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Macheya: Well, made my first trip in Jalopy. Things didn't go well.
Metric_Furlong: ~lasttweet
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KinoGami: so what is going on with this game?
Foxmar320: welp
bi0buster: Maybe just go over the subs at the end like an AFK?
Mijnheer: For people just tuning in, we have a new emote lrrBEEJ
Dared00: yeeee
wildpeaks: it's working \o/
Dared00: lrrBEEJ
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: I missed last week
IslandIntoOppConcedes: COOL TECHNOLOGY
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: what nonsense be this?
SirAndroid: It's the affordable texh
Granitefish: lrrBeej is the Kappa of Lrr
SirAndroid: tech
TheOtherTrevor: new emote lrrBEEJ Kappa lrrBEEJ Kappa
OKB_1: My PS2 Slim has seen some really intense usage. Still works like new. Except perhaps the AV cable has some noise on it.
KinoGami: lrrBEEJ
Shenandygains: Remember! Shoot Everything!
malsareus: Retro Cool technology
Juliamon: Voice-controlled semi-spoops A_Fabulous_Sassquatch
cairistiona13: i missed it too, it won't matter :D
Astra7525: Wired connection best connection
iSmartMan1: @A_Fabulous_Sassquatch It's a voice-controlled PS2 game
MugiwaraLexi: Hey! I got home just in time for Ben and Alex Shenanigans! woo!
senorrodrod: cheer100 lifeline hype
KinoGami: we need hdBEEJ too lrrBEEJ
Granitefish: lrrBeej
MadWaltz: I have a ps2 that I got near launch of the system, and it still works fine
FeaturingMe: tutOrial
Metric_Furlong: MugiwaraLexi ShenaniBens?
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: oh my lord. that sound insufferable. I cant wait.
talosparoxi: game is a bit loud
PandasAndPancakes: Bark like a dog!
the_living_gale: Damn mirrors. Always copying me.
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WhalePlaid: I have to leave for work in an hour so SPOOK ME AS BEST YOU CAN
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ChroniclerC: UNBELEAVABLE
RagingTrees: unbelievable Ben!
LonelyTex: LOL
Foxmar320: lol
cairistiona13: "excellent pronunciation" really, game? really?
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: UNBELIEVABLE... YOU CAN SAY HELLO!
redpillbluepil: Can you hear me now?! Can you hear me now?!
MugiwaraLexi: Omg Metric_Furlong even better ShenaniBens! I have to remember that
no_superman10 just subscribed with a $4.99 sub. no_superman10 subscribed for 10 months in a row!
no_superman10: Been listening to the Nier:Automata opera battle music on loop send help.
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Foxmar320: Sure
malsareus: they rated the console R? why?
Frednotbob: Congratulations, you can talk!
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: this game doesnt think very highly of you
OKB_1: PS2 = best consoleOf course this statement is completly objective and has nothing to do with it being my first console I had at home.
wildpeaks: the game audio is a bit low
Dared00: @Malsareus Rated "R" for "Rad"
WhalePlaid: So spooked!
DigitalSeahorse: this computer is a real slug today
FeaturingMe: Malsareus: because of the mature hardware
no_superman10: But I just want to be beautiful
HatTheButcher: "BAD"
KinoGami: PS2 has one of the largest install bases and library available
TheOtherTrevor: Stop with an O, not Stap
wildpeaks: can't stop won't stop :D
iSmartMan1: "Stop" isn't spelled with an A
cairistiona13: this game is already insulting
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: stop doesnt have an A, BEN
Foxmar320: lrrGOAT
talosparoxi: no stahpping
The_Potato_Cat: stahp saying stahp ben! its stop!
redpillbluepil: So you're looking for a generic american accent
arcaneIllumination: I think the first two times were bad because alex was also talking.
Antipocalypse: are you tired of peeling potatoes?
korvys: loadingreadyrun remember, when shooting, it's "head, shoot", not "shoot head", the target comes first.
HatTheButcher: put the wine in you
malsareus: @FeaturingMe was it refused clasification in Australia?
Mijnheer: Shoot Wine lrrSPOOP
Rytel: This game hates any percentage of silly accent, huh
ChroniclerC: Drink the wine!
Frednotbob: 'Drink the wine!'
Niallsb: Well, as long as we don't have to "run to the bus stahp" we'll be fine
AdmiralMemo: !highlight French Piss
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Macheya: Sham-paggin!
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Foxmar320: wow lol
iSmartMan1: WAYNE'S WORLD
Skeletons54: im confused what is this.....
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: I'm dying already
Frednotbob: 'SHOOT HEEEER!'
Berlbarr just subscribed with a $4.99 sub. Berlbarr subscribed for 3 months in a row!
Berlbarr: Ermahgerd sperps!
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Cantwearcats: Invisible woman, visible gun
malc: !advice
LRRbot: Try pointing at it.
Metric_Furlong: Skeletons54 a game controlled entirely through voice commands
Reecer6: Technically, the ™ is for any trademark, regardless of being registered, though. The ® is for solely registered trademarks.
HatTheButcher: southern accents are sexy not gonna lie
Leonhart321: Head, Shoot, Pop, Bang, Sisero
IndigoVitare: Shoot Mirror
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A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: Oh my lawdy. I am DYIN already boys. Keep up that sass ;P
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TheManaLeek: Ohhh, I thought Ben had a stroke.
KSmallmoon: Ben. 100% serious. try not to ephasize.
DigitalSeahorse: shimmy leftward
ChroniclerC: "Hey character, survive!"
redpillbluepil: Wouldn't it be great if someone went through Dark Souls using this control method? lol
Juliamon: Not 'entirely.' There are a couple normal controls.
IndigoVitare: redpillbluepill guess what
The_Potato_Cat: this game is really turning you guys British
malc: Ben pls
OKB_1: Alex, shouldn't you mirror the camera view so Ben looks towards the game?
malsareus: It seems that Ben evilDR voice works better
the_living_gale: Ben hoping to become immortal from all the preservatives.
