BITs19_: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian and Kathleen get in the Halloween spirit this week and carve some pumpkins.) at Thu 06:00 PM PDT (5m from now).
couldntpickausername: soon
BITs19_: Soon(tm)
Mr_sandmens: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian and Kathleen get in the Halloween spirit this week and carve some pumpkins.) at Thu 06:00 PM PDT (4m from now).
BITs19_: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #3716: "The jabberwock showed up and told me to kill a bunch of people, that's fine, that's normal." —Cameron [2016-12-09]
couldntpickausername: !quote 1018
LRRbot: Quote #1018: "Welcome to the bone zone!" —Ian [2015-11-03]
couldntpickausername: well, we're not topping that for today
kat2kool: !Quote 69
LRRbot: Quote #69: "Remember when I said we would stop being bad at this game? I lied." —Cameron [2015-03-27]
kat2kool: Nice
umhiguss: !quote
A_Catastrophic_Success: !advice
LRRbot: Vent the gas!
BITs19_: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a man wondering about box contents
AmoriLinguae: !quote bone
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
A_Catastrophic_Success: !badadvice
LRRbot: Run in front of him, and impale him.
BITs19_: !findquote bone
LRRbot: Quote #1427: "We can see right up his skirt. We can see his bones." —Alex [2014-01-17]
ContingentCat: !badadvice
LRRbot: Buy more gachapon.
ContingentCat: !findquore gachapon
ContingentCat: !findquote gachapon
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
BITs19_: !findquote gachapon
ContingentCat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (Ian and Kathleen get in the Halloween spirit this week and carve some pumpkins.) at Thu 06:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
BITs19_: !quote dale
LRRbot: Quote #4775: "Sometimes I lie..." —Dale [2018-03-12]
BITs19_: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #1203: "What the lrrEFF has James installed on this computer?" —Alex [2015-12-01]
sir_jack_DB: lrrFINE
Questhere: !quote Ian
LRRbot: Quote #3494: "Robin Williams got SWOLE!" —Ian [2016-10-07]
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Going live with Tinker Tailor Solder Fry, right now! We’re carving pumpkins! 🎃 | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dp1TNJoVsAUQVq2.jpg
DarkMorford: lrrSIGNAL
Roadhog123: lrrSIGNAL
Earthenone: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
underhill33: lrrSIGNAL
Riandisa: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
SydPreviouslyHeadache: !findquote ice
LRRbot: Quote #5334: "We aren't buying Canada ice cream!" —Graham [2018-09-27]
underhill33: Hot mic
Roadhog123: Mic is toasty
BITs19_: !findquote pumpkin
LRRbot: Quote #185: "F*ck you, pumpkin! Eat shit!" —Alex [2015-05-01]
lare291: Rude
AmoriLinguae: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
BITs19_: hot mic?
LoadingReadyRun: i'm on to you
lucha_libro: Awesome, internet back in time to catch ttsf
Taveena: It's MY mic that's hot!
Scar_Red_Tiger: Lewd
tim19862: pumpkin carving?! Awesome! lrrAWESOME
chickenace11: lrrDOTS TwitchLit lrrARROW
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i'm excited
Questhere: katesLurk
DoodlestheGreat: So long as the pumpkins don't carve you back. ConcernDoge
BITs19_: !findquote pumpkin
LRRbot: Quote #185: "F*ck you, pumpkin! Eat shit!" —Alex [2015-05-01]
NathanJay_GA: Evening, everyone!
BITs19_: only the one quote, eh
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AmoriLinguae: amazonPoorlyDrawnPumpkin
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TehAmelie: pumpkin crafting? https://i.imgur.com/lw3gAZQ.jpg
korvys: Cold, LRRBot
chickenace11: My perfect dream is to be kidnapped by a canadian
WasntFuzzyWuzzy: The fuck is censored, but not the shit?
NathanJay_GA: I was told to prepare for people Cårven Der Pümpkîn
NathanJay_GA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Qj8PhxSnhg My training video
Earthenone: pride51 glhf
TehAmelie: hello
Riandisa: Good evening
buckminst: I will be deeply disappointed if power tools are not involved somehow
Camthelion: DAMN
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW lrrDARK
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Taveena: What an intro
teavian: lrrSPOOP
NexusVoxx: good round bois
tim19862: meeerrduurr
Herbert_Erpaderp: notthatRIP Orangebois
Haven_7: lrrSPOOP
emberBecky: katesLurk
chickenace11: Woo murder is fun
ContingentCat: katesLurk
lare291: lrrSPOOP
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CranstonSnord: less dark than expected
tim19862: woo
plummeting_sloth: and nothing is spoopier than vegitable mutilation
DoodlestheGreat: lrrSPOOP
ChakatLunar: lrrSPOOP
BITs19_: lrrCREEPL lrrSPOOP lrrCREEPR
TehAmelie: they're more expensive than that after halloween here :(
NathanJay_GA: Is this a tulip bulb scenario?
chickenace11: pumpkin carving = body mods for fruits
ContingentCat: As a childless adult carving pumpkins is an excuse to have roasted pumpkin seeds
BloodnBullets: its kind of like its designed to protect its insides...
underhill33: Well, the squirrels get to them here, carved or not
DarkMorford: Big pumpkins like that, not great for eating. You want the "sugar pie" variety, they're a bit smaller than a basketball.
plummeting_sloth: that stem turns in to a fuse in the countdown toward garbage hour
DaMullet14: I get my pumpkin seeds out of pie pumpkins
Aenir798: If you let the pumpkins ferment you can get some drunk squirrels
r10pez10: liquid nitrogen those pumps
korvys: Like most things, their life expectancy drops when stabbed.
TehAmelie: it is considered a universal truth that smaller vegetables have more flavor
chickenace11: Points at seeds BOI
SydPreviouslyHeadache: @korvys you're not wrong
lare291: It's a fruit, right? Why would it want to protect its seeds?
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plummeting_sloth: Kathleen, seed smuggler
asthanius: a WHAT
Camthelion: round orbies
NathanJay_GA: r o u n d b o i s
Aenir798: The conceptual ideal of a pumpkin
chickenace11: oh that's what human's call it
TehAmelie: t h e o r b https://i.imgur.com/EItXNRA.jpg
asthanius: the fuq is a pompquine?
sensationaloil: much like the buffalo use every part of the pumpkin
Spluuga: I'm bettng on Ian getting stuck on a pumpkin
plummeting_sloth: The picture you'll find next to the definition of "pumpkin" in the dictionary
ContingentCat: they are not great eating pumpkins the little ones are better for that
kanimaras: ahh murdering pumpkins. my favorite show
chickenace11: And who says GMOs are bad
Riandisa: One time I carved some pie style pumpkins to make a ladybug from FFXI. I was not prepared for how thick it was
r10pez10: oh, just like me
sir_jack_DB: get pie pumpkins
sir_jack_DB: for the pies
Koshindan: The best soup bowl.
Leels: You're better off just buying canned pumpkin
plummeting_sloth: you can turn it in to beer, but it's tricky with that kind of pumpkin
chickenace11: Or use butternut squash
Dhaunayne: or! or or or. use a butternut squash to make pumpkin pie.
Camthelion: hai leels
AmoriLinguae: tonight on pumpkin facts
kanimaras: I find turning things into beer is way more effort than the worth
DaMullet14: Most commercial canned pumpkin is actually butternut squash
ContingentCat: Acorn squash are also good as a lot like pumpkin but aren't massive
RealGamerCow: tbh, it's cheap all the time, like 99 cents a can
Leels: I like cooking from scratch but I don't even bother with Pumpkins
NexusVoxx: pumps kin
plummeting_sloth: Talk to your streamers about pumpkins today
Master_Gunner: so future pumpkin pie cooking stream?
Brok3nGol3m: lrrEFF
ContingentCat: lrrWOW lrrDARK
RealGamerCow: do we have another apron?
Taveena: C H O O S E O R B
Haven_7: i tried to get a decorative mini pumpkin recently, and accidentally ended up with a pie pumpkin, so i might end up making cooked pumpkin, or a pie
r10pez10: select your carvacter
Questhere: good orb bois
NexusVoxx: borbs
Taveena: borb (boy orb)
TehAmelie: were some of those grown in a lab of some kind?
BITs19_: !findquote orb
LRRbot: Quote #5227: "We got milkshake orb'ed!" —Beej [2018-08-03]
Lagrangeismyhomie: Boy Orbison
plummeting_sloth: hey, don't body shame the pumpkin Ian
chickenace11: It's like sims but you have to carve your character
Juliamon: flat butt pumpkin
tricktophat: wipe carved pumpkins down with lysol and they stay fresh longer
NexusVoxx: bonus matt!
BITs19_: we have an off camera friend?
Lagrangeismyhomie: Jack O'Latern confirmed OG Caracter Gen
Lagrangeismyhomie: Character*
Brok3nGol3m: *toss*
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GreenBrains_: gourd gouging time
orionsrise1: damnit I didn't get a notice
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TheMandrew: of course Ian has a japanese paper
plummeting_sloth: of COURSE Ian has Japanese newspaper
DarkMorford: Hm, I should eat a food. What's good tonight...
Aenir798: Ian, why do you have a Japanese newspaper
Questhere: oh look, there's a pumpkin in hat story
chickenace11: pie is always good
VelvetFalcon: Pumpqueen Queen of Ghosts.
tim19862: NathanJay_GA the horror
Lagrangeismyhomie: @DarkMorford I suggest Carbohydrates, Proteins, and Fats
orionsrise1: do American papers. America first
plummeting_sloth: oh, we got free alt weekly's for DAYS around here
Rurrythe_blind: lrrAWESOME
Lagrangeismyhomie: So sppoky
TacitusVigil: Are we just using these papers for lining? B/c if so, you should use the papers you like the least. Kappa
Lagrangeismyhomie: spooky*
NexusVoxx: a big ass-pumpkin
Lagrangeismyhomie: jesus, cannot type tonight
delta__vee: @NathanJay_GA, lrrSPOOP
chickenace11: If you want to scare the kids just carve STUDENT LOANS
VelvetFalcon: Face down ass up, that's the way we like to cut!
Aenir798: lrrSPOOP
Baldrash: lrrSPOOP
Sarah_Serinde: lrrSPOOP
chickenace11: lrrSPOOP
Riandisa: lrrSPOOP
NathanJay_GA: lrrSPOOP
BITs19_: lrrSPOOP
TehAmelie: have you seen that one jog of a huge pumpkin with a tiny happy face in the middle?
ContingentCat: lrrSPOOP
Lagrangeismyhomie: Spoops all up in this
lare291: lrrSPOOP
chickenace11: !findquote spoopy
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TacitusVigil: lrrDARK lrrSPOOP lrrDARK
kat2kool: lrrSPOOP
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plummeting_sloth: "Okay be careful you guys there's a fire in here and it could burn you so stay back okay byeeeee"
superkooky: I would like to compliment Paul and the LRR crew. The stream looks amazing. New camera, stream settings? Just gorgeous.
BloodnBullets: oooo panalysts
asthanius: Pac Man is a mouth
Lagrangeismyhomie: Just a mouth
DarkMorford: TEETH
plummeting_sloth: no Korby this time?
RayFK: TEEEEEEEETH
Brok3nGol3m: Ian, a Junji Ito mouth?
Aenir798: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
lare291: TEETH
orionsrise1: if you to in thru the bottom you need to ask permission!
Questhere: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
GreenBrains_: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
AGiantRoach: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
fiftymcnasty: Teeth Teeth Teeth
underhill33: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Phailhammer: TEETH TEETH TEETH
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SirBiffaloEsq: #Teeth
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Forsaken401: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
r10pez10: Teeth
kat2kool: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
ElementalAlchemist: #teeth
ritchards: carving an orange into a mouth???
lare291: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Forsaken401: teeth
Lagrangeismyhomie: James for the Blaming
lare291: @ritchards Yeah I didn't get it either
RayFK: YEAH FUCK IT UP HORNER
Earthenone: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You are being very aggressive, I'm going to need you to simmer down.
underhill33: um
plummeting_sloth: ah, the old Orange WUT carving
NexusVoxx: phrasing?
ElementalAlchemist: "alternative pumpkin entry techniques"
AmoriLinguae: !adult
LRRbot: I need a different adult!
ReverseCreations: !adult
LRRbot: I need a better adult!
kanimaras: stab it in the eye
chesul: yep, just right up the bottom.
tim19862: bypassing the pumpkin Kappa
superkooky: Not surprised Cory is on the high production quality. Cory also known for making her camera cuts to maximize comedy! :)
MaladyDark: saw carving pumpkins in the shops this week. sqaushed and mouldy with fruit flies.
Baldrash: Ah, as is tradition.
plummeting_sloth: the Horner brand carving set
orionsrise1: alternative pumpkin entry techniques is my dunkin donuts cover band
Forsaken401: just need to get right up in there
kanimaras: pumpkin carving is great for releasing repressed rage from work and/or family
chickenace11: I wish I could carve a pumkin
A_Catastrophic_Success: A year or two ago, I made a Spoopifer pumpkin, https://imgur.com/a/w7kPQ
chickenace11: *pumpkin
lare291: I'd probably just stab it repeatedly
AGiantRoach: yeah stenciler think is super helpful for complex designs
tim19862: nice A_Catastrophic_Success lrrSPOOP lrrAWESOME
kat2kool: The stencil thing is v useful but soooo tedious. I used it a lot as a child
Corvan: I'm interested in where they got that Chinese (?) newspaper
lare291: The mouth also has the things on the sides tho?
orionsrise1: mmmmmm fresh roasted pumpkin seeds
chickenace11: @A_Catastrophic_Success that is the third cutest thing I have seen all day
lare291: Not just a line
Brok3nGol3m: @lare291 my local asian supermarket has a few
MaladyDark: it's already 30°c days here, I feel Halloween doesn't work well in Australia
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Leels: Ian are you using a Micron on a pumpkin?!?
AmoriLinguae: "candle"
tim19862: lrrHAM
TheOges: Every pumpkin has a face in it, you just have to cut the non face parts out.
kanimaras: the danger is part of the fun
ContingentCat: and as Ben learned in that LRL room for your hand
KarnEvil: what is this "glove" you speak of?
Leels: Safety third
ReverseCreations: ^
Lagrangeismyhomie: Ever forward, never learning...except where gloves are concerned.
AmoriLinguae: !findquote safety
LRRbot: Quote #506: "Violent, violent safety." —Ryan [2015-07-20]
chickenace11: Safety top five
Texan_Reverend: At least they're getting used for something...
asteriskreaper: its 60F here in missouri
CrazymattCaptain: I thought half the fun of pumpkin carving was the accidental nicks
RayFK: Is it bad that I half expected Ian to just take a Katana to it?
NathanJay_GA: TIL Dremel makes a pumpkin carving kit
AmoriLinguae: @RayFK I'm actually kinda disappointed
RayFK: That's, for the best
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lare291: That'
chickenace11: oh that's why
lare291: That's a lie. All katanas are always super sharp, prop or not
Lagrangeismyhomie: Safety last
Science_and_Magic: TTSF forging... ummmmm
ContingentCat: using the side of a teaspoon like how one peels ginger might work on the pumpkin
kanimaras: chat is there
superkooky: Cut away from the body, Kathleen?
