ObsceneSymphony: they're FOUR hours behind me :/
ObsceneSymphony: why must I choose between Cam and sleep
TheMadPunter: @ObsceneSymphony .......where are you, Halifax?...
Alesha_WhoSmilesAtDeath: Eh, it's 4am here
Taichanie: ObsceneSymphony because lifes a beach.
Selenes92: Hi everyone!
ObsceneSymphony: @TheMadPunter not right in the city, but very close to Halifax yes
Jimrabbit: #lettomplay
Maddrius: Evening @Selenes92
ObsceneSymphony: good guess!
Mavrande: "A or B?" "Yes!"
misteline: Yes! Serrrrrrrge.
Kramburger: #POWERSERGE
ylegm: hahaha serge
Toxpin: You guys got me into this game today too.
TwilightAvalon: #POWERSERGE
Rivulatus_: #serge
Selenes92: Dear Deck Doctor Cam - Do I need fetchlands to play Canadian Highlander?
Taichanie: This doesn't seem like serge...
mastershake29x: #powerserge
JustAConspiracy: serge's bulge is actual size #judgefacts
koshindan: Is this cross platform?
jonlevir: Invite Serge!
Sylenctone: this game is real good
Navi_Chem: Kate confirmed hates serge
TheMadPunter: @ObsceneSymphony Boom! Called it. Yeah I usually forget there are people in the timezone east of Eastern
macelight: why is everyone in there underware
Foxmar320: Power Serge lol
Beefpants: #TeamKroze
Kramburger: Tom is better Kate
Selenes92: Because it's a pants off dance off
Taichanie: koshindan isn't this only on windows?
ObsceneSymphony: @TheMadPunter Atlantic time! It a thing!
shamrocksheik: Team No Pants is best team
t3h_f1gm3nt: #TeamAshton
AnotherEli: What if Tom is a savant?
ObsceneSymphony: Also newfoundland time but I'm not THAT far east
shamrocksheik: also, pants have no benefits so why wear them
Taichanie: Team PrettyBoys.
Carbonylcookie: The synchronized swaying is mezmerizing
jonlevir: #TeamPowerserge
anonynym: #TeamKate
misteline: @navi_chem how could anyone hate Serge?
Rivulatus_: #teamSerge
anonynym: kstarkGlass
Taichanie: #TeamBeautifulboys
TheMadPunter: @ObsceneSymphony Ahyup. Do you guys adhere to Daylight Savings? We do in the US, and it's a real pain in the dick
samlarson1227: hi cam
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Dascylus: Nothing like going out and filling people with bullets while in your underpants.
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Foxmar320: lol
deinonychus24: Kate is leaving to form her own team
Beefpants: Haha
samlarson1227: its sad to see you not playing magic, but hi
underhill33: Those cheekbones are high AF
Beefpants: Cam made a funny
AdmiralMemo: Haha
Kramburger: But dat bulge do
Djshire: lol
Mavrande: lol
Rivulatus_: They are deffinitly cheeck bones
duaiwe: Smooth, cam.
samlarson1227: i love you cam
QuietMyth: Oh hey it's this!
ObsceneSymphony: @TheMadPunter yep, but I don't have too much of a problem with it personally. I mean, my phone does it automatically so that's all I need
Taichanie: deinonychus24 The "Mother Loving Gs"?
All_mankind: jamieCare
AdmiralMemo: !highlight Uh, yes.
TheMadPunter: Cam with the smooth brag
Foxmar320: :P
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Zachasaurs: LUL
Rivulatus_: "Yes" that was the answer I was looking for
Szyael: Cam is objectively the most attractive LRR
SnowB0und: Hahahaha, thanks Cam
SnowB0und: I deserved that
Mavrande: Fill your underpants with bullets
JustAConspiracy: This is the sequel to the truman show
damullet14: split the difference, fill your underpants with bullets
Kramburger: Serge is bae
Carbonylcookie: That man ALWAYS fills out his underpants
damullet14: dang it Mavrande
user_with_name17: they can still fly planes
QuietMyth: Anyone know what happened to the TTC? i thought it'd be up by now ;-;
aesir_blade: If you fill your underpants with bullets, please go see a doctor.
JustAConspiracy: they've installed cameras in people's eyes
Vn497: But what about filling your underpands WITH BULLETS?
JustAConspiracy: It's like a prequel to GAM3R
Dascylus: Cam's character looks suscpiciously like a really skinny Dwayne Johnson
Navi_Chem: I still say you are all convicts who have been given the chance at freedom by competeing in a deathgame
AdmiralMemo: To be fair, there's not much LIVE anything
TheExactSame: I should learn to fish
dougma: I think that says more about the authors than it does about society at large
amythist: I like how Cam is jsut crouched down staring contemplatively out at the sea
t3h_f1gm3nt: its because baked beans are ambrosia in post-apocalyptia
Carbonylcookie: My post-apocalypse plan is to be "That chick who knows how to make antibiotics"
CulturalGeekGirl: Forested areas in the US wil be the best for the post-apocalypse.
Mavrande: GET IN THE SEA
Beefpants: Don't pee in the water in case there are those fishes that swim up the stream
Molvanian: Dr Cam I assume the reason people are eating from cans is to show the desperation of the remnant of humanity subsisting on the remains of a dead civilization.
CulturalGeekGirl: you can release pigs and chickens into the woods and come back for them periodically
Taichanie: "We are Legion We are Bob" has them growing cutsu in space to feed the planet.
Himyul: my post apocalyptic plan is to be dead.
