t3h_f1gm3nt: !ing
LRRbot: nginginginging...
Wonderdoc: Someone who is subbed to Bahroo pls post the rooSip emote in chat. I love that one BibleThump
Foxmar320: YES!
t3h_f1gm3nt: lrrGOAT
couldntpickausername: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Tarukai788: stuck the landing
FlyingWithSnakes: YES
FeaturingMe: NAILED IT
Mewyabby: @NoxStryx wikipedia informed me of that! Wavy~
SamanthaVess: Nailed it!
BusTed: aw yiss
Skyboss1996: OCEAN
Jake_the_guy: oh ya
Phothrism: aw yeah
TyranicMoron: the vine: https://vine.co/v/ih0rU2z62BK
Lazarenth: PogChamp
Lavamonstr: Just how long is your trail? it seems to go forever
Saulens181: those Quake 3 skills
AdmiralMemo: !highlight Super Ocean
Felipe_Modesto: nice
wildpeaks: we did it, the ocean \o/
asthanius: Tony Hawkline Miami?
Rivulatus_: Dolfins!!!!!!!!!
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couldntpickausername: GOODBYE WORLD
aWabbajack: sbzyManleee doogPaw
angryoptimist: Into the sea!
Famout: We are dolphin
Durugai: and thus we skate upon (and under) the sub ocean
Quintondreaming: And then you drown
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: I mean, close enough for today.
Tarukai788: water effects on the bass drum
firehazard_k: WE SKATE WITHIN THE SUBOCEAN
couldntpickausername: dat was sweet
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: :P
GapFiller: !uptime
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Ragephoenix: We're skating with dolphins now.
Phothrism: Skating with the dolphins 8)
MysticOp9: ladies and gentle I present the subocean
Felipe_Modesto: We are one with the ocean
Mattmitchell45: Sigh RIP VIne
Seeric: @Lavamonstr I'm pretty sure your entire trail is permanent forever.
Glenn_Seto: that's somehow really sweet
RobertMerlow: This is free? This game is just really sweet
Navi_Chem: can we investigate the desktop icons
DeusMachinaEx: This game IS drugs
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Jarannis: Is it a sub-ocean if it's designed to be a part of the game?
Metric_Furlong: Gekyouryuu not really, I mean minimalism is a thing, plus the simplicity does make them reminiscent of classical geometry
Gildan_Bladeborn: I think this is just the actual ocean.
SarunasZukauskas: Tgis is kinda trippy, I might play it
Bionull: Next goal, land on the rainbow meteor.
Borgrim_: this game knows us too well
Domidwarcer: Im presuming the dolphin noises are not part of the music, but they worked so ell
CommandoJE: Does it count as the sub ocean if you are allowed to go there?
Domidwarcer: *well
Noodles_15: !game
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DigitalSeahorse: aww
All_mankind: maybe. . .this game was its own subocean
Anaerin: Life is a highway, Graham. Would you like to ride it all night long?
Sjakies: skating with the dolphins makes sense
Darth_Wooper: Sub-ocean count for today: 0 :(
TyranicMoron: the vine they were talking about: https://vine.co/v/ih0rU2z62BK
Undertowst: How to top today?
Lancer873: We ride upon the subocean
Skyboss1996: uh oh
Rivulatus_: Got to be great to be a follow up
kynelwynn: Games like this make me want to design a game that is bad on purpose and you win by clipping into the Sub-Ocean
Baldrash: My head hurts, and I don't care. That was pretty sweet.
Lavamonstr: I really want a sub ocean themed t-shirt
HealsWithBeard: cheer5000 That was a thing
EikoandMog: Guts and glory is in the newest humble bundle :D
Borgrim_: notawfulbut. .. game
Mattmitchell45: Literally talked about Vine in three different places today
Compleatly: Yes!
Cantwearcats: :o
cheetoJack: i bought that game!
Skyboss1996: Oh, this thing
northernlightning: ahh, i have heard of this game
goblinranger: yay!
shroompants: OH BOY
MadCmdrMoe: its kinda neat
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Lavamonstr there's a poster! It's great!
Phothrism: oh it's sweet actually
AdmiralMemo: Lavamonstr There's a poster, so there's hope?
RobertMerlow: THIS GAME IS SO GOOD
ExhaustedElox: YES!!!
Dared00: YESS
FeaturingMe: Not awful? Graham what happened, you used to have standards :O
atinyspacemarine: !!!!!
Rivulatus_: Good name.
CommandoJE: Yes this game is great!
rarermonsters: Oh god this game...
The_Irish_Blaggard: I love this game!
t3h_f1gm3nt: i've heard of this
ExhaustedElox: FInally!
IndigoVitare: HYPE
Kthanid: Oh this is super fun!
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: YASSSS
eric_christian_berg: On a rating of 0 to Slaughtering Grounds, what is it?
ShortRound2099: yaaaay
firehazard_k: OHHH YES
AdmiralMemo: OH THIS GAME
Lazarenth: Is there a year after "Simulator"
Gothic_Monkey: wait which one is this one...
Undertowst: Ah, Jim played this
Lucaan0102: I heard this game. Sounds hilarious
Talin06: oh yes
wildpeaks: someone compiled the tracks of the previous game: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeshYbbWxXhKJ76QxT3mrcBXFpNFtudFi
empyreon: YES!!
ViczIA: \o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
SamanthaVess: This game is great!
SirBiffaloEsq: Or santa
Zeke229: YES
nattsan: showdown of ultimate destiny?
Reecer6: Warning, this game has a Chuck Norris joke. So like, that instantly takes off 5 points out of ten.
Skyboss1996: So who would win in a fight, 6000 turtles, or 3 orks?
texasman208: I own this game! I had a lot of fun with it
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: OR CHICKENS!
Tarukai788: oh god this one, lol
Gothic_Monkey: ok the realistic one
anemzero: Subocean in credit sequence. Game is won
Contiguouskittycat: Totally Accurate Battle Simulator!
richard_ermen: Chckens win...everytime.
LonelyTex: lrrGARBO lrrSIGNAL
MCJiopur: I believe it has tables now
DigitalSeahorse: Brilliant!
Glenn_Seto: isn't that a recent ubisoft game? Kappa
azninsect: oh yes!
Akaiatana: LRR: Da BITS
whenwearebothcats: oh right its the imgur game
mogling: Have they done the horse sized duck one?
nullrush: Oh hey, I saw Robbaz play this game
virre_: Oh I kind of know somebody involved in that
Contiguouskittycat: Oh, so close.
LonelyTex: This is one of my FAVORITE games
AdmiralMemo: Also, 5K bits!
SirBiffaloEsq: @LonelyTex lrrHORN
Jarannis: 100 horse sized ducks and 100 duck sized horses?
lightpagoda: yes!
retroactivepancake: Ultimate and epic?!?!
Gothic_Monkey: totally accurate battle simulator is also amazing
whenwearebothcats: this is actually great
imat156: Don't forget unit customization
Compleatly: chickens vs ors.
Kikazi: Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater?
LonelyTex: @SirBiffaloEsq lrrHORN
some_call_me_tim: jim covered this
Compleatly: orcs*
Rivulatus_: It is deffinitly chickens all the time.
northernlightning: "evil"?
LordZarano: Thanks TyranicMoron
Gothic_Monkey: >tables
richard_ermen: Category "Evil" :D
jakale: roman chickens vs anarctic penguins
Niallsb: Is this the "realistic" graphics version or the "gang beasts" version?
DigitalSeahorse: is this a British game?
redpillbluepil: What about Nazis riding ostriches?
atinyspacemarine: is this related to "Totally Accurate Battle Simulator"?
delta__vee: "Festive"? :D
goblinranger: sure start with furniture
Skyboss1996: 250 tables. VS
AdmiralMemo: !pardonfuck
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wildpeaks: ohh yes I saw that one
aWabbajack: Table vs Chair!
AugmentingPath: Reecer6 it's got "ultimate epic" in the name... maybe it was frozen in 2005 and just got defrosted, and can be forgiven
Noodles_15: I AM THE TABLE
Cantwearcats: I haven't seen the inanimate category
rarermonsters: Is this just going to be another physics objects bumping simulator?
Rivulatus_: What are the tables orders?
DennyMcG: Oh yes
Pteraspidomorphi: TABS isn't finished yet, is it?
DennyMcG: I know this game
virre_: DEVON GET THE TABLES!
NationalPublicGaming: I feel like weez is gonna have a propa waaaaaaagh
Lazarenth: ww2, cant pick nazis. shame
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: Graham tell him the unit sizes this game is capable of.... cause its HUUUUGGEEE
NoxStryx: soooo.no bad games today?
J4Y_4NDY: D-VON GET THE TABLES
All_mankind: i recognize that map from when i was skimming google maps of russian lakes yesterday
Darth_Wooper: ww2 only had one side... nice.
holidayMD: I AM THE TABLE!
TheFoilAjani: @pteraspidomorphi It'll be done in summer
BlandSpice: This is the game where one unit is just Trump with two m16's who just fires wildly, right?
duaiwe: My money is on the inanimate tables.
whenwearebothcats: yeah those unit counts can have a few 000s
lakaicheaker: hey guys! what is this game? just joined
Foxmar320: Santa!
goblinranger: couple 1000 orcs
Pteraspidomorphi: Thanks for the information, TheFoilAjani
Cherubimcw: Don't use Chunk, he's just indestructible. He's not fun.
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AdmiralMemo: I've wanted to check this game out for reals though
Skyboss1996: Massive unit sizes, but unoptimized AF
Zeke229: if heels have beads, does that mean Alex and Graham are heels?
Lord_Hosk: What was that about Art being dead Graham? http://i.imgur.com/67W3b55.png
Paranundrox: Ancient Greece -Roman
Spluuga: does it have emus?
t3h_f1gm3nt: obvs
Gothic_Monkey: I once made an army of 10,000 zombies fight a custom chicken with like 9999 attack and 99999999 health
MCJiopur: My understanding is you can change the stats as well
duaiwe: Wait.. Romans are Ancient Greece?
SamanthaVess: Ancient Greece -> Roman... rooWhat
DigitalSeahorse: this game has nice music too I guess....
Theycallmejokke: Shouldn't the tables be defending
CommandoJE: Will the computer be able to handle it? I've seen it crash a few streams.
Gothic_Monkey: was stupid funny
lirelent: 1 chuck noris GG
AdmiralMemo: !highlight Obviously
nattsan: Ancient Greece: Rome. I have questions
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cfpreston: ancient greece, roman. what!?!
Wonderdoc: Memes
northernlightning: what happens if you just plop a bunch of them into the middle of the lake?
eric_christian_berg: Where do I know this music from?
Paranundrox: Ancient Greece -> Persians
Metric_Furlong: Spluuga nah, they were cut for being too OP
Darth_Wooper: Ancient Greece: can't play as the Greeks... FailFish
cheetoJack: Hosk you genius
Rivulatus_: Change some of there orders.
Skyboss1996: Zombies turn other enemies into zombies
Compleatly: we gotta get santa in there
Metric_Furlong: just ask the Australian army
delta__vee: "young man, there's no need to feel down..."
Famout: Don't tell Alex, but Zombies make more zombies
t3h_f1gm3nt: was that....house of 1000 corpses joke?
