nautiusminimus: Does the screen usually say something like "The Crapshoot will be online soon" a few minutes before it goes online?
Mangledpixel: there's an intro screen when the stream goes live, yes
lare291: I think so
rendelnep: and subscribers spam lrrSIGNAL
rendelnep: As is tradition
lare291: Sigh
lare291: I should somehow write a 6000 character essay for Monday
lare291: I have no idea where to even start
nautiusminimus: Thanks for accommodating my ignorance.
cheetoJack: use really long words
Despoiler98: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot (Join the crew for a live look in on the creation of a Crapshot) at Fri 01:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
Rockario: @rendelnep literally say the signal out of the corner of my eye and thought "Oh, they're early"
nautiusminimus: Start by writing the first thought that pops into your head, and never take the pen(cil) off the paper.
lare291: I try, but even with 10 character words it'd be 600 words and that's an amount
nautiusminimus: Or your fingers off the keyboard, depending on your mode of writing.
Seele01SoundOnly: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot (Join the crew for a live look in on the creation of a Crapshot) at Fri 01:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
rendelnep: sorry lrrAWW
LordChrusher: hello
TXC2: 6000 characters is an odd specification
LordChrusher: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot (Join the crew for a live look in on the creation of a Crapshot) at Fri 01:00 PM PDT (1m from now).
cheetoJack: ok try just smashing your face on your keyboard a bunch
TXC2: Hello LordChrusher welcome
PhoenixMelior: iuojhogjsr
Rockario: @rendelnep No no, it's cool
cheetoJack: that'll be 6000 characters eventually
PhoenixMelior: cheetoJack is that what you wanted?
cheetoJack: perfect!
cheetoJack: I'll name my next dnd character Iuojhogjsr
lare291: The worst part is that this is just practice for the real exam, so it doesn't even matter but our teacher wants us to do it anyway
nautiusminimus: Stream of consciousness is a thing. Dream of consciousness is a thing. Dream of conscience before it stings.
PhoenixMelior: cheetoJack they're either a nord or a dwarf
cheetoJack: or an eldritch god
ContingentCat: In that case use full names even middle names, and no pronouns
lare291: A nord dwarf
PhoenixMelior: not enough Xs or Zs
lare291: Good idea
Rockario: Nord Warf
rendelnep: are the characters roman? It might be a different ballgame otherwise
nautiusminimus: You could write about Monty Python's sketch about Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern splendenschlitter kraßkrembonfried...
ContingentCat: full names were my trick when I was just shy of a word count, it's not particularly subtle when talking about Wilfred Van Ornan Quine but whatever
lare291: We have a set topic tho. "Does written fiction have a future?" or something like that
nautiusminimus: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot (Join the crew for a live look in on the creation of a Crapshot) at Fri 01:00 PM PDT (1m ago).
Mangledpixel: if it's just a 'practice', concentrate more on the form rather than the content
lare291: I don't know how to do the form at all tho :P
nautiusminimus: The next scheduled stream was 1 minute ago... That's pretty incongruous...
Mangledpixel: as in, don't worry if it doesn't make sense, or if the points you make are good, just get words down
rendelnep: nah that's normal
lare291: We were literally just given the topic and told to get cracking
PhoenixMelior: When I wrote essays, I picked my points and then wrote about them first. Then I ordered them, and came up with the thesis. If I needed more words, I'd go back and add extra clarification on the points
TXC2: no rioting, also no shouting
jklingftm: RABBLE RABBLE
nautiusminimus: "Writing" mode and "Editing" mode are pretty much mutually exclusive. I guess that's why LRR no longer does both in the same stream.
rainbowbatsuit: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot (Join the crew for a live look in on the creation of a Crapshot) at Fri 01:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
RockPusher: You can't tell me what to do! *tips over chair*
red_shoes_jeff: I heard RIOT!
nautiusminimus: Don't worry about how good or bad your words are when you're writing; just write them.
Noy2222: Riot? Did Victoria pop?
red_shoes_jeff: RIOT!?
lare291: Alright, I'll try, I guess
rendelnep: they rank the dank and it's now empty.
lare291: I just suck at writing anything else than fiction. Actually, I suck at fiction as well
nautiusminimus: You can edit your written work after it's written; not before.
chickenace11: what about pillaging
Justherefortherewards: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Crapshoot (Join the crew for a live look in on the creation of a Crapshot) at Fri 01:00 PM PDT (4m ago).
red_shoes_jeff: I can pillage, too! WARHAMMERS ARE VERSATILE!
lare291: Spear is the superior weapon
jklingftm: Can we move a couple small things around to disrup the feng shui of the stream?
beowuuf: are we talking about ruby riott?
TXC2: sadly no
nautiusminimus: Sword beats axe, axe beats lance, and lance beats sword, right?
red_shoes_jeff: Does knocking them over with a warhammer count!?
lare291: Spear beats everything tbh
chickenace11: good thing im not late
jklingftm: @red_shoes_jeff I don't see why not
beowuuf tips over steel chair anyway and looks to gorilla
red_shoes_jeff: RAAAAAAAAAAA!
TXC2: beowuuf point at the sign, they love it when you point at the sign
rendelnep: pfft no can beat the reach of.. the glaive gursarme
nautiusminimus: Is my internet dodgy, or are they still not online?
TXC2: no stream yet
beowuuf: o-- lrrFINE
Jeezy56: mods be like: "don't make me tap the sign"
Bobtheninjagoldfish: The riott squad. AKA "Lets riot! by.. pushing over a single trash can! YEAH! or by smearing condiment on the door of an arena that my opponent actually doesn;t care about because someone else gets paid to clean it! YEAH!"
Anubis169 coughs
red_shoes_jeff: Could be both, I don't know what your internet's like!
RockPusher: !badadvice
LRRbot: Have you checked your butt?
nautiusminimus: Well, the chat seems to be working fine.
chickenace11: !butt
Rockario: !findbutt
LRRbot: Behind you.
PhoenixMelior: !findbutts
LRRbot: Above you?!
RockPusher: cosmosFocusMode benginButt
PhoenixMelior: butts are everywhere
nautiusminimus: !findbutts
LRRbot: Above you?!
beowuuf: it's checkpoint not checkbutt and that's on mondays
Rockario: They're everywhere!
lare291: Butt
nautiusminimus: Ohhh, I've got a butt.
Mangledpixel: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always afraid.
lare291: It's buttbuut
TXC2: checkbutt is an everyday thing
forcedreject: TEETH
red_shoes_jeff: !findbutt
LRRbot: Above you?!
lare291: Butt everywhere
PhoenixMelior: That's my secret, I'm always butt
nautiusminimus: Shame chat can't sing.
PhoenixMelior: I can
chickenace11: !quote 3102
LRRbot: Quote #3102: "Chat's worth at least 5 gold stars." —Heather [2016-08-03]
PhoenixMelior: you just can't hear it
7gorobei: one more...... butt?
lare291: That's my butt, I'm always afraid
red_shoes_jeff: Oh no, surrounded by butts!
PhoenixMelior: Let's Butt
malc: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: an honestly acquired Bump in the Night
beowuuf: if your butt is pointy for more than four hours, please consult a doctors LRR
rendelnep: hm "Heeey it's ya boi Frankie annnnd I just got abducted by aliens!"
nautiusminimus: Is this the script for ASS: the Musical?
PhoenixMelior: it is now
beowuuf: *frankie gains 66 followers*
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIGNAL lrrARROW
Mangledpixel: lrrSIGNAL
beowuuf: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
ContingentCat: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
lare291: lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL lrrSIGNAL
nautiusminimus: Hooray! The crap is being shot!
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: lrrSIGNAL katesLurk katesLurk katesLurk
rendelnep: (as is tradition)
chickenace11: lrrDOTS lrrSPOOP lrrARROW
lare291: You know, the chat is a good random number generator. Just look at the number of sirens in each message
LordChrusher: cheer100 LRRsignal
PhoenixMelior: Today on the Crapshoot: Butts.
lare291: Buttshoot
red_shoes_jeff: The Crapshoot is nigh. PREPARE THE BUTTS!
beowuuf: i'd prefer the box of 1 million magic cards
nautiusminimus: The Crapchute.
chickenace11: everyday on the stream : Butts
Jarlax just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Jarlax subscribed for 58 months in a row!
Jarlax: That's a lot of months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Jarlax! (Today's storm count: 14)
Rockario: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: many secrets
chickenace11: !findquote butts
LRRbot: Quote #60: "I can't find your sweet butt spot." —Alex [2015-03-22]
lare291: In the box is: 1 million unsorted Magic cards
RockPusher: wubwubwub
Outissa: Time to shoot some craps and roll snakeeyes
nautiusminimus: Oohh, oohh, oohhh, I've got a butt, got a butt, got a butt...
beowuuf: oh yeah, that arrested development song, everyday people's butts
Rockario: I like the sting-matching of "butt s"pot
Outissa: How goes everyone today?
beowuuf: that rodney knew the panalyst script all that time ago!
nightwingmisthawk: Time to find my toilet gun...wait, not that kind of crap?
jklingftm: !findquote senpais butt parts
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time to film some Crapshots! | It’s … THE CRAPSHOOT! | 📷
beowuuf: everyone is butts? but in a good way?
TheSpindash: Man, I have Music and Performing Arts for the PS2. Pretty fun game.
rustenskurk: Do we know wether we're filming or writing today?
TXC2: Concern Graham is concerned
beowuuf: the crapenning!
chickenace11: welcome to talking sim today we are talking about butts
nautiusminimus: Filming, I believe.
TXC2: Here we GO!
Bubblefish: Yay!
jklingftm: @rustenskurk filming
beowuuf: filming, including a fun cam one apparenl ... no cam though :(
nightwingmisthawk: Heyo!
RockPusher: [wubbing intensifies]
jklingftm: a script Cam wrote I think
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Iathleenmentioned filming
nautiusminimus: click, click, click...
nautiusminimus: ?
Invitare: huh, old Kathleen haircut
nautiusminimus: honk
Outissa: Today is a busybusy day for me. I have to get this double-page spread done for my webcomic and I decided to make it even MORE complex D:
lare291: Oh my
RockPusher: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
TragicMtG: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Mangledpixel: TEETH
Questhere: TEETH
AshBurnem: TEETH
SachielOne: TEETH
Herbert_Erpaderp: TEETH
TXC2: good grief
beowuuf: now we know why graham was concerns
TheElrad: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Outissa: AHHHHH
Frankenfruity: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
SydPreviouslyHeadache: what a good pumpkin
BlueMechanic: TEETH
cheetoJack: teeth!
nightwingmisthawk: Teeth?
Rytel: Oh god oh god
TragicMtG: TEETH
lare291: TEETH
rendelnep: lrrCREEPL lrrSLOTH lrrCREEPR
red_shoes_jeff: TEETH
ehsteveG: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Dared00: TEETH
Rockario: Oh right, I didn't watch TTSF yet
TheSpindash: Now they're just trying to make people meme
chickenace11: i yelped when that came on
stormshot14: TEETH
lare291: Welcome to TEETH
ehsteveG: TEETH
TheMadEgyptian: TEETH
DoodlestheGreat: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
TXC2: why lrr why?
Rytel: Beej you are not helping
PhoenixMelior: where is it morning?
Mystaira: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
TragicMtG: Extended TEETH
NathanJay_GA: Hi!
JerecoPlays: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
red_shoes_jeff: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
TheOges: Good morning Mr. Stank!
RockPusher: lrrBEEJ
Angnor33: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
nautiusminimus: HI!
pazzer99: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
TXC2: PhoenixMelior Hawaii?
jklingftm: Evening, you mean
beowuuf: bEETH dery
ThorSokar: OK, what is with you guys and Teeth lately?
jklingftm: Eastern time zone only time zone
thegreatwyrdling: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 4:29.
emberBecky: Is the pumpkin's name Teeth? :D
TragicMtG: oh yes
RockPusher: :o
madmanoreo: ian has been enchanting teeth?
Rytel: Agreed
Outissa: oh god watching this live is so much more distracting when I'm drawing
Outissa: I can't paaauuuuuse
Lord_Hosk: and the mods love chat all chanting as one...
TheGeekyQuilter: Hey it’s the PAX Aus crew sans ben
Lord_Hosk: we love it
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Oh no! Michio
TheSpindash: lrrSPOOP
nautiusminimus: It looks more horrified than horrifyinh.
nightwingmisthawk: That’s a new chustle...
TXC2: Lord_Hosk looooooove it
PhoenixMelior: Hodor "More Fire" Dery
Dared00: Ooooh, The Driver Chair spotted
lare291: Two types of pumpkins: horrified, and horrifying
DragonMZ just subscribed with Twitch Prime!
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beowuuf: i suspect the mods are being sarcastic...
Outissa: Tomorrow is LRL, yes?
TragicMtG: Ahum...
DragonMZ: Victoria Represent
nautiusminimus: I'm sorry I missed your last writing Crapshoot. I had some ideas I wanted to run by you before Halloween.
RockPusher: LUL tiltyhEXTREME
Frankenfruity: That... explains a lot actually
DoodlestheGreat: Yes, TTSF was most amusing last night.
Invitare: are you sure it was for scraping PUMPKIN flesh?
TheSpindash: Remove the flesh from pumpkins and wear it as your own
obono86: I am not surprised by that
VeinNetwork: are we sure that's not what Ian is talking about when he talks about the bones and skin of things?
ThorSokar: glad to know Ian has flensing tools handy....
beowuuf: the flesh of pumpkins and the bones of melons
PhoenixMelior: my homeroom was like 35 people, and we HAD to be there
Rockario: Unless you're my school, where homerooms are bigger than classes
TXC2: smaller and smaller homerooms
ritchards: where were you committed to?
ehsteveG: Or "nerds"
PhoenixMelior: yes Beej, that was TA
LordChrusher: Oak Bay repersent
chickenace11: TAG is what my anime club is called
cheetoJack: we just called it Advisory
NarishmaReborn: it has been called many things
NarishmaReborn: FA - faculty advisory was ours for a while
PhoenixMelior: my TA was pre-block 1 and they just took attendance, then sent us on our way
TXC2: ours we're called CAGs
Lord_Hosk: yeah, our homeroom was the first "class" of the day, it was 15 minutes of announcements and in case people showed up late
NarishmaReborn: SSR - sustained silent reading
PhoenixMelior: She was cool, sometimes I was late and if I popped in and waved at her that day she'd mark me present
RockPusher gifted a Tier 1 sub to Kathleen_LRR! They have given 352 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, kathleen_lrr! (Today's storm count: 16)
jklingftm: What about graphic novels Heather?
KharadBanar: Is today's Crapshoot writing or recording?
RockPusher gifted a Tier 1 sub to Tuxbeej! They have given 353 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, tuxbeej! (Today's storm count: 17)
TXC2: recording
dialMforMara: My high school had “prime time” after second period, which was when we did announcements and my mom had planning meetings for her mock trial club
LordChrusher: four times a week - monday to thursday
dialMforMara: After I graduated they got rid of prime time
thegreatwyrdling: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 7:52.
Rhilenova just subscribed with Twitch Prime. Rhilenova subscribed for 14 months in a row!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Rhilenova! (Today's storm count: 18)
nightwingmisthawk: See my high school doesn’t have homeroom...we just have an hour long lunch to go talk to teachers.
Rockario: @dialMforMara Showtime? Party time?
chickenace11: we had a block in between 1st and second period where you were suppose to do something but my homeroom sucked so we did nothing
TheSpindash: !findquote meme
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
TXC2: theres a NEW meme?
PhoenixMelior: GIBB HYPE
LordChrusher: I think we got tap on friday mornings which most people just used to sleep in
nautiusminimus: Are you open to more ideas, or should I save mine for the next time you're writing?
NathanJay_GA: Thatll stay fresh for about a week
RockPusher gifted a Tier 1 sub to dialMforMara! They have given 354 Gift Subs in the channel!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, dialmformara! (Today's storm count: 19)
PhoenixMelior: lrrHEART GIBB
RoeDent89: Hello!
TheSpindash: There are no quotes with "meme"?!?
dialMforMara: is there in fact a single new meme of the day?
