Thunder Junction Early Access Event

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 IbunWest: Fumbly Jumbly time. 
 baltimore_667083: !box
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 IbunWest: 
  Juliamon:   
Desruprot:   
Metric_Furlong: Bees!
  TXC2: CONTACT
 Earthenone:   
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JinaMahavira: FamiblyJambily
its_north_or_nothing: I can’t wait for first main phase yee and second main phase haw
 lirazel64: Remove all the things!
 Earthenone: its called a fam jam because a lot of chat will be jelly they cant play the new set today right? 
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Cheshire Creeper: Wow I’m here early
Rogue 7: what ho fambily jambily
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 theymerLoviatar: I'm sacrificing my prerelease to a larp convention so this is my replacement drug
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 LoadingReadyRun: Hey Youtube folks!
 ライシェン: let's go fam-a-jam!  
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 RocknGrohlNerd: hello gamers
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  TXC2: hello ライシェン  and AshcopseDryad  and RocknGrohlNerd  and external_gills  welcome
Philocalist: Youtube stream, let's gooooooo
EllieoftheVeil: :D
 ライシェン: Hello~ 
ihlendrax: !box
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  TXC2: Here we GO!
funguslore: Lets go!
 ライシェン:   
ihlendrax: Mmm…pancakes.
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 beowuuf: 
  TXC2: there's the sound
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 LiamK712: hello
Krillin_fan:   
  TXC2: Hello Ben, Graham and Nelson
 LithelyUnshod: Music kicked in the exact second the Commander at Home music ended. nice
Sagemastar: honestly the youtube streams help me catch things live since i have LRRMTG set to all notifications
Heather Taylor: psyched to be catching this!
Bannin: So happy that you guys are streaming on youtube!
RaidaTheBlade: Yay youtube stream!
Tommadness: hell yeah fambily jambily time
funguslore: Can't wait for everyone to enter the same draft pod 
Desruprot: 
Desruprot: Howdy
  TXC2: hello Desruprot  welcome
 DrLigmaPhD: I'm here, I'm queer, I'm ready to jam some fam
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Artificer_Evan: multiple people interacting makes some of my favorite Magic content
Zornamations: what's the haps?
Zemari5: Let’s go!!!! I thought I was gonna have to focus on work
Sagemastar: Cori looks so grumpled in her art
 azidbern95: please remember to pimp your sleeves, lands, and pets!
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Seru: youtube hype!
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Philocalist: Hello!
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Heather Taylor: Move to send a bajillion stickers in to Mail Time so they can decorate those laptops
Rogue 7: heya!
Jeff Wiles: GREETINGS HUMANS
Stankmonger Jones: fambily jambily yee haw
Roger Hamilton: I enjoy the streams so much more on youtube - being able to scrub back or catch up at 2x speed. Too bad the chat experience sucks.
Liam T: Hi Paul!
Bannin: Hello
Rachel Kerns: Just came from Kenji’s stream! So excited for the yeehaw set!
Didero: I hadn't seen the Cori drawing before, that looks excellent
Didero: Good evening!
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RebekahWSD: I love the Cori art
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 anhakha: Amy and voxy are also about.
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SmashTCG: Just TEN
funguslore: 12
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Rogue 7: banana
Fan of Most Everything: Cory approves this disgruntlement.
Sagemastar: see Ben gets it
Bannin: And Wheeler looking like such a dad
Dark Esch: lot of rares
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 Gekyouryuu: Annie AND Fortune? Flavorful
funguslore: Just 12 rares 
 RocknGrohlNerd: as much as I love Graham a Ben, I´m team Nely. letsgo Nelson 
WrightJustice: annie and fortune together
 TheDevil_Risen: well hey there Fam! its a Thunder Junction Wham Jam!
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SmashTCG: its dagonauts
 jacqui_lantern234: WELL WELL WELL!!!!! if it aint a beautiful group of stellar friends whomst i AGGRESSIVELY LOVE BEYOND MEASURE!!!!! 
  TXC2: at this rate rares will be more common then commons 
 comrade_cards: flint gets nutty
 zelukester: good ol' Jasper
 Thoross: Breeches seems kinda cracked.
Sagemastar: yeah in the rares alone that is looking hella naya
Fan of Most Everything: Bird Wizard located.
Cheshire Creeper: Are we doing sealed now or…
Stachio2ElectricBoogaloo: rakdos time with that bedevil
BrowneePoints subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 61 months, currently on a 61 month streak!
 BrowneePoints: Wait, Graham got Annie AND her “Horse”
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Angreed66: wizards didn't need more help( even if it doesn't make the list)
 anhakha: Flint is funny in mardu mercenaries.
  TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234  welcome
 7ukanda: Laughing Jasper Flint will be my new Commander! Sounds like a lot of fun!
 anhakha: Saw Amy play it.
 DrLigmaPhD: Mr. Steal your girl... and boy... and enby... and pet?
Krillin_fan: 5 color max greed
 anhakha: I'm annoyed that armoured armadillo isn't just called "Armourdillo"
Sagemastar: Graham likes himself his sealed gameplay
Sagemastar: Ben and Nelly seem to be waiting on a draft
Rogue 7: Ben feels like Naya. What a surprise (<3)
Fan of Most Everything: Great workplace environment.
SmashTCG: Very good
 TheDevil_Risen: Steer Clear, new include for cow tech 
SmashTCG: keep reading
SmashTCG: yeah Felidar rocks
 anhakha: Amy and voxy are around.
 comrade_cards: drafting has been rough today for everyone
 accountmadeforants: I think most of the alternate cardframes/treatments look pretty bad on Arena (unlike real life), but the Prosperity Post ones actually look deece
 zelukester: I'll see about joining on one of the HumanToken accounts 
 CommiePuddin: Kenji and Voxy both had trouble with drafts being slow to fire.
 LiamK712: yeah Kenji has been running into long wait long times
 DrLigmaPhD: Saw the opossum mount that I have deemed "Blep" yesterday
vinopinguino: Reid is getting on, hold your horses
Dark Esch: Sheep jumping a fence
Sagemastar: chonky boi sheep token
Fan of Most Everything: There is a + on it at least.
 BrowneePoints: @loadingreadyrun the copy token is goated WITH the suauce
trojenturtle: Amy in draft already
 lochnessseammonster: just saw jamietoples going live so she'll be drafting i'm sure 
 TheManaLeek: They invited *way* less people this time
 anhakha: Voxy was drafting too.
 TheManaLeek: So limited queues are long
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 lochnessseammonster: thanks i hate it 
vigilanteheatengineer: el spidro veggiante?
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vinopinguino: Nopal
 Earthenone: el spidro veggimite
 BrowneePoints: El Spidro Saguaro
 DrLigmaPhD: Some people call that a nightmare fuel moment. However that's just Arizona
Sagemastar: that there is
Andy Stocker: Ann Flashes
Sagemastar: well thats the nickname right there
 circusofkirkus: you put your 7th leg in
  mister_nibbles: according to google translate its just cactus
petey_vonwho: El spidro prickly
Narset: Spider is araña in spanish! Cactus is still cactud
funguslore: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 jacqui_lantern234: a whole bird?!?! call  
 QTL7: better than a half bird
 SymphonicLolita: A friend!
 Earthenone: probobly better than a partial bird
petey_vonwho: As opposed to half a bird...
 anhakha: Hey Nelly's family. Nelly is just hiding spiders in your bed. Enjoy.
Artificer_Evan: @themanaleek I’m sure that has Nothing to do with all the staff they laid off back in December
 baltimore_667083: that happens more often than im willing to admit where i come from
packattack_0: a whole bird? as opposed to half a bird?
 Wolfstrike_NL: "call Ian"
 TheManaLeek: @Artificer_Evan Nothing at all 👀
 WiJohn: Bird's house now
RebekahWSD: I allow the cats to deal with it, or if it's still flying all doors and windows open, shoooo shoooooooo
 DrLigmaPhD: New pet
 BrowneePoints: Prickly Pearantula
 anhakha: Who's in the draft with you two?
  Juliamon: We had a bluebird do that, it was so annoying
 DrLigmaPhD: We still don't have basic deserts do we?
 RocknGrohlNerd: @packattack_0 it was whole ass bird  as opposed to half-assed bird  picture the bird half assing its entry
  TXC2: lead the player/bird with light
 anhakha: xD
funguslore: 
Didero: We had the same thing happen with some corvid, except our fireplace was drywalled-up, so we had to break it down
Joshua Brandon: Annie Flash and Fortune working together is fun. They go together in lore
 Travilogue: One time we came home and a whole swarm of flying ants had come down our chimney and our living room carpet was undulating.
 powerflapjack: krosan tusker as  elemental token
 TheDevil_Risen: The room with the spiders in Nelly's House is the Laundry room. LRR Lore !
funguslore: Its ok
vinopinguino: letmein.gif
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  TXC2: SUB HYPE LETHAL
  TXC2:   
 anhakha: Who else is in your draft group?
 northos: it might be a little rough in Naya, but yes it's strong
 dionizuz: Are you guys reading chat?
 DrLigmaPhD: So just normal Phyrexia?
  TXC2: Travilogue  
 LithelyUnshod: And Chloee
 lightfut: Isn't that a Metallica song?
  TXC2: I like that + on the spree cards
 TheDevil_Risen: Fling in sealed seems fun xD
  Juliamon: dionizuz When they have a chance to
kaijuknight428: i think youve got quite a few mounts graham
 RocknGrohlNerd: yeah kinde hyped to get some of those spree cards for my spellseeker package
 anhakha: Please try for 'Esoteric Duplicator' and 'Mindslaver'...
 anhakha: I want to see it happen...
Narset: every card in the big score is a mythic i believe
 just__fitz: Slickshot Showoff, he got the Rooster Cogburn
  TXC2: anhakha  there was mindslaver action in the "ppr"
 RocknGrohlNerd: but at this point my whole edh deck is one big spellseeker toolbox
WTFChickens: I don't think you run a double colorless land in 3 color
funguslore: Smugglers surprise is pretty good as a weird draw spell
Jeff Wiles: No love for Smuggler's Surprise, G?
Sagemastar: kinda wish there was a button for this view instead of needing the insider info of t:creature
Didero: Oh, there's quiet background music, that's where that hum is coming from
 RocknGrohlNerd: @anhakha yeah there were crimes commited with mindslaver *looks at Graham*
 dionizuz: You guys excited for Magiccon Amsterdam? Will the whole LRR team be there
 dionizuz: ?
  TXC2: making that work delayed muitlplayer by 6 months 
KineBuds: @RocknGrohlNerd kekw
 anhakha: Might just be selesnya splashing dor annie
 anhakha: *for
 BrowneePoints: It also gives vigilance
 MaybeTara: I nabbed my ticket for the chaos event yesterday! So stoked for it!
 dionizuz: I joined for the Chaos Draft on the Con! Excited!
  TXC2: a none zero number of lrrsm'ns will be going
 MaybeTara: @dionizuz See you there 
tsuuisalie: it's just the second actually
 7ukanda: @MaybeTara So we'll meet there! We bought ours, too... ^^
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 RocknGrohlNerd: its back on the escalator.. some might say
  TXC2: I don't think it get reprinted, they just keep making differrnt versions of it
 dionizuz: @MaybeTara You also there?
 dionizuz: NOICE
 BrowneePoints: oh yes, the one with Ajani’s ….thicc flanks in the art
Seru: hope I can judge in amsterdam and meet some crew people :D
  TXC2: well 07 Graham 
KineBuds: kenji POG
funguslore: Kenji 
KineBuds: 
 lochnessseammonster: 
Night_xD: grahmtg is very good tho
Tommadness: kenji BMing lmao
 anhakha: Every1 has their names shortened we've noticed.
 7ukanda: Kenji went offline... NICE... xD
funguslore: They cut off the name 
 ライシェン: 
KineBuds: 
 RocknGrohlNerd: crowd surf the Karn Graham
  TXC2: opening GG, the only ok GG
 anhakha: Amy is "Amazonia"
 TheDevil_Risen: no more secret reach! RIOT1
RevolverRossalot: Overt reach!
 QTL7: i love numot the mtg
KineBuds: oh he is making a youtube vid, he just ended the stream
DanTheMediocre: aww, no more secret reach 
 anhakha: Oh! The emotes! They don't say hello or thinking! Check them out!
DanTheMediocre: that was my fave onboard trick
 lochnessseammonster: rude... divulging your secrets 
bad1arry: What, no secret reach is a bummer
 anhakha: The hello is howdy...
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 TheBattleOfHastings: 43 months? That's nearly a year!
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 iris_of_ether: @anhakha That's amazing
 neisan2112: Oh it doesn't just stay there, that would kind of be kind of annoying tbh.
 Ard_Rhys: 5 mana of turn 3  is good
 neisan2112: OH it does stay there
 neisan2112: Huh
KineBuds: haha
KineBuds: classic
 RocknGrohlNerd: dongle the bongle youtube !
KineBuds: 
 lochnessseammonster: do it for the plot
  TXC2: it's time....FOR THE PLOT
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 Stormgod519: Happy Famma Jamma!
  TXC2: hello Stormgod519  welcome
Dark Esch: Anne is so flashy
 Stormgod519: Looking forward to my PreRelease this week. Time to judge again after karlov manor was just not good lol
 Stormgod519: Hi TXC2
Stachio2ElectricBoogaloo: Plot icon might be a cactus lol
 BrowneePoints: you can swing with Fortune as well I think and bring it back if they kill it
funguslore: Rare into mythic seems ok 
 BrowneePoints: Annie brings things back so I would
 Stormgod519: oooo
 Stormgod519: big one
 Stormgod519: LOL
midnightcurryjazz: 
 Stormgod519: Beep Beep!
KineBuds: wow all the creatures are busted lol
 RocknGrohlNerd: classic TXC2, the quickes draw on those welcomes in Thunder Junction
  TXC2: !plan
  LRRbot: Translator's note: Plan means Keikaku.
 lochnessseammonster:   
 lirazel64: Suuuuure
 Stormgod519: lol
 WormBoyJames: fortune and annie is a cool combo
funguslore: That was just fine 
 finestotter: What's Japanese for plot?
  TXC2: RocknGrohlNerd  I'll make this chat big enough for everybody!
SimWOT: reread fortune
midnightcurryjazz: ploturu
KineBuds: plot and spree cards are so good
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jaimeblacken: bois already playing!
 Stormgod519: プロット Purotto
Spades_Slicc: hate that twitch only gives a notif 30 minutes in to a stream
 WormBoyJames: ohhh nvm lmao
 Stormgod519: that's plot, I think
 Gekyouryuu: Kei-plot-ku
 cheezweazl:     
 RocknGrohlNerd: @TXC2  
BackSeatGamingCrew: Hey guys. No time to hang around today, just wanna say good luck on your games!
  TXC2: hello BackSeatGamingCrew  
 Stormgod519: nice big 7/7
 beowuuf: @TXC2 you dish out the law in these here parts - love and welcomes
KineBuds: i love all of these green creatures
 BrowneePoints: to conspire or scheme in Japanese is Enbou
  TXC2: beowuuf  exactly
Bannin: ah yes...keikaku
Bannin: keikaku means plan!
 Stormgod519: This set is just giving us green players more support...
LoganAura: Oh is that bow just a "Hey I have reach" reminder?
 BrowneePoints: Purotto is just plot
 irenrose: Nelson you'll be pleased to know that I'm actively looking into the Theros deck you threee found on the vintage cube stream
 Stormgod519: vrooooom
  TXC2: is purotto plot as in plot of land ?
tsuuisalie: you could draw cards by blinking with the outcaster
 Stormgod519: OOOO
KineBuds: POG
 Stormgod519: they figured it out
 Stormgod519: Wow that card is good
KineBuds: 
 Stormgod519: noted for my pr
Nouxatar: WAIT THAT'S AN INSTANT???
funguslore: POG
Seams Deece: happy fambily jambily to all who celebrate
KineBuds: ggs
 lochnessseammonster:   
  TXC2: we take those wins
 TheDevil_Risen: GGWP
 Stormgod519: @Nouxatar "WDYM ITS EACH!?!"
 lirazel64: Yay!
Nouxatar: ggs tho
 lochnessseammonster: 
KineBuds: 
CaptnCheesebeard: GG!
 Stormgod519: ggs!
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 cheezweazl:    
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funguslore: GGs
 RocknGrohlNerd: GGs all around
 jacqui_lantern234: love me some good rubbins 
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 bojuka_pog: Are you winning, sons ?
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Krillin_fan: points points points!
 7ukanda: NumottheMTG will remember...
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 lochnessseammonster: @jacqui_lantern234 LOVE YOU! boom
 baskwalla: isn’t it extra points if you beat Kenji?
 Stormgod519: Dammit Graham
 jacqui_lantern234: GRAHAM 
josh___something: LRR_Jame
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 GredGredmansson: yeehaw its the famblejamble
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midnightcurryjazz: a lot less people where invited to this early access event. gg layoffs
 just__fitz: Stealing all the nicknames
Sagemastar: mmm yes rubbins XP
Marc A.: Whaddup Ben
Cheshire Creeper: They were scrambling
bad1arry: Has Kenji visited lrr before? For a PPR or some such thing?
 jacqui_lantern234: @lochnessseammonster NO U
  TXC2: bad1arry  I think he was in the first PPR
KineBuds: @bad1arry i think he did 1 like 100 years ago
 OldUncleDan: Rufus Lawbringer?
  TXC2: (or an early one at least)
 lochnessseammonster: @jacqui_lantern234 
 TimeToFry: "So you're saying I can sac this random Mercenary token and kill my opponent's Jace?"
KineBuds: 
 boyesie: Didnt kenji thoracle cam?
 BrowneePoints: most importantly, Bruse Tarl is Husband Material
 QTL7: 
KineBuds: hahaha
KineBuds: 
  TXC2: Skill diff baby
RevolverRossalot: You have good luck for future ref 
funguslore: 
 jacqui_lantern234: LMFAO IM CACKLING XD
 RocknGrohlNerd: well just draft better, 5head
  TXC2: LETS GO!
 Wolfstrike_NL: Whaha
 baltimore_667083: 
 Stormgod519: LOL
 jacqui_lantern234: HOLY SHIT XD
 TimeToFry: Hell yeah
 circusofkirkus: 
Tommadness: The runback!
 QTL7: hahahaha
KineBuds: LMAO
 TheDevil_Risen: B03
 lochnessseammonster: 
 thanzo: 
 Stormgod519: let's goooooo
 TimIAm: In preparation for the Crap Shoot, we're getting a Crap Talk Shoot
KineBuds: what the heck man
funguslore: KEKW
Nouxatar: THE RUNBACK
elias2718: on the play even
 OldUncleDan: The Salty Runback!
 Stormgod519: Youre trapped in here w/ me
 jacqui_lantern234: Kenji with the salty runback 
Didero: !card mobile homestead
  LRRbot: Mobile Homestead [2] | Artifact — Vehicle [3/3] | Mobile Homestead has haste as long as you control a Mount. / Whenever Mobile Homestead attacks, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield tapped. / Crew 2
KineBuds: the numot MATRIX
 BrowneePoints: best name
  TXC2: "now this is Caravaning!"
 Stormgod519: That homestead is def on the trail to oregon
 7ukanda: He is the MTG...
 RocknGrohlNerd: @TXC2 with gas
 cheezweazl:    
 BrowneePoints: look at her art Graham! she punched someone OUT OF THEIR BOOTS
 neisan2112: She's got that Snorse!
  TXC2: RocknGrohlNerd  with gas? what we feeding them horses? 
external_gills: Jolene, please don't ping my man
 iris_of_ether: Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene/Begging of you, please don't kill my man
GLHFMagic: what up ya cuties
 just__fitz: Jolene is "A Fistful of Dollars"
 OldUncleDan: Thank you, Paul!  I am sure that many of us were thinking the same thing!
 GredGredmansson: El Spidro Saguaro
  TXC2: hello GLHFMagic  we beat Kenji, and now we fighting him again
 Stormgod519: @GLHFMagic Helloooooo!
 Earthenone: !card aloe
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 GredGredmansson: 
GLHFMagic: Yassss
GLHFMagic: Miss u kiss kiss
 TheDevil_Risen: show us what saddling looks like on arena plz Greham!
GLHFMagic: No, we didn't get an invite 
 Stormgod519: aw damn
GLHFMagic: but I am having fun watching YOU
 SkiaSymphonia: @loadingreadyrun to:   I have a Jolene Commander deck that is exactly that. Steal their man's!
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 TheDevil_Risen: aww poor GLHF
 BrowneePoints: But yea Graham she Agatha Fisty’d that person out of her boots!
MedicCasts: At least there's gladiator for all of us watching
   LoadingReadyRun: @SkiaSymphonia 
fhedaykin84: El spidronprickle
 GredGredmansson: REACH
 Stormgod519: lol Hi Paul
 LiamK712: break the meta and guarantee a point
KineBuds: 
 circusofkirkus: guaranteed point
 neisan2112: LMAO
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 ArmstrongRGM96X: Ah, the bottle episode Fam Jam
 azidbern95: awww... no more secret reach
rentar42: nice!
funguslore: KEKW
 neisan2112: Amazing
 Stormgod519: Kenji's guest appearance
KineBuds: this is perfect
  TXC2: the content people crave
 GredGredmansson: hey graham I think they opponent might have reach
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
 northos: wait, when did Jace join LRR? 
 7ukanda: Are there Jave and Jade as well?
 GredGredmansson: Yes
KineBuds: sponsored by numotTHEMTG
 anhakha: Targetting is a crime.
Didero: Attempted murder is also illegal 
  TXC2: the crime is looking at the cards
 KidAmn: attempted murder is still murder
fhedaykin84: El spidro prikleo?
JJ Sandee: El Spidro Cacto?
Bruceski: There's a reason they call it "ATTEMPTED murder"
 Ukon_Cairns: is that lrr Jace and lrr Jame (singular) ?
 TimIAm: Wait is Nelly playing James?
DanTheMediocre: well not murder but certainly a crime
Spades_Slicc: Is that blue glowing thing just saying "this has reach btw"?
  TXC2: TimIAm  no he's playing against Ben
KineBuds: we are in a streaming vortex
 Earthenone: yeah its a bow
 TimIAm: ohh
 northos: @Spades_Slicc the bow and arrow means reach, I Think the glowing lines are a new indicator for ward?
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Bruceski well, is it tho, if you look into your heart of hearts.. is it? 
 PixelArtDragon: Casting Murder? Crime. Resolving Murder? Perfectly legal!
Artificer_Evan: @TimIAm considering that the accounts are loaded I don't think it is an issue
 northos: oh maybe not
  TXC2: Ward always had the glow lines, the bow is new for Reach
 RocknGrohlNerd: 2 beaver 2 huuuge
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 BrowneePoints: the Atiin are so cool. hope we see more of them
rentar42: how dare you not play optimally the very first time anyone outside of wotc ever plays this set on arena! I come here for 100% perfect magic gameplay only!
 TimIAm: @Artificer_Evan oh for sure, I just thought it was a funny match up coincidence
CygnusInfinity: it does that because of the way that it is
KineBuds: these creatures are so good
 GredGredmansson: ooh crime
 stormcooper256: Hello, have Jeff Bezo's money!
Dark Esch: big beaver
  TXC2: "you can't put a grizzle on top of an beaver" Don't tell people how to love Ben 
 just__fitz: Double strike good
 Earthenone: we have crime touch
 Earthenone: to kill it
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 BrowneePoints: I still love how in Jolene’s Art she just done yeeted someone out of their boots with one punch. just old school magic comedy
 RocknGrohlNerd: is Nelly playing canlander over there
KineBuds: wow
  TXC2: green baby!
 Stormgod519: We love Green!
 GredGredmansson: Public Reach
KineBuds: i think i love this set
 Travilogue: Very subltle
DanTheMediocre: bring back secret reach
DanTheMediocre: best onboard trick
Bruceski: @GredGredmansson I think that counts as a crime.
 just__fitz: Its only on this event, I don't have it in normal arena
 Stormgod519: love my secret reach
IaCthulhuFthagn: Ah, that's what public outreach means.
 thanzo: reach has gone public
  TXC2: Public reach = Preach ?
 GredGredmansson: from "That has reach?" to "THAT HAS REACH."
 powerflapjack: PREACH
 BrowneePoints: The joke now Graham is that since they used a bow for the art, we get to drag them for every archer they make without reach from now on!
LibraryWitchKei: Secret reach still exists in paper magic.
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Stormgod519 as a UW player, I can not support that but... we live in strange times
funguslore: KEKW
 stormcooper256: that is hilarious
 TheDevil_Risen: aww poor ben ben 
WTFChickens: is this MTG's new Public out-"reach" program?
 TheDevil_Risen: the Public Reach isn't enough
 ライシェン: 
 zelukester: listen, we tried
 Stormgod519: @RocknGrohlNerd Oh im practically a mono-green player who dabbles into red and white sometimes
 PixelArtDragon: This attack is legal, but you sure?
 Stormgod519: I got to play a gruul agro deck at my first ravnica remastered draft and I was so pleased with myself lol.
  TXC2: reach was subliminal, now it's liminal, soon WotC will have to make it Superliminal 
KineBuds: all these cute creatures makes me want bloomburrow next week now lol
 grgriffin3: Situation status: Honks
cameron_in_the_hizous: meep meep
CygnusInfinity: @TXC2 but if it's Superluminal then it time travels, meaning it's already happened!
Veste: gingerbirdt
 LiamK712: @grgriffin3 that would be a good card kingdom button
 Earthenone: time for secret haste?
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Stormgod519 I´m only teasing cut green creatures are so good (and always will be) these days and I´m kinda jelous
 Firnsarwen: I felt that way at an hour of destruction PR, where my opponent had one of the fancy text versions of a god, and I forgot it had deathtouch, because that font was basically unreadable 😭
 Stormgod519: @RocknGrohlNerd you're fine. Im a very open green player. I dont know how to play blue black, and I was forced into that wedge during LOTR and it crippled me lol
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 bytecaster: Actually, the correct exclamation when leaving that on top is "Holy cow"
cameron_in_the_hizous: "I dont even have to do this at sorcery speed" is a terrifying thing to hear your opponent say
funguslore: Holy cow!
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Didero: And also not for Graham 
 grgriffin3: Saved by the Beef
cameron_in_the_hizous: secret cow
 Wiliart: Amoozing
 rentar42: Oh! They hid it one level deeper! The ... not-nice-people!
 bytecaster: Path? Rude!
 ElektroTal: i don't think i'm gonna be able to play this format without sighing every time i see holy cow
 grgriffin3: Never mind, the beef has been sent away
 raulghoulia: "But I do have this cow"
KineBuds: @Stormgod519 laughs in nicobolas
cameron_in_the_hizous: oh damn, the cow Mooved out of the way
Bruceski: The steaks were too high
  TXC2: hello ElektroTal  welcome
 stormcooper256: @grgriffin3 where's the beef?!
funguslore: Kenji got his revenge
KineBuds: ggs
 Earthenone: if its for a youtube vidoe, kenji can just upload the winning game 
  TXC2: and now the rubber match? 
 cheezweazl:    
 lochnessseammonster: 
 Stormgod519: @KineBuds my first RR draft I got one of my packs had nicol bolas and breeding pool. ill let ya guess what I picked lol
 LiamK712: @elektrotal yeah not great
KineBuds: @Stormgod519 
 bytecaster: YES!
  TXC2: YES!
 jacqui_lantern234: YEEEEESSS
external_gills: Yes!
 RocknGrohlNerd:  
Didero: @LiamK712 I thought it was just a dumb (in a good way) pun, what's wrong with it?
 lochnessseammonster:   
 ライシェン:  
 QTL7: this is silly lol
 Wolfstrike_NL: 
usmu1976: Yes!
 Stormgod519: LOL welcome to the highlight reel
 grgriffin3: Thrice in a Lifetime!
funguslore: Yes!!
 7ukanda: He is really MTG... xD
  TXC2: the only 2 people playing sealed 
 TheDevil_Risen: Lets Go!
 Stormgod519: @Wolfstrike_NL yes?
KineBuds: stuck in the numotmatrix
 cheezweazl:   
 LiamK712: where’s the sideboarding lol?
 bytecaster: Skill issue, I guess
mattmoney825: guess i won’t have to watch kenji’s next 3 YouTube videos lol
KineBuds: Hi Youtube
 Stormgod519: @mattmoney825 LOL
cameron_in_the_hizous: hitting the winning side of a 50/50 3 times?! thats... entirely probable
 TheDevil_Risen: @LoadingReadyRun unless your playing wheeler in CanLander 
 Earthenone: winning all the die rolls? did you know yuo have good luck, for future reference 
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  TXC2: 1 in 8 chance
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 just__fitz: The last standing arena dev is manually making the matchups and having the best day
 anhakha: It could end up as a bo5...
 RocknGrohlNerd: welcome to beavertown
 anhakha: Eventually, one of you will have lost 3 times and have to queue up for the draft again.
 bytecaster: That wagon punched our beaver
 Stormgod519: That's some roadkill
cameron_in_the_hizous: @bytecaster I love magic the gathering
 KidAmn: Forth *what*
DMGlol: Path to exile? Deng
 grgriffin3: Ben.
 powerflapjack: PATH IS IN LIMITED? UGH
KineBuds: HUH
  TXC2: you heard him
 just__fitz: Forth Y'allingas
 TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
 ElektroTal: more like a fourth of eorlingas
 Stormgod519: what did you call me?
 TheDevil_Risen: nah its a quarter erolingas
 GredGredmansson: kenji keeps missing land
 DrLigmaPhD: We've had first cunnilingus and second and third... but what about fourth cunnilingus
 DrLigmaPhD: ?
 GredGredmansson: Annie "Flash"
funguslore: Flash
CygnusInfinity: You can't just tell her to do that!
 Stormgod519: Just read the card
Artificer_Evan: text is hard
Krillin_fan: reading is for blockers, or something like that
cameron_in_the_hizous: I'd be worried if there was another reason her name was "Flash"
 anhakha: Name? Annie flash. Skills? Annie flash.
 Earthenone: what if annie had flash? that would be broken
 LiamK712: arena devs make a flash emblem floating above the card
 DrLigmaPhD: As opposed to Annie "Are you ok?" Who sacs herself
 Stormgod519: @DrLigmaPhD you could say she got struck by a smooth criminal
 grgriffin3: Oh COME ON
YeetTheRich_: wait until you hear about annie reach
KineBuds: lol
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Gaz-L: Kenji with the big beats
KineBuds: hold up let him cook
 Mr_Horrible: I just got here and I'm getting the impression we just saw a team-kill
 anhakha: Guaranteed points...
 powerflapjack: @YeetTheRich_ what about Annie Banding
 bytecaster: Hold that pan, now drive that wagon, now give me that pan again
 Earthenone: annie with set mechanic
KineBuds: the crew got matched against kenji 3 games in a row lol
  TXC2: Mr_Horrible  Ben and Nelson manage to get a draft game against one another
 Mr_Horrible: ah
 Mr_Horrible: John Flying, inventor of flying
  TXC2: Meanwhile Graham is on his 3td game against Kenji
 anhakha: Jeff trample sounds like he's from New Capenna.
 TheWooglie: Ben would still attack into John Reach
 jacqui_lantern234: Benjamin Banding
 Stormgod519: Jeff "Craterhoof Behemoth" Trample
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 ThankYouUro: Just gonna stroll on by, while saying Howdy
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BrassWingman: Jack Secretreach
 anhakha: Bo5
  TXC2: Franny First Strike
  TXC2: Tracy Trample
 grgriffin3: Sometimes, opponent just has everything, it happens
 YeetTheRich_: burt bushido
 OldUncleDan: Isn't Rachel Reach with the Command Zone?
 baskwalla: Brandon Banding
  affinityartifacts: HI IT'S  ME
 GredGredmansson: gosh that speed from Kenji
 anhakha: All the names have been shortened.
 xVoxtric: wow Kenji had the exact play there it seemed
  TXC2: Helen Hexproof
 powerflapjack: @BrassWingman new Universes Beyond card: Jack Reacher
 lirazel64: Headology is one of my fave streamers!
 bytecaster: Let's see if we can play the whole event against Kenji
 jacqui_lantern234: @affinityartifacts hi "me" nice to meet you
 Ukon_Cairns: i do like the singular LRR Jame
 TheDevil_Risen: Hi Olivia!
cameron_in_the_hizous: @xVoxtric good players tend to do that
 Stormgod519: HI OLIVIA!
  affinityartifacts: ty i'm playing against james i think?
Didero: wait olivia is stream-sniping? 
 Stormgod519: jeez
 Stormgod519: More horses...
  TXC2: hello affinityartifacts  GG
KineBuds: cactus playing a piano , this is the greatest set of all time
M0nzaa: well atleast it doesnt fly
 Mr_Horrible: saddle 4, a fair price to pay 
 ThankYouUro: It is Saddle 4 at least
 Earthenone: ben is pretending to be james
  Juliamon: it's James' account, but maybe not James
 xVoxtric: @cameron_in_the_hizous it was a top deck wasn't it
 sophieghost: This is the 3/3 set following the 2/2 set
 7ukanda: It's just Jame.
IaCthulhuFthagn: A good selesnya 2 drop?
 GredGredmansson: yes
  affinityartifacts: OH THIS IS ME  popping out chat
 Stormgod519: @IaCthulhuFthagn ive never been so excited
 BusTed: Pretty advanced.
 Mr_Horrible: Plants are adaptive
 thraximore: If I was a cactus and I become sentient I feel like I'd be pretty motivatedd
 BusTed: Though I guess it doesn't say how *well* they play.
DanTheMediocre: it would also require more coordination
 Stormgod519: @affinityartifacts I hope you mean popping off
 ライシェン: 
Genie_M: At least 4, some have6
 Ukon_Cairns: theyve also learned about death, and necromancy? in that short time.
 lightfut: Nothing in the rules says a cactus can't play piano
 Mr_Horrible: show me where in the rulebook it says a cactusfolk can't play basketball
KineBuds: can we smoke them?
  TXC2: "there's nothing in the rule book that says a cactus can't play the piano!"
KineBuds: 
 xVoxtric: I like thatPaul
 thanzo: cactus baby mozart
 avjamethyst: hello yes, I am here
  affinityartifacts: serpahic steed is so good
 xVoxtric: it's been proven that plants do respond to music on an systemic level
 OldUncleDan: Could you send me that angel?  Right now?  Right now?
 circusofkirkus: whoa stream sniping
 jacqui_lantern234: @affinityartifacts YOURE SO GOOD
  affinityartifacts: and how dare you steer clear my horsey
 bytecaster: Bovined that unicorn
 thraximore: @affinityartifacts 
 Stormgod519: quit Horsing around olivia!
  affinityartifacts: lol we are!
Ewayko: Eeeeey, Family Jamily!
KineBuds: lol true
 RocknGrohlNerd: HI Olivia  good luck in the event
  affinityartifacts: i hopped in voxy's chat too when we got paired
 Stormgod519: lol
 GredGredmansson: GO BIRDS
  affinityartifacts: ahhahaha
 Stormgod519: aight, gtg play some commander. Take care yall
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 VoteableMango: We back
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 Stormgod519: keep fammin and jammin
KineBuds: limited looks like fun , i really want to play now
  affinityartifacts: haaha omg
GLHFMagic: They didn't invite enough people LOL silly wizards
  affinityartifacts: i've had multiple 'same pairings'
 ElektroTal: @affinityartifacts hi olivia!
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 eye_h_bar: Most people are probably playing new Standard
 Mr_Horrible: all the streamers wandering through Omenport, pointing at each other
tsuuisalie: crokeyz played vs the same person 3 times in a row in standard
 ElektroTal: i didn't get picked for this streamer showdown so i'm just haunting chats, lol
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 Durdenstein: 3 years? How time flies.
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 RocknGrohlNerd: @Mr_Horrible 
 thraximore: @Mr_Horrible flavor win ig
 EvilBadman: You're just the first folks to Thunder Junction.
 TheDevil_Risen: Swole Possum
  affinityartifacts: SWOLWSSUM
 ShaneLeeAtk: I have some big possums in my backyard
 GredGredmansson: does it bug anyone that they spelled Opossum wrong
cameron_in_the_hizous: are they open with how many people they invite? do we know how many people are in the ques?
 grgriffin3: Can confirm, Beeg Possum is certainly possible IRL
  RayFK: @affinityartifacts You're Swolseome!
DanTheMediocre: Oh Lawd He Possum
 Ukon_Cairns: that is kinda fitting for the setting. ya show up and no ones there. except kenji and the folk you arrived with.
  affinityartifacts: i had the rock
 ThankYouUro: Dwayne Best Pet
  affinityartifacts: you can ask them to change it?
  affinityartifacts: in the discord
KineBuds: when they didnt pick GLHF you know they messed up
 EvilBadman: Real Gs have Dwayne
 ElektroTal: Amazonian got shrunk to Amazonia
 TheWooglie: did an intern have to type them all in?
 Mr_Horrible: honestly "Headolog" is a good bit
  RayFK: Don't look at me, this is not my department
MegaTrain: go to your inbox, you can open emotes
 EvilBadman: @RayFK You're not even in uniform 
  affinityartifacts: yeah i sound like someone different when i'm "affinity"
 RocknGrohlNerd: well 
 Mr_Horrible: needs a "This town ain't big enough" emote
  affinityartifacts: i don't play ACTUAL affinity
 MarkovDescendant: Amy had to restart the client and it was in the inbox
IaCthulhuFthagn: Are we sure the "what in tarnation" is not a Town of Salem crossover event?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @elektrotal surely, amazonia is actually larger than one amazonian.
