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 jacqui_lantern234: youll be my huckleberry?! how about you huckleberrEEZ NUTZ!!!!! .........ill see myself out
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 LiamK712: Graham is a chair 
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Flyingdelorion: Hello Adam and chat!
 TheWriterAleph: i like fast ships.
JinaMahavira: I put in an order today >.>
 jacqui_lantern234: no, they company they hire sells the fast shipping 
 Earthenone: do they sell fast shipping? i thought it was cardboard
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 jacqui_lantern234: the company*
 loufghyslaufey: Who "can't" we hear?
 egyptcraze: they're the living embodiment of the crapshot 'the package'
JinaMahavira: Nah, should be here sunday
jaqofspades: Card Kingdom will give you $5 if the shipping isn't fast.
theguardianotter: solo adam stream?
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 Earthenone: if we use gold the job is safe!
 EOstby: The Graham is Present (somewhere)
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 lirazel64: Ooo, mail!
thedepthandbreadthofseth: @jinamahavira i just got an order ive been meaning to place.  Im concerned about the violation of causality.
 TheWriterAleph: we're not stuck in here with you...
 loufghyslaufey: smol Oko
 rosesmcgee:  This kid?
 jacqui_lantern234: "stuck" with you?!?! you shut your mouth, adam, youre a fucking delight!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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 Leebo140: Solo Adam while I jam some Siege? yes please!
Boon_33: clearly this is a sign
 loufghyslaufey: The hex is a "Siege"?
 hd_dabnado: siege? I prefer Khans
 Leebo140: Jynxzi kinda revived it, a friendo got me into it about a month ago
JinaMahavira: @thedepthandbreadthofseth You need to place the order to close the time loop
 Earthenone: do we have to play the first 5 to understand the story?
Boon_33: that just sounds like counterstrike with extra steps 
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 loufghyslaufey: @Earthenone gamers read the stories?
super_ashura: Adam! I'm here from VOD-land to ask you a question: The audio from your home stream's sub notifier is very familiar, but I can't quite place it. Where's it from?
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theguardianotter: my job here is done
 NorthstarTex: what a time to join the stream
 ghyllnox: Sure thing dude
 jacqui_lantern234: ok but what if they say it more? 
BrindleBoar: as long as we can still say unicussy
Boon_33: keep adam's wiafu's name out yo mouth
 Mythallian: @theguardianotter but you didn't do anything...
 loufghyslaufey: Aw, what?
jaimeblacken: nooo that card is beeeeid
 ladyjessica: that is an invalid word
CataclysmicReverb: Yup
 BusTed: @super_ashura https://twitter.com/TomStheVoice/status/1484201931551739910
 starmute12: yes
 Mythallian: CORRECT
JinaMahavira: 
 TheWriterAleph: sounds accurate
 loufghyslaufey: The duel land cycles aren't Deserts?
 Earthenone: dad isent here yet we can act up
 Avak4do: yes ook ook
jaqofspades: Bovine Intervention is what Troy McClure was trying to warn us against.
 ghyllnox: Absolutely
 jacqui_lantern234: adam, thats my default state of being!!!!!
Boon_33: feeling pretty punchy today 
 rosesmcgee: whatever you want, champ
 raulghoulia: we're all model chatters
 NorthstarTex: have you met chat?
the_fanerdic: yes
 TimIAm: How dare you. Graham gets the same ook ook behavior as anyone
jaimeblacken: paladiiin
the_fanerdic: Ook Ook
the_fanerdic: 
 ladyjessica: you’re the monkey wrangler of LRR.
 loufghyslaufey: What else would they have Deserts around for?
 Going_Medium: Yup, you have big substitute teacher energy.  We know who's in charge.
 saucemaster5000: Remember that scene in clash of the tussy when Perseussy Froze the Krakussy with Medussy's head when riding the pegasussy
jaimeblacken: another paladin
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 egyptcraze: giving them the cow is prob the best removal in the set
 jacqui_lantern234: ADAM IM RIGHT HERE
 EOstby: But it means you're the cool teacher, doesn't it?
 NorthstarTex: but we think you're cool
 Earthenone: its ok, just put on planet earth and run out the clock
 ghyllnox: Now see, THIS stream doesn't have "Responsible" in the title
 hd_dabnado: nah, adam is the cool PE teacher, the one who respects the fat kid trying their hardest (I was that kid)
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JinaMahavira: Do you respect Adam? 
 egyptcraze: I prob would take the lush cave here
 Leebo140: Adam gives me chill gym teacher more than Substitute
 jacqui_lantern234: I LET IT KNOWN THAT I RESPECT YOU ALL THE TIME
jaqofspades: I feel like you are the coach subbing for a different teacher so like not totally sub vibes but close.
 loufghyslaufey: I forgot that people can still respect people  
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 ghyllnox: I respect your commitment to the bit of poking chat while we Ook Ook
gehennam_reborn: Coming from someone who may end up as a substitute teacher in the next 6 months, hate seeing the continuation of the lack of respect for subs 
super_ashura: @BusTed THERE it is! It was bothering me so much that I couldn't remember where I'd heard it before.
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WanderingOmen: big cat
 egyptcraze: take the 2/2
 Avak4do: pack 2 will reveal all 
 undecided44: The 4/5 is great with the xx2w sorcery that exiles/returns x+1 times
the_fanerdic: could just be mono white?
 Astrovore: I really enjoyed my pre-releases for this set but have been getting dumpstered in draft on Arena ever since 
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WeiseDrachenJaeger: Nexus does seem really good.
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 Cptasparagus: big artifact!
 Bugberry: Seems good but not busted.
 egyptcraze: I was dumpsters by it at the PR
ugn0k: I liked it the one time I drafted it
papagette: its immortal sun at home
 MegaDosX: It's not only a big artifact, it's a BIG artifact
 LiamK712: @Astrovore Same. I think I'll enjoy this set in paper, but not as much on arena
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fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: oh more western magic
 Leebo140: 2/3 for 2?
 Bugberry: Aurlock might wheel
theguardianotter: saddle up
theguardianotter: oh wait yeah tether is better
ABetterPlayer: hello mr fighting game man
 Earthenone: seems good with our o rings
 ThankYouUro: Grizly is fine, can be found off of Seeker
 TimIAm: They prevent leaks
the_fanerdic: 
 ThankYouUro: 12
theguardianotter: definitely
drewm1022: Depends how many frontiers you have.
 Earthenone: they get it back, but it might be a token, and we might no longer care about what we lassoed turns ago when they play some large idiot
theguardianotter: you can never have to much removal
 Bugberry: The modern O-rings use one single ability so they always return what they exile. The reason the old ones couldn't was they had two different abilities.
DAC169: ooh. Betrayal at the Vault
 Leebo140: Medic wheeled?????????
 LiamK712: white is open
 Earthenone: i think white is open
 itsr67: Uuuu
theguardianotter: good lord white is open
theguardianotter: the waggggg
JinaMahavira: this pod is allergic to white cards
 Wolfstrike_NL: love the tumblewagg
 loufghyslaufey: bush got big?
 loufghyslaufey: crap
 loufghyslaufey: *brush
 ThankYouUro: That's a good hit off of Seekers
 jacqui_lantern234: YOURE a good one, ADAM!!! #Complimented
 undecided44: That wag is not an ok card.... I got absolutely flattened by that
JinaMahavira: 
 itsr67: imagine interacting with us
DAC169: Ornery Tumblewagg 
 NorthstarTex: chat will remember this
 lirazel64: Love a wagg.
the_fanerdic: 
 MegaDosX: Love a good Beef Within
 Bugberry: Isn't Bovine Interruption just okay? It has the same issues that Ravenform had in Kaldheim.
bytecaster: Can you draft mono cow in this format?
 undecided44: So you hit it with the shield to make it indestructable.
 Earthenone: tycoon can combo with pariah since it can be indestuctable
 Wolfstrike_NL: Pariah with a few take up the shields sounds fun
PRIMESHIFTER7: Enchant somebody else's creature that's indestructible
 Natimus_Prime: Pariah on something with indesturctable is so good
ProfBaka: put it on opps creature and it's a removal spell
 ThankYouUro: Kellan is only really godd if we have enought Plot
DAC169: sounds reasonable NODDERS
 itsr67: you usually want to kill their things with parish
 ThankYouUro: Gryff is biiiig
 MegaDosX: m o o
 ph0enix__42: gryyyyfff
 Blip2004: moar mounts
 Bugberry: Gryff wins races
 jacqui_lantern234: every time i see the card "giant beaver" ill forever think about that one ben moment from the FamJam
 loufghyslaufey: Pry Up M Shieldpostings, JJonah
bytecaster: The gryff is majestic
 ghizmou: it s never bad
 Cptasparagus: id play it with 0 mounts
 jacqui_lantern234: @ghizmou YOURE never bad!!! 
 ghizmou: @jacqui_lantern234 
 MegaDosX: Send your RV into battle
 Mangledpixel: moo
 LiamK712: how's the omenport doublestriker?
 MegaDosX: Beef Within
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 Faulpyr: We're gettin' Huckleberries here?
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 Bugberry: How much Plot do you have to make Kellan worth it?
 Earthenone: what does mono white look like?
 ThankYouUro: 3/3 flying lifelink is not really worth a splash in of itself
 LiamK712: need the stear clear to get rid of the bovine intervention ox lol
 egyptcraze: do it! live for your greed!
 ghyllnox: Probably don't want the Arroyo without Kellan
 Bugberry: I actually prefer Steer Clear to Intervention.
 Bugberry: While Kellan is a 3/3 for 3, the colors means he's not coming down usually on turn 3.
 LiamK712: cut the 6 drop felidar maybe?
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 James_the_Dabbler: Howdy chat. Yee, and I can’t emphasize this enough, haw
 egyptcraze: yeah I think that's ok
 egyptcraze: play kellan. he's easy to splash and is decent
 loufghyslaufey: Cool. Adam's mood?: He's over thinking        
 loufghyslaufey: Just over it
 Mr_Horrible: peetah
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 Grimnus: Oh no OP
 Saskquatchewan: Got 'em
 Mr_Horrible: I always forget Arena has bgm from other magic streams and then am reminded on Thursdays
 TheWriterAleph: oof
JinaMahavira: Op noooo
DaVeganPolice:  I'd scoop on the spot
 Mr_Horrible: oof, yeah
 Grimnus: You both love and hate to see it
 Mr_Horrible: we take those, but also, you have our sympathies, Opponent
 Mr_Horrible: we can also just do free attacks with the beaver to grow our other critters
 Mr_Horrible: damn, our creatures suck at fording rivers, it would seem
 Diabore: knwon info we fo to 2
 Mr_Horrible: we're dead to bounce/removal no matter what
 Mr_Horrible: nah, they had 3 attackers
 LurkerSpine: I think that still bounces 2 things
JinaMahavira: that bounces two things anyway
 James_the_Dabbler: how does the 0/5 deal 2
 Mr_Horrible: if they bounce 1 of the 2 things, they get in for 4
DaVeganPolice: mono-bounce deck
 Mr_Horrible: @James_the_Dabbler flowstone
 Spectre97: @James_the_Dabbler has an ability for +2/-2
 James_the_Dabbler: Gotcha
 loufghyslaufey: Haste at 1!?
 loufghyslaufey: I meme- Haste-Strike at 1?
