Beefpants: THATS IT I GIVE UP I LIVE IN THE BATHROOM NOW
Grumpy_Mcfart: twitch plays dark souls?
Ummon_: light farts
TheExactSame: seriously? you are going to show us a flamethrower and not let us use it?
dew_man03: Set Allen on fire
castlewise: molly?
IndigoVitare: Evil_smurf there's a banana controlled run, just to understand that
Rhynerd: Let's make molotovs!
GapFiller: ah the good ol' Die Hard method
DeusMachinaEx: Mix tape
Evil_Smurf: A banana?
cfpreston: my mixtape
MechaKuuga: a dell PC from 2007
Jarannis: They're flammable though...
Earthenone: toilet paper seems fir erelated
Glenn_Seto: well, she's been handing out sick burns all day, so where's the issue?
Beefpants: Give tissues to allen
MCJiopur: Make a molotov?
nobodyimportantororiginal: Get ... my mixtape.
Rhynerd: There was some wine in a orevious room, right?
IndigoVitare: Evil_Smurf as in Bananas, with wires stuck in them. You press the bananas and things happen
Granitefish: Those are both Flammable so they are usable
Arcane_Wizard: @LoadingReadyRun just have Ben use his mixtape on the spider
DeusMachinaEx: Use Sass
MsL3th4l: @navi_chem people run bubsy 3d. nothing suprises me tbh lol
Evil_Smurf: I feel bad I'm bad at DS now
robo__nixon: Insult spider for sick burns :p
TEHbigIVAN: make toga out of sheets
kpiozero: Rio's got some sick burns herself
Evil_Smurf: People have beat it on guitar hero guitars
Beefpants: beat head against wall
Mossballhaym: Did we try the text to speech thing?
Grumpy_Mcfart: this game is actually a really neat ide
malc: #LeftShelf
Grumpy_Mcfart: *idea
Evil_Smurf: #leftshark
FeaturingMe: Do you even lift?
RvLeshrac: FUCK, I missed Lifeline, one of my favourite PS2 games?
Cantwearcats: This lift? Also *** stupid
Compleatly: RvLeshrac: yes.
Evil_Smurf: I do elevator
TalecArashi: nah they're still before the spider
RvLeshrac: The most amazing game, because my PC at the time couldn't even do speech recognition this well.
Beefpants: The lift sound sounds like vocal foley
HomelessShyGuy21: This game is cool period
Evil_Smurf: Heck, this game is about as responsive as Siri today
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Beefpants: 'SEND NUDES'
castlewise: nice
All_mankind: it's amazing just being able to control something with the buttons isn't it
SacrificialToast: I thought she already knew that action Kappa
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MsL3th4l: "molotov + cocktail =??? "
VideogameBondage: "There's a scrap of paper" "Let's see what does it say" "New Phone who dis"
JumbahJawn: lmoa @Beefpants
Ummon_: czech shelf
rarermonsters: I just realized, Taunt implies aggro. Aggro implies escort quests. Escort quests: with this control scheme.
All_mankind: this was 2003, before everyone had cameras
IndigoVitare: buttons are the future of game controls. They offer a more immersive and responsive system than voice commands Kappa
Evil_Smurf: Am I a monster for wanting this in VR?
Grumpy_Mcfart: dance bonedaddy
SniperPumpkin: you have to be in the center
Arcane_Wizard: center
CrazyFishPerson: Enter?
All_mankind: in VR would it be from her POV?
Kazman20a: have to be centered maybe
castlewise: @Evil_Smurf Only if the VR version of the game takes place in the operator room and you can only interact with screens
All_mankind: now that's a nice game idea
All_mankind: skip the voice control BS
RvLeshrac: The voice control is literally the entire point of the game.
cairistiona13: dayyyyta
kpiozero: I like the game, the problem is the voice controls are like 13 years old
RvLeshrac: Without the voice control, it is just a completely average PS2-era adventure game.
FeaturingMe: Take Note
Compleatly: we like puzzles. puzzles are good.
kpiozero: using a voice pool from the 1990s
Earthenone: Daddy Unit?
aesir_blade: Daddy unit?
Shenandygains: daddy unit
Evil_Smurf: Also, why can't any console use a 21:9 monitor? Switch, Apple TV, or Xbox?
