GDwarf: E is the true ending, and it does lovely things with player/character interaction
Macheya: Just remember, Cavia hates you from the grave.
ArtofDaDress: or is it all tinkerbots
LoadingReadyRun: Such thiccness
PMAvers: Probably going to start up Tales of Berseria instead, had that backlogged for a while
Kramburger: Man, I watch the replay of the Life is Strtange streams last week and I'm still not sure if I'm okay
Pimptimus_Prime: Man, everybody ismgoing to be in the Defenders except Punisher and Kingpin... Even Malcolm is in it!
ArtofDaDress: Noice
RoastedGravy: Ohai Alex.
GDwarf: PMAvers: ToB is an excellent game
ArtofDaDress: meanwhile, i revisited Dishonored 2 after giving it a break, and im nearing the end for the first time
ArtofDaDress: its rly good
RoastedGravy: Is it bad I just noticed it was Alex because he said “thiccness?”
GDwarf: PMAvers: Also, there's a mod for the PC release of N:A that fixes the resolution nonsense
Kramburger: @Pimptimus_Prime To be fair, he's Jessica's neighbour, so there's a legit reason for him to be seen
Macheya: I still have to beat Deus Ex: Mankind Divided on the hardest mode.
Kramburger: Cam says Thicccc
Kramburger: Thiccccccc
GDwarf: Trails in the Sky The 3rd just got its English release, so that'll be eating my time
ArtofDaDress: after i mess around in NG+, im gona try Dishonored 2 on No Powers mode on Very Hard with No HUD
LoadingReadyRun: I am cam'sman
ArtofDaDress: im looking forward to is
Kramburger: SURE
LoadingReadyRun: doop doop science
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: yay a cam'smn
ArtofDaDress: Thi-k-k
PMAvers: Probably will end up skipping TS, though, since I do eventually *want* to play it through.
wildpeaks: Is someone doing Science in here ?
sopranocat: I think anything where you have to ge through a significant portion before you really start enjoying it is bad design. I mean, I've used that for books for 25 years. Certainly something that's supposed to be interactive should be geting you interested in interacting pretty quick off the bat.
lostindagame: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (NeiR: Automata) at Thu 06:00 PM PDT (9m from now).
Noodles_15: How do you feel about dogs?
Kramburger: Okay Cam, say something sciency
ArtofDaDress: Well, im getting a degree in physics
Pimptimus_Prime: @kramburger And he's kinda became her assistant at the end of season 1. :-)
LoadingReadyRun: dogs are scientifically inferior
ArtofDaDress: i just found out my cooleg is fully paid for as of now
ArtofDaDress: so thats neat
GDwarf: PMAvers: I mean, the first 2/3rds aren't all that spoiler-y, but the final 1/3rd is all about twisting your interpretation of past events
Juliamon: it checks out
Kramburger: Story checks out
Juliamon: toe to tip that's a cam
Dmc3628: dogs should be obliterated by Braun Strowman
Contiguouskittycat: Cats are the alpha species.
Kramburger: No doubt
ArtofDaDress: what about in a combat setting? unless youre counting mountain cats, dogs pretty much win
Dmc3628: especially that one BIG dog in particular
Kramburger: I'm fostering three Giger kitten right now and GODDAMN they're cute
Kramburger: *ginger
Juliamon: "Giger kitten" oh my
GDwarf: Giger Kittens: Radiactivity has never been so cute!
Kramburger: Shhhh you
sopranocat: I just watched a 2-part Nature that spent a decent percentage explaining how, evolutionarily, cats are scientifically proven superior to dogs.
jonnykefka: Giger kittesn probably less cute, assuming we're talking HR Giger
Djshire: they make Giger cats now? Do they have whip tails? I'll take 5
WabisabiEvan: Sadly to me NieR sounds like that indie art film all my friends are raving about when I'm just in the mood to watch a gory martial arts/action flick. Nothing wrong with NieR just so far from my cup of tea right now.
sopranocat: I Greatly Approved
Karfsma778: My sealed pool is so garbage
GDwarf: WabisabiEvan: It starts out as a pretty bog-standard robutts fighting machines game
GDwarf: It's towards the end that things get..."fun"
Pimptimus_Prime: @kramburger Oh dear GAWD! I want one righ.... Oh, ginger. dang. One day I will live my dream/horrible horrible nightmare...
EikoandMog: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (NeiR: Automata) at Thu 06:00 PM PDT (6m from now).
ArtofDaDress: Any word on what Arkane Studios is working on right now? anything dishonored related?
Macheya: @WabisabiEvan Nier is definitely the Ip Man of the movie genre.
sopranocat: @GDwarf Um......robots =/= machines????? How?
Djshire: !not next
GDwarf: sopranocat: Ehehehehehehehehe
sopranocat: I mean, not all machines are robots, but robots are machines......~brain hurts~
EikoandMog: Machine Lifeform != Android.
Pimptimus_Prime: @sopranocat Haven't you seen At the World's End? Robot just means Slave...
GDwarf: I'm gonna get a lot of use out of that evil cackle this stream
ArtofDaDress: Robot = slave. machine = not-a-slave robot
sopranocat: Oh god, is Nier one of those "science fiction" means "wibbly wobbly jello science"?