Reozul: I love this game, just don't have footmen fight zombies, the zombies turn them faster than the footman can kill zombies
Spluuga: Metric_Furlong noooooo
Aviator_Moonshine: The only thing I know about this is that there is a Chuck Norris unit in there. (unless it was a mod/add-on)
Foxmar320: oh this is gonna be a battle!
SamanthaVess: northernlightning if they can't spawn where you tell them too, they just don't.
TheFoilAjani: @blandspice That's Totally Accurate Battle Simulator, the precursor to this. TABS comes out in summer though
Lazarenth: Lets be fair, this game is just 300 SPartans Vs. X Simulator
Skyboss1996: Chuck OP.
LonelyTex: Chunk norris is actually invunerable
dreaminginautumn: Beware, zombies are badass in this game
Phothrism: yeah mess around with orders
kite_neravar: I was going to go to bed, but man I love this game
dreaminginautumn: they will eat everything and repopulate
ExhaustedElox: Who is on Defense?
FlyingWithSnakes: when did this game come out
Rytel: 1 Muscle Santa beats all and is disappointed at the lack of challenge
sigma88: i was gonna say us soldiers are gonna win, they're pretty op
Phothrism: I'd start small but ok
Foxmar320: 1 Chuck Noris is all you need really
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IndigoVitare: needs a few thousand chickens
AdmiralMemo: Dear Dr. Graham: Can you use less than 1 as a rank shape for skinny ones?
itzClinton: Chuck Norris, now that's a vintage meme
DennyMcG: This is not a subtle game
Paranundrox: STAT BATTLE
jumpingupanddown: this soong,avatar maybe?
paronomasiac042: And, just, a fuckton of chickens
imat156: Chuck Norris will win, btw. Not really a fan, but he is unkillable.
CommandoJE: Oh boy this is going to be really laggy
jumpingupanddown: I am not sure now
Reozul: Chunk is unfar though, he just ressurects when killed
sag3error: All out or team up?
northernlightning: @SamanthaVess makes sense, but i can't say i'm not a tiny bit disappointed
LonelyTex: You can do 20,000+ easy
All_mankind: i think the tables are at a disadvantage, we can probably go 750 of those
richard_ermen: Santas about to be shot :D
All_mankind: oops too late
whenwearebothcats: my immersion almost broken with 250 santas
Rivulatus_: Question, do the spartians get a bonus to power when there is exactly 300 of them, making them nearly unbeatable?
Metric_Furlong: Birth of a Hero font though (vomit vomit vomit)
Foxmar320: I feel this is going to be really stupid lol
PinaCalChaos: fast loading time on that
Questhere: I hope Santa wins
lakaicheaker: looks like my mother Russia right here
Cantwearcats: My money's on Chunk
Alness49: So, I dunno about this new Warhammer edition.
setralynn: I saw Roman and felt the urge to boo. What is my life?
AdmiralMemo: cheer100 Maybe use numbers less than 1 for long skinny formations?
Rivulatus_: You have a powerfull computer, you should be able to have a large number of units.
Lord_Hosk: Chuck Noriss?
WokenClick: I bet 100 bits on the tables.
Mangledpixel: huh, some of the tables have died already
Compleatly: I think the tables have a good shot at winning this
Rcraddz: but you have chuck norris, he beats all :D
whenwearebothcats: zombies in 2nd place maybe
Cherubimcw: You used Chunk, it's not going to be fun.
FlyingWithSnakes: man, total war got weird
Reecer6: Yeah, you can almost certainly increase those numbers all tenfold.
Foxmar320: lool
MCJiopur: So if they don't have room they just don't spawn
Feltic: Dvon! Get the Tables!
Rivulatus_: I have my money on the tables.
Skyboss1996: My grand army of Tables!
richard_ermen: The tables are clearly going to win :D
Lord_Hosk: The tables have the high ground
Granitefish: Chuck Norris will always win
Darth_Wooper: Yep, those are tables.
2d20: My money is on the tables
Rivulatus_: Straw pole for who wins?
Reecer6: The tables went in the castle to decorate the place.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Thing is, the first teable that gets flipped, the game ends
Phothrism: ho ho ho
Granitefish: He's immortal and one hit kicks
All_mankind: my money is on the, well
jakale: and it is raining, which will mkae it harder for the knights if that matters
Tregelen: us army are op in this
wildpeaks: *bets on the tables*
PinaCalChaos: how much was this?
J4Y_4NDY: D-VON GET THE TABLES
Compleatly: can we possess a table
The_Ninjurai: Where is Chuck Norris?
Lazarenth: for freedom
mjihde: I'm thinking 1) Chuck, 2) zombies 3) anyone's guess
t3h_f1gm3nt: is this star wars?
richard_ermen: "For Freedom" :D
J4Y_4NDY: control a table
TheMoatman: I thought that said "Mostly Cloudy With Some Gun"
nattsan: Good, Spartra are assholes
Nahazzat: This has a lot of potetnial.
Nahazzat: *Potential even
Lazarenth: Well the spartans didnt make a phalanx so
ekimekim3000: OUR BULLAT WILL BLOCK OUT THE SUN
Skyboss1996: This is where Soldier from TF2 came from
whenwearebothcats: come on spartans use the terrain
Crokoking: @LoadingReadyRun two tips for that game: chunk norris is literally immortal and you can fire a nuke with N
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All_mankind: no retreat! no surrender!
Foxmar320: wow lol
Niallsb: They're fighting like ants
Gothic_Monkey: GO TABLES
whenwearebothcats: yup those are some tables
lirelent: bronze not bullet proof
AdmiralMemo: !highlight Tables have turned
Foxmar320: hahahaaaaaaa
Gothic_Monkey: I AM THE TABLE
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duaiwe: Wait, THOSE ARE NOT INANIMATE.
Skyboss1996: They're going
Tarukai788: It's like one of the best parts of an RTS with way less work
Syntheticuh: what on earth have i walked into
Aeraliz: *** WHAT
LadyThrimbletrimmer: im rooting for the tables
Tarukai788: I like it
Zeke229: WHAT
azninsect: go banana!
indy91: Santa already dead?
Noodles_15: I am the TABLE!
snowcookies: Just joining. What kind of game is this?
All_mankind: [drop tables
Rivulatus_: "Tables have turned" ......
bi0buster: Oh no. D-Von, the tables are getting you!
AlonsoSwift: This is a strange Mount&Blade mod lrrBEEJ
oldmanjohnsonmb: Dont abandon the castle!
Scorpianhead: go tables!
FeaturingMe: When I read about the knights of the round table, I pictured something else
redpillbluepil: It's like an army of rombas
rarermonsters: This is why I don't like this game, other than different models it's just "Physics objects bump each other"
Scorpianhead: nooooo!
BusTed: Boot.
Leonhart321: You know, I don't think this is what they meant by we will fight in the shade
Onehalfcupflour: Sally forth!, ...men?
Lazarenth: haHAA chuck norris
Compleatly: Not if we drop him in the sea!
adi_pie: The tables are by far the scariest things thus far.
MCJiopur: Tables are very fragile
Reecer6: Dammit, Chuck, this is why no one likes you.
ForOhForError: This seems accurate
Riandisa: Poor furniture
rarermonsters: It's youtube fodder
Iceberg_Man: it said inanimate why are the tables moving?
Aarek: yeah chuck norris can survive like 10 nukes
Aeraliz: cast him into the sea
SamanthaVess: Memes... rooWhy
lakaicheaker: holu *** he's good at punching tables
castlewise: I feel like we have to posess chuck norris
DigitalSeahorse: wat
ani_laurel: are they mimics?
cairistiona13: chunk norriss?
LonelyTex: Also, alex, you should zoom out and press N/.
angryoptimist: Metal Gear?!
t3h_f1gm3nt: dat health though XD
jumpingupanddown: the knight of the round tables
Skyboss1996: he's got 1m health
sigma88: million health luls
AdmiralMemo: !highlight Get in the sea
Rivulatus_: We are not exploring the map as chuck?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Get tabled
couldntpickausername: looks a little metal gear
J4Y_4NDY: these are some beauty and the beast tables
Crad0k: chuck norris is a legitimately awful person
Darth_Wooper: Jump off a sea cliff, Chunk!
FlyingWithSnakes: snatas dead
ZeroArcana: santa got wasted
Famout: Press N
FlyingWithSnakes: santa*
Lord_Hosk: Santa is dead
Skyboss1996: The tables are out for blood
indy91: Chuck Norris doesn't walk over water....
TwilightAvalon: cheer100 Was able to find some things about that Metal detecting game, only because I found it very fascinating. It appears theyve included thousands of items consisting of mainly objects theyve found and other groups in the area for finding old War relics and just random metal objects. They range from gold/silver coins, parts to planes, tanks, medals, ammo, shell casings, mortar shells, tank shells, helmets and this...https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Z6tf32WOIjQ/hqdefault.jpg
Riandisa: This Beauty and the Beast reboot is fascinating.
couldntpickausername: MAKE CHUNK FIGHT SANTA
rarermonsters: "Look guys, you can add tables, isn't that random lol?"
whenwearebothcats: hold the line
Borgrim_: maybe the number keys are tied to you squads
northernlightning: that is a lot of bullets
AdmiralMemo: !highlight Get... in the sea
All_mankind: i want to remind everyone Chuck Norris co-opted the joke about how tough he is from Vin Diesel
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Mijnheer: DEUS VULT!
jumpingupanddown: March of the penguins, eat your eat out, the tables have arrived
Aeraliz: Santa's dead?! D:
t3h_f1gm3nt: santa already died :(
Foxmar320: wow
Pteraspidomorphi: The charge of the heavy brigade
CataclysmicReverb: Santa died a long long time ago
Jake_the_guy: the knights are killing
Skyboss1996: Turns out, plate armor not totally bullet proof
af0z: This is kinda great
Phothrism: I suggest not pressing N
Cantwearcats: I think Sabaton have a song about this
Muddy64: !game
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redpillbluepil: Who'd have thought? Gun > Spear
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Zeke229: Is this just a recreation of the charge of the light brigade?
whenwearebothcats: gotta favour those heavymen up close
Muddy64: What game is this?
ekimekim3000: the knights will get there. the kill rate will go down as they get kills
FlyingWithSnakes: nuke chuck norris
IndigoVitare: By the way, bodies stay on the map and have a physical presence. So you end up with mounds
Foxmar320: Where did Chuck go?!
Mijnheer: Oh how the tables have turned
wildpeaks: !highlight the zombies have eaten all the tables
Ba_Dum_Tish: Now do we get zombie tables
LonelyTex: !cheer100 You should zoom out and press N Kappa
northernlightning: well, as long as he has a hobby
Foxmar320: Why does he hate furniture so much
nebulosDisconcertion: Now they're END tables
Rivulatus_: Move chuck, I want to see table vs zombies
ZelaFlow: "Oh, the zombies have eaten all the tables!"
Emergent_os: May I chant for my team? USA USA USA! There. Thank You.
Skyboss1996: The tables are out for blood!
Anubis169: !addquote (Alex) [now] Ohh, the zombies have eaten all the tables!
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Alchemistmerlin: Chuck Norris is the worst meme
AdmiralMemo: !highlight You're tearing me apart, Lisa!
