Sun_Singer: Take Off Your Fants
caimheul: There's secretly a monster in the school?
LCPONY: that technic is forbiden
TwilightAvalon: @Voxlunch Alex, how much would you enjoy if they added a PTRD-41 Rifle into this game, like maybe in the lootboxes?
Contiguouskittycat: Winning the prisoners dilemma is absolutely possible if you plan in advance and trust the other person
TheMoatman: Much like that time nobody went to Hospital because it's always too populous
Zachasaurs: whaoh theres crfossbow quivers
caimheul: SKS is LIKE a person.
mtvcdm: And meanwhile, the rest of the field dropping like flies.
grgriffin3: The plastic bodykit on the SKS offends me.
MistahFixIt: Plastic SKS hurts me in my soul
caimheul: Y e a h.
Swamplor: :( Client-side hit detection may unsell me on this game.
caimheul: Bubba'd SKS
mtvcdm: And we skate away from the redzone.
PsychoI3oy: the sks is all tapco
t3h_f1gm3nt: STOPPIN POWAH
Rivulatus_: Whats the sks?
VmKid: COMMUNISM
ylegm: swamplor, I hope they fix it as well
caimheul: @Rivulatus_ Semi-auto WW2 Soviet rifle
MistahFixIt: SKS is a short Russian carbine, iirc?
corpocracy: Switch to auto?
Lord_Hosk: Fragout jeej
jonlevir: Swamplor I mean, they say the netcode is still WIP, so you may just want to wait a few months and see if they fix it
ardias014: Cam's avatar looks like Daniel Dae Kim
GreyFox0012: sks is a classic russian rifle that they RUINED
EleventhOcean: I love my SKS so much.
Lysander_Gustav: I looked up sks, and yeah
grgriffin3: It's beautiful in its simplicity.
mtvcdm: You know what, I'm adding 'stoppin powah' to the 'potential emote' list.
caimheul: @MistahFixIt Not really a carbine
Navi_Chem: this is the most glorious failure to #fragout
BITs19_: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:50:50.
TheMoatman: It's a full-length rifle
delta__vee: so.. the official weapon of PUBG? Kappa
PsychoI3oy: <3 alex for getting the tapco refrence
MistahFixIt: 'Carbine' is kind of a grey area
Lord_Hosk: Carbine
Opie74: got to get cam and alex down the the big sand mg shoot
Foxmar320: Man Cam finding so many med kits
TheMoatman: 20" barrel is a rifle, IMO
Macheya: What happened to #TeamNoPan
LCPONY: #fragout
GreyFox0012: also an sks not having the bayonett attached
CapnScout: Schoooools out for summer
EleventhOcean: Friends never believes me when I say I can break an SKS down in 20 seconds.
grgriffin3: Cam is the medic of this crew.
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josh_le_crafter: Combine, no thank you
MistahFixIt: Like, a carbine is 'a long gun shorter than a rifle' which could be be anything really
EleventhOcean: But it's that simple.
caimheul: @MistahFixIt Sorry, considered carbine. 20 Inch barrel. Bit long, bot close enough
mtvcdm: 54 left and the play area hasn't even contracted yet.
Sun_Singer: go for it
Zachasaurs: there getting a m24 i bet
mtvcdm: Don't risk it.
Abcxyq: time 5 greed
Rivulatus_: At this stage I think you just skip the frag out, and go to win, I mean you have all the gear you could want
LCPONY: do it
Jimrabbit: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
dougma: lrrGREED
Foxmar320: Do it!
t3h_f1gm3nt: lrrGREED
Rivulatus_: #GREED
jonlevir: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
Lord_Hosk: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
grgriffin3: lrrGREED
Aziraphalesshop: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
JustAConspiracy: Is frag out the equivalent of flunging?
DoktorLoy: lrrGREED
vegasturm: lrrDOTS lrrGREED lrrARROW
Rivulatus_: DO ET!!!!!!!!
azninja888: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
Applesauz: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
ylegm: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
josh_le_crafter: RISKITFORTHEBISCUIT
Tarukai788: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
TheExactSame: Fragout with your bagout
caimheul: And now the school will be the final showdown spot?
The_GuardiansTV: I <3 my SKS, its a norinco sporter factory made for AK mags. It's my favorite of my rifles.
2untappedmana: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
Squiidd_pope: lrrGREED lrrGREED
antoinedi_art: CHAAARGE
mtvcdm: We are going to run straight into a firefight.
Tarukai788: lrrDOTS lrrGREED lrrARROW
Cortex_Spectre: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
LCPONY: KAPOW
SWPilgrim: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
Lord_Hosk: Im not even going to warn chat
Sylenctone: lrrGREED
Dascylus: who just went REEE like a normie? DansGame
Foxmar320: Jeej has a plan
Aziraphalesshop: Riskin for the chicken
KneelArmstrong: lrrGREED is good?
solahwin_tampramain: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
EOstby: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrFINE lrrHERE
FireBasilisk53: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
corpocracy: Cam, check your gun setting
vegasturm: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
MistahFixIt: Alex Reee'd iirc
jonlevir: You're a good man and a great mod, Lord Hosk
zargreus99: Dead cam in 3....2.....
antoinedi_art: @Dascylus > implying Alex is a normy
TwilightAvalon: I have an actually 1942 SKS from Soviet Union. It never saw war, but was born for it, so thats all that counts
NathanJay787: You ok there, Alex?
grgriffin3: Shit's real!
darkalter2000: Cam!
