AlonsoSwift: The only equipment in the set, and it's kinda lrrGARBO
ferretbadger84: !card trusty machete
LRRbot: Trusty Machete [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+1. / Equip {2}
Obi_Wan_Canadian: I
Akchipman: !card honed kopesh
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
raptorwrangler: Pull from tomorrow
LRRbot: Winds of Rebuke [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Each player puts the top two cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard.
kpiozero: Ben's arms are pretty dnag beefy
lifecharacter: Feels bad man.
Issurru: Ben showing off them swole gains
kpiozero: ben is swole indeed
LRRbot: Winged Shepherd [5W] | Creature — Angel [3/3] | Flying, vigilance / Cycling {W}
Akchipman: You done goofed up!
AlonsoSwift: Wait, Ben's on Esper?
missbendaley: ya
Fuzzypanda2011: poor ben
Thylian1: flipped lands DansGame Kappa
raptorwrangler: Judge. Island is upside down!
Akchipman: fix the island
ferretbadger84: lrrJUDGE
LRRbot: Tah-Crop Skirmisher [1U] | Creature — Naga Warrior [2/1] | Embalm {3}{U}
AlonsoSwift: Guys, it's double-tapped Kappa
lifecharacter: Flip all the other islands.
Dryhad: Island is confused
BusTed: Double tapped.
thecrafter703: We all get triggerd by the simplest crap
lifecharacter: Than transform them into werewolf islands.
Akchipman: Illegal tapping, game loss!
Fuzzypanda2011: bens island is irtating
LRRbot: Magma Spray [R] | Instant | Magma Spray deals 2 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
Akaiatana: Ben! Tattoo please!
icefinch: mul to -2
raptorwrangler: Arm wrestle please
raptorwrangler: at the end
raptorwrangler: Pls
Thylian1: please no ben, no mulling
missbendaley: who won?
Mythdom: Paul you mad man
Iseeuwhenustream: gentlemen's mull to 0
JA_Pinkerton: NSH 2 ANA 1 btw
Thylian1: lol
AlonsoSwift: It worked for James last LRL lrrBEEJ
ferretbadger84: Jund 'em right out
Akchipman: Jund em out
raptorwrangler: BabyRage
Mythdom: NERD
F1SH0R: nerds!
Suffix: NERDS
icefinch: nerd
BusTed: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Inglonias: dasSup
Akchipman: WoW! just WoW!
essenceofclotheslining: wowboooiiiisss
killerkorpse99: Wow....
Noodles_15: Wow
raptorwrangler: Revenge of the nerds
Dusk_Shine: @JA_Pinkerton my only horse in the race is PIT now, so...eh? Thanks for the update though. :)
Dryhad: WoW Bois
Serifina: I'm so sorry for you both.
r10pez10: #wowbois
icefinch: right now
migelino164: NNNNEEEEEEEEERRRRRDDDSS!
solahwin_tampramain: ben has a tat?!?
Aarek: #wowbois
FourEcho: moonguard, ERP for all!
ATravellingMan: Does Adam have a matching tattoo?
JA_Pinkerton: dusk - game's fast and brutal so far
ChaoticCrawler: Moon Guard WutFace Bad things happen on that server...
L3thalRose: rimght this seconmd - laptop under the table
Evandill: WoW nerd.... I'd totally get that for my tauren druid
raptorwrangler: No drinks near magi cards pls
icefinch: yes for you
Noodles_15: Didn't a WoW addiction, hit one of the orginal members of 64k? Kappa
Akchipman: !kappa
Evandill: Oh *** i"m on mon guard.
F1SH0R: can we get a bonus wow stream soon lol
Mythdom: lrrBEEJ
Dusk_Shine: @JA_Pinkerton i'd be disappointed in both teams if it wasn't, that's kinda the point of hockey, right? :D
Rivulatus_: NERDS
Inglonias: Wow Paul. RUDE
Suffix: Especially fellow Snorsh United members. Kappa
JA_Pinkerton: dusk - not if you're the Rangers
LRRbot: Bloodrage Brawler [1R] | Creature — Minotaur Warrior [4/3] | When Bloodrage Brawler enters the battlefield, discard a card.
