Zanzabar_: this year it was a height competition
mercano82: I'm used to the doubles format of the Omegathon.
Kraest: !drinking
thehappypurplehippo: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 10:47:02.
Grenevil: I'm fairly certain he would destroy the country, but $2k is $2k.
delta__vee: bonus points if the pyramid scheme features actual pyramids Kappa
cloudwizard13: ohno
thehappypurplehippo: !lol
Edgarware: Cory why
Thylian1: lol
ferretbadger84: The hunger games
t3h_f1gm3nt: we hunger games now?
Couraster: Literally a hunger game
mercano82: That's probably chat
Maddrius: Hunger games
tim19862: heh
MerrimanLyon: Too soon!
WabisabiEvan: competitive hunger strike
amative1: Famine is a great board game
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: the longest omegathon
Karfsma778: topicalllll
llamacake522: And we're back to Dubai
Jlhonors: Like drownball.
ExhaustedElox: So, the literal Hunger Games
All_mankind: such hot takes
Juliamon: #topical
PyreDynasty: Last one alive wins
BusTed: Only one way to win.
thehappypurplehippo: The Famine Games.
justwhatever_idk: #tawpical
Thylian1: FIrefest REKT
anonynym: that's us
DoodlestheGreat: ALEX SCORES
Havok4: Cori is a madwoman
ZeniteZero: WOW
thehappypurplehippo: Awwww
Thylian1: Oh ***
tim19862: wow
northernlightning: WHOA
aberdasher: Famine games are non copyright infringing.
PyreDynasty: no
Dr_fragenstien: Coming to VHS: The Famine Games
TacitusVigil: That was Cameron's
Matt_LRR: NOOO
RockPusher: Cameron
fishmanfishfish: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Finalsora811: Yes.
Elfarcher73: Alex is on fire
WabisabiEvan: both
tim19862: O____O
Zakk_Z: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You are being very aggressive, I'm going to need you to simmer down.
charlesgorillionaire: The Hanger games
Macheya: Let's not find out,
Ragephoenix: Well, that's Cam's
thekeytoviktory: That was House of Cards
Rhynerd: Sounds like Cam.
Salgexicon: oh no i have a sad
hiveysquid: House of cards is a really good show though
DarkNacht: Spoilers
RockPusher: Saucy
northernlightning: oooooh
MC_GigglePants: NOW KISS
Grenevil: Is that a game?
Zakk_Z: spicy
Finalsora811: Nice wallet.
Thylian1: LOL
hiveysquid: also he didn't strangle the dog, he snapped the dog's neck
ConchShell_VII: That happened in the first episode, @RockPusher
rrtycoon2: Clearly the chat card
thekeytoviktory: That was a heavy *** scene man really set the tone for the whole show and how good Spacey is
thehappypurplehippo: TheIlluminati TheIlluminati
Rhynerd: Sweet.
sleepyham: so call of duty
KartoffelKaiser: It's a swiss style tournament of mother ***
MC_GigglePants: hawt
cloudwizard13: wut
northernlightning: oh my
andydamage: n, we love your mother
Frankenfruity: Speaking of hot!
Thylian1: thats a game?
Frankenfruity: The Famine Games
Frankenfruity: win
Macheya: So fresh and so clean
silenceaux: For the record, love is not a game
Karfsma778: is that the lady of pain on corey's shirt?
anonynym: there are some rather Shakespearean cards this round
tim19862: hah
TacitusVigil: I mean, the Hunger Games are more about murder, but- Kappa
orionsrise1: the *** are just the participants fathers
mercano82: So has chat won any since the opening round?
t3h_f1gm3nt: nope @mercano82
Rhynerd: So we weren't dogs?
Thylian1: ours was the worst lol FeelsBadMan
Karfsma778: aids
thehappypurplehippo: The Slightly Peckish Games.
Zyme86: It is now paul tm
HazaTheRaider: PLEASE someone put 'sex'
DarkNacht: Power
Daedrin: oh this is gonna be good
ConchShell_VII: A Sea of Troubles for Tabletop Day 2018?
madmanoreo: come on balls deep in a hog
Thylian1: German Dungeon Porn (?)
charlesgorillionaire: Hot Cheese
LSUgamer13: I look forward to this VOD
Grenevil: @Daedrin Agreed.
Frankenfruity: What's the current score?
thekeytoviktory: @lsugamer13 same
BITs19_: "sex" has lost all meaning to me
orionsrise1: not peeing too soon
anonynym: "Everyone drinking alone" is strong play here
All_mankind: taking up arms against a sea if troubles
Darth_Wooper: Sex is about lrrEFF ing
Hotliquidjello: yeah
Lysander_Gustav: Decorative pillows is my jam
ExhaustedElox: Once you're married, it is
Karfsma778: sean penn.
tim19862: eff those pillows
Grenevil: Uh....
ConchShell_VII: uh ohhhh
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mercano82: Ummm
tim19862: lol
Thylian1: ?
Ragephoenix: Umm
Edgarware: I mean, I guess?
NimrodXIV: "sex" now has no meaning
Zyme86: Wouldnt that be an orgy?
Jlhonors: Recursive definition.
ExhaustedElox: But... but?
Finalsora811: Actually yes.
llamacake522: OH
Frankenfruity: too on the nose
RockPusher: seems legit
FriskyMantis: oooo
Frankenfruity: ooooh
ExhaustedElox: You're not wrong
Rhynerd: Yep
Daedrin: ohhhh
amative1: <3 Countjondi
Boros_Burger_Battalion: Indeed
llamacake522: NOOOO
Frankenfruity: ouch
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Rhynerd: Oh dead
thekeytoviktory: Damnnn
Navi_Chem: last one
Rhynerd: *dead
Thylian1: Oooohh
ZeniteZero: ZING
Boros_Burger_Battalion: ME TOO THANKS
Daedrin: :(
llamacake522: WORSE
Ragephoenix: DAAAAMN
lufty13: ohhh
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: daaaaaaaaaang
FickleMuse: Aw snap
Rhynerd: *dear
cloudwizard13: dayum
claritycasey: heavy hitters
Thylian1: wow
MC_GigglePants: WOAH
Hotliquidjello: wow
t3h_f1gm3nt: THAT'S STRONG
northernlightning: oh daaaang
BusTed: awks
NimrodXIV: oof
rrtycoon2: Chat had to be the family sit down.
thekeytoviktory: Damnnnnnn
Frankenfruity: BURN
poseidonstrike: WOW
Rhynerd: Ouch.
cddento: DAMN
ExhaustedElox: Ooooooh, that hurts
Zyme86: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
thehappypurplehippo: ooooooooh
Daedrin: Welp, that last one, dat me.
Frankenfruity: it buuurns
tim19862: heh
Karfsma778: lrrHORN
randus2003: this got real
mercano82: The meaningful relationships isn't bad
w1nsol: Too real man.
Jlhonors: Those last two were bombshells.
KinoGami: that last one is the kind of joke i would make
Boros_Burger_Battalion: What about an inability to form meaningful erections?
Zakk_Z: the last one
Lysander_Gustav: Nipples!
DarkNacht: How did the last one not win
anonynym: WOW. That last one is the winner.
ZeniteZero: Nipples! PogChamp
FITorion: face palm
thekeytoviktory: Wat?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: cori pls
Thylian1: woah
RagingTrees: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh nipples
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: pls stop
llamacake522: Uhhhhhhh...Nipples
Rhynerd: So, what's the score?
Zakk_Z: what?
anonynym: BOOOOOOOO
MysticTH: welp. I can't keep my eyes open any longer. good night chat.
Mattmitchell45: The Right Stuff!
Pinary: Cori drnk
Ignatiuspants: this round was educational!
ZeniteZero: Ohhh, Cameron :D
emberBecky: I liked the pillows :D
ExhaustedElox: Whoa, gear down there
BusTed: kstarkSir
northernlightning: that was real strong
DigitalSeahorse: it IS about the nipples!
Eklinaar: Cam is correct.
justwhatever_idk: Rock and Premarital Sex is too good
DigitalSeahorse: :P
mercano82: That was such a Cam card to play.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Famine
ZeniteZero: THIS IS GOING TO BE AWESOME
Thylian1: 8 ounces plz?
amative1: Graham Stark's butt
All_mankind: doing the right stuff to her nipples
Karfsma778: Aids is always a strong play
KPancrazio: theres a whirring on stream?
t3h_f1gm3nt: so wait was chat a broken condom then?