Rhynerd: Maybe we should write that note down.
wildpeaks: it's almost a crapshot :D
korvys: Daddy unit?
SirBiffaloEsq: Daddy unit? This isn't Overwatch.
DeusMachinaEx: dada unit
newfur: Daddy unit ;3
MsL3th4l: Daddy Unit KappaPride
HomelessShyGuy21: Daddy unit Kappa
TEHbigIVAN: Dolly =hallway
Evil_Smurf: Daddy unit for kinky robots
DeusMachinaEx: Touch unit
Grumpy_Mcfart: rub unit
wildpeaks: oh god
Psychic_Ketchup: Wooooow
Ummon_: Can't use it, I'm not staff PMSTwin
the_living_gale: *Stream Dead*
Compleatly: Alex is right.
Grumpy_Mcfart: caress data unit
Rhynerd: What?
Evil_Smurf: Daddy unit, can I have borrow your car?
MCJiopur: but y tho
RvLeshrac: Evil_Smurf: Because maybe three people own them, and none of the consoles you mentioned could POSSIBLY display a decent supported resolution.
wildpeaks: "use lyft" ? :D
GSCeurope: how do you go diagonally? o_O
FeaturingMe: up first
lorrickgale: i tune back in, and just witness the done-ness on bens face
Ummon_: but you can't move diagonally right?
Macheya: How can you go diagonal?
Rhynerd: How would we do the diagonal?
Compleatly: macheya: poorly.
Compleatly: Rhynerd: poorly.
lifecharacter: Needs more power?
FeaturingMe: voltage at 50%?
Evil_Smurf: @rhynerd Apple sell movies in 21:9, they can't even sell an Apple to to display it?
ThinksTooMuch: voltage isn't full, need to turn off the other lift maybe?
SpacePotato01: do you even lift
Evil_Smurf: Same as Netflix
dukemelvin: well that was fun my laptop just died ... did someone reply to my comment about the bits?
Rhynerd: @evil_smurf i think you sent that message to the wrong user...
Juliamon: Dukemelvin bits are a way to tip streamers, each bit is a penny
nobodyimportantororiginal: r u ok
malc: picnic?
AlonsoSwift: Moon Unit?
Compleatly: can you say "run X" to just get her to run immediately
Evil_Smurf: Daddy unit
malc: just me picnicking then
Evil_Smurf: I'm so bussing glad coding is not voice command
Grumpy_Mcfart: mind blown
Rhynerd: Oh, that was easy.
lifecharacter: They have to do that anytime they want to check that shelf...
FeaturingMe: Magneatium
Compleatly: still unclear as to why we couldn't just get there by going right then up
GapFiller: speaking of scifi horror while we're here hey Alex do you have ANY interest in Covenant?
Compleatly: lifecharacter: everytime. Every. Time.
wildpeaks: 4. "do not eat"
RvLeshrac: Evil_Smurf: Max resolution for an AppleTV4 is 1080p
Cantwearcats: "Keep out of reach of children. And Rio. She's a *** idiot"
Glenn_Seto: @LoadingReadyRun how do you feel about doing parasite eve as a follow-up?
Evil_Smurf: I know
TorvakMOS: Does she put it in her butt...
Vertech289: why would you light a fire on a space station?
draxov: I watched aliens for the first time today :o
Grumpy_Mcfart: 5.not for oral or intravaginal use
MCJiopur: I disagree that you can't use that as a weapon
Compleatly: cantwearcats: Rio is basically a child.
Earthenone: going to hatewatch covenant then?
wildpeaks: "5. you ate it haven't you"
Evil_Smurf: That's why I have a 2nd gen Apple TV
RvLeshrac: Parasite Eve had the shitty tank-controls, didn't it?
GapFiller: remember Parasite Eve being dope
Nightvalien28: RvLeshrac yup
Rhynerd: Do we have parasite eve?
Compleatly: I think so RvLeshrac
RvLeshrac: When does Ben do Fatal Frame 2?
GapFiller: but then again that was twenty years ago now
Evil_Smurf: It plays music well enough
RvLeshrac: I remember Parasite Eve being a good game except for the shitty tank controls.
Evil_Smurf: It's good enough at most things
DigitalSeahorse: I approve of Alex visiting Ben for Layers of Fear
GapFiller: erugh tank controls
DigitalSeahorse: :D
asthanius: Revolver Ocelot-style gun spinning?
ekimekim3000: "sexy poes"? like, Legend of Zelda rule 34?