IndigoVitare: also I spelled your name wrong
RobertMerlow: Ben with the Electric Six
OKB_1: Denk McNugg
RobertMerlow: Ben, you treasure
Foxmar320: McNuggies
DigitalSeahorse: xD
ChroniclerC: Would you like Sechuan sauce with those dank nuggets?
iSmartMan1: I would like one drugs, please
Dr_fragenstien: Big booty number 1
redpillbluepil: So how is this game supposed to scare you if you're yelling into the mic like an idiot?
miniwak just subscribed with a $4.99 sub. miniwak subscribed for 23 months in a row!
miniwak: what better way to distract myself from being sick than watching 2 Canadians bark orders at a nearly defenceless digital girl :P
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IndigoVitare: if you can think of a control method, Dark Souls has already been beaten with it
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Let’s Nope is live! Join Alex and Ben as they check out Lifeline on an actual PS2! https://t.co/WIBUFTPzmJ
CodeGorilla: So how about Twitch Plays Lifeline, where certain recognized commands typed into chat are put into a text-to-speech program and fed into the microphone?
DigitalSeahorse: watta
Cantwearcats: Inside voice
Skeletons54: is this the game where actually yelling at the tv works? Kappa
wildpeaks: Ben cannot be constrained by your "proper volume", game
Mtgjclem just subscribed with a $4.99 sub. Mtgjclem subscribed for 20 months in a row!
Mtgjclem: 20 months!!!!! That's 2 years right????
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thecrafter703: Wanna know why the game is scary? It only controls with this guys annoying voice.
FeaturingMe: Feels like we've ben here before
Foxmar320: !chair
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thecrafter703: XD
wildpeaks: FeaturingMe common time travel side-effect
vgzbrennan just subscribed with Twitch Prime. vgzbrennan subscribed for 8 months in a row!
vgzbrennan: wow, quick 8 months. Lifeline is so bad its good, 1 month from sub baby
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malsareus: @FeaturingMe just keep an eye out for agent Smith
paronomasiac042: Hoom, ten minutes late. Did I miss anything?
Pteraspidomorphi: It is quiet
OKB_1: Alex, you might want to mirror the camera view so Alex faces the game.
garrukthecaller: TheIlluminati
Aenir798: its quiet
possiblyzoe just subscribed!
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talosparoxi: alex is very quiet
loopie120: did we get it working this time?
Pteraspidomorphi: Please increase a bit if possible
Skeletons54: yell at the tv to make it drop sweet gun
GroutNASA: Can't hear
SirAndroid: Quiet AF
wildpeaks: game audio is pretty low
Juliamon: Nah you're good Paranundrox
RagingTrees: cool technology
GroutNASA: Turn it up
bigcore917: I cant hear it
WerdnaRac: Quiet
paronomasiac042: Game audio is low
GroutNASA: <too quiet>
KV1NN4: the game is way quieter than you, less than half
hieroglyphica: Quiet yeah
cairistiona13: it's too quiet to hear
balthazar9999: it's quiet
Juliamon: paronomasiac042 rather
cairistiona13: but i am somewhat deaf so
sir_jack_DB: holy *** this was Konami?
FeaturingMe: Game audio low or Ben audio high
paronomasiac042: @Juliamon Close enough, I got the message =-P
GroutNASA: turn down Ben
cairistiona13: both of those things are accurate
Skeletons54: zoe is that you? blagheur
paronomasiac042: Turn down for what?
DigitalSeahorse: Zoe?
FeaturingMe: GroutNASA: I couldn't :O
GSCeurope: room mic is louder than usual
wildpeaks: in space, no one can hear game audio
Noodles_15: Turn down for whom?
paronomasiac042: Oh, are we running the disc of this today?
kpiozero just subscribed with Twitch Prime. kpiozero subscribed for 2 months in a row!
kpiozero: Two months! and here's to many many more!
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ThingsOnMyStream: Since you are playing PS2, you want to increase the STREAM volume slider on the board
I_Am_Clockwork: hi friends
Questhere: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 13:26.
Skeletons54: are you ready to rumble!!!
cairistiona13: 2029 is barely the future...
balthazar9999: it's Christmas eve
malsareus: Gamevolume being swallowed by Cam fighting a dogo, this is entirely my fault
Questhere: efing twitch
possiblyzoe: Controlled by your voice? COOL TECHNOLOGY!
DigitalSeahorse: ohshit that's loud
SacrificialToast: does Santa deliver to space stations?
loopie120: @LoadingReadyRun Is Graham going to tell her to take of her shirt this time?
DigitalSeahorse: windows pls
Skeletons54: broke your stupid crap moron Kappa
Frednotbob: I can hear it.
rarermonsters: A PS2 game? I don't care how bad it is because at least we won't see a damn Youtuber cameo
DigitalSeahorse: volume mixer is even slow
SLYBOVYU: "dealy" tech term everyone
paronomasiac042: We need a hypothetical dealie.
TyranicMoron: still very quiet
newfur: Takin' It - 2RR, Sorcery, Gain control of target artifact or nonbasic land until end of turn. // The Streets - 2W, Sorcery, As an additional cost to cast ~, sacrifice an artifact or land. Create a colorless 5/5 Construct creature token.
Lunareclipse123: lrrBEEJ
Driosenth: cheer200 I don't think we'll have massive space hotels in 7 years. Massive global economic disparity, check; space hotels, no.
Suffix: Yes you are, Ben.
ThingsOnMyStream: LoadingReadyRun Since you are playing PS2, you want to increase the STREAM volume slider on the board
truehippy just subscribed with a $4.99 sub. truehippy subscribed for 5 months in a row!
truehippy: When all else fails. Remember. GO LEFT.
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BITs19_: lrrDOTS lrrBEEJ lrrARROW
KV1NN4: cool technology!
talosparoxi: @TyranicMoron you are deaf sir
GSCeurope: the game is still quiet compared to the mic
loopie120: Sounds fine, also Cool Technology!
Psychic_Ketchup: Cool technolo lrrBEEJ
paronomasiac042: Sounds great
TheOtherTrevor: 2029 is closer to now than 2003 when the game was released
Granitefish: good now
Aenir798: now its good
WerdnaRac: Better
rarermonsters: It's actually getting to the point where actually good games have needless Youtube cameos...
I_Am_Clockwork: I can hear it
going_medium: Sound ok
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: if you turn yourselves down we can turn you all up ;)
Skeletons54: i could never turn you guys down :D
paronomasiac042: How do you stay hydrated?!
SupernormalStep: Oh wait I think I know this game...