Foxmar320: every game needs a fishing mini game
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Grifwich: Cam, what's a First Amendment issue I can write my final paper on
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All_mankind: there should be room for at least one story about a group of postapocalyptic farmers just doing farmer stuff in the middle of nowhere
Rivulatus_: Dont do the base
Beefpants: Transform and roll out
solahwin_tampramain: myth its two howers long and #blame xplit
ObsceneSymphony: that's true, these people are from victoria, they should be automatically running for the sea
MistahFixIt: I'm reading a book right now actually called 'The Knowledge' by Lewis Dartnell which is basically "The apocalypse has happened, human progress has reset to Zero. How do we get back to where we were?" and its fascinating tbh
Solemn_storm: F R A G I N B O I S
Papperslappen: My head canon is that a 100 people wants chicken dinner but only one can get it and they decide to fight it out on an island in the black sea
Zachasaurs: il give them 2 minutes after landing before they all get shot
korvys: There was a nice gun under that antena array in a previous game
TheMadPunter: @ObsceneSymphony Fair enough. For me it's more of a pain when dealing with regions that don't follow it, because then the differential shifts and I can never keep it straight. Plus I'm right on the border between Eastern and Central, and my cousin lives in Central, so whenever we visit each other it's a whole thing
Kramburger: Lot of downed planes in front of the base
ObsceneSymphony: @Papperslappen explanation: only one chicken on the island
ylegm: holy crap
Rivulatus_: You are not first
ylegm: all dem bois
Carbonylcookie: I still think they need to have yellow hats and reenact all the drama of Battle Royale
Beefpants: If you wade too far into the sea Santa grabs your legs and drags you down into the depths never to be seen again
CulturalGeekGirl: @All_mankind I wrote a zombie short story once about how Wafflehouse becomes a series of neutral ground outposts with ties to food suppliers
TheMadPunter: @Beefpants I... don't think that's Santa you're thinking of...
All_mankind: funky
MistahFixIt: Bang?
Mavrande: Cam runs up the stairs, across the roof, and down the other stairs, for no reason
CulturalGeekGirl: Because the wafflehouse index is a real thing the government uses to assess disasters
mtvcdm: Yep. Land on the military base and commit yourself to a 'first person to find a gun wins' firefight.
Beefpants: Santas natural home is the sea
jonlevir: geez, this is reminding me of Battle Royale hardcore
TheMadPunter: @CulturalGeekGirl That actually sounds pretty sweet... pun intendd
Carbonylcookie: I have a lot of "rebuild science" plans for potential apocalypses
Foxmar320: Perfect lol
Navi_Chem: AUTOZONE
Beefpants: Level 2 Helmet Hair
Himyul: Navi_Chem I thought that too
ObsceneSymphony: @TheMadPunter I feel like it would be a lot easier if the entire country either adhered or didn't, and I don't really understand the hard opposition. I think it makes perfect sense to try and keep schedules within natural waking cycles
TheMadPunter: @Carbonylcookie Good. Someone has to. Backups yo.
rucdoc: if you are in the zone, did you bring bolts?
MistahFixIt: @CulturalGeekGirl - That's... actually kind of fascinating, logistically. Cuz from my experience in America, EVERYWHERE has at least 1 Waffle House.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: I've never been to a Waffle House.
boristhewizard: Can confirm, we have a waffle house
mtvcdm: We don't have Waffle Houses here, but we do have IHOP's.
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: ^
fantusta: FEMA uses a waffle house index after disasters apparently
TheMadPunter: @ObsceneSymphony Wait, you mean some of Canada adheres and the rest doesn't? GAAAAHHHH
duaiwe: Waffle Houses are largely south/east, yes?
MistahFixIt: Waffle Houses are... odd places. Particularly at 3am
CulturalGeekGirl: Yeah. Well there's a thing in the fiction that you go north far enough and it's dunkin country
shurtal: Nearest waffle house to me is 40 miles away, and that makes me sad
Aziraphalesshop: Shall I call you Logan Weapon X?
anonynym: I'm amazed how quickly Cam has improved at this game. Yesterday on Kate's stream it seemed like he needed a lot of hand holding.
All_mankind: it's probably different if you're in America and have waffle houses
damullet14: Waffle House is strictly superior to IHOP in terms of chain breakfast nooks
Trippzen: I'm not sure I've ever seen a waffle house
Carbonylcookie: @TheMadPunter I have notebooks and hard drives and things memorized. I gotta know how to make my meds by heart.
mtvcdm: Actually, my pancake place is None Of The Above, because there's a local place the town south of me.
blast__femur: all the scariest interactions I've ever had with strangers have taken place at a Waffle House
Mavrande: Inventory Management Simulator 2017
ObsceneSymphony: @TheMadPunter I THINK Alberta doesn't do I but I can't be sure
Arclight_Dynamo: CulturalGeekGirl: And Canada is the land of Tim Horton's. :P
MrPhlip: It's like the rule that 90% of everything is garbage... any given defined region of space within America is approximately 70% Waffle House
TheMadPunter: @CulturalGeekGirl That's called realism :-D
JustAConspiracy: personally I think rainy is the only way this map should ever be
damullet14: and yeah, most Waffle Housen are south of the mason dixon
CulturalGeekGirl: But the thing that makes Waffle House really cool is that they have a whole procedure for opening or staying open during disasters
Himyul: James found a rail gun???