CoffeePrincess: Gibb!
jklingftm: GIB GIBB
CoffeePrincess: puppet union meeting
Rytel: I don't like Naked Gibb
dialMforMara: we’ve had Gibb in a crapshot. The cursed sweater one.
TheSpindash: Ew, naked Gibb. NSFW.
RockPusher: is... is that Gibb's skeleton???
RoeDent89: TOS
nautiusminimus: Is Cardigan Gibb a different character than... non-Cardigan... Gibb?
Lord_Hosk: Looks snakelike?
PhoenixMelior: we've also had Bartleby in Crapshots
TXC2: it's like a snakes, cats HATE snakes
nightwingmisthawk: Ah yes Gibb, the puppet that makes me so happy.
nautiusminimus: "The Mascot" is already a Crapshot name.
rustenskurk: Hand puppeteering tip: talk with lower jaw, not higher jaw of puppet.
NathanJay_GA is pro-Gibb
TheSpindash: XD
dialMforMara: hA
manfred909 just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. manfred909 subscribed for 29 months in a row!
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Frankenfruity: Yes, LRRBeej, Yes
nightwingmisthawk: Oh no....
RockPusher: Special Horse Meth - the gift that keeps on giving
Frankenfruity: lrrBEEJ
shdragon: "special horse meth". Always better than regular meth.
red_shoes_jeff: ALWAYS use Special Horse Meth.
aClonedPickle: good
CoffeePrincess: good!
MilkInBag: who is?
TreeVor84 just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. TreeVor84 subscribed for 23 months in a row!
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RoeDent89: Eat the Rich
technoFinch: I tune in and immediately hear "Instead of methamphetamines, can we use special horse meth again?" I lrrHEART lrr
dialMforMara: Gritty is too creepy to be antifa
lare291: Gritty is anarchist. It's nice to finally have a mascot
malc: is it just me who has no idea what this meme is?
TXC2: what was the old Flyers mascot?
dialMforMara: goords?
jklingftm: I just like how he's incredibly in line with the spirit of Philadelphia
ContingentCat: yeah that scans for Philladelphia
chickenace11: thats its own crapshot idea
jklingftm: Literally Philly
PhoenixMelior: wow that description is SPOT ON
Rockario: Brotherly love, but your brothers are other Philadelphians
EvilBadman: Where's DIX when we need him
TheOges: I think gritty endeared himself when he started attacking his handlers
CoffeePrincess: that's actually just the entire North East USA
dialMforMara: I’m glad Gritty and the Phanatic are friends at least
TheSpindash: XD I'm on the other end of the state. I hold no grudge, but that sounds like what I hear from sports fans in my house.
NathanJay_GA: but which mascot is best mascot?
thegreatwyrdling: Oh man, a live Crapshoot! It's not even my birthday!
ContingentCat: wow that this is a big orange mistake
RoeDent89: Marvin?
nautiusminimus: NB: In case you are thinking of calling this Crapshot "The Mascot," there is already a Crapshot of that name: episode 190, found at
red_shoes_jeff: The one that got killed in America?
ThorSokar: That new mascot is terrifying and it will CUT YOU
Lord_Hosk: !addquote (Beej) [now] Can we use the special horse meth again?
LRRbot: New quote #5417: "Can we use the special horse meth again?" —Beej [2018-10-19]
CoffeePrincess: lol, taking a New Yorker's word on Philly
CoffeePrincess: got em
Gnyrinn: I just looked up Gritty the Mascot, and Gibb's description of it is so spot on.
RoeDent89: Philly vs The Internet
MilkInBag: gritty is that accident that looks like a mascot?
Angreed66: Which end did they start from?
chickenace11: you forget that it made it cost to cost in Canada
cuttlefishman: Is Gibb Orange?
cuttlefishman: Hunh
red_shoes_jeff: The same robot that made it across Canada UNSCATHED? Just Saiyan...
dialMforMara: gibb is gray
SAJewers: here's the previous flyers mascot, apparently only in 1976
nightwingmisthawk: So who all is here today?
ContingentCat: Gritty looks like Gib's math addicted cousin
ContingentCat: *meth
Bobtheninjagoldfish: PREACH THE TRUTH
ritchards: too real?
Rockario: Too Real
NathanJay_GA: Holy shit
PhoenixMelior: Is this too real?
ehsteveG: Perfect
pazzer99: lrrWOW
TXC2: too fucking real
Lucien0451: Way too real
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I feel personally attacked
CoffeePrincess: holy fucking shit
ehsteveG: Never too real!
BugsBytes: Too real. My heart
LbxAni: dayum
Phosphatide: this is my kind of content LUL
beowuuf: wow
cuttlefishman: wow
Bobtheninjagoldfish: PREACH ON.
CoffeePrincess: Based James
ContingentCat: oh I thought that was leading to trying to make a time mechine
nightwingmisthawk: lrrWOW
shdragon: Woooooow
madmanoreo: "please like share and subscribe"
TheSpindash: XD this really sounds like a James script
lare291: Wow
ehsteveG: lrrWOW
hippitybobbity: how dare you I just reinstalled skyrim
LbxAni: lol
TXC2: they delete themselves no? Kappa
Bobtheninjagoldfish: SO FREAKING TRUE
Jondare: oops, caps
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
NathanJay_GA: This one might get interesting
jklingftm: Still sounds better than BfA
DragonMZ: I want my Everquest youth back
ProfClarySage: I love this so much
offbeatwitch: can we get Todd Howard to be in the video
CoffeePrincess: benginDab benginDab benginDab
PMAvers: The Tarren Mill vs. Southshore brawl is a good reminder of how shitty Vanilla wow was.
TheSpindash: Gritty CAUSED the events of Fallout. He can survive nuclear war.
aClonedPickle: oh, goons
obono86: I want pre-CU SWG back
hippitybobbity: lololol
nautiusminimus: So was that Timewalking Molten Core thing they did two years ago.
CoffeePrincess: that got made when 76 got announced
RockPusher: unarmeHmm
Malacorath: surefire way to delete yt vids: support the lgbtq+ community
PMAvers: So where does Minotaur fit into that?
rustenskurk: Yup, that's a Cam script
Lucien0451: Fantastic
ehsteveG: Toe to tip, that's a Cam script
cuttlefishman: I feel like that's kinda... inside baseball
nautiusminimus: What you're describing with Bungie IPs sounds a lot like what Heroes of hte Storm does with Blizzard IPs.
Jondare: That sure is a cam script
TheMandrew: I feel like Graham should bring back his Help Line guy for that
RockPusher: [A Murder Ensues]
shdragon: It's amazing you can tell who wrote the scripts.
jklingftm: "then a miracle occurs"
hippitybobbity: jaunty piano music is a must
offbeatwitch: you should actually just smash cut to a bleached white skeleton
rustenskurk: That ending is very good, but could be put into almost any crapshot.
starlitdiscord: a murder ensues?
ThorSokar: Man the 20's silent movie tag sounds great!
offbeatwitch: with the minor piano chord
cuttlefishman: What is Paul's style?
Lord_Hosk: Isnt that the idea behind reboot?
Dared00: The connected universe part reminds me of the recent Polygon video, where they connected all the Zelda games. *ALL* of them.
TheSpindash: "A Murder Ensues" is the new [HONK]
TheMadPunter: I JUST dropped in as Kathleen read the "murder ensues" bit lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
RockPusher: Kathleen scripts are best identified by ridiculously fun to pronounce silly names lrrDARK
ContingentCat: legally distinct the entertainers
CoffeePrincess: vaudeville, the only example of "white culture"
hippitybobbity: ragtime my dudes
cuttlefishman: Can Beej do the entertainer on guitar?
KharadBanar: wait, can the piano just play a chord that matches the pitch of the honk?
NarishmaReborn: is there a piece of ragtime that's NOT public domain by now?
shdragon: Make it like a silent movie text screen.
cuttlefishman: Dat syncopation
ThorSokar: To make a real piano sound that way all you have to do is open it up and put paper clips on the strings!
dialMforMara: @dared00 the one where the guy starts out in a 3-piece suit and then starts undressing as he gets more and more frenzied?
dialMforMara: He never actually took the tie off, I was disappoint
Dared00: @dialMforMara heck yeah
RockPusher: Now I have the mental image of Graham pulling a bear around in a cart
TheSpindash: DEATH TO FILES!!!
wildpeaks: darn, now we can't see the incrimenating evidence on the sd card
hippitybobbity: whwre will you find a whatnot this time of day?
NathanJay_GA: Are we experiencing lrrBEEJ ?
dialMforMara: Apparently so
nautiusminimus: It's just compromising photos of Gandhi and one of his followers, isn't it?
shdragon: I am. I don't know about you.
cuttlefishman: Can we have an SD Card clearing loading time please?
TheSpindash: Camera Maintenance with Greg
dialMforMara: Is it a goomba shoe?
nautiusminimus: At least, that's what Poker Before Dusk said.
RockPusher: Equipment room seems surprisingly tidy today
Barb4rian: Is it bad if when Beej said "Come with me." my mind immediately added "And you'll see....a world of pure imagination"?
dialMforMara: Or a wall-e shoe? I dropped in on Serge’s stream and he caught a shoe and someone says you can plant things in it
nightwingmisthawk: @barb4rian no
RoeDent89: That would actually be a pretty funny Crapshot: A Loading Time of something really mundane and menial.
Barb4rian: Oh ok good.
shdragon: I love that equipment room. It's looking so good today.
wildpeaks: Do lenses get a free sub
sopranocat: @Barb4rian If it's bad I'm in trouble too
cuttlefishman: wut
cuttlefishman: spoilers
TheOtherTrevor: NO!
lare291: WHAAT
TXC2: oof is this shot blown out
dialMforMara: @roedent89 you can’t make a good Loading Time in under a minute. Or a good Crapshot in over a minute.
shdragon: RUINED
ContingentCat: prime lenses? So they're not divisible by anything but one and themselves
Jarlax: ?!
lare291: NO
malc: wut?!
DevInsanity: Noooo
fox_of_forest: Lies
ehsteveG: K A Y F A B E
RockPusher: Gibb is a puppet‽ BibleThump
ContingentCat: SPOILERS
shdragon: Mah Immersion!
perrythepigion: LIES
TheSpindash: Lies, Gibb is real and he is my friend.
Phosphatide: i mean we've been told countless times that he's a puppet in Friday Nights Kappa
Jondare: LIES, LIES, TAKE IT BACK! He's real to meeeeeee!
madmanoreo: no puppet, kathleen is puppet
TXC2: no chat, Gibb is a real boy
beowuuf: yeah, a living puppet, we've seen that friday night's with james and gobb
lare291: Gibb is real, you area lying
ThorSokar: Don't you DARE lie like that! there are CHILDREN present
perrythepigion: you speak blasphemy
RoeDent89: That's the idea though. It would be something really short and mundane.
RassilonDND: Lies. He vacations with the tooth faerie here in Boca all the time
PMAvers: To borrow a quote from the MST3K movie, "So which of these guys is the one with their hand up your ass?"
Angreed66: We're all puppets if you think about it.
ContingentCat: plot twist everyone at the Moonbase is a puppet just very good
Jondare: TXC2 "sniff" i knew it. Don't believe the bad kathleen.
lare291: @ContingentCat Gibb is the only non-puppet
perrythepigion: BLASPHAMY
ritchards: lrrCOW
Gnuttor: Hi Crew! Hi chat!
DragonMZ: One day they should replace that sign with "Everything is Fire"
PhoenixMelior: Angreed66 brain puppets?
nautiusminimus: And everyone is Beej.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: who is on streamcam today?
madmanoreo: @PMAvers don't kink shame people please
RoeDent89: Everything is fine
Dared00: Explosion Time
TXC2: hello Gnuttor welcome
Batyn: @beowuuf Also the Two-Headed Giant Friday Nights
Rockario: Everyone knows puppets need a host in order to function. It's just considered rude to film a puppet and it's host at the same time
dialMforMara: @angreed66 get back in your chinese room
NathanJay_GA: Here comes the BOOM!
NarishmaReborn: boom today. or boom tomorrow. there's always a boom tomorrow
RockPusher: I love the placement of the lrrFINE cross stitch right above the fire extinguisher
TXC2: Bobtheninjagoldfish Heather as is tradition
Gnuttor: Hi @TXC2 ! :)
beowuuf: batyn: true!
RassilonDND: is this month's friday nights already up?!
Angreed66: Gibb is just the platonic ideal of a puppet.
jklingftm: This is the ideal puppet body.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: ty @TXC2
Phosphatide: i think friday night's will be up next week since they were still filming yesterday? current theory
nautiusminimus: I agree with RockPusher: That placement of the "Everything is fine" sign is a great visual gag.
Earthenone: !prime
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ContingentCat: well not all of us
Barb4rian: Lens-centipede, fixes all problems
cuttlefishman: Is it from Bezos?
aClonedPickle: Lenz Prime??????
ContingentCat: so it's not divisible?
beowuuf: hah,lrr don't make friday nights anymore, surely?
TheSpindash: !findquote lense
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
CoffeePrincess: cheer100 cheer100 cheer100 cheer100 cheer100 bits for gibb
TheMadPunter: wooooo! 1.4 is real good
Earthenone: !fnquestion
manfred909: Graham knows his lenses
38911BasicBytesFree: The lens with a lower "f" number is best
RockPusher: fast zoom lenses are *expensive*
EJGRgunner: Gib is a puppet... but Pistachio, the Productivity Puppet is real, right?
sopranocat: I have feels for KathBeej, I too am often sent to get a tool from a large set of tools when I have no knowledge of what specific tool is the good choice--specifically when there are mutliple knowledgable people available
TheMadPunter: All else being equal Beej, yes
Rockario: @EJGRgunner All puppets are real
lare291: I mean, there is no moving, so a prime would work there as they don't need to zoom anywhere
TheOtherTrevor: Remember chat, Gibb may be a puppet, but Bartleby and Pistachio are 100% real
Questhere: whats an lrrEFF stop?
Barb4rian: $500 is
wildpeaks: sounds about right for a prime
lare291: @TheOtherTrevor Of course they are real, weird of you to mention it
cuttlefishman: Isn't infinity... not a specific distance?
Rockario: This lens is not Canon
Earthenone: a filler lens then?
TheMadPunter: maybe $2500?
hippitybobbity: "i just handle those" laments the man with a 800 dollar computer in his pocket
shdragon: But is the lense headcanon?
malc: pro tips: attaching a Cannon to your camera ends up costing you a lot
sopranocat: @TheOtherTrevor wait, Pistachio? I think I haven't met this cast member
cuttlefishman: Graham, is Gibb a puppet
aiamethyst: Ian's pumpkin needs to be in a crapshot before it rots
ContingentCat: Gibb is graham a puppet?
cuzigotprime: gibb is a homunculus
beowuuf: if the camera lens gets removed, does chat's lens get removed in real life?
lare291: Gibb is definitely not a puppet. Don't listen to Kathleen
nautiusminimus: The "cannon as camera" idea seems pretty similar to the "gun as phone" idea that Alex did a while ago.
malc: ooh, nice TEETH pumpkin
CoffeePrincess: Graham, why no pistachio? did he get thrown in a woodchipper?
frnknstn: Graham, tell us Kathleen was lying about gibb being a puppet
ContingentCat: oh god I just noticed Ian's pmpkin
NathanJay_GA: so, what have LRRspeople been saying about the carved pumpkins?
TheOtherTrevor: @sopranocat See cHustle "A New Friend"
Gnyrinn: Dang it, I need some moustache emotes to disguise this comment as a question.
Barb4rian: Hai Paul!
TheSpindash: So if I'm to believe that Gibb a puppet, which I don't, who cashes his paychecks?
sopranocat: oh right Ian's creepy idea
Mangledpixel: sopranocat Pistachio, the Productivity Puppet, was the subject of a Commodore Hustle episode
beowuuf: the guy on first base?
thinlissy: ScaredyCat
ProfClarySage: those are impressive pumpkin teeth!
ContingentCat: having Ian's lurking behind Graham is making me nervous
malc: Hi Paul!
Gnuttor: Hi Paul!
