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Mysticman89: <blue light here>
Tomasu82: woo.
TXC2: CONTACT!
TXC2: here we GO!
ruscobrog: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
TXC2: CHEETOS!
TXC2: PLA TY PUS
Amentur: PLA TY PUS
oakentree: plat-y-pus!
TXC2: LIMOUSINE
Amentur: LIMOUSINE lrrAWESOME
Gen2Gengar: The GOAT is here seabatBRAIN lrrGOAT
TXC2: Hello Adam
boristhewizard: He speaks!
Nightvalien28: sup you beautiful nerd
ruscobrog: GOT THERE
Amentur: Good morning Adam-friend
Ravynn: Yoooooooo Adam
Kikazi: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE seabatBRAIN
Going_Medium: We're here?
Mysticman89: hi adam. hi adam's beard.
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Ravynn: We're. HEREEEEEEEEE
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Nightvalien28: dude you look so fresh and slick it is amazing, your beard looks great
JonnyGlitch: He's here! lrrHORN seabatBRAIN
EricTheOrange: eyyyy, it's muh favorite boy!
cbjamo: Sup duders
RogueLink: Morning Adam! Fighting just bosses is seabatBRAIN
TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS!
JonnyGlitch: Hi Adam! Hi Chat!
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
oakentree: doing okay, all things considered
Ravynn: First! That's how the kids do it right?
SenseAmidstMadness: Dark souls but just bosses? So basically, what you've trained all your life for?
meeple0: gabyHi aeroHey Hello Adam and chat!
TXC2: hello JonnyGlitch welcome
JonnyGlitch: Hi @TXC2
harvester369: hi adam
boristhewizard: Nice metal album logo
TXC2: hello meeple0 and harvester369 welcome
JonnyGlitch: So when every enemy is a boss fight, where do you go from there?
SenseAmidstMadness: Hmm. Menu not centered?
Ravynn: "Been sitting on this game since WEDNESDAY" Like a peasant
meeple0: gabyHi aeroHey @txc2
RogueLink: Subsequent
JonnyGlitch: dammit I had that idea like last week
oakentree: wait, do we get character customisation?
Mysticman89: consecutive
TXC2: subsequent
Gen2Gengar: OOOH it's THAT game!
Ravynn: Consecutive or Subsequent
SenseAmidstMadness: Is the game lrrEFF ed or is the capture lrrEFF ed?
Nightvalien28: you got there
ScoopsPlushie: Hi, Adam. (n.n)
Nightvalien28: that sounds difficult
r_craddz: Subsequent
JonnyGlitch: Sinner pre-stole my idea before I had it!
JonnyGlitch: I'm totally going to sue
RogueLink: Can you fight bosses in any order?
lifecharacter: Time for many first tries.
Gen2Gengar: The TRailer for that game was great
JonnyGlitch: no wait I already did
TXC2: consecquent Kappa
Nightvalien28: hello child
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RavingPenguin: doodlecheer100 My favorite streamer!
Tangsm: I like that his helmet has bangs.
TheAmazingHobo: oh god, it´s everyone´s first D&D character: Edgelord McSwordface
FoxBoxGamers: consecutive + subsequent
Kikazi: beating each consecutive boss has consequences seabatBRAIN
JonnyGlitch: that looks like a healgood item
TXC2: we go into the shadow realm when we roll :p
EricTheOrange: lookit our silly big head
lifecharacter: Sword, Big Sword, Javelins?
RavingPenguin: Got enough swords there Jethro?
JonnyGlitch: because if you didn't have a spear you'd question why
oakentree: that... sounded a LOT like a dark souls sound
TXC2: so we start off real powerful, then get weaker?
boristhewizard: @theamazinghobo hey hey hey, mine was edgelordmcwarlock face. big difference.
rocketjohn: Adam.. greetings m'dude
wintermelonandteeth: Hi Adam! lrrSPOOP slytqHi sergeHi
rocketjohn: Howdy chat team
EricTheOrange: whats our shuffle like?
TXC2: hello rocketjohn and wintermelonandteeth wewlcome
TheAmazingHobo: boristhewizard spells are just swords that come from your mind
JonnyGlitch: I assume you'll be ditching some gear from the aesthetics
n_mandrag: This person is carying a significant amount of weapons
lifecharacter: That was a pretty easy first boss.
JonnyGlitch: ditch the healing item first
RavingPenguin: He died because he was blocking Kappa
Gen2Gengar: The animations are very DS1
JonnyGlitch: shieldbreak mechanic nice
EricTheOrange: are we a child? these people are like 2 feet taller than us
lifecharacter: That spear thrust is basically the same as the hollows.
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Are we puncturing the ghosts?
TXC2: footsies, by The Way
oakentree: we can just headcannon it's thanos under the helmet right?
JonnyGlitch: you're the bomb Adam
boristhewizard: Blocking is just footsies for people bad at video games Kappa
rocketjohn: is this a new game?
TheAmazingHobo: why are we playing as a very small, apparently very angry child?
lifecharacter: Fire paper seems to hurt us.
lifecharacter: Our health is dropping.
TXC2: seams so
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FoxBoxGamers: that's a good sign
accountmadeforants: Ah yes, enough room for twenty giant spears, but only two sheets of fire paper.
TheAwkes: This looks like one of those competent-parody-that-becomes-a-good-game-in-it's-own-right things.
TXC2: SUB HYPE 3
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
EricTheOrange: oh so that's why they are a gerber baby
Ravynn: What about Adam Jensen? Digital stabby boy?
JonnyGlitch: devs confirmed made this game just for you!
rocketjohn: And also you didn't ask for this
lifecharacter: White dude, beard, 8 feet tall. Perfect copy.
JonnyGlitch: you could totally pull him off in cosplay
Invitare: have you ever received something you didn't ask for?
n_mandrag: aside from the beard... nah. Jensen is rather skinny
boristhewizard: Adam confirmed Roman Reigns
Lyinginbedmon: I think we'd need to smush your face a bit too much to make you as angular as Jensen
TemporallyAwry: The lack of cybernetic sunglasses sorta ruins the likeness though.
samuraitiger19: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Adam's Gamehaus (Adam is in the house, the GAMEHAUS!! Game: Sinner: Sacrifice for Redemption) at Sat 11:00 AM PDT (4m ago).
Tangsm: Not Angry. Angronn. Totally different.
cutaos: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN lrrGREED lrrGREED
rocketjohn: Adam was I right in hearing that you're going to be on Fu¨t this evening?
Izandai: lrrGREED
JaymicUnyielding: So it's the Seven Deadly Sins?
lifecharacter: Greed comes first.
lifecharacter: Obvs.
adi_pie: Pick the blue one.
Amentur: lrrHEART lrrGREED lrrHEART
EricTheOrange: well we obvs have to go greed
TXC2: God sake my internet has been crap lately
TheAmazingHobo: anyone else getting strong conceptual Shaodw of the Colossus-vibes from this game?
ScoopsPlushie: Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid4 LUL PopCorn
Gen2Gengar: That's the 5th boss
Tangsm: Isn't Greed just Adam's final boss battle in real life?
ScoopsPlushie: xD
adi_pie: It's me!
Nightvalien28: lrrSLOTH
nullrush: ResidentSleeper
Amentur: lrrSLOTH
cutaos: ossloth
Izandai: lrrSLOTH
EricTheOrange: ohhhh it's teh 7 deadly sind
rocketjohn: Hrm. Slightly tropey to make Lust a woman. Always seems that people think it's more sinful for a woman to be lusty than a man.
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 12:00.
RavingPenguin: We're trogs not sloths >:C
CobaltShurikenReborn: rude
Mysticman89: Fight sneezy
nullrush: lrrGREED
RogueLink: the GREED
Izandai: So we've got greed and sloth. Y'all need emotes for the other 5 sins.
TXC2: start with lust, that the least deadly sin
Friedent: lrrGREED lrrGREED
JonnyGlitch: But Greed is your archnemisis Adam
rocketjohn: lrrCHKN <-- gluttony
cutaos: fgsLewd
Izandai: Eh, not really.
rocketjohn: lrrEFF <--- anger
RogueLink: This isn't a boss, this is a bridge NotLikeThis lol
ruscobrog: nowhere else to go but forward
TXC2: lrrCOW is Pride
lifecharacter: I mean, anything that has that buzzing chanting in the background is pretty spooky.
rocketjohn: lrrHORN <--- pride
Nightvalien28: lrrBEEJ lust?
JaymicUnyielding: GIT GREEDY
EricTheOrange: What are you playing this on?
cutaos: lrrSACK envy?
rocketjohn: i like it cutoas
n_mandrag: Oh joy... only 16h until SC VI is done downloading...
justwhatever_idk: lrrFRUMP envy
JaymicUnyielding: Plague Doctor's final evolution
cutaos: this boss / environment doesnt really scream greed to me
Nightvalien28: yeah I was expecting a hoard
Tangsm: There's no hope. He can't be distracted by anything shinier than you.
JonnyGlitch: looks like the poision reduces your stamina cap
justwhatever_idk: maybe there is a transformation
Lyinginbedmon: Might be a greed of the living kind of thing
TXC2: I mean the crow/plague doctor mask is a bit of a give away
JaymicUnyielding: LEECHES
JaymicUnyielding: EEEEEWWWWWW
Lyinginbedmon: "This is what happens if you try to hoard life and avoid death" sort of stuff
rocketjohn: are those eyeballs?!
Gen2Gengar: It seems you have natural regen
Lyinginbedmon: Those are definitely eyeballs
Ravynn: "Take this" faint pinging sound
rocketjohn: thatsapenis.gif
cutaos: there are a lot of phalic rocks around
TXC2: rocketjohn THANK YOU
cutaos: @rocketjohn exactly
justwhatever_idk: the Greed is represented in how this guy hoards all the phallic rocks
JonnyGlitch: I was wrong about the stamina thing
wintermelonandteeth: remember Adam, poison is bad
ruscobrog: GreeDy
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silenceaux: Wow yeah, those are really phallic
lifecharacter: !findquote r1
LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
TXC2: SUB HYPE 4
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
n_mandrag: I'm just glad I'm not the only one seeing that
Mysticman89: most people leak when hit with swords.
JonnyGlitch: "we just have to dodge better" hit by literally the first attack
TXC2: this is a very odd representation of greed to me
CobaltShurikenReborn: @txc2 right? im not getting any sense of greed other than the backstory telling me
rocketjohn: agreed, TXC2
adi_pie: Remember your ABCs, Always Be Chucking.
JonnyGlitch: it's greedy to try and cheat death?
rocketjohn: i mean it has a bit of a belly, if you look closely
silenceaux: Okay, the poison blood is a really clever mechanic imo. Self-balancing against rushdown
JonnyGlitch: it
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: This boss seems kinda nito
rocketjohn: and ravens are scavengers
cutaos: i guess a crow hording
rocketjohn: but still
TXC2: JonnyGlitch I feel that's more of a pride thing
KNACC: this game looks super cool so far!
cutaos: ya
rocketjohn: should have been a magpie
JonnyGlitch: it's not food greed, it's taking more life than is yours
ruscobrog: the greed comes from hitting him too much at once
TXC2: food greed is gluntony
rocketjohn: oh good point txc
n_mandrag: he does have a hole in his chest and you could say, death has to take everyones life - not being satisfied unless he collects everyone. Thus greed.
JonnyGlitch: @ruscobrog yeah, the battle is with *yourself*
rocketjohn: so yeah, hording corvid
rocketjohn: hoarding*
Lyinginbedmon: Floor is poison
Invitare: you appear to be dying
TXC2: retreat? why is that an option? Kappa
JonnyGlitch: to beat him, you must defeat your own greed
oakentree: i expect you to die mr bond
Macheya: Everybody walk the dinosaur!
ruscobrog: everybody do the dinosaur.
o0sk_ren0o: Everybodydo the dinosaur?
Tooslot: phase 2
CobaltShurikenReborn: i needu hearing
Macheya: This looks neat.
silenceaux: one flappy boi
JonnyGlitch: much better than sword and board
Lyinginbedmon: The way those eggs are shaped I keep expecting facehuggers
JonnyGlitch: I think you can hit the big orb
Macheya: Is that just a slug thing or a nemotoad?