MistahFixIt: Actually I think I remember reading an Op Ed recently (like, in the last year or so) about how in the South, Waffle Houses become gathering points during natural disasters
ObsceneSymphony: @Damullet14 I've never seen a waffle house or an IHOP
MistahFixIt: Like in really-real life
CulturalGeekGirl: what can be cooked without electricity? they have a limited menu designed for disaster
duaiwe: I like that statue.
TheMadPunter: @MrPhlip Only south of Mason/Dixon
JustAConspiracy: @MistahFixIt Yup. 538 did one on that correlation.
TStodden: What is this "Waffle House" that you speak of?
ObsceneSymphony: and yeah, Timmies is possibly the most canadian thing
damullet14: ObsceneSymphony: If you ever go to any state south of Virginia your odds improve
JustAConspiracy: @TStodden Did Obi Wan never tell you the story about the house of waffles?
duaiwe: TStodden mediocre chain restaurant.
Trippzen: Thinking you definitely want to stick together at this point regardless, so you don't just get picked off.
Beefpants: This is super weird sometimes. I remember logging into a text shell to use internet and getting files over ftp. I didn't even have http functionality it was all telnet and gopher
MistahFixIt: @JustAConspiracy Ah yes thank you now I know where to look for it! SeemsGood
Aziraphalesshop: Closest Waffle House to me I have to go down to Delaware
TheMadPunter: @CulturalGeekGirl Wait, really? I'd love to read that employee manual
ObsceneSymphony: not only is it the "Canadian Coffee Place" but its founder was a professional hockey player for years
Tarukai788: dang
AnotherEli: lrrEFF
amythist: yup waffle house makes a lot of food that can be prepped en mass and many of the ingredients are not super perishable
Hesk1el: #Jamesout
Mavrande: What is cover?
Beefpants: When Cam dies I imagine his Char doing a little *toot* in his underpants.
TStodden: I've only seen them in Blue Collar Comedy Tour... but never in person.
TheMadPunter: @ObsceneSymphony I thought moose were the most Canadian... or maybe curling...
ObsceneSymphony: @Damullet14 I originally thought IHOP was an IKEA type place
Aziraphalesshop: My guilty pleasure down south is Bob Evans though
CulturalGeekGirl: @Themadpunter I think it's googleable there was a PDF going around a few years ago
JustAConspiracy: I wish the observer cam was more accurate.
Rivulatus_: Got to love the spectator shooting lag
WraithianGaming: never spli- all- always split the party!
damullet14: ObsceneSymphony: IKEA does have a surprisingly good restaurant, so you're not TOO far off
All_mankind: the closest breakfast restaurant to me is probably across the atlantic
RealGamerCow: There's a waffle house in Scranton? That's only 5 hours away or so!
Mavrande: James you need to point the gun at the head
JustAConspiracy: by that i mean the observer camera, the observer, Cam, is a fine human.
TheMadPunter: @amythist Now that I think about that, it's actually a little worrying
ObsceneSymphony: @TheMadPunter Tims often sponsors curling, but the big sponsors are Scotties for some reason
Rivulatus_: Makes james looks so bad at shooting
Lord_Hosk: So is this your new Dark souls Cameron,
damullet14: get them swedish meatballs
TheMadPunter: @Damullet14 Seconded
gravity_pike: is it just an artifact that looks like james is shooting behind them?
ObsceneSymphony: @Damullet14 I've also never seen an IKEA (we don't really have them in the maritimes)
MistahFixIt: Yeah Tim Horton was a hockey player... and unfortunately like many rockstar hockey players he was fond of drinking, and driing very fast. Until his untimely death when he hit an overpass column in St. Catherines with his sports car at high speed.
Foxmar320: Remember spectator view is not 100% accurate on what the player is actually seeing
Beefpants: Next time Cam streams Pub-Guh he's going to be wearing full camo gear on stream
Rivulatus_: @gravity_pike it is just the spectator lag ther
TheMadPunter: @All_mankind They don't have breakfast restaurants in Europe? Or... Asia?
Rivulatus_: He isnt actually that bad
MistahFixIt: The vehicle was said to have disintegrated on impact. To this day, you can still find Tim Bits all over Canada Kappa
ObsceneSymphony: @MistahFixIt maybe the booze helps calm the concussion symptoms
JustAConspiracy: Just start going for the Cars again
Carbonylcookie: Cam in camo to be on camera
TheMadPunter: @ObsceneSymphony Go figure
macelight: I work in an ikea restrant and can confirm food is good
All_mankind: nott hat i know
deinonychus24: Yeah, I was thinking "wow, James can't aim", then remembered it was spectator view
TacitusVigil: Don't worry, It won't apply soon enough.
chrono2x: First amendment issues are my specialty (literally, I'm a librarian)
Talin06: porn?
JustAConspiracy: First amendment issue: Defend the Westboro Baptist church's right to picket military funerals.
Aziraphalesshop: @Macelight I had the cold salmon sandwich reccently. Very tasty
Asterysk_Mike: Awesome Cam on stream YAY
Beefpants: I've found there are three types of Law. What's written on paper, what people THINK the law is, and what actually flies in court.
TheMadPunter: @Carbonylcookie Cam in camo to have a cameo on candid camera
samlarson1227: @chrono2x i would say that a great topic is hate speech and whether that is protected
amythist: TheMadPunter well I mean for the most part to make waffles it's a bunch of dry ingredients then eggs/milk, but you can even substitute in for the milk
ObsceneSymphony: #notupontheUSshit
damullet14: Macelight: A chain furniture store really has no business having any restaurant, let alone a restaurant as good as IKEA does
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: Also like free speech has a lot of possibilities.