  RayFK: @affinityartifacts Yet?
  affinityartifacts: yeah it's near the bottom
  affinityartifacts: there's a "welcome to early access"
 grgriffin3: We love inboxes full of nonsense
 snortablecola: there is a yeehaw emote
 Mr_Horrible: tfw you just have a literal affinity for artifacts, and it has nothing to do with card costs
  affinityartifacts: B O N E S
KineBuds: strimer loot
 Mr_Horrible: Tinython Bonesworth
IaCthulhuFthagn: "Thank you for joining early access, it's great to be here"
  affinityartifacts: YEAH I DO
 grgriffin3: BEN
 asthanius: BEN
 GredGredmansson: ben no
  TXC2: BEN!
 TheWooglie: GG Ben
 jacqui_lantern234: BENJAMIN
  affinityartifacts: hahahahahahahahahahaha
  RayFK: BEN
KineBuds: im jealous
ChaoticObserver: Phrasing!
 just__fitz: BENJAMIN
M0nzaa: damn
 YawnLance: BENJAMIN
 ThankYouUro: BEN
  TXC2: !clip
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funguslore: Ben
 Mr_Horrible: Benjamin
  corianderd: wow
 iris_of_ether: BEN
 lochnessseammonster: 
 thraximore: HAHAHA
 knightbloody: ben
vinopinguino: LMAOOOO
 RocknGrohlNerd: BEN !
jaimeblacken: jesus ben
MegaTrain: lololol
  affinityartifacts: LMAOOOOOOO
 grgriffin3: Welcome to the highlight reel, kids!
 thanzo: BAN
 Avak4do: LMAO
external_gills: Lol Ben
 WhirlwindAbyss: BEN!
 ライシェン: GORL NOOOO >xD
 Gaz_L: hello highlights vid
usmu1976: LOL
 thanzo: I mean BEN
  affinityartifacts: GOOD ONE BUDDDY
KineBuds: JUDGE
  affinityartifacts:  
 TheWooglie: at least she wasn't watching
 Thoross: Straight to highlights with you.
  affinityartifacts: literally LOLd at my desk
 baskwalla: Make a girl feel welcome
 TimIAm: I love that Primus song
 jacqui_lantern234: @affinityartifacts im glad youre taking that in stride XD
KineBuds: straight to jail
 wordlessRage: straight to highlights jail
 Durdenstein: Does that count as a crime?
 OldUncleDan: Brian, on the other hand, may not be so appreciative.
 TheDevil_Risen: straight to jail 
Seth Derstine: lol
NAL !: lol
Grady Cooke: CLIP IT!
Zack Hennings: highlight reel
Rogue 7: Benjamin
  affinityartifacts: i drafted this at CZ and could not stop making giant beaver jokes
jaimeblacken: did you know OTJ stands for Off to Jail
  RayFK: Olivia...
Dr_fragenstien: they had to know that would happen. Did they not run the cards past a 12 year old?
 ThankYouUro: Welcome to the Highlight Reel Olivia!
  affinityartifacts: "i'll put my giant beaver on the battlefield"
 Wolfstrike_NL: !clip
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KineBuds: @affinityartifacts 
 jacqui_lantern234: @affinityartifacts i adore you XD
  affinityartifacts: it's mounting the beaver that really breaks immersion
  RayFK: OLIVIA
  TXC2: the loadingreadytooltips are just !advice
  corianderd: we should add tooltips to the break screen
  TXC2: !adivce
KineBuds: lol
 jacqui_lantern234: @affinityartifacts OLIVIA YES
  TXC2: !advice
  LRRbot: It's NEVER the first train.
 RocknGrohlNerd: poggifers fetch us the good beaverpuns/jokes
 xVoxtric: if mana floats because it's "in the pool" doesn't that mean the pool has some kind of water in it?
KineBuds: confirmed greatest set of all time
  affinityartifacts: @RayFK DON'T PRINT THE INNUENDO CARDS IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM
  RayFK: I DON'T PRINT THEM
  affinityartifacts: miss you too!!!!
  RayFK: I JUST TWEET
45 raiders from GoodTimeSociety have joined!
  RayFK: #wotcstaff
  TXC2: Hello Reaiders
  TXC2: *raiders
 ElektroTal: you know the playtest was "Ride" until the first moment someone went to ride the beaver
 RocknGrohlNerd: hello raiders
 azidbern95: Hi Becca!
DanTheMediocre: "my giant beaver eats your [insert attacking creature or maybe kill spell name]"
 Gaz_L: hello Becca and friends
 luke1x: Oh new team who dis
 jacqui_lantern234: @RayFK known printer of cards 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: welcome raiders!
 ライシェン: 
  affinityartifacts: BECCA
GoodTimeSociety: it's Magic o'clock!!!
  affinityartifacts: TIME TO MOUNT THIS GIANT BEAVER
 just__fitz: FamJam, because everyone is family
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How’s Thunder Junction treating the FamJam so far?
  affinityartifacts: SADDLE UP
Double May Care: Look, they knew what they were doing
Jason Fanelli: hey, those Thunder Junction emotes were me! I was allowed to choose a text emote (What In Tarnation) and a picture emote (Fblthp singing) before I started
Jason Fanelli: sorry, catching up on the stream
  TXC2: !addquote (RayFK) [now] I JUST TWEET.
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cameron_in_the_hizous: hi everyone dont read up in chat please
 RocknGrohlNerd: *looks at card* in Adam´s voice !Gavin!
KevinCon0422: bite him
 jacqui_lantern234: BENJAMIN
 grgriffin3: Ben.
 GredGredmansson: 
funguslore: 
Krillin_fan: https://clips.twitch.tv/VivaciousAgileWalletMcaT-rUKCFCBl3hsY-IB_
jaimeblacken: ben please
GLHFMagic: Two snakes on a beav, great movie
 ライシェン: please no, ben, not like this xD
 TheDevil_Risen: 2 snakes 1 beaver ? sounrs lewd
 Thefluffiestguineapig: (also is the all caps thing a continuation from Let’s Nope or just a hilarious joke thing)
Didero: https://clips.twitch.tv/InnocentSmilingPlumageHumbleLife-yi46HPyzRSrJ-voR
 TheDevil_Risen: *sounds
  TXC2: two snakes riding a giant beaver: a love story
  affinityartifacts: we have
 Blip2004: that trouser snake is back on the giant beaver!
  affinityartifacts: oh no
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  affinityartifacts: BEN
 TheDevil_Risen: oh my ben!
Jason Fanelli: you can find them in the profile page, emotes button are on the bottom of the screen
Seams Deece: big beaver sounds like a euphemism for a british insult
Carson Chavez: I really like the "click click click click" of the saddle
  affinityartifacts: HOW COULD YOU
vinopinguino: HahahHHa
 ライシェン:  
GLHFMagic:   
 Gekyouryuu: If this set has a giant beaver, will Bloomburrow have a snake cyclops?
 RocknGrohlNerd: 
  affinityartifacts: DESTROY MY BEAVER
GoodTimeSociety: WHAT HAVE WE RAIDED
 Mr_Horrible: having to take pains to say that
 lochnessseammonster: 
 thanzo: oh my
vinopinguino: Yeeeehaww
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @txc2 Is it more or less romantic than an oroborus riding a beaver
  affinityartifacts: im *crying*
 Pywodwagon: I think thats a USC Major?!?
 DarkMorford: BEN
 jacqui_lantern234: YALL IM COUGHING
KineBuds: classiic
  affinityartifacts: YOU WENT FROM MY FRIEND TO MY BEAVER DESTROYER
 Durdenstein: Could you guys chill? I'm at work.
JFan64: *laughs in Gibler*
 luke1x: I can't wait for the nicknames
 ライシェン: whata good fam jam 
  TXC2: Thefluffiestguineapig  that's up to the viewer
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Ben a monster? (Joking)
 grgriffin3: I'm glad I was here for all this
cameron_in_the_hizous: this is a really good set actually
 Durdenstein: I can only stifle so much laughter.
 ThankYouUro: Damn, you *Crushed* that beaver
   LoadingReadyRun: @GoodTimeSociety no raidsies backsies
 jacqui_lantern234: @affinityartifacts OLIVIA PLZ XD
 grgriffin3: Yes, Ben, you are!
KineBuds: i cant breathe
  affinityartifacts: CRUSHED MY BEAVER
  affinityartifacts: LMAO GRAHAM
 Tom_Bruise: So I picked a strange moment to tune in...
 Mr_Horrible: "Congrats on the sex? I guess?"
  TXC2: GRAHAM PLS!
  affinityartifacts: omfg
  affinityartifacts: hahhahahaa
IaCthulhuFthagn: @TXC2 It's really in the eye of the behol...snake.
 jacqui_lantern234: GRAHAM
  corianderd: yeehaw
Rogue 7: BENJAMIN
  RayFK: This is the worst because I can't use ANY OF THIS #wotcstaff
  affinityartifacts: i'm so glad i hopped in chat
 jacqui_lantern234: @corianderd hey cori
 TheDevil_Risen: Man those Friction Burns on the Beaver must be HUGE!
 just__fitz: Does this count as Canadian Content
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @thankyouuro Is that more or less savage than just murdering it?
 Mr_Horrible: ah we have fun here
KineBuds: press 1 if that made you snort
 jacqui_lantern234: @affinityartifacts youre always a welcome delight
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey Cori!
argetbrisingr: got here just in time, great stream
 ライシェン: please, my spouse is on a video call next to me 💀 💀 💀
 thanzo: magic cards that sound like innuendos:
  affinityartifacts: we great
DanTheMediocre: oh hey they disembodied Bontu
 grgriffin3: Deep breath, everyone
tricksterjasper: is Olivia streaming?
 ArdCollider: @corianderd yeehaw, matey
  affinityartifacts: i'm not streaming
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 RocknGrohlNerd: time to bust out the old 
 Earthenone: just streaming tears
  affinityartifacts: just trying to help my content friend by being in the draft
KineBuds: so i started blasting
 RocknGrohlNerd: I love this chat you guys
 ライシェン: 
vinopinguino: We have fun here
 ThankYouUro: Ungovernable. Unmarketable.
  RayFK: I have a WEDDING to pay for, I need to still be marketable
  TXC2: down with marketing, up with beaver
 ElektroTal: beat your beaver?
  affinityartifacts: SHIT YOU"RE RIGHT
KineBuds: market the beaver
  affinityartifacts: you can't keep destroying my beaver if i beat you
 lirazel64: Gonna have to bleep the YouTube version.
bartimus_thundercask: My work colleagues are asking me why im laughing so much. I cant explain this to them
KineBuds: instead of that gremlin
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Down with the algorithm, CRUSH THE BEAVER
 Earthenone: RayFK, just set up a ppr if you want marketable lrr content 
  affinityartifacts: YAY GRATS
Didero: https://clips.twitch.tv/GloriousPricklyLeopardPRChase-afGLIIAsE6Lj-loQ
  RayFK: Thanks Magic Dad
 Mr_Horrible: ayyy, congrats!
cameron_in_the_hizous: right now!
  affinityartifacts: 
 grgriffin3: Oh hey, grats!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Congrats!!!!
 BusTed: 
  RayFK: 
KineBuds: replace the gremlin plushie with a beaver plushie
  affinityartifacts: ben you destroyed my beaver i must exact vengeance
 lochnessseammonster: 
  TXC2: like the state of Oregon flag, be all in on the beaver
Araragi298: ben looks hella dead here
 Gaz_L: draw a wrath that's definitely in your deck?
 ライシェン: awh heck! congrats @RayFK !    
 jacqui_lantern234: @RayFK wait seriously?! congrats!!!  may yall have a beautiful, healthy marriage
jarnatan: A prominent polycule in Alara invites their extended family to a celebration in their ancestral volcanic home. Get ready for: In-laws at the Junder function
vinopinguino: If I had a dime...
  Juliamon: Congrats Jordan!!
 ThankYouUro: You destroyed her Beaver, you've got the moral victory
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @txc2 Or the 19th century hat trade in a much less cool way
 luke1x: I am waiting for the dukes of hazard to kick in to tell us that those LRR folks are in a heap o trouble
 Durdenstein: *immoral victory
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @jarnatan that's fantastic!
Vampyre_Lord: the more games olivia plays in, the more her beaver can get destroyed
 TheDevil_Risen: There's not enough Healing Salves to cure that Red Burn spell you cast on my Beaver!
  affinityartifacts: BEN ARE YOU PLUNDERING MY VAULT
  affinityartifacts: AFTER YOU DESTROYED MY BEAVER
KineBuds: the memes created were worth the loss
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Have we found any particularly fun voice lines yet?
 BusTed: 🤔
funguslore: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @affinityartifacts I just did a straight spit take on my anatomy homework, thanks
 Tom_Bruise: plunder your own vault to give your beaver a breather
josh___something: 
Artificer_Evan: "Break"
  affinityartifacts: @Thefluffiestguineapig 
 ライシェン:  
vinopinguino: This set is done. Let's move on to Bloomburrow
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @affinityartifacts Also that was very funny
 luke1x: At this point it seems like a skill issue
KineBuds: @vinopinguino Nodders
 Earthenone: !card settle the wreckage
  LRRbot: Settle the Wreckage [2WW] | Instant | Exile all attacking creatures target player controls. That player may search their library for that many basic land cards, put those cards onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
cameron_in_the_hizous: really good topdeck
 bytecaster: Can't beat snakes baked up by security
 7ukanda: And now he kills the Oppossum...
 EvilBadman: Maybe they f6
  affinityartifacts: LOVE YOU
 Gaz_L: Ben proceeding to cheat step, playing 2 lands
  TXC2: Earthenone  do not speak the name of that evil
jarnatan: So what I'm gathering here is, first of all, magic, but secondly: Green-white strong?
 Rogue_07: Huh.  LRR, thank you for also streaming on Youtube because twitch isn't loading the stream for me.
 Tom_Bruise: what the hell is that, what's happening to that green creature?!
  affinityartifacts: hell yeah Graham
KineBuds: gross
 bytecaster: Those mighty? Felled!
 Travilogue: Graham, that was gross (complimentary)
vinopinguino: What in tarnation indeed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: (Also for someone not in the know, is affinityartifacts someone we know or just Ben?)
cameron_in_the_hizous: nice
  RayFK: That line is so sick
 grgriffin3: Oh, that's spicy
KineBuds: this set is busted lol
 Rogue_07: Holy Cow, Graham!
 googoltudoris: luh mao
 BusTed: nice
 TheDevil_Risen: thats some good tech!
 thanzo: spicy
 pyrehand: @Thefluffiestguineapig She's Olivia Gobert-Hicks
  RayFK: Who needs a Giant Beaver when you have a Holy Co
  Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig friend of the channel and former PPR guest Olivia
 Gaz_L: Olivia Gobert-Hicks is @affinityartifacts
Vampyre_Lord: Holy cow, what good fortune!
 GredGredmansson: dust animus looks fun
KineBuds: dust looks busted too
  affinityartifacts:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @juliamon OH that’s awesome!!! Also so fun to see a new mod 
 bytecaster: FileSystem
  TXC2: not even 4, just 2 mana 
Chartle: your bones look regular sized
 ElektroTal: @Thefluffiestguineapig it's Olivia Gobert-Hicks, friend of the show, member of the commander rules committee, and honestly one of the best people
jaimeblacken: it's not even 4 mana!
jarnatan: The real affinity artifacts were the atogs we flung along the way
 GredGredmansson: Farshall Sutcliffe
CygnusInfinity: Dust Animus is great at every point in the game!
cameron_in_the_hizous: same
Jason Fanelli: Holy Fortune!
Dark Esch: Holy Cow!
Jason Fanelli: looks like the saloon cleared out, leaving only the piano player
Matthew Bennett: is saddle like enlist?
Jason Fanelli: Crew for creatures
Tommadness: please sir.. my bones... they are so tiny
KickAssKanuck: missed opportunity for a giant rooster this set.
  Juliamon: 
 ライシェン: Jumpluff??
KineBuds: great ...
josh___something: inb4 hof
josh___something: *hoof
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the new pet a nightmare in the literal sense? or just a skeleton horse on fire?
 RocknGrohlNerd: help, my bones, so tired
funguslore: To call destroying the opponents board 'neat' is definitely an understatement
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @rayfk taking an extra moment to offer a hearty mazel tov!  ❤️
 TheDevil_Risen: @affinityartifacts   
MegaTrain: So are those emotes graphical (and so count against our 10-emote limit)? Or are they fancy text ones?
josh___something: Paul, let us see the tiny bones D:
  affinityartifacts: oh chat that game moisturized my skin and improved my credit score
argetbrisingr: why did they plot it lol
jaimeblacken: let us see the tiny bone
funguslore: @affinityartifacts
funguslore: 
 bytecaster: @argetbrisingr Because it's fun!
 Earthenone: i imageine moisture is often involved in beaver destruction
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: @affinityartifacts did it also rest your beef? lol
  TXC2: affinityartifacts  is it possible to learn this power? 
Gavin Li: EXCUSE ME
Jason Fanelli: so creatures with saddle gain extra abilities when saddled, but are still creatures
 boyesie: !card fierce retribution
  LRRbot: Fierce Retribution [1W] | Instant | Cleave {5}{W} / Destroy target [attacking] creature.
 RocknGrohlNerd: @affinityartifacts 
  Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig It doesn't really seem to move like a horse, so assuming actual nightmare
 Rogue_07: @TXC2 not from a green mage...
 thanzo: uhoh
  TXC2: Rogue_07  darn
 grgriffin3: Graham "all gas no brakes" Stark
 GredGredmansson: i've been burned too many times by missing my other color
cameron_in_the_hizous: oh my god hes dead!
KineBuds: here for the beaver destruction
cameron_in_the_hizous: ph no hes fine
  affinityartifacts:  
 Mangledpixel: boop
jarnatan: Tinybones, wasn't that one of the villains on pooper heroes?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Giant beaver needs to be a new possible avatar
 bytecaster: @KineBuds But I also don't mind looking at some tiny bones
  Juliamon: moves like some kinda weird dog
 Rogue_07: You always do, Ben. 
  TXC2: hello Mangledpixel  welcome
 Mangledpixel: hey fam, how's the jam?
Sagemastar: yes while similar to vehicles they are always creatures and that doesnt change by using its saddle ability
KineBuds: oh and we named the horse - Eggroll
 EvilBadman: Spicy, pix
petey_vonwho: I love that our pets get new animations all because of a bug
  affinityartifacts: "i've presented lethal pls respond"
 Mr_Horrible: "I showed you my lethal, please respond"
 Mangledpixel: excellent
 TheDevil_Risen: GG no RE
  TXC2: Mangledpixel  Graham beat Kenji, then lost to him twice
 Mangledpixel: 
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Mangledpixel in internet terms pretty POG, in human terms very fun !
 Mr_Horrible: Airrrrr SLASHER
YeomanAres: Thought soos was here
 bytecaster: Why is plotting fiery though?
 GredGredmansson: I know we don't have Challenges set up, but one of them HAS to be killing Sheriff of Safe Passage with Shoot the Sheriff
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also are the points just for fun or something else? (This is my first time actually tuning in for a FamJam)
 GredGredmansson: "anything they control"
 anhakha: Or a spell on the stack.
kynelwynn: Greed punish
 GredGredmansson: they control spells and abilities on the stack
  TXC2: with a spell OR an ability
  Juliamon: Just for fun
 Rogue_07: So counterspells are crimes confirmed
 Rogue_07: We've been saying that for years
KineBuds: yes @Rogue_07
cameron_in_the_hizous: its "anything they control" which includes things on the stack
 accountmadeforants: Yes, targeting spells counts because it's targeting anything they control
Didero: !card stingerback terror
  LRRbot: Stingerback Terror [2RR] | Creature — Scorpion Dragon [7/7] | Flying, trample / Stingerback Terror gets −1/−1 for each card in your hand. / Plot {2}{R}
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Rogue_07 As a white blue player occasionally I can confirm I'm treated like a criminal
 itsr67: generally opponent interaction = crime
 RocknGrohlNerd: 
  RayFK: Nah
 Rogue_07: They gave Nelso the old razzle dazzle
 grgriffin3: Officially punished
 AugmentingPath: Nelson pointing out that stifling a fetch is a crime definitely helped me understand the mechanic
  RayFK: I ain't Arena staff #wotcstaff
Sagemastar: note on crimes, yes counter spells are indeed a crime
Jason Fanelli: Gluntch, the Bestower (Of Crimes Now)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Rogue_07 Cue Chicago reference
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nelly you started singing that as soon as I sent that message 
jarnatan: I think arena staff are called gladiators
cameron_in_the_hizous: sometimes you just dont have it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "Knowing then what I know now"
tre40469: Good to see you guys live for the first time . I have been a fan for a while. I enjoy the pre prerelease yall do.
 bytecaster: Right on time
 Rogue_07: "Define 'interesting'." "Oh god, oh god, we're going to die?"
KineBuds: HOLD UP let em cook
  TXC2: hello tre40469  welcome
Sagemastar: my favorite older card for crimes is Havengul Lich, its pay one ability, even if you never cast the creature you target, doing so is still a crime
  Juliamon: tre40469 Welcome! Glad you could catch a stream
  affinityartifacts: Okay i've gotta scoot love y'all thanks for the great game and have a great day
funguslore: Dont play the terror 
 Rogue_07: Have a good one, Olivia!
  TXC2: so long affinityartifacts  stay safe
 GredGredmansson: casting spells during upkeep
KineBuds: bye AA
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KineBuds *cue the chant HOLD UP wait a minute HOLD UP wait a minute etc*
cameron_in_the_hizous: @affinityartifacts wave
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @affinityartifacts you're too hilarious. Be well.
KineBuds: @Thefluffiestguineapig ratJAM
 AugmentingPath: Harvester, MO
 bytecaster: Wooow, rude
cameron_in_the_hizous: plots pretty sweet
 Rogue_07: *Starts singing Bob Marley*
 grgriffin3: This is such a fun format already
tre40469: Will yall be doing a pre prelease for this set as well?
funguslore: 
KineBuds: and your truck broke down
 ardor_edi: Stole my cattle
 Thefluffiestguineapig: My pickup broke down! My ex took my truck and my dog!
  Juliamon: tre40469 They did a similar event last week!
  TXC2: tre40469  we already did, it's up on YT
thedepthandbreadthofseth: And they told my pappy he was momma
 Rogue_07: It's a country polycule
cameron_in_the_hizous: "they broke up with my wife" is a pretty good shirt idea
TotallyNotaBeholder: My Self driving truck left with my wife
  Juliamon: (not technically a PPR, but same function)
warlikelaser: These goofs are so wonderful
 Gaz_L: @tre40469 already kind of did, there was a 'pre-launch showcase' last week (not a PPR because not officially sponsored)
 just__fitz: Its Bountiful BC
ReaperActual: BENJAMIN HIERONYMOUS ULMER
MegaTrain: hmm, plot lots, board wipe, build the board?seems good
tre40469: @TXC2 Sweet look forward to watching it.
 TheDevil_Risen: CoachNelly getting all the HoF
 googoltudoris: patter is a trainable skill!
 grgriffin3: Nelly running the Expert queue today
 Earthenone: like orange/
 Mangledpixel: I am reminded of Weird Al's 'shortest Blues Song', which goes: "[Blues Riff] I didn't wake up this mornin'!"
jarnatan: It's almost like this event only has streamers in it
kynelwynn: orange
  TXC2: I remember seeing Ben Improve a song at DB9, blew my mind
 anhakha: Orange doorhinge
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Silver.  Purple.
 saucemaster5000: @TXC2 improve?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or have Ian confuse s'mores with samosas
 ライシェン: having to keep the straightest face during this is so difficile 
 Jmonkey49: Slant rhymes
  TXC2: saucemaster5000  improv I mean 
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 JRandomHacker: Wait, this isn't the Gladiator queue!
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 Earthenone: 
 GredGredmansson: oh hidee didee didee didee didee didee die
 grgriffin3: 
 Gaz_L: the Wayne Brady episode of Make Some Noise was great
 ライシェン: 
jarnatan: Nezumi Linkbreaker is every SEO specialist's nightmare
 thanzo: 
 Ukon_Cairns: 
 grgriffin3: Smoked 
cameron_in_the_hizous: I Believe in you
KineBuds: ham drafting 30 years
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @gredgredmansson well done.  Its in MY head noe.
 EvilBadman: @Gaz_L True, Sam landing him is amazing
DanTheMediocre: just play your beaver and take it
Dark Esch: thats a pretty criminal hand right there
Mr Morrison: OTJ!
 raulghoulia: @Gaz_L So good
 EvilBadman: There's No going Home
 GredGredmansson: 
 tsp397: Surprise flash
 Pywodwagon: Annie Sorceryspeed
Vampyre_Lord: Annie Sorcery Speed
 bytecaster: Reading the name explains the name
 Rogue_07: Reading the Name explains the card, Graham
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I wouldn't say idiot more "don't know the new set yet"
 GredGredmansson: oh hey we prepared for the flood
 anhakha: Annie conda is Creature Serpent.
 just__fitz: Annie "Nominative Determinism" Flash
  TXC2: Annie afterlife
 OldUncleDan: Ian Indestructable.
 Earthenone: annie main (phase)
 kumatsu: Annie Haunt
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Gregory Horsemanship is gonna have a field day in thunder junction!
 AugmentingPath: Sarkhan Vol has the same name  convention in French
 GredGredmansson: CONGRATULATIONS, IT IS A GOLEM
 jarnatan: Got a new job, so subbing is back on the menu
 Wolfstrike_NL: Ankle Biter?, That's Ankle Deathtouch!
 ThankYouUro: I want Annie Annihilator
 ArdCollider: lol jesus cam
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 grgriffin3: Annie Flash: So fast, you'll think she has First Strike!
 anhakha: I love clown extruder. I use it in my Myra the Magnificent deck.
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 TheDevil_Risen: Extrude them Sausages!!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Someone who giggles at Playdoh sets
  Juliamon: Clown Extruder feels EXTREMELY Cameron
 jacqui_lantern234: Clown Extruder is my favourite card name
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josh___something: CONGRATULATIONS: it is a clown
 powerflapjack: FOOT DIVE
 googoltudoris: clown here! get your continuous linear process clown here!
 bytecaster: Honestly, better a clown extruder than a clown intruder
 Pywodwagon: Graham did you read Annie at all
 GredGredmansson: did you read ANY of her text
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @googoltudoris 👍
  TXC2: reading text? in 2024? seems sus
 Tom_Bruise: @Pywodwagon Graham just saw a 4/5 for 6 and thought "What a steal!"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 powerflapjack: @Tom_Bruise hey, it's Graham, not Adam
 grgriffin3: A wise man once said: Reading the card, explains the card!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The "Yes it's an Annie Oakley reference but please read on"
RevolverRossalot: Annie the Stack Is Empty On Your Turn During Your Main Phase?
Bruceski: Changes her name to Annie Becomestappedexiletwocardsandyoucanplaythem
  TXC2: (sniffs hard) "you got...you got any more of them value?"
 Obos_TAB: Did they add a huge FX for reach? thats incredible
 jarnatan: Turns out there's been a terrible typo going around in Magic for years. They actually meant to say "Annie target"
 googoltudoris: graham working that lead down
 GredGredmansson: SCIENCE
 thanzo: Annie "only during your turn, before attackers are declared"
Night_xD: its high noon somewhere in the world
KineBuds: they didnt have mercer come in and do voice over for high noon ?? robbed
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 Stellapacifica: Finally catching live ^^
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  TXC2: Obos_TAB  yeap, reach no longer secret
 kumatsu: probably something necromnatic
bluee: what in tarnation
 Earthenone: lizard luddite
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nelly just casually not announcing his wins
 Gaz_L: anti-wizard lizard
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @night_xd if you are just describing a solar apex, that is a truism!
 zelukester: no topdeck desert one time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Lizard barbarian? Or Lizard chaos mage?
 PixelArtDragon: The lizard de-wizard
 bytecaster: Consider not drawing lands!
 Obos_TAB: hahaha
funguslore: KEKW
  TXC2: WHAT?!
 grgriffin3: WHAT
 thanzo: 
 Rogue_07: oof
KineBuds: what the heck
 just__fitz: Ghost Riders in the Sky
 bytecaster: A little cruel, really
 Ukon_Cairns: but now they cant double spell for value
 flatluigi: to be fair cruel ultimatum is like five spells
 jarnatan: @bytecaster [John Avon hated this]
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
 Gaz_L: oh, lol, just saw the themed emotes
  TXC2: it's one spell, how bad could it possibly be?
 thanzo: target locomotive
 Rogue_07: omae wa mo...
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Stop, stop... Im already dead.
 ThankYouUro: The Grease is back in town
 ZephyrousOne: Does this expansion tie in with the Deadlands CCG?
 Pywodwagon: you don't die until the game checks state based actions when the spell is done resolving!
 AugmentingPath: Worldsoul's Rage and Play with Fire all also great for that
 TheDevil_Risen: so glad i woke up for this 
KineBuds: boom box is basically CoW
 Travilogue: Ah, I was wondering if there was a way to interact with plotted cards
 accountmadeforants: Omg we finally get new text emotes and one of them is   ?? This is amazing. (Wasn't the last time they tried adding new text emotes with Zendikar?)
 powerflapjack: wait, outlaw's merriment?! hell yeah i love that doofus card
 Mr_Horrible: built different [derogatory]
Dark Esch: well
Benjamin Okun: oh hey what time did this start?
Sagemastar: just shy of an hour and a half ago
Benjamin Okun: ahh ty
Sagemastar: np
 GredGredmansson: Ertha Jo HUH
 bytecaster: Why did Nelly put so many green cards in his Boros deck? /j
 patbaer: Happy FamJam
 grgriffin3: Eerily specific name
 satyropodobny: she brings her own intern
KineBuds: thats a great band name
petey_vonwho: The fact that Outlaw's Merriment only makes one outlaw feels like a flavor fail.
rainreign7: love me some famjam!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: To be fair, aren't all of Sam Black's cards black cards?
 thanzo: doc//lock
 Earthenone: can mercenary tokens target themselves?
 bytecaster: Maybe they own a lot of vials?
Sagemastar: (if you hover over the progress bar at the very start it shows you how "far back" you would go by seeking to the start of the stream)
 Gaz_L: i know it's not the best removal but i'll never tire of the clarity and simplicity of 'Murder'. A card where reading the name, does in fact, explain the card
 jarnatan: The fact that mercenaries count as outlaws puts the legality of recent Nsburg Girl Scouts actions in question
 GredGredmansson: you can always just block it
 powerflapjack: @petey_vonwho counterpoint, i feel like a criminal with it in my party deck
Didero: @jarnatan Wizards Of The Coast doesn't have jurisdiction in Nsburg
 Earthenone: even the account thinks you are james
 Gaz_L: are there cards which care about having one of each kind of outlaw? like with Party? If not, I propose 'Posse' as a similar mechanic
cameron_in_the_hizous: damn... how many lands are yo-
  TXC2: jarnatan  they're a uniformed organization recognized by the UN 
 GredGredmansson: @Gaz_L no
 jarnatan: @Didero Once Oceana rises, they will!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Didero They have to go to the court at the Corn Maze
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 anhakha: Scapeshift is in this set?!?
 anhakha: I need that!
 Rogue_07: Outlaws merriment only makes outlaws 1/3 of the time
 tsp397: Scapeshift is a special guest
malacorath: is Doc Aurlok a Back to the Future reference?
Sagemastar: yup graham, thats looking like a boros deck
 anhakha: But if it's reprinted... it's... cheaper... 
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 anhakha: My landfall deck approves.
 GredGredmansson: 3, and full mana
 thraximore: play to your outs
Kyle Briggs: love ya'll from Texas!!!
 GredGredmansson: 2/2 and 1/1 on the 2/3
KineBuds: cant let one thru
 kilnfiendpotter: ::tips hat:: Howdy, y'all!
 anhakha: Kelly's mic is getting choppy.
 anhakha: *nelly
  TXC2: ok good that was just on my end
funguslore: Clap
  TXC2: *wan't
 ライシェン: 
 thanzo: Clap
 TheDevil_Risen: POINT FOR BEN BEN!
Sagemastar: anyone else get a bit of glitch from nelsons mic?
Tommadness: yeah Nelly's mic got a little scrumbly
external_gills: Claps
KineBuds: nice
  corianderd: @kilnfiendpotter howdy howdy howdy
KevinCon0422: gn
  TXC2: hello kilnfiendpotter  welcome
 WormBoyJames: hey ben you finally drew a non-land
 anhakha: Seems to be fine now...?
KineBuds: ggs
Tommadness: seems better now
cameron_in_the_hizous: yeah seems to have fixed itself
  TXC2: anhakha  yeah seemed to be just that moment
crazycade123: how’s this set? I’ve seen nothing on it yet.
 kilnfiendpotter: Good good! Just figuring out how to do some art based on references
funguslore: 
 thanzo: damn
Carson Chavez: yeah
Russell Lee-Goldman: Yep
jaimeblacken: oh no
 IbunWest: Such fox wow 
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  
 kilnfiendpotter: I accidentally ordered a real sword to do references, which is what I get for ordering it at 1am
 Earthenone: your possie got blown out
 theymerLoviatar: She Contagion Engine on my posse til I concede
 thanzo: posse can't survive the plague
apitol: she contagion engine on my posse tilI proliferate
  corianderd: @kilnfiendpotter amazing
apitol: darn, wasn’t quick enough on the draw
Sagemastar: well from what i know they dont have a way to read both youtube and twitch chat at the moment since its relatively new so hopefully twitch chat said something and paul shadow fixed it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "You put contagion engine on my posse! You put posse on my contagion engine!"
RustyVenture: is the giant bow on the reach creature to stop secret reach?
 Earthenone: @RustyVenture yup!
external_gills: If you flood, does this count as an episode of can't draw horses club?
 jarnatan: I think contagion engine is ferromagnetic, which makes it a posse magnet
 kilnfiendpotter: As someone raised in Texas, I appreciate the "tarnation"!
cameron_in_the_hizous: how else is on the famjam today?
 GredGredmansson: Rakdos is probably the best of the Joins Up cards
cameron_in_the_hizous: who*
RevolverRossalot: Now it's Overt Reach, and you can feel even worse for missing it!
funguslore: 
 anhakha: @external_gills xD
 theymerLoviatar: @jarnatan 
 thraximore: @jarnatan 
 GredGredmansson: Deadeye Duelist is repeatable crime
  TXC2: cameron_in_the_hizous  I think it's Wheeler, Cori and Cameron later
artacuno53: so ive never really tuned in for a full famjam, theoretically theres points being tracked and teams or something, but its mostly just an excuse to draft all day and thats the real content, right?
 TheDevil_Risen: Iron Fist seems good
 Mangledpixel: but that all changed when the Tarnation attacked
 TheDevil_Risen: with a low curve
  Juliamon: artacuno53 You got it
  TXC2: artacuno53  yes
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Andy Stocker: I think Aurlock is a reference to real life cowboy Doc Scurlock
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 TinkerTezz: Any word on a Thunder Junction nicknames episode?
 googoltudoris: is there a removal named "Go on! Git!" ?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Any word on mkm nicknames???
 TheDevil_Risen: oh noe
  TXC2: Mangledpixel  that's feels like a  line from the le Bera tar pits tour 
 kilnfiendpotter: Are there any cards that refer to "little doggies"?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is there a card that references Annie Oakley shooting a cigar out of the mouth of Kaiser Wilhelm?
 Mangledpixel: @TXC2 ha
 GredGredmansson: No
funguslore: No
 GredGredmansson: Settle doesn't target
 Tom_Bruise: the settle trauma never... settles
 GredGredmansson: oh wait yes it does
 GredGredmansson: well its still not on the bonus sheet
  TXC2: Settle the wreckage is such a mistake of a card
 kilnfiendpotter: Sorry, haven't seen the full set list. Are there any cards that "cut them off at the pass"?
malacorath: oh that makes more sense
 kilnfiendpotter: If not I will be so sa
 kilnfiendpotter: **sad
 Earthenone: !card harvester of mis
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 jarnatan: You always play around Settle the Wreckage and Willbender regardless of whether they're in the set, that's common knowledge
 anhakha: Just play it after combat.
 kilnfiendpotter: That rattlewurm sounds very...satisfied.
 GredGredmansson: its not LITERALLY Massacre Wurm Nelly
 Earthenone: you get them to 5 with a 5 power menace, sounds good
PoorMansPoison: Is it not fine after combat?
CygnusInfinity: I'd happily trade my board for their big bombs
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PoorMansPoison: Oh yeah yeah I see now
  TXC2: the law makes a merc eh?
  TXC2: that's not sus at all 
DarthCakeN7: First day playing these cards *and* trying to entertain an audience. And you want to think? For shame /s
KorrenTheNinth: this is a welcome diversion from being home sick, great idea to do the fam jam this way!