Akchipman: Nerd is a badge of honor!
thecrafter703: Paul, we all think it's you that's the nerd
essenceofclotheslining: no, the worst mistake you ever made was keeping in the dark with 6 lands?
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LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, sabertoothlotus! (Today's storm count: 56)
LRRbot: Oketra's Attendant [3WW] | Creature — Bird Soldier [3/3] | Flying / Cycling {2} / Embalm {3}{W}{W}
LRRbot: Cursed Minotaur [2B] | Creature — Zombie Minotaur [3/2] | Menace
ChaoticCrawler: PogChamp It's dat boi
Evandill: GOT EEEM
LRRbot: Rhet-Crop Spearmaster [2W] | Creature — Human Warrior [3/1] | You may exert Rhet-Crop Spearmaster as it attacks. When you do, it gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.
ferretbadger84: !highlight mummy
TheTunnelingCat: Hello everyone, how goes your evening
LRRbot: Highlight added.
Dusk_Shine: Her, Paul. the attendant is indeed female :)
r10pez10: so game one was the daddy game
Akchipman: cycle land...
r10pez10: this one ... is the mummy game?
LoadingReadyRun: thecrafter703 lrrSLOTH
LRRbot: Illusory Wrappings [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 0/2.
ChaoticCrawler: Are you my mummy?
LRRbot: Vizier of Deferment [2W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Flash / When Vizier of Deferment enters the battlefield, you may exile target creature if it attacked or blocked this turn. Return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
thecrafter703: XD
ferretbadger84: ChaoticCrawler, yes I am your mummy badger friend
icefinch: whelp
lifecharacter: Oh, Adam never got his winner dot.
Thylian1: ruined
SniperPumpkin: not according to the wins tracker, it doesn't count
r10pez10: ChaoticCrawler best story
Akaiatana: Adam discard
Akchipman: COMBOS!!!
Mythdom: Adam still has to discard though
SniperPumpkin: loadingreadyrun, adam needs a winner dot
egyptcraze: hello lrr! hello chat!
MechaKuuga: adam has to discard
killerkorpse99: wow...
LRRbot: Irrigated Farmland | Land — Plains Island | Irrigated Farmland enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {2}
Akaiatana: JUDGE
Frostkitty: PogChamp
Mythdom: lrrJUDGE
ferretbadger84: Hi Egyptcraze; you seem to be sweeping the nation of MTG
Akchipman: Adam, discard a card!
Fuzzypanda2011: its amazing how different the game goes when ben plays more the 1 spell.
Thylian1: discard Adam
raptorwrangler: nerd chatter
MechaKuuga: adam needs to discard a card
raptorwrangler: Judge
cobstrike: Adam discard
essenceofclotheslining: no, don't discard Adam. discard, Adam
Akchipman: Thanks Paul!
cobstrike: Cheats
naruto21er: adam discard
egyptcraze: @ferretbadger84 lol
icefinch: cheats
Mythdom: Big Cheats Savadan over here
Dusk_Shine: big cheatzorz
lifecharacter: Can you embalm the plains? Zombie plains?
Thylian1: @essenceofclotheslining nah, discard adam, hes a bad card Kappa
LRRbot: Winds of Rebuke [1U] | Instant | Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. Each player puts the top two cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard.
Fuzzypanda2011: Chat is the #1 judge for lrr
LRRbot: Manticore of the Gauntlet [4R] | Creature — Manticore [5/4] | When Manticore of the Gauntlet enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature you control. Manticore of the Gauntlet deals 3 damage to target opponent.
Thylian1: gusty down PogChamp
ferretbadger84: lifecharacter lands with emblam would be interesting
ferretbadger84: token lands
r10pez10: twitch plays pro tour
icefinch: adam those cards are upside down
ArcOfTheConclave: why did 5 of the 6 drafters draft white?
pedrodamoth: Ben also mills right
thecrafter703: No, we are the most annoying judge possibly imagined
killerkorpse99: its the hard Knox life for us
Boros_Burger_Battalion: Boros is best aggro in the format easy
antidancetime: Ben mills, yeah
icefinch: adams grave is annoying me
lifecharacter: Murder your topdeck boys Ben.