FoxBoxGamers: the terror that flap_flap_flap.wav through the night
JonnyGlitch: @Macheya yes
TXC2: stays locked on = good camera?
ruscobrog: 2nd time much better
JonnyGlitch: 1/3 to go!
Lyinginbedmon: Ah so THAT is why this is the greed boss, he punishes being greedy! :D
Grescheks: you got caught up in the boss' greed!
lifecharacter: I feel like the flap was the wrong choice of animation.
Lyinginbedmon: 1/5 to go
rocketjohn: so if you get the poison bar all the way to the top, then you are poisoned?
TXC2: dont worry Adam, I NEVER know whats going on :P
Lyinginbedmon: Essentially yes @rocketjohn
RogueLink: Got em!
Grescheks: lrrGREED
silenceaux: I think the little ones were cursing you or something, that was a slightly different poison bar
Macheya: ew
Gen2Gengar: lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrGOAT
TXC2: lrrGREED
JonnyGlitch: eww
empyreon: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
Lord_Hosk: Hey adam... guess what?
Lyinginbedmon: lrrFINE
Master_Gunner: greed, you say
Lord_Hosk: you are amazing
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Shirts_: update from my hospital day they're only keeping me for a few more days
rocketjohn: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
Lyinginbedmon: lrrGREED
FoxBoxGamers: [sound of a plunger]
ruscobrog: elfunkChunk
cutaos: lrrGREED lrrHORN lrrGREED lrrHORN lrrHORN
lifecharacter: Now just poor that greed pollution into the water supply
rocketjohn: Shirts_ I take it that's good?
cutaos: lrrDILLY lrrDILLY lrrDILLY glutton
Swissfrankie: coming from the commercial on to the stream "thats wasnt that bad"
Grescheks: gluttony is food greed
Shirts_: yeah I've been here for almost a week
Shirts_: but everything is looking good
lifecharacter: Let's fight a Yordo.
HydraWiggins: lrrSLOTH
cutaos: lrrSLOTH lrrSLOTH SeriousSloth SeriousSloth
rocketjohn: Shirts_ I'm pleased to hear it :)
silenceaux: I wonder if these guys were novel enough to do a Lust not based on sexy lady tropes
Shirts_: thanks rocketjohn
TXC2: Lust, Greed, Gluttony, Sloth, Eveny, Hate and Pride
Shirts_: lrrAWESOME
lifecharacter: Maybe exhaustion is a thing this boss does?
Tangsm: So you'll just take a nap mid-fight with sloth?
Invitare: of course he did. Typical Yordo
Amentur: Abyssal Knights?
cutaos: you killed his brother, that takes effort... why?
cutaos: he
Mysticman89: sounds like an envy thing tbh
JaymicUnyielding: Yordo, the Procrastinating Demilich
electroswagnetism: YEE- oh nevermind
TXC2: Devs must have thought of that :P
Lyinginbedmon: We've gone from a guy with a greed for knowledge to a guy with so much time he's doing nothing
silenceaux: I mean "doesn't want to rule" could mean "enjoys the fancy things he gets as king but not the responsibilities"
boristhewizard: Reminds me of the Strange Journey sound track
Invitare: this is less Abyss Watchers and more Deacons of the Deep
Grescheks: so, so far, the boss hasn't shown up and his health bar is just hanging out there
FoxBoxGamers: don't breathe this..!
Macheya: The behind value
TXC2: Invitare you're right
lifecharacter: The boss is the one with a fancy hat.
electroswagnetism: I think the boss is the one with the fancy hat
Mysticman89: the boss is just asleep and letting minions deal with you
Tangsm: It makes sense really. All that poison gas has affected your lung capacity.
Grescheks: it's not even Deacons, because there's no change to the boss health bar
Invitare: is there a floating ball of light possessing them?
DrWreckage: He's laaaazy
TXC2: well yeah Adam, he is Sloth
mercano82: Well, he is Sloth. What did you expect.
Mysticman89: maybe that one with head things is different?
Amentur: He is sloth. Makes sense
lifecharacter: This is less Deacons and more not an actual boss fight yet.
silenceaux: Probably the guy with the sunburst helm, but trying to rush him seems risky with all his guards around
cmdrud87: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Adam's Gamehaus (Adam is in the house, the GAMEHAUS!! Game: Sinner: Sacrifice for Redemption) at Sat 11:00 AM PDT (24m ago).
Grescheks: aha! There's the boss
Mysticman89: yeah head things dude lowered health bar
ValtheDrake: that one with the fancy helmet is the boss
Abavus: Sick flips PogChamp
meeple0: Yes, they keep respawning
TXC2: rolls a lot for a lazy boi
Macheya: What's this 'reverse roll' shit? Boss of Sloth my ass.
Grescheks: I imagine they must respawn
Tangsm: The boss is just a note pinned to a throne saying "Out to lunch BBL"
lifecharacter: Logic dictates that if they didn't respawn this boss would be incredibly easy.
SlyTQ: slytqLurk
TXC2: hello SlyTQ welcome
Robot_Bones: For a moment I thought this was Sasi Souls or whatever from watch+Play
Grescheks: ohai TQ
Amentur: As a programmer I'd setup enemies respawning somewhere out of frame every now and then doogEvil
silenceaux: It might be that they respawn from the edge or something.
wintermelonandteeth: slytqHi
Abavus: Interesting way to do a DS-like boss fight
Macheya: You started this fight, Adam. Kappa
JaymicUnyielding: Yordo forgot there was gonna be a boss battle today and went down to Seattle
RogueLink: um...
silenceaux: oh
Abavus: DOOT DOOT!
TXC2: NOW they respawn
electroswagnetism: He brought the boiz
wintermelonandteeth: that's how they respawn?
silenceaux: That or he just summoned them all to one spot...?
JaymicUnyielding: YORDO TOOTS WHEN HE PLEASES
Mysticman89: theres presumably phases to the boiss too
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Paranundrox: Hey Adam! Just wanted to say that you're great and I love you on The Panalysts and all your other work! lrrHEART
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ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Love the sounds of their footsteps during that attack
Invitare: mistakes have been made
Grescheks: welp
Abavus: LUL
ruscobrog: RIP
Veraphage: beep bepp
Macheya: Get em boys!
silenceaux: Yeah, idk what you expected there my dude
SlyTQ: slytqShock
electroswagnetism: "ur ded lol"
wintermelonandteeth: lrrEFF
captain_wulf: lrrFINE
gsyhiap: alasRip
Amentur: GET POKED
anetfullofjello: WOW
Tangsm: Pincushion.
Inwoods: lol
ValtheDrake: well that escalated
TXC2: and that's how a real fight works
silenceaux: But got damn that was funny XD
o0sk_ren0o: WASTED
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: "ded"
Grescheks: well, now we know what that attack does :P
Abavus: 2700% katesRip
accountmadeforants: Yordo: Wait you're just gonna stand there this time? Okie dokie.
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HydraWiggins: beep beep
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Invitare: you got greedy and the Yordo train ran you over
TXC2: SUB HYPE 6
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
ShackledRage: "they don't do a lot of damage"
SlyTQ: i believe in your beeps
Abavus: Out-beep'd
silenceaux: Or at least you can't hit him more than like once.
electroswagnetism: Would you say you were... slothful?
wendigo4481: I just logged in to seeing adam crying/laughing in defeat such a weird start tostream for me
TXC2: "please use the beeps!"
Kikazi: he's lazy, so he has others fight for him
meeple0: gabySlay gabySlay Bee Beep
harvester369: he stands and his people kill you
Grescheks: I think it's supposed to be sloth because he lets others fight in his place
JonnyGlitch: it's Sloth becasue he's too lazy to fight his own battles
KNACC: he has other people fight his battles for him
TXC2: it's sloth 'cuase he has other people doing the work for him
Piratical_tendancies: !birb
LRRbot: Peck your beak!
silenceaux: Also, he's trying to wear you down while taking on minimum risk
ruscobrog: infinite mooks is pretty slow going
Tangsm: It's sloth because that's actually a suit of armor with three angry sloths stacked on each other.
JaymicUnyielding: Also the fight is slow and tedious
VoltageSpike: feenSip beep beep kelpSip
wendigo4481: so is the horn a rally for new dudes?
wintermelonandteeth: I would describe it as sloth because he isn't fighting you on his own, he's lazy and uses his soldiers as meat shields
Macheya: Only the noot noot can defeat the beep beep
empyreon: where is Beeptown in proximity to Suplex City?
Amentur: His toot toot brings all the bois to the Yordo lrrHORN
TXC2: ah Ok not good camera
Veraphage: beep beep lrrHORN
Grescheks: camera pls
gnome_friend: UwU what's this?
Abavus: Camera Jebaited
gsyhiap: katesSir
UnknownGerm: game plz
Grescheks: with this camera, it's definitely a Souls-like Kappa
Abavus: WutFace
wintermelonandteeth: neat
Grescheks: The beeps have evolved!
lifecharacter: Well, at least they got the most important part of Souls games down: the camera is the final boss.
Ravynn: The single beeps
silenceaux: Wow yeah, literal phalanx
TXC2: so I wonder how much one can megaman this game?
HydraWiggins: I can respect a phalanx
Macheya: Those aren't Spartans. DansGame
gnome_friend: !advice
LRRbot: Go get Adam.
gnome_friend: Hey, Adam!
wintermelonandteeth: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #5165: "Crabbo gets the stabbo?" —Adam [2018-07-14]
Grescheks: good advice LRRBot
gnome_friend: Chat is coming to get you!
SlyTQ: right upthe butt
wendigo4481: those formations tho
Macheya: Is sloth an ironic name?
Abavus: On this episode of Secrets of the Spartans: The Beep Beep Technique
Mysticman89: awfdully nimble for a slotrhful dude
gnome_friend: lrrFINE
Amentur: Yordo's blender seems to be too high to touch us cohhHmm
Grescheks: lrrHORN lrrHORN
electroswagnetism: moral of the story: if you want to stop procrastinating, have some fuckin amine dude show up and wreck your shit
wendigo4481: hubris
silenceaux: This is kinda lackluster for a final stage, the phalanx was way more intimidating if he had kept up the ranged attacks or moved faster.
Ravynn: lrrHORN
Veraphage: ez pz
Macheya: The timing on that was amazing
TXC2: I think that's the point, this guy CAN be fast and do things, but he chooses not too
SenseAmidstMadness: ez
Suffix: HELLO FRIENDS!
Grescheks: you beeped his beep
gnome_friend: lrrSLOTH
TXC2: EDGE
Grescheks: ohai Suffix
gsyhiap: lrrGOAT
Paranundrox: "Long Live Adam Savidan" *immediately smacked*
TXC2: Hello Suffix welcome
FoxBoxGamers: what could go wrong with Wrath?
Invitare: is there a Greed? Or was that the first guy?
wendigo4481: stop celebrating before the body drops adam
silenceaux: TXC2 That reminds me of a magic item from a game, based on sloth. It made it so you didn't _need_ to sleep. But you still could.
UnknownGerm: uh oh
Abavus: Uh oh?
silenceaux: uh oh
o0sk_ren0o: Ok, yes! This game is doing something I've always wanted to see.
TXC2: what did we lose to greed?
wendigo4481: I have
HydraWiggins: so wrath is no blocks, all attack?
WithoutAnAce: Perfect run here we go
therisingtithes_: Wait, did Angronn just take your estus?
gnome_friend: Wait, we have lrrGREED and lrrSLOTH emotes. Where are the rest?
SenseAmidstMadness: "This item is not currently available in your region"
o0sk_ren0o: You start will all your tools and have to give them up to fight bosses.
TXC2: lrrEFF is anger
o0sk_ren0o: I love this
adi_pie: That was a hell of an O face on that giant.
