Weagle: I think we should make up our own version of the Toril stuff. With blackjack. And hookers. And less racist undertones.
PhoenixMelior: I like not having racist undertones
Metric_Furlong: maybe don't make the evil elves also be the ones who have the darkest skin tones
TXC2: Hello Everybody!
Metric_Furlong: y'know, as a starting point
killerpommes: Hi o/ lrrAWESOME
cheetoJack: Weagle honestly I've already been doing that
PhoenixMelior: I also appreciate that this campaign doesn't have me getting pushed into situations involving sexual harassment
TXC2: hi killerpommes
ChrisLewisRose: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Games of Chance (With your suggestions and our trusty D6, James and Paul explore the wonderful world of video games. Game: Pony Island) at Thu 10:00 AM PDT (10m from now).
cheetoJack: I've been actively making sure nothing in our campaign goes that way
Metric_Furlong: is... is that a common thing that happens in D&D games?
cheetoJack: yes
Metric_Furlong: oh
Weagle: Metric_Furlong the whole Underdark thing is its own debacle, but at least it's relatively... home-made
Metric_Furlong: oh dear
TacitusVigil: Fantasy in general it seems.
Weagle: Unfortunately
ChrisLewisRose: yo chat, the artist formerly known as lordchronandthedanknugs here, how do i get my name on the list of fan streams?
cheetoJack: something like "!fanstream register"? I think
cheetoJack: been a while
PhoenixMelior: !help
TacitusVigil: That sounds right.
cheetoJack: "!live register"
ChrisLewisRose: !fanstream register
cheetoJack: its live, not fan stream. My bad
ChrisLewisRose: !live register
LRRbot: Channel 'chrislewisrose' added to the fanstreamer list.
cheetoJack: lrrHORN
ChrisLewisRose: wahey, thanks guys
PhoenixMelior: lrrGOAT
Meyari: lrrGOAT
LoadingReadyRun: what up chat folks!
Metric_Furlong: stuff
cheetoJack: That's what we're here for. That and talking about d&d apparently
TXC2: hello James and/or Paul
ChrisLewisRose: so im guessing no point inme going live for the next 3 hours ;) but anyone who wants to joing me for some total warhammer 2 after this :P
LoadingReadyRun: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
ChrisLewisRose: WHAT?!
LoadingReadyRun: what makes sense, since this is text
ChrisLewisRose: LOUD NOISES!
Metric_Furlong: LOUD NOISES!
ChrisLewisRose: goat there
Metric_Furlong: dammit
cheetoJack: Mr. Roberts over there can help you with contact lenses
Metric_Furlong: guess we have to duel now
PhoenixMelior: is this thing on?
ChrisLewisRose: the only thing i remember from that film for some reason
cuzigotprime: oh goodies, ponies
cheetoJack: define "thing" and "on"
TXC2: it's a memorable line
ChrisLewisRose: Dear drs LRR i dont suppose you got my postcard from nepal? I sent a couple to various people and none seemed to have arrived, went to the mailing time address
Metric_Furlong: not the link I was expecting
Metric_Furlong: well played
TehAmelie: lrrAWESOME
DarkNacht: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Games of Chance (With your suggestions and our trusty D6, James and Paul explore the wonderful world of video games. Game: Pony Island) at Thu 10:00 AM PDT (5m from now).
TehAmelie: that's how much i like Anchorman, i found a band called Lamp just so i could make that joke
TehAmelie: memorized that the band exists if you wanna be technical
LoadingReadyRun: ChrisLewisRose Not sure. Graham and Beej did Sept/Oct mailtime yesterday, so they may have just seen it
ChrisLewisRose: okay thanks, it was the usual 'you guys are great, thanks for helping with depression' that most mail you get is :P
cheetoJack: oooh Septober mailtime!
Laurence72: Is the Sept/Oct mailtime the one where they meet themselves from the past?
PhoenixMelior: I should really send one of those things at some point, but I keep going back and forth on if I want to send some libations and if so what
cheetoJack: In the HUSTLE timeline, yes
LoadingReadyRun: ChrisLewisRose No matter how often we it is always nice to hear :)
ChrisLewisRose: so this is rather gouche but can i quickly plug my youtube channel? Have just started it and have been keeping travel vlogs after being inspirired by the Gvlogs
cheetoJack: ~whichcord
LRRTwitter: !discord
LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
PhoenixMelior: maybe not right before a stream, and yeah it's better onthe discord
cheetoJack: posting it on #creative wouldn't be a bad idea
TXC2: ^
Metric_Furlong: it's somewhat gauche, yes
ChrisLewisRose: oh but i dont know what a discord is, im not young
LoadingReadyRun: How left of you
cheetoJack: its like if someone combined an IRC and a forum
Creideiki_SE: Oooh, sinister!
ChrisLewisRose: so more rapidly posting cat pictures, got ti
cheetoJack: and then you loaded it with 5,000? LRR fans
TheWarbo: That is often what #pets is, yes.
TehAmelie: at this point linking a random youtube video for a joke is more allowed than your own. strange but socially necessary
Metric_Furlong: it's like someone found a way to combine a forum with a chat client in a way that combined the worst elements of both without the advantages of either, but still become more used the them
Metric_Furlong: *than them
TacitusVigil: How human of them.
MadWaltz: I feel like forums are kind of dying, and that makes me sad
TacitusVigil: Kappa
TXC2: forums are just reddit now
TacitusVigil shudders
TehAmelie: i've already mourned the forum
MadWaltz: One of the main ways I look up tech issues is to look up a forum of someone asking the same question, which I feel like might go away
TheWarbo: It's a thing!
Hugh_Munculus: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
Piratical_tendancies: lrrSIGNAL
TacitusVigil: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
vegetalss4: llrrSignal
TheWarbo: Chames of Gance!
TacitusVigil: Stand by for LRRFall
vegetalss4: That's one r to many, trying again lrrSIGNAL
Laurence72: James (and Paul!) of Chance!
accountmadeforants: Hey, I was wondering when it'd start. The events page is a bit borked on my end, was just about to look up the schedule page.
wildpeaks: Yay pony island \o/
cheetoJack: oooh its time for a Chance of James
rocketjohn: cheetoJack :-D
Justherefortherewards: pony island?? Oh dear
DiscordianTokkan: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
LeeshaJoy: yasss i freaking love this game
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
mastershake29x: @accountmadeforants you should see the going online screen
wildpeaks: it's going to be perfect for Paul
accountmadeforants: Yeah
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DiscordianTokkan: Is there a Candy Mountain on Pony Island?
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Let's all go to Pony Island! James and Paul have no idea what that means by the way. http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/Dpzkl2wU0AYq2IM.jpg
Phosphatide: literally don’t know anything about this game so i’m in for a surprise
MadWaltz: Time for perfectly normal ponies on a totally normal island
mastershake29x: @accountmadeforants you can also always check !schedule
TXC2: does this pony island do songs with Akon? Kappa
Phosphatide: no spoops here on this fine october morning stream right lrrSPOOP
Novus_Spes: I have come for the lols and the games!
JacksGulch: Pony island. I have to see this one live.
StephenJM81: I am really looking forward to this
cheetoJack: just a perfectly normal island of Ponies I'm sure
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: katesLurk katesLurk katesLurk
Serifina: Oh, hey, I've played this game. This'll be interesting.
wildpeaks: time to frolic like happy ponies
accountmadeforants: @mastershake29x Aye, but I prefer to just check the schedule manually before I bother overworked ol' lrrbot. Either way, I magically lucked on the time anyway, so it all works out.
TXC2: hi Serifina
DiscordianTokkan: So since this is sure SOUNDING like a Doki Doki Literature Club dealy, is there a spoiler command update?
Piratical_tendancies just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Piratical_tendancies subscribed for 29 months in a row!
Piratical_tendancies: It's Pony Time!
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TrinketKnight: !spoiler
LRRbot: Please do not discuss spoilers in chat, even jokingly. It's a massive dick move which ruins the fun for others, and you WILL be timed out or even permanently banned. This even applies to "obviously fake" spoilers, so seriously, just don't. Thanks for you co-operation, and enjoy the show!
mastershake29x: @Phosphatide i realize not every stream is lrrSPOOP this month (like LRRMTG), but this seems to be an anti - lrrSPOOP game, surely no title is ever misleading
JacksGulch: Afternoon of light hearted joy.
Ragnarakk: oooh i love this game!
red_shoes_jeff: CHANCE TIME!
DiscordianTokkan: Or a Disturbing Content update? I honestly have no idea
TrinketKnight: @DiscordianTokkan this does not have anything like DDLC's content warnings
ShatteredUniverse: heh. This oughta be good
wiggins: hi!
PhoenixMelior: is there any content warnings for this game?
red_shoes_jeff: CREEEEEAK
wiggins: I know you
DiscordianTokkan: @TrinketKnight Awesome, thanks!
cheetoJack: Hello!
TXC2: hello James and paul
TheMandrew: James of Chance?
TXC2: hi Matt
TheGeekyQuilter: Wooo ponys
DarkNacht: PONY TIME!!!
wildpeaks: that Chance fella sure has a lot of games
WonderfulGlory: This is so weird being in the same time zone of you guys.
Phosphatide: FrankerZ
mastershake29x: greetings
azureHaights: James of Gants
Serifina: @DiscordianTokkan I've played this game. It's not in the realm of content warnings, don't worry.
TheWarbo: lrrSPOOP y
BlueMechanic: this game is particularly chancey
MadWaltz: PoniesOfChance
TacitusVigil: We'll never get James and Paul singing "Take a Chance on Me." Kappa
red_shoes_jeff: Much Spoop
PassedShelfDate: Hi, ... James and Paul? Consulting my Lrr neural path.
wildpeaks: Prey would have been perfect for spooktober
TXC2: TacitusVigil we might at desert bus
Peter200lx just subscribed with Twitch Prime. Peter200lx subscribed for 25 months in a row!
Peter200lx: And now a stream where chat should share nothing about what is to come.
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TheMandrew: you made the comparison that Dead Space 2 is Aliens. and Alien Isolation is the original
TrinketKnight: @PassedShelfDate It's DarkBeard and RedBeard
wildpeaks: it is adorable
DiscordianTokkan: @Serifina Excellent. It's not as much an issue for me, but I wanted to make sure in case for the people it Might be an issue for.
TXC2: what could go wrong?
Serifina: It is not an MLP game. :p
VieVentar: The biggest threat is how sickly sweet things get honestly.
ShatteredUniverse: heh
Ragnarakk: @LoadingReadyRun Its such a cute fun game!
nullrush: yeah, probably a good idea to go into the game with that mentality
SacrificialToast: Other people have played this, might have to make sure the data is cleared.
Serifina: @DiscordianTokkan Given that I'm one of those people... :)
ShatteredUniverse: They have...NO idea
CrazymattCaptain: it's all about Twilight Sparkle
StephenJM81: awesome
TheWarbo: It is totally an MLP game. Definitely an MLP game. Why would it be anything but an MLP game?
azureHaights: So that's why Matt is in the chat, because of ponies
TrinketKnight: it's a great retro game Kappa
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mariammistressofmanifolds: Neigh! It's pony time!
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DiscordianTokkan: @Serifina lrrHEART
PhoenixMelior: It's absolutely a cute pony game
TheMoatman: No, we're just *terrified* of ponies
JacksGulch: It is actually....
Dabrainbox: This is gonna be fun, provided Mods do their usual great job of squashing spoilers :-P
TrinketKnight: It's the most innovative shooter I've played in years
Ragnarakk: Its actually just a fun cute runner!
TheWarbo: Have you ever been kicked by a pony? You should be scared of them.
TXC2: everyone just has hippophobia Kappa
Lotus_position: Oh you sweet summer children.
Noodles_15: Is it the double blind?
thatladyinplaid: Poniessss!!!!!
TheWarbo: which couraged?
kevenwith2es: Trackpad is the spoopiest input device.
Aenir798: Oh wasn't this on W+P?
SacrificialToast: the slight bezel is nice too
TXC2: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I always need healing.
PsychoI3oy: the chromatic aberation is ...
TheMoatman just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. TheMoatman subscribed for 11 months in a row!
TheMoatman: One day I'll get that two year badge back
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VieVentar: A commodore purple and white would work well.
Alahmnat: lrrFINE
TrinketKnight: @Aenir798 not sure, but I'm pretty sure it's been on Talking Sim
LeeshaJoy: That is an awfully Newgrounds-looking company logo.
wildpeaks: see, happy game
TXC2: this game was on Lets Nope before
chronoscrow just subscribed with Twitch Prime!
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GravityWell34: yaaaaassss just in time!!!
Dabrainbox: @kevenwith2es Wrong. It's those little red nub things you used to get on laptops :-P
pigburner: Awe it didn't give me a message
TheMoatman: Even the text is in haich dee
MadWaltz: Wait, is this left-over when someone else was playing it? Does it normally start like this?
Aenir798: @TrinketKnight Maybe that was it, I can't really remember who played it
TrinketKnight: see all of those hoof textures
DiscordianTokkan: Super High Ponies. Got it.
azureHaights: @kevenwith2es Trackpad is spooky. Trackstick is lrrSPOOP
killerpommes: i think you need to clear the savegame
kevenwith2es: @Dabrainbox I've tried to repress those WutFace
Phothrism: oh wow that's what we're playing I remember this game
Sati90: Have we gone full brony yet? Hello guys and chat!
Sati90: lrrAWESOME
TXC2: hello Sati90 welcome
MadWaltz: Ok cool?
TheMoatman: Oh yeah wow that is *incredibly* newgrounds
MadWaltz: cool, rather
DiscordianTokkan: The highest resolution Aliasing
TacitusVigil: Seems like like a Unicorn Island based on that silhouette
morgoth_bauglyr: humming so loud
Herbert_Erpaderp: Hi everyone!
Alahmnat: [ominous hum]
Invitare: are you SURE you deleted Ben's save...?
TrinketKnight: ummm
CrazymattCaptain: freee ticket!
Invitare: is this how it usually starts?
Sati90: Wow that is an oppressive background noise
TrinketKnight: maybe need to restart?
SunhatZhenya: free ticket!
Swordsman_24: Where is Twilight Sparkle?
graven2002: FREE TICKET!
Phothrism: turn on AA
TrinketKnight: like, fully re-install?