Akchipman: I need a break! I exerted and sprained my thumb!
LRRbot: Illusory Wrappings [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 0/2.
pedrodamoth: Oh ok then
Akchipman: Adam has upside down cards in the yard! game loss
Dryhad: Send a message, Adam!
r10pez10: i like how adam straightened the graveyard
r10pez10: but didn't flip the upside down ones
Thylian1: do it
Kramburger: lrrJUDGE
Mythdom: I think that's against the rules Ben. lrrJUDGE
thecrafter703: Can we just dare Paul to say random stuff and see what happens?
essjuango: hes not exerted anymore. remove dat
icefinch: mogis isnt here
Thylian1: send the 0/2 in as well
LRRbot: Thresher Lizard [2R] | Creature — Lizard [3/2] | Thresher Lizard gets +1/+2 as long as you have one or fewer cards in hand.
LRRbot: Cartouche of Zeal [R] | Enchantment — Aura Cartouche | Enchant creature you control / When Cartouche of Zeal enters the battlefield, target creature can't block this turn. / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has haste.
Akchipman: Failure to maintain board state, Adam needs a warning
MCJiopur: @thecrafter703 I mean, you could
Mythdom: Big Beats Savidan over here
raptorwrangler: assehole
Dryhad: Message sent!
icefinch: arshole
killerkorpse99: Adam Savagedan
raptorwrangler: There needs to be an arm wrestle after please
Akchipman: TTC
lifecharacter: Adam believes in the touchest card loves.
setralynn: Adam, confirming his status as monster heel. :P
icefinch: i think ben loses
Solomon_Kain: Did Ben draft more than 1 creature?
lifecharacter: toughest*
raptorwrangler: so ben has a chance of winning something
LRRbot: Aven Wind Guide [2WU] | Creature — Bird Warrior [2/3] | Flying, vigilance / Creature tokens you control have flying and vigilance. / Embalm {4}{W}{U}
loki_lxix: Ben's sleeves forshadowing
r10pez10: aven be my guide
icefinch: yeah he dead
Thylian1: gg
JKohdeer: BEN SNEAK IN A DAMNATION NO ONE WILL KNOW
Mythdom: I believe Ben's sleeves are relevant right about now
NoxStryx: this is a surprisingly quite game
Lord_Hosk: May I hype the charity stream again?
LRRbot: Pursue Glory [3R] | Instant | Attacking creatures get +2/+0 until end of turn. / Cycling {2}
icefinch: rekted
NoxStryx: *quiet
BusTed: gg
Akchipman: No game three! go to next match
Flea_Hastings: THIRD GAME
RavingPenguin: 3rd game!
setralynn: !onemore
LRRbot: The traditional chant of the degenerate james at the end of any game ever forevers at the end of the round. "One more?"
killerkorpse99: THIRD!
Thylian1: third game
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: Third game pls :)
RougeLead: THIRD GAME!!!
raptorwrangler: arm restle
kpiozero: 3rd game
LloydWallace: Fight Forever!
duaiwe: Paul forcibly goes to commercial. :P
Juliamon: ONE MORE
thehappypurplehippo: 3rd game!
Suffix: THIRD GAME
Mythdom: Arm wrestle for the third game
lifecharacter: Whose gonna stop Adam from playing a third game?
Flea_Hastings: One more?
mogling: 3rd GAME!
Solomon_Kain: These Streams ALWAYS go Over Time
blackwlf: No.
Dryhad: Adam with the humblebrags
zazamost: THIRD GAME lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
willywonka003: game 3!!!
MCJiopur: Nah skip to fourth
Akchipman: NO MORE GAME
jojo558: third
naruto21er: no
ClaytonClayDavis: 3, 3, 3, 3.
r10pez10: One More (TM)
killerkorpse99: CHAT IS ALWAYS RIGHT
AlonsoSwift: The game was 'as foretold' by Ben's sleeves.
mtg21: 3rd game!!!!