Amentur: Time for King Bradley to show up to slice and dice lrrBEEJ
adi_pie: Absolute unit
Ukon_vasara: thats quite a long sword
TXC2: he took your auto heal
Tangsm: But can you use it?
gnome_friend: Absolute Centimeter
Abavus: That's a big poly boi
Piratical_tendancies: lrrHAM is gluttony
Abavus: *poky
mtcuddles1: Absolute UNIT
Invitare: ah the Iron King. Watch out for the hole
JonnyGlitch: I think they meant your passive health regen
silenceaux: #Bopped
UnknownGerm: lrrDILLY is gluttony, lrrGOAT is pride
Mysticman89: swords make for badass piercings I guess
wendigo4481: this is the boss for marvel vs capcom
electroswagnetism: ceaseless discharge 2: wrathful boogaloo
ShackledRage: well then
Abavus: Ok then...
ruscobrog: 3x and then the floor is lava
Ukon_vasara: you werent using that part of the platform anyway
wintermelonandteeth: three attacks and then lava
HydraWiggins: I wonder if the floor always goes away after that
Grescheks: well, at least we didn't have to go through a poison windmill and a lava castle to get to this point :P
ShackledRage: Wrath might have some anger issues as we see
gnome_friend: !findquote wrath
LRRbot: Quote #853: "Face my shiny wrath!" —Ian [2015-10-13]
Invitare: fire babies
TXC2: !help
gnome_friend: Thanks LRRBot
gnome_friend: That's really helpful
SenseAmidstMadness send Adam an obviously underpowered fire extinguisher
chibi_bento: I love everything about this...
Macheya: Oh this is gonna be a while
electroswagnetism: Godge Dod!
Laurreth: you on the other hand take a lot of damage
ShackledRage: he doesn't take much damage, you on the other hand
ruscobrog: elfunkChunk
Grescheks: I was just typing about how maybe we can break his armor to do more damage :P
ShackledRage: ruuuuuuun
Invitare: is this fight literally High King Wolnir?
UnknownGerm: umm
justwhatever_idk: dear adam if you were to become a soulslike boss would you be more along the Huge Monstrous Creature paradigm or more along the Guy With Crazy Sword paradigm
Grescheks: sky swords!
JaymicUnyielding: UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS
Lyinginbedmon: I think he just barfed lava
lifecharacter: I missed it, why he mad?
VoltageSpike: That's fine. Everything is fine.
gnome_friend: katesRip lrrFINE
Macheya: That guy saw Anor Londo and said "hold my lava beer'.
TXC2: Invitare with some cessless discharge thrown in
wendigo4481: totally the end of marvel v capcom's
Ukon_vasara: just droppin swords everywhere
silenceaux: These hands will always be empty?
Ukon_vasara: why cant they just hold all those swords
Tangsm: Judging by the acupuncture and hot bath, I assume he's mad we're interrupting his spa day. Messing up his manicure.
UnknownGerm: which studio made this game?
Ravynn: Ouch, the donkey punch
VoltageSpike: Watch as he apparently births fire children
gnome_friend: Go around the fire
Ukon_vasara: standing in fire is 50 DKP minus BabyRage
lifecharacter: Laser beams, Unlimited Blade Works, and fire babies.
WithoutAnAce: "It's raining men" mashed up with "Set fire to the rain"
HydraWiggins: player character looks like a little toy man
gnome_friend: WithoutAnAce set fire to the men?
MrQBear: I would think a Fire Laser would be hot instead of cool.
silenceaux: Ragnaros?
Ravynn: @UnknownGerm Another Indie/Dark Star Game Studios
WithoutAnAce: @gnome_friend yep
Suffix: WoW players? DansGame
TXC2: Fuck Migraines
Nocxia: Krosus!
adi_pie: Too soon, Executus.
silenceaux: I dunno he looks like a Ragnaros
adi_pie: Too soon
VoltageSpike: Man, I miss playing WoW back in BC. Mained a shadow priest and loved being the mana battery.
Nocxia: aka THAT BRIDGE ASSHOLE
gnome_friend: Are we being welcomed to the jam?
twitch_Purple: Don't get dead.
Bobtheninjagoldfish: Same guy as got to a certain paladin leader in the intro scenario
Macheya: LUL
gnome_friend: katesRip
SenseAmidstMadness: noo
Ravynn: Literal, Regrets.
silenceaux: splish
Grescheks: Ring Out!
RogueLink: roguel1RIP
VoltageSpike: Splish splash
Nocxia: welp
justwhatever_idk: Not that Trapped
ShackledRage: Walking is the final boss
Xafty: sergeFall sergeFall sergeFall sergeFall sergeFall sergeFall
MrQBear: Uh oh, does he have a time limit on this fight based on ground remaining?
Traion: Hey Chat, hey Adam
wendigo4481: you need buckets of water for this boss
JaymicUnyielding: *Angronn jumps into pit after you*
TXC2: hello Traion welcome
Grescheks: MrQBear I imagine it's based on his health?
Macheya: tha dauble
gnome_friend: Actual Gauze Dad
noskinnopain: is that him doing the dob?
meeple0: aeroLurk lurk lurk
gnome_friend dobs
MrQBear: @Grescheks I would HOPE so...
mtcuddles1: Gazing upon the God of Dodge
Invitare: of all the things to be a god of "dodging" seems like a waste
TXC2: noskinnopain more him doing a NotLikeThis
The_Ninjurai: I'm liking the look of this game so far
The_Ninjurai: Hello everyone!
gnome_friend: katesWave The_Ninjurai
TXC2: hello The_Ninjurai welcome
SageOfSquirrels: Adam, don't you know Darksteel Colossus is indestructible? You gotta us removal spells!
MercurialVox: Heck yeah Bõrther
The_Ninjurai: Hey gnome_friend and TXC2 gameat4FistFive
mtcuddles1: I guess staying closer might make him do that
gnome_friend: Yeah, do we have any exile effects?
Nocxia: you know, if I was a giant lava man, I would ship trying to squish the human stinging me x.x
Grescheks: he hasn't sent any mans at us yet this fight
mtcuddles1: damn
UnknownGerm: rekt
gnome_friend: Into the Sea!
JaymicUnyielding: D O D G E G O D
meeple0: It gets smaller and smaller Adam
The_Ninjurai: nilaGreed
SageOfSquirrels: Sideboard in some exile spells
TXC2: isn't Angronn the name of one of the Primarchs from Warhammer?
wendigo4481: off teh sea cliff
anetfullofjello: lrrGREED
Gen2Gengar: seabatHITBOX
Macheya: clip of the day
empyreon: LUL
MrQBear: Yes!
JaymicUnyielding: Yes. Yes you can.
TXC2: no, you can not Kappa
MercurialVox: the elusive lava sea cliff
The_Ninjurai: nilaGreed nilaGreed
Invitare: Hitbox: Tested
mtcuddles1: Spleeesh
UnknownGerm: technically, yes
wintermelonandteeth: grenade him
Nocxia: dang.
mtcuddles1: Falcon... Punish!
wintermelonandteeth: so you continue to accumulate penalties? Nice
Macheya: I love how that one remaining fire dude looked up in surprise
Grescheks: wintermelonandteeth yup. Every boss we access permanently takes something from us
TXC2: wintermelonandteeth yeap each boss takes something from you
Seele01SoundOnly: BUtterfly meme: Is this darksouls?
Gen2Gengar: Sounds bowling pins
MercurialVox: Stiiiirrrrike
wendigo4481: can you hit his head when he's over extended?
circusofkirkus: is he throwing a temper tantrum?
silenceaux: He's very angry
justwhatever_idk: gonna 7-10 split you in half
Tangsm: Go for the turkey.
UnknownGerm: I kinda like how they took away defensive abilities when you don't even have a way to defend
Macheya: I never noticed the thumbnail before
SlyTQ: he needs a manicure
SlyTQ: Gresch. I'm unmodding you.
gnome_friend: !findquote daddy
LRRbot: Quote #2918: "We've had a long day, alright, Alex! Daddy needs his medicine!" —Cameron, after downing 2 bottles of liquor in-game [2016-07-07]
Grescheks: D:
SlyTQ: slytqHeart
SageOfSquirrels: "Punch me, Daddy." -Adam 2018
TXC2: he's already taking Acupuncture Kappa
silenceaux: Because it's a comedic meme
Grescheks: slytqHeart
SydPreviouslyHeadache: "i don't know why I said daddy"
adi_pie: Unmodding, so you can be made mod you again.
gnome_friend: !onemore
LRRbot: One More? En til?
Macheya: man
adi_pie: You did ask for one more.
Grescheks: noooooooooooo
JaymicUnyielding: NNNNOOOOOOOOO
silenceaux: robbed!
SlyTQ: RING OUT
UnknownGerm: uno mas
The_Ninjurai: gameat4Wham nilaGreed
TXC2: so close
Tangsm: Adam Smeltedan
n_mandrag: almost
ShackledRage: Ring out boss
wintermelonandteeth: !findquote heart
LRRbot: Quote #559: "His heart's in the right place: behind a lot of muscle." —Kathleen [2015-08-04]
SlyTQ: did you get SC VI yet?
MercurialVox: I thought leaning into it was meant to be a good thing but guess not
Inkompetence: Can you toss spears at him, btw?
anetfullofjello: Ring Out
LRRbot: Grand Ossuary | Plane — Ravnica | Whenever a creature dies, its controller distributes a number of +1/+1 counters equal to its power among any number of target creatures they control. / Whenever you roll {CHAOS}, each player exiles all creatures they control and creates X 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens, where X is the total power of the creatures they exiled this way. Then planeswalk.
LRRbot: Grixis | Plane — Alara | Blue, black, and/or red creature cards in your graveyard have unearth. The unearth cost is equal to the card's mana cost. / Whenever you roll {CHAOS}, put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
The_Ninjurai: You've got this!
MrQBear: @Tangsm You mean Adam Smelteddown? ' -'
wintermelonandteeth: That is the true Adam Lavadan
n_mandrag: @SlyTQ Just wait.... uhm 16 hours until my dl is done and I'm gonna fite u :)
adi_pie: From my understanding SoulCal 6 is quite good.
mtcuddles1: hit box god
SlyTQ: heck yah
Macheya: seabatHITBOX
Grescheks: but how is TQ supposed to fight you with her OCs if you haven't gotten SC6 yet?
BusTed: seabatHITBOX
The_Ninjurai: is this game exclusive to a platform?
BusTed: Broke yer glove, idiot
n_mandrag: Somehow it is not available on steam here in the EU
Macheya: They're like those origami frogs Graham got in mailtime
TXC2: The_Ninjurai it seams to be on xbox and ps4 at least
SydPreviouslyHeadache: "look at me, i'm superman"
Mysticman89: can you hit his head when he does that
The_Ninjurai: Thanks TXC2 nilaLove
Tangsm: They just consecutively belly flop in your general direction.
n_mandrag: It has a steampage as well - so it might release on PC too
BusTed: I picture them sounding like the Puttys from Power Rangers.
gnome_friend: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always watching. Waiting. Planning.
Suffix: PogChamp /
Grescheks: The_Ninjurai TXC2 I think Adam is currently playing on PC as well
BusTed: PogChamp /
The_Ninjurai: Thanks Grescheks and n_mandrag litt1eHeart
Robot_Bones: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
mtcuddles1: because youre a dodge god
Invitare: what happens if you just stand all the way back on the platform?
Grescheks: it's totally bowling
n_mandrag: np tangLove
Macheya: Huh, did Adam do double damage when he hit both fits?
mtcuddles1: dodged that ledge
FoxBoxGamers: I was wondering the same thing, @Macheya
BusTed: Cannot unhear.
SageOfSquirrels: Beware: Edges
Grescheks: Macheya FoxBoxGamers I would imagine it was single damage to each fist, just there's no boss i-frames when he gets hit, so he gets immediately hit in both fists?
FoxBoxGamers: nice pounding your fist on open air there...
adi_pie: This boss *has* bowled you over a few times.
Grescheks: lrrGOAT
mtcuddles1: KO!