 Cptasparagus: 2015 mythic rare
 Mr_Horrible: Reckless Lackey aka "We'll make you play 1-drops if we have to irrevocably fuck up this game's power curve to do it"
 Diabore: @Mr_Horrible lci had like 4 playable 1 drops
 Bugberry: @Mr_Horrible wouldn't call it "fucked up". having things happen on turn 1 isn't a bad thing.
jaimeblacken: return the 2/1
 Grimnus: Honestly think the bounce and replot is great
jaimeblacken: if it lives
 Mr_Horrible: I'm aware, I'm just an oldie that doesn't care for the big push on creature power in recent years
 Grimnus: Specially since a 2 power flyer holds off their birds
 Mr_Horrible: not necessarily a bad thing, just a thing I don't particularly like
 Bugberry: @Mr_Horrible it's more about a density of 1 drops in Limited that skews the format.
 MehallD: Hello Adam, hope you're well
 Grimnus: No attack with the vigilance?
 CypherRaze: why are you mad about chilling /s
 Diabore: card is a banger though
 Bugberry: shields up
 Grimnus: There are many words these days, its understandable
 MegaDosX: Adam how dare you not know what every card does first week of the set
 Diabore: oh this is so bad for op and they dont know it
Garfman314: hola a todos
 Diabore: we gain 1 off of ops attack
Garfman314: are we rootin and/or tootin today?
jaimeblacken: yeah
jaimeblacken: i think so
DAC169: wait until they attack?
50keyz: they are tapped out
 MegaDosX: Any crime and you're at 3
 Grimnus: The birds are absolute menaces
LoneGoat: maybe on upkeep so the cow can't attack
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 MegaDosX: Upkeep might have been smarter, but oh well, this'll do
jaimeblacken: let's go
 MegaDosX: Three turn clock, let's go
 Diabore: oh my god op can whiff
jaimeblacken: just pass
jaimeblacken: OH
 Grimnus: They do be jamming
DaVeganPolice: what
50keyz: GGs
 TimeToFry: What was that attack??
 TheWriterAleph: woooo
jaimeblacken: NICE
 Mr_Horrible: we respect a flunge
 loufghyslaufey: ight
MattIsAMage: close one
jaimeblacken: nice nice
 MegaDosX: That was a "maybe they forget to block" attack
 lirazel64: nice
 Diabore: wonder if op got hit with "spacebars passes unless its combat then its attack all"
 TimeToFry: This set seems really fun
 Mr_Horrible: costs a bit too much for what you get, yeah
DaVeganPolice: technically playable
 Bugberry: I would only play that enchantment if I also had Shifting Grift. That card has got me multiple times.
LoneGoat: what's up with the phantom chair in the background?
 Mr_Horrible: my brain just interprets that pariah art as the smug cat with all the knives pointed at them
jaimeblacken: pariah!
LoneGoat: ric (rest in chair) graham
 Wolfstrike_NL: o7
 MegaDosX: Don't kill our house
 MegaDosX: Nonland removal probably
DaVeganPolice: sure
 MegaDosX: Wow that's hateful
 Grimnus: Just destroyed our house
 Mythallian: graham has forgotten us chat
 Robot_Bones: sure its your mana buddy haha
 lirazel64:  
 Mr_Horrible: OP rolls World's Saddest Void Rend, asked to leave Thunder Junction
 loufghyslaufey: They lost to a similar board, probably
jaimeblacken: ah this card
 Grimnus: Oh boy
jaimeblacken: 2 of them?
LoneGoat: opponent is cookin
jaimeblacken: insane
 Mr_Horrible: hey wait a second
jaimeblacken: hey
 Mr_Horrible: spiderman pointing at spiderman
 loufghyslaufey: Pari-Off
 MegaDosX: Cue the Western music
DaVeganPolice: yeah, sadly they've got a better engine for draw
LoneGoat: not if they deck themselves first
theguardianotter: good god
 Bugberry: Thankfully it's Intimidation and not Disinformation
 MegaDosX: Opponent drafted something spicy
 Mr_Horrible: it's an uphill battle for sure
 Grimnus: It certainly aint looking good currently
jaimeblacken: thoughtseize?
 Grimnus: @jaimeblacken Its on the bonus sheet ya
LoneGoat: gryff going to punch itself and do some lifelinks
jaimeblacken: @Grimnus no, I know I mean... in limited?
 MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
 Grimnus: Yeah theres 1 of the breaking news cards in every pack
 Cptasparagus: cant draw mana club
theguardianotter: damn
 TheWriterAleph: fair.
 MegaDosX: Fair enough Adam 
vinopinguino: Opp always has it lol
FlargBlarg: I recently lost to 5c oko - who gets oko and then goes 5c???
 MegaDosX: Turns out it's easy to do crimes in Thunder Junction
 lirazel64: Always did dislike intimidation, on the board and IRL
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DaVeganPolice: never punished
 MegaDosX: Right on time
 Cptasparagus: @FlargBlarg why not? assuming you're talking about new oko, he copies stuff so might as well play the best 5c cards
 Bugberry: @FlargBlarg UG does tend to lend it'self to splashing and ramping.
50keyz: beaver for the can-con
FlargBlarg: @Cptasparagus nope, OG Oko is in these packs
 MegaDosX: Yeah Thief of Crowns is in the bonus sheet
 Cptasparagus: @FlargBlarg im aware, you just didnt specify
 Bugberry: @FlargBlarg what were the rest of their UG cards? Maybe the pool wasn't good enough to just be UG even with Oko?
 MegaDosX: Synergy! *jazz hands*
FlargBlarg: @Bugberry Not sure tbh, I died pretty fast after the Oko. I remember not seeing much white/black and seeing them as mostly temur
jaimeblacken: jeez
Garfman314: honestly, i feel like that in most games
 LiamK712: This set seems rough. I don't think it's just you
 Cptasparagus: its the set
 ghizmou: so relatable
 Desdae: This set has way too much removal to be fun
 Bugberry: Giving them 2/2s is the main thing I don't like doing.
 TheManaLeek: I've felt like that with most recent sets 
 Grimnus: Its day 2, things are always pretty volatile
50keyz: i think theres a lot of variance in the drafts
FlargBlarg: this set is like that
 Robot_Bones: the arena experience
MattIsAMage: in this set, every deck is insane in my eyes
papagette: other people who got frustrated with that started playing bo3
 LiamK712: You were doing great at learning Vintage Cube
 boredkid07: So far I have gone 6-3 and 0-3 against Cruel Ultimatem and Overwhelming Forces. I have mixed feelings on the format.
Garfman314: i haven't tried drafting thunder junction yet
 egyptcraze: this is a very bomby set. its not just u
ztghostie: Same can be said for constructed lately, especially standard. Its "diverse", but the games really feel like they're decided by turn 4 because of how hard things snowball
 Mythallian: felt the same for me in MKM too. get two lands in a row and its game over
 TheManaLeek: I think recent designs have heavily increased the feel-bads of mana troubles
LoneGoat: i think part of the problem is you got garbage like Bovine Intervention in your deck
 James_the_Dabbler: I’ve heard a lot of people say this set seems very swingy and not much fun
 egyptcraze: the breaking news cards don't help matters
 lirazel64: The two-rare business in Play Packs is kicking everyone. Better quality commons is not evening the balance.
 Cptasparagus: I feel like the bo3/bo1 observation is kind of a fallacy. You could easily go W/L/L in bo3 as likely as you could go L/W/W. It wont make your draws any different.
 TheManaLeek: In the old days stumbling meant getting hit by a vanilla creature or two
 Mr_Horrible: I finally looked through the whole of the Prosperity cards and put them up side-by-side with Mystical Archive, and I'm realizing that like 75% of the Prosperity cards are removal or direct creature interaction, at a pretty high power level
 Mr_Horrible: whereas Mystical Archive had a lot more niche impact stuff
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 Robot_Bones: the prosperity cards are def there to help commit crimes
 Bugberry: @LoneGoat agreed. I remember a lot of heated discussions about comparing Divine Gambit with Ravenform, when their effectiveness in Limited vs Constructed was inverted.
 Mr_Horrible: this would explain why the limited feels like Mono-Blowouts
 MilkInBags: hello adam i hope the heehee hoohoos are treating you better on this account
 MilkInBags: damn
 MilkInBags: the set is going out...guns blazing 
 Mr_Horrible: Squaredance ass format
 Mr_Horrible: nothing but swings and doe-si-does
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LoneGoat: @Mr_Horrible well, they're all crimes
 Cptasparagus: the pendulum of uninteractive rares swings forth
FlargBlarg: yeah adam, I feel the same way about this set. just so many bombs that it's impossible for a deck to not have several, and they're high enough quality that they  *need* to be answered
theguardianotter: tapperoni
 MegaDosX: Yeah
DaVeganPolice: that's.... insane
 MegaDosX: It becomes a 3/3 copy of whatever you exile
 Mr_Horrible: @LoneGoat cool - why does that mean all 6 of the mono-white spells, for example, need to be efficient removal (or a wrath)?
 MehallD: yeah, the nexus is insane
 MilkInBags: exasperated
 Mr_Horrible: exacerbated is the one you want
 TheWooglie: is saddling the tumblewag nuts?
 Cptasparagus: preach
 egyptcraze: t1 advantage has been def been exasperated lately. GLHF did the math and the win rate is over half now
 MilkInBags: I 'member when 1 drops were 'nplayable
 Mr_Horrible: like, "they're for facilitating Crime" doesn't mean you need Mana Drain in your modern limited set. Put fucking Peek in that spot or something
 LiamK712: that pariah is hilarious with the double rakish crew
LoneGoat: @Mr_Horrible what other white crimes would add instead?
 James_the_Dabbler: I hate to be the one to say it but I think Crimes were a bad idea
 MilkInBags: I believe bo1 is the best way to hate magic
 James_the_Dabbler: I know people like it but it’s a reward for doing basically anything
 QTL7: hows this draft lookin?
 James_the_Dabbler: It’s just free value
 TheManaLeek: @James_the_Dabbler Pretty big agree
 ghizmou: Crimes are incredibly easy to trigger, that's something I realized against some decks
DaVeganPolice: wait  does pariah disable their pinger?
 Mr_Horrible: @LoneGoat even just worse versions of those cards? Tappers? More interesting shit like the ones that put counters on yours and opponent's creatures?