TacitusVigil: Safety is for chumps. Chumps I say!
Lagrangeismyhomie: I don't know I could do a better job
chickenace11: You guys have 419 people telling you your wrong
Phailhammer: Alex on Forged by Fire when? lrrBEEJ
ReverseCreations: Chat is here, Chat will always call you out on Safety, but as adults you sure as shit can ignore us.
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Ian) [now] That's one of the perks of being an adult: no one's there to tell you that you're doing things unsafely.
LRRbot: New quote #5408: "That's one of the perks of being an adult: no one's there to tell you that you're doing things unsafely." —Ian [2018-10-18]
AmoriLinguae: Ian, are those tools even sharp anymore?
kanimaras: ian going right for the pumpkin butt
lucha_libro: Man 4H.. I recall seeing ads for them when I was a kid in the 80's...
asteriskreaper: when is Alex going to forge anything again on ttsf?
TheMadPunter: yes, we can tell you you're doing it unsafely, but we can't actually stop you
korvys: !findquote safety
LRRbot: Quote #3825: "Frames are kind of like safety goggles" —Ben Soileau [2017-01-09]
korbl: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 19:08.
MsL3th4l: I feel so dumb. I never thought about carving the butt out of the pumpkin before
ContingentCat: we would do pumpkin carving in girl guides as well but I haven't held onto tools just for that once a year activity
Krokaar: Should craft Field Creeper from M19
TheOges: When I was a kid my mother cut her hand once carving a pumpkin and for the rest of my childhood we only put out ceramic jack-o-lanterns
NexusVoxx: lewd
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TheBorzoi: The first thing I hear when I open the stream is "The fleshy innards."
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sir_jack_DB: just get your fist all up in there
excalgold: some day i will actually get around to making a pumpkin pie.....some day
kat2kool: Fisting > scooping every time
sensationaloil: gotta fist that pumpkin
MsL3th4l: Pumpkin pie is easy to make. 1, go to the supermarket. 2, buy a pumpkin pie. 3, transfer it into a new container so it looks like you made it yourself.
AmoriLinguae: that's why Ian is wearing full sleeves
RealGamerCow: If you want to do it fairly quickly, just get in there with one of those paint mixers connected to a drill. Doesn't save the seeds tho
chickenace11: When you carve a pumpkin you should expect to get guts on you
nightwingmisthawk: *Insert Calvin and Hobbes pumpkin joke here.*
Brok3nGol3m: @MsL3th4l i like going the extra step and visiting a local bakery
excalgold: that is cheating ! i have more integrity then that ! that'd be like buying cooking at the store and microwaving them or something !
chickenace11: Lobotomizing your pumpkins is also fun. But what is Ian doing then
TacitusVigil: If I want to clean up viscera, I'll do it the way Anubis intended: playing Viscera Cleanup Detail. Kappa
NexusVoxx: oo ginger would be good
MaladyDark: I have had 'grammar' pie once in my life. that is the closest to pumpkin pie I have eaten
Anubis169: cheers manYES
NexusVoxx: yep Ian that's my family as well
RealGamerCow: I like ranch pumpkin seeds. just use the powder that you can make salad dressing from.
TacitusVigil: lrrAWESOME
excalgold: most pumpkin pie mixes are made of squash any way since the pumpkins you put out apprently arent that good for pies
Anubis169: lrrAWESOME
kat2kool: omg pumpkin brittle sounds amazing
chickenace11: My family lives in the middle of now where so there was no point to carve a pumpkin
carpeamentum: don't miss out on the smoky options like seasoned salt or paprika/cayene
Mysticman89: theres also "and heres one we prepared earlier!"
Himyul: You could have a stream called "here's a stream I prepared earlier"
Brok3nGol3m: @Mysticman89 what i was thinking
technoFinch: Is that not just a video?
chickenace11: isn't youtube a stream you prepared earlier
Himyul: close. It's a stream where you show a video
chickenace11: that is just called a VOD
Himyul: like that time they did a pre-recorded dice friends
plummeting_sloth: ah, that's just carving challenge mode!
TehAmelie: a no-slip grip carving knife could be very good too
excalgold: ever forward, never learning ? but it's better not ot cut your self.
plummeting_sloth: and then after the fact you can drink the seed soaking water for extra nutrition
r10pez10: pumpkfacts
kanimaras: spices
ContingentCat: hi G
kanimaras: chili powder
carpeamentum: I'm really trying to figure out the minimal effort way for sous vide options to be quality and minimal effort because I want sous vide recipies
plummeting_sloth: PJSalt
ZeroArcana: pumpkin seeds are autumn seasoned
excalgold: we never ate the seeds....i did not know that was a thing and now i am mad at my childhood
TacitusVigil: TTSF: Now with Bonus Graham!
fiftymcnasty: mmm old bay
Juliamon: Old Bay Pumpkins
plummeting_sloth: you will eat that old bay and like it!
Mowdownjoe: Thanks for the new Panalysts. TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH
lare291: Scrawled mix!
NarishmaReborn: skrald
chickenace11: I would like to do it with ginger and cinnamon like I do with my sweet potatoes fries
UnknownGerm: olive oil on the seeds to help the seasoning adhere?
NexusVoxx: "A Series of Unfortunate Candies
JomAmman: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
kanimaras: graham looks very happy to not have to get messy here
MaladyDark: i knew people who carved watermelons.
orionsrise1: remove the husks
NimrodXIV: I... always shelled them
ContingentCat: yeah unlike sunflower seeds pumpkin seeds are thin enough to just become crunchy and great
carpeamentum: bottom carving is a+ for both candle lighting and presentation
plummeting_sloth: it's funny, I've got so used to having bloody mary's with Old Bay around here I actually asked the kitchen at a restaurant further west if they wouldn't mind putting a dash in there when it came without
orionsrise1: use a pasta roller to hull them before baking
StephenJM81: to remove your family's husks?
r10pez10: 'Do a hubris' sounds like !advice
MsL3th4l: Roasted pumpkin seeds, shell included, are fucking boss
thalynos: i'm late coming in. Is this where we come to fist the pumpkins?
TehAmelie: i want to see this gen M Icarus retelling with the line "I might have done a hubris"
korbl: Honestly, I'm surprised Ian doesn't have his own maker's mark
AmoriLinguae: someone should quote "I wish you good hubris"
korbl: Or does he, and I've just missed it
Mysticman89: I'm glad that I'm not the only one only just discovering that pumpkinseeds can be de-shelled
NathanJay_GA: Going from the bottom just seems like a much better idea. No unsightly scars at the top, and putting in a candle means placing it on the carved bottom and lowering the pumpkin onto it. Much easier!
chickenace11: Why not branded the pumpkin
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I too just thought those were the seeds
lare291: Fiber is good
asteriskreaper: I never knew rhis...
asthanius: You know what has a lot of fiber? Skrald Mix Kappa
orionsrise1: lol it's all fiber
Morrigan9: ohhhh. ya i just eat them all
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NathanJay_GA: need more roughage
ContingentCat: suuuure
NimrodXIV: riiiight
Mysticman89: if you had more fibre, they could be poop reasons!
TehAmelie: i got my fiber sorted https://i.imgur.com/TD2yeUq.jpg
kat2kool: Here's my pro tip for the lid: cut at an angle towards the stem so it won't fall into the pumpkin. And include a little notch so you know how it lines up when replacing the lid
ContingentCat: that sounds like something someone would say who needs to go home for poop reasons
TacitusVigil: Bye Graham! Merry Pumpkin to you too!
cyprod: I have IBS-D, I poop too much and generally at inconvenient times
Himyul: "more pumpkins than expected"
MsL3th4l: lol I always accidentally include a notch. I just always tell people it's on purpose.
r10pez10: buy the rich
ContingentCat: eat the rich
cuzigotprime: what pumpkin patterns are they carving
lare291: Roast the rich
excalgold: if a kid knows money exists they think their parents have an infinite amount......i miss that.
lare291: Carve the rich!
korbl: Rich-O-Lanterns
RealGamerCow: I agree with Graham.
asteriskreaper: Graham's right you know
ChakatLunar: scoop the rich?
ContingentCat: yeah soup spoons always worked great
cuzigotprime: scrape the lrrEFF out of the rich?
skiplives: yeah, metal spoon is by far the best way
sabledrake: yeah graham is right
Brok3nGol3m: yes, towards the face
Mysticman89: is tthat the eye gouger?
plummeting_sloth: that's a pumpkin trepanning devise
StephenJM81: yeah, I have always used metal spoons
RealGamerCow: You should get Ian's leather grooving tool. lrrBEEJ
Drazoth: is that a gouge cutter for a lathe?
chickenace11: that's cool
ContingentCat: looks good
Brok3nGol3m: Ian, do you have the leather channel gouger? I think that'd work real wekk
kat2kool: Nice fangs!
plummeting_sloth: Here Kathleen, if you need a guide lrrSPOOP
cuzigotprime: careful whittling towards your other hand
chickenace11: wood carving tools would work
Roadhog123: inb4 the tool ends up carving into Kathleen's hand...
TehAmelie: food whittler sounds like a fine job
korbl: yeah, where's that strawpoll?
couldntpickausername: www.strawpoll.me/16673854
NathanJay_GA: *splap*
korbl: thnks
RealGamerCow: Pumpkin's pH is 4.9-5.5
TehAmelie: turnip flayer
Zalbaag: And Information
tknomncr: A gourd flenser
Laogeodritt: hi y'all! hi Ian, Kathleen!
plummeting_sloth: or blood out of a man
cuzigotprime: ooh flayed gourd, i like it
MaladyDark: the Horner family seems like a very strange group.
skiplives: I like to take a lot of the innards out of the pumpkin first, it makes the gourd much more flexible for carving.
r10pez10: remember when ian's whistle got muted
RealGamerCow: I saw a Castlevania/Carless Whispers mashup today. It was weird.
MaladyDark: would a vegetable peeler work here?
TehAmelie: i don't know why you wouldn't disembowel it first, unless you want seeds leaking out of whatever holes you carve
Krokaar: Tonight on Gourd Flesh....sounds oddly pornagraphic
cuzigotprime: nothing will beat boston dynamics robodog twerking to sexyback for a while i think
wolf2012pack: Ian is making Creepy Doll?
NexusVoxx: TEETH
Scar_Red_Tiger: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Mysticman89: some desgins do in fact rely on leaking seeds and similar
ContingentCat: GUMS
NimrodXIV: TEETH
skiplives: I made a pirate ship one year - that was more work then it was worth.
chesul: TEETH TEETH!
ElementalAlchemist: #JustTeethThings
wintermelonandteeth: TEETH TEETH TEETH
Forsaken401: teeth
lare291: TEETH
Brok3nGol3m: lrrAWESOME
ChakatLunar: TEETH
DownUnderPlunder: TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH
TheMandrew: But if last night's AFK is anything to go by, we could get a Moth from Ian. #Chonic
UnknownGerm: I think they were, and failed miserably
TheTunnelingCat: Kathleen, I loved your seattle vlog, it was awesome to watch
ContingentCat: ^
TheTunnelingCat: Venom was basically a romcom disguised as a superhero movie
TacitusVigil: Venom: It's Legally a Movie!
Krokaar: Venom was decent, it definitely could have been better. Enjoyable though for an early bird special though
korbl: @LoadingReadyRun Honesty, I really enjoyed Venom. It's not great art, but it's a lot of fun
kat2kool: Venom was much better than expected
excalgold: Venom.....with out spiderman
excalgold: i just cant fathom it.
kat2kool: I was highly entertained by it
Brok3nGol3m: add that to !advice
ElementalAlchemist: twitter.com/apsalar
sir_jack_DB: I have no taste, Megashark vs Giant Octopus is one of my favorite movies ever
LRRTwitter: @DesertBus> Thank you for the mention @KMUW ! | http://www.kmuw.org/post/your-move-desert-bus-hope
TheTunnelingCat: I enjoyed venom, but im not someone who cares a lot about the comics or what is and isnt canon to venom
TehAmelie: i liked the part of the trailer where he made out with the symbiote and they had to give it boobs so people wouldn't think the alien slime monster was gay and the internet then decided it was a boy slime monster with boobs
ShortRound2099: That movie is great
MaladyDark: has anyone here seen the russian language film 'elena'
Forsaken401: Kathleen try pulling with that tool
insane_42: Hi Kathleen (and Ian)
ghostihosti: @kat2kool depends how you had set your expectations before seeing it
kinkerbelle: Beards: Food Magnets.
TheMandrew: I hated the gooey part when I was a kid
TheMandrew: now I merely tolerate it
ContingentCat: As a rule I don't watch action movies because I get so annoyed with the incidental property damage
Agu_Sakku: flavor savor
Riandisa: I've never liked the gooey part
korbl: Very young children are about the only circumstance where I understand the idea of pumpkin decorating, rather than carving
Science_and_Magic: @excalgold I know, I was quite disapointed to find out they just made a new marvel universe to have the symbiote interact with "some other journalist" and not peter parker
orionsrise1: right?!
chesul: I know many kids who would stab themselves with those, but would do great with a sharp knife.
NexusVoxx: non-carved pumpkins work porly in the dark
lare291: Is that literally just a cut pipe?
Science_and_Magic: looks like it
LoadingReadyRun: it is
lare291: Huh
orionsrise1: my oldest hurt her knee standing up
UnknownGerm: in my experience, using a potato peeler to shave the skin off a pumpkin works best
keymaster515: I have cut myself with a butter knife twice in the same day (by accident).
TheMadPunter: I didn't. I didn't like pumpkin guts, glue, clay, or anything like that as a kid
korbl: I'm a grouchy old queer, and in my mind, if you're not carving the pumpkin, what's the point?
lare291: I'd try a cheese plane
corpocracy: lrrDARK
insane_42: lrrDARK
insane_42: xD
ContingentCat: lrrDARK
RealGamerCow: Get that tasty chinese newsprint flavor to those seeds.
skiplives: toaster over
MaladyDark: i have never cut myself on the kitchen knives. the tongs on the other hand have taken many chunks
skiplives: toaster oven?
NexusVoxx: RIP Cori
ContingentCat: poor cori
lare291: Oof
RealGamerCow: Cori "Allergic to most fruit" Dickinson
kinkerbelle: Bees. An allergen!
r10pez10: Al -or- Jen?
korbl: It seems like it'd be quicker to list what Cori *isn't* allergic too
excalgold: hard to anger bumbles
MennoKnight42: allergens, sharp objects, sharp allergens, and only rarely fire!
orionsrise1: don't bother trying. add an extra 5 mins to baking
korvys: Oh yeah, that was in the November Loading Time
TacitusVigil: Is this how Beej got his Bumblebee Army?
chickenace11: Mainly Beej but still
Carbonylcookie: At least you have limited access to carcinogens and fire, unlike my job.
ContingentCat: that looks in progress, it's ok
orionsrise1: drying not trying
MennoKnight42: rare footage of the plan is not fire
excalgold: Beejumble Beejs ?
plummeting_sloth: didn't you have that blinding floodlight last time?