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misteline: There's a lot of supression of protest happening at the present
chrono2x: samlarson1227, that is a good one (that also has library ethics crossover)
Lord_Hosk: First Amendment, thats the no soldiers in your house one right?
OriginalGarwulf: Could try going with prohibition - an attempt to legislate morality that just fails.
Grifwich: I just would like to be able to cite cases, my professor loves cases
Arclight_Dynamo: Beefpants: "What flies in court" is also known as "case law." :P
mtvcdm: That's 3rd.
JustAConspiracy: @Lord_Hosk that's 3rd
AdmiralMemo: Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: Like, why free speech isn't unlimited? That's a good start. -)
macelight: Damullet14, true
Carbonylcookie: @TheMadPunter Cam in camo as a cameo pin in his camo camisole.
zargreus99: Ugh. I had a long day and needed this.
Xed_Regulus: Checks & Balances, and how the Legislature (Congress & Senate) are to hope check on the power of the Executive (Presidency)
duaiwe: How about just going off on an entire rant about the difference between freedom of speech and forcing people to listen.
Trippzen: Lord_Hosk I think that's the one about cutting soldiers into 4 equal parts.
TheMadPunter: @amythist ...powdered milk I suppose. Ok yeah, that's perhaps not as sinister as I'd originally surmised
Kramburger: 500 subs
Rivulatus_: 500 subs
OriginalGarwulf: And it's an amendment that actually got repealed, and that doesn't happen often.
jonlevir: We still are owed that 24 hour stream
deinonychus24 just subscribed with a $4.99 sub. deinonychus24 subscribed for 20 months in a row!
deinonychus24: Let's get to 500!
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Rivulatus_: I don't think we got this
Maddrius: never challenge chat
jonlevir: he has 1 more year to give it to us
Xed_Regulus: **hold, not hope
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: Exactly like where does free speech cross into slander and things like that.
TStodden: Can we get a 12 hour stream @ 250 instead?
AdmiralMemo: Does that include Patrons too?
Himyul: James is already committed to a 24 hour stream like a year and a half from now
macelight: also the cooks hate the cold salmon sanwich as they are a pain to make and they always have some left over
TheMadPunter: @Carbonylcookie O stop, I'm getting the vapours *blush*
Trippzen: 1 bit counts as 1 sub too right?
ObsceneSymphony: I'd sub but alas, no money
mtvcdm: Only 391 to go. We have 672 people in here. I have faith in chat.
Hesk1el: 500 on one stream or blanket 500 subs?
duaiwe: OriginalGarwulf I think that's actually the only one?
Walkingharder just subscribed with a $4.99 sub. Walkingharder subscribed for 36 months in a row!
Walkingharder: I guess 500 it is\
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Beefpants: A shed. There's a shed up there.
ylegm: stalber is a bunch of ruins filled with crossbows
MrPhlip: 112/500 = 5 hours 23 minutes?
jonlevir: Himyul within the next year and a half
OriginalGarwulf: Makes it all the more unique.
mastershake29x: @Hesk1el 500 today
Carbonylcookie: @TheMadPunter Oh lordy lordy! The vapors!
ObsceneSymphony: @Beefpants don't tell them where I live
Papperslappen: James, would you rather do 1 24h stream or 24 1h streams?
Beefpants: I'm pretty sure its where Mulder found the transmission from space
Hesk1el: Aha
MistahFixIt: I was fully prepared to apologize for that terrible joke but I guess it got lost in the shuffle
JustAConspiracy: @Papperslappen 24 24 hour streams.
Contiguouskittycat: Ahh that was a nice nap.
TheMadPunter: @JustAConspiracy Yikes, that's like a month
CulturalGeekGirl: if anyone's curious about the waffle house thing, here's a good but really dry and academic case study from economics journal: 46487174_Waffle_House_Restaurants_hurricane_response_A_case_study
Haydenc1247: Cam is it the lights or is your hair silver
damullet14: Would you rather 1 horse-sized stream or 100 stream-sized horses
Himyul: Jonlevir do you have a clip of when he said that? I figure he's the welching type without incontrovertible evidence
AdmiralMemo: CulturalGeekGirl That link borked
anonynym: Actually, given the number of states suing the federal government, the 10th amendment could be a good topic
JustAConspiracy: @TheMadPunter That's not even 1 February. Suck it up you pansy.
AdmiralMemo: !highlight Mememememe
LRRbot: Highlight added.
amythist: TheMadPunter can even jsut use water in a pinch but yeah it's a lot of stuff that you don't really have to worry about refridgeration and the like and you can prepare pretty big batches of batter fairly easily and feed a small army
jonlevir: Himyul I know someone does. It's on one of the vods that's already on the youtube
Himyul: Jonlevir at least that's what his ice cream record indicates
rarermonsters: @anonynym There's really nothing to say about the 10th, it's been legally irrelevant since the civil war
Tarukai788: fingerless gloves! can't lose
t3h_f1gm3nt: fingerless gloves. CAN'T LOSE!
mastershake29x: pants? why?
bawkbawkboo1: On the 1st a. paper: If you want something relatively light and self-contained, which you migtht not you could look at the "ballot selfie" laws beings struck down
Jimrabbit: CAMERON! Why pants?
fishmanfishfish: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Twitch channel, not the woods.
TheMadPunter: @JustAConspiracy Hey I don't really care; I'M not the one doing the streaming
Pharmacistjudge: do pants and shirts have any bonuses?