 Bugberry: @James_the_Dabbler lots of mechanics are rewards for doing a basic game action. Like Landfall.
 MegaDosX: Do we hit the Hearse now?
 boredkid07: Honestly, truly, best of one is the problem. If all of these games were best of three with sideboarding almost all of these problems go away. It's how the game was built and they are trying to tweak it to something it isn't.
 Mr_Horrible: like, their hands were not tied here
 TheManaLeek: And if you're targeting your opponent's stuff you're already doing something great. Why add more value to it?
 egyptcraze: @james_the_dabbler I think the *idea* of crimes is good and flavourful, but their *definition* is far too reaching
 Cptasparagus: @Mr_Horrible clear shot, fractured identity, and back for more are fair and balanced
 James_the_Dabbler: It’s super telling that 90% of crimes only trigger once per turn
 boredkid07: It also isn't ranked.
 James_the_Dabbler: @egyptcraze 100% with you there
 TimeToFry: Doesn't saddling the wagg win here?
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 Cptasparagus: @boredkid07 it is ranked, there is just a bug where rank isnt showing
 serbubblez: otj is chock full of bombs and has a bonus sheet that is also chock full of removal lol
 boredkid07: @cptasparagus Bo3 can't be ranked in limited
 Bugberry: @James_the_Dabbler which is little different from any other way they have of limited how often an ability happens, like tap abilities or ETBs.
jaimeblacken: @Cptasparagus i think they're talking about Bo3? but not sure
 Mr_Horrible: @Cptasparagus yeah, like, I get the impetus, but I think making the bonus sheet splashy and also making it gel with the limited are at odds with making a format that doesn't feel wildly out of control
DaVeganPolice: they just... drew lands unfort
FlargBlarg: @boredkid07 Bo1 has some issues but this set is also just nuts compared to the other ones in the past few years.
LoneGoat: @Mr_Horrible if you think that tappers will make for a better play experience, then we're going to go nowhere in this conversation lmao
 lirazel64: So, you won but you feel like you're not winning.
butt_ghost: Adam "This Game Sucks" Savidan doesn't want to complain
 serbubblez: I'm just to play a bit on arena, then uninstall mtga and play it on paper 
 ThankYouUro: so many rares and mythics does make for very high varience
jaimeblacken: I've seen people come ahead of OG Okos in this format, it's not crazy
 Bugberry: @LoneGoat interaction is a good thing.
 MilkInBags: there is more card diversity variance, but less power level variance
 ghyllnox: Oh hi Graham
butt_ghost: yes yes that was also unserious
 itsr67: yee haw
 MilkInBags: bonus sheets are cracked
 MegaDosX: Hi Graham!
theguardianotter: grahambulance
 lirazel64: Hello Graham.
 QTL7: I am the same way, this set has felt odd though the BIG SCORE cards dont help
 serbubblez: I want to mana drain someone face to face in a draft though
 MehallD: Love those noises in my ear holes, thanks Graham
 James_the_Dabbler: @bugberry So yes; however, mechanics like Landfall are designed to both create interesting decisions and/or smooth out play
 Mr_Horrible: @LoneGoat give me a master decoy over journey to nowhere, IDK. Maybe that's just my pref for how interactable / what avenues of interaction there are
Flyingdelorion: Hello mister Stark
 gualdhar: that forest is so blue I thought it was an island
theguardianotter: we are thunding *and* juncing
 MilkInBags: simply cut 3 lands 
SolarBlitz1: When you add more variables, it becomes much harder to make a consistent format as there's so many different things where the random chance can be such a big change to the balance
FlargBlarg: I think it really is just high variance. I went 1 win with a deck I thought was insane, and 5 with a deck I thought was garbage.
 thatguysteve2709: I think this has its problem in draft and sealed format it is just not a fun experience.
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 James_the_Dabbler: Landfall is a great example because it helps with drawing lands late game. There’s more to it than “free value”
 TimIAm: Adam is the premiere vintage cube player at the Moonbase
ztghostie: trained arynx, good Blade
 Bugberry: @James_the_Dabbler and Crimes mean that even low-impact effects can be useful, like the 1/1 that taps something on ETB. It's all about how the Crime triggers are costed.
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 lamina5432: have you run into rakdos mill?
 Mythallian: yea gotta love when opp gets 3/5 rares while you never see any of your own
 boredkid07: Wow
 Mr_Horrible: Frontier Seeker says that moose doesn't count as a mount? This is anti-Canadian 
 QTL7: the laughing dickhead
 YeetTheRich_: it's just that one rare guy
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 MegaDosX: !card laughing jasper flint
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 Mr_Horrible: Ol' Jasper
 boredkid07: Jasper
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 MegaDosX: I kinda want to put together a Commander list for this guy
 lamina5432: rakdos himself is the second piece.
 hd_dabnado: but can I say, great new character
 Bugberry: I was losing to a Rakdos until I used Take for a Ride and Take up the Shield to steal the Rakdos and swing my life total.
 MilkInBags: ??? what is that card ???
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 Mythallian: oh the card Amazonian wants to build in paper
 Mr_Horrible: only stuff you *don't own*
 MilkInBags: "More. MORE!"
 itsr67: Stuff you don't own
DaVeganPolice: That's.... stupidly powerful
 MegaDosX: Because it's Thunder Junction, it needs outlaws
 Mr_Horrible: so the creatures you steal feed it, but yours don't
 QTL7: he's so dumb, you guys remember when we though kaladesh gonti was good
FlargBlarg: The game I played against him is emblematic of the format to me. They got him t3, then got Sword of Wealth and power on him so I couldn't interact. I only won because they swung with him and I could bounce the sword (thanks blue!)
LoneGoat: because he's hiring mercenaries off the top of YOUR deck
 MegaDosX: No whiffies
 Earthenone: do you think the next un set will have inlaws as a subgrouping of creature types?
 Bugberry: Red/Black has plenty of steal effects. It's not even the first Red/Black steal-matters Commander.
 Mr_Horrible: he's still goofy as hell, but they at least didn't make it 100% a gimme 
 MegaDosX: @Earthenone I am going to be disappointed if they don't now
 boredkid07: He's supposed to be recruiting your opponents' cards and now they are outlaws for changing sides 
DAC169: bovine lackey when it blocks?
DaVeganPolice: we're POPPING off
 Bugberry: Red/Black may not have as many permanent mind control, but it still has a lot.
 Desdae: The scry is a good synergy eith the Homestead
  RayFK: Is it worth saving a 3/3 with a removal spell?
 MilkInBags: this sets is just an excuse to make puns
 MilkInBags: and give hats to planeswalkers
DaVeganPolice: and to show off oko's abs again
 Mr_Horrible: MilkInBags I *do* dig the setting, and the cactusfolk especially
 TimeToFry: Doesn't Shepherd reanimate if you have a mount
DAC169: there's a good target for bovining
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, the haste part is goofy
 MegaDosX: Yeah that card is a lot
 Mr_Horrible: "What if Fires of Yavimaya could punch you in the face?"
 MegaDosX: Bottoming it lets the house look for a land
 Mr_Horrible: House Boat save us
 Mr_Horrible: save us House Boat
DaVeganPolice: house boat go beep beep
 Bugberry: @Mr_Horrible I think there's at least two other RG creatures with the Yavimaya text. It's a popular thing to reference.
theguardianotter: i was just thinking about this earlier and i dont remember if you guys said anything already, but are there plans for a nicknames episode for MKM?
 ThankYouUro: we have a mount so Sheppard will put it into play right?
 MilkInBags: @Mr_Horrible I find it out of character for magic but I'm just an old grumpy man
 loufghyslaufey: Wait MKM hasn't had a nicknames yet?
 Mr_Horrible: @Bugberry it gets iterated on every once in a while, yeah. Rhythm from Rav Allegiance is the last one I recall? But I'm sure there's been at least a few in between
reindeering: beaver to start buffing the 2/1s seems good
 loufghyslaufey: Can chat confirm this?
butt_ghost: Which card has land draw off the first 5 cards of the deck?
 DoomBringerIL: why do they have double animation for plot? once when u plot and another at end of turn
 Bugberry: @Mr_Horrible the first I remember was the Sliver.
 MilkInBags: saliant point, master
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 Mr_Horrible: @MilkInBags I'm less keen on the Smash Bros / AU aspect of it, but yeah that's just not for me
 Mr_Horrible: plans on plans
reindeering: and the plot effect is LOUD !
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 Robot_Bones: Its the same scorpion, it omenpathed over here
 Bugberry: @MilkInBags I can kind of see the western theme being off for some, but why the cactusfolk?
 CommiePuddin: One for when you plot it, one for when you're allowed to cast it?
 Seth_Erickson: have the drafts here been any kinder to us
Hellishdream: The new reach indicator is SO nice.
 loufghyslaufey: a "plot" is a series of plans, which are serial steps for an attempt of actions, acting, engagement, etc.
 Raincoast_Bear: Bears for the win, I say! 
super_ashura: Pinchy McStingbutt!
 lirazel64: This and that...
 loufghyslaufey: Even engagements have cumulative steps to plan out the whole thing
 Raincoast_Bear: Bears all the way down.
 DiamondMX: "What's the saddle on beaver" is a perfectly normal thing to say.
Garfman314: can you saddle with a vehicle?
 MegaDosX: How ironic, the house is paying for itself
reindeering: sure
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 Raincoast_Bear: Beavers hate being saddled.
Garfman314: i was just asking rules-wize
 MehallD: "Saddle the beaver" sounds like !badadvice
SirElgar: @Garfman314 if it is a creature, yes
DaVeganPolice: 
 itsr67: small mobile home atop a beaver
 Bugberry: With how often they use the Ox tokens to trade, it really shows how the Intervention basically gives them 3/4 of a card.
reindeering: as long as the vehicle turns into a creature, it can saddle
 loufghyslaufey: dang it, Monopoly!
 MegaDosX: Haha, it's funny because the housing market is a nightmare, haha 
 Seth_Erickson: I'm gonna get in my limousine to saddle my snorse
 lirazel64: Nice brags.
SirElgar: I call it "Turduckening"
 loufghyslaufey: Paying for itself   
theguardianotter: wonderful noscope mr fodo
 Raincoast_Bear: Like Bennie the taxi driving in Roger Rabbit.
theguardianotter: *frodo
  QuixoticScrivener: Gurren Lagan is all about crewing vehicles with vehicles.
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 MilkInBags: so ashiok was jace? i didnt get that part
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DaVeganPolice: 
 Bugberry: @QuixoticScrivener on multiple levels.
 JoannaTastic: I can't carry the whole team, Mr Frodo, but I can carry you
 DiamondMX: Wasn't the skills that kills the tagline for Crackdown? Or something close to that?
EvilBadman: @JoannaTastic wonderful
 SohNata: !clip lovely noscope Mr frodo
 Raincoast_Bear: I'm waiting for Karts of Duty.