WabisabiEvan: GDwarf I know but I've also heard that the story is good but kind of depressing and I just am not in the mood to play a game several times even if from different povs to get the full experience. Maybe the movie analogy wasn't perfect but all the praises I hear just sound like the opposite of what I want right now. Well... aside from it being cool that's always appreciated.
GDwarf: I mean, yes, "RUR", the play that coined the term "robot" for a machine is using a Czech term for slave
Pimptimus_Prime: @kramburger Daaaw, dey is adoeable kittehs d'oh.
Kramburger: @Pimptimus_Prime Right?
GDwarf: WabisabiEvan: The game definitely gets very dark, and I get not being in the mood for that
GDwarf: I can't say more without spoilers, and the stream hasn't started yet, so I'll refrain from those
All_mankind: i think the word has evolved a bit since then
Pimptimus_Prime: @kramburger I bet those little suckers cuddle up real good!
ArtofDaDress: I just like bein a badass. thats why i play dishonored on easy to relax :P
Juliamon: a GIS for "giger kitten" has mostly disappointed... but still turned up plenty of cute kitten images
WabisabiEvan: GDwarf thanks like I said it sounds like a very cool game just not the one I want to play right now.
Kramburger: There
Djshire: Spoiler: All mankind got addicted to Rosebud and became fathers
Juliamon: babbs
GoAmpDog2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (NeiR: Automata) at Thu 06:00 PM PDT (3m from now).
All_mankind: that doesn't sound like me
GDwarf: Before they all decided to kill Snape and Simba's father, you mean, Djshire?
WabisabiEvan: I won't mind watching it on stream though.
Djshire: GDwarf exactly
ArtofDaDress: Castlevania 64 peeved me off, cuz if you played on easy, and got to the midway point of the game, it'd say "you need to be playing on normal or higher to proceed" so you basically just wasted 12 hours of your life
Lord_Hosk: Guys, did you know that if you stacked up soda cans from the earth to the moon...
GDwarf: Oh, I *hate* that, ArtofDaDress
sopranocat: @GDwarf Okay, when you say "dark", how dark? I mean, I was blindsided when we got into the end of Undertale and they're like "lol, friend baby human died and everyone was sad so now baby monster is killing everyone LOLOLOL"
Kramburger: @ArtofDaDress Wait, WHAT?
Lord_Hosk: You would be breaking several laws of physics?
ArtofDaDress: Yea
bbritt1030: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (NeiR: Automata) at Thu 06:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
Pimptimus_Prime: Then Bruce Willis died and antagonised a small boy who could see him with mental health options!
Kramburger: That's DUMB
sopranocat: Everybody talked about Undertale, no one mentioned it was dark
EikoandMog: @sopranocat As in, complete and total mental breakdown "dark"
GDwarf: sopranocat: I...I'm not gonna spoil stuff just yet, but it gets *dark*. I...wouldn't call it depressing, though, is all I'll say.
All_mankind: aw, i thought we had the solution to orbital elevators there
sopranocat: And when I said that to my friends, they all looked at me like I was crazy and it's not dark
weldar93: People did compare Undertale to Earthbound a lot, which is know for getting dark at the end
Lord_Hosk: Sorry All_mankind
Djshire: sopranocat we should talk about how Undertale swept a sub-plot about genetic experimentation that went wrong under the rug so easily
EikoandMog: Also, Yoko Taro has a... reputation when it comes to children.
Skakerman_: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (NeiR: Automata) at Thu 06:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
All_mankind: wouldn't it be funny if coca-cola and OCD gave us the gate to space
Lord_Hosk: LOL
ferretbadger84: !next
ferretbadger84: !most recent
ferretbadger84: ! lrrBEEJ
ferretbadger84: Nope, nothing
sopranocat: @Djshire Yeah, that was also super upsetting. I'm never going to be able to finish the game now, it's going to just sit there mid-tutorial on my computer
Djshire: Everytime you type !next, Alex is late by one second more
Kramburger: !quote Alex
LRRbot: Quote #2543: "I think it's flirting with you." —Alex, regarding the 3-headed dragon boss [2016-05-17]
GDwarf: Yoko Taro's previous games, every single one, had incredibly depressing endings. Drakenguard, Drakenguard 3, and NieR (original flavour) have your heroes tend towards dooming the world and/or being erased from existence/trapped in eternal torment for trying to do the right thing.
ferretbadger84: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (NeiR: Automata) at Thu 06:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
rarermonsters: @sopranocat Undertale's darkness reinforces my theory that horror is best in games that aren't horror games
ArtofDaDress: !findquote sexy
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
ArtofDaDress: aw
VAB0L0: !findquote ben
All_mankind: !findquote sex
LRRbot: Quote #236: "Why can't I have sex?" —Ian [2015-05-05]
ArtofDaDress: Ian pls
ferretbadger84: Good question, Ian
All_mankind: welp
GDwarf: Because you're not old enough, Ian
ArtofDaDress: !findquote parent
pedrodamoth: Hi all just stopping by to say hi and hope you have fun. I'm too ill to watch right now.