Zachasaurs: this is a chicken winner game
Hesk1el: Wait whaat
Dascylus: @antoinedi_art Only normies ree
mtvcdm: Half the field dead before the play area contracts.
Lysander_Gustav: Can someone explain the greed emote? Who is the guy?
antoinedi_art: @Dascylus yet only dust remains
GreyFox0012: cam this is called skylining
josh_le_crafter: Snifer riple
caimheul: @TwilightAvalon How do you know it didn't serve? Basically every gun they could get their hands on went into war
MistahFixIt: Greed was a thing spawned by Adam iirc
Tarukai788: Cam got Mlemed to death
Foxmar320: 18th not bad
grgriffin3: Wow, dominated.
silverthundr: Cam shot a man
t3h_f1gm3nt: onemore?
JustAConspiracy: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
FireBasilisk53: fragged it
DoktorLoy: !onemore
LRRbot: The traditional chant of the degenerate james at the end of any game ever forevers at the end of the round. "One more?"
Lord_Hosk: !onemore
LRRbot: The traditional chant of the degenerate james at the end of any game ever forevers at the end of the round. "One more?"
Rivulatus_: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
grgriffin3: #OneMore
lirelent: uno mas
LCPONY: one more
Jimrabbit: !onemore
LRRbot: The traditional chant of the degenerate james at the end of any game ever forevers at the end of the round. "One more?"
Solomsimulacrum: One more?
caimheul: And now we see why being on top of a ridge is not the best idea
Dascylus: At least you died hugging your beloved Mother Earth
josh_le_crafter: #fraggingout fail
Lysander_Gustav: But who is the little guy in the greed emote?
jonlevir: Yeah, so definitely confirmed this game does client side hit detection
MistahFixIt: AKM only spawns from airdrops though... right?
JarJarThinks: One more tur- game
koshindan: They should require an execution action to kill somebody for good.
mtvcdm: The field dropped to 47 before the blue even began to come in. That's a bloodbath of a round.
jonlevir: which allows lag cheating
solahwin_tampramain: !onemore
Sarmhan: You mean AWM @MistahFixIt ?
TwilightAvalon: Because my SKS was in a crate, found in a stroage dump that was unearthened and imported for surplus sales
Rivulatus_: Go for school again?
Kthanid: new child's play charity idea PUBG for hope?
jonlevir: one of the simplest forms of hacking
MistahFixIt: Sorry yes AWM
josh_le_crafter: Jeejeej
Buttayobred: Anyone played breach and clear ? The game seems pretty good
F1SH0R: I just came back after two hours when you said one more...
Sarmhan: Yea the AWM is drop only
MistahFixIt: AKM is a very different beast :P
2untappedmana: cheer100 lrrGREED lrrGREED
Zachasaurs: @MistahFixIt and m240
Lord_Hosk: Client side anything? game dead
Foxmar320: That killed The Division
Laserbeaks_Fury: Overwatch uses client-side hit
Talin06: well that settles it i am not getting this game
caimheul: @TwilightAvalon All the rifles after the war were shoved into crates into the ground for the evntual WW3. That's where my Mosin Nagant came from.
TwilightAvalon: It ABSOLUTELY will, G*....its sad, but very likely
All_mankind: at least they ought to give private servers if that happens
MistahFixIt: Overwatch actually polices its hackers tho
Laserbeaks_Fury: yeah
forlornhope22: welp, that's the end of my interest. hacks are going to be the death of this.
Rivulatus_: Overwatch uses a mmix of client and server
josh_le_crafter: Hax police
Mithgar: Too late. If they have client side hit detection, it's dead on arrival. Just a matter of time until the hackers outnumber those willing to put up with them. *sad-face*
JudgeTanky: calebdGreed calebdGood
Baldrash: Man, I was supposed to work on a new Commander deck tonight. Instead I'm locked in the "One more" train.
zargreus99: OK I admit it cam has the best delivery for listing subs.
corpocracy: lrrFINE
SWPilgrim: copyThis pastaThat
jonlevir: Yeah, overwatch is small enough teams that it allows reporting
NathanJay787: Um...
t3h_f1gm3nt: did we died?
Foxmar320: ummmm
user_with_name17: stream down
NathanJay787: Dead for me
Kthanid: PUBG does use Battleeye so...there's that.
FFermata: oh no
keepinitbeef: did cam restart the wrong thing?
underhill33: lrrFINE
MistahFixIt: Stream is kil.
dk_84: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
Foxmar320: Yep it ded
Lord_Hosk: He reset everything
jonlevir: that and they tend to police their own a bit
cfpreston: private server is get indeed
DerPilsner: rip
Applesauz: panicBasket
lirelent: cam rebooted stream pc?