Welbog: Hi
perrythepigion: HI
Unas84: hello Paul!
TheMadPunter: @beowuuf Beat me to the punch! Curses!
cuttlefishman: Is Paul growing his beard out?
Mangledpixel: beowuuf who?
TXC2: Hi Paul
RockPusher: Hi Paul lrrSLOTH
ContingentCat: Hi paul
EJGRgunner: Hi Paul
Angreed66: @TheSpindash No one du du duuuh
sopranocat: Pistachio still less creepy than Gibb
CoffeePrincess: dat paul
perrythepigion: WE LOVE YOU PAUL
ThorSokar: Hi best Paul
beowuuf: the guy on frist base!
TXC2: cuttlefishman no it just does that
beowuuf: also hi paul
nightwingmisthawk: It’s a Paul and we love him.
Earthenone: M'Nasta
Unas84: Canasta or Canasty?
TheMadPunter: @cuttlefishman Is it a day ending in Y?
38911BasicBytesFree: Why is there a pumpkin carved like Tinky Winky on the table?
ContingentCat: or at least 18+
wildpeaks: can you find menasta at Menards ?
shdragon: Manasta sounds manasty
TXC2: M'nasta (tips hat)
orellien2773: Seriously, anyone else seeing the weird line effect on the MK5 wall?
r_craddz: Teeth pumpkin
dialMforMara: Cross between mancala and canasta?
RockPusher: ooer, Canon EF 600mm f/4 - only $24-grand
TheSpindash: @orellien2773 And in the blinds
RassilonDND: do you play canasty and ante with special horse meth?
Phosphatide: are we gonna canasta and chill again? lrrBEEJ
DigitalSeahorse: do you want to be MANASTIC?
hippitybobbity: anybody want to play some Manasta after Broga
thinlissy: canasty
AshBurnem: TEETH
TXC2: orellien2773 that's aliasing
arcticdnd: Hi yall
TheSpindash: Can Gibb use a capacitive touch screen?
SAJewers: maybe a laptop with a video of gritty or something?
DigitalSeahorse: teeth...
TXC2: hello arcticdnd welcome
38911BasicBytesFree: @rockpusher 600mm? Planning on going bird watching, or filming people from the other side of the street?
shdragon: I mean, if you have the news story up on a website, you could use the browser's dev tools to edit the headline locally.
wildpeaks: Gibb is the one talking and the human is actually the puppet, hence the separated mics
arcticdnd: What are we shooting today?
malc: !quote gibb
LRRbot: Quote #5254: "That sounds like a you problem, not a me problem." —Gibb [2018-08-11]
lare291: See? He is definitely real
TheOtherTrevor: @RockPusher: Chump change. Canon 1200mm f5.6: $120,000
beowuuf: i don't want to know how the sausage is made anymore! I want gibb to live :(
Amentur: Hi Gibb, you real boi lrrHEART
nautiusminimus: Is "Ehh, worth it" one of the Gibb quotes?
CoffeePrincess: gibb is a modern Pinocchio
ContingentCat: OH GOD
TheSpindash: Gibb is real. He just has no bones or voicebox. He just possesses Graham when needed.
beowuuf eagerly awaitings a LRL style split screen pre-filmed bit with gibb speaking to graham
RockPusher: 38911BasicBytesFree other side of the street - way too close :P
DigitalSeahorse: thay do???
nautiusminimus: And if not, why not, since Gibb did say it in "The Cardigan"?
NathanJay_GA: Gritty seems like their favourite food would be "Fresh Liver"
dialMforMara: Somebody take a good look at the descriptions of Gritty and the descriptions of the President and tell me WHY we are not GETTING RID OF the creepy orange motherbussers
beowuuf: ehh, worth it is kathleen looking like gibb
iSmartMan1: Is he related to the Philly Phanatic?
DigitalSeahorse: Gibb suddenly more awesome!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHERE lrrHERE
wildpeaks: o.O
lare291: It's horrifying, I love it
FITorion: second stream where this mascot is mentioned... still haven't seen it
ContingentCat: yeah Gritty seems more like a hugs as a ruse to get at strangling someone
one_of_the_voice: Gritty is the hero the flyer's need and is awesome. Watch the video
beowuuf: thespindash: i accept your headcanon and have subscribed to your newsletter. Also I ate your fridge contents and rewired your dog. Sorry.
PhoenixMelior: I hope that Gibb doesn't lose all his fur from that
ContingentCat: poor Gibb that'll probably hurt coming off
Theycallmejokke: So Gibb is out drunk, and the LRRsmen are pranking him
Nightvalien28: are we doing a gibb asks people in the line skit?
lare291: Yeah, he is real so it probably hurts to remove that
TheSpindash: @beowuuf So my Dog is now Cat5e?
38911BasicBytesFree: @rockpusher I've seen how wide streets are in North America, you'd need the 600mm to reach over the 12 lanes of traffic ;)
PhoenixMelior: Nightvalien28 we talked about this, the cannabis line is NOT a good place for Gibb
ContingentCat: huh I didn't know gibb had a tail
NathanJay_GA: Someone get Serge to vacuum that couch
DragonMZ: I love beej
wildpeaks: should be worried that Beej is building a nest
Nightvalien28: PhoenixMelior lrrAWW but what about for bartleby?
wildpeaks: *should we be
TXC2: !addquote (Beej) [now] I'm building a nest.
LRRbot: New quote #5418: "I'm building a nest." —Beej [2018-10-19]
PhoenixMelior: that's probably worse...
beowuuf: thespindash: *bows in awe while administering red card"
cheetoJack: PhoenixMelior but he could interview Trudeau the Weed Goose
krinnphindalin: Hey guys!
DigitalSeahorse: another gibb asks people in a line skit?...also collin mockary
ContingentCat: @wildpeaks eh maybe, I'm barely surprised at this point
PhoenixMelior: cheetoJack ah, Trudeau the Weed Goose will never get old
TXC2: hello krinnphindalin welcome
wildpeaks: Also, will Beej lay eggs in this nest
cheetoJack: Don't worry Phoenix, I'm working on that technology
malc: Gesundheit
nautiusminimus: Bless you!
beowuuf: bless you
wildpeaks: gesundheit
ContingentCat: gesunheit Beej
Rockario: I hope TWG isn't getting old. I only heard about him yesterday
CoffeePrincess: God bless
TXC2: wow that was a platonic sneeze
RockPusher: 38911BasicBytesFree ahh, yes, a North American street would indeed be a different story :D
Phosphatide: sneeze scare lrrSPOOP
PhoenixMelior: Rockario we only came up with Trudeau the Weed Goose yesterday
DigitalSeahorse: benginDab gazoomtits
Sati90: Jump sneeze!
nautiusminimus: TWG? Isn't that what God is called in the Dresden Files?
EJGRgunner: James is dead?
Rockario: @PhoenixMelior Okay, good
PhoenixMelior: RIP James
Sati90: As is tradition
thinlissy: creepy, my stream lags a bit and i resd ty
TheSpindash: The Ferry down the river styx?
DigitalSeahorse: katesRip benginRip lrrSPOOP James
Barb4rian: That looks uncomfortable
mercano82: That table should just be mounted on castors.
PhoenixMelior: I thought Gibb could read
TXC2: chat James Died 4 years ago Kappa
ContingentCat: does Gibb need glasses?
DigitalSeahorse: lrrHEART lrrDARK Gibb
thinlissy: read Gesundheit before i heard the sneeze :D
lare291: See? Gibb is totally real. He's talking and all
cheetoJack: turns out Apple doesn't test their devices for Yeti use
Sati90: Man Gibb is really... long. It's kind of disturbing
CoffeePrincess: is gibb doing a line off that iPad
TXC2: like theres a crapshot and everything Kappa
r_craddz: Was gibb licking the iPad??
RockPusher: Gibb needs remedial literacy education
krinnphindalin: Gibb is so weird
RassilonDND: ahh the streams are crossing. i now think gibb is a blizzard employee giving the keynote!
Iciilix: I never realised he had legs
PhoenixMelior: Gibb is the best
TheSpindash: Gibb, don't eat the tablet
cuzigotprime: gibb + glasses = lrrSLOTH
DigitalSeahorse: Gibb likes the taste of tablet :P
wildpeaks: omnomnom
PhoenixMelior: Gibb's right arm looks weird
lare291: Nom nom
shdragon: nom nom nom
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhe
Rockario: Gibb has grasping hands, but all of his strength is in his neck and torso
NathanJay_GA: dont play with your food!
DragonMZ: distNom
Barb4rian: Confirmed! Gibb's diet consists of iPad
A_Dub888: Gibb, that's an iPad, not a giant cracker
ContingentCat: Gibb stop trying to eat the ipad
krinnphindalin: Gibb likes apples
RockPusher: I keep forgetting that Graham is a pretty good puppeteer
beowuuf: lol, is kathleen speaking to gibb?
MousseFilledCat: As someone from Philly, Gritty freaks me out
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ContingentCat: Seems like it'd be pretty easy to edit a finger off the iPad
one_of_the_voice: !quote Bartleby
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
MousseFilledCat: I don't know why
PhoenixMelior: Gibb so cute
malc: lol, I just thought for a sec that Gibb could read his lines off the iPad :S
sopranocat: that looks like he's staring at Kathleen's boobs
PhoenixMelior: malc Graham is a very good puppeteer
cheetoJack: quick, someone 3d print a yeti iPad mount!
ritchards: Get Paul to hold it?
TXC2: gotta build up that grip strength Graham
wildpeaks: oh no :(
Welbog: Grahamp
Theycallmejokke: G down?
lare291: Gibb is not strong enough to hold an iPad alone, but that's alright
fox_of_forest: medic!
Mystaira: Don't hurt the Graham
malc: phoenixmelior: he really is!
lilyoswald: don't die!
nautiusminimus: This is why "Safety third" is not such a good idea.
MilkInBag: cant he use a cushion on his belly?
mercano82: get a third person to hold the iPad?
SAiconjr: it is a super awkward angle
shdragon: The things we do for our art
TehAmelie: i blame Gibb
iSmartMan1: Could you get some sort of mechanical stand for the iPad? Or maybe have Kathleen hold it and have Gibb looking over her shoulder?
RockPusher: can it be supported from underneat?
CoffeePrincess: the career ending footage of Graham Stark
ZethRuss: get another person in to hold it ?
DrWreckage: Can we get an intern to hold the iphone?
beowuuf: watch digging in to your wrist / restraining something?
nautiusminimus: Plenty of cushions on that couch that I assume aren't in shot.
TheSpindash: Youch...
Antiagone: Maybe a cushion under his elbow?
NathanJay_GA: Are Gorillapods yeti-compatible?
ThorSokar: Don't you guys have a selfie stick you can put the ipad on?
LbxAni: why isn't the iPad on a tripod or something?
Sati90: The sacrifices for the art...
tenthtechpriest: gib has a tail?!
ZeroArcana: "tail"
TXC2: it's vestigial
thinlissy: gibb has a tail
rendelnep: dropping your iPad on your face also hurts a lot
Sati90: Gibb has... many things
thinlissy: oh gods
DigitalSeahorse: Gibb has a tail! :O
krinnphindalin: @rendelnep I hate doing that
Astra7525: "This isn't even my final position"
nightwingmisthawk: Ship it
beowuuf: lol, gibb is alive!
James_LRR: Cool stream nerds.
Theycallmejokke: Gibb Dance party
DragonMZ: dancing gibb is magical
lare291: Of course he is alive
Frankenfruity: I love Gibb so much
TXC2: HI James
shdragon: James <3
jklingftm: JAMES IS ALIVE
malc: !quote james
LRRbot: Quote #107: "I'm down with the hip kids and the Pokémons." —James [2015-04-09]
lare291: James, Gibb is real, right?
nightwingmisthawk: O hai James
DigitalSeahorse: hi, James
cuzigotprime: james from beyond the grave!
TheSpindash: James, but... but I thought you were dead?!
Yondaime233: no gibb don't eat the iPad
beowuuf: we just got dunked on by a youtube celebrity :(
RockPusher: Lesser Adam!
krinnphindalin: Hi James!
Antiagone: It's amazing how quickly the puppet illusion works ... even when I can see Graham holding Gibb.
ContingentCat: Hi James, from beyond the grave
sopranocat: Now I want to see Gibb dance to 'Can't Smile Without You'
James_LRR: Did they say I wasn’t there cause I died?
jklingftm: Yep
Sati90: Don't get excited chat, that is just James' ghoast
wildpeaks: yup
iSmartMan1: Gibb looks like Animal trying to eat the iPad
RockPusher: James is ghosterman lrrSPOOP
Theycallmejokke: A tiny bit maybe
James_LRR: Cause that’s true. I’m a ghooooooooooooost.
ContingentCat: apparntly on the fairy=dead
nightwingmisthawk: Yes
TheSpindash: Yeah, they even filmed the corpse.
SAiconjr: yup you are dead and coming in from beyond the grave
beowuuf: maybe you're just dead to them metaphorically?
TXC2: james yes the ferry is now being dead
wildpeaks: you crossed to the other side by stepping on the Ferry
NathanJay_GA: @james_lrr something about you paying the ferryman
sopranocat: @James_LRR they're calling the ferry the grave
lare291: James is a ghost, Gibb is not a puppet
malc: lrrSPOOP
cuzigotprime: it's the ferry of the damned
GreenBrains_: lrrAWESOME
lare291: Everything is as should
A_Dub888: Technically they said you were from "beyond the grave", they didn't say you died to get there
jklingftm: @James_LRR I wasn't aware this was a Let's Nope stream
Barb4rian: I like Gibb too!
RassilonDND: gibb stop slouching!
CoffeePrincess: and Paul is a zombie
DigitalSeahorse: James, cause the faerie is now called the grave
nightwingmisthawk: Gibb is so cute!
RoeDent89: Aww! That was so nice!
Jondare: The Switch release night video with Gibb is still one of my very favourite things you guys have done
ContingentCat: Kathleen: I care for all the puppets equally. Earlier that day: I don't care for Bartleby
DigitalSeahorse: :O a kiss!
ChakatLunar: ok, that was adorable lrrHEART
DigitalSeahorse: NOW KISS
thinlissy: aw
beowuuf: don't you have that CD?
sopranocat: that was just like watching a clip from one of the old
iSmartMan1: Best of Room Tone?
one_of_the_voice: Link @Jondare
sopranocat: making of' Henson videos
one_of_the_voice: ?
Josephel1: Kathleen is so beautiful
beowuuf: we need ian's voice
CoffeePrincess: when is the lrr dating sim? and when does it come to Now Kiss
nautiusminimus: Wasn't Now Kiss a few hours ago?
sopranocat: Graham & Kathleen = Hensons 2.0?
orellien2773: Gibb, stop eating the iPad.
DigitalSeahorse: mmmmmmmmmmmm tablet
MrQBear: Sometimes, Gibb just gets tired and needs to chew on the Ipad for comfort.
RoeDent89: Gibb! Stop eating the iPad!
RockPusher: Speaking of higher - has civilisation fallen now that pot is legal in Canada?
jklingftm: @nautiusminimus yes
malc: LRR dating sim would be a bit creepy
Iciilix: Always remember to bit down on the iPad to secure it.
MilkInBag: @RockPusher we could say that
ContingentCat: @RockPusher civilization is much the same as last week
krinnphindalin: Man I wish I was high on potenuse
lare291: "Great. *Nom*"
CoffeePrincess: @malc yea, but the meta nature of a lrr dating sim being on an lrr stream
CoffeePrincess: *inception horn*
beowuuf: that's the right angle to go with that joke
TXC2: turns out Canada is smoking as much pot this week as it was last week
RoeDent89: Hi Graham! You just missed Gibb!
ShadowReignhart: Oh man, I made it just in time for the Gibbshoot.
nautiusminimus: Civilization always is much the same as last week. The state of civilization over time is both a contiguous and a differentiable function.
ContingentCat: that sounds painful
Onisquirrel: Graham was Gibb all along. My entire sense of reality is shattered!
wildpeaks: I hope it wasn't strong tape x.x
lare291: Suddenly Gibb has a feminine voice. Huh
Theycallmejokke: Gibbleen
sopranocat: sounds great until you have to take it off
one_of_the_voice: Thank you @Jondare
ehsteveG: desperate times call for desperate measures
beowuuf: no shoot gibb!
