints: this Dino is effed
LRRbot: Vaultborn Tyrant [5GG] | Creature — Dinosaur [6/6] | Trample / Whenever Vaultborn Tyrant or another creature with power 4 or greater enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 3 life and dra…
McMenno: that's a big one
YeetTheRich_: fucked up card
KingBrew93: Hkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkollooo
Chichen: i want vaultborn for my dino deck
sephsays: hi p1p1!
waywardrunt: "ok."
jimfaindel: I love how this set feels like an Ixalan sequel. The other side of México also needs some love on the cards
Desruprot: It costs one more than Colassal Dreadmaw
Sage0fMadness: Adam is unfazed
polluxr: I can only imagine the horrific screech that dino makes
MegaDosX: Dinosaur gets on the possum and rides into combat
Garfman314: just got here, how are things?
LRRbot: Consuming Ashes [2BB] | Instant | Exile target creature. If it had mana value 3 or less, surveil 2.
Tweygoh: ooo
tehfewl: mama possums carry their young underneath
LRRbot: Consuming Ashes [2BB] | Instant | Exile target creature. If it had mana value 3 or less, surveil 2.
McMenno: F
polluxr: oooh, it's the lady pretending to be a victim
kynelwynn: Screech? That sure doesn't screech. It's more the T-rex roar from Jurassic Park
jimfaindel: Green creatures are big
SittingOx: are the zombies tapped?
TheWarbo: who crafted that saddle
just__fitz: Does Saddle not care about summoning sickness?
Desruprot: These Zombies have a job
niccus: saddle is mostly like crew, yeah
TXC2:
and that right there is why that dino ain't hitting standard
Bugberry: And Rogue is a relevant type in this set.
YeetTheRich_: btw, since this technically isn't a PPR, are you allowed to swear on camera?
Marvoleath: @just__fitz it does not, same as crew
codycantfocus: @just__fitz nope,saddle is an asctivated ability on the mount
KingBrew93: Y8oo
gnome_friend: @TXC2 It is!
LithelyUnshod: @SittingOx Yes, but he did it end step
KingBrew93: Hivk,bolm. L I, booklet k kkn k kink. K k.
Plasterboard:
Yet again, mythic gets dumpstered by a functional common.
QuixoticScrivener: @just__fitz No, you are tapping as a cost.
rogerivany: @SittingOx yes but untapped on Adams turn
KingBrew93: Ygol. Iopkkoo kkkl kk k. Kk k. K
LoadingReadyRun:
I have a dinosaur riding a possum, your argument is invalid
SittingOx: LORD
TheWormbo: @just__fitz "tap an untapped creature" doesn't care
LRRMTG_Judge: @just__fitz It does not. It's like crewing a vehicle - Natedogg
LRRbot: Sword of Wealth and Power [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from instants and from sorceries. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy. / Equip {2}
Dog_of_Myth: Oh boy
Desruprot: thats a sword
polluxr: !!
the_spider_bucket: gisa also is a lord for some reason
Carlioo: neat
rand0mtask_: Everyone flexing their mythics
niccus: well.
control_rig: "With an equip cost of 45"
Mr_Horrible: we've got Saddle, Crew, and Enlist to keep untangled now
Mr_Bitterness: oooffa and I must also say, doofa
LurkerSpine: 5 not 4
LRRbot: Sword of Wealth and Power [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from instants and from sorceries. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, …
RixtonSnek: five 'cus of Gisa
Chesul: @kynelwynn 5. I count 5 mono-green creatures with reach in this set. that's not super outside the norm.
SimWOT: 5*
KharadBanar: 5* actually, from Gisa
Falannt: 8 dmg
the_spider_bucket: 5 dmg
funguslore: This is fine Glitc
cheshire_creeper: There are so many mythics in this pool
GredGredmansson: they have menace from Gisa too
Falannt: only with 1, okay
Bugberry: @Mr_Horrible they also do very different things, they just feel similar.
Mr_Horrible: Sword of the Bourgeoisie
just__fitz: So its like the halfway between enlist and crew
kynelwynn: @Chesul Compared to the past two sets?
KharadBanar: @Mr_Horrible and crimes!
MillerDark: !card Ghisa
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Desruprot: Gisa keeps rambling
Carlioo: !card gisa
LRRbot: Found 14 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
codycantfocus: Yes, that's every card in the set Cam.
grovak: !card gisa
LRRbot: Found 14 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
OldUncleDan: Well, to be fair... Gisa is also always saying things.
el_dwardo: does that exile spell have surveil as well?
Nonregional: Gisa is a house
Carlioo: !card gisa, the hellraiser
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85Hawk: Adam in full chill mode
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TXC2: 2020 magic, cards just keep having words
codycantfocus: @el_dwardo if cmc is 3 or less
Earthenone: exile, surveil if low CMC
GredGredmansson: @el_dwardo if the exiled creature has mv 3 or less
Marvoleath: @el_dwardo only if the target was 3 cmc or less
SittingOx: aren't adam's zombies 5/5? Given gissa's buff?
cheshire_creeper: Adam's just big chilling
el_dwardo: ahh ty
Mr_Horrible: @Bugberry yeah, it's just different speeds of tapping critters for other critters. It's just a matter of "wait, which one is this again? Ah, right". Kind of an unavoidable thing when the game's been going on this long
GredGredmansson: @SittingOx only the equipped one; the other one is a 3/3
Mr_Horrible: gotta respect her conviction honestly
BusTed: "just checking"
Dog_of_Myth:
@niccus I'm sure that's nothing to worry about....
Juliamon: She can't smell herself over the zombie stench, I don't think she realizes
jimfaindel: Counterpoint: she didn't get eaten by the gitrog monster
Spades_Slicc: smh cameron just forgetting about ludevic
LRRMTG_Judge: @SittingOx The unequipped one is a 3/3. The equipped one is a 5/5 thanks to the equipment - Natedogg
avjamethyst: maybe that wedding dress didn't start as black
Spades_Slicc: or everyone from jund
kynelwynn: Julia: I don't think she cares
SmashTCG: that dress was White, once upon a time
OldUncleDan: Gissa's still rocking her Mrs. Havisham cosplay.
ratbou: not until the nuptials
Bugberry: @Mr_Horrible most say what they do on the cards at least.
BrowneePoints: she accessorizes with potpourri but all the flowers are also dead
cheshire_creeper: can't wait for the vehicle that has crew, saddle, and enlist on it
TXC2: she probably just smells like well composed dirt
SittingOx: got it, i thought they missed it when hitting ben's life points
Debatra: So now that we have protection from card types in our swords, I present this joke one: "Sword of Swords and Plowshares" Pro: Battles and Lands.
electroswagnetism: it was a white dress, then a yellow dress, then a red dress, then a brown dress, then a black dress
electroswagnetism: she's like a martial arts master
jimfaindel: Ewwwww
Spades_Slicc: flavor fail not giving Gisa a magic sword btw
Debatra: I think it was blue in there at some point?
LRRbot: Bristling Backwoods | Land — Desert | Bristling Backwoods enters the battlefield tapped. / When Bristling Backwoods enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
Marvoleath: @Debatra I also can't wait for a sword giving protection from artifacts
jimfaindel: Ooooh! Pinging deserts are back!
Carlioo: wait I completely missed this type of land
LRRbot: Bristling Backwoods | Land — Desert | Bristling Backwoods enters the battlefield tapped. / When Bristling Backwoods enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
dmei god: wait...it's a wedding dress? I thought it was her villainous attire.
Tweygoh: oh the deserts do commit crimes neat
hb8u: saddle the wreckage
Natedogg2: Is the dress blue and black or is the dress white and gold?
Earthenone: "im going to saddle the possum" is a good line
Desruprot: Criminal Deserts
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Debatra: @Marvoleath There are already Aura's that give protection from their own color. They just specify that it doesn't make itself fall off.
azureHaights: @electroswagnetism She sings the songs that remind her of the good dress, she sings the songs that remind her of the better dress
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LRRbot: Betrayal at the Vault [4GG] | Instant | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to each of two other target creatures.
Chesul: @kynelwynn when there's an additional flyers theme, yeah, seems like it's still within the normal proportion.
kynelwynn: If you're in the desert to commit your crime, but no one is around to see it, did it happen? "Rules say yes"
polluxr: I know the desert ping because they needed crime sources, but I kinda wish they made each opponent lose 1 life to mirror the gainlands
Zaghrog: judge?
GredGredmansson: Possum isn't dead
LRRbot: Betrayal at the Vault [4GG] | Instant | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to each of two other target creatures.
GredGredmansson: Gisa
GredGredmansson: you target Gisa
Xavion333: You can kill the dork
RetroHibiscus: does the cactus untap matter?
bondeulv: you can target
Marvoleath: yea, not up ot
TriforceDrummer: It doesn't say opponents, so you can target your own stuff
Zaghrog: Gisa's Ward counters
zeathean: you target Giza and not pay
MillerDark: @GredGredmansson Then the whole effect gets countered
Jammin5: you can target
cameron_in_the_hizous: I like how the flavor text on that card is just straight up not what happens in the story
Spades_Slicc: wait didn't ben have 8 mana? 2 from the dork because of crime land and 6 lands?
maclenrac: two tokens
bondeulv: doesn't have hexproof
GredGredmansson: oh right i forgot Gisa has Ward
bwk789: no up to is relevant there for once
JosephDeath: If you target Gisa and don't pay does it counter the whole spell?
Alex_Frostfire: Gisa has ward 2+pay 2 life. If unpaid, the effect is countered.
Marvoleath: ward counters the whole spell though
grovak: Gisa and sword of wealth and power seems pretty unbeatable
Desruprot: Gisa has a lot of text
TheWormbo: ward is a counter, if you target it, the spell will be countered and not do any damage
Spades_Slicc: oh right saddle
icyjfrog: You can target with ward but it gets countered right?
GredGredmansson: i legit forgot Gisa had ward
couchboyj: When he doesnt pay it gets countered though, the whole thing, not just the part targeting Gisa
bondeulv: could target the two zombies
zeathean: copiy
rand0mtask_: @grovak I mean two good mythics at the same time is pretty rough beats
Desruprot: Is Gisa the new Questing Beast>
niccus: the other zombie has pro instant
GredGredmansson: @bondeulv equipped zombie is pro-instant
bondeulv: ah
grovak: @rand0mtask_ absolutely not wrong !
bondeulv: right
BrowneePoints: game complicated
Mr_Horrible:
I respect not wanting to think that hard at 1pm on a Friday
polluxr: pro instants is emrakul levels of bullshit hahaha
tehfewl: sometimes you value your time and just scoop it up
BrowneePoints: we love ya Ben
LithelyUnshod: Also Possume doesn't get the +1/+2 until it attacks
Nope Nopeson: ward counters but he could target his other creature
Orien Louttit: couldn't he have targeted the ward and then not pay the ward?
BrowneePoints: you’re appreciated
ztghostie:
not only playing with the cards for the first time ever, but weeks after you drafted them
gnome_friend: !card sunlance
LRRbot: Sunlance [W] | Sorcery | Sunlance deals 3 damage to target nonwhite creature.
BrowneePoints: as is Adam and Cam
jimfaindel: Cameron will NEVER let that one go
smertmonkey: and in the end, it's a game
grovak: even a year later has anyone read all the novels that we now call magic cards?
Mr_Horrible: Cam no, every time I remember that I hurt my jaw cringing
groovemancery: why didn't you just lava axe for the win, ben?
Falannt: of course... because fight spells and ward are new mechanics in magic.
Kame89: Have they played other things than limited yet?
maclenrac: Ya
Camail: well enough
Spades_Slicc: wait did someone try to tell Cam he could've sunlace to dome?
bwk789: good thanks
Battzzaro: great
BlueFingers5: sometimes yeah
grovak: i like mini novels yes
jimfaindel: It's doing fine, set seems fun
ztghostie: no I prefer pokemon cards
Riiiiiiis: not really
polluxr:
good and you, cam? We love you, btw
Mr_Horrible: I enjoy a magical gathering from time to time
Spades_Slicc: magic is mid tbh
Chichen:
No 
Battzzaro: whats magic cards?
MattIsAMage:
i miseed what happened, i guess i'll just have to watch the replay at the LRRMTG channel
GredGredmansson: i enjoy cards that are magic
Platipus11: going
sascha454: what’s magic?
JRandomHacker: Magic The Gathering
violetblight: i thought oki oki was today
BrowneePoints: Pretty good, I just had some Velveeta cheeseburger macaroni skillet stuff for lunch and are watching some of my favorite people play some cool new powerful magic cards
Riiiiiiis: I like you peeps
Abavus: Haven't played in years
annathoth: like cowboys
Eduardo_Velho: hi cameron
Dalrint: Haunted twitch channel
jessieimproved: I like LRR
Platipus11: oh it's going
DeviantHS: i like more of a yugioh guy ...
Cocoathunder432: Magic?
OldUncleDan: I'm just here to watch you all!
cheshire_creeper: Maybe. Who's asking?
Desruprot: watching magic cards and not liking magic? what is this a different card game?
flynnplays35: Just pulled a Vein Ripper out of a pack not trying to flex just hyped
elias2718:
magic
bwk789: @violetblight same
niccus: well i haven't seen any magic tricks so honestly it could be better
Falannt:
magic is everywhere, but lrr is only here!
james ball Photography: yeah but that would counter the whole spell
Nope Nopeson: Ward [cost] (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays [cost].)
Joseph Madre: some of them
Sarah: I could take it or leave it
Simbionis: I thought this was duel masters the whole time
Lord_Hosk: Not great! *skips trauma dump* I love you all!
kumatsu:
I actually only play Kaijudo
Syntheticuh: is there a reason the name changed from pre prerelease?
Fantusta: I haven't actually played magic in years
Kame89: I just like you cam, and Ben, and adam
Mr_Horrible: I'm currently being Ludivico Techniqued via this channel
85Hawk: I haven’t seen a single magic trick
maclenrac: Pass
rand0mtask_: We call that speedrun dating
LSRubin: not really, i'm just here for the gathering
Invitare: is that a card game based on Magic The Gathering Puzzlequest?
carbonoid12: Hate MtG, here for the people.
Mr_Horrible: so I guess I *do* like Magic but I soon won't?
KharadBanar: actually, I just play bigger boardgames now, like Frosthaven and Terraforming Mars. This is the first Magic stream I'm watching in a long time
TheWarbo: i thought this was Let’s Nope
GredGredmansson: yyyyyyyyyyahoo
Voidhawk42: Pulls the Graham Norton lever and your chair goes over backwards
notthepenguins: And then you're engaged
Bugberry: @Falannt it's more that most multitarget removal targets "up to" that many these days, so having one that requires all 3 targets doesn't come up often.
jamwno: Spellslingers got cancelled so I'm trying to learn about the tie in game
MazemindTom: I’m just here for the cowboys
CygnusInfinity: The cosmic ray bit flip theory is largely unsupported
Carlioo: this sounds like a good crapshot
thirsty_kitteh: the world box shatters but somehow you both end up in bed
ztghostie:
@jamwno
bernardo013: I get the reference hahah
Jennie_Fuchsia: Half of us are only here for The Gathering
Eywind: @Spades_Slicc was a very old moment from another streamer, I think it was sgdoc?
Mr_Horrible: Speedrun dating is they just sit down across from you and serve divorce papers, right?
Kame89: Where's thr fortnite
bernardo013: solar flare confirmed
icyjfrog: I don't like toxrill and displacer kitten cuz of commander last night, but otherwise I enjoy magic cards
Levi LeFay: nobody asked but i'm about to go pick up some eclipse glasses! gonna be in austin for the eclipse (and my gramma's birthday but y'know)
Sarah: Nice! I just have to travel a couple cities away to get somewhere with totality
Sarah: Probably a whole lot of people are gonna be doing the same thing but I'll take my chances anyway
Levi LeFay: niiice
violetblight: any% is a rough one
LRRbot: Nezumi Linkbreaker [B] | Creature — Rat Warlock [1/1] | When Nezumi Linkbreaker dies, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery."
Falannt: @Bugberry so, it is not new.
bwk789: dog % best speed run
GredGredmansson: Doomed Ratveler
Mr_Horrible: That's a great horror short story, Cameron
Wild_jackalope: i like that instead of LRR PPR it now is LRR PLS
polluxr: yeah, them making an effort to leave your presence feels rough
Voidhawk42: Pregnancy Any% Glitchless
ztghostie: something something aristocrats
rand0mtask_: @violetblight More likely anythinggoes%
Lord_Hosk: And then you go home and they are moved in and they have better stuff than you... so win?
LRRbot: Drover Grizzly [2G] | Creature — Bear Mount [4/2] | Whenever Drover Grizzly attacks while saddled, creatures you control gain trample until end of turn. / Saddle 1
BrowneePoints: i’m more excited for pregnancy any percent with glitches
TXC2: I had to take a phone call, what I miss ?
BrowneePoints: give the baby noclip
Bugberry: @Falannt the mechanics may not be new, but they are atypical and interact in new ways.
gnome_friend: @TXC2 Speed running everything
DeviantHS: are there non bear grizzlys?
LRRbot: Nezumi Linkbreaker [B] | Creature — Rat Warlock [1/1] | When Nezumi Linkbreaker dies, create a 1/1 red Mercenary creature token with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Ac…
Levi LeFay: luck, sarah!
Fan of Most Everything: Magic is another game where it's important to not misalign your QPUs.
LRRbot: Drover Grizzly [2G] | Creature — Bear Mount [4/2] | Whenever Drover Grizzly attacks while saddled, creatures you control gain trample until end of turn. / Saddle 1
Sarah: @Levi LeFay Thanks! Hope you and your gramma have a good day too
Nonregional: Somebody posted an image of AirBNBs for this weekend. You can see the path of the eclipse clear as day
GredGredmansson: Ratveler times two
control_rig: @BrowneePoints Last time that happened it became a religion
Carlioo: no one expects the second rat
Kingsgrave: oops all mice
notthepenguins: Last time that happened we got a new religion @browneepoints
TXC2: gnome_friend yay?
GredGredmansson: @DeviantHS Grizzly Adams
Voidhawk42: Now I think about it, Pregnancy Speed Run is what sperm banks are for
funguslore: Aristorats for the win!
BrowneePoints: non bear grizzlies
ButterBall000: Alopecia bears?
DeviantHS: i mean like grizzly tigers, cam.
LRRbot: Fake Your Own Death [1B] | Instant | Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control and you create a Treasure token."
Mr_Horrible: @gnome_friend speedrun speedrunning. Just post a WR on the archives, don't actually bother running
cameron_in_the_hizous: bring Graham in here
ButterBewtz: pale bears
Kingsgrave: Pale bears is not a grizzly bear
Natedogg2: Wasn't there a legendary polar bear somewhere?
Bugberry: Baldur's Gate has that Polar Werebear
LRRbot: Spinewoods Paladin [4G] | Creature — Human Knight [5/4] | Trample / When Spinewoods Paladin enters the battlefield, you gain 3 life. / Plot {3}{G}
niccus: we've had teddy bears
SoulSurgae: and a treasure right
RixtonSnek: and treasure?
KharadBanar: Adam gets a treasure from the fake death
BrowneePoints: dad a MOOSE
ztghostie: and a treasure?
gnome_friend: Spectacled bears? Sloth bears?
madcat2030: and a treasure?
ivoryranger: treasure
BrowneePoints: DAS*
polluxr: love the look of that knight
GredGredmansson: adam gets a treasure too
totalelipse: Oyaminartok is a polar bear
polluxr: majestic
TXC2: surely we've had a brown/black bear ?
MillerDark: And a treasure. what
Sarah: Yikes, I bet
Fan of Most Everything: Pale Bears is a card, yes.
LRRbot: Fake Your Own Death [1B] | Instant | Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control and you create a T…
Sarah: Canada's Niagara region has apparently declared a state of emergency because they're expecting so many people
LRRbot: Spinewoods Paladin [4G] | Creature — Human Knight [5/4] | Trample / When Spinewoods Paladin enters the battlefield, you gain 3 life. / Plot {3}{G}
Bugberry: !card Oyaminartok
LRRbot: Oyaminartok, Polar Werebear [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Giant Bear [4/5] | Oyaminartok, Polar Werebear has hexproof if it hasn't dealt damage yet. / Whenever Oyaminartok deals combat damage to a player, create a Food token. / {U}, Sacrifice a Food: Draft a card from Oyaminartok's spellbook. When you do, add {U}{U}{U}. Spend this mana only to cast blue creature spells.
marcenicki: from which set is adam's green swamp from, it's pretty
Garfman314: ok, with plot, can you just etb it whenever?
LSRubin: i can introduce you to some non-grizzly bears if that's what you're into
drocathekorok: Adam should also have a treasure
GredGredmansson: @Garfman314 only as a sorcery
TXC2: Garfman314 only as a sorc
Garfman314: gotcha
ivoryranger: greetings from belgium
bristowbruh: hows the set playing. a lot of hate out there on the internet for this set
BrowneePoints: Ben played a MOOSE
TXC2: hello ivoryranger welcome
Bugberry: @bristowbruh that's nothing new
LRRMTG_Judge: @Garfman314 Only at sorcery speed, and only on a future turn. Otherwise, yes, you have complete choice on whether/when you play it! - Squirrel
LRRbot: Hardbristle Bandit [1G] | Creature — Plant Rogue [1/1] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Whenever you commit a crime, untap Hardbristle Bandit. This ability triggers only once each turn.
LRRbot: Murder [1BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature.
Desruprot: green rogue
bwk789: no Adam this isn’t vintage cube!
Juliamon: bristowbruh what set doesn't though
electroswagnetism: moidah....
madcat2030: Not the moose!
bristowbruh: @Bugberry aint that the truth lol
jimfaindel: Pretty sure murder is a crime
Jaime Grijalba: and a treasure
Nonregional: I wonder - is Fake Your Own Death going to see play in scam?
Chaos Treader: I live in New York and the entire state is preparing for massive amounts of people, Niagara Falls especially.
LRRbot: Hardbristle Bandit [1G] | Creature — Plant Rogue [1/1] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Whenever you commit a crime, untap Hardbristle Bandit. This ability triggers only once each turn.
LRRbot: Murder [1BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature.
NewtyNewts: Just iced!
Carlioo: this newspaper is way too smart
Voidhawk42: Necromancers introduce some *wild* possible scams. "Jump in front of that us, I'll sue and then use the money to rez you!"
BrowneePoints: Adam Moided da Moose
Desruprot: Murder is a crime
jimfaindel: Almost certain
McMenno: id like to report a murder
maclenrac: murder, that's a crime
LRRbot: Humiliate [WB] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. Put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control.
DeviantHS: murder just hits different in this set
niccus: you *can* cast murder as a non-crime
LRRbot: Savage Smash [1RG] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn. It fights target creature you don't control.
LSRubin: "vee have killed moose, now vee must kill squirrel"
BrowneePoints: Adam killed a moose, revoke his Canadian citizenship
Ad_Vurt: Ohhh Humiliate, I thought he said Humility and thought "wow they sure had some spicy reprints here"
jimfaindel: Ben, consider drawing non-land permanents!
LRRbot: Humiliate [WB] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. Put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control.
Lorne Palmatier: no way nonregional, 2 mana is somehow 5000% more than 1
LRRbot: Savage Smash [1RG] | Sorcery | Target creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn. It fights target creature you don't control.
Sarah: I live in Toronto, which is close to but not quite in the path of totality, so there are probably going to be a hell of a lot of people travelling across the city to get somewhere that is
Todd Be Praised: I live in Vermont and people here are freaking out because of folks coming into see the eclipse.
Lorne Palmatier: in modern at least
Nonregional: Fair
Desruprot: I think Humility is reserve listed
gnome_friend: We do need more non Ursus arctos bears
OldUncleDan: Adam killed moose, so now he's no longer welcome in Frostbite Falls, MN.
Falannt: @Bugberry if you think so.
BrowneePoints: nah Ben likes lands
LRRbot: Snakeskin Veil [G] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains hexproof until end of turn.
BrowneePoints: famously a fan of them
kynelwynn: Monogreen reach has certainly gone up. 2 in Woe, 2 in LCI, 2 in MKM, and now 6 in this set. There's actually fewer fliers in this set than in MKM too. So, it's a discernable trend, imo
DeviantHS: now ben can draw his 7 mana mythic
LoadingReadyRun:
Spinewoods Paladin doesn't listen to what people say a Paladin *should* be like.
LRRbot: Forlorn Flats | Land — Desert | Forlorn Flats enters the battlefield tapped. / When Forlorn Flats enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
Juliamon: would love some sun bears, they're cute lil guys
cheshire_creeper: he's the premier lands pilot in this former
goldensunkn1ght5: Adam with the turnabout
ZachtlyAsIntended:
?
Bugberry: @Falannt Don't know why you are being obtuse. It's a fact that certain phrasings are uncommon. Things don't have to be brand new to be confusing.
funguslore: Flood on flood action
Desruprot: thats a lot of land
TXC2: a game of skill
jimfaindel: That's why I only ever play 15 lands in limited
Desomas: Just as Garfield feared
LRRbot: Hardbristle Bandit [1G] | Creature — Plant Rogue [1/1] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Whenever you commit a crime, untap Hardbristle Bandit. This ability triggers only once each turn.
pyronils80: Mana flood is real!
DeviantHS: atleast they are having fun. right?
Dane Acree: shoutout to the designer who made changes to the text and other info area stuff. looks great for the western theme
LRRbot: Snakeskin Veil [G] | Instant | Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains hexproof until end of turn.
LRRbot: Forlorn Flats | Land — Desert | Forlorn Flats enters the battlefield tapped. / When Forlorn Flats enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
Todd Be Praised: We’ve been putting out caution for people to not go out hiking on trails to see it. Everything is covered in snow and tails haven’t been opened yet, so it’s a recipe for disaster.
Plundy: magic the gathering
Cos Sin: @Nonregional it was originally printed in SNC, so you can already play it.
LRRbot: Hardbristle Bandit [1G] | Creature — Plant Rogue [1/1] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Whenever you commit a crime, untap Hardbristle Bandit. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Nonregional: Oh, I wasn’t aware
NewtyNewts: It's a landful of hand
gnome_friend: @Bugberry There's a subculture of MTG players who like being obtuse
LRRbot: Vault Plunderer [2B] | Creature — Human Rogue [3/1] | When Vault Plunderer enters the battlefield, target player draws a card and loses 1 life.
KharadBanar: Ben is at 3
the_spider_bucket: good basic art choices tho
Mangledpixel: Magic, and furthermore, The Gathering
thatguysteve2709: Adam is using his new vintage skills like a pro
LRRbot: Beastbond Outcaster [2G] | Creature — Human Druid [3/3] | When Beastbond Outcaster enters the battlefield, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, draw a card. / Plot {1}{G}
LRRbot: Journey to Nowhere [1W] | Enchantment | When Journey to Nowhere enters the battlefield, exile target creature. / When Journey to Nowhere leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
BrowneePoints: I’m sorry Ben :S
LRRMTG_Judge: @Bugberry Adding to this, newer sets combine an increasing quantity of elements together, and the cards are pushed so there are fewer decisions total, so each matters more. More complex and powerful cards make for more thinking and elements to keep track of. Plus the cards are new. Magic is rarely easy. - Squirrel
ztghostie: AND. IN THIS CORNER.
TXC2: Left side wins again!
waywardrunt:
rats
averythetiger: Death by jar
garash2k: also, the longest ever!
LRRbot: Vault Plunderer [2B] | Creature — Human Rogue [3/1] | When Vault Plunderer enters the battlefield, target player draws a card and loses 1 life.
LRRbot: Beastbond Outcaster [2G] | Creature — Human Druid [3/3] | When Beastbond Outcaster enters the battlefield, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, draw a card. / Plot {1}{G}
LRRbot: Journey to Nowhere [1W] | Enchantment | When Journey to Nowhere enters the battlefield, exile target creature. / When Journey to Nowhere leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefi…
Shan Wolf: Ben having a bad time? LOL
BusTed: ggs
GredGredmansson: depends on the commander game
niccus: there's still a commander game
Falannt: @Bugberry sorry? Okay, someone more on the list...
Dog_of_Myth:
Luminaire_p: It's the Medianist
boredkid07: D:
Desruprot:
RogueLink:
goldensunkn1ght5: NEAT
jimfaindel: Cameron, you are such a joy!
GredGredmansson: !card Fight to the Death
LRRbot: Fight to the Death [RW] | Instant | Destroy all blocking creatures and all blocked creatures.
notthepenguins: While undead?
ImmortalLen: It'll be both the longest and the shortest!
RetroHibiscus: seems like an average length
Spades_Slicc: This categorically is the fastest pre launch showcase. as there hasn't been another one
Piecrust9: Wait I thought this was the longest showcase
funguslore:
Can't wait for a 4 hour commander game
Mr_Horrible: I've missed Serge's off-camera giggles
DeviantHS: if its bear knuckle, i will bet on graham
BrowneePoints: Graham has reach by cam has deep seated rage
RetroHibiscus: divide by 1
gnome_friend:
@LRRMTG_Judge
polluxr: just add planechase and archeenemy to it
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
Battzzaro: endless commander game
maclenrac: Gissa good
TXC2: polluxr moster
TXC2: *monster
Valfreyja69: good lord that was fast
DNAli3n: i really want to see the izzet deck pop off
Valfreyja69: poor benny boi
Marvoleath: @polluxr I think they will have the bounties?
Bugberry: @Falannt for the record, I get annoyed when people act like cards are more complex than they are, but this is an understandable mixup.
polluxr: oh yeah, the bounties too
LRRMTG_Judge: @gnome_friend lrrHeart - Squirrel
taydr0: will you be playing with the bounties for the commander game?
DeviantHS: if underhanded tricks are allowed, i would bet on cam. i bet he is slick with a knife
Sarah: I like these odds
GreenMonkeySam: I love LRR so much
Plundy: zoomies
Fire Mouse: IT ALL COMES FULL CIRCLE! ADAM HAS CASTED JOURNEY TO NOWHERE!
Nonregional: Presumably the commander game will have the new bounties mechanic?
Jonathan Petzold: LRR MTG!
luke1x: Came in near the end did Ben just flood out
Valfreyja69: yeup
Pharmacistjudge: so chat. which legend did not get a cowboy version that you wanted to get a cowboy version?
DeviantHS: @Pharmacistjudge oko. he got like 7
theevilslime: Baral as corrupt sherrif
cheshire_creeper: @Pharmacistjudge guff
maclenrac: Bolas
TXC2: Ariella ?
DeviantHS: real answer colossal dreadmaw
rogerivany: Wow this ad is loud when my volume is set to 1%
luke1x: Would love a cowboy Ghalta
Arkouda Chien: Bounties look cool
Josh Weaver: WEIGHING IN AT 6/6
Arkouda Chien: I'm excited to see them in action
electroswagnetism: @Pharmacistjudge Adriana, Captain of the Guard
Natedogg2: I just want an Urza head with a cowboy hat on it.
LowUpsideCJ: @Pharmacistjudge Borborygmos
Bugberry: @Falannt and part of Magic design since Lorwyn was reducing onboard complexity from things that seemed simple, like on board tricks, because despite being simple mechanics they add up to make a complex boardstate.
Verrain2: Literally any dinosaur in a cowboy hat.
BrowneePoints: I mean they weren’t wrong, there was a massive amount of negativity levied at this set
Robot_Bones: no cowboy omnath
Fenrikson: @pharmacistjudge Yargle!