Contiguouskittycat: I think it should be a rule at LRR that if you ever reach 500 subs in a day, the person who was streaming during the 500th sub has do to a 24 hour stream. Or at least a little dance.
Hesk1el: It not perfect system
18zcooper: It not perfect system
mtvcdm: It not perfect system.
zargreus99: And a cam is clothed.
anonynym: @rarermonsters I thought it was the ninth was irrelevent
mtvcdm: That drift.
JustAConspiracy: @Contiguouskittycat They should also make themed snacks
TheMadPunter: @amythist ...of Road Warriors
ObsceneSymphony: I'd like a little dance
tweed_falcon: Hey guys, is it worth it to buy this game if my laptop won't run it well?
JustAConspiracy: Do a little dance
AdmiralMemo: Pharmacistjudge Regular ones, no. There are padded ones and other stuff
JustAConspiracy: make a little love
JustAConspiracy: get down tonight
18zcooper: @Hesk1el @mtvcdm Kappa
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Contiguouskittycat: @JustAConspiracy Graham's Editor -O's!
rarermonsters: @anonynym The 9th isn't often brought up, but the 10th amendments guarantee of state powers evaporated after the civil war and the 13th-15th amendments
ylegm: saverny is usually a letdown as well
OriginalGarwulf: Possibly not? I mean, this does seem to be a game where if it lags out on you, you die...
MistahFixIt: Get in the fuppin' Datsun, Shinji Kappa
hiimpimento: smo-sm-sm-smo-sm-smo
JustAConspiracy: Cam Jam and James Jelly
ObsceneSymphony: is there anyone in here from Newfoundland or further east?
JustAConspiracy: with Penelope Peanutbutter
TheWanderingNomad: I like how every car here is a bussing 80s Dacia
OriginalGarwulf: Aside from Europe, what's further east than Newfoundland?
Paranundrox: @ObsceneSymphony almost certainly a few
ObsceneSymphony: @Origin\
ObsceneSymphony: whoops
AdmiralMemo: !highlight Knock them out
MistahFixIt: Oh f- it IS a Dacia, too
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Hesk1el: @18zcooper @mtvcdm jinx
silverthundr: what happened I missed
t3h_f1gm3nt: !ing
LRRbot: nginginginging...
ObsceneSymphony: @OriginalGarwulf aside from ocean, the occasional uncharted island maybe
MistahFixIt: lrrFINE
AdmiralMemo: Hahaha
TheMadPunter: @JustAConspiracy And Graham Crackers - o wait
Beefpants: Two Wheel Bonus!
SharkHero08: So who's playing?
Contiguouskittycat: @JustAConspiracy Paul Poutine.
Arclight_Dynamo: OriginalGarwulf: Greenland?
TheWanderingNomad: Also is max squad limit 4 or 5?
Arclight_Dynamo: OriginalGarwulf: Or, like, Africa.
MistahFixIt: Max Squad is 4 iirc
TwistedShout: 4.
duaiwe: TheWanderingNomad 4.
Rivulatus_: 4
OriginalGarwulf: My wife just mentioned Greenland and Iceland.
amythist: SharkHero08 Cam, James, RayFK, and KAte will be in next run again
JustAConspiracy: !highlight them Duke Boys
deinonychus24: bump
ObsceneSymphony: oh yeah! Those countries
Arclight_Dynamo: OriginalGarwulf: Iceland is Europe. But I think Greenland is a subcontinent.
Kate: i love this game so much holy ***
TheWanderingNomad: Thank you all
misteline: @culturalgeekgirl that waffle house thing is very interesting, thank you for sharing
TheMadPunter: @SharkHero08 Cam, James, Kate, and someone I don't know... sorry last person
Arclight_Dynamo: TheMadPunter: @SharkHero08 Jeej.
AdmiralMemo: TheMadPunter Jordan
Djshire: Really Kate?
ylegm: Jordan, aka Jeej
NathanJay787: scopes are 10, 100, 1000, and 1111
ObsceneSymphony: I'm just trying to figure out if I'm the only one coming to you from May 12
Hesk1el: What's going to be hilarious is if there's a random bush on the map that just sends cars flying.
solahwin_tampramain: james matt and cam
Arclight_Dynamo: Jeej = Jordan =RayFK
Buttayobred: @Kate Ever played DayZ ? If you like this you may enjoy its zombie counterpart
t3h_f1gm3nt: GDI James
solahwin_tampramain: kw
solahwin_tampramain: e
Rivulatus_: #blamejames
TheMadPunter: @AdmiralMemo Who's Jordan? Y'all seem to know him
OriginalGarwulf: It's May 12th here in about 35 minutes.
solahwin_tampramain: kate is on discord
AdmiralMemo: TheMadPunter RayFK
AdmiralMemo: TheMadPunter Did you ever watch Desert Bus?
MistahFixIt: I think I'd enjoy this more than DayZ tbh
rucdoc: what's wrong with the P92?
MistahFixIt: But then every zombie game since L4D2 is a bore to me
AdmiralMemo: solahwin_tampramain Matt isn't here
TheMadPunter: @AdmiralMemo Always. Must just not be making the connection...
TheWanderingNomad: Does anyone else think that Cam's cahracter looks kind oflike a young Mads Miekkelsen?
mtvcdm: I got guns in my head and they won't go.