Jake_the_guy: free ticket
Alahmnat: yes, this is the start of the game
StephenJM81: futurama
DarkNacht: Bugs on
TrinketKnight: okay
TacitusVigil: [Ben has now been deleted]
Dabrainbox: Yeah, this is normal
darkalter2000: Click the options.
TrinketKnight: okay, felt like more options than I was expecting to start
graven2002: Poor ben
Alahmnat: isn't the binary string the name of a TNG episode?
wildpeaks: goodbye Ben's pony, it went to live to a farm upstate
Sortaz: fix the strart menu?
Sortaz: in options
PsychoI3oy: i didn't see ben play this so this should be interesting
AntiCrepuscular: I got here just in time :D
wildpeaks: welp, you broke it
Friedent: its a futurama reference
Inglonias: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 10:01.
PhoenixMelior: does the options have a start menu fix?
ChaoticObserver: Fix start menu?
TXC2: I forgot if it's 13 or 666
Nightvalien28: PhoenixMelior they do
Sortaz: fix start menu?
EvilBadman: Yo chat. Let them click around and discover things.
Ragnarakk: @LoadingReadyRun fix the start menu!
Sati90: 666
PhoenixMelior: so fix the start menu?
steven1913 just subscribed with Twitch Prime. steven1913 subscribed for 2 months in a row!
steven1913: Its only two months because i lapsed, would be closer to two years if it had kept up.
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TheWarbo: !findquote hand
LRRbot: Quote #3827: "You don't have a mallet in your hand, I'm not afraid of you!" —Molly Lewis, to Ben [2017-01-09]
SacrificialToast: snowman is the best option
Jake_the_guy: you broke it!
LeeshaJoy: !findquote pony
LRRbot: Quote #51: "When a man loves a cartoon pony very much… they share a very special kind of shame… and then he sticks it in her pooper." —Julie and Cameron [2015-02-26]
AntiCrepuscular: "have a hand" or "are a hand", Paul?
Phothrism: wow Cam
AntiCrepuscular: surprise!
Sati90: So I'm guessing that is how the deamons are summoned
TrinketKnight: this is totally how game graphics work
JomAmman: lrrFINE lrrFINE
cheetoJack: uhoh, you're hit assembly
JomAmman: this game though
AntiCrepuscular: and now the programming truly begins! D:
Sortaz: haha
DarkNacht: Fake out its a programing game!!!
wildpeaks: activate Paul powers
Alahmnat: this game was made specifically for Paul ;)
LeeshaJoy: !findquote ponies
Laurreth: ooooooooooooh Return of the Obra Dinn is out
TehAmelie: reminds me of the Chronicles of Riddick DVD that had two different menus depending on if you choose "submit" or resist" at the start
PhoenixMelior: this is very weird
kevenwith2es: SUPER. HOT.
i_dont_use_sleeves just subscribed with Twitch Prime. i_dont_use_sleeves subscribed for 10 months in a row!
i_dont_use_sleeves: Can't really ever watch while LRR is live, but I make sure to pop in just to keep the streak alive!
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mastershake29x: lrrFINE
TrinketKnight: this seems totally above board
Phosphatide: TIS-100 technically counts as a horror game right
mariammistressofmanifolds: this feels like undertale+ super hot
wildpeaks: sountrack on point
cheetoJack: oh this is a neat Robot Unicorn Attack mod
red_shoes_jeff: Have to catch up on this weirdness later.
Phothrism: lvl up!
Phothrism: ALL the levels
LeeshaJoy: Always I wanna be with you and make believe with you and live in harmony harmony...
TheWarbo: lvl 69 lol
azureHaights: Holy Shnikes!
mastershake29x: paul is the best at games
Inglonias: If you let it get to level 100 it does break a little bit.
Kraest: I love the Sonic jumping noise XD
Alahmnat: the music in this game is so good
ContingentCat: nice
SunhatZhenya: nice
rainbowpukingpanda just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. rainbowpukingpanda subscribed for 43 months in a row!
rainbowpukingpanda: you'll only get rid of me if you shut this whole channel down!
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AntiCrepuscular: WAT?! :D
StephenJM81: 360 no scope
TXC2: this somehow sounds like a lavender town remix :P
DiscordianTokkan: I see a glitch thing!
darkalter2000: Look to the right.
Aenir798: There's a glitchy thing
Sortaz: click glitch?
darkalter2000: Look.
corpseponcho: oh no, this again.
Sati90: What is the glitch doing there?
PhoenixMelior: something tells me that Paul and James are going to miss a bunch of stuff
Anaerin: ImGlitch
TXC2: chat dont backseat
AntiCrepuscular: shhhh chat, they're levelling ;)
Metric_Furlong: today on backseating: Chat
Anaerin: imGlitch
vegetalss4: Hey now chat, please let them find things for themselves.
TrinketKnight: !backseat
Styxseus: :D
DevInsanity: This seems fine
Phothrism: damn in-app purcahes
PsychoI3oy: bussing microtransactions
38911BasicBytesFree: But integers don't overflow at 100?
LeeshaJoy: lrrFINE
TacitusVigil: You need an adapter
pazzer99: lrrWOW
AntiCrepuscular: "ERROR: Soul not found"
mastershake29x: um
Sati90: You just have to agree lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
blackwlf: Does it have to be MY soul? I've got a spare around here. . .
wildpeaks: DLCs sure are expensive nowadays
LeeshaJoy: Paul's covering part of the UI
phorrestgaze: meanwhile my internet's glitching and won't let me stream twitch on any device... glad I've got unlimited data so I can watch on my phone.
Inglonias: top right corner
Aenir798: There's an X
TXC2: has windows EVER solved a crashed game?
ultimaodin: This is not what I expected from a game titled pony island
DiscordianTokkan: Ooh! Missingno!
AntiCrepuscular: 2 hours? Is that with or without chat spamming the answers at you ;)
Alahmnat: [ominous hum intensifies]
wildpeaks: Spaaace
Inglonias: 12/10 best game evar
Ragnarakk: @Alahmnat Its not ominous! its the sound of the arcade machine
TXC2: the hum is from the Enterprise no?
Phothrism: F
LeeshaJoy: Interesting spaceship design there.
mastershake29x: wait, this game isn't in 4K? i can't tell
corpseponcho: this game is pure evil. your brain will never be the same.
kevenwith2es: If only the developer of this game worked 100+ hours/week to develop proper horse... parts.
yahelhotam: "hopeless soul"
kitsunestudios: Turnip for what?
wildpeaks: *panics*
LeeshaJoy: @kitsunestudios for ponies, obvs.
azureHaights: This is why they're Turnip
TraceBullet: these sure are some Bfxr sound effects
Phosphatide: “i am a prisoner of this machine” aren’t we all
Noodles_15: It's Dale?
DiscordianTokkan: Lucifer?
Phothrism: "hacked"
Sortaz: :D
Anaerin: ALT+0169
Phothrism: haha
darkalter2000: lucifer
Reecer6: ©
DiscordianTokkan: nice
Dragoknight101: <message deleted>ALT + F4
TrinketKnight: Lucie Pheiffer
Ragnarakk: edgy teen lucier
darkalter2000: Just type Lucifer
TheMerricat: Lucifer.
TXC2: is this guy king candy?
wildpeaks: yes master
DiscordianTokkan: Tell Lucifer to eat your ponut
Phothrism: yee
TehAmelie: are we being dom'd?
Inglonias: yes my grapekeeper
Sortaz: haha
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahah
The_Kraken19 just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. The_Kraken19 subscribed for 43 months in a row!
The_Kraken19: The scales of pangolins comprise about 20% of their total body weight.
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ultimaodin: yes master
Phothrism: subtle
PhoenixMelior: !backseat
PassedShelfDate: This is really interesting.
MadWaltz: The star also flashed a pentagram over it for a split second
AntiCrepuscular: Paul pls :D
control_rig: "mortal"?
TrinketKnight: left pony is crying
lvdassen: try dickbutt as a passwort
MTGColorPie: try "Mortal", as in, Try the password: Mortal
Max_Fan: Every time a video game asks for a password first thing I do is try swordfish
PassedShelfDate: I'm impressed with how the creators took the limitations of graphics in 1992, and tuyrned them all into atmosphere.
Phothrism: the dark souls of pony games?
Admiralmatt: the dev is having a breakdown
TheWarbo: git gud
wildpeaks: so they're saying it's the dark souls of pony-based games
Dabrainbox: Macrotransaction
yahelhotam: dark souls am i right?
wildpeaks: damn I typed too slow :D
Sekunder: oh turn that cheerful facade off for sure
CasualKing21: fair? lol yeah right
ContingentCat: pony physics?
Alahmnat: the obscure options are now obscured
emonotony: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 21:55.
mastershake29x: i may be wrong, but i am getting the feeling that this is not a nice little game about a pony and an island
emonotony: Whee, pwny island
Reecer6: i know i'm anti-al.
Reecer6: al's such a jerk.
emonotony: mastershake29x You're wrong, this is Pony Island and it's about an island of ponies.
Phothrism: aw yeah jamming
Phothrism: I love struggling harware
SalsaDraugur: where is rainbow dash?
mastershake29x: @emonotony ok good, i guess this is just a weird tutorial or something
yahelhotam: nothing in answer to your prayers
Styxseus: Answer to prayers = silence? xD
Inglonias: I played this game and had no idea that ticket was there
DiscordianTokkan: Free will!
TXC2: we got two tickets to paradise?
DiscordianTokkan: Free tickets AND free will! Sweet!
Anaerin: Really useless options?
Aenir798: "Really Useless Options"
Anaerin: Sign me up!
LeeshaJoy: If you don't have free will how can you choose to turn Free Will on?
emonotony: TXC2 Two. Tickets. TO MIIID-NIIIGHT
EvilBadman: Can't wait to get a rad-ass pencil topper with these tickets.
Lirelent: free will is always a lie
PhoenixMelior: PONY BLADES?
Lirelent: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 23:45.
TrinketKnight: Remember chat, this is often a puzzle game. Patience with the streamers
PhoenixMelior: those sound awesome
AlonsoSwift: !uptime
DiscordianTokkan: There was a popup of "There are better options than this"
NojhLivic: So I just joined. Is Paul creating a killer robot again?
TXC2: EvilBadman fuck that, we're going for the voltron ring! Kappa
Tiber727: You cannot get ye free will.
PhoenixMelior: so just take "1"
BrindleBoar: take them ALL
TraceBullet: are those steam codes?
emonotony: YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW (you're not the boss of me now) and you're not so big!
SacrificialToast: those are surely all used by now
darkalter2000: No they are steam codes.
Inglonias: I think these are really steam codes.
Admiralmatt: they are steam codes for this game
Ragnarakk: @LoadingReadyRun They are literally steam codes
darkalter2000: They are all gone now though.
Inglonias: Fairly certain they're all used
Reecer6: i'm sure they were all taken by bots on day 1
LeeshaJoy: I forget, are these the passwords for the guy who demands passwords?
CrazymattCaptain: yeah those are steam codes
Phothrism: yeah those were steam codes
fourmyleofceres: They're steam codes, but they're all gone now.
TheMerricat: they were steam codes for the game
darkalter2000: You really need to click on more things.
ExitPursuedByABear: can you drag those options into the blank spaces?
TheWarbo: "mid run block swaps required"
NojhLivic: Increase size, reverse direction!
Dabrainbox: I like how the random lines of code are hints
TheMerricat: Do you all think it might be better to have James and Paul on the other side of the screen to ee the code?
AlonsoSwift: Ah yes, nothing like some good ol' code hotswapping
DiscordianTokkan: Oh my
wildpeaks: now we're cooking with portals
StephenJM81: top right
Inglonias: The instructions you're stepping through actually provide hints as to what you need to do
control_rig: Upper right
Makhiel: What have I just stepped into?
Aenir798: top right
Lirelent: top right you have a go right
emonotony: Yeah upper right is kinda hard to see
LeeshaJoy: there's another arrow in the top right
darkalter2000: You guys really need to start looking at the whole screen.
Dabrainbox: I think you might be having brightness issues @LoadingReadyRun
DarkNacht: up>^
Lirelent: you want to go left then right
Metric_Furlong: chat: backseating
TheWarbo: Go Left
emonotony: You don't want use_less_();
Alahmnat: pair programming!
wildpeaks: !findquote laser
LRRbot: Quote #3845: "Don't bring a laser to a car fight!" —Molly Lewis [2017-01-11]
AntiCrepuscular: the power!
darkalter2000: Loo at this screen.
darkalter2000: Dammit.
Phothrism: dramatic musics
TXC2: pony LAZORS!
TrinketKnight: DragonPony
Dabrainbox: I love this music
EvilBadman: @darkalter2000 just let them play. like pony intended.
AntiCrepuscular: pogo strats!
Phothrism: I like the small lags when you kill something
Anaerin: You are the prettiest Pwnie
MadWaltz: You can shoot lasers, of course you are the prettiest pony
godort: oh hey, Pony island
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godort: this game is dope
emonotony: It's relaxing rain
TXC2: "have you ever seen the rain?"
TheMerricat: you turned off the cheery facade paul.
Tiber727: But don't the flowers on Pony Island need rain?
EJGRgunner: !quote pony
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Alahmnat: happy demons
SmashTCG: huh
diamondmx: but rain is nice
wildpeaks: *hacker voice*
TehAmelie: i forgot we had hands
LeeshaJoy: !findquote ponies
LRRbot: Quote #51: "When a man loves a cartoon pony very much… they share a very special kind of shame… and then he sticks it in her pooper." —Julie and Cameron [2015-02-26]
NojhLivic: To survive? Are we making time?
TXC2: this our time, our time down here!
Lirelent: we found the source
Phothrism: I get it, it's a demon
TraceBullet: thought that was ganon from zelda 1 for a second
Phothrism: like the software
wildpeaks: typical linux server
Alahmnat: it does have a similarly meta sensibility
DiscordianTokkan: Whoops
GravityWell34: aghhhhh that was literally my hard drive bootup sound o.o
TXC2: this is just the plot from Wreck it Ralph
AntiCrepuscular: competitive coding!
DiscordianTokkan: The demon is messing with you now
Admiralmatt: why did you cut him off?
Alahmnat: pair programming, PvP mode!
Lirelent: haha you let out the trash demon
Lirelent: why did he let out the trash demon?
Inglonias: Hint: You can swap already placed blocks here.