SageOfSquirrels: party100 You did a thing! party100
Saulens181: I just turned up and the first thing I hear is "all I hear is bowling noises"
Macheya: That was one hell of a faceplant
BusTed: KAPOW
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
gnome_friend: We have to do lust
Amentur: Considering how weird indie-dev gets, it could be bowling pins. I know a tank game where the movement noise is made from an eggbeater
wintermelonandteeth: gluttony
BusTed: slytqLewd
Gen2Gengar: So you don't get back what you sacrificed when you kill the boss, you only get more health?
FoxBoxGamers: is lust as unsettling as think it will be?
adi_pie: So, when does this turn into Fullmetal Alchemist?
Laurreth: " think I fought lust at PAX."---Shit streamers say :-D
InquisitorJL: Adam "Fought Lust at PAX" Savidan
Macheya: @Grescheks Yeah, that's what I meant. Each fists took separate damage. That or Adam attacked twice and I didn't notice.
BusTed: Do they scale based on how many you've done?
Invitare: is this that game you beat and they said you couldn't?
UnknownGerm: wouldn't it be easier to do it last with the most health?
Grescheks: adi_pie it was always Fullmetal Alchemist. We are clearly Alphonse
mtcuddles1: RIP
Invitare: and then they'd give you a free copy?
silenceaux: Adam "Actually fighting Envy at PAX" Savidan
InquisitorJL: @silenceaux they just write themselves sometimes,huhh? :P
Invitare: then it's up to you to domesticate it
gnome_friend: awkward_skrt.wav
BusTed: Fun ballroom.
wintermelonandteeth: she has a head...
mtcuddles1: this is wild
UnknownGerm: her design is giving me Neir Automata flashbacks
SageOfSquirrels: nice dodge!
cutaos: had to leave for a bit , what sin is this boss?
Master_Gunner: This some wild shit
KNACC: oh man this is my aesthetic!
SageOfSquirrels: Envy
LetsConsider: Oh, is this the bossrush game where you lose stuff every time you win
n_mandrag: Thats not how you use a rapier lady ! do it properly !
Amentur: Reminds me of the opera singer in Nier Automata
wintermelonandteeth: what is going onnn?
cutaos: ty
lifecharacter: The two elements: swords and lightning.
BusTed: Just carrying around a head.
gnome_friend: It's an aioli
Invitare: does she have two heads?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: she charges static electricity in the wig, and then takes oft the wig to release it
SydPreviouslyHeadache: right?
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gnome_friend: katesRip
TXC2: SUB HYPE 7
BusTed: Undok and Indok?
accountmadeforants: Does she have two health bars as well?
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
Tangsm: Shocking outcome.
UnknownGerm: this fight seems very RNG heavy
TXC2: this reminds me of a boss from Neir:automata
n_mandrag: sliced and diced
VoltageSpike: Man, the subscriber sound makes me miss QWERPLINE. It was how I discovered LoadingReadyRun and I still hold out hope for more episodes.
gnome_friend: Yeah this is Simon de Beauvoir
gnome_friend: or something
TXC2: wow boddies
SageOfSquirrels: Do you have a limited "estus flask" situation or does it just take time to heal?
mtcuddles1: she does have 2 heads
BusTed: seabatHITBOX
mtcuddles1: she swaps them
TXC2: *bodied
LetsConsider: So do we lose stuff every time we win?
lifecharacter: We have estus and regen.
VoltageSpike: Wait what
VoltageSpike: Seriously? There's actually gonna be more?
VoltageSpike: You just made my week.
Gen2Gengar: Watch the Youtube update they posted
TXC2: VoltageSpike yeap, it's gonna be animated as well
n_mandrag: They've always said they are working on "something" for it
BusTed: Indeeed.
FoxBoxGamers: if you missed the YouTube update, they're also apparently getting ANIMATED
lifecharacter: They've always said there's going to be more. And it's animated.
SageOfSquirrels: @VoltageSpike mentioned in an update recently but yes! I can't wait.
Macheya: Was the game Dark Devotion?
FoxBoxGamers: since it's taking a while anyway
Bobtheninjagoldfish: @VoltageSpike you might wanna watch Gharam's update on youtube
VoltageSpike: I'd just kinda accepted that the last episode was the finale and was okay with it. I'm so happy.
LRRbot: Grove of the Dreampods | Plane — Fabacin | When you planeswalk to Grove of the Dreampods or at the beginning of your upkeep, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. / Whenever you roll {CHAOS}, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Master_Gunner: unfortunate
LRRbot: Hedron Fields of Agadeem | Plane — Zendikar | Creatures with power 7 or greater can't attack or block. / Whenever you roll {CHAOS}, create a 7/7 colorless Eldrazi creature token with annihilator 1.
LetsConsider: F
TehAmelie: hmm are we really tiny or is she really large?
lifecharacter: Qwrpline is mentioned in basically every update as a thing they're still making.
Grescheks: TehAmelie yes?
Macheya: Yay Twitter archives.
SageOfSquirrels: Adam's biggest foe yet - falling off ledges
LRRbot: Horizon Boughs | Plane — Pyrulea | All permanents untap during each player's untap step. / Whenever you roll {CHAOS}, you may search your library for up to three basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle your library.
adi_pie: !cardreader off
UnknownGerm: I'm also getting Return to Oz vibes from this fight, what with the switching heads
Grescheks: I missed what we sacrificed to this boss, anyone know?
Tangsm: This probably should have been your first fight.
mtcuddles1: supplies
BusTed: The chain stun.
LetsConsider: So is this available on steam?
KNACC: I love her dress so much *swoon *
wintermelonandteeth: @Grescheks stuff
adi_pie: !cardview off
LRRbot: Card viewer disabled
n_mandrag: not taking damage is usually a strong strat
lifecharacter: We lost our fire it seems.
silenceaux: Maybe faster, lighter attacks? or is the shield banned
wintermelonandteeth: you lost 3 heals
TXC2: we have fewer amounts of items
WithoutAnAce: what's the envy stipulation?
meeple0: Maybe use the lighter sword Adam?
Invitare: which cord?
TXC2: WithoutAnAce fewer items
BusTed: Oh yeah. Discord's doing the game platform thing.
lifecharacter: Lighter sword comes with shield, which means blocking, which means loisng.
adi_pie: !discord
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mtcuddles1: seems like she hesitates after being hit
Grescheks: owwww
Invitare: oh that was a touch of Nameless King
gnome_friend: !badadvice
LRRbot: Monetize the baby.
TXC2: do have infinite heals?
FoxBoxGamers: I can't help but notice the second health bar.
Invitare: you just need to equip a Calamity Ring and you'll be able to beat her
Seele01SoundOnly: Its also important to say that the animation of qwerpline is not feature creep. its not adding to the production time.
JonnyGlitch: the other bosses look no where near as polished as her
Gen2Gengar: That stamina thing is really a hurdle
Gen2Gengar: Maybe Yordo should be fought last
wintermelonandteeth: @TXC2 7 heals
FoxBoxGamers: possibly literally, JonnyGlitch
TXC2: ok thanks
Macheya: She reminds me of that one boss in Neir: Automata.
Invitare: suddenly Fifth Element
malsareus: Good evening Adam
TehAmelie: i'm thinking of desaturation too
Amentur: Do we need to beat both forms for the kill?
adi_pie: This really reminds me of the lady from Return to Oz.
TheMagicWalrus: this is an odd boss
adi_pie: Mambi? The one that had spare heads she would switch between.
KNACC: I want to see a cosplay of this boss tbh
mtcuddles1: seems like big hit -> roll -> wait -> roll is good for the non electric form
Invitare: oh she has two health bars
BusTed: bzap
silenceaux: Getting zopped
Saulens181: is the player character supposed to be this TINY?
TXC2: how do we get hit less lrrbot?
Tangsm: So is Greed's sacrifice making this fight harder?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Hack into yourself and eliminate the virus.
lifecharacter: The question is if you need to drop both healthbars or just one.
gnome_friend: Hack Adam Hack!
Macheya: Wait, each sacrifice is permanent?
TXC2: Macheya yeap
Macheya: NotLikeThis
wintermelonandteeth: @Saulens181 i think the boss is just large
TXC2: it's like a reverse megaman
BusTed: It's probably like an Ornstein and Smough thing.
JaymicUnyielding: So, in the one form, she's basically Gilgamesh.
Lord_Hosk: Careful Adam, I dont think they love you like chat does. I think they mean to hurt you.
gnome_friend: lrrSPOOP
Macheya: Princess Peach?
Amentur: OwO
adi_pie: Is she secretly Ric Flair? Wooo!
BusTed: katesBoo
TheFragranceOfDarkCoffee: Toe to tip, this is a Dark Souls
n_mandrag: Is that axe in the ground useful for anything or just scenery ?
lifecharacter: Oh.
lifecharacter: Okay.
wintermelonandteeth: HAHAHA
AntedrigusManor: AH
mtcuddles1: welp, guess I'll die
TXC2: uh oh
silenceaux: Oh. Well that's a problem.
Amentur: Welp
AntedrigusManor: hmmm
Gen2Gengar: We Ornstein and Smaugh now
KNACC: wow
Invitare: Pontiff Sulyvahn strikes again
TehAmelie: if you can dodge a lightning, you can dodge a sword. . .you'd think
JaymicUnyielding: OKAY THEN
adi_pie: And now the game truly begins.
LetsConsider: Lightning phase is easier, eh?
adi_pie: This really is a reverse Ornie and Shmoo.
BusTed: Ouch.
Laurreth: the lightning knives phase seems to rather suck
Grescheks: so, is this game only the 7 or 8 bosses that are presented at the beggining?
Grescheks: *beginning
accountmadeforants: So I just looked up the store page for this game, and it turns out Adam is the protagonist, how neat is that?
TXC2: Grescheks yeap, it's a boss runner
SenseAmidstMadness: "dodge god"
wintermelonandteeth: the problem is that you aren't using enough grenades
TehAmelie: what have we sacrificed so far, by the way? i wanna know what kind of epic hero we used to be
silenceaux: Getting real Shavronne of Umbra vibes from this lady, honestly.
n_mandrag: *wiff*
UnknownGerm: the lack of i-frames after being damaged seems really tough to deal with
wintermelonandteeth: woowww
SenseAmidstMadness: bodied
Gen2Gengar: Boppes
TXC2: TehAmelie being able to block, and not getting stuned when we lose stamina, and also something else
SydPreviouslyHeadache: OH
Gen2Gengar: bopped
lifecharacter: They do give us lots of items.
cmdrud87: Did Adam just fall into the Sub- Ocean?
Grescheks: maybe items are good against them, and that's why they took them away from you?
BusTed: *tink*
wintermelonandteeth: also a thing to note is that you aren't using your shield at all
adi_pie: I doubt it's a Fire Emblem reference. Levin is just a fancy word for lightning.
TXC2: camp Genadna ?
Macheya: @JaymicUnyielding I dunno, the only other Wikipedia reference for it is Anna Karenina.
SenseAmidstMadness: Shields are for losers
mtcuddles1: worth
SenseAmidstMadness: Who needs a shield when you have a sword that is twice as long as you are tall?
WithoutAnAce: Wait, the shield is non-decorative?
AlonsoSwift: Shields are like math. Only blockers use them
TehAmelie: and if you're blcoking you're losing
lifecharacter: Does that axe in the ground do something?
BusTed: It can be knocked over, fwiw.
mtcuddles1: who needs blocking when youre a dodge god
JaymicUnyielding: I think we used to be able to block?
Grescheks: WithoutAnAce yeah, the other weapon set Adam has is sword and shield
BusTed: Not sure if that has any impact.
TXC2: WithoutAnAce yes, if you haven't fought Wrath like we have
UnknownGerm: I kinda feel like a faster weapon would do you good service here
lifecharacter: Well, we did do better this time around.
sifonaonline: Heresy.
BusTed: DansGame
BusTed: blocking
Gen2Gengar: Wrath was health regen, wasn't it?
mtcuddles1: this is way better
Grescheks: the speed attack with the small sword might be better, regardless of shield?
UnknownGerm: yeah, the mobility this weapon offers is way better
BusTed: Yeah.
