ferretbadger84: It looks like I can't link to it...
ferretbadger84: You can find it at this tumblr, though: https://mtgbracket.tumblr.com/
zatengo: i gotta say, this was a brilliant episode
Paranundrox: its got a ton of solid jokes
Compleatly: I like these new character focused episodes
Jondare: Newest Chustle is great! i love the idea that weapons companies are just ready to pounce on whatever paul invents
Paranundrox: also, I love the idea that Paul is just in touch with every weapons manufacturer
togashinaruta: I applaud the use of appropriate colored trash bags
couldntpickausername: I like this new cH approach, let's them expand the main joke a bit more
Paranundrox: "legally distinct orange cat, garf"
t3h_f1gm3nt: im happy to see Ian has finally been added to the cH intro
Compleatly: I didn't find it that funny, but the story was compelling
Compleatly: Does Paul actually know how to play flute and was playing it badly on purpose, or was the bad playing just realistic acting based on Paul's inexperience
Paranundrox: also, its less the MacArthur grant, I think
togashinaruta: although I'm a little concerned that they had bio-hazard trash bags lying around
Paranundrox: and more Paul basically being an independent weapons contractor
Twinklebees: "Moonbase Defense Systems" would be a pretty good name for a weapons contractor. Also some sort of electroprog band.
Undertowst: I think "Moonbase Defense Force" would be better, as the acronym would then be MDF, which is what it would be made out of.
LoadingReadyRun: That's Paul's flute, he used to play
somewhatclever_: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (1s ago).
bondeulv: is this where we panic?
control_rig: Amonketankaboodle
Mangledpixel: bondeulv no
Twinklebees: MDF would be the PMC that uses weapons developed by MDS.
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Foxmar320: Great episode of cH
Mangledpixel: the MDSPMCMDF?
Navi_Chem: lrrSIGNAL?
underhill33: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Macheya: New Hustle was great.
Rivulatus_: Signal
SniperPumpkin: togashinaruta I think there's a doctor's office or something similar in their building
Twinklebees: There's a Bearded Snake joke in here somewhere, I know it.
Navi_Chem: CHAT
Theycallmejokke: It's that magical time of the week!
Navi_Chem: OXENFREE IS FREE WITH PRIME
SniperPumpkin: hi Navi_Chem
Macheya: Meh
SniperPumpkin: that's nice Navi_Chem
SniperPumpkin: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrHORN
ferretbadger84: !advice
LRRbot: Ponder your fists!
flu0rspar: great advice lrrbot
bondeulv: speaking of snake beards, Norway is legalizing ownership of certain herptiles this summer
urbanvagabond: want to know something kinda creepy lol
duaiwe: Navi_Chem and by “free” you mean “free through twitch’s shitty launcher"
urbanvagabond: i accidentally found out the moon bases location
Navi_Chem: duaiwe eh, it functions
Theycallmejokke: 10 seconds HYPE!
ferretbadger84: urbanvagabond now you have acccess to all of Paul's newest technologies
bondeulv: apparently only species that wouldn't survive in "the wild" by themselves though
duaiwe: I just really don’t need another launcher. And i’d rather buy the game somewhere else than support twitch.
Mangledpixel: urbanvagabond keep that to yourself
ferretbadger84: Badger!
urbanvagabond: from watching the newest commondor hussle i don't know if i want to
BlueMechanic: I finished the Cmmodore hustle literally seconds ago
control_rig: Badger!
togashinaruta: Every launcher spends a year or two being awful
Mangledpixel: very quiet intro?
TimeToFry: Is it me or is the volume very low?
Foxmar320: No sound?
WetPaperSack: Classy
t3h_f1gm3nt: sup G+J
urbanvagabond: sounds fine to me
SniperPumpkin: sound is good
bondeulv: there is sound
Endegraf: huzza magic time
BusTed: Hey all.
UnhingedBear: hello again
bondeulv: but there wasn't any sound for the intro
urbanvagabond: that or i am really good at lip reading
DTor214: Hello! Are we still playing that U/G deck from last week?
Foxmar320: Yeah intro had no sound
Macheya: @bondeulv There was, it was just really low.
BusTed: Grelf on the shelf.
richard_ermen: Tiny Graham :D
control_rig: Lookout! Orcus is right behind you!
ferretbadger84: !highlight graham on the shelf
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Macheya: It's a little Graham!
ferretbadger84: Hi Paul!
t3h_f1gm3nt: i heard sound
EbDorian: It did for me.
lifecharacter: Accurately sized Graham.