ShatteredUniverse: you have to play tic tac toe
LeeshaJoy: @Lirelent the trash demon let itself out
ShatteredUniverse: essntially
DarkNacht: move his
darkalter2000: No!
darkalter2000: So obvi!
TXC2: chat let them work it out
mastershake29x: @darkalter2000 maybe this isn't the stream for you
TheWarbo: oh god the backseating-with-delay on this game will be great
control_rig: No backseating
Phothrism: yeah chat take a chillll pill
TrinketKnight: Puzzle game chat. Granted, I get the impression they're just ignoring us
RogueLink: So you're trying to get to the bottom right?
Inglonias: !badadvice
LRRbot: Aim for Third.
TrinketKnight: @RogueLink correct
Inglonias: ^
emonotony: Phothrism What if It take a rage pill?
Piratical_tendancies: !advice
LRRbot: Go around the lasers, not into them.
TrinketKnight: !badadvice
LRRbot: Get beaten by a mole.
vegetalss4: I am happy that chat is being ignored
Lirelent: i mean paul is the biggest brain, i trust in mad science paul
RogueLink: what a weird puzzle. lol
TXC2: trying to get to that key
Serifina: Be patient, let them play.
TheMerricat: I need to stop trying to straighten the display by leaning.
PhoenixMelior: yeah this is one of those times I'm okay with being ignored
Phothrism: @emonotony pretty sure you start one of those zombie movies in that case
EvilBadman: Paul's real good at program. Trust the process.
AntiCrepuscular: lrrGOAT
PhoenixMelior: as Marik Ishtar would say, IGNORE ME!
kristwist: goat there
control_rig: Huzzah
Creideiki_SE: Paul is best pony!
drthmik: OHHHHHH... right ...this game rooDerp
TrinketKnight: I have 12x removals
TheWarbo: lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK lrrSACK
NojhLivic: This is like a complicated tic tac toe?
Inglonias: Correction: They have famous youtuber james turner on their side
AntiCrepuscular: I mean lrrGOAT loses?
Phosphatide: pair programming Kappa
TheWarbo: he called himself a big brain huh
LeeshaJoy: I think it's supposed to be a goat hoof?
Inglonias: ^
Inglonias: Oh yeah!
Inglonias: Never caught that before
EJGRgunner: I don’t think that’s true
TXC2: so Vancouver Island is a Giant goat hoof? Kappa
TheMerricat: You are saying Vancouver Island is a Goat Hoof?
EJGRgunner: That fact was not “fun”
GravityWell34: it looks like a cheesie wearing a helmet
wildpeaks: lrrGOAT
Lirelent: a goat hoof that gives to children
Lirelent: !dbcountdown
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JoeKim: hello friends
vegetalss4: Twitch please stop freezing!
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JoeKim: hows the pony island?
Lirelent: @JoeKim !!!! hihi
darkalter2000: Use that down.
TXC2: hello JoeKim welcome
Alahmnat: I've heard of defensive programming but this is ridiculous
darkalter2000: You need it.
Alahmnat: ;)
Gnuttor: Hi Paul! Hi James! Hi chat!
Lirelent: at least this db I'll be single so I'll all the time to watch the bussing of the deserts
TXC2: darkalter2000 please stop backseating
TXC2: hello Gnuttor welcome
Inglonias: !badadvice
LRRbot: Take the Master Key.
RogueLink: this is weird. I like it! lol
JoeKim: what is this game??
Lirelent: hehe defensive programming... with pony laaaazers
Gnuttor: @TXC2 :) :) :)
TXC2: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Pony Island
JoeKim: i mean. i can see the game. but can someone explain it
darkalter2000: Why am I in chat if not for backstabbing?
TrinketKnight: @JoeKim a pleasant and relaxing runner games about ponies
JoeKim: ahh
mastershake29x: @JoeKim pony island, a nice tranquil game about ponies on an island
emonotony: Lirelent Offensive programming
RogueLink: first try!
MadWaltz: Nice
Lirelent: i'm not.... sure this is an explain sort of game, this bit is like programming with blocks I guess
TrinketKnight: @JoeKim absolutely not an attempt by the demons of hell to steal souls
DiscordianTokkan: Man. This reminds me of the robo arm part of Castle of Dr. Brain but harder
emonotony: It's Minecraft but with Ponies
JoeKim: sounds fun
DarkNacht: Those are locked onmes
TXC2: JoeKim you ever seen SUPER HOT?
TheWarbo: there's been a reset button fwiw
AntiCrepuscular: "GO@T_O_SIN"? lrrSPOOP
TheWarbo: (not super important though)
TheMerricat: cheer150 those are locked tiles once someone is placed in them, it's stuck
DiscordianTokkan: Haha. Goat O Sin
Phothrism: @AntiCrepuscular that refers to the name of the demon, azazel was the one with the goat and stuff
TrinketKnight: @JoeKim also Lucie Pheiffer is a great programmer who totally tests their work and their code has no problems and is wonderful and awesome and you shouldn't try hacking it to escape
LeeshaJoy: there's a reset button in the lower right if you need it
Inglonias: Maybe futz with your gamma settings?
LordShadner: I've been trying to watch since start can anyone help with error 2000? lrrAWW
TrinketKnight: @LordShadner clear your browser cache maybe?
Jake_the_guy: lrrSPOOP
JoeKim: i'm gonna hack everything
ExitPursuedByABear: there's another left turn available
emonotony: JoeKim Gibson, planet, Paul?
TheMerricat: cheer150 the starting point is always the statement "STR@T(x)"
Dabrainbox: There was a left near the top of the stack, I think your brightness is too low for you to see the edges of the screen
TrinketKnight: This game is designed to allow for trial and error
Anaerin: Maybe fill the locked slots first?
Lirelent: @JoeKim have you ever played 7 billion humans? this reminds me a bit of that
Aenir798: You might be having brightness issues with the studio lights
emonotony: JoeKim Paul has Linux installed on him, can you hack Linux?
JoeKim: i will learn
JoeKim: 7 billion humans sounds like real life
JoeKim: that sounds terrible
ElektroTal: what the helk is this
drthmik: the immage of the Key that moves is to the left of the STR@T(x)
JacksGulch: They missed an opportunity to put in the "loading", "ready", and "run" keywords.
Lirelent: 7 billion humans is a block programming puzzle game from the people who made world of goo
JoeKim: oh cool
RogueLink: nice
Lirelent: it's... a bit too much like my day job for me, but paul enjoyed it quite a bit
RogueLink: I'm guessing the whole game isn't like this?
TheWarbo: we are really lucky he can't move ours like we can move his
RogueLink: I heard this game was pretty weird.
Alahmnat: lrrGOAT
TXC2: most of the game is this
JoeKim: you got punked
Earthenone: lrrGOAT
JoeKim: you're secretly the bad guy
TacitusVigil: Quick call Paul! Oh, right
JoeKim: like Sun/Moon
JoeKim: where you're the rival
AlonsoSwift: The screen is bleeding black pixel blood!
godort: a lot of the game is like this
pterodactyl_noises: The whole game is 100% this
Lirelent: does anyone remember actual core memory, when it was metal rings with wires woven by little old grand mothers
Reecer6: it becomes a battle royale in the third act just wait
Lirelent: each ring was an actual single bit of memory?
emonotony: RogueLink These are the puzzle interludes from the platformer and other popular game modes
darkalter2000: Lucifer.
yahelhotam: lucifer
Lirelent: which is what "core" comes from
RayFK: password is 69
splatty1: is it 12345?
emonotony: Password is 2069
RayFK: It'a always 69
Lirelent: 1337
wildpeaks: 13376969
EvilBadman: You rang?
TXC2: RayFK the password is dickbutt Kappa
Phothrism: ponies?
Noodles_15: it's really funny IIRC
TheWarbo: xX42069Xz
PhoenixMelior: password, try guest :P
CasualKing21: pony?
TrinketKnight: 4201337
DarkNacht: Is the password Pony Island?
TheWarbo: hah *he* left the walkthrough.txt for you
CasualKing21: 6942069
EvilBadman: new core who dis
Inglonias: Since the store page also tells you this, it's not really a spoiler to say the main character is dead and this is hell
Lirelent: I have a core memory board somewhere...
lifecharacter: Ask them if they're the real bad guy.
Lirelent: 2734
Abavus: This background drone isn't at all pleasant is it...
godort: that's an awful password
MTGColorPie: 1234? That's the same combination as my luggage!
emonotony: 6969?
Phothrism: sweet wallpaper my dude
accountmadeforants: See, his password is fine. As long as Lucifer doesn't guess it everything's fine.
EvilBadman: My iphone password is 000000
RogueLink: Is there a story goal you're trying to achieve?
emonotony: EvilBadman Are you saying Kanye West is evil bad man?
Scorpio_SW: hi
vegetalss4: crappy security because it's poorly programmed
wildpeaks: dickbutt
TXC2: hello Scorpio_SW welcome
TrinketKnight: @RogueLink escape this without surrenduring to satantech
PassedShelfDate: Sorry, need to go to a meeting. Have fun.
EvilBadman: @emonotony I thought that much was obvious. :P
leikar: it was in guest
DarkNacht: just guess
TXC2: so long PassedShelfDate have fun
Lirelent: Password
DiscordianTokkan: Hah. I wonder if Lucifer's password is 0667, one more than evil
lvdassen: sad but i have to gon now have a nice one
RogueLink: @TrinketKnight ah ok. thanks
TXC2: so long lvdassen have fun
TrinketKnight: Don't worry, it's totally not a profile for your soul
wildpeaks: the one who guessed "pony" earlier was pretty close :D
AlonsoSwift: Oh hey, the eye is still there
AntiCrepuscular: Paul, stop giving Lucifer advice! :D
RogueLink: lol
ExitPursuedByABear: that eye is new
TXC2: oh hay Blockbusters
kitsunestudios: Holy crap, i recognize that sound effect
TehAmelie: if a pony had wings, would they look like this or this?
kitsunestudios: Sounds like the mice dying on the old mac game Dark Castle.
Alahmnat: batponies best ponies
wildpeaks: yay
DarkNacht: This is the Dev build
Inglonias: !badadvice
LRRbot: Dye it with your blood.
Inglonias: ^
wildpeaks: accurate, lrrbot
frozenphoenix7: James Turner, Famous Canadian Pony Island-er
splatty1: pray I do not alter pony island again Kappa
Phothrism: yeah so, these are those nightly builds I've been hearing about?
emonotony: Phothrism Yes
Lirelent: this seems like the story line to Tron ?
emonotony: "try_hopping"
Inglonias: Easy Puzzle to teach new mechanic
Inglonias: :)
Phothrism: :P
TheWarbo: "ex puzzle to teach new mechanic" lol I love this
TrinketKnight: it's a GoTo command
emonotony: "ez puzzle", but yes
38911BasicBytesFree: Should we be playing this in front of LRRbot? We don't want to give it bad ideas!
emonotony: Final Fantasy time!
AlonsoSwift: Now you're thinking with code portals!
TheWarbo: typos happne :-P
PhoenixMelior: this isn't a horror game at all, it's a game for introductory programming classes
PhoenixMelior: lol, that's a good quote
Phothrism: aw yeah, we jrpg now
Inglonias: Yeah, Satan is a bad game dev in general
TrinketKnight: @PhoenixMelior Por que no los dos? :P
emonotony: 38911BasicBytesFree What are the odds LRRBot turns sentient and starts to steal souls, come on now
Inglonias: "It turns out satan kinda sucks at game programming - Paul"
Phosphatide: kingdom of ponying
TXC2: !addquote (Paul) [now] Turns out Satan kinda sucks at game programming.
LRRbot: New quote #5406: "Turns out Satan kinda sucks at game programming." —Paul [2018-10-18]
Inglonias: Yey
AlonsoSwift: Clearly we need to set the laser power to 69
Lirelent: over 9000!!!!!
Phosphatide: i just saw EXPERIENCE BEACH lrrBEEJ
pterodactyl_noises: "we will we will rock you"
Inglonias: Who can add quotes? Just mods?
Phothrism: time for a break?
emonotony: AlonsoSwift Well set it to 70 for now
NojhLivic dances
TXC2: Inglonias indeed just us mods
Lirelent: can we set the clock?
MadWaltz: AlonsoSwift IIRC Ben did that
leikar: Go over 90000
TacitusVigil: Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational pony!!!
DarkNacht: 69
Tiber727: Ben got it to 69.
Aenir798: Ben got it to 69
TheWarbo: yeah they definitely set theirs to 69
38911BasicBytesFree: @emonotony Before it knew how easy it was? 0%. Now the Satan Pony has shown it how though... Who knows!
PhoenixMelior: nice
Inglonias: Oh, ben played this?
ExitPursuedByABear: obviously 666
TheWarbo: you should set yours to 420
DiscordianTokkan: Got a nice beat to it
TXC2: Creideiki_SE please label links :)
RogueLink: lol
Phothrism: yep, gotta beat ben
TehAmelie: heh, did you hear about how Bloodborne bosses get tired if you let it run for 12 hours?
Scarbble: gottem
emonotony: It probably overflows at 255
Anaerin: You need to do 70, 'cause it does a -1 before the check.
TheMerricat: You know I've never seen a single person just go as soon as their power got 2, in all the times I've seen it streaming.
kinkerbelle: set it to 10/17 Kappa
ShatteredUniverse: I think a previous int overflowed at 99
DrWreckage: Go on break, get a snack, you might find yourself at 400
MadWaltz: 37 is a good number
Phothrism: 37 is a funny number?
Lord_ZYRK: THE 37?!
MadWaltz: 36 is also a good number
Inglonias: @emonotony did ben archive his playthrough somewhere?
Reecer6: 37 is like, the second funniest number.
ShatteredUniverse: shoulda gone 42
TXC2: this is good music
kinkerbelle: in a row!?
PhoenixMelior: does anyone else remember pony glue?
emonotony: Inglonias Not_me, but probably lrl
ShatteredUniverse: LtU&E
Alahmnat: I love this track
AntiCrepuscular: ditto :)
MadWaltz: Nah, the laser power doesn't matter so long as it went over 1
Inglonias: I see it in Beej's backlog, but not Ben
pencilsnake: is this actually in 3D?
splatty1: satan may not program well but his music is lit Kappa
Alahmnat: love the framerate slowdown when it puts a bunch of stuff on the screen at once
Inglonias: And I don't see anything on Ben's channel either. Maybe confusing Ben with Beej?