SnowJP: He'll kick you apart! He'll kick you apart! OOH!
Alness49: This is why he's banned from IKEA
JediTransmit: You're tearing me apart Lisa!
MrOrderlyChaos: What is this game? I think I need it
Questhere: what's Santa doing?
Pteraspidomorphi: Chunk noriss should sell firewood after his discharge
eric_christian_berg: Who killed Santa?
Jake_the_guy: wow the US got ***
ForOhForError: Those tables should know not to go at norris one at a time
LonelyTex: You should zoom out and press N kappa100
Nahazzat: The knights are winning this one.
Rivulatus_: The soldies have killed 500+ people
The_Irish_Blaggard: What I love about this game is that the dead bodies become solid objects that pile up over time
adi_pie: Those riflemen are all MVPs
Darth_Wooper: Chunk Norris will always turn the tables. lrrBEEJ
The_Ninjurai: They must not have armor piercing bullets
Noodles_15: What happened to Santa?
Ragephoenix: Santa died!
angryoptimist: Quantity is a quality all its own.
aerobeing: This is exact WW3 reenactment.
cairistiona13: santa?
Nana89012: !game
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AdmiralMemo: !highlight You're tearing me apart, Lisa!!
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Compleatly: damn we lost santa
DigitalSeahorse: "BRAINS...oh wait I got wood."
FlyingWithSnakes: For Honor has changed a lot since the beta
Baldrash: The tables killed three enemies!
goblinranger: knights vs zombies
diabore: i just noticed santa is dead :(
duaiwe: Baldrash I just noticed that too, Go tables!
cairistiona13: all soldiers are dead
Foxmar320: This game is not even bad its just silly :P
SnowB0und: Aaand it's Dark Souls
Cavalrywolfpack: I really want to see how the tables would've done without Chuck Norris
404HopeNotFound: Tables confirmed higher kill count than Santa.
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Paranundrox: the tables have 3 kills!
VAB0L0: Is there an option for Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater?
imat156: The zombies create more zombies when they kill units, fyi
Skyboss1996: N fires a nuke where you are pointing
Alness49: This is a weird For Honor mod
Bionull: Clearly an action that needs a hotkey.
Gothic_Monkey: cheer100 I AM THE TABLE
dread_pirate_westley: How did the Tables kill 3 people?
helgridr: nuke chuck
cairistiona13: zombies killed nobody?
Niallsb: It would take about... 1000 nukes to kill chunk norris
Reozul: Zombies convert things they kill
AdmiralMemo: There's ONE TABLE LEFT
snowcookies: Christmas is cancelled
Laserbeaks_Fury: Looks like the tables have turned
indy91: Santa died early
angryoptimist: RIP Xmas.
Lord_Hosk: did the archers kill zombies?
Ukon_vasara: Santas Dead!! BibleThump
t3h_f1gm3nt: i think that's where the spartans spawned. got killed by the rifleman
SamanthaVess: On Radio 4
Trippzen: But there's 1 table left?
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LonelyTex: Where oh where have my archers gone?
Fracaswell: How did the tables get kills?!
Skyboss1996: Rip Tables
Trippzen: nvm
AdmiralMemo: Awwwww
Borgrim_: oooh where is the last table?
bi0buster: The tables killed 3 people!
cairistiona13: no
Akaiatana: Did the archers bow out?
Rytel: One table left
loki_lxix: Ninja Archers
AdmiralMemo: The table died
rarermonsters: This game is like Total War if you took all the care polish and attention and replaced it with unfunny memes
Rytel: Save the tables
Borgrim_: awww
virre_: you list the archers?
Ba_Dum_Tish: Santa can be avenged by Muscle Santa!
Compleatly: can we pull up a map
t3h_f1gm3nt: BOOOO KITE BOOOO!!!
Darth_Wooper: @Akaiatana BOO
MadWaltz: The tables killed 3 enemies
Foxmar320: Arrows!
Garfman314: can we have an animal battle next? possibly versus tables?
cheetoJack: arrows!
cairistiona13: are they up on that mountain?
lifecharacter: You can see arrows.
Domidwarcer: They are on Radio 4 at 7 O clock and an omnibus on Sundays
Nerdshome: hey arrows
bi0buster: Oh! Look! Arrows!
MCJiopur: Arrows
northernlightning: the swarm of knights is pretty great to watch
Mijnheer: Nuke chuck! Kappa
FlyingWithSnakes: press n
t3h_f1gm3nt: Chunks obviously played Dead Island :P{
AlonsoSwift: Norris OP, WOTC pls nerf
Nahazzat: Arrows!
helgridr: nuke him
Nana89012: 819
Rcraddz: Ambridge is where they are :)
All_mankind: is Mr Rogers an option in this game?
Lord_Hosk: they have chunk noriss back
Phothrism: nuke him
Rivulatus_: Unfortunatly Chuck will find the archers and kill them.
FlyingWithSnakes: apparently he respawns
AdmiralMemo: If he has health, HE CAN BE KILLED
All_mankind recalls the Ultimate Battle of Ultimate Destiny
northernlightning: let him eat arrows
Skyboss1996: He's just got too much health
Cherubimcw: Yes, if he runs out he just resets.
bi0buster: 20000 riflemen vs chuck norris?
Rivulatus_: No the archers are killing tim.
aerobeing: I wounder if the nuke would kill him?
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: His health comes back from 0
Reozul: CHUNK IS NOT KILLABLE; He ressurects when killed
Matt_LRR: Hi friends!
Gothic_Monkey: He has too much health, it took me 3 hours to get him down to half
Compleatly: this is going to take forever.
Foxmar320: Hi Matt_LRR
aerobeing: Reozul as Santa?
Compleatly: Hello Matt_LRR
Rivulatus_: operation kill the chuck.
t3h_f1gm3nt: this is gonna take a minute
t3h_f1gm3nt: lrrFRUMP
CataclysmicReverb: The passion of the chunk
Lazarenth: try nuking him
ExhaustedElox: Hey Matt_LRR lrrFRUMP
Matt_LRR: what's the game today?
Foxmar320: Just in time to watch Chunk Norris die
Tarukai788: hey Matt!
AdmiralMemo: Reozul: OK, so he CAN be killed, technically
FeaturingMe: nuk'm
goblinranger: boo
Domidwarcer: Nuke him
adi_pie: Fire a nuke at him anyway?
FlyingWithSnakes: Hi Matt!
whenwearebothcats: *jeopardy music*
angryoptimist: lrrFRUMP
Dezufnocosem: remember internet jokes? I remember internet jokes
Aeraliz: nuke hiiiiiimmmmm
NojhLivic: Nuke him!
Famout: N to pay respects
imat156: You can create custom units to do more damage/attack faster, but Chuck is literal unkillable
Compleatly: can we nuke him?
Skyboss1996: whelp, press N for the fun of it.
Gothic_Monkey: nukes don't really do anything to him but it is funny
drthmik: Nuke Noris
DoktorLoy: I want to see the classic Tables vs Dressers matchup
Gothic_Monkey: also did my bits not show up?
snowcookies: the tables killed 3 lol
CodeGorilla: !game
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FlyingWithSnakes: bye
goblinranger: cough
UnhingedBear: hello Matt
IndigoVitare: I find your lack of Chickens disturbing
ekimekim3000: it's a tactical nuke
sigma88: he survived
Skyboss1996: It's a tactical nuke
Garfman314: chickens and penguins!
bi0buster: Chuck is fiiiiine.
cairistiona13: archers and knights
CodeGorilla: What's the name of this game?
DigitalSeahorse: he's got TV magic on his side
J4Y_4NDY: Chuck norris is still alive
Phothrism: 1 knight 1000 chickens
Paranundrox: I love how the tables got 3 kills
Metric_Furlong: Birth of a Hero is such a bad font though
rarermonsters: This game is toilets
CodeGorilla: Ah, nevermind.
Navi_Chem: what is cinematic mode
Ragephoenix: We need some fantasy creatures in the next battle
All_mankind: let's try this sans Chuck
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: You can aslo edit unit stats!
northernlightning: infinite body pile height? that's... an option
cairistiona13: and chunk survived
J4Y_4NDY: how about chuck vs chuck
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: oh
Reecer6: You should definitely turn on infinite body pile height in the options.
lakaicheaker: bought this game immediately
Gothic_Monkey: There it is
FlyingWithSnakes: make move speed x100
Laserbeaks_Fury: The zombies are biting and infecting all the furniture, and now it seems the tables have turned
Compleatly: Doesn 't stat changing only work for the 1 unit you possess?
Reozul: 250 Zombies VS 20,000 FOOTMEN, BE SURPRISED WHAT HAPPENS
Damaris1034: Ooo..just tuned in. Omg...this game is FANTASTIC!
mogling: You could make duck sized horses and horse sized sucks.
goblinranger: boo that pun laserbeaks :)
Compleatly: kangaroos.
mjihde: You could try having teams, like Dinosaurs and zombies vs modern military troops and penguins
FlyingWithSnakes: !uptime
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KongDelaDerpy: botchamania
Tarukai788: 10000 chickens vs 1 t-rex
TheFoilAjani: @compleatly I think it makes a new unit to use
t3h_f1gm3nt: can we recreate a cuccoo attack on chunk?
couldntpickausername: festive please
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: 100000 chickens vs 1 trex
going_medium: Tortoise v table... A match for the ages.
FlyingWithSnakes: Laserbeaks_Fury god dammit
JediTransmit: Duck sized horses?
IndigoVitare: Chickens vs their reptile ancestor?
All_mankind: ooh, we can actually have 100 duck sized horses fight a horse sized duck?
Emergent_os: I guess, on account of Chuck Norris surviving, US has won this battle. Or not.
Phothrism: 1 big chicken Kappa
northernlightning: *sudden zelda flashbacks*
imat156: Alright guys, I'm out. I'll cya'll later!
Cavalrywolfpack: Gotta get the tables in there
bi0buster: Do we do 100000 chickens vs a golden knight named Link?
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Garfman314: all animals!
Intrepid_Colin: Hey Graham, Hey Alex, Hello Chat. How has the garbage been?
couldntpickausername: what is under festive precious
JediTransmit: Different map?
Rivulatus_: Use 9's, you can get more.
The_Ninjurai: Can we get 10 horse sized ducks and 100 duck sized horses?
Talin06: you can change maps too
adi_pie: Oh, we're just Zelda now.
Tarukai788: rofl
whenwearebothcats: is it a world of tanks map or something
Trippzen: Make a horse sized Chuck Norris fight a duck sized Chuck Norris
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: oh wow. nailed it!
NoxStryx: @mogling how big is a horse sized suck?
dreaminginautumn: change the teams to put two groups together
Skyboss1996: Chickens V Rex
Rhynerd: We have an army of chickens, and this we know to be true.
Namboto: battle of evolution
DarkNacht: I feel this is going to have a long load time
FeaturingMe: YES, ALEX, YES!
Cherubimcw: Oooh, the T-rex is new since the last time I saw this.
Rytel: Knights vs. Chickens, the ultimate Zelda battle
Tarukai788: Alex and I had the same idea
Darth_Wooper: wyldCluck wyldCluck wyldCluck wyldCluck wyldCluck
Gothic_Monkey: oh the rotation thing has changed since last time
AdmiralMemo: !highlight Chickens vs. T-Rex
Nahazzat: The LoZ flashbacks begin o.o
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Foxmar320: Wbat kind of chickens are we talking about here? Chickens or Zelda Chickens?
