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Fruan: omg, Serge is back in the moon base! yay!
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wordmogul: serge is back!
an_archist2: the moonbase is no longer safe from serge
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JessKay: and serge is no longer safe from the moonbase
JRandomHacker: Guess I'll pause the "Serge's Birthday" stream VOD to watch the "Serge's Birthday" livestream
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grgriffin3: Let's fight some paper baybeeeee
Steel_Wish: Big beats!
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I'm here to bully Serge 
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veelofar: are we beating up Serge? Will Snerge make an appearance?
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Dog_of_Myth:
cobthegreat: How many 4 mana clones is Surge running
DigitalSeahorse:
I hope I don't get any 
renaissance_rat: who's the gang for tonight?
kristof162028: Happy birthday serge
DigitalSeahorse: Alex is there for one
computercolinx: @cobthegreat there's only the new one right? 😉
Metric_Furlong: #PowerSerge
an_archist2: camlander?
DigitalSeahorse: oh no! an AD
Dog_of_Myth:
TheDevil_Risen: SERGE!!!!
Oreo1369: Hello
noSmokeFire: hi back, it's me, chat
QuixoticScrivener: A wild Serge has appeared.
YakkShakk221B:
Happy belated birthday Serge 
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Alex is back!!!!!
thraximore:
Alex!
grgriffin3: The triumphant return!
Falannt: Hi folks!
YakkShakk221B: Serge is touching his friends
cobthegreat: Oh your right I forgot
Oreo1369: Alex yay 😊
DigitalSeahorse: dangit
renaissance_rat: hes back bayeyyy
grgriffin3: Ahh, Serge really is back
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RockPusher: oh Serge
FlynnRaccoon: !phrasing
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flatluigi: happy birthday
TheDangerWaffle: hewwoooo
YakkShakk221B: lovely shirt Alex
DigitalSeahorse: common twitch you had 20 seconds before now
renaissance_rat: time to beat serge!
DigitalSeahorse: I can't seeeeee
Astra7525: "We're gonna need a bigger tarp budget"
DigitalSeahorse: :>
DigitalSeahorse: oh there we go
cmdrud87: what better way to do it than Serge gettng abducted by Beej again?
DoodlestheGreat: Instead of spankings, you get beat.
DigitalSeahorse: that was a fast 6 ads
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renaissance_rat: so wheeler is here with eggs
matthaus_c: Best of 1 RDW mirrors
DigitalSeahorse:
grgriffin3: Oh, this is gonna be FUN
DoodlestheGreat: Knut Knut
Metric_Furlong: Neep Neep
DigitalSeahorse:
newt newt
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Judge's Tower for first play?
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grgriffin3: Kaizo CanLander
Oreo1369: What's everyone playing
YakkShakk221B: Serge's Canlander gauntlet
UnknownFriday: Okay, can someone explain to me where noot-noot step comes from? Must've missed that stream.
flatluigi: aahahah
Dog_of_Myth:
BusTed: the hate
YakkShakk221B: welcome back Serge
an_archist2: get dunked on
grgriffin3: Oh, we're just DOING it
Strebenherz: AMAZING start
Oreo1369: GG
thraximore:
grgriffin3: That's a damn FELONY
Churchycol: Happy birthday Sergimus!
Strebenherz: That's his first land in HOW LONG?
kristof162028: What are the decks you guys playing
DoodlestheGreat: That was a fast start to a beaty mcbeat
Awexdio: That's called giving you added value for your Deathrite!
DigitalSeahorse: happy birthday!
matthaus_c: a knife
Oreo1369: What's y'all on
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josh___something:
Happy birthday, here's a knife! 
matthaus_c: I see a bald man with a hamster in Alex's hand
DigitalSeahorse: !decks
JRandomHacker: "I'm playing Naya" - fetches Bayou
PhanTom_lt: Naya Blade?
Juliamon: !cardview on
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josh___something: "Naya"
DoodlestheGreat: Say, is anyone going to keep track of Serge's win/loss ration this eve?
renaissance_rat: bayou new card too cracked
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raulghoulia: thank you Alex. I had questions
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Juliamon: Decks are not in LRRbot yet, gimme a minute
DigitalSeahorse:
oh sub only command 
micalovits: #FetchLandsToOne
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Jundinator: Hai LRR I'm currently enjoying my OTJ Prerelease
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
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flatluigi: !decks
Oreo1369: Angel
coachNelly: happy birthday I got you these LIES
LRRbot: Young Pyromancer [1R] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token.
an_archist2: just wait until serge plays a polluted delta
LRRbot: Gitaxian Probe [{U/P}] | Sorcery | Look at target player's hand. / Draw a card.
Juliamon: I JUST SAID gimme a minute
AutonomousTurtle: gotta come play premodern, where we fetch for basics and are happy for it
PhanTom_lt: draw for probe?
Oreo1369: Points
DMGlol:
happy birthday to serge
as_ever_ellesandra: Saga for the loce
as_ever_ellesandra: Love*
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philippekav: why does Serge passes his library ?
an_archist2: what are people's points?
Jundinator: Who all is enjoying their Outlaws of Thunder Junction prerelease right now?
matthaus_c: the elusive Red Green Sorensen
Juliamon: !decks
Mr_Horrible: showcasing the Queezy Dreezy
raulghoulia: gitaxian probe in gruul. does LRR know what colors are?
theamc2000: happy birthday Serge
theamc2000: Hi Alex
matthaus_c: @raulghoulia probe is colourless
BusTed:
micalovits: I have never paid mana for probe
PhanTom_lt: Serge said his deck is just one drops!
Mr_Horrible: it gets really funny again at 12th Eorlingas
an_archist2: imagine if serge was playing mox jet
matthaus_c: colourless that pitches to FOW is the best colour
cmdrud87:
is this PG? 
coachNelly: it’s the fourth eorlingas that really gets you
LRRbot: Unholy Heat [R] | Instant | Unholy Heat deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. / Delirium — Unholy Heat deals 6 damage instead if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
korvys: 4th Cunning Linguist
flatluigi: oh no does alex not know about aerolingus
LRRbot: Mother of Runes [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | {T}: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
Blip2004: Serge aiming for par on the fourth hole
josh___something: forth Cunnilingus
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Krillin_fan: Ben!
MegaDosX: Ben, no, the WotC agreement
Izandai: Who is this "We" Ben?
DigitalSeahorse:
Churchycol: Forth Eorligmalinngus
Meiersification:
1000
Oreo1369: Ben is great
flatluigi: you don't want the subtle aerolingus
LRRbot: Dragonsguard Elite [1G] | Creature — Human Druid [2/2] | Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Dragonsguard Elite. / {4}{G}{G}: Double the number of +1/+1 counters on Dragonsguard Elite.
lirazel64: I would appreciate it if that could stop...
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Ooh, a stream of CanMander! 
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Metric_Furlong: Aer LIngus, the Irish airline
LRRbot: Crash Through [R] | Sorcery | Creatures you control gain trample until end of turn. / Draw a card.
Falannt: arent lifes 20 vs 15?
Alas_Babylon: Gruul Magecraft, I dig
Strebenherz: Alex has that good good face
YakkShakk221B: good face Alex
MegaDosX:
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Magmatic Channeler [1R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | As long as there are four or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard, Magmatic Channeler gets +3/+1. / {T}, Discard a card: Exile the top two cards of your library, then choose one of them. You may play that card this turn.
Mr_Horrible: "When did Sonic '06 come out?"
BusTed: damn
LRRbot: Fury [3RR] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/3] | Double strike / When Fury enters the battlefield, it deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers. / Evoke—Exile a red card from your hand.
YakkShakk221B: [DEAD]
MegaDosX:
Definitely a fair and balanced card 
Churchycol: [BOSHI]
coachNelly: creature
Jundinator: Hai @coachnelly
coachNelly: hello yes
an_archist2: serge is keeping up counter magic
LRRbot: Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes [2RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Minsc [3] | When Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may create Boo, a legendary 1/1 red Hamster creature token with trample and haste. / [+1]: Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature with trample or haste. / [−2]: Sacrifice a creature. When you do, Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes deals X damage to any target, where X is that creature's powe…
matthaus_c: Fury is Banned in Modern
BusTed: 😬
MegaDosX: RIP Serge
micalovits: RIP Serge
grgriffin3: ZOOM ZOOM
Mr_Horrible: they can be your commander
MegaDosX: Fury into Minsc and Boo
Oreo1369: Death my BOO
Jundinator: @coachnelly I'm Marduing it at my prerelease
YakkShakk221B: Honk Honk
flatluigi: congratulations to serge's last birthday
Strebenherz: wait how?
coachNelly: nice
Churchycol: Serge is getting omega level bullied
Krillin_fan: Alex went to the Cobra Kai school of karate
YakkShakk221B: Serge rapidly becoming a corpse
RockPusher: Go for the eyes Boo!
Mr_Horrible: Minsc, too beloved for points
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MegaDosX: Eh, it's OK, Alex
Alas_Babylon: Imagine a 4 mana 4/4 that doesn't die properly
JRandomHacker: "Look I like hamsters as much as the next person but not when they are the approximate size and speed of a 747"
matthaus_c: immer auf die augen, buh
flatluigi: i think he took one too many
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
YakkShakk221B: Europe
LoadingReadyRun:
Boo is pointed, but Minsc is fine
Strebenherz: How did Alex play Minsc and Boo?
LRRbot: Lightning Strike [1R] | Instant | Lightning Strike deals 3 damage to any target.
Mr_Horrible: getting run over by a hamster is definitely A Thing
azureHaights: @jrandomhacker a Boo-ing 747?
YakkShakk221B: yeas
Cartographers_Ink: Almost Bolt the Bird
Oreo1369: Alex " Cat h this mix up Serge " BEEP BEEP
flatluigi: @Strebenherz paper minsc and boo is 4 mana
RockPusher: Beep Beep
cmdrud87: "This card is stupid!"- a card evaluaton by Alex Sracey
MegaDosX: Serge you said fast Magic
shendaras:
Mr_Horrible: Hampter
BusTed: that was brutal
cmdrud87: *Stacey
TheWooglie: 1 - 0 to the NotSerges
YakkShakk221B: Alex has a sweet deck
Churchycol: That topdeck Fury was absolutely absurd
Oreo1369: Great job Alex
DoodlestheGreat: w/l 0/1
matthaus_c: peel the Furry blush emoji
veelofar: absolutely bodied
Strebenherz: I thought he had less mana that turn. I'm missing something big, but not sure what
KWardJenx: Alex speed-run'd Serge
YakkShakk221B: only natty furies
micalovits: I hope everyone is just on R/G decks with Mincs
shendaras:
Ben playing highlander
RockPusher: They're just goofy little guys
matthaus_c: Reanimating Troll of Khazad-dum
Izandai: Rakdos Reanimidrange?
as_ever_ellesandra: Reanimidrange
cmdrud87: sooo... Judge's tower after thiis, given the stream will be done in about 45 minutes?
as_ever_ellesandra: The ol gladiator port
Izandai: eyyyyy
JRandomHacker: Oh hey look multiple Gladiator friends beat me to it
Mr_Horrible: Anathemancer my beloved
YakkShakk221B: let's gooo
RockPusher: *giant demon tries to look smol*
Mr_Horrible: just opponent
MegaDosX: !card anathemancer
LRRbot: Anathemancer [1BR] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [2/2] | When Anathemancer enters the battlefield, it deals damage to target player equal to the number of nonbasic lands that player controls. / Unearth {5}{B}{R}
Mr_Horrible: I killed so many 5CC players with unearthed Anathemancers
LastCenturion: that's ten
matthaus_c: DT is 3 now
coachNelly: anathemancer is when fair magic peaked
as_ever_ellesandra: DT is 3 now ye
as_ever_ellesandra: That's 10 points
matthaus_c: Portland is such a cool meta
YakkShakk221B: tainted pact/Laelia is the hotness
Chesul: Which Jitte ben, there are two now. XD
BusTed: 😬
Mr_Horrible: trepidation
Oreo1369: GREED
YakkShakk221B: thinking emotion
cmdrud87: severe iindigestion
Mr_Horrible: pregret
LRRbot: Mox Pearl [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {W}.
LRRbot: Giver of Runes [W] | Creature — Kor Cleric [1/2] | {T}: Another target creature you control gains protection from colorless or from the color of your choice until end of turn.
flatluigi: let him mulligan
Mr_Horrible: Server of Runes when, WotC
LRRbot: Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer [R] | Legendary Creature — Monkey Pirate [2/1] | Whenever Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. / Dash {1}{R}
RockPusher:
Izandai: das moonkay
LRRbot: Strip Mine | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Strip Mine: Destroy target land.
Chesul: Stupid Badass Monkey.
LRRbot: White Plume Adventurer [2W] | Creature — Orc Cleric [3/3] | When White Plume Adventurer enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, untap a creature you control. If you've completed a dungeon, untap all creatures you control instead.
YakkShakk221B: icky
matthaus_c: turn 2 white plume noot noooooot
SagaMonstrum: I can't believe they're going to beat up Serge for his birthday
BusTed: forth eorlingas
RockPusher:
Izandai: SERGE
Mr_Horrible:
me when I introduce the initiative: 
coachNelly: mother phrasing
Chesul: SERGE.
circusofkirkus: welcome back serge
Oreo1369: Damn Serge
kristof162028: So serge is this stream just the screen from the movie airplane where you are the lady freaking out and each of ur opponents are just take turns hitting you?
RockPusher: Serge is back, all is phrasing with the world.
Dog_of_Myth: Welcome back Serge!
raulghoulia: sweet summer serge
LoadingReadyRun:
but where's the BEEG DUNGO?
Alas_Babylon: Slightly Smoller Dungo
Oreo1369: Serge how old are you now?
Dog_of_Myth: Beeg Dungo lives in our hearts @LoadingReadyRun
Alas_Babylon: @Oreo1369 Somewhere between 21 and 99
an_archist2: i think that mox spent too long in the washing machine
LRRbot: Terminate [BR] | Instant | Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.