AntiCrepuscular: Inglonias Ben played it at the end of an episode of Let's Nope, it was a filler
NojhLivic: Moor power?
Inglonias: Ah
DrWreckage: It shoot wherever you are, so you where jumping, and jumped into it
ANoNameIs: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Games of Chance (With your suggestions and our trusty D6, James and Paul explore the wonderful world of video games. Game: Pony Island) at Thu 10:00 AM PDT (55m ago).
Phothrism: yeah this game is pretty competent as simulating struggling hardware
Meyari: I think it was Cori and Hodor who played on Beej's Backlog?
TXC2: ANoNameIs magic is after this at 2pm PDT
ANoNameIs: Didnt realize the stream was up anyways
Garrub: !updog
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 6:19:24. lrrSPOT
atlr: good job
Reecer6: man, if only there was a way to reskin the pony to be the robot unicorn from robot unicorn attack
Garrub: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 54:15.
DiscordianTokkan: Time for wings!
TehAmelie: it's all downhill from here eh
ANoNameIs: Hey, i have this game. It was alright
TXC2: gotta Sweem!
wildpeaks: !findquote gud
LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
Inglonias: Exp Beach! lrrBEEJ
emonotony: "XP grind? This IS Satan." - Paul, now
LeeshaJoy: The in-app purchases would all be with in-game currency, which is Your Immortal Soul.
Call_me_Kaye: Level up: 1 soul
RogueLink: at least your laser isn't slower lowering in power.
TehAmelie: i keep wondering if the laser is incredibly powerful at the first moment you fire and then declines so you should just tap it for the shortest possible bursts like in Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar
AlonsoSwift: Now we can more reasonably set it to 420
thegreatwyrdling: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Games of Chance (With your suggestions and our trusty D6, James and Paul explore the wonderful world of video games. Game: Pony Island) at Thu 10:00 AM PDT (58m ago).
BrindleBoar: infinite cosmic power
WitherVoice: Paul, why are you so cool? It's kinda mindboggling.
Inglonias: Because he's paul
TXC2: ^
Inglonias: And if you want to know why that is... there's this whole song for that
EvilBadman: Richard Garfield is upset with you
AntiCrepuscular: Inglonias did you find Ben's Pony Island stream?
Alahmnat: Death Of The Author, Satan m'dude
Inglonias: I did not, no
AntiCrepuscular: It's here: https://youtu.be/cEDMQ-twiDg?t=4436
Inglonias: Did you?
Inglonias: Thanks
TehAmelie: now i want pony wings. i assume they're like buffalo wings but more horsey
AntiCrepuscular: no worries :)
vegetalss4: I wonder if it's actually possible to get the wings without "cheating"
Inglonias: I gotta go now. See you
Inglonias: Have fun!
TXC2: so long Inglonias have fun
LeeshaJoy: You're a princess now!
TXC2: we were always a princess, we just didn't now yet
DrWreckage: Ben did not give up until he got that ticket in the lake, and it's extra
Ragnarakk: Satan isnt evil he's just a little brother wanting you to play his (frankly horrible) game
TXC2: *know it
accountmadeforants: He's improving, isn't he? Just stick with it for a while, help him out with his ideas. Last time he actually got a comment on itch.io!
Theteddybear676: what a werid game
Dabrainbox: That ticket is gettable by the way, but requires some lateral thinking
LeeshaJoy: He's made some great stuff for the Fifth Circle Of Damnation Game Jam.
Admiralmatt: actually grinding for the wings
TheWarbo: yeah i mean in this type of game the ticket is clearly there to bug the hell out of you until you figure out the "trick"
LeeshaJoy: (Ironically, I was just rewatching GPLP Dante's Inferno this week)
Garrub: Hey, its Pony island!! i love this game
Lirelent: that gplp is amazing
ticksam just subscribed with Twitch Prime!
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Phothrism: gplp was great
Lirelent: so educational
Admiralmatt: the dev had to patch in text for when someone does this
EJGRgunner: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and James play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (2:57 from now).
AntiCrepuscular: :D
TXC2: I miss Brad
Lethondrin: Is the tilted screen driving anyone else crazy?
TXC2: Lethondrin yes
Lethondrin: Glad to know it's not just me
Reecer6: Oh, I think I understand how you'd get the ticket.
TXC2: think of it as a Dutch angle
ContingentCat: @Lethondrin yup
TacitusVigil: A place where we don't need roads...so...three years ago? Kappa
ticksam: Mainly a Youtube watcher but i just watched the october update and found out thta amazon gives me a free sub. so boom
TheWarbo: well that's a boring level now
EvilBadman: Just adjust your home screen to compensate for their tilt
StephenJM81: ignore the lines!
AntiCrepuscular: shhh
Aenir798: No one tell them
DarkNacht: Do you want to know how to get the ticket or do you want to figure it out?
Dabrainbox: Yeah, nobody tell them solutions unless they ask
yahelhotam: what if you press it while walking?
yahelhotam: never played
splatty1: oh, got it
darkalter2000: Click while moving.
Alahmnat: think like a bad programmer ;)
andy1503: hullo all
leikar: click from thebottom left one to the top right
shadowypenguin: skip a level while moving
Anaerin: How does the pony move if you skip a square?
NojhLivic: Oooh. I think I know it.
oscelot: create your own lines
ExitPursuedByABear: leikar has it, I think
DiscordianTokkan: Ohhhh.
AntiCrepuscular: Paul's doing what I spent ages trying :)
tangerineparasol: you are the spoon
NojhLivic: Connet the dots
KerbalDyne: jump out of order
drthmik: try skipping the middle square
KerbalDyne: cross the lake
TemporallyAwry: !chat
Lethondrin: I love the think like a bad programmer suggestion
darkalter2000: While moving.
Alahmnat: to quote Alex, "exploit their pathing"
brightshadow: getting closer
shadowypenguin: Try it from the other side
Aenir798: It's more devious
Admiralmatt: i think we need alex
eaterofcheese00: this game
Lethondrin: Although I'd reword it as think like a good tester
AntiCrepuscular: shortcuts!
brightshadow: as a software qa guy this game was great LuL
Reecer6: It's confusing because I imagine the cursor moves tilted like the screen.
AlonsoSwift: And now it's just a timing puzzle
pencilsnake: YASSSS
AlonsoSwift: lrrGOAT
AntiCrepuscular: ticketsssss!
ShatteredUniverse: dece
Lirelent: lrrGOAT
Earthenone: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
DarkNacht: The lines don't mean anything
Lethondrin: lrrCOW
emonotony: Sacrificed a lrrGOAT
TrinketKnight: Something something "my soul may be in danger...but...collectibles..."
drthmik: he got it IRL rooPog
Lirelent: it's hacks all the way down
darkalter2000: Under 0
Lirelent: 7 billion humans
pencilsnake: cheer100 tickets for days!
eaterofcheese00: these sounds are so unsettling
TrinketKnight: More Contrived than Average. Multiple Solutions
ShatteredUniverse: Oh, I got it
ShatteredUniverse: yeh
dreamyxcupcakes: I never realize that the coding also gives hints. multiple solutions more contrived than average
TheWarbo: yeah getting out of the "I must create a program that runs correctly from the beginning" mindset takes a bit
ApodoNuevo: Dutch angles in video games?
darkalter2000: It is actually the screen that is at an angle.
Our_oBoros: If you pass bloodmist, please see a doctor.
TrinketKnight: Yeah, for a bad programmer Satan is actually a surprisingly aware code commenter
darkalter2000: The internal screen.
playmaster500: cheer100 hey Paul did you play assassin's Creed Odyssey
AlonsoSwift: More importantly, this game does the Frog Fractions-y 'game-within-game' stuff while still having internal consistency
emonotony: ApodoNuevo THE DUTCH! AGAIN!
ContingentCat: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 9 Nov 10:00 AM PST (21d, 23:49 from now)
Earthenone: sin desert, so nevada?
Anaerin: Sin Dessert?
splatty1: I forgot, didn't this game start on the "one screen" game jam?
TXC2: is Sin desert where Sin city is?
WitherVoice: Sin Desert sounds like a Fullmetal Alchemist place. Maybe.
Serifina: I am actually interested in AC:O because of the videos people have ben posting. Looks way more fun and silly than other entries. Also, being able to play a girl properly makes it way more interesting to me. >.>
Alahmnat: isn't the sin desert just burning man?
pencilsnake: mmmm... sin funnel cake
EvilBadman: @Serifina I enjoy the last one and this looks like improvements on that
TheWarbo: sin desert, con desert
AlonsoSwift: Yeah, it's a weird thing where an 'on-off' variable is represented by numbers
TXC2: Serifina from what I've heard, it's grind-tactular
DiscordianTokkan: Desert Pony For Hope
TacitusVigil: Still better than Fyre Festival. Kappa
vegetalss4: I mean an Ice desert is a real term for the type of desert that's covered in ice.
Serifina: @TXC2 Gah, don't tell me that, I hate grind. >.>
godort: The laser variable doesnt actually do anything power is either 0 or 1
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TheMerricat: That's our Paul, speed running Pony Island. ^_^
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TXC2: Serifina yeah Jim Sterling talked about it
Lethondrin: Speed run must not mean what I think it means then...
RogueLink: I'm jut gonna drop this here... https://www.speedrun.com/Pony_Island
RogueLink: lol
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Alahmnat: I really do legit love how the laser faux-lags out the game
Serifina: @TXC2 I, uh, actually stopped watching his show because I kinda got tired of his gimmick and the way he has to sneer his way through half his script anymore. It's just tiring.
TacitusVigil: Nintendo
Dhaunayne: hydration bot
SomebodyNowhere: I get the feeling the game is messing with you lrrBEEJ
TXC2: Serifina I dont watch him much either, just this one caught my eye
drthmik: rooPog I just looked and the current record for Pony Island is 36:53.050 rooVV
Serifina: @TXC2 Makes sense.
pencilsnake: lol playing wii sports and apparently you couldn't handle it so you should take a break like every 30 min
cuzigotprime: how pony is the island
drthmik: 420% Pony
drthmik: rooKb
cuzigotprime: damn i was hoping for 69%
AlonsoSwift: 420% pony, 69% island
TXC2: "How pony was my Island" the squeal to "How green was my valley" Kappa
cuzigotprime: editing memory is fun
Admiralmatt: didn't you skip a section back there?
RogueLink: whelp
DiscordianTokkan: Snowman!
Laurence72: I like this horror/humor vibe
pencilsnake: somebody clip so paul can blind map
darkalter2000: You saw a thing on screen.
TehAmelie: "Satan has trouble adjusting to the modern world" is one of my favorite plots. see: Chronicles of Wormwood
accountmadeforants: You and Satan are basically doing that CSI thing where you're simultaneously using the same keyboard for EXTRA FAST PROGRAMMING
Bengineering: how you liking the game boys?
TXC2: Hello Ben
wildpeaks: hell, the ultimate sub-ocean: no wonder it's so buggy
DiscordianTokkan: Hi Ben!
Psychic_Ketchup: benginHey
pencilsnake: BEN you're awesome
Lirelent: beeeeeeeeen
Scarbble: hi ben!
Mt_Storm: benginHey
Bengineering: benginHeart
TehAmelie: when you're writing computer games, you're coding wish Satan
TacitusVigil: Hi Ben. They deleted your save. Kappa
RogueLink: hey @Bengineering
TehAmelie: [cautionary poster]
Alahmnat: *waves* hi Ben :)
Lirelent: more friend, more happy
ANoNameIs: Coding with Satan sounds like a late night comedy that only got 3 episodes before being cancelled.
TXC2: you mean God the Devil and Bob?
Lirelent: sounds like an edgy PBS show to try to get the kids to stay in school
ArcOfTheConclave: a then b then c?
TXC2: *mean like
ANoNameIs: Look man, If satan showed up at my doorstep telling me i need to pick up programming, I think Id start picking up programming
Admiralmatt: doesn't the code text on the screen tell you what to do?
ANoNameIs: Like, no threats, just a horny demon ringing my doorbell saying "Dude, the job oppertunities are MASSIVE"
Lirelent: cool how it says in the program "here first"
DiscordianTokkan: I think A and B have to be over 99 before C can increase
Admiralmatt: here first
pencilsnake: I've coded with Satan, he used a greek question mark instead of a semicolon (which look identical) and just started laughing. It was worse than the disk tray open/close/open/close/etc. prank
DarkNacht: Yes the white text is the walkthrough
nullrush: didn't notice in my playthrough the comments provide hints
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Alahmnat: never let anyone tell you code comments are worthless
Mowdownjoe: I remember Cori playing this. It didn't quite follow actual coding logic.
Lirelent: not just hints, it actually just tells you the answer
ShatteredUniverse: YES; COMMENT your code!
TXC2: ALWAYS comment your code
TrinketKnight: Yeah, Satan is a better commenter than most profs I've had
Lirelent: this whole game is to try to get people to comment their code more often
Lirelent: it's a PLOOOY
pencilsnake: don't just comment, askii art it up fam
emonotony: BTW, weed is legal now. Has anything changed in Canada?
TXC2: mope
accountmadeforants: Yeah, remember you're doing real-time programming, but literally. Real-time compiling and executing, even.
TXC2: *nope
AlonsoSwift: @TrinketKnight Oof, that's a scathing indictment. I like it
pTVConnorRyan: My code is self commenting
TheWarbo: adjust your code *while* its running. Reflection is fun!
nullrush: listen, code commenting is deoderant
TrinketKnight: Dr Mythic I believe
RogueLink: @LoadingReadyRun I've been questioning most of Satan Techs programming decisions.
ContingentCat: though hacker leet talk is better than nothing
Psychic_Ketchup: !findquote history's greatest monster
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Psychic_Ketchup: Darn
ShatteredUniverse: My programming professor would like, ACTUALLY tank you a whole grade level if you put in zero comments
nullrush: if you have to, your code smells, and should be refactored
Tiber727: Satan is the second most powerful and intelligent being in the universe. Of course he can comment his code.
TXC2: that's a simpsons quote Psychic_Ketchup not LRR Kappa
drthmik: I've heard everything from "Doctor the milk" to "Darth Mike" rooShrug
nullrush: @ShatteredUniverse your professor should read Clean Code
ANoNameIs: Satan comments the code, but in the most annoying way possible. With more code.
pencilsnake: so which level of hell is pony island?