Wild_jackalope: codie, the book needs a hat
BrowneePoints: so much in fact it’s the first time I didn’t engage in preview season with the community for the first time ever
maclenrac: Yargle
DeviantHS: just imagine a reprint of colossal dreadmaw with a colossal cowboy hat
BrowneePoints: in 17 years of playing
Nonregional: Same. I like it when they add things that incentivize commander players to take a game action
kynelwynn: Better, Dreadmaw but with a normal sied hat
maclenrac: Blightsteel
Wild_jackalope: @maclenrac isn't whoever rides them their mount?
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Juliamon: Best: Dreadmaw with a cowboy fascinator
fishtail03: this song sounds familiar
Pharmacistjudge: the. complexity reduction after llorwyn was only at common. and they’ve rolled back that mentality. it’s more important for the game to be fun and exciting
Wild_jackalope: @Fenrikson Thanks for the gift sub! Nice!
taydr0: @DeviantHS Colossal Yee-Haw
BrowneePoints: Dreadmaw with a Bolo tie and vest
BrowneePoints: how did it get them on?
kynelwynn: fishtail: Did you play "Just Shapes and Beats"?
BrowneePoints: the plane may never know
Fenrikson: @wild_jackalope no worries, I'm a Codie fan too, so iwant to see a Western version of him lol
pyrelight: i feel disappointed that there wasn't the keyword : Victim to go with the Commit a Crime
LowUpsideCJ: Windgace br Ajani because cat in a cowboy hat
Falannt: @Bugberry okayokay. Let me please be. Magic is too complicated. Are you happy now?
DeviantHS: i would also love a vampire dreadmaw. fake teeth and colossal red cape
fishtail03: @kynelwynn nope
Spades_Slicc: Does anyone else think that the characters that were previously established as being incapable of being planeswalkers (angels, demons, gods, elementals, "creatures made from a specific plane's mana") shouldn't be able to use the Omenpaths?
kynelwynn: then i dunno
oldmanlayfield: Is this not a pre prerelease?
jimfaindel: I just had an ad where a powder soup company asked me to install vegetable mods into Fortnite and sign a petition to have devs make them permanent elements of the game
Bugberry: @Pharmacistjudge sure, but the principles still apply to making sure Limited board states don't get out of hand, or that certain commons don't lead to unfun play patterns.
gnome_friend: @Spades_Slicc It is odd that Gonti got here
DNAli3n: @pyrelight victim: must be targeted by your opponent if able
Juliamon: !showcase
LRRbot: The OTJ Showcase isn’t a “Pre-Prerelease” because LRR don’t yet have that contract finalized with WotC. So, instead of focusing on Prerelease Sealed, LRR are showing off three different formats. WotC is still providing the product but the event is not paid or sponsored.
Spades_Slicc: or rakdos
polluxr: @Spades_Slicc it certainly feels weird and the sort of thing that would cause mana imbalances since they are made of pure mana
Fenrikson: @spades_slicc yes
LRRMTG_Judge: @Bugberry This is a great call. I played some Lorwyn draft a few times; none of the cards are individually hard to understand, but the board states (and ensuing stacks) are an enormous headache. Even something like Amoeboid Changeling sitting untapped adds so many branches to the decision tree. - Squirrel
neisan2112: So do we know why Talking Sim is set only 30 min before LetsNope next week?
Bugberry: @Falannt never said it was "too" complicated, just that it is and can be in unexpected ways.
Jonathan Petzold: this music sounds like if Tetris did ecstasy..
aesir_blade: @Spades_Slicc corporate says get more crossovers happening we gotta be fortnite
notthepenguins: That's the whole reason omenpaths exist imo
Spades_Slicc: like can liesa or ormandahl leave innistrahd now?
DeviantHS: @oldmanlayfield yes and no. playing sealed (done), draft (i think 1 round left) and then commander.
BrowneePoints: nah Gonti etc makes sense from a “I’m expanding my power base or supply lines” perspective
gnome_friend: I still wish Omenpaths didn't exist but that gets interpreted as xenophobia somehow
polluxr: @Spades_Slicc but I assume they'll just state the omenpaths reach mana equilibrium when someone crosses over
BrowneePoints: same for Macaroni
Alex_Frostfire: @aesir_blade But we already had fortnite.
Fenrikson: @spades_slicc surely angels/gosss etc, their "power" comes from their plane, I'd love to see an Angel travel the omen paths and then turn into a normal person like woops
BrowneePoints: and Satoru
GredGredmansson: I like the conceit that they CAN leave, but they might not feel the best if they do
BrowneePoints: nope
jimfaindel: @gnome_friend Wow, didn't expect to learn this way that you are anti-immigration, smh
kynelwynn: @BrowneePoints I think it's more that Gonti was actively dying, needing the artifical heart to keep going.
BrowneePoints: there’s 3 different types of angels on OTJ alone
Tom: Anyone else excited for the Olivia deck?
Jonathan Petzold: Crime seems fun!
LithelyUnshod: @Spades_Slicc I mean, we have at least one Angel planeswalker now, so that seems moot?
GredGredmansson: like that elemental creature from the Aftermath story that Nissa and Chandra fought
Bugberry: @LRRMTG_Judge It was also because in Lorwyn/Morningtide, all the different creature type combos led to having to track all of the Races and the Classes, like Faery Rogues, Goblin Rogues, Faery WIzards etc.
LowUpsideCJ: If they take omenpaths they get wild west classic wasting disease
Mr_Horrible:
@LowUpsideCJ land in Thunder Junction, immediately contract TB 
Fenrikson: @lowupsidecj some Angel sees a pop-up, you died of dysentary
GredGredmansson: i like the idea that its not just the planeswalkers that we can see multiple times regardless of setting
jimfaindel: Tap, tap, die of dissentery
LRRMTG_Judge: @Bugberry Oh my, I never played that one (my only experience is some triple Lorwyn flashback drafts on mtgo) and that sounds even worse lol. - Squirrel
BrowneePoints: there are zendikar cappenan AND ravnican angels in this set I believe
Spades_Slicc: @LithelyUnshod Okay, I don't like what archangel elspeth means for how pre-existing lore works
polluxr: I feel like the negativity towards this set is totally justifiable as it feels like an overt Blorbification. A lot of the worldbuilding and original designs are great and the set seems like a blast, but it's undeniable that there are a lot of inclusions that feel out of place and fanservicy
Fenrikson: Outlaws of Dysentary Junction
GredGredmansson: what plane does Holy Cow come from
samwiser_: When is the family jambaly?
Juliamon: !schedule
jimfaindel: Holy cow is a native
Spades_Slicc: I hope we get some lore followup to Geralf's hypothesis on plane specific mana and omenpath walking
thatguysteve2709: I agree with omenpaths are a problem but I am hoping the story removes them all together after a few sets, and they go back to block sets. @gnome_friend
GredGredmansson: @Spades_Slicc yeah that was super neat
Wild_jackalope: Would be interesting if those planar beings would take over some attributes of the planes they visit.
polluxr: I just wish they would simply do like they did the What If phyrexianized cards and say some of the cards are just because they wanted to make designs and not necessarily canon
samwiser_: Thanks @juliamon !
cameron_in_the_hizous: @samwiser_ Wednesday
jimfaindel: Vraska and Jace's epilogue mentioned how dangerous a single planar bridge was, and how unginged an interconnected multiverse would become
BrowneePoints: yea I wonder how Geralf’s thesis is going to
Angreed66: Block sets are not coming back. they sold way worse than the current model
samwiser_: And thank you to the wonderful hizous
Fenrikson: legendary characters are good for commander and commander sells, so I'd assume omenpaths is an easy hand wavey to have more characters in every set
gnome_friend: @thatguysteve2709 Yeah, for sets like this I wish they could just say it was a more complex core set on multiple planes rather than forcing everyone onto the same plane
Mr_Horrible: @polluxr kinda where I sit with it, tbh. I just think it's a "not for me" sorta thing, with how fast we got to a big mashup of characters after the new rules of the universe got set up. Love the original aspects of the setting
jimfaindel: Planeswalkers lost their spark because we as a community didn't support brawl. SMH
Mr_Horrible: *of the setting, though
Bugberry: The Mercenary Tokens in this set only using their tap ability at Sorcery Speed is the latest example of this complexity issue being addressed. If it wasn't at sorcery speed, calculating blocks and potential damage would be an extra nightmare.
Spades_Slicc: @jimfaindel Yeah, imagine how interesting it'd be if the OTJ story showed this at all
BrowneePoints: no thanks give me weirdos from different places having to deal with a new place as cultures clash
maclenrac: missing core sets
polluxr: what annoys me is that they cherry pick the most popular cards that just got new cards instead of giving some underappreciated legends time to shine
BrowneePoints: I’ll take the messy vibrant storytelling that can come from that
LSRubin: i want to make an outlaws deck with Wedding Invitation in it, so i can call it "In-Laws"
LRRMTG_Judge: FWIW I believe Maro has stated that "everyone is here" sets like this will be a recurring occasional thing rather than every set in perpetuity. How true that is, we can't know, but I think they are sympathetic to this being A Bit Much to have be the permanent state of play. - Squirrel
Fenrikson: @polluxr agree
rand0mtask_: @Fenrikson It is that 100%, walkers are harder to design and have less prestige in Commander. Shifting focus in sets to legendary creatures solves a lot of their issues and the community eats it up.
notthepenguins: I like omenpaths for allowing us a "core cast" that isn't just planeswalkers
GredGredmansson: @Spades_Slicc this story is still in its infancy we don't show the danger this early
Falannt: @Bugberry Then, I dont know, what you want. Have fun and enjoy the difficult boardstate and defend mistakes.
gnome_friend: @BrowneePoints Why not make one plane more diverse and have migration there?
BrowneePoints: Maro said one set a year where it’s more crossovery
BrowneePoints: boring still one established plane
Jonathan Petzold: Big fan of the wanted poster treatments in this set!
notthepenguins: I like walkers, but I was so tired of the gatewatch
Fenrikson: @rand0mtask_ plus absolutely
TXC2: one plane more diverse = Ravnica
jimfaindel: @gnome_friend That's literally Thunder Junction tho
thatguysteve2709: Yeah but I like unique commanders from a set of a specific place by having recurring characters while leads to story it deminshes the location.
GredGredmansson: yeah next year's version of that is the Death Race set
GredGredmansson: and then probably the "Grand Finale" the year after
Mr_Horrible: I hadn't seen that, Squirrel, but it's good (for me, at least) to know they're viewing it as a sometimes food. I just think it was a bit fast to get here after MOM
codycantfocus:
aw man is that the RoadQuest theme
polluxr: and I really want to see commerce and communication between the planes. Have them showcase a bazaar or a translator's guild near omenpaths
Bugberry: @LRRMTG_Judge It also makes a ton of sense for a Western setting, since this time in history was defined by people from all over, like China and Europe, migrating to the area.
kynelwynn: @polluxr Kaervek got a card
BrowneePoints: OTJ is fun cuz there was no society or culture and now one is being built in real time from all these folks clashing
cameron_in_the_hizous: people act like planeswalkers are op in lore but Kellan literally mind controlled a dragon to kill itself without much issue and hes been around for less than a year
gnome_friend: @jimfaindel It isn't, because Thunder Junction was made to have "no history"
notthepenguins: Good point @bugberry
Verrain2:
TXC2: and we're back
Mr_Horrible: @Bugberry y'know that's a good point, I hadn't considered that aspect. The setting *does* fit very well for it
just__fitz: The flavour match
Boof Troupe: Who drafted Olivia?
rand0mtask_: Welcome back to my shirt is crooked, weird show but I am down
Fenrikson: my shirt is crooked is one of my favorite settings
gnome_friend: The set seems fun though
BrowneePoints: kaladeshi trains, ravnican phone lines, food from across existence
maclenrac: Draft
polluxr: @kynelwynn didn't he get a card the latest dominaria sets too? Hardly an underrepresented legend as of now
drfox17: i love the loadingreadyrun entertainment network!
LRRMTG_Judge: @Bugberry Smart, I like that line of thinking. - Squirrel
gnome_friend: @BrowneePoints We definitely don't need the same technology everywhere
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kynelwynn: @polluxr You might be thinking of Lim-Dul
BrowneePoints: folks striving for a new life as some big names are taking the chance to expand their influence and network
maclenrac: Verbal signals
GredGredmansson: mirror match
Wild_jackalope: signaling is strong if you yell, "I got green mythics"
LRRbot: Conduit Pylons | Land — Desert | When Conduit Pylons enters the battlefield, surveil 1. / {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Mr_Horrible: Cameron's deck name oh my god
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: is there a quick neat definition to whatever "signaling" means?
Tom: oh, I meant the commander deck ><
Jonathan Petzold: Yay!
LRRbot: Conduit Pylons | Land — Desert | When Conduit Pylons enters the battlefield, surveil 1. / {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
GredGredmansson: its the Klacks
GredGredmansson: from discworld
rand0mtask_: Ral must construct more pylons
Kingsgrave: Ral is so cool
lightfut: You must construct additional pylons
BrowneePoints: at the behest of Niv
tehfewl: i heard you need more of those
Ad_Vurt: GNU Gideon
CommiePuddin: Ral is busy creating the internet.
cheshire_creeper: @GredGredmansson Exactly what I thought when I saw it
just__fitz: Ravnica Western Union
Mythallian: Ral requires additional pylons
LRRbot: Silver Deputy [2] | Artifact Creature — Mercenary [1/2] | When Silver Deputy enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card or a Desert card, reveal it, then shuffle and put it on top. / {T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
TXC2: fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn what a person does or does not take out of a pack in a draft is "signalling"
ExachixKitsune: is that so Ral can get mail from his boyfriend wherever he goes?
matthaus_c: BUG Meridian, Or The Evening Leovoldness In The West
niccus: ravnica is about to find out what spam messages are like in kamigawa
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: @TXC2 tyty
LRRbot: Festering Gulch | Land — Desert | Festering Gulch enters the battlefield tapped. / When Festering Gulch enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
LRRMTG_Judge:
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Tweygoh: its technically and outlaw so you cant shoot the sheriff it
TheWarbo: but when Sliver Deputy?
Kingsgrave: Coming in glutch
Boof Troupe: oh
LRRbot: Silver Deputy [2] | Artifact Creature — Mercenary [1/2] | When Silver Deputy enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card or a Desert card, reveal it, then shuffle and pu…
LRRbot: Festering Gulch | Land — Desert | Festering Gulch enters the battlefield tapped. / When Festering Gulch enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
Alex_Frostfire: The mercenary token ability!
TXC2: clip it, and NAME the clip
GredGredmansson: @LoadingReadyRun there is an official ruling for "Shoot the Sheriff" stating that because this Mercenary is the only Deputy in the set, you cannot Shoot the Deputy
BrowneePoints: Ravnica is about to both find out Tarkir invented iced Coffee and Niv is gonna start a war with the dragons on Arcavios and Tarkir at the same time
ExachixKitsune: Hello Pharmacistjudge!
LRRMTG_Judge: @fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn It's part of the theory of how to draft well. The idea is that if you see good cards in a pack, you can assume the people passing to you took cards they preferred over them. Probably cards in other colours, or that fit a different strategy. So a premium removal spell late in a pack might be "a signal" that other players passing to you don't want that colour. Which is great - if you put yourself in that colour you'll hopefully get more good cards further on! - Squirrel
TheWarbo: actually, that’s what OTJ was missing: Sliver Queen In A Cowboy Hat
LRRbot: Bandit's Haul [3] | Artifact | Whenever you commit a crime, put a loot counter on Bandit's Haul. This ability triggers only once each turn. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {2}, {T}, Remove two loot counters from Bandit's Haul: Draw a card.
Fenrikson: with the new network, I'm waiting for the a new red card, "hot single point of damage in your area"
gnome_friend: All planes are now the same after being colonized by Ravnica
Mr_Horrible: @kynelwynn Kaervek did get a 2nd legend card in one of the recent core sets iirc (well, "recent"). The mono-black one that gives all other creatures -1/-1
LRRbot: Bandit's Haul [3] | Artifact | Whenever you commit a crime, put a loot counter on Bandit's Haul. This ability triggers only once each turn. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {2}, {T}, Remove two lo…
LRRbot: Vraska, the Silencer [1BG] | Legendary Creature — Gorgon Assassin [3/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever a nontoken creature an opponent controls dies, you may pay {1}. If you do, return that card to the battlefield tapped under your control. It's a Treasure artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color," and it loses all other card types.
GredGredmansson: hi vraska
DeM0nFiRe: Who is the silencest?
Clicklesly: Attacking you opponent is for some reason not a crime ^^
jimfaindel: Ravnica can't even manage to completely colonize the grül, they can try and colonize Ikoria if they want
WaltzMaster1: doesn't lose abilities
WaltzMaster1: only types
tehfewl: still has its abilities
LRRMTG_Judge:
it still has its abilities. 
Bugberry: It's like Shelob but with treasure instead of Food
Tweygoh: wha
Desruprot:
TheBorzoi: So it can be an unblockable treasure
tehfewl: just like that food spider
rand0mtask_: Cam committed a crime in front of everyone
kynelwynn: @Mr_Horrible Yeah, m21 isn't exactly recent.
LRRbot: Vraska, the Silencer [1BG] | Legendary Creature — Gorgon Assassin [3/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever a nontoken creature an opponent controls dies, you may pay {1}. If you do, return that card to the batt…
LRRMTG_Judge: From the Release Notes: The returned card will lose any other subtypes and card types and will be only a Treasure artifact. It will retain its supertypes as well as its abilities. - Natedogg
LRRbot: Consuming Ashes [2BB] | Instant | Exile target creature. If it had mana value 3 or less, surveil 2.
BrowneePoints: did you draft her baby boy too Graham?
Marvoleath: it also technically still have stats, right? so if you would change it into a vehicle it can be effectively crewed
Desruprot: rip Vraska
polluxr: @Bugberry also didn't need to deal damage with a spider for the effect, so even more strictly better
violetblight: whos silenced now
Spades_Slicc: Which magic story should I use Cameron channel points to request he read?
goldensunkn1ght5: RIP Vraska
polluxr: poor vraska :C
electroswagnetism: It's okay, she's bounced back from exile before
neisan2112: Is the crime trigger once per turn?
kynelwynn: Got Ral Zar-zapped
matthaus_c: @Spades_Slicc either of the epilogue ones
Garfman314: what's the list of crimes?
neisan2112: Damn
LRRMTG_Judge: @Marvoleath This is correct! Vehicles you copy with Vraska's ability can be crewed and turned into creatures normally. - Squirrel
SeiichiSin:
Just had to go AFK, clicked on the stream to pause it because I have been missing so many streams lately I am to used to watching youtube vods. 
matthaus_c: not the snore text!
McMenno: F
Garfman314: how is attacking not?
Mr_Horrible: @kynelwynn I mean, stuff from 2021 is still in standard. "Recent" has varied and strange definitions in Magic
Piecrust9: You can only benefit from crime once
TXC2: the best/ worst words in magic
Battzzaro: crime only pays a bit
RassilonDND: Shouldve killed graham's vraska on his turn
gnome_friend: @matthaus_c I agree; the epilogues are the best stories
maclenrac: Kills the gorgon and then hits the high notes
GredGredmansson: @Garfman314 targeting your opponent, anything they control, or cards in their graveyard is a crime
LRRbot: Consuming Ashes [2BB] | Instant | Exile target creature. If it had mana value 3 or less, surveil 2.
Spades_Slicc: @matthaus_c I was thinking family game night or the og og innistrad epistolary story article
RassilonDND: but hindsight is 20/20/20
BrowneePoints: an atiin lady!
LRRbot: Giant Beaver [3G] | Creature — Beaver Mount [4/4] | Vigilance / Whenever Giant Beaver attacks while saddled, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature that saddled it this turn. / Saddle 3
ExachixKitsune: well there is now
LRRbot: Hardbristle Bandit [1G] | Creature — Plant Rogue [1/1] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Whenever you commit a crime, untap Hardbristle Bandit. This ability triggers only once each turn.
KharadBanar: Inpatient or outpatient?
Desruprot: big beaver
Laserbeaks_Fury: Aw, the Naturalist is sick
Robot_Bones: nice beaver
Battzzaro: is dealing combat damage considered a crime?
Bugberry: While technically tap abiliies can be done more than once a turn if you can untap them, in most games they are effectively once a turn.
Ard_Rhys: almost all the crime payoffs are once per turn in order to avoid constructed combos with repeatable targeting effects
BrowneePoints: I hope we see more of the Atiin Graham
Marvoleath: @Robot_Bones thanks, I had is stuffed!
kynelwynn:
@Mr_Horrible M21 is explictly not legal in Standard.
NewtyNewts: If this was Arena, we'd be able to see that wasn't the swamp he just drew
LRRbot: Lush Oasis | Land — Desert | Lush Oasis enters the battlefield tapped. / When Lush Oasis enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
matthaus_c: @Spades_Slicc twins stories would also be some banger picks
jimfaindel: Nah, combat damage is a noble endeavor, not a crime
Wonderdoc: all the abilities starting with "whenever" and ending with "triggers only once each turn" are horrible formatting and should be reworded in future releases
BrowneePoints: a whole group of planar nomads is neat
LRRMTG_Judge:
@Battzzaro combat is not a crime
SnackPak_: woooow
Desruprot: the crime spree continues
matthaus_c: if at first you don't succeed, Crime, Crime again
McMenno: you're gonna be the one who saves me
LSRubin: someBODY once told me...
LRRbot: Giant Beaver [3G] | Creature — Beaver Mount [4/4] | Vigilance / Whenever Giant Beaver attacks while saddled, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature that saddled it this turn. / Saddle 3
LRRbot: Hardbristle Bandit [1G] | Creature — Plant Rogue [1/1] | {T}: Add one mana of any color. / Whenever you commit a crime, untap Hardbristle Bandit. This ability triggers only once each turn.
LRRbot: Lush Oasis | Land — Desert | Lush Oasis enters the battlefield tapped. / When Lush Oasis enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
NewtyNewts: And I said, maybe.
thanzo: any way, here's overwatch
LRRMTG_Judge: @Battzzaro No it is not. Targeting your opponent, their spells/abilties/permanents, or cards in their graveyard is a crime. - Natedogg
rand0mtask_: Well now I want an un-set where the card tracks fashion crimes
GredGredmansson: today, daydaydayday, daydaydaydayday, daydayday
SilverHalcyon: You're a Lush Oasis
BrowneePoints: it’s a cactus waterfaaaaaaalllll @loadingreadyrun
TXC2:
ah, I see, the Crime is getting Demonetized
LowUpsideCJ: You're gonna be the one to jace me
LRRbot: This Town Ain't Big Enough [4U] | Instant | This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a permanent you control. / Return up to two target nonland permanents to their owners' hands.
Bugberry: @Wonderdoc lots of other cards end their abilities with the restrictions, not jus the "triggers once each turn" ones.
cameron_in_the_hizous: just found out Torpor Orb is gunna be legal in standard soon
NewtyNewts: @GredGredmansson By now, no-no-no-no-now
jimfaindel: Crime!
GredGredmansson: crime
polluxr: So if the Atiin are not Natiive to the plane, where are them from? It seems like a plane I'd like us to visit
cameron_in_the_hizous: rip Domain
Robot_Bones: YEEAAAA ahhhhhh aahhhh
LRRMTG_Judge: they ran away together
TXC2: anybody else have Big enough play in their head?
tehfewl: "This is a crime" new button
Juliamon: I don't believe that anybody feels feels feels feels
BrowneePoints: we don’t know where the atiin are from
matthaus_c: Crimed, and failed? No matter. Crime again, fail again, Fail better.
RassilonDND: why you always crime-ing
Invitare: I would like to cast Giant Growth on This Town
BrowneePoints: just that they are planar nomads
LRRbot: Festering Gulch | Land — Desert | Festering Gulch enters the battlefield tapped. / When Festering Gulch enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
gnome_friend: @polluxr Apparently a plane where they were all already planeswalkers?
gamefreak3072: taps sign. no wonderwall
Tom: XD
LRRbot: This Town Ain't Big Enough [4U] | Instant | This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a permanent you control. / Return up to two target nonland permanents to their owners' hands.
Jonathan Petzold: Great job LRRbot! keep up the good work!
LRRbot: Festering Gulch | Land — Desert | Festering Gulch enters the battlefield tapped. / When Festering Gulch enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
jimfaindel: That card was just made for Cameron, its soooo his style. Control and draw
BrowneePoints: the Atiin never stay in one place long
Ard_Rhys: Cam is doing all the things
Kingsgrave: three?
gnome_friend: @polluxr It doesn't make sense
Mr_Horrible:
@kynelwynn yes, and that's not what I said playing with cards from 3 years ago in the "up-to-date" format today vs a card from 4 years ago being "not recent" is the distinction that I'm saying is muddy
loufghyslaufey: Somehow Deserts returned!?
Desruprot: to Crime and Crime again
WaltzMaster1: did you take a damage?
matthaus_c: Cam thinking like a Vintage Cuber
maclenrac: Cam's a landlord
LRRbot: Silver Deputy [2] | Artifact Creature — Mercenary [1/2] | When Silver Deputy enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card or a Desert card, reveal it, then shuffle and put it on top. / {T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
Ad_Vurt: I love the part where Cameron says "it's criming time" and crimed all over Graham
Dog_of_Myth: Cameron "Crimes Pays" Lauder
Desruprot: Cam's Crimes
Kingsgrave: @maclenrac it would explain all the crimes
rogerivany: Whoever said Crime doesn't pay?
Wonderdoc: @Bugberry I just hate how whenever implies sth can happen more than once which that sentence akwardly shuts down. should be sth like "the first time you do X each turn,abc happens"
DeviantHS: <message deleted>SHERIFF HE SAID FAIL TO FIND BUT DIDNT SHUFFLE
BrowneePoints: @gnome_friend or they were nomads on their home plane and extended that cultural trait to the multiverse?
McMenno: booo
rand0mtask_: With the loot card we have confirmed that crimes are still crimes even if they aren't observed by creatures
TXC2: easy on the all caps there
LRRbot: Mindslaver [6] | Legendary Artifact | {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Mindslaver: You control target player during that player's next turn.
LRRbot: Silver Deputy [2] | Artifact Creature — Mercenary [1/2] | When Silver Deputy enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card or a Desert card, reveal it, then shuffle and pu…
Dog_of_Myth: Yes!!
Desruprot: oh hai
Alex_Frostfire: It's a may ability, so Cameron wouldn't even need to search, technically.
Sir_Louis: funky!
slickslickman: WHAAA
cheshire_creeper: uh oh
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thanzo: uhoh
Mr_Horrible: yeah that's the usual reaction to Mindslaver
Ard_Rhys: oh boy
Ad_Vurt: I love the flavour text on it
jimfaindel: Minslavery is a serious fellony
loufghyslaufey: Deserts can compete against snow now!?
ztghostie: oh look, a crime both mechanically and socially
ipoddodd: crimes mcgee over here
Bugberry: @Wonderdoc but with "the first time" then the effect would not work if you played the card after the triggering event already happened earlier in the turn.
LSRubin:
just casual Mindslaver in limited
kumatsu: I LOVE this mindslaver treatment
Kingsgrave: That's a crime just waiting to happen
kynelwynn: That Mondslaver art has some distinctly Deadlands vibes
TXC2: Mindslaver is a capital crime
Desruprot: any artifact returning and that slaver is in business
thanzo: urza's snow dessert
Ard_Rhys: It has been a while since I have seen a mindslaver activated
polluxr: the breaking news frame is AWESOME, but i kinda hate that all of them have that "PROSPERITY POST" thing on top
niccus: huh that guy doesn't seem to be having a good time. i ownder why.
NewtyNewts: Million-star rating
LithelyUnshod: @loufghyslaufey I mean, Snow has land type duals
ZachtlyAsIntended: I know what he's saying, but I SWEAR I'm hearing "Bandisol" like it's bandit scented pinesol
Mr_Horrible: also imagine the news story talking about mindslaver. Just sitting on like page 5 in the corner of the newspaper
Kingsgrave: I love the Breaking News art style
jimfaindel: To quote MTGRemy, "I mindslaver myself"
RassilonDND: that's definitely my favorite mindslaver variant
accountmadeforants: Mindslaver is less kind than Emrakul, even
GredGredmansson: its my FAVORITE deputy
Carlioo: This is gonna be wild on arena lol
LRRbot: Mindslaver [6] | Legendary Artifact | {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Mindslaver: You control target player during that player's next turn.
NewtyNewts: Is that a crime?
Mr_Horrible:
@ZachtlyAsIntended it's what bandits use to shave
Flyingdelorion: Will these extra cards be on Arena, anyone? Thanks in advance!
loufghyslaufey: We sure Thunder Junction isn't trying to spin an altered Fallout realm society
TXC2:
this card wont be banned in brawl for some godless reason
BrowneePoints: the Posterity Post is the town newspaper for Posterity. it’s the entire kayfabe for that list
grovak: @loufghyslaufey probably borderlands
therepoman__: Ebaums world................
polluxr:
pretty lady with a gentle flavor text
LSRubin: FIRE ZE MISSILES
Natedogg2: @Flyingdelorion They should be. They haven't announced that any of them will be replaced.
LRRbot: Soured Springs | Land — Desert | Soured Springs enters the battlefield tapped. / When Soured Springs enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
Mangledpixel: we are going to be the weirdest old people
LRRbot: Rush of Dread [1BB] | Sorcery | Spree / + {1} — Target opponent sacrifices half the creatures they control, rounded up. / + {2} — Target opponent discards half the cards in their hand, rounded up. / + {2} — Target opponent loses half their life, rounded up.
RassilonDND: I just imagine commander games at the retirement home gambling tapioca pudding
accountmadeforants: @Carlioo They already have a "control other player" effect with Emrakul
tehfewl: that spring has turned
Bruceski: "I don't want to visit Grandma, she keeps trying to tell me about badgers."
kumatsu: retirement home lounge full of people shouting TOOOOOONS at each other
LRRbot: Soured Springs | Land — Desert | Soured Springs enters the battlefield tapped. / When Soured Springs enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}.
LRRbot: Rush of Dread [1BB] | Sorcery | Spree / + {1} — Target opponent sacrifices half the creatures they control, rounded up. / + {2} — Target opponent discards half the cards in their hand, rounded up. / …
ibuko_mioda: Hello chat and livers i would like to say that the story of this set is just Borderlands 2. Until we meet again!
Flyingdelorion: @Natedogg2 Thank you!
LowUpsideCJ: Soured Springs is a pretty fun new "dirty water" dimir land
TXC2: the retirement homes just bursting into rounds of badger badger badger badger
LRRbot: Abrupt Decay [BG] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Destroy target nonland permanent with mana value 3 or less.
loufghyslaufey: Fallout is just civilization reverting into the.... Western outback, or so whatever Hollywood thinks of John Wayne.
loufghyslaufey:
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rand0mtask_: So many crimes, can anyone stop him?
benjamin_wheeler: idk how weird this gen will be while old
grovak: @accountmadeforants mindslaver doesnt let you take another turn like emmy though. mindslaver can create a lock also with the esoteric duplicator
jimfaindel: Cameron learned of this set and instantly drafted "Deserts and crimes"
Wonderdoc: @Bugberry thats true, but I might still prefer that over the horrific wording we currently have
azureHaights: Grahameron Lauder
v_nome: Cam, you look different.