YakkShakk221B: we are perhaps gaming
SagaMonstrum: Oh, also Happy Birthday Serge, hope it's been a good one!
MegaDosX: Neat!
Oreo1369: Activate gaming
circusofkirkus:
LRRbot: Abrade [1R] | Instant | Choose one — / • Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. / • Destroy target artifact.
Oreo1369: Treasure
matthaus_c: sometimes you gotta 3 for 1 yourself just to get the subgame
Alas_Babylon: G A M I N G
BusTed: Secret genius!
MegaDosX: BEN'S A GENIUS
matthaus_c: oh BOY
YakkShakk221B: we are cooking
circusofkirkus: CALCULATED
micalovits: EZ GAME
JRandomHacker: the mox!
Mr_Horrible: this monkey's paying out
Kentosaurus: @LoadingReadyRun whenever BEEG DUNGO isn't on screen, everyone should be asking "Where's BEEG DUNGO?"
Dog_of_Myth: Big Brain Ben
Churchycol: IT'S GIVING MONKEE
Oreo1369: Kill the dork
matthaus_c: the monkey giveth
grgriffin3: Why can't Ben hold all these answers?
whoppernugget: has anyone ever tried this monkey before? it seems kinda good
micalovits: But it can attack and take the initiative back
Cartographers_Ink: OMG the initiative!
an_archist2: did ben lose life from his fetchland?
DigitalSeahorse: who's gonna bring actual beets to the table?
matthaus_c: @whoppernugget jury's still out, it's /only/ a 1 mana 2/1
Oreo1369: Yay cam
WhirlwindAbyss: Isnt Ben at 19
Oreo1369: Always had it Ben
MegaDosX: "Just heck me up" - Serge, probably
YakkShakk221B: Hi Cam
drcthulu: be careful what you wish for
veelofar: Serge is getting Birthday Beat
as_ever_ellesandra: "Serge's Birthday Blowouts"
matthaus_c: birthday eorlingas
MegaDosX: I mean, Serge could also have exiled the Mox
cobthegreat: He didn't expect people to bring the paddles
Mr_Horrible:
Ragavan's gone that that big clave in the sky 
YakkShakk221B: someone is obtaining coins
UnknownFriday: Okay, that is 100% someone playing Mario.
Oreo1369: Thanks Alex
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Mr_Horrible: 3 removal spells on turn 2
LRRbot: Sedgemoor Witch [2B] | Creature — Human Warlock [3/2] | Menace / Ward—Pay 3 life. / Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this creature dies, you gain 1 life."
YakkShakk221B: the Hwitch let's goo
Oreo1369: And to think no fury yet...
LRRbot: Blood Crypt | Land — Swamp Mountain | As Blood Crypt enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
LRRbot: Fateful Absence [1W] | Instant | Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Its controller investigates.
LoadingReadyRun:
More like SedgeLESS Witch!
Falannt: !card Pyrokinesis
LRRbot: Pyrokinesis [4RR] | Instant | You may exile a red card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Pyrokinesis deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures.
Mr_Horrible: "Hey does anyone know where I left my dad?" - Sorin Markov
coachNelly: Ben to 14
LRRbot: Dreadhorde Arcanist [1R] | Creature — Zombie Wizard [1/3] | Trample / Whenever Dreadhorde Arcanist attacks, you may cast target instant or sorcery card with mana value less than or equal to Dreadhorde Arcanist's power from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.
matthaus_c: arcanist with the clamp? owo
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
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LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
Mr_Horrible: Ben you played 3 kill spells on turn 2
LRRbot: Stomping Ground | Land — Mountain Forest | As Stomping Ground enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
Churchycol: Shouldn't Ben be at 15?
circusofkirkus: one was Serge's
Mr_Horrible: terminate, abrade, pyro
Churchycol: I thought the Skyclave was a 2/2
matthaus_c: 3 with the effectiveness of 2
coachNelly: Ben should be at 15
Mr_Horrible:
GreatGodOm: Have the surveil lands made any impact on canadian highlander?
coachNelly: missed damage from serge attacking with 2/2
YakkShakk221B: one of us one of us
Churchycol:
@coachNelly thanks coach 
RockPusher:
LRRbot: Undermountain Adventurer [3G] | Creature — Giant Warrior [3/4] | Vigilance / When Undermountain Adventurer enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / {T}: Add {G}{G}. If you've completed a dungeon, add six {G} instead.
SandWhales1: but like what does he know
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LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
coachNelly: never listen to chat
micalovits:
Nelson gets us
YakkShakk221B: Serge is well on his way to goblin town
SandWhales1: not like hes a judge or anything
Oreo1369: Spoilers Ben, it's all gas
Churchycol: @coachNelly I try to be a helpful chat
LRRbot: Broadside Bombardiers [2R] | Creature — Goblin Pirate [2/2] | Menace, haste / Boast — Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Broadside Bombardiers deals damage equal to 2 plus the sacrificed permanent's mana value to any target.
matthaus_c: one step short of the lifesaving 4/1
coachNelly: Ggs wp both sides
MegaDosX: Just get a bigger dungeon
MegaDosX: Surely you can find one somewhere
whoppernugget: so many things!
matthaus_c: the browns
Rogue_07: The Cleveland Browns?
YakkShakk221B: Aristocrats baybee
RockPusher:
YakkShakk221B: good to see it again
SandWhales1: rude dude dune brood!
coachNelly: go print out some moxes!!!
DigitalSeahorse:
noSmokeFire: "My grandfather's deck HAS no good cards!"
MegaDosX: Aristocrats? Dealing combat damage? Couldn't be me
Izandai: OOF
EmoChicken42: Is Demonic tutor in cams list?
micalovits: Never have I heard a better description of aristocrats
aussie316:
RechargeableFrenchman: They don't need to be good cards when you're just feeding them to a Goblin Bombardment
Churchycol: Internet bein' a bad. i'll catch ya in the vid! great to see ya again Serge
Rogue_07: The Toronto Maple Leafs, maybe?
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Rogue_07: I hear they're universally terrible
UnknownFriday: You could call it the Kick Sauber F1 team.
coachNelly: maple leafs is a decent call
aussie316: just call the deck west tigers or west coast eagles they never win
philippekav: are the Avalanches good ths year ?
Oreo1369: Losing again for the Cleveland browns
KWardJenx: Love me some Cam Highlander. This is the content I'm here for.
coachNelly: even when the leafs win they have a reputation for losing
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grgriffin3: Buffalo Bills? Unless this deck doesn't even come close to the prize before collapsing I guess
whiscash_enthusiast: It's morally right to shit on the browns though so don't worry
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LionsEyeDiamond: detroit pistons
Strebenherz:
Just name it the maple leafs, you're safe keeping it there 
Tweygoh: San Jose sharks
RabbitGrrrl: San Jose
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YakkShakk221B: The Chicago
TheSoundOfWhiteNoise: The Ferrari F1 Pit Stop Strategy
whoppernugget: [SWEAR WORD]
Rogue_07: The worst football team this year was probably the Carolina Panthers?
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, Blackhawks are bad now
Rogue_07: I think?
poltergoose_2: yo fuck the blackhawks
Simbionis: Also the Chicago Bears
RechargeableFrenchman: @TheSoundOfWhiteNoise too real
UnknownFriday: @TheSoundOfWhiteNoise No, that's 100% Sauber this year.
Juliamon: A+ first time chat
UnkeptFlea: so what I'm hearing is Cameron is some sort of sports prophet?
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SandWhales1: they took away my thrashers years ago so *shrug*
JRandomHacker: sad Chicago noises, but also it's a very easy decision to not root for the Haws right now
grgriffin3: That's also the Ducks, I thought
JRandomHacker: *hawks
RockPusher: "Weird"
WhirlwindAbyss: And Sharks are my team, they suck but i love um
Daemyx: "new"
aussie316: sharks are 19-51
MegaDosX:
Cam accidentally using eight year old rules with his eight year old deck
TanukTungus: New Mulligan- 5 years old lol
matthaus_c: eight year old rules, and 60 year old hockey players
TheDevil_Risen: GLHF
SandWhales1: does 2016 magic count as "boomer shit"?
MegaDosX: Shuffle back the thing you wanted to draw, now it's not on the bottom of your deck
Oreo1369: Your already dead Serge
LRRbot: Hunted Witness [W] | Creature — Human [1/1] | When Hunted Witness dies, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token with lifelink.
MegaDosX: I have not seen that card cast in years
matthaus_c: @SandWhales1 2016 was boomer shit back in 2019
LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Steelshaper's Gift [W] | Sorcery | Search your library for an Equipment card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
LoadingReadyRun:
@JRandomHacker what is a "sad Chicago noise"?
RechargeableFrenchman: @SandWhales1 depends, has anyone shouted "DR TEETH" yet this stream?
LRRbot: Plateau | Land — Mountain Plains |
Tweygoh: a deep dish hitting the floor
MegaDosX: Serge also at 19 from the fetch
SandWhales1: be the change you want to see in the world
UnknownFriday: @LoadingReadyRun Oop, sorry.
matthaus_c: Jitte is generally terrible, yes
Khalstrom: Ope
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
WhirlwindAbyss: Ope
LRRbot: Embercleave [4RR] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Flash / This spell costs {1} less to cast for each attacking creature you control. / When Embercleave enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has double strike and trample. / Equip {3}
grgriffin3: Chelsea Dagger in a minor key?
Izandai: ough
northos: oooooof
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MegaDosX: Well.
aussie316: sad Chicago noise is the AEW theme
matthaus_c: Brought to you Bayou
whiscash_enthusiast: The Paul Kariya shoutout made my entire day, thanks for that Cameron
LRRbot: Blood Artist [1B] | Creature — Vampire [0/1] | Whenever Blood Artist or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
SandWhales1: you ever been to a cubs game? thats your noise
Rogue_07: Paul Blartist, Mall Cartist?
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
matthaus_c: Windswept Keith
JRandomHacker: @SandWhales1 Cubs are exciting this year
RecursiveAcronym: @matthaus_c when do i get to have this as a button
LRRbot: Savannah | Land — Forest Plains |
LRRbot: Wrenn and Six [RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Wrenn [3] | [+1]: Return up to one target land card from your graveyard to your hand. / [−1]: Wrenn and Six deals 1 damage to any target. / [−7]: You get an emblem with "Instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard have retrace."
MegaDosX: Gross.
grgriffin3: That card probably won't do much in this format.
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BrowneePoints: sad Chicago noises is “You’re not the Inspiration”
MegaDosX: You sure you don't want to hit the Witness Serge?
Tweygoh: remember when serge said it was bad
Dog_of_Myth: Ooof
MegaDosX: Well.
Daemyx: ooof
micalovits: It just wasteland locks people
shea_wolfe: A legendary episode
RechargeableFrenchman: @BrowneePoints Saturday and the Park is closed
YakkShakk221B: bad card
matthaus_c: only the best planeswalker ever printed
DAC169:
it's Serge's birthday? 
shea_wolfe: It was very funny to watch the other hosts go off
whiscash_enthusiast: me too serge, I bought a playset for 10$ and then jund started playing them a week later and they spiked
Izandai: @matthaus_c It's not Oko.
as_ever_ellesandra: And think. It's only the 2nd worst take you've had in a RG planeswalkee
Chesul: worst read you've ever had, so far.
LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature — Kor Artificer [1/2] | When Stoneforge Mystic enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
matthaus_c:
@Izandai Oko's not as good 
BrowneePoints: @izandai if I had to choose between the two I couldn’t
micalovits: @Izandai It sure is better than Oko in legacy
Izandai: @matthaus_c Strong disagree.
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/−1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
MegaDosX: The difference between W6 and Oko is that W6 wasn't printed into Standard
micalovits: 4x wasteland makes it dumb
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
WhirlwindAbyss: Serge takin himself out
MTGRanger: @micalovits Arguably 1x Wasteland makes it dumb
SandWhales1: say what you will about power level, but fuck is W6 design and gameplay is just so clean
matthaus_c: oh yeah W6 is the goat
MegaDosX: Welp.
LRRbot: Thalia, Heretic Cathar [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | First strike / Creatures and nonbasic lands your opponents control enter the battlefield tapped.
BrowneePoints: I don’t know if I can say w6 is the BEST but it’s in the upper echelon
matthaus_c: for all the "rotation" problems they introduce, Horizons sets have largely improved Modern
RechargeableFrenchman: The classic "what I should have done" ten minutes after you did something else
YakkShakk221B: unfortunately you're deck enters the battlefield tapped
LRRbot: Bloodghast [BB] | Creature — Vampire Spirit [2/1] | Bloodghast can't block. / Bloodghast has haste as long as an opponent has 10 or less life. / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may return Bloodghast from your graveyard to the battlefield.
BrowneePoints: w6 oko 3feri Minsc Comet Grist and Narset are also not reasonable and in that ridiculous tier
BrowneePoints: 3 unc narset*
LRRbot: Sunbaked Canyon | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {R} or {W}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Sunbaked Canyon: Draw a card.
RechargeableFrenchman: It's amazing how medium JTMS is these days
LRRbot: Seasoned Dungeoneer [3W] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/4] | When Seasoned Dungeoneer enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / Whenever you attack, target attacking Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, or Wizard gains protection from creatures until end of turn. It explores.
RechargeableFrenchman: Got unbanned into Modern a few years back and within a month was 1-2 copies in the side of a handful of decks
BrowneePoints: oh yea and 4 mana Karn
MegaDosX: Just take game actions
YakkShakk221B: that's optional
MTGRanger: @MegaDosX You can do that???
MegaDosX: It is amazing how Seasoned Dungeoneer's rules text just keeps on going
BrowneePoints: crap and Dack is still a vintage staple right?
RechargeableFrenchman: Step 1: win the game
RechargeableFrenchman: Step 2: don't lose the game
matthaus_c: @BrowneePoints not quite
BrowneePoints: did he fall out of favor?
matthaus_c: 3 mana has fallen out of favour
whiscash_enthusiast:
dack fell out of being alive 
matthaus_c: unless you're a Mana Crypt deck
LRRbot: Goblin Bombardment [1R] | Enchantment | Sacrifice a creature: Goblin Bombardment deals 1 damage to any target.