TheWarbo: !quote 87
LRRbot: Quote #87: "To be fair, he is a literal monster. I'm just an *sshole." —Graham [2015-04-01]
emonotony: drthmik dearth of milk
LeeshaJoy: Level 1337, obviously.
RogueLink: lol the paralaxing is off. on the trees.
emonotony: drthmik Aka "dry cereal"
CaptainSpam: Mmm, a dessert of sin.
Admiralmatt: you skiped the go north part
ShatteredUniverse: @nullrush It doesn't mean comment every line. I mean, like, have a section at the top where you explain what the code does, and point out imporatant sections
drthmik: rooKek
accountmadeforants: Instead of self-documenting code, Satan insists on self-coding documentation.
TXC2: Go north! life is cold up there
ShatteredUniverse: er, important*
emonotony: Go north! in the frozen air
nullrush: @ShatteredUniverse it's still dumb and considered to be a failure of the code you wrote if it's not self-explanatory
RogueLink: I bet you have to hack his health
SomebodyNowhere: thanks a lot shang tsung
SacrificialToast: COW
AlonsoSwift: Does this core file have a devil put aside for you?
ContingentCat: whoops
RogueLink: @LoadingReadyRun pretty sure it is.
Alahmnat: I kind of hate the notion that code should explain itself. We have words for that. use them. comments literally add no bulk to a program but they go a LONG way toward helping others understand what you've done and *why*
StephenJM81: real hacking is like this!
cheetoJack: I would so be a hacker if it was like this
MAPBoardgames: This game is trippy if you wear 3-D glasses when you play it
Lirelent: real hacking is blowing into ethernet cables, less fun
TacitusVigil: Real hacking? Quick, James, start typing on the keyboard at the same time with Paul! Kappa
pTVConnorRyan: Real hacking can be like that if you use your *IMAGINATION*
brightshadow: real hacking IS like this though. if you imagine hard enough OpieOP
DarkNacht: Pony Island the Dark Souls of Ponies
wildpeaks: I would definitely stop coding if it meant summoning demons
Lirelent: i would code more
TheWarbo: hit the glowing weak spot for massive damage
Papperslappen: !advice
LRRbot: Throw your face at enemies.
emonotony: Is he a giant enemy crab in a game of riiidge racer?
MadWaltz: Hacking...with Pony lasers!!
TehAmelie: ha, Paul's catchphrase, so appropriate
Lirelent: true haxor
nullrush: @Alahmnat again, if you have to comment a code block, usually that means it's well suited to be refactored to be better understood. If there are public APIs though, that's a little different, since they can't look at code
Lirelent: so the story of tron
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
JinaMahavira: Firing' Meh Lazar
SajuukSjet: whargharbhal!
TacitusVigil: Satan.exe has unexpectedly stopped working
RogueLink: um....
pencilsnake: holy shit was that task manager????
DarkNacht: Satan just wants you to play Pony Island.
LeeshaJoy: Oh god we're in Freddy Fazbear's!
ANoNameIs: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat.
cheetoJack: and now the game truly begins?
wildpeaks: comments explain "why", "what" the code does is already explained by reading code
ContingentCat: NG+?
RogueLink: I would walk away. lmao
emonotony: The real Pony Island starts here.
ANoNameIs: holy crap, Theres more to this game?
MAPBoardgames: I recently bought some satan sheets with a high threat count.
wildpeaks: yay happy ponies :)
Reecer6: now it's tilted back!
MeImoth: theres cobwebs now
TheMerricat: and you go straight back to the satan game.
PhoenixMelior: this feels like a trap, Satan
ArcOfTheConclave: Lucifer?
B4rberblacksheep: Oh yes pony islands
Lirelent: james voiceover beeest voiceover
accountmadeforants: He figured the only way you'd give him time to actually fix his game is if you went to sleep for a bit
Noodles_15: What is a pony?
SajuukSjet: his eyes are crosses
TehAmelie: i hope it slowly morphs into literally Robot Unicorn Attack
TacitusVigil: We're still a unicorn though. A ponycorn?
ANoNameIs: This game sucks.
TrinketKnight: Unipony
wildpeaks: teehee
ShatteredUniverse: PHRASING
TXC2: that's our left ear
ANoNameIs: Go back to the satan game.
emonotony: Phrasing?
MAPBoardgames: a unipony
LeeshaJoy: My Little Faustus: Friendship is Damnation
emonotony: !adult
LRRbot: I need a better adult!
Admiralmatt: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
Porsgaard81: This is not a pony!
pTVConnorRyan: Getting tickled by butterflies sounds like a new way of describing drugs
TheWarbo: and butterfly_whee.mp3 is back
AlonsoSwift: @LeeshaJoy Pretty sure that's just Madoka
wildpeaks: hahahaha
TacitusVigil: [It wasn't ok]
StephenJM81: buddy satan
Lirelent: james voice is adding so much, thank you james
eaterofcheese00: now THIS is pony island
pTVConnorRyan: This red guy has a trustworthy face
Lirelent: such a smiley face
emonotony: James can you add some extra whimsy to your voice?
RogueLink: uh oh
yahelhotam: yea this is a lot like superhot
LeeshaJoy: lrrFINE
tyrsredritehand: Frog Fractions 3?
pencilsnake: yaaaaaaaaay puzzle breeeeaaaaaak!!
Lirelent: but now code comments now
Lirelent: no*
DarkNacht: Now the puzzles don't have hints
Laurence72: this reminds me of the Magicland sketch with Paul urging us to yell "PILLAGE A VILLAGE!"
splatty1: how the theme can change a game?
pTVConnorRyan: Got to do it as 2 steps
Sortaz: multiple steps
godort: I never realized, but this is a really clever puzzle
emonotony: splatty1 How can a theme change the nature of a man?
Lirelent: actually a game about positive mental framing?
Lirelent: and gratitude practice
yahelhotam: i guess the gass made you sleep long enough for Lucifer to finish the game
Papperslappen: a fork
pterodactyl_noises: Yay for parallelism
pterodactyl_noises: ish
Alahmnat: threading
accountmadeforants: Now it's time for extremely poor multi-threading!
pTVConnorRyan: But only half our butterflies got home :C
drthmik: the other one DIES ALONE lrrAWW
emonotony: Sometimes not everyone gets to go home, pTVConnorRyan
Lirelent: new Thread({} -> this::theThing()).run();
TXC2: in before it matters A LOT which butterfly gets home
phorrestgaze: so the clone of the clone made it home
Arikell: time for butterfly body horror?
Creideiki_SE: This is really just a clever trick to get all the kids programming in Befunge.
SacrificialToast: Puzzles need to have logic gates of course
godort: it's like working with threads
MTGColorPie: !Card Quasiduplicate
LRRbot: Quasiduplicate [1UU] | Sorcery | Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control. / Jump-start
DarkNacht: Its parallel programing
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EC_as_That: Butter- Butterfly -fly
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RogueLink: wait, is that logic gate a literal gate that opened? lol
TrinketKnight: Fresh, creamery butter
emonotony: Fly, like a butterfly.
B4rberblacksheep: Eye sun?
ShatteredUniverse: That looked like it said "Shart"
fuzzy_died: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:35:41.
LeeshaJoy: lrrFINE
ANoNameIs: its lrrFINE-flies
wildpeaks: null pointers
emonotony: yahelhotam Also yeah the game explains all kinds of things once it gets far enough
Tiber727: They're glithcy butterflies.
LeeshaJoy: Glitcherflies
TXC2: they're Source engine Errors
accountmadeforants: Don't touch those butterflies' personal space
emonotony: Did Alex ever up spotting the ERROR?
ANoNameIs: Remember, dont touch butterflies unless they ask you to.
drthmik: Soooooooo....... the "M"s look like "H"s to me rooBooli so "SMART" looked like "SHART" rooDerp
B4rberblacksheep: Funky trees in the background
Arikell: I like the background tree glitching
Mysticman89: he's had a long time to work on it
TXC2: !addquote (Paul) [now] Butterfly tickles are the worst kind of tickles.
LRRbot: New quote #5407: "Butterfly tickles are the worst kind of tickles." —Paul [2018-10-18]
Serifina: "Better". Like the flickering textures in the background. :D
TheWarbo: an alternative to crunch: just knock your players out until you finish coding
goatprince: wow satan, you're trying your best! you're doing a great job, sweetie
Alahmnat: yeah, "better" is not really the right word, hehe
RogueLink: wait... that sun has an eye on it
solemn_storm: "happy little mistakes - DAMNIT"
ContingentCat: yeah this font isn't great the ms Hs and Ws loop pretty much the same
ANoNameIs: "I pulled a sneaky one on yah"
TehAmelie: or put another way, Bob Ross is the Satan of painters
TXC2: damnit Paul i can only add so many quotes :p
accountmadeforants: Remember, we toggled on Advanced Pony RNG
RogueLink: @LoadingReadyRun that sun definitely has an eye on it!
TehAmelie: "let's beat the devil out of him"
Lirelent: the trees flickering between the old texture and new in the b
Reecer6: I thought Satan already made mobile games.
Lirelent: ackground is a nice touch
ANoNameIs: "lets beat the devil INTO him"
ShatteredUniverse: A PROBLEMATIC post?
Alahmnat: is there a difference?
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NicodemusRat: Happy pony fun times!
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accountmadeforants: (You don't have a choice, no)
ShatteredUniverse: like the one Torg hit?
Lord_Hosk: You need to buy three coin gems to beat this level
tyrsredritehand: Bet the devil out of Satin
haliberdk: Multi tasking Pog
rustenskurk: Do not hit post. Oof problematic post.
ANoNameIs: This has reminded me of that animated video of bob ross becoming a saiyan to beat satan.
WitherVoice: PAUL! Don't take the damnit's name in vein!
ShatteredUniverse: ty, @rustenskurk
emonotony: ANoNameIs In a game jam?
pTVConnorRyan: Did you see Canada was going to parden a half million people who had weed crimes?
RogueLink: lol
ANoNameIs: Nah, a video.
ContingentCat: hmmm
TacitusVigil: No Paul! We need that!
RogueLink: paul no! lol
cheetoJack: is that a ticket?
TheWarbo: paul
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Llandryl: is great to come home after work to such positivity after dealing with negativity all day thank you so much
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mariammistressofmanifolds: lrrSPOOP
TheWarbo: paul no
TheMerricat: NO PAUL DON"T!
rocketjohn: So, LoadingReadyRun, exactly how dank does your entire island now smell?
B4rberblacksheep: "Go away Jesus"
wildpeaks: welp you killed Jesus
TacitusVigil: Wait, what?
LeeshaJoy: lrrFINE
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
emonotony: Just blow away Jesus!
Lirelent: haha hahah
DarkNacht: You blew Jesus
SacrificialToast: it's alright, he just respawns
tyrsredritehand: Ninja Jesus
ContingentCat: @pTVConnorRyan yeah people with minor possession charges, not doing that would be pretty ridiculous
SomebodyNowhere: wow the introduction of do not touch butterflies really amped up the difficulty
Mysticman89: Iyou monster
B4rberblacksheep: Fuck me I love this game, you guys planning on finishing it today?
ContingentCat: um
haliberdk: Damn, mom told me to don't kill Jesus again
TehAmelie: Jesus is immortal doy
Anaerin: Not today, Jesus!
Phothrism: it's not long afaik
Lirelent: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:40:55.
MAPBoardgames: The power of Christ shoots stars at you!
jklingftm: Yeah this game isn't long at all
LeeshaJoy: Jesus has to die to absolve our sins. Jeez, read a Bible sometime.
ContingentCat: Jesus' been killed before he can handle it
Mysticman89: something special happens if you don't kill jesus, don't remember if it's a ticket or just a special message
haliberdk: I was a pony like you until I took a star to the knee
ANoNameIs: Paul, LRR - "Jesus is Hard"
accountmadeforants: Yeah, you've already destroyed two of the three core files. Those are a good indication of how far along you are.
emonotony: "To be fair, it's Jesus. Like, he's hard."
emonotony: !adult
LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
rustenskurk: Jesus is well hard
B4rberblacksheep: I think that's about right depending on other things(tm)
DarkNacht: Jesus is hard, so blow him?
ANoNameIs: Add it to the quote book...
Tiber727: Uhh, Jesus isn't really even known for putting up a fight.
TXC2: WE gotta be JESUS HARD!
RogueLink: oh boy
ContingentCat: uh oh
ANoNameIs: JESUS, BRO!!!
TehAmelie: that's the eye of Horus
LeeshaJoy: lrrFINE
TheAinMAP: Uh oh.
TehAmelie: sort of ancient egyptian Jesus
TacitusVigil: Oh, don't bring the Eye of Horus into this, he never did anything to hurt us.
TacitusVigil: Unless we mean the Goa'uld.
MadWaltz: kreab elzzup
DiscordianTokkan: Glitched flower?
TXC2: TacitusVigil I mean Heru-ur didn't do much either
McFluffums: boy I just got here and I have no idea what's happening
Graved: Time for MECHANICS
LeeshaJoy: what's the broken thing in the corner?
Phothrism: @McFluffums we're on a pony island
TXC2: like sure He caught SG1 that one time, but then the Asgard kick his ass
ContingentCat: @LeeshaJoy don't worry about it
TacitusVigil: @TXC2 The use of his name gave us the awesome line "Heru-ur attacks!" :D
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Kortanios: I love this game, the developer also published a new game earlier this week called The Hex
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splatty1: wait, what happens if you feed back into a split?
McFluffums: this pony island has a severe lack of ponies
ANoNameIs: use the teleporters to set up a loop for when you can activate the button?
TXC2: splatty1 it splits again
B4rberblacksheep: a d i l n n o p s y
Ragnarakk: @LoadingReadyRun What does hitting the error on the right do?
Sortaz: duplicate it far right?
fuzzy_died: Can you collect the glitchy flower on the right?
tyrsredritehand: Go infinite with butterflys then storm off with ponies!
KNACC: what happens if you send a clone at the screen tearing?
RogueLink: you could clone into it
TheMerricat: swap mid program.
Ragnarakk: @LoadingReadyRun what if you used the split on the right?