NexusVoxx: Bumblebeej
ElementalAlchemist: "I am totally sticking my iPhone in a pumpkin." --Ian
korbl: Old, possibly rusty, definitely sharp tools? That's fiiiiiine.... Fire, that's the line
lare291: Judging by cH and CS, they also have to deal with transdimensional timeloops and portals daily
BeardSquadGO: You don't have flashlights at the Moonbase?
mysticsage1: Sand paper might clean that unevenness up
MaladyDark: you have extra pumpkins but no lights. godd
lare291: So yeah, a totally safe work environment
excalgold: alright salad time, dont burn down the moonbase while i make it!
chickenace11: LRR come for the transdimensionl portals stay because we don't allow fire
Sektor88: We can not handle his most powerul potions
lare291: How rigid is a hollowed out pumpkin? Watermelon or better?
Lord_ZYRK: Pumpkin seller, I require your orangest pumpkins
lare291: Or worse?
TehAmelie: i still unironically like Moulin Rouge :D
emberBecky: that song was in Moulin Rouge, don't remember in what context
emberBecky: lyrics were slightly changed
kinkerbelle: I wouldn't know what he's talking about even if he's right.
cuzigotprime: why's there so much liquid?
chickenace11: We are always saying "What the heck is Ian doing/saying"
AmoriLinguae: I'm lost
lare291: Why don't people carve watermelons? Actually, I'd totally carve a watermelon. I'll do that some year
cuzigotprime: people do carve watermelons
MaladyDark: 8 went to a coldplay concert, my seats were 12 away feom elton johns
cuzigotprime: just not for halloween
kinkerbelle: watermelons tend to be solid in the middle, but sure, go for it!
FuzBubbles: @cuzigotprime they started with a bowl full of water.
ChakatLunar: @chickenace11 just look at any random sampling of Ian quotes in the database :D
StephenJM81: would a peeler do a better job of this?
kat2kool: Close Ian, that was Your Song, separate from Elephant Love Medley. It is by Elton John though
Brok3nGol3m: the humors
lare291: It's soft enough to mess it up with a spoon and hollow it out
CosmicDuctTape: salutations one and all
orionsrise1: no, peeler baaaaaddd
buckminst: Viscera Cleanup Detail: TTSF Edition
RealGamerCow: lare291 someone carved a watermelon on the Halloween Wars show on Food channel
cuzigotprime: careful not to kick that bowl
chickenace11: !quote Ian
LRRbot: Quote #2716: "I'm Matt LeBlanc." —Ian, monotone [2016-06-01]
RealGamerCow: they made a zombie head with it
lare291: Interesting
MaladyDark: watermelon carving is really pretty. also you get watermelon and juice!
CosmicDuctTape: has K mentioned what she's designing?
NexusVoxx: @CosmicDuctTape lrrSPOOP
rgoody2016: what is kathleen carving?
SuperSugarSloth: torn from the pumpkin womb
chickenace11: spoopifier
lare291: I wonder what roasted watermelon seeds would taste like
Welbog: A pumpkin! lrrBEEJ
RealGamerCow: BTW for chat, you don't need to be meticulous with the seeds, some string is fine.
ContingentCat: @rgoody2016 lrrSPOOP
plummeting_sloth: the pumpkin facial
Zalbaag: Bowl Cam
cuzigotprime: really, flayed gourd is a fine name for a monster
Xiff_: Floor hazard cam
Welbog: Oooh, convection
orionsrise1: not one string of pumpkin!
RealGamerCow: *camera focuses on floor water* I full expected it to next focus on Cori's lrrFRUMP
tim19862: so, don't be a pedant of pumpkin seeds? lrrBEEJ
MaladyDark: how do you tell the thickness when doing the scrapes like kathleen?
korvys: Ooo, thermodynamics!
cuzigotprime: so what're the chances of a fire tonight
lare291: A pumpkin (or a watermelon) would probably be a good medium for writing Gallifreyan
MennoKnight42: i'm very happy when toaster ovens make that sound
MennoKnight42: it is a very good sound
CosmicDuctTape: I think the dirt came from the ground
ContingentCat: @RealGamerCow I actually think some of the pumpkin flesh is good, which I why I never buy nice clean seeds
BloodForTheCorelab: pumpkin patch dirt?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Ah I'm late! what have I missed?
emberBecky: I don't know if carving pumpkins ever come washed.
tim19862: It is :D
CosmicDuctTape: @Bobtheninjagoldfish Kathleen is carving lrrSPOOP, and Ian is doing a thing that I do not know
ContingentCat: @Bobtheninjagoldfish pumpkin emptying and some of Kathleen's peeling her design into hers
RealGamerCow: Martha Stewart hangs out and has someone else do this for her.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: oh nice.
tim19862: lol
Bobtheninjagoldfish: thanks for the catch up
chickenace11: I bet Martha Stewart hates carving pumpkins
Himyul: I thought she was going to say both were ex-cons for a second there
korvys: And both being ex-cons :P
NexusVoxx: more floorwater
Welbog: Sweet bowl
RealGamerCow: *water* lrrFRUMP
tim19862: Himyul me too
plummeting_sloth: Carve Gourds Every Day
excalgold: i think Martha and snoop hanging out is fantastic
MaladyDark: <3 cori
ContingentCat: oh my
Leels: I bought Martha Stewart Halloween decorations because they’re classy AF and I have zero regrets
lare291: That's spooky
Himyul: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
azureHaights: Is Ian doing TEETH
Lord_ZYRK: Is it Samus's helmet? 🤔
RealGamerCow: Leels her christmas stuff is kinda dope too.
Kalpho: how do you exfoliate a pumpkin to get the skin off?
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tim19862: Where did the chat meme of TEETH come from? I missed the origin.
korbl: Honestly, I want to hate Martha Stewart's licensed halloween decorations, but I really can't, they're just too fuckingclassy
cuzigotprime: it's metroid's helmet MiniK
excalgold: @tim19862 i think it's a Serge thing ?
tim19862: ok
NexusVoxx: locally its mostly a Serge homestream thing, but there is precedent elsewhere on the internet
tim19862: ah ok
corran__horn: Also, I must give Kathleen super-mad props for her devlog from seattle
plummeting_sloth: just go get a safety razor and take a ccrack at it
lare291: Ooh. Spoop
TheTunnelingCat: BibleThump
tim19862: klog lrrBEEJ
NexusVoxx: he's got a multi-furnace thing with an effigy of James on it, complete with gnashing teeth
AshBurnem: lrrSPOOP
asteriskreaper: new people in the studio?
r10pez10: D:
cuzigotprime: now to exfoliate the pumpkin
plummeting_sloth: looks like he's wearing a facial mask
Himyul: BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump
MaladyDark: I watched a morning tv travel show, the went to a town on the camadian alaskan border, and were talking to locals, one lady got right up in the camera to complain about martha Stewart stealing her waffle recipe.
ContingentCat: @NexusVoxx oh I'm glad it was already elsewhere I saw TEETH somewhere not at all LRR adjacent and wondered how far our reach was
asddsa28: so what Halloween crafts has everyone been making im in the midle of makeing a spell book and a made a wichs hat
corran__horn: it was really cool and the scene in the library was lrrSPOT
korbl: So did I, Cori
the_canuck_mystic: Me too
tim19862: pricey though Kappa
the_canuck_mystic: Was horrified
r10pez10: cucumber slices over pumpkin eyes
NexusVoxx: burnish the skin
Xiff_: ASMR with LRR
plummeting_sloth: emory paper that pumpkin up
the_canuck_mystic: Exfoliate the skin mask the pumpkin is wearing.
cuzigotprime: dat bowl doe
the_canuck_mystic: "It exfoliates its skin"
chickenace11: I have made nothing for Halloween and it kinda bums me out
asddsa28: can i get the staw pole
ContingentCat: I enjoy cutting to the bowl of pumkiny water
tim19862: scraaaaaappee
MaladyDark: <3 cori
BITs19_: put a mic IN the pumpkin
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Ian sounding a bit Salad Fingers there
lare291: @BITs19_ Good idea!
kinkerbelle: The KLAAG was great!
NexusVoxx: Cave log Kappa
plummeting_sloth: The Klog!
the_canuck_mystic: KVLog was good
ContingentCat: the KLAAAAAG
aquinas_0: pumpkins and the carving off!
tim19862: good job
ContingentCat: it was great
Dhaunayne: Kathleen DeVlog
korbl: @asddsa28 I bought a few disparate things from Michaels, a glass "jack o lantern treat bucket" style, like, candle holder? some glow in the dark fill things, and this really cool, really random resin hypno eye, and just put them together
cuzigotprime: ohh yah, what does it sound like from the pumpkin's pov lrrSPOOP
aquinas_0: are they going to bake the seeds?
Master_Gunner: it was a solid idea of fun
Krokaar: I enjoyed the cooking part the most =3
NexusVoxx: @aquinas_0 yee
Sektor88: kathleen was suuuper in my neighborhood in that vlog o:
TemporallyAwry: Still - it was cool :D
CosmicDuctTape: the KVlog was soooooo gooood. As an MLIS student I appreciated the library times
aquinas_0: delicious seeds!
MaladyDark: the library segment was AMAZING
TheMandrew: That's a horrible thing to say about Andrew, Kathleen. I'm sure he's a great friend!
skiplives: The Rothfuss was cool
asthanius: "Those were my friends. I'm not cool." That...is not how that works, K. You have friends because you're cool.
CosmicDuctTape: THAT IS SO GOOD TO HEAR
orionsrise1: one of the few YouTube videos I've ever thumbs up!
ContingentCat: Oooo! Minor adventures tend to be good
asddsa28: @korbl that's awesome
carpeamentum: I hadn't realized that that building was the library here until watching that video....
CosmicDuctTape: I was so hoping that y'all enjoyed SHUX
MennoKnight42: somehow the ferry always makes for good vlog content
cuzigotprime: aww SHUX
Kalpho: did you get to wear a miner hat with a flashlight?
Juliamon: The best pumpking surfacing tool I've ever owned was a plastic tool from my job at a supermarket, it was intended to be used to scrape price stickers off of shelves but it's effectively a mini cheese plane
CosmicDuctTape: in part because I want you to come back to SHUX
tim19862: what is shux about?
the_canuck_mystic: I suspect that the man was born with a camera in his hand.
CosmicDuctTape: @tim19862 tabletop games
the_canuck_mystic: If only he could have vlogged his own birth
tim19862: cool
Welbog: But it's a fruit!
lare291: A cheese plane would probably work as well
the_canuck_mystic: such a missed content opportunity.
CosmicDuctTape: @tim19862 it's short for Shut Up & Sit Down Expo
cuzigotprime: is that ian's knifu
Krokaar: Ian and knifu skillz
tim19862: ah
plummeting_sloth: Ian Vegitable shiv based peeler. Making spooky pumpkin's like Daniel Boone
cuzigotprime: "you're knifu is trash"
CaptainSpam: Ian's knife skills: Ever Forward, Never Learning. Kappa
Himyul: is it a mario 2 dude?
CosmicDuctTape: startin' to look Spoopy
Welbog: Smoothing your pumpkins, with Kathleen and Ian.
Himyul: shy guy, that's what I was thinking of
skiplives: A potato peeler is good at taking off the skin like that
plummeting_sloth: I need a 240 grain spoon
TacitusVigil: I feel like this knife content will overlap with "Knife Games With Knife James"
plummeting_sloth: yeah, ones good for basic stuff and the other for cleaning up fine curves
plummeting_sloth: kind of a bandsaw/ scroll saw thing
Type_One___: cheer100
skiplives: This is why you take a lot of the bulk out first - it makes carving so much easier.
korbl: "Positive affirmation or treat!"
ContingentCat: @TacitusVigil that sounds like a really bad idea, unless we also want a segment Knife James Goes to the ER
corran__horn: Kathleen: the comment is that you brought a fun energy to that vlog that really resonated. Graham's idea, sure, but your execution was really impressive. pride100
chickenace11: That's what chat is for
Welbog: B O W L
UnknownGerm: I grew up extremely suspicious of praise, it's something I really have to work on
ContingentCat: Glad the bowl is still there
MaladyDark: <3
MrBevers: #bowlcam
korbl: @NexusVoxx "Spoon with a grit rating" sounds like a good seed for a Crapshot
TacitusVigil: @ContingentCat Great, we need to replace "Knife James Goes to the ER" too? Well, what else are we going to do, we don't have LRL this weekend. Kappa
Himyul: you're doing great UnknownGerm Kappa
excalgold: oh hey when did LRR hire bowl ? are they one of Chair's friends ?
Xiff_: The bowl is just waiting for it's chance to strike
couldntpickausername: "They carved too deep"
CosmicDuctTape: who is that not-Cori voice?
lare291: Little-known fact: There is a tiny Balrog in all pumpkins
TehAmelie: wouldn't digging up a balrog in your pumpkin make for the ultimate halloween pumpkin?
corpocracy: slytqHate
Welbog: We need a bowl update! What's the bowl doing?
ContingentCat: @CosmicDuctTape Matt (not wiggins)
NexusVoxx: Spoon with a Grit Rating is my thrash metal band
CosmicDuctTape: @ContingentCat other Matt was my guess
corran__horn: excalgold is Chair related to MTChair? I hear they might make a good magic coverage team.
lare291: TEETH
darkecologist: i have no mouth, and i must pumpkin
MaladyDark: matt, who has been in dicedriends?
Welbog: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
cuzigotprime: is that bomberman?
Drazoth: but if you find the balrog in your pumpkin, that means you've won halloween
NathanJay_GA: D
NexusVoxx: @MaladyDark the very same
asddsa28: noo just noo
CosmicDuctTape: New Matt? Neo Matt?
ContingentCat: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Sektor88: Also Kathleen, I went to Hi-Life for my birthday *last year*, it was nom.
chickenace11: I was going to make a cover band joke about Spoon with grit but I couldn't think of anything
UnknownGerm: inb4 blade snaps
MaladyDark: goatmatt
TehAmelie: it worked for the Terminator's home surgery, it's good enough for pumpkins
cuzigotprime: yah careful doing stabby with exacto knives
Alesha_WhoSmilesAtDeath: A what hand piece? What word was that?
NexusVoxx: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always studying the blade.
Gamesreaps: You can never think to much Ian
TacitusVigil: Wow
NexusVoxx: @Alesha_WhoSmilesAtDeath Knurled. the diamondy texture stuff
UnknownGerm: knurled
MaladyDark: lrrbot on point
Himyul: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: box text
CosmicDuctTape: according to Descartes, that's basically how you keep existing, Ian
TacitusVigil: Well played LRRbot
orionsrise1: @tehamelie I see what you did there
chickenace11: LRRbot on point again
Alesha_WhoSmilesAtDeath: @NexusVoxx Ah! Thanks!
lare291: Ian thinks. Thus he is
ContingentCat: Those exacto knives with the yellow handle that you snap off the edge for new sharp edge would probably work well, you could extend it for longer knife, though of course be careful
ElementalAlchemist: What could go wrong? :P
ielzee: olfa
TheTrueWowo: PUMPKIN
kanimaras: Will something get set on fire somehow?..
lare291: That was not a good sound
NexusVoxx: depends on if there's paper in the oven again
Welbog: Ian hit a bone
AshBurnem: Did we have a strawpoll?