Tarukai788: perfect
TheMadPunter: this game actually looks sweet; has W&P lost its way?
PencilStroke: plants versus zombies
billietwoshoes: What does changing the orders do?
Pteraspidomorphi: What orders are there?
whenwearebothcats: come on rex
mogling: @NoxStryx the size of a horse. DUH! Kappa
Gothic_Monkey: -forever clucking-
angryoptimist: Dino versus also technically dino.
DennyMcG: Foxmar320 Chickens,
Maddrius: Wat
Rivulatus_: That is one big farm
Reozul: Gold Knight can only kill a few hundred chickens, its a problem of attack angle
virre_: I think this is pallet cleanser
rarermonsters: What's the point of changing animals or units or anything, they'll all just form clumps, bump into each other, do attack animations, until stats determine the winner
t3h_f1gm3nt: if thease are cuccoos, that Trex is lrrEFF ed
AdmiralMemo: So, does Evolution win?
Ba_Dum_Tish: At them my minions
Skyboss1996: BAWK
wildpeaks: The CHickens Army shall be victorious
Compleatly: god the noises
MadWaltz: Chickens vs T-Rex, the new Sci-fi original movie
Nahazzat: #TeamChicken
Rivulatus_: #teamChickens
All_mankind: my money is on chikkinz
shadmed: can we get a strawpoll going
Theycallmejokke: #TeamChicken
northernlightning: oh wow
IndigoVitare: oooh nooo
FeaturingMe: That ruffled some feathers
Phothrism: wow just chunks
Reozul: 50 gold knights are basically unkillable for children though
Crokoking: The zombies actually turn other characters into zombies and you can get very funny effects
Questhere: can we finally answer the question of 1 horse sized duck vs 100 ducks sized horses?
ZelaFlow: OH NO
Scorpianhead: $5000 on the chickens
Contiguouskittycat: The progenitor fighting its decendants.
The_Irish_Blaggard: Orders are attack and hold, basically just makes 1 army a defender
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's a MF T-REX!
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: #TeamChicken
couldntpickausername: I need link this game to put him against 1000 chickens
Mijnheer: UM
EikoandMog: Ancestor vs current evolution!
TyrantTaco: rooFat
AdmiralMemo: WOW
Gothic_Monkey: HOLY ***
aWabbajack: Chicken dinner tonight!
Cantwearcats: wow
Tarukai788: that t-rex is a blood fountain
BusTed: Wooow
Jake_the_guy: DEAD
Tiber727: More dots!
Foxmar320: LOL
Intrepid_Colin: Wow....
FlyingWithSnakes: were there any bad games this stream? YOU PROMISED ME GARBAGE, STARK
wildpeaks: \o/
Skyboss1996: DPS
All_mankind: but SOMEBODY is getting chicken dinner
Jlhonors: get dominated
Edgarware: REKT
goblinranger: go chickens
Baldrash: T-Rex got shittered.
duaiwe: Don’t mess with a chicken, man
Tarukai788: geez
Alness49: Jurrasic World 2 took an odd turn
TheMadPunter: 😆😆😆😆😆😆
LarkSachrosis: lrrGOAT
Zeke229: DOTS
Rcraddz: holy cow!
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: 147:1
northernlightning: omfg
Rivulatus_: Chickens are stronk
Izandai: Not even a contest.
Mijnheer: GET DUMPSTERED
snowcookies: lol
Splash4Mirrodin: OP
Paranundrox: !highlight WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER
Steelwolf171: So...many....chickens!
RobertMerlow: It took 380 chickens, but they stood tall
some_call_me_tim: jesus that was quick
adi_pie: !highlight evolution works
NimrodXIV: wtf
Dared00: look at all those chickens
Felipe_Modesto: Team Vuvuzela
dread_pirate_westley: Chickens are scary
Tarukai788: he didn't even kill all of them
t3h_f1gm3nt: CAW!!!!
Trippzen: Oh so many memories of 40-man WoW raids from this.
Darth_Wooper: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Rivulatus_: trex only killed 150
Phothrism: more trexes
Compleatly: maybe 100 t-rexes
underhill33: Thats sound is incredible
ekimekim3000: how about chickens vs some considerable number of riflemen?
GapFiller: so much DPS
Aeraliz: dear god
Tarukai788: some of them despawned
Nahazzat: You lost more than 300 chickens+
Rocketman210: Trex is old design, chickens is the new deseign
Maddrius: so, that answers the "or 100 chicken sized {thing_here}"
Intrepid_Colin: What the hell is this game?
TheMoatman: 25 Ts Rex
NoxStryx: @mogling how big is a regular sized suck?
Emergent_os: Requesting Tactical Nuke!
Narida_L: trex dot indigestion and died
person322: pecked his legs to death
TyrantTaco: MANY WHELPS! LEFT SIDE!
Gothic_Monkey: 100
eric_christian_berg: That was strangely satisfying.
Akaiatana: What's the matter, T-Rex? Chicken?
Arclight_Dynamo: 100
Foxmar320: 100
J4Y_4NDY: Chickens OP Please Nerf
AdmiralMemo: !highlight More T-Rex
Gnyrinn: The T-Rex got henpecked.
ZeroArcana: give rex morew health?
Nerdshome: 50
Ba_Dum_Tish: 10 t-rex
Phothrism: 50
whenwearebothcats: it was chickens what did it
lirelent: 10 rex
Garfman314: they crave BLOOOOOOOD!
Laserbeaks_Fury: that was an impressive Fustercluck
LRRbot: Highlight added.
DarkNacht: 100
Stoffern: 100
Rhynerd: Only 147 chickens were lost in this slaying kf a TRex
rarermonsters: How did they kill him? They just stood next to him and DPS happened? I repeat. This game = Toilet
richard_ermen: 100
Tarukai788: 100
SnowB0und: cheer50 Spicy Chicken Tenders
jdsteele0001: 50
TwilightAvalon: Victory Screech!
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: 50
Kainsy: +50
Borgrim_: 50
Reozul: 100 ZOMBIES; VS 10000 FOOTMEN
aWabbajack: T-Rex may need an ally
dreaminginautumn: Make team 1 T-Rex AND Chickens vs Tables
FeaturingMe: 69
long_bad_cutscene: i mean wasnt that the progression of the jurrasic park series too?
Rytel: Is there a Salty Bet for this game and if not why not
The_Quiet_Alestain: YES!
adi_pie: The chicken, being an evolved dinosaur was assured a win. Kappa
All_mankind: and the t-rex died doing what it loved, eating dinosaurs
ZelaFlow: That is about right
Compleatly: bring out the tables too
Dmc3628: we just gonna ROman Reigns this right One V All
ForOhForError: TRex has pretty good AoE but Chicken Team shows that death is still the best CC
Ukon_vasara: throw in some kangaroo as athird faction
redpillbluepil: Add a dash of T-Rex
NimrodXIV: I logged back in at a ...weird... time
Glenn_Seto: after all, chickens are dinosaurs too
TwilightAvalon: cheer50 All those chicken nugs....Ben would faint
Wonderdoc: We have not learned yet from Zelda. Coocoos are the hardest MFs around
Nahazzat: What does cinematic mode look liike?
FlyingWithSnakes: chicken too OP blizzard pls nerf
Ba_Dum_Tish: Dank Chicken Nugs
northernlightning: the sound is just glorious
FeaturingMe: if it took 147 chickens, 10000/147=68.03...
Jake_the_guy: kek
Gothic_Monkey: HAHAHA
bi0buster: I love the loud battlecries.
Phothrism: Ahahahahahhaha
AdmiralMemo: HAHAHA
northernlightning: AHAHAHA
Skyboss1996: whoops
TheMoatman: lmao
whenwearebothcats: i bet nuke
t3h_f1gm3nt: ROFL
FlyingWithSnakes: HA
Foxmar320: LOL
wildpeaks: wow
snowcookies: nuked lol
GapFiller: kids we all remember Kikariko Village right?
AdmiralMemo: !highlight Whoops
Paranundrox: !highlight Wrong key
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
ExhaustedElox: LOL
Ba_Dum_Tish: Nuke wins!
Syntheticuh: hahahaha
Izandai: NICE
Mangledpixel: !highlight Wrong key!
goblinranger: roast chicken
Aeraliz: HA
Cantwearcats: awsome
Trippzen: lrrGOAT there!
person322: LUL
Felipe_Modesto: !highlight boom
Theycallmejokke: Woopsy :D
ZelaFlow: Perfect
lirelent: HAHAHA
Aenir798: LO
BusTed: Oops.
Borgrim_: today's weather, mostly sunny with some chickens
Laserbeaks_Fury: JK FLatten
Mewyabby: !highlight oops
Anubis169: lrrCOW
Rhynerd: Whoops.
blackwlf: "Place your bets! . . . you bet wrong. Nuke wins."
NoxStryx: is roman reigns a character option?
CommandoJE: I bet that nobody will win
bi0buster: Highlight that PLEASE
Phothrism: Place your bets Kappa
Splash4Mirrodin: LOL
Namboto: extinction event wins again
ExhaustedElox: LOL Thank you for that Alex
Questhere: rigged
Nerdshome: please highlihg tthat
Rivulatus_: Hahahahahah, well that was not the result I expected
Ba_Dum_Tish: Flawless victory
Papperslappen: I think I bet on the wrong team
MadWaltz: I love how the chickens form ranks
LarkSachrosis: !highlight oops
Astra7525: !bet all Alex
Felipe_Modesto: Boom goes the dynamite
cfpreston: welp, that was quick
All_mankind: "oopsie"
lifecharacter: "Place your bets!"... "You all lost."
cheetoJack: I think Giant Meteor won that one
Glenn_Seto: oppenheimer wins?
adi_pie: !highlight place yer bets
redpillbluepil: Dont give Alex the alunch condes
Tarukai788: instant highlight, I'm so happy
Ragephoenix: !highlight Alex Has The Power
FlyingWithSnakes: !Highlight BOOM
Foxmar320: Nice battle! ALEX wins!
Mijnheer: lrrCOW BETS
Contiguouskittycat: I suppose that's one way to cook a chicken.
Darth_Wooper: :D
Alness49: The House Wins!
Lanthess: "Place your bets" Everyone loses money.
TheMadPunter: it killed about 400, so thats the ratio
PencilStroke: this is how the dinosaurs got extinkt
Skyboss1996: Todays weather : Mostly sunny with some nuke
northernlightning: never bet against alex :D
Moonstruckragamuffin: lrrCOW lrrFINE
Gothic_Monkey: NOTE do not put the nuke key next to the start key
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: Marvelous
Pteraspidomorphi: The house wins!
Flea_Hastings: Easily the chickens.
octohawk: Chickens
UnhingedBear: nuke the chickens
Croooooooow_t_robot: winner: Alex
drthmik: I WON ... rooSellout What do I win?
DigitalSeahorse: that's why you don't want to be in the middle of a hen peck when there's a spot of blood anywhere
adi_pie: That was beautiful.
wildpeaks: Trex vs Chickens has gone nuclear
NimrodXIV: I bet on the nuke!
