misteline: Yay Katecast!
Foxmar320: I better im a mod
TacitusVigil: Carbonylcookie: Yes. In my program they were called Comprehensive Exams.
t3h_f1gm3nt: JEEJ!
CorakTM: Hi Kate! You streaming from your own channel?
ThePov42: Were we watching ghosts?
Xonlic: i flew over the Canda-field in a plane, spelling "Kate! There's a stream going!"
AdmiralMemo:
Foxmar320 So Hosk is not? 
Gekyouryuu: podcast? new ghostwatch?!
AintGotNoPantsOn: Cam, Kate, James, who is the fourth guy?
Maddrius: Watching Kate ninja the car from that other team last night was excellent.
Mavrande: aintgotnopantson: Jeej
flu0rspar: Cameron rocking that school uniform
Carbonylcookie: @TacitusVigil Ahhhhhhhhh Yeah, ours are actually "Propositions" but they're quals.
Darth_Wooper: @AintGotNoPantsOn that's Jeej aka Jordan aka RayFK.
Cw3040: holy mother of tapco that SKS is horrendous
TacitusVigil: Carbonylcookie: Ah, I've heard of those. Yeah. Best of luck by the way. It's a mountain climb, but it's worth it.
JediTransmit: Good lord Cam, button your shirt and adjust the tie,
AintGotNoPantsOn: Cams char looks like Robert Khoo
Foxmar320: Git Gud has been called
AdmiralMemo: Is that the Mine Turtle "hello"?
ThePov42: So, thing I actually don't know: is damage in this game based on gun or on ammo type? Do all 7.62 bullets hurt the same, regardless of gun?
deyja429: We still team no pants?
BusTed: And this is mine and this is mine and this is mine
Carbonylcookie: @TacitusVigil It's a frucking war of attrition. I could write a manifesto on the *** that first year has been. But I got into the lab I wanted and spite-aced all my tests. So I'm on my way.
damullet14: always, Deyja429
Glenn_Seto: @aintgotnopantson retirement seems to look good on him
Mavrande: Is there friendly fire in this game?
ObsceneSymphony: @ThePov42 you'd hope by bullet, but you never know with games
AdmiralMemo:
deyja429: We weren't while Cam was soloing, but maybe we are now? 
Foxmar320: Pants are evil
TheMoatman: What do bullet loops even do, anyway?
Xonlic: @Deyja429 I thought we were Team Bulge
AintGotNoPantsOn: Team no pans 4 LYPHE
Maddrius: @Mavrande yes
AintGotNoPantsOn: No pants* lol pans are great actually
Gekyouryuu: Twitch, PLEASE, stop borking the dang stream!
Foxmar320: If I could play Destiny with no pants I would never have on pants
Lord_Hosk: Shoot down the plane it drops a sweet Katana
Kramburger: Cam's character looks like an investement banker went all falling down
TacitusVigil: Carbonylcookie: God, you're not wrong about it being attrition. In my program only two of us made it to the end. But from everything I've heard you say over time, I believe you'll do it.
Navi_Chem: Foxmar320 ideal for shipping
Glenn_Seto: @lord_hosk for real?
AdmiralMemo: Daddy Gascan?
Contiguouskittycat: I just beat daddy gascan earlier today.
rarermonsters: Feat and Loathing on Death Island
t3h_f1gm3nt:
Rivulatus_: Don't do etttt!!!!!!!!
Rivulatus_: !panic
LRRbot:
THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE.
Arclight_Dynamo:
Every now and then, a drop should be full of nothing but, like, shoes.
Glenn_Seto: @contiguouskittycat good job!
Beefpants: Hi guys
Beefpants: and other
Lord_Hosk: its like 2 clicks
Carbonylcookie: @TacitusVigil We won our union election though! I'm in-unit, and the admins are going to be so sorry they let me in here. I've wanted to be a biochemist since I was 4 years old, and I know I can make it. I won't let these shitty faculty members *** up perfectly good future scientists to fuel their egos, though/
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: Hi beefpants.
