MinniChii: so I just found out the baby is actually a boy. That makes 3.
eric_christian_berg: I dunno, I think the person who made this game may have actually been in a house before.
LordZarano: They built their own lrrGARBO
Macheya: I have to admit, that's a nice looking shower.
Lordofjund: Let's garbage
Mijnheer: I wouldn't use the word "fresh" for the trash we usually get on W+P :|
Jake_the_guy: what if the game has no triggers, it just tells you to walk around till stuff happens to troll you?
Foxmar320: House
AgentBrain: At least this house looks nice.
Granitefish: They are great when you have a light switch in an non-intuitive location
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FeaturingMe: Mijnheer: fresh and steamy
All_mankind: only the freshest trash
rocketjohn: cheer500 I am fighting CSS and I'm pleased to see someone having a worse time with a computer than me.
All_mankind: catch of the day
Skyboss1996: I also love house
duaiwe: Jake_the_guy yeah, that sounds right
Dared00: I love [HOUSE]
azninsect: very much house
richard_ermen: Aren´t we "Home from Work" Again? It is Part II after all :D
af0z: This is exactly like Gone Home
TheWooglie: Hugh Laurie?
Stoffern: in-house developement
Alness49: Is this Witch House?
Splash4Mirrodin: House is OP in this meta
Foxmar320: Thats a nice sink lol
Navi_Chem: hey ooking like a real house is an improvement on most WP games
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DigitalSeahorse: this looks like the dev modeled all the furniture themselves
bi0buster: rocketjohn I feel for you. CSS never does what I want it to.
dm818: is this supposed to be a horror game?
Lunareclipse123: Door is either ON or OFF
Baronvonjooj: "toggle door position" technically not incorrect
indy91: We all are home from work, except Alex and Graham :D
Gekyouryuu: Doctor Alex, I'm curious: how would you feel about battery life for a flashlight in a video game where it's not that the light actively decays, but just becomes lower when acts change?
Keab42: That toilet seat has a really weird texture...
asthanius: Door is either toggled or untoggled
BlueMechanic: they don't have any soap or towels or TP in the bathrooms
Barb4rian: I've see worse houses in games
Macheya: These games are "herrer" games.
Skyboss1996: Strangely looks like an actual house
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Foxmar320: This house needs blinds
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: I LOVE how your house is located IN THE VOID.
TheOtherTrevor: I just rewatched the classic prayer warriors and zoo race streams last week
SniperPumpkin: Skyboss1996 the scale is a bit off, but otherwise, it's a nice house
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Skyboss1996: Alex "I like Haaauuuus" Steacy
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Foxmar320: lrrSPOOP
atinyspacemarine: ah man, I missed the intro
Sampy104: The real horror here is that there is no horror
Jake_the_guy: oh a thing
ConchShell_VII: Oh look a trigger!
t3h_f1gm3nt: OH LOOK! A TRIGGER HAPPENED!
Foxmar320: NOPE Im done to lrrSPOOP
MCJiopur: Such house, very Home
Mijnheer: Uh oh, a trigger occurred!
Jake_the_guy: there is GAME!
countz3r0: sp000p
TheExactSame: not a bad place
EikoandMog: Second worst ladder!
Kaus_Jason: House ™ cheer50
TheExactSame: now are the schools?
Golfballof17: The triggers! they are occurring!
Splash4Mirrodin: lrrSPOOPY
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Kramburger: Had to walk away, did I miss any triggers?
Pteraspidomorphi: You turned on so many lights you tripped the breaker
FeaturingMe: nah, that won't happen
Godofmuffins: I missed the into but I can already guess what this game is. Basic house with some horror. Can't wait for the crappy monster
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AdmiralMemo: kappa100 She's a BIT.... HOUSE...
Mangledpixel: I'm gonna go with.... creepy lady ghost
Jlhonors: Key got.
FeaturingMe: KEY
Foxmar320: KEY!
nosole: Did we dig out the bingo cards?
shroompants: that's a really nice attic
bi0buster: So what's this people were saying about being in-house?
Splash4Mirrodin: Dat attic space tho
MalBeam: who keeps a basement key in the attic?
duaiwe: Who leaves a basement key in the attic?
Anaerin: So, cardboard boxes and cardboard joists...
TheOtherTrevor: I keep my basement key in the attic too
MCJiopur: Why would you keep the basement key in the attic?
Kramburger: !bimgo
KeiranCoon: Why is the basement key up here??
DigitalSeahorse: getting keyed up now
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the_lone_bard: I mean, at least this game doesn't have standard video game boxes/crates... Mostly because those require textures.
Jake_the_guy: who turned the lightning on?
Barb4rian: lrrSPOOP thunder!!!
DigitalSeahorse: stormy there?
azninsect: lrrSPOOP
TyrantTaco: Why did we keep the basement key in the attic? rooSip seems like a terrible place to keep it.
Dragoniangirl: why are the boxes stacked sideways?!
Foxmar320: That was me sorry :P
bx2m2: Did they move the re-sub button? Its not showing up for me?
Reecer6: Oh, that was me.
Splash4Mirrodin: My bad G Kappa
IlushiAwesome: Oh boy. What flavor of delicious garbage is up today?
LarkSachrosis: Well it is raining here.
Skyboss1996: To start the generator?
WNivek: They turned out the lighting and turned on the lightning
All_mankind: wait, Graham can hear us?
samwonk: It's definitely unfinished, yes.
hascow: is this house still being built?
Baldrash: So the key did technically open it?
MCJiopur: Got the key but helpful ghost opened door
Golfballof17: Don't you love when you mood thunder rolls on through?
FeaturingMe: All_mankind: Always
atinyspacemarine: hey do you guys still make thursday evenings?
dm818: unfinished walls always freak me out
Jake_the_guy: @TyrantTaco how else do you keep the robbers out?
oldmanjohnsonmb: Those walls are very over built
ConchShell_VII: Oh, I don't like horror games I tell ya hwat
VariableVacancy: !quote scare
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TheOtherTrevor: Did you come down here to start a generator
BtEtta: All these 16x16 textures...
Noodles_15: Is Alex having a stroke?
Anaerin: Yay you toggled.
Foxmar320: Does that count as starting the generator
ConchShell_VII: I mean this barely counts as a horror game but that's kinda my point
countz3r0: choo choo
Knightlyvalor: I told you the answer Graham, you know it if you heard me.
arandomview: Status: quite meh
ThatGuyInTheWolds: !uptime
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OKB_1: Try SCSS instead
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hascow: congrats on toggling the fuses
MCJiopur: Oh man CSS is where my web skills start to drop off
ConchShell_VII: Oh it's fine
LarkSachrosis: Because the great plains has a monsoon season now lrrBEEJ
DigitalSeahorse: lowest resolution breaker panel I've EVER seen
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dreaminginautumn: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 2:12 PM
ToastedArts: Is the flashlight off center?
Keab42: !uptime
Blizzinam: Not exactly terrified right here
rocketmonkey45: so... does something happen at any point?
sydpreviouslyheadache: idk why I love funny talking mannerisms amuse me so much.
MsL3th4l: what a *** flashlight
shroompants: this would be a great game if nothing ever happened. its just a guy turning all the lights on in his house over and over
couldntpickausername: warmup game during subtrain is a pretty good idea
dreaminginautumn: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 12:18.
Pteraspidomorphi: Why is quality = low(1)?
Felipe_Modesto: switchboard.setEnabled(true) achieved
TrakoGamer: cheer100 bits toggle on garbage day
TwilightAvalon: cheer100 Almost missed W+P! Have some Bits!
Iraeda: so far it seems like this is a turn on the lights sim
dreaminginautumn: Whew, only missed a little!
TyrantTaco: @Jake_the_guy The murder ghosts should be doing their job keeping them out
Anaerin: Is Alex being Speech Jammed for extra quality?
Kramburger: Um, your battery is dying
Jake_the_guy: oh the battery % in the top right
going_medium: Maybe this is for people afraid of vases. They are totally triggered right now.
devildan83: The spoops are coming from inside the house!
Skyboss1996: All caught up
arandomview: Now Alex, imagine Steppe Lynx is your flahlight
AdmiralMemo: And Graham sings it. :-D
FeaturingMe: Give that man a drink
nullrush: oh gosh, you have a battery meter in the top left
ReliableGoblin: cheer50 is this how you bit
Dared00: Jeez, this game is just the worst, because it's just boring
ConchShell_VII: We did it!
BtEtta: Joining the bits train cheer100
Mijnheer: @Anaerin Nope, he's being game quality jammed Kappa
KeiranCoon: So when the breaker went on the lights, all the light switches turned off too?
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Kaus_Jason: look it took like five min for that cheer to go through i swear it was topical when i sent it
psychmancer: is Alex broken?
AdmiralMemo: Kriellya Yes
kpiozero: Alex is speechjamming himself?
muondecay: For a normal looking house, the toilet looks weird.
Blizzinam: Oh dear lord the battery is at half!
Jake_the_guy: i mean left*
SarunasZukauskas: So what are you supposed to be doing?
Foxmar320: Such nice house
Reecer6: House is empty of content, but not empty of meaning.
WokenClick: cheer100 Graham must not be allowed to reach the end of the train
TheExactSame: now lights only 50%
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: CAREFUL Alex. You're gonna run out of LUMENS soon!
bi0buster: Oh hey a bumpmap.
Barb4rian: cheer100 da bits! This house needs more bits =P
Keab42: we're not far from the whole stream sub train
Jake_the_guy: the battery just DISAPEARS
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fourcardcombosuicide: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Games + Demos (rating 46%)
Metric_Furlong: SarunasZukauskas "walk around house until triggers happen"
yomidian: guess he's gonna have to illuminate
OKB_1: Like I said, Level 3, the Mode 7 of modern PC gaming
countz3r0: it's not a texture its a mimic!
Felipe_Modesto: In b4 you die at 0% battery
FeaturingMe: Oh no, horrorgame Badteries
Jimrabbit: can you set the Quality to On, please?
Baltharon: Suffer my bits!!! cheer100
fiftymcnasty: cheer100 Temba, his arms wide.
ConchShell_VII: Maybe the jumpscare happens when your flashlight dies? idk
arandomview: Graham, Dutch.
TheOtherTrevor: it toggles your vision being blurred?
Metric_Furlong: SarunasZukauskas that is what the game tells you
The_cake_of_lies: I sure love games where nothing happens lrrBEEJ
Mr_Horrible: woo! Making a bad day better with G-Money, A-Train, and some lrrGARBO
bi0buster: I wonder if you are actually supposed to run out of batteries.
Gekyouryuu: Doctor Alex, I'm curious: how would you feel about a game flashlight with battery life where the battery level and amount of light only degrade as acts of the game progress?
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MaybeTara: Heyo Graham and Alex!
Lithobraker: Garbage, garbage garbage garbage
Baronvonjooj: Woo, finally a subscriber. Been watching you guys for a while now and figured it was about time to sub. Thanks for all the great content! :P
Foxmar320: House needs better lighting
MaybeTara: Hey Chat :D
s0lesurviv0r: always looking forward to high quality game development on garbage day
DigitalSeahorse: oh I see it's just a lame texture making it look like it's burnt melted
SarunasZukauskas: I believe it should add a few more lines
SacrificialToast: Oh, are we still playing Outlast 2?
ekimekim3000: Level 3 textures, they're used to texture other textures and when they have a routing issue the entire world turns grey
Tosschko: Thanks man, long time lurker and if it makes things easier call me toss :3
vegasturm: UP the SATAYRS
Skyboss1996: Sooooo.
Lithobraker: Wait didn't we already play this game in the super rich looking mansion?
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0x6772: I think maybe toggling the quality shouldn't be the sum of the "gameplay".