DTor214: Intro had very quiet sound
Undertowst: It did, it was pretty quiet
control_rig: I heard the sound fine
DoktorNik: i heard sound
Navi_Chem: intro def had sound
Mangledpixel: intro had sound, it was quiet though
TimeToFry: Just play it again
Foxmar320: That better be at least a 10TB PS4
Endegraf: I heard sound too
duaiwe: Intro had sounds, it was just a little quiet.
lightpagoda: I had sound
Theycallmejokke: Of cam Paul HYPE
Macheya: It was quiet.
control_rig: There's sound
Enchubisco: It had sound
richard_ermen: I hear sound.
Foxmar320: I had no sound or it was really REALLY quite
togashinaruta: huh, i have to reload twitch a lot more often when broadcast goes live, to see the broadcast
ChaoticCrawler: *vomits sand*
Godeke: The quiet rock sounds.
Rivulatus_: It is just very quiet sound
Mangledpixel: it's like a quarter of your voices' volume
BusTed: Ahh!
ferretbadger84: Hello Paulfriend
Undertowst: It was just quiet
Endegraf: magic cancled for endless loop of lrrmtg intro
t3h_f1gm3nt: Paul plz
control_rig: We're ok with that
Foxmar320: I cranked my colume and now I can just hear it
DTor214: Ok, sound is same volume as voice now Kappa
richard_ermen: Suddenly unfocused Paul
Haydenc1247: Yay for intro's
QuantumTwitch: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (5m ago).
control_rig: Augh
Foxmar320: volume*
TimeToFry: Gee, i didn't hear any sound this time, better play the intro again
Aarek: lrrSPOOP paul
lifecharacter: Paul has blessed this stream.
control_rig: Paul
Lord_Durin: echo? or is that just me?
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
Theycallmejokke: Spoopy Paul
Undertowst: Surprise spoopy Paul.
control_rig: Please
richard_ermen: What the...Pauls hand is flimmering!
emberBecky: teeny Paul! o/
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Rivulatus_: Ahhhhh, surprise paul on the shelf
Arikele: Paul is almost optimus prime scale
richard_ermen: Why is...why is the space at Pauls hand flimmering?
UnhingedBear: just put it on loop
lifecharacter: If we play the intro again will more Paul's show up?
Buttayobred: 2x Intro of LRR for consistency
Foxmar320: Like im not messing with you guys the intro sound is super low
togashinaruta: Ahhh giant paul!
richard_ermen: So...which Paul is this? Paul-05? Or Paul-Beta?
Macheya: Oh, this deck is cool.
ChaoticCrawler: U/G PogChamp
BusTed: Big enough to ride in.
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FlameReetardantPanda: convergence. is. dumb.
Undertowst: That was not low Graham...
rarermonsters: Hands up if you want to see Graham and James play the Urza's constructed gauntlet
Undertowst: It was quite bassy.
Undertowst: The burp
Compleatly: @rarermonsters no one wants that.
rarermonsters: @Compleatly Speak for yourself
DuckRunAmok: I think the LRRMTG intro has always been a tad quiet
Compleatly: That's dangerous magic you're playing with rarermonsters.
ChaoticCrawler: < PogChamp _
Pandabamse: graham was spot on, on the first one
Foxmar320: Intro used to be loud for me now I can hardly hear it
Compleatly: disregard the fact the game is called magic
bondeulv: he was?
richard_ermen: Is Constructed a weirdo league?
rarermonsters: It's an Urza's block standard constructed
rarermonsters: From right before they banned all the cards
Blizzinam: Friendly 1v1 commander league seems pretty weirdo
ChaoticCrawler: "Friendly" Commander league LUL
Dyllbert: there is some sort of weird flashback constructed thing coming soon
Theycallmejokke: Time to make infinat wyrms
Compleatly: @rarermonsters urza's block was the *** one right
bondeulv: I pronounce bamse with more of an "eh" sound
zatengo: text not lined up
zatengo: @LoadingReadyRun
SharkHero08: Flash back constructed, where you get memory jar or lose
Undertowst: Oooohh Urza Block. That brings back memories, as that was the last time I played Magic.
SniperPumpkin: LRR comuntiy ages poll from earlier: http://www.strawpoll.me/12944293
lifecharacter: Never heard of em
Blizzinam: Literally Racist Reagan
The_Iniquitous: The "Weird" league is flashback constructed to Combo Winter.
SirElgar: Little red rider
Buttayobred: Lets Ride Rhinos !
dougma: legendary rabbvle rousers
DoktorNik: Lobster's Rock and Roll
Macheya: Little Rocket Racers!