Trippzen: I think that round may have been rigged. I want my money back.
NathanJay787: Whoops nuclear bomb lol! :D
FriendlyFireTV: rigged
Reozul: CHICKENS
Ummon_: nuke wins KAPOW
Compleatly: look at the shower of feathers
Onehalfcupflour: House numbers, everybody loses!
AdmiralMemo: Possess a chicken?
Rhynerd: The house always wins
J4Y_4NDY: try cinematic mode
cairistiona13: rip
Caleb_QDC: Stream highlights left and right today
Phothrism: oh man Trex gonna win
EikoandMog: BRAWK
DigitalSeahorse: mmmmm roast chicken
Cherubimcw: Can you possess a T-rex and just walk through them?
TheMadPunter: trexs ftw this time
Mangledpixel: they're like zerglings
RobertMerlow: The chickens are Zerglings
Saulens181: Place yer bets! http://www.strawpoll.me/12939034
Jake_the_guy: wow the chicken death
FeaturingMe: 1
diabore: 50 is probably too many, go like 20
FeaturingMe: 5
northernlightning: the trexes are falling!
AlonsoSwift: There's a few down.
Ummon_: Can I bet on nuke plz?
goblinranger: 3 rex down
Nahazzat: The chickens have lost their flanking advantage.
Aeraliz: this is complete horseshit and I love it
bi0buster: I think this was in life of pi.
rarermonsters: Watching this game feels incomplete without Markiplier being shrill about how random it is
CommandoJE: Chickens basically zerglings
shroompants: they're like zerglings.... need to work on their micro more
Rivulatus_: Trex's have this
whenwearebothcats: just gotta keep cycling the wounded to the back
Juliamon: The chickens are going down at a pretty extreme rate
Ba_Dum_Tish: Literal swarm of chickens
holidayMD: Flank!
Orcanaught: You've got 10,000 chickens when all you need is a Cow
Trippzen: The T-Rexes are in waves though and half the chickens are gone
Jake_the_guy: 14 kills
Theycallmejokke: Go chickens!
Tarukai788: we're halfway through the chickens so maybe not
Phothrism: T.T It's a sad day for bird lovers
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: half way
All_mankind: i estimate a t-rex can fit like 70 chickens around it
Navi_Chem: what is cinematic mode?
Crad0k: the back row of rexes are probably fine
rarermonsters: Why is it making army and sword clanging noises? This game is SUCH toilets
cfpreston: the tide of chickens
AdmiralMemo: Do 1 T-Rex vs. thousands of tables
Trippzen: T-Rexs*
Perivale: those chickens are putting in some work
CataclysmicReverb: This is how the dinosaurs went extinct
cairistiona13: 5 dead
Felipe_Modesto: T-rexs have a really bad micro game
Glenn_Seto: but what if the chickens stopped moving?
TheMadPunter: t-rexs 2:1
LessSkunksThanEstimated: oh so this is how the dinosaurs died.
Akaiatana: What is on CTS tonight?
Phothrism: GG
Skyboss1996: Rexes have bad micro
couldntpickausername: I think we've found what the next rumble will use
Gothic_Monkey: Chickens put up a good fight though
Jake_the_guy: 200
Foxmar320: nice T Rexs got this
FlyingWithSnakes: where is the invincible chicken? Zelda lied to me
SacrificialToast: can you set teams? like 5000 chickens AND 5000 turtles vs 50 t-rexes?
Jake_the_guy: noo
Rivulatus_: rex's got this
AlonsoSwift: We should have an Autumnal Rumble-style event with this sometime, where you guys provide commentary.
northernlightning: not bad on the chickens, though!
misteline: Go Bottom T-REX
Felipe_Modesto: GG EZ PZ
whenwearebothcats: if chickens win they create a temporal paradox
Rhynerd: @akaiatana Player Unknown's Battlegrounds, as a team.
coolbond: Dear DR Graham and Alex have you guys not learned anything from zelda, Chickens are killermachines
Tarukai788: wow
Trippzen: So we learned 10,000 chickens are equal to 23 T-Rexs.
Reozul: DRESSERS VS TABLES
Paranundrox: at 25, Chickens win
Mewyabby: 30v10k
shroompants: same numbers, spread the chickens out
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh they'll murder 25
jumpingupanddown: So 30
MadCmdrMoe: Wider formation of Trex too
zuofthenorth: nah, 20000 chickens
ekimekim3000: i'd say 30ish
DarkNacht: 30
Rcraddz: 2 teams of 5000 chickens?
Narida_L: 30
asthanius: Fewer T-Rexes means they output less damage, so it shouldn't scale properly
TheMadPunter: fair fight would be 25 vs 10000
Nahazzat: With 25 T-Rexes, the chickens win.
Paranundrox: Chickens will destroy 25
Phothrism: Trex gonna die tonight
Sordidambition: how about two groups of chickens in a flanking position
Rivulatus_: #teamChicken
FeaturingMe: chickens have this
lifecharacter: They're going to murder 25.
Paranundrox: without the extra damage
Feltic: ~33
redpillbluepil: This would be a great XKCD question: How many chickens would it take to kill a T-rex
Mewyabby: 25 is ezpz
HopPoleStudios: Can you try 500 T Rexes vs 100k chickens?
Dumori: 25 but a wider formation
Darth_Wooper: Maybe go 30 T Rexes?
J4Y_4NDY: Try Cinematic Mode?
Nerdshome: i bet the chickens take it
whenwearebothcats: what about in close quarters, chickens must have advantage in those streets
Mewyabby: 30 is a lot closer
Aeraliz: important war strats
lifecharacter: Can we control one T-rex and just stomp around?
going_medium: T-rex could hold a pass
All_mankind: the chickens should be able to surround them better now
Alness49: Throw more dots!
Phothrism: Jesus the sounds
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: god the noises
Jake_the_guy: the shoots are great alex
Arclight_Dynamo: Wait. After this, try 25 Rexes, but spread in a single line.
holidayMD: Can we just keep playing this?
Skyboss1996: BAWK
Tarukai788: this remix is fire
DarkNacht: trexs are super dead
Saulens181: Cast your votes! http://www.strawpoll.me/12939044
Lithobraker: How does a game like this manage to render all these things?
Perivale: GET EM
bi0buster: Too battle my feathered brethren!
Nahazzat: As many as it would take to choke on them @redpillbluepil
RavingPenguin: Bird-zerker!
Foxmar320: BAWK
LarkSachrosis: !CAW
asthanius: My love is like a truck BERSERKER
Borgrim_: can we get eva-01 in the mix?
long_bad_cutscene: zelda chickens
Narida_L: Can you change their AI?
Lanthess: If the T-rex would just keep walking,they would win so fast.
cfpreston: to war my chickens!
Compleatly: the inexorable tide of poultry consumes all.
JediTransmit: What we do in life clucks in eternity!
t3h_f1gm3nt: so this is how KFC makes their chicken right? lrrBEEJ
aWabbajack: oh the guy who tweeted to Wendy's for the Nuggets won the contest
FeaturingMe: We are numberless, we are relentless, we are the swarm
Gothic_Monkey: -intense clucking noises-
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: The chickens have the flank!!!!
Feltic: The Trex's get kills when they die
Phothrism: RIP rex
ZelaFlow: Chickens have got this
Trippzen: This is perfect for a "the whole story" of chicken nuggets.
FlyingWithSnakes: get BAWK'd
rarermonsters: Why sword noises? Did they add them to be random or were the programmers too lazy to take them out?\
snowcookies: How many chickens does it take to kill a T-rex?
Noodles_15: NUG RUSH
whenwearebothcats: @Lithobraker instancing one model on the gpu
shadmed: can we get a thin line of chickens vs one t-rex
Compleatly: Can we add like 6 more armies in the mix
lakaicheaker: maybe we should spread chickens around t-rexes manually?
Skyboss1996: Skyrim's chickens Vs T-Rex
PencilStroke: can we have goats versus dragons?
aWabbajack: didn't reach the target number, but it beat out the record retweets.
Phothrism: nope they're getting the surround
Foxmar320: never thought I would see this but here we are
pigmywurm: im having Zelda flashbacks
Baltharon: the clucking tide
EikoandMog: Posess a chicken!
Papperslappen: It looks like you can group them in teams so we can see if 10000 chickens with archer support will beet 25 t-rexes with catapult support
GapFiller: God so many terrible Ocarina of Time flashbacks right now
Jake_the_guy: half the chickens
Paranundrox: the T-rex's lost the initial damage as well
Max_Peck: Much like every doge is a wolf, every chicken is a small dinosaur.
AdmiralMemo: How many tables though
Thomscks: try 25 t-rex in a longer line?
Rivulatus_: Chickens ez
ExhaustedElox: I love that if you zoom out enough, the chickens just sound like a yelling army
goblinranger: big flanking manuver there
Intrepid_Colin: When chickens do a pincer movement
adi_pie: God, this is like seeing an amoeba engulf and eat something.
Arclight_Dynamo: G: Try 25 rexes, spread in a single line. I bet they take it.
TheMoatman: If you could have the trexes all in a line...
coolbond: Dear DR Graham and Alex have you guys not learned anything from zelda, Chickens are killermachines!
Felipe_Modesto: not even close
DarkNacht: flanking for the win
Phothrism: Posses one?
JRandomHacker: Looks like PvZ
Thomscks: maybe 30, but all in 1 line
shroompants: they can take 50 rexs, just need to split them 50-50 on both sides
Derkatronic: posess one and start stomping
Nahazzat: Not even close, chickens take all.
4dSwissCheese: Also just the dinos lost a lot of their dps with the numbers reduction
JRandomHacker: Flashback to Sentry-Immortal all-ins
All_mankind: my love for you is like a duck, BERZERKER
gay_unicorn_of_love: these sounds
All_mankind: would you like to make cluck, BERZERKER
Skyboss1996: Ad Victoriam, chickens!
Phothrism: The humaaanity
PinaCalChaos: and his chickens shell know no fear
kynelwynn: High level StarCraft strat. The Chicken Surround
Borgrim_: if the tree just walked across, they would win
Niallsb: Makes you wonder if 50 T-Rexes in single file would still have taken it
FeaturingMe: hmm, T-Rex roast...
JRandomHacker: T-Rexes need some forcefields
Anubis169: Alex has gone full poultry!
Nahazzat: 30 rexes might be close
HopPoleStudios: 100,000 chickens :)
jakale: gotta watch out for that chicken flanking
Alness49: KFC's new marketing leaves something to be desired
NimrodXIV: chickens got this
ufo6300: try 5000 chickens now?
Nerdshome: now chickens vs penguins!!
Cavalrywolfpack: Tables!
whenwearebothcats: chickens mastered attritional warfare
FlyingWithSnakes: !Highlight team chicken is victorious
Sordidambition: I wonder if you control a trex and just stomp if you could handle them better
SacrificialToast: make some allied teams?
LRRbot: Highlight added.
ZelaFlow: * slowly develops fear of chickens
TheMadPunter: berserker chickens! look at their little heads bobbing!
misteline: you fought nobly top right T-Rex
sag3error: Defenders this time?
Tarukai788: Would you like to making duck BERSERKER
MrKroden: settings infinite body stack height!