Tarukai788: why strem
Zachasaurs: panicBasket panicBasket panicBasket panicBasket
caimheul: I think leak might have got us
lirelent: haha
Sylenctone: lrrFINE
terribleplan: welp?
Talin06: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
vegasturm: oh picnic
grgriffin3: And then everything went lrrCOW
t3h_f1gm3nt: RIP
LCPONY: wut
silverthundr: Just end process stream
terribleplan: one more?
Rivulatus_: Get the "Oh no no no no " advert. Seems reasonable
caimheul: Or Cam clicked the wrong process to end?
user_with_name17: !panic
Rocketfins: kstarkNope
MrPhlip: The game was using up all the ram on the game PC, so it started taking over the stream PC
josh_le_crafter: Stream ded
Rivulatus_: !panic
korvys: Honesly, just ban hackers. $30 a pop, no one is gong to want to have to buy a new account.
Rocketfins: kstarkSir
MistahFixIt: Also there's this persistent memory leak problem which is a real No-Sell for me
Samwise_r: sooooo One more?
cfpreston: lrrDOTS panicBasket
LCPONY: !panic
josh_le_crafter: !Panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
Macheya: RIP
Tarukai788: stream back? audio is back
MrJWhit: Welp
Laserbeaks_Fury: Overwatch also is very tight with it's player prediction, so you don't have much inconsistencies with where you see yourself and where others see you
Friedent: start the stream over
solahwin_tampramain: lrrSIGNAL stream down! lrrSIGNAL
Sun_Singer: panicBasket panicBasket panicBasket
VmKid: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS
Sylenctone: lrrGARBO
Lord_Hosk: ummmm
LoadingReadyRun: back in a second
ricin: stream fragged out
JustAConspiracy: this better not reset the storm count
PsychoI3oy: i had audio for a bit of that
OmegaPlatinum: i just got here and the stream is offline :(
josh_le_crafter: Beebeebeebp
SWPilgrim: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
EleventhOcean: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
MistahFixIt: lrrDOTS lrrGARBO lrrARROW
Buttayobred: I hear it but cant see it o.o
AnotherEli: Yup!
caimheul: @MistahFixIt Also, I'd prefer to run a game like this with a team, and I don't have a group to play this sort of game with
Hesk1el: DON'T PANIC
LCPONY: beep boop stream down
drzzt12: lrrFRUMP
Buttayobred: there it all goes
Arclight_Dynamo: OmegaPlatinum: Currently derping. Back in a sec.
Sun_Singer: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
Carbonylcookie: lrrFINE
Lord_Hosk: I heard Jeej say "I want to shoot Jamie in the head" and then the stream died
All_mankind: i had sound but no video just until i started typing this
J4Y_4NDY: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
silverthundr: panic hard
OmegaPlatinum: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
LoadingReadyRun: xsplit crashed super hard
MistahFixIt: @caimheul - I'd imagine we could get a few people together via the LRR Discord channel, but even still
lakaicheaker: Kappa oh Cam
josh_le_crafter: !panic
MrPhlip: that audio was just some buffered sound from shortly after it went down... it wasn't a recovery, just a buffer getting drained
LCPONY: !panic
MistahFixIt: Heh... Draining the Buffer. Kappa
OmegaPlatinum: Wait, @LoadingReadyRun what's the difference between crashing and crashing super hard?
Alexare_: I'd be totally down for LRR private PUBG server
Macheya: Weird, for me it all went down at once, no extra noise.
OccasionallyManly: X gave it to 'em
MrJWhit: Well in the meantime, I just got a twitter, who should I follow aside from LRR people and Nihilist Arby's?
EleventhOcean: @The_GuardiansTV I've got a '53 Russian Tula. Love it to death.
t3h_f1gm3nt shakes fist "Xsplit!"
Aziraphalesshop: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrFRUMP
Laserbeaks_Fury: I mean, it's 10:00, I wouldnt be surprised if Cameron calls it here
josh_le_crafter: Crashing softly isnt that much better
SWPilgrim: lrrFINE ezaSophie lrrFINE ezaSophie lrrFINE
silverthundr: Mia culpa, Stream?
MistahFixIt: @OmegaPlatinum - I imagine crashing Super-Hard kills the whole computer, whereas crashing just kills X-Split
caimheul: @MistahFixIt Yeah, memory leak and client side with meh anti-cheat? I'll happilly watch others. Also should start using the discrd... expecially for overbutts
grgriffin3: This is probably God's way of telling me "No, you idiot, go to BED." So I will. Night all!
lakaicheaker: I will by the game for LRR private server
F1SH0R: lrrAWW lrrAWW
josh_le_crafter: Someone shoot the software
caimheul: @grgriffin3 night!
Evil_Smurf: Did steam finish?
setralynn: Night, @grgriffin3 !
Swamplor: It just boggles me that that is considered acceptable practice in 2017. When I was learning networked game design 15 years ago, lesson one was "never let the client being authoritative on anything"
Foxmar320: Xsplit crashed
ryuhimora: did I get here just after the end
caimheul: @Evil_Smurf Memory leak possibly killed x-split
lakaicheaker: Cameron killed stream by an accident
josh_le_crafter: Strem crash
Carbonylcookie: Stream was murdered
OriginalGarwulf: We too must now go to bed - g'night all!