TwilightAvalon: Beretta92 isnt bad
solahwin_tampramain: @admiralmemo not matt??
jonlevir: Cam seems to leave a lot of ammo behind. Does the game just go that fast?
ylegm: not matt, Jordan
ylegm: not all ammo is equal
TwistedShout: mistahfixit: you're likely right. it's very good, if almost stalker levels of buggy.
solahwin_tampramain: sounds like matt... i got confused
Kate: @Buttayobred I haven't. There's a zombie mod for this game thooooo
AdmiralMemo: TheMadPunter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjwkJO3jhzI This guy
JustAConspiracy: @Jonlevir it's ammo for guns he doesn't ahve
Hesk1el: Dual wield crowbars
solahwin_tampramain: have not seen a DB yet...
AdmiralMemo: solahwin_tampramain No, it's Jordan, RayFK, or Jeej :-D
amythist: rucdoc realistically not much, in this game handguns are just so outclassed by other weapon types many people don't even bother picking them up
jonlevir: ah. I thought I saw him leaving behind shotgun ammo, so I was confused
misteline: night team, night chat cats
ObsceneSymphony: @LoadingReadyRun what's the current sub count? Are we close to the 24hr stream?
JustAConspiracy: @Jonlevir nah that was for the other pistol
Hesk1el: Night @misteline
jonlevir: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 114 (new subscribers: 37, returning subscribers: 75, new patrons: 2), bits cheered: 5000, new followers: 41
JustAConspiracy: @ObsceneSymphony no, about 350 away
ObsceneSymphony: @misteline ourvs
ObsceneSymphony: aw
duaiwe: ObsceneSymphony its in the upper right.
JustAConspiracy: @ObsceneSymphony About 390 away
fantusta: Only 388 subs to go
MistahFixIt: @ObsceneSymphony Storm count is the cloud icon on the overlay. That's how many subs we've had today
mastershake29x: @ObsceneSymphony the 24 hour stream would require probably doubling their all time best day
iammorthos: Is kate's machine not able to stream and play concurrently? That would be cool
ObsceneSymphony: oh, the goal is for 500 in ONE DAY?
Ipsen13 just subscribed with a $4.99 sub. Ipsen13 subscribed for 13 months in a row!
Ipsen13: -cough-
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AdmiralMemo: TheMadPunter Know who it is now?
Carbonylcookie: So, what is the distance on a crossbow? And how much damage does it do?
ObsceneSymphony: this is what I missed
JustAConspiracy: @Carbonylcookie it's bad. That's all i know.
Kate: @Iammorthos I've been streaming it non-stop for the last week
jonlevir: Because the last time James challenged the chat he lost and owes us a 24 hour stream within the next year and a half
Djshire: hey chats, whats on AFK tomorrow?
mtvcdm: iammorthos, twitch.tv/kate
OriginalGarwulf: Kate apparently has a friend testing the game on her machine from her Steam account, which knocked her off for the moment.
jonlevir: I like this game better than overwatch
MistahFixIt: Buttpan Get! lrrAWESOME
Carbonylcookie: @JustAConspiracy I thought it was bad because it was slow to reload?
OriginalGarwulf: At least, that's my understanding.
AdmiralMemo: iammorthos It can. Kate was lending her account to someone who didn't know if the rig could handle it before buying
Arclight_Dynamo: Djshire: MTG. They're drafting an Alex cube. Though, if he's sick... might change.
ObsceneSymphony: @Carbonylcookie are we talking in-game or irl?
mastershake29x: @Djshire magic draft, probably amonkhet
Beefpants: Every stream is Pub-Guh
hiimpimento: ahh, chicken dinner and coffee for lunch
Kate: I'm coming back in the next round
koshindan: It should be pan not pants.
silverthundr: Pan party!
Beefpants: There is only Pub-Guh
iammorthos: I mean like now. So we get both her and Cam's viewpoint
duaiwe: Jonlevir they don't really seem comparable
JustAConspiracy: @Carbonylcookie it seems to suffer more from latency than other weapons.
ObsceneSymphony: oh sweet! MTG tomorrow!
Carbonylcookie: @ObsceneSymphony I meant in-game but I am now interested irl
Kate: @Iammorthos Ah, nah. This is Cam's stream time and my one night off :P
jonlevir: duaiwe for a viewing experience. I cannot watch overwatch
JustAConspiracy: @Carbonylcookie I haven't done anything hard experimenting, but that's been my experience thusfar.
ObsceneSymphony: @Carbonylcookie they're pretty freaking neat irl. Can take down a moose.
iammorthos: I dig.
RealGamerCow: Cam is styling now
t3h_f1gm3nt: Jonlevir same
Beefpants: Do you dig graves?
Carbonylcookie: @JustAConspiracy So, super slow? Seems about right.
Kate: @Iammorthos Tomorrow night tho. Def PUBG
AdmiralMemo: So quiet now
iammorthos: Point of order, is it not sweet to do on your day off what you do for a living.
duaiwe: Jonlevir oh, for watching? yeah, i probably agree. although watching a solo stream seems similarly droll
MistahFixIt: I dig our look... very Pripyat Chic Kappa
Xed_Regulus: I'm getting nervous
Kate: @Iammorthos oh for SURE
amythist: in game the crossbows are decently strong, but are only really reliable out to like 45 yards
Beefpants waits for someone to get the reference
Carbonylcookie: @ObsceneSymphony I've only ever shot very very small ones irl. I would believe they are neato af
jonlevir: duaiwe overwatch is a completely unwatchable game for me
AdmiralMemo: I wish I could stream for a living.