 TheMadS8nt: couldn't figure out why you had mountains and islands in your white deck. the windows 95 lands mess with me lol
 MegaDosX: Good lord
 MilkInBags: kar98k only lobbies
 Mr_Horrible: damn, I can't not call intervention Cow Tools now
 Bugberry: I remember a Morph with the Phariah text in Time Spiral. one of my earliest rares that looked so cool.
 DiamondMX: Why's it Cow Tools?
DaVeganPolice: the honest 3 mana 2/2 flyer
 Seth_Erickson: I like pariahing creatures with higher toughness than attacks it really shuts things off
 Mr_Horrible: "Get confused by Gary Larson, nerd!"
 Seth_Erickson: Like I really like pariahing the bighorn
 SquareDotCube: the real reason the eagles didn't go all the way to Mordor: OP was holding a Lightning Bolt
 Raincoast_Bear: I think the other team is in that bunker - What are they doing? - SHNEAKING!
 MilkInBags: why is the plains red
  RayFK: I'm now just picturing Samwise running around with Dual Model 1887's "I've got you covered Mr. Frodo"
 Bugberry: @MilkInBags pink clouds
 NorthstarTex: Didn't catch enough to give more context but: https://clips.twitch.tv/HeadstrongCourageousCrabFeelsBadMan-okUIax7zIy6o1H3Y
 MilkInBags: nazguls are the original airtags users
 Robot_Bones: you should have gone for the head haha
butt_ghost: praise cow
 Seth_Erickson: desecrator is a great pariah target
 Raincoast_Bear: Call of Dooty is what I call needing to walk to the dog.
DaVeganPolice:  that's ... busted
 Seth_Erickson: you should trade for the stinger though
 Mr_Horrible: it'll also kill the desecrator, I think?
 Cptasparagus: does the deathtouch kill it? i dont know the wording on paraiah
 Seth_Erickson: so it doesn't kill the desecrator right away
reindeering: deathtouch still kills  the guy ?
 Mr_Horrible: since the source still has deathtouch
 MegaDosX: I've only ever thought of Pariah on your own stuff for combo nonsense
 MegaDosX: I've never once considered using it this way 
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, just an interesting interaction
theguardianotter: EAT! THAT! SHEEP!
 Seth_Erickson: I'd block the 1/3 and kill it
 Seth_Erickson: pariah shuts them down
DaVeganPolice: I like chumping 
 Mr_Horrible: @MegaDosX the first context I saw the effect in was on Pariah's Shield, the equipment from ravnica, so I was the same way - didn't think about putting the aura on an opponent's creature
 Mr_Horrible: ah, right, I getcha
 MilkInBags: tap, TAP
theguardianotter: what the heck
reindeering: hahaha
 itsr67: LOL
DaVeganPolice: LMFAO
 TheWooglie: 
reindeering: that animaton
 Mr_Horrible: that was *extremely* funny
 MegaDosX: LMAO
 Mr_Horrible: love that effect
bearsinjars: thats adorable
 Wolfstrike_NL: whaha
tergonis: amazing
 MegaDosX: THAT WAS OUTSTANDING
 Seth_Erickson: Pariah baby
 ghyllnox: 
 DudelidouX: Arena you're drunk
reindeering: clip it and ship it
DaVeganPolice:  nevermind, the set is good
 ThankYouUro: why you hittinh yourself, why you hittinh yourself
Peevvi: it hit itself
DAC169:  wtf was that animation? 
 Mr_Horrible: 10% right there, brother
 serbubblez: NO i looked awayyy
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vinopinguino: It hurt itself in it's confusion!!!
 MegaDosX: That was beautiful
Garfman314: it hit itself in the confusion!
 lirazel64: Yee, and I cannot emphasize this enough, Haw!
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/BumblingBlindingGoldfishPupper-trJTaEd6i0IuaHhj
adambomb625: https://clips.twitch.tv/HelpfulAttractiveFlyGingerPower-DM1PBY7AH_Y7CEd1
 CommiePuddin: Doesn't the combat redirecton from servanr still come across as death touch and kill desecrator?
 MegaDosX: Oh shit, I haven't laughed like that in a while, thank you so much guys (and Pariah)
 Seth_Erickson: it would Commie
 MilkInBags: time to turn TURN
DaVeganPolice: LMFAO
 TheWriterAleph: thank you, clippers, i missed it the first go round. worth the wait
 MegaDosX: I am dying
 MegaDosX: Holy shit
 MilkInBags: who knew seeing a card move around would be so funny
drewm1022: Which way did he go, which way did he go?
 Mr_Horrible: the extra 60 degrees of rotation is so funny
 MegaDosX: It apparently still counts as deathtouch
 MilkInBags: simply don't be a pariah
ztghostie: Pariah is an amazing card,, please put it in more sets 
 ThankYouUro: we put our opponent in the Hole
 MilkInBags: conform to live
 MegaDosX: Rule 104.3a, my guy
Orxolon: what is the aura in the desacrator?
 MilkInBags: 
fourtoedsloth: growing the desecrator is just making it harder for them
silent_sol: i'm trying to kill my Op, but i'm dummy thicc and cant die for damage
DaVeganPolice: 
Peevvi: @Orxolon Pariah
 Mr_Horrible: yeah, I'd be off it too 
 lirazel64: Lovely.
 Bugberry: @ztghostie there are a few cards with that text.
 Bugberry: !card Pariah Shield.
  LRRbot: Pariah's Shield [5] | Artifact — Equipment | All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to equipped creature instead. / Equip {3}
 MegaDosX: Intimidation Campaign
 MegaDosX: !card intimidation campaign
  LRRbot: Intimidation Campaign [1UB] | Enchantment | When Intimidation Campaign enters the battlefield, each opponent loses 1 life, you gain 1 life, and you draw a card. / Whenever you commit a crime, you may return Intimidation Campaign to its owner's hand.
DAC169: https://clips.twitch.tv/CrepuscularSlipperyMagpieDAESuppy-zyWEYmAl6YU3CN4q
 MegaDosX: It was extra gross
troussej: I remember pariah + cho mano was a deck back in mercadia
 MegaDosX: They had two and were looping it
 Bugberry: Intimidation doesn't discard which makes it less oppressive.
 MegaDosX: One turn went Campaign, Campaign, Thoughtseize, which is just rude
bearsinjars: fun fact intimidation campaign doesnt work against a blue ox
 Mr_Horrible: Intimidation Campaign, aka "They *ASKED* for NO pickles!"
EvilBadman: Oh no, DataDyne
ztghostie: I somehow survived my opponent casting cruel ultimatum, clawed back and staabilized, and then they cast the ultimatum again off kaervek  This sure is some set
 Seth_Erickson: the discard one
vinopinguino: @troussej its my con. A
vinopinguino: Commander!
 Mr_Horrible: disgusting
 MilkInBags: why does every single green card give counters in this set
 MegaDosX: Just like we drew it up
Orxolon: too much business
 TheWriterAleph: v-v-v-value
theguardianotter: too much valu
 MegaDosX: !card hostile investigator
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DAC169: aw... 
85Hawk: that was not technically a crime but it was a crime
 Mr_Horrible: Tinybones Joins UPS
 TheWriterAleph: it's baaaack
 MegaDosX: Oh yeah, it's all coming together
ztghostie: so 2 lands and a silver deputy then 
 Desdae: Crew in response to etb?
 MegaDosX: Imagine outramping a Simic deck
 Seth_Erickson: we be homesteadin
 MegaDosX: Or Pariah the shark
 Seth_Erickson: pariah the loan shark?
 Seth_Erickson: it is a 3/4
 MilkInBags: come back!
 MegaDosX: This is a better plan but it's not as funny as Pariah would have been 
theguardianotter: the value train was too fast
 MegaDosX: This is true
 Seth_Erickson: that's fair
vinopinguino: Turns out all you needed was a little Graham magic
 Mr_Horrible: additionally, something with more toughness than power, if you can swing it
 Grimnus: Two of the investigators is great
 Seth_Erickson: no esoteric duplicator Graham 
 MegaDosX: !card tinybones joins up
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theguardianotter: dang, Fblthp and Two Satorus?
 MegaDosX: It is, after all, the Wild West
StewartRWyatt: I keep swinging from like 7-0 to like 2-3
theguardianotter: we're about to be Jenninged
EvilBadman: you missed previous OP name 'PerfectDark64'
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
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MattIsAMage: no plains no mounts, rip
 boyesie: i opened the new Obeka at my local pre-release, there is no support in the set, but now im building a commander deck for them, and it seems obscene and incredibly abusable
 Seth_Erickson: 7 because you shipped one to the bottom
ztghostie: frontier seeker been hanging out with augur of bolas
 Leebo140: You played any D2 as of recent Graham?
theguardianotter: big chills
 LostThePirate: I have A Thing I'm getting ready to send off to Mail Time
 raulghoulia: no spoilers have you watched Fallout?
 Leebo140: Lightfall yeah
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 NotCainNorAbel: Now I'm trying to remember what I sent.  Last time there was the new years card.  Thought the last vacation card was already shown.
 NorthstarTex: Hot NB's in destiny? Do tell
 Leebo140: Into the Light brought us some cool stuff if you ever need a stream idea
 Leebo140: Neptune
noisyblizzard: the first three times i read final showdown i didn't even realise that it was an instant
wedge_x: it's only the Cloudstriders who are lorge
wedge_x: the rest of them are standard human
 Leebo140: @wedge_x everyone else who's normal is taking a big nap
Boon_33: one adam can only tell the truth
MattIsAMage: smiling friends
wedge_x: oh, they're awake
wedge_x: ha ha >.>
 Seth_Erickson: should have picked the correct hand
MattIsAMage: im pretty sure the show is "smiling firends"
EvilBadman: Reminds me of Vegas Vacation's shitty casino with "Guess the number I'm thinking of" but I know it's not that
 Xaunaught: Context for chat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo5Dt7mxyiE
 thatguysteve2709: I love the Halloween episode of smiling friends
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 salamisuperstar: It's wild they made O-Ring at common
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 Bugberry: @salamisuperstar with Murder being at common and sometimes just being okay, O-ring at common that only hits creatures and artifacts seems fair.
 Seth_Erickson: they control a mount
 Seth_Erickson: if you control a mount it goes into play
 Cptasparagus: this would be the best set for them to print a spell that just says "Target opponent."
 Bugberry: They have the Badger.
theguardianotter: not even if *its* a mount, just if you control one
theguardianotter: its wild
 MilkInBags: what is a mount
 Seth_Erickson: a creature
 salamisuperstar: @Bugberry That makes sense, it's just shocking to see
 salamisuperstar: That's most cards in2024
Orxolon: trumpet?
theguardianotter: that happened to me so many times at the prerelease
 lirazel64: See, they keep adding text when they know you're not reading the cards. (No, I don't know who "they" are.)
huffboi1: I have a draft deck with 2 of the horse and 2 reanimation effects, I'm 3-0 so far, it's a good horse
 Bugberry: @salamisuperstar I remember when O-Ring first came out. things have come a long way.