DarkAbyssKeeper: Adam is your character a baby knight?
mtcuddles1: I wonder if attacks are sinced with the opera singer
SomeGuy_GRM: Why you not beat yet? This is an easy game for babies.
mtcuddles1: syned*
mtcuddles1: synced*
TehAmelie: would you rather: fight this boss or dodge 200 lightning bolts
Gen2Gengar: It's the same main character as Ghosts and Goblins
Grescheks: that seemed like a better strat to me?
FoxBoxGamers: almost died before the boss started
DirgeNovak: I thought Adam was good at video games lrrBEEJ
wintermelonandteeth: I see the REAL problem, you need to get the DLC for chest armor
mtcuddles1: she flinches a bit on hit it seems
silenceaux: It's the placement of armor: it makes your feet & head look disproportionately large compared to the chest / rest of the body, so the model gets more 'childlike' proportions
NickTheDM: How does the motion feel in this game? I’m always kinda nervous it won’t be smooth
Amentur: There are parries PogChamp
Macheya: There's a parry PogChamp
TXC2: SomeGuy_GRM Adam could beat this game easy, he chooses not too to give chat hope
RatekStormcrow: Oh yea, I saw Eli parry a whole lot in this game
SomeGuy_GRM: @TXC2 okay. That makes sense.
mtcuddles1: who needs parries when you're a dodge god?
BusTed: Nice.
UnknownGerm: the attack that shoots out the bolts that crawl on the ground seems kinda bullshit
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DarkAbyssKeeper: The parries do not give you much time to do a thing. What are the windows like for triggering them?
TXC2: SUB HYPE 8
silenceaux: But if you're gonna be a god, why not have two domains?
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
Macheya: You interrupted her lightning move
SharkHero08: Why does she sound like Peach?
TXC2: Man the cosplay of this is gonna be intense
TehAmelie: divide an lrrEFF conquer
Macheya: @SharkHero08 Because.
BusTed: Whoops.
Tangsm: Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Thrust!
silenceaux: Unfortunately, they both have moderately dangerous ranged options... idk
Grescheks: I think maybe just focus on the one with lower health when they split? That's what I would do at least
Amentur: Parry lrrGREED
UnknownGerm: both of their AoE attacks are brutal
Mysticman89: gotta do the ornstein/smough thing of always trying to keep both on camera at once
silenceaux: Could consider throwing your limited supply items when she doubles, might be safer damage
TXC2: In my experience the best way to beat O&S is to bring a friend Kappa
UnknownGerm: that seems to unfair
UnknownGerm: *too
Invitare: you named the character after yourself? How conceited Kappa
Grescheks: TXC2someone get us Solaire!
Eruyaean: lrrBEEJ
BITs19_: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (5:43 from now).
TehAmelie: i've beaten Tom and Jerry maybe 20 times, and twice without Solaire
UnknownGerm: there also doesn't seem to be a huge attack window when you parry
accountmadeforants: I just noticed the "scales" on her dress are basically the size of Adam's shield.
Eruyaean: Is this a Console exclusive?
Grescheks: huh, yeah, looks like the spear is a guaranteed interrupt on her?
Grescheks: parrying seems more like an interrupt than a stun?
TehAmelie: does that heal move have limited uses or a cooldown? i think i'm missing something
Grescheks: TehAmelie it has limited uses
mtcuddles1: you have limited potions
kevenwith2es: Hey Adam and non-Adams
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: ohai folks. i have raisin bran.
FoxBoxGamers: the game must be listening for "doesn't seem so"
mtcuddles1: raisin bran is the worst cereal
I_Am_Clockwork: Heyho all
Grescheks: that axe is our nemesis
I_Am_Clockwork: Ooh some sort of boss rush?
Murphyspub: Does it feel good?
PaperDoopliss: @I_Am_Clockwork This game is a boss rush
mtcuddles1: the knife
Grescheks: you parried the dagger
UnknownGerm: those airborne weapon attacks are kinda bullshit
7gorobei: do the axes on the ground mean anything? i saw one get destroyed once
TXC2: hello I_Am_Clockwork welcome
boristhewizard: This game is just Furi with no sense of style
Grescheks: 7gorobei I think when they're on the ground, they're just decoration left over from the boss attack
JonnyGlitch: parry does not seem worth it
TehAmelie: not without ripostes
7gorobei: @Grescheks yeah, but during one run he was seemingly facing fewer of the spinning axes
Wodar9: Is this dank souls?
LETHAL3585: @boristhewizard i wouldn't really classify it with furi , boss rush sure but otherwise way different
Grescheks: pee break!
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: peetime!
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer, means break time for YOU, so get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet.
Himyul: needing to pee makes you focus
Gnuttor: Have a good pee!
ScoopsPlushie: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:28:36.
mtcuddles1: Pee-pee break*
silenceaux: Himyul Hard disagree
boristhewizard: No Adam, Elephant dance is not stream safe
Himyul: silenceaux yeah, I forgot the Kappa . My bad.
TehAmelie: i read about a study that showed you make better long term decisions when you really have to pee. so, bring lots of water when you're buying a house
WithoutAnAce: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (5:36 from now).
WithoutAnAce: oh sweet that's tonight!
Himyul: I hadn't heard that about peeing, but I had heard that you make better decisions when not hungry
TehAmelie: seems obvious
Gen2Gengar: Yeah, don't go grocery shopping when hungry
Himyul: was Graham peeing too?
mtcuddles1: Graham?
TXC2: and we're back!
Himyul: don't cross the streams!
ScoopsPlushie: What command is for quotes?
UnknownGerm: What did we learn? "Talk shit, get hit"?
TehAmelie: ah, crossing the beams, that take sme back
TXC2: !help
DrWreckage: If I don't go grocery shopping hungry I never get enough
Invitare: it's worse when you've just eaten
Invitare: because then you don't buy anything
TXC2: wow lost ALL the frames there
Wodar9: If I don't Grocery shop while hungry, I always under buy
mtcuddles1: "I gotta stop charging in" *charges in*
Wodar9: I need the hungry to make be get enough food for a couple weeks
Himyul: big sword?
Laurreth: "I'm pleasantly sated, need to go shopping NOW!"
Grescheks: it's the worst when you're conscious and going to get groceries, regardless of hunger :P
ScoopsPlushie: @txc2 Thanks!
Nocxia: and i know we have those lobster roll chips downstairs ><
ScoopsPlushie: !findquote pee
LRRbot: Quote #4519: "Don't worry, you pee when you die!" —Cameron [2017-11-28]
ScoopsPlushie: xD
TehAmelie: have you tried having a limited monthly budget for food so that if you don't think about what you're buying you don't get to eat? i find that makes me disciplined
Gen2Gengar: TehAmelie Yes, for me that's called being poor
TehAmelie: right?
mtcuddles1: doge GOD
mtcuddles1: dodge*
TXC2: doge AND dodge god
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: dodge god? but he's, like, EVERYWHERE
UnknownGerm: Very parry, much i frames
mtcuddles1: meal prep
TXC2: man I've been trying to lose weight for so long :p
WingedOrpheus: Why does the character look like a child wearing adult size armor/weapons?
UnknownGerm: so chicken breast and fish will be your friends
Wodar9: losing weight sucks
Wodar9: much easier to gain weight
TXC2: like I just like to not have a 40 inch waist anymore :P
TXC2: Hello Beej
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: a beej!
ScoopsPlushie: !findquote Adam.
LRRbot: Quote #4558: "I don't know if I could handle it if Adam was mad at me." —Cameron [2017-12-20]
mtcuddles1: A wild Beej appears!
TXC2: How Are you Beej?
TehAmelie: hi Beej
Sertion: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:39:00.
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: deezbreetos?
TXC2: bye Beej
Himyul: man, I want a burrito too now
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Nocxia: Will he get chat a burrito too?
Amentur: edbFeelsTacoMan
Scrubbodiestobears: oh man i could totally go for a burrito
TXC2: SUB HYPE 9
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
Himyul: yeah Adam, are you ordering enough for everyone? Hmm?????
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mtcuddles1: strafing right >>> strafing left
Invitare: did you beat her at Pax?
Nocxia: I adore her outfit tho, that scalemaille skirt is Boss
CarsmushPromthenSpupplins: 5 hours later... ... ... "EZ game EZ life"
mtcuddles1: @Nocxia are you... Envious?
Laurreth: M-M-M-Multi lrrEFF
Gen2Gengar: The axe seem tough because if you're cllose to her and try to dodge, you roll right into them again
Nocxia: Boooo =P
mtcuddles1: thanks, I try
Kamotetop: Is that her head?\
mtcuddles1: ye
Kamotetop: What do the vertical lines on your health bar mean?
Mysticman89: I think the story was she killed her sister and shes probably got her and her sisters head there. maybe
wintermelonandteeth: can't end well for Adam, Adam
Tangsm: A friend of mine just got back from a work trip to Dublin, and was telling me there are burrito bars all over there.
TXC2: Kamotetop if you below them, you can't go back over them
Gen2Gengar: Kametetop Max health and Stamina have been reduced
Piratical_tendancies: !advice
LRRbot: Never hit F11.
WithoutAnAce: Did you beat this one at Pax?
TXC2: this is our 4th boss
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Dammit Twitch stop freezing all the time :I
TXC2: welcome to my life ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat
Kamotetop: There's two of them?! Neat
TXC2: doesn't help that my internet seams to favour my nephew's phone lrrEFF
WithoutAnAce: If the lighting charge touches the bottom of her dress, it's the AoE storm.
samuraitiger19: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (5:21 from now).
Himyul: have you done any Soul Cal 6 yet?
TXC2: I believe he has not
Mysticman89: he expressed he hasn't bought it yet i believe
Miss_Katherine: the art in this game is so neat!!
Baldrash: Suddenly we're bullet hell.
ConspiracyOfCartographers: We bullet hell now.
daryldutch: the bullet hell level from darksouls
BusTed: SeemsGood
accountmadeforants: They became beyblades
lifecharacter: We heard you like hard games so we put bullet hell in your soulslike
ShackledRage: Bullet hell in your darksouls
TXC2: "you spin me right round, like a record baby"
mtcuddles1: daggers man
ScoopsPlushie: What if you start the battle in another point?
ScoopsPlushie: I mean, walk around the room.
Tangsm: What about this hall is red?
BusTed: lrrSCOOP
Tangsm: Oh, I see. They're painting it red.
cuzigotprime: oh yah blender
Mysticman89: presumably lots of blood
TXC2: I have TOTAL confidence Adam will beat this
UnknownGerm: and if you get hit when it first starts, you get knocked into it as it goes further out
Contiguouskittycat: This game looks sweet.
Contiguouskittycat: Ugh, no magic build?
Comrademik: can't sub, but bits for my favourite LRRsman! keep being rad adam party100 party100 party100 party100 party100
TXC2: theres only one build
HydraWiggins: I'm glad the lava guy was colourful, so much grey in this game
TXC2: Contiguouskittycat your "build" is basically which order you do the bosses in
TXC2: it's like a reverse megaman
mtcuddles1: so muhc fuck
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mtcuddles1: much*
TXC2: SUB HYPE 11
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
ConspiracyOfCartographers: Holy heck that move
UnknownGerm: jesus freewheeling christ on a two-seater bike
Comrademik: wait what? thanks @daryldutch !
daryldutch: no worries mate
chibi_bento: oh wow, I love LRRchat. and I love that you're having fun, Adam.
TXC2: "I'm having fun, just sometimes"
Tangsm: Sometimes fun sucks. In a fun way. That is awful.
accountmadeforants: The spear seems to stun her quite a bit, maybe try that whenever she charges up an inconvenient attack?
daryldutch: Never complain about not getting hit adam
UnknownGerm: flawless masterpiece
Contiguouskittycat: Your helmet is so absurdly big.
allinthebrain777: you need to wait before healing. to often you heal imidiately and get hit
chibi_bento: @Contiguouskittycat I know! I've been noticing that too. Looks like our hero's a kid!
lifecharacter: Adam needs to win the right way, not the cheat way.
daryldutch: iframes man
Comrademik: so this is like harder dark souls but in unity?