GapFiller: so many awful PS1 era memories
ArtofDaDress: Bring Alex to the home stream! :D
Niallsb: I hope her response is "This is my sexy pose."
TEHbigIVAN: sexy pose? with those polygons?
RvLeshrac: Oh, if the combat used better control, that might be why I remember it being good.
JonathanFrisby_: hello
asthanius: Medicine
Thomas_Harry_Reid: woo spoops a coming ^^ sup guys and gals
asthanius: I mean, duh
Glenn_Seto: parasite eve also sorta relied on menu-based combat, right?
wildpeaks: doctor
GapFiller: tank controls belong in a pre analogue stick world
Earthenone: shes not wrong
Lithobraker: weed
Kthanid: Oxygen
tyloncorp: Band aids
korvys: This sounds like a kids tv show
VideogameBondage: She can hook ytou up
Cantwearcats: Is this a CBeebies show now?
LathosTiran: welcome to sesame street
lifecharacter: "Sexy Pose"?
KOneSix: Alcohol
dukemelvin: ahh ok, thanks for the information. i assume it takes the place of donations ?
GSCeurope: infirm people?
asthanius: Doctors?
Astra7525: what is this? A quiz show?
Grumpy_Mcfart: rubbing alchohol
ekimekim3000: This is a very Dora the Explorer vibe...
DigitalSeahorse: xray
cairistiona13: bandages?
nobodyimportantororiginal: Sexy nurses?
t3h_f1gm3nt: ROFL
kpiozero: ewgh
Macheya: Did this turn into an episode of Blue's Clues?
malc: haha
Orcanaught: The machine that goes "ping!"
newfur: DRUGS!
Kazman20a: alchohol
Shenandygains: Drugs!
Evil_Smurf: Bandages
SirAndroid: alchohol
DigitalSeahorse: oxygen tank!
Nightvalien28: cocaine
Shenandygains: This is like a *** Dora the Explorer
lorrickgale: that head tilt is so creepy
AlonsoSwift: Sexy Pose
Reecer6: I do love how much things this game accepts.
malc: !maam
DigitalSeahorse: gas tanks under pressure
cairistiona13: LOL
Grumpy_Mcfart: ether
ShadeofHades: @Orcanaught You're incredible. I love that reference
Knightlyvalor: operating table
Darth_Wooper: Bandages?
ekimekim3000: oxygen tank?
kpiozero: Alcholols
Orcanaught: 4Head
InkyGhoast: xray?
Evil_Smurf: Bandage
asthanius: WHAT?
Dumori: in the future drugs are every where
kpiozero: DRUGS
AlonsoSwift: Rubbing alcohol...?
DigitalSeahorse: find the hydrogen or oxygen tanks
Knightlyvalor: Hi Alex and Ben! Hi chat!
rarermonsters: I love how gaming has finally embraced Pedantic Female Protagonists
slazer2au: Oxygen tank?
kpiozero: ALL OVERE DIS PLACE
asthanius: Infirmary -> Chemicals?
RvLeshrac: I'm 50% sure that the guessing is just training for the speech recognition engine.
DigitalSeahorse: those will make fire
TheExactSame: The correct answer was chemicals
Granitefish: Dumori There are drugs everywhere now
Earthenone: Zoom
nobodyimportantororiginal: Rawket Lawnchair.
JonathanFrisby_: flamethrower
Reecer6: I mean, I'd like to keep my infirmary and my pharmaceutical lab... not the exact same room?
coolbond: flamethrower
DigitalSeahorse: flame thrower?
Ummon_: rawket lawnchair
Glenn_Seto: molotov?
Compleatly: molotov cocktail
Evil_Smurf: Dickbutt
Reecer6: Cyanide.
asthanius: Japanese Katana
Papperslappen: Morning star
kpiozero: molotov cocktail
Grumpy_Mcfart: nuke
Jarannis: BOMB!
Earthenone: Chineese Wor Sword
Stoffern: chinese war sword
FeaturingMe: NUKE
Psychic_Ketchup: Giant floppy dildo bat
Cantwearcats: Did you...hit your head between that last room and this one?
Shenandygains: The Penetrator
NimrodXIV: bottle
SirBiffaloEsq: Trebuchet
SirAndroid: molotov
malc: "Can you name some weapons, Alex?" "Can I ever!"