Carbonylcookie: Stream fragged out
Aziraphalesshop: lrrDOTS lrrDOTS lrrDOTS
MistahFixIt: Anything that can be manipulated to gain an advantage NEEDS to be Serverside
TheBearBee: I need this stream so I can finish this horror game! Come back! Your bad gameplay gives me courage!
Sun_Singer: How bad is the memory leak?
Evil_Smurf: Downloadmoreram.com
TStodden: lrrDOTS ReLoading lrrDOTS
setralynn: ;_; Poor steam.
EleventhOcean: Should've downloaded more RAM.
jonlevir: Swamplor yeah, you'd think after how the Division got wrecked by it they would have learned
OriginalGarwulf: TheBearBee: Does it fill you with DETERMINATION?
DigitalSeahorse hugs Evil_Smurf
mtvcdm: This is why you don't visit Kentucky Fried Ram.
MistahFixIt: @Sun_Singer - Bad enough to crash people's computers after too many rounds
caimheul: @Swamplor Cheaper than running your own servers though @MistahFixIt and how much money have they made before the cheaters kill thegame off?
lakaicheaker: BTW this game only 12$ on russian Steam
josh_le_crafter: 20minutes into PUBG and chill and you just memoryleek
Evil_Smurf: Rookie error not downloading more ram
LoadingReadyRun: Just restarting the PC
LoadingReadyRun: :(
TorvakMOS: Done broke
t3h_f1gm3nt: :(
caimheul: @lakaicheaker after conversion? huh.
Foxmar320: Make sure you download more Ram as well
Carbonylcookie: PC was fragged out?
TheBearBee: @OriginalGarwulf It better or I'll be filling pants with something else
Evil_Smurf: How much ram does the steaming pc have?
josh_le_crafter: Feelsbadman
VmKid: gibeBless
Macheya: ┌C O O L T E C H N O L O G Y┘
Sun_Singer: BibleThump
MistahFixIt: PUBG has sold over 2 million copies thus far
LCPONY: BibleThump
Macheya: A bit late, but eh.
VmKid: B R O K E N T E C H N O L O G Y
lakaicheaker: no, without conversion
MistahFixIt: So PlayerUnknown's crying all the way to the bank, I'm sure
Evil_Smurf: You need 69tb ram
OriginalGarwulf: So, the consensus here is that we actually saw our team get wiped out by a hit box hack?
Aziraphalesshop: lrrDOTS lrrGARBO lrrFRUMP
evolvingdev: are they coming back online?
korvys: lrrDOTS :( lrrARROW
lakaicheaker: steam uses different conversion for Russia
VmKid: sudo apt-get install moreram
Evil_Smurf: And 420tb of storage
Lord_Hosk: Look at me! Im Jeej http://i.imgur.com/E9PoreA.png
RayFK: WORKING ON IT
Foxmar320: Yep just rebooting PC
LoadingReadyRun: evolvingdev trying to!
caimheul: @OriginalGarwulf Seems like it.
MistahFixIt: @OriginalGarwulf - It was super sheisty, whatever it was
LCPONY: C O O L T E C H N O L O G Y
caimheul: @lakaicheaker Huh. interesting.
evolvingdev: thanks, just saw them say "lets restart the game"
Evil_Smurf: @loadingreadyrun I love you guys
t3h_f1gm3nt: Hosk never stop
RayFK: GOD DAMNIT HOSK
ryuhimora: cool, broken, technology
evolvingdev: then the stream went dark
TStodden: You can, in fact, have too much RAM that it causes problems. Some RAM being jealous that it's not being used & other RAM being resentful that it's being used too much...
OriginalGarwulf: Out of curiosity, is there a way to report this stuff yet?
Galactic_pain: So, what caused the crash?
jonlevir: OriginalGarwulf well, I found a video showing that disconnecting your internet and then reconnecting lets you kill people even if they've gotten under cover
josh_le_crafter: Prob call in for cheat hax
jonlevir: because client side detection
mtvcdm: In the meantime. Graham. If someone were to be compiling their own list of potential emote ideas, would you want such a thing to just copy/paste to whatever you have handy?
Foxmar320: Xsplit Crashed
VmKid: TStodden: Ram Drama
Evil_Smurf: Did we blame Matt yet?
OriginalGarwulf: Jonlevir: How the hell could that work?
caimheul: @OriginalGarwulf Reminded me of some ligit hackers i've come across in other games.
Samwise_r: lol @Lord_Hosk
VmKid: Or, DRAMa
MistahFixIt: WIGGINS lrrFRUMP
josh_le_crafter: #blamejames
terribleplan: Everything changed when the memory leak attacked.
Macheya: @VmKid Nice.
vinewood_og: Waiter I ordered extra hacksauce for these streamed rams!
t3h_f1gm3nt: btw RayFK i hope you know i was just messing with you earlier. You aren't worst driver
Carbonylcookie: Matt is blamed in perpetuity
MistahFixIt: There. Matt blamed. We can go back to business.