TXC2: should of used Duct tape Kappa
maxturkeyflaps: Is there a difference between gaff tape and duct tape? Or is it just two names for the same thing?
aClonedPickle: it's fur-friendly tape
ChakatLunar: Gibbette? :D
DragonMZ: Is Gibb trans now?
RoeDent89: Well that satisfies the "Music" part of the Twitch classification of this stream.
Izandai: I dunno, kids might be fooled.
sopranocat: better than I can do
Izandai: They aren't all that bright.
DigitalSeahorse: Gibleen :P
beowuuf: gottle of gear
iSmartMan1: I wonder if anyone could track down a place to buy Gibbs, in case theirs gets damaged and they need a replacement
SalmirAeon: Say "Pig in the Poke"
manfred909: not bad actually
DigitalSeahorse: make your n sound like m
Iciilix: Like trying to keep your face sttill, but not grimacing
ShadowReignhart: Gibbette has a slight tic when speaki g.
ContingentCat: or just avoid Ms
Rockario: Or just give the puppet a darling speech impediment?
Outissa: N
TXC2: plosives are SUPER hard
Outissa: Just do an n
DigitalSeahorse: nnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
CoffeePrincess: when will all the crew have a puppet-sona
thegreatwyrdling: @LoadingReadyRun what tshirt is Graham wearing?
LoadingReadyRun: maxturkeyflaps Gaff tape is simlar to duct tape, but it has a different glue that doesn't leave residue, also the surface is usually matte
DigitalSeahorse: n N n N n
TheMadPunter: I don't think my school ever offered diphthong class...
James_LRR: Mostly at each other.
maxturkeyflaps: I learned something today!
CoffeePrincess: old enough
SajuukSjet: thegreatwyrdling: Destiny related
James_LRR: But that’s about right.
TheSpindash: "I was three years old, bring everyone a cold one"
PurpleTarget: wwtv7
Izandai: Isn't that what serving is?
Lord_Hosk: I was 6... 4... I wasnt even born yet
ContingentCat: what do you think serving is Beej?
beowuuf: i was part of the zygote revolution...
RayFK: Sup nerds
TXC2: hello RayFK welcome
shdragon: The clipper is basically beyond the grave
RockPusher: JEEJ! rayfkHeart
lare291: Gibb is sleeping
manfred909: hey Jeej
nightwingmisthawk: Hai Jeej
Lord_Hosk: Im not a nerd... YOU'RE A NERD
thegreatwyrdling: @SajuukSjet nice!
A_Dub888: rayfkHeart
James_LRR: No. Waiting
maxturkeyflaps: Jesus, in my US state you have to be 19
RayFK: So many good friends in chat today
nautiusminimus: Beej can still communicate (as in, be a communicable disease) from beyond the grave, according to "The Grave."
ThorSokar: Does James have the Plague
beowuuf: feeling very attacked by passersby today
DigitalSeahorse: "I'm totes still okay to drink." Derek: "OKAY!" lrrBEEJ
James_LRR: Sea planes cancelled.
TheSpindash: Have you ever seen Gibb and James in the same place at the same time? I'm just saying...
James_LRR: Now I’m killing some time.
CoffeePrincess: isn't being out of the moonbase the same as being dead
PhoenixMelior: James "Waiting" Turner
James_LRR: Before Clipper
NathanJay_GA: Seaplanes are VFR?
rendelnep: aahhh ssnap Lord_hosk just dun told James
sksoos: my name jeff
Izandai: @TheSpindash They drafted together once.
ExitPursuedByABear: those low-hanging buds
ContingentCat: don't want to waste that fruit
TheSpindash: @Izandai An editing trick I say!
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaToronto leafer madness
wildpeaks: So it's basically pubg on your phone, isn't it
nautiusminimus: Hey, LRR, I have a few ideas for Crapshots that I wanted to share with you. Should I hold those thoughts until your next writing Crapshoot, or are you open to them now?
maxturkeyflaps: @loadingreadyrun Are you participating in the extra life Arena stream?
SajuukSjet: james_lrr: commiserations on weather related travel disruptions, from someone who took a ferry to uni for a year -_-
RockPusher: James Turner Time Assassin … sounds like a fun SyFy show
RayFK: @James_LRR That's a big yikes
TXC2: nautiusminimus wait for a writing crapshoot
sksoos: what time is papaer fight
Lord_Hosk: I hope James approves of my crapshot
nautiusminimus: Sure thing.
Izandai: @TheSpindash I like how you're doing this bit with James instead of with Graham, for whom it is actually true.
rendelnep: I want to know if there are any gluten free dispensary bakeries in Canada yet
sopranocat: There were sooooo mnay news stories yesterday about "weed is legal in Canada now, can you go there and bring it back?" The stories were stupid because the answer is "No Stupid, it's not legal here, we'll arrest you"
TXC2: !schedule
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Izandai: GOTTEM
malc: that's mean!
Antiagone: "Naaah"
James_LRR: Which one was it @lord_hosk?
TheSpindash: @Izandai Like how I'm doing what, spitting truth to y'all?
RoeDent89: Finest mahogany
ContingentCat: @rendelnep I'd be surprised if there wasn't
wildpeaks: oh wow
Jondare: Oh god
Izandai: That' snot a great shirt.
RayFK: Oh right the Illidan shirt
PhoenixMelior: sopranocat there's been a lot of weirdness lately
RayFK: It's miserable
TheElrad: oh noes, Graham, how will you ever get an unattractive shirt?
Izandai: *that's not
CamelAttack: Ewww it's the illidan shirt
jklingftm: Oof
TXC2: that is a BAAAAAAD shirt
cuzigotprime: it's a fel-t-shirt
MilkInBag: basically dragon anime shirt
red_shoes_jeff: good lord...
ContingentCat: oh my I think my brother ha that shirt in the 90s
RockPusher: Look at that shirt, that shirt is a*vomit noises*
nautiusminimus: does say when The Crapshoot is, but not whether it's writing or filming.
osh307: there fel tattos
cheetoJack: I mean WoW is from the early 2000s right, that fits
Jondare: Don show that to dandygeek, i don't think he would survive it
Alness49: "What if you wore a T-Shirt with someone's Fel Tattoo skin?"
Bobtheninjagoldfish: bear in mind that blizzcon happens in like a week or so.. .so there will be a new stage.
Lord_Hosk: Its in the mod slack James
MrQBear: Would it be better if it was a different color instead of green?
RoeDent89: innovative solution
ThorSokar: that is a horrific shirt, it's like a "classy" DBZ shirt and a "tribal tattoo" shirt had a baby
nautiusminimus: WoW Classic came out in November 2004.
Antiagone: The ugliest shirt...
Alness49: A Polo Shirt?
Antiagone: That seems to be what Blizzard would do...
rendelnep: 'borrow' one form James?
DigitalSeahorse: that's a combustion particle fx overlay possibly ...or whatever software came after that
wildpeaks: a bold choice
Lord_Hosk: T-Shirt, Jeans and blazer
ehsteveG: An activision-blizz shirt?
degenb: What are planing for?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: and that their Big WoW coverage is supposed to be you might have a better option
nautiusminimus: Maybe wear a green shirt and "green screen" it? Nah, that's probably too complex.
cuzigotprime: a FEL guy fieri
Elevation_4000_FT: do it as Dave's spokesmen?
Antiagone: All right, so review for the day...
DigitalSeahorse: lol
ContingentCat: has G ever worn a polo?
LbxAni: gotta have a shirt with a sword or something fantasy on it
CoffeePrincess: I would watch that HUSTLE
Antiagone: Graham gets an office, that isn't really his. And a shirt that isn't a really his either...
DigitalSeahorse: xD
beowuuf: we're leaning many things about kathleen this stream
aClonedPickle: let's rotate the shirts!
TheElrad: pants swapping are for the aftershow
Alness49: I want to see tomorrow's CH be Freaky Friday+1
TheSpindash: TOS, Kathlee, TOS.
TXC2: this is gonna go to a weird place I fear
Foxmar320: cheer190
NathanJay_GA: Speak for yourself, Kathleen Kappa
RockPusher: devannSing You can leave your pants on
RoeDent89: The fear in Heather's voice
Jondare: Kathleen just wants the men to take off their shirts
nautiusminimus: I like that work: "unfuck."
Pantsravaganza: I feel like that shot gave 0 f's. Just roll in neon paint. there shirt.
NarishmaReborn: good for cables and good for houses
shdragon: Or has he, and I'm not remembering it.. That seems very cH Paul.
Izandai: That's a good sign.
ZeroArcana: unfuck both thine houses
Sati90: Ahh the blinds of Blinding
aClonedPickle: shdragon: he did with a dreamcast
beowuuf: I'm sure i've heard 'unfuckle' too
red_shoes_jeff: B R I G H T N E S S
Antiagone: Not ugly enough!
aClonedPickle: looong ago. it swapped bill and gibb!
ThorSokar: No, need an uglier shirt
rendelnep: I I think you are there really
ContingentCat: do you have something uglier?
wildpeaks: headcannon accepted
Phosphatide: i mean if a cable has any kinks in it i would shame it FrankerZ
DigitalSeahorse: theonl45Heart theonl45Heart theonl45Heart
nautiusminimus: Kinky shipping is just called slash fic, isn't it?
LoadingReadyRun: I believe the video was "Brain Transplants made Easy"
Alness49: Someone shipping the Electrical Cable and the Forks?
Pantsravaganza: Ooooooo. high bid shirt
Izandai: @Pterodactal You named that "kinshame"
shdragon: ah, nice!
Izandai: @Pterodactal Which is something completely different.
Antiagone: Is Paper fight still on tonight with people sick?
RoeDent89: What about a waaaow shirt
FITorion: so many boxes... DB around the corner
wildpeaks: Chat used to ship the air conditioner in a previous moonbase, we're not above shipping a cable
cuzigotprime: i miss wizard chat
shdragon: Good that the joke's already been done, but bad-ish that that means there's no reason to do it again.
Jondare: Anything generic fantasy?
Solipsody: Apparently everyone needs to send LRR more ugly shirts.
ContingentCat: !dbcountdown
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BasilHunter: is desert bus at Moonbase this year?
NathanJay_GA: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
DigitalSeahorse: hahhahahaha
Izandai: What are the cursed words? Desert Bus?
TheSpindash: If you dig deep enough, you can actually find Penn in one of the bins.
beowuuf: all shirts are beautiful to someone...
DigitalSeahorse: it's a nice shirt
RoeDent89: Macbeth
Lucien0451: Boxes leaning ominously
TXC2: BasilHunter I dont think so no
rendelnep: Arid terrain Coach
RockPusher: RayFK if you say it three times in a row… it'll be ever so slightly closer to time
Alness49: If it IS a mimic it's the nicest mimic ever
James_LRR: That’s mine
SAJewers: what about Adam or Ben?
wildpeaks: was
Rhynerd: I forgot this was going on.
DigitalSeahorse: James_LRR, secretly a mimic :P
lilyoswald: New lrr hc: The prop room has a benevolent mimic
NathanJay_GA: You still have ROG!?
Rhynerd: I missed two crapshot recordings, didn’t I?
McArgh: any green tape?
maxturkeyflaps: Yeah, include Adam or Ben. Or SERGE!
HerpesTornado: Wont be so nice when it devours Graham alive
RoeDent89: I see your going to the store sign has a home
ShadowReignhart: I see you have refined tastes, James_LRR .
NarishmaReborn: just one rhynerd
TheSpindash: Graham, what if you just button up that shirt you're wearing?
ThorSokar: how DARE you give away a Team Ashton shirt
nautiusminimus: They shot one crapshot already. They're preparing their second now.
Rhynerd: Well, that’s not as bad.
rendelnep: It could be a babbie sybiote
jklingftm: @maxturkeyflaps Ben and Serge are currently streaming
nautiusminimus: Out of three.
Rhynerd: I’ll still need to catch the VOD.
maxturkeyflaps: Oh right.
rendelnep: *symbiote
Izandai: NOPE
Jondare: NOPE
wildpeaks: oh dear
Phosphatide: i'd buy it
lilyoswald: Nah, the mimic is nice, it eats old props, not graham
nautiusminimus: Like in the Wheel of Time series.
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I'd buy it
maxturkeyflaps: I didn’t realize how much taller Graham is than Kathleen
Alness49: That would be better as underwear
Solipsody: No.
lare291: It would work only as underwear
ritchards: *cough*wii play*cough*
SAJewers: WutFace
Onisquirrel: I mean somebody wants to wear the taint magic shirt.
TXC2: taint magic is a VERY special kind of kink Kappa
RockPusher: I mean, LRR learned the tshirt thing the hard way
Phosphatide: NO WAIT i got it: card sleeves
RoeDent89: Invisible!
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Phosphatide: sell us card sleeves with that line
ShadowReignhart: Kathleen's hair is always amazing.
Izandai: The haircut looks good!
nautiusminimus: You look nice, Kathleen.
desertbutts: HeyGuys
shdragon: oh! While Kathleen is around: What days/times are brave new faves? I have forgotten and keep missing it and it makes me sad. :(
DigitalSeahorse remembers the shirt Matt wore on the bus road trip ages ago lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP
jklingftm: Hair embiggening
sopranocat: Yeah, it works, but the wavy is better
CoffeePrincess: oh yeah, Kathleen, LOVED the K Vlog
nautiusminimus: Modesty screen, a.k.a. IRL Blocker.
Rockario: HEY EVERYONE, LOOK! Graham's changing!
ThorSokar: dat Flock of Seagulls look?
RockPusher: LoadingReadyPumpkin
ShadowReignhart: Kathleen's Vlog was sooo awesome! I want more of K-Vlogs.
Antiagone: Mmm... pie!
shdragon: Yes, thumbs up for K-Vlogs
cuzigotprime: special guest LRL, smashing pumpkins?
Izandai: In my experience 3 is an insanely small amount of money for pumpkins of that size.
BasilHunter: my pumpkins were $7 each
Rhynerd: Chair nooo!
DigitalSeahorse: two pumpkins for a pumpkin ^_^
shdragon: OH MAN. Fog of Love!
MrQBear: Oh! Fog of love!
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ExitPursuedByABear: *begins looking for the stuff I sent*
TheSpindash: XD Oh snap, I look forward to seeing that on an AFK
TXC2: i see a BIG warhammer 40k box
sopranocat: oooooh
Rhynerd: Oh hey!
PhoenixMelior: oh man, Fog of Love is HUGE
wildpeaks: neat
Iciilix: I understand it to be brilliant.
Jondare: oooh, that's cool
Papperslappen: Fog of love is a very good game
PhoenixMelior: that game takes a while but it's super neat
DevInsanity: AFK Now Kiss!
Rhynerd: @txc2 looks like the latest starter set.
DigitalSeahorse: :O
DragonMZ: Beej understands yuri
Izandai: BisexualPride LesbianPride GayPride
DigitalSeahorse: awesome!
sopranocat: OH BOY
NarishmaReborn: planning way ahead
sopranocat: oh girl
nautiusminimus: And Kathleen understands yuri on ice, I believe?
DigitalSeahorse: LesbianPride GayPride BisexualPride TransgenderPride PansexualPride AsexualPride IntersexPride NonBinaryPride GenderFluidPride
not_who_you_think17: Valentines dAFK
KharadBanar: Can we get Kathleen and Cam on that?
ritchards: no
lare291: Oh my
wildpeaks: yeah, too close :D
ritchards: noooo
Tehbeard: TOS
TXC2: oooh honey no
Papperslappen: TOS
Mangledpixel: HA
sopranocat: oh boy girl, boy boy, girl girl, thing thing
TheSpindash: Get a chroma green shirt!
TheElrad: Perfect shirt, keep it
Iciilix: that is unsettling
ThorSokar: DO IT
RoeDent89: Finn Balor returns!
Solipsody: Just write the word "SHIRT" on it.
Jondare: oooooh nooooo
lare291: Yeah no
ShadowReignhart: Lol! Oh No!