MegaDosX: That land got supertapped
RechargeableFrenchman: Brilliant in vintage cube, playable but not prominent in Vintage
BrowneePoints: yea he used to be darn near ubiquitous in Vintage
RechargeableFrenchman: It's free real estae
RechargeableFrenchman: real estate*
RechargeableFrenchman: As a fellow BC resident that alone has me excited
YakkShakk221B: if you kill Thalia with goblin b all things enter the battlefield untapped
Hawkfrost000: But doctor *I* am Serge Yager!
YakkShakk221B: yooo the squiggly b/w spirit
YakkShakk221B: excellent tokenm
YakkShakk221B: token*
nidofan90: Is the token still tapped?
MegaDosX: Token is not tapped
MegaDosX: Or, actually
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
MegaDosX: No, it would be, because the thing dies to Bombardment while Thalia is still on the field
coachNelly: cam chooses whether token is tapped or not
Falannt: @nidofan90 yes, it is tapped.
coachNelly: wait
coachNelly: yes it’s tapped sorry
SerGarretCameron: Lettuce Hope, not to be confused with other Hope vegetables.
matthaus_c: it's prolly not gonna matter, after all, Protection From Creatures
LRRbot: Bloodghast [BB] | Creature — Vampire Spirit [2/1] | Bloodghast can't block. / Bloodghast has haste as long as an opponent has 10 or less life. / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may return Bloodghast from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Mr_Horrible: it's the New Reddy-Greeny Show
MegaDosX: If somehow Thalia traded with the 1/1 the token would enter untapped, but because Hunted Witness died to being fed to Goblin Bombardment, it died before Thalia did, so its death trigger goes off first
YakkShakk221B: if you can't be handsome, tap for red or green mana
YakkShakk221B: If they won't find you handsome* dang
RechargeableFrenchman: @SerGarretCameron now I want to start a folk band called Cauliflower Hope
SerGarretCameron: @RechargeableFrenchman you're welcome, and I'm sorry.
kristof162028: So has anyone been keeping track of camps lifetotal?
coachNelly: trigger resolves before activated ability
Krillin_fan: but what if, more cards?
MTGRanger: I keep forgetting skullclamp is 2 cards
MegaDosX: Skullclamp is definitely a good card
BrowneePoints: Hey Cam and Serge, you’re both wonderful and appreciated
RechargeableFrenchman: Skullclamp is nuts
LRRbot: Questing Beast [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Beast [4/4] | Vigilance, deathtouch, haste / Questing Beast can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Combat damage that would be dealt by creatures you control can't be prevented. / Whenever Questing Beast deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to target planeswalker that player controls.
matthaus_c: Quarterback gaming
YakkShakk221B: uh oh
MegaDosX:
@MTGRanger Where it's funny is when you run it with Teysa Karlov and draw four cards instead
dasdardly: gobbard 😩
MTGRanger: @MegaDosX noooo
LRRbot: Bloodghast [BB] | Creature — Vampire Spirit [2/1] | Bloodghast can't block. / Bloodghast has haste as long as an opponent has 10 or less life. / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may return Bloodghast from your graveyard to the battlefield.
LRRbot: Judith, the Scourge Diva [1BR] | Legendary Creature — Human Shaman [2/2] | Other creatures you control get +1/+0. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, Judith, the Scourge Diva deals 1 damage to any target.
dasdardly: skullclamp is truly messed up
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
RechargeableFrenchman: @MegaDosX Works with Drivnod, Carnage Dominus as well
LRRbot: Grist, the Hunger Tide [1BG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Grist [3] | As long as Grist, the Hunger Tide isn't on the battlefield, it's a 1/1 Insect creature in addition to its other types. / [+1]: Create a 1/1 black and green Insect creature token, then mill a card. If an Insect card was milled this way, put a loyalty counter on Grist and repeat this process. / [−2]: You may sacrifice a creature. When you do, destroy target creature or planeswalker. / [−5]: Each oppone…
RechargeableFrenchman: Six cards if you have both
Dog_of_Myth:
YakkShakk221B: Grist :]
MegaDosX: @RechargeableFrenchman Definitely does. I just know the Teysa interaction because I have a Teysa Karlov EDH deck
MTGRanger: Stoneforge goes on a vacation
BrowneePoints: hey look one of the other best walkers ever printed
HadesLeprechaun: We don't know what plane Grist is from, do we?
BrowneePoints: we do not
micalovits: We do however know that she is cool af
DHAnsgar: I wonder if Grist is a bug from Bloomburrow?
FrenchCowboy: Cam has got a lot better at piloting this deck
RechargeableFrenchman: @MegaDosX yeah I have both in a Queen Marchesa (long may she reign) EDH deck myself
BrowneePoints: doubtful
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LadyAtarka: Happy Birthday week Serge!
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MegaDosX: I wonder if Grist still has her spark. Hope so.
BrowneePoints: Grist isn’t humanoid, they are a sentient swarm of bugs
YakkShakk221B: oh shet
matthaus_c: when Grist walks to Bloomburrow she becomes a swarm of those furry caterpillars
LastCenturion: dungeoneer triggers?
LRRbot: Embercleave [4RR] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Flash / This spell costs {1} less to cast for each attacking creature you control. / When Embercleave enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has double strike and trample. / Equip {3}
MegaDosX: !card seasoned dungeoneer
LRRbot: Seasoned Dungeoneer [3W] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/4] | When Seasoned Dungeoneer enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / Whenever you attack, target attacking Cleric, Rogue, Warrior, or Wizard gains protection from creatures until end of turn. It explores.
Mr_Horrible: 8's just 8
LRRbot: Aether Vial [1] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on Aether Vial. / {T}: You may put a creature card with mana value equal to the number of charge counters on Aether Vial from your hand onto the battlefield.
HadesLeprechaun: Grist is just one bug, she's the one in the eyeball on the alt-art, she can just control a swarm of bugs
MegaDosX: Let's find out!
BlueMagnusStormCrow: Do it.
LRRbot: Zealous Conscripts [4R] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/3] | Haste / When Zealous Conscripts enters the battlefield, gain control of target permanent until end of turn. Untap that permanent. It gains haste until end of turn.
YakkShakk221B: I saw some real spice in Cam's hand
dasdardly: incredible
MegaDosX: WOW
Krillin_fan: GET 'IM!
NotCainNorAbel: hahaha
flatluigi: HELL YEAH
YakkShakk221B: Hell yeah
Dog_of_Myth:
BusTed: 😬
Alas_Babylon: Real Gamer Hours
RechargeableFrenchman: Spicy AF
DigitalSeahorse:
YakkShakk221B: I love this game
BrowneePoints: Ope forgot grist is one bug
lorazx: YOOOOOOOOOOO
MegaDosX: I THINK SO
matthaus_c: that sure works buddy
lorazx: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Mr_Horrible: "Chat is this real?"
cmdrud87: yes, it works
Uzumaki15: Sure does
adept_nekomancer: Oh no, a violence has occurred!
YeetTheRich_: calling the cops rn
micalovits: WROOM BABY
ztghostie: Banished back to Alberta
luke__mtg: get his ass
lorazx: CAMERON
Geisterkarle: win
Simriel: I've never seen a man so HAPPY to get blown out
dasdardly: bonk
MegaDosX: Get obliterated Serge
matthaus_c: Twinless Twin
whitefirecomix: with a steel chair!
DHAnsgar: Okay but that ISNT a crime?
YakkShakk221B:
AAHH!!!
MTGRanger: Does he get the 'cleave too? Does it matter?
Mr_Bitterness: THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY
RechargeableFrenchman: Aristocrats won a game on camera!
TheDevil_Risen: RAD game Cam!
matthaus_c: @DHAnsgar targets, it's a crime!
TheDevil_Risen: GGs
RechargeableFrenchman: I'm so happy
KWardJenx: Cam! You monster!
LadyAtarka: Get wrecked Yager
ztghostie: You've heard of getting sent to the shadow realm, now introducing getting sent to the alberta realm
DigitalSeahorse: beats!
flatluigi: !card embercleave
LRRbot: Embercleave [4RR] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Flash / This spell costs {1} less to cast for each attacking creature you control. / When Embercleave enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has double strike and trample. / Equip {3}
TheDevil_Risen: what a game of magic!
TheDevil_Risen: so good
Simriel: The Aristocrats!
airddragon: That was pretty sweet.
Krillin_fan: cool embercleave serge, be a shame if something happened to it
KWardJenx: This is awesome
Plasterboard: \o/
Arcticblast324: that was the most insane Zealous Conscripts of all time
RechargeableFrenchman: Serge being sent to the Shadow Realm
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RechargeableFrenchman: Also known as the Canadian prairies
lirazel64: Those cold, cold prairies...
SirPlumpy: hello Chatroom and Lrr folks
TheDevil_Risen: @LoadingReadyRun I need that List Cam, Please
matthaus_c: Cameron spits somebody else's teeth
Alas_Babylon: !flavor Lava Axe
ztghostie: !decks
Juliamon: !decks
flatluigi: oh wow a blur
matthaus_c: that's a good boy
frank_the_great: ALEX ITS RAGAVAN
MegaDosX: That was probably a good card, if I could read it
YeetTheRich_:
Bigtony111111111: @matthaus_c L O L
TheGameD0c: good monke
Krillin_fan: Sweet Craw Wurm serge
FrenchCowboy: Ooh ooh
Simriel: M O N K E
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooooooo
RechargeableFrenchman:
KWardJenx: Alex! It's a trap!
Falannt: ben lost with that card
Alas_Babylon: Whoa, a Lightning Bolt!
ztghostie: Woah, a shivan dragon!
LRRbot: Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer [R] | Legendary Creature — Monkey Pirate [2/1] | Whenever Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. / Dash {1}{R}
Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
YeetTheRich_: huh
flatluigi: WOOOOOOOOOW
BusTed: dab
RechargeableFrenchman: Damn Cameron
SnackPak_:
YeetTheRich_: welp
DigitalSeahorse: heheheh
lorazx: get fucking GOT
RockPusher:
MegaDosX: Fury doesn't have flash, yeah
LadyAtarka: Get recked Yager
DigitalSeahorse:
goombalax: \o7
matthaus_c: what's the worst it could flip, Ancestral Recall?
ztghostie: Ragavan 2 will have haste, don't worry
LRRbot: Magma Jet [1R] | Instant | Magma Jet deals 2 damage to any target. Scry 2.
YeetTheRich_: have haste
matthaus_c: Phyrexian Mana
lorazx: he costs 0
noSmokeFire: Ragavan Jr
Daemyx: be worst
cheshire_creeper: have haste
Dog_of_Myth: ETB, win the game
RechargeableFrenchman: @ztghostie Pretty sure this Ragavan is 2 already, since there's the Kari Zev token
MTGRanger: It's exactly the same but you can run 8x/2x now
YeetTheRich_: has ward 2
Mr_Horrible: it allows you to sic a literal monkey on your opponent
whoppernugget: 2 Ragavans stapled together
cmdrud87: Just Ragavan, but with Ward 3
electroswagnetism:
4/2 for 2, ability triggers twice
Falannt: 2 treasure, haste and exile each players top
noSmokeFire: Ragavan 2: this time he's packrat
Alas_Babylon: With surveil lands, now we're not sure
theamc2000: we got ragavan 2, it is with a friend
SerGarretCameron: oh no, menace, and generates 2 Black Lotus Tokens.
Simriel: Ragavan, but with Hexproof
cmdrud87: 12
philippekav: creates Bananas instead
YeetTheRich_: ragavan with a fake mustache
Mr_Horrible: "Ragavan Checks In"
LRRbot: Temple Garden | Land — Forest Plains | As Temple Garden enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
ztghostie: I hope our next "three one drops stapled together" is mogg fanatics
MegaDosX: I mean, there were four more monkeys than that
Alas_Babylon: Yeah, see, that coulda been a Lush Portico
Simriel: That's the card name: Ragavan but with Hexproof
BusTed: gottem
RechargeableFrenchman: Definitely Not Ragavan
KWardJenx: 12 Monkeys
goombalax: 28 monkeys later
Alas_Babylon: We don't know anymore
electroswagnetism: Barrel of Monkeys is a card in hearthstone iirc
Ukon_Cairns: just staple goblin guide to it, but you draw the land off the top of their deck.
RechargeableFrenchman: It's Ragavan with a moustache
cheshire_creeper: You get to make Ragavan tokens that have that text
micalovits: Just print goblin lackey and muxus into modern you cowards. Make people fear the true t1 red one drop
Mattmitchell45: Fable of the Mirror Monkey
LadyAtarka: Dang it! I was going to make the barrel of monkeys joke
LRRbot: Boseiju, Who Endures | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {G}. / Channel — {1}{G}, Discard Boseiju, Who Endures: Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or nonbasic land an opponent controls. That player may search their library for a land card with a basic land type, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
Mr_Horrible: the "Fable of the Mirror Breaker" is that the Mirror Breaker is really good
Alas_Babylon: A land with a basic type
matthaus_c: land with a basic type
MegaDosX: Land with basic type
ztghostie: a land with a basic type
cheshire_creeper: Land with a basic type
philippekav: it's not just a 2/2
MegaDosX: Nelson!
coachNelly: NOT SORRY
Alas_Babylon: Band with a tasic lype
Falannt: !card fable of the mirror
LRRbot: Fable of the Mirror-Breaker [2R] (back: Reflection of Kiki-Jiki) | Enchantment — Saga | I — Create a 2/2 red Goblin Shaman creature token with "Whenever this creature attacks, create a Treasure token." / II — You may discard up to two cards. If you do, draw that many cards. / III — Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.
coachNelly: worth it
matthaus_c: Nelson did nothing wrong
TheDevil_Risen:
@coachNelly Rood
ExplodingLabs: neolson casually making it out with a small fortune
ztghostie: Nelson is just really in the spirit of OTJ
coachNelly: never giving it back
Alas_Babylon: (It is)
Dog_of_Myth: Goblin shaman token more expensive than Goyf.