Mr_Horrible: I *do* think I'm here for "...and that's a crime" entering Magic rules text
benjamin_wheeler: when our parents did so much acid
RassilonDND: lol graham should sit in cam's lap
BusTed: excellent update to the hud
TXC2: Cameron as Grimma wormtounge
Juliamon: funny that we all seem to think this generation gets to get old
ztghostie: Huh, cam looks a lot like graham these days
SittingOx: did the life totals get reseted?
dabudder: did graham draw for turn
v_nome: Love the ?
meaninglessMeg: the saga of Cam getting Disrespected at pre-release events continues
LRRbot: Desert's Due [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. It gets an additional −1/−1 until end of turn for each Desert you control.
eshplode: I like to hope I'll still be real weird then
LRRbot: Abrupt Decay [BG] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Destroy target nonland permanent with mana value 3 or less.
accountmadeforants: @grovak Right, I misunderstood it as Mindslaver being a new effect to Arena
TXC2:
Juliamon right?
LRRMTG_Judge:
Correct, You are making Cameron do things and see things through his eyes...of sorts.
grovak: @accountmadeforants ahhhh my bad
Desruprot: oh
Juliamon: To the VOD!
loufghyslaufey: Desert Where It's Due?
accountmadeforants:
@grovak No, my bad also
niccus: craham vs chair is a classic matchup
Bugberry: @Wonderdoc I don't know, I just feels right to me. Magic is already worded like computer language, so I see that additional sentence like any other modifier rules text.
cheshire_creeper: @Juliamon buddy I've got some bad news about the passage of time
goldensunkn1ght5: 14 not 15
therepoman__: Not the jira ticket
TheBorzoi: Please. Not Jira
Mr_Horrible: "Works on my machine" <Issue has been closed>
loufghyslaufey: Quick Cameron! Concede in Graham's place!
LRRbot: Peerless Ropemaster [4U] | Creature — Human Rogue [4/4] | When Peerless Ropemaster enters the battlefield, return up to one target tapped creature to its owner's hand.
Helrumyc: that ticket will never be address
loufghyslaufey: Or the other way around...!?
ExachixKitsune:
Remeber that because of layers, permanents are copied before the control-the-other-player effect happens
apocalyptic_squirrel: the unexpected mention of Jira at 9:43pm my time just dealt me substantial psychic damage
goldensunkn1ght5: Do itself
LRRbot: Desert's Due [1B] | Instant | Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn. It gets an additional −1/−1 until end of turn for each Desert you control.
LRRbot: Peerless Ropemaster [4U] | Creature — Human Rogue [4/4] | When Peerless Ropemaster enters the battlefield, return up to one target tapped creature to its owner's hand.
Marvoleath: @LoadingReadyRun it was 14-20 on life
WaltzMaster1: why is that tapped
dabudder: if you play the land cant you?
Juliamon: cheshire_creeper *gestures at aggressive climate change*
Kingsgrave: nice
PsiMaster54: brutal
QuixoticScrivener: deputy should have untapped?
IbunWest: did i miss a mindslaver
nitrodog96: deputy should have untapped at start of turn
nitrodog96:
polluxr: oof
WaltzMaster1: the deputy was untapped
accountmadeforants:
Wow, these are some real misplays, Graham! 
BrowneePoints: Graham has to attack himself for 2 to do that
gnome_friend: @Juliamon Better to try and figure out ways of letting further generations grow old than give up
RassilonDND: That deputy was not a vaild target
Bruceski: "None of these are crimes"
GredGredmansson: why was it tapped?
annathoth: wait, land on top is hellish
WaltzMaster1: yeah and then he gets an untap step
Juliamon: gnome_friend Never said I was giving up, just that it'll be a hell of an uphill battle
TheBorzoi: It would have untapped at the start of turn
TriforceDrummer: Well it's a moot point if it can tap itself
The Uncanny Girl: Does Graham also have the Blue Mythic which gives ya infinite Mind Slavers?
SpicyNapalm: Mods PLEASE make that a quote, Graham "None of these are crimes because they are being doing to myself!"
LRRbot: Silver Deputy [2] | Artifact Creature — Mercenary [1/2] | When Silver Deputy enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card or a Desert card, reveal it, then shuffle and put it on top. / {T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
nitrodog96: oh didn't know it said "target" and not "another target", nice
tehfewl: DM i do that
Mr_Horrible:
Mindslaver - *STILL* causing confusion in 2024
loufghyslaufey: Cameron must be feeling: "D'Oh-Ko Dodged Into Broko!!"
1y1e: we all saw it, that's how it happened
LRRbot: Mirage Mesa | Land — Desert | Mirage Mesa enters the battlefield tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
just__fitz: The Marshall is always watchin
KharadBanar:
TXC2: !addquote (Graham) [now] None of these are crimes because I am doing them to myself.
LRRbot: New quote #8960: "None of these are crimes because I am doing them to myself." —Graham [2024-04-05]
elias2718:
BrowneePoints: and your BROTHER
RassilonDND: hahaha!
dabudder:
Desruprot:
JakeKamas: good bit
Sir_Louis:
nitrodog96:
Dog_of_Myth:
Kingsgrave:
Riiiiiiis:
Don't admire hate... 
LRRbot: Silver Deputy [2] | Artifact Creature — Mercenary [1/2] | When Silver Deputy enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card or a Desert card, reveal it, then shuffle and pu…
LRRbot: Mirage Mesa | Land — Desert | Mirage Mesa enters the battlefield tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
SpicyNapalm: @txc2 beautiful, thank you!
dabudder: clip that!
BrowneePoints: not just a random person, your BROTHER
Kingsgrave: good bit, streamer
Mr_Horrible:
there's another quote
jacqui_lantern234: adam voice: "yeah grahams an idiot!!!"
GredGredmansson: i don't get it
LRRMTG_Judge:
Good bit...but not legal in tournament. your opponent still gets to shuffle.
SittingOx: !card mindslaver
LRRbot: Mindslaver [6] | Legendary Artifact | {4}, {T}, Sacrifice Mindslaver: You control target player during that player's next turn.
incredulouspasserby: Now. Does he have artifact recursion?
control_rig: "Wait I'm an idiot!"
Juliamon: I think it's funnier to clip that and splice it with Adam's clip
ztghostie: im assuming graham has villainous wealth
jimfaindel: "Oh right, Graham is an idiot! -Adam
azureHaights: It's a 3.5-way at best
LRRbot: Villainous Wealth [XBGU] | Sorcery | Target opponent exiles the top X cards of their library. You may cast any number of spells with mana value X or less from among them without paying their mana costs.
GredGredmansson: oh that's a thing
McMenno: what
TXC2: the evil contuines
NewtyNewts: Quick, use your graveyard recursion to bring Mindslaver back!
control_rig: Wow G is the absolute villain
62MGcobra: but oko
LRRbot: Forest | Basic Land — Forest |
LRRbot: Harrier Strix [U] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / When Harrier Strix enters the battlefield, tap target permanent. / {2}{U}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Mr_Horrible: "I could've done something way way way cooler - I could've made the exact same play but with sunglasses on"
dabudder: HOOOOO BOY
Sir_Louis: BAM
control_rig: OKO!
LRRbot: Oko, the Ringleader [2GU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Oko [3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, Oko, the Ringleader becomes a copy of up to one target creature you control until end of turn, except he has hexproof. / [+1]: Draw two cards. If you've committed a crime this turn, discard a card. Otherwise, discard two cards. / [−1]: Create a 3/3 green Elk creature token. / [−5]: For each other nonland permanent you control, create a token that's a copy of that p…
Nonregional: Maybe if half of Oasis had a sexual history with each other, they could make the Fleetwood Mac thing happen
LRRbot: Villainous Wealth [XBGU] | Sorcery | Target opponent exiles the top X cards of their library. You may cast any number of spells with mana value X or less from among them without paying their mana cos…
LRRbot: Forest | Basic Land — Forest |
LRRbot: Harrier Strix [U] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / When Harrier Strix enters the battlefield, tap target permanent. / {2}{U}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
MegaDosX: So Graham commits a crime
Dog_of_Myth:
LRRbot: Kaervek, the Punisher [1BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [3/3] | Whenever you commit a crime, exile up to one target black card from your graveyard and copy it. You may cast the copy. If you do, you lose 2 life.
rand0mtask_: Stole an Oko
Desruprot: ooooooooh Oko
Mr_Horrible: LMAO
62MGcobra: got there
Tom_Bruise: Success!
DeM0nFiRe:
luke__mtg: OKOOO
control_rig: Yoooooooo
Mattmitchell45: YOU MADE THE RIGHT CALL
NewtyNewts: STEAL THAT OKO!
slickslickman: ooooh
cameron_in_the_hizous: THATS why you shuffle
Sarah_Serinde:
polluxr: HJHAAHAHAHA
MartonyTho:
McMenno: NOOOOO
Sage0fMadness:
Desruprot: thats a 5
annathoth: gg
TXC2: Cameron with the correct call there
thanzo:
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ztghostie: can we arrest graham after this game
cheshire_creeper: This format feels WILD
maclenrac: Shuffles Oko to top
just__fitz: Embrace the Villany
WaltzMaster1: why tho
goldensunkn1ght5: LOLZ
Dog_of_Myth: NOW that was a Crime
LSRubin: graham sowing, graham reaping:
the_spider_bucket: oof
niccus: that was some potent cut
James_the_Dabbler: Wow scoop to your own Oko
averythetiger: Crimes occured
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Desruprot: opponent successfully plundered
tyrantcorporation: villainy indeed
Chesul: the appropriate response.
RogueLink: holy crap
McWigglles: I believe that deserves a yeehaw
control_rig: That was an absolute crime
DeviantHS: nice cut graham
TXC2: B-Rutal
Mr_Horrible: Graham loves magic so much he's gonna play both sides of the game
dmark312: many crimes
polluxr: the universe is back in balance, people are stomping over Cam!
jimfaindel: That's what you get for drafting a good deck Cam
neisan2112: 2 Okos this stream
Tom_Bruise: so turns out, that was a game winning shuffle
RassilonDND: So thats how you summon Oko, Villianous wealth into a crime
GredGredmansson: good thing you put a land on top so that Oko wasn't on the bototm anymore
snowyowlly: y'know all of the cards shown are very good reasons for both of them to be sultai
foolish_s4mwise: JEEZ
Sarah_Serinde:
Aitsu111: If g didn't Oko was on bottom
LRRMTG_Judge: Was that Graham or my video is fuzzy, was that Jeremy Noell?
Sage0fMadness: Cameron just got pocket Oko'ed
Tom_Bruise: putting that Oko from the bottom to a couple from the top
Sarah_Serinde: Always love the editing
hammith: Format hasn't come out already and Graham has already solved the format.
rand0mtask_: Cam commits many crimes but Graham's is so much more villainous
Bugberry: It just occured to me that we may get a Snow Desert in the next Modern Horizons, considering how the Arctic is technically a desert.
ztghostie: Graham is the nicest guy to ever strip lock you
GreatGodOm: Continuing the long tradition of Cam getting absolutely dumpstered in these events.
LRRbot: Oko, the Ringleader [2GU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Oko [3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, Oko, the Ringleader becomes a copy of up to one target creature you control until end of turn, …
LRRbot: Kaervek, the Punisher [1BB] | Legendary Creature — Human Warlock [3/3] | Whenever you commit a crime, exile up to one target black card from your graveyard and copy it. You may cast the copy. If you …
Fan of Most Everything: Actual "Yippee-kai-yay!" moment.
Jonathan Petzold: wait, it's over?
Jonathan Petzold: what happened?
Nonregional: Cam scooped
DeviantHS: thank god mind slavering somebody counts as a crime
polluxr: no pocket bacon to compensate for the stompin
Bugberry: !card fallen shinobi
LRRbot: Fallen Shinobi [3UB] | Creature — Zombie Ninja [5/4] | Ninjutsu {2}{U}{B} / Whenever Fallen Shinobi deals combat damage to a player, that player exiles the top two cards of their library. Until end of turn, you may play those cards without paying their mana costs.
SpicyNapalm: And the tradition of Cam having SICK stuff done to him at PPR/similar events continues! Gets mindslaver'd then villainous wealth'd.
TriforceDrummer: Cam committed a lot of smaller crimes, but Graham committed two big crimes
McMenno: Fallen Shinobii
McMenno: Shinobi
grovak:
polluxr: @SpicyNapalm yup! hahaha
Mr_Horrible: "Well there's your problem"
Jaolen: that’s such a sweet commander deck
TheBorzoi: I have that in my ninja deck
just__fitz: Petty Theft vs Grand Theft
TXC2:
both PROFOUND crimes
cameron_in_the_hizous: Identity Theft and Grand Larceny
control_rig: What Graham did was an attrocity
NewtyNewts: Is mindslaver only a crime on your turn, but not theirs?
RaklarLS: Graham committed Grand Larceny
LoadingReadyRun: Graham was a monster, Cameron scooped
Fan of Most Everything: Mindslaver into Villainous Wealth into Oko and Kaervek.
Jonathan Petzold: yeah, that tracks..
Nonregional: Graham got so much value off villainous wealth, Cameron decided the game was over
Grady Cooke: Is EVERYONE in left seat just going to 2-0 their opponent?
Alberto Blanc: I block
gnome_friend: !card identity thief
LRRbot: Identity Thief [2UU] | Creature — Shapeshifter [0/3] | Whenever Identity Thief attacks, you may exile another target nontoken creature. If you do, Identity Thief becomes a copy of that creature until end of turn. Return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
Mr_Horrible: so, knowing our justice system, Cameron will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, and Graham will get a position in local government
maclenrac: Grand Larson
BrowneePoints: char
James_the_Dabbler: There’s crime. And there there is Graham
OldUncleDan: He was feelin' alright... Much like Len!
gnome_friend:
@Mr_Horrible
BrowneePoints: Chat by the rules of magic grand larceny is not a crime
NewtyNewts: @maclenrac Gary Larson
Desruprot: something about keeps?
grovak:
graham will get to play it eventually anyway might as well keep a bad hand
GredGredmansson: @NewtyNewts crime is crime, regardless of who's turn its committed on
TXC2:
what Graham did is the kind of thing that gets it's own true crime podcast
LRRMTG_Judge: @NewtyNewts The law does not rest; a crime is a crime no matter when it was committed. - Squirrel
BrowneePoints: !card Grand Larceny
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
maclenrac: Graham Larson
polluxr: @Mr_Horrible yup.
BrowneePoints: !card Larceny
LRRbot: Larceny [3BB] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card.
James_the_Dabbler: Graham Larceny?
jacqui_lantern234: remind me, when does this set drop on Arena? i sincerely cant express how excited i am to Mindslaver people
jimfaindel: "Continuous enthusiastic consent!"
IbunWest: Continuous and enthusiastic
BrowneePoints: see not a crime
gnome_friend: @LRRMTG_Judge The law rests plenty
LRRMTG_Judge:
I agree. Graham Larceny.
goldensunkn1ght5: Graham was being hilarious
KharadBanar: Car go meow
Wraith: Hey, I haven't caught one of these in awhile. Is there a reason it's called a pre-launch showcase rather than a PPR?
The Uncanny Girl: Don't forget... mindslaver shuffling of the deck does not work like Graham just did it...
The Uncanny Girl: Owner shuffles still... mindslaver is supposed to be the equivalent of a puppet master.
Jonathan Petzold: I saw the villainous wealth, was waiting for it to resolve, didn't catch the conceed.
Sarah: @Wraith They don't have a contract with WotC yet for this year's PPRs, so this is *like* a PPR but different and not sponsored
polluxr: more like "It's HIGH NOON"
NewtyNewts: @LRRMTG_Judge Doesn't it matter whose turn for "only once per turn" effects?
TXC2: jacqui_lantern234 2 weeks ish?
josh___something: Grahamd Larceny
LRRbot: Conduit Pylons | Land — Desert | When Conduit Pylons enters the battlefield, surveil 1. / {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
TXC2: maybe less
Mr_Horrible: excellent sound design, Kathleen
tanshala: cat car?
Desruprot: you constructed pylons
jacqui_lantern234:
@TXC2 thank you
DMGlol: Construct additional pylons
GredGredmansson: @NewtyNewts you can do it once on your turn, AND once on their turn.
LRRbot: Raucous Entertainer [1G] | Creature — Plant Bard [2/2] | {1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control that entered the battlefield this turn.
Vars437:
Crime pays
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cameron_in_the_hizous: nice to see the creative process behind QWRPline
LRRMTG_Judge: @NewtyNewts It can trigger once each turn, including on another player's turn - Natedogg
ExachixKitsune:
LRRMTG_Judge: @NewtyNewts Oh, right, that's what you're asking. Yes, things that can trigger once per turn can trigger once on *each* player's turn. That technically has nothing to do with the crime itself though; a player can commit a crime any number of times per turn. - Squirrel
Mr_Horrible: big Plot payoffs
RassilonDND: Remember Alex geting time walk/groundhog day'd. Imagine that but now hes just criming
polluxr: cactus people having 4 arms seems very good for playing the piano
MegaDosX: Oran-Rief on a srtick
BrowneePoints: a Planter Piano
matthaus_c: the defining characteristic of crime is that it pays
GredGredmansson: Play me some piany!
MegaDosX: stick*
LowUpsideCJ: *Oasis voice* You're my ThunderVault
LRRbot: Silver Deputy [2] | Artifact Creature — Mercenary [1/2] | When Silver Deputy enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card or a Desert card, reveal it, then shuffle and put it on top. / {T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
LRRMTG_Judge:
@NewtyNewts After you throw them in jail, there is much less w can do. there is no double jail.
LRRbot: Conduit Pylons | Land — Desert | When Conduit Pylons enters the battlefield, surveil 1. / {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Nathan Long: The contracts for the PPR haven't been fully figured out between LRR and Wizards yet. It's being worked on, but they did get the product in advance, so they can still run something.
LRRbot: Raucous Entertainer [1G] | Creature — Plant Bard [2/2] | {1}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control that entered the battlefield this turn.
Jam: When are you going to play the precon commander decks?
Sarah: This event is a mix of sealed, draft, and commander. We had sealed earlier, this is the last round of draft, and next is commander
Nonregional: After this match I think
LRRbot: Silver Deputy [2] | Artifact Creature — Mercenary [1/2] | When Silver Deputy enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card or a Desert card, reveal it, then shuffle and pu…
NewtyNewts: @GredGredmansson Ah, so Mindslaver is two crimes in one?
Bugberry: I just realized the Entertainer works best with Plot creatures.
LRRbot: Festering Gulch | Land — Desert | Festering Gulch enters the battlefield tapped. / When Festering Gulch enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
rogerivany: I think I've seen this game before.
GredGredmansson: @NewtyNewts Mindslaver according to the rules only crimes once: when you sacrifice it
LRRMTG_Judge: @NewtyNewts No, it's only a single activation that targets. - Squirrel
MegaDosX: The bonus sheet has some absurd things
RassilonDND: @LRRMTG_Judge is there an equivalent to solitary confinement?
rand0mtask_: The breaking news reprints are spicy
annathoth: otj is my favorite set in mtg
Mr_Horrible: the mechanics seem pretty slick (no pun intended) for limited
NewtyNewts: @GredGredmansson That's sort of what I was asking then, thanks for clarifying
gnome_friend: !card solitary confinement
LRRbot: Solitary Confinement [2W] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Solitary Confinement unless you discard a card. / Skip your draw step. / You have shroud. / Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you.
Ad_Vurt: Something something yee haw
LRRbot: Sterling Hound [3] | Artifact Creature — Dog [3/2] | When Sterling Hound enters the battlefield, surveil 2.
Max Memoria: based sealed and draft
LRRbot: Festering Gulch | Land — Desert | Festering Gulch enters the battlefield tapped. / When Festering Gulch enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
Jam: Thanks
Nathan Long: This is game 3 of 3 for the draft section. The commander game is after this match.
Fan of Most Everything: Marshall Wheeler, as opposed to Ben Sutcliffe.
Kingsgrave: dog
just__fitz: This will be a popular set for the Alberta mtg community
Dog_of_Myth: Good dog
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Angreed66: all crime payoffs are also once per turn
NewtyNewts: behold, dog
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cameron_in_the_hizous: "I will vacate this seat when I die"
TXC2: they're all good dogs
BrowneePoints: sick art
Mr_Bitterness: That's a great dog!
incredulouspasserby: If I could play Arena I would be drafing this wayyyy too much. That fact is also why I can't play Arena <_<
Laserbeaks_Fury: the Sterling Co has so much silver
BrowneePoints: that art is amaaaaaazing
Bugberry: I'm usually on the fence about picking up the alternate arts on Arena, but with this set I'm getting as much as I can.
kumatsu: get on shift at the Fam Jam and just sit in the friend zone continuing to draft
ExachixKitsune: in the UK that gets localised "Pound Sterling Hound"
Mangledpixel: ah, Sterling silver, very good
BusTed:
LRRMTG_Judge: @RassilonDND Like, in the set? I'm not sure, what abilities exactly are you looking for? - Squirrel
Desruprot:
LRRMTG_Judge:
@RassilonDND We barely have a functioning Prison in Thunder Junction. solitary is for those fancy city folks.
matthaus_c: the Mindbreak Trap flavour text has Graham all over it
JaymicUnyielding: I was on this set!
GredGredmansson: @NewtyNewts you CAN do it on an opponent's turn, but you will have to wait until their next turn still
goldensunkn1ght5: Heh beware of Cog
RassilonDND: Ah, pharmacist gets me.
DNAli3n: for mashal Wheeler; how do you feel, now that cowboy magic means something new?
goldensunkn1ght5: That's punny
t7112: meghan from GLHF worked on creative
Natedogg2: I love all of the flavor text on the Breaking News cards. They're hilarious.
anbuagent12: I refuse to believe that /s
ztghostie: yeah, graham was very proud to admitting that private eye was his fault
DrLigmaPhD: LRR confesses their sins
LRRbot: Seize the Secrets [2U] | Sorcery | This spell costs {1} less to cast if you've committed a crime this turn. / Draw two cards.
LRRbot: Sterling Hound [3] | Artifact Creature — Dog [3/2] | When Sterling Hound enters the battlefield, surveil 2.
Nonregional: Wheeler didn’t seem high on this set on twitch. Maybe the draft format has grown on him
LRRbot: Seize the Secrets [2U] | Sorcery | This spell costs {1} less to cast if you've committed a crime this turn. / Draw two cards.
Gekyouryuu: Now that I'm at a keyboard, I'd like to point out that cam did many land crimes, so we could call him Lex Luthor
JaymicUnyielding: Thx. : ) this was a fun one
Mangledpixel: excellent job, JaymicUnyielding
Bugberry: I literally have a horse saddle and cowboy hat within a few feet of where I'm sitting right now.
MegaDosX: At the same time, Graham?!?
tehfewl: he vroom and zoom
NewtyNewts: Land developer!
LRRbot: Map the Frontier [3G] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to two basic land cards and/or Desert cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Mr_Horrible:
@JaymicUnyielding you've done, and are among, some excellent work here
Nonregional: It’s important to know that LRR arrived about twenty years too late to bring comedy to magic
zlothemeek: welp lets see if a restart stops the video freezes
LRRbot: Map the Frontier [3G] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to two basic land cards and/or Desert cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Desruprot: Explosive Deserts
matthaus_c: doesn't even make Map tokens, smh my head
BrowneePoints: explosive vegetation!
LRRbot: Mirage Mesa | Land — Desert | Mirage Mesa enters the battlefield tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
JaymicUnyielding: We had some top-notch writers on this set, everyone did great
whiscash_enthusiast: I read "Sheriff Bans rootin, is tootin next?" In Grahams voice, surely thought he did that one
GredGredmansson: and cam takes another damage
matthaus_c: Me'sa Mirage!
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c if they give other people the map, then their claim is at risk. C'mon
Mr_Horrible:
ButterBewtz: I wonder how the omenpaths effected enrollment in strixhaven
LithelyUnshod: Cam takes another one
Laserbeaks_Fury: Are there any Minotaurs in TJ, and are they called Cowboys?
LurkerSpine: Cam at 12?
niccus: common warframe get
TheWarbo:
Map, the Frontier is my favorite commander
matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible but they're working for me!
tangerine_connoisseur: Its probably exploded vegetation at his point
Vars437: Was that a crime desert?
GredGredmansson: @Laserbeaks_Fury yes, and one of them is actually offended by that term
Invitare: Salad Springs
maclenrac: Scapeshift for win
LRRbot: Mirage Mesa | Land — Desert | Mirage Mesa enters the battlefield tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
NewtyNewts: Sourd -> Sword
polluxr: deserts seem incredibly more interesting than caves so I'm glad they're exploring more with land types
LRRbot: Deepmuck Desperado [2U] | Creature — Homarid Mercenary [2/4] | Whenever you commit a crime, each opponent mills three cards. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Mr_Horrible: I'd eat a bag of Sour Springs
Bugberry: @Laserbeaks_Fury there are a few minotaurs, unfortunately they aren't given that name.
Dog_of_Myth: Homarid!!
BrowneePoints: there is one Minotaur and it says the flavor text the last person who called him cowboy died
elias2718:
Homarid
matthaus_c: it's a speaking Homarid! and he's RUDE!
DrLigmaPhD: Crab cowboy
krfsm: homarid! strike the power!
SocraticMethod:
dat flavor text
MegaDosX: Always
AtomicAlchemical: Crab crimes!
goldensunkn1ght5: Mil is on the board
Sir_Louis: finally something to band with
Marvoleath:
apocalyptic_squirrel: oh baby, now there's a wincon for limited
Gekyouryuu: Homarid on the range
KaleidoscopeMind: homarid fight the power?
JewelsOfThePhoenix: Subscribe Homarid Facts
TXC2:
GredGredmansson:
Kingsgrave: That's hella lore
matthaus_c: first time in 31 years
McMenno: unsubscribe homarid facts
just__fitz: Craydaddies are good eatin in the Junction
Mr_Horrible:
@matthaus_c sounds like someone needs a better screening process 
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Mr_Bitterness:
DeM0nFiRe:
polluxr: HHAHAHA
Desruprot:
NewtyNewts: Homarids speak in couplets only?
maclenrac: Mike drop
Ad_Vurt: New lore dropped, Homarids only speak in rhyme
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LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Homarid! (Today's storm count: 150)
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
Mr_Horrible: oh no the lobsters love puns
Falannt: Lore question: Would not millions, billions of civilians from ravnica spread out trough omenspaths, because there is empty space everywhere? Instead of living in a city with several levels.
TriadGaymers: so now we playing 16crab blue mill?
LRRbot: Deepmuck Desperado [2U] | Creature — Homarid Mercenary [2/4] | Whenever you commit a crime, each opponent mills three cards. This ability triggers only once each turn.
Fan of Most Everything: New Homarid!
blackcoat: Oh man, my Homarid EDH deck is gonna be so broken now!
blackcoat: (it's not)
ztghostie: add it to the vorthos wiki
DrLigmaPhD: the carcinization kid is not known for supreme wit
cheshire_creeper: Homarids are some of the most fantastic creatures ever printed glad to see more of them around
62MGcobra: give me more!!!
Mr_Horrible: put them back in the benthic depths
LRRMTG_Judge: what kind? like mean people or very bad pranksters?
GredGredmansson: specifically, they sound like the people on the show "Jackass"
matthaus_c: Homarids do really love mucking up people's civilisations and eating them
polluxr: put that card in the yard from that burn
Bugberry: If I was a crab person I'd make puns at every opportunity.
LithelyUnshod: That lobster would be so dry
Desruprot: He is The One
Tom_Bruise: Homarids speak only in puns, and have only spoken in puns for millenia
Kingsgrave: How far are we from mono-blue mono-crab?
TXC2:
turns out carcinization makes animals into jerks
JewelsOfThePhoenix: @McMenno Thank you for subscribing to Homarid Facts!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Sad we didn't have any Lobster Mobsters
LRRbot: Giant Beaver [3G] | Creature — Beaver Mount [4/4] | Vigilance / Whenever Giant Beaver attacks while saddled, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature that saddled it this turn. / Saddle 3
BrowneePoints: no, not everyone who lives in the city wants to move out of the city
gnome_friend: A little peench?
Desruprot: Big Beaver
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c ~~~This post made by Vodalian Gang~~~
tehfewl: Dominaria is the New Jersey of Magic. Confirmed.
maclenrac: I speak for all the crab people
Bugberry: those Tall Beavers
polluxr: @TXC2 new headcanon just dropped hahaha
loufghyslaufey: Like that one TNG episode with the Betazoid predicament?
matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible #GalinaForever
DrLigmaPhD: @TXC2 The inevitable evolution not into a crab, but an asshole
just__fitz: Desert Beaver
BrowneePoints: does it belong to Winona?
gnome_friend: Giant beavers lived all over
NewtyNewts: Biant Geaver
Juliamon: Cactus is tasty
thatguysteve2709: So, just realized attacking your opponent isn't a crime.
ztghostie:
Jonathan Petzold: Only one more week until we plebians get to play these cards!
LRRbot: Giant Beaver [3G] | Creature — Beaver Mount [4/4] | Vigilance / Whenever Giant Beaver attacks while saddled, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature that saddled it this turn. / Saddle 3
Fan of Most Everything: Beaver vs. Homarid, the classic matchup.
gnome_friend: They were an actual genus
Desruprot: Beefer
Bugberry: Beavers exist in the southwestern US.
GredGredmansson: first beaver outside an unset
lirazel64: Ummm...
BrowneePoints: cactus IS tasty
foolish_s4mwise: !Sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?
matthaus_c: Gwendlyn di Corci
ztghostie: this one isn't sponsored by wotc, go nuts
BusTed: 🤔
incredulouspasserby: This is someone's pet who escaped and is now surviving on cactus water
just__fitz: Yeah but we dont name names
LRRbot: Bandit's Haul [3] | Artifact | Whenever you commit a crime, put a loot counter on Bandit's Haul. This ability triggers only once each turn. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {2}, {T}, Remove two loot counters from Bandit's Haul: Draw a card.
Bugberry: There's also a Moose in art in this set.
Kingsgrave: This cactus is also the tree-y-est cactus that has ever existed.
MrAyeAxe: they're gonna use the cactus as a spiky log trap
digiman619TheAntiDigs: I mean, Morophon...
LRRMTG_Judge: I sense an upcoming BeaVerce One EDH deck - Squirrel
LurkerSpine: This is the 2nd Beaver to exist
qrpth: !advice
TXC2: DrLigmaPhD given how life started, that would take us back to the beginning
BrowneePoints: there’s also a Paladin riding a Moose!
LurkerSpine: (not counting changelings)
Mr_Horrible: Mistform Ultimus and Lorophon giggling off-camera
Gekyouryuu: Between the beaver and the Paul Bunyan expy, Canada is now canon to the multiverse. (Paul Bunyan is French Canadian, look it up)
NewtyNewts: First we go a-badgering, then we go a-beavering
sh0tekk: he/him nice
t7112: is bandits haul a good card?
TheBorzoi:
I'll have to catch the rest on the VoD. Got some stuff to do. Have fun everyone 
LRRMTG_Judge: @LurkerSpine Noooo, I was just winding up the pedantry - Squirrel
Garfman314: yeah, i wouldn't be surprised if bloomburrow has a legendary beaver
KaleidoscopeMind: those were... words in a sentence
Loren Farque: Giant Beaver looks straight out of 1995
LRRbot: Bandit's Haul [3] | Artifact | Whenever you commit a crime, put a loot counter on Bandit's Haul. This ability triggers only once each turn. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {2}, {T}, Remove two lo…
Kilo: Yo sick, we streamin' today? Let's go! :D
matthaus_c: can you repeat that action
rand0mtask_: I see we are adding crimes against nature to the list
lirazel64: Did this start as an Unset?