LathosTiran: REL : AXED
JKohdeer: 3
Terminalgrav: third game
Issurru: GAME THREE PLZ
RougeLead: Awww
sinandalgic: YES
thehappypurplehippo: 3rd game! 3rd game! 3rd game! 3rd game! 3rd game! 3rd game!
dude3585: yes
Thylian1: arm wrestle though
Issurru: DO EEEEET
F1SH0R: game threeee
killerkorpse99: 3rd game
RougeLead: ok :(
kpiozero: FUN POLICE
r10pez10: arm wrestle?
setralynn: Paul, please?
Bikeydj: lol
thehappypurplehippo: yes
raptorwrangler: arm wrestle
JKohdeer: how about game 2.5?
cerberus150: rule 1: ALWAYS listen to chat
icefinch: arm wrestle
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: liar liar pants on fire Kappa
kpiozero: LIES
thehappypurplehippo: do it
IkariFate: GG
corpocracy: ARM WRESTLE
Pharmacistjudge: don't do it
mastershake29x: paul would like to go home at a reasonable hour
LRRbot: Regal Caracal [3WW] | Creature — Cat [3/3] | Other Cats you control get +1/+1 and have lifelink. / When Regal Caracal enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 white Cat creature tokens with lifelink.
killerkorpse99: just DO IT!
Fuzzypanda2011: we need a game 3
raptorwrangler: yes
willywonka003: lying!!
ferretbadger84: Please don't
thehappypurplehippo: you're lying, paul
Rivulatus_: 3rd game, lets go
Noodles_15: Arm Wrestle
LRRbot: Emberhorn Minotaur [3R] | Creature — Minotaur Warrior [4/3] | You may exert Emberhorn Minotaur as it attacks. When you do, it gets +1/+1 and gains menace until end of turn.
KartoffelKaiser: Serge and cam are going to go forever pls move on
ClaytonClayDavis: I don't wanna watch these NERDS play. SMOrc
RougeLead: ARM WRESTLE!!!
LRRbot: Angler Drake [4UU] | Creature — Drake [4/4] | Flying / When Angler Drake enters the battlefield, you may return target creature to its owner's hand.
Pharmacistjudge: Paul, that is excellent
thehappypurplehippo: He lies!
ATravellingMan: Push ups--off
kpiozero: ARM WRESTLE FOR THE WIN
DoktorLoy: chat is out for blood!
Friedent: beard wrestle
Thylian1: Paul stop censoring chat :P
thehappypurplehippo: 3rd game!
kpiozero: ARM WRESTLE FOR THE WIN!
dude3585: VoteYea
Rivulatus_: Actually yes arm wrestle, lets do et
willywonka003: now paul, what would your mother say if she could see you lying
RavingPenguin: I wanna see the plaid boi and the muscle boi arm wrestle
FireBasilisk53: do the arm wrestle you nerds
Juliamon: We just want to see those nice biceps in action
ferretbadger84: Objectively sweet
MalBeam: we enjoy beefy boys doing beefy things
zazamost: at least thumb wrestle
NoxStryx: Paul "fun police" Saunders
r10pez10: staring contest?
thehappypurplehippo: RalpherZ RalpherZ RalpherZ RalpherZ RalpherZ
raptorwrangler: nerds have performance anxiety
Mythdom: Ben had a sweet deck, but the red decks are just too fast in this format
raptorwrangler: for arm wrestling
minicrayfish: Next match
skiplives: Cam has to play and you know that won't play quick
minicrayfish: Or arm wrestle
zazamost: I WANT TO SEE THESE SPICY BOYS ENGAGE IN ANOTHER FORM OF HONORABLE COMBAT. THUMB WRESTLE
raptorwrangler: awww :(
killerkorpse99: thats not real!
r10pez10: aww ben
duaiwe: Friendship isn't a GAME, ben. :P
dreadyourded: cage match
icefinch: no arm wrestle?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: zazamost watch the all caps please :)
Mythdom: These nerds are too much
Undertowst: Ben, that was awful....
lifecharacter: The real topdeck was the friends we made along the way.
thehappypurplehippo: nooooo why no 3rd game!