MistahFixIt: Overwatch is fun to play, but a chore to watch imo
TheWanderingNomad: Wait by Highlander Cube does that mean 100 card decks or just single copies of everything?
Carbonylcookie: An omlette stroke?
TheExactSame: I dub our car, Sparky
AdmiralMemo: MistahFixIt Same
JustAConspiracy: @Carbonylcookie probably best at midrange, wouldn't go sniping with it, but might be good as you get to the final few people and need to stay hidden
hiimpimento: cam, did you pass up a machete to keep your frypan?
EOstby: Yep, I know what James is talking about.
amythist: like they will 1 shot knockout people without body armor, but they take like 5 minutes to reload
lirelent: does cam enjoy the game?
AdmiralMemo: MistahFixIt I don't even like watching TF2 but love playing it
Beefpants: Justin Timberlake is a pretty funny guy, the kid from NSYNC, who knew?
duaiwe: Jonlevir yeah, i understand. I really can't watch any single player game. I'd rather just *play* a game at that point.
Darth_Wooper: Yo, Beefpants, I can dig it! lrrBEEJ
terminalvelocit3: Cam driver is best driver
ObsceneSymphony: bows and crossbows are crazy because when you watch the arrows fly, they look so light and slow but then they bury themselves to the fletching into the flank of a large animal and you remember that there's force behind that pointy stick
duaiwe: Watching multiple people interact on stream is fun though
bigigg: Who's he playing w/?
Juliamon: Literally saves your ***
Beefpants: "They're alright, yeah" - The Young Ones
Carbonylcookie: @JustAConspiracy Hmmm. Makes sense. It seems like a weapon for serious sneaksm'n times
TheWanderingNomad: Wait when did we get a BeejKappa!?
mastershake29x: butt armor
Juliamon: Last week
Kuolar: Cam.. you have a gas can..
jonlevir: duaiwe it's funny, I love watching single player games, and most multiplayer games. Overwatch is the first hard pass spectator experience I've had
AdmiralMemo: bigigg It's Cam, James, Jordan, and in next round Kate
hiimpimento: oh, frypan is arsemour? ok, that excuses not running around being Machete
t3h_f1gm3nt: @TheWanderingNomad last week
Arclight_Dynamo: bigigg: Kate, James, Jeej/RayFK
MistahFixIt: @AdmiralMemo - ...I miss TF2.
amythist: bigigg James, Kate is talking but not in this game, and Jordan (RayFK)
MistahFixIt: Or more accurately, I miss TF2, circa 2009 lrrAWW
JustAConspiracy: is anyone else getting carsick?
Beefpants: Man what was that terrible movie? Yahoo Serious?
TheWanderingNomad: Oh bus, a car that's not a Dacia!?
t3h_f1gm3nt: before the hat debacle you mean @MistahFixIt
TheExactSame: ok. now I need a jeep name
JustAConspiracy: @MistahFixIt me too :[
Tarukai788: mmm textures
AdmiralMemo: MistahFixIt: There are OG TF2 servers out there with no upgrades.
bigigg: @AdmiralMemo @Arclight_Dynamo @amythist Thank you!
Paranundrox: if it wasn't for all the murders
MistahFixIt: @AdmiralMemo - I should look for some of them... or make one of my own.
ObsceneSymphony: PLayerUnknown's Picnics
MrPhlip: So what actually happens if you leave the blue circle? Do you just instadie, or?
silenceaux: You can see why people used to live here
Hesk1el: So we mod the game to be Animal Crossing
Beefpants: Reckless Kelly!
TheWanderingNomad: Paranundrox - But the murder is what makes it even better!
zargreus99 just subscribed with Twitch Prime!
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JustAConspiracy: !highlight Them Duke Boys Are At It Again
mtvcdm: Outside the blue you take chip damage.
Djshire: MrPhlip DOT damage
LRRbot: Highlight added.
t3h_f1gm3nt: @MrPhlip you take DoT
Himyul: MrPhlip it puts a DOT on you
Foxmar320: MrPhlip Take damge of time
Beefpants: Anybody remember Reckless Kelly?
Tokkanada: Muh Jimmies
setralynn: I was saving my sub for Friday's draft. But the chance to torment James is so strong....
hiimpimento: sick jumps yo
significant_otter2: those physics tho
Juliamon: I'd love to go for a hike here, explore some of the abandoned buildings, have a picnic on the roof of one
TwilightAvalon: "Loot Georgapool" That never ends well
AdmiralMemo: setralynn I know that feel
solahwin_tampramain: @mrphlip you take ping damige
Paranundrox: @TheWanderingNomad you and I have very different goals and desires when picnicking :P
Carbonylcookie: Your... underpants boys?
hiimpimento: sick parking yp
Foxmar320: Great park job
AdmiralMemo: OK, 30 minutes until my birthday... Wooo!
ObsceneSymphony: @AdmiralMemo may 12?
Himyul: happy birthday Memo!
MistahFixIt: Cameron's avatar is starting to look like 'White-Collar Paramilitary George Takei'
Beefpants: The Christian Cowboy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fB678qpcXbc
TheWanderingNomad: Paranundrox - Just imagine it: the sun shining, birds are singing, sharing a cup of drink with your significant other while simultaneous capping motherbussers in the head
t3h_f1gm3nt: #JeejWorstDriver
AdmiralMemo: ObsceneSymphony Yep. I'll be 35.