LackingSanity_: so chat was the family dinner?
Macheya: And Venus was her name!
JuniperP1: a classic black card
KPancrazio: does anybody else here a whirring?
sleepyham: what is that audio
Flea_Hastings: Are they just not going home tonight?
WabisabiEvan: The great background groaning has started
JA_Pinkerton: who's mowing th elawn
DarkNacht: Jerking off into pool of childrens tears
mercano82: Was chat "eating together as a family?"
JA_Pinkerton: ?
bawkbawkboo1: What was the chat one from the last round?
ZeniteZero: @Laserbeaks_Fury that would be a great card to play xD
mjihde: Anyone else hearing a fan whir?
BENNIE_BEAR84: facefull of horse cum
Rhynerd: Did the AC turn on?
rrtycoon2: Chat was finally sitting down as a family.
thehappypurplehippo: Just a ugly face.
orionsrise1: a dysfunctional father figure
deyja429: Let's go Graham!
Mattmitchell45: Maybe It's An Inability to Form Meaningful Relationships
vorox4: Famine would be good for this.
DigitalSeahorse: if you tweak a nipple too hard or bite it right off then you probably won't get sex anytime soon with the same person...unless that's their kink
t3h_f1gm3nt: WE were the broken condom then
flikerz1: who mows the lawn at 11pm?
crazycommie87: Or is that a biplane taking off?
CanvasWolfDoll: rock and roll
superkooky: How many white cards do you get? Did Alex sphinxes rev? It seems like he's got a lot of cards.
Rhynerd: We were eating together as a good god damn family for once.
deyja429: Broken Condom
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: that would make good lashes
Macheya: pls no
tim19862: nooo
The_Wind_And_I: I want to see this billboard.,
Maddrius: nope!
LackingSanity_: If chat was the broken condom that's crazy
JohnLockeCole: More spiders than I expected
BusTed: More than expected.
tim19862: hehe
anonynym: broken condom was chat
Thylian1: LOL
lufty13: LOL
ZeniteZero: Feasible
MousseFilledCat: broken condom
Hotliquidjello: i like hot mess
NeonLemonade: lmao
MC_GigglePants: That is a great card
HatTheButcher: What about spiders?
tim19862: hahaha
Thylian1: ROFL
Dr_fragenstien: That's us
TacitusVigil: :D
MC_GigglePants: "Smoking crack, for instance."
delta__vee: thanks, crossworld puzzle! :D
ExhaustedElox: For instance
ZeniteZero: WOW
cloudwizard13: chat had a broken condom? figures
delta__vee: *crossword
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Rhynerd: Smoke crack today?
northernlightning: ohhh my face hurts
mercano82: She was born with a crack pipe in her hand?
Karfsma778: for instance
justwhatever_idk: You gotta sing all of these
Finalsora811: ^
t3h_f1gm3nt: WOOOOOOOW
Grenevil: Woooo!
splatty1: yeyeyeye
Edgarware: Got there!
anonynym: Great Depression is chat
ConchShell_VII: GOT THERE
Camail: WE WIN
aWabbajack: wooot!
tim19862: haha
AnotherEli: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
claritycasey: Aw yeaaah
Thylian1: YESSSS
northernlightning: i don't think you can be born with a hopeless amount of spiders
x0den: go us!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: We won againnnnnnnnnnnn! lrrHORN
NullColaShip: cheer50
Karfsma778: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Edgarware: lrrGOAT
Frankenfruity: YEEEEES!
ZeniteZero: WE ARE AWESOME CHAT
poseidonstrike: GOT THERE
amative1: lrrHORN 2
Ta_Panda: lrrGOAT lrrHORN
northernlightning: ohhhhh!
Macheya: lrrHORN
llamacake522: GG
All_mankind: yaay depression!
Maddrius: \0/
FriskyMantis: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
NimrodXIV: Chat, we still dark
solahwin_tampramain: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
ZeniteZero: lrrHORN
tim19862: that hand motion Graham
Moonstruckragamuffin: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
JA_Pinkerton: GRATZ GUYS !
FireBasilisk53: go us
Rhynerd: Two points us!
ExhaustedElox: lrrGOAT there!!! lrrHORN
JA_Pinkerton: WOOOOOO
Zyme86: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
thehappypurplehippo: GOT THERE!
dakotawheatley: Woo
angryoptimist: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Wodar9: All the prices are DEPRESSING LOW!!!
crazycommie87: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Rhynerd: What's the score?
Thylian1: G Khan was good
PaperDoopliss: We did not deserve that
Couraster: Cameron "Hot Mess" Lauder
aztinoth: we did it
fishmanfishfish: lrrHORN lrrHORN kstarkGlass kstarkGlass kstarkGlass
Larkonus: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrHORN kstarkNice
anonynym: CHAT WINS!!!!!!!
Phillammon: wait, is chat tied for first?
PyreDynasty: Yay, we are dperessed
Macheya: Alex you monster
Hugh_Munculus: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Frankenfruity: Are we in the lead?
toasthaste: when did papyrus get here
HazaTheRaider: sod off skeletor
kpiozero: WHOOOO
ConchShell_VII: Oh man this is such a good black card
tim19862: hehe
KeiranCoon: Papyrus?!
TacitusVigil: There actually is a Depression commercial by Steak N Shake
Boros_Burger_Battalion: \ lrrSLOTH/
delta__vee: "free 2-day shipping" Kappa
MC_GigglePants: Where is Ian when you need him?!
Ragephoenix: Don't believe so @Frankenfruity
minicrayfish: Yea boi
Hotliquidjello: Graham <3
Navi_Chem: come on whitesupremacy
ZeniteZero: Props for the voice acting, G xD
Lysander_Gustav: More spiders than I was expecting
Thylian1: $1000000
Karfsma778: heeeee skeletor
Kraest: Plague Knight?
mercano82: Wait, where did Ian come from?
thehappypurplehippo: so good
cybersask10: Yah chat
Mattmitchell45: Skeletor's Dick?
Dr_fragenstien: NYEHEHE
rrtycoon2: Graham, you know you have to use that voice through all 6..
Kikazi: That voice is ON POINT
Shenandygains: freaking skullies
Boros_Burger_Battalion: \ lrrSLOTH /
Frankenfruity: Who has more than 2?
NarishmaReborn: I don't think this is a card. This is just Graham
BusTed: Skeletor is a card, I'm pretty sure.
Hotliquidjello: "historical revisionism"
BENNIE_BEAR84: Chat with the great depression, a chat classic
Nemanthil: MYAH
deyja429: Skeleton warriors!
vorox4: Allof the cards were from who I'd expect last time.
xantos69: Can we hear that one more time?
38911BasicBytesFree: Skeletor is so Money Supermarket!
Rhynerd: If not, fill a blank card in as that.
vorox4: *all of
Countjondi: my plan for world domination begins with Chat sounds about right
thehappypurplehippo: are they playing to 6 or 8?
ZeniteZero: Reasonable
tim19862: hahah
PyreDynasty: Was there a Skeletor in the morning card in Desert Bus against?
MrThirdParty: Graham's found a lot of great uses for that voice tonight.
Max_Fan: Yup
NimrodXIV: true
Karfsma778: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
Daedrin: So what's the situation with the phrase Trump card? Do we have to reverse it's colloqiual meaning to be something bad and accidental?
tim19862: a business? Kapp0a
Rhynerd: well, of course.
Naxochils: I think "White Privilege" won last time
Thylian1: 2/2 for realism
tim19862: a business? Kappa
MC_GigglePants: I love this new season of venture Bros.
ZeniteZero: HAHAHAHAHAHA
HazaTheRaider: ***
ExhaustedElox: That's kinda villain 101
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: what the shick?
thehappypurplehippo: !advice
Edgarware: Yeah, alright
Thylian1: LOL
ExhaustedElox: Wow
orionsrise1: Shera's boobs
Macheya: That kind of worked?
tim19862: hehe
ZeniteZero: Kreygasm
Lysander_Gustav: Well, yeah
t3h_f1gm3nt: I prefered him in Pirates TBH
Hotliquidjello: A+ card
anonynym: That's Chat
northernlightning: odd plan to take over
Rhynerd: Oh yeah.
mercano82: Skeletor in a powered exoskeleton. That's an interesting idea.