AlonsoSwift: This is Alex's wheelhouse, man.
rarermonsters: Come on Alex, go full Gunaboo on this one
LeeshaJoy: catapult
Glenn_Seto: clubs?
wildpeaks: deagle-flavored deagle
Grumpy_Mcfart: nukes
Rhynerd: Molotov
JonathanFrisby_: flamthrower
jakale: knife?
Frednotbob: Rocket.
RvLeshrac: Suddenly: "M203 Under-barrel Grenade Launcher"
Grumpy_Mcfart: nuke
Evil_Smurf: Ak47
Shenandygains: Chinese Wor Sword
solahwin_tampramain: kinify
TorvakMOS: ***
DigitalSeahorse: AED Paddels!
GSCeurope: numb chucks ^^
Lancer873: I'm surprised they've got this much detail in the VO
t3h_f1gm3nt: lrrGOAT
solahwin_tampramain: canify
Papperslappen: yay.
cairistiona13: obvs
Aenir798: didn't Ben say that earlier wtf
GapFiller: we GOAT there
Trippzen: What is this, Blue's Clues?
Evil_Smurf: Drank alcohol
nobodyimportantororiginal: Pancor Jackhammer.
SniperPumpkin: !highlight yaaaaay
Spolin: But... molotov cocktails use gasoline
cairistiona13: yay
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Cantwearcats: There's alcohol in every *** room on this *** station
Grumpy_Mcfart: "let's look for some alchohol"
kpiozero: well
ThinksTooMuch: This really does have an impressive number of recognized prompts
Psychic_Ketchup: Sorry I stopped listening after "find alcohol"
FeaturingMe: Spolin: don't even worry about it
kpiozero: they'd use any flamable liquid
Macheya: Hopefully there's some healing items in here.
RvLeshrac: Lancer873: Another reason this is one of my favourite PS2 games.
macintose: DORA
TEHbigIVAN: doomfist
Grumpy_Mcfart: it's not nothing
malc: uhhh
Reecer6: Backstory!
Evil_Smurf: Oh no
pixiecat87: A CLUE! A CLUE!
TheExactSame: "you want me to tie my shoe?"
DeusMachinaEx: Take antidepressant
RvLeshrac: Lifeline is the ONLY reason I owned a PS2 headset, and the PS2 headset is still the greatest headset I've ever owned.
Cantwearcats: Yes. Everyone has memories
TheExactSame: "oh, a clue!"
Glenn_Seto: "I'm that girl from prometheus..."
LeeshaJoy: traumatic
Arcane_Wizard: @LoadingReadyRun you should have just said katakana over and over for like 3 hours
asthanius: You lost me there, game.
DigitalSeahorse takes out her trusty Blues Clues bullet journal notebook :P
RvLeshrac: Suddenly the game just turns into therapy.
Evil_Smurf: Daddy unit, relive trauma
GSCeurope: moment ruined
Gildan_Bladeborn: I feel like you guys missed a chance to give her an answer there.
Compleatly: so Rio's basically a child right
kpiozero: So, whats this joke about chinese blades?
DeusMachinaEx: Cry
asthanius: "Play Solitare"
Gildan_Bladeborn: No no Ben, a SWEET katana. Kappa
Frednotbob: Shoot terminal!
HomelessShyGuy21: She's like what kind of memory was it Alex:..... desk.
GapFiller: "Check Porn Folder"
Theicyhandofdeath: "tell me your secrets"
FeaturingMe: Frozen won't come out for like a decade
wildpeaks: yesss
malc: uhhhhh
RvLeshrac: Got there!
Spolin: "Turn it off and on again"
TorvakMOS: NOPE
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Rhynerd: Dangit.
TheExactSame: no, it cannot
LarkSachrosis: !Vogue
khuasta: when you are not investigating i think
Glenn_Seto: imagine working IT in a world where only admins can TURN ON a frickin' pc
kpiozero: So whats this about the chinese war sword?
Compleatly: Rio's body is weird and unnaturally bendy.
DigitalSeahorse: sexy pose when you're with one of those douches?
IndigoVitare: now you are a doctor
korvys: I'm genuinely impressed with how well this game works.
DeusMachinaEx: No, it said sexy PROS
Hingadora: We can do surgery now.