CamelAttack: Bow chick a wow wow?
Rhynerd: Well, probably not actually the latest starter set. Really I should just say it’s the first 8th edition starter set.
nautiusminimus: Does LRR have a chroma green shirt?
SAJewers: naeCREEP
NarishmaReborn: good for wrestling crapshots
sopranocat: nope, skin color shirt hard NOPE
RockPusher: Graham lacks chest hair and nipples lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Phosphatide: Kreygasm
Rockario: It's very close to a nice colour.
red_shoes_jeff: TOS! TNG! DS9!
nautiusminimus: I know they have a chroma green full body suit, but...
PhoenixMelior: too bad Ben isn't watching
hippitybobbity: submit to the flesh
cuzigotprime: STD!
ContingentCat: I had to take care of my murderous cat killing a bird and the shirt situation seems to have gotten worse
ShadowReignhart: That's like Fabio style. That's the name of that romance cover model, right?
Mystaira: Ben is busy with Kevin.
TheElrad: maybe mobe the garbage bag out of the shot? :D
tenthtechpriest: multipals is happening right now. we WILL tattle on you
Izandai: Perfect.
Izandai: Love it.
Barb4rian: G hax
ContingentCat: katesNice
nautiusminimus: I never thought you'd actually go for it...
TheSpindash: lrrWOW
nautiusminimus: Greenscreening your shirt.
Solipsody: Will the WoW shirt just be actual footage of someone playing WoW?
malc: are we going to see the editing for this? because I'd love to
ThorSokar: Note: Graham will not remember this, and thus later be upset with himself
Izandai: What's the tape for?
shdragon: I would love to see the editing for this one.
Izandai: Ah.
DigitalSeahorse: nice katesNice
sopranocat: Oh, if you guys give me a good size for that I can hook you up
TXC2: Ok I REALLY thought G was gonna put that tape over his nipples :P
sopranocat: for Microsoft
RayFK: Please never green screen a Card Kingdom shirt, we can talk first
DigitalSeahorse: do you have a Japan Camera shirt?
ShadowReignhart: Don't you guys have a Microsoft Mug someone stiole by accident?
TheSpindash: Heather gray: The best kind of gray
levett93: CmonBruh
nautiusminimus: I have a WoW shirt that's just dark blue with the WoW logo over the right breast.
sopranocat: and possibly Paizo too
Rockario: Take that shot of the Warcraft press event, and *carefully* place Graham overtop of the presenter lrrBEEJ
morgoth_bauglyr: motion tracking magic!
Despoiler98: @RayFK you cant tell them what to do!
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shdragon: Please yes, I really really want to see the editing for this one.
KharadBanar: "We'll fix it in post."
nautiusminimus: And I think your polo covers where the WoW logo would be.
Antiagone: We saw it! The fabled LRR tape rack!
DigitalSeahorse: not that JC would work in a lot of videos
RockPusher: Chat now demands a green screened Card Kingdom shirt
Rhynerd: Fixing it in post.
Tehbeard: Moonbase V: now featuring Holodeck shirts...
ritchards: T pose for dominance!
chickenace11: Next Mail Time G gets 45 WOW t-shirts
Solipsody: If they'd thought of this sooner, they could have saved themselves moving a lot of costumes.
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
TheSpindash: By this time next year, LRR will be one employee in a mocap suit.
RockPusher: also, through the magic of green screen, we could relive the Fugi shirt fugiWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
Gnuttor: Bye @TXC2 !
TheSpindash: Peace @TXC2
Jondare: soooo.... synthetic T-shirts?
Solipsody: Domestic shirts only!
PhoenixMelior: send them coffee and NOTHING ELSE
Izandai: Are polyester shirts fine?
Theycallmejokke: Does that go for hats too?
EvilBadman: LRR goes to enough PAXen to get game shirts. :)
Izandai: I mean, aside from being made of pulyester?
DigitalSeahorse: yeah I ordered one once from US and it cost like over double what the shirt itself was
Izandai: *polyester
Izandai: Oh. So no, I guess.
TheElrad: so, wool then?
thinlissy: wtf why
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Given that Vanilla WoW is going to be the big WoW talking point at BLizzcon this year.. this is going to be very topical in the next week or so.
ContingentCat: speaking of Mail time, how long has it been since the Moonbase had to buy coffee?
TheSpindash: Yyyeaaaaaah. I live near a northern outlet mall stateside. Canadians bus down, buy a ton of clothes, and then bus back.
Jondare: that's silly
sopranocat: Okay, it's just I know the new PR manager at Paizo
shdragon: International politics are sure pretty fun.
SAJewers: what about wool?
MousseFilledCat: Were you guys getting dinged on hats when people were sending them as well?
thinlissy: thats just crazy
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ContingentCat: Buy Canadian goods!
thinlissy: when i import merch ths
Iciilix: Does that mean T-Shirt smuggling is viable?
malc: wut
NimrodXIV: yipes
sopranocat: Well, maybe I'll find someone going to PAX who can ferry it for me
DigitalSeahorse: :O
Jondare: ouch
Barb4rian: oooohhh..
Mystaira: nkoD
DigitalSeahorse: oof
TheSpindash: Christ almighty!!
Barb4rian: Ouch
DigitalSeahorse: awww :(
nautiusminimus: Why can't the sender just pay the duty?
thinlissy: shirts are the thing that's not taxed here..
NathanJay_GA: Is there a way for the sender to choose to pay the duty?
Astra7525: wooow
shdragon: LRR - You should make a webpage for "Please don't send us..." Or general shipping tips for international fans (like me) that don't understand all these weird international post pitfalls.
Solipsody: @nautiusminimus Depends on the shipping method they use. Sometimes you can.
RassilonDND: is there a way we can choose to pay the duty?
RockPusher: Ineed
lurkerspine: ayfkm
Izandai: Of course it does.
DragonMZ: Can I walk down to the moonbase and give you a shirt?
malc: or you can order the t-shirts from Canada :)
Izandai: Of fucking course it does.
DigitalSeahorse: if you live in Canada send all the things! ...including weed! Kappa
Jondare: Cause of course it does
Rockario: No matter how close the internet makes us feel, remember that international shipping is still "International Shipping"
RockPusher: a 140-something year old treaty
MrQBear: What.
PurpleTarget: green shirt w/ green screen?
MousseFilledCat: Of course it does
NarishmaReborn: because our government is run by idiots
sopranocat: heh....leave a package marked 'shirts' on the doorstop like a baby in the middle of the night
Barb4rian: *headdesk*
sopranocat: not really
Izandai: Because this is fucking 'Murica! And we do things our way! Even when it's fucking stupid!
ContingentCat: @PurpleTarget planned to change shirt later
Mangledpixel: PurpleTarget they know, G's doing extensive post on this
cheetoJack: !quote 4545
LRRbot: Quote #4545: "What happens on discord must go to #politics." —PhoenixMelior [2017-12-13]
Izandai: lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP
iSmartMan1: Damnit, Trump...
Rockario: Moving things across borders is always a significant endevour
Phosphatide: get ready for absurdly high international shipping costs because the white house is full of babies
2rrr_mirror_breaker: hey for all us americans out there, this seems like a great time for a reminder to vote on Nov 6
ThorSokar: WHY, uggh
offbeatwitch: fuck borders
RockPusher: That said, on the face of it, the the actual beef is with the classification of China which seems like a legitimate issue
offbeatwitch: smash the state
thundershot879: the white house wants the US to be the top of everything when that just burns everyone
PurpleTarget: kk
TinoDidriksen: That postal union actually seems quite bad.
shdragon: Because our government believes that if we aren't getting the best deal in the universe, then we MUST be getting the *worst* deal in the universe, and there is no in between
puppeteerzzz: Vote red for sure SeemsGood
NimrodXIV: RIP BEn
nautiusminimus: As an American, I am sorry about Donald.
manfred909: poor BEN
sksoos: are you guys going to pax unplugged
Tehbeard: Has Aus. been alerted to the inbound Beej?
DigitalSeahorse: Kathleen suddenly very loud near...not the boom I guess
ritchards: so what you are swaying is that we load you up with tshirts at Pax Aus?
Izandai: VOTE ON NOV 6
malc: TEETH
lare291: TEETH
PhoenixMelior: TEETH
AshBurnem: TEETH
DevInsanity: TEETH
ContingentCat: TEETH
NarishmaReborn: TEETH
DigitalSeahorse: TEEETH
rendelnep: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
thundershot879: TEETH
Mystaira: TEEF
Izandai: TEETH
CamelAttack: TEETH
SydPreviouslyHeadache: toofs
Phosphatide: TITHE
Izandai: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
thinlissy: ScaredyCat ScaredyCat ScaredyCat
desertbutts: !box teeth
Jondare: TinoDidriksen nah the system is fine, the problem is that like 50 years ago, China got classified as "Devoloping", meaning they pay a lot less, and that classifcation hasn't been updated since then
Rockario: Healthy teeth *should* be outlined in red. Or at least pink
malc: !findquote teeth
LRRbot: Quote #2709: "First off, who needs all their teeth?" —Ian [2016-06-01]
nautiusminimus: All American adults who are watching: Remember, remember, the sixth of November!
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: katesLurk katesLurk katesLurk
shdragon: Dumb t-shirt questtion: If we give you a t-shirt *in person* at a con, do you pay imports when you bring it home with you?
KharadBanar: what a releeth
ContingentCat: llrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
ShadowReignhart: Oh... no I'm getting Panalysts Flashbacks...
ContingentCat: * lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh yeah, I havea molar I need removed, they should do a TTSF about dentistry lrrBEEJ
flyingdelorean79: We all live on earth don't we? It doesn;t make sense, those borders, it only creates polarisation. I'm gonna move to another planet. Hm, wait.....
Jondare: I mean, considering Beej's eye, i'm pretty sure K's LITERALLY has a better eye than him
SydPreviouslyHeadache: wait. didn't they make that joke last night?
Solipsody: @shdragon Only if the ydeclare it.
nautiusminimus: Xenophobia has been a thing for thousands of years.
Phosphatide: this week on TTSF: deep fried teeth
RockPusher: devannBoom slytqCat gabySlay
TehAmelie: now i feel bad about not marking the contents of packs i've sent very carefully and probably getting the post to open them up to check and hike up the tax
FITorion: also the sound settings
Rockario: Change to fork
Izandai: Hang on, people have been sending y'all hats for years. Aren't hats generally made out of cotton? Do they not get hit by the import duties for some reason?
Rockario: And that spending is affected by how long we are abroad
PhoenixMelior: yup, but the spending limits are pretty generous
Rockario: Like, 2 days v 2 weeks, etc
FITorion: did they reset the sound back to the mono settings they had before?
rendelnep: @Izandai I assume it's a far smaller revenue stream
SydPreviouslyHeadache: castlevania: lots of shadows
offbeatwitch: need to get some fancy tungsten balanced greenscreen lights Kappa
Rockario: They can also crop close to Graham too, right? There's going to be lots of work on this anyway
RockPusher: Graham has an instrumental rock group behind him Kappa
Onean: yes, @fitorion
Izandai: TEETH
malc: TEETH
DevInsanity: TEETH
nautiusminimus: TEETH
Barb4rian: And back to memes
TheSpindash: I feel it significant to note, there is not yet a Crapshot titled "The Classic"
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
red_shoes_jeff: TEETH
Solipsody: They're all classics.
nautiusminimus: But there is a Crapshot titled "The Mascot."
the_canuck_mystic: Is he wearing a green shirt in front of a green screen ?
2rrr_mirror_breaker: @the_canuck_mystic its intentional
TheSpindash: @nautiusminimus Actually, yes
nautiusminimus: For those just tuning in, their first shoot was about a mascot.
offbeatwitch: it's a slightly different shade of green
offbeatwitch: and you can do contiguous masking
TheMadPunter: @TheSpindash Not bad. Incidentally, there are already some duplicate names, so it wouldn't be that big a deal anyway..
Izandai: @the_canuck_mystic He's going to give himself a WOW shirt in post.
KharadBanar: @the_canuck_mystic It will be greenscreened to a World of Warcraft shirt
the_canuck_mystic: Neat.
offbeatwitch: it'll probably be manually masked to a point anyway
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shdragon: "Game Dev Exec" is VASTLY differently from regular Exec.
Batyn: @the_canuck_mystic Thay are going to green screen in a WoW shirt
the_canuck_mystic: I should have expected it to be intentional.
PhoenixMelior: !findquote butts
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Doc_Leisure: Oh, another time waster from Blizzard
jklingftm: @TheMadPunter for instance, there are two "The Speedrun"s
the_canuck_mystic: Thrilling!
TheMadPunter: @jklingftm right
PhoenixMelior: THRILL as Beej thinks!
TheSpindash: Quick! More international mailing cost discussion!
Slurpee_E: lrrBEEJ
FITorion: t-shirt with massively wrinkled lower edge... because it was pulled out from being tucked in seconds before going on stage...
Izandai hums the Jeopardy theme
Camail: maybe too much beej
Mangledpixel: [BEEJ INTENSIFIES]
PhoenixMelior: thanks Hodor
ContingentCat: maximum Beej
DigitalSeahorse: corner of room
shdragon: Experience Beej
RockPusher: A thinking Beej sculpture is something that should exist
TheMadPunter: @offbeatwitch The annoying part is going to be the motion tracking, because Graham is moving relative to the frame, but only a liiiiittle
ritchards: Wyrmwood!!!
PhoenixMelior: AFK Streams, brought to you by WYRMWOOD GAMING
offbeatwitch: that's why he has the cross on his shirt
Izandai: @TheMadPunter That's what the tape cross is for.
ritchards: Skins of trees and bones of beasts!
TheMadPunter: @RockPusher Made of what though?
NathanJay_GA: I just noticed the "totally 8-legged spider" on the shelf :D
offbeatwitch: and also why there might need to be a mask on graham do deal with the background
ContingentCat: The beasts of trees and skins of bones!
DigitalSeahorse: there's the wall you wouldn't want to get shoved against
DigitalSeahorse: o_o
TheMadPunter: @Izandai Well yeah; and motion tracking is already waaaay better than it used to be, but still
red_shoes_jeff: lrrSPOOP
DigitalSeahorse: *hissss*
RockPusher: TheMadPunter Beej should be a bronze adonis, surely lrrBEEJ
Izandai: I have confidence in Graham's knowledge and abilities.
MousseFilledCat: Scrum
Izandai: And if that confidence is misplaced, well, he'll have to deal with it anyway.
MousseFilledCat: I have daily scrums
RayFK: Sprint
TheSpindash: Now Graham's ready to host Checkpoint.
the_canuck_mystic: standup is a thing in scrum
RockPusher: standup
RogueLink: It's a standup
MousseFilledCat: It's a scrum
shdragon: standup, yes
TheMadPunter: Bronze is dece; you could also make a case for marble
DigitalSeahorse: FBBroncos oh I got a horse and angry birbs emote FBCardinals
Phosphatide: would blizzard be interested in fine wood and leather tabletop gaming products?
the_canuck_mystic: sprint retro
Rockario: You do Standups to keep track of your tasks during a Sprint
DigitalSeahorse: lol
cheetoJack: its a standup, and if you go for longer than 15 minutes you stand on one leg
ritchards: get Agile!
the_canuck_mystic: sprint retro is a thing in scrum.
Welbog: Work in IT, can confirm.
MousseFilledCat: Our standups are actually less than 7 minutes, every morning
shdragon: I've luckily had bosses that were capable of having standups that were only 10 minutes long. It was amazing
TheMadPunter: @RockPusher Bronze is dece; you could also make a case for marble
kais58: sprint planning is a thing
MousseFilledCat: We use it as they should be
RogueLink: 2 week sprints. Standup is every week or morning.
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Welbog: Sprint sprints
offbeatwitch: "sprint" refers to a discrete amount of time to complete a collection of problems
EvilBadman: Beej is correct
Skyking162: Sprints are a segment of a couple weeks to get a small set of things done.
iSmartMan1: Sprint is a 2-week period of tasks. Standup is the daily meeting
offbeatwitch: you assign yourself a problem, do it, move onto the next one
Barb4rian: Lol, Sprint the carrier is anything but agile...