CosmicDuctTape: lrrFINE
TacitusVigil: @kanimaras There's always candles... Kappa
CosmicDuctTape: TEETH
cuzigotprime: are these boneless pumpkins?
NarishmaReborn: t e e t h
ChakatLunar: lrrCREEPL lrrSPOOP lrrCREEPR
Welbog: lrrFRUMP
NexusVoxx: bOnElEsS pUmPkInS
chickenace11: Ian's pumpkin is flat lining
UnknownGerm: my shop teacher used to say only extend an xacto knife as far as you want it into your skin
orionsrise1: there are no mistakes, just happy OH MY GOD!
excalgold: hey yea uneven teeth are scary - i cant even look in the mirror because of them !
Edgarware: It Matt
CaptainSpam: Here's a Matt we prepared earlier.
ElementalAlchemist: Hi Matt!
kanimaras: and desert bus!
CosmicDuctTape: hi new Matt!
cuzigotprime: oh i remember that lowkey horrified look
r10pez10: ghost in the cavities
TheMandrew: It's new Matt!
NexusVoxx: thats dice firends
teavian: Hi Matt
Welbog: Unexpected different Matt
ElementalAlchemist: (also known as goatprince2)
Ckiva: I mean if you only do one pumpkin a year its going to take a while to get practiced huh
ContingentCat: And he was very good there lrrHEART
DoctorOfBeard: lrrGOAT lrrFRUMP
TheTunnelingCat: better matt raysQ
kanimaras: ahh edit slave
r10pez10: RQ
ContingentCat: totally blameless Matt
NexusVoxx: deep in the edit mines
Sektor88: a less frumpy matt
CosmicDuctTape: that checks out
MaladyDark: delicious baked goods matt
kanimaras: quick matt tell us secrets while they're distracted by the pumpkins!
CosmicDuctTape: DB is always a big deal
r10pez10: DB
cuzigotprime: so next year then :p
ContingentCat: !dbcountdown
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Fri 9 Nov 10:00 AM PST (21d, 15:53 from now)
CosmicDuctTape: !desertbus
LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope is a charity gaming marathon where people dance sing and be silly while playing the worst game of all time, Desert Bus. The marathon raises money for childsplaycharity.com . An explanation video can be found here: https://youtu.be/vvU3KXtOg8Q . More information can be found at http://desertbus.org/ and twitch.tv/desertbus
Carbonylcookie: Desert Bus: Kind of a big deak
Ckiva: is desert bus at the office again this year?
NexusVoxx: its the dozenth bus
NarishmaReborn: "kind of a big deal"
Xiff_: Desert what? lrrBEEJ
CosmicDuctTape: indeed
ChakatLunar: Sooooooooooooon
chickenace11: 21 one days only
Phailhammer: Desert Bus, with my LRR? It's more likely than you think.
TheTrueWowo: "disruptive" event
KarnEvil: dessert bus? sounds tasty.
asteriskreaper: where you from matt?
thalynos: intensity intensifies
r10pez10: !clip
LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips
ContingentCat: besides as far as separate editing passes go it's good to have some time between them
UnknownGerm: Gnosis
kanimaras: become a dental assistant in just 16 weeks of TTSF
NexusVoxx: call 1-800-DONT
CosmicDuctTape: so editing... that's how it begins for everybody
ContingentCat: OH MY
CosmicDuctTape: TEETH
BITs19_: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Jorge4hg: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Phailhammer: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
ApodoNuevo: DAT MAW
chickenace11: ah kill it fire
ElementalAlchemist: "If you want to come on to Tinker Tailor Solder Fry to get some dentistry work done, don't." --Ian
kinkerbelle: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
excalgold: spooky
Jorge4hg: it's a thooth
KarnEvil: chippped toof
ChakatLunar: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Ckiva: I think crooked is a better in some ways
Xiff_: I think your mistake may have worked in your favor
TacitusVigil: Great, now we have to cancel next week's "Dental Games with Dental James" too.
Roadhog123: Just make it like my mouth - teeth in the wrong order. :P
asthanius: You could do a lot of things
MaladyDark: i think the crooked will worl well
Welbog: lrrFINE
NathanJay_GA: Dreamworks face?
chickenace11: *grabs a flamethrower for Ians pumpkin*
kanimaras: yeah chipped tooth. messed up teeth are scarryy
Phailhammer: Just say he's like me, and has had a few teeth removed.
Jorge4hg: oh god
ContingentCat: that's the right choice Ian thankyou
kinkerbelle: It's horrifying! Put it back!
Leels: I like the uneven-ness of it. It’s better design
underhill33: lrrWOW
excalgold: ha
NarishmaReborn: it's like the dwarf homonculus
ChakatLunar: Ian. Ian plz.
Welbog: UM
NexusVoxx: thats not how that works
Jorge4hg: ian stop
RealGamerCow: *water* lrrFRUMP
TheMandrew: BOWL!
korvys: Gourdy LaForge
orionsrise1: booooooooooo
Vilun: Scarving pumpkins?
TehAmelie: lrrAWESOME
TheTunnelingCat: BOWL
kanimaras: cori says nooope
chickenace11: thank you Cori
NexusVoxx: @korvys YES
TheMandrew: BOWEL!
ContingentCat: was that second green bowl always there?
Welbog: Bowling
GrandLlamaQ: You will respect the Lieutenant Pumkommander, Kathleen.
Ckiva: the bowl lol
all_hail_the_pan: Cori is the best
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun Gourdy LaForge
kinkerbelle: <3 Cori
Jorge4hg: Thank you cori
CosmicDuctTape: you're doing wonderful, Cori
r10pez10: lol the pre-emptive swaps
Welbog: @korvys Booooooo
CaptainSpam: I assume, Ian, that you're not putting eyes on TeethGourd?
ChakatLunar: @korvys lrrWOW
darkecologist: @korvys that
aClonedPickle: lrrSPOOP
kanimaras: those could be the lips
Phailhammer: @korvys benginPun
Ckiva: theres no pumpkin glue?
Izandai: Ian what do you have to say for yourself?
chickenace11: How come Kathleen's pumpkin has lips
darkecologist: @korvys that's a quality pun
UnknownGerm: well, you can, if you get aggressive with toothpicks
kanimaras: if you have a staple gun and extra pumpkin bitts....
Ckiva: gap in the market there
excalgold: why it's 2418 by now ! and Geordi is a captain......and so is harry kim.....OH GOD ! STO is the bad time line !
CrazymattCaptain: life needs a ctrl+z
Agu_Sakku: lrrCREEPR
TehAmelie: you can go out of your gourd for less
coelopteryx: california raisins are confirmed scary
orionsrise1: that's fat albert!
kanimaras: extra pumpkin bitts stapled to it would actually be tarrifying
chickenace11: just wait Ian will
CosmicDuctTape: Kathleen, not picking the horrifying option? perish the thought
MaladyDark: butternuts are the best for eating
MostCallMe__Tim: Hey, I'm making oatmeal raisin cookies. You guys want any?
1losttheGame: That sounds awful
NimrodXIV: Ursula is awesome
korbl: Ursula Vernon is wonderful
Pimptimus_Prime: Howdy all, how goes the Pumpkining?
lurkerspine: cream cheese over cottage cheese
coelopteryx: the very famous biting pear. i'm glad the link was to the original
ChakatLunar: a bit of pumpkin pie filling in pancake batter makes for a tasty breakfast :)
ContingentCat: Hm, that sounds interesting, I wonder if goat cheese would work
NexusVoxx: !squeak
Krokaar: I love DA
korbl: and for those who don't know, that pear is fully titled The Biting Pear of Salamanca
Brok3nGol3m: @ChakatLunar ... do you cook it?
thalynos: @ChakatLunar unsubscribe pumpkin facts.
TacitusVigil: Wait, there's a good way to Twitter? I don't believe you! Kappa
bilbotheboy: Ian's makes me think of some sort of evil bartelby
orionsrise1: you can Twitter wrong?
ChakatLunar: @Brok3nGol3m Yes. I suppose with this crowd, I should be specific :D
Welbog: Nice bowl
ContingentCat: @TacitusVigil yes by not (~ Kappa )
lare291: That's wicked
Brok3nGol3m: @ChakatLunar yah, cuz it'd be gross as actual pancakes
UnknownGerm: bleh!
MostCallMe__Tim: @bilbotheboy eviler* I think you mean?
TacitusVigil: @ContingentCat The only winning move...is not to play.
CosmicDuctTape: B E E S
cheetoJack: lrrSPOOP
MaladyDark: the tools being orange seems like a mistake
TehAmelie: a sabretooth bee
Brok3nGol3m: @ChakatLunar guyjudgeGoof
NexusVoxx: lrrBEES
BITs19_: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Bobtheninjagoldfish: so on ians pumpkin, the spaces bvetween the teeth will be brightser because there is less flesh, right?
bilbotheboy: true @MostCallMe__Tim
orionsrise1: it also is reminiscent of an owl
chickenace11: Pumpkin whoopie pies are the best and now I want one
ContingentCat: oh my Ian that is troubling
Xiff_: I have a very strong affinity with Ian's pumpkin
cuzigotprime: huh, doesn't that mean the outline is going to brighter than the teeth?
MistahFixIt: I am experiencing fear. Which, I suppose, is the intent.
Zalbaag: Wait, what's a whoopie pie?
Welbog: I need another adult.
wolf2012pack: "IN"?
NexusVoxx: chat: should I make mint or chai tea
ContingentCat: Um that sounds like a very different thing from this
TehAmelie: we're pumpkinauts together
Ckiva: this certainly is a day at the office huh
Pimptimus_Prime: That mouth... Smiley the Psychotic Button?
r10pez10: !vote chai
ContingentCat: @NexusVoxx mint
NathanJay_GA: @NexusVoxx mint
Riandisa: Ian's pumpkin reminds me of The Letter People
delta__vee: bad... TEETH?
NexusVoxx: okay you got it
1losttheGame: That's against TOS Kathleen Kappa
thalynos: @NexusVoxx chai
MaladyDark: i like the fact that we have the two main themes of halloween represented. spooky and spoopy
Rurrythe_blind: Chai tea @NexusVoxx
ChakatLunar: @thalynos did you know that the largest pumpkin pie ever baked was in 2005 and weighed 2020 pounds? lrrAWESOME
korvys: !findquote knife
LRRbot: Quote #3875: "Why don't we have a murder knife?" —Beej [2017-01-16]
NexusVoxx: oh no dissent
couldntpickausername: www.strawpoll.me/16673854
SydPreviouslyHeadache: I'll always say Mint. i love mint so much
orionsrise1: it's said that all things childish were excuses to let adults not adult
MistahFixIt: @Zalbaag - A kind of pastry made of cream filling sandwiched between two chocolate cake type things
asddsa28: i got my spell book im working on seeing you guys craft always inspires me
chickenace11: Or any flavor
Bobtheninjagoldfish: "there's no point in being Grown up if you can't be childish once in a while."
Zalbaag: Ah, a creme sandwich
Welbog: Bowl close-ups
iamthesonofpaul: Show the faces
skiplives: I'm getting a Sam Kieth vibe from Ian's pumpkin
BlueChloroplast: lrrSPOOP
Ckiva: shame you don't have a pumpkin debris extraction vacuum on hand still
Nightecho06: Ho HO HO
darthcoercis: i wish halloween was more of a thing down here
Welbog: He'll have to step around the B O W L to get there.
korvys: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
lare291: Those TEETH
asthanius: Ojama
NathanJay_GA: oh noooo...
orionsrise1: leave the rest as gums Ian
wolf2012pack: or better?
lare291: That's wicked
KarnEvil: YES T E E T H
Bobtheninjagoldfish: The thing that is going to make Ian's pumpkin even crreper is the inversion of the light and dark when he lights it up
AmoriLinguae: "enjoy"
plummeting_sloth: oh, smashing pumpkins segment on F*ut!
Questhere: nothing says halloween like rotting teeth
chickenace11: It will turn into a british Pumpkin after a bit
ThatDangSkeleton: My selection is absent: Ian Horner is unmasked, revealing he is famed paleontologist Jack Horner and destroys LRR in a stampede of Necromancy'd Dinosaur Fossils
lare291: @Bobtheninjagoldfish I didn't even think of that. Inverted light and shadow _do_ make a super spoopy effect
Lord_Hosk: (step one draw cool face) (step two hollow out pumpkin)(step three discard cool face because it took too long and you are tired and you ddint start dinner until late because of homework and cut two triangles for eyes and squarish teeth for mouth)
Ckiva: I've just noticed the newspaper isnt in English
plummeting_sloth: oh, it's the Green guy from Hitchhikers Guide
orionsrise1: Kathleen came down with the plague
plummeting_sloth: ha, I have that exact steak knife
Sarcastic_comma: Pumpkin ASMR
TheTunnelingCat: you know, if you think about it, vampires are just bat furries
korbl: I'd share my Halloween Spotify playlist, but... Twitch
Krokaar: this is halloween, this is halloween, this is halloween
plummeting_sloth: I wonder if Paul knows any scrimshaw shanties. that's basically teh same thing
orionsrise1: that is a shanty Cori! not a song!
NexusVoxx: love shanties
Herbert_Erpaderp: This is my favourite shanty!
lare291: Shanties are the best tbh
NexusVoxx: gesundheit
ContingentCat: gesuntheit
The_Ninjurai: Gesundheit
chickenace11: bless you
korbl: Honestly, now I want Pumpkin Carving Shanties
Lord_Hosk: Cut a hole and tear out the insides...Cut a hole and tear out the insides...Cut a hole and tear out the insides... earl-eye in the morning
thalynos: I feel like this song is about 'Literally Alex'
plummeting_sloth: Actually I sent LRR a Shanty mix. I wonder if it ever got there
korvys: So... which LRR crew member do we think will be the second person to have a pumpkin carving scar?
plummeting_sloth: the package kinda dropped of the face of the earth on the tracking
Evochron13: TEETH
NexusVoxx: thanks i love it
GreenBrains_: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Questhere: TEETH
lare291: TEETH
MistahFixIt: Oh that's distressingf.
MistahFixIt: TEETH
corpocracy: slytqHate
SuperSugarSloth: <3 IT
korvys: slytqHate
ContingentCat: OH MY
Pimptimus_Prime: TEETH!
r10pez10: annoying orange is that you
MistahFixIt: Oh my god I need that TQ emote.
ContingentCat: lrrSPOOP
BraveKingMax: T E E T H ?
Ckiva: do they make scoops for carving pumpkins?
lare291: When a spoopy pumpkin says to another "you are too spoopy"
DarthRagnar815: gabyLewd
Pimptimus_Prime: Fill this Jack O'lantern with TEETH!
NexusVoxx: the uvula
plummeting_sloth: KAthleen, amateur optometrist
lare291: It's some advanced dental problems if your gums hang off your tteeth
UnknownGerm: oh god, I just had the best/worst idea: use a creme brulee torch to give the teeth cavities
cuzigotprime: LOOK at those CHOMPERS lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
orionsrise1: soooooo what you're saying is I should see a dentist?
HesGotNoPants: ian are those your cocaine teeth?
Ckiva: is a pumpkin a fruit?