 Earthenone: yes because ACAB
 kilnfiendpotter: Aw look at the little scorpion friend!
 circusofkirkus: it's the criminal's son who is out for revenge
DanTheMediocre: it finds a crime where none existed, sounds like a lawmaker to me
  TXC2: Pinkatons get everywhere
Vampyre_Lord: remember: mercenaries can be good too! theyre just guns for hire, good people CAN hire them! its the foundation of D&D
 GredGredmansson: James is with us in spirit
 kilnfiendpotter: It's so weird hearing people say "lass-oooh"
 LoadingReadyRun: I can see youtube chat, but the players can't
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KorrenTheNinth As someone also home sick I feel you, I keep needing to get up to run the washcloth I have on my nose to release the ear pressure under hot water since I don't have a microwave
artacuno53: wooooooo
 circusofkirkus: oh
 GredGredmansson: CHOO CHOO
 LurkerSpine: shame to lose to a "your go"-er
 TheDevil_Risen: noot noot
 Earthenone: ben is playing on the james account, this flooding should have been expected
 grgriffin3: Honk honk
DanTheMediocre: You just throw out a lasso and whoever it hits was clearly an outlaw
  TXC2: kilnfiendpotter  instead of lah-sue ?
 wittida: Hey longtime VOD enjoyer from Germany here. Sadly I get to catch very few streams but I just got tickets for Magiccon Amsterdam and looking foward to the Chaos Event from you. Love from Berlin! 
 jacqui_lantern234: DEMAND TO USE EXTRUDER MORE!!! 
 anhakha: Kitten extruder.
artacuno53: extrudes your dude to be extra rude
  TXC2: hello wittida  welcome
 shurtal: what about splorcher? is splorcher an acceptable substitute?
 PixelArtDragon: The weirdest thing about crimes? Azorius's arrest mechanic from RTR... is a crime.
Tiny Turtle: Oh hi the embodiment of LoadingReadyRun I didn't think you were real
Sagemastar: oh, well i was right, paul did shadow fix it 😆
Gwandan: Oops all extruders
DanTheMediocre: How about an Intruder Extruder that makes rogues?
 googoltudoris: but clown extruder isn't an extruder! it makes clown in a batch process, not a continuous process!
 raulghoulia: It's a "No ExtruderS Club" we can have one
 7ukanda: @wittida We're there, too. And from Berlin as well. xD
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  TXC2: PixelArtDragon  says something that apiling the law is a crime itself 
 anhakha: Picture this: Phyrexian Extruder. Activated ability, sac a creature, make food.
 zelukester: I'm building a sealed deck now, will let y'all know when I'm able to queue
funguslore: Fine
 anhakha: It's just a meat grinder.
RevolverRossalot: Intruders: good, evocative. Extruders: weird, unsettling.
 Gaz_L: what's the plan for today? this crew all day? Tagging out at some point?
  TXC2: 'cause when you think about it, to arrest you, cops have to touch you, and that is battery 
 Tom_Bruise: Larceny, also not a crime
 theymerLoviatar: Phelddagrif is a hardened criminal
 OldUncleDan: All Azorius Are Bastards?
  Juliamon: Gaz_L Tagging out later
Vampyre_Lord: communism is NOT a crime
 thanzo: can't be a crime if everyone is dead
 GredGredmansson: Fun Fact: Silver Deputy is a Mercenary; so it cannot be targeted by Shoot the Sheriff.
DanTheMediocre: Balanced effects are not crimes, this has been known since Balance
ThePixelSavage: as long as it is symmetrical its fine
 kilnfiendpotter: Jaaaace!
SmashTCG: hey a jace
alchemistsavant: Unless your name is Lavinia, then you can get around detaining being a crime
Spades_Slicc: @GredGredmansson Of course not, it's the deputy not the sherrif
 theymerLoviatar: @GredGredmansson so the lyric should instead be "but I could not shoot the deputy"?
KorrenTheNinth: It's ok you have a deputy...you can splash more...give in to value
KensanOni: Massacre Girl is a natural disaster, really.
Sagemastar: if everyone is dead no one is left to say whether it was wrong or not
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: if you kill enough people, it's politics, not crime /s
artacuno53: realizing ive been saying Kambal like the soup
chiefmomo69: luckily Blatant Thievery IS a crime
 GredGredmansson: ooh the last desert
 PixelArtDragon: Pacifism is a crime. What is this, Helldivers 2?
funguslore: That sphinx is dumb
 varmintx0: EXCUSE ME!!!???
 anhakha: You have squirrel, beast and rat... any of those COULD be a varmint.
Chartle: varmint is a small beast
alchemistsavant: I think we can have a dumb creature type every once in a while, as a treat
 LiamK712: someone to your right has a great blue deck
 theymerLoviatar: "I don't have a Beaver yet" -Nelson, 2024
DanTheMediocre: Hot take Varmint should be Gremlin creature type
  TXC2: we have Rat AND mouse AND Varmint ?
DarthCakeN7: I agree with you Paul!
 TheManaLeek: They used to do several hundred people, this time it's maybe a few dozen
Vampyre_Lord: thats just anna tho
 EvilBadman: smaller group + sealed AND DRaft queues seems...silly?
 TheDevil_Risen: Yee Haw
 GredGredmansson: go for it
ThePixelSavage: also the queueing algorithm seems to have major problems on Arena ... the gladiator event they started yesterday also does not work
 Rogue_07: The Matt Mercer invitational card
 just__fitz: Seems good against Izzet two spell
 TheDevil_Risen: its High Noon! #Overwatch
  TXC2: "it's high moon!"
 grgriffin3: Those FREAKS
 Earthenone: i imahine constructed is more fun when you have all the cards
 GredGredmansson: "People like constructed.  I don't know what's wrong with them."
 kilnfiendpotter: @TheManaLeek Woah! So small!
   LoadingReadyRun:  I wonder if there is any way to tell how many people are in the whole event
RevolverRossalot: Can't imagine being prostrusted. Very constructed myself.
 JRandomHacker: There's a pretty cool Constructed format that has an event right now
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: fun fact: mercer plays as other characters and says his line over the mic just to f with people
  TXC2: LoadingReadyRun  I presume that's info only WotC has
 kilnfiendpotter: OMG that possum. That. Possum. Look at my SON.
 just__fitz: Big Green Possum
 YawnLance: "Hey, you! Ride my possum."
 kilnfiendpotter: I have been asking for that possum for YEARS
 TheDevil_Risen: things you only hear when playing 2024 MTG 
  TXC2: kilnfiendpotter  thay have a hat!
 kilnfiendpotter: "Shut up loser, and get on the possum!"
RevolverRossalot: @jrandomhacker Is be glad to hear you share more!
 thraximore: for a second I thought you were saying Wheeler was here
 kilnfiendpotter: @TXC2 I love love love that
 thraximore: and now I understand his MTGO username
 GredGredmansson: correct
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Gavin Li: Oh yeah, Matt Mercer trolling is great
Genie_M: And Coyote
 grgriffin3: Added possum and varmint, and killed off viashino
 varmintx0: So much slander.
 kilnfiendpotter: Given the lore, not surprised we killed off viashinos.
 TheDevil_Risen: Glad the team picked up on that  Thanks @Liliana_of_the_Valleys for that one was hoping someone would pick up on it
  TXC2: what are viashino now ?
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Xonlic: Want ya'll to know that Max Clerence from Crapshots is now an official character in a Shadowrun Campaign. He's an anti-technomancer.
 zelukester: omw
 GredGredmansson: Lizards
  Juliamon: I assume viashino are just lizards now
petey_vonwho: Subscribe to my OnlyBens
 grgriffin3: @TXC2 Lizards iirc
  Juliamon: poor viashino
 GredGredmansson: They are still Viashino Lorewise, just not Mechanically
 zelukester: I gotchu dudes
Jeff Wiles: Prior to OTJ, I think the only possum in MtG was in the art of Bind
 zelukester: literally my job today XD
  TXC2: GredGredmansson  grgriffin3  ok thanks
Xonlic: You wanted to!
 ライシェン: 
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: @TheDevil_Risen thanks, his user name was also a pun...mercernary
cameron_in_the_hizous: No! Piss! till Draft Time!
 DrLigmaPhD: Piss AND draft
 tsp397: New button?
 RealGamerCow: New button saying! "No piss, only draft"
 EvilBadman: New button (not really)
 GredGredmansson: bloomburrow is almost certainly going to have Lizards as one of the typal synergies
EthirealPlayer: New button?
 Gaz_L: No Piss Only Draft feels like a Friday Nights joke
 zelukester: humantoken is me lol, 2344 baybeeee
 TinkerTezz: How to add "No pics. Only draft" by Graham and ben
 TinkerTezz: Piss*
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Juliamon oh no my viashino sandstalker my poor 4/2 
Gavin Li: Hide the scars to fade away the shake up!
Xonlic: Fthblfhtp
 GredGredmansson: @RocknGrohlNerd now you can run it in a lizard deck
  Juliamon: 
 GredGredmansson: Taii Wakeen can burn face
 TheDevil_Risen: Fblthp!
 zelukester: dangit i'm passing to Ben, ttfn y'all
 GredGredmansson: Or you can ping face for 800
 Mr_Horrible: the activated lets you modulate your damage well
 TheDevil_Risen: Loaded packs Graham 
 circusofkirkus: Reanimate????
funguslore: Yessss Graham do it 
Monkidota: turning deserts into fireballs is xool
TriforceDrummer: Reanimate can be a crime
Veste: the first fast food magic card
Monkidota: cool too
cameron_in_the_hizous: lets double down
Gavin Li: Fblthp is just an extra card in your hand
Dark Esch: oh a double rare pack
RevolverRossalot: Don't back down. Double down.
funguslore: Grixis has the most
 PixelArtDragon: Let's quadruple down
 RocknGrohlNerd: @GredGredmansson true .... but never:D  back in my day etc etc...
Veste: someone order kfc
dingbatbungalow: kfc double down
  TXC2: I ordered the double double, but they gave me the double double double double
RevolverRossalot: Speaking of piss, the memonic WARM P covers the outlaw types.
KineBuds: 60 out of 106 i think
 theymerLoviatar: @RevolverRossalot jesus
Xonlic: A friend!
 EvilBadman: just remember to MWARP
 Earthenone: i crime every time
KineBuds: @EvilBadman warmP was the vote
 Rogue_07: Crime me a river
DanTheMediocre: 1-800-CRIMENOW
Xonlic: Son, have you crimed today?
Gavin Li: Double down seems good. A do nothing enchantment at first, but then loads of value. Like Vesuvan duplimancy like in DMU
Eric Tappan: "surgical extraction" AKA "moving to alberta"
 a_shortfall_of_gravitas: crime me a river
 GredGredmansson: mostly #greatatcrime
 kilnfiendpotter: You know, this is exactly the kind of plane I'd find Davriel Cane holed up in. Probably sitting in the back of a saloon, cutting deals.
  TXC2: RevolverRossalot  thank you, thank you for that cursed info 
 Gaz_L: WOTC missed a trick by not using crime as a verb, could've saved space on cards
 accountmadeforants: Lie Down, Try Not To Crime, Crime A Lot
 tsp397: No thank you
IaCthulhuFthagn: Ropemaster seems pretty strong in limited.
RevolverRossalot: (hat tip to Lord Tupperware for reluctantly sharing that shorthand)
 EvilBadman: @KineBuds Ok. I'm sorry I missed the meeting
 GredGredmansson: its like if Ankylosaurs survived to present day
 Gaz_L: "when you crime" is a perfectly cromulent templating 
 kilnfiendpotter: Wait why is there a crab in the desert?
KineBuds: @EvilBadman lords of limited came up with it 2 days ago, im just being silly
 PixelArtDragon: Does a crime minister rule Thunder Junction?
  Juliamon: 
Gavin Li: The mnemonic for remembering outlaws I heard about was WARM P. (Warlocks, Assassins, Rogues, Mercenaries. Pirates)
yatagarasu1177: if only you could see what chord took over that double down haha
 Lordofironstorm: The art looks like it's crab raving
 GredGredmansson: 
Xonlic: Imagine if they added crabs randomly
 MrQBear: @kilnfiendpotter Why is there a big shark man? or a moose?
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  TXC2: 
 DarkMorford: WE PEENCH
 kilnfiendpotter: @MrQBear Fair, the crab also immigrated here
  TXC2: surely Crabs are the law ?
 LithelyUnshod: @kilnfiendpotter I dunno, but I bet it's suffocating
 Mr_Horrible: it's more that the law abides by crabs
 anbuagent12: Lotus Ring?
 accountmadeforants: Srifting Ghift
dingbatbungalow: Do you have to spree in order?
KineBuds: shark is greatt
  Khalahd: Ah, a grifting spree
  Juliamon: random omenpath under the sea
Xonlic: I love Loan Shark
 accountmadeforants: Oh wow, that is excellent
funguslore: Why is there a shark in a desert set 
KineBuds: love the art too
  TXC2: such an overbite
 MarkovDescendant: What plane is that shark from?
 TheDevil_Risen: yeah that shark is awesome
 BrowneePoints: peak Wayne Reynolds art
 kilnfiendpotter: It's a Thresher Shark!
Tommadness: @dingbatbungalow yes, actions on a card are always done top to bottom
 RatherLargeToad: Candy gram!
 TheDevil_Risen: KarnStructs!
 thanzo: Loan Shark is great, I hope for a water world plane
 BrowneePoints: he LOVES his angles
 WiJohn: Simic
KineBuds: SS is standard 1000 moon sun deck
 anbuagent12: we love a Karnstruct, just not here.
DanTheMediocre: this with cryptic coat is just silly
  TXC2: TheDevil_Risen  Jawesome, you might say 
 Lordofironstorm: You can always tell it's Wayne Reynolds because it looks like 4th Edition D&D
dingbatbungalow: @Tommadness i guess i mean, do you have to choose the top one to do the second one?
artacuno53: LIVE BEES
 GredGredmansson: what
RevolverRossalot: This set is how I learned that shark the animal is named after shark the grifter!
Xonlic: My head was full OF BEES
 BrowneePoints: if you look at Wayne Reynolds Pathfinder pieces, LOTS of triangles
SolarBlitz1: Turns out, Insight is honey flavoured
Chartle: his head is (was) full of insight
 kilnfiendpotter: Wait nic cage is in this set
 Earthenone: syphon draws 2 cards, thats basicly 2 outlaws
 PixelArtDragon: Siphon insight is a crime!
 GredGredmansson: What's this, a man's cranium woefully underpopulated by bees?
Tommadness: @dingbatbungalow Ah, no. you can choose 1 and 3, or just 2, or any combination
 BrowneePoints: egg!
 TheDevil_Risen: @TXC2 Better than Chrome Host Seedshark
dingbatbungalow: @Tommadness much thanks!
Carson Chavez: That token is SO SICK
BoxedLogic: His head is full of insight, that you are taking away
 TheDevil_Risen: @TXC2 But not quite as good as the art on the Ixalan SPG shark.. Cresting whatistsname
 anhakha: Warlock... she's an outlaw.
 GredGredmansson: So you can take control of a creature that's tapped down?
 thanzo: wasps nesting in a skull is not a pleasant mental image
 Earthenone: eriete is an outlaw (not tha tthat super matters)
 asthanius: bageler
 northos: is a bagel a crime? 
 TheDevil_Risen: @TXC2 though, completely different style
 BrowneePoints: give them auras, take their things
Xonlic: "Alright, Bugler, get buglering!"
Xonlic: Reminders: Drakes are not a crime
 WiJohn: I kind of want to make an Eriette deck with everything in those colors that can enchant a land
KineBuds: everything in this set is good what the heck man
 TheDevil_Risen: Turtle Rogue!
Clicklesly: Remember when Wind Drake was a card?
 TinkerTezz: Is desert zoo a thing maybe?
 TheDevil_Risen: Ninja POWER!
  TXC2: Murder bad, assassination good
Xonlic: "We're down with the murder"
Artificer_Evan: @northos Have you ever tried making your own ? it is a pain
beam1249: as long as you assassinate everyone equally
 RocknGrohlNerd: the Bugler?, any the Bugle podcast enjoyers int the chat?
IaCthulhuFthagn: Second Essence Capture.
 Mr_Horrible: me, being assassinated on Thunder Junction: "I love this, actually"
 EvilBadman: Why I was just saying to my brother the other day how big on Assassinations we are
fubargames: Are there any cards that *punish* your opponent for doing crime?
Xonlic: Yeah
 Earthenone: i assume we want to capture essence
KineBuds: @Mr_Horrible same 
 TheDevil_Risen: essence capture is pretty sick too
 GredGredmansson: @fubargames cactus spider draws a card when someone crimes against it
DanTheMediocre: I like raven here
IaCthulhuFthagn: In limited, Essence Capture is sick.
DanTheMediocre: but you do you
Xonlic: Why not Esence Capture?
 Travilogue: e x t r u d e r
 thanzo: my scruples, disappeared
Xonlic: They do
 JRandomHacker: Oh yeah we figured that out
 GredGredmansson: "oko why are we all standing here"
 asthanius: Vraska is staring at the camera
Xonlic: Tiny Bones is tiny
 circusofkirkus: they're playing make-believe
 JRandomHacker: Ilse Gort is a furry artist and doesn't usually draw people
 JRandomHacker: I am not kidding
 BrowneePoints: The person who did the art for that card as well known for doing furry art it’s a perspective thing
KineBuds: hello we have been trying to reach you about your car warranty
 just__fitz: Age wise, they are children except for rakdos
ahyesindeedsir: the artist normally doesn’t draw humans *ahem*
alchemistsavant: I think Rakdos just makes it really weird
 GredGredmansson: oh hi lazav
Xonlic: Omg Lazav!
Xonlic: Take it
 shurtal: why you always crimin'?
 DarkMorford: Hey chat, what does "commit a crime" mean mechanically? I've missed just about everything about this set and there's no reminder text.
 JRandomHacker: I'm waiting on an Ilse Gort artist proof with a sketch in the mail
 asthanius: This is what it sounds like when doves crime
KineBuds: @DarkMorford doing anything in magic
 accountmadeforants: I think it looks funnier that way tbh, look at these lil dumbasses, getting caught.
 flatluigi: is a legion extruder like a clown extruder
 LiamK712: last night I crimed myself to sleep
 TheDevil_Risen: YEAH!
 Gaz_L: @DarkMorford 'target opponent's stuff'
alchemistsavant: @DarkMorford targeting an opponent or their stuff
 GredGredmansson: @DarkMorford targeting your opponent, anything they control, or anything in their graveyard is a crime
 asthanius: Crime Time
KineBuds: no kappa
BoxedLogic: I can't wait to celebrate Oko Day with the crew
 TinkerTezz: Sad lazav isn't some kind of outlaw
 thanzo: lazav having access to omenpaths is definitely alarming
 circusofkirkus: this is Dovin's Acuity
Xonlic: Not Hominid Criminal? 
 Earthenone: targeting anything an opnent controls or the oponent is a "crime"
 circusofkirkus: where Dovin crimes
 RatherLargeToad: Lasav, the Multifarious
 raulghoulia: Lazav's here? weren't they just in the last set?
Mai_Andra: That was one of my favorite episodes... (mainly because I was roughly that age, and I already thought Ro was cute...)
 GredGredmansson: @DarkMorford also arena you have to highlight the card to see reminder text
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: turbo surveil was a fun deck
  TXC2: DarkMorford  when you target an opp or a perminant or spell they control, that's a crime, cards care when you crime
KineBuds: IC is soo good since this format is slower too
ThorSokar: Wow Intimidation Campaign's art is fantastic
 rentar42: @thanzo sounds like we'll always have to expect the lazav-drop from now on
Xonlic: Homnid are best creature type *Nods*
IaCthulhuFthagn: Imagine how detrimental it would be for spying if you despite being a shapechanger were unable to lie about your name.
alchemistsavant: if you think about it, lazav can be in any set and MIGHT be in any set
cameron_in_the_hizous: "I'm a big fan of disinformation campaigns"
 RatherLargeToad: Always Be Crimin
Halinn: Crime! Crime! Crime!
 theymerLoviatar: if you think about it, any card could be Lazav
 DarkMorford: Thanks. That seems like a *very* easy trigger to hit 
RevolverRossalot: I like the Crime Lands because property is theft
 Earthenone: which information campaign?
halinn: Crime! Crime! Crime!
 GredGredmansson: Fake your own death CAN be a crime
Halinn: @Earthenone Dis information campaign
  TXC2: they got rid of Viashino, yet homarid is right there? SMH 
TriforceDrummer: @GredGredmansson This is exactly what I was just thinking 
 thanzo: @rentar42 they could be anyone, anywhere
Xonlic: Omg
 circusofkirkus: It's like a mix of Disinformation Campaign and Dovin's Acuity
 TheDevil_Risen: love the tinybones art on Fake Your Own Death
Bearudite: so I am late to this party, is crime just a new word for interaction with opponent?
 accountmadeforants: Disinformation Campaign and Dovin's Acuity are both extremely cool cards
Halinn: @Bearudite Yeah, it was designed by a commander player
 RatherLargeToad: KFF Double Down
 flatluigi: @Bearudite it's just for this set, batching together a few actions
Xonlic: Yay
josh___something: Dovin is a cutie 
KineBuds: this deck looks fun
 rentar42: @Bearudite crime means targeting your opponent or anything they own
DanTheMediocre: Give that ropemaster a KFC DoubleDown stat!
 just__fitz: Its the commander definition of interaction
 anhakha: Blue players are criminals. Facts.
 RocknGrohlNerd: @Bearudite you are so right
Eric Tappan: disinformation doesn't commit a crime, right? because it doesn't target?
 accountmadeforants: Murdering your own creatures isn't a crime, but Murdering theirs is
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: i remember cutie control too, not as fun as turbo surveil imo
Bearudite: wait assault = not crime
 Rogue_07: There's a joke here about modern magic design
 EvilBadman: Skateboarding, not a crime
 Gaz_L: "You attacked me last turn!" "It's not a CRIME!"
NarishmaReborn: that feels like a late journey to nowhere
  TXC2: it was never interaction, it was interference, interaction is when you block
 PixelArtDragon: Burn players are the most criminal
 GredGredmansson: that's a reprint Ben
 GredGredmansson: its from New Capenna
 Balugo: it's odd to me that Countering a Spell is not a crime (I think?)
 MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: @Bearudite Well, you're not committing the crime, your creatures are?  I guess.
Xonlic: "Wait, what did I take?" -Ben
 GredGredmansson: @Balugo it is
Bearudite: @MyClosePersonalFriendJohn ahhhhhh
noSmokeFire: @Balugo it targets a card they own
 anhakha: Countering a spell is a crime.
Tommadness: @Balugo targeting a spell an opponent controls is a crime
 asthanius: Everyone forgets cards from New Capenna
 Balugo: oh, missed that, thanks!
KineBuds: i just want to make people scoop to boombox activation over and over please
Xonlic: I... just... New Capenna happened and I blinked
Myrniss: I've just started watching Broklyn 99. Was the cools a reference? 
 YeetTheRich_: who is new capenna?
BoxedLogic: Pacifism is a crime
Paul Mountford: choosing isn't a crime?
BoxedLogic: I believe it is not
Ryan P: fake your own death isnt new
 TheDevil_Risen: YES!
IaCthulhuFthagn: It's also 2 mana, which is why it sees no eternal play.
 DarkMorford: Point of clarification: is it anything your opponent owns or anything they control? Because they could potentially control a creature they don't own
KineBuds: Pog
Xonlic: Graham is in!
 Rogue_07: It's a shame, because I do love New Capenna's aesthetics
funguslore: POGSLIDE
 GredGredmansson: that's an outlaw AND a crime
 accountmadeforants: New Cappenna is Triomes, Ledger Shredder, uhhhhhh
 asthanius: @DarkMorford control
 Rogue_07: and Elspeth from it is very good
  TXC2: there's like 4 sets that just didn't happen, if though I played all of them 
Sir_Louis: Oh so now *borrowings* a crime what has the world come to
  Khalahd: How is borrowing a crime, wowww
  TXC2: I blame the loss of blocks 
 tehfewl: Cruel ultimatum,  big crime
 Gaz_L: Giada is good
 GredGredmansson: crime sink
DanTheMediocre: @DarkMorford controls, including stack and graveyard, and targeting the opponent itself
 TheDevil_Risen: and it does crime too
Xonlic: Every day I'm Blood Hussling
  Juliamon: New Capenna was all flavour, no substance
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RevolverRossalot: Hustle and blustle
 asthanius: I went to school with Blood Rustler
 zelukester: big pack coming your way Ulmer
 ThankYouUro: The Blusler
 rentar42: I have to admit that I'm not a fan of how the newspaper-like frame looks. Way to hard to tell the colors at a glance. It looks cool, though.
 accountmadeforants: Blustler
NarishmaReborn: 25
 EvilBadman: 2
KineBuds: this will be the greatest set of all time until we get that starwars cross over in 2039
 spinebustertee: Blood Hustler sounds like a Dog the Bounty Hunter type
 JusticeJuice: 58.6
ThorSokar: pfft, 41 is the new 40
 ライシェン: 42
  TXC2: MichaelSnowbird  
noSmokeFire: Blood Rustler, CPA
 AugmentingPath: Hi folks, Blood Russell here
1MrGhost: Just remember that 2 3 drops beat 3 2 drops, even though would think they would be the same
 anhakha: Nah, they're a vampire.
 Gaz_L: 41 2 drops, 19 lands. in Limited
 DarkMorford: Okay, cool. Some people were saying "owns" and I wasn't sure if that was the actual rule or just chat being lax about terminology.
 PixelArtDragon: Ledger Shredder: not commiting any crimes
Xonlic: Pfft
Chartle: dont get your blood all rustled, sheesh
DanTheMediocre: Inflation hits everything, including limited deck sizes
 EvilBadman: Rustling your blood for the ghosts in it
 thatguysteve2709: How is the draft going?
SolarBlitz1: "I've rustled your blood!"   "I signed up to donate, Jim"
 kilnfiendpotter: "Just sit down and I'll rustle up some blood."
Xonlic: Which is ruder? Blood Russling or Making them a Rabbit?
 TheDevil_Risen: ben ben instantly singing white rabbit just got me so bad
philkav: petty theft is crime
Gavin Li: it's like thief of heartbeats from Zendikar Rising
 RatherLargeToad: One Spree makes you larger, and another makes you small…
DanTheMediocre: @Xonlic I expect when my blood get rustled, I die. If I am bnuy, I eat lettuce and chill
Caryotip: was there no PPR for this set or did i miss it?
 luke1x: How often are we seeing the vault cards?
josh___something: Lazavs
Night_xD: pick one, wheel the other
Xonlic: @DanTheMediocre True, I suppose
 EvilBadman: Shoot em both
Night_xD: easy
alchemistsavant: they're both not real
RevolverRossalot: The answer: neither is real!
Sir_Louis: Im seeing double, 6 Lazavs!
Xonlic: Two Lazavs! That's three too many
drewm1022: I'm trying not to lose my head ah ah ah ah.
 LiamK712: watch out one of them is a copy of different card
  TXC2: Caryotip  there was sort of, it's up on YT
 Verrain2: shoot them both
KineBuds: is every single spree card just good ?
 rentar42: all creatures in this pack are actually lazav
 ghizmou: the one that doesn't curl
  Juliamon: Caryotip They had a Pre-Launch Showcase instead last week
Gavin Li: Wait I must have missed this one. There's a card called "This town ain't big enough"???
 Rogue_07: This town ain't big enough for the two of them!
 theymerLoviatar: wheel both Lazavs
cameron_in_the_hizous: maybe you wheel both!
 northos: wait, was that *another* cruel ultimatum?
Caryotip: @TXC2 thx i ll go check it out
SolarBlitz1: Jeez Graham, how come your draft lets you have two lazavs
 TheDevil_Risen: hey boots with the spur
josh___something: Aww, JUST one?
DanTheMediocre: surprise Boney Crater was Lazav all along
 PixelArtDragon: Plot twist: the real Lazav was a different card but shapeshifted
Artificer_Evan: @kilnfiendpotter I just realized that you probably weren't here  for this clip from earlier.  https://clips.twitch.tv/GloriousPricklyLeopardPRChase-afGLIIAsE6Lj-loQ
Xonlic: Ben having a exetensial crisis: "Am I green?"
 GredGredmansson: @northos Graham and Ben are in the same draft
 raulghoulia: Cruel Angel's Ultimatum
 luke1x: At least Ben is sure he is still white
BoxedLogic: And it bounces two nonlands permanants
DanTheMediocre: @PixelArtDragon they should really do that for an aprils fools. Ravnica cube but creatures have a random chance to be a Lazav instead
  TXC2: "this town ain't big enough for the both of us, I prepose a program of Rigorous infrastructure spending to make it big enough"
 zelukester: Ben is not green bc I was
 Gaz_L: "i'm seeing double! Four Lazavs!"
 anhakha: I thought u did take the geyser drake.
 northos: @GredGredmansson no I know, but Graham saw one earlier didn't he?
 anhakha: Isn't it in your side board?
 GredGredmansson: @northos he saw one, who saw the other?
 zelukester: I got pack one Railway Brawler and pack two Goldvein Hydra XD
KineBuds: your dimir deck looks fun
 Gaz_L: Graham took a Lazav earlier, yes
funguslore: Graham, you have 2 drakes
 EvilBadman: That trade should work cause they have the same event stamps 
 northos: @GredGredmansson him again (and also Ben)
Xonlic: "Wait, are we both Lavaz?"
 just__fitz: Its the rick and morty clone episode
NarishmaReborn: i like cutting the white splash
TuckstheRulesLawyer: I think there's another drake in SB for Graham?
 Rogue_07: Ah yes, the "Tzeentch" option
artacuno53: I always had the idea that a game having some form of limited that allowed trading (but only cards no like money or bribes or nothing) would be cool and fun
 rentar42: plot twist: neither of them are lazav
drewm1022: "Always have been."
 thanzo: some good stuff in the side board
 GredGredmansson: he would treat that as an inconvenience
artacuno53: impossible to make work probably but a cool idea to have in my head and never do
 rentar42: @artacuno53 I'm doing a sealed league at my office with exactly that
 GredGredmansson: "Look at me, the Razz Dazzler!  This is what my life has become!"
 GredGredmansson: Izzet, yes.
 BrowneePoints: THIS DREAM GOES NOWHERE TOBY!
chaostreader: Eriette is just a 4/4 in the deck. which might be fine but is it worth the splash?
artacuno53: @rentar42 
 just__fitz: can you search type:outlaw or is it not coded
 anhakha: She's also an outlaw.
 anhakha: So her etb will double trigger.
 asthanius: Jubilee
 rentar42: @artacuno53 we started with 6 boosters, add some every couple of weeks and limited trading is allowed
Gavin Li: Which MHA hero is it that has a duplicating quirk and lost track of which is the original? Is that kinda like Lazav?
philkav: do you play Eriette here ?
 GredGredmansson: yeah but you can't copy her because legend rule
 asthanius: That's just Jubilee
Chartle: dazzler is a superhero
 raulghoulia: Dazzler is already a mutant
 OldUncleDan: You mean...  Dazzler?
 ghizmou: there was the dazzler
  TXC2: just__fitz  it's not a type, but outlaw should just pull any card with that in the text
  Texan_Reverend: I mean, there's already Dazzler.
Xonlic: Daz Razzler
 accountmadeforants: "You're just a random shapeshifter I brainwashed to think you were me, I'm the real Lazav." -"No, I brainwashed you to think *you* brainwashed me for intricate scheming things, I'm the real Lazav!" As a third Lazav enters the salloon.
 GredGredmansson: @anhakha what ETB?
Monkidota: dave
 RatherLargeToad: Disco Dazzler is
 raulghoulia: Allison Blair
Bearudite: Rick McDizzler
  Texan_Reverend: So, just an alternate world version.
1MrGhost: Ray Gleam?
 kilnfiendpotter: Ray D'Azzolo
 EOstby: James Smith the Third.
 LithelyUnshod: Graham, I think you did take that second drake, you just put it in your board.
 asthanius: Raz L Dazzle
KineBuds: dizzymcdizzlerzs
Xonlic: Edward Nigma
 anhakha: Does she not have an etb? Thought she did.
 kilnfiendpotter: Roman Candle?
 Tom_Bruise: apparently her name is Alison Blaire
 kilnfiendpotter: Like an actual firework?
 rentar42: "I'm not Mr. Dazzle, that's my dad!"
Xonlic: I mean come-on. His name was Edward Nigma.
1MrGhost: P. Enguin
  TXC2: Harlene Quinzle
krfsm: no no, Battles were MOM
 GredGredmansson: Victor Fries
 rentar42: why are there spurs on the knife that vraska wields?
 Mangledpixel: Batman has a fair few too, like Julian Day, aka Calendar Man
 rentar42: how would one use these?
luckyalien013: Chazz human
IaCthulhuFthagn: @rentar42 Stab them into your feet before riding, duh.
Gavin Li: Or batmam's Edward Nigma. E. Nigma
BoxedLogic: Twice is the MHA character. No, it's more like someone could have changed their apperance so much, they can't remember what their original face looked like
1MrGhost: Is that reach animation new?
drewm1022: Why does that card have a croxxbow?
 Tom_Bruise: @Mangledpixel Edward Nigma as the Riddler, lest we all forget
 tehfewl: Is that some new reach animations?
  TXC2: 1MrGhost  yes
 gamercat88: Gigi A. Chad
MegaTrain: is that just the new graphic for reach? seems a little much for a static ability
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 DarkMorford: And don't forget about E. Gadd from Luigi's Mansion!
1MrGhost: Neat!
 GredGredmansson: @Tom_Bruise Dr. Victor Freeze- uh Fries
 TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
  TXC2: Secret reach ain't secret
 RocknGrohlNerd: @hd_dabnado  Nice
 TheDevil_Risen: Foreshadowing
Gavin Li: I did see someone photoshop the art on double down w/ the KFC chicken sandwhich on it
KineBuds: i hope they do it for all abilities
 GredGredmansson: temur?
 Tom_Bruise: @TheDevil_Risen I think this is classified as "Hindshadowing"
 GredGredmansson: is this a Riku player?
IaCthulhuFthagn: This month's highlight reel will just be the first hour of the FamJam, with the camera zoomed in on Ben's face.
 zelukester: @LoadingReadyRun if Graham wants to queue for sealed I can do so as well
 WiJohn: Lookout seems cracked
 TheDevil_Risen: @Tom_Bruise lol
  TXC2: ross can !
drewm1022: Sheee don't have to put on the red light.
1MrGhost: Walk the streets for money
 GredGredmansson: maybe they think you have that white combat killer
   LoadingReadyRun:  is it weird that I first associate this style of music with Firefly rather then actual westerns?
 azidbern95: nope
 spinebustertee: (firefly is just a western)
 TheDevil_Risen: @LoadingReadyRun nah, i do too
 Tom_Bruise: !card Roxanne
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 WiJohn: & it's a crime so the lookout gets a land!
 gamercat88: wait Firefly is not a western...
 AugmentingPath: Did Nelly just play Reiderrabbit and not notice?
TriforceDrummer: They found a desert off the top
  TXC2: Firefly is explicitly a space western
 TheDevil_Risen: Firefly is a space western
DanTheMediocre: @drewm1022 just cause I cant block, you dont have to Swing that body in to fight
 Tom_Bruise: oh dang, she does do it attack as well
 GredGredmansson: they got a desert
 42MiLLyWays: the music has serious Firefly vibes
drewm1022: @DanTheMediocre Nicely done.
Gavin Li: Repeatable shocks and mana ramp seem pretty good
TriforceDrummer: Note to self. Play Roxanne if you pull her at Prerelease 
IaCthulhuFthagn: We play to our outs, and our only out is having forgotten drafting a card that is an out.
artacuno53: all gas, no breaks
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OldBen: Somehow both Primeval and Inferno Titan at home
drewm1022: ITS VOXY GETTER.
 SkiaSymphonia: Paul subtly asking to take a break
SpecOpsGiraffe: Voxy keeps emotes muted
  TXC2: SpecOpsGiraffe  smart
 Gaz_L: Noted Hearthstone streamer Voxy? She plays Magic? 
 spinebustertee: she'll just recast it
 AugmentingPath: Nelly, was that player ReiderRa(bbit), as in that may have been Reid Duke?
Gavin Li: New Flash O-Ring is going in my Anikthea/Umori Enchantment's only deck so I can have more instant speed interaction cards
josh___something: Why does Graham's early access account not have the second A 
1MrGhost: Nelson just casually beat reid duke. No biggy
pyronils80: Hello and good evening!   
 asthanius: I love that ability
  TXC2: hello pyronils80  welcome
 northos: that's my favorite ability
 RocknGrohlNerd: hacker voice, Graham´s in
drewm1022: That is my favorite ability number./
 spinebustertee: I read fanfic for the Ability #200002
 AugmentingPath: It is probably not Travis Woo
 tehfewl: Crimes crimes crimes crimes!
 zelukester: thanks for calling that out, we weren't able to reproduce the issue before this so big help!
SmashTCG: can you cast assassin now?
 asthanius: Hooray for Live testing!
SmashTCG: at flash?
 GredGredmansson: no
 asthanius: They're a real wotc person
 GredGredmansson: plotted cards only at sorcery speed; and not the same turn you plotted them
 zelukester: literally yes
 northos: casting plotted cards is hard locked to sorcery speed, always, regardless of being an instant or having flash
 ライシェン:   
 just__fitz: Quick save the game log!
 Mangledpixel: that must be an ablity INSTANCE number, like a UID
DarthCakeN7: Is that last number card type?
 Dumori: Man Arena team is getting this VOD as homework
Philocalist: Travis Gafford possibly?
DanTheMediocre: it's not mana value or cost
 Gaz_L: i believe zelukester is the HumanToken WOTC user that has cropped up a few times?
drewm1022: The land is on the escalator again.
