Crad0k: i want to play this myself, so i'm out, see ya'll
Djshire: This gameplay feels....empty
TXC2: MENSABEAM!
TXC2: so long Crad0k have fun
cairistiona13: did you spend all your money or did you die?
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TXC2: SUB HYPE 21
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Camail: it looks like you never collected your shadow last time you played
TXC2: GoodSirMortimer screw stock options, I want dental Kappa
Karfsma778: They'll always try to kill you. Always
Macheya: Is this part of Shovel Knight?
Amentur: Happy guys cannot be hurt so just wail on :D
Paranundrox: maybe its 38
GoodSirMortimer: Sounds like a deal
Camail: cairistiona13 he died, you can tell because the orb int he top left is cracked
Paranundrox: and you've been stiffed :P
RealGamerCow: GoodSirMortimer 2 months after you learn the secret handshake.
Karfsma778: 60000 months
PaperDoopliss: Is LRR a corporation?
cairistiona13: okay! paul you might want to undie
TXC2: Papperslappen Bionic trousers media is
PaperDoopliss: Ah, of course. Good call.
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TXC2: SUB HYPE 22
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cairistiona13: not that far away
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
GoodSirMortimer: @RealGamerCow Is that before or after they let me in on the battle cry?
Djshire: hey chat, what is this game about?
Paranundrox: @blackwlf you must sub for one month longer than you are subbed :P
GoodSirMortimer: @blackwlf I'll get to work on that time machine
TXC2: blackwlf so its like getting a season ticket for green bay? Kappa
Camail: go on, take a dip
GapFiller: welcome back James
blackwlf: @TXC2 I don't know what green bay is.
cairistiona13: oh yes it's james
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TXC2: blackwlf it's a city with an NFL team, has MASSIVE wait times for season tickets, like 40 year wait times :p
Camail: there's a map button on the controller, i believe its LB
TXC2: SUB HYPE 23
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
BusTed: BabyRage rox4!
blackwlf: @txc2 Ah, I'm Canadian and have no knowledge of football, so not in my trivia base.
Djshire: vorox4 Babby!
Paranundrox: you know
Paranundrox: I'd be curious to know what the average age of chat is
Karfsma778: hit the floor lever?
ferretbadger84: I'm NINETEEN!
oldmanjohnsonmb: Straw poll?
Undertowst: I'm 38.
TXC2: Paranundrox it's around 25
Karfsma778: the lever on the other side from the wall thing
Macheya: I like the background music.
vorox4: I'm glad you think I'm a babby, because I feel old. :D
Djshire: blackwlf TXC2 sometimes season tickets are passed down from person to person
Laurreth: ferretbadger84, you sound like Alice Cooper in one of his songs he maybe shouldn't perform anymore ^^
ferretbadger84: Laurreth, I was trying to sound like Derek from Qwerpline
Alness49: The Hollow Knight was the friends wou made along the way
blackwlf: @Djshire That is just weird.
PsychoI3oy: it should be Talk Shows, you're playing Hollow Knight, but according to twitch this is PUBG
Paranundrox: I guess the question is
Darth_Wooper: The Knight With the Cream Filling?
PsychoI3oy: how do i track this!?!
Paranundrox: how large should the age gaps on the poll be
TXC2: Djshire I'm givin to understand that green bay is like a gentelmans' club, some one has to die before someone new can come in :P
Djshire: blackwlf sports are weird that way...like people being shocked that Sunderland got relegated from the English Premier League
TXC2: Paranundrox 5 year gaps
blackwlf: @Djshire . . . those sure are. . . words you used.
Djshire: TXC2 its both. You can give your season tickets to someone else if you so wish
Ashton: Poll for ages: http://www.strawpoll.me/12944235
ptriller: the game is wron
oldmanjohnsonmb: Under 18, 19-20, 21-24, 25-29, 30-35, 36-40, 41+
Djshire: blackwlf a team that was in a league too high for its ability was kicked down to a lower league
PsychoI3oy: Ashton i fit in 2 categories
EbDorian: I'm 25, which do I choose?? NotLikeThis
VickyKillz: question: if you are 25 what should you vote?
Jondare: oh wow, we're a tad older than i would hav thought
oldmanjohnsonmb: The higher one
couldntpickausername: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS
Undertowst: I suspect that Beej is the only one older than me.
Camail: ashton collecting all that data
Paranundrox: pick whichever one fits better
Foxmar320: I feel old :(
BubbaRad: what if you're exactly 30
af0z: If i'm 25, in which category do I belong?