Compleatly: dressers and tables vs knights and archers?
TheMoatman: Battle and the Beast
Nahazzat: Maybe some fights in an urban environment?
Rivulatus_: More, needs more digets.
Foxmar320: Tables?!
Laserbeaks_Fury: BE OUR GUEST
Skyboss1996: Tables! Vs! Dressers!
GroutNASA: Is this Inception music?
asthanius: Dressers v Tables, it's the question that has plagued man for centurieas
Ba_Dum_Tish: Can we get Bedknobs vs Broomsticks
Intrepid_Colin: And I would walk 500 More
virre_: wheres the ladders?
AdmiralMemo: !highlight Take the city
Famout: Battle of Ikea!
Foxmar320: Go dressers go!
whenwearebothcats: one for the ages
cairistiona13: yes please
redpillbluepil: dresser on table violence has to stop
couldntpickausername: this is gonna rock
PencilStroke: team dressers!
Shchenya: There's a trump isn't there that keeps building walls?
FeaturingMe: what's with the lowball numbers
Borgrim_: straw poll plz
Nerdshome: this new Beauty and the Best remake got dark....
Jake_the_guy: tabbles
asthanius: Tables v. Dressers Epic Rap Battle of History?
Rivulatus_: The ultimate questoin, dressers or tables?
Dmc3628: batle straight outta ECW
phorrestgaze: let's see if this fine woodworking can turn the tables
Splash4Mirrodin: !game amazing
Alness49: Tables, Ladders and Chairs matches took an odd turn.
goblinranger: they don't move much so I guess they render fast
azninja888: Who will emerge as best furniture?
Felipe_Modesto: This needs some Brain Power playing in the background
GapFiller: this senseless dresser on table violence has to stop
SamanthaVess: The IKEA war of 2017 roo7
holidayMD: ECW ECW ECW
Cantwearcats: This is a weird West Side Story mod
Aziraphalesshop: Are there wrestlers to match against the tables??
GroutNASA: lolz
FlyingWithSnakes: is this what IKEA is like after they close
richard_ermen: Battle for the Ages
aspiring_jester: dressers are *** going down
Akaiatana: Dear Doctors LRR, are you ready for 1000 witches and lions with the wardrobes?
Phothrism: lmao those cheering sounds
ekimekim3000: so this is the Beauty and the Beast Civil War?
Zeke229: ECW ECW ECW
Nightvalien28: the dresses stand ready
Foxmar320: To the DEATH!
lirelent: that is a lot of chest, ToS!
whenwearebothcats: what part will the extra beveling play
rarermonsters: I'm surprised at the game's restraint that you can't have 200 Rare Pepes fight 100 Pewdiepies fight 200 Subscribe buttons
Noodles_15: EC Dub EC Dub EC Dub
NoxStryx: my money is on dressers
Baltharon: table of duty: urban warfare
Skyboss1996: FIGHT!
bi0buster: ECW ECW ECW
Nahazzat: Just wait until the tables get a phalanx going.
Splash4Mirrodin: @Alness49 I would pay good money for this type of TLC xD
rarermonsters: Video games were a mistake...
couldntpickausername: this is a weird Beauty and the Beast mod
Arclight_Dynamo: Beauty and the Beast took a dark turn.
Contiguouskittycat: @Shchenya That's Totally Accurate Battle Simulator.
TheMoatman: Who would win in a fight, 100 table-sized dressers or 100 dresser-sized tables?
GroutNASA: FOR ETHAN ALLEN
Stellio_Cantos: it's like if antiques roadshow had a civil war
Paranundrox: I'm betting on Dressers
CommandoJE: That's very similar to the dresser i have
Gothic_Monkey: Tables always have my bet
Jake_the_guy: big money on tables
snowcookies: TeamTables!
PencilStroke: go dressers!
AlonsoSwift: Cue Guile's Theme
HopPoleStudios: and now we wait.
Tarukai788: man Kincaid home furnishings got weird
AdmiralMemo: Go Dressers!
Rivulatus_: Chat seems to say Dressers.
J4Y_4NDY: D-VON GET THE TABLES!
GapFiller: E C DUB! E C DUB! E C DUB!
Foxmar320: Team Dresser!
BusTed: This is quite the match.
Dmc3628: EC DUB! EC DUB
Skyboss1996: Lets go Tables, Lets go!
CodeGorilla: What's the walk cycle look like on a table?
Kuolar: I'm pretty sure there's a way to speed up time, isn't there?
Lucaan0102: C'mon dressers PogChamp
wildpeaks: Team Tables \o/
angryoptimist: Furniture battles in the east... is this in some way related to the Otttomans?
asthanius: Dressers could have weapons in their drawers, but the tables are known killers.
frage069: Dressers might have a weight advantage
Jarannis: I think the dressers have an /amoir/ advantage...
Undertowst: This has got to be the best W+P day for Alex!
EikoandMog: Alex, my dad is watching Rocky in the background and the theme JUST started when you started singing.
Flea_Hastings: I want to see a Tables v Ladders v Chairs match now.
The_Ninjurai: Is this a Table Ladder Chair match?
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: FOR IKEA!
Lanthess: The tables totally have a leg up on the competition.
Anubis169: "Today on Watch+Play... Will the tables turn or will somebody be given a dressing down? Find out today!"
Trippzen: If Dressers wins, we riot.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Are the dressers gonna run the tables?
volcano_rabbit just subscribed with Twitch Prime. volcano_rabbit subscribed for 5 months in a row!
volcano_rabbit: Get on the point!
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DoktorLoy: to the tables! to the walls!
atinyspacemarine: Ikean civil war
Thomscks: Raymor and Falingaaaaaaaan!
SacrificialToast: my money is on the table
Reozul: I wish I had your graphics power
Zeke229: can you spawn in ladders or chairs?
FlyingWithSnakes: table v tREx
eddieatthegov: FOR IKEA!
JediTransmit: They may take your lives but they cannot take your allen key!
All_mankind: i figure you could probably basically fill these maps with units
LarkSachrosis: If I weren't a Boy Scout, something I would be...
TwilightAvalon: Ride! Ride Now....Ride for Ruin and the World's Ending......DEATH......DEATH......DEATHHHHH
Papperslappen: Urban furniture warfare
Foxmar320: Dressers got this hands down lrrBEEJ
JRandomHacker: "Are the dressers faster?" is probably a rare sentence
Intrepid_Colin: Dressers are tables but with more
couldntpickausername: PICK THE WINNER http://www.strawpoll.me/12939071
Zeke229: have a real TLC match
Emergent_os: How would you even relay the details of this battle to CENTCOM?
Nerdshome: this would be a horrifying nightmare scenario if you are a townsperson right now
loki_lxix: I like Dressers i think they tank more damage
richard_ermen: The dressers are suprisingly pushy
cfpreston: the great funiture war were declared, where only the customer profits
whenwearebothcats: dressers are very sturdy and burly
Onehalfcupflour: My money's on accidental tactical nuclear strike.
NoxStryx: dressers be Swoll
KPancrazio: dressers are bringing the beef. i'm down for dressers.
Borgrim_: my father sa
northernlightning: the clash is about to begin!
onarampage: No one ever gets thrown through a dresser
rarermonsters: This is among the worst games ever played on W+P
Nahazzat: This view just reminds me of stronghold Crusader.
Alness49: Of course, a Dresser needs to slam a Table through a Wrestler.
Blank_State: TableHere FlipThis dresser gabyHype
Shchenya: @Contiguouskittycat Thank you, confuse the two totally [x] battle simulator
SnowB0und: Combat Furniture, new from Ikea: The Torbjorn
Felipe_Modesto: The tables are turning... lrrBEEJ
Questhere: something somehing splinter joke
AdmiralMemo: kappa50 We need an Ottomans vs. ottomans fight.
TheMoatman: You assume that the inanimate objects have any damage
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: depends where the bottlenecks happen
wildpeaks: tables are gonna get rekt
Aarquus: The last battle of the great Storage Wars...
Phothrism: oh ma
Borgrim_: my father used to say that the table has killed more than the sword
Feltic: Beauty and the Beast, the dark years
GroutNASA: The dressers have control of the open spaces
Gothic_Monkey: some sneaky ones going out back
Scorpianhead: The battle lines shall soon close and the carnage will begin
northernlightning: are the tables exploding or glinting?
Maddrius: Tables move in single file, to hide there numbers
whenwearebothcats: tables firing off some kind of ordnance
JRandomHacker: It's the chokepoint
ekimekim3000: I love the glint as the tables crest the hill
All_mankind: "treamdressers, go udnerdogs
drthmik: tables had a steaper sloap
couldntpickausername: http://www.strawpoll.me/12939071
Akaiatana: THE BATTLE WILL END IN A DRAWER
Perivale: Table v Dresser in brutal comabt
PencilStroke: FIRST WOOD
JRandomHacker: Gotta break up the destructible rocks
LarkSachrosis: The sound of them getting 'dragged'?
lifecharacter: Dressers, known for their tactical thinking might have this.
Ashton: "THIS. IS. DÉCOR!"
Alness49: @Akaiatana OUT
Jake_the_guy: first death!
goblinranger: those are the end tables
Maddrius: @Akaiatana get. out.
bi0buster: Let's get a close in on that combat.
GroutNASA: First Sap
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
lakaicheaker: will 300 spartanians kill a t-rex?
FeaturingMe: Akaiatana: go sit in the corner and think about what you did <3
Mangledpixel: this... might take a while
Arclight_Dynamo: This reminds me so much of Darwinia.
Iceberg_Man: lets go flanking tables
Mijnheer: First blood goes to the tables!
Phothrism: wow so action packed
Kowasu645: Stealth Tatable
wildpeaks: Tactitables
All_mankind: first wood?
eddieatthegov: @Ashton win.
Trippzen: Ashton lrrAWESOME
CataclysmicReverb: You mean
Aeraliz: Operation Nightstand
Skyboss1996: This may take a while
Gothic_Monkey: the noises
GroutNASA: Three Stooges slap noise
Foxmar320: hahahaaaaaa
whenwearebothcats: those brave few on the other flank
CataclysmicReverb: They're going to get Planked
FlyingWithSnakes: the dressers wont take much damage. they have too much armoire
Paranundrox: they're pretty dang even
some_call_me_tim: slap noises
gay_unicorn_of_love: the sword sounds kill me :'D
Felipe_Modesto: Get bottled
lakaicheaker: sneaky freaking table
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: This reminds me a lot of beauty and the beast
virre_: This year
bi0buster: You can also do small turtles.
Narida_L: FlyingWithSnakes booo
Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh, the carpentry
couldntpickausername: http://www.strawpoll.me/12939071
DigitalSeahorse: will they adresser this well enough to flip some tables
crazyjayman12: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Games + Demos (rating 46%)
aWabbajack: wood on wood action!!
kite_neravar: Man, Game of Thrones got weird
Dmc3628: and so the Great Siege of ECW took longer than expected
Reecer6: The tables are... glowing?
JosephDeath: I love that the dressers die into neat little IKEA piles
angryoptimist: Pitched furniture battling in the streets.
shadmed: @FlyingWithSnakes get out
Reozul: and it is updating about every week
Borgrim_: this sounds like a bud Spencer movie slaps
Trippzen: The_Ocean_who_Subbed This is the reboot isn't it?
asthanius: Dear Dr. Graham: What's the damage modifier on a moving table?