Spades_Slicc: dang Graham got Arena to mana weave for him
DanTheMediocre: UB was 02, 3B was 03, 0 cost was 01
 RocknGrohlNerd: @drewm1022 
 zelukester: @Gaz_L HumanToken2344 to be precise 
  TXC2: i was gonna say the land can be ploted, but they can can't they ?
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 DarkMorford: @Mangledpixel But why are the UIDs not G? 
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JinaMahavira: bang
 Travilogue: what's the number on the island?
  TXC2: Hello radiers
 SymphonicLolita: 
DuelityGaming:  
drewm1022: I lowkey hate that animation.
Spades_Slicc: you could've bounced the enchantment and given the 3/2 menace
Veste: what's under the o-ring?
MarylandJutsu: dang the art for Thunder Junction seems so good across the board
 GredGredmansson: remember when they gave mythics animation
irikaj: I'm very hyped for the LRR draft in Amsterdam
 Mangledpixel: DarkMorford well, GUIDs are a specific format that those didn't follow, so *shrug*
KineBuds: rattleback is so much value
 spinebustertee: @Spades_Slicc it was already blocked, mencase wouldn't do anything
 GredGredmansson: you can't exchange one thing
 spinebustertee: menace. I can type. 
Spades_Slicc: oh it was already blocked
 asthanius: huh
  TXC2: GredGredmansson  I was there 3000 years ago 
TheCJWilson: that's a new one
 Mangledpixel: 
funguslore: 
 TheDevil_Risen: bruh
alchemistsavant: pass
Veste: that's exciting
Gavin Li: Should they update the brazen borrower animation with a cowboy hat?
irikaj: But now I've been getting Brazen Borrower flashbacks
Veste: pass
Sir_Louis: pass
MarylandJutsu: Pass but right alignment
JKBalch: Kerning needs an adjustment
  TXC2: boy arena just keeps making new bugs 
 RocknGrohlNerd: yeah that is the real crime in Grahams book
josh___something: Graham just breaking everything
 circusofkirkus: Ability #20005
alchemistsavant: I was expecting the spaces to stay in the message, darn twitch for being too smart
 Rogue_07: Upsetting to Graham in particular
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TriforceDrummer: There are certainly worse bugs to have 
tre40469: So is plot any good?
 DarkMorford: ___Pass
 Mangledpixel: that's for when you pass in the right hand lane
 Gaz_L: he try he hardest
drewm1022: Haha the Pass button has Ability #200005.
 Desdae: Scorn and win?
 Rogue_07: Sent him to the farm
JKBalch: Wait, is Next about a pixel or two off also?
 spinebustertee: Today playing the part of James, Graham.
  TXC2: tre40469  it seems heavy on the thinking, but it lets you pull off some powerful turns
KineBuds: what a bully
 TheDevil_Risen: Poor Voxy
drewm1022: I can hear her screams from here.
 asthanius: I can't believe Voxy bugged your game
 TheDevil_Risen: just got crimed on so hard
 tehfewl: Crimes per hour is off the charts
 gamercat88: double digits baby
cameron_in_the_hizous: I just heard a "RUDE" from across the internet
 Lordofironstorm: #crimemout
ztghostie: chat have they come across the new reach animation yet?
Philocalist: She could, in fact, not take it
  TXC2: ztghostie  sure have
KineBuds: yes @ztghostie
 GredGredmansson: you can get Animus down
 RocknGrohlNerd: myriad of Miriams
KineBuds: and the giant beaver memes
 powerflapjack: @LoadingReadyRun y'all should've set up a bounty board for friends of the stream
 TheDevil_Risen: Possum Car!
 Dromos_GHG: are there any clickables on the battlefield?
 TheDevil_Risen: almost as good at Cat Bus!
 zelukester: I miss any more bugs?
 zelukester: lol
 RocknGrohlNerd: @TheDevil_Risen is possum car better than cat car?
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CotillionTheRope: Graham, Voxy replied to your text
drewm1022: Is a myriad of Miriams like a plethora of Purphuroses?
josh___something: She checked her texts
 kilnfiendpotter: @RocknGrohlNerd Possums have pouches, so at least you'd have someplace to sit?
 tehfewl: I need to replay megamanX
1MrGhost: It is called a armored armadillo and not a silent armadillo
Bearudite: where are the pangolins
 ZachtlyAsIntended: @zelukester Did you see the alignment on the PASS button being off?
TriforceDrummer: Yeah that sounds like Voxy 
KineBuds: lol
 TheDevil_Risen: @RocknGrohlNerd https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/59/Catbus_%28My_Neighbor_Totoro%29.jpg cat bus 
 RocknGrohlNerd: @kilnfiendpotter good point
 Gaz_L: so sad she's dead, but i can almost hear her voice...
 zelukester: @ZachtlyAsIntended I did not!
 Rogue_07: Voxy was so fun to watch during y'all's Among Us streams
 OldUncleDan: Eat that horse, Benjamin!  EAT THAT HORSE!!!!!
irikaj: I love the possum
 ZachtlyAsIntended: @zelukester Then you missed one!  Glad to help!  It only happened the once.
 theymerLoviatar: "oh hey Graham" lives rent free in my brain
 GredGredmansson: don't know where it horse
irikaj: It's not going to be a playmat but I wish it was
  TXC2: Take, this broken horse, and learn to glue again, learn to craft so well 
ThePixelSavage: @theymerLoviatar same
Fan of Most Everything: And learn to ride again...
ThePixelSavage: @TXC2 D:
 Gaz_L: what... Slay The Spire 2 is apparently a thing that is happening now?
 jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun so much horse, yall should make a club out of them 
dabudder: ooh new reach UI
dabudder: how do we feel about it
 theymerLoviatar: @TXC2 take, this broken horse, and put it down and make some glue
ThePixelSavage: @jacqui_lantern234 they tried, they just cant draw them together
Spades_Slicc: @dabudder Ben still misses reach
MarylandJutsu: OH MY GOD THERES A BIG POSSUM Green CARD
 SocraticMethod: @Gaz_L Apparently it was so good that they made the second one
  TXC2: MarylandJutsu  with a hat!
 goldengraham13: @Gaz_L I'm VERY excited about that!
drewm1022: And when we hear the horses sing, the book of glue will open up and let us in.
 TheDevil_Risen: GGs Ben Ben
MarylandJutsu: @TXC2 HE HAS A HAT?!?!?!
 DarkMorford: Aw, no more "That has REACH?!" surprises? 
MarylandJutsu: i don't usually play green.....
DanTheMediocre: I ride this lonely course, my only partner is my broken horse. Dont know what's in store, but it only me (and my broken horse)
KineBuds: @MarylandJutsu nodders
MarylandJutsu: but i might have to now
 theymerLoviatar: Did you know? Horses have no muscles below the knee.
  TXC2: MarylandJutsu  a little cactus cap
 GredGredmansson: have you considered
Bruceski: @DarkMorford Ben has already missed it at least once
KineBuds: mary you will love bloomburrow
 GredGredmansson: horse?
 DarkMorford: @Bruceski ... How?
Chartle: wotc person probably
 TheDevil_Risen: GG Coach!
tre40469: so is their still only one plains walker in the set or did they break their new rule already?
 Gaz_L: 2 walkers
 Gaz_L: Oko and Jace
Monkidota: nelly is crushing it 
ThorSokar: Isn't the god of flood just James?
 SocraticMethod: @tre40469 Sort of one, there is second in the "bonus" set
 tehfewl: Crime raven so good
drewm1022: Nah, they're moving away from landwalk.
 7ukanda: 2 because of the merge with the epilogue set.
 RatherLargeToad: but they have different set symbols
 Mr_Horrible: they can't be that, that's illegal
 RocknGrohlNerd: not like the other honest bandits
Ugh_Sunlight: @ThorSokar thanks sokar I just spit my drink reading that...
 DarkMorford: But what if your in-laws are outlaws?
ThorSokar: Happy to help Ugh_Sunlight
Toyo: "This bandit's an outlaw!" is a great line lol
KineBuds: @tre40469 jace wants flash leyline so hopefully he only sees play in older formats
josh___something: Are bandits not outlaws by definition?
KineBuds: turn 2 jace *
 SocraticMethod: Opp has 5 color good stuff
 TheDevil_Risen: man this makes me wish my thunder junction product had arrived already 
funguslore: Opponent is playing all th3 collors
ThePixelSavage: 5 color good stuff and named El_Gran_Boa ? Thats just Wheeler on an alt account!
Dark Esch: well at least that Bandit isn't a mugger
gibbousm: are we Yee-ing or Haw-ing?
ThePixelSavage: @gibbousm both?
KineBuds: @josh___something warmP = warlock assassin rogue merc pirate
DanTheMediocre: both is good
Bruceski: Yee on 1 and 3, Haw on 2 and 4
MarylandJutsu: @TXC2 i cry. he's perfect.
 TheDevil_Risen:   
Veste: luck made
funguslore: Can storm crow go to distence!?
 RocknGrohlNerd: @gibbousm I am, for sure    ing
 Gaz_L: @KineBuds Prawm
tre40469: @KineBuds its odd that they made merfolk bad guys
 SocraticMethod: Have they actually _cast_ non-green spell
drewm1022: The merfolk have always been bad guys.
josh___something: @kinebuds I meant in regular contexts, but I appreciate the rules clarification XD
drewm1022: Lord of Atlantis is a real dick.
KineBuds: @Gaz_L gotta go with lords on this one
MarylandJutsu: @gibbousm we are rootin' and tootin' and most importantly we are shootin'
cameron_in_the_hizous: its a shame we didn't have the bear glitch again with the horse, would have been fun to have a horse just sit in the middle of the arena
 googoltudoris: mana flood vs mana screw
virgil82: Op has a hand full of green cards and only one green source
funguslore: What if the opponents hand is all lands???
 RocknGrohlNerd: kablemo Atraxa of some kind of  super secret sheet
 SocraticMethod: Are we sure this isn't an experimental bot? Because it feels like they are using random choice tactics
MarylandJutsu: That's jsut me on arena: you get ALL the mana, or you get NO mana there is no inbetween
  TXC2: read that as sapphic steed 
KineBuds: Eggroll is very loud
tre40469: @MarylandJutsu So true.
  Juliamon: TXC2 I prefer that one
Ranatoki: @TXC2 Me too haha
funguslore: Ahh, that makes sence
 tidehollowcat: @TXC2 Same
MarylandJutsu: @TXC2 only the strongest of sapphics can tame this majestic speed
drewm1022: That is a very niche kink.
MarylandJutsu: *steed
josh___something: Did that say sapphic steed?
 Ard_Rhys: duneblast is an instant now, and mono white
  Juliamon: when horse girls meet
 GredGredmansson: Seraphic*
 GredGredmansson: so yes
KineBuds: wow
MarylandJutsu: only the strongest of lesbians/bisexuals can tame this unicorn
 DrLigmaPhD: Literal horse girl
Xonlic: well, now that's going in my lesbian deck
 googoltudoris: no, it's sapphic steed now
drewm1022: Look at my lesbian horse, my lesbian horse is amazing.
 7ukanda: Mill them out...
  TXC2: oh good I coined a nickname 
irikaj: Are you doing an OTJ nicknames episode of TTC
 googoltudoris: and they were UNICORNS
Xonlic: (Lesbian Deck is Red/White with splash of Artifacts headed by Alesha btw.)
  TXC2: googoltudoris  gasp!
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: @googoltudoris well that's one entry on the nickname website sorted already
drewm1022: LOL @googoltudoris
Xonlic: Artifacts somehow equal orange.
KineBuds: the horse is named Eggroll
  TXC2: Xonlic  nice
 theymerLoviatar: @Xonlic My lesbian deck is the sword lesbians from Doctor Who so sadly I can't run Sapphic Steed
funguslore: Rare rare rare
drewm1022: Your opponent appears to be "popping off".
Xonlic: @theymerLoviatar Aww that's very fair. I had to use my names-sake as my commander.
 SocraticMethod: Wow, opp is popping off
  Juliamon: Eggroll says lesbian rights
 RocknGrohlNerd: @7ukanda I read that as "milk them out" and I dont know why 
 Pywodwagon: wow I can't believe Annie has flash
 theymerLoviatar: @Xonlic Extremely fair!
KineBuds: !dead
Bruceski: I know it's for rules language consistency, but "Whenever you do X... use this ability only once per turn" feels really weird to me
MarylandJutsu: @Xonlic does that mean achilliean deck is Blue/Black?
 7ukanda: @RocknGrohlNerd Cowheavy set maybe...
 spinebustertee: 46% of the set is Outlaws
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  TXC2: !card shoot the sheriff
  LRRbot: Shoot the Sheriff [1B] | Instant | Destroy target non-outlaw creature.
 RocknGrohlNerd: @7ukanda I´ll take it 
 GredGredmansson: I counted 44%
KineBuds: @Bruceski cards are too pushed now to allow unlimited uses
 just__fitz: Graham with the Mitchell and Webb from the top rope
 AugmentingPath: Shoot the Sheriff is the Go for the Throat of the format, it would seem
drewm1022: Or Walk the Plank.
ThePixelSavage: walk the plank seems to be better
  TXC2: in standard maybe
Bruceski: @KineBuds Oh sure, it's just combining that with "whenever" that feels grammatically awkward.
  TXC2: walk the plank is double black for a reason
KineBuds: @Bruceski true
drewm1022: Was that a death whinny?
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: walk the plant was sorcery, but yeah, it had more hits
 Elypants: A terrible death whinny
drewm1022: Bad Horse, Bad Horse!
KineBuds: shoot hits 57% of the set
  TXC2: not this 57% clearly 
 Rogue_07: A thoroughbred of sin.
Xonlic: Question: If they have criminals, what would be "Cops" then? Paladins obviously, but what else?
drewm1022: He got the application that we just sent in.
Xonlic: Sorry outlaws*
ThePixelSavage: @Xonlic pigs?
 AugmentingPath: Detectives, potentially Xonlic
 GredGredmansson: Soldiers and Knights are part of the law enforcement
  TXC2: Xonlic  on Thunder junction, it seems the cops are mercs 
 circusofkirkus: and is playable
 RocknGrohlNerd: long gone are the times of mono-deece, now we have to mono rare
Xonlic: @AugmentingPath Pigs. 100
 just__fitz: 57% of set or creatures
Xonlic: So we have Cops are Paladins, Pigs, Detectives and Mercenaries?
 Elypants: It needs evaluation, so let the games begin
 OldUncleDan: All cards are playable if you believe in yourself!
 spinebustertee: like right off the bat, 8 mythics.
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Xonlic Cowards
  TXC2: fun story: in France the cops are called chickens instead of pigs
drewm1022: A murder would be nice of course.
Xonlic: @IaCthulhuFthagn Are those blockable by Soldiers?
emrakul_15: go off graham
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: @spinebustertee oof
emrakul_15: 
 zelukester: time to go, glhf Ulmer!
josh___something: It's true, plus is not real
 GredGredmansson: @TXC2 i think that's more because of the opinion of pigs rather than the police
tre40469: @TXC2 lol
Xonlic: Fun trans girl fact: For like a month, I thought I was going to named Emarkul. \
  TXC2: GredGredmansson  yeah, pigs are great
drewm1022: Wait, where is Doctor Horrible??
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: idk, he was last seen in cardiff
 Elypants: Definitely belongs in this set
irikaj: Emrakul is one of magics top girlbosses
funguslore: Next turn 2 ropemasters
 boyesie: !card double down
  LRRbot: Double Down [3U] | Enchantment | Whenever you cast an outlaw spell, copy that spell.
drewm1022: We're on a road to nowhere.
emrakul_15: @irikaj real
ThePixelSavage: dead on board you say ?
KineBuds: @spinebustertee i thought it was 60 out of 106?
 GredGredmansson: good thing we have a play
 kragmabutch: @Xonlic very excellent  
drewm1022: to shreds, you say?
tre40469: They reprinted Brazen Borrower nice
Xonlic: So, Murders was super slow constructed. Is Outlaws like really fast?
 GredGredmansson: oh.  wel.
Xonlic: @kragmabutch  
KineBuds: i could be wrong , ive watched so many youtube videos this week
 RealGamerCow: I would have expected lots of coin flip mechanics in a western set, is there?
MeLikeSmallMatters: Less Secret Reach
  TXC2: plot seems like it needs some time to come off
 just__fitz: plot and saddle seem like slowdown mechanics
MeLikeSmallMatters: huh
Xonlic: (Senpai noticed me! Run!)
 SocraticMethod: 42% of Rare and Mythic creatures in OTH and BIG aren't outlaws
KineBuds: saddle and plot seem slower
drewm1022: @RealGamerCow 50/50 chance.
Xonlic: @KineBuds That's fair. It just seems like they're running quick
 SocraticMethod: OTJ*
 SocraticMethod: 36 cards
 TheDevil_Risen: so.. its pretty bad
TriforceDrummer: That means a majority of the good creatures are outlaws
 TheDevil_Risen: given it doesnt hit the "good" stuff
 HadesLeprechaun: yeah so that means your kill spell -doesn't- work MORE than half of the time
 GredGredmansson: @SocraticMethod are you sure you have that right?
KineBuds: could be a commander removal
 RealGamerCow: I certainly hope no one is being sweaty in an early access event.
Xonlic: I feel like Outlaws has a lot sketch jokes waiting to be used
irikaj: Sideboard card
  TXC2: man I heard that pop
shiningelbow: there's some big bombs it hits but i definitely think it's more of a sideboard card
 SocraticMethod: @GredGredmansson Dunno. I can be counting wrong: https://scryfall.com/search?as=grid&order=name&q=%28-type%3Aassassin+-type%3Amercenary+-type%3Apirate+-type%3Arogue+-type%3Awarlock%29+type%3Acreature+%28game%3Apaper%29+%28set%3Abig+OR+set%3Aotj%29+%28rarity%3Ar+OR+rarity%3Am%29
funguslore: Ben
KineBuds: i really really like the fixing in this set for limited
drewm1022: 60% of the time it works every time.
tre40469: I just wish they would make a standard set for standard and not for commander
 spinebustertee: @SocraticMethod fun fact: Scryfall will let you search via "is:outlaw"
SmashTCG: go for the throught in Scars
 RatherLargeToad: Doesn’t hit Rakdos decks
 flatluigi: @tre40469 a powerful standard set is still a standard set
Xonlic: Surprise news, the next plane we're visiting is Mercadia.
 SocraticMethod: @spinebustertee Ah, it's is:outlaw, not t:outlaw
 GredGredmansson: @SocraticMethod those are the non-outlaws
  TXC2: Xonlic  people would go nuts for that for real 
Xonlic: Lol XD I want to believe
KineBuds: the good news is farwell rotates this summer
tre40469: @flatluigi yes, but it has been stated that this set was focused more for commander
Xonlic: @TXC2 Mercadia instead of Lorwyn? lol
KineBuds: july 30 is rotation i think
Chartle: its because they canceled the aftermath for this set
 Pywodwagon: same schedule as last year
 flatluigi: @tre40469 that isn't true
 SocraticMethod: @GredGredmansson Yes. I though Ben was asking for non-outlaws?
 GredGredmansson: @SocraticMethod you put a "-" in front of all those creature typse
Capitalfleas: @Tronisbad is excellent folks
Tommadness: standard didn't rotate last year
  TXC2: standard rotating for the first time in 900 years 
 GredGredmansson: @SocraticMethod yeah but you said the number of outlaws outnumbered the non outlaws
KineBuds: no rotation last year
Xonlic: OMG
Xonlic: YES
 accountmadeforants: Very good
Tommadness: We went from 2 to 3 year rotation last year
KineBuds: rule changed last year
garunkl: big enough!
funguslore: YES
IaCthulhuFthagn: Nelson just spoiled the upcoming WoD set that he inexplicably has insider knowledge of?
 jacqui_lantern234: HOLY CRAP
  TXC2: AHHHHHHH!
Nouxatar: @tre40469 where, exactly? I haven't seen this at all and I think this set is an excellent addition to standard, plenty of fun new toys to play with there.
 GredGredmansson: @SocraticMethod here
 Pywodwagon: yea, standard didn't rotate, but eldraine came out on september 8th
 asthanius: With Molly Lewis (not that Molly Lewis)
 Wolfstrike_NL: AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa
 GredGredmansson: 36 aren't outlaws, but only 25 are
KineBuds: i need these emotes
 Rogue_07: Fbl Enough
tre40469: @Nouxatar I hope so I enjoy standard
  TXC2: I legit love that song unironcially
 zelukester: GG Ben!
 Sibwow: who up jamming famstyle
 accountmadeforants: Fblthp is voiced by Jimmy Bames
nyoomgoom: the skeleton does the marionette skelly dance omg
 SocraticMethod: @GredGredmansson 52 R or M in OTJ, 9 in BIG, unless BIG isn't in this draft?
 accountmadeforants: (Or they should be, anyway)
Xonlic: Ooooh
thedevil_risen1: Woooaaah im a working class fam
Xonlic: That's an amazing quote
 GredGredmansson: @SocraticMethod yes.  61 in total, and 36 nonoutlaws.  How many Outlaws does that make?
drewm1022: Voxy is coming for you.
Xonlic: "I'm about to pay for your sins" - Ben
KineBuds: ben isnt james ?
  TXC2: !addquote (Bengineering
  LRRbot: New quote #8967: "(Bengineering"
 SocraticMethod: So 36 of 62 not-outlaws for 58% hit rate
  TXC2: whoops
tre40469: Sweet Voxy is here
 GredGredmansson: @SocraticMethod yeah, but you said 58% OUTLAWS
thedevil_risen1: Just imagining fblthp letting out a will ramos style kettle scream
IaCthulhuFthagn: What a quote.
KineBuds: @SocraticMethod i was close
tre40469: I like her stream's as well
  TXC2: !modquote 8967 (Ben Ulmer) [now] I'm about to pay for your sins. | to Graham
  LRRbot: Modified quote #8967: "I'm about to pay for your sins." —Ben Ulmer, to Graham [2024-04-10]
Xonlic: @tre40469 Love her twitter
Xonlic: Spiritbomb time?
vodkanaut777: is plot a newer mechanic?
DoomCountDown: monkey pawed
Wa_Pox: @vodkanaut777 the newest
  TXC2: vodkanaut777  new to this set
Xonlic: @vodkanaut777 Yep
 GredGredmansson: Plot is new for this set
Bearudite: is that the theme to Out of the box?
tre40469: @Xonlic I have not gotten into twitter yet
  TXC2: thanks Ben 
LuixVix: Don't worry, next card is a swamp 
 spinebustertee: Ben "two crows" Ulmer.
 SocraticMethod: @GredGredmansson I found the error up the chain
  TXC2: !mastodon
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 Mangledpixel: toque rows
 just__fitz: Four Crows on a Horse to the rescue
drewm1022: Ben has created bat country.
thedevil_risen1: Bird bird bird bens got the birds
 LastCenturion: @bearudite I was thinking the same thing lol
 GredGredmansson: @SocraticMethod i hope i haven't come across as a huge rules dingus about this
Bearudite: like core memory activated
 just__fitz: When the dusty trail hits back
Xonlic: I just gotta say, I'm always in awe of Paul who's able to maintain this. I can't balance just my stream, let alone 3.
  TXC2: ^
  TXC2: Paul IS a wizard
 circusofkirkus: RIP
 notthepenguins: bruh
Wa_Pox: brutal
 GredGredmansson: Fiora would have invented the watch huh
drewm1022: Voxy is madge.
Tommadness: o7
 GredGredmansson: deadn't
DoomCountDown: voxy smash
thedevil_risen1: Voxy rage drafted gruul stompy
Wa_Pox:   
Garfman314: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:50:25.
KineBuds: lol payback confirmed
 lightfut: Geez voxy that was savage
 FurthestChunk: skewer without the spectacle cost you love to see it
 7ukanda: Skewer the Critics...
CotillionTheRope: Voxy says "Blame Graham"
 spinebustertee: Does that make Voxy a Queen of the Stone Age?
 Pywodwagon: Voxy says "the good guys win again"
 lightfut: @spinebustertee no one knows
thedevil_risen1: Gg Graham
drewm1022: Hold the phone.
 spinebustertee: @lightfut 
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 FurthestChunk: well, from a certain point of view
 Rogue_07: Yee, and I cannot stress this enough, haw.
Garfman314: when is this available to us plebs?
TriforceDrummer: Great Train Heist seems real good
cameron_in_the_hizous: idk I still think the jedi were good
  TXC2: we've had first combat phase....
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Liliana_of_the_Valleys: every good villain believes they're the hero
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  TXC2: Garfman314  next week
DoomCountDown: i need to make the oops all combat phases deck eventualy
  TXC2: now for a FtP pleb like me, it's not out until next month or whenever quick draft drops 
EthirealPlayer: Wait when did they add the pet rock?
 Mangledpixel: look upon thy table and see that it is barren
  TXC2: EthirealPlayer  april 1st
 GredGredmansson: April 1st
thedevil_risen1: April fools
thedevil_risen1: It's amazing
EthirealPlayer: Oh, that makes sense
 Desdae: You only have 1 red G
Tommadness: oh hell yeah mengu
thedevil_risen1: HEY ITS MENGO!
  TXC2: Nelson is playing the top 8 of a GP 
 7ukanda: Nelson got the Pro Account...
tre40469: It has been a pleasure watching you guys. I have to go to work. Take care and may you draw what you need when you need it.
 RocknGrohlNerd: lets go Nelly
  TXC2: 
thedevil_risen1: Hai mengo!
 lirazel64: Bye Ben!
  TXC2: so long tre40469  stay safe
 boyesie: !card thunder salvo
  LRRbot: Thunder Salvo [1R] | Instant | Thunder Salvo deals X damage to target creature, where X is 2 plus the number of other spells you've cast this turn.
 SocraticMethod: !card cunning
  LRRbot: Cunning [1U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +3/+3. / When enchanted creature attacks or blocks, sacrifice Cunning at the beginning of the next cleanup step.
 RealGamerCow: Holy Cow best card in set
 SocraticMethod: !card cunning coyote
  LRRbot: Cunning Coyote [1R] | Creature — Coyote [2/2] | Haste / When Cunning Coyote enters the battlefield, another target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains haste until end of turn. / Plot {1}{R}
 RocknGrohlNerd: its the Gooch, gang 
  TXC2: interesting that it seems a lot of pro players are in this event instead of content creators ?
garunkl: Hey Graham SolarisMTG is one of the biggest german MTG streamers.
shiningelbow: a lot of pro players are content creators these days
 SocraticMethod: Not gonna lie, plotting Cunning Coyote seems like a flavorfully suboptimal
  TXC2: shiningelbow  touché
 RocknGrohlNerd: @garunkl oh sweet
 7ukanda: @garunkl Yes, he is.
rainreign7: can we watch Nelson's game plz?
 RocknGrohlNerd: I call that streamer luck, Nelly
 zelukester: I'm back! 
thedevil_risen1: Can we see mengo v nelly plz?
 zelukester: I hear the need for a pod to fire and away I go
KineBuds: wow the invites really went from 400 down to 20
brilliantScoundrel: I believe maldhound is backseating Z as well!
 just__fitz: Somebody probably took the streamer email list with them when they left
IaCthulhuFthagn: @just__fitz Ouch.
 7ukanda: @KineBuds Yeah, there are only two streams in German... x.x
 GredGredmansson: I think that is lethal
  TXC2: lets go Nelly!
 GredGredmansson: is that desert a filiterland?  do they not have enough for clear shot?
thedevil_risen1: GGs mengo!
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: bye nelly
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Nelson
thedevil_risen1: GGs Nelly have a good one!
 spinebustertee: Bye Nelly, Hello Cori!
 lightfut: Gg Nelly!
 RocknGrohlNerd: good bye Nelly thank you
 MichaelSnowbird: thanks Nelly
 lordofkatz: Thanks for the games, Nelly!
 kilnfiendpotter: Bye friend!!
  TXC2: Hello Cori
rainreign7: gg nelly!!!
 AugmentingPath: bye nellyonthefamjam
shiningelbow: bye nelly!
greatknightgaramond: bye Nelly 
 Pywodwagon: only one of which is an outlaw
 GredGredmansson: 1/3 outlaws
 SocraticMethod: !card outlaw's merriment
  LRRbot: Outlaws' Merriment [1RWW] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, choose one at random. Create a red and white creature token with those characteristics. / • 3/1 Human Warrior with trample and haste. / • 2/1 Human Cleric with lifelink and haste. / • 1/2 Human Rogue with haste and "When this creature enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to any target."
polluxr: sad that only one of the merriment tokens is an outlaw
  TXC2: it only make outlaws 1/3 of the time
 just__fitz: That outlaw is no longer merry
 Mangledpixel: hey Cori!
thedevil_risen1: Herro Cori!
ThePixelSavage: Welcome Cori!
IaCthulhuFthagn: Should keep separate track of the points won against pro players.
polluxr: Cori! 
Spades_Slicc: !card electrodom
  LRRbot: Electrodominance [XRR] | Instant | Electrodominance deals X damage to any target. You may cast a spell with mana value X or less from your hand without paying its mana cost.
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: hey cori
 Goombill: But the one Outlaw does commit a crime
 googoltudoris: just like in that classic fantasy show, firefly!
Xonlic: So, like I love Outlaws but I'm so excited for...Mouseguard the set.
Spades_Slicc: !card outlaw's merr
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polluxr: oh, Arena is adding a QOL thing for reach creatures?
KineBuds: sad we did not get a renegade freighter reprint in outlaws
  TXC2: Bloomburrow is going to be leathfully cute
Xonlic: Plus the lore of "Its the first plane to change the appearance of walkers" :3 I hope that's actual
Xonlic: @TXC2 Oh yeah
KineBuds: @TXC2 nodders
TriforceDrummer: BIG DINO
KineBuds: oh jesus
 GredGredmansson: that's big nasty
polluxr: D:
 ElektroTal: if there is no redwall tie-in bloomburrow will be worthless
 just__fitz: you still win with heist donthca
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: does anyone think we'll get a reprint of prey upon in bloomburrow?
  TXC2: what happens is you lose 
vaguegrant: @TXC2 very excited for it
polluxr: literally a BIG bomb
 Rogue_07: Still got lethal
ThePixelSavage: Vaultborn Tyrant ... the only card in the set that makes my heart skip a beat ... I so need this for my Arixmethes Commander deck
 Rogue_07: Swing a ding ding
Spades_Slicc: with mana left over
KineBuds: all the spree is soooo good
garunkl: GG
 just__fitz: The winner for most thematic win
 Mangledpixel: choo choo
 spinebustertee: They will see us training from such great heists
thedevil_risen1: That's a swing and a half big G
 RealGamerCow: Train Heist seems good
thedevil_risen1: Good Game
Xonlic: *Bubbles* See I want to stream Arena but I'm nowhere as good as these folk.
 GredGredmansson: hey where are my treasures slash my extra combat step
ThorSokar: That train is now burning at the bottom of a ravine
Xonlic: I post that and Graham looses. Oops.
 googoltudoris: first casting of "great train heist- yes please" ?
 EOstby: It's free real estate.
   LoadingReadyRun: @ElektroTal  If there is a Redwall tie in, the food tokens will be ridiculous 
Xonlic: @LoadingReadyRun Right?!
TriforceDrummer: It's only pack 2
thedevil_risen1: Gisa!!!
Zack Reph: thunder lasso is lethal if they have nothing
 Azralorne: Yeah! Cori is gonna kick butt
 spinebustertee: Gisa is too good to pass
 just__fitz: Pack 2 Pivot
  TXC2: you make SIX POWER !
 just__fitz: Get the White outta here
 GredGredmansson: tapped but still
Xonlic: Amazing
 notthepenguins: Gisa is Messed Up
 eye_h_bar: Time to move into black
 OldUncleDan: But if you go Black, you won't be able to go back!
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: that train is more reliable than anything that transport for wales has on offer
KineBuds: sphinx is only 1 mana more than cold case cracker .............
wholovesclutch: heyheyhey
artacuno53: As a limited novice sometimes I see mythics and some rares even and wonder if limited would be better without them
IaCthulhuFthagn: I don't trust Wizards to be able to funnel the fun parts of Redwall without also bringing all the racism.
 just__fitz: Warlocks being outlaws is strange
  TXC2: it's the imperative, stop cold! before it stops you!
Xonlic: Nelly has aproximate knowledge of many things
 GredGredmansson: @just__fitz they wanted a spellcaster type
jaimeblacken: I was searching for the stream on YouTube, not doing it this time?
shiningelbow: @jaimeblacken it's definitely on there
 notthepenguins: warlock is the generally sketchy/"dark" caster type
Xonlic: @jaimeblacken It was on there. I was originally watching on Youtube
 kilnfiendpotter: Warlocks are basically devilish lawyers
ThePixelSavage: how are there cemetaries full of corpses on the previously uninhabitated plane for Gisa to raise?
 notthepenguins: making deals with dark beings etc
  TXC2: warlock means promise breaker
 RatherLargeToad: They wanted a spell caster type
TriforceDrummer: 5 mana 2 blinks
brilliantScoundrel: They needed a caster for mechanics/flavor reasons, warlock makes the most sense for that
KineBuds: warlocks def sketchy
 SocraticMethod: @ThePixelSavage Someone moved them there
 DiscordianTokkan: @jaimeblacken It looks like it's on the LRR main channel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuqdMmu2dfw&ab_channel=LoadingReadyRun
 notthepenguins: @ThePixelSavage Gisa had to fill them first of course
 LithelyUnshod: @ThePixelSavage It was populated a long time ago
 spinebustertee: warlocks are crimes against god, so therefore: outlaw
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: @ThePixelSavage villain plane makes lots of corpses quickly
 just__fitz: Don't fall into the classic outlaw vibe that the rest do
Chartle: twice for 5
Spades_Slicc: 1 blink for 3 mana
 GredGredmansson: Fun Fact: other types considered for Outlaw are: Barbarian, Berserker, Minion, Ninja, Rebel
IaCthulhuFthagn: They wanted "hedge wizard", but there was a space in there... so.
Reece42: Isn't it once for 3 twice for 5?
Spades_Slicc: blink twice for 5 mana ... wait
ThePixelSavage: @Liliana_of_the_Valleys fair
Reece42: Repeat it x times
jaimeblacken: You repeat it X times
Chartle: you do it x + 1 times
ThePixelSavage: @notthepenguins I guess 
 EOstby: The historical meaning of Warlock makes it make sense, it's just odd in this set where there are *checks notes* Ok, I guess 12 Warlocks is more than I expected.
 GredGredmansson: you "repeat" X times
TriforceDrummer: X =0 is a single blink
 ThankYouUro: You repeat it X times
 spinebustertee: @ThePixelSavage They shipped in corpses from other planes (actually in the story)
  TXC2: GredGredmansson  wow yeah how are rebels not outlaws 
 GredGredmansson: did you think the card did literally nothing for 3?
ThePixelSavage: @SocraticMethod Corpse-movers? Well that is an interesting job 
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 notthepenguins: @spinebustertee incredible
Xonlic: Ben is going to bant-y-ing around? :3
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ThePixelSavage: @spinebustertee alright 
KineBuds: rebel are scum not outlaws 
  RayFK: STOP
  RayFK: PLEASE
tendrilsoftragedy: Clip it
 GredGredmansson: DESIST BEN
Tommadness: who turgled
 RocknGrohlNerd: hey youtube rangle the dangle
 carbonoid12: Ben over here crimin'
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: first he destroys a beaver, now he's wrangling dangles
 groovemancery: Rankle the Dankler
cameron_in_the_hizous: its 2024
SnowBuddy18: who up dangling they wrangles?
KineBuds: dank rankling ?
jaimeblacken: I didn't find the youtube stream 
 GredGredmansson: ok fair
 RealGamerCow: I will do no such thing
 QTL7: that';s 2016 magic thinking 
drewm1022: Be sure to mash that dangle button.
 GredGredmansson: 
 OldUncleDan: Plenty of cards did nothing for more!
 lightfut: Dangle the bangle?
Xonlic: "I'm not good, I'm obnoxious" - Every Blue Player
 EOstby: Crab Rave?
 Rogue_07: Be sure to razzle the dazzle
 Mangledpixel:     
thedevil_risen1: Wont let me clip properly on mobile
 SocraticMethod: @jaimeblacken "Thunder Junction Early Access Event"
 GredGredmansson: THE Alan Wake?
josh___something: BOOOOO
brilliantScoundrel: Dopplegang does nothing for 2. Very similar card vis a vie cost. Not an unreasonable connection to make.
 BusTed: 
 GredGredmansson: 
Spades_Slicc: https://clips.twitch.tv/WanderingReliableSageDBstyle-Ea--CiXVBmsCWszG
 Knightclasse: There is at least one card that does literally nothing for three mana in this set
1MrGhost: He got sent to the shadow realm?
 notthepenguins: turns out the Dark Place is just the exile zone
 RocknGrohlNerd: very good Graham, dang it that was good
the_fanerdic: I’m late! How’s the FamJam going?
 SocraticMethod: @jaimeblacken https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuqdMmu2dfw
 spinebustertee: From the Gisa and Geralf story: "Oh, a lot of my new friends are too old to be here, and some of them were buried elsewhere, then moved. They're not all happy about that." Gisa's smile sharpened. "They'd like to have words with the people who held the shovels."
 GredGredmansson: its all crimes
 tsp397: Crimes?
 RocknGrohlNerd: 
 DrLigmaPhD: That art on Vanishing Verse fuckin rules
ThePixelSavage: Paul cracked it!
KineBuds: @the_fanerdic graham is a crime boss
 notthepenguins: @spinebustertee wait, wait, someone who WASN'T gisa moved them over???
