Juliamon:
LurkerSpine: !game
LRRbot: Not currently playing any game
Juliamon: Info is wrong again because Twitch is awful
LurkerSpine: Good old twitch
Juliamon: (fixed)
Thefluffiestguineapig: What's up fellow house of lies
Thefluffiestguineapig: Denizens!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Apologies, apparently when I trimmed my kitties nails something somehow got onto/into my laptop keyboard and I think I've got it now
shurtal: Chat, serious question: should i make tacos, or have some of my sisters' homemade soup? Context: I already had some of the soup for lunch.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @shurtal Both are good answers
shurtal: @Thefluffiestguineapig the soup will keep longer. I only have a day or two more before i should freeze the ground beef
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, who would notice or who would clock it was you?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Because they absolutely would blame the Let's Nope bois
Juliamon: !addquote (Ian) [now] Cori is willing to throw me under a bus at a moment's notice.
LRRbot: New quote #8969: "Cori is willing to throw me under a bus at a moment's notice." —Ian [2024-04-14]
aerohydra: James? hes my first thought for stuff bing misplaced
Thefluffiestguineapig: @shurtal I would do tacos but I am biased for homemade tacos
Thefluffiestguineapig: No he would probably just laugh
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam tends to just laugh at Ben's antics like that
Invitare: Watch and Play is next, so Graham and Alex
Thefluffiestguineapig: DUDE
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's evil
Invitare:
set all the clocks back 15 minutes 
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is maximum chaos
Thefluffiestguineapig: Literally! It is banging!
Thefluffiestguineapig: On the walls of the streaming office
BusTed:
Invitare:
create a life-like diorama of a view from one window then attach it to another 
Juliamon: The crafter always knows where the good scissors are.
Driosenth: And when people really displease you, you let them have it
Juliamon: And they will *know* if you use them on the wrong thing
Natural_Ones_Only: Bagel with Lox?
Driosenth: a dewer?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Or which places they need to bring their own to. I was at a clinic once where their scissors were so dull that it gave me the distinctive dull scissor blisters
shurtal: 11 minute diversion, good job, great effort out there.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Oh yeah, my grandmother always knew if her sewing scissors were used for ANYTHING else
Earthenone: all crafters trade awareness of the materials they own for hyper awareness of the tools they own
Driosenth: polygragh
LurkerSpine: ^
Shadowsoflife:
shurtal: Visual (ric) Flair
Shadowsoflife: wooo
Earthenone: exposed hair leads to flare in the kitchen
shurtal: they had a pepper bar
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah
Thefluffiestguineapig: Only certain kinds of subs, the kink kind are for sure not
LurkerSpine: Jersey Mike's and Jimmy John's are doing good
Thefluffiestguineapig: That smell is vile
Natural_Ones_Only: It's subthing
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yankee Candle?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Probably
Earthenone: probobly, but is it the resturant or the transit?
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Natural_Ones_Only: What about Smell-o-visions
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or Beej will know when he picks up the mail
Earthenone: !mailtime
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Earthenone: enjoy pressing a button
Thefluffiestguineapig: Good for me
DaxStrife: It's good, maybe just a hair lower?
Earthenone: yeah we need a fader
LurkerSpine: Seems good, maybe down a smidge
nevermore913: It's my favorite weekly cafe
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DaxStrife Yeah, in relation to the voices since I'm mostly here for the Ian and Heather
BusTed: check plus
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH
LurkerSpine: We had E, S and U for Excellent, Satisfactory, and Unsatisfactory
Thefluffiestguineapig: At my high school we had so many AP classes which were weighted higher so if you were doing really well your GPA was higher than 4.0
Juliamon: mood Heather
nevermore913: They should have chaos goblin as a grade in school
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Honestly tho 
shurtal: emotes only
Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
Earthenone: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:20 PM
Shadowsoflife: Interesting
Natural_Ones_Only: Citizenship: Chaotic Neutral
Thefluffiestguineapig: I hate the alignment scale for evaluation so it's just as much BS as normal evaluations
Earthenone: @Thefluffiestguineapig i wonder if they had reverse weighting, so that if you were doing paticularly poorly in a remedial class you could go below 0
DaxStrife: This city seems very unsafe for pedestrians.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @nevermore913 Do you mean as an additional designation or like a supplementary grade? So you could have an Acg as a warning to future teachers you were smart but BS
Juliamon: !clip
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @Earthenone Not sure, this was a rich school so if the rich kids were struggling they were still in the normal classes because they got tutors
Thefluffiestguineapig: Music is a touch loud as compared to your voices
Thefluffiestguineapig: The fact the boxes kill you is wild
Thefluffiestguineapig: UM
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok
Thefluffiestguineapig: Eunch
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's the castration spelling
Thefluffiestguineapig: Those boxes have decided to run a fade on Heather specifically
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the density able to be lowered for one level?