BusTed: Pretty sure everything by definitions has two halvs.
BusTed: +e
PyreDynasty: Orlando Bloom got me
ZeniteZero: WINNER
daneislazy: it's a long plan, been going for a while
NeonLemonade: oil!
Feltic: Oil!
RockPusher: OIL!
ferretbadger84: Oil!
TacitusVigil: Yep.
MerrimanLyon: I mean. yeah
Grenevil: Hmmm... I keep trying to figure out which one is the Chat card and I'm always wrong.
Rhynerd: Oil!
MrThirdParty: Graham is The Brain!
ConchShell_VII: Oil!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Oil!
Eklinaar: Oil, the true answer.
thehappypurplehippo: oil!
llamacake522: OiOi
ExhaustedElox: MILK!
KeiranCoon: I'm more for Viggo Mortensen
Lysander_Gustav: Oh my god
ZeniteZero: OMG
Contiguouskittycat: EWWWW!
J4Y_4NDY: Too real
dakotawheatley: OMG
RockPusher: lrrEFF that wizard
NeonLemonade: oh thats really good
thehappypurplehippo: yum
MerrimanLyon: That's what the spell needs!
Macheya: Gross
Theycallmejokke: Geeezus
Rhynerd: Ew
Frankenfruity: why!?!
Boros_Burger_Battalion: ME TOO
Thylian1: oh *** FeelsBadMan
El_Spectre: What's step 22?
SnowB0und: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Franklin_Marklin: Gross
llamacake522: DansGame
Rhynerd: that poor wizard.
wibblemonster: Meisbored is a smelly turtle nutsack
Camail: i almost started crying
amative1: Step 2: ???
rrtycoon2: Step 1 and number 2.
Boros_Burger_Battalion: Cum up with a plan
Laserbeaks_Fury: but we are talking about #2
Grenevil: Is the wizard Orko?
ZeniteZero: This step is the MVP of the plan Kappa
NimrodXIV: oh, I haven't played this game in too long... I missed it
WabisabiEvan: My plan for world domination begins with more dots
Finalsora811: I'm crying.
KartoffelKaiser: wouldn't shitting be step 2 Kappa
Ta_Panda: It sounds like step 2 to me
Sarah_Serinde: !highlight step 1
ZeniteZero: Oil!!!
Spacecarl: I mean step one involved both steps 1 and 2
Flea_Hastings: Spending lots of money does reasonably come before everything else.
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Karfsma778: Oil!
kpiozero: Step 2, I don't wanna know what step 2 is
Nightvalien28: oil was the best
TacitusVigil: Oil seems the obvious winner
justwhatever_idk: @Boros_Burger_Battalion go home
bmac_oceanusborealis: 'Step 5 is Profit' wow that's a deep dive
Tiber727: The plan is to make the Wizard thinks your enemy is the one who did it.
FireBasilisk53: oil might take it for me
Rhynerd: Oil!
cddento: I like Oil and White half of Obama
Boros_Burger_Battalion: :p
crashdownreg: Alex pls stop flicking your cards this isn't magic NotLikeThis
Pinary: Man, you can really tell the magic players of the group
deyja429: Uhh... I'm ust a henchman
MrThirdParty: Pretend it's Animaniacs and you're the Brain
HazaTheRaider: chain iiiit
ZeniteZero: WE ROCK CHAT
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: CHAT IN FIRST
MC_GigglePants: WOOO
AnotherEli: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
t3h_f1gm3nt: WE'RE SO GOOD AT THIS CHAT!
FriskyMantis: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: yesssssssss
JA_Pinkerton: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Edgarware: NOW we're in the lead!
splatty1: YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHH
Ta_Panda: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
Karfsma778: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
ConchShell_VII: Air horns!
NeonLemonade: SeemsGood
Dr_fragenstien: PogChamp
Macheya: lrrHORN
Phillammon: Chat is now winning
Frankenfruity: YEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
tim19862: WOO
northernlightning: WOOOOO
JA_Pinkerton: CHAT #1
Naxochils: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Nightvalien28: lrrHORN
Maddrius: x3!!!!!!
Theycallmejokke: Chat cruching it
Couraster: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
MC_GigglePants: I think we're tied for lead
NullColaShip: cheer50
Phillammon: what the hell
Thylian1: GJ chat
pedrodamoth: Woooooo
kpiozero: WHOO
llamacake522: WE DA BEST
Frankenfruity: We're killing it!
Ragephoenix: Percival represent
Moonstruckragamuffin: lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT
PyreDynasty: lrrCOW lrrCOW
Grenevil: Yeah! Fallout FTW!
Rhynerd: Thanks, Graham!
amative1: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Hotliquidjello: *wags tail*
barbarianras: chat kicks ***
JA_Pinkerton: KAPOW
cloudwizard13: good job chat
solahwin_tampramain: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
AnotherEli: Gotta get in on that meta
tim19862: RNG FTW!
JuniorRoll: we rule
crazycommie87: lrrAWESOME
Frankenfruity: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Thylian1: lol serge
anonynym: BACK TO BACK!
rrtycoon2: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Redbassist: lrrGOAT
MilkTaoist: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
deinonychus24: We're winning again!
JA_Pinkerton: KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW KAPOW
thehappypurplehippo: #GoChat
TacitusVigil: Bloom Watch 2017
Undertowst: Who was the Wizard?
minicrayfish: Yes we are king
Finalsora811: Are we playing toward a specific number or just playing until done?
Ragephoenix: Who *** in the book and pissed in the hat?
Lysander_Gustav: oh
ZeniteZero: BlessRNG Praise RNG, chat BlessRNG
Thylian1: Code REd
Karfsma778: Sean Penn.
Navi_Chem: 3 times
Dr_fragenstien: Oh no
Undertowst: PISS!
SnowB0und: Gushing Grany!
northernlightning: oh boy
Phillammon: Oh no
xantos69: I love the out of context "....Yea." From Graham
Monogoliensis: Bees?
aWabbajack: Mt. McDew?
ExhaustedElox: Mountain Dew: Nothing.
Macheya: Aw, PISS would be so good here
Maddrius: crush a dew!
Phillammon: this is gonna go south FAST
fishmanfishfish: how about that mountain dew america?
thehappypurplehippo: Yea
TacitusVigil: Red, White, and Dew. They just mixed three flavors together.
Mattmitchell45: We need to know about the Wizard Shit!
Shenandygains: There's Mountain Dew-S-A now
aClonedPickle: is there a "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong" card
Thylian1: Piss would be great
Frankenfruity: @Macheya YES!
Earthenone: DeweyMcDewface?
SirSlipps: I mean, Dew S A is a thing now
J4Y_4NDY: Who is winning?
RagingTrees: mtn dew bees?
Zyme86: Skeletor wins with a powered exoskeleton itwould be a guddam wing suit
Naxochils: They've done like 3 Mtn. Dew naming contests
Samwhite7777: Piss
TheNeRD14: Mountain Dew: Pepsi Crystal
splatty1: mountain dew: vehicular manslaughter
TacitusVigil: Now, right, Dew-S-A
PsychoI3oy: aClonedPickle i wouldn't be surprised
northernlightning: i feel like 'a hopeless amount of spiders' is strong in basically any situation
Couraster: Mountain Dew: Origins
Snes_Controller: Didn't 4Chan take over it and make the winning flavor "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong"?
linecardioidparabola: estus flask
SnowB0und: Mountain Dew: Sierra Miss
Naxochils: Someone i know said Dew-S-A was pretty good
r4v5: Wasn't one of the flavors "gushing granny"?
balthazar9999: what is the score?
All_mankind: playing along at home with own cards: "Mailman"
pedrodamoth: Dewy Mcdewyface
MC_GigglePants: Was it the sloth?!
daneislazy: Earthenone nice, was about to say that but was eating
Rhynerd: Mountain Dew: Revengeance
Zanzabar_: baja blast KappaHD
Louie_Salmon: Yes, I love that 4chan story
NeonLemonade: Mountain Dew: Revelations
SnowB0und: @r4v5 Yup
cddento: What was it
anonynym: I'm impressed by how decisive Alex is. He's always first to submit.