ferretbadger84: Because of lrrBEEJ
sopranocat: @rarermonsters I'll tell you, when my sister introduced me to Stardew Valley, I was convinced the juminos were out to eat my soul. And it was because of indie games
ferretbadger84: Hi pedrodamoth hope you get better
VAB0L0: !findquote Ben
ferretbadger84: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
ArtofDaDress: !findquote adult
LRRbot: Quote #3497: "Adult Diapers! I've got a butt-load!" —Ian [2016-10-07]
PMAvers: Who said they weren't?
rarermonsters: @sopranocat Stardew Valley is a also best when you sub in the Undertale Soundtrack
PMAvers: New bundle: 5x human souls
Pimptimus_Prime: !findquote donkey
LRRbot: Quote #1469: "Donkey Kong can't melt steel beams." —Ian [2016-01-06]
ArtofDaDress: THATS why you cant have sex, Ian
ArtofDaDress: adult diapers arent sexy
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Pimptimus_Prime: Wow, Ian ismon fire today! lol
ArtofDaDress: SIGNAL
ferretbadger84: Because of the inability of donkey kong to melt steel beams?
ferretbadger84: lrrSIGNAL
CrazyFishPerson: signal
wildpeaks: so the reason isn't that Ian can't melt steel beams then
ArtofDaDress: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
EikoandMog: lrrSIGNAL
Cw3040: lrrSIGNAL
aesir_blade: BECOME AS GODS
sopranocat: I finally get to use the lrrSIGNAL
Kramburger: I got a flicker. Are we up? Do I need to refresh?
Lord_Durin: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
sopranocat: Wahaha!
wildpeaks: some kind of Sugneil has infiltrated the base
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Cameron and Alex were promised EGL robots and got an existential crisis. Nier Automata! https://t.co/aYCP3d87Fz
aesir_blade: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
Aziraphalesshop: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
WubGhost: talksim liiiive
Edgarware: lrrSIGNAL lrrBEEJ lrrSIGNAL
All_mankind: yep, T-2 minutes
blackwlf: I hear musaks.
GDwarf: Prepare for N:A memes
Aziraphalesshop: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
WubGhost: woop-woop
GDwarf: "this cannot continue", "become as gods", etc.
Pimptimus_Prime: !findquote butter
LRRbot: Quote #3543: "We're all oily people. Our pillows are like German butter cakes." —Cameron [2016-10-14]
wildpeaks: time to approach a fruit ("near a tomato")
CrazyFishPerson: Hey chat how's it going?
JediTransmit: So what are we turning the weeb dial up to?
GDwarf: JediTransmit: We're turning it until it's near a tomato
CrazyFishPerson: 10,000
Assassinite9: yay it's a thing!
Cw3040: @jeditransmit Nier 11
weldar93: Well we've got sexy robot girls fighting
WubGhost: yes.
All_mankind: plz chat, be respectful to Alex's waifu
Dmc3628: Over 9000?
Juliamon: 7 or 8. Could be weebier.
JediTransmit: @Cw3040 good one!
CrazyFishPerson: Until it is over 9,000
Pimptimus_Prime: 60 seconds left!
EikoandMog: コノママジャダメ コノママジャダメ lrrBEEJ
shurtal: wish i could watch, but don't wanna be spoiled.
Kraest: Hey all! How goes? I just finished illustration midterms and everything hurts! 8D
Valdinzar24: OMG i called it earlier today that they were gonna do this one
Cw3040: you opened the door and i just waltzed right in there
Juliamon: Valdinzar24 it's been on the schedule all week
Valdinzar24: mostly cause i'm also playing it
AdmiralMemo: I've been waiting for this bus for over an hour. What kind of game is this so I know what to expect in the replay?
sopranocat: I have cupcakes, I'm already spoiled lrrAWESOME
VAB0L0: !findquote ben
LRRbot: Quote #4084: "'I'm worried that Ben might be the new Cori.' 'That means you're going home with him!'" —Ian and Beej [2017-03-01]
Noodles_15: what kind of intro will it be this week Kappa
sleepyham: glory to robot waifu Keepo
GoAmpDog2: bets on intro?
Gekyouryuu: AdmiralMemo mix of hack and slash and bullet hell
Valdinzar24: @juliamon i never read the schedule
WubGhost: ooooh
wildpeaks: oh hai
DigitalSeahorse: how do you get rid of the thingy that asks if you want to turn notifications on?
EikoandMog: Damn it alex!
the_living_gale: Beautiful humans!
Kramburger: Sound?
blackwlf: Dead mics.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: sound!
Macheya: Sound
GoAmpDog2: darn
SAJewers: muted?
Lord_Durin: sound?
NimrodXIV: no audio
wildpeaks: what a cold mic today
Djshire: ROOM MIC
NINJAmumyRAMSES: muted
Juliamon: AdmiralMemo high-contrast low-saturation robot beat'em up
EikoandMog: Mics are cold!
Pimptimus_Prime: Woo!
Noodles_15: Look Alex is John Cena?
NojhLivic: Umm. Cam. You have a robot next to you.