IaCthulhuFthagn: Breaking News is a lot like the Strixhaven spellbook, in that almost all of them are first pick material.
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: that's one way to get the scoop
 JonnyH: The newspaper doing crimes? Wasn't that a James Bond film?
vaguegrant: https://clips.twitch.tv/AthleticResourcefulWallabyKappaRoss-nOOpCIYNUv_cCX8L
 RocknGrohlNerd: classic news, reporting only bad stuff no feel good stories 
Xonlic: YES!
 GredGredmansson: what's the worst one?  Thornado?
 munocard: OMG
KineBuds: nice
  TXC2: JonnyH  yeap, tomorrow never dies
 GredGredmansson: FATHER SON TEAM
 ghizmou: kelland AND oko
thedevil_risen1: Oko time   
 lightfut: Oko oh no
Spades_Slicc: father, son, and Gisa
cameron_in_the_hizous: father and son bonding!
Jaime Grijalba: electrodominance mr stark?? whyyyyy
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: the twinkwalker!
JustOniWorks: 
KineBuds: ez 7-0
LuixVix: Like father, like son
Xonlic: He who summons twinks
Spades_Slicc: now if only Kellen was an interesting character
 EOstby: TOS
drewm1022: We can all fix ourselves a bit.
 GredGredmansson: 
thedevil_risen1: Man ben is on cire today
Tommadness: fix your giant beaver
  TXC2: Spades_Slicc  or if Oko wasn't a piece of shit 
thedevil_risen1: *fire
 spinebustertee: Good ole Johnny Fireheadface
IaCthulhuFthagn: Is it just me by the way... or is the OTJ Oko the least hot one by far?
 EOstby: Whoa there, Ghost Rider.
 DrLigmaPhD: Glad we got Kellan for those of us who want our twinks more emotionally well-adjusted
 just__fitz: Johnny fire skin over there with his magic excema
 BrowneePoints: I wonder if that rabbit is from Bloomburrow
 Skajetolaf: Dance of the Tumbleweeds?
 munocard: Sorcery tho
Xonlic: OMG
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: @IaCthulhuFthagn i've never found him hot, he's too smug
 GredGredmansson: i mean, use it if you got it
vaguegrant: Ooh, desert
 munocard: Take the desert?
 eye_h_bar: That desert looks good
 GredGredmansson: what the frog do?  crime.
artacuno53: show me what dat frog do
TriforceDrummer: Desert seems good
 EOstby: Crime Frog.
KineBuds: @IaCthulhuFthagn oh wait till you see the new plush gremlin they are pushing
 RealGamerCow: what the frog doin
Vampyre_Lord: what does frog do? crimes
drewm1022: What does the frog say?
  TXC2: what that frog do?
  TXC2: !advice
  LRRbot: If it's all flared base, it's not a flared base.
Vampyre_Lord: massacre may not be a crime, but murder sure is
 GredGredmansson: !findquote frog
  LRRbot: Quote #6213: "I could live as a frog." —Adam [2019-07-15]
 EOstby: Turns out, Murder is a crime.
Dark Esch: oh both Oko and Kellen
IaCthulhuFthagn: @Liliana_of_the_Valleys As an object, that is, not as a character.
Spades_Slicc: nothing Oko did during OTJ story was out of line from what we saw of him from the og eldraine story, a lot of it was even interesting. Kellen is just a nothing burger of a POV character who can't even keep his internal conflicts straight chapter to chapter @txc2
DAC169: I forgotted that this was today!  
 RocknGrohlNerd: @drewm1022 ribbit, question mark 
thedevil_risen1: Ruin the beaver while fixing yourself
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: @LRRbot paging badge 502, don't meet him like that
 GredGredmansson: very convincing fake
Xonlic: Both players just staring blankly at each other
 spinebustertee: He's a commando because he's not wearing underwar
  TXC2: Spades_Slicc  fair enough, just dead beats dad hits close to home 
 just__fitz: For stuff
 notthepenguins: style
 BrowneePoints: love Kellan
 munocard: For his boyfriend
Spades_Slicc: Ben it's a sex thing
Atomskin: Yeehaw!! How much longer are y'all playing today?
 DrLigmaPhD: kink
 Tom_Bruise: they're just feeling fancy, is that not allowed?
KineBuds: fashion , duh
brilliantScoundrel: You faked their own death preemptively.
 RocknGrohlNerd: its flavorful
 GredGredmansson: congratulatoins, you are the 219622nd caller!
Xonlic: I can draw you an answer
IaCthulhuFthagn: Backwards!
 munocard: It's a sex thing
 RealGamerCow: with consent
Xonlic: Homarnid!!! Ben !!
KineBuds: they are not allowed to buy nice things ?
  TXC2: they ride consensually
ThePixelSavage: the art direction for this set is not great ...
Xonlic: It's a crab person cowboy!
 DrLigmaPhD: Reverse-cowperson position
thedevil_risen1: In soviet russia, you don't spur mount, mount suprs you
 GredGredmansson: "Grunkle Stan points to painting of Horse Riding Another Horse"
 just__fitz: Cause if you are four legged mounting something, then your front legs would be at the flanks
 SocraticMethod: So they mount the horse 
 anhakha: We'll have to ask an expert on drawing horses
 hansk_olof_tarkir: Oh no I've solved the mystery of the spurs!!
 hansk_olof_tarkir: They spur themselves!!
ThePixelSavage: @hansk_olof_tarkir kinky
Cervantes3: Don't worry about it
Joep Smit: They are "Mounting" the horse
KineBuds: dont kink shame the spurs
 GredGredmansson: but he also mechanically works with adevntures
 Tom_Bruise: Kellan found his dad! Turns out he sucks
IaCthulhuFthagn: Love me a good and straight-edged mana rectangle.
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: @hansk_olof_tarkir masochism....ok
 RocknGrohlNerd: @KineBuds the english football club?
 BrowneePoints: kellan is also just cracked
 DrLigmaPhD: "Found my dad, he's a bastard" - Kellan
  TXC2: Kellan just gonna settle down with his vamp goth girlfriend
 baltimore_667083: @rockngrohlnerd we shake ourselves enough tbh
 hansk_olof_tarkir: @liliana_of_the_valleys It's more like, how orcs paint their vehicles red
 baltimore_667083: shame*
thedevil_risen1: As long as thier not in tottenham and their spurs arent hot
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 DarkMorford: @RocknGrohlNerd I thought they played basketball
 munocard: BILLLLLLL
drewm1022: I would settle down with a vamp goth gf to be fair.
irikaj: Kellan's truly one of the few outright winners in the mtg story
 circusofkirkus: the ultimate crime!
 baskwalla: Crabe
 Tom_Bruise: I'm not sure how... comitted Olivia is to her union with Edgar
KineBuds: bill is busted
  TXC2: RocknGrohlNerd  nah, Tottnam knows what they did  
Xonlic: Due to Commandor Hussle, Cory is referred to as "The Scary One that's Married to Beej" in my friend group. And that's not...wrong?
 munocard: BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
 BrowneePoints: Bristly Bill!!!
cheshire_creeper: Insane card btw
 DrLigmaPhD: @drewm1022 Fairy BF or Vampire GF?
Chartle: and get to 20 power and blow up the world
TriforceDrummer: I was so excited when she showed up at the end of the story
 GredGredmansson: Johnny Cactus Seed I think
 munocard: He's ridonkulous
thedevil_risen1: Cactus Durid. 🌵
 OldUncleDan: He's sick?  Oh no!  I hope he'll be okay!
KineBuds: thats billy the kid
 jacqui_lantern234: im back with food and OOH HEY A CORI 
 RocknGrohlNerd: @TXC2 
 hansk_olof_tarkir: I want Bristly Bill to make acquaintance with my hamster
drewm1022: Six of one, half a dozen of the other.
 SocraticMethod: is [attacking] Arena thing?
 BrowneePoints: cleave
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 GredGredmansson: @SocraticMethod the brackets are on cleave cards
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 hansk_olof_tarkir: I mean, Minscs hamster
 BrowneePoints: it’s cleave formatting from MID
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: kellan and his gf become travel bloggers...major contributors to the guide to the multiverse
Spades_Slicc: @SocraticMethod Mechanic from one of the innistrads recently
KineBuds: spinewood so good
 Tom_Bruise: @KineBuds From a town known as Cactus, Thunder Junction / Rode a plant with a sixgun in his hand
Spades_Slicc: @BrowneePoints I agree, cleave is MID
  TXC2: Liliana_of_the_Valleys  I need Kathleen to write that book
 GredGredmansson: there's like 2
 GredGredmansson: the other one is in green
brilliantScoundrel: Is vampirism hereditary? Would their child be 25% fey, 25% human, 50% vampire, or 25% fey and 75% human? (Assuming Amalia is base human)
 Wolfstrike_NL: O no, now Graham has to deal with a Giant Beaver
 munocard: instant wrath
 GredGredmansson: 
drewm1022: How recently was it stuffed?
 munocard: oh my
Xonlic: "I have to deal with this giant bever" Me too Grahamn. As a lesbian, me too!
Spades_Slicc: @brilliantScoundrel can mtg vampires have bio kids?
polluxr: @brilliantScoundrel I mean, Ixalan vampirism is not hereditary, so I'd assume their kid would simply be 25% fae
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: @TXC2 same...and/or any other D&D material
 munocard: we need two lands for that wrath
  TXC2: brilliantScoundrel  it's punnet squares , theres a chance the child is either all human, or have fae half vamp
Dark Esch: that is a large beaver
 RocknGrohlNerd: the Git-who? what? this set has everything
IaCthulhuFthagn: I can't believe they put Thalia in this set.
 hansk_olof_tarkir: Maybe the spurs are magical, I can't imagine theyre okay at wotc for good guys to dig spikes into animals for velocity. So, the spurs must be magical! Which explains why the quadrupeds have spurred themselves as well.
 just__fitz: Can you lose abilities after they mount and double block?
polluxr: It's the final showdown
 munocard: Double block anyway?
 SocraticMethod: @GredGredmansson Thanks, the reminder text reminded
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: @Xonlic as a brit, we don't have giant beavers, just massive [censored]s
 just__fitz: Might be a wait for wrath
 GredGredmansson: yes.
 munocard: You still need a total of 6 for the wrath though.
 hansk_olof_tarkir: @garfman314 ever heard of the bremer musicians?
drewm1022: That beaver is coming right for us.
 jacqui_lantern234: the beaver is coming, you say? 
Xonlic: @Liliana_of_the_Valleys FUck lol
brilliantScoundrel: Saddling with vehicles isn't only possible, but potentially relevant if the vehicle has a higher power than crew cost. I think that's neat.
 just__fitz: is it sorcery or could it be after blcok
Spades_Slicc: !card explosive der
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 RocknGrohlNerd: @jacqui_lantern234   beavers are hot topic today 
  QuixoticScrivener: vehicles can crew vehicles
Penguinizer: Does Saddle allow two creatures to ride eachother?
 GredGredmansson: yes but that's not recommended
  TXC2: Penguinizer  no, they tap as part of the saddling
brilliantScoundrel: I think if you have an untapper, you could have a saddle loop.
 notthepenguins: also vehicles wearing equipment
irikaj: A mount can saddle a creature which then saddles the first mount again
 just__fitz: Lose abilities include trample?
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: @Xonlic that joke has been in my head since the not-ppr crack a pack when Graham called us all giant beavers
 jacqui_lantern234: @RocknGrohlNerd im glad at least one person enjoys my poor sense of humour 
 munocard: F
irikaj: Mtg judge flavour drawings on twitter is very good
 BusTed: 
  TXC2: elko became crabko?
 jacqui_lantern234:   
 JonnyH: Nature always has time for crab
thrashingkangaroo: What if you mount the giant beaver with crabs?
ThorSokar: 🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀
 Tom_Bruise: crustaceano?
theamc2000: howdy
brilliantScoundrel: From the people that brought you Detroit: become human
 Verrain2: Really missing the crab rave music.
 RocknGrohlNerd:  
 EOstby: Carcinization comes for us all.
Spades_Slicc: but next turn Oko can wrangle some dangles
brilliantScoundrel: Oko: become crab
 GredGredmansson: Tales from the Mana Crypt had a cute comic where Oko became a mount an Kellan rode him as they family bounded
IaCthulhuFthagn: @irikaj So many amazing tokens.
   LoadingReadyRun:  I find it hard to believe that Kellen is the first time Oko has run into a child he didn't know about.
DanTheMediocre: dontcha mean Zed, Ben?
ColdMonsterSlug: Any codes for this set?
 RocknGrohlNerd: ooooh double wrangler triggers with oko
cheshire_creeper: how does the famjam work again?
 Tom_Bruise: @LoadingReadyRun I don't want to think about how many babymommas Oko abandoned
  TXC2: cheshire_creeper  we just play games and track when we win
drewm1022: Your outlaws will have to wallow without merriment once again.
 lightfut: Ben am have pony for pet!
 jacqui_lantern234: jokes on you, graham! my existence is humiliating!!!!! 
 powerflapjack: Outlaw's Ennuiment
Vampyre_Lord: win=1 point, 7 wins get you a bonus point. sometimes there are achievement points, and there used to be teams
 munocard: dangle those wrangles
kobayashi_v: Oh no!  Ben's no longer against just Rakdos!  His Rakdos Intolerance has no effect!
  TXC2: blroff
polluxr: disgusting!
 EOstby: Stupid Sexy Oko strikes again.
cheshire_creeper: @TXC2 I thought that the hosts rotated, though?
 RocknGrohlNerd: I love the value, but still hate hate hate oko
Vampyre_Lord: dangler of the wranged
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: wrangle out with your dangle out
 GredGredmansson: Magda, Brazen Non-Outlaw
 jacqui_lantern234: please dont make dry-heave noises, im eating
Dothewhatnow: I have a greasefang deck, and I always love crewing a vehicle, using it to crew another vehicle and so on for like, 9 vehicles for the hahas
  TXC2: cheshire_creeper  yeah they do,Cori has replaced Nelson
Spades_Slicc: Why does Thunder Junction have enough ghosts to require they be wrangled? People have only been able to access the plane freely for 18 months
 powerflapjack: @Dothewhatnow yeah, just big Gurren Lagann energy
Atomskin: I wanna see someone open BOTH Oko's and play them both. Just to be a real degenerate. Lol
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: @Spades_Slicc lots of villains make lots of corpses
 munocard: Yes, he loses his other abilities
 GredGredmansson: "up to one"
 munocard: You can choose not to copy
 luke1x: So how messed up is this oko
 munocard: Yeah, double dangle is definitely better
 EOstby: Ghost Riders in the Sky.
Bearudite: ghost rider in the sky
theamc2000: yeehaw cowghost
 just__fitz: Ghost rider in the sky, yippie kai yay
 powerflapjack: (ghost riders in the sky intensifies)
Spades_Slicc: Anyone played with/against Jace?
 GredGredmansson: oh it has the new Sword?
thedevil_risen1: What is okos loyalty gain abil?
brilliantScoundrel: Is this a flying spirit set?
 GredGredmansson: fair
packattack_0: the wrangler makes ghost riders in the sky
Vampyre_Lord: that tracks.
  QuixoticScrivener: The Wild Hunt
 GredGredmansson: @thedevil_risen1 Draw 2, then discard 2.  Discard only 1 if you crimed.
 DrLigmaPhD: The gritty old west is a makredly more pleasant place than Innistrad
 just__fitz: Nah its taming them
Chartle: he's wrangling em to your side
ThePixelSavage: The Wrangler is just murdering ...
 Tweygoh: family reunion
 powerflapjack: @QuixoticScrivener i'm still upset Moonshaker Cavalry wasn't just called The Wild Hunt
Vampyre_Lord: no the ghosts are there already. wrangler just wrangles them to your side of the field
 luke1x: Either that or they are a bad wrangler and they keep escaping
Bruceski: Condos for saaaaaaaaale, contos to buuuuuuyyyy...
  TXC2: like them people who bread snakes when there was a bounty for killing snakes
 mortazza_e_vino: abs tribal
millenomi: that's the signpost uncommon for amorous pass-go + plot
millenomi: azorius*
Vampyre_Lord: ghost riders in this guy
 SocraticMethod: I've already pointed this out in the PRS but OTJ tokens are fantastic: https://scryfall.com/sets/totj
irikaj: The family reunion is here (plays a shark)
 just__fitz: Yippie kai yay, yippie kai oooo
TotallyNotaBeholder: Ghost riders in the sky... with diamonds.... wait a minute
brilliantScoundrel: I don't mean is the set centered around flying spirits, just if the spirit tokens fly or not. Kamigawan spirits dont. Ravnican spirits do. You gotta double check your spirits every set.
 Verrain2: Loads gun.  Sky's haunted.
 GredGredmansson: these spirits fly yes
 luke1x: Ghost rider seems dec
 EOstby: Ben's cylinders, operating at full throat.
thedevil_risen1: Nice Deck Ben Ben GG 👏 👌 👍 🙌
 30teracyte: ancient cornucopia seems not good
 RocknGrohlNerd: must be nice, Jimmy
 GredGredmansson: xXx_JimmyWong_xXx
Bearudite: mr jimson wonginton
irikaj: Jimothy Wong, Magic The Gathering
 powerflapjack: you see ttv in the dead by daylight username you just find another room
Xonlic: *Pokes fingers* I put TTV in my handle so people check me out...
brilliantScoundrel: Ok but what if that's Josh's account actually?
 luke1x: Good thing it has MTG in the name I thought it was the actor!
 RocknGrohlNerd: the dangler wrangler made Ben into control player
 eye_h_bar: Uh oh, Ben's turning into a draw-go player!
 groovemancery: why cast spells when you can make ghost?
Vampyre_Lord: "maybe its because im winning, but i really like this archetype?"
irikaj: Join us in the draw go
 LithelyUnshod: And Beth
 Pywodwagon: “I play magic as an art piece”
 LithelyUnshod: Queen of Cardboard
thedevil_risen1: AirBubbles!!!!
 powerflapjack: @Pywodwagon (homer simpson beating a deck with a crowbar) WHY MUST LIFE BE SO HARD
 BrowneePoints: duelist is good
brilliantScoundrel: With the number of man lands that are in standard, 5 color no spells beatdown is theoretically a (bad) deck you could build.
  TXC2: powerflapjack  why must I fail at every attempt at combo?
 luke1x: Oh you have the outlaw alchemist
polluxr: weird not killing the lifelinker
 GredGredmansson: she's great at crime
theamc2000: why does it have big bow?
 spinebustertee: is that reach thing there so there's no 'that has reach?!' moments?
 powerflapjack: @TXC2 how's your dad's deckbuilding coming along, bart? i think he's almost done (looks outside, sees homer screaming as he slams a counterbalance in it) yeah. he's done.
 GredGredmansson: reach
 kumatsu: I will not block, block is the creature-killer
  TXC2: powerflapjack  
cameron_in_the_hizous: I really dont like the new reach UI, you can't see the card art! thats like 80% of playing magic
cameron_in_the_hizous: is there a way of turning it off?
cheshire_creeper: okay so pingers are good, noted
  TXC2: block it, shock it, shake my hand
TriforceDrummer: Plot do damage is basically Channel, but you get a free spell after 
thedevil_risen1: Nice sequencing Graham
TotallyNotaBeholder: Hooray Cards!
 GredGredmansson: "Ok, here's my elaborate plot.  I shoot them and they die."
 spinebustertee: and a prismatic vista, oooh
millenomi: is that a No More Surprise Reach indicator I see
 just__fitz: Its only on the thunder junction cards I think
cameron_in_the_hizous: got it, and thank you
 zelukester: like a karma chameleon
 luke1x: No sneaky reach, that is sad
 munocard: Yeah, card is silly
 GredGredmansson: well this is a separate server so they probably haven't updted the main server yet
 luke1x: At least we still have sneaky flying
DanTheMediocre: it becomes a desert in addition to its other types
brilliantScoundrel: Is that what the sparkly bow was? That makes sense.
 RocknGrohlNerd: last week I saw stolen the One ring stolen in commander game
 GredGredmansson: I'd give Desertion a shot for sure
 BrowneePoints: The bombs in the set are bomby enough that desertion is still decent
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 WormBoyJames: oh damn a prismatic vista too
 powerflapjack: @RocknGrohlNerd oh dang, you played with deagol AND smeagol?
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: @LRRbot nice
shiningelbow: what's the shortcut?
cameron_in_the_hizous: there was a similar 5 mana counter in ixilan that was... not great cause leaving up 5 mana is pretty obvious
thedevil_risen1: t:cre
 Blacklm1492: from SNC
 GredGredmansson: that's New Cappena too
 GredGredmansson: the taxi ride of eternity
DuelityGaming: Damage on the stack style
 munocard: lickshot slockpicker
Angreed66: at least it's streamer on streamer rope violence
 just__fitz: Bounce the spirit maybe
 Tom_Bruise: The Rural Juror and the Case of the Slickshot Lockpikcer
DanTheMediocre: ah yes the SlickSlokk Shocklicker
theamc2000: lunch oasis?
cheshire_creeper: cwab
  TXC2: the shitshock shlockpicker 
 luke1x: Those emotes seem up a certain cowboys wheelhouse!
 just__fitz: This is the Ol West, we ain't doin non o that spellin stuf
DanTheMediocre: slickshock shockslicker
IaCthulhuFthagn: "I hope they don't have any spells"... OP plays a huge manland.
thedevil_risen1: Gg ben
TotallyNotaBeholder: So I've learned if you can draft Oko, do it
HBElam: uh oh, is Ben gonna fold five?
IaCthulhuFthagn: @TotallyNotaBeholder Novel draft experience, right?
hackingducks: james verses LSV... should be fun
TotallyNotaBeholder: @IaCthulhuFthagn I started playing with Ikoria, so for me, kinda is novel, but I've heard tales 
 snortablecola: pogging irl in real life
IaCthulhuFthagn: @TotallyNotaBeholder Lost Caves?
IaCthulhuFthagn: Wait, Ikoria, not Ixalan, brain fart.
 luke1x: You got this Ben!
TotallyNotaBeholder: @IaCthulhuFthagn Lair of Behemoths, the set that released with Covid
 Tom_Bruise: well that's weird, Outlaw's Merriment's odds of making an outlaw are 1 in 3
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: ikoria lair of companions
 Tom_Bruise: Not... 1 in 1...
theamc2000: @tom_bruise outlaws merriment is having friends
Benjamin Lehman: What do you have to do to get a content creator account? I’d love early access and I’d stream
cheshire_creeper: that knifepoint enchantment does work...
 just__fitz: The merriment is the friends we made along the way
 Tom_Bruise: @theamc2000 what, you don't check your friends' CVs for criminal history?
 luke1x: Is the ability on the 1/1s been relevant
theamc2000: @tom_bruise that is the time left blank right?
 Mr_Horrible: Pro Tour Day 2 Competitor, Ben "James Turner" Ulmer
thedevil_risen1: GgWP Ben beating LSV
 TomCatFrost: 1/1 ability is good on fliers basically
 rynsfelda: "Retire champion!"
  TXC2: BILL BILL BILL BILL
Vampyre_Lord: LSV just said James played that game really well! good job james!
hackingducks: ben beat LSV!
 just__fitz: He's burried so many spines
 GredGredmansson: BILL NYE THE CACTUS GUY
IaCthulhuFthagn: Bristly Bill, the Science Guy!
 luke1x: Big Cwab
Raven: monkaS opponents boards
thedevil_risen1: Hang on.. there was a Friday Nights with that plot
Vampyre_Lord: i jumped over real quick to see
DanTheMediocre: somene tell James he took a game off LSV in this event
thedevil_risen1: Hehehe
 luke1x: Can we #blameJames?
Technotrout: Howdy from Denmark. How are y'all doing? :)
 just__fitz: Wasnt the Paul grand prix episode with LSV
AkaiPandaTV: I was just telling Headology how gross Bristly bill was and you pulled it on her 
 luke1x: Especially in BO1
  Dix: Not winning every game is a lie pushed by Big Hall-Of-Fame to make you THINK they're human
 BusTed: moral victory
M0nzaa: james now has beaten pvddr AND lsv. wow
tendrilsoftragedy: Ben have you considered changing your name to the Legend Killer? You can have a bad back due to all those RKO's out of nowhere
  TXC2: IT'S DIX !
 Mr_Horrible: so true, honestly
 GredGredmansson: me vadmir me total vampire
  Dix: Sup all!
jrgongjah: Howdy
 just__fitz: Crab?
  TXC2: hello jrgongjah  welcome
 1y1e: Turn't for L'Oko
 just__fitz: Crab then add counter maybe
brilliantScoundrel: James has a win over the 3/1 from strixhaven? That's pretty cool.
Vampyre_Lord: mood
 RealGamerCow: pose for the fans
  Dix: noooooo
TriforceDrummer: You go big guy!
 just__fitz: The slowest train crash
DanTheMediocre: @Dix 
theamc2000: baah
 munocard: Cori....
M0nzaa: good bluff
Chartle: red sends creatures in to the red zone
 DiscordianTokkan: 
Vampyre_Lord: get rekt headolog
 Mr_Horrible: it's just Cultural Revolution Era China, don't worry about it
 Tom_Bruise: the big button says "Attack"... with words
cameron_in_the_hizous: its not a misplay if it works out
 KodeMage: It was such a bad play they were suspicious
Angreed66: red is aggressive blue is passive it works
 GredGredmansson: they've been getting away with that for 7 years
 munocard: Bill up the joint
cameron_in_the_hizous: Magic is like 99% mind games
 anhakha: Bad plays are just unintended bluffs.
  TXC2: we're in their head now
tendrilsoftragedy: Who's familiar with Aunty Donna and Biggoted Bill. Bristley Bill gets that tune every time for me.
 just__fitz: Its cause they write in American English instead of Canadian English
Kentosaurus: nah, that was a brilliant bluff while representing a combat trick
 Tom_Bruise: well hey, free damage, we take those
 LithelyUnshod: Thinking in colours is a real thing
 KodeMage: "She's playing 5d hyper chess!"
Vampyre_Lord: headology: well played james
 EvilBadman: Masterful Gambit, Sir
theamc2000: bill!
  TXC2: (slams nuts in car door) "masterful gambit sir"
 munocard: NO! BILL~
Tommadness: took Bill for a ride
ArgentLightVanguard: thatsa crime
 just__fitz: They Stole Bill, Time for them to pay the bill
Dark Esch: not punished
 luke1x: Is Kenji on Mono removal
 EvilBadman: @TXC2 lol
  TXC2: "judge, opp has a synergistic deck"
petey_vonwho: Jail for Kenji! Jail for a thousand years!
 munocard: I still love that Larceny isn't a crime.
theamc2000: !card larceny
  LRRbot: Larceny [3BB] | Enchantment | Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card.
 munocard: NO!
TriforceDrummer: POOR BILL
 munocard: THEY FLUNG BILL
 GredGredmansson: bill bill bill bil bill *sobbing*
funguslore: Fling!?
Xonlic: Have we tried the heart of the cards?
 Tom_Bruise: THEY KILLED BILL!!
brilliantScoundrel: Me, gesturing to my second cake just to have as i eat my cake in front of youm
 AzaleaCloud: Those Mercenary tokens are neat. :3 Angelic Page was one of my fav cards when I first started playing.
 just__fitz: Ah the Piano Trio
cameron_in_the_hizous: I can't believe they would steal your card!
 just__fitz: Time for the Entertainer
theamc2000: what a raucous ruckus
  TXC2: are you not enTWOtained ?
cameron_in_the_hizous: Good idea ben, steal his card!
 thegitrogsquirrel: do Canadians know Bill Nye
 luke1x: Love fling in this limited format. It's such dumb fun
 munocard: Why not?
 just__fitz: @thegitrogsquirrel Yes
cameron_in_the_hizous: same
  TXC2: thegitrogsquirrel  yeap
 munocard: Who wants to live without Bill?
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TriforceDrummer: I think you can cast the spell, but still have to pay the extra costs for the modes
cameron_in_the_hizous: the same way kicker would right?
TophTheHermit: Was secret reach such a problem that they now highlight reach creatures on your combat?
Xonlic: Enya's Only Time starts playing
 luke1x: Man that enchantment with the crime pinger is brutal
 GredGredmansson: you still have to pay additional costs
Tommadness: You don't pay for the top right, you still pay for the additional costs
gibbousm: You need to pay the Extra Costs for each mode
Xonlic: "Whoo can say when the Spree plays?"
irikaj: You still get to pay additional costs when you cast something for free
IaCthulhuFthagn: BEN
Cool Cockatoo: you're cooked
 AzaleaCloud: Ohhh, I get it, it's a *crime* spree.
TriforceDrummer: Correct
 Tom_Bruise: Ben, we're all flattered, I'm sure, but we don't want to ride your big horn... Not without dinner first, at least
 AzaleaCloud: Because every mode target.
 AzaleaCloud: targets*
 anhakha: It's like kicker
 munocard: Right, it's just like Spree and Isochron Scepter.
TriforceDrummer: And since you can't cast a Spree spell without the extra modes, you have to pick at least one mode
 just__fitz: They other horned cat thing that isnt a feladar
 GredGredmansson: native to both Tarkir AND Ravnica
 TheDevil_Risen: Ajani, the Kitty of Wall Street? (because their a wolf, killing your sheeps)
theamc2000: !card quick draw
  LRRbot: Quick Draw [R] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains first strike until end of turn. Creatures target opponent controls lose first strike and double strike until end of turn.
 just__fitz: Que the Baron by Johnny Cash
brilliantScoundrel: It's like a lynx, but you mistype
 anhakha: The 'ynx' suffix, and the fact it's a cat, implies it's like a sphynx...?
  TXC2: i'd say greywater has a high pitched, southern dandy voice
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: @anhakha or like a lynx
irikaj: They need to bring back Mount in Bloomburrow
BatenicYork: the reach arrow stole all the animation budget
 AzaleaCloud: Electrodominance says eat the rich
irikaj: I want to have my mice riding a rabbit
funguslore: Baron, bathroom graywater
deskisdead: really nice
brilliantScoundrel: That play was sweet
DAC169: Clap
 Mr_Bitterness: Vaaaalueeee
 Land_Manatee: What a blowout
BatenicYork: That was a nice sequence
Vampyre_Lord: well played james
 TheDevil_Risen: Impeccable Graham!
Vampyre_Lord: i mean, grah
brilliantScoundrel: Great move there by James
 TheDevil_Risen: NOOT NOOT1
 just__fitz: !card Slick Sequence
  LRRbot: Slick Sequence [UR] | Instant | Slick Sequence deals 2 damage to any target. If you've cast another spell this turn, draw a card.
 AzaleaCloud: Red gaming 
 luke1x: I like the boros deck in this
Bearudite: getta rope
DanTheMediocre: is the deputy alright at least?
  TXC2: gotta take the train removal city
 Rogue_07: Is the armadillo going to give Graham leprosy?
 luke1x: You just have to live for 11 turns
tendrilsoftragedy: Ben are you just playing everyone who drafted with Cori
 GredGredmansson: tinybones makes dry bones noises
 TheDevil_Risen: Honestly, i was pretty low on this set, but seeing it in action between LRR and the SPikes has me pretty jazzed
 AzaleaCloud: It's just like the Mega Man X level
 McMenno: the haul is being thrown at the armadillo
 AzaleaCloud: A vehicle going off the rails and hitting the lair of the Armored Armadillo
 anhakha: The plan is to Harm a dillo.
 Rogue_07: Flavor 
 just__fitz: Oh my God, it's a mirage I'm tellin' y'all, it's a sabotage
 luke1x: Is a 4 booty bigger than a train?
cheshire_creeper: Gormless is a good word
 notthepenguins: the train hit it and bounced off
M0nzaa: did the armadillo put on the armor or did he grow it out
Veste: armadillo: NO! hit the BRAKES
brilliantScoundrel: Large rocks can wander gormlessly?
 AzaleaCloud: @Veste I can't STOP IIIIIT~!
 TheDevil_Risen: There's a mill Homarid?
 TheDevil_Risen: SICK!
Veste: @AzaleaCloud 💥💥💥💥💥💥
Atomskin: @just__fitz Fry, that was a thousand years ago! Now we have seven.
 luke1x: How many lands have we bottomed now
  TXC2: Right chat I'm off
hackingducks: it's no hedron crab but we love mill homarid all the same
  TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
 TheDevil_Risen: Take care TXC
 anhakha: Hi off, I'm anhakha!
 TheDevil_Risen: thanks for chilling
DanTheMediocre: @brilliantScoundrel the pioneers used to ride those babies for miles
 just__fitz: @Atomskin Can I borrow the new ones and some blank tapes?
 luke1x: Just one more game
Proudboar: Crap I forgot about the FamJam!
 RealGamerCow: Family Jamily
 snowymeercat: FamJam
 TheDevil_Risen: well there is a block u can make that saves it but int not great
cameron_in_the_hizous: easy game
 luke1x: Never not had it
 Proudboar: Wow, they really DO hide the sub w/ tit option now, don't they?
 AzaleaCloud: Oko just wants to decorate his walls with elk horns. It's on flavor.
M0nzaa: not a joko
tendrilsoftragedy: Oko kayo
 TheDevil_Risen: Almost Fair Oko? THat's a joke
 MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: NewKo cola? .... wait
cameron_in_the_hizous: imagine if he could copy Planeswalkers too
brilliantScoundrel: "My ilk elks" -old oko family saying
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 Gekyouryuu: One-ko, two-ko, old-ko, new-ko
 Tom_Bruise: Well it's Lazav, so I guess there's poop afoot
 munocard: He's dangling!
 GredGredmansson: speaking of enjoying being a rabbit
theamc2000: hot crossed buns
 just__fitz: Full send
cameron_in_the_hizous: tapped planeswalkers always freak me out
 AzaleaCloud: Still got lethal in the air.
theamc2000: crab
 AzaleaCloud: Welp.
M0nzaa: lazavs final form: crab
 luke1x: Is the mill an uncommon?
 munocard: Become as crabs.
hackingducks: all will be crab
 Tom_Bruise: will giraffes become crabs?
 just__fitz: Lazav looking at the wanted posters, "They only get my eyes right"
 TheDevil_Risen: I am Lahzav, destroyer of worlds, Raver of Crabs
 Dumori: Once Crab nolonger be shapeshifter
 Mr_Bitterness: Carcinisation comes for us all.
 Tom_Bruise: even giraffes?
brilliantScoundrel: Carcinisation was one of the main goals for the simic in this fiscal year!
 Tom_Bruise: or... perhaps, especially giraffes?
 munocard: No! Bill!
 McMenno: NOOOOOOOOO
 munocard: So much Bill tragedy!
DAC169: so rude 
 GredGredmansson: *angry piany intensifies*
 JRandomHacker: I've said before - the fact that Magic has a penalty called "failure to maintain game state" should make any programmer very scared about implementing it
cameron_in_the_hizous: he was so young I assume!
 boyesie: I had to dip out for dinner, has cori found as many pros as nelson did?
janowiec01: Any commanders that interest you from this set Ben? Just curious
 munocard: Newly sentient
  Dix: Not born yesterday... but a couple months ago.
 munocard: There must have been some magic in that old cowboy hat they found.
cameron_in_the_hizous: some Zendikar bullshit I assume
 GredGredmansson: it sure is
 Tom_Bruise: so the omenjuice made the cactars feel the need to ask why pain must be real. Coolcool
 anhakha: They're just prepping for the final fantasy universes beyond by adding cactus people early.
Hellishdream: Isn't Omenjuice just Aether?
wholovesclutch: how goes the Junctioning?
 JonnyH: Poor cactus people - they used to be happy photosynthesizing but now they have to worry about rent and stuff
  Dix: @anhakha with the soul read
 GredGredmansson: please the cactus people have enough juice
 Blacklm1492: @anhakha sabotenders REJOICE
 munocard: Juice the Blind Eternities
DarthCakeN7: Drink omenjuice! It’ll quench ya!
 EOstby: How many levels of Omenjuice are you on, my cactus?
 TheDevil_Risen: got to make sure you pre juice before you planeswalk
  Dix: The quenchiest
 AzaleaCloud: @Blacklm1492 I can't waste to cast Thousand Needles for lethal.
  QuixoticScrivener: Invasive species
 AzaleaCloud: wait*
 GredGredmansson: "Hey this place is actually pretty dang nice"
 notthepenguins: what was left of amonkhet to fare badly even
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: amonkhet has not fared well...ever
 GredGredmansson: It didn't fare well BEFORE the Phyrexian War
irikaj: Amonkhet didn't fare well at any point
 munocard: There weren't many folks left on Amonkhet to begin with at the Phyriexian War
ihlendrax: Amonkhet hasn’t faired well…period.
cameron_in_the_hizous: their last god also died or something
Hellishdream: Amonket was already kinda ruined, so it was like invading ruins trying to hunt down the survivors.
 AzaleaCloud: Yeah, Nicol Bolas kinda wrecked the place.
 AzaleaCloud: And it was already kind of a wreck beforehand.
 luke1x: I have hear of catdog but this is ridiculous
 GredGredmansson: its telling that both of Amonkhet's native walkers sparked for HAPPY REASONS
 Mr_Bitterness: No, I believe Hazoret is still kicking in Amonkhet
cameron_in_the_hizous: it really is the universes punching bag
 Rogue_07: Does the bandit shapeshifter have Plot?
 GredGredmansson: @Rogue_07
 GredGredmansson: yes
 munocard: Are there any chicken outlaws?
