Crad0k: evening paul, james, chat
cairistiona13: yeah the standing still and being invisible seems good
TheWanderingNomad: Mornin' Crad0k
CaptainSpam: So we're just straight murdering people here?
Frednotbob: Was that an incredibly drawn-out Wilhelm?
cairistiona13: yes
CptCorallis: Wait, are the stakes that if the chat loses they get banned?
Noodles_15: I've never heard of the banhook though
cairistiona13: we're hooking people
TheWanderingNomad: CaptainSpam - Well maiming them then sacrifcing them to our great Spider God, Steve
CaptainSpam: The opposite of a standard survival horror game?
plummeting_sloth: snackrificed
wildpeaks: that's a very picky death spider
BusTed: lrrGARBO
Felipe_Modesto: HAHA
CaptainSpam: That's one lazy spider if it can't find it's own meals. :-P
Seabats: FailFish
Jay_Blanc: So... If we're ever stuck in a serial killer situation and need to choose between keeping James and Paul in our groups, we're all picking Paul right?
cairistiona13: absolutely
TXC2: "run piggy run!"
Pteraspidomorphi: Normally you use it on the trees
talosparoxi: it's because you took the moonshine
plummeting_sloth: it seems like a charge attack
cairistiona13: trees?
TyrantTaco: chainsaw is a straight line, or a close quaters weapon
SomebodyNowhere: so this is the chainsaw from duck game?
TheWanderingNomad: CaptainSpam - Steve likes his sacrifices to be marinated in terror and despair. Takes a lot of time but so worth it
Felipe_Modesto: chainsaw 100% of the time maybe like 5% of the time
Crad0k: so, what is this? MP? survival not-terribly-horror?
Saulens181: with chat!
TXC2: Crad0k 4vs 1 asymmetrical horror
TheWanderingNomad: Crad0k- Multiplayer. One players is the killer, the others are survivors.
Frednotbob: USE THE CHAINSAW, KRONK!
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: USE SAFETY GUARDS
TXC2: !highlight Chainsaw go!
LRRbot: Highlight added.
TXC2: Lrrbot on point!
Jay_Blanc: James is really good at that running into a wall thing.
wildpeaks: we mastered it
Ukon_vasara: turning early seems to be the deathknell oft he chainsaw
SomebodyNowhere: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #2598: "Yeah! Say my name, bitch!" —Adam, to James [2016-05-25]
wildpeaks: speedrun strat eventually
Darth_Wooper: Well, up to 4v1. Right now it's 3v1 because they couldn't find enough people to play.
MsL3th4l: yeah i liked invisa-bro better lol
Lanthess: So, how much ice cream is being mailed to the winners?
wildpeaks: om nom nom
Crad0k: oh, is it james v chat?
plummeting_sloth: now stop being picky spider god
Saulens181: welp
SithSerith: DAMMIT I've never pounded space so much in my life lmao and I'm the first to go
Ukon_vasara: chainsaw probably works fine if you go mostly straight, maybe steer really late
plummeting_sloth: it's like a guided chiansaw missile
cairistiona13: can you not destroy after they're running?
Ukon_vasara: didnt you use a perk to affect the chainsaw? like better handling but worse recovery i think
wildpeaks: you did it :D
TyrantTaco: there's perks and add-ons that improve recovery time
talosparoxi: no it was better speed worse control
TheWanderingNomad: Ah yes, the MURDER Basement
TyrantTaco: Basement! rooAww
TXC2: "bang zoom straight to the 3rd moon of omicron perisai 8!"
Lotus_position: Down to Uncle Touchy's Puzzle Basement with you.
plummeting_sloth: you have a monster code... always dust your hammer after a swing, never break apart boards with your hammer
SomebodyNowhere: I almost want someone to mod the game to make the killer-ing music into something goofy like that sunshine lolipops song or something
Crad0k: is that going through his crotch?
Felipe_Modesto: James OP, pls nef
Ukon_vasara: oh right, i think i was thinking of the moonshine that they decided against
MsL3th4l: James and Paul are hookers, eh? :3
plummeting_sloth: you could pretenderize them
TyrantTaco: Don't camp! roo4
flikerz1: Im rooting for you senstaku!
SomebodyNowhere: its a legitimate strategy
JediTransmit: James is far too good at this...
TheWanderingNomad: It's a legitimate strategy!
wildpeaks: spider likes to play with its food
cairistiona13: camping is alright though, they turn invisible
TyrantTaco: That's a bad camping killer! bad! rooBaka
Felipe_Modesto: the search for the hatch begins
SomebodyNowhere: fite me 1v1
cairistiona13: hatch time
wildpeaks: yessss
Fanboy_of_Bolas: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Felipe_Modesto: NICE
plummeting_sloth: Got em!
BusTed: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
RassilonDND: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
MT_Storm: lrrGOAT
Lotus_position: !highlight Get'em!