Macheya: 32 baby
blackcatblight: here we find out there are a lot of 25 year olds having a crisis
BusTed: Overlapping ranges NotLikeThis
Undertowst: The rest of you are all kids.
couldntpickausername: I just got here, this does not look like Battlegrounds. what is this?
RealGamerCow: tfw you are in the "x+" of any poll. lrrAWW
Paranundrox: are you closer to 29 or 31? @BubbaRad
PsychoI3oy: also 35 is twice
couldntpickausername: also what happened to IRL?
Ashton: Yup, I *** it up :)
lordbrat4: Yeah, not sure what to vote for on the border... 25-30 or 30-35?
Foxmar320: Id say round up lrrBEEJ
Under_5core: Ashton confirmed worst at making polls with ranges?
EbDorian: Bad data SwiftRage
Jondare: actually, several tads older. I would have through 20-25 (my age group) or 15-20 would have been the biggest, not 30-35
oldmanjohnsonmb: "Am I almost 30??!" - 25 year olds on chat
PsychoI3oy: couldntpickausername it wasn't IRL it was Talk Shows
PsychoI3oy: but i just started watching so i have no idea
Camail: round down!
couldntpickausername: ok so what happened to tlak shows
EbDorian: That makes zero sense, James BibleThump
ecjones1975: 4`+
PsychoI3oy: james decided 'talk shows' is wildcard
GapFiller: eurgh I feel old either way
Paranundrox: @Jondare based on chat reactions, this is pretty closed to what I expected
TrustxMEx: 22 and counting :(
KPancrazio: CLICK A DAMN BUTTON
KPancrazio: =)
Camail: they are on a show, talking
BubbaRad: @Paranundrox birthday's in 6 months, i have no fuckin clue
emberBecky: I turned 30 less than six months ago so I get to go in the 25-30 range ^_^
Saulens181: see, this is why you never cross your abstract areas.
Rcraddz: I'm 50 :P
Paranundrox: my knowledge of chat ages prior - everyone is surprised that Ben is younger than them :P
Navi_Chem: 6 babies
troopinitdaily: strawpoll link?
PaperDoopliss: That makes even less sense
Macheya: Round up? hidoi ka
PMAvers: Anyone younger might still be in school right now?
ferretbadger84: Apparently I am Baby
EbDorian: why, James? Wouldn't that unnecessarily skew the data towards the extremes?
blackwlf: James, you just gave two opposite instructions for two different age ranges. WHY.
wench_tacular: 40 today
cheetoJack: Assume you are in the higher bracket if your age is on the boundary
PsychoI3oy: i misclicked, i should be 35-40, i forgot my birthday is next month
timble4: i don't think rounding should be so inconsistant james
Foxmar320: Im 33 :(
cairistiona13: wow
ecjones1975: Inside every 40 year old there is an 18 year old wondering what the hell ahppened
dreamyxcupcakes: I turned 30 last month, but I'll be 35 before I ever turn 29 again
Undertowst: Yup, 38. I'm older than almost everyone in the crew.
PsychoI3oy: also: holy crap it's already May what happend to this year
lordtrackerzod: ive been watching you since my early teens ...
ricin: 38 here
Laurreth: and now the same poll for "how old do you feel at the moment"
TXC2: what's that? it's mostly 20 somethings on the internet? shocking Kappa
Macheya: @Foxmar320 I'll be 33 in August. :P
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RealGamerCow: *shakes cane*
TXC2: SUB HYPE 24
Darth_Wooper: Maybe if you're in between just choose the age the bulk of your friends are? Like, the age you identify with more?
ferretbadger84: #blameJames
EbDorian: James is not a data scientist Kappa
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
Amentur: You can jump off of elevators, Paul
solahwin_tampramain: did i miss this?
Djshire: PsychoI3oy are you old?
Camail: you made james cry
PsychoI3oy: Djshire meh
cairistiona13: you're going too high paul...
PsychoI3oy: i'm in my 3rd year of college
blackwlf: Yay!
PsychoI3oy: for the 2nd time
TheAinMAP: Was it down then up?
virgil82: Still in the 30-35 bracket!
Lord_Hosk: What happened James? this wasnt the 18th game http://i.imgur.com/BO1gAnK.png
LathosTiran: worst! thunderdome! ever!
SniperPumpkin: I fixed the poll for you: http://www.strawpoll.me/12944293
Frednotbob: You...shall not...pass!
solahwin_tampramain: im in the **/** since i got here late
CataclysmicReverb: Just realizing we need to hide the results of that poll before buzzfeed and market researchers start probing and harrassing them to get info on how to appeal to the sweet sweet mmmilllennnialllllll demographic
TrustxMEx: PUBG is the best game on the market
SniperPumpkin: wow james...That hurts
wench_tacular: sometimes chat isn't lying
Foxmar320: James has learned to trust no one
TXC2: James "the chat disbeliever" Turner
Pimptimus_Prime: Oh yee of little face?