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redpillbluepil: This game makes me feel existential dread, does that count as horror?
MechaKuuga: Is Alex word jamming?
Knightlyvalor: Hey MaybeTara!
nullrush: thought for a second alex was voice jammed
Skyboss1996: This game seems to be full of house, but less of content
All_mankind: did the game give any reason why we should walk around our house to look for the spoops?
Mangledpixel: Lithobraker same assets, different game
LessSkunksThanEstimated: I just got in here, what're we playing?
richard_ermen: What...what if the trigger was a lie and this whole game is just a house marketing simulator for a particularly bad haus?
TheGreyRabbit: So, lemme guess. Thete are no triggers.
ConchShell_VII: Take out the trash, Alex. Don't just leave it in the kitchen like that. That's disgusting.
TStodden: Did Alex hit the switch next to the kitchen sink?
psychmancer: graham still making dad jokes
arandomview: Sole Servivor
Foxmar320: Maybe we found all the gameplay :P
OKB_1: Shaka, When the Walls Fell
Jake_the_guy: i wish that one of these games had a flashlight you could shake to recharge
ReliableGoblin: This is House Simulator 2017?
AdmiralMemo: !game
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Keab42: @mechakuuga I think the garbage finally shut down his brain
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Reozul: yeah, imagine how much fun it would be if Alex was really speech-jammed
Kramburger: Nice desk
BlueMechanic: very sparse
couldntpickausername: can we see what Tension mode is?
MaybeTara: tble and chur
Gekyouryuu: I love lamp
the_lone_bard: As far as games like this go, it's amazingly advanced. You can turn the lights back on and wander around the empty house looking at more than a black screen.
Dmc3628: get ze TABLES
Reecer6: I want a game with a battery mechanic that escalates by you like, finding a small generator on wheels, that you have to CONSTANTLY fill with gas, and then halfway through the game you get a charging cable for your phone.
Splash4Mirrodin: Such house, much box
Kaus_Jason: it said to wait for triggers to happen, did it ever promise you wouldnt be waiting forever because there arnt any
dialMforMara: how about Krog and Hurk Explore the Empty House?
AdmiralMemo: ida_n01: I don't know...
gravitycannon: is alex okay?
TyrantTaco: Does your flashlight run on potatoes? rooWhat it's draining at a ridiculous pace rooSip
Lithobraker: That desk is what my desk looks like 5 minutes after I move in. It is NEVER clear after that point
arandomview: What if Steppe Lynx jumpscreams at you?
samwonk: This is like if you moved in but you forgot to take any of the boxed stuff out of the boxes before putting them in the attic.
Navi_Chem: is alex permanently speech jammed?
AdmiralMemo: ida_n01: It'd be convenient.
Jake_the_guy: like a shake to recharge flashlight would be a cool mix of stratagy and leaving the player weak when they shake it.
Cantwearcats: One bathroom for showers, one for pooping
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: lrrGARBO
couldntpickausername: this guy tried at least. it's plain but you can tell what the things are at least
EikoandMog: At least the house is designed like an actual house.
Pteraspidomorphi: It's a mental jam
Itazu: is Alex ok?
SamanthaVess: Is this r/totallynotrobots?
FeaturingMe: Don't bathe in the rum
gravitycannon: they finally did it, broke alex. you mosnters
ConchShell_VII: uh oh, there is babby
OKB_1: Alex is speech jamming himself with his own brain
Lunareclipse123: Goblin noise
redpillbluepil: Maybe it has to be dark for the triggers to trigger?
Dragoniangirl: there's no sink, it's just a box
TrakoGamer: bathrum?
oldmanjohnsonmb: Alex does a pretty god job of pretending to be speech-jammed
SupernormalStep: what does baby want
TrakoGamer: BabyRage
t3h_f1gm3nt: go away babby!
Barb4rian: But where is bahby?
SpecialKolin: Oh gosh it's babby
countz3r0: jump scare threat
Dared00: Oh no, it's the [TRIGGER]!
Foxmar320: so lrrSPOOP
gravitycannon: this is your brain on peak abd games
arandomview: No, worse, Steppe Lynx
SarunasZukauskas: So, is this PT?
Cantwearcats: Evil baby? Death 13?
SloMoJFish: *sets volume down*
Pteraspidomorphi: There's a baby in a crate!
Felipe_Modesto: jump-scare trigger in 3... 2... 1...
TwilightAvalon: Babby Trigger
the_lone_bard: The button in the basement turned on the baby.
Tuckiozi: babby has been formed
Skyboss1996: K
Jake_the_guy: who is babay
SarunasZukauskas: Or well,. budget PT
richard_ermen: The Alex has found the babby trigger :D
Baldrash: Trigger formed babby?
Clockwork_Penguin: That doesn't sound creepy. It just sounds like a baby.
ConchShell_VII: Oh a ghost
samwonk: There's no way this game has the graphics to actually render a babby.
Dragoniangirl: this is a weird babysitting simulator
ZelaFlow: We are on a Baby hunt!
Keab42: Is a triggered joke appropriate here?
SharkHero08: Listen, as the baby permeates through the house
gravitycannon: are you palying a giant baby?
Gothic_Monkey: cheer100 These bits may be few, but i know they all mean a lot! Thanks for the entertainment as always
All_mankind: we have put a baby in one of the boxes in the attic, let's see if the occupant notices
Reozul: how is babby-trigger formed?
TrakoGamer: I have to say the house is architecturally sound
SupernormalStep: try to flank baby.
The_Irish_Blaggard: Maybe calm the babby down with a bathrub?
Foxmar320: ummmm
countz3r0: ITS A GIANT HAIR
FlyingWithSnakes: horror game? with crying babby? how do they come up with these incredibly original ideas?
hascow: why does your flashlight even have a battery that dies so quickly?
PinaCalChaos: it is nice of the evil thing to be in a developer sample home.
Foxmar320: LOL
Splash4Mirrodin: LOL
FeaturingMe: ok
Felipe_Modesto: lrrSPOOP
AdmiralMemo: SupernormalStep Hey there!
Barb4rian: ROFL
t3h_f1gm3nt: lrrSPOOP
Jake_the_guy: ahhh
Tuckiozi: lmao
Vanbael: um
FeaturingMe: triggered something
EikoandMog: lrrSPOOP
rocketmonkey45: ow
hascow: that definitely happened
Aname_was_taken: uh
ekimekim3000: !highlight clipping through the ceiling
DennyMcG: Damn it.
Kaus_Jason: i see
crazycommie87: RIP Headphone users
ConchShell_VII: Oh hey it's horror at last
Skyboss1996: Ouch
Foxmar320: hahahahaaaaaa
Blizzinam: Ow that was loud
LRRbot: Highlight added.
SacrificialToast: found spoops
Twinklebees: Bonk
dreaminginautumn: two hours of anime followed by two hours of garbage games. Fun evening :)
Nightvalien28: omg
The_cake_of_lies: lrrSPOOP
Scarbble: rip
Mr_Horrible: rio
ConchShell_VII: what?
s0lesurviv0r: scary noises!!!
MCJiopur: RIP fellow headphone users
Baronvonjooj: lrrSPOOP
SpecialKolin: I prefer the floating furniture
crazycommie87: Yikes
Mijnheer: Aaaaaand we've lost the headphone users :D
Jeezy56: pls to be not doing that
TwilightAvalon: OH DEAR GOD
Lancer873: y tho
Golfballof17: ahhhhhhhh
ekimekim3000: yeah, right call turning volume down
Bigant11: aah scary
ThatDangSkeleton: Gam Screm
ReliableGoblin: Loud! Noises!
Reecer6: Calm down, furniture. It's 4 in the morning.
Nightvalien28: come on game that is bad
ZelaFlow: wow. much game.
Muddy64: SCARY LOUD NOISES
Iraeda: oh hey the standard watch and play jump scare scream
sydpreviouslyheadache: and that's why the potted plant was clipping through the cieling/floor
ConspiracyOfCartographers: too loud for cardiac people
Wodar9: I am...'scared'?
Dragoniangirl: spooped!
DennyMcG: That was annoying.
couldntpickausername: did that vase just scream at you?
indy91: not RIP, because I saw that coming from a mile.
Reozul: Dammit Graham, put Alex on the actual speech-jammer already.
MsL3th4l: so the horror is being a rich bachelor who finds out he has a child?
Pteraspidomorphi: It wasn't too loud here
DigitalSeahorse: good thing it wasn't too loud here
redpillbluepil: Audio warfare was banned by the Genva convention!
dreaminginautumn: lrrBEEJ lrrSPOOP
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GhassanPL: I want to find the author of this game and punch him
jonlevir: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:02:14.
Astra7525: Did the dev watch anatomy and completely miss the point of sublety?
FlyingWithSnakes: sudden loud noise?? leave some inspiration for the rest of is guys
Our_OBoros: What coincidence, fellow human designated Alex. We, the entities collectivelly known as chat, are also human and enjoy that!
Navi_Chem: alex is currently scarier than this game
SupernormalStep: Hover Furniture very futuristic.
countz3r0: Ye Olde LRR Shoppe
GhassanPL: Like, on principle
Dared00: You can buy the WiiPlay shirts!
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: this game is making me feel ill
ani_laurel: was that the same scream from the russian mansion game?
Keab42: Do all of these games use exactly the same static scream sound clip?
DigitalSeahorse: Kate was louder yesterday :P
DennyMcG: please no speech jamming.
Jake_the_guy: i'm scared of the trash
LordManiMani: oh man you should have a Griftshop
Splash4Mirrodin: @Navi_Chem Fact
Foxmar320: Graham just has DVDs and Hoodies in his butt
Skyboss1996: Please do not reach into Graham's pocket
Nightvalien28: ooooooh can we reach all the way ?
Lunareclipse123: cheer100 Arhg, thes is scaeriy
All_mankind: did you find some super setting on the speechjammer or is Alex just leaning into it? sounds like it's interrupting all your braining
jonlevir: Sweet, I'm not too late
TrakoGamer: !highlight grahamstoresmn
DennyMcG: Keab42 probably.
MCJiopur: oh no!
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Splash4Mirrodin: Other other James
arandomview: The monster is Steppe Lynx.
OKB_1: Comon down to my ***
SpacePotato01: Scenic Grahamass
Cantwearcats: Graham "Surprisingly Deep Pockets" Stark
CataclysmicReverb: I'm surprised they gave that more effort than "Y+1 Unit" when they shook the objects
dreaminginautumn: oh noes, the sliding painting
Mijnheer: Oh no, not the painting! lrrSPOOP
ConchShell_VII: paidnting fall
AdmiralMemo: !highlight Please reach inside Graham ***
VariableVacancy: oh! My new Urza playmat just shipped!
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Reecer6: It's some sort of... pain thing.
Psychic_Ketchup: Come on down to Graham's Dream Void!
beatrix_plotter: Dude, i'm trying not to laugh so loud, my other half is in bed
crazycommie87: The moving people are spoops!
Vanbael: i like that painting
the_lone_bard: I swear. someone needs to strap game devs who do this to a chair and force them to wear headphones with the volume on max for an hour with that noise on repeat until they figure out to STOP USING DISTORTION AS A SCREAM!
Navi_Chem: cheer60 alex is currently scarier than this game
samwonk: Is this gameplay just 'walk around the house over and over again observing things that have changed'?
Golfballof17: GMoney SwagAss. The newest rap Superstar
VariableVacancy: So Hyped thanks for making such a sweet playmat
bi0buster: Is the texture repeating on the side of that bookcase?
Undertowst: I think this is the same Russian Mansion game as the other time. It seems like all these games are exactly the same.
Gekyouryuu: Doctor Alex, I'm curious: how would you feel about a game flashlight where battery life and light amount only degrade as acts off the game pass?