Grumpy_Mcfart: we can get ALL the drugs!
tim19862: so you can have her do a sexy pose only in battle?
Compleatly: Ben have you played Bendy and the Ink Machine yet
zargreus99: Sexy prose?
Trippzen: Aww, I was hoping she would say bless you
DigitalSeahorse: gazoomtits
Rhynerd: @tim19862 doubt it.
HomelessShyGuy21: Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop whop
Psychic_Ketchup: Gesundheit, I think?
wildpeaks: "what's a book"
RvLeshrac: "Are you talking about that?" I think you can just say "Yes"
asthanius: Sexy Prose? Have you /read/ Wordsworth? Kappa
Evandill: Hi all, what's going on?
malc: sexy prose?
DigitalSeahorse: yup
ArtofDaDress: alka-lols
HomelessShyGuy21: Knowledge. TheRinger
tim19862: Rhynerd were they talking about some other command in battle?
DigitalSeahorse: so much for Mars trip
Grumpy_Mcfart: how bad is the food here?!
Frednotbob: @Glenn_Seto I once worked at a place that once told everyone on my shift to turn off their computers after work to save power -- and tehn two days later told us not to bother because the morning shift complained about having to wait while they booted up.
Rhynerd: @tim19862 taunt and low kick?
Theicyhandofdeath: space sickness man
Earthenone: Stop, Sexy pose
RvLeshrac: I think any time she asks a yes/no question, you can just say yes or no.
tim19862: ah
Cantwearcats: There are all sorts of medical problems in space. Most of them are nausea apparently
tim19862: thanks Rhynerd
IndigoVitare: anti-nausea medicine sounds useful with all these dead bodies and hideous "aliens" around
DigitalSeahorse: human reproductive systems don't work well in low to no gravity
DeusMachinaEx: Open door. Get on floor. Walk dinosaur.
HomelessShyGuy21: No we're talking about the souder
HomelessShyGuy21: *spider
Frednotbob: 'Smooth operatoooooor...'
Gildan_Bladeborn: RvLeshrac - chat tried to tell them that last time, but for some reason every time that situation came up they would always, always, ALWAYS try to respond when the game said "cannot talk".
ShadeofHades: Walk like an Egyptian
kpiozero: HEAL CAPS
Grumpy_Mcfart: frozen waffles!
DigitalSeahorse: I mean the sex would work but the other part of it wouldn't as well
kpiozero: DELCIOUS
HomelessShyGuy21: Me Kappa
FeaturingMe: GG EC
Rhynerd: Healthy!
wildpeaks: only one heal capsule ? worst medical bay
RvLeshrac: No lotions?
tim19862: get ream of paper Kappa
theAngelsWeep: RvLeshrac, i don't think you can cause it has the cannot talk in the upper left when she asks
ThinksTooMuch: That's a lot of anti-nausea meds, but on a rotation-style station, particularly a relatively small one like this, people would be quite likely to get motion sick at first. So a stockpile of anti-nausea meds actually makes a lot of sense
TEHbigIVAN: STOP, Hammer time
RvLeshrac: theAngelsWeep: She asks, and then you have to wait until it tells you you can talk again.
DeusMachinaEx: Cast magic spell
khuasta: ohhh it should dance when you say "stop! hammer time!"
Gildan_Bladeborn: Cast Magic Missle.
DeusMachinaEx: Become wizard
zargreus99: The pathing is actually pretty good.
tim19862: poo
ekimekim3000: erbo medicine
Evandill: So what's the conceit of theis game?
Psychic_Ketchup: Dank nugs!
Earthenone: Fire Magic Missle into the Darkness
tim19862: lol
RassilonDND: herbal "medicine"
Beefpants: 'herbal medicine'
Grumpy_Mcfart: Cast Magic Missile at the darkness!
Rhynerd: Don't wanna vomit in space, now do ya?
cairistiona13: lol
Frednotbob: 'Attack the darkness'.
AlonsoSwift: So, I missed the first bit. Why is there a space station hotel?
AllMeatPizza: Space herb
HomelessShyGuy21: Macaroni!
oyleslyck: Dank herbs
RvLeshrac: herb"al" medicine
asthanius: Can't get any higher than space, bro
tergonis: must treat glaucoma
wildpeaks: get chipped
JQuill7: Cherbal Chedicine
TEHbigIVAN: Cast magic missile against the darkness
zargreus99: Use green herb.