DigitalSeahorse: a sprint is a very short sort of run I think too
Makhiel: God, I just noticed the pumpkin
TheMadPunter: EVERY Sprint meeting is a sprint meeting
TheSpindash: I prefer Sierra Mist meetings
red_shoes_jeff: T E ET H
AffinityForFun: Agile is a project management thing, not exclusively a programming thing.
Jondare: More like a programming management method
the_canuck_mystic: Oh man, I just saw the teeth on that pumpkin. Ian, you're a monster.
RockPusher: TheMadPunter Beej the Chiselled :D
MousseFilledCat: Standup for us is every morning and is generally used to determine if we need to schedule longer meetings with individuals.
kais58: agile is a work mothod, definitly not only used for programming
pandacolonialist: TEETH
DigitalSeahorse: OMG TEETH PUMPKIN!!!
SajuukSjet: Agile is almost always used wrong
korvys: Agile means "We have stand ups and dont document anything"
DigitalSeahorse: TEETH
kais58: all about fail fast
Orgmastron: TEETH
Solipsody: Sprints, like "agile" and everything else along those lines, sadly got ruined the minute managers heard about it.
TheElrad: Agile is project management strategy
SajuukSjet: Agile is ment to have almost continuous review
RogueLink: LOL
TragicMtG: Thank you Paul!
malc: lol
Izandai: katesLol
RockPusher: wait, Paul played rugby?
Jondare: Pauls beard is looking particularly scruffy today
DigitalSeahorse: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR slytqCat slytqCat
SydPreviouslyHeadache: lrrHEART
Mystaira: katesLol
Arikell: trying to sprint in a scrum will lose you ears
Skyking162: Agile means you don't plan our a six month project. You plan out a short goal, then another, then another, then another. Constant adjustment.
RockPusher: I learned something new about Paul today
Izandai: Somehow I can't imagine Paul doing anything violent.
frnknstn: what position did Paul play?
cheetoJack: old world programming would take like a year to go from having an idea presented to a developer, to actually released and shown to the people who want it. Ideally in "agile" you get that down to two weeks for a shorter, manageable goal
RockPusher: give him a good rucking!
TheMadPunter: @RockPusher That's a dope title 👍
jklingftm: Rugby is just all about hurting the person across from you as much as possible
DigitalSeahorse: rugby: goodbye knees and shins
TheSpindash: I thought the game of Rugby was specifically designed to weed out the week from the species.
ContingentCat: the scrum is why some one them wear tape around their heads so their ears don't come off
Questhere: how does one even sprint in a scrum?
TheSpindash: *weak
Solipsody: Having a bunch of rules designed to hurt you and no protective equipment except tape to keep your ears from getting ripped off is exactly why rugby is safer than football. Everyone knows you can't mess around.
nautiusminimus: Sounds like a faceoff in hockey.
offbeatwitch: as a Brit, yeah rugby is designed to do damage to you
Izandai: Better than football.
jklingftm: Rugby is awesome though
shdragon: It's like here, everyone has a Lacrosse team
DigitalSeahorse: I played it once not by choice
Izandai: Sorry, American football.
Jondare: Very fitting name for a rugby team
shdragon: for what reason, I can't say.
jklingftm: Even as a neutral American
r_craddz: Don’t forget to put the smallest players in the centre with the biggest players pushin from behind
Antiagone: I think it's quite popular in more than a few places in Canada.
ContingentCat: My dad plays rugby, I think that's the right call Paul
ContingentCat: *played
red_shoes_jeff: Peterborough hughschools all have rugby teams, too.
Rockario: Were these, like, two schools that took it seriously in a league full of casual teams?
NathanJay_GA: my high school had a VERY serious and developed rugby program
notallwugs: West coast USA and Canada have a big history of rugby from the late 1800s early 1900s when it was introduced as an allegedly safer alternative to gridiron
LordChrusher: ah yes johno
CamelAttack: Rugby is a game built for hooligans that turns them into gentleman, football is a game built for gentleman that turns them into hooligans.
red_shoes_jeff: "hughschools?"
DigitalSeahorse: lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP lrrFRUMP
LordChrusher: not the sharpest tool in the shed
ContingentCat: Thankfully my school didn't take anything seriously, we collectively didn't care at all
Solipsody: @CamelAttack Exactly!
offbeatwitch: I swear it always comes back around to talking about PE when they're setting up the camera in the friendzone
DigitalSeahorse: lrrBEEJ had good teacher
Roadhog123: Nicer than my school where Rugby was mandatory...
ShortRound2099: "not again"
nautiusminimus: "hughschools" looks like a typo of "high schools".
offbeatwitch: I have deja vu about this conversation
notallwugs: it lost popularity pretty damn quick in the US after the All Blacks toured the major university teams there and demolished them all
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
TheMandrew: My P.E teacher was the football team, and he kept trying to recruit me. When i turned him down, he would have the football players in the class lay me out during flag football
notallwugs: circa 1913 I think
TehAmelie: PE was one of my best subjects solely on the merit of me showing up, being a good sport and passing the ball to kids who wanted it
DigitalSeahorse: :O
red_shoes_jeff: @nautiusminimus That would be because it is.
TheMandrew: *football coach*
frnknstn: One of our rugby coaches got pulled into teaching science so that the school could justify his salary :(
ShortRound2099: broomball is fun
TheMadPunter: Junior and senior year in high school we did whole semesters of badminton. We had a ladder tournament across the whole grade, it was kickass
Solipsody: If the rest of the world can tolerate getting destroyed by the All Blacks (except Australia)...
MousseFilledCat: I played it in college
technoFinch: hey, broomball is huge at my ohio school!
Rockario: AAlso not on skates
NathanJay_GA: broomball is the SHIT! Love it :D
Roadhog123: You don't get people to do sport by forcing them to do sports they don't want to do, but PE teachers don't seem to think that way.
RockPusher: lunarj1Heart Hodor plays hard
DigitalSeahorse: a ball that isn't as hard as a puck I guess
red_shoes_jeff: So.... curling?
AffinityForFun: We play Broomball here at my College; Michingan, USA
emberBecky: hockey + curling?
ZealousCrow: That sounds fun as hell
TheMadPunter: @red_shoes_jeff yes, but on the ice?
PhoenixMelior: ah, broomball. The jocks liked that one
Barb4rian: 2/3 of a ruler!
Rockario: There's not really a curling connection
TheMadPunter: @DigitalSeahorse So, a jai-alai ball?
ContingentCat: That sounds like something a PE teacher in a depressingly under funded school thought of just throwing together what they had
RockPusher: lrrDARK
Izandai: Shit, now all my lands are mountains!
ShortRound2099: lrrWOW
PhoenixMelior: Shark Week time
offbeatwitch: also were you meant to also film the youtube video scene against the greenscreen
Rockario: And kids loved it
ContingentCat: lrrDARK
nautiusminimus: Menses literally means "months" in Latin.
PhoenixMelior: or as Clueless would say it, 'ridin' the crimson wave'
TheMadPunter: lrrHEART Kathleen
DigitalSeahorse: TheMadPunter, I'm thinking probably like a volleyball which would hurt but not break nose probably
Solipsody: If say you're a member of the Menses Society pretty fast, people might be impressed.
beowuuf: ow, manarch!
ContingentCat: *tips hat* M'narch
Phosphatide: i didn't know a word could like someone's narch
TheMadPunter: @Solipsody I JUST got that 😄
ZealousCrow: Rockario Man that looks stupid fun
TheSpindash: Broomball looks like upside-down lacrosse
DigitalSeahorse: "sick plot"
Rockario: @ZealousCrow It was very dumb fun, yeah.
Rockario: My school played broomball when we went to the rink because it didn't require skates
Izandai: S I C K
DigitalSeahorse: :D
Izandai: P L O T
Phosphatide: pick slot
thundershot879: get that plot to a doctor!
Rockario: @ContingentCat Makes the game a lot slower, gotta make sure you don't fall over
TheMadPunter: (re. Broomball) O you wacky Canadians... Take me with you. Please.
ritchards: S I C C
DigitalSeahorse: tick slop
ContingentCat: @Rockario exactly, I'd think that would be counter to the goal
dialMforMara: Blizzards on the coast
Izandai: Everyone was fired for sexual harassment. Everyone. Every single one.
DigitalSeahorse: SICC
TheMadPunter: What show is Graham referencing?
Lucien0451: Random IT crowd reference!
ContingentCat: IT crowd I belive
Rockario: @ContingentCat Nah, the clomping and flailing is most of the appeal
Rockario: It's more like the soccer experience but on a smaller surface area, now that I think about it
beowuuf: i didn't realise chris morris was leaving the show, so his departure scene was quite unexpected
ContingentCat: @Rockario hm I guess I just don't get the appeal, which makes it indistinguishable from hockey, lacrosse, soccor etc
Izandai: That's an excellent line.
shdragon: "A youtube" hahaha
malc: Google accidentally deleted a YouTube the other day
sksoos: lmao
malc: for several hours
Phosphatide: just ask google Kappa
MousseFilledCat: I'm not understanding what the whole joke of this crapshot is
TheSpindash: I don't know, but someone last weekend does for about an hour.
Dared00: You should shoot the rant in 360p
iSmartMan1: Was there ever an explanation for why Youtube went down a few days ago?
offbeatwitch: nah format it like an overwatch dev update
shdragon: @MousseFilledCat Wait until you hear the rant that's coming up.
MousseFilledCat: But that's probably because I'm just getting it in pieces
RayFK: I think it scans better as a professional video?
DigitalSeahorse: it was 10 years ago
offbeatwitch: I agree with my husband, Ray
beowuuf: pelfies if you will
MousseFilledCat: @shdragon I figured that might be the case
DigitalSeahorse: probably rock band also I'm guessing
the_canuck_mystic: poor lighting is the default filter.
JonnyGlitch: I was slightly hopeful it was the actual internet apocalypse the other day, had my popcorn ready and everything will I realized if the internet went away I'd have no way of watching it
beowuuf: liar!
NathanJay_GA: !next
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Ashen_Prime: Should Graham had a different outfit for this?
Izandai: noice
JonnyGlitch: Devil Magic!
ContingentCat: fancy
JonnyGlitch: fix it in post
TheSpindash: @JonnyGlitch If a network falls in the woods and nobody's around to connect to it, does it make a sound?
JonnyGlitch: @TheSpindash yes, through me
PhoenixMelior: TEETH
RockPusher: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
JonnyGlitch: TEETH
DigitalSeahorse: JonnyGlitch, you live in Ontario? there was province wide outage here the day before yesterday
ShortRound2099: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
ContingentCat: thankyou heather
MilkInBag: D:
the_canuck_mystic: That gap.
Izandai: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
TragicMtG: Hodor why
DigitalSeahorse: TEETH :D
Scissorfarm: A happy pumpkin
NathanJay_GA: Imminennt pumpkin zoom.
RockPusher: Hai TQ slytqHi
the_canuck_mystic: My god, that gap.
ContingentCat: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
iSmartMan1: That pumpkin is disturbing
SlyTQ: slytqHi
RockPusher: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR slytqHate
emberBecky: such a beautiful pumpkin friend
El_Funko: I'm here to see my art
rustenskurk: Remember to floss your pumpkin
JonnyGlitch: @DigitalSeahorse there was a global one for Youtube on... Wednesday?
SlyTQ: lol Funko
Mystaira: slytqHi
TheElrad: slytqHi slytqHi Hey TQ
Scissorfarm: That pumpkin is shaped like a friend
UpstageJMC: Sttttooooopppp! Not the teeth!
Despoiler98: so many wardrobe changes
MousseFilledCat: Me three
thundervoice_1: gabyHi lrrSPOOP
malc: me too, K
mattman257700: Me 600
ContingentCat: me too
JonnyGlitch: Hi TQ
shdragon: I also an hungry. >.<
thundervoice_1: slytqHi slytqHi slytqHi
PhoenixMelior: I'm quite fine, actually
Izandai: lrrSPOOP
rendelnep: I had breakast
TheMandrew: w lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
ShortRound2099: lrrSPOOP
ContingentCat: lrrSPOOP
PhoenixMelior: though I do kind of want some Cheezies. (The Canadian variety)
Mystaira: lrrSPOOP
SydPreviouslyHeadache: lrrSPOOP
shdragon: Hi K!
VeinNetwork: Is that a pokemon go I saw on Kathleen's phone?
rendelnep: *breakfast
JonnyGlitch: Hi Kathleen!
ContingentCat: the much less disturbing pumpkin
Theycallmejokke: Rap for us Kathleen
DigitalSeahorse: JonnyGlitch, :O ...was it planned?.... I'm not sure if Toronto has part of their servers
UpstageJMC: Yay spoopy!
Orgmastron: It
shdragon: That is a massive Eevee. I want one.
ContingentCat: katesNice very autumnal
Orgmastron: It's so fulffy!
RockPusher: SlyTQ Seamus did an excellent job on CheckPoint slytqHeart slytqHug
Limhmm: neat
Redbassist: oh the plush is that big?!
TheSpindash: Kathleen is flipping off her camp
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSPOOP
ProfClarySage: You can get a giant Eevee?? omg
SlyTQ: @RockPusher oh thank you, he is a good good boy
DigitalSeahorse: CUTE
ProfClarySage: That is worth logging back in again, thanks :D
thundervoice_1: slytqHug slytqHi
JonnyGlitch: I wondering if I should through some buffalo wings in the oven for breakfast...
JonnyGlitch: throw*
DigitalSeahorse: slytqCat lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR katesNice hi, SlyTQ
PhoenixMelior: that's a spicy breakfast
Rockario: These permanent campsites remind me of my Grandparents who have a spot at a campground where people basically leave their campers year-round.
ContingentCat: @JonnyGlitch sounds good
TheSpindash: I can't say I love Pocket Camp, but if you haven't seen the Eevee & Isabelle pics on the Eevee twitter, you absolutely need to
dialMforMara: An eevee cafe like a cat cafe?
Rockario: Like, folks have built decks and sheds andd stuff around their campers. That's how "permanent" it is
thundervoice_1: slytqNom
Despoiler98: ohai TQ slytqHi
offbeatwitch: I think you should do a professional style video that looks like an overwatch dev update
rendelnep gives plush eevee a fire stone so he can have toasted marshmallows fo' daaaaaays
JonnyGlitch: I'm so sad there are no men'ss large Phases Scrub Edition shirts on the store
El_Funko: I don't know that a professional overwatch dev update begins with "No shit assholes"
ZealousCrow: Don't lose the gaff tape. The A1 will be pissed.
JonnyGlitch: I want to get that and the WZRD shirt for my crimmas
Barb4rian: I can't stop looking at the pumpkin....
El_Funko: It's the developer's smug update
offbeatwitch: @El_Funko idk, jeff would do that
offbeatwitch: remember the totally-ripped-off-from-ian-and-cam christmas stream?
RandomSeries: that "no shit assholes" bit caught me off-guard. perfect.
ZealousCrow: I love that pumpkin. Who carved it?
ContingentCat: Ian
RockPusher: now I'm thinking about all the ways you can name a Creed cover band Screed
El_Funko: Haha that's a thing from like the 50s tho
El_Funko: Everyone's done that
Anubis169: meow... manMARTIN
tenthtechpriest: because it's much easier than making something bad sound better
korvys: Ian, in TTSF
offbeatwitch: yeah I was kidding with the ripped off part
offbeatwitch: pumpkin carving was on TTSF last night
Redbassist: Teeth™
Rhynerd: Huh, I didn’t know there was a teeth pumpkin.
shdragon: "Feeble minded baboons" yayaya
thundervoice_1: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrJUDGE
Rockario: Gib WC4 plox lrrBEEJ
Izandai: I mean... Yes?
lucha_libro: I was gonna say.. wow doesn't have much of the charm it used too...
hippitybobbity: haha got em
Anubis169 huggles all the cool peeps
red_shoes_jeff: teeth...
ZealousCrow: I really like Paul's version of the line
delta__vee: katesLurk
korvys: My nostalgia for old wow is for a time where I (and my friends) had time to actually play it.