Frednotbob: RInoa? Is that you?
Thepackcracker: 700/900 korok seeds? I'm so close. How's everyone doing today?
hiddencheesestringer: you sure your headphones are plugged in all the way?
Macheya: Linkbl
kpiozero: Dennis
Driosenth: Steve
Splosion: Bob Dole!
Clench_Eastwood: CHAD
tyloncorp: Ben!
RagingTrees: Beej
paronomasiac042: Dennis
the_living_gale: Plankton?
Granitefish: John
EricTheOrange: Ben
nobodyimportantororiginal: What if YOU'RE Rio?
LeeshaJoy: Eustace
CanvasWolfDoll: Rhett
RagingTrees: lrrBEEJ
loopie120: Yu-
KV1NN4: Tyrone
Granitefish: John Doe
Kramburger: lrrBEEJ
kdz00: Gary
balthazar9999: Pickles
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: Greg!
TyranicMoron: Ben!
af0z: Jimothy
Skeletons54: dennis the menace
Lunareclipse123: She gets all the water she needs from her prey
Splosion: Zippotrix?
OKB_1: Hank
BubbaRad: Tad!
paronomasiac042: Dennis!
PandasAndPancakes: Kurusu Akira
PopcornSquirrel: Be Rio!
malsareus: Gregory
ChroniclerC: lrrBEEJ
ShortRound2099: Ben
kpiozero: Dennice 2029
asthanius: John Galt
loopie120: Yu-Chan!
Peter200lx: Beej
tyloncorp: Duran Duran!
balthazar9999: Leroy Jenkins
OKB_1: Chet
bigcore917: Steve
The_Quiet_Alestain: Benex?
kpiozero: Go Dennis
ChroniclerC: JERF
paronomasiac042: Go Dennis. You cannot go Dennis
cairistiona13: are we a guy?
gsyhiap: !advice
LRRbot: Do not look directly at Mom.
PandasAndPancakes: Slab Meatfist
CanvasWolfDoll: just... try Rhett for my own edification. i get so lonely.
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: just the most BORING greg!
SupernormalStep: Ooops oops
Splosion: Get ye flask.
GSCeurope: Central?
bigcore917: I second Beej
talosparoxi: nevermibd...I just realised I had something playing in another tab
Mossballhaym: Being named Steve, I vote Steve :P
Pteraspidomorphi: It's good
IndigoVitare: Quick, someone tell those people to run away, without a voice telling them to do things they'll be paralysed!
Skeletons54: ben go left
PandasAndPancakes: Lars Gerhart
dew_man03: Remember, typical American accent. So Bubba.
paronomasiac042: Throw babt
Jarannis: It's fine. Very fine.
RagingTrees: lrrBEEJ
Noodles_15: Eating her? isnt that TOS?
loopie120: It's too loud alez
BITs19_: !advice
LRRbot: Poke its nose!
Metric_Furlong: sounds fine to me
Skeletons54: its too loud Kappa
kpiozero: Vote Dennis 2029
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: !badadvice
LRRbot: Have you tried turning it off?
Rcraddz: bit loud
FeaturingMe: Have we arrived at that place where Bengineering is asking us for a name?
going_medium: Alex too sane. Turn up.
loopie120: kappa
couldntpickausername: THE VOLUME IS TOO RIGHT
RagingTrees: why does my beej not work?
Frednotbob: Alex, ':WP:BEANS' applies here.
Talin06: too quiet
gsyhiap: !badadvice
LRRbot: Have you tried turning it off?
Nothing_Null_Nil: I must be tired. When the room started shaking the first thing that came to my mind was concern that Alex would spill his drink.
loopie120: Kappa
af0z: Game sound is perfectly fine
balthazar9999: Leroy Jenkins
paronomasiac042: !advice
LRRbot: Press X to pump the dog.
OKB_1: I vote for "Chet"
NathanJay787: Can we please start pestering Twit
Macheya: And that was the twelfth time I died.
truehippy: !game bad
arcaneIllumination: ALEX, keep the volume the same, it's good!
BubbaRad: lrrDOTS lrrBEEJ lrrARROW
Splosion: Your name is "Douchebag." Is that right? Yes/No
draxov: Heya! Hope I didn't miss much, I was watching Aliens for the first time :o
Driosenth: could you turn down mic audio so the main volume on our side can get turned up
iSmartMan1: When guessing her name, say, Mariko. Trust me on this.
Lagrangeismyhomie: this is where I black out
NathanJay787: damn keyboard
rarermonsters: Final Fantasy 8 looks better than I remember
malsareus: So Alex if you go SuperSaiyan mad will your gat go yellow?
kdz00: I've changed my mind, Lars Gerhard is clearly the answer
azninsect: xD
p_johnston: Alex game is to loud. also game is to quiet. also game is to much at the perfect audio level.
loopie120: lrrBEEJ
Macheya: lrrCREEPL lrrBEEJ lrrCREEPR
DigitalSeahorse: my own system was loud cause the volume button was slow then overcompensated
Dr_fragenstien: We'll be telling you to tell someone to go left Kappa
IndigoVitare: "Seperated from my beloved girlfriend... whatever her name is"
Shemerson: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ Kappa lrrBEEJ Kappa
gsyhiap: lrrBEEJ Kappa lrrBEEJ Kappa lrrBEEJ Kappa lrrBEEJ Kappa lrrBEEJ Kappa lrrBEEJ Kappa lrrBEEJ Kappa
Revenant77x: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
paronomasiac042: You should have called that emote "lrrKAPPA"
kpiozero: Vote Dennis
CanvasWolfDoll: lrrDOTS
CodeGorilla: lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE
rocketmonkey45: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Glenn_Seto: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 17:36.
Kramburger: lrrDOTS lrrAWESOME lrrARROW
Dared00: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ Kappa lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
Splosion: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ Kappa Kappa lrrBEEJ Kappa
Lunareclipse123: lrrDOTS lrrGARBO lrrARROW oh YEAH
paronomasiac042: Vote Dennis
Jeezy56: lrrBEEJ lrrHAM
KV1NN4: lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE
SniperPumpkin: lrrDOT lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrDOTS lrrBEEJ lrrARROW
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indy91: I'm Beej blind, I can't see the difference
lizzardcat just subscribed with Twitch Prime. lizzardcat subscribed for 2 months in a row!
lizzardcat: Wooooot, we finally found the message bit
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Lunareclipse123: lrrDOTS lrrSPOT lrrARROW
Thepackcracker: lrrSPOT this one?