FireBasilisk53: where's my arm wrestle
ferretbadger84: !highlight friendship
LRRbot: Highlight added.
corpocracy: Ben and Adam bromance too good for this world
DoodlestheGreat: @duaiwe, indeed. Friendship is MAGIC.
essenceofclotheslining: did adam say a naughty word?
ferretbadger84: #PowerSerge
Thylian1: arm wrestle for the lolz?
ferretbadger84: essenceofclotheslining every word Adam says is naughty lrrBEEJ
Mythdom: #PowerServe vs. The Cammander
j0xer: poor ben didnt get to show off his sweet one
killerkorpse99: #CammanderCam
r10pez10: dang, cam or serge
NoxStryx: @essenceofclotheslining when does adam not say naughty words?
loki_lxix: They were to friendly after the match keep up kayfabe damnit
essenceofclotheslining: tuesday? wait, what day doesn't he stream?
blackwlf: #PowerCam
killerkorpse99: :?0\
ferretbadger84: #Sergeander
apodionysus: Man I can pick between Cam and Serge. Guess I'll just have to root for a 5 hour match
ferretbadger84: #Sergemander?
killerkorpse99: NO!
Mythdom: #PowerCam
ferretbadger84: Like a Salamander with Surge
NoxStryx: @apodionysus you may be in luck
apodionysus: Oh oh! They have to play 6 games when Games 3 on keep ending in draws as they both die simultaneously
apodionysus: Wait
ferretbadger84: The triple-boros draft it...
r10pez10: #paythesergecost
DeliciousBiscuitWizard: did we see what either serge or cam drafted?
apodionysus: Are there even any cards in Amonkhet that do that?
LathosTiran: CHAT, if you dont have Alan wake, its going AWAY due to dieing music licenses. get it for 90% OFF on steam tomorrow!!!! https://www.facebook.com/RemedyGames/photos/pb.174252906165.-2207520000.1494645216./10155138079081166/?type=3
ferretbadger84: DeliciousBiscuitWizard both
loki_lxix: we saw cam deckbuild
apodionysus: Hm... I don't think so
Bengineering: mmmm watcha saaaaaay
solahwin_tampramain: @apodionysus these are limited decks... they'll deck out before that
NoxStryx: @deliciousbiscuitwizard we saw both, and they are...not aggro.
DeliciousBiscuitWizard: good, good.
loki_lxix: I saw Cam what is Serge doing?
ferretbadger84: loki_Ixix black-white sacrifice
apodionysus: @solahwin_tampramain mutual death HAS been possible in limited formats
ArmadilloAL: Oh sweet, one of the games from Talking Simulator is Twitch Prime Loot this week! I guess I have no excuse to not play it now.
ferretbadger84: with Bontu
loki_lxix: gross
apodionysus: I don't think it is in this one
solahwin_tampramain: @apodionysus fine...
apodionysus: WAIT
ferretbadger84: B-b-b-Bontu's monument
apodionysus: !card bonfire
LRRbot: Did you mean: Consuming Bonfire; Bonfire of the Damned
JinaMahavira: @ArmadilloAL Oxenfree is so good
RougeLead: This music is getting me SO HYPED!!!
Mythdom: #POWERCAM
apodionysus: Isn't Bonfire an invocation?
Boros_Burger_Battalion: can i just straight up not use the twitch desktop app if I'm on mac?
RougeLead: oh
killerkorpse99: #CAMMANDER
apodionysus: !card bonfire of the
LRRbot: Bonfire of the Damned [XXR] | Sorcery | Bonfire of the Damned deals X damage to target player and each creature he or she controls. / Miracle {X}{R}
Kcollington: !badadvice
LRRbot: Keep going.
solahwin_tampramain: @jinamahavira yes i havnt played though...
apodionysus: Wait no
Mythdom: !advice
LRRbot: Run behind it, and stab it in the back.
apodionysus: That doesn't work
ArmadilloAL: If something REALLY weird happens, both players can die to Memory simultaneously if they somehow have no hands/graveyards/libraries.