AdmiralMemo:
Arclight_Dynamo: I want a drop that's solo energy drinks.
rucdoc: morning Cam, Morning Chat
Foxmar320: I like this plan it can't fail
AintGotNoPantsOn: James, ask Cam to see you in your office
MrPhlip: Arclight_Dynamo: Just a box of pants, for the complete rubins
Arclight_Dynamo: MrPhlip: YEEES.
Theicyhandofdeath:
i still cant get over the fact that 
is an emote now
Arclight_Dynamo: AdmiralMemo: See, I thought that, but those have a use. Shoes are useless.
Rivulatus_: Go cam, look at it
Solemn_storm: NOSCOPE
ObsceneSymphony: lrrBEEJ
ObsceneSymphony:
aw 
Lord_Hosk: lol
AdmiralMemo: Arclight_Dynamo Fair... I'm just thinking "This drop sponsored by RED BULL!"
Carbonylcookie: 360 no scope it
oyleslyck: @thepov42 weapons have 6 factors to consider, ammo, mag/clip size, power, range, stability and firing rate, so combo based on your skill and playstyle can effect effectiveness of weapon
BusTed: They might just have to be removed from people.
mastershake29x: kate best driver
KPancrazio: that was tree-mendous
Lord_Hosk: !highlight OW
Mavrande: TREE
ObsceneSymphony: yeah! *** trees!
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Feltic: Is there a !bonk command?
Vn497: BONK
Papperslappen: !bonk
aussz: are they all playing in 1st person?
Papperslappen: no
terminalvelocit3: Came to a sudden arboreal stop
Steinhoward: do you kill things?
Feltic: Thanks Papper
CavemanKellen: all hail god pan
MistahFixIt: Buttpan Get!
All_mankind: let's rendezvous on the point of the V in "Lipovka"
rarermonsters: Because I could not stop for Blue he kindly stopped for me, the airplane held my father, me, and chicken dinner
Maddrius: @terminalvelocit3 ^.^ love that line
djfranknbeans: Ok, US politics update absorbed, migraine increases in intensity.
AdmiralMemo: Steinhoward Eventually
Vn497: PAN!
ArcOfTheConclave: why is cam wearing a shirt?
AintGotNoPantsOn: Pan!
Foxmar320: Pan get!
Mavrande: Nice terminalvelocit3
AdmiralMemo: djfranknbeans Come relax with us.
TheMoatman: Cam, this isn't anywhere in the game but you pick stuff up faster if you drag it into your inventory
KPancrazio: CAM! how could you
MistahFixIt:
PANts
Carbonylcookie: @rarermonsters *snaps*
Theicyhandofdeath: cam NO
AdmiralMemo: !highlight BETRAYAL
SomebodyNowhere: what is wrong with you
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Theicyhandofdeath: NOOOOOOOOO
SomebodyNowhere: have you no shame
AintGotNoPantsOn: NO PANTS
mastershake29x: what happened to #teamnopants?
ObsceneSymphony: those "combat pants" look a lot like skinny jeans to me
Rivulatus_: Can't win now, Cam is wearing pants
zuofthenorth: suddenly, game gets ticks
Foxmar320: Cam! James!
All_mankind: you won't live long enough to get sunburned
djfranknbeans: @AdmiralMemo thank you, I will stay a while ... and listen.
ThePov42: I am so hype for when they eventually update a second map for this game
Lord_Hosk: open up a dinner
AdmiralMemo:
djfranknbeans: Like... this game is the future of the US, right?
Carbonylcookie: Great beachfront property! A fixer-upper with a lot of potential!
Hesk1el: Damn imagine if you could die from something like melanoma in a game
Xed_Regulus: As longs as it doesn't flood
BishopSansPants: Sounds like something ARMA would do
Lord_Hosk: Cameron stealing my joeaks
All_mankind: i can imagine this game living forever and they keep selling new maps for $5
RealGamerCow: !fine
RealGamerCow:
djfranknbeans: @AdmiralMemo you mean, like "the purge" or something approaching "the running man" ?
ylegm: I only made to #8 with 5 kills, then the zone got me
AintGotNoPantsOn: LoadingReadyDinner
Mavrande:
Foxmar320: lol Hosk.