Cw3040: audio
WubGhost: soundless
CrazyFishPerson: Hey Cam/alex
Shenandygains: Mic iz kill
Nyx_fire: sound
Fanboy_of_Bolas: mice are dead
CrazyFishPerson: No sound
sopranocat: no sound
aesir_blade: Sound
the_living_gale: Or... cyborgs? Androids? People.
sleepyham: alex has a blindfold, and mics are muted, is this some heavy handed metaphor
All_mankind: Alex is going in blind eh
mrkuehl: ! panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
CrazyFishPerson: Mic dead
Nyx_fire: yay sound
GravityWell34: sound plz
Valdinzar24: but i've been playing it all week and thought it would make a great talking sim game
DoodlestheGreat: WE HEAR YOU
WubGhost: we must hear with our eyes
Lord_Durin: there we go
Shenandygains: oh man alex prolly has a great bit going
jonasjonIV: YAY!
Djshire: DEAD MICS
Edlain: Alex can't see, and we can't hear
Macheya: Hey, there we go.
GDwarf: Cam should have a veil over his face, for the true Operator/Agent experience
MistahFixIt: Joek Ruined BibleThump
TheHorizonfall: That was just like Nier lol
AdmiralMemo: Oh... Not a fan of either genre. Interesting.
All_mankind: hello gentlemen
EikoandMog: コノママジャダメ!
DigitalSeahorse: you're blind and mute
Doctadoone: Mawp
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Hello nerds!
Kramburger: !highlight Cold Open
Laserbeaks_Fury: 2BFFs
LRRbot: Highlight added.
CrazyFishPerson: Shhhhhh, we missed a hilarious joke there
Dandinstorm12: Heeeey chat hey Alex and Cameron
NimrodXIV: I'm sure that was a funny joke?
TheExactSame: gush
Edgarware: I like the shirt, Alex!
Dandinstorm12: Who is driving today?
Juliamon: Alex with the appropriate tee
MistahFixIt: We kind of need a good time today especially lrrAWW
wildpeaks: feel free to do just that Alex :D
talosparoxi: oh good, I was afraid we wouldn't be able to see alexs beautiful eyes
GDwarf: Oh wow, I need Alex's shirt
the_living_gale: Hold our hands, Alex. Make us believe.
Intrepid_Colin: Alex is looking very bearded
TheExactSame: we come here fr gush
splatty1: oh, I just noticed the shirt
weldar93: Yess that shirt
Macheya: YESSS
WubGhost: YEEEES
wildpeaks: nice
Djshire: lol
CrazyFishPerson: That sounds hilarious what you just said there. Absolutely best work ever.
EikoandMog: YESSSSS
VAB0L0 just subscribed with Twitch Prime. VAB0L0 subscribed for 7 months in a row!
VAB0L0: Alex Gush Hype!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, VAB0L0! (Today's storm count: 55)
Edgarware: Perfect
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: yesssssss
GoAmpDog2: love that shirt
WubGhost: THAT SHIRT IS THE BEEEEST
NonjaBiru: Oh I need that shirt
DigitalSeahorse: Alex was saying I think that claiming it to be a blind run would stop people from telling them how to play
Drazoth: Time to simulate some talking and crack open this almond cats fat pack
leebenningfield: I don't understand it, but I saw it on twitter
Macheya: Alex <3
wildpeaks: Professionals
overlordstowell just subscribed with a $4.99 sub. overlordstowell subscribed for 22 months in a row!
overlordstowell: Nice to see ya'll playing a game NieR to my heart!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, overlordstowell! (Today's storm count: 56)
delta__vee: memes cheer100
MistahFixIt: Ah it runs best on Controller. Just like Dark Souls.
Glenn_Seto: what's up nerds?
Dandinstorm12: SUUB
Djshire: Alex, Cam, and chat, I have had two very horrible days, can I please get some hugs?
CrazyFishPerson: So Who excited are Cam and Alex for the impending cake?
SharpCookies: So, I may play this game eventually. will watching this be a bad idea?
Dandinstorm12: lrrSPOT
MistahFixIt: Because From Software can't write pc controls worth a heck
OriginalGarwulf: Did the save file work?
CoyoteSans: I've been avoiding Automata since Drkengard 1 and the original Nier wrecked me so hard emotionally, and I knew this would be no different.
Dandinstorm12: @Djshire chat hug
sopranocat: @Djshire ~hugs~
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: It's a blind run for me! I don't know anything about this game other than what I remember from the first Nier. I'm excited.
wildpeaks: I see the sub train pun game is starting strong
DoodlestheGreat: @overlordstowell, you.... -_-
Laserbeaks_Fury: Can you play as either android?
DigitalSeahorse: why won't this notifier box gtfo already???? >:(
GoAmpDog2: adam had one
GDwarf: SharpCookies: i'd avoid spoilers, the last 1/3rd of the game gets lots of its impact from how it forces you to re-evaluate what's come before
Pimptimus_Prime: @sharpcookies Probably, they said they would spoil the bus out of it.
timble4: aw man sweet shirt alex!
overlordstowell: lrrAWESOME
GDwarf: Laserbeaks_Fury: 1st Campaign is Waifu-bot, 2nd is Husbando-bot, 3rd is secrets
EikoandMog: lrrGOAT
wildpeaks: Cool Technology
Contiguouskittycat: So the original Nier had magic. Does Automata?