 Rogue_07: Thx
KineBuds: your mom lets you have 2 desperados
Kentosaurus: art for double down looks like carmen sandiego
 luke1x: Man would love mill to be somewhat visible
DarthCakeN7: Carmen is probably a rogue, right? She’s an outlaw
KineBuds: @luke1x sad it only got 2 cards : (
 GredGredmansson: its the quenciest
Kentosaurus: @DarthCakeN7 definitely
 luke1x: Was eldraine the last time mill a reliable strat?
 JRandomHacker: I keep thinking I hear snippets of the Starcraft Terran theme in this music
theamc2000: barnyard o bones
 AzaleaCloud: Steel guitar.
 just__fitz: Congrats on being the top stream in the Canada category
 boyesie: I keep thinking firefly with the music
Vitaliy Boch: you reat the chat?
DAC169: @luke1x I thought it was Zendikar Rising? 
DanTheMediocre: very early in the first borderlands also sounds a lot like this
 BusTed: 
 luke1x: Ah right I forgot about ruin crab. It was a good creb
Vitaliy Boch: read
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KineBuds: ggs
 McMenno: SHEESH
 GredGredmansson: wait was that a new animation for mill loss?
Tommadness: out of the corner, so smart
Tommadness: @GredGredmansson pretty sure that's always been the animation
 googoltudoris: i hate it when opponent wins. i love it when oopponent's deck pops off. v0v
Alex Wisdom: Big brain plays
 LoadingReadyRun: The players can't see the youtube chat, but I'm here :p
Tweygoh: *hellooo*
Vitaliy Boch: ok im out sorry
 Dog_of_Myth: How goes the FamJam?
Alex Wisdom: Greetings from the blind eternities
 LoadingReadyRun: OOOOOooooOOOOOooo
Alex Wisdom: Any favourite cards from the set so far or still testing it out?
theamc2000: ty for the pbp Graham
 EvilBadman: The cream rises to the topdeck, yeeeah
 AzaleaCloud: You know how you win a topdeck war? You become the cream of the crop, because the cream RISES to the top! 
 Tom_Bruise: well at least the high crime rate is keeping Junction rent prices down... right?
Alex Wisdom: "The secret ingredient is crime"
Travis Tomblin: This looks like some sort of fam jam....
 AzaleaCloud: @Tom_Bruise Who do you think's committing all the crimes? >.>
 BusTed: good cow
 munocard: she so biiiig
 McMenno: COW
 AzaleaCloud: I love her.
Tommadness: Good cow, streamer
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 GredGredmansson: Bonny and Beau say trans rights
 Tom_Bruise: just eating cactus like it's grass, not like it's people
 TimIAm: I've been gone for awhile, how many more games have they played against Kenji
 GredGredmansson: no
cheshire_creeper: no
theamc2000: no
 Gekyouryuu: With the name Beau, I'm assuming the ox is male
irikaj: No
 KodeMage: reading the card explains the card?
 anhakha: What if you have blue leyline?
 boyesie: !card canyon crab
  LRRbot: Canyon Crab [1U] | Creature — Crab [0/5] | {1}{U}: Canyon Crab gets +2/−2 until end of turn. / At the beginning of your end step, if you haven't cast a spell from your hand this turn, draw a card, then discard a card.
 GredGredmansson: still no
 AzaleaCloud: I'm guessing still no because of the game rules?
Adiun Tesserande: Crime is never the answer. (It's the *question*. The answer is 'yes'!)
 KodeMage: "as a sorcery" @anhakha
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 TheDevil_Risen: the art on Eriette's Lullaby is pretty brutal
 GredGredmansson: @Gekyouryuu i thought Babe was originallly female
 EvilBadman: The Rock, obv
 boyesie: He got a 7, and peaced out
 Gekyouryuu: @gredgredmansson yeah, so male lumberjack with female ox in our world, female lumberjack with male ox in Thunder junction
cameron_in_the_hizous: having a face up counterspell is mega mind games
 AzaleaCloud: Nelson fanning himself with a spread of Thunder Junction packs. "Woo, that was a doozy, y'all~"
Mo0!: I’m sad they added that gigantic reach indicator
Mo0!: No more Secret Reach
polluxr: @cameron_in_the_hizous plot cards can only be cast at sorcery speed though
 TheDevil_Risen: CowStruct
 munocard: oh no
 Gekyouryuu: Also, between the beaver and the Paul Bunyan expy, the MtG multiverse definitely has a "canada" plane. (Paul Bunyan was French Canadian, look it up)
cameron_in_the_hizous: @polluxr thats why its such a big mindgame
 munocard: he's fast froggo
 Tom_Bruise: 'cuz it's  a mythic
 munocard: detour that bad boy
 EvilBadman: "Oh, so I die then?"
 boyesie: That has HASTE?!?
cameron_in_the_hizous: hes fast as fuck
 Wolfstrike_NL: it got all the horses to go fast
Angreed66: green and black can get haste
 Blacklm1492: we're lucky it doesn't have flying and vigilance PER THE RULES
 RatherLargeToad: All hail frog!   
 Dumori: frogs be fast
 Wolfstrike_NL: so much horsepower you know
atlr: maybe haste because of frog's tongue?
jamwno: It's golgari, thought that was supposed to get flying and vigilance
theamc2000: mill them?
cameron_in_the_hizous: seems pretty alright
 RatherLargeToad: Frog! Frog! Frog!
Alex Wisdom: The real question is why the toad doesn't have a cowboy hat
Mo0!: What is this DECK
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: isn't trample deathtouch more on colour for golgari
polluxr: beau going for a little detour
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: flying vigilance seems more selesnya...idk, i've been playing since ixalan and still feel like a noob
Mo0!: Jinx
 LiamK712: sooooo much reading
theamc2000: I
 AzaleaCloud: Shout-outs to Burger Squad
Gwandan: Daddy why are the burgers green?
 GredGredmansson: what did they plot?
 TheDevil_Risen: Beef for days
 TheDevil_Risen: and weeks
 TheDevil_Risen: and months 
 GredGredmansson: oh yikes
cheshire_creeper: uh it's spices
DarthCakeN7: @liliana_of_the_valleys Golagari flying deathtouch is a joke related to an answer from the last great designer search. Many people thought it was stupid that it was the correct answer.
 raulghoulia: coloidal silver
 Mr_Horrible: "It's blue cheese" "that's not how that works"
 Tom_Bruise: well you know blue cheese? it's like that, blue beef
blipbloop1000: thats a button right there
 EvilBadman: They're just really rare, Paul
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: @DarthCakeN7 ah, i thought i was missing something
 DoctorHutch: Steamed hams are traditionally always blue
 BusTed: Here I am
DanTheMediocre: sonic promotional collab
DanTheMediocre: it's just colouring trust us
 Mr_Horrible: @DanTheMediocre this conjured the mental image of the blue Sonic curry and now I'm mad
DAC169: IHOP is actually having a Sonic the Hedgehog promotion 
 EvilBadman: "And don't forget a side of Knuckles Fries"
 Mr_Horrible: "Kellan, Actual Child"
 EvilBadman: "What are they? Dunno!"
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: that's rough, buddy
 Pywodwagon: I’ll issue a “tough beats buddy” penalty
 Tom_Bruise: @Mr_Horrible Mad that the blue sonic curry exists, or mad that you can't have some rn?
Tommadness: @DAC169 You know, the food Sonic is known for! *checks notes* Pancakes!
theamc2000: Etb make a token?
 Mr_Horrible: @Tom_Bruise extremely the former
 EvilBadman: @Tommadness ring shapped
 boyesie: @evilbadman if you use the knuckles fries for a chip butty, would that then make it a knuckle sandwich?
 azidbern95: Stangg!
  QuixoticScrivener: Minsc and Boo say hi!
KorrenTheNinth: Definitely read that as Bonney Paul, charcuterie. the brain fog is real
 JRandomHacker: Scryfall has a "unique-token" tag that probably finds most of them
volraths_bane: Tolsimir, Minsk, Drizzt
 TimeToFry: Stangg is a bear
 Mr_Horrible: Stangg and Stangg Twin are very into petplay and that's fine
 BusTed: Maulers
 ThankYouUro: Stangg got dat Dawg in him
 GredGredmansson: Twice?
 Mr_Horrible: the Stangg-to-puppygirl arc
 GredGredmansson: wait different' show
 AzaleaCloud: Inside Stangg are two wolves.
 Mr_Horrible: Sealed: The creatures don't go away here
theamc2000: what is library sizes
polluxr: dang primal command
 EvilBadman: @AzaleaCloud No, that's Arlinn
 GredGredmansson: oh the FOOL
 AzaleaCloud: Oooh, Bruse Tarl is in this set? 
polluxr: yup, bruse finally found a plane where the cows listen to him
 Tweygoh: this is a board state alright
polluxr: he's complaining about the cactusfolk now
 GredGredmansson: but can zimbob CROSS A RIVER
 TheDevil_Risen: Welcome Kathleen
 TheWooglie: Hi 
 Tweygoh: 
 TheDevil_Risen: Thanks Graham!
 kaffeetrinken89: This! Has! Reach!
 Mr_Horrible: the Kathleen Era begins
Liliana_of_the_Valleys: hi kathleen
 Wolfstrike_NL: Welcome to the world of Public Reach
DAC169: oh, is that what the new bow & arrow FX is for?
volraths_bane: But I rely so heavily on secret reach
Mo0!: Oof
 incredulouspasserby: I think you discard the Oko there which goddamn.
theamc2000: so who is winning the mill race?
polluxr: F
 TheWooglie: they can put stuff on the bottom though
Mo0!: This deck has EVERYTHING
Mo0!: Creatures! Draw! Counters for everything Ben’s trying to do
 incredulouspasserby: @theamc2000 OP has a card that puts stuff on the bottom of their library
DanTheMediocre: @theamc2000 opponent has tomb crawler
 GredGredmansson: opponent can keep putting stuff on the bottp
DanTheMediocre: they aint millin out
theamc2000: so op got it.
M0nzaa: bonny pall seems pretty unbeatable if the game goes this far
 Mr_Horrible: he's so... British
 TheDevil_Risen: UnderTaker!
 munocard: He was at Mania just the other day
 FurthestChunk: but he's not a twink
 FurthestChunk: he's a twunk
cameron_in_the_hizous: nvm
 FurthestChunk: i will die on this hill
theamc2000: @furthestchunk he’s a dandy
ArgentLightVanguard: hexproof *and* ward, this is getting out of hand
 GredGredmansson: my headcanon that Oko comes from the Shakespeare plane grows ever stronger
cheshire_creeper: is that a wheeler i hear?
cameron_in_the_hizous: @FurthestChunk hes too dehydrated to be a twink
 ThankYouUro: yeah we've lost this one
 Wolfstrike_NL: Wait, Clearcutter has secret reach?
 TheDevil_Risen: Don't you mean Salt-ai pile?
 korvys: Wow, this opponent must play twice as much magic has Jimmy - they have MTG *twice*
 korvys: (in their name)
Mo0!: Mill prevention!
 GredGredmansson: YUP YUP YUP
 TheDevil_Risen: BIG PIG
Elyas_Serg: very big pig
cameron_in_the_hizous: oh
 munocard: that's a big pig
volraths_bane: You could probably see the order of 90% of their library now
cameron_in_the_hizous: OINK
 Mr_Horrible: that's a Yellemental, I believe
 ThankYouUro: Tumblepig
CygnusInfinity: "please just villainous wealth me already"
 munocard: That's a HOSS
 anhakha: No full swing...?
 anhakha: This seems like a full swing moment...
annathoth: tumble boar, the most invasive species ever made
 Mr_Horrible: tfw the 30-50 feral hogs are actually just one giant pig
cameron_in_the_hizous: was the 11/11 not good enough for you Isiah_mtgMTG?
M0nzaa: but they wanna pall around
 micalovits: What kind of insane board stall did I arrive to
 GredGredmansson: bm
 Sorator13: How goes the junctioning? Found any good GFs yet?
theamc2000: oko is an ojou?
 TheDevil_Risen: stiff upper lip, great showy good chap!
 BusTed: gluten frees
 Sorator13: that was "guardian forces" from FFVIII, but I'll take it
Mo0!: Why didn’t they just swing with everything there? Oh
 azidbern95: they had two Maurading Sphinges!?
 sporkraptor: I thought for a minute that said "Mansplaining Sphinx"
CygnusInfinity: My next guess was Genderfluids
M0nzaa: theyre counting if they have it
polluxr: @Sorator13 lolol I read it as girlfriends too
 GredGredmansson: they saddle gitrog with 15/15, deck themselves
cameron_in_the_hizous: gottem
 TheDevil_Risen: ggs
cameron_in_the_hizous: this idiot didn't protect their menace creature!
cameron_in_the_hizous: o7
Mo0!: Found a good boyfriend, seemingly
 TheDevil_Risen: Thanks Ben Ben !
 raulghoulia: It's Wheeler time!
 sporkraptor: BenButts
 McMenno: holy crap the real Ben Butts???
 EvilBadman: Bens4James dot com
 WhirlwindAbyss: BenButts here for OxiClean!
theamc2000: hi Ben buts
 anhakha: 3 hours of butt sweat.
 EvilBadman: Ben Butts?! THE Marvel Snap guy?!
theamc2000: ratthew is
DarthCakeN7: But is it great to be there?
 EvilBadman: Did I spy Mana Drain?
 Rogue_07: A Karnstruct
 anhakha: That card looks like it could go into Ben's Urza deck.
 anhakha: The Karnstruct one.
 TimIAm: Help Step Between Worlds,  I'm stuck in the Omenpath
 just__fitz: you have two of the aegis?
cameron_in_the_hizous: but you can plot it for 6 and give your opponent a change to dump their hand¬
 GredGredmansson: wait do you have TWO of those?!
 Tweygoh: sort of a fractured identity equipment
 EvilBadman: Yeah Kathleen you have two of those
 micalovits: Casually not mentioning mana drain
M0nzaa: not even mentioning the drain
DigitalSeahorse: o no an ad
 GredGredmansson: i'd run both aegi
 TimeToFry: Wheeler has no mic?
jessicaengle: Hi chat.
DigitalSeahorse: wait, is this not Wed?
cameron_in_the_hizous: wheeler mic now on
Ratosai: DA DRAIN!
jessicaengle: How's the jimjam?
cameron_in_the_hizous: pranked
 anhakha: It's almost Thursday here.
 Mr_Horrible: I get that it's thematic for criminal-sounding things for the breaking news cards but it's very funny to see Murder juxtaposed with Mana Drain in a promo product
DigitalSeahorse: oh
 korvys: It is wednesday, but it's also Thursday (here)
 GredGredmansson: it is jambly my dudes
 incredulouspasserby: meanwhile I can’t believe it’s only Wednesday
gryfyn1: Im Ben Butts! Thanks for having me
DigitalSeahorse: so Garbage Day was rescheduled and I didn't miss any of it?
 Wolfstrike_NL: Murder, also a crime
 Mr_Horrible: me when I target my opponent or their stuff
 incredulouspasserby: I need it to be Saturday for prerelease. and also Saturday for Not Work
 Sorator13: Yknow, I feel like the "crimes" set probably should've happened before the "detective" set, thematically
 just__fitz: type: creature
ThePixelSavage: real old like 5 years old ?
 korvys: Crime
 FurthestChunk: real old huh
DigitalSeahorse: I went to nap and didn't set an alarm and thought I missed W&P lol
 Wolfstrike_NL: Cards
 incredulouspasserby: Crime seems REAL good tbh
cameron_in_the_hizous: really old, like brothers war. a set that is still in standard rotation
 azidbern95: @Cori: ow, my back hurt just from that comment
 A_Dub888: Random thought: What does Fam Jam taste like?
 anhakha: @thepixelsavage stop... I'll crumble to dust...
 EvilBadman: Lrr wiki say Kalheim
MasterSeaTurtle: is that 5 mithics?
 Rogue_07: Kaldheim was not 7 years ago
RhymesWithMoose: Relatedly, am I the only one who thinks it's a flavour fail that the set about committing crimes comes *after* the set about solving cases?
 GredGredmansson: BRO is 1.5 years ago
 tsp397: I can't tell if this is a bit
Queginn: Kaldheim was right after alpha right?
 Sorator13: @RhymesWithMoose same hat!
 JonnyH: Rounding up it's a decade ago
 groovemancery: only 90s kids remember Kaldheim
Desruprot: Kaldheim was a while ago
ThePixelSavage: the late 19hundreds
 LiamK712: Cold Snap = Kaldheim
 boyesie: Kaldheim was jan 2021
Chartle: kaldheim was 2021 smh
 Mr_Horrible: why would Serge hurt us like this?
 A_Dub888: Serge
 Tweygoh: there are just so many sets
Desruprot: 2021 was a long time ago now in Magic history
 Rogue_07: "You have an interesting relationship with sincerity"- Jacob Burgess, to Wheeler
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 A_Dub888: !quote serge
  LRRbot: Quote #5370: "'I feel bad for Serge.' 'No you don't.'" —James and Serge [2018-10-05]
 tsp397: I mean it has retro border cards
 TimIAm: To be fair, Serge is the sort of person who Fury's a DanDan
gryfyn1: Brothers War dosnt even rotate out of standard for another 6 years
Mai_Andra: I'm actually a little hype for Strixhaven.  That comes out soon, right? 
 GredGredmansson: i don't think double douwn is actually that impressive
 Gekyouryuu: look, every new magic set power creeps the last one, so if you're playing anything older than 3 sets ago but younger than the first set ever it's outdated, clearly. 
cameron_in_the_hizous: @Desruprot in covid years thats like 20 years ago
 Mr_Horrible: it's honestly pretty funny and also pretty   when I look at the set symbol timeline on Enchant Worldle and 2020-2022 is as long as like 2000-2008
SolarBlitz1: We've hit Exponential set release speed that's why everything is so old feeling
 GredGredmansson: that's what we said
 LiamK712: the snakes aren't great because early green creatures will make your mana rough
 anhakha: If you have anything that searches for basic lands, you'll want at least 1 basic plains.
 azidbern95: might want that Plains...
 incredulouspasserby: @gekyouryuu ok but why is this joke not a joke 😭
 WormBoyJames: what happens when you equip the same creature with both assimilation aegis'
 anhakha: In case you have the assimilation things stuck in hand.
 TheDevil_Risen: Wheeler, Im loving playing Cow Tech!
Desruprot: 2 shields of steal
ThePixelSavage: how many reprints are in this set ... snakeskin veil?
Bannin: More like 5 myth -thicccs!
Bannin: I'll see myslef out now
 Sorator13: Dust Bowl is always here for you
 powerflapjack: important question: does wheeler's screen have ratthew
IaCthulhuFthagn: Dust Bowl is pretty spicy.
 GredGredmansson: collective defiance not the worset
 Gekyouryuu: I never knew that
 Chronomagistrate: @ThePixelSavage The Breaking News sheet is about 45 card IIRC
 Mr_Horrible: making burger patties out of Richardson's Ground Squirrel
cameron_in_the_hizous: can we talk to someone about keeping the Gladiator que permanently? no one plays brawl anyway
theamc2000: ratthew!
 GredGredmansson: wait no what am i confusing that with
 powerflapjack: YEEEEEEEAAAAAH
 Tweygoh: so many ratthewa
theamc2000: yay
 Mr_Horrible: we love Ratthew
 sporkraptor: rotate the ratthew
Desruprot: Pairie Dog is so cute
 JRandomHacker: @cameron_in_the_hizous I mean we're trying
DigitalSeahorse: lol
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 sporkraptor: powering up the Ratthew spell
 Mr_Horrible: unlocking the Secrets of the Rat
 Sorator13: well, that's an odd use of Channel, but it does work
 LiamK712: Draft a spell from the Ratthew deck
 anhakha: Wheeler the Rathewmancer
 WormBoyJames: wheeler is pondering on Ratthew
 Sorator13: oh dear
Desruprot: thats a big beaver
 incredulouspasserby: note to self: snakeskin veil is a common and they ALWAYS have it.
 Mr_Horrible: aur naur more winter
 LurkerSpine: wait, it's common now? didn't veil used to be uncommon? or am I dreaming?
cameron_in_the_hizous: we can play 5
 WormBoyJames: How about a 6th?
DigitalSeahorse: an possum gasp
 incredulouspasserby: common now. pauper players are hype.
cameron_in_the_hizous: nice
DigitalSeahorse: without the o
 lordofkatz: If you've been thrown from the saddle 4 times, stop getting on that horse
 Mr_Horrible: it was apparently common in Kaldheim when it first appeared @LurkerSpine , but uncommon in the mystical archive reprints?
Alex Wisdom: Wheeler's opponents just won't be able to get on the saddle huh
DigitalSeahorse: rad knife
 LurkerSpine: Ah, I was thinking of blossoming defence
 incredulouspasserby: ope, I guess I only started paying attention to pauper after mystical archive RIP
 BusTed:  
 Mr_Horrible: but I mean, in Kaldheim you weren't doing Weenie Hut Jr. stuff like targeting your opponent's creatures 
 raulghoulia: it's the same horse
ThePixelSavage: Cori ... you could always draw yourself a horse ...
 TimIAm: So inflation turns ice cream into horse?
 Mr_Horrible: so it probably felt less impactful in limited
Jundinator: Hello LRR
 EvilBadman: @ThePixelSavage impossible
theamc2000: I have been on a horse
Jundinator: How is Thunder Junction
 anhakha: If you get to 50 wins, James buys you all horsey rides.
 A_Dub888: !findquote horse
  LRRbot: Quote #768: "Real talk: don't Fulton your horse." —Kathleen [2015-10-01]
 LiamK712: Don't take Ben Ulmer for horse back riding
 Mr_Horrible: Horses: Only Once
 powerflapjack: horses hate the summer goths
 FurthestChunk: i see the fifth throw from the saddle
 loufghyslaufey: Soap? Deserts can go tribal now   ??
DigitalSeahorse: if cats could be ridden
cameron_in_the_hizous: Horses I think are good at matching people's energy. I say this without further comment
DigitalSeahorse: safely*
Desruprot: and Centaurs wear spurs
 A_Dub888: So there's this horse person...
Bearudite: is it just me or does Thunder Junction kinda feel like a gacha game's beach event? "wow here is plot device that lets us put Oko in a cowboy hat!"
 DrLigmaPhD: The H in Himbo is for horse
 Rogue_07: The H in Himbo is for horse
 loufghyslaufey: Rare draft?
 Rogue_07: @DrLigmaPhD ayyy
 anhakha: Graham had 3 games in a row with Kenji earlier.
 TimeToFry: We've played against Kenji a few times today, right
 Wolfstrike_NL: Graham and Kenji already had 3 games
cameron_in_the_hizous: the Kenji Runback
 WormBoyJames: i think a 7th throw from the saddle and it all comes together
theamc2000: it is pack two
 DrLigmaPhD: @Rogue_07 Same brain cell!
 loufghyslaufey: Into a glad-draft or something?
 sporkraptor: horse riding is super fun but if you haven't done it in a while or ever you will be *so damn sore* the next day
 TimIAm: I'd watch Beej ride a horse
Desruprot: Tiny Bones pet or a Horse
 sporkraptor: you will learn about  muscles you never knew you had
cameron_in_the_hizous: you should record one of the Tap Tap's from the back off a horse
 sporkraptor: because they will all hurt real bad
Melody Smith: oh heck yeah! LRL Horse Back Segment!!!
ThePixelSavage: Horse ridin pre record could be a part of the next roadquest which leads you down to ... Mexiko through the US?
 accountmadeforants: @Bearudite I mean, that's sorta what Planeswalkers have been *for* for a while. "Here's a new zany Planet of Hats and <character you know> is wearing one such Hat!" It's just a literal Hat this time.
 just__fitz: Did Wheeler make the gladiator decks that are on arena right now?
panhead096: Wheeler mumbling about his 7th throw from the saddle is killing me
 DrLigmaPhD: Why did I see Outcaster Greenblade and think "Ah the Guacamole-Man"
Bearudite: @accountmadeforants when in Rome wear the ridiculous hat or else
panhead096: sick mana drain
cameron_in_the_hizous: thats a pretty good mana drain
Bearudite: I just want a planeswalker to show up and no sell
cameron_in_the_hizous: wish we had something to spend that mana on
ThePixelSavage: i think the 9th Throw from the Saddle is where the "Throw from the Saddle" deck really comes alive
Desruprot: rip big beaver
 anhakha: What does Assimilation Aegis do?
 accountmadeforants: @Bearudite That was Jace's job for a bit and we disliked that, then he went shirtless on a Pirate crew and we all cheered.
 Sorator13: Oh, that seems like a good Steal Shield target
 lordofkatz: Ben, please stop getting on that horse
 EvilBadman: Hat Drafting this set seems like a nightmare
cameron_in_the_hizous: you skipped one? why?
 LiamK712: Wheeler do you have any creatures to throw?
RETURNTOMONKAE: i need to see wheelers build
KickAssKanuck: any mounts wheeler?
h3rsh3yb4r: how many boarded window's do we throw from the saddle
Bearudite: @accountmadeforants hell yeah make that nerd ditch the hoodie
Desruprot: you have a large a-mount of cards?
ThePixelSavage: @Desruprot boooooo
 rentar42: @Desruprot booo!
Desruprot: 
 just__fitz: Wheeler are you a Rio Bravo or El Dorado kind of guy
cameron_in_the_hizous: staff
 anhakha: Human tokens are wotc staff
 EvilBadman: humanTokens are non named Arena staff
cameron_in_the_hizous: Arena staff specifically
 Sorator13: pfff
 rentar42: assuming all centaurs are mounts?! How dare you!
 Sorator13: wheeler you can't just assume centaurs are mounts!@
 Sorator13: that's extremely disrespectful smh 
ThePixelSavage: "Human Token" ... yeah that is exactly how Hasbro/WotC sees their employees
 just__fitz: Wheelers arena client is muted
cameron_in_the_hizous: Ben's game doesn't have audio
 EvilBadman: oh no the rich tapestry of crunch noises
cameron_in_the_hizous: we were
 spinebustertee: "Rich Tapestry of Crunch Noises" also describes some of Brave New Faves' greatest hits.
cameron_in_the_hizous: is rathony scuffing something?
 Sorator13: dingdong!
 EvilBadman: Sure did
Alex Wisdom: Is his desktop audio off?
 GredGredmansson: we're getting audio from someone else's game
cameron_in_the_hizous: oh were on kathleens game audio still
 EvilBadman: We have..Cori or Kathleen's sound on Ben's source
 Sorator13: Ah. We still havve Kathleen's audio, I believe
 Sorator13: this is very confusing, lol
DanTheMediocre: plot a card *cacaaw*
cameron_in_the_hizous: now we have both
 just__fitz: Oh I think Paul was muting peoples arenas on the stream whenever he switched cameras, now we are just getting the one that wasnt muted
 incredulouspasserby: we didn’t see deck construction, how many saddles can you throw things from?
cameron_in_the_hizous: we good now
 just__fitz: James did it. Hooray
 EvilBadman: @just__fitz I know Paul'd set it up to switch automagically
KorrenTheNinth: 
MadmanOreo: (after playing the 9th throw from the saddle) "OP is back in the saddle again  "
cameron_in_the_hizous: unfair that they get orange names tbh
cameron_in_the_hizous: good bit
 Mr_Horrible: E -
 BusTed:  
 WormBoyJames: E
 circusofkirkus: has ben seen the new arena emotes?
cameron_in_the_hizous: E -
 boyesie: E
 JonnyH: E and Haw
 accountmadeforants:  
 FurthestChunk:  
 just__fitz: E-Haw, its the donkey of victory
 BusTed: 
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cameron_in_the_hizous: Gods perfect deck
 GredGredmansson: throw from the snake
 Mr_Horrible: this snake's KDA is gonna go supernova
 GredGredmansson: there's a tinybones pet too
Agent of Wheeled: Yessss. The celebrations are back!!
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/CharmingFamousWheelDeIlluminati-T6Yal_EUPVI53iI3
 EvilBadman: Sportskeeda getting an account is amusing
 circusofkirkus: LRR Sebastian
goombalax: honse
 Wolfstrike_NL: Ooo Cori might have a Shrek-horse around you could mayby buy
 Robot_Bones: this is how James ends up buying wheeler a turtle
 Athelgar: life model drawing for CDHC of the pantomime horse
 asthanius: The horse power rankings?
 just__fitz: 735 Watts
 LiamK712: how many are you running in the deck?
 Pywodwagon: horse power bottom rankings
 Pywodwagon: is this anything
 ghizmou: shield vs saddle
cameron_in_the_hizous: who runs more than 1 copy of a card in their deck, are they insane?
 Robot_Bones: mono shields
 EvilBadman: but not like us, who only has multiple copies of good cards
 just__fitz: People from the Snorse plane must be very confused by normal horses
 FurthestChunk: !card quick draw
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 asthanius: snorsh, clearly
ThePixelSavage: snorses are probaly from amonkhet
 korvys: Doesn't one of Andrew's partners have a pantomime horse burlesque routine?
 GredGredmansson: thought you said the Snorsh plane
midnightcurryjazz: dont forget to use the new emotes in game
 DrLigmaPhD: I rose through the desert on a snorse with no name....
 FurthestChunk: yeah but you can still cast throw from the saddle
 Athelgar: how big does a snorse's mouth unhinge too? is it like the yoshi meme?
Desruprot:   
Melody Smith: Loading Ready Horse
 McMenno: no
 FurthestChunk: wheeler been through every machine at the laundromat
 WormBoyJames: only cast 3 of the 10 throws so it cant be a win
Carlioo41: throw from the saddle mana is my favorite kind of mana
ThePixelSavage: why is there a spinning rat ...
 Robot_Bones: why wouldn't there be?
 anhakha: That's rathew
 FurthestChunk: !rat
Desruprot: oh no Laughing Jasper and Marchesa
super731: rathew my beloved
 FurthestChunk: oh wait we don't have !rat here lmao
M0nzaa: ben didnt get anyone to babysit ratthew, had to bring to work
ding0_dorko: HOW DID RATTHEW GET HERE
 EvilBadman: Smaller invite size plus being able to limited or constructed splits the playbease something fierce
 anhakha: He has seniority. He's the judge level just below Beej.
 A_Dub888: @ding0_dorko Bartlby probably
 EvilBadman: He's always around
 ThankYouUro: So, is Rathew "IN" LRR?
theamc2000: 9
DanTheMediocre: @ding0_dorko ratthew moves through the pipes, and the office has nice pipes
 just__fitz: What if they surgically extract the throw
 TheManaLeek: Sportskeeda? Like...the wrestling website?
 accountmadeforants: Yeah, I also do that
 accountmadeforants: I don't flick cards IRL but I do exactly that thing
 Mr_Horrible: just a bit
 GredGredmansson: !card Stop That
  LRRbot: Stop That [B] | Instant | Target player discards a card. / Gotcha — If an opponent audibly flicks the cards in their hand, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Stop That from your graveyard to your hand.
 FurthestChunk: gotta stim y'know
James Balch: Hello from the youtube
Carlioo41: maybe wheeler will cast throw from the saddle and the opponent will just concede
 FurthestChunk: !card bucolic ranch
  LRRbot: Bucolic Ranch | Land — Desert | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Mount spell. / {3}, {T}: Look at the top card of your library. If it's a Mount card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. If you don't put it into your hand, you may put it on the bottom of your library.
 just__fitz: The art for the ranch shows dinosaur mounts, but there are no dino's in the set right?
 GredGredmansson: there is a card that makes dino tokens but that's it
 EvilBadman: Vaultborn Tyrant
 GredGredmansson: no a red one
 just__fitz: Is spinewood paladin on a moose?
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 EvilBadman: @GredGredmansson then there's two
ThePixelSavage: arent all ranches bucolic?
 just__fitz: Bucolic "relating to the pleasant aspects of the countryside and country life"
 EvilBadman: @GredGredmansson Scalestorm Summoner makes dinos, is not dino
CygnusInfinity: @ThePixelSavage perhaps not the dressing? 
Richard Brorsson: I can't load the live feed
twistedsylvan: So the cactus people are not enemic to Thunder Junction right? So they came from some other Wild West plane, probably?
 asthanius: no, they're endemic. they were awoken by the omenpaths or something
 GredGredmansson: the cacti recently attained sentience
ThePixelSavage: @CygnusInfinity fair
twistedsylvan: oooh, gotcha. I think I like that
 boyesie: !card mystical tether
  LRRbot: Mystical Tether [2W] | Enchantment | You may cast Mystical Tether as though it had flash if you pay {2} more to cast it. / When Mystical Tether enters the battlefield, exile target artifact or creature an opponent controls until Mystical Tether leaves the battlefield.
CygnusInfinity: @twistedsylvan they are endemic, just somehow uplifted by the omenpaths
twistedsylvan: I was just thrown because of the "No one lived here before the omenpaths, don't worry about it" vibe
 accountmadeforants: 
kyless2106: very nice
h3rsh3yb4r: LRR has HR?
 accountmadeforants: "I respect your work ethic"
CygnusInfinity: oh yes, the overrun
 A_Dub888: James "ChatGPT" Turner
 GredGredmansson: choo choo
Desruprot: oh look a big beaver
 Pywodwagon: listen if HR didn’t get involved with Ben destroying Olivia’s giant beaver earlier, I think James is safe
 EvilBadman: Where's ChadGPT, let's get going on that
bjornsnoen: Wait is James your HR department?
bjornsnoen: Ah, checks out
ThePixelSavage: Beej is HR???
 Robot_Bones: I thought it was bartleby
twistedsylvan: this explains a lot
Desruprot: Beej is HR?
 asthanius: it explains why everything is going so well
theamc2000: what!
ThePixelSavage: the puppets need to unionize!
SnowBuddy18: @Robot_Bones Bartlebeej
 anhakha: Rathew is HR.
theamc2000: oh ok
 notthepenguins: i can't believe the puppets are slave labor
 GredGredmansson: Bartleby just lives here
 ThankYouUro: They're I dependent contractors
picante072: New reach animation?
twistedsylvan: It explains why the mysterious Morphsuited man had a Cube by way of a censor
 Robot_Bones: Yeah Pupputs Unionize!
 PhorrestGaze: oh, I was afraid for a minute you laid them off
 A_Dub888: Do the puppets know that?
Plundy: D:
RhymesWithMoose: Wouldn't Bartleby run Puppet Resources, anyways?
 ShaneLeeAtk: Ratthew is where Ratthew is where Ratthew belongs belongs
CygnusInfinity: Bartleby, legally not a human.
 A_Dub888: @RhymesWithMoose Probably but I doubt Gibb would listen or care
picante072: Also why do plots include fireballs?
ThePixelSavage: did that horse just fart?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: hello @LoadingReadyRun .  How go the crimes?
 EvilBadman: Seeing as the puppets are effective squatting the office space, I don't think they care if they're paid or employees
 boyesie: !card key to the vault
  LRRbot: The Key to the Vault [1U] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, look at that many cards from the top of your library. You may exile a nonland card from among them. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. You may cast the exiled card without paying its mana cost. / Equip {2}{U}
ThePixelSavage: @EvilBadman not getting paid is WHY they have to squat
Desruprot: Key to the Vault does sound powerful
CygnusInfinity: it feels powerful when ahead, but like a do nothing if you're not
 A_Dub888: @ThePixelSavage Bartlby and Pistachio don't have legs, how can they squat?
thedepthandbreadthofseth: I think I'm thinking of key to the city
 ShaneLeeAtk: The Snorse from Shnorsh?
Desruprot: The Snorse is pretty good
Dr_fragenstien: key to the vault sounds powerful in commander. It also sounds like a lot of set up to keep hitting lands and 2 drops in limited
thedepthandbreadthofseth: !CARD KEY TO THE CITY
  LRRbot: Key to the City [2] | Artifact | {T}, Discard a card: Up to one target creature can't be blocked this turn. / Whenever Key to the City becomes untapped, you may pay {2}. If you do, draw a card.
DanTheMediocre: it's the snorse that bobs wrong
 Graham Stark: I've seen folks say they couldn't find and/or load the YouTube stream, have those who ARE here encountered weirdness?
Desruprot: !card Caustic Bronco
  LRRbot: Caustic Bronco [1B] | Creature — Snake Horse Mount [2/2] | Whenever Caustic Bronco attacks, reveal the top card of your library and put it into your hand. You lose life equal to that card's mana value if Caustic Bronco isn't saddled. Otherwise, each opponent loses that much life. / Saddle 3
Desruprot: @DanTheMediocre it does have the option to bob right
 GredGredmansson: oh.
ThePixelSavage: Scorpion Dragon rogue ... these creature types are getting out of hand ...
CygnusInfinity: I think "What's riku is doing here?" is exactly how I responded when I saw it previewed. I'm an avid fan of original riku and I'm still not sure I'm happy to randomly see this new one
 AFamiliarCalledEl: Damn, I'm pretty sure I ran into that Akul chap in Elden Ring
Desruprot: @ThePixelSavage now theres three of them
Carlioo41: I haven't had any issues
a dragon hoarding teacups: loading fine for me right now
 Graham Stark: I suppose this is an odd sample group to ask 😀
Bannin: no problems from what I can tell
bjornsnoen: Ben "I don't think my deck is very good" Wheeler
 raulghoulia: draft horse, cyldesdale. Wheeler's not picky
 Mr_Horrible: Wheeler, the ducks at the pond are free
h3rsh3yb4r: ducks are free
 McMenno: I'd buy that for a dollar
 Laserbeaks_Fury: And thats where the phrase "passing the duck" comes from
 raulghoulia: m4D
Nurell: Is Ben discovering agriculture?