Kramburger: Does the play area stay centered on the same place as it shrinks?
AdmiralMemo: djfranknbeans: Maybe... or Logan's Run?
MistahFixIt: Such is life in The Zone.
Intrepid_Colin: Wow, Kate joins and the team starts doing good. Hmmmmm
MrPhlip: Jeej sounded like he was being sarcastic, but he was using sarcasm ironically
ylegm: kramburger if shifts
oyleslyck: @kramburger no, it shifts
AintGotNoPantsOn: DinningReadyRun....?
Arclight_Dynamo: Kramburger: No. The smaller area can occur anywhere within the larger area.
CaptainSpam: I will say, I do enjoy watching this more than Overwatch. More relaxing.
Kramburger: Cheers guys
Maddrius: @CaptainSpam agreed
Carbonylcookie: This is SO fun to watch
AdmiralMemo: CaptainSpam Yes. It's a whole lot slower.
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: It shifts but is always within the previous play area.
Jbeischer: @Kramburger the first few it does, after that it can bounce around. but always within the current circle
All_mankind: i like the layout of this house
lakaicheaker: why there are russian names for places?
TheMoatman: Cam remember the police vest next to the pants upstairs
JohnLockeCole: Oh yeah, Kate is 100% the secret tech in games like this
MistahFixIt: So wait if you're being sarcastic ironically, are you being sincere?
AdmiralMemo: lakaicheaker Because this is set somewhere in Russia?
Solomon_Kain: 2nd Floor Cam, right by the coat
Carbonylcookie: It's different every game and so many dynamics happen each time
Vanbael: how goes the battle royal?
deyja429: Hey Cam, have you ever heard of Warren Zevon? I feel he is very much your speed in theme.
ObsceneSymphony: inb4 the play zone boundary becomes an opalescent wall and everyone gets powers and nicknames
Undertowst: Cam, upstairs, by the stairs, you walked past it a few times.
t3h_f1gm3nt: chat pls
All_mankind: "post-irony" is the point where you yourself don't actually know if you are sincere or not
lakaicheaker: maybe. i know actual village lipovka around my place.
Carbonylcookie: @ObsceneSymphony I want a power and a nickname
AdmiralMemo: Carbonylcookie Me too
Beefpants: Protip: Don't try to move your phone across the dest without noticing its plugged in to the USB
AdmiralMemo: Carbonylcookie I already have a nickname, honestly.
Beefpants: *desk
Mavrande: Guys? Where did we park?
Aenir798:
where even is the car 
;
ObsceneSymphony: @Carbonylcookie your new name is Duck and your power is controlling your own density have fun
Carbonylcookie: @AdmiralMemo Yeah, I was about to say, your username is already a great superhero nickname
ObsceneSymphony: @AdmiralMemo you can be Hunter with Microwave Hands
TheMoatman: I've learned I need to start pinning where I park
zuofthenorth: would anyone be dissuaded from wearing less clothing if at the end of the game it just listed how many tickbites you got running around, and were more likely to get them if you were wearing less?
Beefpants: Is the exhaust flames new? omg
AdmiralMemo: ObsceneSymphony So this is Duck Game now?
Beefpants: LOL
Djshire: why does Kate say "oh beans"?
jdhammer123: What game is this?
Mavrande: EYES ON THE ROAD CAM
hiimpimento: car's running a bit rich there
AdmiralMemo: ObsceneSymphony Sweet! Free food cooking!
Beefpants: Its like an expletive
Vanbael: is team no-pants the only one in town?
Carbonylcookie: @ObsceneSymphony I think I can work with that. DUCK.... AWAY!
Mavrande: Dammit cam
Trippzen: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS (overridden)
Beefpants: Cam, put it in H
Feltic: Top 50, woo
AdmiralMemo: !game good
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: And more often I think it's aww beans.
Astral_Apache: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:26:22.
CaptainSpam: I'm guessing it's because "Oh beans" is a Griffin McElroy thing she picked up.
boristhewizard: What's the red circle on the map?
