TheGreyRabbit: DUCT TAPE!
Lagrangeismyhomie: They also sell rubber baby buggy bumpers
dougma: do you have epoxy ian?
Arclight_Dynamo: Anaerin : Huh. I thought otherwise.
Omthebox: And now Ian is alone.
Omthebox: This is when the fire starts
Lancer873: this looks less tshirt cannon more rocket-propelled tshirt
Lagrangeismyhomie: Oh my god. IAN IS ALONE
dougma: From experience, hot temperature hot glue is NOT sufficient.
Mijnheer: I'm guessing you guys don't have stuff like 2000W vacuum cleaners in NA because of the lower voltage?
going_medium: Last time, Nut on the inside?
Quintondreaming misses my delightful British plugs
TheGreyRabbit: Ian's alone?
Skyboss1996: *cough* prasing
Lagrangeismyhomie: Cori comes back and Ian is dead and blackened from the electrocution
TheGreyRabbit: !adult
LRRbot: I need a better adult!
Contiguouskittycat: Chat, Ian is not alone. Cori is with him.
malc: !phrasing
Booster6: Hodor and Cori are there
Namboto: one of the rare times where you want to shoot off quickly
Quintondreaming: Yeah, North American kettles are (understandably) sooooo slow
Anaerin: arclight_dynamo: North America uses 220v center tapped, which gives voltage sway of +110 to -110. UK/Most of Europe uses 240v single phase from a 415v three-phase supply.
plummeting_sloth: Nah, you need to hold fire till you see the whites of their Tshirtless eyes!
Rivulatus_: So I take it we are building a single shot cannon, not an automatic tee-shirt gun?
Skyboss1996: UK kettles are like rockets
Godeke: If he is Home Alone, that T-Shirt RPG should come in handy....
Lagrangeismyhomie: @Contiguouskittycat Cori had just left the room
ylegm: mijnheer there are a range of voltages for more large scale facilities
ylegm: 480/277/120
Contiguouskittycat: @Rivulatus_ So did I just get lucky or am I some sort of mutant man.
Skyboss1996: Ya'll built a nuclear plant, just so the entire nation can run your kettles
Arclight_Dynamo: Anaerin : We are well beyond what I understand by this point. :P
Omthebox: Burn
Skyboss1996: Like a tube, with another tube.
wildpeaks: "we're all tubes of flesh"
veganmeatloaf: I am the tube-man
veganmeatloaf: tube tube, tube tube
angryoptimist: !highlight Flesh Tubes
Lagrangeismyhomie: Most things are essentially tubes
LRRbot: Highlight added.
couldntpickausername: http://www.strawpoll.me/12926277
Skyboss1996: Please stop singing that
Lagrangeismyhomie: HAHA!
Sordidambition: Question, why does some equipment have 208v as a requirement?
plummeting_sloth: Toe to tip, that's a flesh tube
wildpeaks: Long live the new tubes
TheMetalupis: no, we are donuts of flesh, we have a hole in the middloe of us that goes from the mouth to the sphincter
KV1NN4: i hope someone highlighted that song
Rivulatus_: @Contiguouskittycat by the sound of it you just got tickled by the power, even with RCD's it can sting like a *** when hit fully with the wall power.
Sektor88: that sounds like a *** up children's tv show song
Lagrangeismyhomie: A sphinter is a valve
Anaerin: skyboss1996: No, we took a huge lake in wales, and pump water up-hill to act as a huge hydro-electric battery.
veganmeatloaf: @plummeting_sloth Y'know it looks just like a flesh tube, is the thing.
DarkMorford: Ian: Probably want to use the teflon table on those metal couplings, too
JRandomHacker: @Sordidambition That'll come off 3-phase
malc: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a family stream.
plummeting_sloth: Ian, never teach anatomy
Critterbot: NotLikeThis
Arclight_Dynamo: Ian: LRR did a day-long stream of Tabletop Day. Is there any chance you'd consider a day-long TTSF for International Maker Day? October 24th this year.
JRandomHacker: It's 208 across two phases
RealGamerCow: TableHere kstarkNope kstarkSir
Talin06: omg Ian just stop digging
Skyboss1996: No? but that's not the problem?
Foxmar320: lrrJUDGE
AussieGuy_88: Ian "sphincters are nature's solenoid valves" Horner
Rivulatus_: Not at all Solenoid is a fun word to say
Lagrangeismyhomie: Ian is going to put a solenoid in his butt at some point, isn't he?
Anaerin: sordidambition: 208 is 3-phase 110, IIRC.
RealGamerCow: Arclight_Dynamo that's a great idea
JRandomHacker: @Anaerin Can confirm
Skyboss1996: Check your balance after it's loaded, recruit
ylegm: and 208 is handy for a lot of flourescent lighting
Rivulatus_: You want the handle on the back side of the center of mass I think
fishmanfishfish: check your balance before you wreck your balance
fishmanfishfish: got it!
SketchyDetails: OMG. IAN. Ian. You could turn it into a shoe launcher. All you would need is a SABOT. lrrBEEJ
JRandomHacker: I worked with a guy who modified a rented theater revolve so it would work with our 3-phase
wildpeaks: "waiting for Kathleen to show up with a hacksaw" so many questions
TheGreyRabbit: If Ian asks Kathleen for a saw, will she listen?
going_medium: Ian, what's the plan for power?
dougma: Dear Dr. Ian, you can use a 24v DC => 24v AC inverter and use a LiON battery for a power drill to power the solenoid.
Dascylus: without sawing it, I would say this was military grade t-shirt mobile artillery... and not a cannon lol
JRandomHacker: He realized a year later that he forgot to modify it back
TheSeg: Sorry I'm late! What are you making?
Arclight_Dynamo: RealGamerCow : On the one hand, it would allow for longer projects that need to cure/cook/whatever. On the other, it's really close to DB, so...