TXC2: Daggers: Adam's eternal bane
Gen2Gengar: Wow
UnknownGerm: WELP
lifecharacter: So it's when one gets to half health.
accountmadeforants: "Looks like you're ready, young Adam"
Invitare: straight to phase 2
Vanbael: afternoon adam and chat
Himyul: I guess you don't want to burn them down too much in phase 1
TXC2: hello Vanbael welcome
Contiguouskittycat: Oh this is the Ornstein and Smough fight.
7gorobei: you can first phase wrong?
Comrademik: huh, seems rude that there's no payoff for parrying
Tangsm: So the next boss is going to feel super easy after this, right? Like, Lust will be over prematurely?
TXC2: Gods that does SO MUCH damage
daryldutch: just googled, there are only 8 bosses in this so they better be damn hard
BogglesUrMind: So if this is like DS but just bosses, is there a game that's like DS but no bosses? Cause that I'd want ot play.
UnknownGerm: my plan would be to only do a bit of damage to axe lady, wait for the transition, and DPS the HELL out of lightning lady, and focus her down once phase 2 starts
Kamotetop: @BogglesUrMind Reminds me of Neverwinter and other WOTC games
AlonsoSwift: DS without bosses sounds like it'd be neat in theory, but just kinda boring in practice. You'd have to be really good at building a world without significant fightable figures
RogueLink: Have you tried throwing bombs at this boss? Not sure what that third item with the 3 is.
allinthebrain777: lol
MacSquizzy: W O W
daryldutch: awhhh noo, that was such a good run
snowewolf: lrrHEART
n_mandrag: Not neccessarily. If encounters could be hard, tactical but not this drawn out - you could get away with a strong narrative and alot of strong regular encounters - but no "bosses"
WizardZedd: lobosFall
Himyul: you were doing good, Adam. You'll get it!
CobaltShurikenReborn: oof
CobaltShurikenReborn: limesRIP limesRIP limesRIP
BogglesUrMind: @Kamotetop I've always thought the bosses were the least enjoyable part of the actual From-Soft games. The exploration and perfecting of runs on different areas is what always interested me the most.
ScoopsPlushie: Walk around the room before start to hit her. Maybe ther are something help in the room.
Invitare: how are you parrying that? It's not even a laser
ScoopsPlushie: there*
MadWaltz: BoggleUrMind Yeah, agreed
cmdrud87: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (5:09 from now).
TXC2: game pls
daryldutch: i think you need to dodge towards that group and use iframes
Comrademik: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:58:31.
Invitare: oh not again
TehAmelie: the bosses are the easy part of Dark Souls. speedrunners spend more time dodging regular enemies than they would fighting them because those jerks are unpredictable
shurtal: no regressing, no regurts
Invitare: what happens when troglodytes regress?
mtcuddles1: stepping back then rolling in might be a good response to axes
AlonsoSwift: That's one reason I don't personally like boss rush games - brick walls feel a lot worse, since there's nothing else you can do but keep fighting
lifecharacter: Welp, here's the twins.
daryldutch: kill indok
mtcuddles1: pro strats
Invitare: Homing Crystal Dagger
TehAmelie: hmm they seem to split up when they're at a combined 40% health or so. i wonder what happens if you only attack one form
TehAmelie: hey, the hard part is over
lifecharacter: Phase 3.
Invitare: Phase Greeeeed
BogglesUrMind: @AlonsoSwift Yeah, it can end up feeling like locked doors with more steps.
daryldutch: you got 1
TXC2: we getting better
allinthebrain777: gg
ConspiracyOfCartographers: NIce run!
Gen2Gengar: If one's at less than 50%, the other one comes out, even if it's at 100%
TehAmelie: ah
TXC2: you're making progress Adam, focus on that
UnknownGerm: as dangerous as axe form is, lightning one seems worse as the fight goes on
Mysticman89: the flipside with more open world stuff is sometimes you might feel like 'oh im not supposed to be here yet' when in reality you are and its just hard
accountmadeforants: You're rewarded with more difficulty, to show off your skills!
mtcuddles1: guess I'll die
Comrademik: ok, this seems to lack the great part of the darl souls design, which is the consistent patterns
TehAmelie: how about a boss rush game where you can pick between most of the bosses any time?
lifecharacter: I mean, there are consistent patterns, it's just that overlapping three of them at once makes it hard.
BogglesUrMind: @TehAmelie That's basically how Megaman works right? Those bosses have levels associated with them, but still.
TehAmelie: the first one had pretty trivial levels i believe. . .
Gen2Gengar: The first Mega Lan was super hard
TehAmelie: but they also have an order they're supposed to be fought in
Gen2Gengar: The second was better balanced
RogueLink: this lightning spam murders the bitrate. lol
PaperDoopliss: The best part of Dark Souls 2 was definitely the fights where you had to fight two similar enemies at the same time
TXC2: is that what's causing it?
mtcuddles1: think they have to stand i it
mtcuddles1: in it*
Serifina: Well, this game looks neat.
JaymicUnyielding: There's probably a "correct" order to beat these bosses in, but you CAN do them in any order.
daryldutch: maybe use the pillars more for healing and such. because you always seem to get hit when you heal
TXC2: hi Serifina welcome
Serifina: Hey.
Hydraulic_Brains: oh jeez there's a huge wasp in the room with me oh jeez
Hydraulic_Brains: brb
JaymicUnyielding: ALEX
lifecharacter: Chandeliers be fallin
TXC2: Hello Alex!
n_mandrag: thats an alex
JaymicUnyielding: HAI ALEX
RogueLink: Hey Alex o/
Vanbael: a wild alex appears
AlonsoSwift: Suddenly Steacy
mtcuddles1: I blame Alex
banwidthraptor: cheer100 what a shocking defeat
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: A lex!
BusTed: Doop.
Serifina: Alex shows up just in time to watch Adam die.
Piratical_tendancies: hai alex
Comrademik: alex!
BogglesUrMind: See, Alex agrees with me
MadWaltz: Yay Alex, also agreeing
Invitare: abandon teh urn
TheLastGod51: i just got dark souls for the switch, i like the balance haha and being able to grind the world before bosses
TehAmelie: hmm what if we made a true reverse Megaman, where you start out with like 20 different weapons and special moves and use them up one boss at a time
TXC2: bosses have their place, but are maybe focussed on too much
AntiCrepuscular: I like this "tactical shuttlecock" armour style :)
Invitare: one of her heads
Invitare: she has two
n_mandrag: The Design of "super hard setpiece Bosses" might be a bit overplayed for some of us.
TXC2: TehAmelie I remember that Yathzee crowshaw wrote up that idea YEARS ago, and yet I've never seen it be donn
TXC2: *done
MadWaltz: TehAmelie Bloodstained: Curse of the moon's boss rush mode does something similar to that. You have to fight each boss and each subweapon can only be used on one boss
TehAmelie: at least an imperfect parry is a block?
mtcuddles1: Spears!
mtcuddles1: fuck
TehAmelie: funky
RogueLink: oh no!!
Master_Gunner: fucking camera
JaymicUnyielding: IT WAS GOING SO WELL
TXC2: Sub_oceaned!
BusTed: D'oh.
Mysticman89: can fight the bosses in any order tho
Gen2Gengar: Yes
Comrademik: but why?
Gen2Gengar: You choose the order in which you fight them
BogglesUrMind: Oh, I didn't know that. That's actually pretty cool.
mtcuddles1: because then the order that you challenge in maters
o0sk_ren0o: I've wanted to make a game like this for so long. I
mtcuddles1: matters*
TehAmelie: now you have my attention dot jpg
Tangsm: And Adam is fighting this boss after he acquired the ability to collapse when he overexerts himself.
o0sk_ren0o: I'm glad someone finally did it
Comrademik: that's so counterintuitive
TXC2: hence why it's a reverse megaman
BusTed: I do like how the scales flare out when she spins.
delta__vee: danger, high voltage
Gen2Gengar: Yeah, Adam lost some max health and stam, health regen, and gets stunned when his stam runs out
MadWaltz: The issue is that I feel like if you pick the wrong bosses first, you can screw yourself (but I haven't played the game so I dunno)
TheBlueCosmonaut: dark souls PogChamp
MadWaltz: Yeah, the idea of powering down as you go through a game is one that should definitely be played with more
daryldutch: alex, will you and cam do a talking sim on season 2 of life is strange?
Gen2Gengar: daryldutch Alex doesn't do Talking Sim anymore
MadWaltz: It's a natural way to progress the difficulty curve. But I'm concerned it doesn't work well when you are choosing the order of the bosses you fight
daryldutch: wait what?
TXC2: like movies will have to protag get weaker and more beat as it goes ALL THE TIME
Comrademik: if i was playing a realistic game, sure i'd buy getting shottier as i go
mtcuddles1: heal
Hydraulic_Brains: update: I killed the giant wasp in my room, the noise freaked out my doggo who had to be comforted, but now all is well in the world again
TehAmelie: we have like, the microwave tunnel at the end of MGS4 and. . .that's all i can think of
Gen2Gengar: daryldutch He stopped Talking Sim and Let's Nope to focus on other projects
daryldutch: ok
Comrademik: but i'f i'm playing a game where the scale twins can summon axes and lightning, i want to get stronger as i go
daryldutch: too bad. i really enjoyed talking sim with alex and cam
TXC2: we all did
daryldutch: but hey new projects always fun
AlonsoSwift: Can still does Talking Sim, and Let's Nope is still going, just without Alex as a cohost
n_mandrag: The new Wolfensteins had a really good story with how the protagonist got REALLY messed up doing what he did - and how hard it is on his mind - that was a great twist for the series
TXC2: also Alex still does W+P
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: This place has an unreasonable amount of chandeliers
ScoopsPlushie: Haha
TXC2: clench is REAL
RogueLink: GG!!
TehAmelie: lrrGOAT
JaymicUnyielding: YEEESSSSSSS
MadWaltz: Yes!
lifecharacter: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
TheWooglie: GG
Gen2Gengar: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
Vanbael: never say die!
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
Kamotetop: Do your item count persist through respawns?
Himyul: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
Mysticman89: got there
n_mandrag: He dided it !
JaymicUnyielding: WE GOT THERE
Eruyaean: teh urn
Amentur: lrrGOAT lrrHORN
UnknownGerm: lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
daryldutch: the chandelier budget is all gone because of this one fight
ruscobrog: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Vanbael: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
empyreon: benginTry benginTry benginTry
allinthebrain777: gg
Eruyaean: lrrHeart
Hingadora: katesChicken katesChicken katesChicken katesChicken katesChicken
Eruyaean: lrrHEART
ConspiracyOfCartographers: Nice!
Tangsm: So now... Gluttony?
banwidthraptor: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
ScoopsPlushie: lrrFINE
TXC2: time for lust?
ScoopsPlushie: lrrCHKN
ScoopsPlushie: Waiy
RogueLink: lmao
TehAmelie: can you try before you buy?
empyreon: LUL
ScoopsPlushie: Wait*
JohnLockeCole: Hello Friends
accountmadeforants: You also lost auto-regen, and gained stamina, and a bunch of items. So yeah, extra health seems like a pretty shoddy trade-off.
ScoopsPlushie: lrrWOW *
JaymicUnyielding: It's themed to the sin.
TXC2: hello JohnLockeCole welcome
JaymicUnyielding: Sloth made us tired, etc.
TXC2: Good thing we dont block Kappa
MadWaltz: Ah, you can "retrieve sacrifice" that alieviates some of my concerns
JaymicUnyielding: Also these are apparently all people we knew in life.
clocksUnderhanded: lrrHEART
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Vanbael: She's going yandere on you
BogglesUrMind: Desire and fear? So scaroused?
Mysticman89: thats a very conservative outfit for someone representing lust.
TXC2: "look out boy, she'll chew you up"
TehAmelie: it's the small ones you have to watch out for
chibi_bento: yay for her not being half-naked!