TheDevil_Risen: hahahaha
LRRbot: Green Sun's Zenith [XG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a green creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Shuffle Green Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Hey @loadingreadyrun and chat. Alex's hair cut looks great.
TheDevil_Risen:
you @coachNelly
RechargeableFrenchman: How the Tarmagoyf has fallen
cmdrud87: yeah? that token is worth 1.01 US$?
RechargeableFrenchman: Not what it used to cost
LadyAtarka: Wait what happened to what token?
goombalax: Nelly going to vegas on that token
Rogue_07: When did LRR hire Beaker?
coachNelly: you think you're making fun of me but you just sound better
DigitalSeahorse: he does have germy kids
MTGRanger: @LadyAtarka Kiki-Jiki mirror token stole
Krillin_fan: Nelly is an adult from a Peanuts cartoon?
DigitalSeahorse: I mean lovely kids*
matthaus_c: @coachNelly a real seethe mald vibe
cmdrud87: you think, Cam?
MegaDosX: I mean.
Alas_Babylon: Fury goes in decks that run cards
flatluigi: they're all good
LadyAtarka: thanks @mtgranger
thraximore: yup
Daemyx: do you have mountains in your deck?
ztghostie:
fury, dome your own board if you're lacking a sac outlet
MegaDosX: Grief is kinda good
MegaDosX: !card grief
LRRbot: Grief [2BB] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Menace / When Grief enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. / Evoke—Exile a black card from your hand.
Sogheim: oh shoot I forgot to buy tokens!
RechargeableFrenchman: @Rogue_07 Serge first appeared in a video in 2012, not sure what year he was hired
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thraximore: why, what a coincidence
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @rogue_07 I dunno. Cam how long have you been here?
northos: yesss
thraximore: we were just talking about you goyf
LRRbot: Tarmogoyf [1G] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
thewafflesareburning: Goyf vs Goblin Shamna
matthaus_c: writes down E Tutor
TheDevil_Risen: hey @LoadingReadyRun ive got a spare Goblin Shaman token, i can send it to the mail bag if u want
Mr_Horrible: that is a rad die
Mr_Bitterness: Just think, there's people in the chat, who don't recognize that song.
Alas_Babylon: Dragostea din't die to bolt
matthaus_c: it's a hard knock goyf
RechargeableFrenchman: @Mr_Bitterness don't do that
RechargeableFrenchman: I'm too young to feel old
MWGNZ: @Mr_Bitterness thats not very numa numa fo them
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @rechargeablefrenchman you think serge is beaker, not gonzo?
LRRbot: Prismatic Ending [XW] | Sorcery | Converge — Exile target nonland permanent if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.
TheGameD0c: cause Im a cardboard chaser, just living my life
DigitalSeahorse:
tarmahaha
Veshnikard: only needs to b 1
micalovits: Sure don't
cobthegreat: X=1
an_archist2: white counts as one of the colours
matthaus_c: 2 colours, mv=2
Mr_Horrible:
thaigeprime:
@Mr_Horrible I think that its to track goyfs power toughness not radiation counters actually
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @rechargeablefrenchman or scooter. I think he's scooter.
RechargeableFrenchman: Definitely Scooter
RechargeableFrenchman: I was just going off Serge making the noise
an_archist2: that's why the token is 11 bucks
Krillin_fan: seems Sus Serge
LRRbot: Enlightened Tutor [W] | Instant | Search your library for an artifact or enchantment card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
coachNelly: ha ha be mad
RechargeableFrenchman: Adam and Wheeler are definitely Statler and Waldorf
LRRbot: The One Ring [4] | Legendary Artifact | Indestructible / When The One Ring enters the battlefield, if you cast it, you gain protection from everything until your next turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life for each burden counter on The One Ring. / {T}: Put a burden counter on The One Ring, then draw a card for each burden counter on The One Ring.
Mr_Horrible: @thaigeprime shaking my fists at a decades-old rpg
DigitalSeahorse: precious
matthaus_c: love nelly's villain arc
micalovits:
I love Nelly just living on the salt 
coachNelly: also the infinitokens are Right There
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Prismatic Vista: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Dog_of_Myth:
Alas_Babylon: !nuke coachnelly
NotCainNorAbel: can you ban non-mods?
frank_the_great: Easy 10 minute timeout
rosesmcgee: Nelly had to protect his job security as LRR judge. If reading the card explains the card, then what is he gonna do?
thaigeprime:
I mean they do play valorant
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @rechargeablefrenchman 1,000% !
Krillin_fan: we're getting deeper into Nelly's heel run and I am here for it
thaigeprime: it was only a matter of time
Strebenherz: I love that the first hit for "goblin shaman token" on tcg is one for $999
Mr_Horrible:
unfortunately, after almost a year of Oki Oki, Nelly is adept at blocking overheads, so bans are no longer effective
thedepthandbreadthofseth: Who is fozzy?
Jadaris: hey BenBen i just wanna say i've watched the clip of you destroying olivia's beaver approximately 150 times it is so funny
DigitalSeahorse: hey
DigitalSeahorse: hey now
RechargeableFrenchman: @Jadaris phrasing
MegaDosX: God I hate this card
RechargeableFrenchman: Yikes
LastCenturion: *next turn
raulghoulia: Adam is Rowlf or Sweetums
Veshnikard: until next turn
flatluigi: @Jadaris phrasing?
MegaDosX: Yeah the protection lasts until Serge's next turn
LRRbot: Wild Slash [R] | Instant | Ferocious — If you control a creature with power 4 or greater, damage can't be prevented this turn. / Wild Slash deals 2 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Faithless Looting [R] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}
Jadaris: yes that is the joke @flatluigi @RechargeableFrenchman
LRRbot: Hooting Mandrills [5G] | Creature — Ape [4/4] | Delve / Trample
matthaus_c: hoots magoots
matthaus_c: Crazy Frog riding TOR
LRRbot: Arbor Elf [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Untap target Forest.
LRRbot: Unholy Heat [R] | Instant | Unholy Heat deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. / Delirium — Unholy Heat deals 6 damage instead if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
loufghyslaufey: en-cred-iblegh
endstepexarch: Someone get Serge a dingey because this dude is FLOODING
TheDevil_Risen: Seriously though, I will send LRR a Goblin Shaman token if you all want it
flatluigi: @TheDevil_Risen they have one, they're just punking on nelson
TheDevil_Risen: hahaha
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Professional Face-Breaker [2R] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/3] | Menace / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. / Sacrifice a Treasure: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.
endstepexarch: @flatluigi as is tradition
DigitalSeahorse: oh no
tipulsar85: Arbor Elf, one of the many reasons why World wake was OP...
TheDevil_Risen:
matthaus_c: Professor
LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature — Kor Artificer [1/2] | When Stoneforge Mystic enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
DigitalSeahorse: don't break Alex's face
Alas_Babylon: Embercleveland
LRRbot: Embercleave [4RR] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Flash / This spell costs {1} less to cast for each attacking creature you control. / When Embercleave enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has double strike and trample. / Equip {3}
jwholla: do you have to go to school to be a professional face breaker?
RechargeableFrenchman: Your own Embercleave no less
endstepexarch: You just have to be paid
LRRbot: Sevinne's Reclamation [2W] | Sorcery | Return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, you may copy this spell and may choose a new target for the copy. / Flashback {4}{W}
matthaus_c: @jwholla the school of hard knocks
VazSun: need to be certified in face-breaking
Jadaris: @jwholla yes, 10,000 hours
matthaus_c: that one does have Flash
LRRbot: Endurance [1GG] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/4] | Flash / Reach / When Endurance enters the battlefield, up to one target player puts all the cards from their graveyard on the bottom of their library in a random order. / Evoke—Exile a green card from your hand.
endstepexarch: Bin = flushed
an_archist2: playing endurance main phase stops serge from casting stuff from his bin next turn
LRRbot: Fateful Absence [1W] | Instant | Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Its controller investigates.
LRRbot: Questing Beast [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Beast [4/4] | Vigilance, deathtouch, haste / Questing Beast can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Combat damage that would be dealt by creatures you control can't be prevented. / Whenever Questing Beast deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to target planeswalker that player controls.
matthaus_c: oh this is trouble
endstepexarch: So is Serge's deck just "Cards in naya colors that are good"?
flatluigi: @endstepexarch with an equipment theme
LRRbot: Embercleave [4RR] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Flash / This spell costs {1} less to cast for each attacking creature you control. / When Embercleave enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has double strike and trample. / Equip {3}
Alas_Babylon: It's creature focused, and yeah, has an equipment subtheme, but in general it is a "good naya creatures" deck
DigitalSeahorse:
endstepexarch:
flatluigi: you get an additional treasure b/c double strike
philippekav: questing b + embercleave ... that brings me back
MTGRanger: Oh well now its easy game he rips the act of betrayal since he's at 3
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DigitalSeahorse:
ztghostie: time to loot faithlessly
LRRbot: Faithless Looting [R] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}
Alas_Babylon: !drumroll
QuixoticScrivener: would double strike cause two treasures from the facebreaker?
VazSun: easy, just act of treason the QB
flatluigi: it would scrivener
LRRbot: Crash Through [R] | Sorcery | Creatures you control gain trample until end of turn. / Draw a card.
DigitalSeahorse: woooooo
MegaDosX: He digging
LRRbot: Tarfire [R] | Tribal Instant — Goblin | Tarfire deals 2 damage to any target.
DigitalSeahorse:
circusofkirkus:
Daemyx: SKILLED MAGICIAN
Krillin_fan: woooo!!!
DigitalSeahorse:
matthaus_c: best wizard ALWAYS WINS
luke__mtg: lets gooo
tipulsar85: Got there...
MTGRanger:
ekplayscards: "just a flesh wound"
TheGameD0c: Its a lightning he---tarfire
DigitalSeahorse:
coachNelly: i am having a nightmare only ben and serge know about rn
RechargeableFrenchman:
LadyAtarka: This is technically birthday spankings at this point right?
ekplayscards:
@coachNelly you should probably seek help for that 
matthaus_c: OH MY GOD
matthaus_c: IT'S LIGHTNING HELIX
thewafflesareburning: yoooo
Alas_Babylon: Oh my god, it's LIGHTNING HELIX
Dog_of_Myth: OH MY GOD
Strebenherz: Holy
kimmiekoneko: omg it's lightning helix!
DigitalSeahorse:
RechargeableFrenchman:
LadyAtarka: oh heck
ekplayscards: rather be lucky than good
Bigtony111111111: oh my god it's lightning helix
Krillin_fan: now that's some Magic the Gathering!!!!
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LRRbot: Punishing Fire [1R] | Instant | Punishing Fire deals 2 damage to any target. / Whenever an opponent gains life, you may pay {R}. If you do, return Punishing Fire from your graveyard to your hand.
kjart: 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Chesul: Helix even does both! it saves Serge AND kills Alex.
BusTed:
Khalstrom: Some spicy games tonight
Alas_Babylon: These games have been *bangers*
VazSun: only needed to draw 9 carsd
Mr_Bitterness: Good thing 1 artifact could draw 9 cards with two taps and no mana
Falannt:
@VazSun right! was very "close" 
trebuchetboy: Where is Wheeler the Closer when he is most needed
rosesmcgee:
I was on the fence, but I'm glad Serge is back.
Falannt: @trebuchetboy its his birthday, we have to give him a chance ^^
flatluigi: augh
flatluigi: actual jumpscare
kdefinition: Jesus fucking christ ben
trebuchetboy: @Falannt Fair enough
coachNelly: kind of impressive how well both faces are in focus
LadyAtarka: look at those plaid boys
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Arbor Elf [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Untap target Forest.
philippekav: the bibrary
coachNelly: serge is having so much fun he's basically drunk
matthaus_c: t1 Wasteland him
flatluigi:
niccus: the bibliorary
JessKay: the liblioteque
LRRbot: Marsh Flats | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Marsh Flats: Search your library for a Plains or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
JRandomHacker: I know a bunch of people who would hang out all day at the bi-brary
coachNelly: pretty cash stream
matthaus_c:
lirazel64: Awww, li'l Serge passes the bibery.
LRRbot: Professional Face-Breaker [2R] | Creature — Human Warrior [2/3] | Menace / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. / Sacrifice a Treasure: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.
TheDevil_Risen: wb
matthaus_c: Surveil Lands are the Triome killers
MegaDosX: Fetchable surveil seems pretty good
philippekav: why not "passez le tour"
squirmingburial: small art mall cop
goombalax: treat yourself before you yeet yourself
LRRbot: Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
Daemyx: send it
LRRbot: Laelia, the Blade Reforged [2R] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Warrior [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Laelia, the Blade Reforged attacks, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. / Whenever one or more cards are put into exile from your library and/or your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on Laelia.
LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
MegaDosX: Yeah Laelia can backfire on you like that
JRandomHacker: I wonder how many cards in this list actually are in the Gladiator list
matthaus_c: @MegaDosX Laelia can fire on my back any day
flatluigi: 🗞️
veelofar: I love the Laura Croft one
MegaDosX:
@matthaus_c 
LRRbot: Palace Jailer [2WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, you become the monarch. / When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until an opponent becomes the monarch.
flatluigi: is it the misprint monarch token
Hawkfrost000: you should see me in a crown
Boon_33: serge did you warn anyone you would be needing a crown?
LRRbot: Duress [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a noncreature, nonland card from it. That player discards that card.
matthaus_c: SoFI's Choice
flatluigi: the monarch mechanic is eight years old this fall :despair:
karmic_guide: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
BrowneePoints: You can go with FISH or you can go with That
theamc2000: does the jailer have a counter?
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
MegaDosX: Also yeah Laelia would have lost that counter, so unless Jailer has it that die should go away >_>
matthaus_c: he's a little guy, and it's his birthday
DigitalSeahorse: oh hey, I was just watching Fallout
MTGRanger: @flatluigi Eight Years of WINNING!!