Macheya: @CoyoteSans I was so mad when you got to Devola and Popola near the end.
Dandinstorm12: Sorcery
SharpCookies: that's fair fam, thanks!
aChemistOfFire: what game?
GDwarf: Contiguouskittycat: No magic
Fanboy_of_Bolas: black Magic fuckery
DigitalSeahorse: piss off twitch with your stuff overlapping the video
Glenn_Seto: cool technology
the_living_gale: Spoil us rotten, guys. I want cavities.
Dandinstorm12: R U a magician lrrBEEJ
CaffeinatedLemur: #all of the spoilers
CaffeinatedLemur: like all 4 playthroughs
sleepyham: nier a tomato Kappa
blackwlf: I am not likely to ever play this game, which is why I want to enjoy watching you play it instead.
Contiguouskittycat: Added bonus fun, I'm a comp sci major, so the term Automata has a VASTLY different meaning.
GoAmpDog2: SPOILER ALL THINGS
OriginalGarwulf: Damn.
talosparoxi: well then I'm out, love you guys but I'm playing through as 2B for the first time
SharpCookies: I mean I may play it, but the fanservice... :l but i know it's supposed to be rreeall good so eventually ill just deal and play lmao
wildpeaks: snape all the things
Pinary: ery
aesir_blade: @LoadingReadyRun You can jack Adam's save from earlier if you want
Contiguouskittycat: @GDwarf Is it cause of robo-racism?
wildpeaks: rekt :D
EikoandMog: DUST TO THE WIND
darthblasphimouse: you two spoil me
the_living_gale: This also reminds me of Snake Eater. Retro Vibe.
GDwarf: Contiguouskittycat: No. :P
JediTransmit: Linkbl is such a great name
Juliamon: ice cold
Fugi: Just skip all sidequests and you'll get far I think
sleepyham: linkbl ded
Lanthess: So happy to be able to watch again! I've had to skip since I didn't want spoilers for Undertale!
CoyoteSans: Also, I'm playing Factorio with the new update while listening to this, so there's some drmatic irony there, I'm sure.
Glenn_Seto: hm, gonna heed your warning and check out
Dandinstorm12: Get rckd SeaBats
Macheya: Adam has it coming since he erased James's BotW save. Kappa
wildpeaks: inb4 Adam storms into the moonbase :D
Noodles_15: Is the easy mode?
aChemistOfFire: !bits
Rockario: So I guess Adam won't go back to it on Saturday then?
Djshire: Adam has it coming because he's a scrub
Macheya: Thank you for Japanese audio!
ky0dar: yay i get to watch talking sim again. love both of you guys.
GoAmpDog2: NO
TwilightAvalon: When does Adam come in to attack them with Drumybars?
Shenandygains: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebs
2Flower: I take the the dub sucks?
DigitalSeahorse: does anyone else have that idiotic notification box over top of the video blocking some of it?
sleepyham: japanese voice is so good <3
DirgeNovak: Has Cam played?
wildpeaks: is it because we are massive weebs ?
Juliamon: The dub's fine
splatty1: that said, you are covering some of the longer subs
2Flower: Covering up some of the subs though.
firehazard_k: DRUMMY BAR
GDwarf: 2Flower: Nope, the dub is quite good
EikoandMog: A shame, Kyle McCarley did a really good job as 9S. He even streamed his own playthrough of the game.
Dandinstorm12: is that a Bird of Prey?
wildpeaks: (because I'd be ok with that :D )
Dandinstorm12: wait never mind
Dandinstorm12: too many engines
Macheya: @2Flower No, I just prefer Japanese audio in games where it's the main language.
TheMoatman: Is the reason because you're a weaboo?
EikoandMog: Please note, the 7E in 2B's squad.
Rockario: Hopefully they work that out so Talking Sim and Gamehaus don't clobber each other multiple weeks.
DigitalSeahorse: halp!
Dandinstorm12: missing man formation?
GoAmpDog2: oh ya 7e
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Whoa, the Ikaruga reboot got DARK. Kappa
the_living_gale: And we're Raiden?
Contiguouskittycat: Is this Galaga now?
SchalaKitty: Ahhh, I don't mind the JP cast but getting to know the NA cast has been wonderful.
GoAmpDog2: that's werd
GDwarf: I'm impressed by how much 2B's English and Japanese VA sound alike
sethjharris: is this a forward scrolling arcade game?
MousseFilledCat: was really hoping to do dishes while watching
sopranocat: Most games I've played the only thing that really changes in difficulty are how long the fights take. And since most games I've never found the fighting the interesting part of the game......it's kinda silly.......I wouldn't mind if they had actually interesting puzzles or platforming or other levels of challenge besides "HIT IT A LOT"
Juliamon: Sethjharris sometimes
ky0dar: alex, youre slightly blocking thr subtitles.
JediTransmit: HO-299, an experimental german aircraft?
VAB0L0: Eat your hamburger, Appollo
Shenandygains: what a bunch of weebs wanting to experience this game as authentically as possible
Contiguouskittycat: This IS Galaga.
wildpeaks: whoever we're fighting has a massive Space Laser the size of our ship. Welp.