RealGamerCow: lrrCREEPL lrrBEEJ lrrCREEPR stretch!
GDwarf: Ian, Ian, saws work because they have metal "teeth", your mouth is full of real teeth! The solution here is obvious!
transcass: Ian... Will you be putting a picatinny rail in it?
Foxmar320: (checks PSN and sees Graham's account is playing Persona 5)
plummeting_sloth: I'd liek to think of this as a T-shirt arquebus
SketchyDetails: That was a pun Ian. :P
Skyboss1996: Sabot is a good idea anyway
Skyboss1996: especailly with smoothebore
Mijnheer: @SketchyDetails BOOOOO Kappa
malc: Ian please do not sabotage studio A
Rivulatus_: So what paintjob is the cannon getting?
plummeting_sloth: hey, no barrels at the camera! There's a rule!
vorox4: Ian, trigger discipline!
Skyboss1996: Tacticool rails
ricin: should use silicone tape on those connections to the valve too, no?
Arclight_Dynamo: (Since I asked this when no one was looking...) Ian: LRR did a day-long stream of Tabletop Day. Is there any chance you'd consider a day-long TTSF for International Maker Day? October 24th this year.
Lynks_9: So Ian, what's with all the powering on the valve? isn't that way more effort than a manual one?
asddsa28: potato gun woot
vegasturm: @Ihorner whats the dumbest pun you've heard recently?
SketchyDetails: (If anyone doesn't get it, Sabot is French for shoe)
Sektor88: Designing new parts for Kuratas, Ian? Kappa
Drazoth: put many rails on it. Add a scope, foregrips, and other gun things
phorrestgaze: teeth would work if they had saws on them.
Skyboss1996: Safety is on.
Contiguouskittycat: If a blowgun gets a paint job, is blowjob an acceptable portmanteau?
veganmeatloaf: "I need to glue my teeth to a stick to make a saw." ????
Lagrangeismyhomie: No, Ian, you just gnaw it down to size
CompleatlysLRRSub: Ian what are you going to use this cannon on
wildpeaks: you cant' tell me there are no katana anywhere in the moonbase :D
malc: sketchydetails: also hence "sabotage", via a weird route :)
angryoptimist: No, no: Ian needs to get Odd Job in or whichever Bond villain henchman had that metal jaw.
going_medium: Laser sight?
Anaerin: ylegm: I know industrial workshops use 415v flourescent lighting, being 3x240v single phase circuits in the same housing. That way each flourescent tube flashes at a different time, so moving parts (drills, sanders etc) don't appear to be stationary because of stroboscopic effects.
Rivulatus_: Why not a car battery?
transcass: or... or... New mid project, flintknapping a saw from a broken bottle to make a saw
ylegm: Lynks_9 manual valve tend to wear out a lot faster, I know for reasons don't ask why
Sektor88: But can you control it with an rpi? Kappa
Contiguouskittycat: Why not small amounts of C4?
GDwarf: malc: That's apparently a myth. I was taught that that was the connection, but apparently, etymologically, "sabotage" has nothing to do with shoes thrown into machinery
RealGamerCow: aren't 9v DC ?
Booster6: @Rivulatus_ because they are heavy?
ylegm: all batteries are DC
malc: gdwarf: aww really? I liked that etymology lrrFRUMP
MaladyDark: angryopotmist... i feel his name was jaws?
Skyboss1996: yeah, all batteries are DC
asddsa28: oooo moded canon
dougma: is it 24v DC or 24v AC?!?!?! if it is AC then you need an inverter
GDwarf: malc: As did I
Skyboss1996: Converter time?
Rivulatus_: @Booster6 but you always need more power
GDwarf: An AC battery would be weird
plummeting_sloth: nice and modular... make it the M-4 of T-shirt cannons
Sektor88: Can you paint it like the RX-78's bazooka for extra style points?
Arclight_Dynamo: Ian: Why not four 6V batteries? You can get those at, like, Walmart.
ylegm: I feel like it should be DC, but I don't know for sure
Darth_Wooper: Just getting here... is there a specific reason for making a t-shirt cannon, or is it more of a "because I wanted to" project?
asddsa28: needs a bad *** sticker job or paint job
angryoptimist: Will this perhaps be painted with LRR livery?
malc: um
Anaerin: I'm thinking it's +24vdc to open, and -24vdc to close. Ergo 24vAC
malc: that's not how...
Skyboss1996: What is AC/DC? A band.
GDwarf: Darth_Wooper: Yes
Rivulatus_: Well opposite half the time......
dougma: That is NOT what AC is
couldntpickausername: um, he got that backwards
malc: yes, Ian, you are wrong
wildpeaks: don't *you* have a split ring commuter in your pants ?
Foxmar320: O_O
ylegm: IAN
transcass: 50% of the tine
ylegm: IAN NO
plummeting_sloth: Ian is just a MASTER of analogy today
couldntpickausername: yes Ian you are wrong
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Ian) [now] What is AC except DC at a very fast rate...and opposite sometimes?
LRRbot: New quote #4190: "What is AC except DC at a very fast rate...and opposite sometimes?" —Ian [2017-05-08]
Darth_Wooper: GDwarf thanks...
ylegm: PLEASE IAN STAHP
DoodlestheGreat: Well... if it's a square wave...
Talin06: Yes Ian you are wrong
Rivulatus_: So what way is the wrong direction.
Contiguouskittycat: Ian "Electrical sex joke" Horner/
couldntpickausername: DC is very fast AC actually
misterprototype: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #1099: "I'm covered in corn starch, so technically, I am a non-Newtonian fluid." —Ian [2015-11-14]
plummeting_sloth: 50% of the time, it doesn't work 100% of the time
Lagrangeismyhomie: Ian, you are correct in that the words you are using are correct
ylegm: 50% is also wrong
bainard656: Yes Ian you are 100% wrong
going_medium: Solenoid test!