TheMoatman: Sniper attachments are pretty rare, and weirdly the SKS counts as a sniper
AdmiralMemo: boristhewizard Bomb zone
t3h_f1gm3nt: Halfway there!
Mavrande: Red circle is carpet bomb
MistahFixIt: @Boristhewizard - An area that randomly ends up mortared
oyleslyck: Plane
AdmiralMemo:
The Red Zone is the BONE ZONE!
Beefpants:
Contiguouskittycat: Have yo set it to Wumbo>
Vanbael: !advice
LRRbot: Use absolute aggression.
Carbonylcookie: @AdmiralMemo BONED* ZONE
Foxmar320:
James driving?! 
Aziraphalesshop: I love that Simpsons reference so hard]
Feltic: Who let James drive? #blamesJames
Kramburger: James pls no hit trees
Aziraphalesshop: H
Rivulatus_: Come on don't let james drive. #blame james
TheExactSame: H
Tarukai788: Put it in H
Contiguouskittycat: !blamejames
WetPaperSack: H
Tokkanada: Put it in H!
TStodden: G'Evening... Kate has turned the cast in PuBg-ists.
SomebodyNowhere: so is james trying the out of gas line on cameron
TacitusVigil: Speed holes make the car go faster.
Steel_zsar93: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot at Fri 01:00 PM PDT (17:28 from now).
hiimpimento: crazy valclav's
Beefpants: hahah
MistahFixIt: We're all Pub-Guhs now
Beefpants: Those are speed holes
LoadingReadyRun: Tstodden, I did this to myself
Contiguouskittycat: We're all soldiers now.
NoxStryx: wouldn't it be something Cyrillic?
JKohdeer: the homer thing
Aziraphalesshop: How many rods to the hogshead can your car get?
JosephDeath: Am I the only one that closes doors in this game after I open them?
AdmiralMemo: JosephDeath Cam does
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JosephDeath: Go Cam
Felipe_Modesto:
First-aid is a dead give-away 
MistahFixIt: @JosephDeath - No but most don't b/c they're in a hurry
TwilightAvalon: nice SCAR L
TStodden: While there's some self control, there's always some amount of peer pressure that tends to drive these things. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing from time to time.
Vanbael: Watched all the vods of pubg and I laughed at work when the pan saved Grahams butt, literally
Feltic: Top 40
MistahFixIt: That's why the Buttpan is Clutch.
Hesk1el: Has Adam played this yet?
LoadingReadyRun: @tstodden I mean, Kate didn't get me into the game
ylegm: vanbael, buttpan has saved me many times already
TwilightAvalon: I really wish I could play this game, but Im still using a PC with Windows Vista and running on a 12 year old AMD Phenom II Quad-Core :'(
Dumori: Bunker soudns risky AF man
CaptainSpam: Woo top 40!
ylegm: eek, twilight that's a bummer
ObsceneSymphony: @TwilightAvalon how does it feel to be running history
MistahFixIt: I assume that's G on the LRR account?
Beefpants: @TwilightAvalon I feel your pain I just upraded from a Core 2 Duo a few months ago
TwilightAvalon:
like i cant play new games 
Aziraphalesshop: The Dacia was the reasonably priced car for a while right?
AdmiralMemo: I mean, my computer's from 2008, so it's not QUITE as bad, but still...
Beefpants: I was running a 9600gt LOL
Felipe_Modesto: I'm anxious for the upcoming fog scenario modifier
Carbonylcookie: Bunker is risky but most people seem to avoid it so hard that it's a prostrat
Lord_Hosk: uhhhhh, first person while driving is making me quezee
Feltic: Dacia Sondero?
terminalvelocit3: @loadingreadyrun is that you g
Felipe_Modesto: That's a Lada right?
aWabbajack: like the Yugo?
Foxmar320: My PC is super old. might be from 07-08
oyleslyck: Romanian cold war era car
Beefpants: It has rear demisters so you can warm your hands while you push it
Dyllbert: Isn't soviet era the cold war era?
LoadingReadyRun: The Dacia 1300 was produced from 1969-2004
hiimpimento: dacias are romanian
Solomon_Kain: Dacia is an actual Car Company... Pretty good cheap cars.