Splosion: lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
RagingTrees: lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrAWESOME lrrARROW
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrCIRCLE lrrBEEJ
Leonhart321: All LoadingBeejRun, All the time
Skeletons54: no one can hear you scream in space
wildpeaks: beej isn't as wide as kappas
GroutNASA: "LEVEL UP"
BubbaRad: more dots!
rarermonsters: Mansplaining Quest
NathanJay787: Can we please start pestering Twitch so that streamers can broadcast multiple audi channels?
paronomasiac042: lrrDOTS
talosparoxi: lrrCREEPL lrrCIRCLE lrrCREEPR
Splosion: lrrCREEPL lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrCREEPR
Kramburger: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
Skeletons54: Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: <3 <3 <3 BudStar TwitchLit
NathanJay787: *audio
Mossballhaym: Can barely hear her
Puhnkss: Hmm lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE
dreaminginautumn: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
RobertMerlow: lrrDOTS lrrBEEJ lrrARROW
Helpful_Advice just subscribed with Twitch Prime. Helpful_Advice subscribed for 10 months in a row!
Helpful_Advice: Which dispenser?
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loopie120: lrrBEEJ Kappa Kappa Kappa lrrBEEJ Kappa Kaapa lrrBeej lrrBEEJ Kappa Kappa Kappa
kdz00: lrrFINE
redpillbluepil: So she's locked in a cell, but they left her with a means of communication? Good security.
sir_jack_DB: LRBeej
SniperPumpkin: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrFINE
cairistiona13: can't hear her at all but /shrugs
Valdinzar24: hmmm i was expecting little nightmares on this weeks nope
ChroniclerC: lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrDOTS lrrARROW
TheManaLeek: "Would you please"? Is she Bioshocking us?
loopie120: @LoadingReadyRun Is Graham going to tell her to take of her shirt this time?
paronomasiac042: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS
LadyThrimbletrimmer: lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrCIRCLE lrrSACK lrrFRUMP lrrARROW
iSmartMan1: Guess her name as Mariko, trust me
Metric_Furlong: TheManaLeek this was pre-Bioshock
Kramburger: lrrDOTS lrrFRUMP lrrARROW
dragoon3zero: does she have infinite ammo?
SLYBOVYU: if you turn it up real loud you can hear the game, but you also have the two guys YELLING at you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Lyinginbedmon: ABS: Always Be Specific
shadmed: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:12:33.
SLYBOVYU: #worthit
Puhnkss: Time to relive the steam highlights precisely. lrrBEEJ
Chipton: I guess the emulator was doing a fair bit of anti aliasing and texture smoothing
duaiwe: redpillbluepil more likely that omnipresent surveillance means microphones and speakers are EVERYWHERE. ;)
DigitalSeahorse: <3 <3 <3 BudStar bleedPurple
RagingTrees: Ye, Ben is a loud boy
LadyThrimbletrimmer: Kappa lrrBEEJ Kappa Kappa Kappa OneHand Kappa Kappa Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: :P
GroutNASA: "FIND CHEAT"
paronomasiac042: ABC: Always Be Creating-acronyms
PandasAndPancakes: Oh boy, we get to deal with those gorram vending machines again!
Skeletons54: i wonder what happens if you always say no
Pteraspidomorphi: One very annoying thing I found out recently is that browsers do not yet support multiple audio channels in html5 video, except for Edge (?)
loopie120: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
paronomasiac042: No
Splosion: Get Ye Locker
HatTheButcher: ammo pulled from the screaming void
FeaturingMe: paronomasiac042: Don't say ABC around Ben
Kramburger: "Voice Command"
SniperPumpkin: redpillbluepil she's wearing a headset for some reason
Odanbear subscribed for 38 months in a row!
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wildpeaks: if she didn't realize it's locked despite the light, she might be color blind
justaccepttheusername: Hello Alex, Ben, main character, and chat
DigitalSeahorse: look at literally everything
loopie120: topo many dots
Shemerson: lrrDOTS lrrBEEJ lrrARROW
Nothing_Null_Nil: There was a camera in the locker apparently.
LadyThrimbletrimmer: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
redpillbluepil: @duaiwe - A terrifying orwellian future where I can be bugged by my idiot friends no matter what I do.
paronomasiac042: @FeaturingMe Is that a thing? I don't know this thing
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: Stahpin powah!
Splosion: WHY IS THERE A CAMERA IN THE LOCKER
Skeletons54: stoppin power?
loopie120: she fondles it, remember
Chipton: Behold the might of the 1911
Lunareclipse123: cheer100 Stappin' Powah!
Glenn_Seto: romance option aquired!
Alness49: Ask her what flavour the Deagle is!
Kramburger: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrSCOOP
sir_jack_DB: !powah
Compleatly: wait there's a lrrBEEJ now?
duaiwe: redpillbluepil sure, “future” :P
ptriller: game over
paronomasiac042: lrrBEEJ
wildpeaks: someone dropped the beej
LonelyTex: !highlight DJ
t3h_f1gm3nt: ok, went and made some food, did i miss anything different from last time?
SniperPumpkin: lrrBEEJ
LRRbot: Highlight added.
GroutNASA: It's Aku's DJ
TheElrad: lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
SniperPumpkin: Compleatly yes
kpiozero: FIGHT DA POWER
HatTheButcher: the space colon is back
justaccepttheusername: wut
DigitalSeahorse: lol
FeaturingMe: paronomasiac042: he got a bit of a 'rude awakening' to jackson5 last november :P
TheElrad: lrrBEEJ
iSmartMan1: @Compleatly Also, a bunch of people have had their subs disappear
Splosion: Shoot Ye Monster
Leels: omg this game again
Puhnkss: An irate customer? Ah so just the general public then Ben? lrrBEEJ
Skeletons54: space bdj
malc: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That's not how you wear that.
SLYBOVYU: right @leels
loopie120: speedrun strats!!
Kramburger: GG EZ
IndigoVitare: speed run brah
Compleatly: Sniperpumpkin: Now we just need lrrKAPPA that is Adam's face.
gsyhiap: !adult
LRRbot: I need a different adult!
