Rhythm Cafe || Touhou Danmaku Kagura Phantasia Lost

SaxPython: What's good pre-rhythm chat?
SaxPython: Actually today it's also post-rhythm
 SAJewers: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Touhou Danmaku Kagura Phantasia Lost) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (21s ago).
  Juliamon:   
 GapFiller:      
 baltimore_667083: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: an extremely high-net-worth individual
 baltimore_667083: so that's where we were storing bill gates
 GapFiller:  hmm worth
DideRobot: LRR: Rhythm Cafe is back and it's time for Touhou round two with Touhou Danmaku Kagura Phantasia Lost! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/112232422200887917
  Juliamon: Windows
SaxPython: Make it so Number 1
 TehAmelie: hi Heather, hi again Ian
   Anubis169: 'ello you two 
 NotCainNorAbel: Just like Mine O'Clock isn't just Minecraft 
   Anubis169: Instead we got all the games!
   Anubis169: and the bad parts went to Desert Bus and became Gangnam Hell
SaxPython: Platinum Trophy Humble Brag  
   Anubis169: Got Danmaku?   
Bruceski: I liked when he mouthed something to the MC, she read his lips, and the guy they were talking to freaked out about how she understood him.
SaxPython: 
SaxPython:   
SaxPython: clap clap clap
 TehAmelie: it's a lot of words
  Juliamon: it's the Touhou part that trips him up
   Anubis169: eyy, Marisa's forest 
 SquareDotCube: who is Dan and what is this makura 
Bruceski: Is it too-hoo or toh-hoh?
   Anubis169: the latter
adept_nekomancer: "Tow hoe", not "two who"
SaxPython: Towhow?
  Juliamon: tohhh hohhh
 SquareDotCube: I don't think you can say that on Twitch. 
   Anubis169: 東方
SaxPython:  
 SquareDotCube: One Punch Healer
Invitare: THIS is the real story
   Anubis169: is the raincoat the bodybag itself?
 SquareDotCube: Oh yeah, I made a variant of the DOPE poster as a goof if you wanna check it out Ian
 SquareDotCube: Aband Inn
   Anubis169: time to take a stance and open up a can of Shack Fu
 RatherLargeToad: Shack?  B52s song next?
adept_nekomancer: Okay, time to fix their problems by punching them outdoors.
   Anubis169: they're outside gensokyo border aren't they?
  Juliamon: theoretically this is future Gensokyo
  Juliamon: we're restoring it
   Anubis169: good, it looked better before this
   Anubis169: space sucks, quite literally
   Anubis169: it takes hold of anything with an atmosphere 
   Anubis169: Shack Fu 
   Anubis169: wheeee
   Anubis169: NO
   Anubis169: NOT THIS ONE
 RatherLargeToad: Baka Baka
   Anubis169: urgh... flashbacks of all the IOSYS remixes of this one...
Bruceski: I love how crisp it looks when fog goes away and your eyes haven't compensated yet.
Bruceski: Every once in a while my part of Portland turns into Silent Hill.
 KharadBanar: That's an unwarranted amount of decimal places in the percentage
 RatherLargeToad: Aquaman was in it
   Anubis169: Ian: I found David Hewlett streams on this site occasionally 
Amentur: Just goes off like an Arrakis' spaceship
Invitare: WOAH McKay is great in Atlantis Ian. I will not accept this slander
Invitare: McKay in SG1 is terrible though
 RatherLargeToad: Fewer bakas in this one
 Weagle: Oh hey a classic Register6 song
   Anubis169: That was Normal wasn't it?
 Weagle: I can't say that I was necessarily expecting a 13-year-old arrange to show up if it wasn't super famous but I also can't say I'm upset
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   Anubis169: game audio's a tad quiet
 KharadBanar: does "Sayonara, Arigatou" literally translate to "kthxbye"?
   Anubis169: 
 fcloud: kbyethx
 KharadBanar: i guess
 Weagle: It's about good now
 Weagle: For being a song-based rhythm game
adept_nekomancer: The balance seems good from here in the audience.
   Anubis169: and sometimes a game just has crappy mixing
   Anubis169: so Dragon's Dogma 2
   Anubis169: 
adept_nekomancer: I like that it gives you feedback in the results screen about how often you were fast or slow, so you know how to adjust.
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   Anubis169: Just like real Touhou... those bombs get saved because you could maybe possibly might in the future have the occasion to use them 
   Anubis169: Yukari is OP
   Anubis169: like in anything
 Dog_of_Myth: 
   Anubis169:  
tenrousei1: We went from Ice Fairy Math Class to Screaming Rock, juxtaposition!
adept_nekomancer: 84.[lots of decimal places]%
 KharadBanar: There's that one game with the deer and the wolf pup
 SkylerRingtail: Yakuza, Fursuit Edition
 SkylerRingtail: TBH, wouldn't put it past Infinite Wealth to have something like that
 KharadBanar: although I've heard it's actually nothing special mechanics-wise, just a nice aesthetic
 Lysander_salamander: hello everybody
 KharadBanar: you could 2P coop this, one on the controller playing the danmaku and the other one on the keyboard hitting the notes
   Anubis169: good memories 
   Anubis169: the multitasking is real
 Lysander_salamander: there's a lot going on in this battle
 TehAmelie: impressive effort from the singer huh
   Anubis169: 
   Anubis169: kuriaaaaa
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 Lysander_salamander: are they in Utah?
adept_nekomancer: Reimu: Solving problems through violence
 Lysander_salamander: dang
 Lysander_salamander: how to cure agoraphobia.  Make them homeless?