Lagrangeismyhomie: they ar just not necessarily in the right order
mercano82: So, question from chat, what did Ian major in in college?
dougma: HE is also forgetting about the phases of the AC which can matter
Reecer6: That's a good quote.
asddsa28: needs sticker what would you guys put on it
DarknessKingCoH: What about RGB LEDs!
Skyboss1996: "Lets try" and hopefully not "Lets Get hurt"
GDwarf: Darth_Wooper: Ian's said there's no reason, but you gave me a chance to use my most annoying answer to a question with "or" in it, so...
Anaerin: Ian is wrong at a very fast rate, and opposite most of the time.
wildpeaks: brain damage from multiple electric shocks, that's where the confidence comes from :D
delta__vee: lrrbot adding balance :D
Rivulatus_: He has put a lot of practivce into his confident voice. he is very good at it.
couldntpickausername: Chat take it from someone with a Bachelor's on this, Ian is wrong and doesn't know how to pronounce Solder
Foxmar320: Needs more lasers
Sarah_Serinde: !adddquote (Cori) [now] I just want to know how you get your authority. How can you be so confident? | to Ian
Contiguouskittycat: If you press down on the wires the electricity can't fit though right?
wildpeaks: "the truth is out there" :D
LathosTiran: once someone pays you for it your a professional
Questhere: the truth is out ther
Sarah_Serinde: sigh typo
Darth_Wooper: It's fine, thanks GDwarf! :D
transcass: That's what warranty is for
GDwarf: "The Evidence is Out There" - The tagline to the popular Chinese show Z-Flies
Dix: There is no spoon?
Skyboss1996: There is.. no saw
Foxmar320: Welp
Skyboss1996: Oh no
Talin06: i mean the solenoid should work but you are still wrong about AC
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Cori) [now] I just want to know how you get your authority. How can you be so confident? | to Ian
LRRbot: New quote #4191: "I just want to know how you get your authority. How can you be so confident?" —Cori, to Ian [2017-05-08]
taruan: uh oh
Rivulatus_: Well now you have to improvise a saw.
Sarah_Serinde: there we go
Anaerin: couldntpickausername: It's "Soul-Der". 'cause there's a f**king L in it. </Izzard>
Spacecarl: um
Darth_Wooper: Oh boy...
Six108: Oh no
Juniper_P1: oh no...
pedrodamoth: Not the teeth
Driosenth: As They Might Be Giants say, "This could lead to excellence, or serious injury"
Contiguouskittycat: Eyeball it!
CompleatlysLRRSub: oh boy. experiments. lrrBEEJ //
couldntpickausername: @Anaerin then tell me where the f is in lieutenant
mercano82: "Let's try an experiment with the saw we've got"
Skyboss1996: How well can this go?
TheGreyRabbit: Measure none, cut 5 times
wildpeaks: uhh
Arclight_Dynamo: Anaerin : So how do you pronounce "colonel"? :P
duaiwe: I have a silly question, why didn't he get these pipes cut at the store?
ylegm: oh god, is that a geek squad pad?
BusTed: "Can you spot them all, chat?"
Lagrangeismyhomie: OMG, Ian, don't use that
Foxmar320: Clearly need more hammers
Rivulatus_: A wood saw should do it.
Skyboss1996: Less than or equal to nine hammers
Serifina: PLS MOVE PHONE
Lynks_9: Sawing right on top of the phone, smooth
ylegm: does ian know as much as geek squad?
duaiwe: Like, most stores will do that for you.
veganmeatloaf: not over the phone NOT OVER THE PHONE
Rockario: Line that up nice and even with the phone
aClonedPickle: lrrBEEJ
GDwarf: duaiwe: Foresight != Ian
CompleatlysLRRSub: too easy duawie
Anaerin: arclight_dynamo: Koll-oh-nell.
Juniper_P1: right down into the tablet
Talin06: lol the phone
NimrodXIV: right over the iphone....
Sektor88: going back to earlier int he stream, can we make an elecrtic / automatic digeridoo? :P
Mijnheer: Don't do that with the phone directly under the saw lrrEFF
Rivulatus_: and oops he gets to excited, and goes through the table.
Aenir798: RIP phone
ylegm: that's terrifying
Arclight_Dynamo: Anaerin : Well, that scans. :D
AlonsoSwift: Now it's time for ASMR sawing with Ian!
Skyboss1996: This may be a while
Serifina: THANK YOU
wildpeaks: it's ok, we already touched the phone with gloves that handled glue, it's already marked for death :D
transcass: you just have to ask them
Contiguouskittycat: That sounds like an Nsburg tourism board slogan. "Welcome to Nsburg, land of many hammers! How many hammers? At least nine.
Anaerin: couldntpickausername: There's no effin' loo-tennant.
TacitusVigil: This isn't "Tinker, Tailor, Get it cut at the store"!
TacitusVigil: Kappa
ReverseCreations: #SawASMR
Foxmar320: dear God
CompleatlysLRRSub: this is a good noise.
Quintondreaming: Sounds like somebody snoring loudly
Serifina: SAWSMR
GDwarf: Ian = Chewbaca
duaiwe: TacitusVigil I feel like maybe it ought to be ;)
SketchyDetails: Its time to shoot a crapshot :P
Anaerin: A-SAW-Murmur.
going_medium: May want to wrap with tape as a guide?