AlonsoSwift: So wait, why exactly are we killing the 7 Deadly Sins?
accountmadeforants: Oh, that's not the appearance I'd feared Lust would have. Nice
n_mandrag: @BogglesUrMind hornfraid
TXC2: white like a bride though
Gen2Gengar: AlonsoSwift To attone for our own sins
Vanbael: f
TehAmelie: she has literally more clothes than every other incarnation of Lust i've seen combined
silenceaux: Oh that's fancy, is she wearing CHANEL?
Himyul: she's as cold as ice
AntiCrepuscular: ICED!
Serifina: rip
wench_tacular: that went well
Comrademik: hey, don't talk to your waifu like that
Tangsm: Yeah. There's a surprising lack of cliche imagery. Though there are tentacle plants?
mtcuddles1: willing to sacrifice our love
TXC2: THAT'S FROM THE 80'S? o_O
TheLastGod51: isnt foreigner 70's?
BogglesUrMind: Oh yeah, this fight is relevant to that song/ You know, shot through the heart
Himyul: how much do we want to bet she has another form?
MadWaltz: The parry really doesn't even stun them for very long at all
Kamotetop: the shrooms are kinda phallic
mtcuddles1: foreigners and I think 70's
Invitare: Aldrich is that you?
n_mandrag: shes trying to shoot you throug the heart !
JaymicUnyielding: PHOEBUS CATASTROPHE
emberBecky: google says '77
Baldrash: Foreigner was big in both the late 70s and 80s?
TXC2: Gods I dispise Aldrich
7gorobei: Hall and Oats Maneater is 80's
UnknownGerm: boot to the head!
BogglesUrMind: Aldrich and a bit of dancer
StarlitGhost: her swords look sweet
JohnLockeCole: Aldritch and a bit of dancer
Gen2Gengar: Executed
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RogueLink: Crunch
JohnLockeCole: BogglesUrMind drift
accountmadeforants: O O F
silenceaux: I mean, Aldrich stole it from Gwyndolin
TXC2: "cool off"
Himyul: ICE to meet you!
BusTed: Okie dokie.
MadWaltz: She put you...on ice
Comrademik: and boreal dancer?
KNACC: when I heard list was a woman, I was a little bummed out but this is better than I expected visually atleast
Tangsm: She decided she was done fucking around.
TXC2: I've been watching a lot of Flash lately, so I'm gonna pretend this is Killer Frost
ScoopsPlushie: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:19:39.
Contiguouskittycat: So what powers did we get from the last boss? Did we get dagger powers?
Pantsravaganza: don't let yourself get worked up. remember to chill
Serifina: I have not watched DBZA but the dodge thing is hilarious.
UnknownGerm: that frost debuff takes forever to wear off
RatekStormcrow: I liek the frosty screen when you build up freeze
Lord_ZYRK: Is this the Furi of Souls Games PogChamp
TXC2: Contiguouskittycat we got more health, same as every boss
Vanbael: does she ice kunai?
BogglesUrMind: Hit you so hard you ragdolled
boristhewizard: Man, Rom got really waifu
daryldutch: rapid fire crossbow from the vulva, she is lust after all
TXC2: I put it to you that no hitbox is regulation size
TehAmelie: i want to play a game as her
BogglesUrMind: See, Zweihander always wins
TehAmelie: she looks like a PC
TXC2: so looks like she from assassins creed
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Parrying is basically the "No u" of attacks
JaymicUnyielding: GET SHATTERED ON
JohnLockeCole: Tired, Frozen, Ded
Lord_ZYRK: FATALITY
accountmadeforants: At least you can't fall off the map, it seems, so that's one enemy taken care of.
frozenphoenix7: Gdi Alex
Vanbael: that deserves at least a yellow card
Lord_ZYRK: Ban Alex DansGame
Lord_ZYRK: MiniK
Kamotetop: Yellow Card?
TXC2: would that I could Kappa
mtcuddles1: get kicked
TehAmelie: reminds me of the DIablo 2 assassin. she can freeze and crush people too, with the right gear anyway
AlonsoSwift: Alex gets a personal foul, 2 minutes in the penalty box and Adam gets a free throw
Lord_ZYRK: TXC2 youa re truly based mod
mtcuddles1: Fatality!
JaymicUnyielding: I think it's supposed to be reminiscent of a bridal theme?
Vanbael: there's nothing left!
Serifina: rip. :D
RatekStormcrow: Isn't she wearing Harem clothes ?
Lord_ZYRK: AlonsoSwift dare we ask what he is throwing?
AlonsoSwift: @Lord_ZYRK A baseball, what else? :P
TXC2: see this is a real woman, 6ft tall, 300 lbs, makes ice Kappa
SketchyDetails: Just parry Kappa
Vanbael: I like good fast fights
Lord_ZYRK: Does Canada even have baseball? 🤔
BusTed: Fail fast, right?
TheBlueCosmonaut: the speed is good
strigonLeader: Darksouls but you're a lithe boy
Comrademik: can you repair your gear?
TXC2: Lord_ZYRK the Toronto BlueJays would like to have a word with you
Lord_ZYRK: LUL
TheBlueCosmonaut: canadian baseball LUL
TehAmelie: i'm a little concerned about those tentacles
TehAmelie: something something final form
AntiCrepuscular: !advice
LRRbot: Don't let the giant pig fall on you when it dies.
TXC2: tentacles? she is a waifu Kappa
Lord_ZYRK: Good advice
TehAmelie: mean, Lrrbot
strigonLeader: I'm a little concerned by the wavy greatsword
AntiCrepuscular: I was hoping for "don't hug the tentacles", but that works too :D
UnknownGerm: I'm curious...if you switch back during that volley of arrows, does it still follow you?
RogueLink: oof
TXC2: no you just die :P
strigonLeader: oof
mtcuddles1: oooh, thats how that works
UnknownGerm: fair
Serifina: Does the cold meter slow your movement?
Lord_ZYRK: ARROW'D
TehAmelie: first blood!
TXC2: Serifina it feezes you when full
mtcuddles1: and slows your movement some it seems
Serifina: I noticed that, I was wondering more if there was a slight reduction to speed when not full but not empty
strigonLeader: game looks kind of neat
Izandai: So is this the Dark Souls of Dark Souls ripoffs? Kappa
TheBlueCosmonaut: suh
Lord_ZYRK: Oh, Adam, can I throw a sub-minute YouTube vid in here that you need to see, or is this not the best avenue?
mtcuddles1: are spears good here?
AlonsoSwift: @Izandai No, that title goes to Dark Sasi
TXC2: Lord_ZYRK a video of what?
justwhatever_idk: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:28:43.
Lord_ZYRK: Izandai I maintain that it's the Furi of Souls games
Lord_ZYRK: TXC2 MonHun
Izandai: That scans.
Lord_ZYRK: and Jack Black
Vanbael: stockton to malone kind of shit
justwhatever_idk: the Furry of Souls Game
TXC2: Lord_ZYRK maybe leave that until after the stream, or on Adam's Discord
TheBlueCosmonaut: why arent you using the big wavy sword
TheBlueCosmonaut: i bet it does more dmaage
WithoutAnAce: "Go hard in the paint"
TXC2: it's slower
SketchyDetails: You Tried
TheBlueCosmonaut: yeah but more damage
Comrademik: throw spears at her?
Lord_ZYRK: TXC2 Adam reading his Discord in 2018 LUL
Comrademik: like when she's prepping the chasing arrows
UnknownGerm: all things considered, this boss fight is fairly straightforward and doesn't have that many bullshit mechanics
TheBlueCosmonaut: adam having a discord in 2018 LUL
UnknownGerm: it's just hard
AGiantRoach: Nothing personal kid *freezes you*
BusTed: BALEETED
strigonLeader: is this game no longer available on steam?
Contiguouskittycat: @BusTed I knew someone would make the joke.
Tangsm: I like how she steps away for a second. Let's you really contemplate your death before she dices you.
utilitybiscuits just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. utilitybiscuits subscribed for 5 months in a row!
utilitybiscuits: hey adam! thanks for the chillest of streams, a soothing accompaniment to dumb ol Desk Work Saturdays
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, utilitybiscuits! (Today's storm count: 15)
Contiguouskittycat: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (4:35 from now).
Laurreth: it's sold via Discord
TheBlueCosmonaut: buying games on discord
TXC2: SUB HYPE 15
TheBlueCosmonaut: NotLikeThis
accountmadeforants: @strigonLeader Yeah, Discord-exclusive it seems
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
banwidthraptor: lrrEFF that combo
AlonsoSwift: They were asking what the Dark Souls of Dark Souls ripoffs is. Which I'd argue Dark Sasi is
strigonLeader: Who is ready for discord to replace steam
TXC2: strigonLeader not me that's for sure
TheBlueCosmonaut: NotLikeThis
UnknownGerm: no, Dark Sasi is the Food Fight of dark Souls ripoffs
SketchyDetails: ninja scroll?? Bethesda should sue
AlonsoSwift: @UnknownGerm ...Fair plays.
mtcuddles1: spears pls
strigonLeader: Adam for best at videogames
mtcuddles1: thats just a 2 attack kill
TXC2: if GoG can't replace steam, nothing will
JasoMan1st007: Depends can Discord count to 3?
UnknownGerm: steam is desperately trying to replace discord, to limited success
Izandai: How would Discord replace Steam? Those are completely different services.
Robot_Bones: anything to force valve to make games again
AntiCrepuscular: Izandai they just started up a game store
BusTed: This game is Discord-exclusive, for instance.
BusTed: For PC.
Izandai: Oh
Eruyaean: Discord sells games nowadays
Abavus: Look at this parry god
Izandai: Neat
TXC2: Discord selling games makes ZERO sense
Gen2Gengar: Discord is doing the same thing Twitch is with their app
mtcuddles1: pro strats
Laurreth: so the question is who will buy Discord
Laurreth: Alibaba?
TheBlueCosmonaut: discord has already received mounds on mounds of investments, the games store is them starting to recoup that
AntiCrepuscular: twitter
mtcuddles1: dodge god
Laurreth: Tencent maybe
TheBlueCosmonaut: YO
justwhatever_idk: I will buy Discord, I got three dollars right here
MadWaltz: uhhh
TheBlueCosmonaut: ME
strigonLeader: holy moly
Laurreth: ew
UnknownGerm: UM
Izandai: uh
TheBlueCosmonaut: THATS ME
TXC2: WHAT THE FUCK?!
JaymicUnyielding: AAAAAAAAAAA
11Dot: WHAT IN TARNATION
Abavus: WutFace
AntiCrepuscular: oh boy :D
Grescheks: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Contiguouskittycat: NONONONONONO
TheBlueCosmonaut: ME IRL
mattman257700: TEETH
Invitare: TEETH
AGiantRoach: WELL
AntiCrepuscular: LUSTY
Himyul: I knew there had to be another form!
Contiguouskittycat: AAAAAUUGh
Gen2Gengar: I knew there was going to be anothher phase!
silenceaux: excuse me?
Kamotetop: and phallic
Leafwind104: oh fun
SenseAmidstMadness: uhh
TheWooglie: Did not see that coming
Mysticman89: um
BusTed: Unexpected.
Amentur: What that outh do cohhMy
Scrubbodiestobears: TEETH
Himyul: also, TEETH
adi_pie: TEETH
Tangsm: SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!
RogueLink: um
justwhatever_idk: Oh hey
circusofkirkus: wat
Izandai: I have questions.
utilitybiscuits: uuUUUUH
RogueLink: focus?
banwidthraptor: TEETH
morgoth_bauglyr: it wants a hug!
Lord_ZYRK: SMILE:)
Contiguouskittycat: WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING HELL IS THAT
strigonLeader: NOT KAWAII
justwhatever_idk: Tooth Worm
Laurreth: now we lustin'!
strigonLeader: ABORT
TXC2: whose this thirsty fella?
Amentur: TEETH tongue TEETH
Comrademik: welp
JaymicUnyielding: OH NOOOOOO
AntedrigusManor: thats very... phalic
LetsConsider: WHYYYYYYYYYY
TheBlueCosmonaut: i love it
mattman257700: Grothama?
Izandai: Oh that's not pleasant.