 Lysander_salamander: She's running a protection racket?
 ExitPursuedByABear: As I airdrum along to this stream, I have concluded that chimes (like the kind you play with hammers/mallets) are the best instrument for this game's notation scheme.
   Anubis169: dafuq is that?
 Lysander_salamander: crossover with Disgaea?
adept_nekomancer: That looks like a penguin.  Seems legit.
 SAJewers: oh right, the fairy of hell iirc
 RatherLargeToad: Wired polkadot turkey butt hat
 Lysander_salamander: some people are into clowns.  And that's ok
   Anubis169: "Who stole all the coffee filters?"
 Lysander_salamander: I should try out a neck ruffle just to see what it feels like
 SAJewers: there's lore about clownpiece's outfit that's probably far too long to type out
 KharadBanar: I think it looks like an alternate reality Beej Con Outfit
 Lysander_salamander: well, ok
 RatherLargeToad: must be Chicago
 Dog_of_Myth: So this is Cleveland then?
 Lysander_salamander: She's american.  Of course she's into destroying things
   Anubis169: cirno's power is freezing shiz, so it should be relatively easy
 KharadBanar: what consistency is your ice cream that chewing it even makes sense as a concept?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Lysander_salamander: fweee
CaptainCoriale: Can your teeth cringe? mine just did.
 KharadBanar: oh yeah, I prefer ice cream flavours without bits
 KharadBanar: except walnut, for some reason - walnut pieces are legit
   Anubis169: oh your teeth can totally cringe
   Anubis169: for example
   Anubis169: (bites into a ball of tinfoil)
 KharadBanar: i don't know, imagining biting into a ball of tinfoil makes my tastebuds cringe but not my teeth
CureLover92: Are they on a break or is it over?
   Anubis169: on a break 
CureLover92: Oh ok thanks.
wholovesclutch: heyheyhey
wholovesclutch: i must ask all you cats at first......do you enjoy the music of Clutch?
  Juliamon:  
 KharadBanar: To be fair, I can imagine you being called Jessica
 SquareDotCube: what you're saying is that we should adopt to-go order names
200 raiders from Seabats have joined!
 Kramburger:      
 BusTed:    
 saucemaster5000:   
 Mr_Horrible: can't believe I'm being told to frame Paul
josh___something: Wow, absolutely just called out
josh___something: Eh, paul has it coming 
josh___something: Hey wait a minute, I know this song!
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Mai_Andra: just waiting for ALI PROJECT to come in ♫
RomanoMomano: this song was like megalovania for 2009
 Kramburger: Vintage Cube
 Mr_Horrible: more kyewb
 Kramburger: Play Fastbond, stop your opponent from drawing cards
adept_nekomancer: Hey, got a B this time!
josh___something: I'm... glad I didn't look at the legs
 Mr_Horrible: oh, it's Knife Lady
 Mr_Horrible: I should play her metroidvania
Jensling: It's okay, she's basically Dio, and Dio doesn't abide by human anatomy 
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, that's the one
 KharadBanar: Chinese Girl had a similar problem with her boobs, the wobbling was quite unnatural
SaxPython: 
 Weagle: I appreciate you being right! 
 Mr_Horrible: but what is this emote for then, Ian? 
 SquareDotCube: Well there is the Record of Lodoss War Metroidvania as well, by the same devs
nevermore913: I'm glad you enjoyed pyre
 Kramburger: 
 Mr_Horrible: 
 SquareDotCube: Something Ian would be more familiar with
 Weagle: SnORT
SaxPython: lol
   Anubis169: Patchy's a fave character 
  Juliamon: !addquote (Heather) [now] Sarah's not smug to me, so what are YOU doing wrong? | to Ian
  LRRbot: New quote #8962: "Sarah's not smug to me, so what are YOU doing wrong?" —Heather, to Ian [2024-04-07]
 Kramburger: More qualifiers? Nobody* in Heather's chat is Smug (to Heather)?
SaxPython: @Juliamon   
 Kramburger: Heather and Cori can smell like their names
   Anubis169: LOL
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 Kramburger: lol
 Kramburger: A peaty scent?
   Anubis169: Heather is secretly scor'tesh
 Kramburger: Okay, you see Heather in a spice rack in the middle of a forest...
 KharadBanar: I love that a genus in the Heather family of plants is called Erica, just to make the taxonomy of plant-based female names more confusing
SaxPython: pffff
 Kramburger: Spite rack is where you keep your posions
adept_nekomancer: "Spite rack" definitely sounds like a gimmicky MtG deck name.