Skyboss1996: VvvrrrtVvvrrrtVvvrrrtVvvrrrtVvvrrrtVvvrrrt
CompleatlysLRRSub: We are going to be here all day.
pettyfan45: 3 days later
KV1NN4: lrrFRUMP
Unpronounceable: I think that saw is out of tune
wildpeaks: at least it's working :)
Lagrangeismyhomie: *Eight hours later*
Omega696: @LoadingReadyRun Ian seems to have extreme confidence is the perceived path he has laid out for himself. Is this faith in his skills, Blind faith, ignorance is power. Sheer undiluted Manhood, which explains the hair, all that manhoody testosterone. Debatable point? ;)
Six108: Ian your cutting at an angle
TheGreyRabbit: This is why god invented chop saws
Contiguouskittycat: ASMRARRRRGGH.
Setar_elven: Sounds Hawaiian Doesn't It?
couldntpickausername: that's either a very small or very large air chamber
BlueChloroplast: just like a can on a brick
GDwarf: Quintondreaming: ...Someone with sinuses full of gravel and sandpaper, maybe
ylegm: arclight, I disagree strongly
Azsedcf: Closer to the mic!
wildpeaks: the vacuum of space ?
Skyboss1996: It's no Brick/Can but yeah
TacitusVigil: duaiwe : He'll probably keep most fingers.
DarknessKingCoH: 10/10 Wood cut again!
Famout: I want this to be a new life style for Richter Hammockslam
Drazoth: ooohhh vacuum cleanrer asmr
DarkMorford: RIP table-kun?
malc: gdwarf: fwiw, Oxford English Dictionary still lists the etymology as from the French "saboter", one of the meanings of which is "to make a noise with sabots"
Anaerin: To do it, to do it, to do it, to do it, to do it, to do it right child...
Lagrangeismyhomie: @DarknessKingCoH Yellow card, bruh. Pun. Foul.
Mijnheer: For those asking for him to wear gloves while sawing: he's wearing gloves, latex gloves Kappa
Rivulatus_: Why not. Nothign ususual.
Contiguouskittycat: Sabots are also part of a gun, for what that's worth.
GDwarf: malc: Yeah, that I could see, I was just told that the "throwing shoes into machinery" was false
malc: gdwarf: ah, *nod*
Lynks_9: With the gauge of the other pipe two feet doesn't seem like much
TheGreyRabbit: It's ABS Cellular Core
Anaerin: contiguouskittycat: They're a jacket around the ammunition, not really part of the gun.
wildpeaks: they're good pvc, Brent
couldntpickausername: http://www.strawpoll.me/12926277
Contiguouskittycat: @Anaerin Well, one more reason not to trust the first sentence of wikipedia.
Anaerin: Notch is involved? What is this, Pipecraft?
Mijnheer: @GDwarf I like how the wikipedia page doesn't mention what the actual etymology of the word sabotage is, just that it isn't the shoes into machinery thing :|
Booster6: I doubt the exact measurement matters very much/at all
TheGreyRabbit: MARK IT
Darth_Wooper: @Mijnheer good for messes, not so great for sharp objects slipping and hitting fingers. :D
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Be ready to catch the thing.
GDwarf: Anaerin: Huh, I thought a "sabot" was a type of projectile in-and-of itself, turns out it isn't, Neat!
plummeting_sloth: and later, we can shoot this saw out of there
wildpeaks: good point lrrbot
malc: this is the right sort of saw, right? :P
Rockario: Well, we do have another 1.5 hours to fill
Lagrangeismyhomie: We're in the pipe, 5 by 5
Sektor88: asmr time Kappa
Anaerin puts on dark glasses and crouches over a keyboard "We're in!"
AlonsoSwift: Saw ASMR 2: Electric Boogaloo
Skyboss1996: *Construction voice* We're in
Earthenone: Measure once cut twice, got it
Mattmitchell45: Not sure if I can watch this
ylegm: 5x5
wildpeaks: do not saw the Chat :D
dougma: malc it is decidedly not
Spacecarl: "We're in." Ian, wielding a saw
malc: dougma: I know :-/
going_medium: Genius? Hubris? Only time will tell.
Angnor33: Always saw the chat.
plummeting_sloth: yay, we're getting rained on by plastic bits!
duaiwe: going_medium why not both? :P
Darth_Wooper: Please see chat Ian, but don't saw us.
GDwarf: Skyboss1996: Would it be hacking if he had a hacksaw? :B
ReverseCreations: YOU DON'T SAY!?
Darth_Wooper: Kappa
malc: also, Ian, hate to break it to you but PVC is not wood
Arclight_Dynamo: For those wondering, here's a sabot in action: https://i.giphy.com/icvckkc4oHiNO.gif
wildpeaks: don't look at the camera :D
Lynks_9: so what's the over-under on this cut ending up horribly angled? :P
Contiguouskittycat: Eyes on the saw Ian.
MerrimanLyon: Eyes on the saw!
veganmeatloaf: Good thing you're working with plastic, Ian
JRandomHacker: We can tell
phorrestgaze: just a woodworking rough?
plummeting_sloth: well that's okay, Ian... this isn't wood
ylegm: We know
TheMetalupis: !highlight welcome to lrr
asddsa28: what did you do last night i watched a guy saw a pipe for 30 min
Angnor33: Yeah, a hacksaw might be better here...
Juniper_P1: y'don't say
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Skyboss1996: We may have noticed
Lagrangeismyhomie: At this point, I should say I have no idea what I'm doing. *Smiles*
SketchyDetails: THRILLING.
Reecer6: Alright, in a few hours, Ian is going to cut the pipe in half, two halves make a whole, and climb through the whole.
Earthenone: have you taken a PVC working coarse?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: Can we get a mic up real close to that for some bad ASMR
ylegm: is ok
Mijnheer: @malc This is ABS though, maybe that's wood Kappa
Anaerin: ALL the angles!
VoidSpinner: Your doing this on purpose
plummeting_sloth: welcome to Loading Ready Run misunderstands ASMR
Critterbot: are you not entertained!?