Riandisa: Yeah current new one is DEW.S.A. ...mix of voltage, white out, and code red
LackingSanity_: Mountain Dew Shitting in a Wizard's Spellbook and Jizzing in his Hat
Dr_fragenstien: I though it was grandma's spunk
Shenandygains: Mountain Dew: Me
ZeniteZero: LMAO
Lysander_Gustav: Windmill slam
thehappypurplehippo: PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt lrrHORN
ConchShell_VII: ***
mercano82: Mountain Dew: The White Half of Barac Obama.
ferretbadger84: Liz is
azninsect: Oh, oh no
Thylian1: LMFAO
justwhatever_idk: Good one
tim19862: haha wow
llamacake522: OH
Frankenfruity: ROFL
northernlightning: ohhhh man
azninsect: ALEX GDI
SnowB0und: That one's really hard to find
Macheya: PogChamp
BusTed: Quite extreme.
vorox4: Um.
crashdownreg: doesn't exist 4Head
justwhatever_idk: You have to lick it
Rhynerd: Dew the Clitoris
cddento: Straight to the sex joke
charlesgorillionaire: DO THE DEW
tim19862: haha
Thylian1: YEEEESSSSSS
orionsrise1: you can't find any !
superkooky: It just goes to show that meta-play, combined with absurdism secondary to total randomness is why chat is succeeding.
thehappypurplehippo: DansGame DansGame DansGame
LackingSanity_: Having 'The' in there really makes it
Lysander_Gustav: Sounds plausible
Dmc3628: micheal bay sends his regards
tim19862: ok?
thehappypurplehippo: legit
All_mankind: explosions, strong
Thylian1: thats an actual thing right? Kappa
tim19862: eww
r4v5: God Alex's joke was so solid
ExhaustedElox: Why is that not a flavor already?!
barbarianras: Super nova was a flavor
SacrificialToast: uuuh
Macheya: Sprunk Grenade-Shaped Can!
fishmanfishfish: also known as 30 minutes after drinking mountain dew
azninsect: UHHHH
NarishmaReborn: yum
ZeniteZero: PogChamp
Sitiran: which is what you want after drinking mtn dew
tim19862: hehe
Thylian1: ummmm?
tim19862: wow
Couraster: Mountain Dew: lrrFRUMP
Skyboss1996: Mt Dew : Graham Stark's Face
Sektor88: ummm
HazaTheRaider: HELL
Thylian1: LUL
tim19862: lol
DigitalSeahorse: :D
Drazoth: Which part of Gra lrrHAM
Frankenfruity: HURRAY!
ExhaustedElox: That was so good.
AussiePMMalcolmTurnbull: I need a picture of a can of "Mountain Dew: Graham Stark Flavour"
xantos69: PHRASING!
ChaosInfest: "I have to give it to the clitoris" - Cam
ZeniteZero: "Don't we all?" Kappa
kpiozero: hurraj
Camail: we all try to give it to it
All_mankind: give it up for the clitoris
BusTed: Nice.
NeonLemonade: mount'n do
Hotliquidjello: What's the score?
Thylian1: B-b-but 8 ounces....
MrPhlip: Kappa !addquote (Cameron) I have to give it to the clitoris.
J4Y_4NDY: The rarest of the Dews
NimrodXIV: "I have to give it to the clitoris" - Cam
PyreDynasty: Mt. Dew S. A.
Frankenfruity: Pandering chat! :)
silenceaux: Dammit Liz XD
Thylian1: who had 8 ounces?
fishmanfishfish: Thank you, Sir Phlip
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: MrPhlip good choice of adding quote
Navi_Chem: the clitoris also works here
Dr_fragenstien: I'd drink gharam stark Kappa
JA_Pinkerton: Mr Dew The Clitoris
KPancrazio: the clitoris would also work here
Frankenfruity: Clitoris again?
Undertowst: The Clitoris?
ExhaustedElox: This could be really interesting
SnowB0und: One of my favorite black cards
anonynym: Chat knows where its bread is buttered
Frankenfruity: LOL
Hotliquidjello: "the ghengis khan music video" is that a card?
confusedthespian: how late is this gonna run?
AnSq00: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 11:00:22.
mercano82: Now you need the clitoris card.
madmanoreo: Is there anywhere the clitoris doesn't work?
omnomtree: the true meaning of Christmas
All_mankind: "These witty wifi names"
Mattmitchell45: Yes, butts would also work
Rhynerd: Graham Stark would also work here
Thylian1: @MrPhlip but actually...
ZeniteZero: Show the clit PogChamp
JA_Pinkerton: "I must show you Graham Stark's ass"
Thylian1: ^
amative1: "the world... shining, shimmering, spendid."
Eklinaar: "Before I kill you, Mr Bond, I must show you the white half of Barack Obama."
t3h_f1gm3nt: @MrPhlip i dont think that got added?
Undertowst: James Turner's Butt!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Graham is all about how it scans
MC_GigglePants: Graham Stark's Butt would work even better
J4Y_4NDY: Does anyone know the score?
ZeniteZero: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MrPhlip: t3h_f1gm3nt: Yes, that was intentional
Rhynerd: Actually, all of the Mtn Dew cards could work here.
Contiguouskittycat: Mass EFFECT!
Sektor88: looool. Alex card for sure
Camail: The Dream
Skyboss1996: That's a good start
Thylian1: HAHAHA
rrtycoon2: No, that's Austin Powers.
tim19862: O____O
rendelnep: that's Austin Powers
northernlightning: ahahaha
NimrodXIV: Play to the judge
sleepyham: CLANG CLANG CLANG
Dmc3628: thats a good start
t3h_f1gm3nt: @MrPhlip awwww....that's fair :P
Sitiran: DEATH BY SNOO SNOO
mercano82: Death by Snoo-snoo
ExhaustedElox: I know much more than I need to about your plan suddenly.
Dr_fragenstien: Does bond get to participate?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: WWJD
tim19862: umm
ZeniteZero: WOW
AussiePMMalcolmTurnbull: You monster!
Thylian1: AWWW
thehappypurplehippo: 0____0
tim19862: LOL
cddento: OH NOOOOO
Moonstruckragamuffin: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Skyboss1996: That's a long time
ConchShell_VII: O_O
WabisabiEvan: That sounds like cam
Jlhonors: Ouch.
Thylian1: Wow that was real
ZeniteZero: PogChamp
Eklinaar: "Before I kill you, Mr. Bond, I must show you reverse racism."
arcaneIllumination: What Jesus would do, not what the villain is GOING to do.
CavThree1: LUL
ExhaustedElox: That sounds like an actual Bond villain
Dmc3628: from my JAWS
tim19862: hehe
PsychoI3oy: also austin powers
Frankenfruity: hahahaha
anonynym: "All I wanna do / is break a bone or two / with a metal woman"
ZeniteZero: WINNER
JuniorRoll: They did that film already
TacitusVigil: Isn't that Casino Royale?
NeonLemonade: PogChamp
Skyboss1996: SAY THE WORDS
Matt_LRR: Casino Royale
ChaosInfest: WINNER
tim19862: welp
northernlightning: ohhhh boy
Sektor88: DO IT STEACY
mercano82: Wow, that brings back the end of Casino Royal
Grenevil: Got him!
azninsect: WINNER
Thylian1: PogChamp
BusTed: We have a winner.
ExhaustedElox: SAY IT!
SnowB0und: !!!
Rhynerd: Alex is dying
Phillammon: winner found
claritycasey: BRING IT
Couraster: RIP ALEX
NimrodXIV: we have a winner
ExhaustedElox: SAY IT OUT LOUD!
Moonstruckragamuffin: lrrFINE
Nightvalien28: SAY IT
Juliamon: s a y i t
ConchShell_VII: SAY IT
Ignatiuspants: well, SOMEBODY just won
Zyme86: RIP alex
northernlightning: alex is broken
Karfsma778: !rip
Thylian1: DO IT
thehappypurplehippo: SAY IT!
llamacake522: SPEAK
Zyme86: We have a winner
ZeniteZero: ALEX BROKE
Edgarware: This kills the Alex
MerrimanLyon: Oh no, a giggle loop
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Riandisa: love that Alex is here
Frankenfruity: TINY HORSE!!!