Mangledpixel: !highlight Pro strats
Leels: REAL GAME?
azninsect: pro-strats!
newfur: B R O W N E Y E
GroutNASA: Trigger !
kpiozero: This game is actually pretty dang sweet
TheMoatman: "kiss gun
Metric_Furlong: Leels Real game
couldntpickausername: LEFT BUTT
redpillbluepil: Hey @Leels !!!
Leels: Now kitth
Splosion: pop it in the browneye
t3h_f1gm3nt: Rio Gun OTP
draxov: I love the smell of fresh gun!
TheMoatman: *"kiss gun"
IndigoVitare: kiss gun
rarermonsters: So this game is basically that you are the annoying support character?
thecrafter703: 10/10
Skeletons54: stahpin power!
FeaturingMe: This time they know what they're doing... (nope)
GroutNASA: She has no trigger discipline
KV1NN4: seems to be running smoother this time yeah *fingers crossed!*
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: @leels HAI! <3
Cantwearcats: "Oh gun-kun, you're the only one who understands me"
RagingTrees: I mean, if I was surrounded by space monsters, I'd love my gun too
freeiniquity: gun x oc
TheMoatman: "Eat. Chair."
Lyinginbedmon: DJs B and A always Ba-rockin!
Metric_Furlong: GroutNASA I mean, she is a waitress
Frednotbob: Left pinky finger, just above the knuckle, on a Tuesday that's also a full moon!
Noodles_15: Is it only a Space 911 in space?
iSmartMan1: Mariko!
ShortRound2099: woooow
OKB_1: Chet
Aenir798: WHAT
Kramburger: Yeah you were Ben, you old Sea Dog
Metric_Furlong: GroutNASA trigger discipline isn't usually a job requirement
GroutNASA: @Metric_Furlong Murica!
newfur: HOLY ***
FeaturingMe: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
malc: !game good
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PopcornSquirrel: Rio is best girl. <3
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, PopcornSquirrel! (Today's storm count: 37)
Pimptimus_Prime: Stream still stays MinemO'clock
Metric_Furlong: GroutNASA but this was made in Japan...
sir_jack_DB: NOWmi
Compleatly: This is a weird game huh
Evil_Smurf: Ooh baby, my coffee is ready
triptaphane: is this a wendy's in 1977
azninsect: NOWmi
paronomasiac042: It's an ass-game?!
HatTheButcher: Shes for sure dead right
draxov: That is impressive for 2004!
malc: her name is Gnomey
TheMoatman: "Fuck a doughnut"
loopie120: Na-Ow-mi
Kramburger: NOA-me
NimrodXIV: Nowme indeed. Pretty sure I'e been called that one
triptaphane: can i get a frostie and two small fries pls
Juliamon: Not on my end Pimptimus_Prime, you may need to refresh
Glenn_Seto: they put some effort in
GroutNASA: @Metric_Furlong US localization is not true character names? Say it ain't so
SniperPumpkin: Pimptimus_Prime nah, it's updated, refresh
rarermonsters: Okay what is this girl's issue, she asks you someone's name then tells you you're wrong
Splosion: Good ass-game?
Pimptimus_Prime: At least on my mobile app
asthanius: Fiona
paronomasiac042: NOAA me.
Flea_Hastings: Fiona?
loopie120: FIONA!!!
KV1NN4: Precious Fiona!
kpiozero: FIIOOOONNAAAA
rarermonsters: Fuckingfuck Shitpissass, I loved her
Evil_Smurf: @malc G nombee
Splosion: Girl from Ipanema?
eddieatthegov: 😃Fiona.
cairistiona13: "stacy" "susan? no..." that's...not what he said
GroutNASA: She dances on the sand
Foxmar320: lol
enolan: James da best!
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: YASS!
BusTed: Hey all.
enolan: <3 James
Kramburger: BASED JAMES
MDrift314: Cheers James
Aenir798: What did James just do?
Halabast: Derp and Derpier.
FeaturingMe: His name is Ben
Macheya: lrrBEEJ
DigitalSeahorse: wrong name, she wasn't named *** Piss ***
IndigoVitare: It's Ben
azninsect: James kstarkTHANK
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: James you hero! <3
Noodles_15: Paul told you guys earlier
wildpeaks: I could have bet we'd do it again
Crad0k: i guess paul texted james :-p
GroutNASA: Aw, go back and checkpoint
TheElrad: lrrBEEJ
Compleatly: James when is the next Speedrunoneword happening
FeaturingMe: Much. Better.
loopie120: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
malc: !adult
LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
KV1NN4: omg much better!
Flea_Hastings: My name is "My name is Ben"
Kramburger: <3 James
t3h_f1gm3nt: INDECENT!
triptaphane: why do i love this outfit
GSCeurope: actual audio - thanks James
gsyhiap: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
BusTed: :*
af0z: The OTP was true!
ThingsOnMyStream: lrrAWESOME
GroutNASA: "Uh Clem"
dostrow_: what is this game?
JediTransmit: TOS
loopie120: thats way easier than typing it all by hand...
Anubis169: Paul!
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azninja888: Head! Shoot! Welcome Sub!
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Splosion: lrrHORN
Anubis169: :D
TheElrad: TOS
cairistiona13: omg thank you james
TyranicMoron: should have just said 'Ben'
EricTheOrange: @ben just one word ya nonce.
TheMoatman: "The password will be 'dingus'"
malc: hey Paul
wildpeaks: Clem will remember this
Evil_Smurf: Password dickbutt
SLYBOVYU: JAAAAAMES
rarermonsters: It's a decent hotel but more poop-catfish than I'd like
beckbat: clipped
redpillbluepil: Mercy, I do believe I'm feelin' the vapours.
Questhere has the vapors
paronomasiac042: Alex is a nazi?!
malc: thingsonmystream: thank you for making this game work, I was hoping we'd be able to come back to it :)
GroutNASA: @wildpeaks Yippee tie one on!
DigitalSeahorse: they need some ICREAM
Anubis169: hellooooo Ben and Alex too :D
claritycasey: heloooooooooooooo
azninsect: reeHuh
BusTed: Hallo.
Glenn_Seto: careful, you say consultation and she charges you by the hour
Foxmar320: Say IT!
Trippzen: !highlight Disturbed
Evil_Smurf: @digitalseahorse it u!!