VmKid: #GoddamnitWiggins
lakaicheaker: you can actually buy games from russian steam account in europe and usa for dirt cheap but be banned really easy
naruto21er: how many weeks ago was the hollow knight stream
Evil_Smurf: Then the memory leaks attacked
OriginalGarwulf: I mean, once you disconnect, you are no longer connected to the server.
Kronopticon: !findquote blame
LRRbot: Quote #1570: "I blame Alex. That's definitely an Alex problem." —Graham [2016-01-14]
TheBearBee: I think we all know what needs to be done to fix the stream. You get the goat and I'll grab the robes and dagger.
VmKid: Our problem is that we were using Kingachrome RAM
LCPONY: wonder if my phone will be notified when they gt back online( opening new tabs)
vinewood_og: dammit Alex
jonlevir: OriginalGarwulf client side hit detection. You disconnect your internet as soon as you see the person, shoot them a ton of times while they're "lagged", then reconnect. The server will find that you hit them, and they will die, even if they ran away and got into a house in the interim
Lord_Hosk does the dance of victory while jeej cries
t3h_f1gm3nt: i mean, LRRbot...it didn't crash till Alex tried to play so :P
MistahFixIt: I mean, we crashed AFTER Alex joined...
Aziraphalesshop: Maybe there's a cable unplugged from Beej?
TStodden: We may be Overdrawn at the Memory Bank...
Evil_Smurf: If you disconnect from the server, you die in real life
josh_le_crafter: #blamejames , #blamematt , #blamethecombinationjamesandmatt
caimheul: @OriginalGarwulf Your PC sends the signal that you hit your target, based off extrapolated data from when the internet blinked. So you hit, and they take damage
MistahFixIt: @Evil_Smurf - What is this, .hack//sign?
OriginalGarwulf: Huh.
VmKid: TStodden: Why did we BOTH go for the MST3K jokes?
Macheya: PUBG decided to #JamesOut, with unfortunate consequences.
Kronopticon: !paul
Aziraphalesshop: @josh_le_crafter LOL Nice
MistahFixIt: That officially concludes everything I know about .hack btw
JarJarThinks: Cam is just in a coma in the stream office
F1SH0R: I bet Cam just hasn't noticed cause he went on to keep playing without us :(
Evil_Smurf: Overclock beej
Evil_Smurf: That'll fix it
lakaicheaker: The story of a man with hair colored like coffe and milk who killed the stream
OriginalGarwulf: Right - the wife is now dragging me away. Goodnight all!
Aziraphalesshop: Download more Beej
TStodden: No idea... but I love it! lrrAWESOME
VmKid: Beej is just under the desk doing math REALLY fast
jonlevir: gnight garwulf!
LoadingReadyRun: Had to update windows :(
LCPONY: have turning beej off and back on
vinewood_og: Frag out wit yo bag out!
jonlevir: Ouch
hondor64: they coming back?
JarJarThinks: Oh. RIP
caimheul: @OriginalGarwulf Night!
MistahFixIt: WINDOWS. lrrEFF
josh_le_crafter: Is their ram BEEJ
Evil_Smurf: Oooh windows
3 viewers resubscribed while you were away!
Kronopticon: good morning chat :)
t3h_f1gm3nt shakes fist "WINDOWS!"
josh_le_crafter: RIP
MistahFixIt: boop?
Macheya: Man, I turn Windows Update off first thing whenever I install it.
vinewood_og: Experience Beej!
caimheul: Hopefuly this windows update includes more RAM
chrono2x: lrrSIGNAL
jonlevir: lrrSIGNAL ?
Aziraphalesshop: lrrSIGNAL ?
VmKid: Goddamnit Windows lrrFRUMP
HeroClixer: Hi Cam
Jimrabbit: good!
rucdoc: and it's back
F1SH0R: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Evil_Smurf: Beej is connected the the motherboard
LoadingReadyRun: lrrSIGNAL
darkalter2000: I saw a boop?
Friedent: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
gaudete91: we back
TStodden: lrrSIGNAL lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrSIGNAL
TheBearBee: Was it Derrick?
MistahFixIt: lrrSIGNAL
shmingmaster: refresh your page if you haven't yet
VmKid: lrrSIGNAL
xESKAR: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
t3h_f1gm3nt: lrrSIGNAL
Carbonylcookie: Fragged the computer instead of the enemy :-(
JustAConspiracy: !highlight The Dark Times
LRRbot: Not currently streaming.
LoadingReadyRun: Refresh for signal!
JBRedPhoenix: Hi cam
evolvingdev: yay, i see animated bodies and a cameron
MistahFixIt: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
Evil_Smurf: Watercool beej maybe
F1SH0R: Cam remembered us yay
Aziraphalesshop: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
caimheul: @Macheya As long as you run the updates manually, that's fine .otherwise.... security issues.
lakaicheaker: it was scary
LCPONY: <3 <3 <3
titanprime231: What is up
Lord_Hosk: Refresh if you dont see the stream
Lord_Hosk: Refresh if you dont see the stream
MC_GigglePants: What is happening?