Darth_Wooper: Happy almost birthday @admiralmemo !
t3h_f1gm3nt: #JamesOut
Tarukai788: #jamesout
Abcxyq: #JamesOut
Tokkanada: #JamesOUT
WraithianGaming: cam had a gascan the whole time
JustAConspiracy: @MistahFixIt HAHAHA
jonlevir: #JamesOut #Blame James
AdmiralMemo: #JamesOut
fantusta: #JamesOut
Djshire: #JamesOut
significant_otter2: #jamesOUT
JustAConspiracy: #Jamesout
EOstby: #JamesOut
Rivulatus_: #jeejbestdriver
duaiwe: #BlameJames
Kramburger: #JamesOut
Hesk1el: #JAMESOUT
Kidror: #JamesOut
lirelent: #kateout
Kthanid: #JamesOut
Zachasaurs: #JamezOut Kappa
ObsceneSymphony: @AdmiralMemo dude, mine;s on the 13th, but I'll be 19.
2rrr_mirror_breaker: #JamesOut
EikoandMog: #JamesOUT
mastershake29x: #jamesout
silenceaux: #JamesOutForKate
Ta_Panda: #JamesOut
solahwin_tampramain: happy b day memo
DrPrice: #JamesOut
Rivulatus_: #blamejames
RealGamerCow: #jamesout
Carbonylcookie: Only Kate can tell us what to do
Trippzen: #no
blast__femur: #JamesOut
Tarukai788: James out Blames out
Darth_Wooper: #jamesout
rucdoc: #throwjamesout
diabore: #jamesout
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: #jamesout
TheWanderingNomad: A very merry unbirthday to you AdmiralMemo!
Carbonylcookie: #James out
functionaly_insane: #Jamesout
TheChoiceTPC: #jamesout
WetPaperSack: #JamesOut
Paranundrox: #BlameKate
lordkinkade: #JamesOut
Foxmar320: !jamesout
LRRbot: ​James Out /james out/ To deliberately run away, often after your teammates have died. Typically involves running away from enemies and getting shot in the back.
Megapamplemousse: #hamestrout
fishmanfishfish: #jamesout
Kate: kstarkHeart Thank you chat
Astral_Apache: #jAMESoUT
Foxmar320: :P
silverthundr: #BlamesJames
pablophoenix: #James out
solahwin_tampramain: #jamesOUT
Carbonylcookie: Kate is Team Leader
AdmiralMemo: So you can only shoot holograms? Kappa
t3h_f1gm3nt: y u no take stock?
diabore: #kateout
jonlevir: #BlameJames
setralynn just subscribed with a $4.99 sub. setralynn subscribed for 14 months in a row!
setralynn: Cameron stream /and/ the chance to torment James? Such value!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, setralynn! (Today's storm count: 117)
TheWanderingNomad: Only a Stark can lead the LRR
zargreus99: I will bend the subscription function to my will!!!
duaiwe: #BlameJamesAndKate
Rivulatus_: #blamekate
samlarson1227: #blamekate
Paranundrox: I see this chat is mostly West Coast Mother-lovin G's
Kramburger: #blamekate
Kidror: #ThankKate
samlarson1227: #blamelrr
Darth_Wooper: 666 viewers right now...
megrim25: #blamekate
EikoandMog: Cam, on a scale of one to ten, how disappointed are you that "garbage can lid" isn't a melee weapon?
MrPhlip: blamematt
AdmiralMemo: setralynn You gave in I see... :-D
vegasturm: #Jeej out
Foxmar320: lol
TwilightAvalon: #LoveKate!
Megapamplemousse: #blametrout
JQuill7: #BlameKateNoThat'sWrong
ObsceneSymphony: Don't #blameKate, I'd follow @Kate into hell
Trippzen: I want pancakes
Rivulatus_: #teamcam
Carbonylcookie: We are all West Coast Mother-lovin Gs. On the inside
Chandra_the_Mind_Sculptor: #LoveKate
Beefpants: I have eyes. Two of them.
Trippzen: and a hamburger...
Kramburger: #PowerSerge
setralynn: @AdmiralMemo I am weak. >.>
Tiber727: You know, one thing I've been thinking - is it worth it to close doors behind you so an area looks unexplored? It could be slightly useful to make someone waste time, or not give hints to your location if someone shows up while looting.
Zachasaurs: there gonna die Kappa
Carbonylcookie: Kate is best team leader.
NathanJay787: You guys need to leave now
Foxmar320: Guess we will have to get Graham to make BOTH a Blame James and a Blame Kate emote lrrBEEJ
fishmanfishfish: #loafkate
AdmiralMemo: setralynn No shame. All love.
rarermonsters: I like how quickly this game has Cam saying "Anyone have eyes" with no hint of irony
TheWanderingNomad: Kate is Great and if you think different, I'll knock you in the gob mate
ShushOttoman: That was the most Canadian thing I have heard all day.
mtvcdm: #flamenames
Kate: Awwww
azninsect: jeep jeep
MistahFixIt: Dix is ragging on karaoke-ing 'Africa' on Twitter. I think he just hates fun or something. ;P
damullet14: I tabbed away for two whole minutes and you aren't dead yet? Congrats!
AdmiralMemo: Is this the Jeej Jeep?
Zachasaurs: incoming wall
Kramburger: Kate don't you have more pressing matters that mucking about with chat?
Aenir798: blue wall
t3h_f1gm3nt: gogogo!
Kramburger: *than
TheWanderingNomad: Oi, 'oose muckin' about?
shurtal: Blue and Yellow
AdmiralMemo: EVER FORWARD IN THE JEEJ JEEP!
Carbonylcookie: No, Kate isn't in game @Kramburger