The_Irish_Blaggard: This is doing me a heck of a frighten
Steelwolf171: They nearly achieved some level of creepiness if it wasn't for that banal jump scare noise
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SniperPumpkin: This game isn't good, but I find it oddly endearing.
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ida_n01: @AdmiralMemo, yeah that would be convenient, shipping is expensive. I will even buy hoody out of Grams back pocket!
Kramburger: PT did it!
Tosschko: Aimlessly wander until you get spooped lrrSPOOP
Kaus_Jason: cheer100 Graham and Alex have no physical location? have they transended bodily existance and risen to a higher plane?
VariableVacancy: Haven't actually played magic for a while but I'm excited none the less
countz3r0: someone really enjoys this
Foxmar320: Like I kind of wish this was a parody of horror games on Steam
Skyboss1996: Simpsons Did it! :p
Bigant11: I do not think the dev knows what makes a game
Pteraspidomorphi: A valiant effort, Alex, but I don't think so
Baronvonjooj: That toilet looked like it was made entirely out of cylander objects
Nightvalien28: cairistiona13 we are looking for it
MCJiopur: Just take a shower and go to one of your many beds
AugmentingPath: Yeah, this is Carnival Haunted House Simulator
t3h_f1gm3nt: little gril?
Noodles_15: Pressure Plates, wasn't Mine 'o Clock earlier?
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rocketjohn: why are we talking this way today? it's really *** with my head.
OKB_1: I've seen scarier houses in Minecraft. Seriously.
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SnowB0und: Just got here and honestly thought this was the game from last time
Laserbeaks_Fury: Spooky?
hascow: this is the worst Haunted House ever
samwonk: Building a house in unity to learn how to make events trigger is a great development exercise... that you should not sell!
countz3r0: mongstars
ZelaFlow: I'd like to think this was intentional satire of these sort of games.
LordShadner: so Minecraft Kappa
SupernormalStep: I think it was always laughing at you.
Metric_Furlong: you know, it is kind of weird Anatomy was as good as it was, considering it used essentially the same core design premise
ConchShell_VII: Well at least the lights are bright
redpillbluepil: "Doesn't end and cannot be won."
arandomview: The monster is Steppe Lynx.
hascow: was the monster actually just Spoopifer?
bi0buster: Don't worry G, monster was a blob man.
Astra7525: I thought it was a clipping error
GhassanPL: This is painfully, aggressively, nauseatingly, frustratingly mediocre, boring and bad
Felipe_Modesto: A to B to A to B to A simulator
Cantwearcats: "You make a house and then fill it with pressure plates that make things explode" sounds like the plot of Lionsgate's next movie
ConchShell_VII: Oh wait
Reecer6: Anatomy had a bit more of a direction to it, though, other than "wander around".
Nightvalien28: the higher plane of level 3
Skyboss1996: Who keeps turning off all the lights?
couldntpickausername: you know the ladder is like that because the asset didn't go to floor and he didn't know how to fix it right?
hascow: CHAIR
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lairoflore: Finally get to watch live! Heck yes!
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AugmentingPath: It's just... restart the generator the game
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: @unhingedbear cousin?
Kortanios: So, this is house is made to supposedly look really fancy, why on earth did the people making this use Le Corbusier ceiling heights...
FlyingWithSnakes: good lord?? a chair???!!!
jonlevir: If only we knew what engine this game was in. Most engines have set tricks for how to get out of bounds
DennyMcG: These ghosts are very inconsiderate.
gravitycannon: good heavens is that a spot? ?? oh its a mosnter i guess
Jake_the_guy: chairs eat pepole
Granitefish: Games should direct you to a place whether subtly or blatantly. Even Gone Home led you through the house
bi0buster: Why do you have a red light in your house?
SarunasZukauskas: This is a surprisingly eco friendly spoop. Remember kids, turn of unused lights
richard_ermen: That´s a highly bizarre playing mechanism. Turn on Light...Turn Off Light....Turn on Light...Turn off Light....
SacrificialToast: he gasped because he stubbed his toe
The_Irish_Blaggard: This actually remind me of that "Real Horror Stories" game, where you just have to click of three or four different objects an arbitrary amount of times to progress
Mrradio414: The difference between Anatomy and this game is that Anatomy is a good game
PinaCalChaos: is that ...a .... dirt floor?
GhassanPL: This game is a waste of hard drive bits used to store it
nullrush: you about outta battery
Pteraspidomorphi: Cement
UCS1891: My dog reacts the same way when furniture isn't in it's right place...
Flea_Hastings: Get ready for 0%
nullrush: whatchu gonna do when you run out?
AugmentingPath: PinaCalChaos it's a very unfinished basement
Felipe_Modesto: bai baai battery
Mangledpixel: PinaCalChaos I think it's a stucco floor
Kaus_Jason: @Cantwearcats to be fair, the last film Lionsgate came out with was amazing (everyone please see power rangers movie)
hascow: I just do not understand what this is trying to do
cairistiona13: flashflash
ConchShell_VII: jhalek turn on lott
AugmentingPath: ROOOOCK SAAAAND
MechaKuuga: What a nice house
Foxmar320: Red light lrrSPOOP
nosole: Looks like a stippled floor, not dirt, but I bet its *supposed* to be dirt
redpillbluepil: Is something happening? I can't tell.
samwonk: I just don't see how there can be a monster, considering we've seen no evidence this game is capable of animating anything.
Skyboss1996: Roxane.mid
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: Cardiac people... beware
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Metric_Furlong: Reecer6 I know. it's just funny that it's this one creative, and original horror title in contrast to basically every other 'horror' game set in a house
GhassanPL: Pleaaaaaase stop making *** like this
FeaturingMe: That doesn't hurt, it Stings
countz3r0: blinking blood lights = extra scurry
Cantwearcats: Lionsgate made Power Rangers? O_O
Navi_Chem: mojo rawley?
Mijnheer: If battery goes down to 0, a trigger occurs Kappa
Dared00: god, this game is boring
hippitybobbity: FeaturingMe booo
fragilepaper: So glad to be able to contribute!
hascow: game, whyyyyy
nullrush: are there more batteries somewhere?
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cgsguy2: Resub for da garbage!
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nullrush: do they recharge?
Aname_was_taken: now, you cant see the game ...
gravitycannon: its getting darker?
aesir_blade: The game is in a perpetual failure state
senorrodrod: cheer100 i don't know what I'm looking at...but you two make it entertaining none the less
glued_to_the_stream: how game?
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Alness49: Now we rub against geometry in the dark! And in the game!
couldntpickausername: HOLY *** CHAIR RUN
Reecer6: Isn't that... less tension?
UnhingedBear: What is this "game" called?
Kaus_Jason: @Cantwearcats yeah, in partentship with Saban
Famout: Dear Doctor LRR, "tighten up the graphics on level 3" was from a awful ad for a game degree college that became a meme
Mrradio414: So this game or Gone Home?
The_Irish_Blaggard: Thats not tension..
hascow: "u dyed"
Jimrabbit: is the chair the monster?
Foxmar320: Wait my cat is there from the beginning? lrrBEEJ
Avengir: The monster.... is you lrrBEEJ (dubstep)
GhassanPL: I will ACTIVELY pay people to not make games like this
rustenskurk: Failures states!
Granitefish: I should clarify that games with triggers should direct you to those triggers
SharkHero08: Hey Graham, I was watching season 1 of Commodore Hustle and I was wondering who your nemesis was
Felipe_Modesto: just jound it
hippitybobbity: Famout really?
rarermonsters: Twitch making you refresh the stream to start watching with no indication it started is infuriating. Eternally infuriating.
samwonk: I wonder if it's actually triggering as you walk through the house or if it's all just on timers.
glued_to_the_stream: Spooky... cough cough
Dared00: The real monster was the friendships you made along the way
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Foxmar320: Can the monster hurry up and kill us
Granitefish: then to the consequence of that trigger if not immediately obvious
ConchShell_VII: (sigh)
Famout: Hippitybobbity Yep, it was so dumb
aesir_blade: There are plenty of mimic jokes to be made here but idk how many ppl have played Prey thus fara
PinaCalChaos: do you have any other houses near by the windows look out to black or sky
arandomview: Then imagine Steppe Lynx jumping on you
Vanbael: spoops cap its spoops
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MadMontyMN: My finals are done! So now I can watch this live! Whoo hoo!
FeaturingMe: People are actually being paid to make games that aren't like this
Jake_the_guy: if someone i know makes a game like this i will hit them
Mijnheer: Time to crank up the brightness on this screen!
DigitalSeahorse: seems a lot of game devs make use of the legit fear of chairs phobia
redpillbluepil: The games world of protection money...
glued_to_the_stream: Are we died?
FITorion: neither can we
Sjakies: didn't you play this game last week? Or do they just all look a like?
hippitybobbity: Famout that's like CSI levels of dumb
pigmywurm: just wander around in the dark basement until the jumpscare kills you
Felipe_Modesto: I can't see clearly now, the game is gone.
Skyboss1996: It dark now
hascow: try to find the fuse?
rarermonsters: unrelated to stream, but request @ Graham: PLEASE play the Combo Winter Standard gauntlet on MTG tomorrow
FlyingWithSnakes: if you can't see the scares you won't notice how bad they are
Foxmar320: GG
Mangledpixel: Sjakies same assets, different game
fFailureatlife: the fear of the fear of chairs
devildan83: I don't make games like that. Should I give you my account number?
rustenskurk: Anyone want to start an indie game prevention fund?
0x6772: The real monster is that end table you just banged your shin on in the dark.
Famout: And it was for a college degree program,
glued_to_the_stream: SPAGET
TwilightAvalon: turn up the brightness
Granitefish: you are being led
VTMonster: the game did me a spoop
arandomview: SCP, SCP, SCP-173
ViczIA: darkness is so scary...
gravitycannon: the true horror, waiting for literally anything to happen. true supense horror
Mr_Horrible: you fumble around in the dark forever
hascow: battery is such a bad mechanic in games you need to see
redpillbluepil: Go to the fuse box
duaiwe: Ooh, dynamic gameplay, it’s now “stumbling around in the dark simulator"
richard_ermen: V2
Itazu: GhassanPL i've been thinking of making a bad on purpose game for Watch & Play, will you give me money? :P
SloMoJFish: Why would they give you limited battery on a game unplayable without light?
psychmancer: the horror is realising you bought the game with no content
DennyMcG: This will be so tense.
Mr_Horrible: the real monster is inconvenience
BlueMechanic: they still haven't changed the background?
senorrodrod: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrDILLY what does dilly bar mean?
kpiozero: Turn vex for what
Psychic_Ketchup: Oh it's a sequel! That's why we don't understand the story
Domidwarcer: Whilst on my mind, did you intentionally updated Its Magic onto Youtube, the week you upload Friday Nights with a reference to that episode (i.e turn one stepp lynx)
AdmiralMemo: But is it a VERISIMULATOR?
redpillbluepil: Stub your toe in the dark simulator
RobertMerlow: Limited Battery life. Seriously, stop that garbage
cairistiona13: why would they give you no batteries???
Vanbael: o..kay?
FeaturingMe: BlueMechanic: if it ain't broke...
GhassanPL: @Itazu YES. I can also help make it (source: am a game developer)
Skyboss1996: It's just dark now
cairistiona13: i guess it's a realistic scenario
Foxmar320: lol
Procrastronauts: Is this a sequel to something we played before? It seems super familiar
Reecer6: Wow, that... isn't hard to program.
Granitefish: that last part was likely a "script" event triggered by having no battery life. It was leading you through appearing light switches
CataclysmicReverb: The monster just cuts the power
hascow: what
BeerandBattleAxe: I am a fear'd
Baronvonjooj: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Skyboss1996: AHAHAH
nullrush: double is fine, who cares about formatting
Mrradio414: aaaaaaaaaa
Kramburger: It loods sad
Foxmar320: thats amazing
Itazu: GhassanPL oh cool :D
DennyMcG: Is there a Home from Work 1?