 KharadBanar: new Tinker Tailor Solder Spite project just dropped
 Kramburger: The Spite must flow
SaxPython: @adept_nekomancer 100% where I went.  How i feel when someone plays turn 2 rack
   Anubis169: lol...
nevermore913: Most of the worlds best things come from spite
   Anubis169: this whole song's like a delerious merry-go-round 
 Kramburger: Spike Trottman credits a decent part of the existence of Iron Circus comics on spite
nevermore913: Child's play was born out of spite
 Kramburger: We've all seen the bad take attached to fishing line before...
 Kramburger: So was Desert Bus, for that matter
 gualdhar: It's denoting the G spot
 KharadBanar: StaGe CleAr
 LordZarano: It's pronounced Sta-Ge
 Mr_Horrible: the only thing I know about Mr Belvedere is that anecdote about how he sat on himself and they had to stop filming for a few days
wholovesclutch: beledere was tehe butler
 Mr_Horrible: that just makes you a stronger Mr Belvedere
 Mr_Horrible: oh no
 Cptasparagus: something you're not capable of technically
SaxPython: Oww . wav
4 raiders from FadedOasis have joined!
 Mr_Horrible: the mental image that just conjured
 Kramburger: Our butlers are getting too strong
FadedOasis:  Hey everyone!
nevermore913: Welcome raiders
 RatherLargeToad: Popn Music?
nevermore913: I wish they made more rhythm heaven
luckyyypants: the musician who the warioware team collaborated with to make rhythm heaven died unfortunately
adept_nekomancer: Reimu has given this village 1 star.
adept_nekomancer: wait... I didn't mean that seriously
 KharadBanar: Karen Reimu
 SquareDotCube: two months
 SquareDotCube: Humans love quantifying... too much...
 v_nome: Yeah, I kinda hate that everything wants you to rate things now
 DrLigmaPhD: I should simply be able to call a cab from a gainfully employed and unionized worker
nevermore913: I generally don't rate things
RomanoMomano: theres a new story beat at the shrine
 SquareDotCube: probably a total stars thing
CaptainCoriale: I went to urgent care this week and then got an email asking to fill out a survey for my experience and that was beyond the pale for me.
adept_nekomancer: Dune... oh no.  We can't walk without rhythm... this is Rhythm Cafe.
 DrLigmaPhD: @CaptainCoriale Well I'm not dead, so that's good. On the other hand: Capitalist healthcare
nevermore913: That happened to me with the game of thrones books
nevermore913: I read it in 2020 I think
SaxPython: pokeball?
GreatGodOm: 1984 was written in 1948.
adept_nekomancer: Wait, there are male touhous?
 SquareDotCube: O
 DrLigmaPhD: My coworker had Covid this week. Love that so may people here were afraid of "the jab"
Mai_Andra: LRR book club
 Weagle: It's basically just this guy
RomanoMomano: just the one
 Mr_Bitterness: Rinnosuke is one of the very very few
 DrLigmaPhD: @Weagle so the only male one is a massive twink? Checks out
 SquareDotCube: I'd take going back 10 years, only if it means stopping the stupidity that happens afterward
Mai_Andra: Toe Lore?
wholovesclutch: curious of thoughts. did you lie Dune 2
 saucemaster5000: Just don't think about what happened in US politics in 2016 and hope it does not happen again
nevermore913: 2016 wasn't a great year
wholovesclutch: hmmmm
DaxStrife: As the Jeph Jaques t-shirts said, "2016 Sucked."
 DrLigmaPhD: Why is this navy child assaulting us again?
wholovesclutch: hear me out. i liked it but Not much sand worms, Not much benegezerate, no paul training the Fremen, didnt give us their version of the space folders of hte spacing guild
wholovesclutch: yaya games
wholovesclutch: 
 v_nome: Playing the bullet hell and rhythm game at the same time seems like a lot
wholovesclutch: be well cool cats
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 iris_of_ether:   
   Anubis169: baaaaaaaai
wholovesclutch: ahaahha
wholovesclutch: Peace
wholovesclutch: 
wholovesclutch: going to see a guy about a Horse
Mai_Andra: crossing horses with streams?
  Juliamon: They're getting close to the end tho
  Juliamon: Progress IS happening
wholovesclutch: that was a Pee Pee joke
 RatherLargeToad: Getting close to the end.  Just have to get Wake caught up with Saga
wholovesclutch: hheeheh
 LordZarano: Jack Can't Draw Box Party Horses Club Pack
 SkylerRingtail: *Raises hand* Am one that doesn't care for MtG
  Juliamon: That wouldn't be lazy!
Mathwyn: Wanted Dead is wild
Mathwyn: Ian was born old
   Anubis169: byesie bye 
  Juliamon: usbloop
  Juliamon: ah I just remembered again that tomorrow's eclipse day~
SaxPython: @Juliamon thanks for the reminder.  I just ran down all the ISO standards for the glasses my MIL bought.  They look good to go. 
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