 Robot_Bones: turn to cow, do it now
 salamisuperstar: @Bugberry Same. It sure makes you feel old lol
theguardianotter: woof
 WhirlwindAbyss: Alive is nice tho
Orxolon: but we don't control a mount
 FlargBlarg: i thought we were gonna sac the token?
jaimeblacken: ded
theguardianotter: that isnt paraiah
 MilkInBags: wait, don't concede, what if their phone runs out of battery
DaVeganPolice: 
 Bugberry: @salamisuperstar I feel that the most when people call certain cards strong that used to be considered weak. Like Scapeshift and Dark Depths which I had before the busted combos came along.
 MilkInBags: Not getting fired 
 MilkInBags: another draft another doubloon
 Robot_Bones: bigly
 Darleysam: I mean BIG big
ztghostie: are... we still talking bout the gems?
 Bugberry: @salamisuperstar or with the cards people call "made for commander" like... Blatant Thievery.
 MilkInBags: do you p1p1 mana drain adam
 FlargBlarg: nimble brigand is so good
 FlargBlarg: if it's not removed you win
 Rowanno1: Entertainer is crazy strong as well
 salamisuperstar: @Bugberry I brought up mana burn to some people and they didn't know what I was talking about );
 MilkInBags: did you 7-0 with blue
EvilBadman: Shoot the sheriff is 50/50 dead card in this set
jaimeblacken: i'd pick entertainer
jaimeblacken: but that's also good
 Mr_Horrible: @salamisuperstar having to explain to people why Mogg Fanatic used to be cracked... 
 FlargBlarg: that's true, but this one is at 3 mana and it's one color
jaimeblacken: 
jaimeblacken: archangel is nutso
 ThankYouUro: plunderer does commit crime on attack
theguardianotter: The slequence
 boyesie: !card generous plunderer
  LRRbot: Generous Plunderer [1R] | Creature — Human Rogue [2/2] | Menace / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may create a Treasure token. When you do, target opponent creates a tapped Treasure token. / Whenever Generous Plunderer attacks, it deals damage to defending player equal to the number of artifacts they control.
 Bugberry: @salamisuperstar reminds me how Yurlok was the first Viashino Legend since Mirage block and also references Mana Burn.
 salamisuperstar: @Mr_Horrible Scarier than turn 1 Ragavan
 Rowanno1: Plunderer has done lots of worked in sealed, draft obviously stronger format
 Arcse0: plunderer good with brigand
 boyesie: !card archangel of tithes
  LRRbot: Archangel of Tithes [1WWW] | Creature — Angel [3/5] | Flying / As long as Archangel of Tithes is untapped, creatures can't attack you or planeswalkers you control unless their controller pays {1} for each of those creatures. / As long as Archangel of Tithes is attacking, creatures can't block unless their controller pays {1} for each of those creatures.
jaimeblacken: it's a may
theguardianotter: Nimbly briggy
jaimeblacken: which helps
 MilkInBags: isnt miriam herd busted
theguardianotter: And a crime!
jaimeblacken: you can just activate it when it doesn't matter
 RAZRBCK08: The Plunderer is very nice if you have enough crime value that you don't care. Also it is a tapped treasure
 salamisuperstar: @Bugberry Such a cool throwback card
 MilkInBags: getting passed a bomb is kind of a signal
 RAZRBCK08: I had plunderer and 2 Desperados
jaimeblacken: 
theguardianotter: Time to start up a campaign
 MilkInBags: just put 3 plains in your deck for archangel of tithes
 MilkInBags: passing a sick GW deck
 Rowanno1: You're passing a solid GW deck which means you'll get URB back!
AllLuck_NoSkill: Crime Time 
theguardianotter: Someone to our left is getting hooked up
reindeering: campaign is really interesting. to me it feels like it should be too slow but i've definitely lost to opponents who just play oen or two campaign each turn
 ThankYouUro: YES
fourtoedsloth: its in our colors...
theguardianotter: Yessssss
jaimeblacken: YES
Frostwriter111: it's in our colors!
 RAZRBCK08: Let's do it full grixis
jaimeblacken: doooooo iiiiit
 boyesie: its in the colours
 Xaunaught: yesssss
 Faulpyr: yes
 Desdae: Ultmatum!
Buxx345: it's your colors?
 ThankYouUro: it's THE Crime
theguardianotter: Let's get cruel
 TheWriterAleph: trejer drejer
tergonis: ultimatus also crime
 MilkInBags: huh just ban us
reindeering: take the fall for sure
CataclysmicReverb: Cruel Tomato 
 samu_btdp1985: Take it for da memes
silent_sol: I had ultimatum and it was not hard to cast
 gsyhiap: 
fourtoedsloth: nnnnooo...
jaimeblacken: nummy did it in the morning
 raulghoulia: what if I said please?
 azidbern95: so Cruel Adam, so cruel
 Arcse0: pylon consideration?
 MilkInBags: banning your customers? come on adam
Frostwriter111: cruel ultimatum is also a crime
 boredkid07: Literally your colors what are you doing. Why do you hate fun. 
 salamisuperstar: There's the correct pick and the "correct" pick
 ghyllnox: The true Cruel Ultimatum 
 FlargBlarg: grixis is one of the really great 3 color pairs imo - lot of blue cards are outlaws for the synergy with rakdos and red is so good at commiting crimes for the dimir one  ultimatum is def a bad pick but grixis is very doable
 MilkInBags: if you were drafting irl, the person to your left would whisper 'wtf is going on'
 MegaDosX: @milkinbags "How did they not take the Ultimatum?"
EvilBadman: that ultimatium's gonna be the last three cards in that pack anyways
theguardianotter: Ultimatum *might* wheel, chat
theguardianotter: The dazzler
 MilkInBags: the GW is so sick at your spot 
 Rowanno1: Entertainer wheeled?? GW hooked up
 MegaDosX: I suspect Ultimatum will always wheel
 Rowanno1: Your deck also great as well
 MegaDosX: It's such an ambitious card in limited
theguardianotter: Token stuff
 ThankYouUro: Mine Raider helps us cast the Cruel Ultimatum that will wheel
 MilkInBags: adam
theguardianotter: WHAT
 Rowanno1: WHAT
reindeering: huh?
SpringMute: WHA'
ztghostie: Green is wide open
reindeering: well time ti pivot to green in pack 2 lol
tergonis: did somebody post stats calling green bad or something??
theguardianotter: Let's fake our deaths
 ThankYouUro: can the person to the left please polish their glasses, they can't read the signals
 serbubblez: there is no way green is mariana trench levels of deep
theguardianotter: Dang, not ultimatun
AllLuck_NoSkill: Crime LAnd
EvilBadman: lol ok someone in the pod is chaing the ultimaium, I guess, lol
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 Desdae: ashes?
 ghyllnox: So, hard pivot to GW?
 Kazman20a: barrens
MattIsAMage: the second copy of the enchantent?
 MilkInBags: don't you need to target for crime?
ztghostie: jokes on you, I have object permanence!
 MilkInBags: oh nvm i read the land
 itsr67: give us the keys
 raulghoulia: asking chat to think is a tall order
Frostwriter111: All I can see is that we don't have a Cruel Ultimatum
 Driosenth: chat does not have object permanence
 NorthstarTex: Never too late to pivot 
reindeering: i think it's fine to play 1 off colour desert, but i agree with the pick here
MattIsAMage: the 3rd(!?)
 Mythallian: ONLY GREEDY GRIXIS ADAM PLZ
 WiJohn: Wait what used to be there?
 itsr67: put up the jingling keys
 Desdae: Plunderer is a crime?
 RAZRBCK08: Plunderer is a crime every upkeep
 TheWriterAleph: fashion accessory
 FlargBlarg: the true cruel ultimatum was to chat - either stay silent or get banned (jkjk, you were right not to take it)
 NorthstarTex: equivalent of handstand riding
 WiJohn: It's a sex thing
 MilkInBags: the AI that drew it doesn't know
CataclysmicReverb: incidental weaponry
Sogheim: I think it's for the *aesthetic*
 MegaDosX: a e s t h e t i c
silent_sol: he is riding a centaur
reindeering: what the
fourtoedsloth: That's the thing, it has options
 ghizmou: it's just BDSM gear for sphinxes
 ThankYouUro: is it for its own rear legs?
 Kazman20a: "riding"
theguardianotter: Skullduggery or skewer
 satyropodobny: That's that sphinxes riddle: "how do I ride a horse?"
Reece42: Maybe it was riding 2 horses and just lost the spurs on the back legs?
reindeering: i love +1 for me, -1 for you combat tricks
jaimeblacken: "fixed"
ArtemisHuntress: it's a fashion statement
groulux: It could spur itself?
 Darleysam: Skuldouglas in a formal setting, though
 NorthstarTex: what happens in the Sphinx's dungeon stays in the Sphinx's dungeon
 James_the_Dabbler: Skewer the Critics
ztghostie: What if the sphinx uses them as weapons insteaad of for riding?
  RayFK: It works by Magic and accept it
  RayFK: #wotcstaff
 Bugberry: really any kind of footwear is weird on something that can fly.
 MegaDosX: The horse rides the sphinx
 FlargBlarg: skullduggery is so good in this because of the 1/1s everywhere. often picks off a token and still acts as a +1/+1 trick
reindeering: WHY does the sphinx ride the horse?
wandering_t: I think it uses them as weapons in a form of protest to the treatment of its 4 legged brethren
 wastetalent: back legs in a chariot
theguardianotter: Our scruples
MattIsAMage: the hardest part of UB in this set is consistant criming
 Driosenth: Don't you have contacts at Wizards you could ask about the spurs?
 gualdhar: it rides a horse just like Red XIII
 MegaDosX: There's one in chat @driosenth
 RatherLargeToad: Candygram
ztghostie: Wht if there is a sphinx with spurs on the hind legs, does this sphinx ride tht sphinx backwards while the other sphinx rides a horse correctly?
 MegaDosX: And he's already weighed in
theguardianotter: It's a clone
 boyesie: loan shark feels like it should have been in new capenna
ArtemisHuntress: yeah depends on your definition of "ride"
 WiJohn: It's a four mana clone!
 ThankYouUro: how many campaigns is too many campaigns?
 MegaDosX: Buzzard? Do we follow it?
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theguardianotter: @wijohn can't believe we've never had one of those before
reindeering: great crime card
jaimeblacken: bounce
 MilkInBags: don't pick desecrator, it sucks against pariah
theguardianotter: And a linkbreaker
 MegaDosX: Mucks plot
 FlargBlarg: binding is SO good
jaimeblacken: there's the nexumi
 MegaDosX: Which you kinda want with how good some plot cards are
 WiJohn: @theguardianotter Right?!  I hear it may be good in canlander!