AdmiralMemo: senorrodrod: They get Dilly Bars shoved into their mouths by surprise. :-D
dreaminginautumn: from beginning to end? that implies there is an end state
ReliableGoblin: We pacman now
crazycommie87: lrrSPOOP
Darth_Wooper: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
cheetoJack: wow someone didnt you DateTime.format
Barb4rian: lrrSPOOP
t3h_f1gm3nt: WOOOOOOW
Cantwearcats: wow
EikoandMog: lrrSPOOP
cheetoJack: use*
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: now that the Subtrain is over. Graham and Alex you guys are the highlights of my months. Today while sick i get to watch you two suffer far more than I. Thank you <3
spicydungus: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Foxmar320: That is so good
beregolas: I actually know why the counter does that... I made that same mistake for about 2 minutes
azninsect: o.O
hascow: it's literally creepy doll
SnowB0und: I kinda wanna hug it
ConchShell_VII: Let it touch you
ViczIA: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
NexEstVox: he's in horrible pain
Golfballof17: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Skyboss1996: This is game
fragilepaper: Dear lord is that the monster o.O
fFailureatlife: spooky
azninsect: lrrSPOOP
Jimrabbit: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
therm0s_: Well
Jake_the_guy: wow
J4Y_4NDY: 0_o
nullrush: lrrSPOOP
Tuckiozi: I love him
The_Jenx: ALL OF THE EFFORT.
Blizzinam: That is the most pathetic thing
kpiozero: He looks super sad
Scarbble: waaaaay too spoopy
therm0s_: There was an attempt
Splash4Mirrodin: lol
All_mankind: mommy i'm scared
psychmancer: Gibs is more threathening
tyloncorp: awwwwh
FlyingWithSnakes: oh god im having a heart attack so scare
Tosschko: lrrSPOOP Too Spoop for me lrrSPOOP
The_Jenx: It is mind-blowing.
MCJiopur: This is amazing
GhassanPL: I mean, that's a pretty nice monster, considering
cheetoJack: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
ConchShell_VII: I wanna see the jumpscare
Nightvalien28: that is lazy
Foxmar320: Hatman was better
morgoth_bauglyr: clipping through the wall because why bother with pathing
DennyMcG: lrrSPOOP
Dmc3628: that is OTHERWORLDLY bad
cairistiona13: omg that monster is adorable
Vanbael: mmm, I miss Hatman
couldntpickausername: IT'S BEAUTIFUL
virre_: That disney ghots thing that I don't know the english name off
TwilightAvalon: PSYCHO MANTIS!!!
AdmiralMemo: !highlight Less threatening.
Itazu: this is hatless man
SnowB0und: lrrCREEPL lrrSPOOP lrrCREEPR
hippitybobbity: loool
rocketmonkey45: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
senorrodrod: Spoopifer that you?
fragilepaper: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
The_cake_of_lies: I am so happy and so sad at the same time
LRRbot: Highlight added.
tyloncorp: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Jlhonors: rekt
GhassanPL: More than a generic zombie
spicydungus: lul
Sjakies: Someone hold me, I am soooooo scared
crazycommie87: ROFL
Felipe_Modesto: NICE
Aname_was_taken: lol
EikoandMog: Hahahaha
IlushiAwesome: We're being chased by No Face's sadder brother I guess?
ConchShell_VII: WHAT
Dragoniangirl: I am experiencing spook!
Mewyabby: lrrSPOOP
azninsect: UH
richard_ermen: xD
bi0buster: He's like a shitty version of the masked thing from spirited away.
vorodar: Run away from the baloon!
Foxmar320: hahahaaa
Skyboss1996: K
arandomview: That monster deserves a bullet
Baronvonjooj: lrrSPOOP lrrHORN
Jake_the_guy: oh nooo
BtEtta: kstarkSir kstarkSir kstarkSir
Cykouxis: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Games + Demos (rating 46%)
kpiozero: He looked so sad :(
SamanthaVess: rooScared
dreaminginautumn: it is literally creepydoll
dialMforMara: I've heard that scream before
Baldrash: Moving on?
Godofmuffins: Wow. That this is kind of adorable.
richard_ermen: F
spicydungus: gg
MCJiopur: Not even a "you died"
desiple: Its spoopifer's older brother
Iraeda: monster: plz... plzkill me.... im sad monsters
asthanius: It's not that difficult to turn a float into an integer. It's literally one line of code to keep your timer from looking like dogsh*t.
GhassanPL: At least it's creepy
Barb4rian: oh boy
FeaturingMe: Can't touch dis
Muddy64: Trigger spooky!
Alness49: It's Spoopifer's brother!
redpillbluepil: He's like a ballon drifting towards you. He's kind of cute.
GroutNASA: spoop
Flea_Hastings: Loud noises are scary.
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Twinklebees: Well, that was terrifying.
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SupernormalStep: bad touch.
beregolas: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
DennyMcG: It's somehow even worse than I thought it would be.
Lithobraker: I have a sinking feeling this is the only original asset in the game :(
thavleifrim: thats a lie
Papperslappen: lrrSPOOP
J4Y_4NDY: I hate those screaming games
NexEstVox: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a family stream.
Skyboss1996: That's enough of that
TyrantTaco: Yep, sure is spoop rooSip
DigitalSeahorse: lol
ConchShell_VII: THERE WASN'T EVEN A JUMPSCARE
richard_ermen: f
Metric_Furlong: you are died
Mr_Horrible: A G-G-G-G-G-G-GHOST! WutFace
AugmentingPath: Oh no, 2 seconds of Nine Inch Nails intro!
BlueMechanic: that was certainly tense
4dSwissCheese: :(
ani_laurel: i thought it was creepy, but im easily scared
TwilightAvalon: cheer100 PsychoMantis!!
ekimekim3000: is it 2? or 11?
Mangledpixel: *donk* *scream* *crash cut to title*
angryoptimist: 3 lrrSPOOP 5 me
MinniChii: spoopifer is creepier
Tosschko: lrrFINE
glued_to_the_stream: We are died
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: I type as chat loses its *** and my message gets lost forever xD
Jake_the_guy: you can't leave
Mijnheer: lrrSPOOP oh no, that spooped me right in the cardiac lrrSPOOP
0x6772: Definitely click there to like them on Facebook.
ConchShell_VII: Uh ohhhhhh
Dragoniangirl: Alex needs an adult
FeaturingMe: The seaquill
virre_: A the Phantom blot was his name
ReliableGoblin: This is v2.0 of HFW II
ConchShell_VII: We're here forever
richard_ermen: Alex ded, press f to pay respects
couldntpickausername: I kind of want the crap monster to be a fakeout
gravitycannon: play forever alex
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Skyboss1996: Made in 44 hours. Not bad
the_lone_bard: Can we start a new genre for these games and just call it "Russian jump scare." on steam?
beregolas: the key-combination is Alt+F4
rarermonsters: You've discovered the only genuine scare in this game: No quit option
GhassanPL: 44 hours?
Dmc3628: no dev no like on facebook
The_Irish_Blaggard: Guys, please stop playing this. My pants are full already
morgoth_bauglyr: i mean. he probably modeled the monster himself. so there's that as a plus
LordShadner: Abigail? Kappa
hascow: oh, only 44 hours? wow
OKB_1: Important question: did this cost any money?
GhassanPL: This game was made in a week.
Foxmar320: That was a thing
Dumori: there are free games with more man hours than that BS
samwonk: That was definitely a fine creative side 'learn Unity' project that the person who made it should never have shown to anyone else.
AugmentingPath: I've seen "game made in 24 hours," otherwise not
cheetoJack: good on that dev for mentioning the very specific freesounds people he used sounds from
richard_ermen: I think he meant 44 hours to build it.
Sjakies: I'll have nightmares now...;)
rarermonsters: So, guys, when you designed Spoopifer, where you prepared for him to be legitimately scarier than 90% of real game monsters
J4Y_4NDY: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 25:24.
JQuill7: what did they do with the other 43 hours?
Alness49: 44 hours? So it was a jam game, right? Right?
Mr_Horrible: The Josterm'n
DuhDoNGos: Don't make fun of the monster, he was cute.
CataclysmicReverb: Can't exit the game? Game physically removes your Esc button
Darth_Wooper: Next!
Reecer6: 44 hours straight, or 44 man-hours?
Cantwearcats: Oh no
Granitefish: 44 hours is not a Credit to how well your game might be. Game Jams are great and can come with good games and concepts.
Procrastronauts: Oh this is amazing
SAJewers: oh man
Mijnheer: Uhm
FlyingWithSnakes: oh my god
Skyboss1996: The Big Space Mess?
VariableVacancy: might have been for an assignment
tyloncorp: the monster was aborbs
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: now that the chat is calmer. Graham and Alex you guys are the highlights of my months. Today while sick i get to watch you two suffer far more than I. Thank you <3
t3h_f1gm3nt: oh this sounds interesting
Rerout343: Oh NO!
rarermonsters: Oh please be another Brazilian game with Gilligan's Island theme
bx2m2: Wait, I think I've seen this
NexEstVox: can we see please?
Papperslappen: Very good title
EikoandMog: Oh, Graham, that Ulamog shirt is absolutely boss.
Tosschko: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
MCJiopur: Can we see plox?
Psychic_Ketchup: Oh hell I've heard of this
BlueMechanic: it will be bueno
hippitybobbity: YES
wildpeaks: big space mess ? we need a big space maid robot
VariableVacancy: and the assignment required the listing of hours spent?
Baltharon: JIm played that like a year ago
bi0buster: "The big space mess" Is this spanish STRAFE?
Skyboss1996: wat
bx2m2: I have, I have seen this
crazycommie87: Porque?!
MCJiopur: SOLD
hascow: I'm so excited now!
Gothic_Monkey: pardon
richard_ermen: wtf O_o
Pteraspidomorphi: This is brazilian
ekimekim3000: 11/10
Granitefish: but usually they are short and expanded upon later if they are recieved well
virre_: oh...no...
Flea_Hastings: Good start? GREAT START!
morgoth_bauglyr: i'm in!
Godofmuffins: Uh. Ok
Darth_Wooper: wat...
t3h_f1gm3nt: I JUST GOT ZOO RACE FLASHBACKS!
Felipe_Modesto: Strong Start
Alness49: This... seems familiar
cheetoJack: so this is a portugeuse game?
SloMoJFish: This game is a flawless masterpiece
The_Jenx: No.
redpillbluepil: YES
UnhingedBear: lrrBEEJ
countz3r0: BANGUNGA?
Nightvalien28: ok
CataclysmicReverb: Prayer Warriors learned spanish?
FlyingWithSnakes: BEST GAME
Gothic_Monkey: p...pardon
therm0s_: I'm listening
senorrodrod: Is Brazilian games the new source of garbage games?
Leels: what's there to explain
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hippitybobbity: yessss
azninsect: YES
wildpeaks: I'm not sure context would explain anything
Splash4Mirrodin: 11/10 SOLD
The_Jenx: Just.....just no.
AlonsoSwift: I'm getting flashbacks to that game with the Gilligan's Island midi.
EvilGamr: I have questions
OKB_1: SO PRETTY
Iraeda: game already 100x better then previous
DennyMcG: This is magical.
glued_to_the_stream: IS this in portugues?
Foxmar320: wut
couldntpickausername: this is gunna be gooooooood
Knightlyvalor: A_Fabulous_Sassquatch hope you get better soon!
