tetlanesh: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Amonkhet Sealed/Draft Leagues) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (2:15 from now).
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:16:16.
SithSerith: !advice
LRRbot: Eat all foods before bouncing nose.
TXC2: and we're back
SithSerith: Me! I added you guys
2rrr_mirror_breaker: someone tweet at Gaby to get in here
ArcOfTheConclave: no ghosting
Random_Robin: You changed killer?
Saulens181: Are you guys opn the Discord?
TXC2: James "the Lrr Muderer" Turner
wildpeaks: very cathardic
CptCorallis: I assume to be Fair, that the survivors have the option of jumping in the discord?
Macheya: @TXC2 The LRRderer.
SithSerith: it's either that or Sgt Spookums
TXC2: !highlight In my heart, you're a killer
LRRbot: Highlight added.
TXC2: Macheya slowclap.wav
TheManaLeek: Messaged Gaby on Discord to see if she wants to join
Foxmar320: You just want to kill the chat
2rrr_mirror_breaker: @TheManaLeek YAASS
CptCorallis: Oh, the killer shouldn't be on the discord, that would go TERRIBLY
TheManaLeek: Not sure if she's around
Aenir798: "Uh, I am, Sir Vivor."
Macheya: Dude, the survivors being the Warriors of Darkness would be great.
CptCorallis: !Highlight Is that a chainsaw?
LRRbot: Highlight added.
TXC2: "I have laryngitis"
cfpreston: that killers pretty scary, and kind of handsome - the killer
devildan83: Crapshot idea
wildpeaks: that is the silent killer :D
TXC2: !highlight Diabetes ?
Frednotbob: And oddly-specific weapon, that chain....
Darth_Wooper: So it's a really, REALLY sweet chainsaw?
TheWanderingNomad: Mornin' Chat, how goes the murdering?
TXC2: hello TheWanderingNomad welcome
Seabats: This game any good?
croisvoix1: When they're downed you can just straight murder instead of hooking them
wildpeaks: we're at the point of sacrificing Chat to the alter of streams
TheManaLeek: Offerings are a global effect, generally used up in a real game
2rrr_mirror_breaker: @Seabats lsv and gaby like it although apparently luis is awful at it
IndigoVitare: Adam :O
TheWanderingNomad: Seabats - It's fun to watch at least. How ar eyou with being hunted by James the Serial Killer?
GapFiller: evening Adam
TheThromborax: so this isn't a free to play game?
TheThromborax: not sure why I thought it was
TXC2: TheThromborax nope
cairistiona13: are we still a killer?
drcthulu: Gaby was playing it a bunch
Steelwolf171: I've seen Gaby play it from time to time
TheElrad: you should hunt Adam, James, would be your dreams come true
IndigoVitare: Thanatophobia? Is Fear of Death really classifiable as a phobia?
BusTed: You can stab chat, Adam.
TheWanderingNomad: ^ Finally get back at Chat Adam!
TXC2: IndigoVitare the irrational fear of it yes
Seabats: I would body james
IndigoVitare: it's not irrational though
Lotus_position: @IndigoVitare If it's an irrational fear that damages your life, yes.
IndigoVitare: wait
Ukon_vasara: @IndigoVitare everyone will die sooner or later, to fear it doesnt help OSfrog
IndigoVitare: how can it damage your life MORE THAN DEATH
TheThromborax: PJSalt lips
Lotus_position: If it prevents you from doing anything.
Rhynerd: it's time for things to get REALLY dark.
fourcardcombosuicide: The bassline is definitely referencing Dies Irae
Rhynerd: Here comes the super night.
TXC2: IndigoVitare living in fear is worse then death
TheThromborax: speaking of which, can you up the gamma?
TXC2: TheThromborax nope
TheThromborax: oh god, third person so much better
Lotus_position: E.g., fear of death, so no swimming because you might drown, and staying inside to prevent skin cancer and no electricity because you might electrocute yourself.
Pteraspidomorphi: There's a bit of a handicap right? The survivors know exactly where they are at all times
TheThromborax: is that not an option/
MsL3th4l: so are we killing chat?
TheWanderingNomad: TheThromborax - Killer is First Person, Survivors are third
Ukon_vasara: so chainsaw instead of stealth
Ukon_vasara: opposite ends of the spectrum it seems
croisvoix1: Chainsaw also one hits
Noodles_15: "Go left this!"
TheWanderingNomad: Yea, careful with that James, you get forced to charge forward with the chainsaw
Frednotbob: Chainsaw -- 'GNAAAAAWWWW' Other people' 'Well, that way's clear, for sure...'