Navi_Chem: WHO IS 15 or YOUNGER
Undertowst: We have 15 or younger people in here?
t3h_f1gm3nt: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
Camail: clashing in this game feels amazing
cairistiona13: this looks familiar!
Bengineering: I am 12
gsyhiap: !advice
LRRbot: Bounce the baseballs with your face.
Darth_Wooper: We have one 15 or younger person.
gsyhiap: !badadvice
LRRbot: Stand in the fire.
ferretbadger84: @Bengineering you're lying
gsyhiap: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #2: "The day I stream Minecraft is the last time I stream." —Adam [2015-01-17]
malsareus: the spikes are there to keep you from riding on the elevator roof, they`re a safety feature
TXC2: no Bengineering you only LOOK 12 Kappa
Darth_Wooper: Bengineering you're breaking TOS then. Get out. lrrBEEJ
vorox4: Did the architect for sens fortress make this place as an art project?
Pimptimus_Prime: I doubt that Ben! I have it on good authority you are 10!
TrustxMEx: as
malsareus: nope
vorox4: No, this place is far too pretty and not deadly to be made by the same people.
Camail: run from big bug
cairistiona13: i mean ben does look it :P
Foxmar320: lol
EbDorian: nooooo @Bengineering ! Twitch will ban you NotLikeThis
blackwlf: Ben is 12 at heart.
Bengineering: @Pimptimus_Prime SHHH Don't tell em!
Navi_Chem: this stream is way too mature for <15 Y.O.
Tiber727: HelloGoodbye.
LordZarano: !highlight Hi, bye
LRRbot: Highlight added.
cardinalwiggles: GG
TrustxMEx: as a civil i deem this place unsafe
Lord_Hosk: I figure if they fix the major memory leak in the next couple weeks the game has a couple months, if they introduce a couple new maps, or play styles after that it has some legs. If they dont do that within a month and then two months its done
Djshire: lol
Mowdownjoe: It's like Dark Souls... the big guys aren't at scary as they seem.
Ragnarakk: is it just me or has the stream game not changed to hollow knight?
LambMower: They're already working on two more maps actually
TrustxMEx: 2 new maps have been spoiled today
LambMower: They announced what two maps they're working on
duaiwe: Lord_Hosk pubg?
Macheya: Fixing the memory leak should be the first issue.
SniperPumpkin: PUBG looks like they're issuing updates on a weekly basis, seems like a fairly fast cadence
cardinalwiggles: people will get bored of it if its alll bugs= fixes
duaiwe: I sort of spaced out of the conversation for a moment…
Lord_Hosk: yes Duaiwe
couldntpickausername: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS
couldntpickausername: which game is this?
KPancrazio: programmers don't make maps. they can optimize while they make maps.
DeusMachinaEx: Howdy mofos, I'm back
LambMower: As always different people work on different things in game dev and all that
duaiwe: Lord_Hosk *nod* i’d agree with you then
DeusMachinaEx: This is not PUBG
LambMower: So the people making maps aren't really going to be helping fix any bugs soon
DeusMachinaEx: I think
GapFiller: couldntpickausername Hollow Knight
Darth_Wooper: This is "Hollow Knight" not PUBG.
balthazar9999: what game are we talking about?
Paranundrox: how sure are you, @DeusMachinaEx :P
Djshire: DeusMachinaEx its a mod :D
DeusMachinaEx: Oooooo
AxleHellfire: This doesn't look like Battlegrounds Kappa
TrustxMEx: their is map spoiler i have a link in my discord chat
SniperPumpkin: once more, the fixed age poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/12944293
Navi_Chem: so the majority of chat is 21-35
ferretbadger84: AxleHellfire; it's not
AxleHellfire: the stream game is set to Battlegrounds xD
Lord_Hosk: !game refresh
LRRbot: Currently playing: PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS
LambMower: TrustxMEx it's not really a spoiler when the devs announced it in an interview
AxleHellfire: aweRip
KPancrazio: ferretbadger84 he's making fun because their current game says pubg
Camail: you were at two life
cairistiona13: ***
PMAvers: Well, that takes care of the problem.
IndigoVitare: oh no, Twitch has caught us out!
Amentur: You hab 2 life :D
cairistiona13: well done
TXC2: AxleHellfire this is a very special mod Kappa
Pimptimus_Prime: I can't speak for the rest of chat but I am 35!