BrowneePoints: that’s just a furry convention hotel room Graham
TXC2: t7112 it's a manalyth in limited, it's good enough
tangerine_connoisseur: Graham the beaver saddler
Mr_Horrible: @Gekyouryuu can't wait for the fight removal spell featuring Sasquatch and Bigfoot squaring off
loufghyslaufey: If they can give otters hats, then they can give beavers "walk"
LRRbot: This Town Ain't Big Enough [4U] | Instant | This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a permanent you control. / Return up to two target nonland permanents to their owners' hands.
DrLigmaPhD: Titania has been around a while and we all know people always see giant lady and start asking beaver related questions
foolish_s4mwise: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
LRRbot: Ambush Gigapede [4BB] | Creature — Insect [6/2] | Flash / When Ambush Gigapede enters the battlefield, target creature an opponent controls gets −2/−2 until end of turn.
gnome_friend: And again, giant land-beavers existed 15000 years ago throughout North America
LRRbot: Ankle Biter [G] | Creature — Snake [1/1] | Deathtouch
NewtyNewts: Kathleen got more gigapedes!
Simonark: I hear the thunder of stampeding rhinos
polluxr: giant centipedes look so cool and are VERY unsettling
Bugberry: Basically can also be Run Away Together
Fan of Most Everything: The Beaver has been saddled.
LRRbot: This Town Ain't Big Enough [4U] | Instant | This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a permanent you control. / Return up to two target nonland permanents to their owners' hands.
LRRbot: Ambush Gigapede [4BB] | Creature — Insect [6/2] | Flash / When Ambush Gigapede enters the battlefield, target creature an opponent controls gets −2/−2 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Ankle Biter [G] | Creature — Snake [1/1] | Deathtouch
Juliamon: ankle biter, so cute
MikeProvencher: The real crime in OTJ is Saddleback Lagac not getting a new verion with Saddle.
Mr_Horrible: "We have Blitz Leeches here too"
Pharmacistjudge: The sheriff ran away together with the Giant Beaver.
Vars437: a better run away together
Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh hey, new snake, who dis
LRRbot: Giant Beaver [3G] | Creature — Beaver Mount [4/4] | Vigilance / Whenever Giant Beaver attacks while saddled, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature that saddled it this turn. / Saddle 3
LRRbot: Railway Brawler [3GG] | Creature — Rhino Warrior [5/5] | Reach, trample / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is its power. / Plot {3}{G}
MegaDosX: Oh shit that guy
DeviantHS: i bet gigapedes are a thing in australia
tehfewl: i watch for the plot
sh0tekk: gg
Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon true, but a 1-drop deathtouch is always a pain in the asp
lirazel64: @mikeprovencher Good point!
BrowneePoints: that dude has a flail made of horseshoes. What the actual F owie
BrowneePoints: do you know how much that would hurt?
LRRbot: Silver Deputy [2] | Artifact Creature — Mercenary [1/2] | When Silver Deputy enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card or a Desert card, reveal it, then shuffle and put it on top. / {T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
ztghostie: that brawler certainly has a lot of plot
CypherRaze: @Mr_Horrible I'm mad that I laughed at that
NewtyNewts: Deputy's back on the wagon again
Pharmacistjudge: we have centipede, millipede, now gigapede...next is terapede?
LRRbot: Giant Beaver [3G] | Creature — Beaver Mount [4/4] | Vigilance / Whenever Giant Beaver attacks while saddled, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature that saddled it this turn. / Saddle 3
LRRbot: Railway Brawler [3GG] | Creature — Rhino Warrior [5/5] | Reach, trample / Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is its power. / Plot…
LRRbot: Silver Deputy [2] | Artifact Creature — Mercenary [1/2] | When Silver Deputy enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card or a Desert card, reveal it, then shuffle and pu…
LRRMTG_Judge: We may have already reached the peak quantity of Silver Deputy castings in a game of OTJ Limited - Squirrel
LRRbot: Oko, the Ringleader [2GU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Oko [3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, Oko, the Ringleader becomes a copy of up to one target creature you control until end of turn, except he has hexproof. / [+1]: Draw two cards. If you've committed a crime this turn, discard a card. Otherwise, discard two cards. / [−1]: Create a 3/3 green Elk creature token. / [−5]: For each other nonland permanent you control, create a token that's a copy of that p…
polluxr: they should have made him a scarecrow mercenary
gnome_friend: @DeviantHS They are in South America; albeit not quite that big
t7112: Cam can search?
Kerrigan254: I shot the sheriff, but i did not shoot the deputy....that was vraska
TheWarbo: that Silver Deputy is back in the escalator?
Simonark: I DID hear the thunder of stampeding rhinos. next up, Elephants and tacky tigers?
TheWarbo: *on
Laserbeaks_Fury: Are Rhox from anyplace in particular?
GredGredmansson: @t7112 but he doesn't have to
polluxr: that elk looks soo good
Sir_Louis: maybe Oko brought the beavers here along with his elk
JewelsOfThePhoenix: "that's optimistic" lmaooo
bakerydragon: I just tried to pause as I'm ready to head to bed 😅 I'm so used to watching on YouTube that I forgot I'm actually catching this live
gnome_friend: @Laserbeaks_Fury At least Alara
bakerydragon: Have fun all and see you in the vod
NewtyNewts: Cam not doing the deputy's etb?
Bugberry: You can at least Double Mill with Oko and the Homarid
TXC2: so long bakerydragon sleep well
Mr_Horrible: have a good night @bakerydragon !
LRRbot: Oko, the Ringleader [2GU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Oko [3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, Oko, the Ringleader becomes a copy of up to one target creature you control until end of turn, …
Jonathan Petzold: Oh No! Oko!
BrowneePoints: He Gideon’s Better
usmu1976: @bakerydragon good night, sleep well
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
LRRbot: Villainous Wealth [XBGU] | Sorcery | Target opponent exiles the top X cards of their library. You may cast any number of spells with mana value X or less from among them without paying their mana costs.
gnome_friend: @Laserbeaks_Fury Also New Capenna
GredGredmansson: x=6
circusofkirkus: good lord
polluxr: OHNO
TXC2: well poop
MegaDosX: Graham how
ztghostie: this man needs to be stopped
thanzo: dang
LRRbot: Harrier Strix [U] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / When Harrier Strix enters the battlefield, tap target permanent. / {2}{U}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Vars437:
bakerydragon: Thanks, I hope you sleep well when you get round to it 😄
Spades_Slicc: strategy theorizing not backseating: would it not be good to use the manalith and hold up one dual land to either bluff or attempt a 1 drop crime with double homarid
DrLigmaPhD: *curb your enthusiasm music plays*
maclenrac: Cathlean beat me to the punch
Sarah_Serinde:
sh0tekk: wtf
raulghoulia: wheeler laughing off camera is sending me
control_rig: Villainous Wealth is not right
MegaDosX: Lotus Ring is weird
TXC2: lotus ring is a reprint ?
LRRbot: Lotus Ring [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Indestructible / Equipped creature gets +3/+3 and has vigilance and "{T}, Sacrifice this creature: Add three mana of any one color." / Equip {3}
Mr_Horrible: oh it gives vigilance too?
LRRbot: Villainous Wealth [XBGU] | Sorcery | Target opponent exiles the top X cards of their library. You may cast any number of spells with mana value X or less from among them without paying their mana cos…
LRRbot: Harrier Strix [U] | Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying / When Harrier Strix enters the battlefield, tap target permanent. / {2}{U}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
Fan of Most Everything: Cam wants no part of this.
LRRbot: Lotus Ring [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Indestructible / Equipped creature gets +3/+3 and has vigilance and "{T}, Sacrifice this creature: Add three mana of any one color." / Equip {3}
matthaus_c: Lotus Ring is Puresteel Paladin bait
Mr_Horrible: damn, just having it all
Wonderdoc: if a card has Plot and "cant be countered" does it have Plot armor? 🤔
MegaDosX: @TXC2 Nope, brand new card
lightfut: Graham's villainy continues unchecked
Dog_of_Myth: @TXC2 New card
goldensunkn1ght5: Oh that ring is busted
MegaDosX: It feels like combo bait
Pharmacistjudge: Is plot a mechanic from Gamestop, as they keep asking you to preorder and prepay for everything?
Bugberry: You can attack and sacrifice in the same turn.
Marvoleath:
cameron_in_the_hizous: these damn indestructable rings ruining formats!
TXC2: MegaDosX Dog_of_Myth ok, neat
niccus: i stifle your concession
circusofkirkus: exiled
LRRMTG_Judge:
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c Koll and Fervent Champion too
Simonark: Graham’s villain arc confirmed?
NewtyNewts: You thinned his deck!
Xavion333: Homarid mill time?
incredulouspasserby: So. Are there any board wipes in Cam's deck?
DrLigmaPhD: Have Cam's pronouns been gone for a minute on the overlay?
Juliamon: Pronouns rotate with socials
Pharmacistjudge: the pronouns rotate on the overlay
LRRbot: Marauding Sphinx [3UU] | Creature — Sphinx Rogue [3/5] | Flying, vigilance, ward {2} / Whenever you commit a crime, surveil 2. This ability triggers only once each turn.
gnome_friend: Rotate the pronouns!
circusofkirkus: wow Cameron draft a great synergy
SoulSurgae: TWO
NewtyNewts: Graham able to count.
LurkerSpine: two!
BrowneePoints: FLAIL of HORSESHOES Graham. that rhino knows it’s a villain
MegaDosX: Graham
RetroHibiscus: oops
Vars437: Judge!
swordmaster2551: LOL
astora_o_solaire: 2
cameron_in_the_hizous: cheat step
MegaDosX: Two is not three
Angreed66: 2 not 3
ipoddodd: 2 != 3
Harvest25:
Bugberry: Graham gets a game loss due to illegal action right?
BatenicYork:
rand0mtask_: Both intentional and accidental crimes
Dog_of_Myth:
GredGredmansson: @BrowneePoints but its not an outlaw
DrLigmaPhD: @Pharmacistjudge It rotated as I hit send, brilliant person that I am
goldensunkn1ght5: take out the planeswalker
RetroHibiscus: game 3 let's go
goldensunkn1ght5: ?
ztghostie: game loss
ztghostie:
PsiMaster54: game loss
swordmaster2551: game loss
Harvest25: Game loss
cameron_in_the_hizous: game loss
McMenno: game loss
center505066: game loss
nitrodog96: game loss
LRRMTG_Judge: We've found an out for Cam: Simply hang on until he gets three warnings - Squirrel
TXC2: !relaxed
LRRbot: REL:Axed or Rules Enforcement level relaxed means we try to let the cards do what they are supposed to do, and not punish players for their mistakes. While we all try to follow the rules these cards are brand new to everyone and mistakes will be made, just sit back and enjoy the stream.
boredkid07: D:
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooooo
Angreed66:
game loss
thanzo:
Dog_of_Myth:
BatenicYork: grats Cam!
SnackPak_: tough but fair
incredulouspasserby: Game loss solely so we can see Cam's deck in his own hands.
LRRbot: Marauding Sphinx [3UU] | Creature — Sphinx Rogue [3/5] | Flying, vigilance, ward {2} / Whenever you commit a crime, surveil 2. This ability triggers only once each turn.
tehfewl: Jail. Jail for 100 years
polluxr: oh, ruling makes sense
anbuagent12: The Cameron Curse strikes again. The catalyst for very good clips
polluxr: very reasonable
luke__mtg:
well game 3?
raulghoulia: decades should not be solid. hard to pass
MegaDosX:
Cam won this game in spirit because of big cheats Graham
MikeProvencher: Well wait he still has to Surveil 2!
maclenrac: Cam sits patiently
denofaiz: <message deleted>KILL OKO
BrowneePoints: he did Mike
goldensunkn1ght5: Hit the planeswalker?
Juliamon: Easy on the caps
Grand_Moth_Tarkin: Graham the Grifter (Graham's name on Thunder Junction)
niccus: i think i've heard of this joke before
benjamin_wheeler: Graham did resolve surveillance he just left them on too
MikeProvencher: Oh, you don't get to know which of the two are on top or in which order?
Mr_Horrible: legal action in magic the gathering? Or cryptic nonsense? You decide
benjamin_wheeler: top*
A_Dub888: "This owl and cactus man are going to saddle up the beaver" - Lines I didn't expect today
cameron_in_the_hizous: the cactus guy better be careful, that beaver has an appetite
LRRbot: Loan Shark [3U] | Creature — Shark Rogue [3/4] | When Loan Shark enters the battlefield, if you've cast two or more spells this turn, draw a card. / Plot {3}{U}
matthaus_c: banger Wayne Reynolds art
MegaDosX: Oh this card has the best art
LRRbot: Tyrant's Scorn [UB] | Instant | Choose one — / • Destroy target creature with mana value 3 or less. / • Return target creature to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Loan Shark [3U] | Creature — Shark Rogue [3/4] | When Loan Shark enters the battlefield, if you've cast two or more spells this turn, draw a card. / Plot {3}{U}
LRRbot: Tyrant's Scorn [UB] | Instant | Choose one — / • Destroy target creature with mana value 3 or less. / • Return target creature to its owner's hand.
JaymicUnyielding: My preview card!
Sir_Louis: ooooooh no
polluxr: HAHAHAH
control_rig: Awwwww
MegaDosX: Oh no
BrowneePoints: that is some Wayne Reynolds ass Wayne Reynolds art
ztghostie: nooooooo
polluxr: poor cam
TXC2: left side wins YET AGAIN!
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Awwwwwwwww
cheshire_creeper: hjhjkhjkhjkjkfghgkhglkhklgdf
NewtyNewts: Darniiiiiiiiit
Mr_Horrible:
not the shame scoop
grovak: cam your deck did graham so well
Eman321123: gg
maclenrac: Nice sphinx Cam
Dog_of_Myth:
Mr_Horrible: Wheeler no
McMenno: F
LRRMTG_Judge:
official judge verdict: - Squirrel
annathoth:
goldensunkn1ght5: Cam just Scooped
undyoulater: Judge, Is that an intervening or would that have worked?
MegaDosX: You can understand why not though
MegaDosX: After last Oko
BrowneePoints: I think he’s fine!
ztghostie: I never thought graham to be the big criminal of this draft
TotallyNotaBeholder: Graham, master criminal
undyoulater: Intervening if*
BrowneePoints: I will not be surprised if he ends up being a role-play in standard in mid range
Wild_jackalope: but he did not kill the deputy
polluxr: crimes against Lauder
MegaDosX: This Oko seems potentially ridiculous in limited
TXC2: !events
matthaus_c: sometimes cards just gotta be the dogs
DrLigmaPhD: There were crabs, there were beavers, just like college.
Codyx: lmao
Nonregional: They got gun-shy with new oko
incredulouspasserby: I know this isn't the way this works, but I would *love* to see a game 3. I would love to see Cam's deck pop off.
control_rig: Family Jam...ily
benjamin_wheeler: didn’t even get to drop my beaver facts
matthaus_c: Familial Jamilial
polluxr: @benjamin_wheeler give us the beaver facts!
pipshardfour: There's still time Wheeler!
cameron_in_the_hizous: you can do them now if you want
Underachiever28: Cool deck, Cameron. Graham seemed to have a great time playing it
Kerrigan254: When's the commander section?
Wild_jackalope: @incredulouspasserby or follow the rule of 3 and have him be taken again
NewtyNewts: Ooh, pack-a-crack! ...wait.
roastbeefsandwitch: yay for LRR!
benjamin_wheeler: well beavers have actually started living in desert environments somewhat recently
BrowneePoints: curck a purk!?
Falannt: Com-Man-Der!
maclenrac: Crack'em
tir_a: @benjamin_wheeler why?
apocalyptic_squirrel:
I'm in the UK and beavers have recently been reintroduced to the wild here
incredulouspasserby: Yeah, that's the possible downside :'(
rand0mtask_: We commit many crimes in this set but no time crimes
MegaDosX: I am glad to hear that Kathleen
ExachixKitsune: LRR: Non causality-breaking streams
cameron_in_the_hizous: @benjamin_wheeler dunno whether to feel sad or interested
NewtyNewts: I've never broken causality, and don't listen to past-me
omdorastrix: Buut what about that Crapshot?
TXC2: Paul worked on that tech ONCE
CnCPOWERHOUR: Kathleen might not break causality, but Paul would
public_key_reveal_party: dissapointing but fair
josh___something: Paul was working on that technology until... the incident
benjamin_wheeler: small lush areas in Utah
TXC2: !break
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Jazz3601: breaking the laws of causality is a crime
DeviantHS: thats a lie. i saw james break causality on a crapshot before
benjamin_wheeler: perfect for setting up shop
matthaus_c: topical
Mr_Horrible:
@CnCPOWERHOUR surely Paul would just make causality *better*, not break it
TXC2: !greetings
LRRbot: Greetings, you Cordial Vampires!
Seth_Erickson: @benjamin_wheeler being from utah they have and are often pretty bad for the local rivers and ecosystem
Bugberry: the same sweater!
Battzzaro: ooooo
BrowneePoints:
please there’s no beaver in Utah, they’re all Mormon 
Sarah: Strong principles here at LRR
Plundy: break a little causality? as a treat?
Boof Troupe: no interest in commander so I guess this is it for me. thanks for the stream :)
Tom: That's a lie, they've broken causality several times!
blackcoat: Graham obeys the laws of thermodynamics!
John Pelphrey: yeah but imagine if they made another broken oko. we would never hear the end of it.
MeagenImage: @Jazz3601 Only if you specifically target them!
polluxr: ooh the sepia
severin_art: Strange it was in the backlog draw and even fit in there
RassilonDND: Causality is broken all the time. Paul clones do it just for giggles
polluxr: great editing hahaha
phoenyxscorpiongod: salutations, good to be back on the air
josh___something: Nearly broke moonbase mkIII, with the twitch delay shortener
Battzzaro: ye olde Graham
Bugberry: Like a Saddle Bag
matthaus_c: Saddle Bag Lagac
NewtyNewts: Pick-a-pack and crack
Jazz3601:
@MeagenImage 
Good point
Nonregional: True. They would look very silly if they did it twice
WiseGuy57: Break Causality 1U Instant Counter target spell in an opponent's library.
GredGredmansson: poor guy
Mr_Horrible: I mean, I also get desperate if I have no blood
JaymicUnyielding: My other preview card!
ExachixKitsune: oh no
SocraticMethod: That's some cronenberg horror
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: What a good bear!
TXC2: Vegan Vampires ?
cameron_in_the_hizous: good save
Jazz3601: oh no
polluxr: sure, not a vampire
DeM0nFiRe: That's exactly what a vampire would say
Bugberry: That Cactus Juice goes hard
TotallyNotaBeholder: That's what a vampire would say
Battzzaro: monkaS sounds suspicious Graham
SylHar: that what a vampire would say
Mr_Horrible: "mmm, agave. Also I'm dying"
GredGredmansson: its the quenchiest
MikeProvencher: "As a vampire...I'm not a vampire, but if I was a vampire" is exactly what a vampire would say.
NewtyNewts: Very lacking in globin
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WiseGuy57: urgent care on thunder junction sucks almost as bad as the emergency room on innistrad
Jazz3601: graham confimed vampire
GredGredmansson: Klacks again
CaptainSpam: Now, we know it's a mirage... but is it sabotage?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: naming black for that doesn't combo with Citizen's Crowbar and I think that's unfortunate
Simonark: Be carefully, Graham, any passing cowboy Poet may be on the lookout for vampire talk
Mr_Horrible: I prefer Can-do-it Pylons, personally
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Mr_Horrible: I would never trust a thing Ral made
Bugberry: I also like how the Vampires eating from Cacti is a reference to actual bats that polinate cactuses by feading on their flowers.
Battzzaro: you must surveil
Jazz3601: you must surveil
BrowneePoints: lies
cameron_in_the_hizous: Do not pass go
TXC2: Solar power you say
GredGredmansson: more ral than oko
QuixoticScrivener: Ral Zarek has been busy
MillerDark: >"Greediest of draft decks" > plays them
AbyssEtc: Graham out here looking like my Windows XP background
control_rig: Ask Ontario
aesir_blade: i'd play that over a Wastes in a mono grey deck
matthaus_c: oooh Oregon Trail ref
ztghostie: Ral: D:
TotallyNotaBeholder: Oregon Trail intensifies
Mr_Bitterness: I've played Oregon Trail... so yes
GredGredmansson: should have caulked the wagon and floated it
BrowneePoints: Ral is the most consistent scientist in the entire Izzet
NotCainNorAbel: yes, I played Oregon Trail
kilnfiendpotter: Look, we've all played Oregon Trail
omdorastrix: Failed fording due to dissing terry?
CaptainSpam: "Ever try to ford and fail?" Yes, I've played Oregon Trail before.
Bugberry: Where is the Dysentery card?
KoDOmega: Oh hey, I can watch this on my work computer. Thanks, YouTube!
OldBen: Objection, Crystal Grotto has seen Pauper play and this one might too
DcSensai: ive been looking for colorless mana sources.
matthaus_c:
@BrowneePoints in that he's still alive
Jazz3601: I haven't played oregon t rail
KaleidoscopeMind: does it play music?
BrowneePoints: Horseshoes AND a hand grenade!
ztghostie: crimes of war
GredGredmansson: make room for more boom
Estefunny: @MillerDark villanous wealth decks are the epidome of greedy decks tho
maclenrac: When Ford Fails, Dodge
tehfewl: if you have multiple boom boxes, you have a boom pile
QuixoticScrivener: Blaster
Grand_Moth_Tarkin: Failed Fording is just worse Unauthorized Exit.
grovak: BOOM! - Breeches
cameron_in_the_hizous: has anyone ever put one of these in their deck? even pushed to heck this cards still so meh
Bear: the light and the foil isn't working here :/
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: IED
Marvoleath: that gotta be a war crime
Mr_Horrible: I find it very funny that the *plunger* is attached to the explosive directly, rather than, y'know, as a remote trigger mechanism
kilnfiendpotter: FIfth Element vibes! Big Boom!
omdorastrix: Something something horseshoes and hand-grenades?
Angreed66: It hits lands, so hateful
cameron_in_the_hizous: 8 mana kill 3 specific things
GredGredmansson: Its like that one buff card for Clues
Jazz3601: wow we are learning alot about graham today vampire and loves doing crimes
Bugberry: @cameron_in_the_hizous sometimes a draft goes very poorly
matthaus_c: oh no! games ending!
BrowneePoints: literally horseshoes AND hand grenade
control_rig: Ooooohh noooo
BrowneePoints: yep I’m putting it in my Lonis deck
Mr_Bitterness: That's a Chocobo
SocraticMethod: Wark!
control_rig: Wark!
Juliamon: kweh
kilnfiendpotter: And *not* San Francisco suddenly being overrun with people wanting gold
grovak: non-basic plains too
BrowneePoints: they really know how to ride a….bird
Dog_of_Myth:
WiseGuy57: something something gold rush not giving haste
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c that's not what I'm there for when I sit down at a table with 3 people I'll come to hate over the next 5 hours
Marvoleath: fun fact, they added the "creature card" part so ppl wont misread it as mountain or plains
GredGredmansson: chocochocochoco
matthaus_c: @Mr_Horrible that's why I'm bringing Stasis, Geddon, Narset and Wheels
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c this is the worst A Team reboot I hate it here
GredGredmansson: booster fun (tm)
Battzzaro: nice art that
WiseGuy57: commander players please tell us if they fixed mono-white yet
Nonregional: Depends. Do you pay for smothering tithe?
WiseGuy57: yes mom
Bear: the fullart are awesome
Boomy Toadsmasher: honestly claim jumper has hellped
GredGredmansson: stares daggers and throws daggers
BrowneePoints: Cewer the Skritics!
TXC2: "are you not entertained?"
Kingsgrave: Those looks so cool
SocraticMethod: "No :c"
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Now that's a good crime!
polluxr: Skewer the critics flavor text should say "Hiring: New Art Columnist"
MrQBear: oh he's coughing up tetris
Tom_Bruise: gross
TXC2:
Terminal agony AKA being over 30
Mr_Horrible: "This plane sucks but I love my job"
cameron_in_the_hizous: hey I know that guy
accountmadeforants:
"Destroy target creature with Madness for BR"? That seems highly specific 
GredGredmansson: Railway Warrior Creature - Rhino Brawler
Boomy Toadsmasher: i can type XD
A_Dub888: Rhinarrior
Mr_Horrible: @TXC2 this joke reminded me to do my exercise for the day
kilnfiendpotter: Newspapers published mostly gossip and nonsense back then
Jazz3601:
don't mention 30 every day I get closer to being 30
control_rig: Warrhino
tehfewl: Warrno
TXC2:
Mr_Horrible yay, I helped
Lord_Hosk: I don't know if the camera is just not picking these up well but these cards just don't look great to me.
maclenrac: Yargle
kilnfiendpotter: I've been brawlin' on the railroad,..
roastbeefsandwitch: @kilnfiendpotter ><
LRRMTG_Judge: But not a crime - Natedogg
Ad_Vurt: Oh it's an ETB trigger? Happy Yarok noises
SocraticMethod: @Lord_Hosk It's the foils
codycantfocus: YEESH
Graham_LRR: TBH, the lights caught the cards weirdly and we didn’t notice right away
TXC2:
Jazz3601 I'm 35 in 13 days
accountmadeforants: Oh dang that's rad
codycantfocus: prerelease is gonna be funny
kilnfiendpotter: Liliana Vess: "I thought I killed you?!"
Seth_Erickson: Love the art on this Archangel
control_rig: Love the hat!
Mr_Bitterness: Yesss, please, I want to finally get one
CaptainTalon447: how’s the set?
WiseGuy57: bunneh hop
Brozard: woooooow
SpicyNapalm: Shiny things look better in person
tehfewl: Gun Angel!
SocraticMethod: @Lord_Hosk They are desaturated and some of the colors shift,
BrowneePoints: Cappenan Angel I think
CaptnCheesebeard:
@kilnfiendpotter
Bugberry: @kilnfiendpotter they just got a new hat. Liliana wish she got this one.
GredGredmansson: Thunder Rifle
accountmadeforants: So next we'll get Lilianna with a cowboy hat?
SmashTCG: Liliana stole her last hat, so she got a new one
BusTed: Just like Malibu Stacy
m1gr3nA: @SocraticMethod this one in not foil and its still look bad
Mr_Horrible: @kilnfiendpotter if the pattern holds, this means the next time we see Lili she'll have a cowboy hat
CaptnCheesebeard: @kilnfiendpotter She's definitely taken her headpiece, though ...
niccus: there's a different capennan angel with more distinct stony wings
BrowneePoints: thunder pistols!
polluxr: that bandana is a really cool voltron card
GredGredmansson: this is in the Gonti deck I believe
cameron_in_the_hizous: were they just not allowed to print cards with actual factual guns on them? is that why the guns in the set look like that?
SocraticMethod: @m1gr3nA Didn't G say all of them are foils?
Juliamon: SocraticMethod Only the first part of the pack
Boomy Toadsmasher: uh I want that art of tithes so bad
Nonregional: Yeah, she’s looking good
Bear: the art is just gold
CygnusInfinity: @SocraticMethod unless otherwise specified
GredGredmansson: @SocraticMethod unless stated otherwise
SocraticMethod: @Juliamon Ah, ok
Lord_Hosk: He is saying "this is foil, this is not foil"
m1gr3nA: @SocraticMethod "unles noted iotherwise" and noted that this one is not foil
Graham_LRR: @socraticmethod “unless specified” and that one wasn’t foil, it’s just weird lighting, sorry!
matthaus_c: Thief was so bad but got so many tilt concessions
matthaus_c: great card
Mr_Horrible: ooh, mana of any *type* too, so it can cast diamond eldrazi
DotDashington: One of the most heinous of crime cards
niccus: cp_dustbowl
BrowneePoints: or your fault @graham_lrr i’ve noticed from the blast couple collector boxes I’ve gotten recently that the contrast is pretty dark for some reason on the paper cards
FlynnRaccoon: Fixed wasteland - still a house.
kilnfiendpotter: I can hear the music from the Ken Burns documentary now
NewtyNewts: New Dust who this
WiseGuy57: hopefully its price craters
Boomy Toadsmasher: I need that for my equipment deck
A_Dub888: New Dust who dis!!
GredGredmansson: noot
Jaolen: newt newt
NewtyNewts: Oh hey, it me again
CygnusInfinity: Newt Noot
KaleidoscopeMind: noot noot
BrowneePoints: not your fault* @graham_lrr
Mr_Bitterness: She turned me into a newt
TXC2: new newt
RassilonDND: Soil erosion, definitely a crime
gnome_friend: Newts are salamanders!
sascha454: devastated we don’t get to see the bird token
m1gr3nA: @Graham_LRR on the other hand they look matte like the one from japanese packs which is good for not catching glare during actual gameplay
Graham_LRR: yeah get his ass, me
BusTed: haha
NewtyNewts: New newt moot
BatenicYork:
RayFK: @Graham_LRR Got your ass #wotctaff
cmdrud87: SEND NEWTS
polluxr: lol at the corrections
Ad_Vurt: Imagine "um actually"ing yourself
kilnfiendpotter: LOL who edited this I love you
matthaus_c:
they removed the Viashino type in this set 
NekomimiNinja:
the burn
Dog_of_Myth: Got Grahamception going on here
GredGredmansson: that explains the earlier convo regarding Prairie Dog being a Squirrel
SpicyNapalm:
@rayfk
maclenrac: Self burn
TXC2: Graham_LRR past you really did a number on further past you
Sarah_Serinde: @Ad_Vurt Gotta get on it before the entire internet does it for you
WiseGuy57: if you told anyone circa BFZ that Archangel of Tithes would be more expensive than Baby Jace one day...
Natedogg2: Current Graham cheering on past Graham who is correcting even past-er Graham
RassilonDND: Now I want a card called Rain of Newts. So i can cast it and go Noot Noot
hackingducks: @matthaus_c world unbuilding continues
Lord_Hosk: @Graham_LRR Sure told @Graham_LRR what was what there.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: they should fold in a bunch of isolated types as varment
GredGredmansson: @matthaus_c i have bad or maybe good news? All Viashino are getting errata to Lizard
accountmadeforants: @cameron_in_the_hizous Wizards wants to avoid using guns as weapons, they want magic to be the weapon of choice. (Per MaRo's tumblr.) That said, they do occasionally print stuff with creatures carrying conventional(-looking) guns, just never actually using them.
rand0mtask_: This creature type weirdness could very well tie into Bloomburrow creature types
Ad_Vurt: @Sarah_Serinde I think that's just something people do on purpose to please... the algorithm
thedepthandbreadthofseth: like wombat, or ferret
Fugi: Just need Graham_LRR to comment on the youtube video for the full cycle
m1gr3nA: this must be giant newt if whole 3 power of archmages can fit onto it
RayFK: @Fugi Too much power
Sarah_Serinde: @Ad_Vurt Good point, easy engagement
Falannt: Angel!
polluxr: it's weird that Saddle 3 on a 2/2 seems to imply that if you put a bigger creature on top of it you get a bonus
kilnfiendpotter: TIL that "eye of newt" actually refers to mustard seeds
gnome_friend: @kilnfiendpotter Well that's nicer
BrowneePoints: yep!
Boomy Toadsmasher: yeah XD
GredGredmansson: @polluxr i mean its quite the bonus
Fugi: The rhino looks super fun
Bugberry: And then he did
thedepthandbreadthofseth: what does one say if you attack in with two of the newts??