Lord_Hosk: Refresh if you dont see the stream
Buttayobred: Hello Camermans!
3nugget: What is this?
jonlevir: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
silverthundr: Got there
Comrade09: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW lrrSIGNAL
JBRedPhoenix: Woah double chat firing... not sure if it's just me or something
poseidonstrike: Bonus stream hype
titanprime231: What did I miss what is this
RogueLink: woo it's back :D
silverthundr: Never didn't not have ot
bKdine260: Hey look it is the Cameron
Dirt_Gopher: got thete
Aziraphalesshop: Beej is repatched.
Carbonylcookie: Yay!
UnspokenKibbles: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream is not live.
Alexare_: Has this person had their spine removed?
TStodden: Look... Pre-Zombies!
Macheya: @caimheul Well yeah, if you happen to need it. But if you don't go downloading anything and everything security shouldn't really be an issue.
JBRedPhoenix: Oh there's an Alex and Graham?
VmKid: Someone totally needs to knit a LRR logo cover for the head cushion for that chair.
enolan: don't gaslight me lrrbot
Lord_Hosk: one more?
UnspokenKibbles: Er. How many hours have they been going with this?
t3h_f1gm3nt: so....onemore?
Friedent: i'm pretty sure you have to do one extra for flinching
MistahFixIt: The Beej needs to patch. [Alex walks in, slaps a nicotine patch on Beej's forehead.] Got it.
All_mankind: hi again
Alexare_: The character model seems to have a very large trench through their back
silverthundr: onempre forever
LCPONY: this is for all the marbles and chicken dinners
wukonus just subscribed with a $4.99 sub. wukonus subscribed for 13 months in a row!
wukonus: lrrDOTS lrrARROW lrrCIRCLE
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Contiguouskittycat: Since Alex is here now, can we get a So What?
josh_le_crafter: We back! Yaya
Dix: yo
Evil_Smurf: It's Cam!
Macheya: Those are some bitchin' shades.
VmKid: wukonis: gibeLewd
wukonus: Wrong order NotLikeThis
Foxmar320: Hey Dix
MistahFixIt: Dix!
t3h_f1gm3nt: hai Dix
VmKid: wukonis: That's how a baby is made
caimheul: Hi Dix!
Carbonylcookie: Dix!
Evil_Smurf: Hi Dix
jonlevir: Hai Dix
josh_le_crafter: Dix
Jimrabbit: DnD question for y'all. Were I to want to make a character that was basically The Undertaker - Gothic aesthetic, unclear if he is a literal zombie or just an edgelord, lightning powers but willing to straight up belt you in the face, what class would that fit best as?
Evil_Smurf: Pacifist run!
Solomon_Kain: Stalger
JBRedPhoenix: Where is Alex that he's lagging???
josh_le_crafter: Frag out in military base?
mercano82: Lets not do Military Base. 'Tis a silly place.
uncle7zzzz: All good, it'll work.
BishopSansPants: I'd go Bladelock, I think.
JBRedPhoenix: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS (overridden)
Evil_Smurf: Let the bodies hit the FLOOOOOOR
caimheul: @Jimrabbit Warlock could work... or monk.
jonlevir: Jimrabbit psion
Lord_Hosk: the school was fine last time... should be fine this time
MistahFixIt: @Jimrabbit - Eldritch Kight Fighter with a cross-class in Monk for the Unarmed features?
caimheul: @Jimrabbit Bladesinger?
Kronopticon: freeeeee faaaaallin
Squiidd_pope: waterworld?
Buttayobred: @Jimrabbit Depends on edition but i think the best would be like monk? (using only base classes hat is)
Macheya: @Jimrabbit Themed warrior class? Maybe multi into warlock later?
Evil_Smurf: Dropping a dank beat
therm0s_: Just joined, who all's playing?
Aziraphalesshop: You're gonna get some hop ons
mtvcdm: I do think this game, once the memory-leak issues have been handled, could use some in-air parachute melee action.
Macheya: Graham, Jordan, Alex, Cameron
silverthundr: Cam, Alex, Graham and Jeej
MistahFixIt: CRUNCH. "My bones!"
josh_le_crafter: Earlier dropoff=more time on map=more loot=WIN GAME!?
aesir_blade: "Karabiner?"
Evil_Smurf: This is a weird skyrim mod
MistahFixIt: lrrSACK
Solomon_Kain: just call it a Mauser
meisbored: lrrSACK
VmKid: lrrSACK
t3h_f1gm3nt: lrrEFF
Foxmar320: uggh
Squiidd_pope: RUN
caimheul: @mtvcdm Wait for the hack for killing other parachutists. also, are we sure people in parachutes aren't invulnerable?
mtvcdm: Somewhere on this map, there is a big firefight.
josh_le_crafter: What just happened
koshindan: Is Kate driving them?
Lord_Hosk: NO SMOKING
caimheul: lol
Foxmar320: LOL
mtvcdm: They what
MistahFixIt: They Thelma+Louise'd it?
3nugget just subscribed with Twitch Prime. 3nugget subscribed for 5 months in a row!