The_cake_of_lies: 10/10 goty
Dragoniangirl: I'm sold!
gravitycannon: oh tahnk god, content
Godofmuffins: Why was there corn
GSCeurope: motorcycle corn pig in space?
Felipe_Modesto: Yeah, that is 100% Brazilian
Tosschko: lrrSPOOP This is more horrifying than the last game already
Jlhonors: A solid toolset.
Golfballof17: cheer123 I wandered around the bit mines until my bit triggers occured. Hopefully they all fit in GrahamAss. I understand that's where these go.
AdmiralMemo: Go down to languages?
Azsedcf: !pardonfuck
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ConchShell_VII: Oh great, Audacity. Great.
couldntpickausername: I hope we're the corn
Hotliquidjello: portugese, spanish and english. huh
Reecer6: This is most likely Brazillian.
Darth_Wooper: Pig.... guy on motorbike... corn... huh?
hippitybobbity: portuguese?
TStodden: At least this has language settings...
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: tyvm @Knightlyvalor
Nightvalien28: as a brazilian I apologize for this
CaptainEnder7: Was that Serenity in the bottom right?
Fracaswell: I'm feeling good about this
DoodlestheGreat: PRETTY
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: I'm trying
thecanerdian: Zoo Race meets Portugal?
cairistiona13: um
crazycommie87: Drugs are bad maybe?
Mijnheer: This certainly is Brazilian
beatrix_plotter: Like, every Monday morning Alex
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: xD
Kaus_Jason: gah! eh! ah!
Skyboss1996: No speak portugese
TwilightAvalon: Is this the sequal to that hispanic game from acouple of W+Ps ago, the one with the gilligan's island theme?
redpillbluepil: Someone translate please!
MT_Storm: "Brain-Monster short film"
wildpeaks: it's credits
Arclight_Dynamo: Hello!
virre_: It's fun how W+P have more Brazilian games then Matters of Import
Juliamon: The address was .br so....
glued_to_the_stream: Brain monster
Alness49: I dunno about this new Mother Brain.
wildpeaks: graphics, music, etc
therm0s_: cheer100 This is a strange Stellaris mod
beatrix_plotter: Um
elah806: Digging the chiller font
spicydungus: uh oh
cairistiona13: no
Baronvonjooj: Oh god is video?!
ViczIA: ok...
countz3r0: Awesome.
Foxmar320: Do I need to be on drugs to watch this???
FeaturingMe: eh?
Vanbael: I'm....what?
Skyboss1996: uuuuuuuuhhhhhh
FlyingWithSnakes: man the new metroid game looks great
hascow: yes please!
cheetoJack: wat.png
t3h_f1gm3nt: i'm....not ok with this
Gothic_Monkey: I Have many questions and concerns
Aname_was_taken: these graphics ...
fFailureatlife: what the ***
Avengir: Oh god no
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: WHAT the hell
morgoth_bauglyr: there ARE subtitles
Laserbeaks_Fury: Motherbrain?
Wraithfighter: Scream.
Barb4rian: Uh...
gravitycannon: is this hentai?
Felipe_Modesto: That monster is called "Brain Monster"
Avengir: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Knightlyvalor: A_Fabulous_Sassquatch :-P
elah806: This is like a *** up AU psychonauts
glued_to_the_stream: Good mporning
SAJewers: somoene wanna translate? lrrBEEJ
Kaus_Jason: I've had this nightmare
fFailureatlife: is this a musical
Zeke229: WAIT
nullrush: what.... is... this?
wjmck: oh my god
myPasswordIsUpsilon: pls no
Cantwearcats: Well that's not helpful!
SacrificialToast: well it has subtitles
Felipe_Modesto: He is introducing himself to his friend
hippitybobbity: Foxmar320 The answer to that question is always yes
UnhingedBear: I'm in. this looks amazing
FeaturingMe: Granitefish: I sure hope not
xLilari: This is horrifying..
ProfessorSkippy: this tense mode?
arandomview: Aren't you supposed to be omnilingual?
glued_to_the_stream: I am brain monster
Zeke229: i think they've played this already!
rarermonsters: So.
couldntpickausername: what the ***
Darth_Wooper: Hey, this game shows that all countries have an equal opportunity to make WutFace games.
virre_: Oh voice acting in Brazilian Portugese too.
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Nightvalien28: WHY IS THERE VOICE ACTING, WHY CAN I UNDERSTAND IT
the_lone_bard: Is... Is that supposed to be a dragon?
Barb4rian: Pupil hair?!?!
ConchShell_VII: oh that' is disgusting
Ta_Panda: !adult
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TorvakMOS: Oh no
beregolas: the music is killing me... lit... figuratively
GhassanPL: I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...
some_call_me_tim: what in the shitting dick nipples?
Tosschko: THIS IS TRUlY HORRORIFYING lrrSPOOP
Foxmar320: What in the lrrEFF
countz3r0: Finally, some QUALITY!
couldntpickausername: game volume up
silenceaux: Flashbacks to Spanish soap operas
MehallD: I really want this to be a visual novel
rarermonsters: Great game or greatest game?
BeardSquadGO: What was in my coffee?
Vanbael: i'm scarred now
Amentur: Uuuhm ...
ekimekim3000: I actually am kinda impressed by the blink animation
richard_ermen: Well..it´s,,,,unique....
Felipe_Modesto: They are talking about things stopping existing and why they exists.
TwilightAvalon: Remember Kids: Dont Do Drugs!
Six108: !pardonfuck
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Cherubimcw: It's Graham's stunned grin that's the best.
azninsect: o.O
MT_Storm: "Good morning, gentleemen, excuse me, I'm the monster-brain, you know."
atinyspacemarine: This is actually just precious
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: I might vomit this is so repulsive to look at
FlyingWithSnakes: the subtitles translate to "im a horse now"
cheetoJack: Nightvalien28 what is it saying :O
hascow: I unironically love this so far
SupernormalStep: Nevermind, this is precious.
Astra7525: Is this LNDF-Material?
BlueMechanic: I have questions. Many many questions
Macheya: Someone saw "Ahh, Real Monsters" and ran with it.
ConchShell_VII: Why is there a tentaccle coming out of its eye?!
Skyboss1996: This is....
UzanisArmy: !uptime
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OKB_1: This is somewhat disturbing…
DennyMcG: Sound isn't the best.
Sjakies: I have not had enough drugs to understand this
Tregelen: I dont care what anyone says, Love went into this
The_Irish_Blaggard: Is this like Brazilian Barney and Friends?
Godofmuffins: I. Uh. My head hurts trying to think about this.
Aname_was_taken: game volume?
cairistiona13: volume is now super quiet but at least there are subs
Hotliquidjello: the juxtaposition of the bouncy music against these monsters and their voices sure is a thing
ZeroArcana: i mean, hey, it has voice acting
Pteraspidomorphi: I understand what they're saying and it's weird. Very weird.
Famout: I hope there is no gameplay, just this
Avengir: Yes. There are subtitles. No, they are not in english.
Felipe_Modesto: The Eye guy is the god of some destruction realm that exists in his body
Mijnheer: I think I've seen this anime before lrrBEEJ
Dmc3628: my coffee must have been spiked with WHO KNOWS what
Gothic_Monkey: i feel like this could be great
Zeke229: i honestly thing Alex and Graham have played this already
Vanbael: !game
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VariableVacancy: I need many adults
Cantwearcats: Motherbrain, the origin story
Jeezy56: IS THIS ONE OF THOSE ANIMAYS THE KIDS LIKE?
SupernormalStep: I want to be friends with them.
couldntpickausername: yes this would be great for lndf
All_mankind: i hope this cutscene goes longer than the one in Daikatana
PinaCalChaos: Dr. G did you resolve the yacky Saks copyright problem?
TyrantTaco: lrrFINE rooSip
Navi_Chem: my college spanish is finally being used! (And yes i know this is portugese)
Golfballof17: I have questions i don't think i want the answers to
therm0s_: Is this the song that ends the universe?
Compleatly: @Nightvalien28 translate please. I can't read your people's bastardized spanish
beregolas: !game good
Aviator_Moonshine: No habla espaniol!
rarermonsters: Wait so is this Homestuck?
rustenskurk: At least it is... creative?
Felipe_Modesto: They are literally introducing themselves
Undertowst: Does anyone WANT to know what they are saying?
Nightvalien28: cheetoJack the brain is asking the other thing where is it's reign of chaos and it answered it is inside itself
gravitycannon: this is somehow endearing?
TheNeRD14: I just arrived to the talking giant eyes. Between this and Tomato Way has W&P gotten a lot weirder lately?
EikoandMog: cheer100 I have either had too many or not enough drugs for this.
TheOtherTrevor: Dub Fight?
hippitybobbity: This is hysterical
arandomview: I WANT YOU TO SERVE ME IN KLINGON!!
DennyMcG: Macheya I loved that show
TrakoGamer: is this actual Spanish?
Procrastronauts: I'm shocked that I can understand some of this with the Portuguese I learned in school 20 years ago
Dragoniangirl: Sir sir, you've got... you've got a little something in your... nevermind
The_Jenx: cheer50 This...uh no. Just no.
redpillbluepil: Google translate to the rescue!!
azninsect: cheer300 this dark souls dlc got weeeeeeeird
CataclysmicReverb: Is that motherbrain?
DigitalSeahorse: no subtitleo?
dialMforMara: is this Evil Monsters Anonymous?
UnhingedBear: It's terrifying. Where can I get one?
richard_ermen: Prepare to have your ears blown out I presume?
Punching_Bag: It's brazilean
ConchShell_VII: That's what I said!
wildpeaks: so they're space monsters
Foxmar320: Yeah thats not ok
Macheya: @DennyMcG Me too, but not like this.
the_lone_bard: I think that's supposed to be a dragon and the artist seen the infamous Fallout missing face glitch and decided "This is great!"
Lancer873: y'know what, no, I can dig this artstyle-*vomits*
Metric_Furlong: Compleatly but this is Portuge-oh right, I see what you did there
BusTed: Hey all.
MT_Storm: This makes just as much sense when you understand it, trust me.
countz3r0: there's in waiting line
Laserbeaks_Fury: This seems like a Sesame Street sketch
OKB_1: Leaving full screen for now… this is quite unpleasant to watch
BusTed: What in the world is this.
adamjford: I don't like this one bit???
glued_to_the_stream: AS someone learning spanish Ican read about half of this
Felipe_Modesto: So the small eye monster is at the office cause he wants to do some consulting on world destruction @LoadingReadyRun
SniperPumpkin: TrakoGamer, it's Portuguese
Punching_Bag: It's a waiting room for something
DennyMcG: Macheya oh yeah, never like this.
BtEtta: Man the new Resident Evil looks GREAT
countz3r0: or waiting room
MasterTacoHunter: That has to hurt
TrakoGamer: ah
TwilightAvalon: @LoadingReadyRun You should try to reuse this for Friday Night Dubfight!
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: watch and wonder
Compleatly: @metric_furlong: you get me.
Gothic_Monkey: i mean like... Points for creativity
Kaus_Jason: i...i legit cant look at this i'll come back later
Nightvalien28: they are arguing what makes a good monster, the brain monster is consulting to see if it can kidnap some princesses
adamjford: I'm fairly confident that I need an adult
spicydungus: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
cheetoJack: Nightvalien28 so its the story telling quality we could expect from this sort of game, neat
FeaturingMe: Is this "Failed Pokémon Auditions" ?
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: the themes of this are at such odds.
Vanbael: a normal person!
Mijnheer: "The volume is up really high" That sounds dangerous. I fully expect this game to Gilligan's Island us the lrrEFF up
zarbit: Isn't aziago a bagel?