LRRbot: Sword of Fire and Ice [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from red and from blue. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, Sword of Fire and Ice deals 2 damage to any target and you draw a card. / Equip {2}
LRRbot: Faithless Looting [R] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}
LRRbot: Ox of Agonas [3RR] | Creature — Ox [4/2] | When Ox of Agonas enters the battlefield, discard your hand, then draw three cards. / Escape—{R}{R}, Exile eight other cards from your graveyard. / Ox of Agonas escapes with a +1/+1 counter on it.
BrowneePoints: Did you know it's the Grand Chawhee's Birthday!?
BrowneePoints: that just made me think of "That's some bad hat Harry"
macintose: place your bets ladies and gentlemen
JessKay: five want four
LRRbot: Hymn to Tourach [BB] | Sorcery | Target player discards two cards at random.
LRRbot: Forth Eorlingas! [XRW] | Sorcery | Create X 2/2 red Human Knight creature tokens with trample and haste. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to one or more players this turn, you become the monarch.
BrowneePoints: None Eorl Ligmas
LRRbot: Thalia, Heretic Cathar [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | First strike / Creatures and nonbasic lands your opponents control enter the battlefield tapped.
Falannt: treasure?
LoadingReadyRun:
where are the other 3 Eorlingases?
karmic_guide: plus 2 base from the sword?
matthaus_c: it's a sticky situation when the T2 Prof Face Breaker is still alive on T6
BrowneePoints: Dead Paul. They're Dead
BrowneePoints: that's why Theoden is the Fourth Eorl, ingas
ThePixelSavage: @LoadingReadyRun dont ask questions you dont want the answer to. but the 4th might know ...
distrustingspectator: !deck
theamc2000: @loadingreadyrun left right and aft
BrowneePoints: probably Eorlingae
BrowneePoints: knowing Tolkein
therepoman__: eepy
Jadaris: man ben's graveyard is giving me some kind of agida lol
ThePixelSavage: Eorlingix?
Gekyouryuu: Eorlingas IS the plural. the SINGULAR is Eorlingum
Jadaris: oh heck spoke too soon
Gekyouryuu: (note: I'm making this up)
LoadingReadyRun:
@Gekyouryuu I would have believed you
Gekyouryuu: lol
LRRbot: Reanimate [B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to its mana value.
theworldsmith1: eorlingas is a collective noun though, unless im mistaken
matthaus_c: is it lightning helix
airylan: I mean, Eorlingas *is* the plural - it's the Riders of Rohan. I don't know if there's a singular - it's like a collective for the Riders
theworldsmith1: it means 'people of eorl'
BrowneePoints: yea Eorlingas is another name for the Rohirrim, so it's a collective noun
nyoomgoom: ohhhh a tolkein thing. i thought folks were talking about aer lingus (this isn't even a joke but i'm sure several have already said this as a joke)
BrowneePoints: Rohirrim is what folks called the nation if you're not from there, Eorlingas is the Rohanese term for themselves
matthaus_c: in 2024 we use Fetchlands to feed Bristly Bill
Krillin_fan: nice
kjart: nice
ThePixelSavage: that is the higher roll
matthaus_c: Eorlingum
BrowneePoints: Eorling
bad1arry: Did Ben run off with Serge's Thalia?
electroswagnetism: eorling, probably
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
BrowneePoints: (people of Eorl) so it's him yelling LETS GO COUNTRYMEN
LithelyUnshod: A battle cry
Fruan: Lets go, bois!
flatluigi: eorlingas is "people of the eorl"
squirmingburial: "go habs go"
arrowbounce: Did Serge get his Thalia back?
ichthyoidcontingency: Smash that are button
Gekyouryuu:
it's "Let's Go, Lesbians!" but referring to people from Lesbos, not a sexual orientation
LostThePirate: Go forth to battle, Eorl's people
lirazel64: Horse-folk, RIDE!
BrowneePoints: Gotta have Gimli dootin that Horn of Helm Hammerhand at the same time too!
matthaus_c: not to be confused with Frot Eorlingas
LRRbot: Scrubland | Land — Plains Swamp |
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Lightning Helix [RW] | Instant | Lightning Helix deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life.
BrowneePoints: @matthaus_c for most of the Battle of Helm's Deep they were Fraught Eorlingas
an_archist2: that's not murder
northos:
but you don't have enough mana for murder
matthaus_c: VERY good
Falannt: 3 life 22 vs 29
Falannt: 19*
LRRbot: Thalia, Heretic Cathar [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | First strike / Creatures and nonbasic lands your opponents control enter the battlefield tapped.
therepoman__: Unbothered
matthaus_c: you're at 21 after gaining 3
ThePixelSavage: 3 life from helix Serge?
karmic_guide: Serge, life off the lightning doodad
WhirlwindAbyss: LH gains 3 life
lirazel64: Are you moisturized yet, Serge?
Nimiphi: If Serge gets enough muffins does he get a cake?
matthaus_c: Modern Horizons 2
LRRbot: Marsh Flats | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Marsh Flats: Search your library for a Plains or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes [2RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Minsc [3] | When Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may create Boo, a legendary 1/1 red Hamster creature token with trample and haste. / [+1]: Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature with trample or haste. / [−2]: Sacrifice a creature. When you do, Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes deals X damage to any target, where X is that creature's powe…
BrowneePoints: Verdant Combs sounds like Sportsballmen
Falannt: Modern masters? lol
karmic_guide: uh oh
BrowneePoints: Miniature Giant Space Hamster
Rogue_07: Miniature Giant space Hamster
BrowneePoints: and his Himbo Owner
SirPlumpy: wait, getting the boo token is hard?
airylan: (Giant Space Hamster *is* a thing from Spelljammer, so Boo's just under a permanent "Shrink" spell)
ztghostie:
take it home
matthaus_c: I need to buy a German Buh Token
ThePixelSavage: Minsc is not an ok card.
Nimiphi: Minsc and Boo; Griselbrand but THEY pay
LastCenturion: minsc should be 4 loyalty?
matthaus_c: country girls make Boo
Dog_of_Myth:
karmic_guide: boo
Rogue_07: Boo!
ztghostie: Boo!
MegaDosX: You need to be stopped Ben
theworldsmith1: i think it is the best though
ThePixelSavage: as it is worded couldnt you make one even if you already have one?
therepoman__: Cool card !
Fruan: Is it always the same boo, or can you just tell Minsc a given hamster is boo and he'll believe it?
Falannt: hamster also good for sacrifice
trebuchetboy: That card is so gross
Nimiphi: literally lethal on board, such a dumb card XD
Strebenherz: got bullied by a hamster
trebuchetboy: Alex noooo
ztghostie: don't just hate when a hamster punches you in the face
Jillexie: Boo!
LoadingReadyRun: @airylan so Minsc is actually canonically correct?
airylan: @LoadingReadyRun answer unclear, but we like to think so
matthaus_c: @LoadingReadyRun we do not know if Minsc is based or delusional
karmic_guide: I like to mid roll, favoring high
Falannt: the hamster goes for the eyes, not punching.
MegaDosX: Yes
matthaus_c: Minsc with Dreadhorde Arcanist, buddy
ztghostie: Its the whole card
BrowneePoints: Minsc is the one throwing boo, but boo is the one biting
noSmokeFire: boo is the brains
UnknownFriday: What does the damage, the arrow or the bow?
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
BrowneePoints: Boo IS the brain
LRRbot: Chain Lightning [R] | Sorcery | Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay {R}{R}. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
trebuchetboy: Minsc makes Boo the problem
JRandomHacker: How many T1 DRS, T1 kill DRS turns have we had?
an_archist2: chain the shaman
matthaus_c: choked with a bowstring
karmic_guide: How old is serge today?
LRRbot: Fyndhorn Elves [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
DigitalSeahorse: a bow firing without a bow guard can hurt a lot too
Falannt: bullets kill people
therepoman__: Any kachonkers in chat
BrowneePoints: Here's a fun fact for chat: General's Chicken is delicious. As is Lo Mein
MegaDosX: Move to chungus step
kumatsu: Fyndhorn Leghorn
matthaus_c: and later, Stepsisters
MegaDosX: They're the Chuck Cunningham of the mana dorks
MacbethSeemsSus: That's the Richard brothers
LRRbot: Dragonsguard Elite [1G] | Creature — Human Druid [2/2] | Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Dragonsguard Elite. / {4}{G}{G}: Double the number of +1/+1 counters on Dragonsguard Elite.
JRandomHacker: Brent Gretzky has 4 points
JRandomHacker: And yeah all _6_ Sutters together have more than the Gretzkys
LRRbot: Sunbaked Canyon | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {R} or {W}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Sunbaked Canyon: Draw a card.
matthaus_c: Dog!
Nimiphi: Boo is for sure a Space Hamster. In Baldur's Gate 3 if you cast "speak with animals" it doesn't work on Boo (because he's not an animal, he's a space hamster)
LRRbot: Comet, Stellar Pup [2RW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Comet [5] | [0]: Roll a six-sided die. / 1 or 2 — [+2], then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn. / 3 — [−1], then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand. / 4 or 5 — Comet, Stellar Pup deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then [−2]. / 6 — [+1], and you may activate Comet, Stellar Pup…
MegaDosX: Oh dear lord
Dog_of_Myth: Good dog
BrowneePoints: The Wayans siblings that aren't in film
matthaus_c: skill-testing magic card
DigitalSeahorse: good doggo
lorazx: good dog
MegaDosX: Welp.
Sogheim: Comet's a great dog
nyoomgoom: pubby
flatluigi: cmon six
trebuchetboy: uh oh
philippekav: Ali did it to Foreman first
MegaDosX: Yes
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
MegaDosX: Roll enough sixes and it just keeps going
northos: yyyyyup
Rogue_07: Ah, the *other* most broken 4 mana planeswalker
ztghostie: its a slot machine on magic card
Krillin_fan: not a bad 4 mana play
matthaus_c: iirc, around a 0.14% chance that it just kills someone from 20 the turn it comes down
Krillin_fan: frantically opens and closes doors
noSmokeFire: @Rogue_07 if only there was a four mana clone that could copy Comet
BrowneePoints: And that's why Comet is played in Eternal
MegaDosX: And the cherry on top of the busted sundae that is Comet is that you don't get to respond once the dice rolling starts; you can only respond before the dice rolled
LRRbot: Questing Druid // Seek the Beast | Questing Druid [1G] | Creature — Human Druid [1/1] | Whenever you cast a spell that's white, blue, black, or red, put a +1/+1 counter on Questing Druid. // Seek the Beast [1R] | Instant — Adventure | Exile the top two cards of your library. Until your next end step, you may play those cards.
BrowneePoints: this is a G REAT grow one
matthaus_c: @BrowneePoints believe it or not it's just for the squirrels lmao
goombalax: I feel like with Barbarian class and other similar cards could mess that up
BrowneePoints: this card is a bit of a standard powerhouse atm
northos: * a spell that's at least one color other than green
Nimiphi: comet is really good with Zndrsplt
Frostwriter111: *crosses off "lightning bolt"*
LRRbot: Inti, Seneschal of the Sun [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Knight [2/2] | Whenever you attack, you may discard a card. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature. It gains trample until end of turn. / Whenever you discard one or more cards, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card until your next end step.
LRRbot: Delighted Halfling [G] | Creature — Halfling Citizen [1/2] | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a legendary spell, and that spell can't be countered.
Daemyx: Comet's 4 or 5 is a -2
northos: Serge is just playing all the nonsense huh
MegaDosX: Holy moly
BrowneePoints: Inti, Seneschal of the Get it Done
lorazx: god the dog is just genuinely wold
DigitalSeahorse:
hypperstar2280: God inti is so busted
zhrang911: comet should be at 1
theworldsmith1: no
ztghostie: no, you have to attack
Veshnikard: no something has to attack
DigitalSeahorse:
Natedogg2: You still need to attack.,
BrowneePoints: have to declare something
ztghostie:
Could you imagine
Daemyx: Judge! comet should be at 1
Rogue_07: You have to attack, but Inti doesn't
MegaDosX: Also yeah Comet should have one less loyalty
Nimiphi: you must attack to attack
lorazx: you have to swong
hypperstar2280: Comet should be at 1
Nimiphi: also the floor is made of floor
ztghostie: The card doesn't need to be more broken lol
LRRbot: Elven Farsight [G] | Sorcery | Scry 3, then you may reveal the top card of your library. If it's a creature card, draw a card.
DigitalSeahorse:
halfling arrives
Nimiphi: Elven Farsight is great with the elf cards in LotR since they care about scry
LRRbot: Mawloc [XRG] | Creature — Tyranid [2/2] | Ravenous / Terror from the Deep — When Mawloc enters the battlefield, it fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
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Rogue_07: omnomnom
hypperstar2280: I must say though y'all are playing some excellent magic tonight glad to be catching you guys live!
trebuchetboy: RFG?
Rogue_07: @trebuchetboy "removed from the game"
Krillin_fan: he's woof'd his last
trebuchetboy: @Rogue_07 peepoPls
DigitalSeahorse: xD
josh___something: hateful
BrowneePoints: I think it's wild how Inti quickly shot up as one of the most powerful 2 drops ever printed...and it came out November @LoadingReadyRun
Alas_Babylon: A lamp bandit *and* a halfling, dang
LRRbot: Green Sun's Zenith [XG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a green creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Shuffle Green Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.
Nimiphi: Comet, it makes you feel so clean, comet it makes you vomit (from the value) so tap 4 mana and play some Coment today~
lorazx: oh my god
lorazx: man im so mad the comet my housemate got me never got sent, i wanted to play that card so bad
LRRbot: Questing Beast [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Beast [4/4] | Vigilance, deathtouch, haste / Questing Beast can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less. / Combat damage that would be dealt by creatures you control can't be prevented. / Whenever Questing Beast deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to target planeswalker that player controls.