Maddrius: !highlight ottomans?
GroutNASA: !highlight ottomans
Undertowst: Alex, would you say that this is the best W+P day for you?
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Feltic: Nice memo
All_mankind: divans vs divas
FeaturingMe: Total War: Furniture
Foxmar320: Can we mod in Bob Ross?
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: this is like a fever dream I had
snowcookies: You can do this Tables!
AdmiralMemo: I did a spittake. Nice. :-D
rarermonsters: If I hate this game is it because it's bad or do I just hate fun?
4dSwissCheese: This is a very SC2 get good surface area with your zergling engagements sort of thing
Logikcat: Is this how the Ottoman Empire waged war?
Felipe_Modesto: Are the tables turning?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Trippzen Yes, Emma Watson is hiding in a tower
nullrush: HOLD THE LINE TABLES
Feltic: Tables have the high ground?
Zeke229: we need Ladders and chairs so we can have a real TLC Match
TwilightAvalon: IKEA vs LOWES
aWabbajack: missing ladders and chairs
whenwearebothcats: genius tactics from tables
Skyboss1996: Ottomans (Furnature) Vs the Ottomans (Empire)
Rivulatus_: Dresseres out to the early lead
d_NiKoRaSu: @Felipe_Modesto :golfclap:
Khasi1596: we need you two to cast this
2Flower: The game bales have turned!
Periapsis13: the tables are turning!
Blank_State: @LoadingReadyRun what game is this...i got in to see the fight starting up
goblinranger: they got enough to hold the line on the left now
Ukon_vasara: yeah, how is there not a setting for 1 billion lions vs the sun
AlonsoSwift: It looked like one of the tables was trying to go up for a dive-bomb.
Trippzen: The_Ocean_who_Subbed With a candlestick, I hope.
eddieatthegov: I gotta hope tables get a dressing down.
Skyboss1996: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Games + Demos (rating 46%)
Saulens181: I'll set up strawpolls for the rest of the battles BTW.
Narida_L: Control a table and go up the stairs for a drop attack?
Steelwolf171: If the tables retreat does that mean the tables have...turned?
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh, knocked the drawers off that one
2Flower: Tables. Argh autocorrect
mikialice: Would you say the tables are turning?
Mewyabby: Both are better for the tables. They get surrounds every time people die
JRandomHacker: @4dSwissCheese This is textbook SC2 matchups. TRexes vs Chickens was a Sentry-Immortal allin
All_mankind: the tables have no furniture here
virre_: Also this is an Early Access game
Compleatly: it's a shame the dev said he couldn't add custom abilities and skills and *** because of the memory use issues
Arclight_Dynamo: So. G. You'd say that... that tables will have... TURNED?
GroutNASA: French vs. Doors
Nahazzat: The tables flanking maneuver backfired.
northernlightning: those poor tables trying to get up the stairs
couldntpickausername: I want to know the options under festive
azninja888: Tables holding a slight lead in the kill count
couldntpickausername: http://www.strawpoll.me/12939071
ShortRound2099: I love the competitive commentary
ForOhForError: Tables filling in that gap
goblinranger: that one table at the bottom is confused
White_wampa: i didn't know i was watching esports
Rivulatus_: Still neck and neck with a difference of less then 10
Quintondreaming: This is actually kind of fun
kabeblahh: hi
bi0buster: This week on Garbage day. Only one game is garbage.
All_mankind: Doors vs The Doors
Tmeteor: Is this on steam
Foxmar320: i like the table that can't figure out where to go
Kikazi: is Mr. Rogers in this game by any chance?
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: speed this jazz up
Logikcat: Seems to be a lot of armchair quarterbacking in the chat. ;)
eddieatthegov: I just don't think the tables are set right.
jakale: the tables are so glossy
Ashton: Quick! Pour the burning varnish from the parapets!
wildpeaks: So you're saying the tables have turned because of this strategy ? :D
Quintondreaming: In a way that probably doesn't last that long
Dmc3628: now if only we could ladders then we could have actual TLC actual
Jarannis: couldntpickausername The only one on the list currently is Santa
rarermonsters: @Bi0buster This game is pretty garbage
ZelaFlow: Are some of the tables just not showing?
FeaturingMe: super close still
Ba_Dum_Tish: At them my minions
Theycallmejokke: This is gonna be a close one
rzrdrgn: There needs to be a Saltybet for this game
Rivulatus_: That sound.
Reozul: TIMEWARP MAKES THE COMBAT CALCULATIONS WONKY
Felipe_Modesto: The pathing is probably messed up
J4Y_4NDY: can we see Cinematic Mode?
coolbond: if the dressers fall first then the tables can go round and kill the dressers
whenwearebothcats: this battle might go to a fouth leg
Ukon_vasara: oh you can see the time elapse on the left a bit
Rivulatus_: Dresssers kill count is still a bit higher
kynelwynn: BennyHill time
billietwoshoes: @couldntpickausername The only one under festive is Santa
All_mankind: what we need is a game that fuses this and Scribblenauts
VAB0L0: Wow, 40K changed a lot since I last played!
cairistiona13: i like the table in the middle that's trying to work out which side it should go to
Trippzen: Can the tables get up the stairs and drop down on the dressers?
Baldrash: Welp, this has been fantastic, but I need to go cheer my hockeysm'ns on. Go Pens!
ForOhForError: It's over; tables have the high ground
couldntpickausername: @Jarannis I want an army of christmas trees fighting snowmen
frage069: Dressers are dying slightly faster
Coldhorn: It seems that the tables have turned.
EikoandMog: I warned you about stairs bro.
DigitalSeahorse: chesterfields against sofas?
indy91: more tables flanking
Skyboss1996: Evenly matched
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: we're gonna be here all day
EikoandMog: @Coldhorn GET OUT
TheMoatman: It'd be pretty hard for the chairs to win
Dared00: nuke 'em
Tmeteor: Is this On Steam?
Ba_Dum_Tish: I think the tables will just win
All_mankind: i love the smell of varnish in the morning
muondecay: I move to table all discussions about this battle
Foxmar320: fight dressers! don't allow the tables to win!
Akaiatana: The tables will win flat out
GroutNASA: buffed tables OP
Borgrim_: FlipThis FlipThis FlipThis FlipThis FlipThis FlipThis FlipThis FlipThis FlipThis FlipThis
Danovan235: Let's go tables!
Papperslappen: Nerf those tables
Zeke229: this is on stream yes
couldntpickausername: they look like coins
Rivulatus_: Neck and neck
Anubis169: This battle needs more polish Kappa
Gothic_Monkey: from up here it looks like coins and bricks
BusTed: nerf tables
HopPoleStudios: cheer50 welcome to the first annual furniture rumble :)
Coldhorn: (puts on hat and slumps away)
duaiwe: Deep strategic battle this is not.
cheetoJack: the dressers might end up spilling around the building near the bottom
Izandai: I think the dressers are gonna have it, just because they got a few free kills at the very beginning.
BusTed: tables op
jakale: no one can flank cause no one is trying to
Paranundrox: dressers have had a slight lead this whole time
gay_unicorn_of_love: from up above here its coins against red blood particles
Reozul: HEH Tables got buffed
PencilStroke: tables could flank in the north
The_Ninjurai: This city has become a heavily wooded area
oyleslyck: This is more interesting that it should be.
JRandomHacker: Looks like a third front is about to open up on the north side
NoxStryx: @reozul so this is build on the Kerbal engine?
quiksil102: Its 300 tables and dressers edition
Nahazzat: The dressers have more numbers in the fight, but the tables still have reinforcements.
Tmeteor: Thx
IndigoVitare: nerf table pls
Felipe_Modesto: That FPS though
Alness49: I gotta say, this is an odd total War mod
PinaCalChaos: go tables go
aerobeing: They are buffed by the blood of their enemies!
DigitalSeahorse: chesterfields vs sofas vs couches :P
lakaicheaker: tables will just from a stairs aragorn style
Skyboss1996: We.. may be here for a while
Iraeda: furniture confirmed to not have much tactical sense
Tarukai788: FlipThis
couldntpickausername: I feel like I'm watching an army of pennies
goblinranger: surprise chair attack!
KPancrazio: war tables are always shiny. you never send a dull table into battle.
Logikcat: Who will be polished off first?
GroutNASA: oh the modernity
CommandoJE: I just want to ask the person who made this why we had to find out "who would win in a fight 500 tables or 500 dressers?"
whenwearebothcats: tables got that sweet 0 turning circle
Sun_Singer: wtf is this even?
snowcookies: Support the tables!
Sordidambition: If you squint it looks like a battle of white blood cells vs a virus
Anubis169: Dressers have more polish in their technique Kappa
Trippzen: That was not the noise I was expecting when a table collides with a dresser.
misteline: you got that poor dresser killed!
SacrificialToast: I think the buildings are winning.
coolbond: tables are in the lead
salt523: strangely Scrooge McDuck looking from that top angle.
RavingPenguin: Sound effects are hamhocks slapping together
vegasturm: How many different forces can you have go into battle? 3 armies? maybe 4?
Felipe_Modesto: @Anubis169 Oh no you didn't hehe
bv310: This is deeply stupid. I love it
Noodles_15: But are there any Japanese Tables in the mix?
wildpeaks: Only one solution, nuke them :D
Perivale: This is the sort of warfare that sorts the dressers from the tables
TheMoatman: This is a very good metaphor for World War 1
eddieatthegov: DRESSER! Guys, they got dresser! Dresser, take his place!
Thomscks: if you jump in on the front line and don't attack, you are giving the other side an advantage!
IndigoVitare: a wall should be forming from their... "bodies"
TheMoatman: vegasturm like 10
jumpingupanddown: sooo most likely game for frog fractions 3
Rivulatus_: Are the dressers sneaking around the church?
dread_pirate_westley: The humanity! Er, Furniturity!
Theycallmejokke: I sorta wish the dresses attack animation where them thrusting out there draws
DennyMcG: War is hell
DarkNacht: posses one and lead a flanking attack!!!
t3h_f1gm3nt: if one of them were smart enough to send a small flank around to the other, they'd have it
Compleatly: sordidambition: viruses are way smaller than leukocytes
Ukon_vasara: tables might be forcing a third side to the conflict
easterncaveofwonders: We live here now.
Borgrim_: FlipThis lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN FlipThis
PinaCalChaos: i geuss the beast did not find true love
Phothrism: yeah this is gonna take a while
eddieatthegov: THEY WILL NEVER TAKE.... OUR DRAWERS!
TwilightAvalon: How much health does a Table have? We just saw a Dresser has 600
rarermonsters: Why are the furniture items doing damage? Seriously, how are they doing damage? I know they added them to be lolrandom but it bothers me that the inanimate objects move and do arbitrary "attacks" for no reason. There's barely even rules to this game and they don't even follow the rules they have.
whenwearebothcats: table at back: ....
Undertowst: And you can make teams
IIIDEye: Graham Graham is a table ladders chairs match possible?
Narida_L: Theycallmejokke yeah, same :D
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Lanthess: I would love it if this game added in a tactics level option. Like, some armies would be smarter/more organized than others.