RockPusher: Anubis169 who is keeping their peeps in the refrigerator? Peeps in the microwave!
Rockario: I kinda want the Youtube video (or the watching the video part) to include the pumpkin
Lucien0451: Mankrik*
RogueLink: nice
rendelnep: RIP Mankirk's wie
JonnyGlitch: niiice
jeanyx: mankrik not mankirk
DragonMZ: lmao mankirk's wife
rendelnep: *mankrik
ContingentCat: yeah the youtube comments are going to be bad
frnknstn: Mankrik*
JonnyGlitch: I don't get the mankrik ref
N2Osferatu: Kirok's wife?
rendelnep: *wife
offbeatwitch: you should start with the video fullscreen and then cut to showing the video on a laptop when he says "you want your youth back" and maybe a shot of someone looking confused at the laptop
hippitybobbity: gotta disable then comments yo
nautiusminimus: For the joke, it might as well be mispronounced.
James_LRR: Nope. I fucked up. It’s Mankriks. iPhone autocorrects.
nautiusminimus: Might even be funnier that way.
Ashen_Prime: That's going to be a bitch to sync without a slate.
Anubis169: RockPusher: lol
Despoiler98: rotate TURNWAYS
RogueLink: hahaa
JonnyGlitch: I think Alex has a great slightly confused and perhaps offended look
malc: #BlameJames
Questhere: rotate the graham
DragonMZ: Everyone calls it Mankirk anyway
ChakatLunar: LUL
offbeatwitch: #BlameJames
Antiagone: But everyone called him Mankirk
SajuukSjet: #BlameJames
ShortRound2099: #BlameJames
RogueLink: haha
EvilBadman: Saying Mankrik's name wrong is fine enough anyhoo
ContingentCat: #blameAutocorrect
shdragon: Jaaaaaames!
Jondare: ehh, that seems like a mistake a suit might make
MilkInBag: booooooooooooooooo
Lazarenth: mankrik's wife
Antiagone: Hang on.... hang on...
offbeatwitch: james what have you been doing with a man named kirk
ContingentCat: don't kinkshame James
El_Funko: Man, Kirk's a real asshole
JonnyGlitch: Well Kirk is a man, we assume
ZealousCrow: You really don't lol
Rockario: I want to meet this man, Kirk
TheSpindash: "A Murder Occurs"
Mystaira: Naaah, leave it!
hippitybobbity: welp wrap it up, back to the drawingboard
jeanyx: krikshame james
Ashen_Prime: And slate this time!
nautiusminimus: You don't HAVE to. It's just as good mispronounced.
Despoiler98: JAAAAAAAMES
James_LRR: I have no fucking idea.
RogueLink: The warrens are in the Barrens.
Lazarenth: the orc is named mankrik, you look for his wife
JonnyGlitch: it's actually abbreviated to MoM
Izandai: katesLol
rendelnep: It's orcish
thundervoice_1: Maybe it is supposed to be barnes
offbeatwitch: LOL
Theycallmejokke: :D
hippitybobbity: would of woolcarp
SlyTQ: if they leave it LRR fans will not care WOW nerds WILL CARE
TehAmelie: Bold of Warcraft
SlyTQ: sooooo
JonnyGlitch: Morld of Marcraft
Mystaira: Beej at one point had children having privileges?
red_shoes_jeff: So, you win, then?
Solipsody: I feel like a Mankrik is what dudes get in their back from doing work that women do all the time without complaining.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: AM a WoW nerd. I whole heartedly agree with this.
Rockario: Holy moly, my first result searching Mankirk is the wiki article for "Mankrik's wife"
Lazarenth: too real FeelsBadMan
ContingentCat: Wow nerds are going to get their jimmies rustled about this anyways
TehAmelie: i have spent 13 years thinking it "was" Mankirk, myself
ZeroArcana: scurred the blurns
ZealousCrow: I still like Paul's version "Did you think we spent the last 13 years trying to make the game WORSE?"
Lazarenth: Mankrik's wife wasnt even ahrd to find, i dont know why it became a meme
JonnyGlitch: cue someone going on a multi paragraph rant in the comments detailing exactly how some of the early patches ruined the game
ShatteredShamrock: boom
SlyTQ: there we goooo
SlyTQ: gg all
iSmartMan1: "countless of hours"?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: lrrGOAT
SlyTQ: @iSmartMan1 SHHHH
TheSpindash: *Drops mic.* *Breaks actually rather expensive mic*
SlyTQ: people have bad grammar
hippitybobbity: Count Less of House Hours
tenthtechpriest: baby come back. you can blame it all on beej
Solipsody: But mispronouncing Mankrik was unrealistic?
delta__vee: who is mankrik
James_LRR: To be fair. I wrote this and I’m Still playing wow classic day one
TehAmelie: i'm sure some people will actually feel young again for a while, and those are who Blizzard are banking on
El_Funko: Hell yeah day one classic
hippitybobbity: manqirq
dialMforMara: Man Krikking! GRAAH
El_Funko: I'm going to fuck some kobolds up
frnknstn: There was an orc in the middle of the savannah
Jondare: James_LRR Same
TheSpindash: @James_LRR I mean, that's true for the most vocal complainers.
jeanyx: there actually is an even more meta joke about mankrik vs mankirk
rustenskurk: A mission where the objective was notoriously hard to find
Rockario: It looks like it's just a lvl15 quest
PhoenixMelior: Mankrik: He's a man named Krik. He has a wife. It's very exciting
shdragon: There was an Orc that couldn't find his wife. It turned into a meme because this was before the map to.ld you where the quest destination was, so you had to find her manually.
Lazarenth: It's an old quest in the Barrens where you have to find the dead wife of an orc named Mankrik. And people couldnt find her so it was always a big discussion point in the chat
nautiusminimus: Mankrik's wife was one of the most difficult quests to complete, because you had no idea where to find her. And it was in the biggest zone in the game.
RockPusher: lrrBEEJ RELEASE!!!
frostfeuer: Basically, it was a orc quest giver who wife is dead. You had to find her but there was no indication on the map where to find her
Questhere: o_O
beowuuf: (release soul)
orellien2773: It's a pretty simple mission in WoW that wasn't very well signposted. The big problem was that it was a quest in the biggest and most populated zone, so a lot of people kept having to ask.
ContingentCat: gesuntheit?
EvilBadman: Mankrik was a quest in WoW, that a lot of users didn't know how to find. It was all the chat meme.
ShatteredShamrock: kinda like when i link any of the MtG crapshots to my friends who don't play "EXPLAIN THE JOKES"
MorteusNL: a quest everyone does is looking for mankrik's wife in the barrens, everyone in the general chat for the barrens kept asking where she was and it became a meme
frostfeuer: You had to follow text directions an hints
DigitalSeahorse: lrrBEEJ released
hippitybobbity: beej what the bell was that
rendelnep: It was a early quest in the barrens that almost every new player asked
hippitybobbity: the eagle was released?
Jondare: It's a well known quest because it's in one of the biggest zones, and there was no indication of WHERE the wfie was, so chat was filled with new players asking where mankriks wife is
beowuuf: rotten egg situation
MilkInBag: s-so
frnknstn: WoW didn't have the same minimap features and quest tracker back then
RockPusher: That is how Beej turns into a magic girl
RassilonDND: in the barrens area there was a quest to find mankriks wife. people would constantly ask in region chat where she was.
RockPusher: *magical
ritchards: Mankrik's Spokesman
nautiusminimus: In short: Big zone + unclear directions = extremely frustrating quest.
TheSpindash: XD I like "countless of hours"
KharadBanar: This is actually kind of spokesman-esque
offbeatwitch: I like how "trust me, we've tried" makes it sound like they tried to build a time machine
rendelnep: She was a corpse
MorteusNL: it was a corpse
PhoenixMelior: the wife was dead
TheMandrew: She was dead
emberBecky: to find her body
frostfeuer: She was dead
lucha_libro: her corpse was
jeanyx: you didnt know she was dead until you found her corpse
DigitalSeahorse: F
ContingentCat: or maybe she fled
RassilonDND: she went missing. we find her dead.
Izandai: I dunno, if I died I'd want my body to be found.
Despoiler98: good lord Beej
rendelnep: they weere plains
lucha_libro: And then Mankrik was sad, and came back in a later expansion, still sad and mad
DrWreckage: That which is dead cannot die
offbeatwitch: except beej
orellien2773: It's more of a Savannah. >_>
TheMandrew: She was Schroedinger's Wife
offbeatwitch: beej is eternal
DigitalSeahorse: lrrBEEJ
rustenskurk: The Barrens are more like a savannah
ContingentCat: thanks Beej
Rockario: Just 'cause it HAPPENS doesn't mean it's OKAY
beowuuf: that is now the actual crapshot
MilkInBag: you cannot kill what you did not create
DoodlestheGreat: Not me! I'm going to live foreverrrrrr.... *craps out at computer desk*
beowuuf: tos be damned
enkil_42: Forsaken
RockPusher: In the Beej of the Mountain King
NarishmaReborn: ah daily drop
ThorSokar: Crowbar is READY
hippitybobbity: yesssss
tenthtechpriest: because of the LRRniversary stream
korvys: @red_shoes_jeff boo
Rockario: @MilkInBag Tell that to all the mosquitos I've squashed in my life lrrBEEJ
lucha_libro: "YOu won;t catch me dying! You'll have to call kill me before I Die!"
ChakatLunar: she was killed by one of the tribes that lives in the Barrens, leading to a one-orc crusade to get revenge
ContingentCat: how was it?
Izandai: @red_shoes_jeff nice
lucha_libro: -call
NarishmaReborn: c r o w b a r
frnknstn: @red_shoes_jeff boooooo
DoodlestheGreat: It's a 5.
TragicMtG: Oh well, now I need to watch all daily drops again... or at least 5 I guess
DrWreckage: If it has no calories how does it quench hungry?
red_shoes_jeff: My work here is done!
NathanJay_GA: Yeah, my favourite part of the LRR15 stream was being reminded of the Daily Drop music
beowuuf: blandness really satisfies
Theycallmejokke: Ah!
RockPusher: Not Great, Not Awful - a ringing endorsement
NarishmaReborn: wow
Theycallmejokke: Magic!
Izandai: Good lord.
TragicMtG: No
LoadingReadyRun: What an amazing magic trick!
ContingentCat: it looks wrong
KidSpanner: Remember the Johnny series?
ZealousCrow: Graham in a polo shirt just makes me think of that frat bro character of his
jeanyx: now eschange pants
shdragon: That's why glasses exist. To get dirty!
TheSpindash: Speaking of the Daily Drop, is the new Escapist capable of re-uploading the old videos?
beowuuf: baldrick, two people you know very well have swapped clothes, and now you don't know which is which
red_shoes_jeff: Having the bottom button undone is FASHIONABLE.
Solipsody: Now switch facial hair!
AGiantRoach: glasses are always dirty
rendelnep: the 18beej overture. they use *burp* release instead of cannons
MilkInBag: that's why you have a dirt pair of glasses, just to collect dirt, and a clean one that dodges the dirt
iSmartMan1: Weirdly, cleaning my glasses makes them so clear that they hurt my eyes
DigitalSeahorse: DrWreckage, protein but it's not a lasting crunch
TheMandrew: Graham looks like a basic white guy
TheMandrew: like he'd live in the suburbs
cheetoJack: yeah Graham looks like 10 people I work with
Rockario: Okay, I'm new to glasses. Do you not qwipe them off AS SOON as they get a smudge?
ContingentCat: "graham's a little strange but not really" is pretty true even out of contenx
shdragon: UM.
ContingentCat: *context
beowuuf: yeah, rapidfire series 3 available somewhere would be cool :)
Izandai: @Rockario Often you don't immediately notice. Your brain filters them out.
RockPusher: Long-sleeve polos WutFace
Solipsody: That's a henley, isn't it?
ZealousCrow: I don't think I've ever seen a long sleeve polo
iSmartMan1 nervously looks at his closet full of long-sleeved polos
ExitPursuedByABear: aren't long-sleeve polos basically just rugby shirts?
hippitybobbity: heugh nooooooooo
0x6772: I believe "long sleeved polos" are often also called "rugby shirts".
maxturkeyflaps: I.... can't imagine a long-sleeve polo.
ExitPursuedByABear: like the ones with the ruber buttons
maxturkeyflaps: Oh wait, right. Rugby shirt.
ExitPursuedByABear: okay, someone else is with me
hippitybobbity: that's not right man
red_shoes_jeff: Yeah. Weird. *hides shirts*
DigitalSeahorse: protein > calories which can be empty causing sugars to crash harder faster better stronger
MilkInBag: baseball shirts?
DragonMZ: Are last Tsukino-con staff shorts had 3/4 sleeves and its so weird
DragonMZ: Our*
DragonMZ: shirts*
dialMforMara: Raglan and 3/4 sleeves are not the same thing. Raglan is a way of attaching sleeves to a sweater
DragonMZ: I cant type
maxturkeyflaps: @ExitPursuedByABear As soon as you used the term "rugby shirt" I could picture it.
dialMforMara: I don’t like 3/4 sleeves, but full sleeves are often too long for me
ContingentCat: as someone who fidgits with my sleeves I don't like short sleeves
ZeroArcana: i'm cold
Izandai: slytqLewd
offbeatwitch: l-lewd
malc: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult, preferably a trained physiatrist.
maxturkeyflaps: Captivating footage
DigitalSeahorse: this blows :P
AGiantRoach: its 30C here. I'll trade you all
TheElrad: slytqLewd slytqLewd slytqLewd
BlueMechanic: woo soup
RockPusher: Soup lrrAWESOME
VeinNetwork: The pokemon multiverse multi-timeline theory!
TehAmelie: i'm cold, but i'm somewhere else
Mystaira: I sympathize with being freezing when nobody else is.
Foxmar320: hello chat
TheSpindash: Man, tortilla soup sounds good right now
Rexx6520: The cold is my favorite time of the year
Izandai: katesLol
Despoiler98: YAY HODOR
hippitybobbity: how does tortilla soup even work
RockPusher: Hello Foxmar foxmarLOVE
DigitalSeahorse: is that frost on the board? lol
Questhere: noo, i want to watch it dry!
Izandai: katesLol katesLol
KharadBanar: Paul Yester?
MilkInBag: nice try
TehAmelie: a bread bowl soup where the bread is a tortilla? i can't guess
Foxmar320: hey RockPusher
maxturkeyflaps: @hippitybobbity It has the ingredients of a taco in a tomato broth with strips of tortilla chips
ContingentCat: lrrWOW
ZealousCrow: The water isn't on the surface lol
RogueLink: lol
delta__vee: I deduce that your paper towel is also polyester KappaRoss
malc: lol
ChakatLunar: :D
Slurpee_E: lrrWOW
walkwithoutrhythm: diluted vinegar works really well
ShatteredShamrock: lrrWOW lrrSPOOP
DigitalSeahorse: it made a clip! it wasn't a waste!
NathanJay_GA: Desert Bus mystery box?
ContingentCat: Paper towel can go in the green bin
Archonic_Energy: someone please feed Kathleen
Foxmar320: this week has been a downer tbh
hippitybobbity: @maxturkeyflaps so you cook the already baked corn in the soup?
CaptainSpam: You just killed, like, five or six environments! At once!
RockPusher: The hungry ennui of Kathleen De Veer
TheSpindash: If you take a hammer to the chalkboard, it won't remove the marks, but it will make you feel better
RockPusher: *Vere
maxturkeyflaps: @hippitybobbity Um... no, you cook the soup and add sour cream, salsa, and tortilla strips to the hot soup in the bowl.
keeperboy000: Hey just saying... anything that makes the stream highlights is never a waste =)
red_shoes_jeff: Let me make myself abundantly clear. I LOVE 3/4 sleeve shirts, because I am a tall fellow with long, gangly-ass arms. And I will fight to the death for those shirts. And I will have superior reach BECAUSE of my long, gangly-ass arms.
FlyingUltraCar: so, where on the anatomy is the mankrik?
dialMforMara: So that’s what gnosticism is
ritchards: I love Univorse!
hippitybobbity: @maxturkeyflaps fair enough I suppose
dialMforMara: @flyingultracar i have a mankrik in my nek
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ZealousCrow: Paul, can you do the thing?
maxturkeyflaps: @hippitybobbity, When done correct it is wonderful comfort food
cheetoJack: Head and shoulders above Myth!