Sortaz: swap copy mid program
pTVConnorRyan: What's wrong with that flower
haliberdk: you can switch even when the program is running
Fugi: I wonder if being a programmer makes this harder
Tiber727: Remember that you have 3 lanes, and can reuse the splitter.
incredulouspasserby: The right side doesn’t matter. Maybe swap mid program
accountmadeforants: Yeah, I definitely spent the most time on this puzzle, even after I figured out the main trick.
nullrush: ehh
TheMerricat: @pTVConnorRyan Louey is just as bad programming as Lucifer.
Graved: @Fugi That depends on what you program. Dealing with FGPA, I get it immediately
Admiralmatt: just keep splitting
jklingftm: You can in this one
Watchover: your not after the house your after the glitch
DiscordianTokkan: What happens if you have a butterfly hit a split into the glitchy flower?
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nullrush: I guess unless you're using Chrome's dev tools
lostindagame: does the glitching flower do anything?
DarkNacht: These are more hardware timing puzzles
banwidthraptor: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
Mowdownjoe: Raid?
angryoptimist: lrrAWESOME lunarj1Heart lrrAWESOME lunarj1Heart lrrAWESOME lunarj1Heart lrrAWESOME lunarj1Heart
Fugi: @Graved you can modify FGPAs mid program?
LunarJade: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
TXC2: Hello Hodor Fam
nullrush: in which case it doesn't care if your JS changes are on the fly
B4rberblacksheep: Heyo Hodors!
WitherVoice: Jade Lunatics, I think
accountmadeforants: Hi Hodoraid!
PhoenixMelior: Squad
cyplix8: Can you move the right teleporter back to the beginning right after they split?
ContingentCat: lrrHEART lrrHEART hi Hodor's people
LunarJade: Have either of you played this before?
wildpeaks: hodorites
CaptainSpam: Loonies. lrrBEEJ
PhoenixMelior: Hodorites are The Squad
angryoptimist: Jadeite is a Sailor Moon character, so that kinda works.
Anaerin: Split twice?
rocketjohn: We are the squad. lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
SomebodyNowhere: can you split to the right and then split to the right again to get the glitch?
TheMerricat: @LunarJade This is their first ime.
LunarJade: nice. Best way for this game.
Admiralmatt: split over and over again
SydPreviouslyHeadache: lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart lunarj1Heart
Sortaz: and then split again
Sortaz: 3 splits
wildpeaks: completely blind ? how did you even stumble to the office ? :D
gnome_friend: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and James play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (2:10 from now).
Sarcastic_comma: kappa100 segfault
emonotony: LunarJade loves butterflies so this game is on brand
DarkNacht: While(1) {}
Lord_Hosk: lunarj1Heart I refer to myself as "a fan of lunar jade" the plural is "multiple fans of lunar jade" Kappa
Sortaz: split and then split and then split
incredulouspasserby: Don’t split three times, the right side doesn’t matter.
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Sortaz: split on first, stop program, move to middle, stop program, split on last
Tiber727: What if the teleporter was on the right?
CompletelyUnsure: What is the goal of this puzzle? Get all butterflies to the bottom left?
TheMerricat: now you got i
pterodactyl_noises: would having the butterfly going through the gate teleport from l2 to l3?
TXC2: CompletelyUnsure get one to the house
incredulouspasserby: Get one butterfly to the middle home
TStodden: Split 3 Ties?
emonotony: CompletelyUnsure Answering would probably be backseating?
wildpeaks: so close
Sortaz: split it into error
TheWarbo: yeah I want to see what happens if you split in the far right but not enough to play a game I've watched stream twice. :-(
CrazymattCaptain: all the splits
splatty1: I think this is a side thing
SomebodyNowhere: it might have been designed to be unwinnable
phorrestgaze: not possible puzzles are hard to win
ContingentCat: the flowers infront of satan
DarkNacht: This is a side thing
Admiralmatt: yeah you skipped the other encounters with this guy
Graved: @Fugi There is such thing as dynamic reconfiguration, so it is possible to an extent.
DiscordianTokkan: maybe ener Final Vision
Suffix: try "buttslol"
emonotony: I mean I think the puzzle is just timing based on teleporting the clones to the right place
haliberdk: final vision Pog
ContingentCat: dickbutt?
DiscordianTokkan: Wat
SomebodyNowhere: wat
TacitusVigil: It's the final vision!
ContingentCat: UM
TXC2: do what?
TheAinMAP: katesWat
frozenphoenix7: What do you see The Cult of Personality
wildpeaks: so, we have a small case of the ded
Ragnarakk: @LoadingReadyRun I think you missed the other cutscenes
haliberdk: Who's my father?
AlonsoSwift: We were playing Assassin's Creed Unity the whole time?
DarkNacht: There were some others of these earlier
Mowdownjoe: I don't remember this from when Cori played this.
yahelhotam: who was I
tyrsredritehand: How did I get here? This is not my beautiful house.
jklingftm: Yeah there were two other scenes with him before this
haliberdk: back to hell
haliberdk: Kappa
Serifina: You can run into this guy three times, each time you can get an answer to one question
pTVConnorRyan: Now we need to play through again 2 more times
LeeshaJoy: Yeah, there's lore to this game.
splatty1: pony island is actually assassin's creed set durring the crusades Kappa
Sortaz: can you split twice in first lane?
Mysticman89: there 5 questions total
Sortaz: not sure what that would do..
emonotony: Teleport, split again?
ContingentCat: when you run out of good ideas just try whatever you can
emonotony: Split, split, teleport to start, split
phorrestgaze: so close, make that last one loop back to center
ravendrakex: cant you just keep porting one of the splits unitl you get the timing you want
DarkNacht: Telleport the one on the right to the mid
Kamotetop: What does the door do?
emonotony: (both mine and DarkNacht's are the same advice)
ContingentCat: I'm guessing you can't move the restat gate
MadWaltz: I think you have a split a clone, but it has to be all the way to the left on the second split (you have to use portals midway to do this)
jklingftm: @ContingentCat you cannot
RogueLink: I hate off by one errors NotLikeThis
LeeshaJoy: Off-by-butterfly error
godort: the dreaded off by 1 error
cheetoJack: off by one errors are dreadful
Alahmnat: try splitting in the left lane twice
Phosphatide: you can delay the butterfly on the left with looping portals
Lord_Hosk: i think you are overthinking it by trying to debug, stop tying to program it in a series
Porsgaard81: Where do the butterflies need to go?
TXC2: the house at the bottom
pTVConnorRyan: Off by one errors are great, typically just means you need to change a > to a >= , it's the eorrors that you can't see that hurt the most
TheMerricat: @Porsgaard81 the middle house
jklingftm: @Porsgaard81 into the house
emonotony: Only one butterfly needs to go home.
Lord_Hosk: Pauls programing background is hindering him
Porsgaard81: Thanks.
killerpommes: i remember i looked this one up :D
Porsgaard81: Don't they always turn around at the gate?
emonotony: (Teleport from right line to start, then delay with looping portals)
MAPBoardgames: I agree with @emonotony
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SomebodyNowhere: stupid butterfly why wont you just go home, its right there, just go
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aquinas_0: so is coding going faster with a paul at it?
Phosphatide: i’ve never played this game but my audience intuition tells me to try the looping portals
jklingftm: You're missing the timing with the looping portals
jklingftm: Exactly
McStumpfi: port him up left an split them
CobaltShurikenReborn: have we tried threatening the game yet?
NicodemusRat: Yeah, it seems you need to loop in upper left because that's the only one-step area
McStumpfi: split both
DarkNacht: split plin too?
emonotony: Yep, and then just split at the right time to deliver the go-home one.
Admiralmatt: you only need to loop the left side for one tick
PandasAndPancakes: time for a break?
SacrificialToast: maybe you can skip the puzzle with microtransactions, only one soul
jklingftm: It's really hard to put into words what's needed for this puzzle
MadWaltz: You can loop the one on the right if you have one portal in the top left, one in the middle, then immediately move the portal on the right
meetismooder: Splendid t middle now
bigb00gi3: I just got here, did we send a flutterby off to the lil path on the right?
mariammistressofmanifolds: @bigb00gi3 yes
Milambus: your teleporting from top to bottom
bigb00gi3: sick, thank
TheMerricat: appearetly this one was so hard the dev made an animated image of him solving it. I'll only link if asked.
ravendrakex: loop between left and mid
CrazymattCaptain: split split and think with portals. it hurts brains.
TacitusVigil: Turn it spinwise. Kappa
frozenphoenix7: Go left 10 seconds ago
MadWaltz: Yeah, our instructions are like impossible to follow
Skyboss1996: !advice
LRRbot: It's not murder if it's robots!
wildpeaks: !advice
LRRbot: Believe in the chat, which believes in you!
wildpeaks: thank you lrrbot
Dhaunayne: hubwise
MAPBoardgames: Go Left! lrrGOAT
Jay_Blanc: Push upwards but not forwards. Turn it. Use space jump.
MadWaltz: Yup
MadWaltz: Nice
SacrificialToast: gg
Nightvalien28: the heck
pterodactyl_noises: That was the worst of the puzzles
MTGColorPie: Huzzah!
jklingftm: Yeah, I basically solved that one on accident
Skyboss1996: you dood it
rocketjohn: !advice
PandasAndPancakes: !victory
jklingftm: It's alright that's real hard
Piratical_tendancies: First Try!
Phosphatide: lrrGOAT
accountmadeforants: Definitely not screaming at my screen for that. That puzzle haunts my dreams.
godort: !advice
LRRbot: You can't break it any more once it's already broken.
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MadWaltz: I was not screaming at my screen, because it was a hard puzzle
TheMerricat: cheer150 you get it in one! :-)
emonotony: If you got a problem yo I'll solve it, check out this loop while Paul revolves it.
TXC2: !game
LRRbot: Currently playing: Pony Island
FurbyGoneFubar: I just got here and thought it looked like an interesting puzzle game, now what is this!?
Skyboss1996: This is Pony Island
godort: lrrSPOOP
RogueLink: oh nice. You got it while I stepped away! Clearly I was holding you back. lol
rocketjohn: benginTry
jklingftm: Also real cheap
bigb00gi3: I dare you not to kill the holy boi TakeNRG
tyrsredritehand: Kill ninja jesus
rocketjohn: what are the exclamation mark butterflies?
TXC2: Errors
splatty1: jesus is a respawning enemy apparently Kappa
jklingftm: @rocketjohn errors, basically
Nightvalien28: way more than three hours, this game is quite long
Lirelent: have you played 7 billion humans paul? the sequal to human resource machine
emonotony: rocketjohn They don't consent to being touched
Noodles_15: It’s also available on Discord of all places
LeeshaJoy: Errorflies.
Laurence72: you know, now that I look at it, that isn't a pony, it is a triceratops
TheMerricat: @rocketjohn glitches, Lucifer i a horrible programmer.
Phosphatide: it’s quite TIS-100 as well
LeeshaJoy: lrrFINE
TheMerricat: @rocketjohn the ! is code for "Missing texture".
Jay_Blanc: I hope they get to the part with the 1/128 chance that I get blamed for something I didn't do.
emonotony: They're the Alex Nightmare butterflies
38911BasicBytesFree: cheer100 Happy little pony!
pterodactyl_noises: I had *such* a hard time with this level and it's nice to know it's hard and that I'm not bad at video games
SacrificialToast: if it's easier, you can just dodge Jesus instead of killing him
splatty1: has paul played any of zachtronics games?
jklingftm: I will say that the ending is kind of a cop out
RogueLink: idk, that code was terrifying. lol
Nightvalien28: yay we killed jesus
DarkNacht: The best is yet to come
Tiber727: It's more abience than actual terror.
emonotony: We did tell you straight up it's not really a horror game, just sorta.
Graved: Rivers of blood flow freely. Paul's voice heard in the distance: "NO TICKLING"
Lirelent: upside down trees
CobaltShurikenReborn: i love the little squeek with each breath attack
emonotony: It's a puzzler!
TheMerricat: @splatty1 Do you really want to see chat implode/explode? can you see us now trying to 'advise' Paul on how to do those puzzles?
TacitusVigil: Stand against the devil!
wildpeaks: oh dear
Skyboss1996: Bwaaaaaaaaaaa
TXC2: uh oh
DiscordianTokkan: :[]
Nightvalien28: he had it coming
MadWaltz: Now we have helpful Satan comments to help us with the puzzle though
DarkNacht: Start new thread
RogueLink: oh, you have a key too
MadWaltz: It amuses me that the butterfiles are arguably the harder puzzles
jklingftm: You have to split it once it gets doubled
jklingftm: At the bottom
jklingftm: Oh oops
TheMerricat: but it's setting to 1 where you go bakc paul
ScoopsPlushie: Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid4 PopCorn
AlonsoSwift: This implies that there's a method to crash the game intentionally
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Godofmuffins: This seems like a lovely child friendly game.
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MAPBoardgames: Left arrow, right column
TrinketKnight: @AlonsoSwift I'd say this would be overloading a garbage collection process
emonotony: Yeah you do have somewhere to send it back.
Lirelent: required is required
emonotony: Yeah, that "required" comment is nice to have
Anaerin: Split twice (as you have it now) then use the right arrow to send the second split back into the middle column.
CobaltShurikenReborn: use orange arrow to send the key back before minusing in that 3rd column
AlonsoSwift: @TrinketKnight True enough
pterodactyl_noises: Actually I think this'd be a fairly strong kids game. I remember hating things designed "for kids" when I was young
MadWaltz: A kid might find this scary, but not in a bad way
Anaerin: Then before the original gets to the bottom use a split to send a clone over to the If.
Lirelent: that is a long dev cycle
pTVConnorRyan: How many checks is that?
Admiralmatt: and its still buggy
TrinketKnight: And now we establish that Pony Island is Limbo
SacrificialToast: oh this part is great
DiscordianTokkan: Oh man. Maybe Nethack Pony Island?
TheWarbo: Shouldn't that be "Ponies Island"?
haliberdk: You never find all the bugs in a program, but I have to say. 331 years of development for that game. DansGame
RogueLink: oh boy
EJGRgunner: I'm beginning to grow deeply uncomfortable with the depth of the mythos of a game called "Pony Island."
emonotony: haliberdk The devil never learns!
TrinketKnight: @haliberdk better than Duke Nukem Forever
wildpeaks: 331 years? that means Star Citizen is almost released by then
RogueLink: oh boy. haha
DiscordianTokkan: Pony Island FPS
Jay_Blanc: cheer250 331 years of standup sprints to get through crunch.
RogueLink: can you go around the fence?
TheAinMAP: First person point of view.