Compleatly: James "Legendary Real Regulators" Turner.
blackwlf: Nope, this is LSV.
TrickJarrett: @LoadingReadyRun hey friends :)
Rivulatus_: @LoadingReadyRun You haven't sent a tweet out yet. You better do it before Graham get all angry dad on you.
control_rig: Wait Orange "Pop"? Not Orange Crush?
ChaoticCrawler: Luis Rott Rargas
Foxmar320: I have orange pop
Spluuga: So I'm playing the amonkhet sealed league thingy.. 3 boosters got me to 40 card deck. 4 boosters and I have a Nissa and Gideon in my pool
control_rig: 'Cause Orange Crush is the only Orange Pop I know of
FriskyMantis: lrrAWESOME / Sup all
TrickJarrett: @LoadingReadyRun - Thanks guys
UnhingedBear: now he will join the twitch stream
Macheya: There's Sunkist too.
plummeting_sloth: Ah, tape selfies
Foxmar320: Loading Time Tweet Selfie
the_dcon: James & Graham. What. Is. Up?
ferretbadger84: lrrSPOOP ?
control_rig: Is Sunkist "pop", as in carbonated?
ferretbadger84: Probably not, but...
Macheya: Yeah
the_dcon: I'm a fan
Bariumbananas217: Woo live LRRMtG
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rarermonsters: Pop is more a general term that people use to refer to flavorful drinks when they're WRONG
blackwlf: It's twitch chat, so if they lose, we'll assume lrrSPOOP
t3h_f1gm3nt: this is a very slow Boros deck
ATravellingMan: Do you guys have a gaff gun for your gaff tape?
meatak: Mtg time all the time
lifecharacter: Has MTGO figured out double flying or is that still bugged?
Dyllbert: Our 3/4 is better
Foxmar320: Twitch why won't you let me bit mine anymore. Is it because im affiliated now? Twitch plz
rarermonsters: I feel like certain members of LRR couldn't be trusted with a Gaff Gun
FITorion: where do you get gaff tape?
Buttayobred: Graham! Someone stole all the props behind you! Look in the tweet ! Kappa
somewhatclever_: I love the red rock island art. It is my favorite Island art in All of magic
lakaicheaker: just had a momir match with t3 knight of the reliquary and t4 Rafiq of the Many. So much salt from my OP I can build a road to Canada from Russia
rarermonsters: Not naming names *Bartleby*
timble4: so I have a magazine from 20 years ago with MTG prices
blackwlf: Cue mail time when they get a box full of gaff guns.
duaiwe: FITorion basically anywhere? Amazon?
ATravellingMan: Graham "basically LSV" Stark
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for that LRRMTG time. Let’s Amonkhet! https://t.co/WIBUFTPzmJ https://t.co/g5joFAKhWv
SniperPumpkin: Foxmar320 I haven't been able to for several days now, I think it's just a lack of advertisers
duaiwe: Also, Gaff Guns are nice, but really not all they’re cracked up to be.
bondeulv: how are you guys doing in your in store sealed leagues?
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ATravellingMan: The gaff gun was a lot more amusing to mess with than it was actually useful
ferretbadger84: I like the brawler with a cartouche, but serpent is nice as well
timble4: so according to this magazine you could get the entrire set of alpha for 3000USD
FITorion: never seen gaff tape in any hardware store or grocery store
control_rig: Ooooooh
control_rig: Ouch
plummeting_sloth: what?
plummeting_sloth: ahh. that sucks. That deck looked fun
Swamplor: twitch pls
Macheya: I imagine partly because everyone knows what's in your deck.
Arikele: whelp, time to race
MrTulip: sometimes *** don't work out
Foxmar320: SniperPumpkin Like the option is gone for me
TEHbigIVAN: so mtg skins in minecaft, who do you want to wield a diamond sword?
Foxmar320: I no longer even have an option to watch ads.
SniperPumpkin: oh really? huh, maybe that is because of affiliation. mine just says no ads avaliable
ChaoticCrawler: @TEHbigIVAN Emrakul, obviously
bondeulv: my deck is/was a sweet WU fliers deck with some embalm and tempo, but I've juts gotten rekt by aggro red/green strategies
Zath_: Now they can't cast out the convergence
rarermonsters: There's a weird Uncanny Valley in play with limited. The better your deck is the more likely you are to win, but if your deck is ALMOST perfect you'll go 0-3 every time
kumatsu: I also have no option to watch ads at all now
t3h_f1gm3nt: its a race!
plummeting_sloth: kitty voltron
ferretbadger84: Race me Hyena!
asthanius: Welp
Theycallmejokke: Infinite wyrms HYPE!