Setar_elven: Get that hot saw action
Xiff_: Now just strobe between all the views
erased_citizen: what if his cut is not straight
Lagrangeismyhomie: That tricamera angle
Darth_Wooper: RIP smooth table finish. lrrBEEJ
Arclight_Dynamo: erased_citizen : If?
jadeworrior: can someone make that overhead shot a .gif
Sektor88: that sawing had a sick beat
asddsa28: mix master
MerrimanLyon: I mean, the saw will likely get somewhat hot...
damn_i_am_pretty: Need some epic music with this
Famout: VubaVubaVubaVubaVubaVubaVubaVuba
Anaerin: erased_citizen: Then his grapplegrotchit won't mesh with his hefferpin.
malc: mijnheer: oops
Omega696: @LoadingReadyRun Point of Concern. Ian may be Breathing the dustparticles made by the saw. suggest mask or possible lung damage.
GDwarf: erased_citizen: It's a T-shirt cannon, projectile accuracy is not a high prioerity
angryoptimist: ShggaShggaShggaShggaShgga
Namboto: eyes on the saw man!
wildpeaks: eyes on the pipe, don't read chat :D
Lagrangeismyhomie: @erased_citizen just let Ian have this one
Contiguouskittycat: It's a t-shirt cannon, I feel as though getting a perfectly straight cut is not an essential part of this.
malc: oh no
asddsa28: noo whyyy
Foxmar320: Less reading more watching the saw
DarkMorford: It us!
Sektor88: yesss
MaladyDark: no
Enmity777: lolol
Skyboss1996: oh no
VoidSpinner: Volume down!
DarkNacht: noooooooooooooooooooooooo
fishmanfishfish: NO NO NO
Anaerin: damn_i_am_pretty: http://epicmusictime.com/
Darth_Wooper: Saw-mic! \o/
pedrodamoth: No why u do dis
plummeting_sloth: oh, this is a mistake
Mijnheer: uh oh
malc: in before Ian chops end off mic
MaladyDark: half volume!
Anaerin: NO!
misterprototype: OH GOD
wildpeaks: uh oh
Lagrangeismyhomie: GOD NO
jadeworrior: nonononno
angryoptimist: OH NO
Anaerin: DON'T DO IT!
Omthebox: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssss
GDwarf: Yeah, watch the saw, not the chat, unless you don't particularly need those fingers. Or thumb.
pettyfan45: rip mic sempai
Contiguouskittycat: Ooooo yesssss
wildpeaks: he's sawing our brains
misterprototype: Oh this actually isn't too bad
SketchyDetails: Ohhoohohhoohh yeeeeeeeees
Anaerin: All that clipping...
cheetoJack: !highlight ASMR?
Xiff_: ASMR saw time
LRRbot: Highlight added.
asddsa28: not as bad as i thoght
Arclight_Dynamo: This is less awful than before.
couldntpickausername: sounds the same
TheGuildpact: Nice
Involume: I can't believe he sawed the whole thing.
AussieGuy_88: SAW 8: The SAWening
FranKllr: hahahha :)
Azsedcf: mic in the pipe!
plummeting_sloth: and that's how Ian sawed through a microphoen cord
Omthebox: FASTER
Jarannis: Actually not terrible!
Sektor88: just put my good headphones on for this lol
duaiwe: GDwarf well, this far in there's a good chance his thumb is fine. maybe not the fingers.
Rivulatus_: Nope. I do not like blunt saw on PVC sound effects.
pedrodamoth: this is less awful somehow
Contiguouskittycat: Beej eats the whole saw.
AussieGuy_88: this is the part where the cannon gets a taste for blood.
Rivulatus_: Some one tell me when it stops, I have muted it.
Rockario: More content for the ASMR Crapshot
Questhere: this is not the ASMR i wanted
Mijnheer: Mic the pipe :D
sokolov23: This looks perfectly safe
Kraest: I can feel it sawing in my brain
Involume: Also, Ian, stand up for leverage.
VoidSpinner: It's Evil Scientist RP asmr, it's just toe sound of him opening our heads!
benv0li0: I liked it
duaiwe: Am, Am I the only one who enjoyed that?
AlonsoSwift: That was... Fine.
Xiff_: VoteYea
Foxmar320: O_O
going_medium: pliers?
Juniper_P1: my roommates cat likes it better than the digeridoo earlier
Darth_Wooper: \ lrrAWESOME /
GDwarf: duaiwe: Yeah, he's mostly past the danger zone, still. It occurs to me that sending Ian a table saw would probably be classed as attempted murder
MikeSmith916: Ian, this is why you should use wax coated string to cut pipe like that. It is so much quieter.
Arclight_Dynamo: Gonna ruin those pliers.
Coricket: This doesn't appear to be the best work surface for sawing
erased_citizen: These kids these days with their PVC pipe woodsaw asmr...
Rivulatus_: You dont want the end to drop, it will ruin the end of your cut as the PVC bends.
malc: hahaha
Foxmar320: Cori save us all
pettyfan45: rofl
Anaerin: ASM-AAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
VoidSpinner: lols
duaiwe: GDwarf to be fair, I'm pretty sure sending Ian ANYTHING for TTSF is fraught with danger.
Contiguouskittycat: @GDwarf It might be more like assisted suicide.
malc: COOL TECHNOLOGY
asddsa28: XD love it
Juliamon: !highlight Cori to the rescue
LRRbot: Highlight added.
MaladyDark: OHHHHHH
plummeting_sloth: oooooh
Darth_Wooper: Pro strats, Cori!
AussieGuy_88: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
KV1NN4: @Anaerin Got that right @.@;
Driosenth: !highlight Turn the pipe
ylegm: oh ffs, THANK YOU CORI
sokolov23: acouFail
Involume: Pipe Turners: Turners of the Pipe
Famout: Dear doctor Ian, how is there... seasons?