DigitalSeahorse: le catre
DigitalSeahorse: le quatro
Veshnikard: serge needs a basic land
lorazx: oh jeez
Frostwriter111: serge, get your land
Falannt: manges les four eorlings?
LRRbot: Mawloc [XRG] | Creature — Tyranid [2/2] | Ravenous / Terror from the Deep — When Mawloc enters the battlefield, it fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
LRRbot: Needle Drop [R] | Instant | Needle Drop deals 1 damage to any target that was dealt damage this turn. / Draw a card.
Strebenherz: is that a giant just dropping things for kicks?
DigitalSeahorse:
other stuff
LRRbot: Land Grant [1G] | Sorcery | If you have no land cards in hand, you may reveal your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Search your library for a Forest card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
trebuchetboy: Flavor text is great on needle drop
Nimiphi: ALEX, YOUR DECK IS SO SPICY!
kumatsu: old Belcher tech
northos: 1 land belcher
kumatsu: one Taiga, yeah
frank_the_great: Yoooo, I love land grant
northos:
foil russian stomping ground was the real tech
flatluigi: you can belcher on arena
JRandomHacker: @northos Send a message.
BrowneePoints: Yes. Belcher is still a deck
Hawkfrost000: belcher is still relevant in modern
MegaDosX: Belcher is a thing in BO1 Historic
MegaDosX: Using only MDFC lands
kumatsu: Belcher is literally Timeless
MegaDosX: The Prod!
JRandomHacker: The fun thing was that Oops All Spells and Belcher can transformative-sideboard between them
LRRbot: Bedlam Reveler [6RR] | Creature — Devil Horror [3/4] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard. / Prowess / When Bedlam Reveler enters the battlefield, discard your hand, then draw three cards.
BrowneePoints: If you're doing an Eternal Tournament of any kind, you HAVE to respect that someone may be on Belcher, and could t1/2 kill you dead out of nowhere
JRandomHacker: They're both all-in T1 combos, but one dies to graveyard hate and the other doesn't, so you get em with dead sideboard cards
BrowneePoints: Belcher is a deck that won't die until Belcher is BANNED
LRRbot: Abundant Harvest [G] | Sorcery | Choose land or nonland. Reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card of the chosen kind. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
MegaDosX: It's Bedlam Reveler but not
LRRbot: Hearth Elemental // Stoke Genius | Hearth Elemental [5R] | Creature — Elemental [4/5] | This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the number of cards in your graveyard that are instant cards, sorcery cards, and/or have an Adventure. // Stoke Genius [1R] | Sorcery — Adventure | Discard your hand, then draw two cards.
BrowneePoints: (i don't think belcher WILL be banned or should. just that it is evergreen)
Nimiphi: this deck is so spicy that I feel like I'm gonna get heartburn watching this and I LOVE it
an_archist2: gruul spells
DigitalSeahorse: Red Green is more of a duct tape guy
MegaDosX: "What happened to your creature bro?" - Alex, probably
LRRbot: Sword of Fire and Ice [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from red and from blue. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, Sword of Fire and Ice deals 2 damage to any target and you draw a card. / Equip {2}
electroswagnetism: Sofi my beloved....
LRRbot: Chain Lightning [R] | Sorcery | Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay {R}{R}. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
noSmokeFire: say hello to my little friend...and his knife
Tweygoh: sofi gives protection from grey Gandalf
BrowneePoints: Oh please, Merry and Pippin would use Glamdring to put Jam on very Large Toast
DigitalSeahorse: oh that's a kitty hearth
LRRbot: Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes [2RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Minsc [3] | When Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may create Boo, a legendary 1/1 red Hamster creature token with trample and haste. / [+1]: Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature with trample or haste. / [−2]: Sacrifice a creature. When you do, Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes deals X damage to any target, where X is that creature's powe…
lorazx: "sick line" if sick means like getting the flu
matthaus_c: the correct deckbuilding decision to put Minsc & Boo in your deck
matthaus_c: you can Bolt the Minsc in response to the trigger to create Boo, as well
Veshnikard: you can bolt the planeswalker in response to the etb
LastCenturion: even better, he can bolt the walker in response to the create boo trigger
karmic_guide: Alex, your crag is in hand
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
MegaDosX: Yeah there was a way to stop Minsc from sticking
DigitalSeahorse: lol
MegaDosX: But alas, Alex missed that line >_>
LRRbot: Life from the Loam [1G] | Sorcery | Return up to three target land cards from your graveyard to your hand. / Dredge 3
BrowneePoints: Minsc is like the ONLY walker that gives OP priority
MegaDosX:
Guess what Alex
Nimiphi: Jace dies to bolt too!
DigitalSeahorse: that sneeze didn't sound covered
circusofkirkus: Ben was just hustling
JRandomHacker: "Now he will try"
Natedogg2: Please do not play for ante.
joallthedogs:
62MGcobra: still = 12
JRandomHacker: I love this story so much
DigitalSeahorse:
achooo
thraximore: CMON
flatluigi: lmao
Dog_of_Myth:
thraximore:
DigitalSeahorse: gazoomtits or good health
HadesLeprechaun: clearly planechase is 6 and chaos is 1
NotCainNorAbel: you assigned a game loss to both of them?
Ukon_Cairns: i mean, it is a card game, surely aces high should beat a 12
frank_the_great: No no, 3 + planeshift sounds higher than 3 + blank
Dog_of_Myth: Reroll or planeshift
Nimiphi: I just roll one dice and have the opponent call it; evens or odds
circusofkirkus: so are you giving me permission to do that at my prerelease tomorrow, Serge?
Aarek: I still love the story about the two people with matching sleeves
Gadora: @Natedogg2 *outside of cube
BrowneePoints: Slam Jam? I love their Number 1 hit Slap Betty. wait no that was funnier in my head
LRRbot: Badlands | Land — Swamp Mountain |
LRRbot: Gamble [R] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, discard a card at random, then shuffle.
Nimiphi: Ben going for the turn one Entomb
Dog_of_Myth: Gambling? I'm in.
Aarek: gambling? I'm in!
Falannt: here is he ante
EmoChicken42: Red entomb
Mythallian:
DigitalSeahorse: damit
Alex_Frostfire: Strictly speaking, I believe by RAW you can use any method to determine starting player that both players believe is fair?
DigitalSeahorse: Serge has a lot of muffins
thraximore: @Alex_Frostfire yes but they didn't establish the values beforehand
joallthedogs: @DigitalSeahorse what are the muffins for?
BrowneePoints: Off with his head, d d dance of the dead
LRRbot: Reanimate [B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to its mana value.
frank_the_great: You didn't have to reveal it
thraximore: presumably they wouldn't bother to call for a judge if they could agree on the roll
EmoChicken42: @joallthedogs points
joallthedogs: @EmoChicken42 nice
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse: joallthedogs wins I think
LRRbot: Oliphaunt [5R] | Creature — Elephant [6/4] | Trample / Whenever Oliphaunt attacks, another target creature you control gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn. / Mountaincycling {1}
circusofkirkus: ELEPHANT
BrowneePoints: Vintage Cube STAPLE
Dog_of_Myth:
Nimiphi: that still only counts as one!
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Dragonskull Summit | Land | Dragonskull Summit enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Mountain. / {T}: Add {B} or {R}.
ArtemisHuntress: hello friends. Happy Birthday, Serge!
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
kimmiekoneko: does he have an onlyphans?
ArtemisHuntress: serge has many happy muffins
BrowneePoints: Bolt the BIRD
corpocracy: An appropriate amount
LRRbot: Flame Slash [R] | Sorcery | Flame Slash deals 4 damage to target creature.
BrowneePoints: Get DRS drunk, then Bolt the Slurred
LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature — Kor Artificer [1/2] | When Stoneforge Mystic enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Hawkfrost000: flame slash your stinky dead elephant
LRRbot: Embercleave [4RR] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Flash / This spell costs {1} less to cast for each attacking creature you control. / When Embercleave enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has double strike and trample. / Equip {3}
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: The Underworld Cookbook [1] | Artifact | {T}, Discard a card: Create a Food token. / {4}, {T}, Sacrifice The Underworld Cookbook: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
Falannt: Ben! thats for the saga
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
LRRbot: Shadowspear [1] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and lifelink. / {1}: Permanents your opponents control lose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. / Equip {2}
flatluigi: i love that they can all say asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar still
thraximore:
Alex, you didn't spend MH2 spoiler season memorizing her name?
BrowneePoints: Oooo the Lara Croft one!
LastCenturion: they meant the die serge passed you lol
LRRbot: Bonecrusher Giant // Stomp | Bonecrusher Giant [2R] | Creature — Giant [4/3] | Whenever Bonecrusher Giant becomes the target of a spell, Bonecrusher Giant deals 2 damage to that spell's controller. // Stomp [1R] | Instant — Adventure | Damage can't be prevented this turn. Stomp deals 2 damage to any target.
zhrang911:
MegaDosX: 4/3, Serge, not 3/4
HadesLeprechaun: Serge you got every number of that wrong
LRRbot: Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
BrowneePoints: Turm urv Yurgmurth
kimmiekoneko: ermegerd, urborg
Falannt:
@LastCenturion exactly
DigitalSeahorse:
hurrrbrrgurbur
frozenphoenix7: To be fair Serge, infinitely many cards make tokens now a days
Freezerassasin: Nelly is the token guy, in that he has that expensive token
HotdawgBoy: where are your commanders?
KWardJenx: Serge-chat
Juliamon: HotdawgBoy It's not Commander
thraximore: not sure if serious
Juliamon: !canlander
Nimiphi: we need a marit lage and fable token reprint bad
joallthedogs: I'm impressed with how many muffins Serge has.
thraximore: but if not it's very funny
flatluigi: does he have the mana to embercleave?
BrowneePoints: doesn't need it
BrowneePoints: Stoneforge
LRRbot: Embercleave [4RR] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Flash / This spell costs {1} less to cast for each attacking creature you control. / When Embercleave enters the battlefield, attach it to target creature you control. / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has double strike and trample. / Equip {3}
noSmokeFire: no glocks
flatluigi: oh right stoneforge on board
LoadingReadyRun:
Serge can open a bakery with all those muffins
LRRbot: Umezawa's Jitte [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put two charge counters on Umezawa's Jitte. / Remove a charge counter from Umezawa's Jitte: Choose one — / • Equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / • Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / • You gain 2 life. / Equip {2}
FrenchCowboy: It's really weird to see 1v1 commander :v
joallthedogs: @LoadingReadyRun so lucky
circusofkirkus: you have to tap saga
BrowneePoints: Paul, a bakery with FIVE muffins? Do you want serge to FAIL!?
Freezerassasin: Who wants to buy second-hand muffins?
BrowneePoints: Five muffins isn't enough to conduct business with!
mrMorphius: Pass the party favors
DigitalSeahorse:
matthaus_c: the windmill token!
Ukon_Cairns: but what about your toughness?
KWardJenx: Serge's party. He can gatekeep if he wants to.
Juliamon: Not a bakery, but a bake sale at least
Falannt: minsc?
DigitalSeahorse:
*pulls biggest dice*
frozenphoenix7: 14 points, Construct is a 7/7
Frostwriter111: ^
LRRbot: Fateful Absence [1W] | Instant | Destroy target creature or planeswalker. Its controller investigates.
LastCenturion: did we count the +1/+1 from shadowspear being equipped?
Falannt: spear gives +1/+1?
zhrang911: shadowspear gives 1/1, Ben should be at 14
zhrang911: and serge at 13
Natedogg2: I dont' think it's going to matter.
citizen_pain: so jitte is kind of good I guess
joallthedogs:
LRRbot: Burning Inquiry [R] | Sorcery | Each player draws three cards, then discards three cards at random.
Frostwriter111: nope, didn't matter
zhrang911: didn’t matter, anyways
Gadora: @Frostwriter111 Made it exactsies.
joallthedogs: lol
Nimiphi: "lets do King of the Hill!" Said the king, kingly
radioshackraider: So Wheeler's not in town so there's nobody to keep Serge in check
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:10:33.
an_archist2: "i didn't realise this was a competition until I started winning"
KWardJenx: Been the hot seat most of the evening
zhrang911: Did Wheeler give Serge his dice roll hacks for his birthday?
Krillin_fan: one cannot survive on Karakas alone
FrenchCowboy: Is initiative in Cam's deck? Doesn't seem like aristocrats would be playing many of them
ShaneLeeAtk: Ghosts don't exist
flatluigi: Concerning.
Gadora: Table's haunted?
62MGcobra: only the die roll?
circusofkirkus: Serge went to Alberta and returned a conspiracy theorist
EmoChicken42: It's the rotation of the earth
Mr_Horrible:
airylan: is the new moonbase haunted? dice ghosts?
Alex_Frostfire: Serge, are you suggesting... the table's haunted?
Nimiphi: Before someone says it; serge is on the right side. Stage right
joallthedogs: better get out the level
Rootpotato: someone get a level and see if that table is flat
BrowneePoints: Cameron doesn't BRING imitative, like any good employee, he TAKES the initiative
joallthedogs:
@Rootpotato 
EmberNeo: What's this? I made it in time for some POWERFUL MAGIC? Don't mind if I do
BrowneePoints: initiative* fingers too cold
Mr_Horrible: Cameron: "Why should *I* have to play a 3/4 for 4? Let some other chump do it."
Mazrae: But I thought that you had to roll for the initiative
JRandomHacker: @Nimiphi Just remember: In is down, down is front, out is up, up is back, left is right, and right is left
zhrang911: the muffins are threatening to break the margins
Gadora:
Cam's in the lead! 
MegaDosX: Yeah, aristocrats is like that
EmoChicken42: @zhrang911 As the prophecy demands
MegaDosX: My Teysa Karlov EDH deck has a smaller token stack but it's still pretty chunky
Dog_of_Myth: Good Goat token
LRRbot: Palace Jailer [2WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, you become the monarch. / When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until an opponent becomes the monarch.