JediTransmit: *229
TheExactSame: introducing electric death balls
Macheya: @VAB0L0 :D
BASEGray20: cheer100 Get ready for an impending sense of self esteem crushing doom and gloom
Pimptimus_Prime: So, am I the only one who notices the main character's name is a referrence to a monolouge weighing where or not to commit suicide?
TwilightAvalon: This game plays like Bayonetta meets Battlestar Galactica
sethjharris: I love those games
Anima110: hello sexys
Contiguouskittycat: Well this mission is an unqualified success so far.
Dandinstorm12: This isn't a Bullet-Hell game for the Win 95?
aesir_blade: @LoadingReadyRun You've got all the automatic do *** chips enabled, so that might be weird / cause control confusions
the_living_gale: White's the leader. Typical. Kappa
Pimptimus_Prime: whether*
Macheya: Did Adam just not realize he had a shield when he played?
Dandinstorm12: holy damn
Dandinstorm12: That's suuuper rad
CrazyFishPerson: and then the game changes
Djshire: OF WE TURN INTO A MECH
Lanthess: Speaking of genre jumping, I wonder if Evoland II would be right for Talking Sim?
Gekyouryuu: I believe you mean Robotech? Kappa
Djshire: of course*
GDwarf: Taro loves his SHMUPS
GoAmpDog2: I don't like this sub
sopranocat: Aaaah! It's a Gundam!
aesir_blade: 6O is the best
EikoandMog: 6O is waifu-tier lrrBEEJ
Pandastirfry: i tried it in both English and Japanese and usually i prefer dubs so ican focus but 2b's english voice is just slightly not right
ky0dar: thats very pretty
wildpeaks: "powerfully his shit"
GoAmpDog2: 21O better waifu
nihilist_twitch_user: Is this EASY MODE? VoHiYo
sethjharris: wow, this is neat
2Flower: AlexNip.
Dandinstorm12: I remember Yahtzee reviewing this game, I don't think he got it
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: laser-targeted on Alex's weaknesses
GDwarf: Pandastirfry: I dunno, 2B's English VA gets some *amazingly* good line reads
ArtofDaDress: So uncomfortable that it actually came out of your anus
MistahFixIt: Note to Self - Nier:Automata is Peak Alex
TwilightAvalon: Gradius
Contiguouskittycat: So this is Alex Steacy's brain: The game?
MC_GigglePants: Nier Automata is unironically my favorite shmup game
the_living_gale: Our ship can do backflips. I'm in.
turn8scornfulegotist: Cam: have you read Brandon Sanderson's Cosmere books?
Juliamon: Our ship can do sick pirouettes
Djshire: What is a "shmup" game?
wildpeaks: Goes to show the entire world is a simulation and we're all running inside Alex's brain
weldar93: Is Yoko Taro actually Alex under the mask?
Macheya: The people who made this should make a Gundam game.
MC_GigglePants: Shoot em up
sleepyham: i love that the game genre switches are appropriate to the story and aesthetics
nihilist_twitch_user: Don't be upset-y, just pirouette-y.
Dandinstorm12: crunch
Pandastirfry: i've kind of stopped listening to Yahtzee
EikoandMog: @Djshire SHoot eM UO
firehazard_k: Who are we playing as
Contiguouskittycat: Maid robot, go maid robot!
sopranocat: Aaah, we broke it
Narida_L: so, is it explained why the androids are blindfolded?
ky0dar: im always going to take dubs where i can, but i can super understand keeping the Japanese. it just makes too much sense
EikoandMog: !advice
LRRbot: Press X to pump the dog.
MistahFixIt: "Short Range Attack Gear - CHINESE WOR SORD"
TwilightAvalon: This is the greatest Final Fantasy game that SquareEnix never made
GoAmpDog2: god this pod sucks
the_living_gale: I want to be as cool as her when I grow up.
CoyoteSans: The thing with Drakengard/Nier is you have to go all in on each game, or you get Get what's they're trying to do.
rarermonsters: @Dandinstorm12 Yahtzee is too smart to "not get" something. I think he just has different expectations from literature and that made him not like Nier.
GDwarf: Hmm, not sure I like POD's Japanese VA
MC_GigglePants: Got those karate swords
HoloTheWiseWolf_: we can get new knees
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: are we a blind android in a black goth dress with a katana
ylegm: I was thinking the same thing gdwarf
ky0dar: the UI reminds me of Snake Eater
phorrestgaze: japan pod is so much cooler
GDwarf: So, Cam, what do you know about this game?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: I just want to check this to make sure
GDwarf: GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Not blind
Dandinstorm12: @rarermonsters Everyone always told Yahtzee he didn't get games, it was a thing
MistahFixIt: Robo-Goons: "Quick kill her, she's got a sweet katana!"
aesir_blade: The regular menu is likely disabled atm
Contiguouskittycat: I love how your sword is actually larger than you.