NexusVoxx: yes
TehAmelie: i like stone sculpture, but it makes the downstairs neighbors nervous
chickenace11: Add bits of blanket to your pumpkin Ian and call it " After the great Pumpkin shows up "
mercano82: Fruit? I thought pumpkin was a vegetable.
NathanJay_GA: Reminds me of Conrad Poohs and his Dancing Teeth
Sarcastic_comma: party100 Pump king car ving party100
TacitusVigil: I mean, you could carve some apples more often? Kappa
ContingentCat: yup it has seeds :. fruit
blast__femur: It's the only time where someone responding "that's horrifying!" is good
Brok3nGol3m: So Ian, are you going to fashion arms to hold two eyeballs ala "Aaaahh!!! Real Monsters"?
MaladyDark: cleaner
ContingentCat: nice
HesGotNoPants: @contingentcat seeds on inside specifically
lare291: So the hole looks flat
Ckiva: okay. i was trying to understand why a coconut wasnt a nut the other day and i didnt get anywhere
cuzigotprime: does the bowl have a name yet
chickenace11: um is Ian doing his upside down? remember the hole is on the bottom
RealGamerCow: *water* lrrFRUMP
excalgold: @Brok3nGol3m THAT's who ian's pumpkin reminded me of !
plummeting_sloth: and to help treat the pumpkins gluocoma
ContingentCat: @HesGotNoPants does that mean strawberries aren't technically fruit?
Brok3nGol3m: @excalgold as soon as i saw the teeth!
HesGotNoPants: @contingentcat they are berries
plummeting_sloth: Ian Horner, Mouth Pipetter
orionsrise1: yupp berries
freshmaker__: smoke pumpkin every day
Brok3nGol3m: it's not not legal
chickenace11: Strawberries are an aggregate fruit
blast__femur: not with that attitude, Kathleen
NexusVoxx: @Ckiva coconut is both the big hairy drupe fruit and the white taste seed inside it
r10pez10: botanical classification and culinary classification are way different
excalgold: ohmygosh Ian is huffing pumpkin -TOS !
Sarcastic_comma: Smoke pumpkin every day
ThatDangSkeleton: it was a blow not an inhale so I guess he got more sober
ContingentCat: I thought berry was a subset of fruit
underhill33: Effin boomers, won't let us huff gourds
plummeting_sloth: Our forefathers huffed pumpkins and got-dangit so should we!
NexusVoxx: it is
Mysticman89: people consumed tide pods, pumpkins seem like a better idea tbh
cuzigotprime: what are the medicinal benefits of huffing pumpkin?
UnknownGerm: I thought because strawberries have the seeds outside the flesh they were taxonomically different than berries/fruit?
orionsrise1: well we finally found out what CH0NIC is! pumpkin huffing
countz3r0: I was sorted into House HufflePumpkin
TehAmelie: "the mouth" is good, but have you considered. . .more teeth? not extra mouths or anything, just teeth
MaladyDark: i like rhe D&D stats as wxplained by tomatoes
Questhere: wat
Ckiva: ok makes sense @NexusVoxx thanks
excalgold: @Mysticman89 "Stupid people" ate tide pods......
Kumakaori: it dawns on me... did Ian make a lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR pumpkin =A=?
Pimptimus_Prime: All the TEETH everywhere!
RealGamerCow: Oh, you could floss the pumpkin teeth with one of those strings with sandpaper on it that they use to cut tones
Bobtheninjagoldfish: lrrSCOOP
plummeting_sloth: "Open the Windows on your teeth" is my favorite CAptain Beefheart albut
chickenace11: I think watermelon is technically a berry
cuzigotprime: forbidden TEETH chakra
NexusVoxx: @UnknownGerm they are accessory fruits. the actual fruits are the things that look like seeds on them.
MistahFixIt: Ian is, to the best of my knowledge, sculpting the Biting Pumpkin of Salamanca
Riandisa: Single or double pane teeth?
orionsrise1: watermelon is a gourd
asthanius: holy shit ian
Sektor88: w e e b s
asthanius: broly
TacitusVigil: Lt. Barclay?
Lord_Hosk: One of them is a Star Trek The Next Generation Lt.
coelopteryx: wheeze
kinkerbelle: Isn't that Brolly?
NathanJay_GA is a Follower of the Gourd
teavian: lrrSPOOP
Xiff_: I like them
kinkerbelle: I like them!
ContingentCat: I lovehate them
BloodnBullets: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
tastethebeams: Nopenopenope
Nightecho06: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
tastethebeams: Thanks I hate it
ElementalAlchemist: "I am really proud of these teeth, in that they are awful and nobody likes them." --Kathleen
UnknownGerm: yeah, isn't caulifla that Ian is thinking of?
Brok3nGol3m: i'm mostly just hungry
cuzigotprime: look upon my teeth and despair
asthanius: @UnknownGerm I believe so
Pimptimus_Prime: subscribe pumpkin facts
kat2kool: That's fantastic if and also terrible Ian!
LoadingReadyRun: @UnknownGerm that sounds correct
UnknownGerm: (I do not watch DB SUper, so I'm not really sure)
plummeting_sloth: Pumpkin, the MArble of the Garden
kinkerbelle: It has a champfered bezel!
chickenace11: Watermelons and Pumpkins are both berries
GrandLlamaQ: She's got a museum in Kansas.
orionsrise1: they're gourds
chickenace11: and Berries
lare291: Bananas and avocados are also berries
Skudd: Apple can't seem to decide between aluminum or glass for the backs of their phones.
Sektor88: TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!
Sektor88: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
chickenace11: And Bananas are also an herb
orionsrise1: berries have no internal seeds!
UnknownGerm: NOPENOPENOPE
plummeting_sloth: see, the problem Ian is that point is too sharp with an Exacto. You need a duller, Vagueo knife
lare291: Strawberries are not berries though
chickenace11: a berry is "a fleshy fruit produced from a single ovary."
ContingentCat: after spending a lot of time studying philosophy of language type terms drive me a little bats
Krokaar: Ever realized one of your worst fears? In that a part of my tooth fell off and I chewed on it one day....
ritchards: Ian, as was pointed out on the Panalysts, Teeth is not bone
kat2kool: I appreciate the regular check-ins with the bowl
orionsrise1: I don't really know by the way. just pushing buttons
lare291: @Krokaar That actually happened to me once
Pimptimus_Prime: They need to get transparent aluminum for Iphones. Scotty showed the guy who invented it the formula back in the 80s!
blast__femur: we'd be really good at grinding grains
poetmarawr: aww kathleen thats adorable!
Skudd: Like SOnic the Hedgehog, but with teeth instead of eyes?
lare291: @Krokaar It was not fun
Krokaar: It was horrifying
korvys: Today's Panalysts is also about Teeth
plummeting_sloth: Elon Musk presents... The Unitooth
NexusVoxx: @Skudd that is horrifying
SirBiffaloEsq: I believe it was the mono tooth or nails you never have to trim
taareek1976: I havn't been paying attention to chat. Has anyone made a Doctor Tooth reference yet?
TacitusVigil: Ugh, Jesse Ventura. Now *that's* scary.
ElementalAlchemist: Yes, there is a Panalysts about this
SydPreviouslyHeadache: are you kidding? having a beak sounds so practicle
ContingentCat: no i sounds great, braces would be way less of a thing
freshmaker__: wow thats exactly what theyre like
MaladyDark: saw some tv while visiting family. iphone XSmax. i heard it in grahams coice
UnknownGerm: pimptimus_prime also known as sapphire and/or ruby
CranstonSnord: scalist
blast__femur: oh no I hope K isn't a classist
ContingentCat: genicist?
r10pez10: i've never met a catfish
korbl: As someone who has a tooth that it basically crumbling, had another pulled recently, and others that *need* to be pulled, I would kill for a single uni-tooth
AshBurnem: "It's okay to eat fish 'cause it doesn't have any feelings" - Kurt Cobain
plummeting_sloth: Stop being classist! This whole show just has classist undertones!
Haven_7: i want the unitooth because it was cyborg tooth that you never have to clean, and i want that
NarishmaReborn: not a kingdom, I know that much
NexusVoxx: its Class level
Ckiva: phylum? genum? conglomerate?
Krokaar: thats scarey
poetmarawr: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Brok3nGol3m: perfection
emberBecky: I don't know which they are but def not kingdom. Class maybe?
freshmaker__: always remember to tidy your zone
Bobtheninjagoldfish: "win if you can, Lose if you must. But ALWAYS Cheat.. and never get caught. - Jesse "The Body" Ventura
ritchards: lrrSPOOP
ContingentCat: looks very good Kathleen
lare291: lrrSPOOP
RealGamerCow: Pumpkifer
korbl: So, Kathleen, what were your feelings about Miranda in Monster Prom?
NexusVoxx: kingdoms are the level that separates animals, plants, fungi, and theothers
Skudd: I would love to carve pumpkins if I didn't hate the feeling of pumpkin guts on my hands
TheTunnelingCat: ian went for a grinny pumpkin
orionsrise1: to be fair, Cobain also smoked a gun so pick and choose his advice
lare291: Making eyes symmetric are the hardest part in a face. Hands are the hardest part in a person
NarishmaReborn: the flyers read the room
plummeting_sloth: Gritty, the Soul of Phillidephia given flesh
Ckiva: my prediction for trending halloween costume this year is banksy's latest on a shirt
TheMandrew: BOWL!
RealGamerCow: *water* lrrFRUMP
chickenace11: all of Paul's plans start with let's make an abomination
ContingentCat: oh that's what that thing is
NexusVoxx: what a good bowl
excalgold: LRRBowl
Brok3nGol3m: the shame bucket
korvys: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the friends you made along the way
plummeting_sloth: they're so happy about it that they're throwing batteries in JOY
ContingentCat: hello bowl
Lord_Hosk: I cant be sure, but fish must go well below kingdom, which would be animals...
lare291: Gritty is antifa
lemmel: Gritty: the guy outside the wawa on south street who holds the door open and then asks for a ride
cuzigotprime: i'm still waiting for random stuff to show up in the bowl one of these cuts
Lord_Hosk: maybe phylum? or
Akaiatana: Those players who don't like the mascot are outflyers
NarishmaReborn: break out the actual candles and rituals, we don't take fakes in 2018
MistahFixIt: Me: [Draws a horrific monster] ... Millennials: "Shaped Like A Friend :3"
UnknownGerm: kite plz
r10pez10: fish kingdom: a kingdom of fish
NexusVoxx: Fish vs mammal, for example, is at Class level
excalgold: i briefly thought Kathleen had some kind of heat knife because of the cord behind her hand.....i was so confused
Ckiva: oh I thought that was just a muppet when I saw it at first
plummeting_sloth: "Is it safe?"
DoodlestheGreat: I've been away for a bit. Have there been any blood sacrifices yet?
MistahFixIt: Not that I've seen but the night is young
DoodlestheGreat: Also, is there a straw poll?
MaladyDark: these goirds look so leathery
chickenace11: Millennials are basically just a horrific monster that likes avocados so yeah they would see it as a friend
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plummeting_sloth: you've achieved exactly what you were going for, the problem is what you're going for is wrong
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Has Ian given an update on how the bag he was working on last week is coming along?
ContingentCat: kstarkNice it makes a big difference
NexusVoxx: dont you hate it when you have to much flesh?
UnknownGerm: it went horribly right
xiivv7: hi
ContingentCat: * katesNice
underhill33: lrrWOW
underhill33: Oh we did
TehAmelie: we heard
ContingentCat: straight person. please
freshmaker__: we hear everything
korvys: lrrHEART GoatPrince
insane_42: we did not
Lord_Hosk: pride50
NexusVoxx: chat hears all
orionsrise1: open the wholes to let the light shine through!
NarishmaReborn: it was just loud enough
Xiff_: Chat misses nothing
excalgold: i mean if you believe in the nurture side of things Millennials are monsters because their parents them monsters.....like some kind of Frankensteins Adam that goes nuts for avacados and cant afford anything.....
MrsSpooptastic: gritty-the muppet from Kensington
darthcoercis: we heard what?
ElementalAlchemist: "No." --Matt, on wearing a microphone
darkecologist: it's important to let your inner darkness shine through
orionsrise1: I didn't actually sorry Matt
chickenace11: If you want some taxonomy that will mess you up. Based off of how they swim Mermaids are mammals
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Lord_Hosk: So this world?
orionsrise1: Mermaids are mammals because of the boobs
Kaizoman2: It occurs to me that this is a very chill and zen stream of watching two people mutilate squashes.
NexusVoxx: @chickenace11 it makes total sence given the breasts and hair
Elaro_56: Oh no. I've made a mistake
orionsrise1: salt them when wet
chickenace11: this brings up more questions then it answers but still
MaladyDark: mermaids have boobs. of course they're mammals
plummeting_sloth: phone set to "Go Away, CArvin'"
Lord_Hosk: orionsrise1 we dont know if those are feeding or decorative though
kat2kool: Precision scrapes
MistahFixIt: TEETH
excalgold: some times lizards have them......
TheMandrew: BOWL!
NexusVoxx: TEETH TEETH TEETH
teavian: What about mtg merfolk?
Mysticman89: platypus taxonomy is still weirder than mermaid
TheTunnelingCat: TEETH
NarishmaReborn: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
ElementalAlchemist: "I'm not touching it because my hands are filthy. I have to touch that while I poop, you know." --Kathleen, on her phone
ArgentumFlare: Just finished the latest panalysts, I think that was my favorite do date
Kaizoman2: Oven in the studio!
orionsrise1: @lord_hosk decorative or not. only mammals have boobs
Kaizoman2: benginFire
chickenace11: MTG merfolk need to be studied more
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TheTrueWowo: hey ian you gona ship those to all in chat?
Kaizoman2: Oil - Salt - heat.... what could go wrong?
Skudd: Oh wow, I didn't even notice there was a new Panalysts today. That gives me something to watch later.
ChakatLunar: :D
Kaizoman2: If you can’t share with the class.
Lord_Hosk: You havent looked at many deviant art pages orionsrise1
AmoriLinguae: always crinkle the paper right into your microphone :P
wolf2012pack: OMG tonights episode of the Panalysts.... bwahahahaha
CosmicDuctTape: IAN THAT WAS THE WORST PUN
lare291: Fun fact: Technically even humans have eggs. It just happens to be like with vipers that the egg breaks inside us and we give birth to live snakes
Kaizoman2: Why would you want to eat newspaper tasting seeds?
lare291: Wait what
blast__femur: I went to *many* boring bandcamps
NarishmaReborn: i went to orchestra camp... is that better or worse?
ChakatLunar: @Kaizoman2 And now I'm getting flashbacks to the Kit-Kat incident :D
kat2kool: My band camp had a zip line!
asteriskreaper: never played in band...orchestra and no orchestra camp lol
chickenace11: I went to camp once and hated it so much
orionsrise1: @lord_hosk correction. anything BORN with them are mammals. aftermarket products may vary
TehAmelie: there's some letters missing if you want to spell "Team" with "Kathleen"
Kaizoman2: She just doesn’t like other people. lrrDARK
gualdhar: Kathleen is a cat, she only likes other people when she wants to
Kaizoman2: She likes the idea of other people.