Macheya: lrrHORN
SomebodyNowhere: damn
Felipe_Modesto: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
LRRbot: Highlight added.
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
Frednotbob: We hooked you up. ;)
GapFiller: GOAT
TheWanderingNomad: Steve is pleased!
cairistiona13: boom!
drrek0: cheer60 lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
SomebodyNowhere: killer wins
cairistiona13: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Felipe_Modesto: "Sir, do you have a moment to hear the word of our lord chainsaw?" "Sir?" "I I can hook you up good"
Ukon_vasara: let me introduce my chainsaw to several of your vertebrae OSsloth
Lanthess: I really would love to see a LRR match with Adam as the killer.
TyrantTaco: the spider god is pleased roo3
Puhnkss: lrrBEEJ
TheWanderingNomad: So Dead by Dayight for CTS? :D
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: You must convert taxmen back into entertainers.
Our_OBoros: Don't worry Paul, you and the victims are trapped in an endless loop of these matches!
devildan83: Pauls puns are killer.
TheWanderingNomad: Ooh can we play as Bill from L4D?
SomebodyNowhere: no killer, just a nice camping trip
Random_Robin: Do you need to make them the killer?
wildpeaks: niice
cairistiona13: rugged old man?
BusTed: Pills here!
TheWanderingNomad: Cairistona13 - He's Bill from the original Left 4 Dead. He's a guest character along with Laurie Strode and Michael Myers from Halloween
TyrantTaco: Map bad, key bad, flashlight good if you know how to use it. med kit, or tool box are your best bet
Puhnkss: EYY Alex's toolbox. Oh my. lrrBEEJ
MsL3th4l: can you do that sprint?
cairistiona13: ohhh thanks @TheWanderingNomad
TyrantTaco: Sprint Burst is a must
BusTed: The wiggle meter.
SomebodyNowhere: "wiggle meter"
SomebodyNowhere: thats a thing someone had to write
Random_Robin: Offering?
Macheya: "You're doing it wrong!" :P
How_Fedorable: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
LRRbot: Move your arms in the air like a gorilla.
Felipe_Modesto: No ghosting please guys
TyrantTaco: I wish I could, I have to go to school rooFeels
plummeting_sloth: no ghosting... unless the monster is an actual ghost. Then you can ghost
drrek0: There is no pronunciation of my name
TXC2: no lrrSPOOP
drrek0: so whatever you say is right
Frednotbob: XD
TyrantTaco: I really wish I could play this with LRR, ohh well
sjard42: i'd play if i owned the game.
TXC2: !ovaltien
Felipe_Modesto: yeah, I wish I wasn't at "work" :P
dm818: my name also wasn't thought up with a pronunciation
TXC2: !highlight ovaltein
LRRbot: Highlight added.
BusTed: Kite to zone!
plummeting_sloth: has... thath ever worked
plummeting_sloth: hey, look at that!
TyrantTaco: James heal them!
Pteraspidomorphi: Isn't he watching the stream?
Frednotbob: We live here now.
TXC2: run way run away
TyrantTaco: alrighty, I have to go to school. Good luck!
dostrow_: you live in that portapoty now
Felipe_Modesto: that makes sounds
Felipe_Modesto: that also makes sounds
Random_Robin: You can heal them now?
ParanoidRabbit: watching while being the killer seems like real cheats
Felipe_Modesto: lrrGRED
Haberdashed: LOL
BusTed: awks
cairistiona13: lol
Lotus_position: Just remember to Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle, Yeah. https://youtu.be/XqWaqa7ten0
DeadlyWinchester: lol
TXC2: !highlight walk right to him
wildpeaks: smoking kills
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Foxmar320: James why lol
Lanthess: James just wanted to be held!
IndigoVitare: oh it's just like in L4D2 :(
JediTransmit: ahh ahh ahh aha, hooked on a feeling!
Random_Robin: Wait for help, don't free youself
cairistiona13: nope
Crad0k: "don't stop moving baby all you do is drive me crazy"
TXC2: "OLD MAN WIGGLE! THAT OLD MAN WIGGLE!"
Haberdashed: LOL
RassilonDND: the hubris!
BusTed: Whoops.
cairistiona13: you deserved that
Lotus_position: !highlight nice
TheWanderingNomad: Walked right into that one
TXC2: lrrGREED
Fanboy_of_Bolas: that's a highlight lrrBEEJ
Foxmar320: LOL
cairistiona13: bye
Macheya: RIP
Ukon_vasara: its fine panicBasket everything is fine panicBasket
Whatanvarno: You are not respecting the warning heartbeats enough >_>
CataclysmicReverb: "Don't go in the door!" Uhh, stream delay
TXC2: especially now
wildpeaks: so you're saying, "hang in there" Kappa
cairistiona13: steve, apparently
cairistiona13: find the hatch?