Nightvalien28: he can't do it
Frankenfruity: 100%
dakotawheatley: DOOOOOIT
ConchShell_VII: Say it, Alex!
vegasturm: rifle hog?
solahwin_tampramain: s a y i t
Finalsora811: Alex.exe has stopped working.
RockPusher: Alex.exe has encountered an error
xantos69: lolz
Rhynerd: He broke.
J4Y_4NDY: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
tim19862: heh
xantos69: a what?
Frankenfruity: oh
Enmity777: lolol
sleepyham: a what?
Dmc3628: i call him MR. STABBY
ExhaustedElox: It's like so metal and everything
dakotawheatley: lrrFINE
BusTed: A for-real lizard that shoots blood from its eyes
PsychoI3oy: i think i saw that lizard on reddit today
Thylian1: oh
thehappypurplehippo: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
AnotherEli: lrrFRUMP
Radyin: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3d, 5:19:06.
thehappypurplehippo: !help
ExhaustedElox: Is this villain like 13?
Skyboss1996: No, Mr. Bond! For real! It shoots blood from its eyes!
KartoffelKaiser: I'm laughing about as hard as alex was right now
Dr_fragenstien: I just imagine the villan is so exited to show bond his cool thing
jakale: before I kill you I gotta show you this youtube video I just saw
Middlegirl: @LoadingReadyRun Out of curiosity, will the VOD of this go on YouTube in parts or as one giant stream?
rendelnep: ahhhhh. ow
Hotliquidjello: hooo, now i'm crying too
All_mankind: my face hurts
northernlightning: i am dead
DigitalSeahorse: happy tears
Ignatiuspants: is... somebody keeping score?
SnowB0und: @Middlegirl I think they split up last years
Mattmitchell45: Who was Scrotum Tickling?
Couraster: !highlight a for-real lizard!
LRRbot: Highlight added.
DigitalSeahorse: don't die from laughing! :o
ChaosInfest: @Middlegirl It has been one whole thing in the past, from memory
rrtycoon2: That'd be a good crapshoot.
Rhynerd: @rrtycoon2 i second this
Mattmitchell45: Chat did want to know that
ConchShell_VII: We were the suffering that pervades all existence! Nice!
mercano82: What was char then?
cddento: Pokemon one then
Thylian1: Pokemon?
Eklinaar: @ConchShell_VII We ARE the suffering that pervades all existence.
AnotherEli: But she's not wearing sleeves
Dmc3628: Mario Kart rage and Saltmines
SerpentSunrise: Chat is all about pokemon
PsychoI3oy: no the pokemon one was Serge
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stevestein: Me and your mom
Lysander_Gustav: lemme smash
northernlightning: ohhhhh boy
thehappypurplehippo: !lrr
LRRbot: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW Visit LoadingReadyRun: http://loadingreadyrun.com/
Feltic: Hamsters and Other Hamsters
Maddrius: this should be good
aberdasher: I think we were suffering that pervades.
Frankenfruity: LIZ always gets doubles :)
firehazard_k: Lemme smash
Macheya: The Hulk and Loki.
amative1: "Graham Stark" and "James Turner's butt"
Karfsma778: lrrDOTS
ConchShell_VII: @Eklinaar I mean that's true but you're not supposed to say it
ZeniteZero: Solid try, chat
Laserbeaks_Fury: damnit I've got a ab cramp
Skyboss1996: Take a thing! Take another thing! BOOM. {Combined thing!}
BusTed: For real you guys.
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firehazard_k: Lemme smash bird
superkooky: We will create the real Barack Obama, by combining his two halves
Thylian1: lets go chat
All_mankind: i'm going with "all the food bloggers in Sweden" and "A truly massive spaceship"
Macheya: Between birb and birb
NeonLemonade: graham's butt and james' butt
Wolfy098: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 11:05:07.
tim19862: heh
crashdownreg: Large Hamster Collider
Rhynerd: Tits and ***
tim19862: daww
Finalsora811: Between Barack Obama's Black Half and Barack Obama's White Half.
mercano82: Yeah, the black half and the white half of Barack Obama would have been a sweet combo.
JA_Pinkerton: NeonLemonade - graham's butt and james' face
Eklinaar: @BusTed For real!
Hlmclen: the white half and black half of obama would be fuuny
azninsect: awww Liz thats actually really nice :3
Karfsma778: Aids and Smallpox blankets
randus2003: the black and white half of Obama
Rhynerd: Tabletop day is ab day.
Sektor88: not bad
Skyboss1996: Aaaayyy. Too lit, dude
MC_GigglePants: good stuff
firehazard_k: alex gave me washboard abs
Hotliquidjello: Dear Dr Paul: could you request a score count?
NimrodXIV: strong
SirSlipps: TwitchLit
ExhaustedElox: So much angst
mercano82: That answer is kind of meh
AnotherEli: ew
RomanReignsIsBooty: A collision between Graham Starks face, and James Turner's Butt
All_mankind: the comeback of the exisentialist 3-year-old?
WabisabiEvan: huh
Skyboss1996: Uh?
Thylian1: WutFace
sleepyham: wtf
tim19862: uhhh
RockPusher: Chat?
Frankenfruity: hahaha
nikasaur: that ios upsetting
t3h_f1gm3nt: it could be a burn
Louie_Salmon: Note: Ennui is the essence of boredom.
mercano82: That's a cycle.
firehazard_k: UHH
Skyboss1996: Chaaat? Chaaat? Cameron?
Max_Fan: Erm?
Rhynerd: I didn't do it.
RagingTrees: ALL of the single ladies in the HLC
tim19862: Alex]
BusTed: Uh huh.
RagingTrees: LHC
Zakk_Z: I mean it works
Thylian1: ummm
Macheya: That's chat.
Skyboss1996: And?
Eklinaar: Physicists are observing the collision between a streamer having a little trouble in a video game and Chat's unsolicited advice.
Sektor88: ummm
Skyboss1996: oh
nikasaur: HSHHHHHAHHHHAHAHAHH
NimrodXIV: and?
Thylian1: ?
BusTed: Torsey?
tim19862: hehe
Phyrrist: SIR?
Nightvalien28: what the ***
ZeniteZero: I see what you did there xD
KeiranCoon: !adult
LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
Sitiran: LOL
dakotawheatley: ?
Frankenfruity: LMFAO
daneislazy: LoadingReadyRun as long as it's not the chooser, whoever grab's chat's card could actually just look at it
spawnofhastur: !adult
LRRbot: I need a different adult!
Jlhonors: It seems so obvious now.
Ta_Panda: kstarkSir
firehazard_k: got there
justwhatever_idk: !pardonfuck
LRRbot: lrrEFF 1 pardon-fuck for Cards Against Humanity on AFK
BusTed: Hey, both of those said 'horse.'
MerrimanLyon: wow
ExhaustedElox: It's the horse
Max_Fan: kstarkSir
RockPusher: Tastes like horse...
Skyboss1996: PISS
PyreDynasty: I've been through the desert on a horse with no legs
ZeniteZero: ALEX
azninsect: i mean
tim19862: hahah
mercano82: That way the horse doesn't kick you when...
GlorySeer: More piss, more piss!
Skyboss1996: Piss Book
SnowB0und: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Twitch channel, not the woods.
BusTed: Hahaha.
ChinchillaTheHun: Ha!
The_Wind_And_I: Cameron's cheeky grin.
azninsect: XD
PyreDynasty: pleasew no
Eklinaar: Taht was either Alex or that was us.
ExhaustedElox: Well, they are European
BusTed: So designer.
All_mankind: make way for pess
Thylian1: CAM
jakale: the biggest band
dougma: kstarkSir kstarkSir
Naxochils: I liked Liz's pause before reading ***
jakale: bang*
confusedthespian: mana a piss-fuck stack, a piss-fuck stack
The_Wind_And_I: YES.
nikasaur: @mercano82 "feels good to have cum in my face"
tim19862: hahaha
tim19862: why
Macheya: Consistency is key!
Ta_Panda: kstarkSir
kpiozero: so much pizza
claritycasey: it's a stack of fuck-piss?
superkooky: Is piss like the basic island of the box?
BusTed: Preferably not the same pizza.