Laserbeaks_Fury: So, is there an area within the circle that's statistically more likely to end up inside the next play area?
LoadingReadyRun: That's the one in the game
Felipe_Modesto: But isn't that Dacia just a re-branded Lada?
Beefpants: 1300cc? Thats like a whole sewing machine
Rivulatus_: It is a trap
Vanbael: team no pants yolo mode
agentchrisscogg: It's a Romanian Car Manufacturer. Very closely related to Renault.
Felipe_Modesto: Its a race boy
koshindan: How do arms work.
SomebodyNowhere: !ing
LRRbot: nginginginging...
Foxmar320:
Some of the have pants now tho
Mavrande: Camera plz
Abcxyq: Nice getaway
MrPhlip: That looks really comfortable
AdmiralMemo: Arms Plz
Mavrande: Kate plz
EikoandMog: Team No Rules.
Mavrande: Everyone and everything plz
Vanbael:
amythist: that was not a healthy way for an arm to bend
Tarukai788: Jeej pls
Beefpants: Pants made of meat
Rivulatus_: Ahhhhh, cams old enimy, the camera
Tarukai788: stuck the landing though
mastershake29x: @Foxmar320 it's so sad
mercano82: Cam is Mr. Fantastic.
koshindan: Can you imagine the recoil in that position too?
F1SH0R: those evasive driving courses are paying off
Taichanie: Kate driver is great driver.
Darth_Wooper: Maybe camp the drop and shoot some peoples?
agentchrisscogg: The Dacia is basically a Renault.
Vanbael: did anyone do any barrelrolls this stream?
ylegm: bummer
AdmiralMemo:
Do not abandon car now. 
Beefpants: Kate is a good shot
Lord_Hosk: Autozone
All_mankind: the world si closing in
Trymantha:
man who isnt playing this game these days?
All_mankind: did you ever think
AdmiralMemo: Trymantha Me, but I want to
Dumori: heard gun fire and that jheep chased us off so I'm guessign some one git it
All_mankind: that we could be so close, like brothers
Beefpants: Dude you so need some plastic chrome spinners
Felipe_Modesto: you are sitting ducks there
Hesk1el: Well this is scenic
AdmiralMemo:
Let's DRIVE across!
MrPhlip: Did we remember to bring our picnic basket?
Trippzen: Just drive off the cliff, nothing can go wrong
aWabbajack:
Top Gear it across!
EikoandMog: I'm glad that Cameron "Negligent Discharge" Lauder hasn't struck just yet.
Foxmar320:
MrPhlip It was in the drop
aWabbajack: or the Grand Tour on Amazon Prime it*
Vanbael: serpentine
koshindan: I feel they always pick the least defensible positions.
Mavrande: This is a *** place
Mavrande: Why did you stop here
AdmiralMemo: That's NOT James though
Dumori: please call out when engagfing
Mavrande: Move east
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ObsceneSymphony: shoutout to deathdanish
KParrell: Dear Dr Cameron, are we gonna see another dawn of war 3 stream some time? it looked like you and graham were enjoying it.
Kramburger: Mabbe get prone
GSCeurope: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:37:23.
ylegm: lack iof scopage is a bummer
RealGamerCow: god damn, PUBG looks good on the streaming computer
CavemanKellen: someone give cam a scope!
oyleslyck: Cam should heal now
TwilightAvalon: who decided to stop in the OPEN with no escape route?
Solemn_storm: why do people feel the need to backseat everything
Lord_Hosk: MOVE
All_mankind: time to Simo Häyhä this BS
Vanbael: run along the coast
Feltic: Top30
Foxmar320: I can't see anyone
Mavrande: Because it's annoying to watch them do this stupid thing
EikoandMog: Bat country?
CaptainSpam: Top 30!
Solemn_storm: @Mavrande watchin something else
Beefpants:
Backseating with a stream delay is extra fun
AdmiralMemo:
Solemn_storm Because they know better, of course!
Dyllbert: They need to move
oyleslyck: Wrong way cam
ThePov42: Gotta say, this is at least highly dramatic
SomebodyNowhere: oh no cam
Foxmar320: Run away!