ContingentCat: glad to see red bowl survives
excalgold: sun.....shine ?
orionsrise1: no one is good at softball
DoodlestheGreat: All that, with beer.
excalgold: what is sun shine ?
blast__femur: team sports freak me out. I don't like other people being dependent on my physical ability
Kaizoman2: The point isn’t to be good at Beer & Softball...
blast__femur: because it's bad
excalgold: is...is it the hateful rays of the deathball during it's cycle of anger ?
AshBurnem: Sunshine! It's got what plants crave!
Lord_Hosk: Olive or Motor Ian? Kappa
Kaizoman2: It’s to be good at beer and talking... about how bad you all are at softball.
NathanJay_GA: I feel like most "Beer Sports" would make good pre-recorded LRL segments, like curling, bowling, or darts
plummeting_sloth: From the Moonbase olive grove
cuzigotprime: shun the daystar
Mysticman89: that olive oil container looks like it ccame from a garage rather than a kitchen
ContingentCat: doesn't olive oil take like 50 years to go bad?
tehfewl: i enjoy a good beer golf
carpeamentum: I think it depends on storage temp @ContingentCat
Kaizoman2: Olive Oil takes forever to go bad.
NexusVoxx: LUL
MistahFixIt: HAH
Kaizoman2: and lots of air.
chickenace11: I don't know what's more unsettling. Ian's pumpkin or a natural banana
lare291: Lool
meisbored: lrrWOW
CaptainSpam: Mmm, arm spices.
CosmicDuctTape: NO
korvys: I use olive oil for conditioning leather (there are better things, but it work), and left some outside in a jar for 6 months. It went clear.
Kaizoman2: So essentially open air olive oil wont last long.
ContingentCat: mmm ian seasoning
Banrael: Arm salt?
plummeting_sloth: Ian's ready for a pumpkin shot
Drazoth: that meme is dead ian. it died years ago, and was never good
ElementalAlchemist: Now seasoned with Ian's skin
Kaizoman2: PJSalt
blast__femur: rollin around at the speed of sound
Lord_Hosk: If a meme exists... its already passe
RealGamerCow: *water* lrrFRUMP
cuzigotprime: a light dusting of ian
korvys: Faster than that, Ian. We have fibre now.
kat2kool: @drazoth no meme ever truly dies
Kaizoman2: Internet speed....
freshmaker__: dabs?!
Pimptimus_Prime: The Bones of Ian's Skin?
meisbored: benginDab
Herbert_Erpaderp: #content
korvys: benginDab
excalgold: hey lightly tossing seeds is akin to cooking - i love cooking!
Kaizoman2: Ultra ASMR ....
Drazoth: slow tv?
ContingentCat: hey chill times are great
blast__femur: yeah this isn't even your slowest show! You have the fireside christmas special
lare291: The tool you put your mouth on?
keymaster515: Isn't that how many people find you?
orionsrise1: try a mix of crushed red pepper flakes, cayenne pepper, Worcester sauce for some seasonous heat
carpeamentum: can someone put out the PBS phone in number on the screen and show the people on the phone bank?
RealGamerCow: My wife is watching slow TV right now. Some Norweigian show about cutting wood.
SajuukSjet: Slow TV over christmas is getting pretty good....
Lord_Hosk: Thats my dream
Mysticman89: thats extra flavour
NathanJay_GA: You say that like it's a bad thing
UnknownGerm: I mean...
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: I heard this stream was good for quotes, and I already see why
plummeting_sloth: ah, SOnia had that one the other day. It was just some guys talking about Firewood in, like, Finland for 3 hours, and then 3 more of it burning
Banrael: cheer100 For every skin cell of Ian's that is now present in those seeds. :D
cuzigotprime: the bowl is the phonebank
DarkMorford: Might want to cut that parchment down a bit so it doesn't contact the heating elements
aquinas_0: hmm, pumpkin seeds with just a little bit of salt and nutmeg
Science_and_Magic: Of course I come back to hear the line "French kissing Ian"
aquinas_0: only another week or two
Kaizoman2: I feel like the troupe can deal with small fluid exchanges.
kat2kool: Nah, the oven will kill off Ian's cooties
ZeroArcana: "basically like french-kissing Ian after his tongue's been in an oven"
ContingentCat: I'd do that many in two batches it takes like 15 min
sabledrake: i for one am here for the very amusing banter
TehAmelie: put as many surface vectors against the oven vections as possible
fiftymcnasty: Ooh, gonna start another fire?
Kaizoman2: !quote “basically like french-kissing Ian after his tongue’s been in an oven”
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Earthenone: CurseLit CurseLit CurseLit
plummeting_sloth: with fresh turkey creame
RealGamerCow: Can't wait for turkey sandwiches.
Science_and_Magic: I think the paper is far enough away from the heating element this time
excalgold: i dont enjoy going to family things for thanksgiving
NexusVoxx: delicious meat jelly
Kaizoman2: MEAT JAM!
UnknownGerm: another good use for leftover turkey: Butter turkey (what like butter chicken, but better for you)
ContingentCat: yes that stuff is great in Gravy for future ref
MaladyDark: mmm collagen
orionsrise1: oh that's right they're Canadians so they have the wrong thanksgiving
cheetoJack: DarkMorford nah I think we want a repeat of the kit kat incident lrrBEEJ
excalgold: i STILL want to cook up a turkey breast or three and then put them away for sandwiches after
NathanJay_GA: lrrHAM
RealGamerCow: I efing love turkey
plummeting_sloth: I'm hoping Aldi has goose again
Bobtheninjagoldfish: apple pie is best pie
ThatDangSkeleton: man I ain't gonna get to enjoy Halloween, TurkeyDay or Christmas because I'm going to boot camp next week
tehfewl: im probably gonna try to brine a turkey
TheTunnelingCat: i had a lrrHAM
NexusVoxx: I had some sort of delicious beef
Kaizoman2: Brined Turkey is magic.
plummeting_sloth: talk about excess dripping
TheMandrew: \
plummeting_sloth: and then do a tofuturkey for my buddies
orionsrise1: is goose good? I've always wanted to try
kat2kool: Our Thanksgiving leftovers always turn into a week of turkey sandwiches
gualdhar: oh no, LRR is getting old and forgetful
chickenace11: my family tries to do something different each year for American Thanksgiving
excalgold: @ThatDangSkeleton grab some turkey and such and have a thanksgiving dinner before you go ?
DarkMorford: Yes, always brine the bird. Alton Brown said so.
xagafinelle: Brining a turkey is easy and delicious. But I recommend a giant plastic bag
UnknownGerm: was it lrrHAM ?
Skudd: I don't usually do anything special for Thanksgiving dinner, but my aunt makes a mean Christmas lasagna.
MaladyDark: they sell pork skin here to make exra extra crackling.
zerg539: Brine a Turkey then Deep Fry it thank me when you gain two pounds from turkey
excalgold: heh my favorite thanksgiving dinner was one year we got chinese food because no one could be arsed to cook
Kaizoman2: Always brine fowl.... Alton Brown is my Turkey God.
asteriskreaper: what is cauliflower slurry?
ContingentCat: I'm too lazy to brine things
BlackBlade_: The middle R on the top shelf needs adjustment... it almost looks like an F
NexusVoxx: bowl!
Kaizoman2: Blended cauliflower with seasonings I imagine.
excalgold: may favorite christmas eve dinner was take and bake pizza...
NarishmaReborn: thicc TEETH?
Lord_Hosk: was it a bowl of weed
orionsrise1: I do vouch for the brine method
Drazoth: thanksgiving was my birthday, so we had lasagna
plummeting_sloth: my fav is to bring the turkey in a shandy of beer and orange juice, then put a can of the same shandy up it's cavity and smoke it inside of a metal trash can
plummeting_sloth: it does mean I have a designated turkey can at this point
NexusVoxx: sloe meet
teavian: lrrSLOTH
v_nome: slough meat?
Zachasaurs: wow that sounds good
RealGamerCow: It's getting colder, which means it is nearly time for me to make some osso bucco.
Kaizoman2: Bacon fried in bacon or other fat is the best kind of bacon.
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plummeting_sloth: I'm really bummed, all three of the really nice butcher counters/deli's near me closed inside the same year
Mysticman89: so will ians pumpkin be only teeth, or will there be other features too?
orionsrise1: I do a mean beef and noodle soup from scratch
Bobtheninjagoldfish: "I'm cleaning up the edges of my flesh scraping" is VERY DIFFERNT in another context.
excalgold: @RealGamerCow all i know about that is the Garabaldi from Babylon 5 tried to make it once and the doctor wouldnt let him have any....what is it ?
Kaizoman2: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
lare291: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
fiftymcnasty: That is horrifying
MaladyDark: @realgamercow it's getting hotter here, i haven't been in the mood to cook
Kaizoman2: It looks like Assassination Classrooms teacher.
zerg539: I made Chicken and Rice soup in my Electric pressure cooker and it was so good I just finished the last bowl
Kaizoman2: Koro sensi?
carpeamentum: makes me think of those mario 2 folks
Kaizoman2: sense*
lare291: Working the gums
Kaizoman2: sensei* stupid auto correct
Leels: This has been wonderful accompaniment while I do Inktobers
Officinalis: Cam flips pens. Does Ian flip Xacto knives?
RealGamerCow: @excalgold osso bucco is very slow cooked veal shanks.
Leels: I got 2 done in this time
cuzigotprime: ian is really good at carving teeth lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
plummeting_sloth: oh, a Pyrojack. that's what I'm getting
Kaszoski: Screaming intensifies
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @excalgold Bangia Cauda is olive oil ibfused with flavors like anchovies and stuff.
zerg539: Just pressure cook 3 pounds or so of Chicken leg quarters for 3 hours and get the best broth imaginable
ContingentCat: katesNice lrrSPOOP
UnknownGerm: next time I carve a pumpkin I'm going to do a thing like Ians, but give it tired, wrinkly eyes
orionsrise1: think it's really good Kathleen
cuzigotprime: HEEHO
darthcoercis: holy gods, those teeth are gonna haunt me
r10pez10: candle-tested yet?
Rurrythe_blind: katesHug1 katesHug2
Skudd: I feel like somebody needs to make a pumpkin that's just a nose and eyes that can sit on top of Ian's
plummeting_sloth: then it becomes a Boo, sorta
ElementalAlchemist: PyroJack: Jack, but, like, on fire
r10pez10: bitten by love
gualdhar: no kink shaming the pumpkins
freshmaker__: dont you hate when you find out you have a tooth fetish
Kaszoski: Because your pumpkins scare them away?
excalgold: looking at Ian carve that pumpkin is making me remember geting fillings......
Anaerin: freshmaker__: I don't know, many people make necklaces of teeth.
ContingentCat: just what the holidays needed
TehAmelie: if i had to make up a reverse Jack Frost i'd go with John-a-Flames
Kaizoman2: I feel like this is what IAN is going for: https://goo.gl/images/djMxdZ
kinkerbelle: So you made it have a face. THEN you remove its insides. Yep, this is fine.
darthcoercis: wait, squash and pumpkin are the same thing?
excalgold: i kept wanting to ask my dentist or the student she had in if they got good grades in art class......
NathanJay_GA: Though, I feel that losing a tooth might actually help ol' Toothy - it would make a cool effect
tehfewl: living in an apartment complex i don't think im going to do a pumpkin this year
Anaerin: darthcoercis: They're both types of Gourd, yes.
ContingentCat: no eyes?
lare291: Now, carve a small face on each tooth
MaladyDark: butternut pumpkins are my favourite, then kent.
NexusVoxx: watermelons, cantaloupes, and cucumbers are also closely related
Skudd: No eyes. Only TEETH.
ANoNameIs: @Tehfewl Throw it in front of your door, use a battery light
Mysticman89: each face should also have teeth.
NexusVoxx: family Cucurbitaceae
darthcoercis: I'm nearly 40 years old, and this is new information to me, @Anaerin
Pimptimus_Prime: @anaerin As is Ranger Gourd!
freshmaker__: I missed the start of the stream, is Ian's pumpkin just going to be teeth, or will there be other features added?
UnknownGerm: I want to reiterate my awful suggestion: use a creme brulee torch to give the teeth cavities
Kaizoman2: We had a pumpkin and a spaghetti squash cross breed in the garden last year. Was a pain to carve for haloween...
lare291: @freshmaker__ Ian's pumpkin is TEETH
Kaizoman2: Very Very stringy.
kat2kool: @freshmaker__ just TEETH
freshmaker__: lovely
TheTunnelingCat: each tooth should be itself, a head with more teeth
ANoNameIs: If i recall correctly, Turnips were the carving recepticle of choice originally for halloween\
plummeting_sloth: huuuurrrr
kinkerbelle: yeah I'm making Kathleen's pumpkin face right now
Anaerin: Annoying Orange... Pumpkin?
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rgoody2016: HEEEEEEEEEYYYYY YOU GUYS
NexusVoxx: conical teeth
Pimptimus_Prime: @freshmaker__ Fill this pumpkin with TEETH
Banather: the teeth reminds me of the homunculus in a flask from FMA
lare291: Both are creepy, but I think this is more TEETH
cuzigotprime: definitely has fat albert voice
aClonedPickle: Viscera Cleanup Detail: Puckins Edition?
TehAmelie: make another one and then you have the Corinthian's eyes
orionsrise1: and seeds!
ContingentCat: Kathleen's pumpkin averting it's eyes from Ian's pumpkin in horror also works
Senstaku: Did that reveal get clipped? Was trying to show the teeth to my wife who wasn't watching at the time
freshmaker__: I do wish Halloween was more of a thing here. I enjoy all the festivities of the holiday.
Kaizoman2: It’s like Korosensei from Assassination Classroom. But yes... the Japanese love those headless forms that are nothing but teeth.
meisbored: @cuzigotprime that or Bobcat Goldthwait, or Beej doing Bobcat
orionsrise1: @freshmaker__ where you at?
darthcoercis: ian's pumpkin needs big googly eyes
cuzigotprime: would be cool if one pumpkin was all teeth and the other was all eyes
aquinas_0: big googly eyes in the mouth
aquinas_0: staring out
freshmaker__: @orionsrise1 Australia
Pimptimus_Prime: I was hoping for Smiley, the Psychotic Button.
darthcoercis: @aquinas_0 ooh, even better, yeah
orionsrise1: there's not a Halloween tradition in Australia? never new
darthcoercis: @freshmaker__ there's a small group of dedicated millenials around my way that're trying to make halloween more of thing, but they're having limitied success
darthcoercis: mostly cos this area is around 70% geriatrics
karmakamikaze: You'd think geriatrics would love the chance to talk to some kid who walks up to their door and is a captured listener until you provide candy.
TehAmelie: in Sweden there's about four times more people worried about the degeneration of the youth because of imported American customs from the TV than there are people spooking up Halloween
darthcoercis: @karmakamikaze they're more the "get off my lawn" types
Anaerin: "Trick or Treat", or as it's know in UK Legal parlance: "Demanding Money with Menaces"
freshmaker__: @orionsrise1 yeah not really. for a long time there was actively a push back against it even being done here at all, because we didn't want to be compared to americans, but now people are more open to it. I definitely go to halloween parties, but like most holidays in australia, it is mainly a justification for drinking and dressing up, without any of the trick or treating or pumpkin carving.