Lord_Hosk: First he pops into the stream to comment, then edits into the youtube vod
SpicyNapalm: @kilnfiendpotter yeah, all those witchy ingredients were terms. Not actual animal viscera!
kilnfiendpotter: @SpicyNapalm Yes, but this makes Macbeth so much less scary
accountmadeforants: @kilnfiendpotter So all those potions are just recipes for stew?
A_Dub888: How tight are we talking?
TXC2: and we're back
SmashTCG: COmmmmmmmander!
Ad_Vurt: It's commander time! *commanders all over the place*
jimfaindel: Yes! This is the best commander pod!
TXC2: right chat I'm off
SnackPak_: and Serge!
kilnfiendpotter: @accountmadeforants Yes, the witches in Macbeth are just putting together a slow cooker recipe
FlynnRaccoon:
Gotta maintain that youtube continuity
gnome_friend: And Serge!
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
Austin Row: Serge!
NewtyNewts: Serge remembered his line!
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Cam better be on the Stella Lee deck
itira:
Irony_x: Serge! lets gooo
Grimnus: These decks seem wild
Mr_Horrible: 'night txc2 o7
Jazz3601: @TXC2 firstly I hope you have a nice birthday. secondly why you booli me 😿
A_Dub888: #TheSituation
gnome_friend: Cool and good
polluxr:
Did Ben make all the decks?
Marvoleath: !patreon
Texan_Reverend: !patreon
niccus: yeah, youtube is definitely a situation
Artificer_Evan: !lasttweet
LRRbot: That's on a different bot, you'll want to use ~lasttoot instead!
Nickiatori: Serge!
RayFK: Ben's is 10
NotGruulButWhy: Playing some Commander with the fringe on top
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CypherRaze: I'm excited for this
therepoman__:
cameron_in_the_hizous: always serge
Artificer_Evan: Is last tweet still broken?
Sarah_Serinde: Good news: you can all be problems!
AbyssEtc: point em out
GredGredmansson: If you aren't the problem, BECOME the problem
m1gr3nA: will the bounties be used?
fishtail03: oh hey they finally got serge out of of that big hole they put him in
Bugberry: but who is the solution?
Boomy Toadsmasher: the full art angel is preselling at cardkingdom for 9.99 usd
WiseGuy57: they finally wished Serge back with the dragonballs
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @Sarah_Serinde hurray!
A_Dub888: !findquote problem
LRRbot: Quote #2119: "I'm the third problem." —Andrew [2016-03-18]
cameron_in_the_hizous: always a ben
Juliamon: Artificer_Evan Did you try it?
polluxr: Cam is a problem to our hearts that can't handle him
itira: Adam is the only non-problem
Simonark: This is a new format, do it whatever way you feel suits the venue of the Pre-Launch Showcase Showdown
Sarah_Serinde:
@thedepthandbreadthofseth Not you, Twitch chat
LRRbot: Kirri, Talented Sprout [1RGW] | Legendary Creature — Plant Druid [0/3] | Other Plants and Treefolk you control get +2/+0. / At the beginning of your postcombat main phase, return target Plant, Treefolk, or land card from your graveyard to your hand.
Kingsgrave: It's commander time
accountmadeforants: Show us the baby
polluxr: A BÉBÉ
sascha454: BABY ALERT 🌵
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Oh of course Adam is playing Gonti
SocraticMethod: Is it just we or does the video lag the audio on the wide camera? Tried refreshing couple times
Kingsgrave: I am very sweet
A_Dub888: Playby the baby
Jazz3601: da babe
accountmadeforants: Okay, now give us the baby
Pywodwagon: Adam imagine this card with Strip Mine
LRRMTG_Judge: This is very good flavour text - Squirrel
JonHerzogArtist: Goes in "little guy" typal
Artificer_Evan: @Juliamon yes it told me to use last toot instead.
ExachixKitsune: !card sapling of colfinor
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
WiseGuy57: trying to ease us into lil' guy magic leading up to bloomburrow
ExachixKitsune:
Bugberry: !card murmuring bosk
LRRbot: Murmuring Bosk | Land — Forest | As Murmuring Bosk enters the battlefield, you may reveal a Treefolk card from your hand. If you don't, Murmuring Bosk enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}. Murmuring Bosk deals 1 damage to you.
Desruprot: Loot
KharadBanar: !card sapling of colfenor
LRRbot: Sapling of Colfenor [3{B/G}{B/G}] | Legendary Creature — Treefolk Shaman [2/5] | Indestructible / Whenever Sapling of Colfenor attacks, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a creature card, you gain life equal to that card's toughness, lose life equal to its power, then put it into your hand.
GredGredmansson: !card Mirrorwood Treefolk
DeviantHS: saporling
1y1e: they grow back
the_spider_bucket: strip mine lock
soramayura: !card loot
Juliamon: Artificer_Evan Well, DID you try last toot?
Artificer_Evan: @Juliamon not yet
ztghostie: stripmine in precons, what a time to be alive
Naarius: Together, we can strip lock anyone
cameron_in_the_hizous: they should
GredGredmansson: but hey, you can finally put Mirrorwood Treefolk in a commander deck!
the_spider_bucket: oh you can strip lock a full pod, serge. trust me
luke__mtg: adam has vintage cube on mind
Artificer_Evan: !lasttoot
LRRbot: That's on a different bot, you'll want to use ~lasttoot instead!
Marvoleath:
well, there is Dust Bowl in the boosters
LRRbot: Creosote Heath | Land — Desert | Creosote Heath enters the battlefield tapped. / When Creosote Heath enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. / {T}: Add {G} or {W}.
UWDJohn: Adam's been playin' a lot of that cube.
RayFK: HOT DOG
Wonderdoc: You gotta teach the new players early how to striplock
ztghostie: serge
Kerrigan254:
I'm rooting for Gonti
just__fitz: Wait is mindslaver standard legal or is it like the multiverse legends
Jazz3601: jumping frog
SileeOneNow: ~lasttoot
Boomy Toadsmasher: I'm here for new squirrels and bunnies
Nonregional: I was at my parents’ house the other day trying to decide whether to throw out my old Redwall books
Simonark: Azusa begs to differ. You absolutely can strip lock in Commander. if you’re into crimes.
LRRbot: Gonti, Canny Acquisitor [2BGU] | Legendary Creature — Aetherborn Rogue [5/5] | Spells you cast but don't own cost {1} less to cast. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, look at the top card of that player's library, then exile it face down. You may play that card for as long as it remains exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell.
Mr_Horrible: "Is he a Knower, chat?"
neisan2112: I do think the mana base for thay Naya deck is pretty bad
RetroHibiscus: time for the nb vibecheck
Kerrigan254: Can we do a poll to who we are backing as the best villain?
Chichen: CANDY ACQUISITOR
polluxr: Campy advisor HAHAHA
Artificer_Evan: @SileeOneNow Oh so that's what I was doing wrong
1y1e: I don't know, CAN he?
Mr_Horrible: Gonti teaching kids how to do Crime
ztghostie: one who acquires
maclenrac: Cam's Cam
FlynnRaccoon: I'd got to that Camp.
NewtyNewts: Candy Acquirer
MrAyeAxe: gonti's been in the gym dang
just__fitz: Shouldn't he be Uncanny not canny?
MegaDosX: I'm sure they could be camp if that's their thing
accountmadeforants: Gonti, Cammy Acquitter (Cammy players know what they did)
Tplayne: @NewtyNewts I see we share the same braincell
Angreed66: Serge the mindslaver is on the sheet that doesn't go into standard
Nonregional: So, they don’t need to work too hard on my account
Sarah: I loved those books...some of mine got mouldy when in storage so I threw away a bunch of them :(
Nonregional: Nah, the camp aetherborn was yahenni
Nonregional: (Rip)
WiseGuy57: that's what you buy your own house for, to fill it with stuff you don't want to throw away
SileeOneNow: @Artificer_Evan just trying to help out
MegaDosX: Gonti still doing Gonti things
garash2k: does the discount works on colored mana?
BatenicYork: ooh like the bandana
LRRbot: Llanowar Wastes | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}. Llanowar Wastes deals 1 damage to you.
RokuNalaar: Nobody expects the campy acquisition
LRRbot: Olivia, Opulent Outlaw [1RWB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Assassin [3/3] | Flying, lifelink / Whenever one or more outlaws you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. / {3}, Sacrifice two Treasures: Put two +1/+1 counters on each creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
tehfewl: the other face commander is called 5-boots
ExachixKitsune: when did we turn into "mana of any type" rather than "mana of any colour"?
Bugberry: @garash2k it discounts generic costs
RAZRBCK08: Not all mana has a color
thegreatwyrdling: What is Olivia doing in a desert?
accountmadeforants: @ExachixKitsune Type is different from color
KharadBanar: @ExachixKitsune since explicitly colorless mana exists
LRRbot: Path of Ancestry | Land | Path of Ancestry enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1.
Monotoha Mukankeideth: ngl I read candy acquisitor
Sarah: lol, buying a house. Good joke
ExachixKitsune: oh! of course, I see now
ExachixKitsune: thanks
SocraticMethod: @ExachixKitsune Good question. Does "eldrazi colorless" not go into "any color"?
Laurence72: Vampire Outlaws always lose duels at high noon
AshcopseDryad: ciao
BrowneePoints: just wait until you see the back up commander serge
gnome_friend: Biblioteca passed
LRRbot: Stella Lee, Wild Card [1UR] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/4] | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. / {T}: Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control. You may choose new targets for the copy. Activate only if you've cast three or more spells this turn.
RayFK: Serge can't Vamp (yet)
accountmadeforants: Wild card, baby!
Bugberry: @ExachixKitsune they still do both. One works for colorless and the other doesn't.
maclenrac: Adam is in every camera
lordcypherofcaliban: Why is Serge obsessed with passing Libraries?
GredGredmansson: I think Warlock will be more relevant than Vampire in this deck
polluxr: olivia looks great in that timely fashion, but I still stand that she had no business being in OTJ and that card mechanically doesn't feel like her
Marvoleath: @SocraticMethod colorless is not a color, any type would cover it though
ExachixKitsune: that's like 2 years
MegaDosX: I smell a storm brewing
BrowneePoints: Olivia should be on OTJ
gnome_friend: @lordcypherofcaliban Some sort of Canadian joke; I find it funny despite not fully understanding the context
LRRbot: Shivan Reef | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}. Shivan Reef deals 1 damage to you.
Nonregional: Yeah, I was born in the eighties. I’m not owning property
WiseGuy57: you just have to know how to find a good deal.
Sarah: Late '80s here, and living in one of the most expensive cities in Toronto making not a ton and not having a partner to help pay for it
WiseGuy57: e.g. I settled for a bathroom with most of a ceiling
ztghostie: the manabases in these decks are great
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Bugberry: @SocraticMethod and Snow costs aren't a type of mana, for the record.
SocraticMethod: @Marvoleath Thanks, I keep mixing up when colorless counts as distinct mana type and when it doesn't
LRRbot: Winding Way [1G] | Sorcery | Choose creature or land. Reveal the top four cards of your library. Put all cards of the chosen type revealed this way into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.
CrossXhunteR: are these the OTC precon decks?
BrowneePoints: 80% of innistrad wants her dead. Olivia makes sense here
BrowneePoints: yes
Juliamon: CrossXhunteR Yes
LRRbot: Hazezon, Shaper of Sand [RGW] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [3/3] | Desertwalk / You may play Desert lands from your graveyard. / Whenever a Desert enters the battlefield under your control, create two 1/1 red, green, and white Sand Warrior creature tokens.
just__fitz: The man from Legends
UnknownFriday: Landwalk? Dang, wasn't expecting that.
MegaDosX: Oh hey there Hazezon
foolish_s4mwise: @browneepoints only 80%?
Bugberry: !card hazezon
LRRbot: Did you mean: Hazezon, Shaper of Sand; Hazezon Tamar
Ad_Vurt: Oh this is the guy from the dominaria united special cards?
An Opossum: wooo! commander game! also it makes so much sense that ben went for Kirri
Nonregional: Oh. Landwalk is back
LRRbot: Crawling Sensation [2G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may mill two cards. / Whenever one or more land cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere for the first time each turn, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token.
lordcypherofcaliban: @gnome_friend hell if I know what the joke is; it isn't an Alberta joke, that's for sure.
Juliamon: Love seeing landwalk
Bugberry: !card hazezon tamar
LRRbot: Hazezon Tamar [4RGW] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [2/4] | When Hazezon Tamar enters the battlefield, create X 1/1 Sand Warrior creature tokens that are red, green, and white at the beginning of your next upkeep, where X is the number of lands you control at that time. / When Hazezon leaves the battlefield, exile all Sand Warriors.
MegaDosX: He was originally in Legends then this version got printed in Dominaria United Commander
the_spider_bucket: lisan al gaib!
LoadingReadyRun:
note: Sand *Warrior* tokens. not just sand
apitol: hazezon reprint let’s gooo
LRRbot: Command Tower | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
jimfaindel: Hey son, are you winning?
Ad_Vurt: I always forget that Sand is a creature type
LRRbot: Rampant Growth [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
notthepenguins: i didnt realize there was a new hazezon dang
maclenrac: nice
Desruprot: already has command tower, rip the snake
kilnfiendpotter: @LoadingReadyRun *dumps a bunch of sand on the board* I think that's enough for a 2/2?
Bugberry: yall are all in boxes right now
imdanielholt: I enjoy seeing Adam on 75% of cameras (shrug)
MikeProvencher: Serge is literally asking to make sure Adam stays in a box.
Nevin B: is LLRbot broke?
Boomy Toadsmasher: nah that's a old card Lmao
WiseGuy57: serge killed it
Sarah: LRRbot had the card info part turned off because it was getting close to the API limit for the day
Mr_Horrible: that's a Serge quote if I ever heard one
Wonderdoc: Nobody puts Adam in a corner(box)
LRRbot: Smoldering Marsh | Land — Swamp Mountain | Smoldering Marsh enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
niccus: friend zone (concrete)
SpicyNapalm: Lore learned, Serge has friendzoned Adam, never knew!
A_Dub888: Could be worse, cold be the Friend Jar
BrowneePoints: huh zay zon and yea got an updated one in Dom U
Simonark: The Friend Box is a.. sinister euphemism, right?
ztghostie: not blackcleave cliffs
LRRbot: Vault of the Archangel | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}{W}{B}, {T}: Creatures you control gain deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn.
kilnfiendpotter: Sand Warriors should get unblockable, because it gets everywhere.
LRRbot: Trailblazer's Boots [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has nonbasic landwalk. / Equip {2}
Juliamon: Friend Box, a legally distinct jar
Bugberry: reprint from one of the Innistrad sets, forget whihc.
GredGredmansson: i hate hall of heliod's generosity
Nonregional: @an opossum indeed, he does like little guys
polluxr: @GredGredmansson it's a messed up land, for sure
BrowneePoints: Those boots give me stress flashbacks
lordcypherofcaliban: Dark Ascension
GredGredmansson: nothing generous about it
MikeProvencher: What's a yoot?
niccus: it's like 40
BrowneePoints: Australian truck
gnome_friend: !findquote bees
LRRbot: Quote #2837: "I bet they have a line on bees." —Paul [2016-06-20]
m1gr3nA: @polluxr not as bad as volrath's stronghold
NewtyNewts: Those utes
LoadingReadyRun:
those boots are fine, what's the chance to people having non-basic lands in commander?
Marvoleath: it's just academy ruins but white though @GredGredmansson
Chichen:
A yellow jacket stung my lip trying to get my fruit roll up when i was a kid 
chrono2x: how goes the magics?
StarWarsTHX1138: What was that land?
Timothy Hartel: 💕💕
StarWarsTHX1138: vault of the archangel?
WiseGuy57: Bee Butt
LRRbot: Explore [1G] | Sorcery | You may play an additional land this turn. / Draw a card.
A_Dub888: These boots are made for walking. And that's just what they'll do. One of these days these boots are gonna (nonbasic land-) walk all over you
UltraVioletVodoo: noep, whats a forest
BrowneePoints: but what if we can’t see it for the trees?
raulghoulia: It's my first day
maclenrac: During the first Ice Age...
Carlioo: !card Forest
LRRbot: Forest | Basic Land — Forest |
Grand_Moth_Tarkin: What is a forest? Why does it have broccoli on it?
GredGredmansson: @Marvoleath its a sign that I am no longer able to affect my opponents board in any way that matters
Bugberry: White is technically the second best at land ramping.
CaptnCheesebeard: Even green is ramping now, come on!
KharadBanar: All of my bee stings were on my feet, and I got stung on several different occasons
LRRbot: Perpetual Timepiece [2] | Artifact | {T}: Mill two cards. / {2}, Exile Perpetual Timepiece: Shuffle any number of target cards from your graveyard into your library.
KharadBanar: occasions*
Texan_Reverend: I inadvertently stepped on bees next to swimming pools multiple times as a kid.
Texan_Reverend: It sucked a lot.
Juliamon: Why do bees love hiding in sandals?
Bugberry: Naya Desert Self-Mill
Tom_Bruise: only one of these decks can play villainous wealth
BrowneePoints: oh yeah, Adam picked the deck with villainous wealth.
Boomy Toadsmasher: but there's a rare in the set not sure if it's in the deck but it makes all lands you control deserts
RoastedGravy: But what does a Forest do?
WiseGuy57: it allows you to draw two cards from your deck.
Boomy Toadsmasher: tap for green mana
Nonregional: We need that all-text secret lair
Chichen:
LRRbot: Kodama's Reach [2G] | Sorcery — Arcane | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
tehfewl: never stung, never broke a bone, Undefeated.
Chichen: adam's chair is so squeaky lol
maclenrac: Go Go Go
KharadBanar: @Juliamon isn't that more a wasp thing?
NewtyNewts: No aggro yet
itira: its a ghost
comrade_cards: lol
polluxr: it sounds like a grumbling tummy
Chichen:
maclenrac: Beans on the range
A_Dub888: All chairs are squeaky if you try hard enough
Chichen: I'm not blaming you adam, the chair
RoastedGravy: Damn, sounds OP.
Bear: isn't forest ban in commander ?
RoastedGravy: Wizards definitely needs to nerf Forest.
Fan of Most Everything: #justgreenthings
Boomy Toadsmasher: nah that's islands
WiseGuy57: Island is ban. Forest is ban as commander.
Nonregional: That’s why you can’t play Prime Time. It gets you two forests!
Juliamon: Wasps too, but definitely some bees
Falannt: Everyone picked at random, or were there choices?
DeviantHS: i noticed adam. good on you!
NewtyNewts: Uh oh, he's got untapped blue
LRRbot: Temple of Triumph | Land | Temple of Triumph enters the battlefield tapped. / When Temple of Triumph enters the battlefield, scry 1. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
Kerrigan254: Quick question for any judges, is mana value the same as cmc and can it be reduced or increased to meet triggered conditions such as Imoti who gives 6 mana spells cascade? so if i cost reduce a 6 cost spell to 5 do i get the cascade?
LRRbot: Stella Lee, Wild Card [1UR] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [2/4] | Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card. / {T}: Copy target instant or sorcery spell you control. You may choose new targets for the copy. Activate only if you've cast three or more spells this turn.
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WiseGuy57: free prime time
RoastedGravy: Mountain should probably be nerfed too.
Nonregional: Quick, what sound does a wolverine make
WiseGuy57: snikt
RoastedGravy: idk, I haven't watched X-Men in a while.
Boomy Toadsmasher: so avenger of zendikar + all the cactusfolk
Richard Hawkes: Bub
LRRbot: Dunes of the Dead | Land — Desert | {T}: Add {C}. / When Dunes of the Dead is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
GredGredmansson: @Kerrigan254 CMC is the same as MV. It can never change unless you are casting an X spell and defining its X value.
LRRbot: Unholy Heat [R] | Instant | Unholy Heat deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. / Delirium — Unholy Heat deals 6 damage instead if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
BrowneePoints: going for extended art for the face commanders now is fantastic
LRRMTG_Judge: @Kerrigan254 Mana value is what converted mana cost used to be. And mana value is derived from the mana cost of the card, not what you paid to cast it, so cost reducers don't affect the mana value of the spell - Natedogg
Bugberry: Desert is a subtype.
MegaDosX: Definitely wasn't expecting Unholy Heat in this deck
gnome_friend: Unholy heat seems... not good... in commander
DMGlol: Delerious
Kerrigan254:
Thanks guys much appreciated
Bugberry: Supertypes on lands are Basic and Snow
theworldsmith1: @MegaDosX deserts are hot
Nonregional: I hear the new x-men show is fun
MegaDosX: @theworldsmith1 You know, you're not wrong
LRRbot: Hazezon, Shaper of Sand [RGW] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [3/3] | Desertwalk / You may play Desert lands from your graveyard. / Whenever a Desert enters the battlefield under your control, create two 1/1 red, green, and white Sand Warrior creature tokens.
DeviantHS: @lrrmtg_judge does mana value change on the stack? for like split cards or other cards?
kilnfiendpotter: ::Cam blows dust off a box:: Time to bring this joke back out again!
krfsm: let's not forget the Hushbringer art either!
Marvoleath: @Bugberry or Legendary
BrowneePoints:
huh zay zon
LRRbot: Painted Bluffs | Land — Desert | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
m1gr3nA: @gnome_friend it's not, it's an removal on theme so wotc put it there <shrug>
circusofkirkus: that's Mario from Jesus Christ Superstar
krfsm: (I've seen half of Frontline Assembly play live relatively recently)
RoastedGravy: If they're plants, are they BUD-dies?
rand0mtask_: The books of WAAAHOOO and YIIPPIEE
Dog_of_Myth:
LRRMTG_Judge: @DeviantHS For split cards, while on the stack, it only has the mana value of the side you're casting. With spells with an X in the cost, while on the stack, X is equal to the value you set it at during announcement - Natedogg
Mr_Horrible: finding out Sonic is canonically Jesus is honestly not weird for 2024
LRRbot: Magmatic Insight [R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a land card. / Draw two cards.
kilnfiendpotter: Ah yes, the Wedding at Canaan where Sonic turned water into Gold Rings
unbanjitte: Birdo 3:16 my favorite verse
LRRbot: Conduit Pylons | Land — Desert | When Conduit Pylons enters the battlefield, surveil 1. / {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
PhilanthropyLich: Drive a nail in, Sonic loses all of his rings
Desruprot: you need to construct additional pylons
DeviantHS:
@lrrmtg_judge thx
TriforceDrummer: Hazezon liked this set a lot for all the new deserts and desert support
WiseGuy57: finally made painted bluffs playable
WiseGuy57: this day's Roman empire minute is sponsor by mario
Nonregional: I mean, art of sonic nailed to the cross almost certainly exists
LRRbot: Exotic Orchard | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.
Simonark: What major world religion does this make MegaMan?
UWDJohn: "Give us Kirbyus"
BrowneePoints: please, Michelle, he turned water into chili dogs @kilnfiendpotter
Falannt: more ramp!
LRRbot: Silhana Ledgewalker [1G] | Creature — Elf Rogue [1/1] | Hexproof / Silhana Ledgewalker can't be blocked except by creatures with flying.
asthanius: salami ledgewalker
Bugberry: Ravnica classic
LRRbot: Shadowmage Infiltrator [1UB] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | Fear / Whenever Shadowmage Infiltrator deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.
ztghostie: finkel!
trashyopossum: Oh! It has the original art too!!
RoastedGravy: Mario going back in time to meet his ancestors
Boomy Toadsmasher: 32
RoastedGravy: I'm almost 99% positive there is art of Sonic as Jesus somewhere.
ztghostie: Jon Finkle championship card IIRC
Kit300: Ben is playing Dune deck. lisan al gaib
rand0mtask_: Shadowmage is an uncommon in today's era, Infiltrator was Odyssey rare
A_Dub888: Good lord, 2006 was 18 years ago
Luminaire_p: From the original OTJ
Simonark: As a magic player, how dare they make a deck that expects me to be able to connect with people.
LoneGoat: shadowmage's best use was as a proxy for Psychatog
Bugberry: Shadowmage is from Invasian. Back when gold cards were still infrequent and special.
LRRbot: Bojuka Bog | Land | Bojuka Bog enters the battlefield tapped. / When Bojuka Bog enters the battlefield, exile target player's graveyard. / {T}: Add {B}.
Dog_of_Myth:
therepoman__: LMAO
TriforceDrummer: YIKES
BusTed:
MrSarkhan:
Ryenji: D:
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: OUCH
trashyopossum: yyyyyyowch
luke__mtg: even huh?
TalpTheScot: escalation
Kit300:
CrossXhunteR: equal exchange
ztghostie: Serge commits a crime both mechanically and socially
accountmadeforants: Bo-JUKED-aaaah
tehfewl: to shreds you say?
Desruprot: you give me one damage, I give you an exiled graveyard
Grimnus: Just right for the jugular eh
the_spider_bucket: coughing baby v. nuclear bomb
MoveToCombat: Ben's gong to regret picking Kirri; that card is hot garbage and the deck is meant to be ran with Yuma
WiseGuy57: just found one where he's being crucified by half the original cast of smash bros
RoastedGravy: Shadowmage is from Odyssey?
Nonregional: The guy who was upstaged by psychatog, as I recall
RoastedGravy: Psychatog was best Tog.
RoastedGravy: "And I took it personally."
Fan of Most Everything: Serge's vengeance is swift and sure.
DoomBringerIL: is the "serge alberta relocation incident" temporary or permanent? @LoadingReadyRun
LRRbot: Bandit's Haul [3] | Artifact | Whenever you commit a crime, put a loot counter on Bandit's Haul. This ability triggers only once each turn. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. / {2}, {T}, Remove two loot counters from Bandit's Haul: Draw a card.
A_Dub888: HOLY (and might I add) MOLY
Agnememnon: 1 land target play = 1 land target player seems fine
WrightJustice: 3-headed giant
josh___something:
Smh, bullying the Guest
BrowneePoints: @doombringeril moved back this week
gnome_friend: Crimes!
TriforceDrummer: As a GY player, Bojuka Bog is absolutely a crime
DoomBringerIL: @BrowneePoints back from or back to alberta?
Grimnus: Ben gets to briefly relive the GY being exiled with this redo
gnome_friend: Put a beast noble baby counter on this card
Simonark: Haul of the Bandit Lord?
Kit300: Serge left his chill in Alberta
RoastedGravy: Serge taking 1 damage: "And I took that personally."
Texan_Reverend: As always, we need to acknowledge Paul's amazing overlay setup for paper Magic, especially 4 player like this. The zoom in on an individual player's board when relevant and then pulling back out after is so slick.
BrowneePoints: @doombringeril back from
Juliamon: DoomBringerIL Serge is moved into his Victoria apartment
JewelsOfThePhoenix: Get Cameron, get hm!
josh___something:
I didn't say to stop
Logan Aura: o w
gatto meccanico: Hello bros evening, is this replacing the preprerelease?
Sarah: Not permanently no
gatto meccanico: so you mean for this set yes?
Plundy: Serge doing bog crimes
Sarah: Ah, for this set yes
Chichen: Bojuka bog is just getting rid of the players other hand
kumatsu: bully him harder
gnome_friend: !findquote victor
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Chichen: making it fair
NewtyNewts: He's got a great chat-PR-plant
JewelsOfThePhoenix: we love bullying here
Knightor: someone attacked serge with a 0/4 and we took that personally
gnome_friend:
UWDJohn: Hey. Bring a desert and call it peace.
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
itira:
Bugberry: nuke as a warning shot
DeviantHS: how many Viktors are there?
unbanjitte: based?
A_Dub888: That escalated quickly
KharadBanar: "But I am le tired"
RoastedGravy: Nuking Germany to send a message.
Marvoleath:
that sounds like a good way to have Germany protect you
CaptnCheesebeard: I'm inGermany right now. What was that?!
Sarah: They don't have a finalized contract for PPRs for this year, so until they do, LRR is doing PPR-like things
Nonregional: They played sealed and draft, and we’re finishing the event with commander precons
Virilio: didnt serge did 1 dmg to ben?
WiseGuy57: serge isn't real, he can't hurt ben
gatto meccanico: ty for the explanation, gonna get back to the vod then :)
LRRbot: Sol Ring [1] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}.
Amentur: We're sorry, ok!
A_Dub888: @KharadBanar Well have a nap- Zen Fire Ze Missiles!!!
Wild_jackalope: am in german too, and did not know that
BrowneePoints: it shows the vault crashing to earth
LRRbot: Harrow [2G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
rand0mtask_:
Countering Harrow is a hateful play
Marvoleath: @BrowneePoints if only there was a mana artifact that referred to a vault somehow
LurkerSpine: basic lands
Mr_Horrible: yup, Invasion
Sarah: np :)
Loren Farque: This chaos energy is healing my soul XD
RAZRBCK08: Countering Harrow is fun
m1gr3nA: tempest
gnome_friend: Apparently tempest
RoastedGravy: Yeah, if only.
RixtonSnek: Basic lands my dear Ben
lordcypherofcaliban: Only basics, Benben
Mr_Horrible:
and I'm wrong, too
josh___something: @browneepoints I thought you said crashing into CEDH and was very confused
MegaDosX: First printed in Tempest
RoastedGravy: I wish there was an artifact that depicted a vault containing mana.
just__fitz: Cretchien Era Magic
Mr_Horrible: I wanna say Invasion is where I first saw it?
LRRbot: Cactus Preserve | Land — Desert | Cactus Preserve enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add one mana of any type that a land you control could produce. / {3}: Until end of turn, Cactus Preserve becomes an X/X green Plant creature with reach, where X is the greatest mana value among your commanders. It's still a land.
Nickiatori: there was this guy in my lgs who's parrents immigrated from china and would alwasy make a really stereotypical voice whenever he cast harrow
Tom_Bruise: Cheating Crisis Averted
RoastedGravy: Imagine how good a mana vault like that would be.
Marvoleath: basics, but untapped
MegaDosX: Yeah, notably Harrow puts them in untapped, as compared to Roiling Regrowth
Jam: only basics
Jam: i think
jagehtso: Harrow is basic lands yes
gnome_friend: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! I didn't blip blop!
cespiedram: desert is a desert now
trashyopossum: Tundra's are deserts!
ztghostie: sand covered forest when
gnome_friend: Depends on the desert
HadesLeprechaun: Desert has been a Desert type for a bit, yeah!
RoastedGravy: It's coarse and it gets everywhere
BusTed: sometimes there's an angry sun that chases you around too
niccus: not all deserts are particularly sandy
Oreo1369: Antarctica is considered a desert
Piecrust9: I technically live in a desert. Lots of trees and mountains over here, no sand
NewtyNewts: I'm sure there's insects or something burrowed in that sand
Bugberry: Harrow predates both Dark Depths and Thespian Sage. What broken nonbasic land combos were there when Harrow was first arround?
lordcypherofcaliban: Mua'dib says deserts are indeed vibrant biomes.
RoastedGravy: Desert has been a Desert since Time Spiral.
accountmadeforants: There might also be blood on the sand, per 50 Cent's educational fully accurate biography
LRRbot: World Shaper [3G] | Creature — Merfolk Shaman [3/3] | Whenever World Shaper attacks, you may mill three cards. / When World Shaper dies, return all land cards from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
insanecat6mtg: I live in a very green desert.
WiseGuy57: I hat sand
Boomy Toadsmasher: not all deserts are sand
Jaime Grijalba: basics!
Nonregional: True - Antarctica is a desert iirc
SocraticMethod: Deset biome is determined by rainfall amount. Antarctica is a desert
TLBlitz: In college he was known as Hazin’ Hazezon
Bugberry: the Arctic is technically a Desert. Also Deserts can have plants and even trees. and running water.