MasterTacoHunter: Maybe he should go have that checked
wildpeaks: turns out, the tube of flesh with a giant eye *can* emote
hascow: I've heard about this show "Rick and Morty". Is this it?
couldntpickausername: a pile of biological waste came to life
DigitalSeahorse: maybe it has eyeworm
Sjakies: I need more drugs for this
The_cake_of_lies: human
Foxmar320: The animations are not even that bad
rarermonsters: Translator's note: Cerebro means ***
virre_: is this an interview?
samwonk: Wait, wait.
beregolas: but why?
Baronvonjooj: I like how polite these monsters are. They seem really considerate
Felipe_Modesto: He is looking for a consultant position
Macheya: So, now it's Beetlejeuse.
samwonk: Princess-kidnapping is dragons, not monsters.
Jeezy56: somethhing something robot squad
Dumori: Foxmar320 bar the extra bad mupet mouth
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Caleb_QDC: I really appreciate this
Gothic_Monkey: the description only makes me more curious
Nightvalien28: YES IT IS
arandomview: Nice job, huh
cheetoJack: This would be an amazing Late Night Dub Fight segment
Domidwarcer: Part of me is tempted to send this to my cousin's wife who i brazillian to see what she can tell me about what is said. The rest of me is going I don't want her to think i am insane
hascow: why is Wednesday Addams interviewing this monster?
Lordofjund: I'm, so confused
OKB_1: I would kidnap a monster consultant
HugeHorseDongus: Man Morty you really cronenburged up this world.
TrakoGamer: that hair flip tho
atinyspacemarine: this is super dumb but I love it
2d20: This is a hell of a trip
Dmc3628: Villains Job Interview en Portuges
Foxmar320: Dumori Yeah but other that that
Kramburger: That girl has nice hairplates
Vanbael: is this like "AAAH Real Monsters!"?
DigitalSeahorse: brain monster is actually behaving cute
crazycommie87: cheer125 At least there's narrative in this one?
gravitycannon: is that woman using a chair at all?
Nightvalien28: said its father left a legacy of minions and it is wondering if they can get a job
Barb4rian: I'm not convinced this is a game yet
Mister_Dee: Well, more of a job monologue
jonlevir: the F are we watching?
PinaCalChaos: I think I own this.... time to cry
Godofmuffins: I'm either taking to many drugs or not enough.
Darth_Wooper: I've seen games with much higher budgets that have much worse character movement.
rarermonsters: So this is the Ratatoing equivalent for Monsters Inc I guess
ConchShell_VII: This is making me sick a bit
Avengir: Monster's Inc: Portugal?
the_lone_bard: So it's been a couple minutes of this. My question. When does this graduate from extremely amateur animation from 2002 to a game?
ArtofDaDress: Hey chat, what have I missed in the half hour im late? Im already confused
Alness49: So... this is in the Monsters Inc universe then?
ViperousPlanet: What on earth is that?
loopie120: Hey Hey It's garbage day!
Lunareclipse123: Drugs?
valoopy: This opening cutscene is just faking wayyy too long
Skyboss1996: Translator's note : Kekaku means Watch and PLay
cheetoJack: !findquote drugs
LRRbot: Quote #1416: "We know that drugs kill. We believe you. We're experiencing it right now." —Graham [2014-01-17]
FeaturingMe: Domidwarcer: people have been put on trial for less
redpillbluepil: So is the girl a vampire???
Felipe_Modesto: Space to skip?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Does this ting have Trogdor wings?
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: devs mom is talking too quiet Kappa
ProfessorSkippy: Race me Alex, Race me around the library.
PrinceNimzar: could this be someone's language class project?
Felipe_Modesto: "PRESS SPACE TO SKIP" btw
Gothic_Monkey: this is really growing on me
Zeke229: i really think LRR have played this already
LordManiMani: wasn't there a saturday morning cartoon like this
rarermonsters: The word Minions triggers me really hard now
All_mankind: five bucks our boss rides a segway
Foxmar320: I only wish I understood it
Procrastronauts: @zeke229, Jim Sterling played it
Macheya: She looks like a cross between Wednesday Addams and Wendy.
Zeke229: oh
Felipe_Modesto: The lady is telling him that he needs an arch-enemy
Domidwarcer: Funnily @FeaturingMe Her husband (my cousin) is a barrister so thats probably what woudl happen
SamanthaVess: It's WiiFit Trainer's sister
hascow: please never skip this. It's so delightful
arandomview: You have come a long way since omnilingual
Punching_Bag: The girl is selling villain's tools, like armies of mooks and weapons4
ylegm: how long is this frigging cutscene?
Ta_Panda: A narrative, but not one most of us understand.
redpillbluepil: But we don't understant what the narative is!!!
cheetoJack: the animations are a little exaggerated but they're not awful to be honest
Baronvonjooj: So.... any bets on what the gameplay will look like?
MT_Storm: "Do you have am arch-enemy? If you want notoriety, you need an archenemy."
Golfballof17: cheer100 Is this the leaked demo of Spore 2?
The_Irish_Blaggard: It's eye it's strongly focused on that woman's breats
BlueMechanic: Is this the new Alien film?
Anima110: this is just amazing
CataclysmicReverb: Ah, gotta love that real fake bookshelf
Nightvalien28: now it is trying to get more minions and it said it has no arch nemesis, every monster needs an arch nemesis
Felipe_Modesto: She is telling him how to gain more notoriety
Punching_Bag: He is an aspiring Bad Guy
crazycommie87: Sounds accurate XD
adamjford: Wendy, of Wendy's fame
wildpeaks: oddly enough, "learn spanish with lolcats" seems to be working, can understand like half the story
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hascow: oh wait! This must be Aliens: Colonial Marines!
Foxmar320: oh man Wedny is brutal on Tiwtter
loopie120: why is there so much porn of her recently?
thecanerdian: this kind of seems like a very low budget Grim Fandango
Macheya: Wendy from Beetlejuice.
Nightvalien28: villains need an arch nemesis
AdmiralMemo: kappa50 This is a very strange Star Control 2 mod.
Dmc3628: what archnemesis could this thing have?
Felipe_Modesto: She mentioned some dragon who kidnapped some girls
PinaCalChaos: if memory serves me right this is a spaceship shooter.
Knightlyvalor: Well, we know what the next Running Start is going to be.. ;-)
monsieur_squirrel: so far the gameplay is better than the last one
Jake_the_guy: the monster keeps looking at her tits
Undertowst: Hey Graham, I sent my package to you today! I hope you'll get it soon!
TrakoGamer: I'm guessing Espaco means space, but what's the subtitle?
Macheya: I think that's her name.
Felipe_Modesto: Famoso = famous
CataclysmicReverb: Wendy the Wendys mascot's been getting a lot of attention lately
arandomview: Aren't you guys supposed to be omnilingual?
Domidwarcer: Oh btw Graham, Stephani Mcmann was on a daytime tv show in the UK speaking about WWE. It was interesting
Astra7525: Is there ANY game in here?
kinpatsu: wtf is this
TrakoGamer: soe kind of introduction?
Baltharon: It's Portuguese
Pteraspidomorphi: This is even more boring than a brazilian telenovela. How can this script be so boring?
gravitycannon: game?
glued_to_the_stream: Yeah, spanish helps alot!
Logikcat: @Macheya Do you mean Lydia?
SniperPumpkin: TrakoGamer to skip introduction
richard_ermen: Surprisingly long intro.
Jake_the_guy: contracto
Juliamon: TrakoGamer that's the "press SPACE to skip"
Felipe_Modesto: Is it just me or does he sound kind of like elmo?
Foxmar320: Contrat!
Skyboss1996: "Contract"
Mangledpixel: TrakoGamer that means 'skip the introduction'
crazycommie87: Nice
shroompants: man... what an unskippable this would make
MadCmdrMoe: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 31:52.
Macheya: @Logikcat Oh right, Lydia.
Golfballof17: Wow
TrakoGamer: ah gotcha
countz3r0: Can he fly with those wings?
All_mankind: i fully expect these monster models to be modded into Skyrim
Cantwearcats: Here's an MS Paint doodle of a contract
Nightvalien28: yup getting a contract
Felipe_Modesto: She pulled a contract
couldntpickausername: I have the weirdest boner right now
TheNeRD14: So Graham, what is your opinion on this font?
hippitybobbity: lol
PunkRockZoologist: Every time I play Spore I end up trying to make an Andalite from Animorphs, you can't put the mouths on the feet though.
adamjford: So is this the newest installment of Unskippable? Where's Paul?
Lithobraker: Gambate!
cognificent: This is clearly a really good binding of isaac seed. cheer100 cheer100 cheer100
rarermonsters: How long is this cutscene!
rainbowbatsuit: !game
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Golfballof17: I shall future Running Start gold here, bois
wildpeaks: lrrFINE
The_cake_of_lies: ''game''
Lithobraker: Gambatte masu!
Skyboss1996: Ah sweet. This job's got DENTAL
SarunasZukauskas: The receptionist seems to be getting into it
ekimekim3000: yeah, this is definitely LNDF-worthy
Leonhart321: We will get gameplay eventually right?
Cantwearcats: Only one?
HugeHorseDongus: @cataclysmicreverb TehePelo
loopie120: @LoadingReadyRun Do either of you speak... spanish..?
Felipe_Modesto: The mosnter wants an advance, maybe some sort of weapon
hascow: which Nier: Automata ending is this?
cairistiona13: i have MANY concerns
TrakoGamer high fives memo for Star Control 2 ref
Macheya: This is some MGS levels of cutscene.
dialMforMara: loopie120 Portuguese
Sampy104: With cut scenes this long it's either a Final Fantasy or a Metal Gear Solid
Foxmar320: woah
Compleatly: @ekimekim3000 yes and no. There's alot of talking but not much doing.
spicydungus: no no no no no
TrakoGamer: uh
crazycommie87: lrrSPOOP
demondrinkingtea: i just got here; what the hones ***
Famout: o_o
t3h_f1gm3nt: kstarkNope
arandomview: Is this a Porte Rican cartoon?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Bond?
Gekyouryuu: cheer100 unrelated to current game, I'm curious Doctor Alex: I know you dislike game flashlights with battery life. how do you feel about one where there's visible battery life, but the battery and light amount only degrade as acts of the game progress?
AdmiralMemo: !highlight this is happening
Golfballof17: Uhhhhh
Perivale: erm
ylegm: I'll be lucky yo not fall asleep by the time this intro is over
countz3r0: mmm Tropical drinks
Skyboss1996: AAAH
dreaminginautumn: cheer100 New No Man's Sky DLC? I like the addition of story
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Zeke229: is that Reggie?
loopie120: @dialMforMara Damn...
Perivale: is that putin?
redpillbluepil: Vladimir Putin and Serena Williams?
Avengir: lrrSPOOP
Jake_the_guy: WHAT
therm0s_: What are up with his hands
Vanbael: that person's head is too big!
nullrush: what is HAPPENING?!
Undertowst: When does the 'game' part of this begin?
the_lone_bard: Thaaaaaaaat sure is a texture.
Nightvalien28: beach commercial
rarermonsters: UUmmm... Brazilians... is that how you see White People?
All_mankind: now the real monsters begin
Kramburger: Nice mirrored texture, buddy
adamjford: This is *** incredible.
wildpeaks: suddendly, space skeleton
zarbit: Commercials?
Psychic_Ketchup: This is way more upsetting than the monster
Golfballof17: His face is doing too many things
EikoandMog: !pardonfuck
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Dragoniangirl: what's wrong with that man's hands?!
DigitalSeahorse: creepy...is that the dev's face?
Gothic_Monkey: somehow giant head man is more terrifying to me than the eye monsters
ZelaFlow: Is this actually just a movie?
Domidwarcer: this is creepier then brain monster thing
Splash4Mirrodin: k
hippitybobbity: Shia Leboeuf!
Cantwearcats: Who the *** are you and what's wrong with your head-and now this. Good.