SirSlipps: this round kicked ***
claritycasey: on top of itself.... :O
Sitiran: these are good
saucemaster5000: Can I go to this lab?
PyreDynasty: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrJUDGE
Skyboss1996: Good round
Eklinaar: @BusTed Unless you're into that.
tim19862: eww'
LackingSanity_: More concepts than objects, but thematically on point
claritycasey: lrrSPOOP
Grenevil: Same people, Paul. That's why it's worth scientific study.
Skyboss1996: YOOO
Edgarware: WHAT
t3h_f1gm3nt: R U SRS?!?!?
splatty1: yeyeyeyeye
ZeniteZero: WTF CHAT
BusTed: I only worry about hygiene.
azninsect: OH YEEEEEEES
Karfsma778: lrrGOAT
ferretbadger84: lrrSPOOP lrrGOAT
RockPusher: Brings new meaning to interdisciplinary
AnotherEli: The pizza should have won
lufty13: ayy
Skyboss1996: CHAT GOT IT
Ta_Panda: Whut
MC_GigglePants: AAAYYYYY
All_mankind: i like colliding concepts
tim19862: WOOO
Juliamon: WE ARE THE BEST
Sektor88: HAHAh
Frankenfruity: WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!
Thylian1: YES
ZeniteZero: WE ARE THE BEST
Suffix: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Edgarware: I DONT BELIEVE YOU
Thylian1: WOW
ExhaustedElox: YAAAAS!!!!
mercano82: Wow
northernlightning: WHAT
Moonstruckragamuffin: lrrSPOOP
MerrimanLyon: We're magic
PyreDynasty: Chat has powers
Maddrius: x4 !!!!!!
NimrodXIV: WHAT
ConchShell_VII: R U SRS?!?!
cloudwizard13: we're a wizard
kpiozero: NO
BusTed: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Theycallmejokke: \o/ Chat for the win!
Macheya: lrrDOTS lrrHORN lrrARROW
kpiozero: NO WAY
FriskyMantis: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Max_Fan: WOO! lowZ
firehazard_k: PISS AND ***
Frankenfruity: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Rhynerd: So, they eat tiny pizzas while havinf sex on them?
rrtycoon2: I thought we were the slim jims
mjihde: Damn we're good
DigitalSeahorse: that's quite the topping...I think most places would charge extra for that :P
NullColaShip: cheer50
angryoptimist: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
aberdasher: Chat is too good.
JA_Pinkerton: KappaPride KappaPride KappaPride KappaPride KappaPride KappaPride CHAT WINS !
ExhaustedElox: lrrHORN lrrSACK lrrHORN lrrSACK lrrHORN lrrSACK lrrHORN lrrSACK
dougma: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
amative1: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN 4 Points!
Franklin_Marklin: Sweet!
bawkbawkboo1: How are we doing this?
Frankenfruity: We kick ass!
darkalter2000: Chat is GOD.
ChinchillaTheHun: <3 Cam
Ragephoenix: We're the internet. We're obviously Weed Everyday.
Skyboss1996: Pre-Teens and Weed. Go chat.
Karfsma778: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Moonstruckragamuffin: ARE WE A WIZARD!
solahwin_tampramain: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
ZeniteZero: Chat, r u a wiz0rd? tatOshi
Pimptimus_Prime: We are the best!
SacrificialToast: how could chat have won a 2 card round
dakotawheatley: merchPride merchPride merchPride merchPride merchPride merchPride merchPride merchPride merchPride merchPride merchPride merchPride merchPride
silenceaux: It's the ennui extinction event
Rhynerd: Our time has come!
Pimptimus_Prime: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
RagingTrees: Kappa check
Eklinaar: So how long before we get an app that allows us to actually be a player in this game?
J4Y_4NDY: We're the best around. Nothing's ever gonna keep us down!
barbarianras: High fives, Team Chat
Thylian1: random cards turns out to be strictly better
All_mankind: conceptual mass acceleration, the wave of the future
Frankenfruity: Chat has 4!
northernlightning: we're doing better at this than i ever did when i played it
Thylian1: Kappa
RockPusher: Chat is magic jamieMagic
Rhynerd knocks on wood
tim19862: wasn't it "on que"?
Middlegirl: I would be excited, but all I can muster is ennui.
Snes_Controller: You guys should stop guessing what the chat's entry was
Gothic_Monkey: snap into a slim jim
GlorySeer: Percival is winning!
Grenevil: We're pretty fantastic.
thehappypurplehippo: knock on wood
TacitusVigil: Percival is our mascot :D
solahwin_tampramain does to
Dmc3628: twitchsalt
Skyboss1996: The curative powers of BUTTS
ani_laurel: what does it say that you arent beating the control
All_mankind: ennui
spawnofhastur: Lance Armstrong's Missing Testicle is the best answer here.
WabisabiEvan: Oh this has the potential to cast some real shade
flikerz1: the red sea?
Frankenfruity: Percival is our representative :)
Rhynerd: Graham stark's butt.
Undertowst: A Face Full of Horse Cum!
JA_Pinkerton: The curative powers of Graham Stark's Butt !
northernlightning: having sex on top of pizzas.
daneislazy: wooo, i'm somebody
t3h_f1gm3nt: Serge is kill
Feltic: !chat
Navi_Chem: Hi seres head
Pimptimus_Prime: Peanut Butter Enimas!
splatty1: you have made a mistake serge
barbarianras: Curative powers of Chat!
tim19862: heh
ExhaustedElox: We're in your head Serge!
LastResistance: woo I'm in Serge's head!
vorox4: Is Chat's card just random?
Eklinaar: The curative powers of Graham Stark's ass?
Moonstruckragamuffin: NVR
rrtycoon2: We rule this coffee head now!
amative1: Serge! We're in your mind!
FITorion: no I like it here
mjihde: Can you hear us Serge?
Skyboss1996: Salads?
ZeniteZero: But Serge's head is cool :o
JuniorRoll: What damage can we do in here?
ferretbadger84 invades serge's mind
Kraest: SERGE I AM IN YOU
TheGreyRabbit: Chat belongs in your heart not your head
Macheya: You know, you're here forever, Serge!
Grenevil: Too late. We're taking over Serge's brain.
Ragephoenix: Please Serge, if chat was in your head, you wouldn't be sitting straight right now. You'd be in a coma.
aberdasher: vorox4 correct
RockPusher: Noooo, what did Serge do to deserve us in his head!
Finalsora811: Percival is ADORABLE. I'm glad he's our mascot.
ChaosInfest: We will never leave Serge's head Paul
ConchShell_VII: I like it.
ExhaustedElox: We'll always be here now, Serge
Riandisa: But its nice and cozy here!
KPancrazio taps the mic. "Hello Serge."
Pinary: This is my voice in Serge's head
Bowman427: COFFEE
Onehalfcupflour: Twitch Plays Serge?
Itazu: i'm the little voice in your head, Serge
Zakk_Z: Pac man uncontroably guzzelling ***
NarishmaReborn: more curative than what they usually go for
ElFuzzy: What are they playing to?
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Serge) [now] I got chat in my head.
LRRbot: New quote #4173: "I got chat in my head." —Serge [2017-04-29]
JohnLockeCole: we will not get out of serge's head, we live here now
crashdownreg: inside Serge's head Kreygasm
Pharmacistjudge: there is no such thing as "alternative medicine" there is "unproven medicine" or "stuff we have proven doesn't work"
Rhynerd: I don't know how to get out of Serge.
Max_Fan: Zerg Rush Serge's mind. lowZ
tim19862: it's a pleasant head
Pimptimus_Prime: @vorox4 It is indeed random.
Frankenfruity: Last Crapshot!
arcaneIllumination: NEVER! We ;ove here now!
firehazard_k: SO MUCH COFFEE
Gothic_Monkey: never
thehappypurplehippo: what was the question?
Rhynerd: Serge, where is your exit?
confusedthespian: ily Serge
anonynym: CHAT IS THE JUDGE NOW!
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Paul) [now] Chat, get out of Serge's head.
LRRbot: New quote #4174: "Chat, get out of Serge's head." —Paul [2017-04-29]
Halvhir: ooh, retro
loki_lxix: the background is severely lacking enough Golden Owl.
vorox4: Thanks.
minicrayfish: It's so roomy in here
Louie_Salmon: If you're seeing this, the chat is already inside your eye.