BrowneePoints: big reprint
MegaDosX: !card kirri, talented
LRRbot: Kirri, Talented Sprout [1RGW] | Legendary Creature — Plant Druid [0/3] | Other Plants and Treefolk you control get +2/+0. / At the beginning of your postcombat main phase, return target Plant, Treefolk, or land card from your graveyard to your hand.
RoastedGravy: Well well well, the consequences of my own actions
CrossXhunteR: haven't played Magic in at least 12 years, but started paying some attention to this spoiler season after my previous card game (LoR) announced it winding down. these precons seem neat.
cheshire_creeper: @Bugberry It just means you don't get rain, right?
Agnememnon: how did painted bluffs come back I missed it
LowUpsideCJ: RiP to LoR TbH
LRRbot: Gonti, Canny Acquisitor [2BGU] | Legendary Creature — Aetherborn Rogue [5/5] | Spells you cast but don't own cost {1} less to cast. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, look at the top card of that player's library, then exile it face down. You may play that card for as long as it remains exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell.
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gnome_friend: @CrossXhunteR Wait, Runeterra is ending? Haven't played in a while
CaptnCheesebeard: Please, someone stop Ben! Nuke Germany if necessary. And I'm saying that while IN Germany.
Bugberry: @cheshire_creeper just very very little, on average.
Fan of Most Everything: The cycle of violence continues.
WiseGuy57: isn't snow just cold sand?
Nobody Yuno: We live in a society.
Marvoleath: @gnome_friend not ending, but entered a "maintenance" mode, not developing it further afaik
MegaDosX: Something good from one of them
gnome_friend: Well I guess I'll just watch Arcane without engaging with its other associated products
neisan2112: Gonti is whenever
MegaDosX: !card karn liberated
LRRbot: Karn Liberated [7] | Legendary Planeswalker — Karn [6] | [+4]: Target player exiles a card from their hand. / [−3]: Exile target permanent. / [−14]: Restart the game, leaving in exile all non-Aura permanent cards exiled with Karn Liberated. Then put those cards onto the battlefield under your control.
Mr_Horrible: "for as long as they remain exiled" so I think just forever
Marvoleath: It's all one trigger, so it does not matter if it dies
Fan of Most Everything: You can also play lands!
Seth_Erickson: as long as it remains exiled
neisan2112: Just like the other one
Bugberry: It's the same wording as original Gonti
LRRbot: Dimir Aqueduct | Land | Dimir Aqueduct enters the battlefield tapped. / When Dimir Aqueduct enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {U}{B}.
m1gr3nA: it's the same as on old gonti
LRRMTG_Judge: self contained in the trigger.
MegaDosX: Yeah it's basically how OG Gonti works
Mr_Horrible: Gonti respects long-term planning
m1gr3nA: i mean younger gonti
neisan2112: Its how you could keep looting first Gonti to get tons of card
neisan2112: Looping*
LRRbot: Dire Fleet Daredevil [1R] | Creature — Human Pirate [2/1] | First strike / When Dire Fleet Daredevil enters the battlefield, exile target instant or sorcery card from an opponent's graveyard. You may cast it this turn, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead.
gnome_friend: @m1gr3nA Good point about "old" cards being "young" characters
Nonregional: Well, I ate snow as a child, and I don’t think I could have done that with sand
TTKBlazer97: so like Vivian, right?
TTKBlazer97: the one from war of the spark
Anthony Locker: Poor Serge, he's stuck in the Friend Zone.
Double May Care: ooh, great time to tune in
h3rsh3yb4r: do we know how gonit is still alive? don't aetherborn have super short lifespans?
LRRbot: Kodama's Reach [2G] | Sorcery — Arcane | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
RockPusher:
Bugberry: @h3rsh3yb4r their Aetherborn Heart keeps them alive. It even got a card.
TinkerTezz: Sorcery is not a permanent
gnome_friend: @h3rsh3yb4r Yeah, and without aetherworks to use energy from, it's even more mysterious
LowUpsideCJ: @h3rsh3yb4r he's got a lot of heart
Pharmacistjudge: Gonti has the aetherheart thing that keeps him alive
Wild_jackalope: @Mr_Horrible nah, gonti knows hes not long in this world, so none of his plans need him alive to work
m1gr3nA:
@gnome_friend not sure if aetherborns are affected by age though
SpicyNapalm:
Serge puts the pirate in his yard like a spell
restokiki: Why is daredevil in yard
jimfaindel: Wait, did it target a permanent?
restokiki: It doesn't need to be a permanent chat
jimfaindel: All sheriffs are bastards
Agnememnon: card in a gy
KharadBanar: @Pharmacistjudge They/them, right?
Bugberry: !card Gonti's Aether Heart
LRRbot: Gonti's Aether Heart [6] | Legendary Artifact | Whenever Gonti's Aether Heart or another artifact enters the battlefield under your control, you get {E}{E}. / Pay {E}{E}{E}{E}{E}{E}{E}{E}, Exile Gonti's Aether Heart: Take an extra turn after this one.
jimfaindel: Gotcha
BusTed: Classic blunder
Nobody Yuno: So, what’s Gideon up to this set?
Fan of Most Everything: The pirate lives.
LRRMTG_Judge: Crimes can be committed if you target a card in an opponent's graveyard - Natedogg
Tom_Bruise: Surely the sherrif's union would've pushed against such budget cuts
MikeProvencher: All Cowboys Are Baroque
Ad_Vurt: All Cows are Boys
Mr_Horrible: the most dedicated Clash Of Clans workforce in the multiverse
NewtyNewts: All their money's stuck in the bank that keeps getting robbed
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
Bugberry: Cowboys can make a lot. Taking care of cattle is a big businness.
Pharmacistjudge: yes, them
Seth_Erickson: ACAB all cookies are bangin
niccus: if the cowboy is a country music star? a lot
MegaDosX: All four Vintage players are twitching
TinkerTezz: Thanks @lrrmtg_judge
Juliamon: All Cows Are Boy
xblue007: I never noticed the face in the background
Pharmacistjudge: Ponder, now unrestricted in Vintage
LowUpsideCJ: 2024 blue card
Bugberry: Yellowstone the show shows just how much the Cowboy life can be a big money maker.
Nickiatori: back when spells were good and creatures were bad
MegaDosX: It's a very good card
LRRbot: Serum Visions [U] | Sorcery | Draw a card. Scry 2.
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RoastedGravy: I thought boycows were bulls.
Bugberry: Ponder from original Lorwyn, while Negate was from original Morningtide. Funny how they are staples now.
MegaDosX: Josh Lee Kwai sits up straight wherever he is, and doesn't know why
Nonregional: Cameron is living his best life at the moment
Loren Farque: HELL YEAH CAMERON
Loren Farque: GETTM
KharadBanar: @RoastedGravy Fun fact: In German, "Bullen" (bulls) is slang for cops
CookieMom: Now follow it up with a Sensei's Divining Top.
gnome_friend: !findquote trans
LRRbot: Quote #6815: "Let's Nope says trans rights!" —Ben [2020-03-10]
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Peh-terramander!
AtomicAlchemical:
incredulouspasserby: Wait. Trans rights, but also why are we saying trans rights
Tweygoh: can you hear me yella
MikeProvencher: "Stop it Stan or I'll tell Stella!"
gnome_friend: @incredulouspasserby Pteramander was played by several famous trans players, I believe
LowUpsideCJ: Bringing the simpsons refs to lrrmtg
LRRbot: Pteramander [U] | Creature — Salamander Drake [1/1] | Flying / {7}{U}: Adapt 4. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard.
incredulouspasserby: @gnome_friend sick
niccus: back when blue tempo was big in standard
LRRbot: Genesis Hydra [XGG] | Creature — Plant Hydra [0/0] | When you cast this spell, reveal the top X cards of your library. You may put a nonland permanent card with mana value X or less from among them onto the battlefield. Then shuffle the rest into your library. / Genesis Hydra enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
accountmadeforants: The boy! The balloon-y boy!
Sarah: Cameron deserves a win today :P
LRRbot: Hashep Oasis | Land — Desert | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {G}. / {1}{G}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice a Desert: Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.
sfaviator: peteramander says patrans rights
Rogueist: w
Pharmacistjudge: Genesis Hydra > Nintendo Hydra
sprucebruce21: it feels weird seeing mill in Naya
GredGredmansson: That's a reprint from one of the Doctor Who decks!
Bugberry: Im gonna wreck it!
m1gr3nA: where does megadrive place in that equasion?
Nonregional: But is pteramander a newt?
Nobody Yuno: Already a lack of hats
LRRbot: Wreck and Rebuild [1RG] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / • Mill five cards, then you may put a land card from your graveyard onto the battlefield tapped. / Flashback {3}{R}{G}
Natedogg2: @Pharmacistjudge Them's fighting words.
hansk_olof_tarkir: Doctor who reprint!!
LRRbot: Decimate [2RG] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact, target creature, target enchantment, and target land.
jimfaindel: Turns out the card reader is just Paul looking up cards in scryfall
hansk_olof_tarkir: Can I see the art better please :')
Ad_Vurt: That's incredible flavour text on that Decimate
GredGredmansson: for wreck and rebuild
Bugberry: Decimate one of those weird cards that requires all targets to be met.
LRRbot: Embrace the Unknown [2R] | Sorcery | Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards. / Retrace
polluxr: insta staple for red decks
LRRbot: Sevinne's Reclamation [2W] | Sorcery | Return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, you may copy this spell and may choose a new target for the copy. / Flashback {4}{W}
Smurfykins: The naming of this stream implies there is a distinction from the norm?
Pharmacistjudge: please hug your unown. it's so lonely.
hansk_olof_tarkir: Thanks @gredgredmansson , didn't know they were available
accountmadeforants:
@jimfaindel This is sorta what some "card readers" have been (like for Canlander tournaments), though it's usually James, not Paul
hansk_olof_tarkir: Neat!
Nonregional: They wore some hats during the draft
RoastedGravy: No. Unown knows what it did.
Pharmacistjudge: Hidden power?
Falannt: Every time a shot, when we hear "neat"?
Brozard: @accountmadeforants Like most AI, it's not a computer, but people
AtomicAlchemical: @gnome_friend yep! was in Autumn Burchett's Mono Blue Tempo deck that they used to win Mythic Championship I back in the before times
30teracyte: the cards are exiled till the end of next turn, right? so it doesn't have to be this turn
RoastedGravy: You'd be dead within the hour if you took a drink every time someone said "neat".
eshplode: Sevinne's Rec is my favourite non-goofy Magic card
Nobody Yuno: Wearing hats previously does not excuse you from wearing hats currently.
Smurfykins:
its a little goofy, its reusing cards you should have used well the first time
Falannt: @RoastedGravy XD
gnome_friend: @eshplode Okay, we need to make it goofy then
Xavion333: Oasis isn't tapped?
h3rsh3yb4r: @RoastedGravy what if my drinks weren't neat?
rand0mtask_: Gonti has been working out
RoastedGravy: Neat is LRR's version of Kingdom Hearts’s Sora, Donald, and Goofy
LowUpsideCJ: Sevinne's Rec never feels dead, always feels decent
Dog_of_Myth:
flikerz1: Hashep is not but its something on Ben's board
niccus: @Smurfykins cards provided by WotC but not an official event, just 3 rounds of draft matchups but with sealed build+match and this round of commander
jimfaindel: Ben bullying poor old Serge, as per usual. SMH
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Christian Schoen: oasis is untapped isnt it?
jagehtso: Oasis enters untapped if that matters
Smurfykins: Nice
Smurfykins: ty folks
Pharmacistjudge: (and let WoTC know that we want the PPR in it's full glory back)
Bugberry: @jimfaindel revenge for the Bog
Smurfykins: yes will email when I can
LRRbot: Oracle of Mul Daya [3G] | Creature — Elf Shaman [2/2] | You may play an additional land on each of your turns. / Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may play lands from the top of your library.
gnome_friend: Nice!
ztghostie: woah that's a hot reprint
Smurfykins: hot
RoastedGravy: That's a spicy reprint.
Plundy: Now serge is going to flicker bog in retaliation
gnome_friend: Premier lands player of the format
rand0mtask_: That Naya deck just does so much, not sure it is powerful but it's a lot
Earthenone: Mully D? allright
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RoastedGravy: What was that Naga that did something similar, but with creatures?
LRRMTG_Judge:
in that deck it's a oracle of Mill daya?
MegaDosX: Oracle of Mul Daya is a very sick reprint
RoastedGravy: Vizier of the Menagerie?
gnome_friend: Also, thank you Serge for signing my fastbond!
incredulouspasserby: @RoastedGravy I haven't looked at all the decks but the lands deck and the storm deck are FULL of really good reprints.
sprucebruce21: god gonti's full art looks rad
Pharmacistjudge: Meat Hook Massacre was an event, not a crime.
jimfaindel: Wait, there's a meathook in the precons?
RoastedGravy: Naya eating good tonight
TLBlitz: Desert of the True should be tapped lol
xblue007: ben your desert should have been tapped
LRRbot: Bovine Intervention [1W] | Instant | Destroy target artifact or creature. Its controller creates a 2/2 white Ox creature token.
Rune Semey: desert of true enter tapped.
MrAyeAxe: #un-nerfmeathookinbrawl
yargle: "Sorry about your dude, here's a cow"
MegaDosX: Beef Within
RoastedGravy: Holy cow.
Smurfykins: Ben has a steak to claim in this combat/aggression
GredGredmansson: Calf to Exile
ztghostie: Path to Nebraska
Earthenone: Beef Within is good
RoastedGravy: No, wait, is that in the Naya deck?
Dog_of_Myth: @MegaDosX Oh, that's good
sprucebruce21: swords to beef
LRRbot: Temple of Mystery | Land | Temple of Mystery enters the battlefield tapped. / When Temple of Mystery enters the battlefield, scry 1. / {T}: Add {G} or {U}.
FlynnRaccoon:
@GredGredmansson ... that got me
RoastedGravy: Swords to Cowshares
jimfaindel: Shouldn't he have been unable to cast that with the desert entering tapped from the grave?
LRRbot: Mind's Dilation [5UU] | Enchantment | Whenever an opponent casts their first spell each turn, that player exiles the top card of their library. If it's a nonland card, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.
sprucebruce21: @RoastedGravy fuck that's way better
flikerz1: I mean the desert is basically just a basic so it's the same as the planes on top anyway
Dog_of_Myth: Swords to Cow Tools.
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: OH
MegaDosX: Excuse me what
MegaDosX: Good lord Adam
Christian Schoen: yeah ben couldnt do that
Christian Schoen: cause the white desert would enter tapped
TheWriterAleph: spicyyyy
m1gr3nA: "their"
Pharmacistjudge: not a crime.
sprucebruce21: GOOD LORD
ztghostie: does that ignore timing restrictions?
MrSarkhan: I love this card
Smurfykins: Cool
RoastedGravy: Beef Within I think is the best nickname for Bovine Intervention
NewtyNewts: Whoa.
niccus: sure is a seven mana enchantment
gnome_friend: Cool technology!
ThorSokar: WHAT
Falannt: each turn!
polluxr: Shadows Over Innistrad card
TriforceDrummer: And he always knows what he's getting from Ben with Oracle out lmao
Marvoleath: "one for you, and one for me"
MegaDosX: @ztghostie You best believe it does
FlynnRaccoon: Gonti got really good at crimes.
KharadBanar: @ztghostie Looks that way
LRRMTG_Judge: @ztghostie yes it does.
CrossXhunteR: your cards? no, my cards now
LowUpsideCJ: Such a fun card
jimfaindel: It's Omniciency's hot cousin
AllTheWeasels: I love this spell and hope someday to actually cast something useful from it
Joy_Stix_DragQueen: Think that was Eldritch Moon?
TheWriterAleph:
just a 7-mana do-nothing blue enchantment
McMenno: EMN classic
Tom_Bruise: So that's what we're doing without the commander
SocraticMethod: Megamind-looking ass
RoastedGravy: Powerful Magic™
Mr_Horrible: @Joy_Stix_DragQueen iirc yes
samwiser_: I like swords to cowshares.
LRRbot: Smoldering Marsh | Land — Swamp Mountain | Smoldering Marsh enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.
Bugberry: Originally from Eldritch Moon
Elyas_Serg: minds dilation goes crazy in my twelth doctor theft deck
Smurfykins: yeah 7 mana do nothing UNLESS you all do something, totally fiar
Smurfykins: fair*
LurkerSpine: I mean, it's a very old card at this point
LRRbot: Olivia, Opulent Outlaw [1RWB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Assassin [3/3] | Flying, lifelink / Whenever one or more outlaws you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. / {3}, Sacrifice two Treasures: Put two +1/+1 counters on each creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
Plundy: Cool game
LRRMTG_Judge:
It violates normal restrictions, so you can cast a sorcery or creature, but not the super restrictions that say like "cast this only during your combat step"
Bugberry: Mind's Dilation is now 8 years old.
LRRMTG_Judge: Yeah, Dilation trigger resolves before Serge's scry trigger resolves - Natedogg
GredGredmansson: there are none
LRRbot: Mari, the Killing Quill [1BB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Assassin [3/2] | Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, exile it with a hit counter on it. / Assassins, Mercenaries, and Rogues you control have deathtouch and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may remove a hit counter from a card that player owns in exile. If you do, draw a card and create two Treasure tokens."
MegaDosX: Oh boy
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LowUpsideCJ: "doesn't matter cast it"
MegaDosX: This card is besties with Etrata
GredGredmansson: Hey, Gonti is a Rogue!
rand0mtask_: Seems legit
RetroHibiscus: are we sure that isn't adam's card lol
RetroHibiscus: what creature types are silhana and shadowmage
AllTheWeasels:
It's clearly Adam's card now
Smurfykins:
Wolfstrike_NL:
Desdae: Is the lookout a rogue?
NewtyNewts: What does this do? It taps for green mana, but that's not important right now.
Smurfykins: chaos gremlin Adam
GredGredmansson: Dire Fleet Daredevil isn't an assassin mercenary or rogue
gnome_friend: I block
jimfaindel: They are all playing with each other's deck, heh
Smurfykins: destroy all enchantments, still cast it?
LRRbot: Captain Lannery Storm [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Pirate [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Captain Lannery Storm attacks, create a Treasure token. / Whenever you sacrifice a Treasure, Captain Lannery Storm gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
jimfaindel: Farewell for free!
SwampSolRingGo: @loadingreadyrun ben played desert of the true untapped instead of tapped, and used it to cast bovine killing gonti
Plundy: Will it quill? It do!
Boomy Toadsmasher: welp I'll see yall in the vods <3
gnome_friend: Cowards can't block warriors
Angreed66: farewell all modes?
OldUncleDan: Whenever I see decks like this Gonti one, I am pretty much always breaking out my Trostani Discordant deck in response.
DoomBringerIL: i wanna see that happens... don;t believe
Hellishdream: Adam is here to cast Spells, not read cards.
RoastedGravy: Adam fully embracing Dr Strangelove, learning to love the Wrath.
Marvoleath:
farewell, no modes 
ztghostie: @SwampSolRingGo boy its way too late to do a backup
Kingsgrave: @RoastedGravy Hell yeah. I have a commander deck all about that.
Smurfykins: ^ I think farewell is choose 1 or more
RoastedGravy: Serge
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
rand0mtask_: Ox put a hit on that pirate
Lord_Hosk: lol
jimfaindel: Poor little Serge
CrossXhunteR: the ox isnt sick? when was the intervention?
RoastedGravy: No backsies
Loren Farque: Honestly these decks look sick as hell
MegaDosX: Adam can't steal that card at least
MegaDosX: He can turn her into treasure though
MegaDosX: Which seems very flavourful
NewtyNewts: Guess who gets the table hate now?
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Angreed66: cowards aren't idiots
jimfaindel: Ox is blocking, not attacking
LRRbot: Impulsive Pilferer [R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [1/1] | When Impulsive Pilferer dies, create a Treasure token. / Encore {3}{R}
raulghoulia: apparently it's because he doesn't want you to. seems fair
LithelyUnshod: did Adam take 2?
Smurfykins: Reprint!
Elyas_Serg: love that little guy
Smurfykins: nice new art
UWDJohn: Cowards can't block idiots
RixtonSnek: Adam is at 38?
Plundy: Lol
RoastedGravy: Yeah, Izzet, known for its simple turns.
LRRbot: Archmage Emeritus [2UU] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, draw a card.
KharadBanar: @jimfaindel Adam's stolen creature says "When an opponent's creature would die, exile it instead"
ztghostie: oooo that's another good reprint
jimfaindel: What kind of sick parent names their children Emeritus?
NewtyNewts: Oh hell.
Pharmacistjudge: We have a person named Archmage Emeritus. is there a more nerdy name?
Elyas_Serg: forgers foundy is sick
Smurfykins: well then
Bugberry: Mana Rock that stores spells for later.
RoastedGravy: I mean, there's Nerd Rage.
Smurfykins: the awk zoom in as Adam gets the spicy stuff
LRRbot: Gonti, Canny Acquisitor [2BGU] | Legendary Creature — Aetherborn Rogue [5/5] | Spells you cast but don't own cost {1} less to cast. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, look at the top card of that player's library, then exile it face down. You may play that card for as long as it remains exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell.
Kerrigan254: Not a doctor
DoomBringerIL: name the card
Angreed66: archmage emeritus is not legendary emeritus is a descriptor
DoomBringerIL: what did adam get for free?
BrowneePoints: I can't wait until we go back to Arcavios and hopefully NOT be confined to STrixhaven in 2026
jimfaindel: We know, tis a joke
LRRbot: Requisition Raid [W] | Sorcery | Spree / + {1} — Destroy target artifact. / + {1} — Destroy target enchantment. / + {1} — Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature target player controls.
NewtyNewts: !card forger's foundry
LRRbot: Forger's Foundry [2U] | Artifact | {T}: Add {U}. When you spend this mana to cast an instant or sorcery spell with mana value 3 or less, you may exile that spell instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard as it resolves. / {3}{U}{U}, {T}: You may cast any number of spells from among cards exiled with Forger's Foundry without paying their mana costs. Activate only as a sorcery.
gnome_friend: @BrowneePoints Yeah; it'd be nice to see what's beyond campus
Smurfykins: additional costs + Sevinne's Reclamation works?
NewtyNewts: Adam does get to exile that land on top.
Bugberry: At least we get to see more of everyone's decks
BrowneePoints: we saw a little bit @gnome_friend From the planeswalker's guide Arcavios is apparently one of the absolute LARGEST planes size wise
LRRbot: Desert of the Indomitable | Land — Desert | Desert of the Indomitable enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G}. / Cycling {1}{G}
LRRbot: Trailblazer's Boots [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has nonbasic landwalk. / Equip {2}
gnome_friend: @BrowneePoints How does one calculate a plane's size?
jimfaindel: Stop picking on Serge!
DoomBringerIL: ben doesn't get the desert - it's exiled by dialation
itira: the boots, they scoot and boogie
Mr_Horrible: what're thoooooose? *Kaboom*
KharadBanar: Is it the shoes??
Smurfykins: Boots are calling the fashion police, Mind's Dilation is just the human condition
TalpTheScot: serge did bog ben afterall
BrowneePoints: @gnome_friend by hearing the Worldbuilding team say "This plane is big"
gnome_friend: Of course, how silly of me
LRRbot: Vengeful Regrowth [4GG] | Sorcery | Return up to three target land cards from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. Create that many 4/2 green Plant Warrior creature tokens with reach. / Flashback {6}{G}{G}
ckupf: what a serge card
BrowneePoints: Oh yea. this is the one Wheeler is adding to talk about on N100
LRRbot: Command Tower | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
BrowneePoints: cuz he is really high on it
BrowneePoints: well, higher than he thought
LRRbot: Mirage Mesa | Land — Desert | Mirage Mesa enters the battlefield tapped. As it enters, choose a color. / {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
Earthenone: nesa desert okey kay
LRRbot: Elvish Rejuvenator [2G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | When Elvish Rejuvenator enters the battlefield, look at the top five cards of your library. You may put a land card from among them onto the battlefield tapped. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
m1gr3nA: top card?
MegaDosX: That is Evolution Sage
MegaDosX: !card evolution sage
LRRbot: Evolution Sage [2G] | Creature — Elf Druid [3/2] | Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, proliferate.
Smurfykins: hes not doing counters, dont think it'd be that one
sprucebruce21: great poker face ben
LRRbot: Terramorphic Expanse | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Terramorphic Expanse: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
NewtyNewts: Ooof
LRRMTG_Judge:
when you look at the top X cards of your library,they are still the top cards of your library, so you don't reveal them until after you're done with that action.
NewtyNewts: !card avenger of zend
LRRbot: Avenger of Zendikar [5GG] | Creature — Elemental [5/5] | When Avenger of Zendikar enters the battlefield, create a 0/1 green Plant creature token for each land you control. / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may put a +1/+1 counter on each Plant creature you control.
sprucebruce21: woof
Smurfykins: yeah that would make its presence known
ztghostie: at least terramorphic expanse will rerandomize ben's library, so avenger will get shuffled off the bottom
MegaDosX: Has Ben played Kirri yet?
jimfaindel: Avenger on a precon? Sweet!
FlynnRaccoon: This still game one, yeah?
RoastedGravy: Man, look at Ben's battlefield compared to everyone else's.
Smurfykins: Again how does Sevinne's interact with spree?
Lord_Hosk: Boooooooze
DoomBringerIL: cameron turns vs ben turns... hmmmm
Spades_Slicc: smh Serge remembered that they have commanders befoe ben
LRRbot: Wreck and Rebuild [1RG] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / • Mill five cards, then you may put a land card from your graveyard onto the battlefield tapped. / Flashback {3}{R}{G}
AllTheWeasels: Quick, steal a regrowth!
MegaDosX: Adam has been learning old cards recently
polluxr: @Smurfykins additional costs can usually be paid if you want. You just can't have additional costs for free
LRRbot: Viridescent Bog | Land | {1}, {T}: Add {B}{G}.
Marvoleath: @Smurfykins it doesn't? Savine's is a permanent, spree is on non-perm spells only
NewtyNewts: Quick, return an enchantment to the battlefield!
m1gr3nA: serge that is called eminence
MegaDosX: Feels like Yuma might work better with the overall plan
DoomBringerIL: does dialiation works for every opponent for every turn?
LRRbot: Gonti, Canny Acquisitor [2BGU] | Legendary Creature — Aetherborn Rogue [5/5] | Spells you cast but don't own cost {1} less to cast. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, look at the top card of that player's library, then exile it face down. You may play that card for as long as it remains exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell.
niccus: @Smurfykins sevinne's specifically, not at all, since sevinne's only cares about permanents. but with other free-cast effects, when you cast it, you may choose to pay the extra costs
MegaDosX: Even if Kirri is an alternate commander
Kingsgrave: slim shady?
Smurfykins: cool ty
Pharmacistjudge: on the escalator again?
RoastedGravy: Yeah, but… baby cactus
mistbornhoid: Hazezon is arguably a better commander for this deeck
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooooo
AllTheWeasels:
jimfaindel: Cameron's silence has afforded him much peace. Till now
Smurfykins: there may be kicker costs on the perm you cast again, so those work, is what im reading in the answers
DoomBringerIL: like if on serge turn he cast somthing and ben cats some instant - does adam get 2 cards for free??
MegaDosX: !card yuma, proud protector
LRRbot: Yuma, Proud Protector [5RGW] | Legendary Creature — Human Ranger [6/6] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each land card in your graveyard. / Whenever Yuma, Proud Protector enters the battlefield or attacks, you may sacrifice a land. If you do, draw a card. / Whenever a Desert card is put into your graveyard from anywhere, create a 4/2 green Plant Warrior creature token with reach.
SeanTheCrow: hazezon is honestly a better commander
NewtyNewts: It's Serge's card, yeah
MegaDosX: !card mari, the killing
LRRbot: Mari, the Killing Quill [1BB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Assassin [3/2] | Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, exile it with a hit counter on it. / Assassins, Mercenaries, and Rogues you control have deathtouch and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may remove a hit counter from a card that player owns in exile. If you do, draw a card and create two Treasure tokens."
LRRMTG_Judge: @DoomBringerIL Yes, he could get a spell from Serge, and a spell from Ben in that case - Natedogg
DoomBringerIL: wow
MegaDosX: SUN TITAN
LRRbot: Sun Titan [4WW] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Vigilance / Whenever Sun Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, you may return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
accountmadeforants: Alt commanders are usually just "here's another interesting legend in these colours", not always that relevant as commanders to the deck they're in.
RoastedGravy: THE STITAN
AtomicAlchemical:
MegaDosX: I mean, that's not really surprising, that card gets reprinted practically every Commander set
accountmadeforants: Sunny T!
Kingsgrave: Sunny Telight
MegaDosX: I mean, Sun Titan recurring a land isn't terrible
NewtyNewts: So, return another land from graveyard to battlefield each turn?
Smurfykins: Sunny D I drank way too much as a kid, no regrets then, but regrets now if I did now
Seth_Erickson: Love that video
LRRbot: Swiftfoot Boots [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. / Equip {1}
RixtonSnek: only need to tap 1, no?
Desdae: Boots is only 1 cus Gonti?
itira: trying to escape
Jam: tap only 1
Jam: costs 1 less
MegaDosX: Also yeah the boots cost one thanks to Gonti
Earthenone: !prime
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GredGredmansson: i missed it what killed minds dilation
LRRbot: Dragonskull Summit | Land | Dragonskull Summit enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Mountain. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
KharadBanar: @GredGredmansson Ben flashbacked a thing
MegaDosX: !card wreck and rebuild
LRRbot: Wreck and Rebuild [1RG] | Sorcery | Choose one — / • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / • Mill five cards, then you may put a land card from your graveyard onto the battlefield tapped. / Flashback {3}{R}{G}
Marvoleath: @GredGredmansson flashbacked wreck and rebuild I believe
NewtyNewts: @GredGredmansson Ben's Wreck and Rebuild
GredGredmansson: cool
LRRbot: Olivia, Opulent Outlaw [1RWB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Assassin [3/3] | Flying, lifelink / Whenever one or more outlaws you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. / {3}, Sacrifice two Treasures: Put two +1/+1 counters on each creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
FlynnRaccoon: Hmm. I'm going to have to get a Cactuar Plant-Token aren't I?
gnome_friend:
raulghoulia: wow
NekomimiNinja: holy moly
jimfaindel: The bluff!
Smurfykins: no bluff
CrossXhunteR: happy feet
Smurfykins: the land
Tom_Bruise: Don't we call that a synergy round these parts?
RoastedGravy: Not the trifecta, though
Smurfykins: Thank you dog, thats a nice lizard, yes put it in the trash
LRRbot: Niv-Mizzet, Parun [UUURRR] | Legendary Creature — Dragon Wizard [5/5] | This spell can't be countered. / Flying / Whenever you draw a card, Niv-Mizzet, Parun deals 1 damage to any target. / Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell, you draw a card.
NekomimiNinja: Nivvey!
FlynnRaccoon: Salamander looking dragon.
Smurfykins: oh chat is the classic "ah im doing nothing I swear" tactic paying off?
LRRbot: Eccentric Farmer [2G] | Creature — Human Peasant [2/3] | When Eccentric Farmer enters the battlefield, mill three cards, then you may return a land card from your graveyard to your hand.
CrossXhunteR: !card stell lee, wild cardd
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
DoomBringerIL: cameron's turns are consistently < 10s...
LRRbot: Scavenger Grounds | Land — Desert | {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice a Desert: Exile all graveyards.
ttkblazer97: wait, did we get a minds dilation trigger?