All_mankind: we went down to the river, and into the river we fell. . .
EikoandMog: Cam no D:
Darth_Wooper: F
senshi5609: Woof
Carbonylcookie: f
jonlevir: F
Vanbael:
ObsceneSymphony: are you safe underwater?
Beefpants: F
NathanJay787:
That was... terrible
ylegm: F.
EikoandMog:
Foxmar320:
underhill33: spectate so we can see
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: F
All_mankind: damn you Blazeitben
user_with_name17: F
AdmiralMemo: ObsceneSymphony Nope
Laserbeaks_Fury: The shot are coming from a van down by the river
Feldheim_C:
Papperslappen:
Lord_Hosk: No way to run from that, they had the best sniper rifle and a long range scope
TwilightAvalon: who choose that completely death guaranteed position!
Alesha_WhoSmilesAtDeath:
Lord_Hosk: they could be a KM away
oyleslyck: That ridge was a terrible spot. Moved to soon so they were surrounded
RougeLead: rip...
AintGotNoPantsOn: "Hey this ridge is gonna be good" yeah right
Xed_Regulus: Everything got quiet
NathanJay787: Shoulda gotten in the car and left
KParrell: is this game worth getting? i've heard its both really good and really bad
TacitusVigil: Not "in" the bush, "among" the bushes
Mavrande: Become one with the bush
Vanbael: the waterfront is too damn exposed
Mavrande: And maybe find some cover
Beefpants: James needs a mining pick to do some real damage in this game
AdmiralMemo:
TacitusVigil You're Australian aren't you?
Lysander_Gustav: Hello everyone!
Solemn_storm: i'm all for making fun of questionable choices, but it's like shouting at the screen in a horror movie
Carbonylcookie: Cam is your spooky ghost friend now
Trippzen: Vanbael pretty much anything that's not "in a building" is extremely exposed
t3h_f1gm3nt: top 10!
Tarukai788: rank 10 ain't bad
Vanbael: TOP 10!
F1SH0R: lol damnit
TacitusVigil: AdmiralMemo: Nope, but I do see current events, unfortunately.
Trippzen: or on a rooftop I guess
Mavrande: That's correct trippzen
apodionysus: TOP 10
Beefpants: Scrubs comes to mind
Lord_Hosk: !onemore
LRRbot: The traditional chant of the PlayerUnknown Battlegrounds (pubg) player at the end of the round. "One more?"
Djshire: Break time?
terminalvelocit3: The bulge is real
t3h_f1gm3nt: so....one more?
djfranknbeans: #OneMore?
rarermonsters: It is amazing how quickly the squad goes from fine to dead
Beefpants: Turn up the package slider
Xed_Regulus: ARGH! My stream keeps freezing!
AdmiralMemo: #TeamBulge
TwilightAvalon: "lets hide amongst this rockface with no escape route or backup location" but y tho?
TStodden: Juan Morton?
Mavrande: Kate, asking the questions we're all thinking
Lord_Hosk: lol
Foxmar320: Nice
AintGotNoPantsOn: Nooice
Trippzen: !advice
LRRbot: Vent the gas!
Durugai: One... More... Turn...
Vanbael: !badadvice
LRRbot: Run in front of him, and impale him.
Trippzen: Spot on LRRbot
silverthundr: Are you all starting naked?
Alesha_WhoSmilesAtDeath:
Djshire: Arclight_Dynamo someone should
AdmiralMemo:
Arclight_Dynamo It's call the Stream Highlights
rucdoc: just one more round
All_mankind: are you turning into a gas giant?
Djshire: brb, getting ice cream
LathosTiran: starcraft syndrome
All_mankind: or are you a wizard
SomebodyNowhere: cam played civilization he knows "one more turn"
MrPhlip: ℵ₀ more
apodionysus: I forgot sometimes that top 10 is a thing in most games, Magic has trained me to think in terms of Top 8
Darth_Wooper: One more of whatever unit the game is measured in. Round, day, level...
EikoandMog: TOS, Cam, pls.