Thefluffiestguineapig: A relearning level?
adept_nekomancer: I went back and played the original version of this after the first Rhythm Cafe stream a few weeks ago -- it really makes me appreciate some of the subtle improvements in Rerunner.
Juliamon: Yeah, you can really tell the devs love both the game and its fanbase
Juliamon: Literally the only reason I hated gym was their insistence on running laps to start the class
adept_nekomancer:
Where I grew up, gym was required every year all the way through grade 12. 
shurtal: like seriously, what was up with the square dancing? I had to do it in like, 3rd or 4th grade, it was weird
Thefluffiestguineapig: that sounds like my experience as well Ian
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cross country speed walk
adept_nekomancer: Cross-country "just go on a nice hike" would have been a gym class I could have gotten behind.
Juliamon: Weirdly, square dancing was never a thing here? My 5th grade teacher had an optional weekly square dance thing but that was because she liked it, not a requirement.
RatherLargeToad: Hiking would have been good
nevermore913: Hiking would have been great
Juliamon: Apparently after I graduated my highschool added a Walking for Wellness class, and I'm both envious and glad they finally made concessions
nevermore913: Or walk while enjoying nature
Dog_of_Myth:
adept_nekomancer:
Juliamon: The Mile Run
Juliamon: HATED that
Juliamon: WHY did we need to do it EVERY YEAR
nevermore913: Physical fitness test yea
Juliamon: and then get aggressively shamed for taking too long
Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone who did cross country because my parents said I needed a sport for my college applications and they not only missed I had joint problems but thought I was just being a wimp I can say sports coaching needs a serious redo
adept_nekomancer: If the US would just adopt the metric system, at least we could have had the slightly-less-annoying "kilometer run".
Thefluffiestguineapig: YES the stupid fucking presidential fitness test
Natural_Ones_Only: The pacergram fitness test is a multistage aerobic fitness test
Thefluffiestguineapig: No third grader can do chin ups
Juliamon: There was one year where I had a really cool gym teacher that fudged my fitness test numbers out of pity
adept_nekomancer: "Yeah, there's no maximum age requirement for president, but you totally have to run a mile with a bunch of third graders"
RatherLargeToad: Kennedy decided kids needed to be fit enough to fight the ruskies some day
shurtal: the only "PE" class i had to get graded on the mile run? "Liftetime Activities" which was a class that was designed to introduce you to activities you can do when you're older, and less physically able. Like bowling, and archery and pickleball. cause running a mile as fast as you can fit with that theme
mckblitz: nancy was the throat goat
Juliamon: I didn't ask her to, I was like "LOOK I AM TRYING MY BEST" and she put me down for 3 seconds on the undergrip hang
Juliamon: (I lasted like .2 seconds)
Thefluffiestguineapig: For me in elementary school it was bonkers because we had one girl in our grade who did competitive gymnastics and three kids who did state level swimming so none of the rest of us had a shot
adept_nekomancer: The pull-up test was the worst. Basically just designed to shame the kids without upper-arm strength.
nevermore913: I still can't do a pull up
Thefluffiestguineapig: @adept_nekomancer But no elementary schooler should be able to do pull ups, it’s an unnatural exercise to begin with
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adept_nekomancer: @Thefluffiestguineapig There were like two kids in my class that could do like ten of them. I have no idea how.
nevermore913: What is the point of hurdles?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @nevermore913 I’ve discovered that at places that use them what they actually do unless you’re specifically strength training is they wrap bands around the bar that you put your foot in
Thefluffiestguineapig: @adept_nekomancer Well, I guess we discovered the first instance of the recorded X gene in our timeline
Thefluffiestguineapig: At my school not even the swimmers could do more than 2 pull ups
Thefluffiestguineapig: @nevermore913 Do you mean as a sport or why do they exist period?