Beefpants: in space no one can hear you blaze
newfur: SMOOOOOO-SMO-SMO-SMOOOOOOOOOOOOO-SMOOOOO
DarkMorford: Hey Alex and Ben, hey chat!
khuasta: Sexy pose?
tim19862: lol
amythist: seems a bit of a convoluted system when to get access to meds the doctor has to swipe a card then call into the security room to have them disengage the locks/open the cabinets
Gildan_Bladeborn: AlonsoSwift - Reasons? I watched the first bit on VOD and I don't know that we really got a clear answer why there's a space hotel.
Arcane_Wizard: @LoadingReadyRun literal space weed
urbanvagabond: weird i didn't get a notification
KOneSix: Computer chip in herbal storage. Okay then.
ArtofDaDress: its the MARRY JAMS
DeusMachinaEx: Call snoop
Knightlyvalor: Hey DarkMorford!
RvLeshrac: amythist: Not really, on a cruise ship.
tim19862: \o howdy DarkMorford
Psychic_Ketchup: Oh my
AlonsoSwift: @Gildan_Bladeborn Oh, just space hotel for the sake of space hotel then?
Glenn_Seto: guys, remember what happened last time you stole grandma's kush (RE7)
macintose: cure tinitis
Beefpants: Those pants...
Theicyhandofdeath: i hear its..... out of this world
DeusMachinaEx: Drink
Gildan_Bladeborn: AlonsoSwift - seems like it.
Beefpants: 'CHUG'
RassilonDND: Drink alcohol!
Earthenone: Sexy Pose
Solemn_storm: "get crunk"
lifecharacter: Get Krunk
Nuurgle: Apply lotion to skin
Psychic_Ketchup: And a regular cocktail too?
Frednotbob: @Theicyhandofdeath *Hands over the Justice Shades and prepares the Who*
oyleslyck: Dank herbals... "Party with Snoop."
DeusMachinaEx: Sit down. Drink. Stand up. Drink
Questhere: get drunk
Beefpants: 'find allen'
solahwin_tampramain: drink
tim19862: heh
Evandill: @amythist probably because they don't want people making tuff they shouldn't
SniperPumpkin: lrrJUDGE
DigitalSeahorse: looks like a grocery shelf for butter and margarine
kpiozero: Wow ben
Grumpy_Mcfart: get out ben
GapFiller: gdi Ben
delta__vee: barman, mix me a molotov Kappa
solahwin_tampramain: get crunk
RassilonDND: lrrBEEJ
Psychic_Ketchup: !highlight Gdi Ben
tergonis: dude's clearly an alien
Hingadora: Maybe use more Molotovs?
LRRbot: Highlight added.
sjcTheos: what about TWO Molotov cocktails?!
FeaturingMe: Correct
DigitalSeahorse: robots
newfur: Fun fact: getting blackout *** drunk is a legitimate medical cure
korvys: It did seem like she would have thought of it herself eventually - you eventually gave up on "what's in an infirmary"
GapFiller: oh yeah the now Beej empote
tim19862: overgrown leeches Kappa
DeusMachinaEx: She's not wrong
CodeGorilla: Is there seriously a character named Allen in this?
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Cantwearcats: Of course, all real life aliens are super friendly
Dared00: lrrFINE
lifecharacter: Reveal the truth of her world to her? "You're in a video game"?
Evandill: Uhm... I mean it's not a moves...
Macheya: lrrFINE
Darth_Wooper: Now all we need is a clown mask for the spider, to make this nightmare complete. lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Beefpants: Milk milk lemonade
Theicyhandofdeath: lrrBEEJ wait we have a beej
JQuill7: anyone else think at times she sort of sounds like the lady from Zoo Race?
DigitalSeahorse: I'm having trouble believing that she's not an alien
Theicyhandofdeath: WHAT
newfur: @Beefpants around the corner beef is made Keepo
Compleatly: Jquill7: a younger version yes
tim19862: haha what
TEHbigIVAN: molotov cocktail burns hot and fast. fire goes out quickly unless it catches something else on fire
the_living_gale: I. Um. But--
Dared00: @jquill7 race me, operator!