Felipe_Modesto: hahaha bodied
plummeting_sloth: well, you are trying to use it one handed
TXC2: Chainsaw? use the Katana instead Kappa
Felipe_Modesto: The chainsaw is not great most of the time but the best thing ever a few times
neacon: one you took lets you become invisible if you stand still
TheWanderingNomad: 60% of the time it works 100% of the tim
Felipe_Modesto: Quickly flick the chainsaw warmup to scare people
Crad0k: evening paul, james, chat
cairistiona13: yeah the standing still and being invisible seems good
TheWanderingNomad: Mornin' Crad0k
CaptainSpam: So we're just straight murdering people here?
Frednotbob: Was that an incredibly drawn-out Wilhelm?
cairistiona13: yes
CptCorallis: Wait, are the stakes that if the chat loses they get banned?
Noodles_15: I've never heard of the banhook though
cairistiona13: we're hooking people
TheWanderingNomad: CaptainSpam - Well maiming them then sacrifcing them to our great Spider God, Steve
CaptainSpam: The opposite of a standard survival horror game?
plummeting_sloth: snackrificed
wildpeaks: that's a very picky death spider
BusTed: lrrGARBO
Felipe_Modesto: HAHA
CaptainSpam: That's one lazy spider if it can't find it's own meals. :-P
Seabats: FailFish
Jay_Blanc: So... If we're ever stuck in a serial killer situation and need to choose between keeping James and Paul in our groups, we're all picking Paul right?
cairistiona13: absolutely
TXC2: "run piggy run!"
Pteraspidomorphi: Normally you use it on the trees
talosparoxi: it's because you took the moonshine
plummeting_sloth: it seems like a charge attack
cairistiona13: trees?
TyrantTaco: chainsaw is a straight line, or a close quaters weapon
SomebodyNowhere: so this is the chainsaw from duck game?
TheWanderingNomad: CaptainSpam - Steve likes his sacrifices to be marinated in terror and despair. Takes a lot of time but so worth it
Felipe_Modesto: chainsaw 100% of the time maybe like 5% of the time
Crad0k: so, what is this? MP? survival not-terribly-horror?
Saulens181: with chat!
TXC2: Crad0k 4vs 1 asymmetrical horror
TheWanderingNomad: Crad0k- Multiplayer. One players is the killer, the others are survivors.
Frednotbob: USE THE CHAINSAW, KRONK!
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: USE SAFETY GUARDS
TXC2: !highlight Chainsaw go!
LRRbot: Highlight added.
TXC2: Lrrbot on point!
Jay_Blanc: James is really good at that running into a wall thing.
wildpeaks: we mastered it
Ukon_vasara: turning early seems to be the deathknell oft he chainsaw
SomebodyNowhere: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #2598: "Yeah! Say my name, bitch!" —Adam, to James [2016-05-25]
wildpeaks: speedrun strat eventually
Darth_Wooper: Well, up to 4v1. Right now it's 3v1 because they couldn't find enough people to play.
MsL3th4l: yeah i liked invisa-bro better lol
Lanthess: So, how much ice cream is being mailed to the winners?
wildpeaks: om nom nom
Crad0k: oh, is it james v chat?
plummeting_sloth: now stop being picky spider god
Saulens181: welp
SithSerith: DAMMIT I've never pounded space so much in my life lmao and I'm the first to go
Ukon_vasara: chainsaw probably works fine if you go mostly straight, maybe steer really late
plummeting_sloth: it's like a guided chiansaw missile
cairistiona13: can you not destroy after they're running?
Ukon_vasara: didnt you use a perk to affect the chainsaw? like better handling but worse recovery i think
wildpeaks: you did it :D
TyrantTaco: there's perks and add-ons that improve recovery time
talosparoxi: no it was better speed worse control
TheWanderingNomad: Ah yes, the MURDER Basement
TyrantTaco: Basement! rooAww
TXC2: "bang zoom straight to the 3rd moon of omicron perisai 8!"
Lotus_position: Down to Uncle Touchy's Puzzle Basement with you.
plummeting_sloth: you have a monster code... always dust your hammer after a swing, never break apart boards with your hammer
SomebodyNowhere: I almost want someone to mod the game to make the killer-ing music into something goofy like that sunshine lolipops song or something
Crad0k: is that going through his crotch?
Felipe_Modesto: James OP, pls nef
Ukon_vasara: oh right, i think i was thinking of the moonshine that they decided against
MsL3th4l: James and Paul are hookers, eh? :3
plummeting_sloth: you could pretenderize them
TyrantTaco: Don't camp! roo4
flikerz1: Im rooting for you senstaku!
SomebodyNowhere: its a legitimate strategy
JediTransmit: James is far too good at this...
TheWanderingNomad: It's a legitimate strategy!
wildpeaks: spider likes to play with its food
cairistiona13: camping is alright though, they turn invisible
TyrantTaco: That's a bad camping killer! bad! rooBaka
Felipe_Modesto: the search for the hatch begins
SomebodyNowhere: fite me 1v1
cairistiona13: hatch time
wildpeaks: yessss
Fanboy_of_Bolas: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Felipe_Modesto: NICE
plummeting_sloth: Got em!