TXC2: a 331 year dev cycle is still better then crunch
MAPBoardgames: Better than Sonic 3D
LeeshaJoy: Does this have Vive support?
splatty1: this is reminding me of battle zone
emonotony: TXC2 Explains Episode 3, I guess
tyrsredritehand: Sanic!
pTVConnorRyan: Can we attack?
TehAmelie: is the camera between our legs?
DiscordianTokkan: 4D!
Nightvalien28: first try
Alahmnat: everybody loves first person platforming
DiscordianTokkan: Get Flask
pTVConnorRyan: Is this like the old Nick movies? Where the 4th D is smel ?
RogueLink: haha
ANoNameIs: "Kill Frodo"4\
ReynardWrecca: Well, it's so user-friendly and easily-controllable, @Alahmnat , it's hard not to KappaHD
Milambus: click start game
FurbyGoneFubar: "Press start"?
cheetoJack: do you have to enable the start menu fix?
TacitusVigil: Get ye flask
DiscordianTokkan: Free ticket!
Lirelent: tiiiicket
haliberdk: Cow level
CrazymattCaptain: snowman
EvilBadman: Seems to be reminiscent of starting the game earlier
pTVConnorRyan: You aren't going to turn off the cherrful facade?
wildpeaks: :D
Nightvalien28: hark
TXC2: haliberdk there is no cow level
EvilBadman: We shoulda tried: LOAD “*”,8,1.
haliberdk: @TXC2 PepeHands
haliberdk: I love this kind of games :3
MadWaltz: I am impressed that Paul managed to jump too early in a text based game :D
RogueLink: hahaha
DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha
TheAinMAP: Whoa.
emonotony: Better version of Desert Bus
Phosphatide: i’m enjoying this positive reenforcement
Lirelent: desert bus text adventure is needed now
DiscordianTokkan: Pony Island Meta? Isn't that just this?
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAHAHA
RogueLink: um
tyrsredritehand: Desert Pony 2018
Stoopler: oh no, not text based desert bus
ultimaodin: open the meta data
Milambus: The Pony Island of Pony Islands?
Sortaz: hahaha
Psychic_Ketchup: That IS meta
Stoopler: pull left
TXC2: such meta
RogueLink: Is this how the game actually started?
Lirelent: how many levels deep are we!!!
MadWaltz: RogueLink Yes
TacitusVigil: Are we the meta in the meta in the meta though?
TehAmelie: this is looking entirely too reasonable
AntiCrepuscular: how many layers of Pony are you on, my dudes?
wildpeaks: 5 or 666 my dude
LeeshaJoy: Pony Island For Hope. If every viewer surrenders their immortal soul we can keep the pony going for a thousand years!
pterodactyl_noises: seven layer dip of pony
TacitusVigil: @AntiCrepuscular We've been in Pony Island since last week.
DiscordianTokkan: Hah
AlonsoSwift: More like Soul Proprietor amirite
TacitusVigil: Or last year. Who can say?
TXC2: AlonsoSwift booooo
Lirelent: ooooh that is why bat wings
bigb00gi3: devil may fly
TacitusVigil: Maybe we've ALWAYS been in Pony Island.
MadWaltz: I like that the devil and the ponies have the same head
rocketjohn: Pony Island has been dead for years.
pTVConnorRyan: For a devil, this guy is pretty cute
cheetoJack: oh this is the halloween version
Noodles_15: The credits are great for this one
jklingftm: The real Pony Island was the friends we made along the way
Lirelent: artiiiiistic integrity !!!
emonotony: See how the "straight up satan" version doesn't have many glitches at all?
EvilBadman: Yeah, get your shit together Satan.
MadWaltz: The pony was dlc!?
vegetalss4: I mean there was already pony heads in the devil island menu
Rhynerd: Have I managed to arrive around the same time I came into the first time LRR streamed this?
jklingftm: Need to pay attention or this one
pterodactyl_noises: ugh this boss.
rustenskurk: Apropos this sort of of meta-game, has any of you played The Magic Circle?
emonotony: Isn't this a memory game style boss
Rhynerd: Actually, I think I arrived a bit later.
jklingftm: Yep
Admiralmatt: no one give the answer
Rhynerd: It’s this guy.
BobmockAkaBowlercaptain: ahhh yeah
Lirelent: thermonuclear war?
BobmockAkaBowlercaptain: I love this boss
wildpeaks: ahh yes that one
haliberdk: Just like my ex Kappa
Stoopler: walter white?
bigb00gi3: baal TakeNRG
PhoenixMelior: Amadeus Kappa
LeeshaJoy: Oh yeah, Cam's "Music of the Spheres" campaign reminded me of this bit.
pTVConnorRyan: Asmodeus (/ˌæzməˈdiːəs/; Greek: Ασμοδαίος, Asmodaios) or Ashmedai (/ˈæʃmɪˌdaɪ/; Hebrew: אַשְמְדּאָי‎, ʾAšmədʾāy; see below for other variations) is a king of demons I'm not sure I trust this guy
Kykiwi: peanutebutter
PhoenixMelior: BUTTS!
Lirelent: pony
wildpeaks: moist
PhoenixMelior: My time has come!
TacitusVigil: Paid DLC is good.
splatty1: its asmodeus's trivia challenge Kappa
Milambus: asmodeus
Nightvalien28: vegemie
DiscordianTokkan: Lucifer? D
Anaerin: Twitter.
Stoopler: antiquing
phorrestgaze: something vile
SomebodyNowhere: asmodeus
cheetoJack: something vile
TXC2: Marmite
haliberdk: something vile
splatty1: diaperbiscuit
emonotony: "ponies"
haliberdk: Kappa
TheWarbo: "something vile"
RogueLink: HAHAHA
PhoenixMelior: wait a moment
Nightvalien28: hahahaha
Sortaz: hahaah
SomebodyNowhere: uh oh, I think I remember hearing about this
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DarkNacht: hahaha
jklingftm: PAY ATTENTION
brightshadow: LuL
TacitusVigil: Wait, what?
brightshadow: Jebaited
AlonsoSwift: This part is fantastic
PhoenixMelior: I beg your pardon?!
LunarJade: lol
wildpeaks: it worked :D
EJGRgunner: infernal
Anaerin: "INFERNAL"
ZuNy77: u got got
DiscordianTokkan: EVIL!
LunarJade: yeah this game will get ya if you don't watch it
Suffix: NICE
pterodactyl_noises: lrrHORN
PhoenixMelior: that was AWESOME
TheMerricat: infernal
frozenphoenix7: Infernal
RogueLink: god damn that was nice
SacrificialToast: no cheating
vegetalss4: Asmodeus.exe won
reallima9: infernal
Rhynerd: Infernal
Suffix: SO GOOD
7gorobei: infernal
pterodactyl_noises: eyes on Asmodeus
jklingftm: No chat
phorrestgaze: chat sees all
jklingftm: stop
NexVesica: They played us like a damn fiddle
Nightvalien28: you can't beat chat
vegetalss4: Big cheats
TacitusVigil: Cheat to win!
TheWarbo: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
Phillammon: This fight is SUPER well executed
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote chat
LRRbot: Quote #2049: "I don't even want chat to compliment me, I don't like it." —Adam [2016-03-05]
Lirelent: never underestimate chat
KerbalDyne: datum
accountmadeforants: (Crud, I had that message ready for ages for perfect timing. Didn't work and had to refresh.)
PhoenixMelior: i just LOVE that Mana Leek got a message that says "JAMES ISPOO"
RogueLink: I wonder if a slack notification noise will play? lol
jklingftm: Stop heating chat
DarkNacht: chat has already played them game and knows the answers
pterodactyl_noises: (also they didn't actually send a message I think. It autogenerates that response)
Noodles_15: I fell for that, not playing on steam....
Phosphatide: to be fair, they’ve been cheating since the start Kappa
haliberdk: We are chat
SomebodyNowhere: pony
TacitusVigil: A unicorn. Kappa
haliberdk: we know it all
emonotony: (it just shows fake steam message windows)
haliberdk: we see it all
haliberdk: Pog
LeeshaJoy: This is exactly like that ARG game in Cam's "Music of the Spheres" campaign. Remember?
Noodles_15: Yep
LeeshaJoy: It made fake notification sounds to try to trick the players into not completing a mission.
jklingftm: Yep
vegetalss4: You looked away again
TheMerricat: clipping to check
SacrificialToast: gotcha
jklingftm: Let them get it on their own
SomebodyNowhere: this guy is devious
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TrinketKnight: I'm curious what happens when you fail
brightshadow: no cheat, let them do it right
sealedboxofeternalmasters: it didnt change...
PhoenixMelior: ah I would have typed Asmoedus anyway
jklingftm: @sealedboxofeternalmasters it did
RogueLink: ah ok
haliberdk: that was uneventful
sealedboxofeternalmasters: oh yeah, I caught it that time
TheMerricat: it never changes from asomdeus
SomebodyNowhere: so now I guess the tactic is not loot at things
bigb00gi3: try and hit this guy with a "baal", iirc
Anaerin: It did change. It changed to "rememberthis"
jklingftm: @TheMerricat it did change
OranHexthief: btw is skype or something on in the background
TheMerricat: blind I am
Noodles_15: @OranHexthief that;s ingame
jklingftm: @OranHexthief another game trick
MAPBoardgames: 2023
brightshadow: i love this game
Nightvalien28: uh oh
brightshadow: LuL
DiscordianTokkan: Uh
pterodactyl_noises: nah
Suhono: lrrSPOOP
Lirelent: game lost focus
pterodactyl_noises: patience
jklingftm: Game trick
PandasAndPancakes: uhhhhhh
OranHexthief: @noodles_15 i know i was trying to get them to check
RogueLink: hah
SomebodyNowhere: I feel like the game is lrrEFF ing with you
Suhono: Jebaited
Psychic_Ketchup: Ha!
Anaerin: 2023
LeeshaJoy: lrrFINE
SalsaDraugur: lrrFINE
Nightvalien28: haha
TXC2: Gods I despise when games do that
ZuNy77: that winking sound was too cute
PhoenixMelior: James "Adequate" Turner
EvilBadman: Gods, I miss Eternal Darkness
TheWarbo: i...don't trust him?
Lirelent: are we ROOT now?
PhoenixMelior: we don't do !victory anymore
jklingftm: SATANTECH
Serifina: @EvilBadman You and me both.
SomebodyNowhere: lrrGARBO
MAPBoardgames: Take a dump
TheWarbo: heh "dump
DiscordianTokkan: I miss Feed Dump, but the Panalysts is hecking good
tyrsredritehand: Hack the plannet
emonotony: So what did we learn in the puzzles?
LeeshaJoy: !findquote dump
LRRbot: Quote #1728: "This is weird, even by Feed Dump standards." —Kathleen [2016-02-08]
tyrsredritehand: lrrGARBO
cuzigotprime: john madden
Nightvalien28: freedom
TXC2: 1000 pony power = a Bugatti Veryron right? Kappa
Anaerin: Firin' my lazors!
PhoenixMelior: this feels almost robot unicorn attack-y
Phosphatide: welcome to soul dump
emonotony: (this part uses everything from before and has a lot of easter eggs)
JacksGulch: MissingNo
Rockario: That 1 poor souls who was lost before we figured out lasers
haliberdk: "Well, we all live, except that guy. He ded" Kappa
darkecologist: @cuzigotprime i knew john madden was a lich or something
Phosphatide: tag yourself i’m the second lost soul
StephenJM81: sensitive thingie?
ScoopsPlushie: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:27:50.
tyrsredritehand: aeiou aeiou john madden
LeeshaJoy: idk if it's actually possible to beat this game without losing any souls
CompletelyUnsure: Not all of those files icons are "corrupted" maybe don't delete all of them?
accountmadeforants: Your cursor moves closer as you fire.
AlonsoSwift: Oh no, it's his JoJo!
AntiCrepuscular: Lucifer Lasers! :o
SacrificialToast: definitely not
ScoopsPlushie: !findquote pony
LRRbot: Quote #1937: "You're STILL a pony, Heather!" —Cori [2016-02-22]
tyrsredritehand: Crossfit lucifer
Rockario: Is the cursor locked onto the pony's mouth?
The_Kraken19: I'm corrupted memory bank 0x69
ScoopsPlushie: xD
Nightvalien28: a thousand?
kitsunestudios: I think they said over a thousand
MAPBoardgames: 632, now
ShatteredUniverse: Well, they said something like a thousand?
jklingftm: I don't think you can lose in this part
FurbyGoneFubar: I thousand ponies = 1000 souls?
DarkNacht: there are 100 souls
SomebodyNowhere: 50%
DarkNacht: 1000
TacitusVigil: We're half way there!
vegetalss4: The ghost said thousands
emonotony: Yep, 1000 souls. Though, different values do different things iirc
TehAmelie: it's just that the only way we have to interact with the world is with death lasers
Archonic_Energy: poor Louie
SomebodyNowhere: fire the lasers of understanding
DiscordianTokkan: 11 to 69 souls!
PhoenixMelior: this is quite the final boss fight
jklingftm: I mean
jklingftm: It's not exactly a fight
Suffix: Come on 69 souls lost.
jklingftm: I don't knoiw if it's actually possible to lose here
Noodles_15: 69! 69!
MTGColorPie: 2023 souls? The number he gave earlier?
wildpeaks: go ponies go
MolaMolaphant: boy I love this game
haliberdk: 69 dream pog
ShatteredUniverse: Kinda want you to lose one more
MAPBoardgames: I just noticed the files look like the Missing No Pokemon
PandasAndPancakes: almost nice
bigb00gi3: you ARE the 69th soul
vegetalss4: Of course it matters how many souls you save.
wildpeaks: nice-ish
haliberdk: The 69 soul were you all along Kappa
TXC2: stay on target!
wildpeaks: lrrHORN
DiscordianTokkan: Pretty nice
jklingftm: nice -1
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: One away from a perfect run.
Rockario: Sorry Bill, but you know we have to hit that nice nice number lrrBEEJ
BirdSorcerer: always room for one more
PhoenixMelior: suddenly we're an anime protagonist
Ragnarakk: You saved 933 souls! well done!
Skyboss1996: Yup. That's it.
Invitare: I don't trust it
Skyboss1996: You did it.
RogueLink: Well that was a thing that happened. lol
cuzigotprime: this sounds like pfudor
SomebodyNowhere: I think stay alert
jklingftm: There's an end credit scene
emonotony: Just one soul needs to get to the ending, no?