LRRbot: The Mending of Dominaria [3GG] | Enchantment — Saga | I, II — Mill two cards, then you may return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand. / III — Return all land cards from your graveyard to the battlefield, then shuffle your graveyard into your library.
DeviantHS: @smurfykins never works for me... "he is doing nothing, he will kill us!"
CrossXhunteR: @ttkblazer97 destroyed a few turns back
Smurfykins: mind's gone @ttkblazer97
RoastedGravy: Imagine the Scooze being in the Naya deck.
ttkblazer97: ah, ok
Bugberry: Mind: Undilated
AllTheWeasels: gone but not forgotten o7
Piecrust9: Never coming back? Adam you have the power to play it again
DoomBringerIL: chat i missed it - how did they remove dialation?
Smurfykins: "I play ghostly prison" "they have 8+ lands, and waiting still, they are BREWING, table BREWING" "Agreed"
AllTheWeasels: @Smurfykins flashback Wreck and Rebuild
Marvoleath: @DoomBringerIL Ben flashbacked Wreck and Rebuild
Smurfykins: I knew it blew up weasels thank you
Irony_x: hey attention is sparse in this economy
DeM0nFiRe:
Frostwriter111: stop calling me out, Serge
Hallontagg: so true
josh___something: Daaaaaaaaamn
flikerz1:
Oh...
I want to have been here earlier to see the dilation. >\\\\>
jimfaindel: I was baking a lasagna!
Jensling:
rentar42: cam knows chat too well!
Chichen: hey i'm working
ztghostie: *tabs out, tabs back in* hold on, I know what the game state should be back it up
raulghoulia: Hey! Chat resembles that remark
LRRbot: Jungle Shrine | Land | Jungle Shrine enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {R}, {G}, or {W}.
NewtyNewts: Look, I don't know the rules, I just comment on them.
drcthulu: Their mind was still dilated
Spades_Slicc:
Coulda sunlanced the dome
gnome_friend: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
DoomBringerIL: @Marvoleath 10x
lightfut: Tldr - everyone committed crimes
Marvoleath: !chat
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
LRRbot: Scattered Groves | Land — Forest Plains | Scattered Groves enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {2}
Piecrust9: Hey haven't been watching for a bit, but can someone tell me why Ben isn'
LRRbot: Skullwinder [2G] | Creature — Snake [1/3] | Deathtouch / When Skullwinder enters the battlefield, return target card from your graveyard to your hand, then choose an opponent. That player returns a card from their graveyard to their hand.
Smurfykins: I like that snek
RetroHibiscus: hell yeah the mind's dilation has another chance
LRRMTG_Judge:
You joke but I do take it on myself to go check the vods and see if something was amiss.
NonUniqueGuy: I feel attacked. I mean, yes, I am watching on a second monitor. but still
AllTheWeasels:
oh - the Skullwinder is just what Adam needs to get dilation back
Smurfykins: when you need to build alliances cards need to see more play
FlynnRaccoon: *gestures at a battlefield with +50 permanents* - I dunno, things get complicated.
Arkouda Chien: I've been passively watching, this is a wild commander game
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snerdbrgr: I like turtles
Plundy: Any time minds dilation isn’t on camera we should all ask, what happened to mind’s dilation?
ztghostie: Its literally a huge pet peeve when someone says "back up, you got something wrong" you find out they're wrong, and then they say "sorry I wasn't paying attention." If you are not paying attention do not comment on the game state maybe?
rand0mtask_: I missed it were they intentionally not playing with the bounty mechanic?
LowUpsideCJ: Ben is looking like the premier lands pilot of this format
rentar42: cam has the game on the second monitor as well ...
jimfaindel: Cam had the game on second monitor
Wolfstrike_NL: Ben is on Cam's second monitor
Desdae:
Cam had the game on the second monitor in his brain
Spades_Slicc: Cam: You're on the second monitor
LRRbot: Angel of the Ruins [5WW] | Artifact Creature — Angel [5/7] | Flying / When Angel of the Ruins enters the battlefield, exile up to two target artifacts and/or enchantments. / Plainscycling {2}
Smurfykins: oh wow
rentar42: jinx, @jimfaindel
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Nuclear Kid: Dang, Stella Lee looks like a rootin' tootin' fun commander to pley
LRRbot: Ramunap Excavator [2G] | Creature — Naga Cleric [2/3] | You may play lands from your graveyard.
Marvoleath:
one braincell, chat
Smurfykins: angel of ruin is a card always to be aware of
AllTheWeasels:
Gotteeeeem
BusTed:
therepoman__: ehehehehe
Smurfykins:
itira:
MartonyTho:
Irony_x: LOL
RoastedGravy:
NewtyNewts: What a good shhhhh Adam did
CrescendoSlash: not a replacement effect for mari
MegaDosX: It's not a replacement effect though
Smurfykins: Adam going super quiet is always a poker tell
MegaDosX: Ben still gets his lands
DoomBringerIL: will there be anything after this commander game? another CMDR game? the ppr is usually like 8hrs @LoadingReadyRun
RetroHibiscus:
MegaDosX: It's not a replacement effect
Plundy: L O L
Smurfykins: yeah dies then exiles
Smurfykins: not replacing
LRRMTG_Judge: Yes, they still die, then are exiled - Natedogg
SilverHalcyon: "whenever" is a trigger
Marvoleath: it's exiled from gy
RetroHibiscus: so only serge loses here
MegaDosX: The word "instead" is an important one, when it's there and when it's not
30teracyte: rather than 'if it would die'
LowUpsideCJ: a mild boozle only
theworldsmith1: wait how did ben get his lands out of his gy
CrossXhunteR: the creature that died and exiled, i believe
theworldsmith1: (that was a joke btw)
MegaDosX: !card world shaper
LRRbot: World Shaper [3G] | Creature — Merfolk Shaman [3/3] | Whenever World Shaper attacks, you may mill three cards. / When World Shaper dies, return all land cards from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
gnome_friend: Forest forest plains forest plains forest plains
LRRMTG_Judge: @theworldsmith1 World Shaper died - Natedogg
MegaDosX: Welp
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MegaDosX: That one we can't help you with Serge
gnome_friend: Carrot carrot milk
GredGredmansson: ben's Hazezon commander deck is sick
MegaDosX: Black is terrible at removing creatures
Smurfykins: Totally terrible
raulghoulia: slightly biased
LRRMTG_Judge: single target removal is a crime
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garash2k: unbiased? it's biased by definition!
LRRbot: Sevinne's Reclamation [2W] | Sorcery | Return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, you may copy this spell and may choose a new target for the copy. / Flashback {4}{W}
Smurfykins: someone dictated how bias should be spelled, so thats bias in and of itself
m1gr3nA: spot removal does not do it now, they need boardwipe
LRRbot: Eccentric Farmer [2G] | Creature — Human Peasant [2/3] | When Eccentric Farmer enters the battlefield, mill three cards, then you may return a land card from your graveyard to your hand.
MegaDosX: Yeah this board needs a wrath
Cyborg_Huey: Hell yeah Cam! Alt-Tab team FTW!
kumatsu: alt tabbing between this game and dissociating
MegaDosX: "Bummer" - Cameron Lauder, 2024
raulghoulia: anytime anyone casts an instant or sorcery a crime occurs
Gooseblast: No touchy the Bogle
MegaDosX: Niv is putting lots of money into Adam's bank account
Smurfykins: that elf has been a champion in the past 2 years
Smurfykins: its really silly with ivy
MegaDosX: !card skullwinder
LRRbot: Skullwinder [2G] | Creature — Snake [1/3] | Deathtouch / When Skullwinder enters the battlefield, return target card from your graveyard to your hand, then choose an opponent. That player returns a card from their graveyard to their hand.
LRRbot: Hour of Promise [4G] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to two land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Then if you control three or more Deserts, create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.
Smurfykins: (1/1 hex proof, can only be blocked by flyers or reach iirc)
MegaDosX: Then choose an opponent to also do it
Nickiatori: Path of exile
AllTheWeasels:
jimfaindel: Had to get the second lasagna off the oven, what did I miss?
MegaDosX:
That would be the best troll 
Gooseblast: My man
MegaDosX: Oh wait it's not a troll, it's genius
AnviThirteen: Also, doesn't Niv trigger before Sevines? So the creature Cam targeted wasn't a legal target because it hadn't resolved yet.
flikerz1: Adam is the BEST commander player
AnviThirteen: before Sevine's resolves
DoomBringerIL: WHAT?!? not dialation??? is adam high?
MegaDosX: @AnviThirteen The Reclaimer was already on the field
AnviThirteen: Gotcha
jimfaindel: He's no high, he's ramping!
AnviThirteen: I thought it was one of the targets
MegaDosX: This deck is a lot of mental upkeep
BrowneePoints: You are loved and Appreciated Ben
RoastedGravy: Adam playing the long game
BrowneePoints: deck is complex
MegaDosX: Though lands decks feel that way
DMGlol: Just typical land deck things
LRRMTG_Judge: Don't worry Ben, that's what the chat judges are for
LRRbot: Sheltered Thicket | Land — Mountain Forest | Sheltered Thicket enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {2}
DoomBringerIL: that can;t be the better play
LRRbot: Marshal's Anthem [2WW] | Enchantment | Multikicker {1}{W} / Creatures you control get +1/+1. / When Marshal's Anthem enters the battlefield, return up to X target creature cards from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the number of times Marshal's Anthem was kicked.
Marvoleath:
@LRRMTG_Judge to point of the mistakes and judge him for them?
AtomicAlchemical: Simply play good and be entertaining streamer
Chichen: Hi, Chat Judge here, you're on my second monitor please repeat the last 2 turns
RoastedGravy: Marshall’s Anthem
NewtyNewts: That can't possibly be broken with that much land on the battlefield.
Sogheim: is this... game 1 of Commander?
Pharmacistjudge: @Chichen you aren't a chat judge.
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: The Naya deck definitely looks like analysis paralysis in deck form
NewtyNewts: It's probably gonna be Game Only of Commander
RoastedGravy: Premier Lands Player >Doesn't have many lands on battlefield
Nobody Yuno: Yo, can I ask for everyone everywhere forever, stop snapping the freakin cards. Just put them down, it’s so freaking annoying.
Tom_Bruise: I'm not sure, but I think the bar for "premier lands pilot of Commander" is a little higher than for canlander
RoastedGravy: Does Serge have the second fewest number of lands?
MegaDosX: Not cast
NewtyNewts: Not cast, just treasure and draw
MegaDosX: You get a card and treasures
gnome_friend: @Tom_Bruise First we need to know what the premier lands commander of the format is
MegaDosX: And draw a card
LRRbot: Ancient Greenwarden [4GG] | Creature — Elemental [5/7] | Reach / You may play lands from your graveyard. / If a land entering the battlefield causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
MegaDosX: WHAT
MegaDosX: OK that's a very cool reprint
BrowneePoints: that's an expensive reprint
BrowneePoints: wow
LRRMTG_Judge: it is possible to exile something in exile.
GredGredmansson: yeah its not moving out of exile, its just losing its counters
BrowneePoints: cards like over 20 isn't it?
Spades_Slicc: how do you exile something in exile?
Sarah: You can try asking, but being rude about it isn't going to help your case
Jam: top card from ben is revealed
OldUncleDan: @gnome_friend Lord Windgrace, probably.
RoastedGravy: You put it in the super-exile zone.
Marvoleath: @BrowneePoints ~$10
Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePoints about $13
Spades_Slicc: Also can you proliferate counters on cards in exile?
RoastedGravy: Because what is exile if not your third hand?
DeviantHS: having bought lands cards like oracle and greenwarden like a month ago, i would have liked those reprint prices
LRRbot: Talrand, Sky Summoner [2UU] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/2] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 2/2 blue Drake creature token with flying.
NewtyNewts: Wonder what he's exiled from everyone else
MegaDosX: Talrand!
GredGredmansson: @RoastedGravy you mean the absolutely-removed-from-the-freaking-game-forever-zone
LRRMTG_Judge: If you have a rest in peace, and then you use one of those phyrexian processors to put a card in exile into into owner's library...you end up exiling an exiled card.
jimfaindel: And Cameron loves to also be here!
LRRbot: Extract Brain [XUB] | Sorcery | Target opponent chooses X cards from their hand. Look at those cards. You may cast a spell from among them without paying its mana cost.
Marvoleath: @Spades_Slicc nope, permanents and players only iirc
m1gr3nA: @Spades_Slicc !card AWOL
LoadingReadyRun:
quick question for folks who have watched our Commander streams before: I dropped the player colors and reorganized the overlay for this event to better match with the 2p game style. Do you prefer the colors? Does it make things harder to follow?
LRRMTG_Judge: @Spades_Slicc You cannot. You can only proliferate counters on permanents on the battlefield or on players. - Natedogg
trashyopossum: Oh that is beautiful new art for extract brain
starfished89: this is a good time to jump into watching the game right?
ttkblazer97: @LoadingReadyRun it's still readable, so no worries
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
TimIAm: I like the thematic overlay, doesn't seem any less clear to me.
Spades_Slicc: @LoadingReadyRun It's readable personally but I would prefer the color coding
RoastedGravy: Color coding would be nice, but I think this layout is rad.
JinaMahavira: The color is nice on the close up shots
MegaDosX: Don't they still keep hit counters?
Earthenone: the overall overlay is better, but it would work better for me if the numbers and names were color coded
OldUncleDan: The thinger is strictly different from the what have you.
RetroHibiscus: @LoadingReadyRun it made sense with colored sleeves but with people using different sleeve types/colors it's less relevant
NewtyNewts: Would they still have hit counters if he recasts it somehow?
GredGredmansson: unless Adam gets that card back somehow
jmchap: don't they still have counters on them????
MegaDosX: Or if Serge gets it back
LRRbot: Valorous Stance [1W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn. / • Destroy target creature with toughness 4 or greater.
Marvoleath: @LoadingReadyRun I feel like it does not matter much to me, but I wonder how you differentiate for commander damage, if it occurs?
GredGredmansson: @MegaDosX oh right it does work if Serge gets it back too
LRRbot: Extract Brain [XUB] | Sorcery | Target opponent chooses X cards from their hand. Look at those cards. You may cast a spell from among them without paying its mana cost.
BrowneePoints: STEL-LAAAAA!
LRRbot: Sun Titan [4WW] | Creature — Giant [6/6] | Vigilance / Whenever Sun Titan enters the battlefield or attacks, you may return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
RoastedGravy: @BrowneePoints Finally, I reference *I* get.
MegaDosX: Just a 6/6 with vigilance
KharadBanar: @LoadingReadyRun I honestly prefer it this way, the bright colors were a bit "loud"
LRRbot: Idol of Oblivion [2] | Artifact | {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you created a token this turn. / {8}, {T}, Sacrifice Idol of Oblivion: Create a 10/10 colorless Eldrazi creature token.
LoadingReadyRun: @Marvoleath the position of the numbers indicates which commander the damage is coming from
RetroHibiscus:
discounted from gonti, to pre-empt chat
MegaDosX: That was a hell of a turn
Bruiser Hammerfist: flick them cards Bois, sounds like home
GredGredmansson: Serge I believe that's from YOUR deck
BrowneePoints: someone tried telling me Sun Titan wouldn't be good enough if they reprinted it into a standard set now, and I LAUGHED
BrowneePoints: i laughed SO HARD
GredGredmansson: the Idol
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MegaDosX: Well it's more that you've put the cards away, so if it becomes relevant it'll be too late, but oh well >_>
LRRbot: Savvy Trader [3G] | Creature Human Citizen [3/3] | When Savvy Trader enters the battlefield, exile target permanent card from your graveyard. You may play that card for as long as it remains exiled. / Spells you cast from anywhere other than your hand cost {1} less to cast.
Wild_jackalope: pls somebody mill out ben
MegaDosX: From "your" graveyard
LoadingReadyRun: @KharadBanar that was also a consideration. less colors directs more attention towards the game
RoastedGravy: If Ben loses from an empty library I will laugh so hard.
Nobody Yuno: I think people have different interpretations of what rude is. For instance I consider that expression not rude at all, and what you said extremely rude.
MegaDosX: So Gonti theft cards now cost two less
LivorMortis: Doesn't cost less cause of Gonti cause he still owns it right?
GredGredmansson: oh right he owns that card so gonti doesn't discount
MegaDosX: Yeah the one Adam exiled will cost one less, anything Gonti stole will cost two less
ttkblazer97: we taking back minds dilation?
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RoastedGravy: Honestly, I'm not sure if color coding is super necessary for Commander streams?
NewtyNewts: Basic math? This is pretty algebraic
Nobody Yuno: The reason this is an issue is because it spikes the volume on certain frequencies that make it uncomfortable to listen to, and when I turn it down I can no longer hear the voices.
MegaDosX: Put Adam on that show
niccus: well yeah, you block all the time
trashyopossum: Imagine if the gonti deck was released during the lockdown haha
ztghostie: 55
thatguysteve2709: Yes easily
RoastedGravy: 55
Pharmacistjudge: Adam you would dust them and then super jump and combo them.
NewtyNewts: 5+5i
KharadBanar: @LoadingReadyRun Honestly I could see the color coding still being useful if you pick darker, more muted colors (navy blue, olive green, ...?) I don't know how available sleeves are in those colors though
just__fitz: We on game 2 or is this still the first
GredGredmansson: @trashyopossum you should have seen the Elder Dragon Hijinks video with these decks
RoastedGravy: Ooo, is this a new episode of Counting with Serge?
AnviThirteen: I'm pretty sure 5 plus 5 is an incomplete sentence.
LRRbot: Olivia, Opulent Outlaw [1RWB] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Assassin [3/3] | Flying, lifelink / Whenever one or more outlaws you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. / {3}, Sacrifice two Treasures: Put two +1/+1 counters on each creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
gnome_friend: !findquote count
LRRbot: Quote #8528: "Do you think being a swarm of bugs counts as a negative condition?" —Adam [2023-05-04]
Sarah: See that last comment? That was a lot more polite than the first one
Nobody Yuno: You are not the arbitrator of what is considers polite.
NewtyNewts: Planeswalkers!
DoomBringerIL: does Yuma discount can also icnlude the commander tax? @LoadingReadyRun
lightfut: Still can't hear anything other than the pointer sisters when counting to 12
DoomBringerIL: discount*
LRRbot: Kamber, the Plunderer [3B] | Legendary Creature — Vampire Rogue [3/4] | Partner with Laurine, the Diversion / Lifelink / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life and create a Blood token.
MegaDosX: Not new
Bugberry: Marceline
GredGredmansson: from Crimson Vow Commander
RoastedGravy: That was in VOW
MegaDosX: First printed in the Crimson Vow precons
Uzumaki15:
My Girls! I run them as commanders
MegaDosX: This pairing was the alternate commander to Strefan
BrowneePoints: Vow precons
rand0mtask_: No match for Greg, the Janitor
GredGredmansson: what if Adam has already exiled it
TrueKatara: Serge's pronounciations become more and more inventive
RoastedGravy: The integral part of any heist crew: The Diversion.
lightfut: Blood tokens? Yeah that's vow
Bruiser Hammerfist: and the world doesn't stop what it's doing for you nobody. life's hard get a helmet
Sarah: lol
Sarah: Look, you can give it a rest or you can have a timeout, your pick
PartisanGamer: then lets put another voice to this: you ate being impolite Yuno.
LRRbot: Laurine, the Diversion [2R] | Legendary Creature — Human Rogue [3/3] | Partner with Kamber, the Plunderer / First strike / {2}, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: Goad target creature.
cobthegreat: Crimson vow commander
RoastedGravy: Laurine the hidden member of Oko's gang.
trashyopossum: DId they decide to avoid the bounty cards?
BrowneePoints: I think it's Laurine like Doreen
graham_batz90: <message deleted>Best and Cheapest Viewers on cutt.ly/6w8Cf2MH
Bugberry: Laurine is Bubblegum who partners with her Marceline
Bugberry: Even has Pink hair
Desdae:
Snorse Bobs wrong
OldUncleDan: What are words for when no one listens anymore?
FlynnRaccoon: !findquote tromple
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
DoomBringerIL: somebody open a timer for cameron's turn..
LRRbot: Frostboil Snarl | Land | As Frostboil Snarl enters the battlefield, you may reveal an Island or Mountain card from your hand. If you don't, Frostboil Snarl enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
MegaDosX: Write that down, write that down!
CrossXhunteR: im waiting for the spellslinger pop off
LupineVolt: no serge don't find the diversion its a ruse!
Bruiser Hammerfist: lol only fair cards
Jaime Grijalba: that horse bobs wrong
Nobody Yuno: Ok so LRR doesn’t care about accessibility, and instead cares about defending what exactly?
WTFChicken: as someone who plays the bard a fair amount the diversion is a tough job
GredGredmansson: move to friend step
NewtyNewts: he showed us a reddy
hallkomp: I belive those partner were from crimson vow commander decks btw
LoadingReadyRun: @KharadBanar tbh we don't usually use the matched sleeves anymore. continually sleeving and unsleeving the decks for each stream was quite a pain in the butt
Hellishdream: Don't make a mountain out of a mole hill.
AtomicAlchemical:
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: :benginluul
NewtyNewts: Home eorlingas?
MegaDosX:
BrowneePoints: is Fourth going full Asari Nervous system meld?
LRRbot: Leyline Dowser [2] | Artifact | {1}, {T}: Mill a card. You may put an instant or sorcery card milled this way into your hand. Tap an untapped legendary creature you control: Untap Leyline Dowser.
Woodthorn: Thank you mods
Sarah: I have sympathy for something that makes the stream hard to watch for someone, but less so if you're a jerk about it
AtomicAlchemical: But what about second Erolingus?
xVoxtric: @LoadingReadyRun i honestly hadn't noticed anything missing
KharadBanar: @LoadingReadyRun I can imagine. I haven't watched much FNPF lately, the occasional EDSC vod on Youtube is generally enough for me since I've stopped playing actively
KharadBanar: Although I will watch anything with LRR and Olivia in it
Woodthorn: Very fair
Bruiser Hammerfist: I just can't stop thinking about the SNL skit with the stewardess saying buh bye to everyone lol
OldUncleDan: The only Fear Factor song I am familiar with is their cover of "Shock the Monkey."
ztara_: Love ya cam
LRRMTG_Judge: "can/should reach block ledgewalker" was a huge debate in the magic rules/and templating space for a while.
OldUncleDan: Fear Factory.
RoastedGravy: @OldUncleDan I mean, you always Bolt Ragavan if possible.
MegaDosX: You eventually reach a point where you're fetching a basic and you're like "idk, first one I find?"
LRRbot: Escape to the Wilds [3RG] | Sorcery | Exile the top five cards of your library. You may play cards exiled this way until the end of your next turn. / You may play an additional land this turn.
Fredrik Törnelius: A lot of people have trouble reading social ques. I have some sympathy for that. But I'm glad it's over now
Bruiser Hammerfist: that is a good one
LRRbot: Turntimber Sower [2G] | Creature — Elf Druid [3/3] | Whenever one or more land cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere, create a 0/1 green Plant creature token. / {G}, Sacrifice three creatures: Return target land card from your graveyard to your hand.
MegaDosX: Oh this thing's neat
DoomBringerIL: Ben's library looks like a limited library
MegaDosX: And it makes plants! Good with Kirri!
Woogachaka:
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GredGredmansson: ooh plants for kirri
CrossXhunteR: 0/1
Falannt: plant! Finally the commander does something
NewtyNewts: set me free
garash2k: set me free? trust me and we will escape from the city?
LRRbot: Dune Chanter [2G] | Creature — Plant Druid [2/3] | Reach / Lands you control and land cards you own that aren't on the battlefield are Deserts in addition to their other types. / Lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color." / {T}: Mill two cards. You gain 1 life for each land card milled this way.
TotallyNotaBeholder: Dune, Dune, Dune, Dune
RoastedGravy: How you Dune
WTFChicken: is this simulcast on Twitch and Youtube?
Sarah: It is!
WiseGuy57: yep
MegaDosX: So I think Hazezon is the alternate commander for this deck, not Kirri
GredGredmansson: and its a PLANT
LRRbot: Return of the Wildspeaker [4G] | Instant | Choose one — / • Draw cards equal to the greatest power among non-Human creatures you control. / • Non-Human creatures you control get +3/+3 until end of turn.
TalpTheScot: reach as well
Woogachaka: I remember the dune chanter scene. good movie
MegaDosX: !card escape to the wilds
LRRbot: Escape to the Wilds [3RG] | Sorcery | Exile the top five cards of your library. You may play cards exiled this way until the end of your next turn. / You may play an additional land this turn.
LRRbot: Electric Revelation [2R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards. / Flashback {3}{R}
MegaDosX: End of next turn
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KharadBanar: until your *next turn*
LRRbot: Bitter Reunion [1R] | Enchantment | When Bitter Reunion enters the battlefield, you may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. / {1}, Sacrifice Bitter Reunion: Creatures you control gain haste until end of turn.
MegaDosX: Though I'm sure Ben has enough mana to do all of them right now
Marvoleath: " until the end of your next turn." notably next turn, not this
LRRbot: Desert of the Fervent | Land — Desert | Desert of the Fervent enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {R}. / Cycling {1}{R}
MegaDosX: Also, another land this turn
GredGredmansson: so thats 3 lands in total right?
Pharmacistjudge: ben has so much mana he can just do "DM I cast that"
Sarah: An edited vod will still go up on the LRRMTG channel after the stream is over, like normal, and this video will go away
Bruiser Hammerfist: end of turn or end of next turn?
AllTheWeasels:
Gooseblast:
MegaDosX: Yeah Ben can play three lands this turn
Falannt: bravo serge
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Wild_jackalope: First name, Sand-ra
Grand_Moth_Tarkin: Sandra Sanderson
Gooseblast: Green gaming
WiseGuy57: I think Star Wars had this problem
Alberto Blanc: Can they see us or can they just see twitch chat?
LRRbot: Turntimber Sower [2G] | Creature — Elf Druid [3/3] | Whenever one or more land cards are put into your graveyard from anywhere, create a 0/1 green Plant creature token. / {G}, Sacrifice three creatures: Return target land card from your graveyard to your hand.
MegaDosX: I have the Sower in my Titania deck, it's pretty neat
LoadingReadyRun: just twitch chat
Sarah: The people on camera can't see this chat, but the person on tech can
Sarah: They will thank members and super chats at the end of the stream, though
Nobody Yuno: I think you have a prejudice against people who aren’t eloquent. I think you should consider how you interact with the public, when you can be crossed by one sentenced and then censor people.
LRRbot: Desert of the Fervent | Land — Desert | Desert of the Fervent enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {R}. / Cycling {1}{R}
LRRbot: Satyr Wayfinder [1G] | Creature — Satyr [1/1] | When Satyr Wayfinder enters the battlefield, reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a land card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard.
CrossXhunteR: ben had no cards in hand at the moment, right?
MegaDosX: Return of the Wildspeaker represents a lot of damage right now
LRRbot: Abraded Bluffs | Land — Desert | Abraded Bluffs enters the battlefield tapped. / When Abraded Bluffs enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}.
LRRbot: Angel of Indemnity [5W] | Creature — Angel Warrior [5/5] | Flying, lifelink / When Angel of Indemnity enters the battlefield, return target permanent card with mana value 4 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. / Encore {6}{W}{W}
BrowneePoints: Zendikar angel!
GredGredmansson: desert hit the graveyard, is there a trigger?
BrowneePoints: LOOK AT HER HAT!
BrowneePoints: her hat is her halo and it's SO COOL!
Sarah: Which is why I didn't time you out for that first message that I considered rude
Marvoleath: it's both
Falannt: @GredGredmansson no, he exchanges the creature
Kingsgrave: cowgirl halo
snowyowlly: oh zendikari angel !
Gooseblast: Cool!
BrowneePoints: it's both cuz she's from zendikar!
BrowneePoints: *kicks feet in vorthos*
LRRbot: Bitter Reunion [1R] | Enchantment | When Bitter Reunion enters the battlefield, you may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. / {1}, Sacrifice Bitter Reunion: Creatures you control gain haste until end of turn.
Pharmacistjudge: I thought halo was drugs
gnome_friend: @Pharmacistjudge That's New Capenna
GredGredmansson: @Falannt ah right
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gnome_friend:
@Pharmacistjudge Do you not prescribe Halo?
PartisanGamer: no one censored you. you are demanding beyond reason and you are communicating in an aggressive way. you could do some soul searching on your own Yuno.
Pharmacistjudge: pharmacist don't prescribe
MegaDosX: Yet
MegaDosX: You keep these exiled cards until the end of your next turn
Pharmacistjudge: that's doctorjudge's job
RoastedGravy: Who is doctorjudge
Graham_LRR: Btw, we’ve also recorded an EDSC with these decks, and it’s an equally sick game. Look for that in the future!
NewtyNewts: Evolving wilds, crack, evolving wilds, crack?
Hellishdream: Gideon got hugs when he found his friends. Urza got in a fist fight with his brother when they remet.
WTFChicken: you know... I'm kind of surprised they didn't dress up for this... I'd imagine they have cowboy props
Woodthorn: They did for the draft
Sarah: There were a lot of cowboy hats when they did the draft
Marvoleath: @Pharmacistjudge in some systems they can
MegaDosX: @Graham_LRR I was wondering if there was also going to be an EDSC! Looking forward to that
Irony_x: EDSC WOHOO
KharadBanar: @Graham_LRR That's awesome! Do you have any announcements for guests joining future EDSCs (not necessarily this one)?
thatguysteve2709: How many lands does Ben have now?
WTFChicken: ah cool
WiseGuy57: if only the premier lands pilot were here
alphashados: If Ben wins, does that make him the premier lands pilot?
MegaDosX: @thatguysteve2709 All of them
RoastedGravy: How many breads have you eaten in your life?
GredGredmansson: did we get the plant token?
m1gr3nA: @thatguysteve2709 20+
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Never do a puzzle in zero gravity.
thatguysteve2709: The fact that he is still drawing them is nuts
Falannt: +1 for haste
LRRbot: Return of the Wildspeaker [4G] | Instant | Choose one — / • Draw cards equal to the greatest power among non-Human creatures you control. / • Non-Human creatures you control get +3/+3 until end of turn.
Alex Esther: premier sand warrior pilot
MegaDosX: !card bitter reunion
LRRbot: Bitter Reunion [1R] | Enchantment | When Bitter Reunion enters the battlefield, you may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards. / {1}, Sacrifice Bitter Reunion: Creatures you control gain haste until end of turn.
Wild_jackalope: cmon, somebody fog
LoadingReadyRun: turns out that the thing that cowboy hat do well, shading your eyes, isn't great on camera because it...puts people's eye in shadow :p
Suffix: It's before 11.
Suffix: It's fine.
TotallyNotaBeholder:
16 times
Chichen: Something need doing?
m1gr3nA: off by 1... power
Enigma0222: Oh crap, I didn't know you guys streamed!! A buddy of mine has been watching yau'll comedy videos for years, he'll be so haooy when I tell em!
gnome_friend: @Enigma0222 ... I'm sure your buddy will know if he's been watching the videos
gnome_friend: But welcome!
Graham_LRR: @enigma0222 Welcome! That’s great!
Falannt: the plant??
WiseGuy57: but so mysterious
Sarah: Also that cork hat looked rough both to wear and to film around XD
Fredrik Törnelius: sounds very cool
WiseGuy57: who is that stranger that eyeless stranger that sounds like cam
MoveToCombat: this desert deck is actually pretty sick. He'd be going off even harder with Yuma
WTFChicken: you need a tiny cowboy hat that doesn't do that, so it can be the monarch marker
MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
silaslunark: kill serge! he's too innocent!