Theicyhandofdeath: this changes everything
Evandill: WHAAAAAAAT
t3h_f1gm3nt: <3 Rio
Glenn_Seto: TOS
Cantwearcats: I think that's just a stretch O_O
TheExactSame: damn it. I wasn't watching
ekimekim3000: "Sexy Pose" "The bed, ok"
cairistiona13: yessss
Astral_Apache: I MISSSED IT
Astral_Apache: D:
Igorstrpes: I missed the sexy pos. :(
nattsan: Yes you can
Astra7525: Is this a DoA Boob simulator reference?
tim19862: hehe ekimekim3000
wildpeaks: Sexy pose lrrBEEJ
Frednotbob: Yes, you can.
nobodyimportantororiginal: sbzyLuv
samwonk: I hate "this isn't a movie." Your character saying that this only happens in fiction doesn't make them seem real, it just breaks immersion.
Ummon_: nurse outfit :D
Beefpants: 'French Maid'
tyloncorp: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrBEEJ
7gorobei: when does she get a new outfit?
All_mankind: "power pose"
KOneSix: Ben: Yes. Period.
Cantwearcats: Too sexy, someone complain to Blizzard Kappa
DeusMachinaEx: Without micro skirt I don't know if this is sexy or not
Beefpants: 'Hillary Clinton Pantsuit'
Theicyhandofdeath: lrrDOTS lrrBEEJ lrrARROW
tim19862: it *was* a stretch
RvLeshrac: samwonk: I mean, that's not an unrealistic thing to say.
BusTed: A lot of this game is a stretch.
SpacePotato01: what happened to audio?
Gildan_Bladeborn: Ben, you just saw that the designers put in an unlockable voice command for "sexy pose". Was that a SERIOUS question?
ekimekim3000: "Zoom In" "Sexy Pose"
tim19862: WHAT:!??! new lrr beej emote??!
Frednotbob: @samwonk How do you mean? 'This isn't something that happens in reality' isn't very immersion-breaking to me.
SpacePotato01: ah, it was on my end nm
newfur: ayyyyyyyyyyy
Earthenone: can you combine zoom and sexy posE?
tim19862: nice
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams at Wed 06:00 PM PDT (1:13 from now).
Compleatly: what does "spin gun" do
DeusMachinaEx: Dat Gap
wildpeaks: I'm almost worried to look for the alternate costumes :D
Compleatly: I hope it makes her 360 no scope
Beefpants: 'metal bikini and broadaxe outfit'
Pandax0: Have we tried to make her to a pirouette? For Adam of course.
urbanvagabond: what are we playin on crossing the streams the event page has nothing
TEHbigIVAN: chopper 4
Beefpants: yeah pump those cheeks
RassilonDND: crush dew
Evil_Smurf: IMm impressed this woman is not a schoolgirl with panty shots
tergonis: good call
tim19862: heheh
Psychic_Ketchup: Hahaha
sjcTheos: sun suite every day!
FeaturingMe: Smoke Weed at the Sun Suite
Foxmar320: urbanvagabond Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
Cantwearcats: No! Never go back to the *** sun suite
wildpeaks: you did this
Darth_Wooper: @urbanvagabond The new Mario Kart for Switch, I believe.
RvLeshrac: urbanvagabond: Beej plans on ending reality for a brief hour.
Haberdashed: lol
Shenandygains: s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sm-sm-smook-smo-sm-smoke weed
Ummon_: smoke weed in sun suite
kpiozero: YA *** UP
Evil_Smurf: Seriously I love the restraint
RvLeshrac: urbanvagabond: So there's literally nothing planned.
urbanvagabond: thank you fox and darth
FeaturingMe: The Sun Suite better be room number 420
kpiozero: YOU HAVE *** UP
newfur: WHAT'S THAT? THE SUN SUITE?
TEHbigIVAN: shave point
Beefpants: snoo snoo
Nuurgle: lol
tim19862: they sell rains?
DeusMachinaEx: Snoooooooooop
tim19862: rasins
Grumpy_Mcfart: dance ballet
Compleatly: I kind of wish lrrBEEJ was a picture of of a bald Beej.
DeusMachinaEx: Dance grind
newfur: DADADADADA
RagingTrees: snoopavision
barbarianras: guys! nbonus Jimquisition just posted!