Batyn: More Tactical than strategy
ShatteredShamrock: meanwhile at 343i lrrSPOOP
FlyingUltraCar: @dialMforMara I have a chiroproctor I can reccomend
MrUglama: There should be a Crapshot about actual Crap Shot(Gun)
BasilHunter: I did
MorteusNL: 3d rts like Brutal Legend?
BasilHunter: and Myth2
DragonMZ: but have you played GrimGrimoire which is a 2D rts for PS2
hippitybobbity: reach?
sjcTheos: 4Head
MousseFilledCat: Really Graham?
Theycallmejokke: There was a terrible Halo RTS
マット清水: Halo Wars? or something
ContingentCat: thanks I hate it
PhoenixMelior: Graham I'm upset
Foxmar320: The Bungie cloud is breaking lots of wind
r10pez10: frrt
TheSpindash: XD I do enjoy that the joke is "I found a way to make one universe, by having a multiverse!"
red_shoes_jeff: @MrUglama I think they've done one like that already. Or similar.
Fugi: Halo Wars?
hippitybobbity: lore_fart.wav
frostfeuer: Halo Wras
Foxmar320: Xur? is a good one
frostfeuer: Wars*
ExitPursuedByABear: I like that these all look like farts coming out of the multi-cheeked Bungie butt, which is my new favorite thing I've ever typed
A_Dub888: !card zur
LRRbot: Found 16 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
A_Dub888: !card zur the enchanter
LRRbot: Zur the Enchanter [1WUB] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [1/4] | Flying / Whenever Zur the Enchanter attacks, you may search your library for an enchantment card with converted mana cost 3 or less and put it onto the battlefield. If you do, shuffle your library.
hippitybobbity: Black Garden!
EvilBadman: I Love Bees
JonnyGlitch: Bungie Farts
Foxmar320: Id say "The Nine" but then we are going too deep
NathanJay_GA: Maybe a venn diagram?
TehAmelie: such a tangled web of fart clouds, i love it
malc: !findquote butts
LRRbot: Quote #2107: "Butt Domination! That's also illegal in many places, but some people are into that." —Paul [2016-03-16]
cheetoJack: so if Bungie is some sort of God, does that mean Master Chief is a prophet?
red_shoes_jeff: !findbutts
LRRbot: Behind you.
red_shoes_jeff: AAH!
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i cant unsee it
nautiusminimus: Heroes of the Skydive?
LbxAni: aimzBB aimzBB
DigitalSeahorse: !butts
ExitPursuedByABear: You're welcome, chat <3
nautiusminimus: I mean, Blizzard is to storm as bungie is to skydiving, right?
JonnyGlitch: mispell it as Mster Chef.
TheSpindash: I think I saw Multi-Cheek Bungie-Butt play at a club in Boston once.
El_Funko: Boy do I want a "Nathan Fillion" which links to both Destiny and Halo
Foxmar320: Graham plz
JonnyGlitch: Master Chef*
delta__vee: It's all I can do to not make an "oh you mean riven?" joke
BasilHunter: Myth 2: Soulblighter
TehAmelie: Master Chief was always the herald of the "cool games for cool kids" age
Arikell: did he gain sentience and then they took it away?
Foxmar320: Xur also needs an overhaul. His inventory sucks.
RockPusher: Nooooo!
offbeatwitch: I mean, Minecraft has "Removed Herobrine" as their patch note lore
DigitalSeahorse: his Will was another guy named Will
beowuuf: we exiiiiist!
TheSpindash: I'm not here.
Slurpee_E: lrrAWW
NarishmaReborn: unfuck this twitch app
ExitPursuedByABear: spooooopy!
TheSpindash: I'm over there.
RockPusher: Graham will not be able to see our hot takes!
ExitPursuedByABear: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
Fugi: it's friday, twitch app is taking a break
thundervoice_1: !findquote chat
LRRbot: Quote #2870: "Chat can't be right all the time." —James [2016-06-24]
offbeatwitch: well we're still live
lare291: @offbeatwitch Yeah but that's patch note lore, not lore in patch notes
NathanJay_GA: stream is still ok
MTGJudge_Seawee: Crapshot Mama?
red_shoes_jeff: GRAHAM! FOLLOW THE SOUND OF MY ... TEXT!
Despoiler98: dont TOUCH IT
RockPusher: lrrFINE
Pteraspidomorphi: Weird, mine had issues too
offbeatwitch: @lare291 well it's part of the lore of Herobrine
JonnyGlitch: Have you tried turning it off and on again?
lare291: @offbeatwitch Which is noncanon anyway
Noodles_15: Russian hackers?
MTGJudge_Seawee: *flails into the wifi*
NathanJay_GA: The wee-fees are escaping!
DigitalSeahorse: there was a province wide outage in Ontario so if you had stuff going through Toronto servers that'd be it probably's back now though
JonnyGlitch: Paul you should be able to manually hold the Wi-Fi while the router resets
AGiantRoach: Don't disturb all the wee-fees
Solipsody: Maybe someone snuck a dreamcatcher into the office.
offbeatwitch: I'm pretty sure herobrine counts as canon
TehAmelie: didn't Paul turn Beej into a router?
offbeatwitch: sure it's never been in the actual game
offbeatwitch: but it's part of the game's myths
nautiusminimus: I thought he turned a router into Beej.
JonnyGlitch: Doesn't the Toilet double as a server?
NathanJay_GA: Time for IP over Avian Carrier
MTGJudge_Seawee: Tri-injuries
rogerivany: The trifecta
NarishmaReborn: serge, the eminently injurable
RockPusher: benginRip sergeHeart sergeFriend
malc: Serge getting injured? Desert Bus must be coming up
PhoenixMelior: Serge is injury prone. He sacrifices much for comedy. And Desert Bus.
Solipsody: He needs to drink more Teeth Milk.
TheSpindash: Does Serge have a gypsy curse? I'm convinced he does.
Questhere: how often does serge get injured at the moonbase?
JonnyGlitch: Is Serge singlehandedly responsible for your insurance premiums going up for the moonbase?
ExitPursuedByABear: just the tip?
shdragon: Those look like fart clouds. >.>
ShatteredShamrock: THE POLO SUB UNIVERSE
ContingentCat: wait did Serge get hurt again?
PhoenixMelior: but you made Friday Nights and commodoreHUSTLE into the same universe!
JonnyGlitch: CCU?
MorteusNL: Only Beej has the power to create universes
ExitPursuedByABear: but the shared crapshot MULTIVERSE?
Invitare: technically you're the ones creating universes
ritchards: But Greg and Dave's Spokesman and the mercenaries!
JonnyGlitch: CRCU? Croo?
Rockario: @PhoenixMelior Well, more like divergent universes
lare291: Crapshot Universe is separate from cH Universe
nautiusminimus: I thought Friday Nights and CommodoreHustle were like two of the three split timelines in The Legend of Zelda.
PhoenixMelior: Rockario I recall them mentioning filming one in the other
TheSpindash: This is the Reverse Crapshot Universe. you can tell because Graham is dressed like Beej and Beej is dressed like Graham.
NathanJay_GA: lrrSPOOP
nautiusminimus: And "It's Magic" corresponded to "Ocarina of Time".
JonnyGlitch: All cH Crapshots are fart related
ShatteredShamrock: oops
beowuuf: yeah sure, that'll work :p
Rockario: @PhoenixMelior I don't remember this
Invitare: a what?
ExitPursuedByABear: moo!
NathanJay_GA: DAMMIT
RogueLink: teeeeth
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
Solipsody: I believe the Crapshot universe is a bubble-universe that formed within the cH universe and is slowly consuming it.
Rockario: Bruce Willis, Bruce Lee, Jet Lee
JonnyGlitch: the cH Fart Connected Universe
Questhere: hah, im tinking of a rhino
MTGJudge_Seawee: am judge
Mystaira: Are you sure the pumpkin isn't Jackie Chan?
FlyingUltraCar: do rhinos count?
thundervoice_1: Elephant lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
DigitalSeahorse: quick think of NOT TEETH!
RockPusher: Moby, moby, moby, moby, michael stipe, moby moby
lare291: cH Crapshot Universe is of course separate as well
corsairwind: benginTraitor
ExitPursuedByABear: you see, that's the Infinity Pumpkin of Teeth
ShortRound2099: Jackie always okay
TehAmelie: for a moment, i couldn't picture an elephant but only came up with a crocodile. does that count?
hippitybobbity: jacky chan is pure Libido
JonnyGlitch: I make the Jackie Chan noises when I make the sex on a lady
thegreatwyrdling: No because you see, that the crapshot universe is a dark mirrior real life! As written by Cameron!
ExitPursuedByABear: there are twelve other Infinity Pumpkins in the LRR cinematic universe
keeperboy000: Here me out the universe is the one that is the real one where they make the crapshots *mind blown*
hippitybobbity: 120 a month? I cant even make that
nautiusminimus: At least some of the Crapshots are connected to at least some of the old LRR sketches. (See: Krog)
hippitybobbity: how do you go that low?
hippitybobbity: you must be very rich indeed to get your monthlies that low
PhoenixMelior: hippitybobbity Jackie Chan may live in an Asian country?
PhoenixMelior: where US dollars carry a lot of weight
TheSpindash: Crapshot #999: Alex wakes up. "Maaan, I just dreamed we made an ass-load of really tiny shorts." The End.
hippitybobbity: oh he would live in china yes, that does help
JonnyGlitch: @PhoenixMelior notes are lighter
hippitybobbity: depends where though, can't pull that one in downtown Shanghai
Solipsody: @TheSpindash Cut to Graham holding a box of hotpants.
PhoenixMelior: I was gonna say China but I didn't want to be wrong?
JonnyGlitch: nice
Alephred: I'm pretty sure Jackie Chan lives in Hong Kong.
lare291: A murder ensues
PhoenixMelior: I don't often think about where Jackie Chan lives
ExitPursuedByABear: Even further removed: we are told a murder then occured
Solipsody: He lives inside us all.
Telnaior: how hard is it to just hold up a boom like that?
lare291: A murder, totally unrelated to the previous scene, occurs
JonnyGlitch: I can honestly say I've never thought about where Jackie Chan lives, or, nearly any celebrity
TheSpindash: I would love a "A Murder Occurs" emote, but I feel like that might be a TOS problem.
SandwichKed: used to be HK for sure but after the unification I thought he'd moved
JonnyGlitch: except Beej of course, but I know where Beej lives lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ lrrBEEJ
red_shoes_jeff: I know exactly where Jackie Chan lives. Within each and everyone of us.
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:02:18.
Alephred: I have held a boom. It's harder than it looks, but still not that hard.
hippitybobbity: also it was Chow Yun Fat who lives on 120 buckos btw, not jackie chsn
TehAmelie: consider: we only have to design a very shallow and very wide universe to fit all the crapshots
lare291: Why don't they just record on their phones and use the built-in mic? It's basically the same thing
lare291: [A murder occurs]
keeperboy000: Wait did he say mating patters or knitting patterns?
JonnyGlitch: Hang on, isn't Beej's explanation literally Planescape? Is that the joke?
SajuukSjet: graham really helping out with those expressions :D
PhoenixMelior: JonnyGlitch yes.
MTGJudge_Seawee: sounds not crazy enough
Rockario: @lare291 That probably has a lot of long specific answers
JonnyGlitch: @PhoenixMelior lrrGOAT there
madmanoreo: {exit pursued by a bear}
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Featherweight_: Beej looks a lot like mark ruffalo from this angle
TheSpindash: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always tired.
thundervoice_1: musical cameras
RockPusher: Featherweight_ you wouldn't like Beej when he's angry lrrBEEJ
thundervoice_1: it's a really knotty cable
ZealousCrow: Has someone not been wrapping over under?
PhoenixMelior: that's his secret, Mark Ruffalo is Beej
Jondare: Please don't kink shame the cables
Orgmastron: Kinky Kappa
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: LRR got some interesting cables
Noodles_15: Kinky
ContingentCat: It's been hanging out wit that kinky cable
TheOtherTrevor: createrverse
shdragon: Sarcasm levels off the charts.
MilkInBag: almost 4:20
PhoenixMelior: school's out completely!
ritchards: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we are playing Commander Planechase! It's gonna be silly. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PDT (2:43 from now).
thundervoice_1: !quote beej
LRRbot: Quote #995: "My shit's hidden away." —Beej [2015-10-30]
Jondare: You did the Cam Sarcasm proud
RockPusher: Vidya Games!
TheSpindash: !quote video games
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
ExitPursuedByABear: my hs let out at 2:10 pm
frnknstn: Did they record the planescape line?
RockPusher: Siri, lrrEFF off
ChakatLunar: :D
r10pez10: it's not me, it's you, siri
Mystaira: lrrSPOOP
malc: O_o
DigitalSeahorse: xD
emberBecky: accept it, Siri.
ContingentCat: sleep forever Siri
Rockario: Siri-ously, please go away
TheOtherTrevor: creepy
DigitalSeahorse: :O
Invitare: "I can't do that Graham"
MilkInBag: D:
offbeatwitch: SIRI NEVER SLEEPS
Krokaar: that was creepy af
offbeatwitch: LOL
Theycallmejokke: Sorry, I can't do that Dave
ChakatLunar: lrrSPOOP
DigitalSeahorse: Siri lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Rockario: Government isn't monitoring you, Apple is
cheetoJack: E A T T H E R I C H
offbeatwitch: kathleen telling it like it is
red_shoes_jeff: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
PhoenixMelior: addquote: "Siri never sleeps." - Siri
ContingentCat: that bar is surprisingly low
RockPusher: Take that, go into the sea sergeIntoTheSea
r10pez10: background teeth
ritchards: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:09:13.
AshBurnem: <3
Krokaar: I like to imagine the cheshire cat just follows Kathleen around
NathanJay_GA: Good Crapshoots, thanks for the stream lrrHEART
thundervoice_1: start where you want Paul
ContingentCat: just filming no editing?
gnome_friend: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The crew plays offline MtG with real cards! This week we are playing Commander Planechase! It's gonna be silly. Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 06:00 PM PDT (2:40 from now).
Telnaior: oh it's the end huh
ThorSokar: yes, yes it is
NathanJay_GA: cheer50
RockPusher: Beej needs an avatar... I wonder where he could get one of those lrrBEEJ
therisingtithes_: there's a muffin ticker now? I haven't been here in a while
dialMforMara: lrrHEART @rockpusher
SquareDotCube: Of course you do Beej, you showed us two LRLs ago lrrBEEJ
RockPusher: dialMforMara lrrAWESOME
malc just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. malc subscribed for 49 months in a row!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, malc! (Today's storm count: 32)
r10pez10: semaphore secret messages
cat_jpg: good jobs lrrsmen
cat_jpg: it was a good craps
PhoenixMelior: aww, Paul hasn't updated the muffin to frown yet
TheOtherTrevor: "fun"
MilkInBag: isnt that like 24 hours for a single game?
Krokaar: Beej thats not new
PhoenixMelior: TEETH
RockPusher: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
beowuuf: thanks!
TheOtherTrevor: Teeth!
Krokaar: teef
malc: TEETH
TragicMtG: FEETH wait no
ContingentCat: TEEF
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Lucien0451: TEETH!
red_shoes_jeff: TEEF
SandwichKed: I had nightmares about toothy holes in the ground after seeing that carved.
Scissorfarm: TEETH!
DigitalSeahorse: TEEF
ChakatLunar: TEETH
NathanJay_GA: TEEF
ZeromuS_: TEEF
Stoffern: Teethlings?
lare291: TEE
Mystaira: Teefling
lare291: TEEF
dialMforMara: Teef Robles
Featherweight_: crapshoots D&D shared universe confirmed
Dix: Toofs?
r10pez10: toofa
PhoenixMelior: !findquote teeth
LRRbot: Quote #2448: "Brushing your teeth doesn't solve a toothache." —Paul [2016-05-04]
DigitalSeahorse: too true