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karmakamikaze: @darthcoercis Ah, alas.
darthcoercis: snooty, upper-middle class geriatrics that i'm pretty sure are the main subscribers to "it's all the millenials fault" thinking.
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aquinas_0: So, who are these millenials anyway
aquinas_0: I was pretty sure I was generation Y
aquinas_0: :P
freshmaker__: millennials are killing the 'not having halloween' market
NexusVoxx: millenials are a type of bony fish
ElementalAlchemist: I think they just renamed Gen Y
aquinas_0: But I liked Y!
Anaerin: Millennials are killing 'Lazy "Millennials are killing" headlines"
darthcoercis: @aquinas_0 i lump everyone who was born after 1980 in as millenials, but i'm a lazy gen-x'r
ContingentCat: well we're trying
aquinas_0: at this point they need a new name though
aquinas_0: millenial covers about 30 years at this point
Zalbaag: Wasn't Gen X until 1983?
TehAmelie: it's supposed to refer to the third baby boom wave in about 1982-2000
darthcoercis: though someone on twitch called me a "xennial" a few days ago, and that's been annoying my brain
Kumakaori: hahaha. niiiice~
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: whoaaaa
AmoriLinguae: oooooooo
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: soo spooky!
aquinas_0: nice
Brok3nGol3m: anyone else take the break to go brush?
TehAmelie: lrrSPOOP
emberBecky: ooooo. awesome
Banather: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Laogeodritt: oh man, those teeth D=
Icelight: very nice!
lare291: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Herbert_Erpaderp: They look so good
OfficialBengan: lrrSPOOP
Kumakaori: is kathleens accidentally a vampire prog?
ContingentCat: oh my the teeth
Pimptimus_Prime: Teeth and Horror!
darthcoercis: holy jesus christ
GreenBrains_: lrrSPOOP lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrSPOOP
Kumakaori: porg**
TacitusVigil: Oooh, both look so good.
theAngelsWeep: Kathleens is so adorable
Riandisa: Those are both great
excalgold: Vamporg from Kathleen ?
darthcoercis: those teeth are gonna haunt my nightmares
karmakamikaze: Kathleen's is adorable.
Kaszoski: Screaming intensifies
Maltanno: !uptime
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countz3r0: whoaa
lare291: Ooh
aquinas_0: nice
ContingentCat: oh my
countz3r0: NOW KISS
rgoody2016: NOW KISS
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plummeting_sloth: hehe
gonnaflunkib: dem teef doe
chickenace11: Kathleen's looked great and Ian's looks even more terrifying now
lare291: That's spoopy
cuzigotprime: that is extremely bright, it's going through the intact pumpkin skin
NexusVoxx: they're good pumpkins gord
plummeting_sloth: smoooch
Anaerin: That's tomorrow, Chat.
Kumakaori: who opened the door to light within that pumpkin?
Phailhammer: Tonight, on the Tinker Tailor Solder NOPE
emberBecky: phone in a bag is a good hack. also good for the beach if you don't want sand embedded in your phone.
mugsi_: Just tuning in for a quick moment after work, these are amazing!!! You guys are the best :)
plummeting_sloth: toe to tip, that's an abomination
cuzigotprime: that's like light of elendil level
r10pez10: full of awe
r10pez10: aka, awe ful
darthcoercis: it's like tim burton's take on pac man
excalgold: no hands holding eyes ?
gisiebob: good pumpkins!
aquinas_0: it looks so harmless in the light
mugsi_: Ian's has more 'AHHHH' than 'awe'
emberBecky: both pumpkins are great. nice work.
rgoody2016: Ian needs to give that smile some wide thin eyes and some eyebrows to make it really sinister
countz3r0: Ian's reminds of me an Isz from The Maxx
korbl: Kathleen is a big fan of Ian's dad's pipe
Riandisa: Yeah I was thinking that too, countz3r0
darthcoercis: i think it's genuinely more terrifying without eyes, @rgoody2016
countz3r0: Rappin' wit the chidren
MaladyDark: it's the annoying oranges horrifying uncle
coelopteryx: halloween safety tips?
zerg539: is the convection on?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: I'm carving a pumpkin tomorrow, what should I make?
Earthenone: if you DO answer the questions, will there be hard feelings?
Friedent: Kathleen don't tell me how hard my feelings may or may not be!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Ian, hows the bag from last week coming along?
Icelight: Also related to Laughing Pear
r10pez10: packers logo
ContingentCat: don't stab yourself
excalgold: Opinions on Ravnica as a D&D Setting ?
aquinas_0: @The_Ocean_who_Subbed a Shark?
Mystaira: Don't eat random people.
tim19862: don't go out Kappa
MostCallMe__Tim: Penelope's costume?
korvys: Dear Doctor Ian - Are your pumpkin's teeth filled with cocaine and milk?
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The_Ocean_who_Subbed: r10pez10 I mean you're not wrong
ThatDangSkeleton: Dear Drs. LRR: How do I protect myself from Ian's Pumpkin
orionsrise1: My name's Kathleen and I'm here to say...... that carving pumpkins is kinda fun yay!?
Mysticman89: tips for post trick-or-treating aged people to celebrate?
darthcoercis: how much do i have to drink to not have ian's pumpkin haunting my nightmares tonight?
lare291: That's not nice :c
gualdhar: Any Halloween things Canadians do that American's don't, or vice versa?
TheManaLeek: Halloween...fireworks?
Lord_Hosk: There are fireworks for halloween?
Riandisa: One halloween my friend and I were followed by a black kitten and no one in the neighborhood recognized it
lare291: TEETH
korvys: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
MistahFixIt: TEETH
coelopteryx: lrrHEART
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: I'll keep that in mind!
underhill33: I've never heard of fireworks at Halloween
Brok3nGol3m: 11/17 is the new 4/20
ApodoNuevo: What were some of your favorite Halloween costumes you did in the past?
ContingentCat: yess that's new
TehAmelie: basically, more mouths will be scarier
tim19862: katesLol
Science_and_Magic: 10/17
Earthenone: 10/17 blaze it
TheManaLeek: Not in Ontario
Lord_Hosk: clearly fireworks is a thing Canada does that America doesnt
Banrael: I have a friend with allergies to marijuana-things..
BloodnBullets: fireworks and weed seem a dangerous combination
Lord_Hosk: 2020 Ian
gualdhar: 'Murica has fireworks EVERY day
countz3r0: No in America it's mostly just gunshots
Banrael: Thankfully he is in a place that doesn't have a lot of that going around, heh
asthanius: We can eat ass. It's 2018
lare291: 2050, Ian
meisbored: 17 is the day, Ian
ContingentCat: yeah I've never seen halloween fireworks in Ontario
delta__vee: ian, it's 2018
asddsa28: Is it hard to come up with questions for The Panelist?
AshBurnem: 2077 soon
delta__vee: nearly 2019 but not quite
korbl: You've been carving for two years, Ian
Leels: Halloween fireworks are definitely a thing in Canada and I FUCKING HATE IT
A_Catastrophic_Success: Spoopifer pumpkin, like mine from a couple years ago, https://imgur.com/a/w7kPQ
TheManaLeek: Looks like fireworks are mostly a Vancouver thing
excalgold: 2525 Ian, the robots are attacking and only Cleopatra can save us
delta__vee: hindsight is 2020, ian KappaRoss
Science_and_Magic: October (10) the 17th (17)
orionsrise1: is it safe to be in Canada with weed and Halloween fireworks?
Anaerin: Ian: Legalization was on the 17th of October. That's 10/17 in American.
zerg539: Ian did you turn the convection on in the toaster oven? That will speed things up in the drying aspect
Phailhammer: According to one of the Twitter accounts I follow, 1940. lrrBEEJ
plummeting_sloth: So, Jumanji... there's an inspiration
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Lord_Hosk: The leather came from a cows butt Kathleen
ContingentCat: I think October's too cold to stand around outside here for fireworks
BaronSnow: Does Canada have a "Mischief Night"?
korvys: Oh! I have that email I still need to send you, Ian
Brok3nGol3m: ian, i think that leather channeling tool would be interesting for pumpkin skinning
Phailhammer: Here on TTSF, we use only the finest in bovine ass. lrrBEEJ
plummeting_sloth: We got an Ikea blue bag full of leather scraps from the Ft Frederick market Faire for like 10 bucks. We're gonna have leather project stuff for, like, a decade
tim19862: BaronSnow which country does?
MaladyDark: flat would be strongest surely?
ContingentCat: the fork thing
tim19862: 2 needles?
ElementalAlchemist: "Haribo" --Ian's leather tools box
darthcoercis: i can't stop staring at the teeth
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a powerful character
TraceBullet: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
tim19862: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR so good
ContingentCat: will that be on TTSF or are you doing that off stream?
ritchards: and the teeth are staring at you
plummeting_sloth: yeah, some thinner softer leather you can sew like canvas, but nothing like what Ian has
darthcoercis: @ritchards it's like they're staring into my soul
orionsrise1: what's the next Kathleen TTSF project?
tim19862: because Ian likes making things
BaronSnow: tim19862: It's an east coast US thing, night before Halloween, but it's seemingly highly localized
mkay20: Lmfao, guys they turned out great!!!!
neatht: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:03:25.
Earthenone: LRR totebags xoming soon?
Nightvalien28: sweet teeth dude
tim19862: Ah, haven't heard of it here in California BaronSnow
ContingentCat: Another cooking one perhaps?
darthcoercis: more cooking please, Kathleen
MaladyDark: you should make ricotta and queso fresco.!
rgoody2016: yes more cooking
orionsrise1: neat
Pimptimus_Prime: On a scale of 1 to 10 I give Ian's submission TEETH!
popedeadpool: Agreed, more cooking
DoodlestheGreat: Underwater Basketweaving!
TheManaLeek: @BaronSnow It's called "Devil's Night" in Ontario,
RealGamerCow: Where did you get that cabinet thing?
Brok3nGol3m: savory jello!
excalgold: all the cooking, i cant watch foodnetwork right now so the internet has to provide my foodtertainment !
tim19862: Aspic?
BaronSnow: Ah yeah, same idea, ManaLeek
orionsrise1: is the dreamcast done yet?
Rathorius: Baking
tim19862: Kappa
MaladyDark: rennetless cheeses. very easy to make,
rgoody2016: Jambalya?
Hotliquidjello: Brok3nGol3m i had a moment there
tim19862: thank god
Carbonylcookie: @Hotliquidjello HELLO FRIEND
Hotliquidjello: Carbonylcookie !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
popedeadpool: Oh, no
Brok3nGol3m: katesLol
Lord_Hosk: Boxed mac and cheese
plummeting_sloth: oh, you could do spagetti squash pasta priamvera!
darthcoercis: i'm a bachelor who lives in a tiny 1-room flat, so making stuff with limited .. uh.. utensils(?) is good knowledge
Jorge4hg: The dreamcast is a heel now?
orionsrise1: is itmdead?
BloodnBullets: sideways and onto the floor?
Laogeodritt: Kathleen, why not pierogi? Ukrainian-Canadian classic, and I think it would be doable in this format.
Phailhammer: Metaphorical or literal sideways turn?
lare291: A perpetual soup is an interesting project, but by definition it needs weeks so not really good for TTSF :P
tim19862: oh noooooo
orionsrise1: wow. well it is a let's try show sorry to hear
tim19862: lrrAWW
mkay20: I feel like these pumkin's expressions need to become emotes
Mysticman89: With legalisation, is cooking with weed an option? Or would twitch be not ok with that?
DoodlestheGreat: Say, is that the Biting Pumpkin of Salamanca?
andy1503: hullo everyone I just got off work how is TTSF going
MaladyDark: homemade gyoza should be good
darthcoercis: oh sweet jesus
darthcoercis: that close-up
Brok3nGol3m: DAMMIT
TheManaLeek: I really want to make soup dumplings
Sarah_Serinde: Oh hey that recipe :D
Mystaira: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
ContingentCat: is Bowl still there?
popedeadpool: Please, soup dumplings
Sarah_Serinde: Pro tip: probably do the dough the day before
gualdhar: I live in Perogi country, I never got the appeal. Maybe the Perogis here are just bad
Friedent: More teaching Ben to cook
MistahFixIt: GAH
rgoody2016: TEETH
cheetoJack: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Brok3nGol3m: now i need to brush again
plummeting_sloth: it's a shame your water sitch in the moon base isn't particularly idea, because I'd love to see Ian make a beer on stream. Although i guess that's honeslty mostly waiting
neatht: TEETH
MaladyDark: cori <3
excalgold: oh i need to make Pirogi's some day
Laogeodritt: Ooh, xiaolongbao/soup dumplings <3
gisiebob: how about little arduino/pi computer control project?
Jorge4hg: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
orionsrise1: do broth from scratch?
TheManaLeek: @plummeting_sloth I'm all aboard a homebrew stream
neatht: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
babyjoshy: so tips for picking out good pumpkins at stores?
darthcoercis: nightmares tonight confirmed
korbl: Char Siu Bao?
Pimptimus_Prime: TTSF: Turning the Victorian Road Horn into a sweet Bong?
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: oh god pls stop lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
asddsa28: omg why
Carbonylcookie: Hard Mode: Make a souffle
MaladyDark: mmmm char sui
Rathorius: Can you not do a pre-record segment
orionsrise1: do mead instead
TheManaLeek: Have you tried Brew in a Bag? Bit cleaner/simpler
cuzigotprime: TARP
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Like a LRR bersion of Aquisitions intoxicated?
plummeting_sloth: didn't you have that inflatable kiddie pool from LRL
shmingmaster: have you guys made sushi on stream before?
Mystaira: Excitement!
NathanJay_GA: I dont see an advantage to making the moonbase smell like yeast
Brok3nGol3m: a simple ramen (noodles and broth from scrath)?
MaladyDark: korean potato pancakes?
r10pez10: weedmas
Kumakaori: because Desert Bus calls dibs on November.
Carbonylcookie: Latkes for Hannukah?
ElementalAlchemist: Desert Bus!
orionsrise1: awww no hustle?
Anaerin: So this is weed boxing day?
ContingentCat: geee I wonder why, you're so busy *glances at Desert bus*
asddsa28: i thought you guys had a kitty pool.
r10pez10: lmfao
orionsrise1: sushi is hars
MaladyDark: maki rolls are easy
plummeting_sloth: you could also flub it and do a poke as well
ehsteveG: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:08:18.
Jorge4hg: you working with jesus
AmoriLinguae: for cH I predict we're gonna see pumpkins
CrazymattCaptain: I really wanted to see that commander game cHustle posted it was very amusing
Pimptimus_Prime: SURPRISE TEETH!
korvys: Cori, how's the bowl doing?
tim19862: no external heat? how?
ContingentCat: @korvys Bowl got emptied
countz3r0: That toothy pumpkin looks a little like Beej.
korvys: Aw
Earthenone: bowl is toileted
neatht: i think you soak the rice @tim19862
rgoody2016: Kathleen what about Rice Cooker Pancakes with homemade syrup?
plummeting_sloth: huh, I could hook my PID up to my ricecooker?
popedeadpool: Beej-kin
MaladyDark: japanese cheesecake! yes!
korvys: I missed that bit
Science_and_Magic: You have Uncle Tetsu's in Vancouver?