 EvilBadman: add another anecdote to the "things searched for on the LRR network"
ThePixelSavage: rent a donkey ... sounds like one of those searches that could end in two VERY different results
Desruprot: a mini-donkey
 Athelgar: im sure there can be a skit written for live involving a donkey
DigitalSeahorse: 
 McMenno: YOOOO!!!
DigitalSeahorse: sweet!
 powerflapjack: (sits back down after preparing dinner) what the blue hell
 TheManaLeek: That's gotta be within a LoadingReadyLive budget...
Desruprot: A donkey in a crapshot could be interesting
DigitalSeahorse: handler included!
 EvilBadman: under $100 CAD?
 raulghoulia: it comes With the handler?!
Carlioo41: unidonkey...!
 AFamiliarCalledEl: $45 honestly seems a bit steep... They better be doing it's makeup
 Rogue_07: Ian may finally get to ride that Donkey Donkey
DanTheMediocre: handler is a free extra
 Pywodwagon: “we’ve had to cut an episode of Friday nights to make room for the donkey budget”
twistedsylvan: donkey with a little hat is a great way to celebrate
 ShaneLeeAtk: 500 Donkey bits!
 just__fitz: Elk Lake, give it Antlers and say oko got it
 EvilBadman: Thank god this is a LRR bad idea and not like Andrew finding out for Desert Bus 
DigitalSeahorse: chat will fund the unicorn donkey
Krillin_fan: brb googling donkey show, they sound delightful
 Athelgar: its a twonicorne
 ShaneLeeAtk: !storm
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DigitalSeahorse: revive unicorn into irl
DanTheMediocre: cat and donkey show, the lesser know counterpart to the dog and pony show
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Man, a Possum would have been a good opportunity to bring Regeneration back for 1 card: Becoming tapped to pretend you are dead fits so well
Rogue 7: Graham, ironically earlier I couldn't get *twitch* to play video, so I'm watching here with the twitch chat popped out
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DAC169: 
  RayFK: Please don't traumatize a donkey #wotcstaff
theamc2000: you say
ancientspark: <message deleted>Those donkeys deserve it
h3rsh3yb4r: Was it Kiefer?
 circusofkirkus: if anything, the donkey is going to traumatize Ben
KickAssKanuck: 
 Strebenherz: look fat pigeons are wonderful
 Laserbeaks_Fury: That would be an ass move
 SkiaSymphonia: 500 Bits for a donkey day
ancientspark: <message deleted>Nuuuuuu
  Dix: mmmmmmmm
DigitalSeahorse: the handlers know what donkeys well fed can easily handle
 ghizmou: I think this is even funnier this way
 just__fitz: I actually have a friend by Victoria who owns a donkey and a miniature horse that they rescued
ancientspark: I'm so sad 
DigitalSeahorse: Lrr would probably be a nice break from the children tbh
 Mr_Horrible: wheeler, you're infringing on Let's Nope's bit
Bearudite: crowd sourced donkey
theamc2000: less
whitefirecomix: Can the donkey play commander?
 WormBoyJames: how much to teach the donkey magic
 ghizmou: uh.... might want to rethink that hashtag
ThePixelSavage: you need ice cream money for that day
goombalax: maybe NOT #Donkeybits tho? might wanna workshop that
h3rsh3yb4r: #donkeybits
 groovemancery: hashtagdonkeybits
 McMenno: #donkeybits
 James_LRR: 100 #DonkeyBits
 jacqui_lantern234: #DonkeyBits
 EvilBadman: Hey, you gotta pay to use the hashtag
SmashTCG: surgical extraction is a crime, Also known as Malpractice
 TheWooglie: is that money laundering?
theamc2000: #dinkeybits
 silaslunark: make sure to tweet at james using the # donkeybits
theamc2000: crud
 bobokiddo: 1000 #DonkeyBits
 silaslunark: lets get it trending on twitter
ThePixelSavage: @James_LRR this has strong stock buy back energy
midnightcurryjazz: 
 LiamK712: I thought wheeler was james currently
theamc2000: show angel pls
 ShaneLeeAtk: 1000 MOAR Donkey Bits!
DigitalSeahorse: that's 5 times as long
 circusofkirkus: GW mounts seems real strong
bjornsnoen: Complains about deck quality Goes 7-0 Refuses to elaborate Leaves
DigitalSeahorse: 10 times as long!
DigitalSeahorse: the full day of donkey?
 googoltudoris: what i'm hearing is we need "LRR goes to the petting zoo" content
 FenrisSchafer: 1000 #DonkeyBits
DAC169: when you saddle your saddle creature with a saddlable creature 
 Laserbeaks_Fury: You would have the perfect opportunity to say "I'm Ben Wheeler, and this is a jackass."
NickTheDM: Is that a promise, James? Because you know twitch will do it if it is
 LoadingReadyRun: I would never lie about a donkey :P
NickTheDM: Understood
KickAssKanuck: That donkey will be a 1 taker. Shouldn't need too much time if Wheeler's on point
ThePixelSavage: you need carrot money as well
 EvilBadman: (and a tasteful editing note from Jordynne here)
whitefirecomix: Get the donkey to review canadian highlander cards
 LiamK712: Instead of a Cam and Ian Christmas it's a Wheeler and Kathleen Donkey Day
 pipshardfour: can’t pet donkeys club
 circusofkirkus: @LiamK712 Christmas in July
 anhakha: Time for a donkey show.
 PhorrestGaze: but then treat the donkey as an expert on some subject
 hansk_olof_tarkir: There's donkeys at my job, they're pretty cool. Not to make you jealous.
 TheDevil_Risen: So Wheeler, how goes convincing James and Beej to let you buy the eggs?
whitefirecomix: gottem
ThePixelSavage: rude.
 neisan2112: 
midnightcurryjazz:   
elias2718: 
 McMenno: gottem
PopsButNotDad: wait does that mean serge is back back
PopsButNotDad: or just visiting
 philippekav: I mean ... he's streaming right now
 jacqui_lantern234: please, wheeler, a Donkey would still pilot lands decks better than Serge 
 silaslunark: JFC wheeler
 circusofkirkus: get him a donkey for his birthday
 neisan2112: He's doing a subathon even
 sporkraptor: happy birthday serge
  Juliamon: PopsButNotDad Back back
 hansk_olof_tarkir: Our donkeys are called Kasper and Teun
 silaslunark: someone clip that and send it to serge
theamc2000: happy day for not roasting Serge
 Ritaspirithntr: Wheeler! How dare you! it’s his b-day!
Rockexex: next year
trevorwisn: what is serge in donkey years
 NickTheDM: 1000 #DonkeyBits Lets make this happen, Assorted Cowpokes.
PopsButNotDad: @Juliamon huge
quietcat: I'd dig a LRR goes to a petting zoo Live segment tbh
ThePixelSavage: job security wheeler ... like every other day of the year.
 sporkraptor: you're fighting for ice cream
 McMenno: 7-0 with the #donkeybits deck?
blipbloop1000: in the vein of Cameron and Ian christmas. Wheeler and Kathleen Easter Donkey
 sporkraptor: I heard James promised everybody ice cream if you get 50 wins
KickAssKanuck: @neisan2112 who is?
theamc2000: get stabbed by goat horns
 powerflapjack: wheeler can you tell me about the rabbits?
 powerflapjack: i wanna hear about the rabbits
 hansk_olof_tarkir: Say hi to the pigs
 Laserbeaks_Fury: huh, I could have sword Felidar was a creature type
 hansk_olof_tarkir: Pigs are amazing
vinopinguino: Petting zoo visit for Bloomburrow release stream
 PywosMom: I want to see Ratthew @ Donkey day #donkeybits
 hivefleetdarknell: Loose change #donkeybits
ThePixelSavage: how are there two of the same card in the pack ...
theamc2000: congrats on waking up
picante072: Double Dog Jumpscare
 Iluvatardis: @ThePixelSavage it's not cube
 catchyuniquename: 1000 Happy birthday Serge??! #donkeybits
 Dog_of_Myth: 1000 #DonerKebabBits? Am I doing it right?
DigitalSeahorse: 
 McMenno: 
 sporkraptor: terror bird gonna get some venison
 Strebenherz: Wait.  You have wild peacocks there?
ThePixelSavage: @Iluvatardis still ive never seen two of the same card in Arena packs ... at least not that I remember
 Rogue_07: I was once inspecting a park in suburban New Jersey when a pure white peacock crossed my path.
 sporkraptor: donkebab
 Rogue_07: I was *very* worried I was about to be kidnapped by the fey
 jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun  how many donkey bits do we have so far?
 anhakha: Heard it here first. Cori will eat ass.
 McMenno: donkey bit kebab?
ThePixelSavage: 7100?
 catchyuniquename: 7100, almost halfway there
 sporkraptor: thanks for that donkey kabob, bob
 groovemancery: Danke, Bob
DigitalSeahorse:  4 donkey
 silaslunark: https://clips.twitch.tv/KindHeartlessSalamanderResidentSleeper-SN93ShXvdbxNcHWr
 EvilBadman: I was cheering for Dank Bits 4:20
Krillin_fan: bitte Ben
 JoannaTastic: bobrigado
   LoadingReadyRun: Yah, so far all the bits we have are #DonkeyBits
 just__fitz: Another Round's flavour text sounds like the western version of Hello From the Magic Tavern
 NickTheDM: While I'm here, Kathleen and Wheeler, Any interest in another set of custom commander decks in honor of Bylaw and Order 2? Oh, and #DonkeyBits
 Graham_LRR: Turns out Another Round is much better than I thought it was, fwiw
coachNelly: is this a boots deck?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Failed Fording: You have lost 8 Oxen
 NickTheDM: 250 Sorry, this is for my above message #DonkeyBits
Desruprot: oooh Another Round
 Rogue_07: @Graham_LRR because you asked in the Youtube chat- I had issues getting *twitch* to open earlier, but youtube has been great all day.
 Mr_Horrible: is Don Quibits the sequel to Don Quixote?
 MadWolf1290: the rotating 3D rat over Wheeler is *chef's kiss*
 Iluvatardis: @Mr_Horrible  that's a good one
 jacqui_lantern234: yeah, this should be 200 total tips across both platforms
 Peter_Chordash: #donkeychats
 EvilBadman: You can't just ask how much plot someone had
coachNelly: why wheeler rat on face?
 LithelyUnshod: U/W has a lot of flash
 Sage0fMadness: the giant reach arrow is so funny
 Laserbeaks_Fury: MEEP MEEP
 NickTheDM: Well that's what I get for messing up my cheer, haha. At least the donkeybit train continues.
 ShaneLeeAtk: 500 #DonkeyBits #DejaVu
PopsButNotDad: @coachNelly thats ratthew
 jacqui_lantern234: @coachNelly why not?
Bearudite: what if it were a donkey at the door
 McMenno: @NickTheDM F
PopsButNotDad: @coachNelly its a bit on the rodeo stream
 Sage0fMadness: Ratthew's just a lil guy
 TheWooglie: I love how much confidence you said that with Cori
 lirazel64: 100 100
Bannin: And Wheeler looks like a total Dad
 zelukester: sorry boss, already in one
 sporkraptor: rattybits
 lirazel64: #donkey
 bo_brinkman: How much are Caillou bits?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Did they literally print 1 Coyote for the Roadrunner?
 sporkraptor: I have ridden a donkey, it's pretty fun
 kumatsu: 200 bits, Ratthew's choice
 sporkraptor: donkeys dgaf
Oneiropticon: I think I missed something. What's the deal with the gently rotating rat?
Bannin: Wheeler's personal stream, he has that rat
 powerflapjack: @Laserbeaks_Fury they sure did
 sporkraptor: donkey vs rats: go
Desruprot: He really spins round right round
 asthanius: too late to apologize
 kumatsu: @Laserbeaks_Fury changeling still exists 
 A_Dub888: !findquote donkey
  LRRbot: Quote #1469: "Donkey Kong can't melt steel beams." —Ian [2016-01-06]
PopsButNotDad: the phrasing on this is poor
 jacqui_lantern234: @LRRbot 
 Laserbeaks_Fury: oh and the Coyote and Road runner are a panarama, arent they
 loufghyslaufey:  Tsk Two Late Too Apollo Gheist 
 McMenno: @Laserbeaks_Fury yeah
Ara Messor: that's ratthew
Ara Messor: he's been a member of lrr for years
 Dog_of_Myth: @Laserbeaks_Fury yep
 loufghyslaufey:  Tis Too Late 
 jacqui_lantern234: if i ever adopted a donkey, id name it Hotay
 jacqui_lantern234: -ba dum tss-
 Sage0fMadness: 
 jacqui_lantern234: @Sage0fMadness dont encourage me 
 DHAnsgar: @jacqui_lantern234 fantastic
 philippekav: Just FYI donkey loves to yell in the middle of the night
 kumatsu: 4:10 stampede it!
 jacqui_lantern234: @philippekav same tbh
 A_Dub888: @jacqui_lantern234 you can stop our encouragement about as well as you can stop our aggressive love
 Laserbeaks_Fury: As I understand that donkeys love to make waffles
 asthanius: donkey sleepaway camp
 loufghyslaufey:   Yest, Eye Meme This Two Late Too A Pailing Heist, This Chew Late  
 sporkraptor: okay hold on now
 ThankYouUro: Uhhh
DarthRagnar815: 
 Rogue_07: Kathleen, you have a *child*
Oneiropticon: The things you miss when you stick to scripted stuff.
Oneiropticon: I only recently learned about the mime children.
vinopinguino: Oh god, first the giant beaver now this...
DAC169: you heard him chat 
coachNelly: just ask voxy
 richard_ermen: Damnit, I googled adult donkey party. I'm now irrevocably changed forever. Thanks.
 Strebenherz: other ben
 McMenno: adult donkey party just gives you shrek donkey masks
 jacqui_lantern234: @coachNelly wasnt it Olivia's?
 loufghyslaufey:     
 ThankYouUro: It was Olivia
coachNelly: oh right my b
 asthanius: Peanut Putter Jelly
 sporkraptor: yes I would like beaver facts pls
 loufghyslaufey: Punt/CounterPunt?
 asthanius: thanks global warming and human urbanization
h3rsh3yb4r: cactus dam
 loufghyslaufey: I missed the last punt. Was there even a punt last time
 silaslunark: beavers got big plans
CygnusInfinity: well, a hot spot, let's be fair.
 loufghyslaufey: Or the time before that   ?
coachNelly: lost caverns of eating pcp
 asthanius: Simic Linings comes out every week though tbf
theamc2000: why are you eating piping?
coachNelly: yikes
theamc2000: wow
vinopinguino: Oof
00gogo00: what's the icon on the duelist mean?
 loufghyslaufey: That's just James when he oversees a P/CP like that one time during Crimson Vow
 GredGredmansson: reach
h3rsh3yb4r: @00gogo00 arrow ready
00gogo00: not reach, the big floating arrow
 GredGredmansson: yeah, reach
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00gogo00: !card deadeye duelist
  LRRbot: Deadeye Duelist [1R] | Creature — Human Assassin [1/3] | Reach / {1}, {T}: Deadeye Duelist deals 1 damage to target opponent.
 loufghyslaufey:    
 GredGredmansson: reach is no longer secret
00gogo00: oh, that's nice I guess
 loufghyslaufey: @gredgredmansson B-B-Bu-Butt- that would be flavor fail!
 lirazel64: Tumbleweeds rolling across the stream distracting? Y/N
 NickTheDM: 300 Formatting this properly this time: Kathleen and Wheeler, would y'all be interested in a second round of custom commander decks for Bylaw and Order 2? #DonkeyBits
a dragon hoarding teacups: what's the 34 meter thingy in the top-left?
 loufghyslaufey: Secret reach in Thunder Junction would the the draw meme you get from Toy Story
 HadesLeprechaun: I'm waiting for some like, 25 year old cards to show up on Spellify
 loufghyslaufey: Or an ordinary western duel  
 loufghyslaufey: Secret reach
 NickTheDM: Noted! I've got some ideas knocking around, I'll be in touch!
coachNelly: I think we pass here
 anhakha: Silver bordered donkey cards are a thing.
theamc2000: toss the bird?
CygnusInfinity: now THERE's a Magic the gathering sentence
Desruprot: Donkeys are silver bordered
 anhakha: With stats like 3.5/3.5
 sporkraptor: @CygnusInfinity yah that's what I was thinking XD
 lirazel64: Azorius control with stabbing and acrobatics yay!
theamc2000: fun button
 azidbern95: Cori.... Cori, you can win
 Sage0fMadness: see this is why you save the fling
 asthanius: r e s p e c t
 GredGredmansson: why?  no reason
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Are they still trying to get that keyless app to work 
yatagarasu1177: i see wheeler also doing the spellify
 bo_brinkman: spoiler alert
theamc2000: dang
Desruprot: hope door is up to w/e the regulation agency is's standards for Canada is
 azidbern95: activate roadrunner, then fling pig
00gogo00: you gotta activate it first
 Sage0fMadness: they played a roadrunner of their own chat
theamc2000: don’t do enchantment worlds off screen
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 just__fitz: Got it in 9
 sporkraptor: international pig-flingin' champion
 loufghyslaufey: "Who floop'd the pig!?"
 TheWooglie: No
 GredGredmansson: wait cori no
 anhakha: Oops.
 Sage0fMadness: well
 Graham Stark: Points! We give ourselves one point for a win (and another for a 7-x)
 loufghyslaufey: Yes, Cori! Another!!
 silaslunark: cori nooo
 anhakha: You flung the roadrunner at itself. That takes skill.
Angreed66: when arena asks are you sure reevaluate
Desruprot: oops
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Technically, the Fling fizzled due to lack of target
 TheWooglie: @Angreed66 when arena says are you sure say no and try again
NotInsaneMuadib: Graham are y'all having competing teams this time around, or just going to a high score?
 anhakha: It is now midnight in the UK.
 raulghoulia: Cam Reich?
 GredGredmansson: Cameron, Here The Whole Time
 TheWooglie: that's not your catchphrase Cameron
 anhakha: Cameron was here before Cori...
 EvilBadman: @raulghoulia AMAZING
 silaslunark: cam is sam reich??
ThePixelSavage: ouch
 powerflapjack: cameron off in the corner wearing a chroma key blanket
 Graham Stark: Just going for a score. Turns out, we didn't LOVE the direct competition aspect.
whitefirecomix: LRR Dropout crossover when?
 Sage0fMadness: can we talk about how incredible the Beau token is?
 silaslunark: LRR dropout crossover would be the dream
 anhakha: A Deckmastee Gamechanger
 Sage0fMadness: RIP
 TheDevil_Risen: Hello Cameron, how are you?
ThePixelSavage: Welcome Cameron!
Ratosai: *A rare. There's so many to choose from these days
 anhakha: Intimidation has put in work today
ThePixelSavage: also great art ... and my Sphinx Commander deck is getting a little more real every set
NotInsaneMuadib: I can completely get that it didn't really vibe well with you all. Thanks as always for the great content.
 GredGredmansson: Goat Mount
 DoomBringerIL: who is wheeler drafting with in the pod?
 anhakha: "LRR visit the Petting Zoo" - James buys you tickets if you get to 50 wins.
theamc2000: I am 5 this
 sporkraptor: rent-a-donkey
ThePixelSavage: why is Arnea sounding like a Walkman that is running out of juice?
 arkham1981: best idea ever
 TheWooglie: donkeys would eat the cameras
 bobokiddo: oh so now we need to fund for 30 donkeys?
 LiamK712: donkeys eat your mtg collection
BatenicYork: Lockpicker is great
 anhakha: How many asses can you get in Wheeler's house. The game show.
 saucemaster5000: I mean wheeler
 just__fitz: Ben Wheeler naming and shaming the VIP
 DoomBringerIL: lord tupperwareeee
 A_Dub888: James Turner: Better than LSV
 dungeonmasteralek: 245 Donkey Vod must become a reality
 saucemaster5000: Wheeler's a streamer -- used to being observed by jackasses. The donkeys don't change much
 DoomBringerIL: someone's battery is at 34%
 Eduardo_Velho: what is the coalation of this set's play booster?
graveyard_king95 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 3 months!
 graveyard_king95: glad I could catch the stream again. set looks really fun to play!
CygnusInfinity: @Eduardo_Velho it's complicated.
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, graveyard_king95! (Today's storm count: 83)
 InTheHouseOfHavok: I would like to see the donkey
 ghizmou: uhoh, jitte hit the board
 hd_dabnado: finally home from work! how jams do the fams be?
Desruprot: what was once lost was found
 powerflapjack: wheeler vibrates furiously
ParabolaPanda: whats this "new clamp"?
 InTheHouseOfHavok: 290 I would like to see the donkey
 lightfut: This year's subathon proceeds go to renting as many donkeys as possible
 ghizmou: is this vintage cube?
CygnusInfinity: or sword of W&P
CygnusInfinity: wait no, the other W&P
  Juliamon: now I'm wondering how the Sword of Watch + Play would find the subocean
CygnusInfinity: @Juliamon Quickly, no doubt.
 GredGredmansson: i'm surprised they didn't use the slinger as well
 GredGredmansson: oh wait that's not ETB
 hd_dabnado: thank you Jame
 GredGredmansson: !findquote believe
  LRRbot: Quote #5246: "Maybe if we kill both dragons and take over the crime family, people will finally believe we're the good guys." —Paul [2018-08-06]
 GredGredmansson: oh hello primal command
SomeOne: Was Kathleen the model for the "Duelist of the Mind" art? :)
theamc2000: Ben, Ratthew has taken your spotlight
 Marvoleath: How has the Spree UI been?
 WormBoyJames: Ratthew deserves it tbf
 hd_dabnado: ratthew generates that sweet sweet zoomer retention
ThePixelSavage: They are a good cop/bad cop buddy movie kinda arrangement
 thegitrogsquirrel: i was glad to see Ratthew made it
 Graham Stark: @SomeOne No... That's Nathan Steuer's world champs card.
 anhakha: Rathew. Surrogate Harambe.
ThePixelSavage: it might just be me, but I feel we are attributing a little too much to a gif of a rotating rat ...
  Juliamon: 500 #RatthewBits because I love Ratthew, and 8 #DonkeyBits because it's what I have leftover.
 ghizmou: put land on top to fateseal them
KoDOmega: Just got here!... this background music is extremely helpful after a stressful day...
 Graham Stark: Even better, that's just the Arena music for this set
rmorganslade: Which keywords are turning out to be the surprise hits of the set?
midnightcurryjazz: get that dilly!
 GredGredmansson: you have 5 mana this turn
BalthusHomewood: Rascally Rat Bits
 anhakha: Donkeys are basically just tall rats.
 anhakha: Everyone knows that
ThePixelSavage: so mani mirror universe Ragavans flying around
ThePixelSavage: *many
 ContingentCat: Sorry just got here, what is going on with the rat rotating on Wheeler?
CanPlayGames: Oh hey. Ratthew is here?
ThePixelSavage: @ContingentCat its apparently his emotional support rat
 hd_dabnado: oh hello
theamc2000: what a big Dino that looks like a bunny will kill it
 ContingentCat: @thepixelsavage  Ahh I've been busy and not able to catch many streams and missed that
 azidbern95: did the Dino token cause the flaming stage coach or is it being flung at them?
Kapu_: @ThePixelSavage agreed. I guess people like it, I just find it a bit confusing
 GredGredmansson: who had the bright idea to hook a dinosaur to a stagecoach
  LilianaSkyMage: when does this set come out?
DAC169: April 16th
ThePixelSavage: just fantasy Cam
ThibbleBird: time to get roped lol
theamc2000: it just a fantasy
 graveyard_king95: but why is the dino a 3/1?
 azidbern95: PreRelease on Friday
GreatGodOm: Who is the guy in the background of rotating rats' box?
DAC169: if it's "blue/white skies," isn't it just "cloudy skies"? 
 iris_of_ether: Hahahaha
 GredGredmansson: "we still believe in you"
 Marvoleath: !card hellspurs posse boss
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
DigitalSeahorse: mmmmmm dark chocolate desert hummus with rice pudding
Chartle: why is ratthew only there when we see cams gameplay
Chartle: is he on break?
 TomCatFrost: Donkeys have been promised. How could morale be low?
 jacqui_lantern234:  MORAL ZAREK
 TheDevil_Risen: Morale Zerich 
theamc2000: Apple bottom jeans
CygnusInfinity: !card hellspur posse boss
  LRRbot: Hellspur Posse Boss [2RR] | Creature — Lizard Rogue [2/4] | Other outlaws you control have haste. / When Hellspur Posse Boss enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 red Mercenary creature tokens with "{T}: Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery."
 GredGredmansson: Morale Zarek is Otter Zarek now
ThePixelSavage: thanks ... hate it Wheeler ...
cheshire_creeper: Oooo that's good asmr...
theamc2000: why do I hear pissing?
Kyir: I love "loud wet"
 azidbern95: and now I need the rest room, thanks Wheeler
 anhakha: What about the folks who need to pee?
 hd_dabnado: what about the rest of us who hate ASMR
 McMenno: nice
picante072: Why is Weeler peeing?
 TheDevil_Risen: now i need to go to the toilet 
  Dix: j u i c e
DigitalSeahorse: 
jspencer91: This Zarek?  No, the Otter Zarek
 TheDevil_Risen: haha its Beej's Juice!
 anhakha: See boost, eat boost?
 Mr_Horrible: seaboost? I love his streams 
 just__fitz: Are any cards in this set cracked for two headed giant, stuff that hits each opponent?
ThePixelSavage: man ... people roping you in historic brawl ... who hurt you?
midnightcurryjazz: audio getting weird
   LoadingReadyRun: Yahh... not sure why. Sorry all.
midnightcurryjazz: donkeys haunted
CygnusInfinity: is it because wheeler poured water on the mic?
jspencer91: @just__fitz Probably not a lot.  They wanted spells to target so they would commit crimes
 kilnfiendpotter: I'm back and OWL!
AshBurnem subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 103 months!
 AshBurnem: 
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, AshBurnem! (Today's storm count: 84)
Bruiser Hammerfist: I'm looking forward to prerelease. I've been doing some mock sealed, getting an Idea of how the cards work together.
 graveyard_king95: so after you plot a spell you can cast it for free?
 Eduardo_Velho: @graveyard_king95 yes on a subsequent turn
 graveyard_king95: oh sick! thank you cuz I was confused about it
 anhakha: Rip
 GredGredmansson: its a mount, can't tap it
DAC169: plot is like foretell, except you're paying it's cost up front
 Sage0fMadness: could have tapped Selvala during upkeep at least
 jmchap: so new secret reach graphic now???
 GredGredmansson: random legendaries are always good
 ArcOfTheConclave: did they add a very big that has reach alert?
 GredGredmansson: @jmchap public reach
 jmchap: so no longer secret reach...
Bruiser Hammerfist: lol reminder text
theamc2000: I need overtime first strike
 Marvoleath: I kinda hate that VFX, way too loud
 TomCatFrost: Now it's secret ward
SomeOne: Why is there a rat rotating on Wheeler's cam ? :P
 LoadingReadyRun: Cause he loves him
Andorrasrevenge: Are collectable dolls in canada called mimes?
 jmchap: nah ward had a decent graphic
 TomCatFrost: Under that reach it's not
 GredGredmansson: no
 GredGredmansson: it was 3 years ago
  RayFK: Yo Kaldheim was 3 years ago
 DoctorHutch: haha i ran some errands and came back, when i left this was also the topic of conversation
 EvilBadman: james was joking
 GredGredmansson: OG Ixalan was 7 years ago
SomeOne: I'm not a toy expert .. But I never head of those (I live in Quebec, Canada).
  Dix: yall gaslighting the hell out of us
thedevil_risen1: Ooft
 EvilBadman: it's 2021
 EvilBadman: Jan
cheshire_creeper: It's 2019 I think?
 McMenno: James? Lying? Nahhhh
 TomCatFrost: 2010? 5 years ago
theamc2000: inhale the gaslamp’s fumes
hattingston: It's not lying if it's a fun trick
 powerflapjack: (in the butler voice) masterful gambit sir
 Eduardo_Velho: that armadillo have reach, and none of the giant theros' God have it, why wizards???
 GredGredmansson: gaslight gaslight gaslight
DigitalSeahorse: xD
 kilnfiendpotter: I had to face the reality that I am now the Old Lady of Lore. An Elder Millennial Vorthos.
 GredGredmansson: in black no
  Dix: kilnfiendpotter There's Old Lore and New Lore
 TomCatFrost: +2/0 first strike
 TomCatFrost: in red
zombub: Was that a reach symbol on the card during opponent’s turn? Has WotC killed secret reach? D:
 iris_of_ether: Mood Kathleen
 jacqui_lantern234: @kilnfiendpotter now time for you to face the reality that youre so wonderful and amazing and inspirational and loved beyond measure 
 kilnfiendpotter: The Eldest Millennial Reborn
Astramentha: add to quote database? “ it’s not gaslighting if they’re your friends”
 GredGredmansson: the only double strike combat trick is in White and does not increase stats
 kilnfiendpotter: @jacqui_lantern234 T_T Thank you
 SkiaSymphonia: 607 More for the Donkey Bits. We were so close to the 10k that I had to
 kilnfiendpotter: @Dix ::insert Aslan gif::
 SacrificialToast: 1B  Target creature gets +1/0, Double Strike, and Protection from Cameron
Andorrasrevenge: Its a haunted query. Thanks for your info @SomeOne
 Marvoleath: Elder Millennial sounds like its a millennium old
 jacqui_lantern234: @kilnfiendpotter no, thank *YOU* for all the joy you bring to the world
 GredGredmansson: 
 kilnfiendpotter: I did a tweet a while back asking what an Elder Millennial Higlander format would look like, and everyone agreed Land Tax would be in every deck.
BalthusHomewood: Thats a big-ass deal
 TomCatFrost: Honestly? Just do it as a vlog
Bruiser Hammerfist: wow
Bruiser Hammerfist: called that
 jacqui_lantern234: @kilnfiendpotter ok, THIS sounds like a crapshot idea
DigitalSeahorse: when gen x gets grouped into millennials with y and z
 azidbern95: Rankin-Bass, the animation studio?
 GredGredmansson: Elder Millenial is the typeline for the inevitable Mel card
 Mr_Horrible: they're literally the card Meteorite
 Mr_Horrible: except a token
goombalax: !card Meteorite
  LRRbot: Meteorite [5] | Artifact | When Meteorite enters the battlefield, it deals 2 damage to any target. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Andorrasrevenge: Are mimes just mimes then in Canada?
Bearudite: Is this the Elder Millennial Social Club I have been hearing about
theamc2000: overwhelming forces
 GredGredmansson: Gitrog
 SacrificialToast: Ball Lightning?
 hd_dabnado: not haste but you can always get Fling'd
 kilnfiendpotter: I give all permission to turn that into a Crapshoot
AtrusOfMyst: Instead of Mana burn you just get back pain
  RayFK: 2007
theamc2000: what is electric feel?
 kilnfiendpotter: LOLOLOL
  RayFK: I was 16
345tom: Id say we could play zoomer highlander but thats just canladner -mox
Bearudite: sleeepy head
 GredGredmansson: the FORMAT is all removal
 EvilBadman: 2007 for that album
 Mr_Horrible: Why did Wheeler just own me online?
 Marvoleath: I mean, it's the crime archetype
  RayFK: Sure did
 jacqui_lantern234: "passion pit" is the name of my bedroom 
 powerflapjack: wait, where's ratthew
vinopinguino: i saw them live
vinopinguino: when i was a freshman in college
cheshire_creeper: I don't remember Passion Pit but I know *of* it through Super Mario World hacks, does that count?
  RayFK: Oracular Spectacular came out in 07 my guy
Bearudite: "you want to be in the club? how many of your references come from AMV Hell?"
 kilnfiendpotter: 2009 was nonstop "Just Dance" by Lady Gaga for me
DAC169: WHEELER!! JAMES HAS RATNAPPED RATTHEW!!!   
 McMenno: MGMT 2024
 jacqui_lantern234: @vinopinguino then this would be a good time to remind you to take your tylenol for your back pain 
 EvilBadman: The last set you'd be able to play in MGMT would be Lorwyn.
 Tweygoh: oracular Spectaular
 BusTed: ratthew only shows up on the third view
 Tweygoh: ?
vinopinguino: @jacqui_lantern234 after my nightly TUMS
  RayFK: What from Phoenix?
 powerflapjack: yeah it wasn't on cam's stream
theamc2000: bone dust
  RayFK: That was 09
 NotCainNorAbel: nooooo
Bruiser Hammerfist: phoenix
  RayFK: Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix
DigitalSeahorse: 2009
 hd_dabnado: the whole Solar Eclipse thing did it for me, when was 2017 again?
theamc2000: hmv?
 jacqui_lantern234: Time is a real concept, and its running out 
DigitalSeahorse: or 2010 when I found it maybe
 kilnfiendpotter: My 24 year old friend audibly gasped when I told her I was 36 and I had to be like: "Hey. Hey, you're allowed to be young. It's okay. I'm allowed to be ancient."
 Mr_Horrible: look, I did my tax earlier today, I don't need *MORE* information that makes me feel unmoored from the world
AtrusOfMyst: Pumped up kids are now burned out adults
 Mr_Horrible: please, I beg of you
h3rsh3yb4r: long drive for someone with nothing to talk about
BalthusHomewood: Good lord, you're making my tendons creak like the ropes of an ancient clipper ship
theamc2000: what is HMV?
Bruiser Hammerfist: that album is amazing
WiseGuy57: oh no, Flapjacker Mage
 EvilBadman: lol
 jacqui_lantern234: @theamc2000 a now nonexistent music store
BalthusHomewood: @AtrusOfMyst we never did outrun the gun
   LoadingReadyRun: HMV is where 40 years old Canadian bought CD's in the 90's
theamc2000: @jacqui_lantern234 ty
SmashTCG: oh no Caleb
 kilnfiendpotter: I read an article in Business Insider that said Millennials were posed to become the wealthiest generation in decades - once all the Baby Boomers pass.
 powerflapjack: my students look at me like i'm an eldritch being when i tell them i was their age when spongebob came out
 jacqui_lantern234: also, obligatory HM VEEZ NUTZ joke
SmashTCG: Relable concede
tetradd01: It's fun seeing Caleb's hand as well 
 McMenno: big zomb is pog
tetradd01: He also had Archmage Charm 
 Geldaran: @theamc2000 now listen up youngin's and I'll tell you a tale of a time when you had to go to a STORE to buy MUSIC! ::falls asleep::
  Dix: The money isn't going anywhere
BalthusHomewood: @kilnfiendpotter ... did... did they want us to speed it along or what?
vinopinguino: lol all the money is gone, what money
 iris_of_ether: My spouse told me we're of an age where it wouldn't be that notable to have an 18 year old child. At which point I started chanting "That's too far! That's too far!"
 EvilBadman: @kilnfiendpotter Yeah, who uh, wrote that article? Gen Xers? 
goombalax: this has big "trickle down" energy
theamc2000: @geldaran ty
BalthusHomewood: Yeah... thats how its goign to go for quite a few 
DigitalSeahorse: same, I have nothing saved
  Dix: The Math Ain't Mathing
 kilnfiendpotter: You know, Business Insider was also very big into crypto and SBF, so I'm absolutely down to believe this is nonsense.
SmashTCG: >boomers when their kids cant afford to take care of them because of the financial state of the country they led us to
AtrusOfMyst: Nest egg turned out to be jade
 hd_dabnado: @kilnfiendpotter there was also an article that Millennials were spending too much on "useless things" like "groceries"
  Dix: @kilnfiendpotter I always take stuff like that from BI with a grain of salt
 Mr_Horrible: through various means of legal theft
 bo_brinkman: We are going through this with my inlaws, and they are probably going to use up the value of their house in elder care... but then the current generation isn't even getting to buy houses, they are just renting. 
 Marvoleath: @kilnfiendpotter Did they mean on average? Did they count Elon as millennial? 
tetradd01: Elden Care is my favourite game
 kilnfiendpotter: That's assuming you can even find caretakers for your folks. There's a huge need for nurses and personal caretakers.
 GredGredmansson: ok i might need to disconnect
 EvilBadman: It is fucking wild to me that the US has not had a president younger than my father and he's 62.
BalthusHomewood: @bo_brinkman I'm sorry you and yours going through that 
TS_Terrapin: I'll believe the wealth transfer happens, but it'll concentrate even further in the rich's pockets
345tom: playing the gladiator midweek and how have I never seen faramir
 JRandomHacker: Sure glad I tuned back in for this current discussion
 kilnfiendpotter: A ton of them either quit or passed during the pandemic. Anywaaaay I'll stop talking about depressing things, I'm very sorry I steered us towards the darkness.
AtrusOfMyst: It's the teachers per class size issue but the students are geriatric parents and we're the teachers still
 McMenno: @hd_dabnado zoomers not millennials
 hd_dabnado: the phone notification was great
 bo_brinkman: @BalthusHomewood We are going to be okay, we are very lucky. But I'm seriously concerned about my co-workers that are 10-20 years younger than me.
chainsawwwwwwww: I just finished reading ready player one...What a ride! Way different than the movies.   Enjoyed them both, though. I can see how people were upset
Jayredd00 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 2 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Jayredd00! (Today's storm count: 85)
 JRandomHacker: It's even cooler now that you can play all ten decks!
thedevil_risen1: Cow Tech!!!!!
h3rsh3yb4r: ben what deck does your mom play in gladiator
KorrenTheNinth: yeah it's sweet, it comes with event decks. so I am learning storm by losing with it
 Seth_Erickson: depends on how you look at it
 Dog_of_Myth: I was playing earlier today. It's fun.
vinopinguino: "cause we dont have any to give you once we die" -wheeler's mom probably
 McMenno: shoutouts to Elle and Justin
Bearudite: she can't argue with donkey bits tho
BalthusHomewood: @bo_brinkman Yeah. I've been saving for retirement since I was 18 and I still worry.