Skyboss1996: No drinking, Liz
mjihde: lrrHERE
tim19862: lol
ZeniteZero: GOTTEM
vorox4: :)
going_medium: spit joke?
tim19862: LOL
Amadeus484: Should NOT have drank that.
Eklinaar: +1 spittake
Karfsma778: lrrHERE
NimrodXIV: LIZ
Thylian1: NICE
Sitiran: feliciaCreep KappaPride I love you Serge KappaPride feliciaCreep
Nightvalien28: WHY ARE YOU DRINKING
DigitalSeahorse: it does cure!
rrtycoon2: lrrCOW
thehappypurplehippo: !quote
NarishmaReborn: Sounds likely
Skyboss1996: eww
LackingSanity_: Alex y
DigitalSeahorse: cures infectiously
ExhaustedElox: It's a crystal, Cori!
HazaTheRaider: that sounds like a real thing
Pimptimus_Prime: Dear Lord!
tim19862: ewww noooo
BusTed: WutFace
NimrodXIV: vomit vomit vomit
Middlegirl: I feel like we're going to get a spit-take at some point.
Darth_Wooper: kstarkNope
DigitalSeahorse: ohgeez
Edgarware: dang it chat
ZeniteZero: We are sick, chat
Thylian1: WutFace
nikasaur: there's a quote
spawnofhastur: Alex knows a lot about jizz apparently.
splatty1: shots fired
Feltic: Damnit Liz
RockPusher: Serge burns chat
cloudwizard13: tru tho
Ragephoenix: WOWWWWWW.
Finalsora811: Dammit, Liz!
t3h_f1gm3nt: WELL TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL LIZ!
RavingPenguin: We tried Chat
aWabbajack: Binding of Issac
ConchShell_VII: Is anybody keeping score?
El_Spectre: ow!
Macheya: The whole thing, obviously!
Eklinaar: Yeah, chat was the afterbirth.
JA_Pinkerton: afterbirth was better then jizz
Snes_Controller: lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF lrrEFF
MrThirdParty: we're gross
BusTed: LIZ
Frankenfruity: We were close again!
Aeralynx96: :(
nikasaur: technically that's not new medicine, it's very VERY old medicine
Ragephoenix: That hurts Liz. That hurts.
Dr_fragenstien: <3
JA_Pinkerton: alex stole that point
manfred909: Dammit Liz
AnotherEli: Oh, *** that hurts
mercano82: Who was the magic wand?
Pharmacistjudge: kstarkHeart
orionsrise1: gotta take a bite of the afterbirth
Bowman427: kstarkHeart
Grenevil: Awww. You ARE the shiny rock, Serge.
Skyboss1996: "tasteful"
silenceaux: Chat will remember this
Thylian1: yes
Ta_Panda: kstarkHeart
Sektor88: oh yessss
Thylian1: good card
tim19862: go deep
ExhaustedElox: Yeah, sure, Serge
BusTed: Why start now?
Dmc3628: G star ***
jakale: Icould see that being actual suggestion from some ancient medicine book like Pliny the Elder's stuff
All_mankind: the curative power of shutting the lrrFF up
ZeniteZero: OH MY GOD
Pimptimus_Prime: The D
TheNeRD14: Who wasted a shiny rock?
WabisabiEvan: Oh oh yes
Macheya: Was it sushi? Good lord.
Pharmacistjudge: How is dinner cheaper than your suit??!?
MC_GigglePants: This is a great *** card
DarkNacht: A bigger blacker dick
firehazard_k: OH NO
RavingPenguin: Shoulda saved Jizz for this round
NimrodXIV: jizz was already played
TacitusVigil: Good news: Jizz has already been used, so
thehappypurplehippo: We Will Remember This Day, Serge.
Frankenfruity: Jizz again? :D
ZeniteZero: Please, someone have a "bigger, blacker dick"...
Rhynerd: A pile of severed heads?
splatty1: it us
confusedthespian: Jizzz...
GlorySeer: Why did 'jizz' already get played?
Monogoliensis: a windmill full of corpses
Pimptimus_Prime: Pizza..
J4Y_4NDY: The face full of blank
aClonedPickle: chat acting like there's a shortage of jizz
Macheya: @Pharmacistjudge What? Suits should always be more expensive than dinner.
Ragephoenix: Go Left!
Rhynerd: Bees?
Dr_fragenstien: We're not winning this one :(
Jlhonors: Just chattin
Thylian1: A panting Leather Daddy
Skyboss1996: Coming this summer, "That's so Chat!"
Edgarware: Oh, you!
Middlegirl: All of this blood (which is my favorite card)
Pinary: Everybody Loves Chat!
Louie_Salmon: That's So Chat
aWabbajack: emtJD
ZeniteZero: HAHAHAHAHAHA
azninsect: WHOAAAAAAA
FriskyMantis: LOL
Thylian1: wow
thehappypurplehippo: MEOW!
Dmc3628: DAMN
tim19862: hehe
The_Wind_And_I: Strong start.
NeonLemonade: oh that's really strong
Ragephoenix: WHOA.
SacrificialToast: ahahahah
Skyboss1996: whoooo
ExhaustedElox: Ohhhhhhhhh yeah
ChaosInfest: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
FickleMuse: That so goood
NimrodXIV: WOW
PyreDynasty: um
NarishmaReborn: consensual! nice!
Eklinaar: Stream's over. Good stream.
Ta_Panda: Yesssssss
Pimptimus_Prime: Daaaaaaym!
triptaphane: Steamy
justwhatever_idk: PAUL
BusTed: I mean, beforehand.
Karfsma778: !adult
LRRbot: I need a better adult!
t3h_f1gm3nt: OH GDI PAUL!!!
firehazard_k: I CANT BREATHE
nikasaur: HAHHA
Thylian1: 50 Shades LOL
thehappypurplehippo: !adult
Jlhonors: ptttf
Sektor88: continous. enthusiastic. consent.
Naxochils: Is Surprise the safe word?
NimrodXIV: nice
Macheya: Ah, the Lupin Special.
orionsrise1: meta level dating
Skyboss1996: Nobody expects, nor wants, Nickleback
Ragephoenix: Suddenly Nickleback!
nikasaur: HAH
Snes_Controller: Look at this photograph!
Ignatiuspants: so THIS is how you remind them...
Thylian1: Surprise Nickelback ew
ZeniteZero: LUL
azninsect: THAT SHOULD NOT BE A SURPRISE
thehappypurplehippo: NOOOOOOO!
SkylerRingtail: Oh my god
Karfsma778: nooooooo
Eklinaar: Too real
NimrodXIV: oh no
ExhaustedElox: lol that's so perfect
VmKid: "Honey, you're pregnant."
justwhatever_idk: we finally got there
nikasaur: HAHAHHHAHA
Juliamon: THAT ONE.
Thylian1: WOW
rrtycoon2: That's the stealthing thing in the news, isn't it?
Pimptimus_Prime: Surprise! Religion!
Frankenfruity: LMAO
Jlhonors: These are all too good.
All_mankind: that would be a look
thehappypurplehippo: hahahahaha
firehazard_k: LOLOLOL
aberdasher: That's so good
NimrodXIV: :D
solahwin_tampramain: ok wow
Eklinaar: These are solid.
dakotawheatley: omg
arcaneIllumination: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 11:13:27.
Max_Fan: Wow
Lazy_Insomniac: Alex = dead
randus2003: clearly someone wasn't on board with the baby plan
ExhaustedElox: "And here's something I got from God."
aWabbajack: eew
ZeniteZero: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Boros_Burger_Battalion: Good thing that fdoesnt exist
Skyboss1996: Smegma. Gotta be smegma
justwhatever_idk: noooo
MC_GigglePants: WutFace
NeonLemonade: hahaha lmao
underhill33: nonononon
Dr_fragenstien: OH NO
delta__vee: all strong competitors this round
lufty13: hahahaha
triptaphane: Icky
dakotawheatley: LOL
tim19862: eww
confusedthespian: !!!
t3h_f1gm3nt: vomit vomit vomit vomit
TStodden: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3d, 6:35:59.