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: drone buddies are ALWAYS friends
Djshire: Someone finally made a JRPG that covers every fetish
Alephred: The blindfold is just for fashion's sake.
sopranocat: robo-friend? Robo-friend!
weldar93: @Narida_L I believe the blindfolds are actually their optic sensors, so no its just because it looks cool
aesir_blade: Pod 042
doomlimit: Pod 157 or something like that, it's just a number
MinniChii: confirmed today, baby is human. and best guess is Girl. lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
doomlimit: Yeah that
GoAmpDog2: POD
EikoandMog: Pod042, yeah.
rarermonsters: @Dandinstorm12 Okay... but I'm not sure why. He's probably the smartest game critic alive right now
Kramburger: From Square Enix: Exactly Alex Steacy's Jam: The Game
WubGhost: is that a taro-bot?
Dandinstorm12: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
EikoandMog: Marx!
CoyoteSans: Kill Casshern, Devour Casshern?
sethjharris: reminds me of the first time I saw the Star Wars game in arcades that let you play an fps, flight simulator, and sword fighter from the same seat
JediTransmit: Bagger 288 video anyone?
GDwarf: WubGhost: TaroBot comes later. :B
nihilist_twitch_user: A wat?
senorrodrod: cheer100 make no BUTTS about it...this games is the TITS and a great look into post humanism
NimrodXIV: welcome to Alex's head
Contiguouskittycat: @MinniChii Congrats on the kid, sorry that it's a human though. I know how disappointing that can be.
Dandinstorm12: wait we can hover?
Pandastirfry: sometimes though Yahtzee really didn't get it
Elaro_56: RULES OF NATURE!
WubGhost: okee
Elaro_56: sorry
EikoandMog: Angelic!
Serifina: I'm a bit late. How come the game audio is Japanese?
MistahFixIt: So we're fighting... a sentient Bucketwheel Excavator.
Astra7525: ah. that's the meaning of the nickname
BASEGray20: First boss is one of the last bosses in Metal Gear Rising...kinda
Pimptimus_Prime: To be fair, Yahtzee has stated amny times that Zero Punctuation doesn't always have his exact opinion, as it is a show where he HAS to crap on things as much as possible.
Talin06: into english?
aesir_blade: This thing is called "Marx"
MistahFixIt: Where there are no open pit mines.
weldar93: I mean its also close to the first boss of Rising, kind of
Cherubimcw: IS it gonna chase us up the stairs again?
EikoandMog: All the Machine Lifeforms are named after Existentialist Philosophers.
Macheya: The first NieR had a whole language that was not-quite-legible language.
aesir_blade: A lot of enemies and other *** are named after philosphers
splatty1: its also just a simple cypher
MistahFixIt shrugs. "Sure. Whatever"
ecjones1975: Stop kissing the spinning part
MC_GigglePants: The machines use angelic scrawl for a written language for some reason
Macheya: And most of the songs and speech were in that language.
Dandinstorm12: @rarermonsters because people tilt REALLY hard
aesir_blade: Platinum game
the_living_gale: One thing I don't understand thus far: what are the pink/red/purple spheres exactly?
rarermonsters: @Dandinstorm12 Oh yeah that's fair.
TwilightAvalon: Its an even more Japanese Bayonetta
sleepyham: 3rd person spectacle fighter
Kramburger: Damage Spheres
2Flower: Spectacle fighter.
Contiguouskittycat: Devil May Bayonetta.
Dandinstorm12: Bayonetta but less Bayonetta
GDwarf: There's a machine literally named "Jean-Paul" ("Sartre" in Japan) whose *first words to you* is a statement of the fundamental basis of Existentialism
Macheya: It's also neat that Alex was refused a command that he tried to perform in the game.
weldar93: Its an action rpg with that Platinum Games touch
HoloTheWiseWolf_: the_living_gale some sort of bullet
OneMoreRedNightmare: combination action/rpg and bullet hell
aesir_blade: I think the name for this gameplay style is Character Action
doomlimit: @the_living_gale Bullets. Pink can be destroyed, purple can't.
ky0dar: @serifina alex felt it was aprops because if how Japanese this game is
2Flower: Ahh, she didn't attend the Prometheus School of Running Away From Rolling Things.
Kramburger: SHE DODGES THE WHEEL SIDEWAYS
Pimptimus_Prime: Adam compared the combat favorably to Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
Rockario: Hey, it's 9-Ass
rarermonsters: I do think a lot of it comes from the fact that Yahtzee doesn't really jive with the "Japanese" writing style of being more blunt with dialogue
EikoandMog: Oh, it's Kyle McCarley!
Fanboy_of_Bolas: spectal fighter
Dandinstorm12: Twitch noooo
Kramburger: LOOKING AT YOU PROMETHUS
Serifina: @Ky0dar Ah, thanks.
MC_GigglePants: 2-Butt and 9-Ass are a great pair
Narida_L: lies
aesir_blade: 9S and the Horrible, No Good, Very Very Bad Day.
rarermonsters: cheer300 Here's some bits as a belated thanks for staying late to finish Undertale for us. I hope you found it worth it. I'm not a fan of Neir:Automate so far, but I'm hoping you can sell me on it.
ylegm: nice kramburger
sopranocat: So.....they can see through the blindfolds because they're robots? And they actually use sensors? Then why make then humanoid if you're going to not give them eyes??
the_living_gale: Thanks everyone. Still not sure what they're made of, but I get it.