CommiePuddin: That was a very Portal ending...
PhoenixMelior: do you see any glitches?
haseo_sora: its not over
MAPBoardgames: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
cleekru: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:32:50.
Piratical_tendancies: That's totally it
StephenJM81: what a great game
TheMerricat: You didn't get all the tickets or the side quests. so you didn't get the full ending, but you are done ^_^
Graved: Well, it is not over-over, but it is over
TheAinMAP: lrrCHKN
Admiralmatt: its not over yet
Piratical_tendancies: honest...
killerpommes: i think there is something after credits
splatty1: is there a way to get the true ending quickly?
SacrificialToast: There's a bit more if you get all the tickets.
oscelot: the "cave of truth" would tell you some of these answers
BobmockAkaBowlercaptain: noope
TheMerricat: @splatty1 youtube. ^_^
DarkNacht: You can replay it more for more information about who you are.
TXC2: there we go
LeeshaJoy: There's a bonus thing if you get all the tickets, but yeah, the main game is over.
jklingftm: I don't like this ending very much
haseo_sora: dont delete it!!!!
RogueLink: Uninstall it!
Invitare: I don't trust it
brightshadow: JUST MONIKA monikaS
HelenaD5 just subscribed with Twitch Prime. HelenaD5 subscribed for 6 months in a row!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, HelenaD5! (Today's storm count: 31)
B4rberblacksheep: ONLY GHOST FRIEND
Phosphatide: the 69th lost soul was him all along
LunarJade: Yeah Cori and I played this originally as a replacement of Beej's Backlog. We got rid of the game. Who reinstalled it?
TacitusVigil: #TraitorBen
LunarJade: Figures. Ben.
anetfullofjello: Ben also didn't beat the game so that's not his fault
ZuNy77: do it
TrinketKnight: benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor benginTraitor
Nightvalien28: LunarJade ben did it
SacrificialToast: There is a bit more if you actually collect all the tickets.
Skyboss1996: Do it
Ragnarakk: SAVE THEM!
BobmockAkaBowlercaptain: Do it!
Archonic_Energy: play it.
BobmockAkaBowlercaptain: Free them!
PhoenixMelior: #BenIsATraitor
anetfullofjello: His soul is still in the game!
MeisterGentleman: No! it's a trap!
phorrestgaze: is it?
LunarJade: Delete it!
B4rberblacksheep: DO IT
control_rig: Do it
Archonic_Energy: play the game.
Godofmuffins: Do it
Antiagone: Immersion ....
DiscordianTokkan: Wait, properties was already open!
godort: dew it
Suffix: Do it
Piratical_tendancies: DO IT!
LunarJade: FREE HIM!
DarkNacht: Ben is the trader as always
Skyboss1996: JUST... DO IT
Nightvalien28: are you sure this is steam?
APODionysus: PLAY
MeisterGentleman: NO!
keesonman: paul NOOOOO
MAPBoardgames: DO IT!
drthmik: rooCry DO IT
BobmockAkaBowlercaptain: Niiiice!
pigburner: Oof
wildpeaks: what's the worse that would happen
Rhynerd: Wasn’t it said to be a potentail trap when Hodor and Cori played it?
haseo_sora: dont do it!!!
pterodactyl_noises: I mean what's the worst that happens
Ragnarakk: DO IT
Temperature_Droplet: nice
emonotony: That was an ending.
ZuNy77: good guy paul
BobmockAkaBowlercaptain: pkingHype
godort: lrrSCOOP
MyClosePersonalFriendJohn: I REALLY want one of the achievements to trigger when it uninstalls. Somehow.
FurbyGoneFubar: Please get an achievement for that!
CommiePuddin: Now reinstall and run again and see what happens.
CrazymattCaptain: check the cheevos
control_rig: Yaaaay
Piratical_tendancies: yup
delta__vee: gameplay value of uninstall realized KappaRoss
MolaMolaphant: I love how hard this game makes you THINK about deleting it
Temperature_Droplet: you beat the game
Serifina: It's not like the game doesn't reinstall in seconds
B4rberblacksheep: Yep, game over, well done :)
jklingftm: I mean
BobmockAkaBowlercaptain: You did it! And yes, this is real steam.
Ragnarakk: Well done! you freed them!
emonotony: Now play Burn the Rope?
TheMerricat: lol
jklingftm: It kind of feels like a cheap trick
emonotony: Ragnarakk Not exactly!
ExitPursuedByABear: well now I've got to grief Ben for not saving our friends soul
Ragnarakk: @emonotony (Shhh)
SomebodyNowhere: what happens if you start again
MolaMolaphant: I think I 100%ed the achievements. I don't know that it was worth it.
pterodactyl_noises: The ending is really weak especially after playing undertale
Rhynerd: Should we check for any remaining files?
LeeshaJoy: I can think of a few other games that actively encourage you to stop playing after a certain point. Undertale and The Stanley Parable come to mind.
LunarJade: Cori and I beat this game.
B4rberblacksheep: Nah Ben ran out of time
oscelot: Ben didn't beat it
godort: the true end of this game is dope, but it takes a while to get it
KNACC: Ben didn't finish it I don't think
haliberdk: Check remaining files
splatty1: ben didn't finish it
Rhynerd: Yeah, Ben didn’t finish the fame.
frozenphoenix7: Ben ran out of time
pterodactyl_noises: wait what's the true ending?
anetfullofjello: I am going to defend Ben's honor because he didn't beat the game! Don't #BlameBen
Invitare: Ben only played like an hour didn't he?
MAPBoardgames: @LeeshaJoy Doki Doki Lit Club?
emonotony: Okay yeah there's still several hours of game, but... that just erased your progress.
Rhynerd: And here we are giving him shit for not uninstalling it.
jklingftm: @LeeshaJoy my thoughts exactly. Seems like a cheap ploy to emulate those games
DarkNacht: You also missed most of the cut scenes
LunarJade: Cori and I did a whole stream and defeated the game.
MolaMolaphant: oh yeah, Stanley Parable just hit the date where you could legitimately get the "don't play for 5 years" achievement!
EvilBadman: @MolaMolaphant No, that;s tomorrow
LunarJade: It was a replacement for Beej's Backlog.
SomebodyNowhere: I'm still working on that stanley parable chevo
LunarJade: We played it ages ago.
oscelot: *cheers*
Rockario: Like, yeah, there physically can't be a denoument or conclusion now.
emonotony: That's AN ending, but there's a True Ending that takes way longer
haseo_sora: you freed a HOPELESS soul... you fools
TacitusVigil: Sounds like we should watch Cori and Heather's vod :D
Ragnarakk: @LoadingReadyRun Basically. No spoils but there was a True ending if you got all the tickets and did a boss fight
MeImoth: i thnk there may be files left if you manually go to the folder
DarkNacht: I like that this is the 3rd time LRR has streamed this game
Skyboss1996: Yesterday was the start date for "Stanley Parable's" *Go Outside* cheevo
ritchards: uuhhhh..... One More?
B4rberblacksheep: The ending was trying a little hard
pigburner: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and James play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (1:20 from now).
jklingftm: Yes Paul
LunarJade: Yeah I don't think we did all the tickets either. Can't remember though.
SacrificialToast: If you continue he's like "Oh, you're a completionist and wanna collect the tickets" or something
LeeshaJoy: Yeah, there's a lot of less obvious side content in the game.
emonotony: SacrificialToast Got it right
Anaerin: Fancy playing a funky little game to fill time? https://games.digipen.edu/games/perspective
Roosevelt: the sound track is available on Bandcamp if anyone liked the music
splatty1: one of the tickets is in the game files iirc
LunarJade: Its real good though.
Laurence72: that was a very interesting game, thank you for streaming it
oscelot: thanks @TheMerricat
Skyboss1996: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and James play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (1:19 from now).
chimenea1 just subscribed with Twitch Prime. chimenea1 subscribed for 7 months in a row!
chimenea1: damn I got too late to the stream today
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TXC2: thanks for streaming James and Paul
LunarJade: Glad to see you guys got a game you could complete in one stream.
Rhynerd: Thanks for the stream!
BobmockAkaBowlercaptain: pkingLove
AntiCrepuscular: PS the next Daniel Mullins game just came out this week!
AntiCrepuscular: it's called HEX
emonotony: (BTW the ending here was the Bad one)
Rhynerd: Oh, HEX is out now?
drthmik: rooKiss
jklingftm: BAD END
AntiCrepuscular: yup, on steam now
Ragnarakk: @LoadingReadyRun I dont think it was ever meant to be scary... more just ... creepy and unsettling
TrinketKnight: you saved only yourself
Rockario: "Bad End" or "Default End"?
accountmadeforants: Now you get to play Dead Space 2 for about five more minutes, Paul!
emonotony: "Only one butterfly needs to get to the exit"
Admiralmatt: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and James play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (1:18 from now).
oscelot: have fun filming guys
DarkNacht: You didn't free the Hopeless Soul
jolly_flounder: no MTG?
emonotony: Rockario Definitely bad end.
TXC2: "is this a good ending or a bad one?" "it's an ending, that's enough"
frozenphoenix7: Wait, you guys still make Friday Nights? Kappa
SomebodyNowhere: !advice
Ragnarakk: YO Eternal Darkness!
Sortaz: friday nights omgHmm
emonotony: Rockario That's the "everything will recur" ending
jolly_flounder: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and James play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (1:18 from now).
EvilBadman: Oh NICE
Invitare: One More is on Tuesday
SomebodyNowhere: !findquote desert bus
LRRbot: Quote #1213: "Oh yeah. Desert Bus South: we are totally doing that. You can quote me on it." —Cameron [2015-12-02]
TrinketKnight: You ceased the existence of the hopeless soul
delta__vee: :D
TrinketKnight: nonexistence is kind of like freedom
PhoenixMelior: DESERT BUS?!
jalais: Costume Quest? Who's playing Costume Quest?
PhoenixMelior: !db countdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 9 Nov 10:00 AM PST (21d, 22:17 from now)
TXC2: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 9 Nov 10:00 AM PST (21d, 22:17 from now)
PhoenixMelior: OH GOD
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and James play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (1:17 from now).
DarkNacht: Nope the Nonexistence is kind of like murder
Rockario: @emonotony Ah, I suppose that earns the name.
PhoenixMelior is not prepared
SomebodyNowhere: beejmtg?
Piratical_tendancies: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: box text
Invitare: I must start my DB shopping list
Sortaz: puzzle quest omgHYPERS
emonotony: TrinketKnight Well it explains WHO you are and what the options are once you grab every ticket
TXC2: !events
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? You can check it all out on the events page. https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/events
tyrsredritehand: Beejlander?
jalais: !pony
ScoopsPlushie: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: pain
ScoopsPlushie: xDDD
jklingftm: Yum
WizardZedd: :O The new game by the creator of Papers, Please just came out
Supermareo: you do know that arena is going to be down for maintinance in an hour
LunarJade: That was kitkats
ScoopsPlushie: I'm not surprised.
TheMandrew: that was kit kats
LunarJade: but yes
jalais: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a powerful character
Texan_Reverend: Kit Kats were the fire.
DK_84: it was the kit ket
emonotony: TrinketKnight You can just watch the yt secret ending for that btw
DK_84: on a parchment paper?
LunarJade: Don't let Ian walk the fire out this time
SomebodyNowhere: !quote kathleen
LRRbot: Quote #3893: "Garlic is flavour, garlic is life." —Kathleen [2017-01-23]
TehAmelie: pumpkin carving that's more than a LRL segment? ooh
oscelot: I think they're playing paper @Supermareo
jklingftm: YE BOI
mariammistressofmanifolds: ooooh
accountmadeforants: Yay!
Texan_Reverend: I agree with that plan @LunarJade
TheWarbo: Plaintch ace
B4rberblacksheep: Is the website right and it's Live this weekend?
TXC2: you have never done planechase Commander before
mastershake29x: @B4rberblacksheep yes
AntiCrepuscular: B4rberblacksheep yup!
jklingftm: I've only ever played Planechase in EDH
TXC2: planechase maybe, but not commander planechase
oscelot: yay live!
bi0buster: I literally just finished watching the vod of AFK and this stream was JUST plugged. :D
bi0buster: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:42:48.
accountmadeforants: Planechase + Archenemy Commander is the next step, I suppose
bi0buster: Oh, woops.
drthmik: rooPog
TrinketKnight: fightsm'ns
LunarJade: Adam is always fighting monsters
TXC2: so get them clips in!
AntiCrepuscular: for a moment I was hoping for Soulcalibur VI
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
LunarJade: bye!
oscelot: have fun guys
TXC2: !Discord
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Rockario: Dark Souls Boss Battler, he said last night
TehAmelie: did he say 15 hours?
TXC2: !patreon
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oscelot: bye chat lrrHEART
cmdrud87: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and James play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (1:14 from now).
DazzlinCanadian: Bye
TXC2: TehAmelie in n hour and 15 mins
tyrsredritehand: lrrSCOOP
emonotony: TrinketKnight For example, I don't think Paul and James even touched Gradius mode
TehAmelie: i thought that sounded weird
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody!
emonotony: This ending was the "you freed yourself but nothing really changed" ending.
PhoenixMelior: my partner went home early from work today and I haven't heard from him in like an hour :/ that's not typical for him
TXC2: maybe they're just not feeling well?
emonotony: I'm certainly not, I'm having 9/10 pain on my scale
emonotony: Something rather essential in my body is damaged
PhoenixMelior: he usually tells me if he's taking a nap
PhoenixMelior: historically if I don't hear from him when he's at home without explanation it's because he and his wife got into an argument which worries me
PhoenixMelior: ah, there he is. He got caught up doing chores. How unusual for him lol
TXC2: ah good, turned out ok
PhoenixMelior: thankfully. Would have been a rough night if they fought again
PhoenixMelior: now I just have to deal with the fact that my coworker has been "out sick" for nearly a week and on vacation before that. One of the PMs posited today that he quit without telling anyone
Metric_Furlong: !advice
LRRbot: The answer to every question is Alex.
Metric_Furlong: !findquote answer
LRRbot: Quote #2731: "Beej, the answer is your prostate." —Ian [2016-06-01]
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lare291: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LRRMtG (Graham and James play with Magic Cards. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Thu 02:00 PM PDT (1:00 from now).