LoadingReadyRun:
@Enigma0222 welcome! there are many many many hours of archived stream content to watch
Marvoleath:
Welcome @Enigma0222, you are in for a ride
rentar42: send 10 sand
gnome_friend: Sorry, my first reply was probably rude
myoungbee: serge is the one blocking so thats why he is doing math?
Irony_x: we've entered maths step....
NewtyNewts: Do they have trample?
Smythe283: Did I arrive to Ben murdering everyone?
WiseGuy57: maybe
argetbrisingr: finally caught up to live!
Sarah: Welcome to the present!
argetbrisingr: only took 5 hours
CrossXhunteR: ship it
BusTed:
Suffix:
/
NewtyNewts: Because if not, you lose a couple points of damage from the blockers
azureHaights: keyword: BEEF
OldUncleDan: Yeah... I've been going through all of the Crossing the Streams Jackbox VoDs on Youtube. They are hilarious!
BusTed:
/
gnome_friend: Excited for next Jackbox on Monday
MegaDosX: Maths is for blockers
OldUncleDan: Excellent memories.
gnome_friend: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: Cameron, making cat noises
BasilHunter: 6... 7... 10
WiseGuy57: past was better. more cowboys
argetbrisingr: more draft too :P
rosesmcgee: I like this bold new philosophy. Math is for the table
Falannt: What is ben doing?
DarkMorford: Ooh, Monday is Jackbox night? Nice
MegaDosX: Ben is swinging out at Serge and Adam
Falannt: Let adam block.
Juliamon: DarkMorford Jackbox featuring CDHC guests!
Earthenone: cant draw boxes club?
Gooseblast: Let em cook
Juliamon: Can't Box Horse Jacks
Jaime Grijalba: ooph
MegaDosX: WOW
Suffix: That was a hell of a turn, Ben.
KharadBanar: !card Boros Charm
LRRbot: Boros Charm [RW] | Instant | Choose one — / • Boros Charm deals 4 damage to target player or planeswalker. / • Permanents you control gain indestructible until end of turn. / • Target creature gains double strike until end of turn.
jmchap: could giving a lifelinker doublestrike changed math?
Wild_jackalope: so suntitan should live?
KharadBanar: @jmchap I think there were too many surplus attackers
Desdae:
The idol was Serge's?! I thought that would be in Ben's deck
MegaDosX: That was a complicated combat phase
MatthewJudesGhost: Huge props for Ben getting through that, my brain would have exploded
Suffix: Ben - you nailed it.
LRRMTG_Judge: but it eliminated a player. worth it.
gnome_friend: That beck den?
MegaDosX: Not me, I expect perfect from Ben every time and he knows it
KillThreeRats: That was complicated and Ben also lost 1 sand warrior token in the shuffle.
Cocoathunder432:
Kingsgrave: Ah commander. I look away for a minute and one player is dead and another is dying.
thatguysteve2709: I love commander and this game is phenomenal. I want to say you guys are doing great.
LRRbot: Woodland Cemetery | Land | Woodland Cemetery enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Forest. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
KillThreeRats: He shifted one from the dice to a card token and then removed the card token but didn't tick the die back up.
MegaDosX: Next turn
LRRMTG_Judge: next turn
Falannt: next turn
MegaDosX: It's part of why Escape to the Wilds got banned
artemixia22:
really looks like a complex deck! good job Ben
gnome_friend: "back then"
NewtyNewts: Back when things were allowed to be broken
MegaDosX: !listen
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
NewtyNewts: Logistics pipelines get screwed up and that's fine
Hellishdream: Eldraine was a wild time.
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LRRbot: Predators' Hour [1B] | Sorcery | Until end of turn, creatures you control gain menace and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, exile the top card of that player's library face down. You may look at and play that card for as long as it remains exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell."
MegaDosX: Throne of Eldraine is notable in that there's at least one card of each type that was in Standard at the time that got banned in one or more formats
MazemindTom: gonti probably could have survived too right?
Pharmacistjudge: As a person who spends a good chunk of time watching commander streams and helping with rules. you have to learn when to let some stuff go.
Chesul: @gnome_friend Throne was 5 years ago.
Natedogg2: ^ Yeah, you just need to let some things go sometimes.
thatguysteve2709: Agreed @pharmacistjudge
RoastedGravy: Jeezums
LRRbot: Midnight Clock [2U] | Artifact | {T}: Add {U}. / {2}{U}: Put an hour counter on Midnight Clock. / At the beginning of each upkeep, put an hour counter on Midnight Clock. / When the twelfth hour counter is put on Midnight Clock, shuffle your hand and graveyard into your library, then draw seven cards. Exile Midnight Clock.
UWDJohn: Roy Batty is Aetherborn confirmed.
RoastedGravy: ELD is five years old?!
KharadBanar: ding dong
SittingOx: chat, has the crew been able to open a prerelease kit? Just trying to know what is inside those boxes
gnome_friend: @Chesul It's amazing how anything since ELD seems new
RoastedGravy: Where does the time go?
MegaDosX: Yeah Throne of Eldraine was 2019
Hellishdream: Time is a flat circle.
MegaDosX: September? 2019
Juliamon: 5 years ago isn't a long time. But it's pre-pandemic, which *is* a long time. Such an odd situation.
Chesul: @RoastedGravy 2019. it was in the before times.
RetroHibiscus: covid mostly
Marvoleath: @SittingOx the first portion was sealed
MegaDosX: 2019 was four and a half years ago, but there was a decade in the middle of that, so.
Marvoleath: of the stream*
RoastedGravy: My mind kinda blocked out Oko-tober.
SittingOx: Marvoleath got it, i'll check the vod later then
Falannt: blow up the artifact which reshuffles
LRRbot: Curse of the Swine [XUU] | Sorcery | Exile X target creatures. For each creature exiled this way, its controller creates a 2/2 green Boar creature token.
MegaDosX: Holy mackerel
BrowneePoints: PIGS
BrowneePoints: you're all PIGS
BusTed: 🐗
MegaDosX: Oink oink
KharadBanar: @SittingOx If you watch on Youtube, you can go back on the live recording right now I think
Chesul: If people want to feel really old, Khans was a decade ago.
KharadBanar: one of the benefits of simulcasting
BrowneePoints: the CUTEST
BrowneePoints: freakin boar tokens
Kingsgrave: Curse of the swine is a great card
m1gr3nA: beconator is great
Officinalis: 30-50 feral 2/2s
SittingOx: khara that's not a bad idea
gnome_friend: @Chesul Yeah, Tarkir block was when I started playing MTG and watching LRR
K_sommer: clock trigger?
myoungbee: Curse of the swine kinda Boaring.
MegaDosX: Also yeah Adam's clock triggers
LRRbot: Baral's Expertise [3UU] | Sorcery | Return up to three target artifacts and/or creatures to their owners' hands. / You may cast a spell with mana value 4 or less from your hand without paying its mana cost.
benjamin_wheeler: every time someone mentions midnight clock
benjamin_wheeler: I’m going to push back non-set review N100 by a week
WiseGuy57: storm count is 1
Desdae: Cam can get his artifacts back?
GredGredmansson: his own artifact adam stole?
LRRbot: Big Score [3R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards and create two Treasure tokens.
h3rsh3yb4r: 12 AM timepiece
m1gr3nA: that was weird play
r10pez10: wheeler are you obeka
Chichen: Blasphemous Fact
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooo
Suffix: Dang Cameron
LRRbot: Propaganda [2U] | Enchantment | Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.
SittingOx: @benjamin_wheeler did you play spellify today?
e_bloc: Cameron popping off
MegaDosX: Yeah it's a bit late in the game for Propaganda
LRRbot: Vandalblast [R] | Sorcery | Destroy target artifact you don't control. / Overload {4}{R}
Mr_Horrible: turns out Ben *is*, in fact, immune to propaganda
KharadBanar: !card time piece
LRRbot: Perpetual Timepiece [2] | Artifact | {T}: Mill two cards. / {2}, Exile Perpetual Timepiece: Shuffle any number of target cards from your graveyard into your library.
LRRbot: Volcanic Torrent [4R] | Sorcery | Cascade / Volcanic Torrent deals X damage to each creature and planeswalker your opponents control, where X is the number of spells you've cast this turn.
MegaDosX: Oh shit
MegaDosX: Cascade first
Chesul: board wipe, nice!
LRRbot: Elemental Eruption [4RR] | Sorcery | Create a 4/4 red Dragon Elemental creature token with flying and prowess. / Storm
LRRbot: Murmuring Mystic [3U] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/5] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 blue Bird Illusion creature token with flying.
Bugberry: and a bird!
MegaDosX: Nope
LRRMTG_Judge: @Bugberry No bird, since it wasn't in play when the spell was cast - Natedogg
Bugberry: No bird awe
NewtyNewts: And also to each opponent, right?
NewtyNewts: Nope, just creatures
MegaDosX: Not each opponent, I thought it was but it's not
GredGredmansson: not to opponents
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, ignore us
LRRMTG_Judge: @NewtyNewts Only creatures and planeswalkers - Natedogg
MegaDosX: "My hand sucks, but I have some great cards exiled"
dpj2009: Ben the handless
benjamin_wheeler: always ignore chat
rand0mtask_: Ben has a literal mountain of lands
Mr_Horrible: that load-bearing "probably"
LRRbot: Electric Revelation [2R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards. / Flashback {3}{R}
Bugberry: everybody gets 1
LivorMortis: Is this where Ben's commander finally gets to shine?
ttkblazer97: can cameron still win it?!
MegaDosX: I think Hazezon did a good impression of being Ben's commander
OldUncleDan: But did Ben forget about Dre?
Boomy Toadsmasher: nvm I return
Chesul: just to be sure, Cam was counting the cascaded card when he was counting spells cast for the board wipe, yes?
KharadBanar: that's some sweet art on Electric Revelation
MegaDosX: In fact I think it's definitely Hazezon who's the better alternate commander than Kirri
Desdae: I really don't think Kirri is a good commander for that deck, not enough synergies for them
GredGredmansson: @Chesul yes
MegaDosX: Instead of Yuma
LRRbot: Kirri, Talented Sprout [1RGW] | Legendary Creature — Plant Druid [0/3] | Other Plants and Treefolk you control get +2/+0. / At the beginning of your postcombat main phase, return target Plant, Treefolk, or land card from your graveyard to your hand.
dpj2009:
LRRbot: Nesting Dragon [3RR] | Creature — Dragon [5/4] | Flying / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, create a 0/2 red Dragon Egg creature token with defender and "When this creature dies, create a 2/2 red Dragon creature token with flying and '{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.'"
m1gr3nA: @Desdae are there even any treefolks in that deck?
gnome_friend: E G G
MegaDosX: Yeah that makes sense in this deck
Dog_of_Myth: e g g
GredGredmansson: @m1gr3nA there re not
DoomBringerIL: wait is ben playing the alternate commander? @LoadingReadyRun
Eli Ramsey: it's a wild Serge! welcome back! and hello everyone!
LRRbot: Dune Chanter [2G] | Creature — Plant Druid [2/3] | Reach / Lands you control and land cards you own that aren't on the battlefield are Deserts in addition to their other types. / Lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color." / {T}: Mill two cards. You gain 1 life for each land card milled this way.
LRRMTG_Judge: @DoomBringerIL Yes he is - Natedogg
KillThreeRats: @m1gr3nA Maybe not but when you design a card like that you sometimes want to offer flexibility so they tack on another type to offer another playstyle.
Desdae: @m1gr3nA I don't know but there are only a handful of plants
LRRbot: Map the Frontier [3G] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to two basic land cards and/or Desert cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
MegaDosX: Ah, just what Ben needs
MegaDosX: More lands
dpj2009:
Deserts
GredGredmansson: all his lands are deserts
LRRbot: Cactus Preserve | Land — Desert | Cactus Preserve enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add one mana of any type that a land you control could produce. / {3}: Until end of turn, Cactus Preserve becomes an X/X green Plant creature with reach, where X is the greatest mana value among your commanders. It's still a land.
Irony_x: more lands more lands more lands
MegaDosX: Yeah this is literally search any lands now with the Dune Shaper out
MegaDosX: Dune Chanter rather
m1gr3nA: weird then to template it like that, there are some pretty good treefolk reprints that would fit in that deck
LRRbot: Bristling Backwoods | Land — Desert | Bristling Backwoods enters the battlefield tapped. / When Bristling Backwoods enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent. / {T}: Add {R} or {G}.
circusofkirkus: Eggs!
Kingsgrave: just flicker all your deserts, clearly
KharadBanar: gniltsirB
rand0mtask_: This deck needs the Blackblade Reforged
MegaDosX: Murmuring Mystic got printed at common in Commander Masters apparently
OldUncleDan: Two lands enter... One land leaves.
LoadingReadyRun: it is kinda funny that Kirri is the alt commander instead of Hazezon
LRRbot: Vengeful Regrowth [4GG] | Sorcery | Return up to three target land cards from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. Create that many 4/2 green Plant Warrior creature tokens with reach. / Flashback {6}{G}{G}
RetroHibiscus: yeah jeskai ephemerate has a real wincon that isn't going to time
GredGredmansson: 6/2
NewtyNewts: Is Ben going to get his whole landbase on the battlefield?
dpj2009: Stronk plants among us
James_the_Dabbler: @rand0mtask_ I'm not sure it does, tbh. Seems busted without it
MegaDosX: Exotic Orchard will help
Bugberry: Kicker is additional cost. Cards say you ignore the mana cost color requirements
itsr67: you technically have all colors at least once with orchard yeah
GredGredmansson: additional costs are still costs
KillThreeRats: So wait. Is that Cactus Land just Reflecting Pool with upside?
Rune Semey: Cameron Mystic was common before.
PartisanGamer: "my boardwipe, it did nothing." - Cameron probably
Chaos Treader: Orchard should be able to tap for the kicker cost.
NewtyNewts: Except for black, but that won't matter anymore
Bugberry: @GredGredmansson some cards say pay mana cost as if it was any mana though.
KharadBanar: @KillThreeRats Commander-specific lands will do that. Just look at Command Tower
unleashenlightenment: are those unmodified precons?
GredGredmansson: @Bugberry right so i'd think it would work
MegaDosX: Oh I'm curious now
etherlight219: Catcus Preserve comes into play tapped IIRC
Bugberry: @GredGredmansson but kicker is not part of the mana cost, so it wouldn't apply.
KillThreeRats: @KharadBanar Wild man. I mean, I know about command tower being good, but man.
NewtyNewts: !card cactus preserve
LRRbot: Cactus Preserve | Land — Desert | Cactus Preserve enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add one mana of any type that a land you control could produce. / {3}: Until end of turn, Cactus Preserve becomes an X/X green Plant creature with reach, where X is the greatest mana value among your commanders. It's still a land.
jimfaindel: This reminds me of my own, overly-long precon games
unleashenlightenment:
yikes
Boomy Toadsmasher: so this desert deck + the zendikar obuun commander deck = best naya landfall deck ever
Boomy Toadsmasher: orchard should be able to
kitsumekajime: i feel bad for serge he looks sad
TrueKatara: @KillThreeRats No, it enters tapped. Its not Reflecting Pool but better
NewtyNewts: Too late now, whatever
BrowneePoints: he's a cutie with a bow in his hair..err spines
LivorMortis: Which one is the box commander for that deck?
GredGredmansson: @Bugberry mana of any type "to cast them" right? Kicker is a casting cost?
gibbousm: will Ben be doing a deck tech for this set?
thefluffiestzinogre: Tuning in to have something awesome to watch while working out, is there going to be another round after this one?
Hellishdream: More than one cute legendary in the set? Magic has gone too far.
MegaDosX: Someone call Gavin to make them watch this VOD
Simonark: Sleeves are a modification of a sort?
BrowneePoints: Also, the box commander for Ben's Deck, Yuma, is the first TransMan on a physical Magic Card! @LoadingReadyRun
gnome_friend: GAVIN!
Bugberry: @GredGredmansson in that case, yes.
KharadBanar: @KillThreeRats oh and Cactus Preserve enters tapped while Reflecting Pool doesn't (just checked)
LRRbot: The Mimeoplasm [2BGU] | Legendary Creature — Ooze [0/0] | As The Mimeoplasm enters the battlefield, you may exile two creature cards from graveyards. If you do, it enters the battlefield as a copy of one of those cards with a number of additional +1/+1 counters on it equal to the power of the other card.
Sarah: Don't worry, he's still been having fun this stream
MegaDosX: Mimeoplasm hype
Irony_x: Big slime spotted
jimfaindel: The mimeoplasm was my first commander, love the little big guy!
MegaDosX: !card genesis hydra
LRRbot: Genesis Hydra [XGG] | Creature — Plant Hydra [0/0] | When you cast this spell, reveal the top X cards of your library. You may put a nonland permanent card with mana value X or less from among them onto the battlefield. Then shuffle the rest into your library. / Genesis Hydra enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
UWDJohn: OG commander!
Chaotrix100: 1-800-RU-SLIMIN
MegaDosX: It's a copy of Genesis Hydra with two counters, or a Talrand with no counters
WiseGuy57: serge just getting his sea legs back
Irony_x: one of my friends has a mimeoplasm deck, GOD its painful to go against
rand0mtask_: Very Tallrand
itsr67: 7/7 talrand
NewtyNewts: Talllllllrand
m1gr3nA: the 0/0 is irrelevant really
jimfaindel: I tooled my mimeoplasm into an omni-mill plus goyfs pile, it's quite fun and interactive!
StarWarsTHX1138: I think that it is more interested in what is happening so has a 'look'
Boomy Toadsmasher: hey new art for memeoplasm
KillThreeRats: I'm trying to cast my spells. But I keep alerting the other planeswalkers with the dummy thicc flapping of my drake's wings.
KharadBanar: @m1gr3nA well, it's relevant so you won't choose to just not exile any cards
KickAssKanuck: What's Tallrand do?
itsr67: !card talrand
LRRbot: Did you mean: Talrand, Sky Summoner; Talrand's Invocation
GredGredmansson: make drakes when you cast spells
itsr67: !card talrand, sky
LRRbot: Talrand, Sky Summoner [2UU] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/2] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 2/2 blue Drake creature token with flying.
BrowneePoints: thoracle is boring
KickAssKanuck: @GredGredmansson ty
BrowneePoints: Mimeo has PANACHE
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Falannt: ooze!
Pharmacistjudge: Slimerand
dpj2009:
Bugberry: Thassas Oracle winning with Blue Devotion rather than self-mill is how real champions do it.
DoomBringerIL:
Will there be a rematch? The PPR is usually eight hours 
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OldUncleDan: Old man yells at Thoracle.
KickAssKanuck: @itsr67 thanks
KillThreeRats: Polar Kraken yelling at Thassa's Oracle ...
jimfaindel: Game isn't over, might get to 8 hours on its own
LRRbot: Dazzling Sphinx [3UU] | Creature — Sphinx [4/5] | Flying / Whenever Dazzling Sphinx deals combat damage to a player, that player exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile an instant or sorcery card. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then that player puts the exiled cards that weren't cast this way on the bottom of their library in a random order.
gnome_friend: Yeah, since they're Thassa's Oracle they should actually care about the devotion
DoomBringerIL: @jimfaindel game ends <8m
Bugberry: @gnome_friend that's how you show actual devotion to Thassa.
MegaDosX: STELLA!
m1gr3nA: @KharadBanar sure, my point was that it's there mainly to fulfill card construction requirements for creatures but it confuses people
LRRbot: Third Path Iconoclast [UR] | Creature — Human Monk [2/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature token.
KharadBanar: @m1gr3nA yeah that's valid
LRRbot: Expressive Iteration [UR] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand, put one of them on the bottom of your library, and exile one of them. You may play the exiled card this turn.
gnome_friend: Do not eat the brid
WiseGuy57: Dread return is easily a 95th percentile card name
NewtyNewts: bread and soldiers (aka toast strips)
jimfaindel: Expressive iteration is so efficient
MegaDosX: Resolve Iteration
itsr67: LOL
gnome_friend: Holy cow!
MegaDosX:
So many triggers he forgets about his spell
Hellishdream: Third Path Iconoclast was originally in Brother's War, right?
jimfaindel: Yes
Porsgaard81: I fell asleep, which board wipe was used?
Mr_Horrible: When you sit down to watch your show but have to pause it for like 2 hours because other stuff came up
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MegaDosX: Yeah, Iconoclast was BRO
dpj2009: This is why I love UR
DoomBringerIL: Iconoclast is a BONKERS of a card... that "noncreature spell" clause is BROKEN @LoadingReadyRun
WiseGuy57: storm count is 1
m1gr3nA:
@Porsgaard81 noones
MegaDosX: All three decks have rebuilt very quickly
jimfaindel: @Porsgaard81 The blue one that exiles and turns creatures to pigs
OldUncleDan: Yo, Parental Figure of Choice is so bad at math... They are unable to find the derivative of e^x! *gottem!*
m1gr3nA: @jimfaindel oh, ok that's fair it was kind of a boardwipe
LRRbot: Electric Revelation [2R] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards. / Flashback {3}{R}
LRRbot: Ancient Greenwarden [4GG] | Creature — Elemental [5/7] | Reach / You may play lands from your graveyard. / If a land entering the battlefield causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
MegaDosX: Revelation is exiled now
Porsgaard81: Thanks, @jimfaindel
LibraryWitchKei: @OldUncleDan Oh I get that joke!
LivorMortis: There was also a Volcanic Torment that nearly wiped the board
Falannt: A different art for a "normal" precon sol ring? nice
Thabinder: Wasn't that already exiled last time during flashback?
Thabinder: Or was it just on the stack when I arrived
dpj2009: No
MegaDosX: Ben hadn't flashed it back yet
Chesul: Ben, careful with that sol ring!
MegaDosX: He cast it last turn
Mr_Horrible:
you can always kill *1* person, it's called conceding
GredGredmansson: @Thabinder that had been exiled from a different card that let him cast it
QuixoticScrivener: did Ben discard for flashback?
NewtyNewts: 5-egg potempkin
Thabinder:
@GredGredmansson Thanks!
Bugberry: @QuixoticScrivener the greenwarden
GredGredmansson: yes he discarded greenwarden
Chesul: QuixoticScrivener the greenwaden that's on screen, yeah.
shurtal: Hammerfall!, HPB!
DoomBringerIL: obvs kill cam he's the bigger threat
kumatsu: Is he single?
QuixoticScrivener: sorry, I thought it was a different spell, like he discarding for jumpstart
MegaDosX: That's not even a limited deck at this point
Chichen: got all the lands out of his deck Clap
dpj2009: He's gaming
Chesul: and there goes the sol ring again, into the lands pile. XD
DoomBringerIL: ben's library or a booster pack? @LoadingReadyRun
OldBen: I have this big guy... for you
MegaDosX: How many Serge?
jimfaindel: It's good manners to wait till he's done with his own counting
LRRbot: Rumbleweed [{10}G] | Creature — Plant Elemental [8/8] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each land card in your graveyard. / Vigilance, reach, trample / When Rumbleweed enters the battlefield, other creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn.
KickAssKanuck: bring on the tumbleweed
dpj2009: Will nature win?
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Easilycrazyhat: Typical magic players getting into a deck measuring contest.
Chichen: oh.
OldUncleDan: There will be time enough for countin'... When the phase is done!
MegaDosX: It's like an End-Raze Forerunners sidegrade
ztghostie:
wow that's a deepcut joke I remember that stream
gnome_friend: !findquote big
LRRbot: Quote #1823: "I know all my watermelons are twice as big as me." —Heather [2016-02-15]
NewtyNewts: 9/5s?
LivorMortis: !talrand, sky summoner
Bugberry: 9/5s with trample
RetroHibiscus: honest 9 to 5ers
OldUncleDan: Would Dolly Parton be a 9/5? She's obviously legendary.
Falannt: ben goes combat again... "french accent" 3 hours later
Bugberry: Cactusfolk can throw hands, 4 of them.
LivorMortis: !card talrand, sky summoner
LRRbot: Talrand, Sky Summoner [2UU] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk Wizard [2/2] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 2/2 blue Drake creature token with flying.
Chichen: professional bluff by adam now block
gnome_friend: "I block"
gualdhar: Adam blocks for the lulz
notthepenguins: [Adam casts a fog]
DoomBringerIL: will there b another game of some sort? limted/sealed/comdr? @LoadingReadyRun
Marvoleath: "I'm not blocking" *casts Darkness*
WiseGuy57: the part of the commander game where it's like you're filling your taxes
willowsdaddie: blocks then all in
m1gr3nA: adam: elvish spirit guide > fog
gualdhar: Adam returns the cactus to Ben's hand
Desdae: 44?
OldUncleDan: Adam somehow casts Settle the Wreckage.
DoomBringerIL: @Marvoleath that would b hilarious
NewtyNewts: 35 more damage
jimfaindel: @OldUncleDan God, that's my all time favorite card
agentofsaruman69: just giving up at the end of the game is kinda against the spirit of the prerelease, isn't it?
jimfaindel: They've all been kinda done with it for a while, better let them rest
LibraryWitchKei: @agentofsaruman69 It's not a prerelease
gnome_friend: @agentofsaruman69 You can concede at any time for any reason
MegaDosX: Whoof
itsr67: @agentofsaruman69 these are really intensive decks, turns out
RetroHibiscus: typically when there's only a couple minutes into the round
coachNelly: good thing this is a pre launch showcase!
RetroHibiscus: not 2 hours
MegaDosX: That game went places
BusTed: gg
DoomBringerIL: ANOTHER ONE
Sarah_Serinde:
DoomBringerIL: gg
Agnememnon: game 2?
emonotony: Aww, the instant speed unsummon would have been so funny and not a block
CrossXhunteR: how long was that one
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itsr67: thanks for the games
Thabinder: Should have blocked with the cheatyface you sneaked onto the board
agentofsaruman69: @LibraryWitchKei woohoo pointless pedantry!
kumatsu: that's when Adam throws down the Deflecting Palm
wrapscalion: Perfect Friday Night Paper fight
NazTMann:
That was a heck of a game. Great job to all the players at piloting those new decks.
GredGredmansson: Serge your deck has Hex in it
MegaDosX: There was the pig wrath and Volcanic Torrent
RetroHibiscus: a little over 2 hours @CrossXhunteR
Jam: nice game
Arkouda Chien: almost exactly two hours long
Arkouda Chien: Nice
GredGredmansson: Serge has Hex and Massacre Girl
Xavion333: Precons normally run 1-3 wraths.
RetroHibiscus: quick check of the vod is startinga at 4:23:xx and the vod itself is 6:28:xx
Marvoleath: !patreon
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gnome_friend: !findquote frog
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SmashTCG: the camera isnt centered
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Sarah: !store
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SmashTCG: or the table isnt
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Bugberry: It's an Outlaw precon though, just happens to have some vampires.
SocraticMethod: The wide camera video seems to be lagging audio
jimfaindel: The Ixalan vampire precon was sooooo sweet
Marvoleath:
@Riiiiiiis that's a rude thing to say
SmashTCG: that coat is RAD though
dm818: The Edgar Eminence one was good
Desdae:
Vihaan is pretty good
MegaDosX: Niv is scary
Juliamon: Doesn't look like it's desynced here
Desdae: Turns your treasures into 3/3
BrowneePoints: From what i've heard, Cam's deck is the best out of the Box, Ben's is also powerful, and Adam's is the best "purchase to upgrade later"
Marvoleath: !next
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MoveToCombat: I wouldnt call that a Vampire precon
drizztnailo: yay fight club
Marvoleath: !schedule
ibduduo: oh no. I missed the whole show
Juliamon: More of this chaos
garash2k:
oh god the shuffling
Juliamon: If you missed episode 1, you missed A Treat
jimfaindel: Good news, the lasagnas I was baking during the game ended up delicious! Replacing the bechamel with cream cheese was the right move
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SmashTCG: cant cross horses
CrossXhunteR: man, commander decks are huge
raulghoulia: Woo. That's awesome
SmashTCG: cant cross Horse Streams
Marvoleath: @jimfaindel that sounds like a heresy, but it wouldnt be the first heresy to work out well
LukeIsStrange: Because of Oki Oki Fight Club I recently got into SF6 and tried getting into Fighting Games once more. Maybe I can lose against some of the guys tomorrow
BrookJustBones: Can't Jack Horses
gibbousm: Horse Play?
hackingducks: cant ford streams
RockPusher: Horse box party
EvilBadman: Can Draw Horse Can't Make Stream
ZachtlyAsIntended: Can't Cross Horses Stream
Mythallian: serge that sounds like some SCP bullshit
gnome_friend: And Serge!
kitsumekajime: horsing the streams
Sarah: !schedule
GreenMonkeySam: Surge is the worst
NonUniqueGuy: Minecraft on Mine O' Clock? What is the world coming to?
Juliamon: Disgusting
emonotony: I'm not sure how I feel about Minecraft as a stream game
RockPusher: Heresy!
TheWriterAleph: nier is different game
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Bugberry: Nier is fantastic
CaptainSpam: Up... and to the right. Thomas was alone...
Mr_Horrible: return DadNier to us, SE
SmashTCG: was there anything else today, or am i catching a vod
Sarah: *best
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jimfaindel: Nier is an ok game, great lore and music, but not the best gameplay. Automata on the other hand, is quite sweet
Bugberry: I went to a Nier concert earlier this year, it was great.
Bugberry: @jimfaindel the remake improved it a lot.
jimfaindel: Really? I got it free on PSN, but haven't gotten around to it
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BrowneePoints: so are gophers and marmots
BrowneePoints: technically
Marvoleath: !card praire dog
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
gnome_friend: Pocket gophers aren't, but they are closely related
Marvoleath: !card prairie dog
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Thanks for subscribing, grapeshot! (Today's storm count: 199)
MegaDosX: Welcome backs or welcomes back?
goldensunkn1ght5: Twas fun
Boomy Toadsmasher: Um thanks
nicholas cabalbag: just got here. what'd I miss
Sarah: Goodnight @kitsumekajime
Sarah: @nicholas cabalbag All of it, I'm afraid
Sarah: Sealed, draft, and commander play
Elvin Dy Buncio: nice to catch the live on youtube. I usually watch the vod
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LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Riiiiiiis! (Today's storm count: 202)
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
SmashTCG: Grapespt pm a MAAASIVE stormcount
Riiiiiiis: yaaaaaay
Lord_Hosk:
50 Butts
DeM0nFiRe:
o/
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
Mr_Horrible:
thanks for the show, gang
m1gr3nA: thanks for the stream
insanecat6mtg:
Have a good day everyone! 
winseeker_centaur: thanx
LRRbot: :_lrrSpot: Thanks for becoming a channel member, Peter Chordash! (Today's storm count: 200)
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Sarah: Thanks for hanging out, friends
Sarah: Also hey lurkers: we're glad you're here too <3
Arkouda Chien: Thank y'all for doing youtube now
Arkouda Chien: I'm glad to be able to catch it
Boomy Toadsmasher: lrrbot sub get there
Arkouda Chien: Twitch never works out for me
Saintnex: night!
niccus: wonder what the bounty system would've done to the pace of the premades, it doesn't look too strong at the face of it
Sarah: YouTube live streams are still infrequent, but keep an eye out for more of them
Arkouda Chien: I'm just glad to catch big ones like this when I can
Mattmitchell45: Excited for a helluva VOD
Juliamon: It's a goodun
Marvoleath: 666 viewers
SageofShadowzF: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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