RatherLargeToad: they should at least use the assisted pull up machines for those tests
nevermore913: As something to do in PE class
Thefluffiestguineapig: @nevermore913 To find the 0.2% who might get track scholarships
nevermore913: I enjoyed swimming
Thefluffiestguineapig: I joke but that might be true. also it’s ostensibly not hard to set up, the school has the equipment already and the teacher doesn’t have to know squat
nevermore913: But we never had that in PE
Juliamon: I was always envious of people whose schools had swim teams. I wanted to swim. But by the time I had access to a pool I wasn't fit enough to join the team.
nevermore913: I did tennis in Summer camp
nevermore913: It was hard
Bruceski: I live next to a rhododendron garden and I think tomorrow I definitely need to spend some time over there and recenter my brain.
CaptainCoriale: magnolias are the bomb, there's a tree on the way to the grocery store that I detour to walk under every time when it's in bloom
Juliamon: I don't know that I've ever smelled a magnolia, it's all lilacs here
Juliamon: lilacs and linden
Bruceski: It's lovely, they built it around a waterfowl refuge in the middle of a golf course and the city kinda just disappears.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Huh
Thefluffiestguineapig: topographic mapping?
Natural_Ones_Only: This section is RUDE
Thefluffiestguineapig: I wish the city I live in would have leaned into its green spaces, it has a very small number it’s not forcing developments on
Thefluffiestguineapig: I am so jealous of people who have easily accessible true green space near them
Thefluffiestguineapig: aka bit trip NO
Driosenth: I imagine a qwop rhythm game to work better than regular qwop
LordZarano: QWOP is a rhythm game; of sorts
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think a QWOP rhythm game could be ok but adding it onto a runner like this would be hell
adept_nekomancer: I mean, DDR is arrow-based QWOP where you're the character being controlled.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Ian deflating?
SquareDotCube: ever forward, never shielding.
adept_nekomancer: Oh, I remember that highlight clip
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is a great highlight
Thefluffiestguineapig: And Ian's panicked giggling there is the appropriate reaction
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think you only have the truly melt reaction if you're enjoying it
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LordZarano: Iirc running in QWOP was just holding q & o together then w & p, repeatedly, in rhythm
jacqui_lantern234:
hey ya heccin nerds whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!! 
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couchboyj: We shall die till this sign blocks out the sun!
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BusTed: We'll never know.
Shadowsoflife: and we never found out
couchboyj:
Science ruined!
artacuno53: Glass
couchboyj: Yeah, glass absent any other details
Driosenth: what about a copper tankard?
NotCainNorAbel: That's a deal
TheMerricat: So all of the easily accessible restaurant supply stores near me require that you actually have a business license before they'll sell to you is that not the case in Canada?
couchboyj: Is it a mule? Mules gotta be in copper.
LordZarano: I know the hydraulic press channel discovered that ikea glasses are WAY stronger than expected
Driosenth: what about going for nostalgia and drinking from those red diamond textured plastic cups from pizza shack?
CaptainCoriale: My glass drinking cups are repurposed jam jars, the upside is that they come with a perfect fitting lid, downside is that i had to consume a lot of jam to get a set of 4
TheMerricat:
@captaincoriale how was that a downside again? 
CaptainCoriale: many biscuits were made.
Thefluffiestguineapig:
@CaptainCoriale Only a downside if it was mediocre jam
ElementalAlchemist: cups that what
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ElementalAlchemist My reaction too
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait the ones where the handle is like a glove?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Where you wrap you fingers around the mug but there is a cover?