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nsegle: Saludos a todos!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, nsegle! (Today's storm count: 57)
killerkorpse99: !advice
r10pez10: one forward, one back
Noodles_15: now keees
SharpCookies: just don't flex so much you flex out of the roon
SharpCookies: room*
Mythdom: So much friendliness in this room
LRRbot: Anointer Priest [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/3] | Whenever a creature token enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life. / Embalm {3}{W}
killerkorpse99: cam in his natural environment
killerkorpse99: nevermind
LRRbot: Channeler Initiate [1G] | Creature — Human Druid [3/4] | When Channeler Initiate enters the battlefield, put three -1/-1 counters on target creature you control. / {T}, Remove a -1/-1 counter from Channeler Initiate: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
MechaKuuga: I thought Cam stole all the Full Art Swamps
Mythdom: That makes a lot of sense, Cam got nuts late green cards
tallblondepillager: An unironic "Eh", eh?
LRRbot: Oketra's Monument [3] | Legendary Artifact | White creature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Whenever you cast a creature spell, create a 1/1 white Warrior creature token with vigilance.
r10pez10: dang
Evandill: dag
Lord_Hosk: "White black is the best, I should commit to it and just go all out and never look at other colors" -everyone in amonkhet draft right now
LRRbot: Crocodile of the Crossing [3G] | Creature — Crocodile [5/4] | Haste / When Crocodile of the Crossing enters the battlefield, put a -1/-1 counter on target creature you control.
Mythdom: CHOMP
egyptcraze: oh gods, monunent gets OUT of hand!
jubale1: BroTour Amonkhet?
killerkorpse99: Value
AlonsoSwift: Kreygasm
pedrodamoth: He did it bois
SharpCookies: now THIS is what I call Animal Crossing
Evandill: OH MY GOOOOD
underhill33: Deece
duaiwe: HAH
loki_lxix: get rekt
kpiozero: BEEP BEEB
Rivulatus_: That was a power play there.
Dusk_Shine: get em!
zazamost: seems deece
killerkorpse99: CHOO CHOO
Mythdom: Beep Beep I'm a CROC
Serifina: Green is great for big stompy critters, yeah, and can ramp fast. It's part of why I love it. :D
silvalunae: dude
ferretbadger84: !highlight green
Aarek: This is exactly what green is like
CaffeinatedLemur: yes Green Choo CHoo is real good
LRRbot: Tah-Crop Elite [3W] | Creature — Bird Warrior [2/2] | Flying / You may exert Tah-Crop Elite as it attacks. When you do, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
Undertowst: Yes Cam, that is what Green is like.
LRRbot: Highlight added.
MarsIsDead: Please make that into a shirt
ChaoticCrawler: 5/4 with Haste on turn 3
MC_GigglePants: Cameron, my son. Now you truly understand.
Namboto: game of luck no skill involved may the best idiot win
apodionysus: Don't be seduced by Green Cam!
annacondale: lmao "Is this what playing green is like?"
Serifina: I'm seriously a G/W player.
kpiozero: Beep Beep Crock hits for 5
silvalunae: that was a nice play
ArmadilloAL: He's played so much blue, he doesn't even know which number is power and which is toughness Kappa
cerberus150: Crocodiles. Or as I call them: Flat Raptors
DeliciousBiscuitWizard: Croc em
Serifina: Big stompy monsters, flyers, and lifegain are my jam.
ferretbadger84: Does Cam have any cowards?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: !addquote (Cameron) [now] Is this what playing green is like? Is this what I've been missing the whole time?
LRRbot: New quote #4201: "Is this what playing green is like? Is this what I've been missing the whole time?" —Cameron [2017-05-12]
SharpCookies: green satiates my hunger. Just so much BEEF!
silvalunae: BIRB
coriolis_: Cam is like the reverse new Nissa who's just discovered the power of green mana :D
SharpCookies: it's so juicy, them creatures
kpiozero: beep beeb croc gonna kill us all
kpiozero: beep beeb
LRRbot: Supernatural Stamina [B] | Instant | Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control."