 RAZRBCK08: Return the Favor also really good
 DoomBringerIL: is it true that MORE bionic underpants movies are incoming?? is there any way to contribute $$$? @LoadingReadyRun
theguardianotter: Big scorps
jaimeblacken: removal is a crime
Orxolon: what are we tutoring for?¿
 FlargBlarg: this is an insane draft. you could literally just run this with almost nothing from pack 3
 MilkInBags: is Servant of the Stinger a crapshot fan?
Gooseblast: 1/3 dt 
reindeering: it's a good blocker and you need some creatures
argusthecat: Sorry HOW many intimidation campaigns?
 NornsFelidar: hello
 Faulpyr: red’s back on the menu
 MegaDosX: Hypo, the Sizzle
theguardianotter: Hypo the sizzle?
 MegaDosX: Gavin are you watching? Next Mystery Booster draft
 Gaz_L: hypothesizzle still all time great card name
 FlargBlarg: Hypo the Sizzle is my favorite rapper
jessicaengle: Hi!
 MilkInBags: isn,t your company called bionic trousers
ztghostie: The captain underpands Bionicles crossover went weirder than I thought it would
jessicaengle:   
Jundinator: Hai Graham and Ada.
reindeering: crime!
Jundinator: Adam
 MegaDosX: Such an imposition
theguardianotter: Bouncing officially a crime
butt_ghost: My wallet remains spitefully bulbous
Jundinator: How is the new set Graham
 FlargBlarg: your real win condition is 20 indimidation campaign triggers lmao
 MegaDosX: Love a good Guildless Commons
jaimeblacken: it can reset a desert and make a new crime
 DoomBringerIL: oops my bad.. isn't bionic underpants the name ur movie production studio? @LoadingReadyRun
 boredkid07: Adam, what happened to our UR Deck? 
 Desdae: And a Fording
 MilkInBags: splash kellan easy
jaimeblacken: shoot
Jundinator: Bionic trousers @doombringeril
 MegaDosX: My favourite part of Shoot the Sheriff is the flavour text, hands down
 DoomBringerIL: ohhhhh crap sorrry sorry
theguardianotter: I lost a game hard to an opponent with two of those crows
 DoomBringerIL: YEY!
Jundinator: A play on David Letterman's Worldwide Pants I'm guessing
 Gaz_L: bionic underpants is a very good name, tho, you and Paul may have missed a trick 
 ThankYouUro: oh look. our best friend
jaimeblacken: BIRB
 Driosenth: Are there other productions other than LRR under Bionic Trousers?
 Seth_Erickson: I think shoot the sheriff is actively worse than desert's due
MattIsAMage: it fixes for red 
 RAZRBCK08: It is a crime every upkeep if you want
 MegaDosX: Slickshot Showoff is causing problems in constructed 
 MilkInBags: adam you're getting baited by the red card in your sideboard
reindeering: bloodseeker?
 Bugberry: Showoff is cool
 ThankYouUro: At Knifepoint is also crazy
Frostwriter111: always splash for fixing, right?
 azidbern95: splash Knifepoint?
 MegaDosX: There's a line for a T3 kill in Standard with the Showofd
theguardianotter: Heck yeah
 MegaDosX: Showoff*
DaVeganPolice: play for the big swings, that's what the set is for
 hd_dabnado: no
 MilkInBags: what's the worst that can happen, they play a bomb with the treasures?
 Desdae: No?
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argusthecat: That's a normal playset!
 Seth_Erickson: Kambal actually combos with plunderer
silent_sol: dont risk it
ztghostie: There's always room for more intimidation
 Gaz_L: @Driosenth some of the reality shows the team have made on contract, like Strip Search and such, but not much for a while
Gooseblast: More campaigns to draw more campaigns!
 hd_dabnado: you dont need 4
tergonis: actual removal probably better plan
Garfman314: bionic trousers is a wallace and gromit reference, if i remember correctly
 Rowanno1: Removal
theguardianotter: Ashes to ashes...
 MilkInBags: But what if...
argusthecat: Another intimidating cheesecake please
DaVeganPolice: just one more cookie
 MegaDosX: After all, why shouldn't I?
 Mr_Horrible: Gimme a 4th Crab Rangoon, I don't care, Adam
 MegaDosX: Tyrant's corn!
theguardianotter: You gotta stock up on the crab legs!
CataclysmicReverb: Plate's not full till its structurally unsound
 Gaz_L: @Garfman314 the logo definitely always reminds me of The Wrong Trousers
 MilkInBags: flashback cruel ultimatum
 Desdae: Bring me another brisket
 Mythallian: NEVAH
ztghostie: but think of the dopamine hit when all 4 triggers go on the stack
 boredkid07: Let me draft vicariously through you Adam! 
DaVeganPolice: we learned it from you, Adam !
 MegaDosX: You should know us better than that Adam
 MilkInBags: This is quite the peculiar draft, entertainers
 ThankYouUro: ANOTHER
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Dad's here! Show him how we act when Adam's in charge!
 Gaz_L: Adam gave us too much Sunny D
theguardianotter: Can't be tamed!
 FlargBlarg: buffet of corn!
 hd_dabnado: adam is CLEARLY the amazing PE teacher
 MilkInBags: want more pud?
tergonis: the scorn that represents your feelings for us 
DaVeganPolice: KKona I took the corn, brother
Jundinator: MOAR REMOVAL
 FlargBlarg: he's not a king, he's a colonel
 EOstby: It's got the juice.
 gualdhar: get a little aw shucks on that corn
 MilkInBags: there is custard
reindeering: desert land!
Jundinator: Fixing pog
 satyropodobny: we can be monkeys and drink posh tea, chat contains multitudes
 MilkInBags: don't cast pest control on twitch chat
theguardianotter: Controls the pests
ztghostie: !card Tyrant's throes
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 Gaz_L: seems OK, yeah
 Mythallian: its fine for a 8 cost removal that sits there
 Cptasparagus: why is Cactarantula not a mythic rare
Jundinator: !flavor boom box
 MilkInBags: play 60 cards
theguardianotter: Our secrets!
reindeering: i'd take a creature, 1/4?
 Mr_Horrible: Vault-Buster's a solid 3 drop in the crime deck
reindeering: land!
 DoomBringerIL: it IS very annoying wildcards-wise that all the big scores are Mythics.. wotc so greedy @LoadingReadyRun
Jundinator: Sadge LrrBot can't fetch flavor text
 ThankYouUro: Is it worth splashing tho?
Orxolon: desert
DaVeganPolice: WOW
reindeering: i'd play both plunderers with these many campaigns, you wanna replay them all so the treasures help
 boredkid07:   are we fixing for red again!? LETSGO
Frostwriter111: Yum. Desert stew.
 MilkInBags: would you shoot the sheriff with a wand
 Desdae: Shoot the sherrif whifs so many times
 Seth_Erickson: Shoot the Sheriff I'm gonna say it actively not good imo
 TimIAm: Who's the sheriff and who's the deputy here
 ThankYouUro: okay now it is
 Gaz_L: Desert's Due also gets around indestructible
 Bugberry: @DoomBringerIL It would be pretty messed up if those were at common or uncommon.
 MilkInBags: the point is making crime, not having outlaws
Orxolon: i have shoted good targets with the sheriff card
Jundinator: @doombringeril being Mythic is warranted given the powerlevel
VVVC_SMITE: imagine casting cruel ultimatum with all that mana fixing
Orxolon: but i did not shoot no deputy
reindeering: yess
 hd_dabnado: CHAT PUNISHED
argusthecat: Oh hey the crab rangoon is back
theguardianotter: THE WHEEL
  RayFK: Man I can't wait for this 0-3
DaVeganPolice: THE BUFFET
 Arcse0: what the
 ThankYouUro: 
 RAZRBCK08: Knifepoint is pretty good
ztghostie: SO INTIMIDATING
tergonis: the quad!
 DoomBringerIL: @Jundinator some yes... def NOT all
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OharaRenji: Delicious
 Desdae: 50 card limited deck? 
 MilkInBags: I mean you hooked 3 people on GW
reindeering: well that's a deck
CataclysmicReverb: How did you cast a crime before you built the deck?
 boredkid07: Chat wins again!
theguardianotter: Suffering from success
 WiJohn: Correct lane
 Mr_Horrible: that's a 10% right there, brother 
jaimeblacken: this deck builds itself
ztghostie: successfully signaled grixis
 hd_dabnado: what was everyone in our pool drafting even
DaVeganPolice: cards so good, yum yum
tergonis: did half the table pivot into green white?
 Kazman20a: time to run a 60 card deck?
 hd_dabnado: like not GW and not UB
Jundinator: Just run everything 
 MilkInBags: you passed 2 mira and cracked GW
 satyropodobny: dirty 49
 MilkInBags: why not play red?
 Gaz_L: Please do not eat the delicious cards
Jundinator: As Amazonian says 41 is fine
 ThankYouUro: If we only had a Cruel Ultimatum...
 WiJohn: You could play the deserts and sizzle
 Mr_Horrible: honestly, keeping some of the deserts for ping might not be bad
 wastetalent: man, i hate it when the deck is too good to run fun
theguardianotter: Do we still play the deserts?
 MilkInBags: Adam side in the Cruel Ultimatum you totally picked
 Gaz_L: 17 lands, 24 spells, got it 
reindeering: i'd splash them i think. they crime every turn and you need the mana for all these campaigns and card advantage. seems like a fun include
 Mr_Horrible: we're pretty heavy on pips tho
hugogol21: nice ancestral recall adam
 Mr_Horrible: with the multi-spell
indigoblooper: It lets you commit a crime on the next turn for free
hugogol21: take the fall is the name of the reprint
 azidbern95: ropemaster, fall, one conviction
theguardianotter: Bounces your deserts for more crime
Jundinator: Just play everything
DengMachine: dont think you need 2x conviction
 MilkInBags: just play the generous plunderers to pay the pips!
DaVeganPolice: yessirrrrr the buffet said we had to have our cake and eat it
 Gaz_L: need the 4 of for consistency
 Mr_Horrible: the multi-spelling is what I'm thinking about, but I also dunno if it's enough a reason to ditch archway
Jundinator: No cuts 
 hd_dabnado: at least one bloodseeker?
jaimeblacken: i'd cut a sphinx tbh and  the sacker
jaimeblacken: the sac guy doesn't do anything
hugogol21: play miriam she's pretty
 Mr_Horrible: I'd be trepidatious, but I also play pretty conservatively in limited
 Gaz_L: do we make any token creatures with spells?
 Desdae: I think this is more controlly for the campaigns?
 Desdae: SO less creatures isn't terrible
 satyropodobny: generous plunderers make treasure, help out with them pips
Frostwriter111: cut seize?