LRRbot: White Plume Adventurer [2W] | Creature — Orc Cleric [3/3] | When White Plume Adventurer enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, untap a creature you control. If you've completed a dungeon, untap all creatures you control instead.
Nimiphi: so do you sort tokens by prevalence or by alphabetical or by color?
LRRbot: Perilous Myr [2] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Myr [1/1] | When Perilous Myr dies, it deals 2 damage to any target.
Natedogg2: Fear the Myr
LRRbot: Eiganjo, Seat of the Empire | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / Channel — {2}{W}, Discard Eiganjo, Seat of the Empire: It deals 4 damage to target attacking or blocking creature. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
Falannt: He makes the sign for tomb and dont take the dmg...
FrenchCowboy: Serge should be at 17 for ancient tomb
LRRbot: Giver of Runes [W] | Creature — Kor Cleric [1/2] | {T}: Another target creature you control gains protection from colorless or from the color of your choice until end of turn.
restokiki: Serge at 17?
restokiki: There we are
LRRbot: Thalia, Heretic Cathar [2W] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | First strike / Creatures and nonbasic lands your opponents control enter the battlefield tapped.
LoadingReadyRun:
D&D would be a little different if you punched people to get initiative
Alex_Frostfire: "I punch the initiative!"
LRRbot: Mesmeric Fiend [1B] | Creature — Nightmare Horror [1/1] | When Mesmeric Fiend enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals their hand and you choose a nonland card from it. Exile that card. / When Mesmeric Fiend leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner's hand.
Nimiphi: You don't punch your DM when they put a dragon on the board at the first session?
EmberNeo: The most dangerous kind of 2 drop into 3 drop is Thalia into Thalia
LoadingReadyRun: Usually you need the initiative *before* you punch
MegaDosX: Roll for initiative! *whack*
Nimiphi: I always punch during the surprise round
Dog_of_Myth:
Chesul: not a huge amount of work, just two words. "I concede".
LRRbot: Bayou | Land — Swamp Forest |
Nimiphi: the work is figuring out if concede is 2 or 3 syllables
Mr_Horrible: gotta go to Australian children's television for a Bluey-something
MegaDosX: Ancient Tomb, kinda gross
EmberNeo: *vague hand gestures* Ancient Tomb Mana
Chesul: gotta love Ancient Twomb.
an_archist2: *vague hand gestures* Affinity
JRandomHacker: What do you think is the worst land that taps for more than 1 mana?
matthaus_c: Tomb to 1 is my greatest desire
Nimiphi: probably academy
Nimiphi:
EmberNeo: @JRandomHacker Temple of the False God
matthaus_c: depletion lands
LRRbot: Forth Eorlingas! [XRW] | Sorcery | Create X 2/2 red Human Knight creature tokens with trample and haste. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to one or more players this turn, you become the monarch.
thewafflesareburning: Teferi's isle
LadyAtarka: Serge is on fire
thraximore: It's cuz Wheeler isn't here /s
flatluigi: turns out serge is the master of best of one
DigitalSeahorse:
circusofkirkus: stream doesn't end until serge loses
EmberNeo: Is the King of the Hill lol
FrenchCowboy: Birthday boi luck
Woogachaka: Serge is a man of marathons. A paragon of endurance
l0rdrollin: now for wrath, now for ruin
LadyAtarka: Get him Ben!!!!
p3termon: is wheeler just an anti serge accursed jinx against his unleashed power
joallthedogs:
LadyAtarka: Go Ben gooooooo
Nimiphi: I'd say the worst land that adds 2 mana is Untaidake, the Cloud Keeper
DigitalSeahorse: what if all 3 of them against Serge at once?
an_archist2: the curse is broken
Krillin_fan: get 'im Ben!!
DudelidouX: Welp that was Ben's W
sleepyfelix:
just waiting for the "OMG that's Wheeler's music!"
frank_the_great:
rainbowolf13: @JRandomHacker Untaidake is pretty bad lol
goombalax: there's his W, GGs
rosesmcgee: He's on the board
JRandomHacker: @p3termon Yes, in that "Wheeler is very good at Magic"
EmberNeo: Wheeler is specifically designed to keep Serge in check lol
zhrang911: As much as I would like Ben to win, the muffins must breach the line, as it has been foretold
Falannt: Thats it? Ben won?
LadyAtarka: Gas it up Ben
joallthedogs: Either way coffee and ice cream is in the future.
Alex_Frostfire: Don't have to ask "who's the beatdown" when you're always the beatdown.
FrenchCowboy: Embercleave is just one of those really fun cards that just kills people
Bruceski: I've been wandering by while doing other stuff, the two games I caught were apparently the ones Serge lost so I thought he was doing much worse.
EmberNeo: @sleepyfelix BY GOD ITS WHEELER WITH A STEEL CHAIR
BrowneePoints: The Crundle, The Crooch, the Fleshy Crun Bridge
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DigitalSeahorse:
thraximore: It's probably Untaidake, yeah
an_archist2: island, go
mrMorphius:
LadyAtarka: Ben! Consent was given! Hit him!
DoctorCactus: confidence seems high good start
LRRbot: Mox Ruby [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {R}.
bigpearlentertainment: is wheeler playing tonight?
LRRbot: Demonic Tutor [1B] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.
thraximore: @bigpearlentertainment he's out of town
EmberNeo: Turn 1 DT? Nani?
bigpearlentertainment: @thraximore oh word thanks!
thraximore: np
Mr_Horrible: HUH
Krillin_fan: i thought the world was a vampire...
DigitalSeahorse:
thraximore: haha
circusofkirkus: "you're really DTing for a land???"
Mr_Horrible: "Okay, it's your funeral"
frank_the_great: A judgy judge
BrayZiness: "You think that'll stop Minsc & Boo?"
EmberNeo: "Look, I ain't gonna judge you for your choices, but really?"
LadyAtarka: Do the mean thing
BrowneePoints: Ben is against a Naya deck, T1 DT is really good
goombalax: "you kept a 1-lander and you're finding Yawg's will?"
Bruceski: "Maybe we should change my text to 'search the library of a GOOD player for a card'..."
LRRbot: Opposition Agent [2B] | Creature — Human Rogue [3/2] | Flash / You control your opponents while they're searching their libraries. / While an opponent is searching their library, they exile each card they find. You may play those cards for as long as they remain exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast them.
frank_the_great: @circusofkirkus Yes *gigachad face*
thraximore: ooooh
Nimiphi: DT for a land is often the best play, but if you run mox its hard to justify
KWardJenx: His eyes are closed. Pilfer from Serge's deck!
LRRbot: Ravenloft Adventurer [3B] | Creature — Human Rogue Assassin [3/4] | When Ravenloft Adventurer enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / If a creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile it and put a hit counter on it. / Whenever Ravenloft Adventurer attacks, if you've completed a dungeon, defending player loses 1 life for each card they own in exile with a hit counter on it.
JRandomHacker: @KWardJenx I was going to suggest everyone just leaves the room
LRRbot: Avacyn's Pilgrim [G] | Creature — Human Monk [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
MegaDosX: Now Serge won't know that Ben fetched his copy of Kitchen Finks
EmberNeo: Hooman
Falannt: human monk = elf?
EmberNeo: A hooman munk
LRRbot: Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
BrowneePoints: Chat disappeared and my fight or flight instinct kicked in
LRRbot: Phyrexian Fleshgorger [7] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Wurm [7/5] | Prototype {1}{B}{B} — 3/3 / Menace, lifelink / Ward—Pay life equal to Phyrexian Fleshgorger's power.
Nimiphi: human monk = dork = "elf" in spirit
lkt3190: I’ve heard talk there was a canlander game where Ulmer played Comet and rolled multiple 6s does it exist in vid?
BrowneePoints: Flesh George is heckin good
FrenchCowboy: Does kitchen finks still see play in Highlander even?
BrayZiness: If your P is fleshy, please contact a medical professional
thraximore: surely it's the Phleshy F
Mr_Horrible: one of the Georges of all time
EmberNeo: One thing I learned about these prototype cards is that they come in as their big form if you blink them lol
JRandomHacker: Fleshgeorge - the reason I want a better option than Go for the Throat in standard
BreadGuyTV: did serge try to say savana like an aussie?
LRRbot: Delighted Halfling [G] | Creature — Halfling Citizen [1/2] | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a legendary spell, and that spell can't be countered.
LRRbot: Voice of Resurgence [GW] | Creature — Elemental [2/2] | Whenever an opponent casts a spell during your turn or when Voice of Resurgence dies, create a green and white Elemental creature token with "This creature's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures you control."
Nimiphi: I play kitchen finks in my melira combo deck
Nimiphi: its absolutely playable in highlander
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LadyAtarka: hmmm that deck needs more red and more flying lizards
LRRbot: Dauthi Voidwalker [BB] | Creature — Dauthi Rogue [3/2] | Shadow / If a card would be put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere, instead exile it with a void counter on it. / {T}, Sacrifice Dauthi Voidwalker: Choose an exiled card an opponent owns with a void counter on it. You may play it this turn without paying its mana cost.
EmberNeo: @LadyAtarka More firebreathing flying lizards
MegaDosX: Land is exiled
Natedogg2: That land is exiled.
LRRbot: Skyclave Apparition [1WW] | Creature — Kor Spirit [2/2] | When Skyclave Apparition enters the battlefield, exile up to one target nonland, nontoken permanent you don't control with mana value 4 or less. / When Skyclave Apparition leaves the battlefield, the exiled card's owner creates an X/X blue Illusion creature token, where X is the mana value of the exiled card.
EmberNeo: That Fallout Wasteland is so good
LadyAtarka: @emberneo maybe something with flample
MegaDosX: Also Voidwalker into a wheel seems pretty foul
EmberNeo: @LadyAtarka Has to be at least 5 power y'know
LRRbot: Faithless Looting [R] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}
matthaus_c: I've been on the receiving end of t2 Voidwalker, t3 Hymn. Hymn discarded my Minsc & Boo
BrowneePoints: YOU'RE PRETTY
BrowneePoints: boom roasted got his ass
goombalax: the Farewell is so awesome too
Nimiphi: Abzhan CoCo Aluren combo; its a vibe. You never really live until you reanimate a Vilis after gaining 20 life with Amalia and Wildgrowth Walker
FrenchCowboy: I like that faithless looting art actually. I know it isn't super well liked but it's neat and different
lkt3190: I love that faithless looting art so much
DigitalSeahorse:
fallout land 
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LoadingReadyRun:
is it better to be attacked by a *Prototype* Fleshgorger or a *production* Fleshgorger?
EmberNeo: I'm sitting here goldfishing my Protean Hulk EDH combo deck and then Dauthi Voidwalker pops up and sends me into shivers
LRRbot: Lightning Bolt [R] | Instant | Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.
JRandomHacker: @FrenchCowboy Did you see the Rhystic Studies video on it?
BrowneePoints: Production means it's been streamlined to the point it can be mass produced
BreadGuyTV: rythem trigger?
BrowneePoints: Prototype means it COULD malfunction!
LadyAtarka: I would rather not have my flesh gorged…
Mr_Horrible: I mean, production could also malfunction just as easily
Mr_Horrible: gestures to like 50% of American cars
Mr_Horrible: and like 90% of Tesla products
Nimiphi: I like to refer to myself as a malfunctioning production
Mr_Horrible: Fleshgorger [affectionate]
LoadingReadyRun: @BrowneePoints A prototype could also be more dangerous and unpredictable
LRRbot: Needleverge Pathway (back: Pillarverge Pathway) | Land | {T}: Add {R}.
squirmingburial: @BrowneePoints the surgeon right after putting under for my neuralink implant
EmberNeo: Would Toxic Deluge for 2 wipe out Serge's board as is?
LRRbot: Luminarch Aspirant [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
Mr_Horrible: @EmberNeo I think yes?
FrenchCowboy: @jrandomhacker No yet, but I have it in my watch later
HaanZzz: @EmberNeo Yes
LRRbot: Urborg Scavengers [2B] | Creature — Spirit [2/2] | Whenever Urborg Scavengers enters the battlefield or attacks, exile target card from a graveyard. Put a +1/+1 counter on Urborg Scavengers. / Urborg Scavengers has flying as long as a card exiled with it has flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, and vigilance.
MegaDosX: It's an Aftermath card
Mr_Horrible: Soulflayer except cuter and higher ceiling
EmberNeo: Scavengers + Zetalpa would be SIIIIIICK
BrowneePoints: They look like Ghostbusters Ghosts
an_archist2: it flies now?
MegaDosX: Aftermath had some fun cards
LadyAtarka: Gettem’ Ben!!!
BrowneePoints: It's a Spirit that lives IN the sky
Mr_Horrible: it just lives in the sky
MegaDosX: Zendikar Rising
frank_the_great: It block good
MegaDosX:
Skyclaves, Serge
noSmokeFire: it has sky IN the name
matthaus_c:
Zendikar RISING, SKYclave Apparition, no Flying
Mr_Horrible: 3/2 red-white spirit tokens without flying, trying to steal Kamigawa valor
Ukon_Cairns: well yeh, dont need to fly when the ground itself flies
Mr_Horrible: "This is just as good, right?" "NO!"
Falannt: so does skyscraper, buildings need to fly?
LRRbot: Lightning Helix [RW] | Instant | Lightning Helix deals 3 damage to any target and you gain 3 life.
EmberNeo: "Gimme back my thing!" "Fine, have this!" "This isn't my thing!"
Mr_Horrible: "I will exile your voice" okay Ursula, go off
matthaus_c: @Falannt skyscrapers just have reach
matthaus_c: except that one from SNC
LRRbot: Persist [1B] | Sorcery | Return target nonlegendary creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a −1/−1 counter on it.
MegaDosX: Did Ben play a land that turn?