LRRbot: Cancel [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
r10pez10: DANG
Dusk_Shine: yessssss
Lord_Hosk: 2 for 1
SharpCookies: GET REKT
phorrestgaze: there's the cam-ness
Mythdom: Even when he plays green he plays blue
Txiquedas: PogChamp
Evandill: BEW BEW BEW
kpiozero: YESH
SolarJudas: Cancel with the payoff
killerkorpse99: damn
AlonsoSwift: He may have green cards, but Cam's still playing a blue deck.
underhill33: savage
Rivulatus_: Commander. You are one hell of a monster
KeiranCoon: Green /and/ blue. Cam is unstoppable.
LRRbot: Oracle's Vault [4] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: Exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card. Put a brick counter on Oracle's Vault. / {T}: Exile the top card of your library. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost. Activate this ability only if there are three or more brick counters on Oracle's Vault.
TheTunnelingCat: oh my god i see what in his hand and i love it
Mythdom: !find quote counter
DuckRunAmok: Cam is living his best life here
loki_lxix: Serge baiting the counter
Namboto: cam has his cake and is eating it too
silvalunae: boom
Mythdom: !findquote counter
LRRbot: Quote #765: "Counter this, dickhead! Don't counter it!" —Adam [2015-10-01]
Undertowst: Yeah, Blue/Green is a good combo. Ramp and Counter.
Dusk_Shine: uh oh
silvalunae rooting heavily for Cameron
grgriffin3: Can....Can we?
apodionysus: Missed the free tap
MC_GigglePants: Batman. Like in Turkey.
ufo6300: loki_lxix that was no baot, that trick would ahve been a two for one
Evandill: #Powerserge
Bikeydj: +
ufo6300: *bait
LRRbot: Naga Vitalist [1G] | Creature — Naga Druid [1/2] | {T}: Add to your mana pool one mana of any type that a land you control could produce.
thehappypurplehippo: EoT tap 4 mana cam
SharpCookies: tempo and no-syngery-jusy-value are my favourite things, so g/u is just swell
tallblondepillager: Already this is the best match
Mythdom: The pure hate right there
mtg21: YES
silvalunae: #Cam-cel
mtg21: LAST FRIDAY at FMN
apodionysus: IVE DONE IT
mtg21: it was amazing
apodionysus: I did that
TheTunnelingCat: I actually opened an invocation stifle from the half a box i won from splitting a box tournament today
apodionysus: It was amazing
mtg21: it was the game next to me
Dfkop: Hey chat, I'm currently writing a short D&D campaign set in Amonkhet. Any suggestions on must visit places on the plane? Currently focussing on four crop-mates running the trials.
mtg21: it was so funny
RougeLead: dang
TheTunnelingCat: i got the better half of the box to say the least
Mythdom: Without wilds mindcensor is really out of place since there's basically no searching in the set
LRRbot: Wayward Servant [WB] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | Whenever another Zombie enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
apodionysus: Then in G2 I Acen Mindcensorsd a Spring To Mind
cerberus150: show me what you got
WolfgangCloud: I did it in limited when they were looking for there second green for scaled behemoth, it was sweet
LRRbot: Essence Scatter [1U] | Instant | Counter target creature spell.
SharpCookies: so hateful cam
LRRbot: Wayward Servant [WB] | Creature — Zombie [2/2] | Whenever another Zombie enters the battlefield under your control, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Golfballof17: So did we not do the cube?
ChaoticCrawler: That must feel godawful for the person playing Evolving
SharpCookies: alex was sick
r10pez10: Golfballof17 reserved for when alex gets better
Aarek: Golfballof17 alex was sick
loki_lxix: ALex is sick cube next time
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mastershake29x: @Golfballof17 since alex is sick, they'll do it in a couple of weeks
Mythdom: DO IT CAM
LRRbot: Sandwurm Convergence [6GG] | Enchantment | Creatures with flying can't attack you or planeswalkers you control. / At the beginning of your end step, create a 5/5 green Wurm creature token.
MC_GigglePants: THE SPICE
egyptcraze: the correct answer is 25
SharpCookies: YESSSSS
Txiquedas: oh djot
Dusk_Shine: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
silvalunae: "It's dead; are you happy!?" - Serge
cerberus150: OUCH
loki_lxix: GOT THERE!
spicydungus: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Txiquedas: ***
zazamost: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
killerkorpse99: Well then...
ZakAmetyst: PogChamp
Rivulatus_: Yes.