Cantwearcats: She's easily confused
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Leels: I'd be like "wat"
SLYBOVYU: @azninsect who has that emote?!
sir_jack_DB: fair.
TheMoatman: "eat *** and die"
Ragephoenix: Go left fifteen seconds ago
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Peter200lx: Go Left!
GroutNASA: "Why does the porridge bird lay its egg in the air?"
Flea_Hastings: This is helpful advice for chat sometimes.
RainMoth: sorry I'm late to the show
HatTheButcher: BusTed!!!! *Drop kicks you into the void, but in like...a friendly way
JohnLockeCole: Go Left!
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: #wingmanben
RainMoth: hey, how spooky is this game?
Dr_fragenstien: Go left Kappa
Noodles_15: Go Left?
Splosion: WOMAN, GET IN MAH BELLY
RagingTrees: We've done this like twice
DigitalSeahorse: Evil_Smurf, it ewe! :O
Leels: SHOOT COFFEE
BusTed: \ PogChamp /
Nothing_Null_Nil: I remember when Alex was talking about how annoying vague, delayed instructions through twitch chat were annoying just the other day.
RainMoth: are there jumpscares n *** like that?
NimrodXIV: I really want her to get mad if you tell her to "go over there"
TheMoatman: RainMoth as spooky as shitty voice recognition can be
the_living_gale: Oh! Are we going to scream a vending machines again?
Trippzen: PS2 is definitely more reliable
Leels: lrrSLOTH
rarermonsters: This is a peek into what gaming woiuld look like if Sierra games were way more popular before the PS2 came out
Nothing_Null_Nil: Now we're playing a game about it.
azninsect: SLYBOVYU reesetapher she made a bunch of sweeeeet emotes and i just had to sub xD
Mossballhaym: "Go the direction that was to the left of you a while ago" Kappa
ThingsOnMyStream: malc turned out to be easier then we thought. the PS2 seems to work with any USB mic
couldntpickausername: we get to look at the dispenser again
Evil_Smurf: @digitalseahorse I'm coffee now
Pteraspidomorphi: I'm sure you mean "Check dispenser"
KV1NN4: bark like a dog? :D
iSmartMan1: Tell me about yourself
Splosion: Keyword: Anal Leakage
azninsect: hahaha
loopie120: And so it begins
malc: WOAH
IndigoVitare: couldntpickausername Which dispenser?
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: :O
Talin06: save
wildpeaks: wait wat ?
Aenir798: WHAT
Dared00: NO
BubbaRad: or, stay with me now, or we could walk around systematically shooting everything
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: NO
Pteraspidomorphi: s'yoursign
rocketmonkey45: WHAT
Psychic_Ketchup: Whoa
azninja888: !highlight what's your sign
OKB_1: A tools-assisted speedrun of this would be odd
azninsect: oh nooooooo
Splosion: Bark like a dog!
LRRbot: Highlight added.
wildpeaks: there it is :D
kpiozero: BRRR BRR BRRR
Kramburger: NOT OKAY
iSmartMan1: "Tell me about yourself"
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: WOW
Dared00: lrrBEEJ
cairistiona13: WHAT
CollapsingHrungDisaster: Heya Alengineering, how are you finding this... thing?
SharpCookies: get rekt
DigitalSeahorse: what
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: that got DARK fast
Macheya: Couldn't hear what she said the first time.
couldntpickausername: @IndigoVitare left dispenser
newfur: AYYYYYYYYY LMAO
redpillbluepil: INSTANT FRIEND ZONE
BASEGray20: That's a sign alright, a sign of depression
Questhere: that took a dark turn
loopie120: @LoadingReadyRun Is Graham going to come tell her to take of her shirt this time?
TheMoatman: "Punch locker"
Saulens181: No what?
Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: what did I just miss?
DigitalSeahorse: that's what she said last time....not suicide
rarermonsters: My sign is "Bulk Lubricant Dropoff Zone"
amythist: Macheya she was saying something about suicide
IndigoVitare: couldntpickausername Witch dispenser?
Splosion: tell her to bark like a dog
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superkooky: I can only imagine the filthy catalogue of things this girl has been told in the past.
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WNivek: A locked locker? Shocking.
FeaturingMe: It's locked... YES IT'S A LOCKER!
claritycasey: Is the plot of the game that she's phoning a friend? :p
iSmartMan1: Say "Tell me about yourself"
Metric_Furlong: Ok_We_Live_Here_Now game misheard 'what's your sign' as 'suicide'
couldntpickausername: @IndigoVitare never mind
Kramburger: GET IN THE BAG
Evil_Smurf: @redpillbluepil the friend zone is good if you value women as friends
IndigoVitare: couldntpickausername you need to be more specific
Ok_We_Live_Here_Now: @Metric_Furlong oh god, what was her response?
DigitalSeahorse: mmmm chips
EricTheOrange: @Loopie120 we all know it was your idea, stop trying to pass it off on Graham.
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: dive!
Lunareclipse123: SHOOT COFFEE
devildan83: Move yo @$$!
FeaturingMe: check correct dispenser
Astra7525: 2nd to right?
loopie120: @EricTheOrange I don't know hat you are talking about Kappa
couldntpickausername: @IndigoVitare get in airlock
SharpCookies: me too, lady, me too
Jlhonors: Haha
TheMoatman: Maybe "middle right"?
asthanius: Mid right?
gsyhiap: third dispenser?
DigitalSeahorse: Evil_Smurf, I value you as a friend despite you not being a woman :P
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: middle right ya twit
IndigoVitare: Hahaha
DarKovalord: colours?
NimrodXIV: aaayyyy
the_living_gale: BAM.
Granitefish: This One
FeaturingMe: WHA
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: XD
malc: lrrGOAT
iSmartMan1: WAT
Evil_Smurf: PUT DISPENSER HERE
hieroglyphica: IT BEGINS
RagingTrees: There's a health pack in one of the cages too
BASEGray20: The power of voice commands
Kramburger: PS2 TECHNOLOGY
t3h_f1gm3nt: YES ALEX YES
HatTheButcher: Drink the space soda. Put it inside you
Pteraspidomorphi: I want that game
KV1NN4: omg Alex, yeees
rarermonsters: "What's a save point?"