3nugget: Surprise stream on my 12 hour work day has made my evening!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, 3nugget! (Today's storm count: 128)
dm818: Blaze it
t3h_f1gm3nt: GDI Cam
caimheul: This is now the SMoking section
mercano82: Kate's not playing.
Squiidd_pope: SMOKESCREEN
vinewood_og: get into the sea!
VmKid: Cam don't smoke in the car
Aziraphalesshop: Stop hot boxing the car!!
Foxmar320: Who had Taco Bell?!
Dix: hahaha
koshindan: SMOrc
blast__femur: it was a dramatic getaway
Lord_Hosk: !highlight no smoking in this car
LRRbot: Not currently streaming.
josh_le_crafter: Campls stop smoking
korvys: Maybe it was Kate?
magical_writer: Ninja Smoke, to disappear
VmKid: LRRbot pls
therm0s_: Maybe they were looking for the subocean?
Macheya: I know Taco Bell isn't great but it doesn't make you spontaneously smoke.
josh_le_crafter: Lrrbot PLS
jonlevir: That is a handsome Cam
jonlevir: Also, your avatar is pretty good looking
caimheul: The plane boss! the Plane
JarJarThinks: Aaand they drowned
caimheul: His name is Bubba Alex
vinewood_og: but spontaneously smoking will make you taco bell
3nugget: Is this like some weird version of DayZ, sans zombies
Zachasaurs: get greedy
MistahFixIt: This seems FragOut'y
Foxmar320: Yolo mode
korvys: Use it as bait for G's Kar
Squiidd_pope: Do some sick doughnuts
t3h_f1gm3nt: lrrGREED
EOstby: lrrGREED
blast__femur: it went so well last time
mtvcdm: The firefight underway out there already.
Taichanie: Remember. Paul is putting a rail on a instrument.
amythist: after watching today's Commodore hustle I'm curious how someone would mount rails to a sousaphone
Foxmar320: So high right now
P4r7YG0D: Aaaaaaaaaand out of gas
splatty1: such a stealthy aproach
josh_le_crafter: Who's driving and is it kate
Zachasaurs: @amythist paul can do anything
Carbonylcookie: Pirouette!
MC_GigglePants: One time no whammies!
Dix: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
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caimheul: @josh_le_crafter Jeej
josh_le_crafter: GREED
Flea_Hastings: Strip it to the bone!
MistahFixIt: the lrrGREED !
Squiidd_pope: GOGOGO
mtvcdm: Nice.
Zachasaurs: n
mercano82: The judges will have to deduct 3/10 of a point for the landing.
caimheul: Get back in the car, pop antoher smoke?
Dix: wooo
josh_le_crafter: @caimheul so worse?
VmKid: lrrGREED
Squiidd_pope: holy crap, alex is half dead
caimheul: @josh_le_crafter arguably
Squiidd_pope: lrrFINE
azninja888: lrrFINE
jonlevir: lrrFINE lrrGREED lrrFINE
VmKid: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
mtvcdm: lrrFINE
InfinityToPlanck: lrrFINE
ShokaraRa: lrrFINE lrrFINE lrrFINE
Macheya: I like that idea.
Foxmar320: lrrFINE
t3h_f1gm3nt: lrrFINE
korvys: !fine
caimheul: Or drive into the sea
KeiranCoon: @Squiidd_pope Yeah, he got out of the car before it stopped moving.
MistahFixIt: It's Fine. lrrFINE There's nothing to worry about.
josh_le_crafter: !panic
LRRbot: lrrFINE THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. lrrFINE
silverthundr: Everyone decided to drive into the water
caimheul: Can't unitl the car stops moving.
sjcTheos: that slide Kreygasm
Kronopticon: for a second i thought jeej said to go to town for lube. as opposed to loot. ScaredyCat
koshindan: This is the best looking area so far.
jonlevir: Graham Best Driver
EOstby: Jeej, you're pretty dece.
jonlevir: Jordan Worst Driver in this party
Dix: Swug
Macheya: That was some good driving, yes.
magical_writer: Sorry chat doesn't validate parking.
MrPhlip: Incoming validation: Jeej certainly exists
t3h_f1gm3nt: ok, FINE! #JeejBestDriver
caimheul: @Kronopticon It will help the bullets fly faster
Foxmar320: Ive seen better Jeej lrrBEEJ
chrono2x: Do cars spawn facing east?
Carbonylcookie: Jeej is BEST trick driver. Should run demolition derby circuit
Squiidd_pope: FRAG PARTY
ardias014: Pls dont let Jeej take the wheel
MrPhlip: OK, magical_writer wins that one
Macheya: @magical_writer Savage.
caimheul: @chrono2x Currently
PsychoI3oy: chrono2x yes
LCPONY: is vin diesel on their team
josh_le_crafter: #grahamleastworstdriver
mtvcdm: Blue zone contracting at 63 left.
silverthundr: Cam's gonna #FragOut
EOstby: Jeejus, take the wheel!
mercano82: Jeej is valid.
jchinnock: Jeej is adequate driver
josh_le_crafter: Jeej invalid, please try again
caimheul: I'm waiting for the patch that randomizes door openings and car facings.