EikoandMog: Ohhhhhh snap
Aarek: SPICE MUST FLOW lrrHORN
control_rig: His passage shall cleanse the world
jojo558: nnnnnnnnnnice
Mythdom: Serge with the shatter pause
SharpCookies: the spice must FLOW!
DuckRunAmok: Jesus shitting christ
mogling: pooYatta
phorrestgaze: We saw fear in that man's eyes
apodionysus: WHELP
IkariFate: SourPls is happening !
loki_lxix: did the thing
r10pez10: cam's face
duaiwe: A single tear runs down serge's eye.
Pharmacistjudge: something something spice flow
cerberus150: that's a windmill slam right there
zazamost: A moment of silence for Serge
Evandill: ehhhhhhhhhh
ChandraGrillmaster: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
KeiranCoon: lrrJUDGE
silvalunae: and scoop
Thylian1: SANDWURMS Kreygasm
Scarlet_Lambda: cam pls he has a family
skiplives: LoL LoL LoL
silvalunae cackles
Namboto: we know counting
ChaoticCrawler: BibleThump A moment of silence for Serge
Mythdom: lrrHAM
Thylian1: Let the memes flow
SharpCookies: god the value almost m akes me nauseous
Pharmacistjudge: oh no...the lrrJUDGE call and my pavlovian response.
pedrodamoth: Top decks Nissa?
TwistedShout: i loved the interplay there.
killerkorpse99: wurm
MC_GigglePants: Worm at end step
TheTunnelingCat: TRIGGER
Laserbeaks_Fury: Cameron gets a wurm
Dusk_Shine: bah gawd, that man had a family
loki_lxix: rickety rickety rekt
CavemanKellen: TRIGGER
ArmadilloAL: lrrFINE
Halvhir: trigger!
JosephDeath: Create the token
SniperPumpkin: End step worm
erased_citizen: wurm!!!
killerkorpse99: worm
Revenant77x: Worm at end step
Undertowst: Cam, Worm
JA_Pinkerton: ANA 2 NSH 2
zazamost: Cam, create worm
Thylian1: TOKEN
indestructible55: token
jojo558: trigger
DuckRunAmok: create the wurm!
TwistedShout: Go on cameron. nissa for nine!
corpocracy: Cam with the POWERFUL magic
MarsIsDead: make a 5/5 cam
naruto21er: worm
egyptcraze: moat worm
SniperPumpkin: lrrGOAT
migelino164: End step wurm
thehappypurplehippo: TRIGGER ON END STEP!
ChaoticCrawler: Oh god he's probably going to win without Nissa
DuckRunAmok: Remember serge, cast without rhythm!
Mythdom: Reverse moat wurm
TheTunnelingCat: terminus?
coriolis_: No you won't, Cam :D
TheTunnelingCat: nop
Dryhad: Skymoat!
Laserbeaks_Fury: If you didnt get the wurms on end step, that wouldn't be nearly as good
fexworldwide: LOL everyone freaking out about triggers.
thehappypurplehippo: Wrath of God?
LRRbot: Winged Shepherd [5W] | Creature — Angel [3/3] | Flying, vigilance / Cycling {W}
loki_lxix: imagine Serge face game two Nissa
Undertowst: Cam, Feel the Power of the Green!
silvalunae: wait does he get a-- omg
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barbarianras: since serge and nelson are both judges, can they never play each other for fear of nobody around for judge call?
Mythdom: Way too slow to replace marvel
thehappypurplehippo: yeah
grgriffin3: WURMSIGN
ChaoticCrawler: *pulls out gun* It's not a "may" ability, punk. Now, I know what you're thinking, did it trigger or not?
blackwlf: They judge-call each other.
killerkorpse99: poker face not very effective
LRRbot: Stir the Sands [4BB] | Sorcery | Create three 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens. / Cycling {3}{B} / When you cycle Stir the Sands, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
r10pez10 whimper
TheTunnelingCat: draw a card
silvalunae: They probably refer to the rules book guys
psychopez: @barbarianras They said there are plenty of judges in Vic, so they are not leaving a judge sized hole when playing
apodionysus: Non token