BusTed: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
RassilonDND: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
MT_Storm: lrrGOAT
Lotus_position: !highlight Get'em!
Macheya: lrrHORN
SomebodyNowhere: damn
Felipe_Modesto: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
LRRbot: Highlight added.
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
Frednotbob: We hooked you up. ;)
GapFiller: GOAT
TheWanderingNomad: Steve is pleased!
cairistiona13: boom!
drrek0: cheer60 lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
SomebodyNowhere: killer wins
cairistiona13: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Felipe_Modesto: "Sir, do you have a moment to hear the word of our lord chainsaw?" "Sir?" "I I can hook you up good"
Ukon_vasara: let me introduce my chainsaw to several of your vertebrae OSsloth
Lanthess: I really would love to see a LRR match with Adam as the killer.
TyrantTaco: the spider god is pleased roo3
Puhnkss: lrrBEEJ
TheWanderingNomad: So Dead by Dayight for CTS? :D
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: You must convert taxmen back into entertainers.
Our_OBoros: Don't worry Paul, you and the victims are trapped in an endless loop of these matches!
devildan83: Pauls puns are killer.
TheWanderingNomad: Ooh can we play as Bill from L4D?
SomebodyNowhere: no killer, just a nice camping trip
Random_Robin: Do you need to make them the killer?
wildpeaks: niice
cairistiona13: rugged old man?
BusTed: Pills here!
TheWanderingNomad: Cairistona13 - He's Bill from the original Left 4 Dead. He's a guest character along with Laurie Strode and Michael Myers from Halloween
TyrantTaco: Map bad, key bad, flashlight good if you know how to use it. med kit, or tool box are your best bet
Puhnkss: EYY Alex's toolbox. Oh my. lrrBEEJ
MsL3th4l: can you do that sprint?
cairistiona13: ohhh thanks @TheWanderingNomad
TyrantTaco: Sprint Burst is a must
BusTed: The wiggle meter.
SomebodyNowhere: "wiggle meter"
SomebodyNowhere: thats a thing someone had to write
Random_Robin: Offering?
Macheya: "You're doing it wrong!" :P
How_Fedorable: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: Move your arms in the air like a gorilla.
Felipe_Modesto: No ghosting please guys
TyrantTaco: I wish I could, I have to go to school rooFeels
plummeting_sloth: no ghosting... unless the monster is an actual ghost. Then you can ghost
drrek0: There is no pronunciation of my name
TXC2: no lrrSPOOP
drrek0: so whatever you say is right
Frednotbob: XD
TyrantTaco: I really wish I could play this with LRR, ohh well
sjard42: i'd play if i owned the game.
TXC2: !ovaltien
Felipe_Modesto: yeah, I wish I wasn't at "work" :P
dm818: my name also wasn't thought up with a pronunciation
TXC2: !highlight ovaltein
LRRbot: Highlight added.
BusTed: Kite to zone!
plummeting_sloth: has... thath ever worked
plummeting_sloth: hey, look at that!
TyrantTaco: James heal them!
Pteraspidomorphi: Isn't he watching the stream?
Frednotbob: We live here now.
TXC2: run way run away
TyrantTaco: alrighty, I have to go to school. Good luck!
dostrow_: you live in that portapoty now
Felipe_Modesto: that makes sounds
Felipe_Modesto: that also makes sounds
Random_Robin: You can heal them now?
ParanoidRabbit: watching while being the killer seems like real cheats
Felipe_Modesto: lrrGRED
Haberdashed: LOL
BusTed: awks
cairistiona13: lol
Lotus_position: Just remember to Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Yeah. https://youtu.be/XqWaqa7ten0
DeadlyWinchester: lol
TXC2: !highlight walk right to him
wildpeaks: smoking kills
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Foxmar320: James why lol
Lanthess: James just wanted to be held!
IndigoVitare: oh it's just like in L4D2 :(
JediTransmit: ahh ahh ahh aha, hooked on a feeling!
Random_Robin: Wait for help, don't free youself
cairistiona13: nope
Crad0k: "don't stop moving baby all you do is drive me crazy"
TXC2: "OLD MAN WIGGLE! THAT OLD MAN WIGGLE!"
Haberdashed: LOL
RassilonDND: the hubris!
BusTed: Whoops.
cairistiona13: you deserved that
Lotus_position: !highlight nice
TheWanderingNomad: Walked right into that one
TXC2: lrrGREED
Fanboy_of_Bolas: that's a highlight lrrBEEJ
Foxmar320: LOL
cairistiona13: bye
Macheya: RIP
Ukon_vasara: its fine panicBasket everything is fine panicBasket
Whatanvarno: You are not respecting the warning heartbeats enough >_>
CataclysmicReverb: "Don't go in the door!" Uhh, stream delay