Shadowsoflife: Yes
Juliamon: I know exactly what he's talking about
jacqui_lantern234:
at the end of the day, who DOESNT love shoving their hands into holes 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Me too, I just have no vocabulary for it
Juliamon: I'm trying to find an example
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes, the pain box but not since it's for hot beverages? Unless you only drink scalding liquids?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh, that sounds amazing
shurtal: Good news: i have made and am currently consuming tacos. Bad news: i have lightly scalded the corner of my mouth with hot taco meat
jacqui_lantern234: @Thefluffiestguineapig YOU sound amazing!!!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would love that for the water bottle I take to anatomy lab
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jacqui_lantern234 Not as amazing as YOU
jacqui_lantern234: @Thefluffiestguineapig provably false
Juliamon: AHHA it's a "handwarmer mug"
shurtal: the stash goes in the weed hole
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jacqui_lantern234 Then equally amazing? Because I do not find myself to be as amazing as your quest to get the LRRsmens to realize they are great
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, I agree Heather
Thefluffiestguineapig: I have enough stress in my life without needing to put more thought into my snacks
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon That name fits and I never would have thought it was that
Shadowsoflife: Yeah, crow friends
shurtal: girl i work with spent last summer befriending a crow she named Cheezit. you can guess what she fed it. This year it returned. and brought friends
Thefluffiestguineapig: I am excited for names
Thefluffiestguineapig: Did you come up with them or did Cori contribute?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nest fest sounds like a great reality show
Laserbeaks_Fury: Was that Meatboy?
Thefluffiestguineapig: When they work on your balcony you may want to leave the workers some peanuts
Thefluffiestguineapig: Because the crows might try to be involved
CaptainCoriale: @Thefluffiestguineapig It sounds like a show where teams compete to build puzzles for crows to solve
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean crows can solve a puzzle where they need to displace water in order to get something desirable so honestly they probably could help
BusTed: bonked 'em
ElementalAlchemist:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also now I want a CDHC where Cori's prompt is construction worker/demolition expert crows
RatherLargeToad: It was…a love story!
mjiig: You want to know who made this game? Earn it
BusTed:
SquareDotCube: So it's Excitebike style
BusTed: It did say that in the tutorial.
ElementalAlchemist: It said it was a thing here in the tutorial
LordZarano: Tutorial also said every level in Rerunner was made with at editor
LordZarano: *that
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LordZarano: Always fun when a developer sticks a tutorial on their internal tools and releases it
ElementalAlchemist: take that, checkpoint
Thefluffiestguineapig: That seems bad for those cars
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that before or after the high pitched whistles of frustration stage?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sliding seems like it would add to the kick power but I have only seen this game from what you two have played of it
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sheer force of will Ian
Thefluffiestguineapig:
Juliamon: Probably?
Juliamon: L'Eggs
Earthenone: !findquote eggs
LRRbot: Quote #8812: "I can tell by the thickness of their egg." —Ian [2023-11-15]
Thefluffiestguineapig: Somewhere in rural America probably
Juliamon: Yes
Juliamon: They're a Hanes brand
Thefluffiestguineapig: In one of those right off the highways stores
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian, are you being mean?
Thefluffiestguineapig: And did you not uninstall it before??????
Juliamon: They still exist but don't actually come in the eggs anymore
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Then why bother Hanes?
ElementalAlchemist: mmm, ramen
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ummmm
Juliamon: If you haven't seen this yet, you're not ready for this
dzee_szed: oh right, this is even the only song that you can karaoke in this game, isn't it
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is a weird cover of this
Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig It'll make more sense as it goes on
Juliamon: it's the most realistic karaoke you'll ever see in a videogame
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon For real tho
Juliamon: (except for our male teammates who get WAY more into it than they ought to)
josh___something: Bit trip rerunner looks real different
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are these Ian's party members? or just poor random bar goers?
Juliamon: Not 'party members' but coworkers
Juliamon: Herzog is *definitely* drunk
Juliamon: But you can also rhythm game via ramen
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also when an monolinguist English speaker chooses to karaoke a song in a language they do not know and only sort of know by wrote
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Really?? I need to watch those VODs
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is a HELL of a susprise
NotCainNorAbel:
500 - ~nice
Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig Also good news, it's a short PIF, easy to catch up on
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Yay! It can be a relief from my hellish coworkers who think I can just opt out of my neurodivergence!
Juliamon: (be aware that it does contain some problematic content, mostly from Herzog who's sexist and tells at least one high key homophobic joke)
Thefluffiestguineapig: Can I submit a prompt to Cori of "the crow construction workers who are redoing your balcony" for CDHC
Juliamon: (but it DOES have lots of cats)
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon At least it's Ian playing so I know we are all on the same page about that
SaxPython:
PiF2: Electric Bogaloo 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hm, sounds interesting
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would love other stream hosts not to play on Oki Oki but to commentate
Thefluffiestguineapig: On consenting matches only
SaxPython:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the stream as always!!
Thefluffiestguineapig: And great chat as always chat, have a good time of day!
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