SacrificialToast: safe word was real good
Lagrangeismyhomie: Ugh
RockPusher: StinkyCheese
ReginaLucem: NOPE
Sitiran: WutFace
ExhaustedElox: "Oh... yeah.... about that."
Macheya: Classy status: Not achieved.
NimrodXIV: *snort*
PyreDynasty: That's it cancel the stream
triptaphane: Watch we are smegma
claritycasey: The religious one is the best one xp
Dracis183: Alex, with the appropriate shirt
manfred909: kstarkNope kstarkNope kstarkNope
Zakk_Z: all of these are too good
Lagrangeismyhomie: Paul "None of these things should be surprises" Saunders
Karfsma778: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3d, 6:38:01.
orionsrise1: Happy birthday, dick slime!
triptaphane: It's yeasty genital discharge FYI
firehazard_k: StinkyCheese StinkyCheese
Eklinaar: Chat IS an ugly face.
All_mankind: the tiniest shred of evidence that god is real is always so good
Skyboss1996: Chat was, and is, an ugly face. Kappa
tim19862: lol
Rhynerd: But we're cute boys
wench_tacular: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 11:17 PM
jakale: clearly these various people desire various expressions from this woman
mercano82: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 11:14:29.
SnowB0und: cheer200 Take it home!
ZeniteZero: Oh god
Lagrangeismyhomie: @Snes_Controller Google it...but seriously, don't google it.
Dmc3628: internet fame and all i got was unlimited salt
charlesgorillionaire: !updog
firehazard_k: this is metal
ExcitedScree: !updog
Camail: James' butt, then graham's butt
cloudwizard13: and an abortion
Skyboss1996: But we do have the best butts
dbhkyle: i;m so sad. Table top day is almost over! D:
kpiozero: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 11:14:46.
MC_GigglePants: We're a buncha ugly cute boys
claritycasey: oh hey what's up dog
RomanReignsIsBooty: !tabletop day
LRRbot: The games for Tabletop Day are (in order): Hero Quest, Crokinole, Betrayal at House on the Hill, Jenga, Red Dragon Inn, Nightmare III, Spyfall, and Cards Against Humanity [currently playing]
Thylian1: the pick 2 are the ones chat gets rekt on
PyreDynasty: Cute boys can have ugly faces
firehazard_k: we all the cute boys
Zakk_Z: golden fiddle, a shitty deal
triptaphane: You can be cute and also ugly
Ragephoenix: And we're starving children Graham. Don't forget the starving children.
Havok4: Like pugs
Louie_Salmon: Ugly face, but very cute rest of the body?
Karfsma778: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Cards Against Humanity (rating 100%) (overridden)
deyja429: Maybe it has to do with James' ass?
underhill33: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 211 (new subscribers: 53, returning subscribers: 157, new patrons: 1), bits cheered: 37166, new followers: 65
Laserbeaks_Fury: is "A golden Fiddle" a white card?
Macheya: You can be cute and ugly, it just takes a specific look.
aberdasher: 11 hour stream, holy shit.
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: So we're a cute afterbirth with an ugly face?
SirOctopus_: It was a bad idea to listen to lrr v humanity while on a ladder changing lightbulbs.
MilkTaoist: Aren't we also an afterbirth?
firehazard_k: WAIT ARE YURI ON ICE ?!
confusedthespian: Do it
Pimptimus_Prime: Don't ggogle search smegma, search in wikipedia.
Karfsma778: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
Eklinaar: Liz, this is Cards Against Humanity. Do it.
triptaphane: We can always critique it after
Pimptimus_Prime: google*
Frankenfruity: Controversial is what this game is!
glitchedprophetess: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3d, 6:47:24.
Zyme86: !gamegood
AnotherEli: Now is the time for controversy
TacitusVigil: Yes, Liz, yes. Give in to your hate.
Mattmitchell45: Go Liz, go
thehappypurplehippo: !up
darkalter2000: Go for it Liz.
northernlightning: chat: unbeatable
Gekyouryuu: there needs to be an overwatch pack with "50 loot boxes in a row with nothing new"
Skyboss1996: Give in, LIZ
Riandisa: Maybe chat's born with it, maybe they're cute boys with ugly faces?
mercano82: Do it, Liz. The worst they can do is throw you off the show.
RomanReignsIsBooty: you always have to end with Make a Haiku
Skyboss1996: DO IT
MrThirdParty: cheer100
Eklinaar: Inappropriate is appropriate in Cards Against Humanity.
barbarianras: we're in the lead!
anonynym: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
Nightvalien28: Gekyouryuu or "a hanzo main"
thehappypurplehippo: DO IT NOW!
mercano82: Chat does have the advantage of playing every round
SnowB0und: I'd buy an Overwatch CAH pack in a hot minute
dakotawheatley: cheer5000 THE BIGGER, BLACKER BOX
Middlegirl: If you're unsure, you either VERY SHOULD or you VERY SHOULDN'T.
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 11:16:07.
bv310: Should do the last haiku as a last round
ExhaustedElox: That's for ties
Macheya: lrrAWESOME
Skyboss1996: uh
justwhatever_idk: !updog
tim19862: wow
northernlightning: uhhhh
LoadingReadyRun: dakotawheatley thanks!
Skyboss1996: READ THE CARDS STARK
Hotliquidjello: cam face
t3h_f1gm3nt: OH NOOOOOOO!!!!!
Sektor88: ruhroh
azninsect: WHOAAAAAAA
ZeniteZero: WHOA
MC_GigglePants: NOOOOOOO
Ragephoenix: WHOAAAAA
Thylian1: OH ***
Pimptimus_Prime: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Edgarware: NOO
northernlightning: WHAT
Dix: oh god
lufty13: WHOAO
cloudwizard13: oops
NimrodXIV: WHOA
firehazard_k: HOOO
tim19862: O____O
JuniperP1: cheer500
triptaphane: WhoOOAAA
Frankenfruity: WOW
Lysander_Gustav: Yes
Sektor88: dohoho
justwhatever_idk: that was 16 years ago
AussiePMMalcolmTurnbull: So, I just stopped laughing
amative1: I was in 8th grade for that!
ZeniteZero: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
tim19862: haha
Rhynerd: Dear ****
Kraest: I...was in eighth grade for that
crazycommie87: Wat?!
Thylian1: ROFL
Zakk_Z: oh no
tim19862: LOL
firehazard_k: UHM
Lagrangeismyhomie: cheer750 I think I speak for us all when I say that LRR Streams is best stream.
firehazard_k: TOS
crazycommie87: WAT?!
mercano82: I think that was second graders, not eight graders.
thehappypurplehippo: Haiku! Haiku! Haiku! Haiku! Haiku! Haiku! Haiku! Haiku!
SnowB0und: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
FireBasilisk53: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
NeonLemonade: oh my
nikasaur: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
TacitusVigil: Not so obviously Chat now, huh? :P
ZeniteZero: LMAO
All_mankind: so, nothing
triptaphane: Better than the familiar stranger
tim19862: hehe
Dix: wooooooow
Lysander_Gustav: It's okay
thehappypurplehippo: lol
RockPusher: Good friends are hard to find!
Nightvalien28: hahahahahahaha
SkylerRingtail: Awww, Serge seems so flustered!
justwhatever_idk: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3d, 6:59:06.
Thylian1: FRIEND ZONED
tim19862: hahaha
Frankenfruity: ROFL
LackingSanity_: oh my goooooood
Sarah_Serinde: !highlight And that's FINE
Macheya: Everything went better than expected.
Moonstruckragamuffin: kstarkNope kstarkNope kstarkNope kstarkNope
Rhynerd: This is a strange Lemme Smash mod.
CanvasWolfDoll: lrrHORN lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrHORN
Hotliquidjello: FRIENDSHIP IS NOT A CONSOLATION PRIZE
t3h_f1gm3nt: PAUL PLZ
Eklinaar: Continuous Enthusiastic Consent!
LRRbot: Highlight added.
firehazard_k: FRIENDZONE
NimrodXIV: Graham pls
Lysander_Gustav: It's the journey
Skyboss1996: Oh boy
kpiozero: It's ok
aWabbajack: whoa
angryoptimist: That's a quote.
ChaosInfest: that's not better Paul
Snes_Controller: Yeah, but is it worth a soul? I'd feel ripped off.
tim19862: no paul no