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Jundinator: Optional sign in blood seems good
Jundinator:     
 RatherLargeToad: you can use to pick up a desert to crime again
theguardianotter: ship it
DaVeganPolice: D: but our consistentcy
Jundinator: 41 card special baybee
theguardianotter: this is amazing
 MilkInBags: what does intimidation campaign do against a 3/3
 Desdae: Campaign is a win condition too technically 
theguardianotter: graham, noted criminal
 DoomBringerIL: teh land is not bad... double crime with the ping-lands
 serbubblez: hopefully doesnt get run down by mounts
 NornsFelidar: intimidation campaign is fun but it’s really not disinformation campaign. discarding opponent is what brought that card over the top
 serbubblez: yeah i agree but lets do it anyway
 ThankYouUro: oh, we can tutor for our Intimidation Campaigns
Garfman314: snorse!
 BrowneePoints: It bobs, AND bobs wrong
MattIsAMage: snorse bobs wrong
theguardianotter: "That snorse Bobs wrong!"
Jundinator: Should double spell precombat. It makes Razzle-Dazzler unblockable btw
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 lightfut: Dark bronc-idant
Garfman314: i was listening to the canlander podcast, and they were talking about that
Garfman314: what does "bobs" mean in this context?
hugogol21: mmm take the fall. future beejlander staple
 NornsFelidar: dark confidant is bob
Jundinator: Dark Confidant AKA Bob
 Gaz_L: it's Dark Confidant but it can hurt the OP instead
 MilkInBags: llama heist?
 Bugberry: !card bob
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 Mr_Horrible: kinda like hitting the Due
 NornsFelidar: and bob comes from it being Bob Maher’s invitational card
 CypherRaze: They are in red, so they could have a terror of the peaks for reanimate
silent_sol: we can get initmidation
hugogol21: i wonder what the flavor is about a land doing damage to your face
 Mr_Horrible: @hugogol21 harsh terrain, we trip and fall 
Jundinator: Sandstorms?
DAC169: @hugogol21 it's a desert
hugogol21: @Mr_Horrible nasty rocks
Stoneraven1991: The Best Boys are streaming!
 Mr_Horrible: *riding this snake horse* "Ow. Ow. Ow. How is this happening. Ow."
 SagaMonstrum: Love those pixel lands
DaVeganPolice:  there are so many good spells in this thing too
 RAZRBCK08: We could cast Cruel Ultimatum next turn if we had it
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 Gaz_L: unsaddled, it's just Bob, saddled it hits them.
 Diabore: and you crime
 definenull: Yee haw
DaVeganPolice: Shuffler said no
DAC169: could have killed their 2/1 with it?
 SagaMonstrum: How's everyone feeling on OTJ so far?
Orxolon: @SagaMonstrum i'm loving it
 Diabore: and now they never tap below essence capture now
 definenull: Ow.
 MilkInBags: 
Jundinator: Rip
reindeering: bob the horse prettygood it turns out
theguardianotter: yowch
DaVeganPolice:  just don't draw any of your good cards
fourtoedsloth: Last spell for the quest progress
 Diabore: we didnt get another turn after that
MattIsAMage: snorse good card
 MilkInBags: matchmaking 
 Diabore: arena algorythm
vinopinguino: Arena "randomizer"
DAC169: never said it was the best play
 Mr_Horrible: time to start punching tables
DaVeganPolice: just needed a warm up game
 James_the_Dabbler: And so it begins
Frostwriter111: it begins
 BrowneePoints: eriette maybe
Jundinator:     
rogerivany: I like the lands here?  Are they in a set or an Arena thing?
 definenull: The mirror you say
 Driosenth: Maybe it's a mirror match because you often get pitted against the person on the exact opposite side of the draft, which is the most likely to have the same color scheme as you?
 James_the_Dabbler: Are you kidding me
 Diabore: at least they dont crime
 CypherRaze: wow
 Bugberry: all this crime on crime violence
 MilkInBags: here they are
ztghostie: 
DaVeganPolice: how about a third
 Mr_Horrible: goofy ahh
 Diabore: do they know we have the third?
 definenull: But what about third intimidation campaign?
DengMachine: you should play the one they haven't seen to mess with them
 NornsFelidar: when your opponents are living your dreams
 MilkInBags: "I take back Intimidation Campaign, discard Intimidation Campaign"
fourtoedsloth: When you say draw "lands" you mean "more intimidation campaigns" right?
silent_sol: how many campaign can we fit on that board
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ztghostie: I can't wait to cast bck to back campaigns
karmic_guide: boy howdy y'all are livin' the dream
DaVeganPolice:  we're popping off
 MilkInBags: this is dumb! and fun!
ztghostie: no wait until they see the third
ThibbleBird: This is the goofiest game
 eshplode: 2 Intimidation Campaigns is sure Intimidating
 Mr_Horrible: I like getting the brigand down at some point, so we can start attacking with it
eff_the_bard: vomitvomitvomit
fourtoedsloth: the crimer has become the crimee
silent_sol: op tutor his second campaign
ztghostie: They're going ot servant for THEIR second campaign
Frostwriter111: what does brigand do?
 Diabore: we're gonna have to discard
DaVeganPolice:  play the third
 CypherRaze: lol I want to know what is going on through their head after seeing 3 campaigns
Orxolon: if those were desinformation this would have been over a loooong time ago
 Bugberry: It is a May thankfully
DaVeganPolice: LMFAO
ztghostie:   
Orxolon: hahahahah
Jundinator:          
 CypherRaze: OMG
 definenull: If only op knew
 Mr_Horrible: absolutely messed up
DaVeganPolice: should play the one they can't see to flex
falseigabod: this deck is very intimidating
 MilkInBags: just discard a campaign 
Orxolon: @MilkInBags no,we need all 6 of them XD
ztghostie: Discarding an intimidation campaign is like a politician dropping out of an election 
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 CypherRaze: imagine having only one intimidation campaign. couldn't be us
ztghostie: Kambal is very funny with Generous Gift effects
Orxolon: maybe and i'm saying MAYBE we need to kill the birds?
Jundinator: Autotapper    
 Diabore: sphinx, 100% sphinx
ztghostie: their hand is juiced
F1SHOR: Morning everyone - hows the set looking?
theguardianotter: gumball
GreatGodOm: That's a very intimidating hand!
Orxolon: fight for the right to party?=
 mtgnorthman: The desert fixing in the set has been giving me Khans draft flashbacks. But instead of everyone starts at 22 with 2 lands in play, it's 18 with 2 lands instead.
Orxolon: they don't need to look for anything while there is no pressure XD
 ofstrife: let's dig ourselves out of this hole by digging ourselves deeper into the hole!
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 RAZRBCK08: The gorgon is really good
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 SkiaSymphonia: i feel that
theguardianotter: is there gonna be a nicknames episode for this set?
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: It does all that for 2 mana? I continue to not recognize this game.
 Mr_Horrible: flying to a farm upstate
 MilkInBags: fractured identity? wtf?
 MilkInBags: is black lotus in this set?
 thatguysteve2709: Agreed
 TheWriterAleph: bonus sheets have always sucked, don't @ me
 BrowneePoints: yea, this particular bonus sheet feels MEGA rude
 MrPipboy3000: Yea, I'm not digging the bonus sheet in this otherwise cool draft format
 Mr_Horrible: @MilkInBags in a fashion 
Syntheticuh: I liked reasonable bonus sheets like strix but this is just vintage cube level cards and it feels awful and i hate it
 thanzo: I had fractured identity and the not-quite snapcaster mage in my sealed pool, it was wild
 Bugberry: @TheWriterAleph I will. I think most are great.
Orxolon: i like the bonus sheet in this set
vinopinguino: Thanks Gavin...
Orxolon: i hope they do something similar forever
 Bugberry: @Orxolon For the most part, I do too.
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ztghostie: Campaign represents a win condition since we're so low
 HondoTrigger: howdy
Orxolon: @Bugberry ikr!?
 Bugberry: @TheWriterAleph the BRO and MOM ones were the best.
ztghostie: oh we're dead 
 Diabore: they dont have black
ztghostie: auto tapper just owned them too
owangel1: Dead
 Diabore: we have an turn
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Reece42: Wait did autotapper ruin their day?
 MilkInBags: yeehaw
 Diabore: right, attacks, riiiiiight
Reece42: Maybe not
 definenull: Game recognises game ig
 MilkInBags: mana drain is in the set 
 BrowneePoints: Like, the Big Score ones are whatever
 Bugberry: @TheWriterAleph There's also the original Time Spiral one which was widely acclaimed.
 Diabore: why are there 3 bonus sheets for this set?
 Mr_Horrible: I'd just like it to be a little lower power, at least, since it's 100% interaction
 BrowneePoints: but the Crime sheet is RUDE
 hd_dabnado: the bonus sheets make it hard to gauge play boosters as well
 BrowneePoints: it's all heckin REMOVAL
ztghostie: Thinking of making an OTJ cube without the bonus sheet or Big Score stuff to see how it plays
 HondoTrigger: WOE and BRO felt undertuned to me
 MilkInBags: this bonus sheet is just criminally unfun cards
 thatguysteve2709: I think this with the from the vault as the bonus sheet
 Diabore: like i know why, because aftermath crap, but why are there 3 bonus sheets
 SagaMonstrum: Getting hit with something like Mind Trap in limited feels like, to stay on theme, a crime.
karmic_guide: @Diabore BIG was gonna be a separate set, but then Epilogue bombed
GreatGodOm: Fractured identity, the ultimate "You made this? I made this".
 Mr_Horrible: like, the base set facilitates crime just fine on its own, it didn't need the help!
 BrowneePoints: Honestly the BIG cards aren't THAT wild
 Bugberry: @Diabore because there was going to be an Aftermath set that was cancelled, so some were put in at more than Mythic .
vinopinguino: I blame commander players
DaVeganPolice: heard yoiu like the mirror, so we put mirror on your mirror
 BrowneePoints: there's a couple of the BIG ones that are nutty
 MrPipboy3000: Yea, it feels like the bonus sheet for this set is there to punsh limited without influincing standard
ztghostie: WOE had relaly cool cards like Hatching Plans which synergized with the set in cool ways. Here the synergies end at "target a thing" and that's just boring and unfun
 BrowneePoints: but the Breaking News list is MEAN
 thegitrogsquirrel: the vault cards are not the list right?
 thatguysteve2709: Mindslaver
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I love when a house wasn't made for haunting, but ghosts still find wayto make it happen
DaVeganPolice: Yeah, Mindslaver being in the format SUCKS
 NornsFelidar: powerful and unfun are synonyms in mtg these days
 Bugberry: Most of the Big Score is "artifacts matters" which this set doesn't support too well.