Avengir: What is this?
Famout: This is going places, no idea where, but places
The_Jenx: Poor guy seems lost.
MT_Storm: This is amazing.
richard_ermen: This...is....disconcerting in how it jumps between scenes :D
ConchShell_VII: Hey, I just realized: Is there... game?
Skyboss1996: Uh huh?
Mijnheer: I see we have walked around enough, and now the triggers are occurring lrrSPOOP
gravitycannon: 'leave me and my discreetly pregnant brazillian girlfriend alone!'
wildpeaks: I'm sorry, *glowing* space skeleton
Felipe_Modesto: We're doing Mistery Science Theater 3000 today right?
Akivans: as a spanish speaking person, i can half understand what they are saying, and i am scared
TrakoGamer: no me gusta (I don't know any Portuguese)
thecanerdian: smash cut to a bleached white HOLY *** IS THAT THING FLYING IN SPACE
The_cake_of_lies: Ah yes the space skeleton, how could I forget?
glued_to_the_stream: Ahh... it has no ass!!
fourcardcombosuicide: @The_cake_of_lies The game is "A Big Space Mess"
nebulosDisconcertion: Abrupt drop in coherence
Avengir: Burn this with fire. Just end it.
TrakoGamer: BYE
countz3r0: snatchin' women
AdmiralMemo: Mensu Beam?
bi0buster: Space skeletons... So it's a necron? Kappa
ekimekim3000: this *is* Spore 2
Dmc3628: Alien Skeltin
Skyboss1996: Half a skeleton deathclaw?
wildpeaks: that man has a strong arm o.O
Golfballof17: MENSUUU BEAM
Blizzinam: I do not understand. Any of this. lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Avengir: Is that ... us?
Compleatly: @avengir no we have to see it through
sleepyham: wtf
Vanbael: he has a strong arm
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: putin has weird gloves
Splash4Mirrodin: lol
cheetoJack: is there even any game in this?
Vanbael: WUT
Foxmar320: hahaaa wow
Aname_was_taken: lol
MasterTacoHunter: Early concept for tyranids
Skyboss1996: Chicken?
cheetoJack: !game
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Kaus_Jason: I tabbed back out of curiosity and immidiately regret it
Foxmar320: wut
Dragoniangirl: oh noes! my waifu!
DigitalSeahorse: monsters are better looking anyway
TrakoGamer: wow
countz3r0: ITS DOC CHICKEN
beatrix_plotter: SURE. Ok.
beregolas: Coconut to Orbit in under 2 secunds?
indy91: He did everything he could
ekimekim3000: or possibly Frog Fractions 4
Gothic_Monkey: that animation
adamjford: What. Is. Going. On.
crazycommie87: Now we have a story!
Hotliquidjello: i hope that this is all cinematic and there is no gameplay
Felipe_Modesto: The guy is going to enlist into the "space marines" to save his girlfriend
All_mankind: is Badly Rotoscoped Putin our player character?
hascow: this IS Rick and Morty!
Golfballof17: Ha
Barb4rian: lrrFINE
Gekyouryuu: Is this Frog Fractions 3?
Undertowst: Is there a game part to this 'game'? Because it seems like this is just a video....
couldntpickausername: I legit love this game
BusTed: That sure is a stylistic choice.
Six108: WAT?
Jlhonors: 100 to 200% real quick.
HugeHorseDongus: The line has been crossed
Nightvalien28: he is registering to the special forces to rescue his GF
FlyingWithSnakes: what the *** is happen
TrakoGamer: suddenly Hotline Miami
Blizzinam: I just dont understand
SloMoJFish: is this actually a game or a Brazillian kids show?
jonlevir: Is this Spanish Robot Chicken?
ViczIA: please choose a design aesthetic
wildpeaks: I powerfully love this game already
redpillbluepil: What is this crossover?!!!
PunkRockZoologist: WTF Brasil?!
Gothic_Monkey: he said pizza
virre_: !pardonfuck
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Famout: Graham, he is is using ALL lanes
J4Y_4NDY: is this still the intro?
Felipe_Modesto: The man's current job is Pizza delivery man
glued_to_the_stream: When does the game start?
FeaturingMe: Pick any lane, as long as it is ONE
beregolas: Top lane all the way
Dmc3628: are you serious Modesto???? Space MARINES??!?!
SamanthaVess: It's General Tso
SAJewers: can we add that as a quote?
wench_tacular: drugs?
couldntpickausername: at least this isn't an asset flip
Lithobraker: Annnnd Thats where the animation budget ran out
Kramburger: I'm getting the feeling there might not be many voice actors in this game
hippitybobbity: This is all entirely too strange
Nightvalien28: he is a pizza delivery man
Avengir: All the lanes, Graham. All of them.
Emergent_os: This reminds me of
Golfballof17: So to be clear, Alex has done NOTHING so far, right?
Explorer785: this guy looks so distressed
kpiozero: I'm. I'm very confuzzled right now
Darth_Wooper: !highlight pick a lane!
Crad0k: !highlight pick a lane!
The_cake_of_lies: @fourcardcombosuicide I am not convinced this is a game yet ;P
Godofmuffins: This gets more and more insane the further we get.
ATravellingMan: cheer50 This is taking so many sharp turns I'm getting whiplash.
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korvys: ALL LANES ALL THE TIME
Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh hey, it's Colonel Sanders
Skyboss1996: Can't pick a lane if you're in every lane!
Blizzinam: !pardonfuck
theRomanoid: I'm more and more scared to see what is the gameplay here.
lairoflore: i walked away for maybe 2 minutes and now mother brain has been replaced by putin and a cartoon chcken?
Pteraspidomorphi: He's a pizza delivery guy
LessSkunksThanEstimated: I have No *** idea what is going on
dr_shandor: I am not high enough for this
Compleatly: @Nightvalien28 did mother brain just kidnap putin's girlfriend?
Foxmar320: wait wat
DennyMcG: I went to get a drink, and now I'm so much more confused than when I left
AdmiralMemo: !highlight Pick a Lane kappa80
GhassanPL: This game has more intro than MGS
Navi_Chem: Suddenly game
Reecer6: Oh, gameplay?
EightBitArcher: that wonderful moment you log into a watch and play stream... and.... yeah
Foxmar320: Gameplay?!
Pteraspidomorphi: That's like Hiro Protagonist!
Skyboss1996: wat
therm0s_: Wait
ConchShell_VII: *** A GAME
Nightvalien28: Compleatly yup
BusTed: I saw 🍕
arandomview: This obviously has a deep meaning.
beatrix_plotter: What is this even?
virre_: lol
hascow: "METER CHUMBO"
GroutNASA: !highlight pickalane
wildpeaks: we don't play the space monster though, aww
therm0s_: It's a sidescroller
the_lone_bard: Wait THIS is the gameplay that follows that....
Gothic_Monkey: METER CHUMBO
The_Jenx: Hey, you know when that one episode of FLCL just let each of the animators switch to their style midway through the scene? This is NOTHING like that!
spicydungus: ok i understand now
Psychic_Ketchup: When you start taking orders from a cartoon chicken, you've gone too far
gravitycannon: ughhh...??
t3h_f1gm3nt: its a gradius clone?
DoodlestheGreat: What the f**k am I watching?
Reibwyr: oh shit, there's game play?
azninsect: the art direction...changed somewhat
Golfballof17: Mwter
DennyMcG: What the ***
All_mankind: now the game truly begins
loopie120: @LoadingReadyRun this looks like adult swim original programming
Jake_the_guy: fish?
TwilightAvalon: and now its Gradius!
Tskarrox: is that the creators face as a texture?
LessSkunksThanEstimated: Meter chumbo
VAB0L0: Just got here, and whaaaaaaat dafuq?
vorodar: This is totally not the gameplay I expected.
dylan16807: I wanted to be the mother brain
angryoptimist: Suddenly..... R-Type?
Skyboss1996: Flying fish
beatrix_plotter: Is that a tampon on that sign?
Golfballof17: meter chumbo
the_lone_bard: I don't know what type of game I was expecting but it wasn't this.
0x6772: Side-scrolling shooter was NOT what I expected after all that.
AdmiralMemo: !highlight Pick a lane
Laserbeaks_Fury: chu chu chu chu chu
hascow: this is amazing
rarermonsters: Translator's note Keikaku means Chumbo
Felipe_Modesto: the game is telling you you have limited ammo!
DigitalSeahorse: looks like a team that had both 2D artists and 3D artists and they didn't want to leave anyone out
WNivek: After all that, it's just a shmup?
Gothic_Monkey: this is now the greatest game on earth
FeaturingMe: Enemies look a little fishy :o
imat156: Ummm...I just got here...What is the floating motorcycle?
ZelaFlow: Limited Ammo
asthanius: This reminds me of that Sunfish game
beregolas: what... the... ******..... ???
virre_: ummm
virre_: !adult
LRRbot: I need a better adult!
bi0buster: What is any of this?
Niallsb: Graham, I need you to be honest with me. Is this Frog Fractions 3? You legally have to tell me if this is Frog Fractions 3
couldntpickausername: move the mouse cursor please
AlonsoSwift: So this is Brazilian Cho Aniki?
TrakoGamer: what does the sign say about planets?
beregolas: This answers none of my questions...
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rustenskurk: Oh this game looks bad
SupernormalStep: Graham you made a mistake, this is a good game.
J4Y_4NDY: I think you only have limited bullets
Foxmar320: this is amazing
shroompants: you have ammo... or something
Dared00: Is the music stolen from somewhere? Because it's uncomparable to the rest of the game.
2d20: Of all the possible game genres, sidescrolling shooter was the last I expected
ConchShell_VII: It does actually
Iraeda: on the bright side... it's nota shitty platformer?
SAJewers: is this an original song?
wildpeaks: frog fractions 3 ? :D
PunkRockZoologist: How did it get weirder.
Procrastronauts: It literally does look like 12 Oz Mouse
Nightvalien28: AlonsoSwift yes
af0z: This looks like the Kanye fish game
All_mankind: the art direction is more confused than Revenge of the Sunfish
samwonk: I wouldn't even begin to know how to make Unity do something like this.
DeusMachinaEx: What in the name of everything good and tasteful have I tuned into?
Mattmitchell45: In this World, all Car Accidents are Caused by Reading Street Signs
Felipe_Modesto: The signs say "no monsters, aliens and other stuff at the beach"
ReynardWrecker: I just home from work at half ten in the evening, and I am already so happy about this.
AdmiralMemo: (I kind of just wanted to see if I could do LRRbot commands AND cheer at the same time.)
Skyboss1996: what the actuall eff is going on anymore?
Compleatly: @AlonsoSwift No. This is too awesome to be representative of Brazilian culture.
Golfballof17: Oh dear God, so many pickups
Splash4Mirrodin: @Nightvalien28 I'm sorry you are translating for this....thing
hippitybobbity: AH BOBBIT WORMS
TStodden: Limited Ammo? In a shooter!?
couldntpickausername: please move the mouse.
Splash4Mirrodin: xD
Orgmastron: GREEN FLAME
Jake_the_guy: each shoot is like 5 bullet
Baronvonjooj: This looks like Gradius is you were also fighting a bunch of free 2d assets
Nightvalien28: Splash4Mirrodin so am I
Skyboss1996: Flying lobsters and shrimp
Splash4Mirrodin: lol
Inquisitor_Xian: the enemies are exploding in to question marks........same.
SAJewers: what are the 2 bars at the top?