Lord_Hosk: frag grenade... BOOOM
MistahFixIt: Bruh?
t3h_f1gm3nt: bruh
VmKid: !subscribe jeej facts
Squiidd_pope: brah
josh_le_crafter: Bruh
Dix: lrrBRUH
caimheul: I thought the rifle was already a compensator lrrBEEJ
Carbonylcookie: Jeej pulled off the barrel roll and the pirouette
josh_le_crafter: !unsubscribe jeej facts
MistahFixIt: This seems like the kind of game where making the Cry Wilderness joke from MST3k is wildly inappropriate Kappa
Contiguouskittycat: !subscribe beejfacts
Ragephoenix: Cam's avatar looking something fierce
Flea_Hastings: Load the Scar?
Carbonylcookie: And the triple lutz
MrPhlip: Contiguouskittycat: brave choice
blast__femur: SCAR-L, Carl's rugged older brother
JBRedPhoenix: Who's on stream? Cam, Alex, I hear a graham... who's the last person?
splatty1: cam's character is looking pretty cool right now
josh_le_crafter: !unsubscribe servo facts
LRRbot: You are already subscribed to Servo Facts.
MistahFixIt: @JBRedPhoenix - Jeej, aka Jordan, aka RayFK
korvys: That's Chat's job
Squiidd_pope: !subscribe servo facts
LRRbot: Thank you for subscribing to Servo Facts.
Macheya: Remember your burst fire.
Flea_Hastings: I am sorry for telling you how to live your life. forgive me? <3 ?
Carbonylcookie: Jeej is last person
TStodden: Needs more indoor racoon hijinks...
terminalvelocit3: Who's playing rn?
JBRedPhoenix: Kk
Foxmar320: wow
caimheul: WOW
MistahFixIt: Jeej, Cameron, Graham, and Alex
zerg539: twitch and youtube have such different levels of base volume streaming on my tv I have to turn youtube way down and twitch way up
LCPONY: wow
KeiranCoon: @TStodden Agreed! RaccAttack
terminalvelocit3: Deert
caimheul: Do boats spawn west facing?
Kronopticon: So. we going for a Pacifist run then? lrrBEEJ
terminalvelocit3: Thx @mistahfixit
Carbonylcookie: @Zerg539 Mine is opposite
darkalter2000: Tell them about level 2 Backpack.
Flea_Hastings: I am unforgiven. I must commit Sudoku.
fishmanfishfish: every run is a pacifist run until it's not
caimheul: Boats spawn facing the beach apparently
Tarukai788: scoped auto shottie
Lord_Hosk: Graham poops rifle scopes... confirmed
EuropaEquation: that looked unnervingly like poop.
Tarukai788: would be pretty great
KeiranCoon: @Flea_Hastings Honorable sudoku! Kreygasm
Macheya: I hate sudoku.
VmKid: Lord_Hosk he should have that looked at
silverthundr: Yeah, slot that 2x onto the auto shotty.
mtvcdm: Top 50.
josh_le_crafter: Sudokuing out!?
t3h_f1gm3nt: GDI Jeej
Samwise_r: @EuropaEquation I too thought graham just pooped
sjcTheos: remember, its only honourable if there are no duplicate numbers in each row, column and square
caimheul: @VmKid By a firearm parts dealer, because that'd be a decent way to make money
Flea_Hastings: I told Cam how to live his life, and I must now Sudoku.
ogier300: They're still going! yay!
t3h_f1gm3nt: STOPIN POWAH!
PsychoI3oy: zerg539 not much different on a dekstop for me, yt is loud and twitch through streamlink/vlc is quieter
Dix: dat 1911
Foxmar320: lrrEFF
mtvcdm: On the island for once?
caimheul: Boat!
zargreus99: Ah! Cam missed closing a door! Heresy.
josh_le_crafter: Where is the sudoku sheet so I can do it honorably!!!
Macheya: How often does it focus on that island?
mtvcdm: This is going to be straight out of Rat Race.
josh_le_crafter: Take a land boat!!!
Kramburger: Hah
caimheul: Re-enact Normandy!
PsychoI3oy: dispite VLC defaulting to max preamp in the equalizer
Kramburger: *snort*
sjcTheos: sneaky sneaky *LOUD BOAT ENGINE NOISES*
Buttayobred: I know this isnt a MTG stream, but and EDH fans here willing to look into a deck for me?
Carbonylcookie: Sneakm'ns!
josh_le_crafter: Circle around the island
jchinnock: But what about crossing the bridge hmmm?
Dix: sneakmin
mtvcdm: The people who dropped on the military base and are still alive cannot believe their luck right now.
Kaorti: easey peasey lemon squeezy
silverthundr: sneaky sneaky kiki-jiki
zerg539: The Saint John Browning shall provide in your time of need if you have faith in the might of .45acp and .50bmg
josh_le_crafter: Bridge=sudoku
antoinedi_art: That's the kind of comedy i came here for thanks Cam
Samwise_r: @Buttayobred what do you have going on?
JBRedPhoenix: @buttayobred what cha thinking Lincoln