 HondoTrigger: i think BIG is a big disappointment, half the BIG cards are pack filler half are insane
ztghostie: Fractured Identity is a crime both mechanically and socially
 NornsFelidar: fractured identity is mythic though, like mindslaver
 SagaMonstrum: I would've liked for it to be treated like The List whenever they put that in a Set, they tend to put in cards that actually *work* with the set
 RAZRBCK08: Most of the big score cards are more aimed towards dedicated constructed themes than just generic good stuff
 BrowneePoints: they blew a rare on that
 BrowneePoints: so that's a win
forshamesir: I love that card, but it's fucked
DAC169: D:
 Bugberry: Fractured Identity is basically a pushed 5 mana steal a nonland permanent in 1v1.
karmic_guide: could you zoom in on their swamp?
Dr_fragenstien: I feel like printing busted commander cards that have never seen limited in a standard legal limited format is a bad idea. maybe that's a hot take?
 thanzo: the fact that nearly all of the breaking news is removal feels weird to me
 Diabore: its such a good uncommon
 RAZRBCK08: Yea that sphinx is not ok
karmic_guide: nvm
 Mr_Horrible: Serra Angel? No, that amateur shit 
 definenull: Mythic uncommon
karmic_guide: ahh, thanks
Orxolon: doble sphinx
 Bugberry: Second flyer with hidden vigilance this stream.
 thanzo: like a different theme probably would've worked better
 MilkInBags: bonus whining
theguardianotter: it was from a secret lair
karmic_guide: very pretty
Orxolon: but you can open them too
 BrowneePoints: it feels almost like Dominaria, where the bombs are bomby
 HondoTrigger: I've been having fun 
 BrowneePoints: and the removal is bomby
 Mr_Horrible: nah, you're good, and we've had plenty of fun gawking at this draft 
 crono3453: Your complaint equity is included in every booster pack
Dr_fragenstien: all the cards on the bonus sheet are crimes, right?
 MilkInBags: I don't want everyone to have a nuke in their deck
 BrowneePoints: or abrupt decay, or cruel ultimatum
 NornsFelidar: no you don’t!
 Bugberry: @thanzo the old newspaper fits the wild west very well. The removal fits because it's reporting on a crime, which the removal is committing.
 Seth_Erickson: I think contrarily a lot of the bonus sheets are fun but its this bonus sheet that was designed poorly
 HondoTrigger: games of limited are zero sum 
 Diabore: G hitting the gym?
 Seth_Erickson: Like I loved the Strixhaven bonus sheet
 MilkInBags: I always destroy my muscles with barbell shrugs, no idea how to do them
 Mr_Horrible: @Dr_fragenstien yeah, iirc all of them have a way to do a crime trigger (although some are indirect)
vinopinguino: It is the children that are wrong
 BrowneePoints: G gonna get SWOL
DaVeganPolice:  I'm learning too
 gamercat88: magic the SWOLing
DoctorCactus: Woah, Adam just blew my mind, I'll be using that
 Diabore: do we just kill it?
 Mr_Horrible: "local skeleton still punching that table"
 thanzo: @Bugberry I mean total flavor win vorthos wise, but limited gameplay-wise having premium to bomb removal in nearly every packmight be a bit much
 Bugberry: @thanzo but people usually complain about bombs because they go unanswered and snowball. Removal being prevalent helps hinder snowballing.
 Mr_Horrible: we've got plenty of triggers still, with 2 removal spells in hand
 BrowneePoints: Ye. It's why I try to look up vids from Physical Therapists and kinesthesiologists
 BrowneePoints: cuz they know how to be active without effing up ya body
  RayFK: Holding up counter
 definenull: Flash?
jaimeblacken: but the ghost counter is only creature
 Diabore: we can bounce now
 thanzo: @Bugberry fair
 BatenicYork: it's any spell
 Seth_Erickson: it's any spell
  RayFK: It's any spell
  RayFK: Adam is right
 BatenicYork: Phantom Interference
  RayFK: #wotcstaff
  RayFK: Surprisingly
jaimeblacken: is it?
ztghostie: its quench with set mechnics, chat
 BrowneePoints: i know nothing. i'm just playin Bogles in standard
 MilkInBags: adam just make a mistake counter, then ban a random number of chatters at the end based on that number
 Bugberry: !card phantom interference
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MattIsAMage: @jaimeblacken correct, it counters anything
 RAZRBCK08: Essence capture is creature only the other 2 counters are anything
 BrowneePoints: Slicklock shotpicker
jaimeblacken: jeez
 BrowneePoints: Slingshot Shotputter
 SagaMonstrum: Adam, do you feel that Vintage Cube has changed how you approach drafting / magic in general or does it remain solely applicable to Vintage Cube?
DengMachine: you pretty dead here. dont think they will play anything
 Bugberry: Ward is not hexproof
 Diabore: @DengMachine if they cast a thing, we kill the flier, if they dont, we win this race
 SkiaSymphonia: keep the ashes for when they cast a spell
ztghostie: fatal push and intimidation campaign have been fun because of thaat. Bouncing campaign back on target enables raid for fatal push
Dr_fragenstien: !card fblthp, lost on the range
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 BrowneePoints: vintage cube is everything's kind of a hammer
  RayFK: I mean, yeah
  RayFK: That's how it goes
 BrowneePoints: this format feels like the creatures are hammers, but the removal are GUNS
 Desdae: Exile sphinx?
 SagaMonstrum: Yeah that makes sense, thanks ^^
 MilkInBags: adam this is limited, not constructed 
ShadowAce0: kill phybyl i think
 BrowneePoints: Adam doesn't play Standard, he's not a fan of Constructed Criticism 
Orxolon: maybe someday they release a midweek magic without the bonus sheet
Orxolon: maybe
 BrowneePoints: Look, i'm just in the Magic Waiting Room, kickin my widdle leggies, waitin for Bloomburrow
 MilkInBags: no frustration when playing crusader kings 3 
Dr_fragenstien: you know, desperate bloodseeker is kind of spooky thematically. Imagine being a rancher wandering the desert when a vampire from another dimension comes sprinting at you!
Garfman314: @BrowneePoints absolutely
  Texan_Reverend: @browneepoints Yeah, I just drafted an Orzhov deck with 8 pieces of removal and all but one of the creatures was 3 mana or less. Aggressive + mono removal worked well.
eff_the_bard: your opponent drafted akuma and you drafted dan
ShadowAce0: fibilthip is going off
 BatenicYork: If you get tracking from 17lands you can replay your games
 FlargBlarg: I feel the same way, Adam. It feels like the answer to "what did I do wrong" is "didn't draw my nutty bombs" in a way that's not normally true for limited
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  RayFK: Yes
 Diabore: campaing first because crime?
 Diabore: make a 3/3 kill fbl
 BrowneePoints: Get Dugg'd on
 BrowneePoints: Graham, teach them how to Dug'ry
 NornsFelidar: @flargblarg was “I drafted 4 intimidation campaigns” answer considered? 
 thanzo: fblthp gets even more shrunk
vinopinguino: hey ward 2 is perfectly average ward okay!
 BrowneePoints: wow i'm full of bad puns today
 MilkInBags: you have plot armour in combat
 definenull: Turns out it is easy to crime
  RayFK: I legit thought you were saying it wrong as a bit
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Mr_Horrible: honestly calling it "disinformation campaign" as a disinformation campaign *is* a strong bit
 Diabore: 1/4 is 4 mana
 RetroHibiscus: we could bounce their shield target
ztghostie: @Mr_Horrible it also fits with the running theory that its lazav behind the intimidation campaign
 Bugberry: You can't kill the Stitcher as is.
 BrowneePoints: Okay Chat, Mt Dew apparently just dropped Mango Lemonade and Tropical Punch Versions...should I try one?
 thanzo: Disinformation Crime Pain
 RetroHibiscus: sphinxuation?
 RetroHibiscus: oh this fleeting reflection is going to be a nasty surprise
 thanzo: nasty
  RayFK: Might be good to Due that tapper
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Do it for the crime/surveil value, anyway?
eweiskirch68: You could target for crime
 GredGredmansson: we can use one of our other spells instead
eweiskirch68: Take the fall!
   Anubis169: the old razzle dazzle
 Diabore: cycles and also crimes
 BrowneePoints: we have lethal
  RayFK: I'd do it now
Frostwriter111: lethal?
  RayFK: You did also have lethal but uhhhh
 GredGredmansson: oh right that was lethal
 azidbern95: missed lethal 
 GredGredmansson: Ashes on the 1/4 Desert's Due on the 1/3
 BrowneePoints: double removal on blockers
 Diabore: kill both untapped
 BrowneePoints: 3 5 7
Chichen: yes
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Kill their 2 blockers, attack for 7.
 azidbern95: yup
 Mr_Horrible: the tapper was tapped, yeah
 BrowneePoints: you're fine!
 BrowneePoints: you wanted to do the fun thing!
 RetroHibiscus: it's fine we're THAT ahead
 azidbern95: no worries
 MilkInBags: my bad og 
 RetroHibiscus: 
 Mr_Horrible: now we get the Still Had All These, so we're playing for value 
 azidbern95: I misplay Dust Animus all the time
huffboi1: I started this format with 2 3-3's and just got a clean 7-0, is it time for me to retire from OTJ draft?
Sogheim: opponent doesn't know that they should have been dead and they never will
DAC169: they just wanted to show they had more Intimidations 
 RetroHibiscus: uh oh
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: @huffboi1 Retire Champion for sure.
 GredGredmansson: that doesn't work opponent
 Mr_Horrible: RIP
Dr_fragenstien: !card dust animst
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
  RayFK: Howdy
 definenull: oh no op
 RetroHibiscus: that's not what they think it does
 RAZRBCK08: That's not how that works oh no
 RetroHibiscus: ;_;
 MilkInBags: One Last Job 
 BatenicYork: F
 BusTed: awks
 Diabore: yuuuup
 Mr_Horrible: if it's any consolation, OP, I *want* that to work, because it's cool
Orxolon: what did they do?
 BrowneePoints: I just cringed so hard my butthole MOMENTARILY became a blowhole
 azidbern95: I cast something when I had 5 lands and an Animus plotted... had to wait until next turn... did it twice
 SkiaSymphonia: good night!
 GredGredmansson: the last job is working at the meat packing plant apparently
Thisbymaster: reading the card explains the card
 KWardJenx: Thanks so much!
 Diabore: jesus its so late already
 RAZRBCK08: One last job is very good
huffboi1: @Dread_Pirate_Westley the feeling of beating the 5 color pile with your sicko synergy deck >>>>>
 MegaDosX: Criminy!
 azidbern95: thanks G and Adam!
 BrowneePoints: Wylie Duke!
 BraveKingMax: thanks for the stream
 satyropodobny: dirty deeds done dirt cheap
 MegaDosX: I know you're talking about limited, but I love how you called Surgical irrelevant after seeing people pop off over it for Timeless
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