MistahFixIt: No 6O is our Ramirez, iirc
Alephred: Ramirez? Sean Connery from Highlander?
silverxX59: have alex and cam talked about the difference between the sub and dub?
phorrestgaze: 2booty
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MistahFixIt: Ramirez is a Call of Duty thing I think... a dude on the radio who tells you to do shit.
Contiguouskittycat: Get it out of the way early.
weldar93: @Sopranocat, everything about how they look is purely just, because it was cool
Macheya: @Alephred I think it's a character from Predator? a sidekick.
sethjharris: wow, that's a way to walk
ky0dar: @alephred i think its a modern warfare reference
Dandinstorm12: and one refresh later
nihilist_twitch_user: It's pretty classy, actually.
sopranocat: It looks weird.........
Dandinstorm12: mmmmm lrrAWESOME
DarkMorford: Fun fact: In Japanese, 2B has the same voice as Mikasa from Attack on Titan.
Juliamon: It's a really modest outfit
nihilist_twitch_user: As far as fanservice goes.
EikoandMog: !highlight I AM BUT A MAN
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Serifina: I don't care if it's fanservice. I *** love 2B's design. It's so good
SniperPumpkin: turns out that when you're the fan being served, it actually enhances
Mysterious_Challenger: I don't know
Djshire: Its not the worst kind of fanservice though
sethjharris: I mean, woman are allowed to be sexu
Dandinstorm12: also damn that sword is huge
sethjharris: sexy
wildpeaks: it's ok, that's what good fanservice is meant for :D
daneislazy: "I am only most of a man!"
Kidror: DarkMorford I thought I recognised it
Mysterious_Challenger: It actually seems pretty tasteful?
GDwarf: The thing is, it's not all that fanservice-y, save for the boob window, which you mostly don't see. Mostly it's just a sweet-ass dress
DoodlestheGreat: We've all see FAR worse fan service. This is almost sedate.
delta__vee: why sexy robots
Macheya: 2B's design is way less fanservicey than Kainé.
Mysterious_Challenger: Like, this clearly isn't battle-ready designed
samwonk: I like the hovering swords as a design choice -- it looks really cool /and/ it makes a lot of the animation work a lot easier.
secret_pipesman: headcannon is that it's because the operator picks out her outfit
ThatDangSkeleton: What kind of idiot builds a robot that isn't hot
MistahFixIt: Yoko Taro is a goofy old weirdo and doesn't apologize for it.
misteline: @GDwarf you can see her underwear
Serifina: @Macheya You mean Lingerie Girl?
MC_GigglePants: That doesn't explain why 9S is a hot shota tho
EikoandMog: It's the same with Senran Kagura. aka, Fanservice, the game.
GDwarf: Macheya: Well, you can now get Kaine's outfit in DLC
aesir_blade: Yoko Taro's reaction to all the lewd artwork of the game was "please make a zip file and share it with me"
GDwarf: misteline: No you can't, she's wearing a leotard
Macheya: @Serifina Yeah. @GDwarf Sweeet.
Lanthess: I like how they just said lrrEFF it to the clipping swords problem most of these games have
firehazard_k: Wasn't bayonetta created by a woman?
GoAmpDog2: 9s outfit ?
Contiguouskittycat: EGS had a good comic about this, where the robot refused to dress as anything other than a maid because she liked the outfit. This is when the creators realized she was sentient.
Wraithfighter: The skirt, the skirt is eyerolling... but look. My beef is with those goddamn heels. Who the hell can actually fight in those heels?!
the_living_gale: Nier's fanservice doesn't feel degrading for me, that's why I can accept, and even enjoy it.
Mysterious_Challenger: You don't want a 'breathe through your skin' explanation.
Himyul: Wraithfighter if you're a robot and have stabilizers.....maybe?
ElectroIrisu: Bayonetta had female designers work on her as well
wildpeaks: better honesty than another "she breathes through her skin" bs
the_living_gale: Unlike, say, Izetta.
Dandinstorm12: Why not?
misteline: @GDwarf Underher dress. Hence the upskirt achivement
MC_GigglePants: Androids who are programmed to fight in those heels can lol
JediTransmit: She's a robot?
EikoandMog: Honestly, it's a nice contrast to the Resistance.
ky0dar: i love the UU
rarermonsters: I prefer no explanation than hearing "She breathes through her skin"
ky0dar: UI
GDwarf: misteline: It's still a leotard
weldar93: @Macheya, Kaine at least had a better explanation for her looks than I expected, I mean not a great one or anything but more than I expected
sethjharris: omega hot?
DirgeNovak: Everyone is a robot
nihilist_twitch_user: Because if you're going to kill an army, you best look DAMN good.
DigitalSeahorse: k twitch I had to refresh to get that box to go away....it should never have been there in the first place
Rockario: Well, if the real reason is "Designer really liked it" then any in-universe explanation would be made up after the fact.
MistahFixIt: No Explanation is sometimes better than a Powerfully Stupid Explanation
Kramburger: I'd love to see something talk through making Cute Anime robo girls as a phychological advantage on the battlefield. Like they're distracting, disarming, and agrovating