MsL3th4l: see, problem is, you guys split up. you never split up in horror movies
JediTransmit: Always split the party
Ukon_vasara: its not the meathook that kills you, its the psychosis trauma spider beast that gets ya
Lanthess: You're your only hope, Manaleak!
JediTransmit: Beej as a killer!
Lanthess: LAN Party!
Felipe_Modesto: Yes
JediTransmit: Beej has a waterbed after all, right?
TXC2: lrrCREEPL lrrBEEJ lrrCREEPR
Felipe_Modesto: Just have the killer switch and leave voice chat ever time
cfpreston: unless you have the people move
SithSerith: There is for a lobby, a dedicated spectator
Felipe_Modesto: That is what most streamers (for this) do
wildpeaks: except the cat has a chainsaw
JediTransmit: Leak mana
goldendefenders: The most entertaining game play, spectating!
ParanoidRabbit: actually. keeping the killer in voice-chat would be kinda cool as well. since that would mean that the players are allowed to plan ahead, but the killer would know too
Frednotbob: FOr some reason, I have a Morgan Freeman narration in my head: 'I wish I could tell you that ManaLeek got to the last generator, and the Killer left him alone....I -wish- I could tell you.'
Felipe_Modesto: We're watching james watching manaleak watch out for the killer. So meta
Squirrel_loot: I taught mana leek how to play the hatch game
MsL3th4l: also maybe somebody would prefer to not be killer anyway?
RassilonDND: I'd love to see more Crossing the streams with old mario parties. I want to see friendships ruined!!!
rocketjohn: Would be good if the others were also streaming
TXC2: RassilonDND you monster Kappa
SithSerith: If you figure it out for CTS I will personally donate some of the DLC to add more killers/maps
Fanboy_of_Bolas: multi twitch?
woaijiayc120: LOL
Felipe_Modesto: GG
TXC2: !highlight morgan freeman narration
Lanthess: I think LAN party with switching hosts (host is always killer) would be sweet.
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Lotus_position: @RassilonDND And then have them play Diplomacy on the AFK after that.
TheManaLeek: @Squirrel_loot I have no hatch game, can never find it :(
Squirrel_loot: @themanaleek you have to reach out and feel it in your heart
Felipe_Modesto: Hatches have like 12 positions where the can spawn I think, but I only remember where the ones in the farm are.
Squirrel_loot: become the hatch
TheManaLeek: It's always in the basement, right Squirrel?
Squirrel_loot: basements have the best loot
Lotus_position: A Meet the Pyro homage?
MsL3th4l: candy killer who kills with diabetes?
wildpeaks: or one of the hundreds of simpsons cs:s maps
CataclysmicReverb: Reminded me of the Diablo 3 easter egg
Macheya: Ugh. Jalopy keeps crashing.
LoadingReadyRun: Battlegrounds*
Felipe_Modesto: For the lan, you could just setup a custom Battlegrounds server and have however many people are there play.
PhoenixMelior: wait why are we talking about a lan?
Blunderscore: @Macheya Puns?
Felipe_Modesto: Ian lan hahahahaha <3
duaiwe: They’ll tell james what to do, right before they stab him in the back?
Macheya: @Blunderscore The actual game, but yeah, pun not intended.
dougma: PUG
Lotus_position: Player Unknown's Battlegrounds, I think.
dougma: the game is just called PUG :-)
Skyboss1996: It's PLAYERUNKNOWN's BATTLEGROUNDS
Felipe_Modesto: that sound means he is "stalking you"
Felipe_Modesto: he gets faster when his meter fills
cfpreston: player unknown is one person, i think
TXC2: I doubt it
GapFiller: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:53:20.
Skyboss1996: apprently, the name must be shouted, because it's in allcaps
JediTransmit: Mike Myers is pretty scary
Skyboss1996: RIP
Lanthess: James...running into the killers arms again.
Felipe_Modesto: Ripperino
TheWanderingNomad: Mr. Myers is built around stalking one Survivor at a time
How_Fedorable: next dlc killer: Dimension's copyright lawyer
TXC2: and we still have a cig in our mouth :P
Felipe_Modesto: 5% of the time it works ever time
MsL3th4l: mike myers is totally scary, especially in The Love Guru
Skyboss1996: Flee!
Jwiley129: I don't think I've heard James say "Sacks of Shit" as many times in a stream before
Blunderscore: Et tu, James?
duaiwe: “help me!” … “thanks for the help, *** you!” ><
Frednotbob: Oh, and while I remember: May the Fourth be with you!
Foxmar320: James is a team player
PsychoI3oy: SniperPumpkin i was able to get 1030 18th and position, did you get 1130 position?
TheWanderingNomad: We will always remember your sacrifice Senstaku!
Skyboss1996: "Team Player"
SniperPumpkin: PsychoI3oy no, I wasn't looking
Random_Robin: The Obsession
PsychoI3oy: k
Skyboss1996: RIP. Again.
Foxmar320: lol
Frednotbob: That William Shatner mask.....