FeaturingMe: Get on the (save) point
claritycasey: "GET GOOD" *gets good*
Mossballhaym: "Check the dispenser that clearly has an item in it"
dostrow_: Dragon Dictates Video Games
Lunareclipse123: I still need to play Oxenfree
Mangledpixel: with a decent machine learning algorithm in the game it could also get better as you play it
Dr_fragenstien: It would take so long to get the data to recognize enough voices and words
PandasAndPancakes: Get Scott Benson on thissss
The_Quiet_Alestain: The Oxenfree Team? That would be amaaaazing.
malc: Cool Ps2ology
Macheya: I'm surprised this hasn't been done with all that stupid pushing of the PSMove and XBox voice thing.
Puhnkss: Mmm chips
WizardZedd: "There Came An Echo" was a recent strategy game that used voice control
OKB_1: Typical Sony
VickyKillz: Bot Colony is a relatively recent game that is entirely voice controlled
TheMoatman: Apparently there was a voice controlled strategy game released recently but I don't remember what it was called
TheMoatman: Yeah, WizardZedd got it
BusTed: Double time!
TheMoatman: "Get fucked"
IndigoVitare: BigGiantCircles did the soundtrack for There Came an Echo
Rhynerd: My first thought was the game "There Came An Echo" but I want to hear about this idea of yours, Alex.
Trippzen: The voice recognition definitely struggles with any elongated words, like "stop" versus "stooop"
sydpreviouslyheadache: hoof it
Coilean: yeah sony is lame with just not using SD cards
Foxmar320: :D
ShortRound2099: that 'tude
asthanius: "Do a little jig"
iSmartMan1: "Tell me about yourself"
Frednotbob: Say THAT!
KV1NN4: can she 'skip'?
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: xD
amythist: TheMoatman I know what one you were thinking of, I think Will Wheaton did one of the voices in it as well
Coilean: they are annoying POS with it
draxov: I was experimenting with speech recognition in a game at a company recently, was really cool, google has an entire linguistics API to try and actually understand what you are saying rather than using key words
TheMoatman: "Fuck me" "No thank you"
Clench_Eastwood: tell her to smash the state
oyleslyck: Sass
rarermonsters: Ben be careful saying "Fuck Me" in this game
gsyhiap: "walk backwards"?
CodeGorilla: !highlight dance
talosparoxi: it's ecto cooler
OKB_1: They the same with the Vita memory cards :|
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Glenn_Seto: on the plus side, PS2s can be softmodded and all the homebrew software can be saved ON a memory card
Kramburger: That's NOT a capsule
Narida_L: "moonwalk"
Astra7525: not enough room for a dance?
Splosion: bark like a dog
oyleslyck: "Moonwalk"
possiblyzoe: at the start i thought this was a watch and play material. but it actually seems cool
paronomasiac042: Save point?
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: I wonder how far you could actually get just saying DANCE
malc: haha
Pteraspidomorphi: Depart!"
wildpeaks: live :D
Evil_Smurf: Make like a tree
arcaneIllumination: wasn't there a key in one of the holding cells?
Clench_Eastwood: Alight?
gsyhiap: "ON Y VA!" FailFish
SniperPumpkin: getting angry will never help in this game
redpillbluepil: Ok, now skip.
couldntpickausername leaves
FeaturingMe: She's just playing "I can't hear you" now
Psychic_Ketchup: Make like a tree and bark! No wait that's actually a command :D
azninsect: honestly, its doing better than i was expecting
Macheya: Naniokore~
BASEGray20: Game is straight up messing with you with the whole same word different answer
malc: "Make like a tree and get outta here"
Talin06: save?
draxov: its a game boy!
wench_tacular: @TheMoatman it was There came an echo
OKB_1: Flipphones _are_ the future
Rhynerd: It was interesting, seeing this game pop up in the mail time.
Pimptimus_Prime: But they are Space Flip Phones!
paronomasiac042: It's a flip smartphone.
FeaturingMe: 2004 phones were hooge
Stoffern: Well you gotta have a big screen...
Clench_Eastwood: Ben have you SEEN the new iPhone? its huge!
IndigoVitare: Howling Johnson Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: :O omg they're right
gsyhiap: doesn't look like a particularly big wig. More of a small toupé...
Frednotbob: Hate to tell youk, but she was eaten by that MASSIVE SWARM OF HOSTILE ALIENS!
Evil_Smurf: @draxov it's actually a raspberry Pi
Macheya: Android 4 lyfe!
DigitalSeahorse: I don't want to wait that long for economic relief
Pimptimus_Prime: A lot of people in Japan still use flip phones. Their flip phones are a lot more advanced than they used to be.
balthazar9999: Good job Brn
The_Potato_Cat: oh God her right eye keeps going funny
balthazar9999: Ben
cairistiona13: good ben
IndigoVitare: "Shoot man inside Guest Room 1"
wildpeaks: umtz umtz umtz
Niallsb: "Androooid Booooooy. I'm not your Boy Toy!"
Evil_Smurf: Is there a new iPhone?
draxov: rave time
ZoBo_: that music...
Franklin_Marklin: They're not random.
Talin06: Ben is good boy
PandasAndPancakes: I have to say, those yellow pants look great on her
Clench_Eastwood: so is the premise that she is blind?
OKB_1: Then smartphones came and now everything is a boring black rectagles. I miss the times when all kinds of weird phone form factors coexisted
Evil_Smurf raves with @digitalseahorse
the_living_gale: What? Hubris? Is that a metal band?
FriendlyFireTV: is this room curved?
Dr_fragenstien: Is this eeeeesy mode?
FeaturingMe: Clench_Eastwood: I think the premise is she's not that bright
Dared00: Maaan, I really like the main character. She's written in such a way that doesn't make you immediately angry when she doesn't understand the commands.
DigitalSeahorse raves with Evil_Smurf
LeeshaJoy: Remember, you have to say where to aim BEFORE telling her to shoot.
RagingTrees: It's like readying an action
TheMoatman: Dared00 just wait until later
Driosenth: Ben, do you have a manufacturer of choice for your phone, I am ambivalent but many of my friends swear by samsung.
rarermonsters: I just realized the modern version of this game is you'd be watching a streamer and typing in chat instructions
Jeezy56: the_living_gale actually there are 2 metal bands called Hubris
Astra7525: What exactly is she looking at
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: Break down door with your foot!