FakeFiend: The cut won't be straight if u turn the pipe
plummeting_sloth: of course, you're gonna get an angle cut now, I bet
Arclight_Dynamo: So is Ian getting turnt or getting straight piped?
Mijnheer: If he slips, the pipe is going to knock the phone off the table :P
wildpeaks: how is the saw feeling, what are its hopes and dreams ?
nattsan: Ian...
pettyfan45: boooooo
malc: NO
VoidSpinner: Saw Left!
Foxmar320: Ian why
Namboto: DansGame
Contiguouskittycat: Saw breaks in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0.!
Xiff_: Funny thing about 3 dimensional objects, the can be rotated on multiple axis
Anaerin: arclight_dynamo: Ian's getting turnt, and the chat is getting piped.
wildpeaks: *banana punch*
DarkMorford: BOOOOO
Kraest: NO.
Koios7: Lol ian
asddsa28: XD
Coricket: This is not going to line up
AussieGuy_88: Red card! Pun foul!
Mattmitchell45: Stop it Ian!!!
MerrimanLyon: Thank you, Cori!
Six108: Bad pun yellow card
Serifina: Ian pls
GDwarf: FakeFiend: Yeah, but this is a T-shirt cannon, slightly off ballistics won't matter much
nattsan: Ian stop
Galactic_pain: That cuts deep
Questhere: JUDGE
mastric85: Cori: confirmed brains of the operation
Contiguouskittycat: Cut to break, Ian is knocked out in the corner, and Cori finishes the project.
AussieGuy_88: Ian no
TacitusVigil: I really like this Cori Commentary. :D
angryoptimist: !highlight Ian Trolls Us All
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wildpeaks: he's not saw-rry for that pun
AussieGuy_88: lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE lrrJUDGE
malc: galactic_pain: Yellow card to you too :P
plummeting_sloth: this isn't Paranoia any more Ian, you don't get 5 backups!
TheGreyRabbit: Remind me never to work on the same worksite as Ian
Darth_Wooper: lrrJUDGE lrrSIGNAL
erased_citizen: I feel like watching the Woodsman competitions now
ylegm: hold onto your butts
Galactic_pain: @malc No need to bare your teeth
Involume: This was soothing. Now it is anxiety.
GDwarf: Though now I want someone to make a T-shirt sniper/A.M. rifle. The sort of thing that can hit a 20cm target from 2km away. :P
FakeFiend: @gdwarf very true sir
7gorobei: what has been seen can not be unsawn
Contiguouskittycat: Ian, HAND FARTHER AWAY FROM THE SAW.
Driosenth: Ian, when you finish sawing through, stand it up to see how straight of a cut you made.
Anaerin: Matthias Wendell would be so disappointed.
wildpeaks: Goat there
going_medium: I feel like I'm watching an animaniacs Mindy and Buttons episode. Just waiting for doom.
Unpronounceable: goodbye pipe
asddsa28: ooppaaa
Earthenone: !victor\y
malc: !highlight Ow.
QFZulu: lrrGOAT
taruan: Now I just want to fall asleep to 10hrs of sawing sounds
Kraest: Goodbye
Mijnheer: lrrGOAT THERE without injury!
wildpeaks: !highlight we're fine
ylegm: @TheGreyRabbit if I need to remind you, the message isn't gonna take
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Involume: Straight PIPED.
going_medium: Yeah cut!
Darth_Wooper: It looks slightly diagonal...?
ArcOfTheConclave: how hot is it?
TheGreyRabbit: @ylegm Fair enough.
MaladyDark: fine. '
GDwarf: Now for sandpaper! (I have no idea if sandpaper works for AVC or not)
Booster6: good enough!
Arclight_Dynamo: Might want to deburr the edge?
Foxmar320: Im sure its lrrFINE
taruan: @Anaerin lol thank you <3
Contiguouskittycat: Now snort the dust!
Booster6: and your lungs
Mijnheer: Ian so ripped, even his shoes have abs Kappa
Involume: Apoxy on BOTH your housings!
Omega696: I know that breathing asbestos can give you interstatal lung disease.... Anyone know if Ian can get that from sawn pipe dust?
DarkMorford: ABS dust, don't breathe this!
Darth_Wooper: Involume BOO
Setar_elven: Yeah might have wanted a dust mask for this
Driosenth: Ian, you should take a small blade and de-burr the cut
CompleatlysLRRSub: Ian don't breathe. whatever you do don't breathe
GDwarf: Omega696: It largely seems to be that *any* dust can be carcinogenic, frankly
wildpeaks: fusing ? is this Dark Cloud 2 ? :D
Anaerin: taruan: Ot
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sokolov23: How about pixie dust?
MaladyDark: funnily enough, lungs don't like not air.
Darth_Wooper: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
CompleatlysLRRSub: @GDwarf some more so than others my dude OSsloth
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Rivulatus_: PVC doesn't do anything reall bad. Well I hope it doesn't considering the amount I have breathed in over the years
Anaerin: taruan: It's pretty much guaranteed if you want it it's out there on the net somewhere.
dylan16807: congrats on the pipe bomb
Setar_elven: what @GDwarf said. I work with gravel and need some dust control measures because silicate dust
Anaerin: rivulatus_: PVC is good... but this is ABS
Arclight_Dynamo: So... why are we epoxying that cap on rather than cementing it?
plummeting_sloth: in for a penny, in for a pound of ABS dust
fourcardcombosuicide: use the pipes to deburr each other
vorox4: Hello, Ian! Hello, Chat!
Earthenone: cheer50
DarkMorford: Arclight_Dynamo, epoxy the valve in place, then cement the cap.
GDwarf: The dangerous dusts are the ones for particles that are "sharp", from what I gather. No idea if ABS particles are spiky or not.