Evil_Smurf: Dadadada unit
talosparoxi: !live
Xiff_: I wonder if you could convert this into a "twitch plays"
kpiozero: It'd be impossible
DeusMachinaEx: Die
Gildan_Bladeborn: Alex & Ben - there IS an alternate costume, but it doesn't appear to be a sexy one. Also you have to finish the game to unlock it.
FeaturingMe: I was burn ready
Evandill: Could you? Probably should you? no.
talosparoxi: !runtime
cairistiona13: people talking over each other would mess up the audio super quickly
Cantwearcats: Oh god everything's on fire
Pandax0: Wait arn't we in space?
cairistiona13: yup
tim19862: she has a cute face texture :)
Ummon_: light first, then talk. Good plan
sethjharris: throw the mazel tov cocktail
Macheya: So she's a Southpaw?
DeusMachinaEx: Inhale fumes
Pandax0: is this not an oxygen rich enviroment?
ekimekim3000: "When I say go, get ready to throw..."
tergonis: "too heavy to throw very far"...wut?
wildpeaks: if she keeps talking, it will go off :D
Jarannis: "Mazel tov? I'm not jewish"
sjcTheos: why didn't we make more? 🤔
Compleatly: why would you NOT tell me this before you lit the cocktail?
ekimekim3000: Throw it on him, not me!
Coilean: too heavy
lifecharacter: Kept talking and exploded.
oyleslyck: No pressure
ArtofDaDress: throw it before you die!
ArtofDaDress: GEEZ
Lancer873: I thought Molotovs don't usually *explode*, they just burst open and let the flames spread.
Grumpy_Mcfart: !uptime
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Ummon_: @tergonis cuz she throws like a girl Kappa
GSCeurope: it's fine, it's not a fuse
FeaturingMe: Apply Maximum Burn To Arachnid
Rhynerd: Once shot, one opportunity, grandma's marijuana.
Coilean: girl you need to do some weight lifting
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Gildan_Bladeborn: So what you're saying is... this is a QTE.
Evandill: Wait ehre'd she get the gun?
TheExactSame: Molotov, Sexy Pose
TEHbigIVAN: only get one shot, not going to throw away my shot
sjcTheos: RIP
t3h_f1gm3nt: ***
RassilonDND: she said we need to get closer
RagingTrees: she said she cant throw that far
Evandill: BG
DeusMachinaEx: Sexy pose
kpiozero: You got to get it close
MCJiopur: Needed to be closer
Aenir798: You were too far away
Haberdashed: REKT
Pandax0: *sexy pose
Thomas_Harry_Reid: ded
Evil_Smurf: !vore
tergonis: she throws like a small child
Beefpants: rect
GapFiller: uhhh
Solemn_storm: it's heavy alex
ThinksTooMuch: Need to let it get closer yeah, she said she couldn't throw it far
TheExactSame: you GOTTA pose in front of the explosion
kpiozero: she did say you'd need to get it close
Beefpants: you are died
Frednotbob: 'Please choose in which', it says.
Psychic_Ketchup: Obviously hadn't listened to Hamilton
nobodyimportantororiginal: You might say she can't hold her liquor.
Compleatly: tergonis: she is a small child, or at least has the mind of one
Gildan_Bladeborn: Over, and over, and over again. lrrSCOOP
Nightvalien28: yup she said it has to be closer
Ummon_: she really does throw like a girl
sjcTheos: Rio really needs to learn some independence... you don't really need to tell her when to throw.
tergonis: till you can see the yellows of it's teeth
kpiozero: Ben don't you go dissing perfect waifu
TEHbigIVAN: giant space spider
Beefpants: She did leg day every day and skipped upper body
aesir_blade: No it's not
aesir_blade: Circle is confirm in japanese
korvys: Japanese used circle
RobertMerlow: Japanese games love dat circle confirm
Chipton: The Japanese and US confirm/cancel are reversed
tergonis: cirle is confirm
theAngelsWeep: the funny thing is that the flames were BEHIND it when she missed. which should have implied she threw it too far
RvLeshrac: sjcTheos: You have a different range of vision.
MadWaltz: Yeah, pretty sure alex is right. Most japanese games o is confirm, x is cancel
Evandill: Botha re wrong, X is a correct
Nightvalien28: alex, internet says to use select to skip cutscene
sjcTheos: circle is what confirm SHOULD be. X for cancel, arrow for camera and square for map
RobertMerlow: I remember playing the Japanese version of GT5, and it really threw me