Clench_Eastwood: Is this game just one big blonde joke? Kappa
Mangledpixel: security porpoises?
Evil_Smurf: @okb_1 new phones have different aspect ratios
paronomasiac042: Shoot rapist.
sjcTheos: thanks ResidentSleeper
DigitalSeahorse: ah so it's like half press on a camera shutter button
RagingTrees: shoot dong
DigitalSeahorse: or a half a press! xD
claritycasey: Kick butt
fiftymcnasty: Ben, its all about the Pixel XL
Niallsb: @paronomasiac042 "I don't see any rapiers."
ArtofDaDress: hey guys
Lunareclipse123: SHOOT COFFEE
samwonk: I liked my samsung phone till it lit itself on fire.
barbarianras: Alex is Android =)
Glenn_Seto: XD
TStodden: Don't know if "Shoot Self" is a viable command.
Astra7525: Can you ask her to "check herself"?
FriendlyFireTV: S A V E P O I N T
ThinksTooMuch: @OKB_1 I still miss my old samsung that had a (bad) touchscreen with a physical keyboard that slid out from underneath. It was thicker than a modern smartphone, sure, but I'd happily put up with that for a physical keyboard
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: YASS
TheManaLeek: Love my Samsung, nuts to iPhones
the_living_gale: @Jeezy56 That doesn't surprise me. Just wondering when "easy game" turns into a disaster, lol.
FeaturingMe: GET ON THE POINT (and save)
iSmartMan1: You gotta be more patient with these old games, Ben
GSCeurope: yelling won't help
CodeGorilla: !highlight SAVEPOINT
Evil_Smurf: @fiftymcnasty it's all about the Pentiums
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Clench_Eastwood: Ben, I can't wait until you have kids. You'll be so used to this by then =D
Mangledpixel: saying it more exasperated will make it LESS likely to understand you
rarermonsters: If she had gone back to the table when you said "Thank you" i would have lost it
couldntpickausername: Samsung honestly is one of the few affordable phones that doesn't have screens that look like utter garbage
The_Potato_Cat: YOU MUST ENUNCIATE AS A PS2 CHILD WOULD
killing_thyme: Is there something wrong with Ben's voice, he seems to be having more trouble then they did last week
ekimekim3000: I've always stuck to google Nexus phones. I guess I'll probably need to get a pixel to maintain that streak
Pimptimus_Prime: LG 4 Lyfe!
BASEGray20: Ben you are such a good boy for saying thank you to the virtual lady
DigitalSeahorse: poor Ben
ArtofDaDress: just finished a long *** day. took exams, had a long day at work, and then had to mow the lawn when i got home. lets nooooooope
Coilean: I have a phone by a company called "BLU" yes builder league united :{D
countz3r0: getting emotional about just stresses her out. :P
wildpeaks: almost want a !save command that replies the same way and keeps misunderstanding "savepoint" :D
t3h_f1gm3nt high fives @Pimptimus_Prime
JackWhoWanders: So are we interpreting this as passive aggressive behaviour?
Papperslappen: I'm sorry but I have to do this: lrrDOTS lrrBEEJ lrrARROW
LordZarano: I love my Nexus phone, considerably better than the samsung I used to have
iSmartMan1: Also, say "Tell me about yourself" for maximum sass
Evil_Smurf: I love my iPhone 7 plus
talosparoxi: okay dad, I'll go to the save point
Dr_fragenstien: Can you do "run to ___"?
malc: "This is the emergency panel. Emergencies are stored in here."
kpiozero: So Dr.s Alex and Ben, what percentage of this game is Watch+Play and what percent is lets nope
All_mankind: how goes the micromanaging our heroine?
duaiwe: Ya’ll have weird attachments to your inanimate objects.
samwonk: So, yeah. If you don't, like I did, wake up to the smell of smoke coming out of your phone, Samsung's a strong choice.
Leels: this is the emergency panel, emergency tools are stored in here. for emergencies
wildpeaks: shoot coffee :D
Evil_Smurf: My first phone was a galaxy mini 3 though
TorvakMOS: Shoot mirror Kappa
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RansomTime: Is this a horror game or an adventure game?
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countz3r0: take a poop
af0z: I believe she's passive-aggrisively pretending not to understand when you shout
FriendlyFireTV: LOL
TheMoatman: Oh yeah this is where we were when it died on us
ArtofDaDress: @malc that explains why it was already open :P
Pimptimus_Prime: Yasss
DigitalSeahorse: "go to bed....go...to.......BED!"
OKB_1: Somehow this character reminds me of Kes from Star Trek Voyager
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: Just my gal!
FriendlyFireTV: wat
gsyhiap: w o w
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: WOW
malc: "I'm a little teapot"
the_living_gale: Avoiding the question?!
gsyhiap: g33kCoffee
Cantwearcats: Yes you are Rio
wildpeaks: no, YOU're basic coffee cup :D
SchalaKitty: straight denied
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: DANCE!
All_mankind: in my headcanon she's hearing impaired
RansomTime: yes this is coffee cup
FriendlyFireTV: >tell me about yourself>"it's a basic coffee cup" goldyDone
TorvakMOS: Coffee woman
iSmartMan1: She's supposed to reply "My age, hobbies, and measurements are none of your business"
t3h_f1gm3nt: that silent head nod is soooooo good
newfur: She's basic, got it Keepo
duaiwe: That head tilt was great.
chuckbatman: SHE'S A BASIC COFFEE CUP
sleepyham: is "basic coffee cup" throwing shade? Kappa
Evil_Smurf: I'm made of coffee
Splosion: LAdy! Come on!
Driosenth: shoot window
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: dance your way to success Ben
duaiwe: “I’m not going to respond to that."
TheMoatman: !highlight coffee cup
BASEGray20: It identifies as a coffee cup
LRRbot: Highlight added.
malc: "Open lrrEFF "
FriendlyFireTV: is this game 100% voice chat?
Evil_Smurf: "Open fuck"
rarermonsters: Ask her to Get Ye Flask
All_mankind: i like my women like i like my coffee: not self-identifying as coffee
malc: yes friendlyfiretv
FriendlyFireTV: @malc this is hell
couldntpickausername: game like this but Undertale style that remembers everything and adjusts.