4dSwissCheese: Yeah - should try teams at some point
All_mankind: i think we had ten sides in the first attempt, but the UI didn't like it
goblinranger: can you ally forces with each other?
Nightvalien28: rarermonsters they got hard edges
rarermonsters: That's not random or clever it's just not following or establishing the context for a joke
Narida_L: Theycallmejokke and the tables need a spinning attack or something
Compleatly: @Sordidambition this is more like cell v cell conflict
dropkickstart: On this episode of Side Table Slam...
misteline: the tables will take it, they kill faster and the have the hidey on the stairs
FeaturingMe: look at how close it is
lakaicheaker: with this show, I don't know when I'm about to see stupidest shite in my life.
Phothrism: gotta nuke it
Ragephoenix: We need to see some of the fantasy warriors that this game has imo
Mewyabby: Still a better esport than OverWatch.
Tarukai788: the urge to Nuke is strong
Feltic: Hey G*, speaking of Rumbles, any plans for a UFC Summer Slam?
vegasturm: Looks like beauty and the beast gone terribly, terribly wrong
Theycallmejokke: @Narida_L oh yes! :D
coolbond: dear DR Graham how about a qwerpline skit about furniture rumble
GroutNASA: Furniture should view normal arrows as we would view arrows made of Human Bones
Feltic: sorry UFP
Undertowst: Yeah, you can make teams here.
Sordidambition: @Compleatly yes, sorry i was not accurate. disregard the joke.
PencilStroke: tables might flank there
goblinranger: tables have a slight edge
FlyingWithSnakes: i guess it's a drawer
aerobeing: Table flip.
FeaturingMe: a coinflip? Or a TABLEFLIP
Rivulatus_: Tables are slowely overtaking in the kill count
Foxmar320: come on dressers!
mogling: Tables taking a slight lead.
SacrificialToast: Winner:Buildings
whenwearebothcats: truly one of the classic furniture based contests
IndigoVitare: the creator used this map in a video of US Soldiers on that roof vs a horde of Zombies
TheExactSame: they could use a trip to the armoirey
Anubis169: tables ftw!
Compleatly: @Sordidambition you tried.
AugmentingPath: TableHere FlipThis
Gothic_Monkey: yup, there's a time on the left
AdmiralMemo: GO DRESSERS
samwonk: Only like two thirds left to go...
Ukon_vasara: theres dwarfs too
cutaos: can you take control of one and lead others around?
rarermonsters: I have no earthly idea why I'm so bothered by this game but it flat out enrages me more than even Ruction did
azninsect: wait, wait wait wait, give 'em the chaaaair! cheer100
TheMoatman: I say we table this match for now and start a new instance of the game with another match while these two duke it out
Foxmar320: Booooo the tables!
Cavalrywolfpack: Graham how much did you pay for this?
Sun_Singer: looks like tables are winning
Rivulatus_: Tables have this.
All_mankind: never before has so much wood been spilled for so little
jakale: I think I saw a dresser move around the cathedral
redpillbluepil: unless you manually flank one side
Pteraspidomorphi: We're still only half way through
Dmc3628: and lo we entered nightfall and the attrition continued
Tarukai788: if it rains do they lose defense due to water degredation?
Moonstruckragamuffin: TableHere FlipThis
Skyboss1996: Go Tables!
Ukon_vasara: for fantasy army
AlonsoSwift: Oh! The tables have taken a lead!
sydpreviouslyheadache: I'm still rooting for dressers
eddieatthegov: I am actually impressed.
Niallsb: This is gonna come down to whice army accidentally bumps into a burning lamp first
snowcookies: Tables are the best!
Kikazi: Graham, is Mr. Rogers in this game? (in a blood stained sweater)?
EikoandMog: #DressEmUp !
Domidwarcer: Again, this game seems pretty rad. G, have we run out of truely awful games?
Lanthess: My bet is on tables
onarampage: so much waste...
Sordidambition: @Compleatly clearly not enough. sorry again
ekimekim3000: maybe set up a 300 spartans last stand on the bridge against something weak but numerous?
Izandai: TableHere FlipThis
TStodden: This battle started at 7am.. it's 5 pm now...
Ragephoenix: Tables have the higher numbers now!
The_Quiet_Alestain: Go, dressers!
eric_christian_berg: Attack the flank, dammit!
drthvd3r: Aw man! I got a splinter!
The_Ninjurai: And now we drop a Chunk Norris in to add the finishes
sag3error: Tables are taking it
DoktorLoy: it's like a woodchipper down there!
JRandomHacker: Feels like Les Mis
Phothrism: go tables go
CommandoJE: Really you are astonished that its really close in fight between table and dressers that its close? thats the part that bothers you?
zuofthenorth: either way, the issue has been a-dresserd
confusedthespian: PogChamp
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: The Tables are squeezing ahead
FeaturingMe: The Queen said she wanted new furniture, after which the tables refused to a-dresser
JRandomHacker: They're building a barricade
DigitalSeahorse: this will end up a drawn drawer draw?
HopPoleStudios: I bet they've got exactly the same stats
Unpronounceable: I'm confused
Arclight_Dynamo: Do dressers and tables have the same amount of health?
confusedthespian: love it.
A_Fabulous_Sassquatch: looks like the Tables have turned!
lifecharacter: Can Alex give us the backstory to this battle?
Phothrism: go on my table warriors!
couldntpickausername: dressers are the fave so far http://www.strawpoll.me/12939071
ekimekim3000: JRandomHacker: Do you hear the people sing...
going_medium: Split the party, once the forces are splintered victory is assured.
Gothic_Monkey: Also the bodies pile up
Anubis169: They'll fight to a drawer
Dmc3628: ref there's no bell to ring
ForOhForError: Tables: "OraOraOra"
Logikcat: Do the tables have a leg up? Are the dresser caught with their drawers down?
Narida_L: Dive bomb a table from the stairs.
Akaiatana: Dear Doctors LRR, the faction that wins will be the one to establish a birchhead
regularnormalperson: you could possess the back lines and start a flank?
Tarukai788: The tables are ahead by a leaf
Gothic_Monkey: i love that the bodies pile up
DigitalSeahorse: they're climbing the stairs!
virre_: I mean I would want ladders and chairs to havev a real TLC match
Spluuga: Soo fire wood wins in the end
GhassanPL: Ah, I see the tables have turned
ForOhForError: Dressers: "MudaMudaMuda"
Compleatly: can you possess a table to see how much hp it has
Ukon_vasara: it was 11am when i noticed the time, 7 hours has passed at least
kynelwynn: Divans! Get the Tables!
loki_lxix: you totally did
Golldum: @LoadingReadyRun dear Dr. Alex, i remember you talking about some comic in an old vod but i cant remember what its called. it was like kill 10000 demons or something?
jonlevir: what the lrrEFF ?
Lord_Durin: I just got back and WHAT IN THE HELL did I just walk into?
zuofthenorth: THE PIXAR LAMP ENTERS THE FIGHT!
goblinranger: tables slowly pulling ahead
onarampage: tables pulling ahead
Perivale: HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?
All_mankind: it's like watching a belt sander
asthanius: Link the fireplace
draxov: tihs is Science!
Maddrius: !highlight age of wood
Skyboss1996: War. War never changes
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Pteraspidomorphi: Are there better behaviors for the batallions than just "attack"?
couldntpickausername: and now it's tied http://www.strawpoll.me/12939071
MadWaltz: cheer100 Go tables! Hit 'em in the drawers!
Rivulatus_: yes, would hate to ruin the results of this test.
BasilHunter: March a Table up the stairs?
Laserbeaks_Fury: All will turn to ASH
muondecay: I wish the corpses would actually block the paths, forcing the AI to find a different route
sag3error: A few tables have high ground
Psychic_Ketchup: Nice one Graham
Emergent_os: I feel like, there are reasonable grounds to authorize the deployment of tactical nuclear ordnance, sir.
MrKroden: during the great ikea wars
samwonk: Halfway...
Akaiatana: Golldum kill 6 billion demons
MugiwaraLexi: Devon get the table. Travis get the dresser. Steve grab the chair. We are going to move.
stagemgrrob: OaAk vs. Pine
TwilightAvalon: cheer50 See how much health a table has, as a Dresser has 600, this way we see if its a fair fight
whenwearebothcats: dressers clearly unprepared for tables flanking tactics, but now it's just attrition
TStodden: Revolt at Beast's Castle!
DennyMcG: I wish we had ladders and chairs, then we could have a good old fashioned TLC
novel_junkie: Chippendale vs. Hepplewhite
onarampage: war, war never changes
All_mankind: war. war never changes
FeaturingMe: This is clearly what happens when people fight with their wood
Reecer6: @Gothic_Monkey There's an option to make them actually create huge piles troops can walk on too, but that isn't on right now.
eddieatthegov: What's that light top right.
TheMoatman: You go to fight Gwyn and instantly die
vegasturm: ITs beauty and the beast universe, but things have turned towards WAAAAARRRR!
TyrantTaco: Tables pulled ahead by almost 10
Domidwarcer: Basically the wizard from fantasia got bored and had run out of broomsticks
GroutNASA: KSBD = the awesome
Alness49: Winners get a Crapshot.
transcass: no alex... no fuhrerniture
troopinitdaily: please take control of a table, go up those stairs and dive bomb a dresser
TheExactSame: the dressers should employ distraction tactics. get some troops on high ground and drop their drawers
bi0buster: Dear Dr. Graham do you think Ultimate Facepunch Wrestling would do a dressers match?
ForOhForError: THIS MUST BE THE WORK OF AN ENEMY 「Nightstand 」!!
saucemaster5000: Two sorcerer's apprentices have made horrible mistakes...
Niallsb: The streets flowed with sawdust
chance_dean: it is good!
wildpeaks: In the dark gritty future of 1990, Tables Wars rage on
asthanius: Gwyn, Lord of Cedar
Anubis169: LOL
Caleb_QDC: The furherniture
mister_wise_guy: When there's no more room in hell, furniture will walk the earth!
PeteDGravy: This seems like a mix of macbeth and beauty and the beast
Compleatly: @ForOhForError That was awful.
Phothrism: So, you gonna do the Talking Sim "So what?" on this game?
mjihde: "But someone ordered too much furniture, and as the hotel only had room for some of them they had to fight - to the DEATH!"
Rcraddz: tables are taking the lead
risingtithes: That reminds me, I'm actually terribly behind K6BD
Lanthess: Tables totally taking this.
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whenwearebothcats: stay away from those torches dressers!!
Gothic_Monkey: @Reecer6 oh that's neat!
muondecay: THIS. IS. IKEA
rarermonsters: The only way i could see a backstory for this game would be something which the Hardy Boyz created as part of a Broken lead-up to a feud at TLC
All_mankind: until the very last nightstand
FeaturingMe: tables taking the lead now :O
ForOhForError: : #
adi_pie: cheer50 So, once this is over can we finally say that the argument has been... TABLED?
MsL3th4l: this will forever what i think of when i hear "DEVON! GET THE TABLES!"
Sjakies: for OAK and BIRCH, FREEDOOOMMM
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: omg adi_pie <3
Dmc3628: we told stories of the Great Ikea War and long into the age of Cyan
TheMoatman: Okay next fight: Sandwiches vs Hot Dogs