Science_and_Magic: We have it in Toronto
tim19862: hmm
Jorge4hg: Cori
Earthenone: all you need is a pan and a ckae
excalgold: mmm pancakes.....
orionsrise1: card box project?
KevlarGiraffe: There is an Uncle Tetsu's at Metrotown in Burnaby
Kumakaori: smash cut to a bleached white ... pumpkin
Hydraulic_Brains: are you doing your music stream after LRL then, Kathleen? Looking forward to it!!
ElementalAlchemist: Yes, star wipe!
darthcoercis: every time those teeth pop up i hear alex yelling "jumpscare" in my brain
plummeting_sloth: you could make hat-boxes for you most valuable of hats!
delta__vee: star wipe technology has been lost to the mists of november KappaRoss
Krokaar: pumpkin pancakes so easy
Pimptimus_Prime: TEETH is best Waifu
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: testing our db engineering chops early
Carbonylcookie: Pancake special: Pumpkin pancakes, chcolate chippies, potato pancakes
ElementalAlchemist: ½ cup flour
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ElementalAlchemist: 1-1½ tsp baking powder
meisbored: lrrSPOOP
ElementalAlchemist: pinch salt
MaladyDark: i like making a cross between omelet and pancakes.
Nocxia: D=
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Jorge4hg: lrrHEART lrrHEART
ContingentCat: katesBoosh katesBoosh katesBoosh
excalgold: oof
orionsrise1: I live on pancake road!
Krokaar: nutmeg is also a decent ingrediant
Brok3nGol3m: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
RealGamerCow: Pro tip for any homebrewers out there: Add some dried malt extract to your pancake mix. it's awesome.
Brok3nGol3m: ian, your phone light is still on
Mystaira: I heard that as thinner more creepy katesLol
andy1503: ooh speaking of crepes have y'all done savory crepe dishes and would that feasible
countz3r0: nutmeg
coelopteryx: at the mention of "fuzzy logic" re: rice cooker electronics i suddenly understood the concept much better
Sarcastic_comma: nutmeg is a strange beast
Brok3nGol3m: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
darthcoercis: oh that reminds me, if the crew members coming to pax aus have time, you should try and get on an outback food tour.
cheetoJack: I believe #food has a cookbook with other LRR and fan recipes. Someone should add that there
BloodnBullets: i think you overestimate some of our cooking ability
gisiebob: cumin?
darthcoercis: kangaroo steak, damper and other "bush" food cooked over a campfire.
MaladyDark: i love savoury crepes
BloodnBullets: i can barely cook with a recipe
Sarcastic_comma: I LOVE NUTS IN MY BROWNIES
orionsrise1: seeds ON bread
Carbonylcookie: Caraway seeds are AMAZING in bread
couldntpickausername: separate pie and ice cream, no crumbs in my ice cream
NathanJay_GA: OH DEAR
Jorge4hg: oh god
lare291: Oh my
Brok3nGol3m: katesLol katesLol katesLol
excalgold: Ian dont turn around....
Kaszoski: Mmm Kanga
felixphew: Kangaroo is honestly amazing, and this coming from someone who hardly eats meat
korvys: Kangaroo and Crocodile are available in supermarkets here, Kathleen.
Pimptimus_Prime: I am not generally a fan of crunchy bullshit in my bread products.
NimrodXIV: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Brok3nGol3m: katesLurk katesLurk katesLurk
meisbored: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrSPOOP
Anaerin: all-spice is an interesting (and strictly better) replacement for "Pumpkin Spice"
felixphew: And yes, you can buy it in the supermarket
ContingentCat: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Jorge4hg: Cori lrrSPOOP
ChakatLunar: lrrCREEPL lrrSPOOP lrrCREEPR
MaladyDark: i still havent teied crocodile
Anaerin: Or possibly 5-spice.
GreenBrains_: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
countz3r0: What line ya in, Salt? NUTS.
Kaszoski: Yeah just buy a pack of kanga
orionsrise1: YOURE SCARING ME CORI!
ritchards: crocodile is good
ContingentCat: This is great and all Cori but we can't hear Ian and Kathleen at all
BloodnBullets: i like that camera effect
darthcoercis: kangaroo is an amazing meat
Icelight: 5 spice does not have one definition, there a bunch of versions, mostly regional
BloodnBullets: what does ian look like with that on him?
cheetoJack: Anise, Cloves, Chinese Cinnamon, Sichuan Pepper, Fennel seed
Brok3nGol3m: fennel, sichuan pepper, connamon, cloves, star anise
felixphew: star anise, cloves, cinnamon, sichuan pepper, fennel seeds iirc
Riandisa: anise is a flavor I can't stand in anything and notice immediately
orionsrise1: licorice
darthcoercis: many years ago when i worked on a cotton plantation, the pub in town served a kangaroo pizza.
TheManaLeek: Ooh that sounds like a tasty rum
darthcoercis: holy damn it was good
MaladyDark: i have a favourite brand of 5 spice. it's heavy on the shezuan pepper
felixphew: sichuan pepper does the crazy numbing thing, it's great
Sarcastic_comma: hey, having shezuan leftovers is a breakfast of champions
ContingentCat: well that was fun, the clip I made and left in another tab decided to start playing audio very loudly
cuzigotprime: fire?
NimrodXIV: double spoop
andy1503: I think I would like a five spice pancake as not a pumpkin pancake
Jorge4hg: lrrSPOOP
Slurpee_E: lrrSPOOP
Brok3nGol3m: benginBurn benginBurn benginBurn
Mysticman89: I should google the spelling of that pepper, since how i spell it is different than what people here have used.
delta__vee: anneFine
Jorge4hg: yet
countz3r0: Literal fry
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ContingentCat: lrrSPOOP
zerg539: Ian have you seen the new Remade Good Eats and that there is a new season being made?
Vampiricsloth: gotta stay safe on set
Laogeodritt: I've done 5-spice with a bunch of additional fresh roasted sichuan pepper for spicy savoury dishes before, it's great.
MaladyDark: pumpkin and rosemary savoury scones with cheese
countz3r0: I just had some Sweet Tarts and Bottle Caps
NathanJay_GA: Coffee Crisp
orionsrise1: how about a a candy stream
Riandisa: reeses pieces
underhill33: Reese's is the TRUTH
aquinas_0: Tootsie Pops?
orionsrise1: wow that was weird
Brok3nGol3m: Cori, I agree! katesChicken
zerg539: York Peppermint Patties
Sarcastic_comma: Butterfingers
Leels: And Kathleen lists all the things I’m allergic to
aquinas_0: Bit of Honey
coelopteryx: give me all the smarties (or, rockets i think? the sugar tablet things)
Pimptimus_Prime: Symphony!
theAngelsWeep: So what I'm getting is Kathleen likes peanuts
Zalbaag: Candy Corn is great
Leels: KIT KATS
meisbored: candy corn is the only thing worse than tootsie anything
zerg539: Mounds and Almond Joy
korbl: Candy corn is great in moderation
countz3r0: Cherry Tootsie Pops are great
Skudd: Tootsie rolls are fine. Tootsie pops are awwwwful.
Riandisa: Candy corn is fine in small amounts
Brok3nGol3m: Orange slices and travel size toothpaste
xiivv7: kit kat for day's
emberBecky: almond joy
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smquinn22: Snickers, Twix, Tootsie Rolls, oh my
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Jorge4hg: For the better
Blue_Anteater: Smarties (or I think they're called Rockets in Canada)!
countz3r0: Candy from 1963
ContingentCat: tootsie rolls are a gateway drug to black licorice it's good
ehsteveG: Orange & Black flavored marshmallows!
Laogeodritt: @mysticman89 "szechuan" or "szechwan" traditionally, while "sichuan" (or rather sìchuān) is the romanisation (pinyin) of how it's pronounced in Mandarin
korbl: those orange and black molassas candy are also great in moderation (though I've never had hard ones?)
ZeroArcana: candy corn is garbage
orionsrise1: I miss candy
Sarcastic_comma: I aspire one day to be the house that gives out full size bars
coelopteryx: my favorite candies are just the Flavored Sugars
Leels: Milkyways
countz3r0: JUNIOR MINTS
Azralorne: Nerds
Carbonylcookie: I love the super sour candies
Skudd: Also, ANYBODY that gives out Chiclets gum needs to have their halloween-candy-giving license revoked.
sabledrake: toffifee
Blue_Anteater: Alton Brown has a good candy corn recipe
cheetoJack: can that be done on TTSF or is that beyond the studio?
felixphew: @Leels milky ways are one of the victims of the international chocolate bar renaming conspiracy
Jorge4hg: Gourmet Candy Corn LRR Style
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Alton brown has a Good Everything Recipie.
korbl: Juniper!
asthanius: Meatmallow
Scar_Red_Tiger: I lioke actual chocolate smarties. Otherwise coffee crisp
Riandisa: I had a teacher in 6th grade who offered a Halloween surprise to any students to trick or treated at her house. Only myself and another kid went. She gave us king sized candy bars
korbl: Juniper in candy corn
countz3r0: Making candy is scary cause it's basically cookin' with Napalm
Mysticman89: @Laogeodritt yup, google confirms. I'm used to the Sz... spelling
Banrael: That sounds.. Disturbing
tehcrashxor: !updog
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korbl: Like candy gin
Krokaar: the coconut marshmallows are my fav
lare291: Uhh
ContingentCat: It's worth trying
felixphew: every English-speaking country I know has something by that name, and it's a different thing in each country
Sarah_Serinde: Fresh marshmallos are delicious, my dad experimented with making them ages ago
andy1503: homemade marshmallows are so fun and delicious and I super want star anise marshmallows now
tehcrashxor: Also, there is NEW Good Eats episodes!
countz3r0: it sticks and burns
excalgold: New good eats ?!
MaladyDark: i ate some artisinal mqrshmellows. they were Violet flavoured
Jorge4hg: Soon
lare291: Popcorn except pumpkin?
BusTed: Hey all. rayfkHeart
ehsteveG: Savory Marshmallows sounds like a cut joke from the Malloween Commercial
smquinn22: Like a cracker, beef-stick and marshmellow smore?
excalgold: Is it streaming any where ? !?!?!?!
Brok3nGol3m: bourbon
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: yes okay
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: I'm into it
orionsrise1: popping is normal
asthanius: Alcohol marshmallow, minus the marshmallow
darthcoercis: scotch & dry marshmallow
Laogeodritt: @sarah_serinde slytqHi (also guess who I started watching!)
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: I will test these marshmallows
Sarah_Serinde: Laogeodritt slytqHi
Slurpee_E: Gin and Tonic marshmallow sounds amazing lrrWOW
SompSmash: good mythical morning just did an episode on marshmellos and they didnt like most of the savory ones
asthanius: I get all my drinks on the rocks. And by rocks I mean marshmallows
gisiebob: cinnamon redhot marshmallow?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @tehcrashxor the current airings are remastered episodes weher he goes back and corrects/updates older episodes. The NEW episodes aren't out yet.
countz3r0: Pickleback marshmellow
coelopteryx: mushroom marshmallows.
MaladyDark: ROSEMARY EVERYTHING... i got teased in highschool for likening rosemary scones
Brok3nGol3m: @gisiebob or fireball!
tim19862: lol
Brok3nGol3m: lrrCOW
ehsteveG: LUL
The_Ocean_who_Subbed: omg cori why
darthcoercis: jesus christ cori
SirBiffaloEsq: Fuck no
coelopteryx: (good god that timing)
ContingentCat: thankyou Cori
Laogeodritt: Cori is having fun XD
meisbored: that "face" cue, damn
shmingmaster: My morning beverage is nesquick, instant coffee, cinnamon, nutmeg, all in a glass of cold milk
MrPolyK: TEETH
ehsteveG: lrrHEART Paul
AmoriLinguae: mushroom facsimile?
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tehcrashxor: Bobtheninjagoldfish true, but they're more than just remastered. More than half of the last episode was new content
cheetoJack: wow Cori really is getting in practice for Desert Bus
Pimptimus_Prime: YES! TEETH!
orionsrise1: JESUS CORI
coelopteryx: "can you imagine the look on someone's F A C E"
excalgold: Cori is having too much fun there.....
ContingentCat: @ehsteveG Cori is to blame/thank for that
ehsteveG: Ah cheers, I just got in
tehcrashxor: !storm
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MaladyDark: the lack of trivet just... ugh
FITorion: I just got here What'd I miss?
couldntpickausername: @LoadingReadyRun www.strawpoll.me/16673854/r
gisiebob: goodnight!
coelopteryx: they're such good bois!
FITorion: lrrBEEJ
thomturtle: Ahoy.
orionsrise1: oh well have a good night guys
ElementalAlchemist: Woo! Non-verbosity!
NathanJay_GA: Great stuff, have a good one! :)
ApodoNuevo: pride100 Thanks for a great chill stream!
kat2kool: Excellent oranges bois
ElementalAlchemist: Dang, I think my sub is up tomorrow
FITorion: well to the vod
MaladyDark: no progress spoopifer
ElementalAlchemist: The LoadingReadyRun Video Entertainment Network®. It's mighty!™
Rathorius: RIP, Cancelled
darthcoercis: if'n you like flavoured, roasted cashews, mix 1/2 a cup of honey soy, 2 teaspoons of paprika, 1 teaspoon of garlic or onion powder and 1 teaspoon of chili flakes in a cup, spread some unroasted cashews over baking paper in a pan, brush them with the sauce mix multiple times, then roast in the over at 200 for half an hour or so
TacitusVigil: Thanks for the stream.
MaladyDark: oooh yum
Banrael: o mai
Banrael: That's going to go a while
Pimptimus_Prime: Yay!
andy1503: ohhhh noooo commander planechase is a mistake I have made so many times
orionsrise1: what is planechas3?
darthcoercis: oh lord, commander planechase? last time i played that it ended up being an 8 hour game
kat2kool: Oooooooh
MistahFixIt: wooo
ContingentCat: Woooo
Banrael: Commander Planechase = Lrrmans Magic Style
korbl: Don't hate me, but I'd love to see FNPF go for, what, 17 hours?
cuzigotprime: #blamejames
lare291: My sleep schedule is slowly synchronizing with their stream rhythm. It's 6:30 here and I'll be going to bed after this
ritchards: #BlameJames
Pimptimus_Prime: #BlameJames
GreenBrains_: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
coelopteryx: lrrHEART
cuzigotprime: lrrSPOOP
Phailhammer: cya :)
meisbored: lrrDARK
MaladyDark: <3 <3 <3
orionsrise1: never learning
Laogeodritt: g'night, LRR, chat~ o/
shurtal: that was spoopy
ContingentCat: lrrHEART Cori
lare291: Goodnight yall
emberBecky: katesLurk /
ContingentCat: Serge is live at twitch.tv/sergeyager playing Minecraft
Vampiricsloth: goodnight chat
darthcoercis: well, have a good one folks.
kat2kool: lrrSPOOP
SydPreviouslyHeadache: aww i missed the end. have a good night everyone