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: That advice. Is extremely on point surprisingly.
F1SH0R: if it's not one more then might as well give up right
TheMadPunter: Eh, sometimes you just gotta eject the warp core
koshindan: I recall a few times that drive plasma was ignited.
Beefpants: My cat is extra needy today
AdmiralMemo: Let's do for realsies
TheMadPunter: one more for realz
NathanJay787: For realsies, but better!
Lord_Hosk: This better james
Carbonylcookie: Tacticool at all times
Beefpants: She's on my arms
Lord_Hosk: !onemore
LRRbot: The traditional chant of the degenerate james at the end of any game ever forevers at the end of the round. "One more?"
aesir_blade: Have we done a fragout this stream yet?
Pharmacistjudge: go for realsies...until you get really bad drops
TwistedShout: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:42:40.
terminalvelocit3: Ribs on burger
Pharmacistjudge: then you just frag out
Darth_Wooper: For realsies until you're down to one or two people, maybe?
Vanbael: 'degenerate james' nice
Foxmar320:
lol Nice Hosk
terminalvelocit3: !schedule
Foxmar320: !fragout
LRRbot: Frag Out /frag out/ To deliberately die to end a round, often after your teammates have died. Typically involves running into enemies and attempting to get kills as you die.
Rivulatus_: REmember kids, 500 subs on the day and James wil 24hour strea,
Tokkanada: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 12:01:47.
apodionysus: Lord Hosk is the hero we deserve
TheBearBee: This would be so funny if Kate played this as her bad advice character.
Beefpants: Don't pee in the pool
Darth_Wooper:
Lol Hosk.
sag3error: Better to eject the warp core than self destruct
EikoandMog: !advice
LRRbot: Bounce the baseballs with your face.
terminalvelocit3: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 108 (new subscribers: 36, returning subscribers: 70, new patrons: 2), bits cheered: 4900, new followers: 38
Paranundrox: if one is offline, you might be able to
All_mankind: in the eighties once i read a comic positing several evolutionary niches people would develop in the future. one was a forehead growth in the form of a sign reading "one more" for alcoholics to keep them from having to say it all the time. don't know why i just remembered that
Xed_Regulus: How far could you swim before the map loads?
Taichanie: No. But you can do the family play thing. Or you could last time I tried it.
SomebodyNowhere: !quote cam
LRRbot: Quote #551: "They sent the BRUTE Squad? Not even musketmen? I'm insulted!" —Cameron [2015-07-29]
terminalvelocit3: !subscribe
Felipe_Modesto: I think this game syncs with steam servers to validate connection
terminalvelocit3: !quote Kate
Beefpants: Apply stream pressure
Solemn_storm: !quote r1
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Vanbael: !findquote blue
LRRbot: Quote #4149: "It feels soul crushing! ...That's blue." —Graham [2017-04-14]
ObsceneSymphony: o n e m o r e
Dyllbert: Those were the good old days when that ACTUALLY worked. My friend and I would log onto the same steam accounts to play Counter Strike: Source. This was probably 10 years ago
SomebodyNowhere: !badadvice
LRRbot: Stand in the fire.
amythist: yeah this does it's multiplayer via steam so if steam goes down you can't get into games
terminalvelocit3: !help
Kramburger: !findquote r1
LRRbot:
Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these 
ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
AdmiralMemo: !highlight Da ba de
Solomon_Kain: just loot waterworld, you are all alone
StarShock2002:
hello 
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Solemn_storm: tyty @Kramburger
koshindan: Is it possible to crash without opening the parachute?
Kramburger: np
Dyllbert: @koshindan no
koshindan: Aw.
Kramburger: @koshindan nope, is autoopens
mastershake29x: @koshindan no, it will auto open
Xed_Regulus: Irrelevant?
ObsceneSymphony: lame
Rivulatus_: @koshindan nope, it auto deploys
amythist: koshindan nope, it auto opens when you get low enough, same as if you don't jump out of the plane, it will auto boot you out before you clear the island completely
PMAvers: Cam is now the Free Man.
ObsceneSymphony: if I want to kamikaze my opponents, l e t m e
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