Omega696: Soo really good he sawed the pipe without a mask then you qould say then. @GDwarf
asddsa28: woot
cChroma: poifect
Arclight_Dynamo: DarkMorford : Ah! Yeah, that makes sense.
Foxmar320: lrrGOAT
HoloTheWiseWolf_: Ian hats saftey
misterprototype: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
Dix: Measure once. Cut once. Get it right. Genius
wildpeaks: you may not like gloves, but skin is OP
CompleatlysLRRSub: "I'm a genius" has been called.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: hates
Darth_Wooper: lrrSACK
DarknessKingCoH: Is that 3ft Canadian or American?
AussieGuy_88: lrrFINE
Contiguouskittycat: So when do we get the TTSF where someone tries to create life Frankenstein style?
GDwarf: DarknessKingCoH: Lunarian
Anaerin: darknesskingcoh: 3ft English.
wildpeaks: we get it, you vape
Mattmitchell45: YES YES Inhale the Dust!
malc: lol wildpeaks
Juliamon: !highlight didgeridon't
Spacecarl: Don't measure, cut a bunch. TTSF
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Famout: Sounds like someone having a bad time in a portapotty
cChroma: irritated_elephant.wav
Earthenone: that is a sad didgeridoo
Anaerin: wildpeaks: Nicely done.
Mattmitchell45: Sick cotton
Setar_elven: Tonight on Tinker Tailor Solder Fry, Ian learns how to play the digeridoo. Badly.
HoloTheWiseWolf_: he sounds like a diying wale
TheGuildpact: Ian makes: Whale sounds
GDwarf: Ian needs to work on his embouchure, clearly
theAngelsWeep: Ian: Nope *proceeds to immediately do it anyway*
Rivulatus_: Almost got the harmonic there
VoidSpinner: Here we have the matting call of the wild Ian
KOneSix: Ian will pass out before the end of the stream if we keep asking for this.
AussieGuy_88: I'm not sure about this
misterprototype: So have we gone from t-shirt cannon to titanic kazoo?
ApodoNuevo: [a herd of buffalo stampede into the room]
Involume: Didgeridon't
wildpeaks: *fired*
Azsedcf: Listen to the song of Ian
taruan: FailFish
Contiguouskittycat: How long until Cori just strangles Ian?
Angnor33: Lickability?
kpiozero: lrrBEEJ
RottenPrimate: Is a T shirt meant to fit in there?
jadeworrior: get didgerdunked
Unpronounceable: oh no he didgerydidn't
plummeting_sloth: he's a slave to the music, Cori
BlueChloroplast: kazoo into it?
TheExactSame: didjyourealydo that?
SketchyDetails: Digeridon't lrrBEEJ
Driosenth: Ian, what was the diameter of the solenoid?
DarkMorford: Driosenth, it's a 3/4" valve
Arclight_Dynamo: I'm still concerned about the AC/DC problem with the valve.
asddsa28: better
taruan: "better"
TheGreyRabbit: Will it be a Catastrophic Failure? Place Your Bets! Place Your Bets!
angryoptimist: Ian, digeristop; we don't want to you get digericancer. lrrFRUMP
Rivulatus_: A 9volt battery could explode.
Anaerin: arclight_dynamo: Worst thing that happens, we get.... THUNDERSTRUCK!
Contiguouskittycat: We're gonna find out that this thing launches t-shirts with enough force to cave in a car-door.
Earthenone: no one important will end up in the hospitol at least, main characters have resistance to explosions
Involume: @arclight_dynamo Just plug it straight into the wall and see what happens
HoloTheWiseWolf_: make a little stand for it ian
GDwarf: Ian's definition of "very successful": "Inhaled toxic fumes, toxic dust, almost dissolved his skin and work table, almost sawed phone and fingers in half, almost started an electrical fire, but by the end the thing looked fairly OK"
Arclight_Dynamo: Anaerin : Is that how Ian finally dies? Kappa
JRandomHacker: You could cut a ring of pipe and glue it on the end as a guard
JRandomHacker: Then you could stand it up
malc: nah, we're going to find that the solenoid opens too slowly and the t-shirt takes a minute to leave the barrel ;)
Lynks_9: great, so you can't jus trandomly launch things straight up while having to stand underneath it to fire it. what a loss Kappa
Arclight_Dynamo: Involume : He wanted to do that. We had to stop him. :\
Driosenth: 1.3 galls
Contiguouskittycat: @GDwarf It's not TTSF until someone almost dies!
TheGreyRabbit: Should used a rad hose and wear the chamber on your back
transcass: pvnrt
CompleatlysLRRSub: @Sarah_Serinde can we quote GDwarf there. That was a good quote.
Involume: @arclight_dynamo I saw. I had a panic attack.
wildpeaks: Is someone doing Math in here ?
ylegm: depends on how fast the valve opens
MsL3th4l: no theyre round
DarkMorford: No! Pie are round!
malc: Information Phone. COOL TECHNOLOGY
Famout: Colored in deadly black
majorhix: yo dog thats a sweet *** cannon
wildpeaks: that is not a small device o.O
JRandomHacker: First rule of esports casting - never do math on stream
Booster6: define "how much"
Reecer6: You know, air flowing through a pipe is a lot like... circuitry dynamics.
Omthebox: You need to put a sling strap on that
Rivulatus_: That is a big cannon. A lot bigger then I thought it would be.
Narida_L: What's a foot? KappaHD
Setar_elven: When ready...FIRE!
Anaerin: How many PSI?
cChroma: Only my Railgun
jadeworrior: have you considered adding a foregrip
DarknessKingCoH: It's a shame your phone isn't voice activated.