Skyboss1996: Crabs
Notimagain: cheer100 Well this is a ... thing
Reecer6: No Newman's Sky DLC?
tl_ampharos: I can barely watch this thanks to lag issues, and somehow that's making this even more magical
couldntpickausername: what is that black thing on the right side
Kramburger: Graham, mic's edging in
rarermonsters: Don't you just love it when games have no content so they give you a million varieties of pickup
hascow: I have just been staring at the screen for a while with my hands on the keyboard having no idea what to say, and then I decided to just say this.
crazycommie87: Music sounds like remixed F-Zero or Star Fox to me
Arclight_Dynamo: But why does the motorcycle fly?
Skyboss1996: something green?
Dragoniangirl: attack their weak points for massive damage
Astra7525: oh there's ammo
redpillbluepil: What do the signs say?
Felipe_Modesto: So what happened to the Alien monster looking for a job?
Foxmar320: What is anything in this game
bi0buster: Tubajato-O!
The_cake_of_lies: And how exactly is this related to the story?
ZelaFlow: You have limited ammo, btw
Splash4Mirrodin: I thought the new CoD was a WWII game Kappa Kappa
Avengir: If you're going to have english start button, why no english in game... at all?
InquisitorJL: @Nightvalien28, does this actually make more sense when you can understand the words?
Baronvonjooj: Yeah, thats ammo
wildpeaks: suddendly, ckickens
virre_: Life and Force there, I understand things
TwilightAvalon: cheer50 This was an interesting direction for CrusinUSA
Nightvalien28: InquisitorJL nope
AdmiralMemo: Is that a burrito or a couch?
Undertowst: Why is the image for that a tampon?
MT_Storm: Hold button!
Golfballof17: CHICKEN
arandomview: This is obviously a social commentary. What is it about? You won't understand anyway.
Felipe_Modesto: Fogo == FIRE
TrakoGamer: this is a weird happy wheels mod
J4Y_4NDY: I think Silibrina is ammo
Darth_Wooper: Chickens!
gravitycannon: why was a fly moterbike enct explained in that whole cutscene?
Skyboss1996: Chickens! and a turkey?
asthanius: Save the animals from the evil Dr. Robotnik
superherofae: okay what is this game again, I need to send it to a friend like, right now
couldntpickausername: FOGO!!!
Pteraspidomorphi: It's hard to translate most of the signs because they're just silly semi-jokes
Mijnheer: Y'know, for some reason we're a motorcycle, flying above a road. Wouldn't it be more logical to have the game be top-down with us driving down the road? lrrSLOTH
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couldntpickausername: this game is amazing
Nightvalien28: the bottom bar seems to be ammunition
Skyboss1996: Giant Lobseter!
countz3r0: SCRIMP!
Emergent_os: This reminds me of Warren Spector's talk about Deus Ex, where he recalled creating two separate design teams, each with its own lead. It was so bad, that the teams were called Team 1 and Team A, because neither would tolerate being called B, or 2. Who knows how many designers worked on this game...
AdmiralMemo: kappa50 I think this is a Fins of the Father mod now. :-D
SupernormalStep: Fogo = Frag out
Baldrash: He's very against lean protein.
shroompants: out of ammo
HatTheButcher rolls into chat. Whats going on in this thread? Are you guys shitposting?
Nightvalien28: the top one health I think?
SamanthaVess: Hey now, you're a lobstar!
rarermonsters: So guys how exactly did Graham manage to find Brazilian Frog Fractions?
Jimrabbit: i went to fold my laundry and I return VERY confused
Hotliquidjello: lean protein can die, apparently
Dared00: We are Touhou now
Gothic_Monkey: i want there to be an english version, cause i would buy this so fast
DennyMcG: Mijnheer shhh, logic has no place in this game.
ReynardWrecker: Ah the little-explored crossover between extreme sports sims and bullet hell shooters...
Skyboss1996: Just...
yomidian: oh hi fae. please tell me your target will stream it.
rustenskurk: I am reminded of Fins of Our Fathers
eric_christian_berg: Did I have a stroke?
aerobeing: Those were all the things there were said.
Felipe_Modesto: The dude's name is "Waldisglédson"
CaptainEnder7: Homarids!
WNivek: Wall Of Fish sounds like a Dadaist gameshow
tl_ampharos: I'm pretty sure the /game/ is shitposting at this point
Jake_the_guy: out of ammo
All_mankind: i honestly think this was made by someone who played Revenge of the Sunfish and thought "i can do better"
bigcore917: Looks like the crosses are ammo
tl_ampharos: Like this game is literally a shitpost
Skyboss1996: I dunno man. Frag out.
demondrinkingtea: Alex you have limited ammo thats what the crosshair things are
J4Y_4NDY: Bottom Bar is Ammo
Quintondreaming: Yeah, you're running out of ammo
ekimekim3000: this actually looks like someone's really cool school project
eric_christian_berg: Anyone else seeing this?
FeaturingMe: at least the wall is ef-fish-iently providing cover
EightBitArcher: Graham "they're also hiding behind this wall of fish" Stark
Desdae: I think you have limited ammo
redpillbluepil: I've double tabbed acid and it wasn't as weird as this.
EikoandMog: You're out of ammo.
bi0buster: It looks like you have ammo.
richard_ermen: I think Bomba de Meu Bem is your ammunition og which you´ve mostly run out
Jake_the_guy: stop fireing all the time alex
TheGreyRabbit: This actually looks pretty not bad. Nonsensical. But a fun time waster
glued_to_the_stream: You have limited ammo
aerobeing: Eric_christian_berg, are you OK?
jonlevir: You're out of ammo
fiftymcnasty: The bottom bar seems to be ammo
cheetoJack: Nightvalien28 is there any cultural context that makes this make more sense, or is it just LOL RANDOM?
MasterTacoHunter: Lost sealab 2021 episode?
elah806: I feel like I remember hearing them designing this game on Cool Games Inc
Felipe_Modesto: The game mentioned you would run out of bullets quickly so you should manage it...
AlonsoSwift: Actually, I'm just convinced that this is Touhou 16 and the series took a REAL sharp turn.
Foxmar320: LOL
thavleifrim: oh is the green bar ammo?
SamanthaVess: I think the top two bars are health and ammo
Quintondreaming: Top bar is health, bottom ammo?
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PandasAndPancakes: This is a perfect visualisation of Weird Twitter
Under_5core: There's an ammo bar.
Nightvalien28: cheetoJack nope
ZelaFlow: You have health and ammo bars
ufo6300: the bottom bar seems to be ammo
demondrinkingtea: The upper bar looks like health / armour
superherofae: I will absolutely force a friend to stream it yes
nullrush: do you have another gun?
beregolas: the top are a heart-bar and an ammo bar?
rarermonsters: Say what you will about this game... I prefer it's art design over Touhou project
crazycommie87: Why would you have limited ammo for a game like this?
hascow: top bar is health and bottom bar is ammo
ConchShell_VII: I think we're already dead, Alex
SirElgar: meters at top are health and ammo
countz3r0: egg bullet
eric_christian_berg: I... don't know. Do you see mecha-lobster, too?
glued_to_the_stream: THe targets are your ammo
gravitycannon: im slowly into this now. its kinda magical
Skyboss1996: wat?
arandomview: Now I'm waiting for you to play E.T.
RavingPenguin: I go to make cupcakes and I come back to whatever the hell this is
bi0buster: Why would you have limited ammo in a sidescrolling shooter?
kynelwynn: You'rte out of ammo
zarbit: I thought we were getting hitstunned
LordShadner: I think the second bar is Ammo
wildpeaks: it's from the game ? I was assuming it was Alex
af0z: Maybe there are too many objects on screen for you to be able to shoot
SniperPumpkin: Why would you make a sidescrolling shooter with AMMO?
jonlevir: You have limited ammo
Laserbeaks_Fury: or there's ammo
fFailureatlife: what's going on
Foxmar320: ummmmmmm
TheNeRD14: Is the second bar ammo?
Punching_Bag: Bullets seem to recharge so don't fire all the time
johnhelix: Man, this is the BEST.
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DolGrenn: You're going to DPS very, very slowly!
Famout: The second bar is ammo
UnhingedBear: The second bar is ammo.
Jake_the_guy: ammo
jonlevir: Ammunition is a thing in this game
valoopy: You're out of ammo fam
Nightvalien28: you can run out of ammo
Iraeda: wedid it?
Famout: The cross icon
TrakoGamer: is municao ammunition?
Ambitious_Sloth: The number on the second bar is your ammo it seems.
Arclight_Dynamo: Do you have limited ammo?
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: THE bottom bar is ammo
DigitalSeahorse: pencil sharpeners?
Navi_Chem: limited ammo G*
richard_ermen: It was missing ammunition points.
AdmiralMemo: kappa50 Please help us Salmontha
vilun: the bottom bar is ammo, right?
wildpeaks: dancing space squids
Gothic_Monkey: ammo in this type of game? huh
SirElgar: second meter at top is your ammo
Golfballof17: That whale forgot how to whale
krognar: looks like the bottom bar is ammo?
beregolas: you actually have limited ammo
korvys: No, the second bar looks like ammo, and you were out
theRomanoid: 2nd line is bullets you have probably
Skyboss1996: SHARK
jonlevir: So maybe don't fire all the time
SloMoJFish: I think Raio da Silibrina is amma
bi0buster: Oh hey is SSH back in town?
CaptainEnder7: Limited ammo looks like
Bryghtside: I'd
All_mankind: more Waldisglédson plz
vilun: and the targets are ammo pick ups
truehippy: I know this song. It was in a Dreamcast game
NarishmaReborn: second bar def ammo
Emergent_os: Designers had an argument on the subject of "how much sea fauna is enough".
tl_ampharos: There it goes, now I can actually watch the dang thing
helgridr: you have limited ammo
Dumori: You ran out of ammo the crosshairs are ammo
SloMoJFish: ammo*
cairistiona13: top bar health, bottom bar ammo. also hi shark
AdmiralMemo: !highlight DPS very very slowly
eric_christian_berg: I think you were out of ammo.
LRRbot: Highlight added.
hippitybobbity: Sick Midi guitar friend
Macheya: Commence the jigglin'!
TheGreyRabbit: MORE DOTS! lrrDOTS
glued_to_the_stream: Shoot slower
Reibwyr: is the red reticle your ammo?
WerdnaRac: Second bar is ammo
arandomview: Now, play E.T.
dialMforMara: happy little tree squid
beatrix_plotter: Jesus, Weebl's Stuff, I used to love them
Gothic_Monkey: That shark is more reminding me of "Rather good stuff"
SarunasZukauskas: Don't shoot if you don't need to, the bottom number is your ammo count
Foxmar320: Boiss robo shark lol
BlueMechanic: is it a shark with a laser beam attached to it's frickin head
couldntpickausername: SHARKS WITH FREAKING LASER BEAMS
senorrodrod: Cheer 50 think we found Richard hammockslam's secret game project
tl_ampharos: The fact that this game has limited ammo is kinda baffling
wildpeaks: ttbh when you see a flying robot shark, you don't need to know the language
The_cake_of_lies: @LavenderExtract I think this game may actually be hell
grobielson: PSHEW PSHEW PSHEW PSHEW
Astra7525: who the eff build a sidescrolling shooter with ammo
DennyMcG: That reminds me of the shark robot thing from James and the Giant Peach
Mewyabby: Stop wasting shots.
TrakoGamer: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS have more bullast
tl_ampharos: Why would a game like this actually have ammo restrictions?
LavenderExtract: @The_cake_of_lies I think you may be correct
wildpeaks: More dots
Mijnheer: VIDEO GAMES
bi0buster: CORN
Skyboss1996: Cool?
spicydungus: ok then
Felipe_Modesto: That bullet type is called Silibirina Ray, you had 0 for a while
Foxmar320: SURE
SloMoJFish: Yay?
Kramburger: Okay, this just became MISERABLE
All_mankind: well this took an unexected turn
Skyboss1996: Did we win?
mnemonicman: uh wat now?