MegaDosX: "I'll go grab a land and pass." "Do you want to play it?" "Nah I'm good"
dolphgrim: Omg it's my two favorite folks playing my favorite format. 🥹🥹🥹
matthaus_c: Modern Horizons is basically Future Sight
BrowneePoints: Matthaus, please
matthaus_c: they do this self-referential stuff a lot
EmberNeo: Persist on Fury is something I've been on the receiving end of before
BrowneePoints: it's Hind Sight
EmberNeo: And its not fun
matthaus_c: lmao
flatluigi: jesus, persist on fury
Mr_Horrible: because it's made an ass of the format?
Nimiphi: persist on many of the elementals is rough
LRRbot: Undermountain Adventurer [3G] | Creature — Giant Warrior [3/4] | Vigilance / When Undermountain Adventurer enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / {T}: Add {G}{G}. If you've completed a dungeon, add six {G} instead.
matthaus_c: @BrowneePoints Sorcery with Suspend that makes a 20/20 Deer
BrowneePoints: Nah
EmberNeo: Best I've done is Persist on Luminarch Primordial
BrowneePoints: Sorcery that makes a 3/3 Elk and Scries
Mr_Horrible: @matthaus_c alt promo in the MGS Universes Beyond
BrowneePoints: with Retrace
Mr_Horrible: "Colonel, what's a Russian gunship doing here?"
FrenchCowboy: Do you get another initiative trigger if you have the initiative and play an initiative creature?
BrowneePoints: yes
Nimiphi: yes!
EmberNeo: YEs
BrowneePoints: just like dungeon
matthaus_c: you also get another Initiative trigger if you have the Initiative and deal combat damage to yourself!
Nimiphi: lol what
LRRbot: Fury [3RR] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/3] | Double strike / When Fury enters the battlefield, it deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers. / Evoke—Exile a red card from your hand.
BrowneePoints: It's one of the ways the Initiative deck wins is by triggering it like 8 times in one turn @FrenchCowboy
EmberNeo: Actually, the best I've done is Persist on Archon of Cruelty
EmberNeo: Speak of the devil, and he shall appear lol
LoadingReadyRun: how do you deal combat damage to yourself?
LadyAtarka:
EmberNeo: COUNTERS ON FURY
flatluigi: does the voice token have the three damage marked on it?
Nimiphi: you can't deal combat damage to yourself
Natedogg2: You can use Shining Shoal to redirect combat damage from one of your creatures to yourself.
matthaus_c: @LoadingReadyRun there are old janky damage redirection cards
BreadGuyTV: Happy Birthday Serge!
flatluigi: okay, didn't matter
matthaus_c: !card Blood of the Martyr
LRRbot: Blood of the Martyr [WWW] | Instant | Until end of turn, if damage would be dealt to any creature, you may have that damage dealt to you instead.
LRRbot: Forth Eorlingas! [XRW] | Sorcery | Create X 2/2 red Human Knight creature tokens with trample and haste. / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to one or more players this turn, you become the monarch.
Nimiphi: damage that is redirected is not combat damage, it is just damage
EmberNeo: This card is so messed up
matthaus_c: @Nimiphi that's incorrect
BrowneePoints: You Fools! Serge Doots as he pleases!
lkt3190:
Natedogg2: @Nimiphi Incorrect. Redirected damage is still from the same source. If the damage is combat damage, then it's still combat damage after it's redirected
Tweygoh: wild
Nimiphi: @matthaus_c can you give me an example of a spell that redirects combat damage and doesnt just do damage equal to the damage prevented?
BackSeatGamingCrew: No time to stick around, just wanted to say good luck with the games!
LadyAtarka:
matthaus_c: @Nimiphi Blood of the Martyr, Captain's Maneuver
LRRbot: Faithless Looting [R] | Sorcery | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Flashback {2}{R}
FrenchCowboy: If you gain control of a creature currently attacking you I think you could damage yourself
kumatsu: End step place a card in my Arsenal face down
LoadingReadyRun:
That damage redirection is very silly
Natedogg2: @Nimiphi Shining Shoal
Nimiphi: gotcha, I stand corrected
EmoChicken42: @FrenchCowboy no, the creature is just removed from combat
ACluelessBull: @Nimiphi harm's way
BrowneePoints: what's with this Monarchy Malarky
LRRbot: Terminate [BR] | Instant | Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated.
LRRbot: Unholy Heat [R] | Instant | Unholy Heat deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. / Delirium — Unholy Heat deals 6 damage instead if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
LoadingReadyRun: dying from 20 damage from your own commander has to be some kind of achievement
Nimiphi:
yeah, especially since you need 21
circusofkirkus: royalty step
EmberNeo: No initiative treigger?
hidingbox: Note: Ben has proceeded to the Trap?
flatluigi: ben has an initiative trigger i think?
thraximore: I assume Ben went to the Trap
circusofkirkus: Ben did Trap
thraximore: hence the 5 damage
flatluigi: oh he didn't move the thing, gotcha
Nimiphi: I love how the initiative just has a lava axe built in
Natedogg2: It's a Boltbender!
BrowneePoints: It's Akroma
BrowneePoints: it's ALWAYS Akroma
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LadyAtarka: It could be a boat
MegaDosX: It's Boltbender!
LRRbot: Unyielding Gatekeeper [1W] | Creature — Elephant Cleric [3/2] | Disguise {1}{W} / When Unyielding Gatekeeper is turned face up, exile another target nonland permanent. If you controlled it, return it to the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, its controller creates a 2/2 white and blue Detective creature token.
Cavemanhar: it’s willbender
trebuchetboy: Chromeshell crab
Natedogg2: That's not a Boltbender. I kindly ask that you replace that with Boltbender
LoadingReadyRun: What is the elephant disguised as?
matthaus_c: a smaller elephant
BrowneePoints: A Coat Rack
Nimiphi: disguised as a shrubbery
LadyAtarka: 3 cats in a Trenchcoat
EmberNeo: "Island, Snappy, Bolt, Shake my hand."
Nimiphi: as depicted in the art; he was hiding in a bush
HadesLeprechaun: no
circusofkirkus: 3/2
FrenchCowboy: Fblthp
Ukon_Cairns: my vote is for Legitimate Businessperson
MegaDosX: Well it's a 2/2 right now
LoadingReadyRun: in the art, it does kind of look like he is blending into the background
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse:
MegaDosX: Good one Alex
LRRbot: Vindicate [1WB] | Sorcery | Destroy target permanent.
MegaDosX: It's Pikachu!
HadesLeprechaun: it's vindicate!
josh___something: It's JACE
LRRbot: Unyielding Gatekeeper [1W] | Creature — Elephant Cleric [3/2] | Disguise {1}{W} / When Unyielding Gatekeeper is turned face up, exile another target nonland permanent. If you controlled it, return it to the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, its controller creates a 2/2 white and blue Detective creature token.
BrowneePoints: It's a Donphan!
BrowneePoints: it's a Copperajah!
BrowneePoints: it's a Phanpy!
l0rdrollin: by gawd, that's vindicate's music!
MegaDosX: Nelson help
Nimiphi: goes to graveyard
LadyAtarka:
josh___something: IT'S A [Insert paradox elephant pokemone name here]
matthaus_c: lighting the @coachnelly beacon
BrowneePoints: @josh___something Iron Treads and Great Tusk
randus2003: last game = longest game, as is tradition
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LadyAtarka: Punch that face! Punch that face!!!!
LRRbot: Mox Jet [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {B}.
BrowneePoints: 6 Manhwa
Krillin_fan: cast living death ben!
LRRbot: Reanimate [B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to its mana value.
LRRbot: Ravenloft Adventurer [3B] | Creature — Human Rogue Assassin [3/4] | When Ravenloft Adventurer enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / If a creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile it and put a hit counter on it. / Whenever Ravenloft Adventurer attacks, if you've completed a dungeon, defending player loses 1 life for each card they own in exile with a hit counter on it.
BrowneePoints: if serge had removal he would also die
circusofkirkus: hit counters relevant again
LastCenturion: Serge wouldn't be able to pay the ward
BrowneePoints: Complicated Game. We appreciate you
LadyAtarka: Math is hatd
LadyAtarka: *hard
LRRbot: Umezawa's Jitte [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put two charge counters on Umezawa's Jitte. / Remove a charge counter from Umezawa's Jitte: Choose one — / • Equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / • Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / • You gain 2 life. / Equip {2}
LoadingReadyRun:
the adventurer is from Ravenloft, so at least he is used to things being reanimated
circusofkirkus: Ben loses 2?
ckupf: Ben should be at 5
Nimiphi: oh shoot, I apologize. the creatures blocking the adventurer would be exiled with a hit counter. simultaneous effects (like dying to statebased actions from combat damage) any permanent with a continuous effect that is destroyed still applies to the effected permanents. my bad
LRRbot: Troll of Khazad-dûm [5B] | Creature — Troll [6/5] | Troll of Khazad-dûm can't be blocked except by three or more creatures. / Swampcycling {1}
62MGcobra: wow i went for supper and the game is still going?
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EmoChicken42: Nice storm count
LadyAtarka: nice
Falannt: @Nimiphi didn't matter anyway. but for the future good to know.
BrowneePoints:
Game complicated, lines are hard, no harm no foul. You both are wonderful and loved 
LRRbot: Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer [R] | Legendary Creature — Monkey Pirate [2/1] | Whenever Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. / Dash {1}{R}
Nimiphi: @Falannt I had to review rulings on pernicious deed and rest in peace to figure it out XD
MegaDosX: Ben hoping for all whiffs
circusofkirkus:
and hexproof
gibbousm: thats a lot of muffins for Serge
flatluigi: or ignoble hierarch
MegaDosX: Bottom then shuffle
Nimiphi: shuffle the deck I believe
LastCenturion: Whole deck shuffle
BrowneePoints: Hexproof is Temporary but Counters are Forever
flatluigi: did anyone else just hear water
LRRbot: Fury [3RR] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/3] | Double strike / When Fury enters the battlefield, it deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers. / Evoke—Exile a red card from your hand.
EmoChicken42: Who was washing their hands??
LadyAtarka:
LRRbot: Pyrokinesis [4RR] | Instant | You may exile a red card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Pyrokinesis deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures.
LRRbot: Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [3/3] | As long as you've discarded a card this turn, you may pay {B/R} to cast this spell. / When Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a card named The Underworld Cookbook, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Sacrifice two Foods: Target creature deals 6 damage to itself.
MegaDosX: I think Ben did well for a brand new deck
EmberNeo: That's the first time I see Pyrokinesis be hard cast for retail
LadyAtarka:
Yeay Ben!!!
joallthedogs:
Dog_of_Myth:
BrowneePoints: That means you have the MORAL win Ben
NotCainNorAbel:
500 - Lots of fun. Happy Birthday Time Serge
Nimiphi:
I apologize to Serge for getting that ruling wrong! Happy birthday
BrowneePoints: (idk i'm tired)
matthaus_c: gotta misplay so you can learn
Strebenherz: Happy birthday Serge!!
Bruceski: MUFFIN STACK!
dolphgrim: Happy birthday, Serge! 😁
LastCenturion:
It's been a long steam Ben
l0rdrollin: HBD Serge!
DigitalSeahorse:
happy bday! 
beats
EmoChicken42: Gniight
squirmingburial: hbd
Mr_Horrible:
Happy Birthday, Serge
FrenchCowboy: Is Serge gonna be back more regularly? Yay!
Cheesiestbrie: happy bday Serge!
FrenchCowboy: Happy birthday!
joallthedogs:
dolphgrim: Y'all are great! 😁😁😁
Falannt: And a nelson in chat!
matthaus_c: I DO want to do that!
lirazel64:
1000 Welcome back!
BrowneePoints: and enjoy your Tunder Junkin PreReleases
Iluvatardis: welcome back and happy (belated) birthday serge!
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DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse:
ImmortalLen: It's not eraly accas
Mr_Horrible: Bopl Bapl
josh___something: It looks neat
BrowneePoints: "Squish and splatter each other using a combination of wild and unique abilities/weapons. Last slime standing wins!"
Aarek: #blamejames
Dog_of_Myth: The House of LIes
Fe1ix66: BRUCE
MegaDosX:
LadyAtarka: Kevin!!
Bruceski: Til the day Serge dies. To Kevin.
DigitalSeahorse:
Mr_Horrible: Stream Work Is Work
ImmortalLen: Mic 5?
JRandomHacker: "Oh, there's a BUTTON!"
HadesLeprechaun: Changing Tides
DigitalSeahorse: xD
BrowneePoints: Technically Yes
matthaus_c: did Finnegans Wake
Mr_Horrible: not til NG+
DigitalSeahorse: ehheheheh
Dog_of_Myth: It's a fun watch
Mr_Horrible: it's a very appropriate game to be playing on Let's Nope especially
BrowneePoints: It's like somehow cheekier and scarier Lethal Company
MegaDosX: Man I'm sad I can't make Nope any more now that I'm back in the office on Wednesdays
Mr_Horrible: "Youtubers dive to Hell for the Vine"
LadyAtarka: Spoopy
matthaus_c:
@MegaDosX says Tuesday right there
MegaDosX: @matthaus_c Listen, you.
Aarek: does serge have his comfort hoodie?
BrowneePoints: "you're influencers"
MegaDosX: Ah, so 2025.
Mr_Horrible: wait, you're the Omelas kids?
BrowneePoints: Ooo Dice Throne!
62MGcobra: lethal company is one of the streams I rewatched more than once
Falannt: gn8 everyone!
hackingducks: that's no muffin!
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
MegaDosX: Nice.
avjamethyst: why
Mr_Horrible: a well, poisoned
josh___something: Jamethyst... tasty
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
ThePixelSavage: those are #Donkeybits
Mr_Horrible:
thanks for the stream, gang
emberBecky:
KWardJenx: Thanks so much and Happy Birthday, Serge!
DigitalSeahorse:
pn55:
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care, RIP Serge
josh___something: I'll miss serge
LadyAtarka:
rip Serge 
Redbassist: Rip o7
hidingbox: Serge returns to a new world. Well, not that new.
LadyAtarka: F
DigitalSeahorse: !alex
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FeelsBirthdayMan
Happy Birthday Serge!