BlueChloroplast: @Anaerin 40
Talin06: when is the stream when you build the motorized mount for it?
cheetoJack: Anaerin I think he said 40 psi
Serifina: @Anaerin 40 PSI
damn_i_am_pretty: "t-shirt" cannon
pedrodamoth: 40 I think
Driosenth: 1.3 gallons, .17 ft³
Omega696: V ≈ 301.59 Cubic inches
barbarianras: 301.6 in^2
Darth_Wooper: !highlight pie in head vs face
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plummeting_sloth: crap, I I have to look up R in PSI
DoodlestheGreat: "Say hello to my little friend!"
malc: cubic inches, goddamnit Americans lrrBEEJ
Miniman7778: PI YOU Say: 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971
Mattmitchell45: How did Ian fall Ass-backwards into perfect balance??
Arclight_Dynamo: Frikkin' Imperial measures...
Serifina: I feel like there should be some kind of stabilizer thing across the three pieces to help reduce stress
TheGuildpact: 96pi inches cubed at 40 psi
wildpeaks: lrrSACK
dylan16807: the amount of extra air is 2.7x the volume
Arclight_Dynamo: Mattmitchell45 : He's following directions. Someone else figured it out. :P
Involume: Ian is armed. Repeat: Ian is armed.
dougma: you can get a clamp ring handle
AllMeatPizza: I thought T-Shirt cannons were usually a little shorter than that. Going for distance?
HoloTheWiseWolf_: can we put iron sights on the barrel
transcass: Picatinny rail and borrow alex's AK foregrip
GreenNiva: just under 5 litres
Rockario: Depending on the gun we might actually be able to give it a rail
Earthenone: do nerfs eat other nerfs?
kpiozero: Canabalizing a nerf gun!
Mattmitchell45: @Arclight_Dynamo Oh..thank goodness
duaiwe: AllMeatPizza really more of a t-shirt sniper rifle. :P
kpiozero: my word
Contiguouskittycat: Careful calculations and exacting measurements won't carry you as far as lrrSACK
couldntpickausername: is the stream ending early?
Involume: What is the muzzle velocity of a t-shirt gun?
wildpeaks: if we cannibalize the nerf gun, does that mean we too are nerf guns ?
Rivulatus_: Wait you have exposed metal conectors for somethign that is going up to and down from 40PSI, have you considered the temperature change that the metal could experience?
AllMeatPizza: true
GDwarf: The length of the barrel seems long, it seems like it'd majorly lower the speed of the shirt without adding that much accuracy?
misterprototype: "Dissect", Ian, not "cannibalize". Please do not consume a Nerf Gun. Or at least please change the stream to Social Eating first
couldntpickausername: well then the one won't come true
Driosenth: pneumatics!
fourcardcombosuicide: it really looks the left arm of a mech
jadeworrior: Ian do you have any plans for a sight, I have a spare scope I can send
Contiguouskittycat: !findquote math
LRRbot: Quote #3813: "Math don't even real" —Cameron [2017-01-06]
GDwarf: Misterprototype: Nah, "cannibalize" is the official jargon term
Omega696: Ablative Armour
taruan: and thus the start to the T-Shirt Armored Core mecha was born
Mijnheer: 1.3 Gallons at atmospheric pressure, 40 PSI is 2.7 atmosphere so that's an additional 3.5 gallons of air
plummeting_sloth: bi-pod?
ylegm: GDwarf the longer the barrel the more air you force behind it
Lynks_9: remember that ambient air is about 14 psi, you only get the force it needs to balance the two tubes
wildpeaks: I'd watch this anime
misterprototype: @GDwarf Oh I was unaware, neat!
kpiozero: But if ducktape hides the problems! then the problem is already covered by ducktape!
ylegm: it's a common air gun problem
couldntpickausername: http://www.strawpoll.me/12926277
Serifina: Add rifiling, freeze the t-shirts
Rockario: It's not about functionality, it's all about the optics
Mattmitchell45: Look at that Topless Person 500 Yards Out!!!!
Darth_Wooper: But a sight would look cool!
OccasionallyManly: Ian should just go ahead and make a T-Shirtschreck
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ReverseCreations: FREEZE THE SHIRTS SO THEY GRIP SAID RIFLING
Rivulatus_: IT is a GREAT idea
CompleatlysLRRSub: rifle the pvc Ian
GDwarf: ylegm: Huh, didn't know that. I figured it'd be like a more traditional firearm
CompleatlysLRRSub: Rifle it.
couldntpickausername: @LoadingReadyRun http://www.strawpoll.me/12926277
Contiguouskittycat: Add rifleing, freeze the t-shirts. Be jimmy-jams.
TheGuildpact: So can you explain how this is going to work?
transcass: Old Jean leg as a presseure chamber sleeve
AllMeatPizza: Soak the t-shirts in water and freeze them before firing
lumlite: I thought Cori was supposed to be the voice of reason.
CompleatlysLRRSub: lumlite: she is.
Narida_L: Isn't loading this going to be awkward?
Earthenone: !bad advice rifle the pvc
DoodlestheGreat: We'll be seeing this in Playerunknown's Battlegrounds! ariW
FakeFiend: It's not pvc its abs, big difference. Pvc much stronger
TheExactSame: RIP Maud flanders
NimrodXIV: ^
ylegm: gdwarf yeah, pumpkin chuckers face this all the time, 130 psi vs 40 psi doesn't mean much if you can't deliver the air quickly enough
Zoloreaper: You could go all out and add a fabric pad behind each projectile
Rockario: @Arclight_Dynamo Someone worked harder on that cannon than they did on the mascot suit
SquareDotCube: And thus, through multiple modifications, Ian inadvertently makes the first portable railgun
Arclight_Dynamo: Rockario : Yuuup.
Tarukai788: @theexactsame lmao
malc: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 7:50 PM
TacitusVigil: Cori is allowed to vote. So say we all.
KV1NN4: Happy birthday @couldntpickausername !
malc: happy almost-birthday, couldntpickausername ;)