Foxmar320: SniperPumpkin Yeah thats why I think its from affiliation. :/
FlameReetardantPanda: hooded will have 5 power with the cartouche, so it would have been enough. but now you will have to exert lol
blackwlf: lrrCOW
asthanius: You have a blocker every turn at least
Arikele: well we have a never ending stream of chumps
Lord_Durin: does the pack have flying?
Cynical_Prophet: i apologies if you've already answered this, but does/did Paul ream play the flute?
DTor214: Now we play limitless blockers and hyena never smashes in again?
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Cynical_Prophet: *really
t3h_f1gm3nt: @Foxmar320 welp, time to make a new account to bitmine with :P
EikoandMog: Well, it's no worse than "I hope you fall off a sea cliff"
Foxmar320: t3h_f1gm3nt :(
SAiconjr: cheer100 100 cheers for draft!
Macheya: I was able to watch one whole ad for a whole 5 bits. This is a worthwhile endeavor.
blackwlf: Then glorybringer and a buff spell.
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ElChines: Big Fights!
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Foxmar320: Im surprised he still had his flute.
zatengo: not with the degraded flute he couldnt lrrBEEJ
asthanius: @blackwlf Can't attack because of Convergence
asthanius: Kappa
Mangledpixel: fig bites
Foxmar320: I played the sax in HS and sold it as soon as I graduated.
blackwlf: @Asthanius Right! I forget that part.
SniperPumpkin: Foxmar320 it's always possible that it's just twitch's layout going nuts and/or being butts
Mentlegen1: It's always nice to have an opponent you can actually talk to like you would at FNM.
t3h_f1gm3nt: it not perfect system
Theycallmejokke: The best thing about having infinite wyrms, is that you get to have Infinite wyrms
SAiconjr: I've played french horn since middle school, still play in college
asthanius: Sandwurm Convergence is the best tech against Glorybringer
Navi_Chem: you can chose to hide the type Graham
Foxmar320: SniperPumpkin True Twitch has been butts recently. I still have issues viewing on PS4.
Navi_Chem: its an option
ChaoticCrawler: Where will you be when the wurms converge?
Navi_Chem: at least for prime
rarermonsters: Have either of you guys experimented with Standard right now?
Arikele: Every time I've played convergence my opponent has had lay claim the next turn
TimeToFry: I personally love chatty opponents
hondor64: is this the deck we drafted last week?
Foxmar320: I hate the tiered subs
ferretbadger84: ChaoticCrawler- in a wurm's stomach?
ChaoticCrawler: @ferretbadger84 Not if you repented your sinful ways
SAiconjr: the shadow knows
blackwlf: The Blotch Knows!
Navi_Chem: in twitch prime settings there is a box to click "announce as twitch prime" or something
Foxmar320: Twitch knows what they did
EbDorian: @TimeToFry Yeah, playing mtg and shootin the *** with someone friendly is the best :)
Macheya: "Twitch knows what it did" would just make a great saying for the entire website.
Foxmar320: Just like James knows what he did
SniperPumpkin: #blameJAMES
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Perivale: prey is cool
somewhatclever_: !sunscorched desert
plummeting_sloth: Praey?
ferretbadger84: #blameJames
ATravellingMan: How does Twitch affiliation work?
Foxmar320: Yep I didn't last night tho
EikoandMog: James "extra beautiful" Turner :D
Foxmar320: Ill be streaming it tonight
hondor64: Is Alex going to do Prey on a Let's nope?
Mowdownjoe: I've been doing some streaming for charity recently. Even raised some money!
somewhatclever_: !card sunscorched desert
LRRbot: Sunscorched Desert | Land — Desert | When Sunscorched Desert enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target player. / {T}: Add {C} to your mana pool.
DapperGentlemancer: Hey all
BusTed: Adam is enriching himself.
asthanius: There's so little lag, I keep forgetting that it exists. It's a weird feeling.
SniperPumpkin: !highlight hot take
LRRbot: Highlight added.
lifecharacter: The hottest of takes.
Mentlegen1: Let's go hot take, let's go!
plummeting_sloth: pretty room temperature take
loki_lxix: hot take is it was hot garbage?
Foxmar320: Well ill be streaming Prey tonight unless your around to work on your sword quest in Destiny G
Macheya: That was Adam's take too.
Alness49: That's the criticism we listen to SWS for!
BusTed: It does have spoops.
meatak: Throw it on the ground James
DapperGentlemancer: Ooh, Sandwurm Convergence?! Are we plaing Shai Hulud tribal?