Camail: well now you know where your shadow is
Aenir798: you weren't full life
cairistiona13: you absolutely did die there and you lost everything
cheetoJack: that seems to be a pretty wide age bracket for a stream really. Pretty even for that bracket
Rivulatus_: Just got here. Twitch is saying this is Playerunknowns battleground. This does not look like PUBG.
NojhLivic: It's a mod for Battleground
AxleHellfire: Currently Playing: PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BUNNYGROUNDS Kappa
DeusMachinaEx: I'm 27
Paranundrox: so almost exactly 3/4 of chat is 21-35
Camail: acid water hurts
Lord_Hosk: !gameoveride Hollow Knight
Zachasaurs: @AxleHellfire Kappa
Djshire: Chat, this is a mod, just calm down
TXC2: Rivulatus_ this is hollow knight
EbDorian: 3/4 fall into that range
Macheya: Ben's bringing down the curve. Kappa
Alness49: That explains why Chat is typically so chill, TBH
amythist: this doesn't look like Battlegrounds
Paranundrox: also, the three age groups are almost exactly a quarter apiece
Undertowst: I think Beej is the oldest of the crew, except for Dale?
Mardonious: you guys should change the stream name to hollow knight
Laserbeaks_Fury: I'm 41
Bengineering: No I am 12
Bengineering: Get it right.
Lord_Hosk: James, you need to update the game in twitch
Ravynn: Ben gets younger
t3h_f1gm3nt: ben scews the numbers lrrBEEJ
cairistiona13: so young
IndigoVitare: 12 confirmed
lordtrackerzod: ben is a baby
couldntpickausername: I missed why are we talking about ages?
Ashiok_Nightmare_Beaver: 18-34 is the classic survey age range
Darth_Wooper: Penelope brings the curve waaaay down though.
Aenir798: I thought Beej was 19?
SAiconjr: go back to class Ben
malsareus: Ben is only 12 when he shaves
cfpreston: ben is a fae, old as time
mercano82: He's 19!
Camail: Bengineering that means you aren't allowed on twitch, tho
Laurreth: doesn't he habe to bring the form signed by his parents?
Bengineering: WOW
TXC2: Ravynn no thats Kathleen Kappa
couldntpickausername: I'm 32 barely
GapFiller: anyone other than Ben <30
cairistiona13: "60? 40?" omg
Bengineering: I'LL START MY OWN TWITCH CHANNEL
pablophoenix: haha poor Ian
oldmanjohnsonmb: @loadingreadyrun the internet masses are confused and would like you to change the game name
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DeusMachinaEx: So are we banning Ben?!
ferretbadger84: @Bengineering ...
timble4: oh hi ben
Djshire: Bengineering you babby!
TXC2: SUB HYPE 25
cheetoJack: Wow I'm surprised James doesn't know his own son's age
Navi_Chem: Bengineering confirmed banned
vorox4: @couldntpickausername I mentioned in my resub that I will be turning 20 soon.
Lanthess: If Ben's 12, LRR can't pay him anymore. He can still get $10 week allowance though!
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
Rachaelneco: @Bengineering kstarkWave kstarkHeart kstarkHeart
TrustxMEx: Daniel Tack an editor at pc gamer mag has confirmed via twitter the new maps
Pimptimus_Prime: @bengineering With Blackjack! And Hookers!
Macheya: @cheetoJack That's why Adam is best dad.
Mowdownjoe: Welcome to Dark Souls, Paul!
Lord_Hosk: With Pokemon and Tq Bengineering ?
Bengineering: :P
cheetoJack: Macheya Adam is just best
Lord_Hosk: !game refresh
LRRbot: Currently playing: Hollow Knight (rating 92%)
ferretbadger84: !game good
Lord_Hosk: Everyone happy now
malsareus: assuming Ben doesn`t kill all the pokemans
duaiwe: Lord_Hosk In the abstract? I mean, no, not really.
DeusMachinaEx: But who the heck is pokemans?!
BusTed: Whoa, Oxenfree on Twitch Prime this month.
vegasturm: @LoadingReadyRun I just switched over from a channel where a streamer was playing PUBG on a private server where she was setting what the weapons on the map were. All Shortguns
Djshire: Lord_Hosk i wish i knew what happiness felt like
Lord_Hosk offers duaiwe a hug
emberBecky: all crossbows ;P
oldmanjohnsonmb: I've heard it on good authority that happiness is a warm gun, @djshire
LambMower: I think you're big enough to get a PUBG server if you contact them, James
Ravynn: Lrr private server, all punches and vehicles everywhere....