 EvilBadman: Cool to hear we can play Gladiator in a supported even for uh...another 24hrs?
 TheManaLeek: Cow tech 👀👀👀👀
 iris_of_ether: Who named "Cow Tech"?
 hd_dabnado: oh no
 kilnfiendpotter: In better news, my baby chose Fuecoco as her starter Pokémon!
 hd_dabnado: @iris_of_ether UFO and Ellesandra
 TheBearBee: Hope is all us Millenials got until the baby boomers die
 DoctorHutch: did i hear a few gladiator queue was happening?
goombalax: the sneak attack deck is very good
 TheManaLeek: Cow Tech is so good
 kilnfiendpotter: @TheManaLeek All I can think of is Monty Python
AtrusOfMyst: Been jamming the Sneak Attack deck, Mardu tokens, Reanimator, and Jeskai
 TheManaLeek: 
 ArcOfTheConclave: cow tech lol
SmashTCG: cow tech is very good
 hd_dabnado: unfort that the cow is not necessary
 hd_dabnado: but we keep it in
 hd_dabnado: for the memes
 McMenno: cow tech is not good
GreatGodOm: How do you not die to the belzenlok trigger?
 Mr_Horrible: weird rules interactions are always fun
345tom: I've tried the Mardu aristocrats, the Sultai storm and the Jeskai Tempo and I think Im 9/10
 JRandomHacker: It was the number one deck in the poll we did and it wasn't even close
thedevil_risen1: Its fun.
 JRandomHacker: @GreatGodOm There are a few ways to give it either lifelink or prevent damage
 kilnfiendpotter: I definitely miss goofy magic. I've been meaning to build a Chair Typal EDH deck.
 brainbosh: I have tried so many times to make that deck work today but I either lose to elves on turn 4 or the OP concedes to just good cards
 EvilBadman: I got to Orcish Bowmasters off a Ring for 4 activation, and after I remade one with Viconia and flash that in too. Rakdos deck rules.
midnightcurryjazz: yeah, it plays midrange if you cant get the combo off
 kilnfiendpotter: Your horse is very concerned!
 EvilBadman: It was the OP's ring activation, for clarification
345tom: I do like that because of how Arena works "Gruul Sneak attack" appears as a 5 colour deck
thedevil_risen1: I'm struggling with the storm deck too
cheshire_creeper: Wait you can get a horse pet?
 definenull: How have the drafts been going?
 JRandomHacker: @thedevil_risen1 The channelstorm list is probably the hardest to just pick up and pilot - that deck has a _lot_ of lines
 anhakha: James will arrange u all horsey rides if u get to 50.
345tom: I had a lot of luck with the storm deck, but I dont think I hit anyone too aggressive
 powerflapjack: 100 another stack of donkey bits for The Pile. Wheeler, you and Nelson breaking Adam to the point that he now likes cube is fantastic. "bring me the shirtless lad on the spider"
goombalax: I saw Kasparov comment on it
 JRandomHacker: Did you see Kasparov's response? So good
 JRandomHacker: "This is what my match against Karpov felt like"
 kilnfiendpotter: Roll to seduce Kasparov?
  Dix: I was about to say
theamc2000: I would tell him about the time loop
 raulghoulia: can you just ask him to forfeit?
 Mr_Horrible: heh
 Dog_of_Myth: There is a Reid Duke version of that now.
 sporkraptor: XD
 McMenno: you just cheat
  Dix: that was the marathon Karpov match right?
 Jayredd00: wow\
 Gekyouryuu: I saw that on Tumblr, yeah!
 sporkraptor: was he the one with the buttplug cheating thing?
 JRandomHacker: The first Kasparov-Karpov world championship went _48 games_ before the arbiters called a draw for the sake of the players' health
 TheBearBee: I want that title on my business card. "Guy they bring out to beat up little boys"
CanPlayGames: 69 Ratthew Bits
AtrusOfMyst: Better for your health or worse than being addicted to nuzlocke?
 JRandomHacker: Karpov won the first 4 games, then Kasparov just started getting draw after draw after draw... it was 5-3 when they called it
 EvilBadman: Apparently adam got the tolarian deck last night offstream
  Dix: and Karpov could have had the win in those matches but gave away advantage in like 3 matches
cheshire_creeper: Adam becoming a vintage cube guy is not what I would've had in my bingo card for 2024 had I have a bingo card for 2024 to begin with
 kilnfiendpotter: I'm sure if we sat down with Kasparov and explained the situation, we could maybe figure out a better solution.
tetradd01: 👀 What that crab do 👀
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 kilnfiendpotter: Like my INT isn't that high, but I figure I could make a good CHA roll.
 powerflapjack: @cheshire_creeper (opening hand of 6 lands and Path to Exile) wheeler and nelson: "oh yeah" adam: "YOU'RE KEEPING THIS?!"
  corianderd: @kilnfiendpotter your INT is plenty high!
 kilnfiendpotter: @corianderd Thank you! But not "beat a chess grandmaster" high
theamc2000: cam good magic
 sporkraptor: idk Cameron
 sporkraptor: me too
 GredGredmansson: 
josh___something: OH... Heinous
GreatGodOm: How often have LRRfolk queued into each other during a FamJam?
 definenull: Rip crab
  corianderd: plot also as sorcery
HeavyMetalHero: i have watched various channels all day and did not realize the 0/5 crab was a pumper 
 Eduardo_Velho: crab kill peaple
 definenull: 9 with the merc
 JRandomHacker: @GreatGodOm The first block with Graham, Ben, and Nelly had a fair few
goombalax: the weeknd
AtrusOfMyst: Love the "let's discover this game together" feeling
AtrusOfMyst: It doesn't last
theamc2000: they play the sherif crew
 definenull: Oof
 JRandomHacker: I think I've heard "sad contagion engine noises" more than any other not-in-set card today
 definenull: Noooo
ztghostie: Holy cow!
 Simonark: Surely the Contagion Engine was a weird fluke, there can't be some utterly broken nonsense card in every pack or anything
 Mazrae: I didn't pay attention to the schedule and didn't know that this was going on today
 definenull: Ow
vinopinguino: oof
 Bugberry: Only get to catch the last hour and a half live due to work, but glad to catch some. I need that horse pet.
ztghostie: 
 GredGredmansson: knock it off paddy
 MichaelSnowbird: hahahahaha
 kilnfiendpotter: hahahahaha
 definenull: Wait didn't that happen at the PLS?
goombalax: Loading Ready Rumble
SolarBlitz1: That's just Wrestling, isn't it?
 Bugberry: A different kind of slapstick
ztghostie: oki oki fight club getting real
vinopinguino: yes, fun for sure
SmashTCG: oki oki fightclub(but for real)
 SquareDotCube: escalate it to real life stabbists
 powerflapjack: ends with paul coming out of a fugue state covered in blood
AtrusOfMyst: Oki Oki LARP Club
  corianderd: do we still have the donkey?
malexus101: Loading ready rumble?
 lordofkatz: My money's on Heather
 anhakha: What if a donkey fight pit? You have to fight a donkey.
vinopinguino: the donkey is the ref
ztghostie: what were thsoe weird boxing glove toys? Boppems?
 KWardJenx: Any way I can specifically direct my Patreon money directly at LRR fight-club?
ztghostie: give people a set of those
 Simonark: Look, you know that narrating that pre-record is the only thing Adam has ever dreamt of in life.
 McMenno: the BenvBen fight???
 Bugberry: If you die in the bit do you die in real life?
 Mattmitchell45: Another fight against Caleb
 Marvoleath: make the fight-tinder from that sketch a real thing
 bondeulv: was that really james in the previous match?
 BusTed: more fun than a pillow fight
 Bugberry: Hulk gloves vs sockem boppers
 McMenno: DMT 👍👍👍
 bondeulv: drew way more nonlands than James
 Bugberry: All while wearing moon shoes.
 definenull: Uh oh
ztghostie: feel like gitrog is bout to punch ccam into compost
 hd_dabnado: dear god why haste
 SquareDotCube: Was their name Biff Tannen?
 raulghoulia: Wheeler living real life fight against bully Biff from Back to the Future
goombalax: More like GitWrecked
 definenull: Ooh was that reach symbol thingy new?
ztghostie: Jund mythics 
 Mattmitchell45: Gitrog is certainly pretty busted in Commander
 McMenno: what the hell
vinopinguino: what kinda dungeon raid fight bs is this?
 Marvoleath: two, not up to two, ,needs 2 targets
 Bugberry: But you have to have two targets to fight.
 Marvoleath: which can be awkward
 definenull: Omg
  Dix: Vaaaaaaaaalue
ztghostie: I hear bombs and ways to recur said bombs in pretty decent
theamc2000: is betrayed an instant?
  corianderd: excited to see this deck actually something something
TheBajoGiroPego: Oh, nice, a reach visual aid, now the tabletop players will miss something more! Joke aside, it's nice to have those things.
 powerflapjack: vintage cube allstar pest infeste
 definenull: Noooo
vinopinguino: NOOOOOO
 definenull: Ruuude
 KWardJenx: No!!!!!
 neisan2112: NOooooo
 McMenno: NOOOOOO
  Dix: THAT card is in here?!
josh___something: This game stinks
  corianderd: reads note from earlier: they always have veil
 Mr_Horrible: damn, hateful
 lirazel64: Awe.
Skear007: This is awesome!
CygnusInfinity: it isn't even a bonus sheet card
CygnusInfinity: it's just *in* the set
 GredGredmansson: Gitrog and Rakdos look at the 1/3 archer betraying them and are like "seriously?"
 powerflapjack: @CygnusInfinity really setting us up for our return to lorwyn and Painter's Servant
 Simonark: I can't help but feel telling people to commit crimes everywhere and handing them weapons has led to an increase in crime.
 Eduardo_Velho: @GredGredmansson 5/7 XD
Peevvi: Hey, they sacrificed a creature to Rakdos
  corianderd: it was so cool for like a minute!
 Marvoleath: I mean, it was still a sick play and well played game. Caleb just had it all though
KorrenTheNinth: at least caleb's chat also thought your play it was sweet, before...the outcome
345tom: I just questing beasted against someones One Ring for the first time and I feel vindication
CygnusInfinity: @powerflapjack oh no, grindstone is a bonus sheet card, thought we were talking about snakeskin
TheBajoGiroPego: Shame on you for not changing the Ajani avatar.
 Marvoleath: @powerflapjack Grindstone is OTP. No changes to legality.
ztghostie: oof
 powerflapjack: @Marvoleath oh ok, see i misread it
theamc2000: mono black sac?
ztghostie: cruel ultimatum 
goombalax: ultimatum is doable
 Jayredd00: @KorrenTheNinth good on that chat it was a sick play
 Jayredd00: shame they had a response
vinopinguino: the answer was 5
 kilnfiendpotter: I maintain he's got a tiny little bone family with two daughters named Patella and Tibia.
   LoadingReadyRun: boooooo
   LoadingReadyRun: 
 BrowneePoints: I can't see Reckless Lackey without seeing Zoro from One Piece getting ready to Purgatory Oni Giri someone
 Marvoleath: Tb's family is canon, right? Of unknown composition though
 powerflapjack: i just like tinybones' role in the story boiling down to him following around Rakdos going "uppies"
DMGlol: supposedly
DMGlol: 
AtrusOfMyst: Is Terror of the Peaks' nickname Peaky Blinders when you don't see it coming?
 BrowneePoints: I still love how Shoot the Sheriff can't kill the one named Deputy in the Set
 Jayredd00: thats good flavour
KorrenTheNinth: That's excellent
CotillionTheRope: Well like the song says, he didn't shoot the deputy
SmashTCG: that was the vaultborn Tyrant right?
ThePixelSavage: Wheeler can you please explain to me why Prickly Pair is so good in your evaluation?
DMGlol: seems to go well with all your prickly pairs
LilSenwolf: Nice
 Bugberry: Have people been taking deserts highly? They seem easy to underestimate.
LilSenwolf: We can splash for gitrog
 Marvoleath: 3 mana entomb with reanimate?
 RatherLargeToad: It was a frog…monster!
ThePixelSavage: hey Cam look its rounded UP!
BL4Z3210: shiiiiiiiiiiiiit you got terror of the peaks
BL4Z3210: thats fire
BL4Z3210: man i want to draft on arena but i have vowed to never spend money on this game and i dont have the patience to do dailies until i get 10000 coins
KorrenTheNinth: no that was a fall out boy album
 kilnfiendpotter: This is what's going on at our house with Raffi.
 Stellapacifica: I regularly get oxford comma stuck in my head
 kilnfiendpotter: yeahhhh Kylie Minogue! I love Padam Padam.
theamc2000: feel the rain on your skin?
 powerflapjack: no one else can feel it for you
midnightcurryjazz: It was due to the layoffs, the list never got passed on
 Sage0fMadness: a lot of rematches lol
 Bugberry: all you need is a Snake
 Marvoleath: badger badger badger badger
DMGlol: yea they definitely needed way more people
DMGlol: or maybe just make bot drafts available
 JRandomHacker: I mean we could try to get the Gladiator account in on this, but I'm not sure we'd be the best candidates for jamming limited games
 Sage0fMadness: 
vinopinguino: i just noticed the pet rock and it made me guffaw
 definenull: They can saddle each other, which is a confusing mental image
 Sage0fMadness:   
MonoBadger: 
vinopinguino: it blends in with the background
 Sage0fMadness: Badger Badger Badger
 Bugberry: badger badger badger, mushroom mushroom
 couchboyj: Op is a burrowfiend fiend
 Sage0fMadness: now, the mushroom
DMGlol: veggie running the classic 8 badger deck
 definenull: meep meep
revhologram: are there any mushroom cards in this set?
 TomCatFrost: Kathleen: "Wow, you built your deck?"  Wheeler: "Of course." Also Wheeler: "Why are these 3 cards in my deck?"
 Sage0fMadness: That Marauder is kinda sick
 bondeulv: looks like it's time to call in... the eight
ThePixelSavage: *ring ring* "we need two people. Do you know anyone?"
Angreed66: It's been a long day and people are trying other formats
 Jayredd00: the music bangs
 DoomBringerIL: u guys excited for the FALLOUT TV show??? @LoadingReadyRun
 definenull: How did the badger get so big
CommanderPulsar: I'll bet Graham is ready.
DMGlol: 2 off 
 BrowneePoints: Eriette, Oko, Gisa Geralf, Tinybones, Rakdos, Annie, Kaervek, and then Kellan
 BrowneePoints: ope Vraska
 Marvoleath: @definenull saddled and feeding of the gy
vinopinguino: and also "Ashiok"
 Marvoleath: they had 12 total people in the posse, right?
ihlendrax: And Satoru….
 Sage0fMadness: swing all op
 BrowneePoints: 10 people in the Posse, 9 if you don't include the late Kellan as a late addition, 8 if you don't include Annie as being a Villain or Vraska being a double crosser @LoadingReadyRun
 BrowneePoints: ah crap i forgot about satoru
 BrowneePoints: that's 11
 BrowneePoints: nvm ignore me they have too many people
 Marvoleath: Oko, Vraska, Geralf, Gisa, Eriette, Rakdos, Annie, Kellan, Kaervek, Satoru, Tinybones, Breeches, Malcolm
ihlendrax: The Dirty Dozen…
 BrowneePoints: dangit and breeches and Malcom
 Marvoleath: 13
ihlendrax: …and then some.
 BrowneePoints: Dirty Dozen if you don't include Kellan since he was late
 Marvoleath: Baker's Dozen if you do
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Angreed66: considering that posse had to contend with both the graywater company and Akul's gang it's not too many.
 Marvoleath: "Ashiok" was the quest giver, so I wouldn't count him
 BrowneePoints: I mean, I bet Vraska and ANnie and Malcom are good at card games
 kilnfiendpotter: Gisa does NOT sleeve her cards.
 Jayredd00: I think playing against Rakdos would be quite the experience
 Marvoleath: Geralf feels like the most MtG playing one of them
 BrowneePoints: Cam, she uses Potpourri to mask it, but the flowers died a while ago too
 Jayredd00: oko would cheat
 Fruan: Isn't that her wedding dress?
chaostreader: do you consider Jace/Ashiok a member? they did provide a mental link.
 Marvoleath: Vraska would probably stab you if you topdeck too well
ihlendrax: Gisa uses a real graveyard….
 couchboyj: Its Innistrad, I fully buy them having black wedding dresses there
ThePixelSavage: or Gissa somehow made it back full circle ... smelling so aweful that she starts to smell weirdly good again
 kilnfiendpotter: Wait. Is that a rock. With googly eyes?!
 kilnfiendpotter: Is that an EEAAO reference?!!
 Marvoleath: His name is Dwayne
ThePixelSavage: hmmmm chicken
Angreed66: it's an april fools joke
 definenull: Maybe? It was a April fools thing iirc
 kilnfiendpotter: OMG WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME
ThePixelSavage: @kilnfiendpotter would you hae believed us? on April 1st?
 kilnfiendpotter: Well, if enough of you said it was so...
 tehfewl: wheeler all out of scruples
345tom: I think its just a pet rockl
345tom: not like a reference as much as that film rocks
DMGlol: morbid opportunist kind of a good card
 kilnfiendpotter: Ah, fair
 kilnfiendpotter: I still love them.
 Sage0fMadness: poor veggie
 Bugberry: @DMGlol crazy that it was an uncommon.
 Marvoleath: I mean, that pet was literally called Dwayne in the shop
 definenull: no
 lirazel64: Every word.
 kilnfiendpotter: @Marvoleath Can we only click on it a certain contractual number of times per game?
ThePixelSavage: we kinda have no choice
 KWardJenx: Yes, James. Yes we do. sigh...
DAC169: @Marvoleath companion, not pet. Dwayne is my friend 
 hd_dabnado: I totally heard Tummy there
malexus101: I can't read but I can write
 Marvoleath: @kilnfiendpotter dunno, disappointingly his eyes do not google when you click it
 definenull: uh oh
 Marvoleath: !read
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 Sage0fMadness: Xeno in shambles
ThePixelSavage: cant wait for that new horse pet to be bugged and stand on the battlefield for the whole game 
 KWardJenx: Hahaha!
DMGlol: mana drain 
 BrowneePoints: Jolene just puched that poor soul out of their boots Cam
Skear007: Haha love communicating though fanfare
 BrowneePoints: out of their BOOTS
slowloke: do you guys ever worry
 Sage0fMadness: Jace passing Mana Drain
nhammen: just in time to see passing mana drain
 Sage0fMadness: 
 kilnfiendpotter: So how is a Snorse born? From an egg?
Jadaris: Snegg
ThePixelSavage: @kilnfiendpotter I would argue that we have a Chimera situation here
 Sage0fMadness: are snorses based on any actual mythology?
 Marvoleath: the back side is mammal, so likely not from egg?
Angreed66: technically horses also come from eggs
 BrowneePoints: Echinoderms say what? @Marvoleath
ThePixelSavage: @Marvoleath there are egg laying mammals
 anhakha: Lol. Just imagine if it wax someone like Voxy or Amy- he send them a text and venmo's them $20 to scoop...
 Marvoleath: are the snorses warm blooded though?
 Tweygoh: or they hatch from an egg, then live birth
 BrowneePoints: wait those are Starfish
 kilnfiendpotter: But if Snorses are mammals, how do they get the milk with their little snek faces? Is it a milk patch thing?
 Sage0fMadness: @ThePixelSavage if you chose a mammal at random how "likely" would it be one of those
frozenphoenix7: I showed you my Prickly Pair plz concede
 BrowneePoints: Monotremes
 BrowneePoints: that's what they're freakin called
ThePixelSavage: @Sage0fMadness still its possible and we are talking the possibility as such 
 Tweygoh: they’re non venomous and milk comes out the fangs
DMGlol: didn't they used to get real accounts
ThePixelSavage: @Tweygoh eeewww. no.
 Marvoleath: so many questions, and googling "snorse" only shows snail-horses, not snake-horses
 gundamschwing: Oooo! Cameron is drafting with Pezo too! The Grim Tutors are GREAT!
 Ritaspirithntr: @kilnfiendpotter they’re probably born with the means to get milk as mammals do, but then grow out of it when they get older.
ThePixelSavage: @DMGlol there also used to be 1100 more of them.
 Jayredd00: @Tweygoh I have now entered a new chapter of my life, I am no longer the same man  after reading this. there is no return
 Ritaspirithntr: 
 kilnfiendpotter: @Ritaspirithntr I like this theory!
ThePixelSavage: ok that horse pet farting is something
 MyrddintheWizard: Wiat, is that I larger reach indicator, when did that get added?
 tehfewl: anti crime tech
 anhakha: That's a prickly quad.
 anhakha: Krogans...?
 Tweygoh: imagine if there was a ward cost that let your opponent draw a card
midnightcurryjazz: kathleens mic is d e d dead
 Marvoleath: prickly policule
 BrowneePoints: that's just lady maria of the astral clocktower
 BrowneePoints: and you can't tell me otherwise
ThePixelSavage: how much longer is the FamJam going to run?
Angreed66: They said till 7 their time so an hour 20
ThePixelSavage: thank you
 Marvoleath: no longer 
 BrowneePoints: nope.
 BrowneePoints: I'm glad they put reminder text on it though
goombalax: but if you do its like an insta-scoop
ThePixelSavage: that sound of utter confidence in Cams voice
DMGlol: land ping inc
 Marvoleath: @BrowneePoints wasn't that Slickshot Lockpicker? I guess it could be both
 Bugberry: stabilize at 1
 TomCatFrost: Desert dual coming down next turn?
Nick Chaput: why does the horse keep farting??
ToastWithTheMost: he's gassy?
ThePixelSavage: roadrunner is in the 43%
 kilnfiendpotter: Alright, dropping off to get some rest. Bye y'all!
ThePixelSavage: bye bye
 Ritaspirithntr: night michelle!
clairetheegg: Nice!
DMGlol: nice
 Sage0fMadness: choo chooooo
 Ritaspirithntr: choo chooooo!!
 WiJohn: Choo, and I cannot emphasize this enough, choo
 Sage0fMadness: g'night @kilnfiendpotter !
 definenull: oh no OP D:
ztghostie: 
 Mr_Horrible: the spice
DMGlol: 
ThePixelSavage: applause.
 Marvoleath: gottem
ztghostie: And that's why that card rarely gets reprinted into standard lol
 BrowneePoints: Yeehaw Yeehaw
 BrowneePoints: Yeehaw
ThePixelSavage: I dont know what it is but a beefy gruul 4/4 for 4 just always looks good
 tehfewl: sure shot is such a banger of a card
 TomCatFrost: How many conductors to drive the train?
 TomCatFrost: I'd want at least 2
 tehfewl: the joke is, you load up all your merc tokens into it, and you get a huge pay day
ThePixelSavage: its symmetrical, therfore fair.
 Marvoleath: it's fair because it's symmetrical 
ThePixelSavage: @Marvoleath high five.
 Marvoleath: o/
Therberus: oh wheelers here? yee haw
ThePixelSavage: I will force gruul in every draft.
 Sage0fMadness: uhh
ThePixelSavage: look at all those beefy bois
TalismanG1: pulled the trigger a bit too early there
 Sage0fMadness: OP got a bit shield-happy
 McMenno: jimmy who
ThePixelSavage: Cam is living the dream right now
midnightcurryjazz: good job cam
 thanzo: love me some chonky beefers
DMGlol: Why did jimmy get to keep his whole name but everyone else got a shorter one 
 Simonark: If James DOES call up Jimmy, does a meme about lands spontaneously get birthed into the world?
ThePixelSavage: "free"
 McMenno: LMAO
ztghostie: baneslayer-lite
 Bugberry: I was thinking more like Serra Avenger.
ztghostie: James, time to call JImmy
ihlendrax: 
  corianderd: can't believe James DQ'd
ThePixelSavage: on behalf of all commander players James: Hey!
 MichaelSnowbird: no one ever has 2
jfwong: I'M SORRY JAMES
ThePixelSavage: it was Wheeler
ztghostie: It was Ben, not James 
jfwong: I'M SORRY BEN
 powerflapjack: @jfwong lmao, no you're not
Therberus: "you lost to a commander player"?! 10/10 no notes
 loufghyslaufey: # Blame  for fun?
jfwong: I truly am. what i did to him was... mean
 Suffix: I enjoyed it, Jimmy. Good work.
ThePixelSavage: but also so entertaining
  corianderd: is cameron still on the sealed deck he started with?
 Simonark: Surely the meanness is for us, the highly amused audience to say.
jfwong: !cheer 1000 #donkeybits
  corianderd: swag
 Mr_Horrible: James Turner you cut that out
 McMenno: lmao
jfwong: 1000 #DONKEYBITS
theamc2000: donkey!
  Dix: ayeee
DMGlol: Clap
 baskwalla: Yay
 KWardJenx: Jimmy! Bravo!
jfwong: i AM the donkey bit
ThePixelSavage: rent a donkey named Jimmy
 McMenno: DONKEY BITS!
  corianderd: we name the donkey Jimmy
 Suffix: I... I think I missed something.
 lordofkatz: Yay, Jimmy! What a good sport
jfwong: I'll come hang out as long as you don't pair me against Kathleen in a prerelease
Kentosaurus: Can we name the donkey Jimmy (endearingly)?
 Stormgod519: LOL
 powerflapjack: cameron please i'm sick, making me laugh too much makes me have a coughing fit (don't stop i love yall)
Therberus: wow cam is kicking ass
 Marvoleath: next CK button?
 couchboyj: Sounds like a button to me
 Dog_of_Myth: !storm
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 Marvoleath: "I thought this deck was good"
 Stormgod519: yall are curing my headache: I was just playing commander for 5 hours, and im so cooked after those games
  corianderd: we write a sketch where the donkey is named Jimmy. The donkey is a character actor
gypocalypse: 40 year olds unite!!
 WiJohn: A bunch of 29 year olds
DMGlol: 3 minute draft 
ThePixelSavage: there is no such thing as "early" 30s ... the day you turn 30 you are in your late 30s.
 Simonark: I wasn't expecting this talk about donkey rides to make me feel SO old.
 hd_dabnado: oh, lol
 Fruan: #BlameJames
 McMenno: noooooo
 thanzo: oh
 Blacklm1492: they laid off the rest of the hours
 Jayredd00: damn
 Suffix: #BlameJordan
KorrenTheNinth: Can't assume anything anymore I guess
jfwong: We call this "post layoff streamer event"
 Jayredd00: been fun\
 Dog_of_Myth: ooof
itsaysTRUENO: Hasbro does it again
 Suffix: (Don't Do this)
 Sage0fMadness: lol what
 azidbern95: damn... Tappy just went live too 
Bruceski: 8AM to 6PM? That's almost a year!
 CaptainSpam: Well.
 KWardJenx: Nice going James
  Dix: lol i was just about to comment on that azidbern95
KorrenTheNinth: east coast famously hates the wild west anyway
 McMenno: gladiator next???
 Marvoleath: Ah yea, screw EU and eastern streamers
 Simonark: This event schedule feels like city slickers at work.
 Fruan: We talked about donkeys for a while there
 lordofkatz: All in favour of gladiator, say "Aye"
 hd_dabnado: just log in your account
midnightcurryjazz: play shandalar
 powerflapjack: do you have uno on your PC
ztghostie: Do you have shandalr on here?
 TomCatFrost: MTGA
 shea_wolfe: Do they have Uno?
KorrenTheNinth: time to install mtgo
 Marvoleath: Shandalar FamJam?
DMGlol: Does he have Roblox?
ThePixelSavage: Wheeler cosplaying your 9yo old cousin looking through your phone?
 Simonark: Ben Wheeler, willing to say or do anything to avoid playing Gladiator, just like always.
 baskwalla: How to give James a stroke
 pn55: Is MTGO on that PC?
frozenphoenix7: Vintage Cube is probably gone, right?
 pn55: Time for some cube Wheeler
cheshire_creeper: That's ominous
KorrenTheNinth: james please!
ztghostie: did they draft against the bots or something?!
 Marvoleath: Wheeler showing ass on stream? d:
 Simonark: These donkey puns started bad, but watch as we all burro even deeper.
DMGlol: in a row
 Dog_of_Myth: 
ztghostie: mmm thinking about a LRR hydra now
ztghostie: that should be the next playmat 
 Fruan: @ztghostie LRRdyra
Kadenus: some of us only tell the truth, and some of us only lie
itsaysTRUENO: the fan art is being commissioned
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 Stormgod519: wow
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Tweygoh: these jokes are a-bray-sive
 hd_dabnado: cant believe James stopped a train like spiderman that one time
 KWardJenx: Yes, please! Fake James lore
 BusTed: 
  Dix: DONKEH
 thanzo: 
 pn55: Donkey!
Amentur: Awwwwww 
DMGlol: 
 AFamiliarCalledEl: Oh damn... LRRnaean hydra
 BusTed: lookit the tail
DAC169: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
jfwong: this is the best
josh___something: awwww
gypocalypse: SO FLUFFY!!
jfwong: this is why I cheered bits
 RassilonDND: hello i am just walking in and WHAA donkey?
 hivefleetdarknell: YES
 Marvoleath: DB has TikTok showcases
josh___something: BABY
ztghostie: its so floofy
 baskwalla: I’m in for Donkey View 2024
 thanzo:   Donkey 
 Simonark: We had a stoic face at first, not we're all mule-ing wrecks
ztghostie: thats a good ass right there
 KWardJenx: This is great!
 TomCatFrost: I think that 11k is close enough to fund donkey
gypocalypse: 4 donkeys
 BusTed: 
  Dix: YESSSS
Amentur: YES!
  Dix: There. Are. FOUR. Donkeys.
 Mr_Horrible: the 4-Donker
 RassilonDND: just ramming them in there
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Sogheim: got a fourth mime???
 Suffix:     
 McMenno: YOOOOO!!!
ztghostie: Quadonkeys, if you would
 hd_dabnado: its okay james
gypocalypse: WOOT FAILURE!!!
ThePixelSavage: only 8h of content for free... outrageous!
 RassilonDND: back to animal videos?
KickAssKanuck: so is graham still there? or is he starting his fallout binge watch?
  corianderd: what
 JonnyH: RIP?
 TomCatFrost: WOTC said stream over
jfwong: 
 Stormgod519: we luv ya
Orxolon: aawwww
 hivefleetdarknell: How wheeler is let go from lrr
Orxolon: thanks for the stream!
  Juliamon: Wheeler
GLHFMagic: donkey blow
josh___something: WHEELER
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 powerflapjack: WHEELER
dravman: donkey blow!
 cosarprime: welp
 Suffix: Wheeler
 pn55: 
 MyrddintheWizard: No!
 RassilonDND: WOAH
 McMenno: donkey blow
 Suffix: CAM
 BusTed: 🤔
 powerflapjack: CAM
goombalax: #BlowDonkeyBits
 KWardJenx: Ha!!!
ThePixelSavage: you can probaly incorporate donkey into the Feaburrow PPR in some way
 Dromos_GHG: CAM
 JonnyH: 1000 #donkeyblow
 Suffix:  /
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 BusTed:  /
 MyrddintheWizard: :   
 tehfewl: are you guys putting on some kind of Donkey Show?
 KWardJenx: LRR Donkey Show!
 CaptainSpam: 1000 MOAR #DonkeyBits
 comrade_cards: road quest 2: the search for donkey
 Mr_Horrible: 1000 #donkeybits I'm not immune to donkey propaganda
 Simonark: Welcome Everyone to Loading Neddy Run
 powerflapjack: (insert wheeler JVP joke here)
JinaMahavira: 9x thrown from the saddle
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 definenull: *writes down "always rare draft"*
 Stormgod519: it sure does
 Stormgod519: I just got my Noot Noot button
 Marvoleath: !patreon
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 Marvoleath: !youtube
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 ShaneLeeAtk: Donkey Bits!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Mr_Horrible: oh that's *good*
 Marvoleath: !prime
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 Simonark: Congratulations on WotC for remembering what the buttons do!
 thanzo: donk bits, donk bits, donk bits
 RassilonDND: Enough for a crapshoot about donkeys?
Jacob C: byeeee
 Suffix: Donkeycorn?
  Juliamon: donkicorn
 Marvoleath: Unidonk?
 baskwalla: Need some more subs to fly Jimmy up
 Mazrae: Unikey??
Taligan: Huzzah! We're adequate!
 powerflapjack: WHEELER
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Mr_Horrible: you built a community that commits to the bit, and now you reap the whirlwind
 Mazrae: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir!  Naboo.
josh___something: Put a strap on the ass, and milk it :0
 Marvoleath: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (James, and/or Graham, and/or Adam, and/or Cori play Magic: The Gathering Arena! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (19:51 from now).
 A_Dub888: !findquote milk
  LRRbot: Quote #2440: "We'll get milk and underwear." —Ian [2016-05-03]
  corianderd: me
 Stormgod519: Hi Cori!
goombalax: #strap-onDonkeyUnicorn
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 Mr_Horrible: Cori will be our rock
 Marvoleath: !schedule
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 Dog_of_Myth: 
 RassilonDND: Akasupa?
 Marvoleath: iii was today
Jacob C: donké!!!!! thanks Scott!
 Marvoleath: I think Serge watched it if you need an expert opinion for the Chillpoint
 thanzo: international donks!
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/MushyAlluringBobaHoneyBadger-6V4wiw8aR58J4_bl
 Simonark: Someone in France really wants you to make anesse of yourselves
  corianderd: CDHC April 15 - My guest is Cameron
JinaMahavira: including them
whopperstopper: Street fighterrrr
 jacqui_lantern234: @corianderd YAY CAMERON
 RassilonDND: Donkey Konga?
 jacqui_lantern234: ooh, mini painting, yay 
 Mazrae: Mini donkey painting??
 A_Dub888: Bopl Batl
Taligan: Oh man, the Hoober-Bloob Highway!!
 RassilonDND: Boogles battle on poodle noodles?
  corianderd: the vestle with the pestle
JinaMahavira: James doesnt want to show Raft on mine o clock
 Fruan: Cam is on fire tonight
  Juliamon: can you just shove Ratthew in there
adept_nekomancer: Welcome to Can't Emote Donkeys Club
 Tweygoh: small donkey
 powerflapjack:      
 Tweygoh: burrito
 Suffix: You could just use a 
 ShaneLeeAtk: A burrito is a small donkey
 Mazrae: Burrito can be a small donkey
 powerflapjack: best i can do is a donkey kong
Kentosaurus: burrito is diminuitive of burro
 Marvoleath: -ito means a small version of
 RassilonDND:  
 jacqui_lantern234: a smonkey if you will 
 Stormgod519: lol
 definenull: brebd
 corefluxx: 100
 Simonark: Spanish donkey talk is all well and good but with Wheeler here, I'm sure German donkey talk is a hard esel.
 raulghoulia: 1000 for the donkey
  Texan_Reverend: This has been a fun time.
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
 Mazrae: Now only if teeko was next when they could make donkey shirts and use that art
  Juliamon: Texan_Reverend We really gotta get you hooked up with LRRbot so it'll show your swords on the sub scroll
  Texan_Reverend: My spouse has enjoyed the recent OTJ stuff enough to actually be really interested in picking up some to play with.
  Texan_Reverend: @Juliamon It'll get solved eventually, I'm sure. There have been other priorities.
 jacqui_lantern234: donkey!
 MyrddintheWizard: DOnkey!
 Stormgod519: Donkey!
 KWardJenx: Love the FamJam. Thanks so much for the laughs.
  Texan_Reverend: !discord
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 Earthenone: streamer show donkey?
blipbloop1000: nice
Therberus: plus 10$ and 5€ from YouTube 😌😌😌
 Mazrae: No wait make a studio D for donkey
 RassilonDND: LRRCON 2 with Donkey pool?
 Gekyouryuu: a donkey would learn fast
 Nyxjbm: LRR *could* employ a donkey full time
 Gekyouryuu: lots of asses stream every day
 Simonark: In other news, a conversation he wasn't here for aged Paul about 20 years in five minutes.
 Suffix: There's still plenty of cash left in the Tarp Budget.
 KWardJenx: Sounds like an Ian stream
 azidbern95: next one these, Bloomburrow critters!
 Earthenone: TTSF teaching a donkey to use a washlet
 Dog_of_Myth: Well, you do have a bidet now
 shurtal: donkey learns about the washlet
 KWardJenx: The best!
 RassilonDND: TTSF, now teaching a donkey to play DDR
 Stormgod519: gn chat
 McMenno: byeee
 MyrddintheWizard: Thank you for the Streaam
samwiser_: I love you all my babies, sleep well.
jubale1: how is Thunder Junction
 RassilonDND: New stretch goal for the Kickstarter
 Simonark: I feel like the highlight reel is going to be.. 80% DonkTalk
blipbloop1000: thanks for da stream
Therberus: thanks for the donkey
 TheRealRedal: can't wait to watch this (was late) and see donk joke be borned
  Juliamon: Simonark From this stream maybe, but a *lot* of last night's clips were approved
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