Lord_Hosk: Someone call the Fugiman and or the Ashton
DeusMachinaEx: Would LRR be the game masters or players?
duaiwe: I think a LRR pubg server might be one of the few ways i’d be genuinely interested in playing
Djshire: oldmanjohnsonmb well, I am an American...
Macheya: I'd probably get PUBG if there was a LRR private server.
oldmanjohnsonmb: Just vehicles and gas masks
LambMower: Nah, you definitely are big enough
IndigoVitare: LambMower if you need "big" you're better getting Adam to do it. He's swole.
Zachasaurs: if your promoting the game they probably dont care
LambMower: I know one of the folks who have their own servers, they're in the 300ish viewer range
amythist: I think the only ones that got access to private servers at first were people that supported it at a specific level early on
vegasturm: Id bootcamp windows to play PUBG on an LRR server
Djshire: James, you totally are
LambMower: amythist, ah I heard it was on a contact basis, but support would also make sense
Djshire: Time to get swole!
DeusMachinaEx: He is kill
Darth_Wooper: Or maybe a smaller starting group on the map (less than 100), but there's a proportionally smaller yellow circle too? That could be cool for private playgroups that don't have 100 people on at once.
LambMower: One of the upcoming maps is only half the size of the regular map, so that's slightly more constricted
Alness49: So what does the Soul give us? Other then nicer music,
amythist: LambMower not sure if it's still the case, jsut remembering from when another streamer tried to set one up and
PMAvers: That might be a decent thing for the alternate maps, too, where they're built for... say, 50 people.
LambMower: I think the half-size map is going to be for the Team Deathmatch and 5v5 modes coming in at some point
oldmanjohnsonmb: A smaller map would be he logical step to allow for smaller numbers and private servers. I'm glad that's what's coming
Camail: healing and magic
undecided44: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:20:14.
duaiwe: I think if PUBG nights were a scheduled thing, you could easily fill the 70+ people that you’d want to make it fun by default.
Lanthess: Just noticed that Oxenfree is Prime loot! Sweet!
duaiwe: if it’s just “here’s a server thats up all the time, go for it” a la minecraft, then yeah, there’d be dead times when few are on
Laurreth: Alness49, see the cracked sphere at the top left, retrieving your soul makes that whole :-)
LambMower: I know Kate and Jeej was talking about how cool it would be to basically get all people they know into one server
PMAvers: That sounds like a good time for lrrSPOOP
balthazar9999: what is PUBG?
RealGamerCow: PMAvers that would greatly extend the life of this game, having maps catered to 25, 50, 100, and 200 people.
RealGamerCow: er, that game
TrustxMEx: i think its a cool way to interact with 90 or so fans at a time
PaperDoopliss: @balthazar9999 Playerunknown Battlegrounds
TXC2: balthazar9999 Playerunkown's Battlegrounds
Camail: the city of tears is a rough place to start with so much rust
oldmanjohnsonmb: 200 people would be nuts. But if you could do squads of up to 10 it'd be pretty sweet
DeusMachinaEx: Of course Oxenfree isn't just a steam key...
DeusMachinaEx: Ugh
vorox4: I would probably get battlegrounds game if that happened.
Lanthess: None of the prime loot is steam key
Djshire: Sweet PUBG idea: super long game time, no weapons, tons of cars
vorox4: *that
LambMower: PUBG caters super well to streaming, so things like that will possibly really help with longevity
timble4: there was a map marker? like a dark beetle thing in the area above you?
Macheya: @Djshire Then you're just playing GTA V, really.
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duaiwe: Djshire change that to short game time, smaller area. force people into conflicts :P
RealGamerCow: oh, blood dragon!
PMAvers: A full-blown Mad Maxish mode would be kind of funny.
Amentur: That area is actually very big. So you are technically at the beginning^^
duaiwe: Extending play time of any game is usually never a good choice.
TXC2: Farcry3 ooh...uplay ohh
TXC2: Swords are often bigger then you IRL
malsareus: unless you`re wielding 1 of skyrims godknifes
DeusMachinaEx: I just don't need any more digital clients on my computer. :/
Camail: black egg shrine thing
vorox4: I hear a blacksmith, I think.
TXC2: well Zweihanders at least :P
nosrac2: I didn't realize it was on uplay. crap how do i give it back
vorox4: I was right!
rarermonsters: I was about to make a joke about why we're playing Alex's subconscious, but Neir Automata raised the bar on Alexyness way higher than this
rarermonsters: Also the particle effects in this game are beyond lit
Pimptimus_Prime: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (1:06 from now).
vorox4: @rarermonsters Alex's subconscious is androids?
lordtrackerzod: no cube?
Zachasaurs: ooo, i cant wait for fridays cube draft
EbDorian: No cube?? BibleThump