AlonsoSwift: Oh look, it spits ice
Invitare: The Worm hungers
TStodden: Did Ian foretell this with his carving Thursday Night?
AlonsoSwift: That's a new one
Kamotetop: Her feet are dangling on the side
Izandai: TEETH
Lord_ZYRK: Still got them sexy legs Kappa
PaperDoopliss: Mouthworm too strong
Tangsm: Move close during acid?
SydPreviouslyHeadache: what's that worms names?
TehAmelie: hmm what did i say about "final form"
MadWaltz: Kametop Oh good
strigonLeader: it's life restored?
adi_pie: I look away for one minute, and what in the actual fuck.
Izandai: TONGUE
TheWooglie: Can you parry the teeth?
AlonsoSwift: @Kamotetop Thanks, I hate it
circusofkirkus: god, the limbs
AntiCrepuscular: aww
Kamotetop: Her arms look broken
LetsConsider: @TheWooglie Can you imagine parrying teeth?
TXC2: TehAmelie you said tentacles. not GIANT MOUTH WORM
AntiCrepuscular: ^
Master_Gunner: welp
mattman257700: I whip my tongue back and forth. I whip my tongue back and forth
SydPreviouslyHeadache: oh that worm is her
strigonLeader: @mattman257700 over the line
TheBlueCosmonaut: where did they get the rights to my likeness to put me in the game
TheBlueCosmonaut: i want to file suit
adi_pie: Wait, so she turns into that?
banwidthraptor: i wonder if the bosses power scales to your own like if you did this fight last for example?
Lord_ZYRK: Blue LUL
UnknownGerm: get behind it, mash light attack. Totally drak souls
utilitybiscuits: you know what if the alternative was Second Form Removes Clothes this is.........good. in a sense.
Izandai: lrr
UnknownGerm: *dark
Izandai: lrrGREED
Kamotetop: Only her belt remains
Lord_ZYRK: utilitybiscuits but the second form does remove clothes
TehAmelie: still
mattman257700: @strigonLeader It's what the worm thing did
Laurreth: @TheBlueCosmonaut and every time you submit evidence, you get slammed for contempt :-/
TheBlueCosmonaut: fuck the judicial system
AntedrigusManor: did alex just scream
AntiCrepuscular: sneezed I think
Scrubbodiestobears: i think he sneezed
Lord_ZYRK: Don't worry about it OhGod
strigonLeader: wait is Alex here?
Scrubbodiestobears: it really did sound like he yelled "FUCK" though lmao
AntedrigusManor: yeah sounded like he walked in on something weird and yelled fuck
adi_pie: Luna Lake. Oh, so this lady is Rom, the Vacuous Spider?
UnknownGerm: maybe alex saw the second phase in the friend zone and reacted accordingly
Izandai: lrrGREED
utilitybiscuits: @Lord_ZYRK Horrifically True but not in a sexy way?? unless ToothWorm is somebody's thing, no kinkshaming
wintermelonandteeth: oh hey, which boss is this?
Lord_ZYRK: utilitybiscuits Kreygasm
Amentur: This is the Lust boss, wintermelonandteeth
TheBlueCosmonaut: BIG SWORD
UnknownGerm: yeah, plus during the second phase your sheild doesn't do shit
TheBlueCosmonaut: PogChamp
Laurreth: is this tsundere?
TXC2: wintermelonandteeth this is lust
MadWaltz: The only trouble with the big sword is it's slower, so you may not end up connecting as much with how fast she is
wintermelonandteeth: neat
wintermelonandteeth: WHAT THE
Amentur: Watch my tongue whip now watch me TEETH
Type_One___: Looks like Ian's pumpkin
Kamotetop: Her fingers are all messed up
shurtal: teeth
ZeroArcana: oh hey, it's Ian's pumpkin
strigonLeader: Adam sidestep god
TXC2: Hi Alex and Cameron
wintermelonandteeth: you say lust, but this sure looks like gluttony to me
TehAmelie: hey it's Cameron
boristhewizard: This is just SMT Nidhogg?
AntedrigusManor: hey cameron
MadWaltz: The limbs are bad, but I think it's the teeth that make this particulalry disturbing. Worms should not have human teeth
Tangsm: She is beautiful, Alex. Look at the joy in that smile!
mtcuddles1: oof
Kamotetop: They are perfectly sized and aligned though @MadWaltz
TehAmelie: i think some designer got their sexuality messed up by the birth scene in The Fly 2
TXC2: I feel the boss designs a good, but dont quite line up with there Sins
TXC2: *thier
Redhot19: omg I thought you switched to fight gluttony, bout that this was the same boss
Himyul: yeah, I don't want to hear about anyone body shaming her!
Lord_ZYRK: MadWaltz Worms? Rude. All I see is a beautiful lady.
MadWaltz: Kamotetop True, I'm not sure if it would be more or less disturbing if she had grody teeth rather than nice ones
strigonLeader: wait are the bosses different sins?
Lord_ZYRK: TehAmelie MingLee
TXC2: strigonLeader yeap
wintermelonandteeth: @strigonLeader yes
Himyul: what sin was the boss in the ballroom?
TXC2: Himyul envy
wintermelonandteeth: envy
Kamotetop: @Himyul Envy?
Himyul: cool
TXC2: Adam's done Greed, sloth, hate, evny and now lust
RogueLink: Up arrows? Are those like up dog?
WereDoor: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
RogueLink: Spears?
strigonLeader: where's the spoopifer mod
StarlitGhost: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR slytqThirst
TXC2: I think it's the fact it's looks like it's smiling is what gets me
BrindleBoar: should have brought pyromancies for this fight Kappa
TehAmelie: tongue fencing the Lust boss eh
Lord_ZYRK: I just noticed the fleshy little tendrils dangling from its lower jaw. Gorgeous.
Seele01SoundOnly: came back to the stream and was not ready for those teeth
cuzigotprime: reminds me of ian's pumpkin
TXC2: Lord_ZYRK that's her legs and arms
Gen2Gengar: lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrHORN
RogueLink: GG
Lord_ZYRK: TXC2 no, from her mouth
TXC2: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
MadWaltz: Nice!
AntedrigusManor: ez game
Himyul: lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
BusTed: From the lips.
Eruyaean: GG
wintermelonandteeth: easy game for babies
AlonsoSwift: lrrSPOOPL lrrGOAT lrrSPOOPR
SydPreviouslyHeadache: lrrSPOOP lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
Kamotetop: @TXC2 The worm has flesh mustache
UnknownGerm: HYPERCLAP
BusTed: gross
Lord_ZYRK: EZ 👏
TXC2: oh OK then
banwidthraptor: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
TXC2: :P
AlonsoSwift: Dinger, I confused Creepy Doll with Spoopifer
AlonsoSwift: I've failed
TehAmelie: pride has to be last obvs
JaymicUnyielding: Wait, she's HERE now?
Seele01SoundOnly: That wasnt gluttony?!
strigonLeader: that was some special as lust
Tangsm: That was lust
Seele01SoundOnly: what was that boss?
StarlitGhost: she was in the lobby just then
TXC2: Pride goith befor destruction
Amentur: lrrCHKN coxChicken edbChicken
Leafwind104: wait so both your shield and your sword are busted now?
Ukon_vasara: but pride comes before the fall, how will we ever beat gluttony now
Leafwind104: how do they get un-busted?
TheBlueCosmonaut: its Him
AlonsoSwift: See, by decreasing your attack power it cuts down your pride
TheBlueCosmonaut: big homie
Tripleyew: ‘Afternoon, Adam and howdy all
Eruyaean: Adam 'I am a God at video games' Savadan confronting his pride, circa 2018, colourized.
TXC2: Rhodes is an Island no?
MadWaltz: Is he Sauron?
Lord_ZYRK: Tripleyew seabatBRAIN /
Invitare: I already did
strigonLeader: Rhodes is a dope name
11Dot: You could play Fortnite?
Izandai: WOW he's big.
Invitare: I kept tripping
Lord_ZYRK: Dark path best path
RogueLink: This guy skipped leg day
wintermelonandteeth: he so skinny
BusTed: Footsies.
BrindleBoar: I don't think you have it in you to embrace the ruinous powers, Adam.
accountmadeforants: Teenie tiny little footsies on that boy
UnknownGerm: Legally distinct Achilles
BrindleBoar: You're too nice.
justwhatever_idk: Adam confirmed Shadow the Hedgehog
SenseAmidstMadness: This man has a shield the size of a bus
Master_Gunner: work that knee
Enmity777: This reminds me of that boss in Demon's Souls
TXC2: !addquote (Adam) [now] I'm not gonna lie to you, if I had the option, I'd take the dark path.
LRRbot: New quote #5421: "I'm not gonna lie to you, if I had the option, I'd take the dark path." —Adam [2018-10-20]
Lord_ZYRK: SenseAmidstMadness MOVE THAT BUS
BusTed: seabatHITBOX
Izandai: lrrGREED
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Oh hey it's the dragonslayer armour from DS3
Amentur: Free damage lrrGREED
BusTed: "free"
RaemSturm: yeah, he saw that the same way - free dmg!
PaperDoopliss: Narrator: "It was not free damage."
strigonLeader: @UnknownGerm does Disney own that one too
Tripleyew: Interesting Dark Souls mod Kappa
MadWaltz: Damage is never free
SenseAmidstMadness: uhh
SenseAmidstMadness: rop
JaymicUnyielding: So basically, when we were alive we did our Dark Souls thing and accidentally ruined all these peoples' lives. So now we have to go back and put them all to rest. Right?
BrindleBoar: wow
Tangsm: I'll be honest, I kind of expected Pride to be like Lord Farquaad from Shrek.
Gen2Gengar: woof
TheBlueCosmonaut: adam what would your deadly sin be
TheBlueCosmonaut: if you were a sin
Eruyaean: wat
Leafwind104: lol
strigonLeader: HOT
MacSquizzy: wow fun game
UnknownGerm: strigonLeader at this point, probably
BusTed: Hahaha.
PaperDoopliss: Good try, good try. I feel like we almost had him that time
justwhatever_idk: he's a Damage Glutton
UnknownGerm: they only almost all media at this point
TXC2: I see Adam as a Khorn man
UnknownGerm: *ownb
Invitare: TheBlueCosmonaut He already fought Greed
Kamotetop: Why the reticle on his left shin?
UnknownGerm: own. fuck
justwhatever_idk: Corn Man Adam
TheElrad: that's a big burly boy we're fighting
Master_Gunner: Adam's sin is obviously greeeeed
Gen2Gengar: This guys skipped leg day
Himyul: Tangsm Who says it isn't? Could be a tiny man in a mech suit
PaperDoopliss: @Kamotetop Because the designers of this game understand how you fight Dark Souls enemies
strigonLeader: @Kamotetop Rhodes' heel obviously
Lord_ZYRK: Kamotetop so we can sweep the leg
PaperDoopliss: All about them shins
Laurreth: I wonder if the shield is in its bearer's image
UnknownGerm: alex losing his shit in the background
TXC2: right chat I'm off
Tangsm: @Himyul That's phase 3
Lord_ZYRK: TXC2 later ResidentSleeper /
TXC2: Goodnight Everybody, and thanks for streaming Adam
Himyul: no steppy!
RaemSturm: yeah Adam, show his left leg who is the boss here!
Lord_ZYRK: Laurreth The Tower Shield of Dorian Grey 🤔
Tripleyew: Dat seabatHITBOX
wintermelonandteeth: dArK pOwEr
TheBlueCosmonaut: dark lads
MadWaltz: It amuses me that this guy seems to use his massive shield entirely for slam attacks rather than defending
SketchyDetails: dragons teeth?
RaemSturm: The Dark Power of Adds!
strigonLeader: how can you be proud and ask for help?
TheElrad: GOT EM
Lord_ZYRK: Rekt by adds NotLikeThis
Kamotetop: They have friendly fire
justwhatever_idk: what sin is this man again
MadWaltz: This is Pride
justwhatever_idk: thank
Vyous: Try and parry him Kappa
Piratical_tendancies: nerd3Pride ?
TheElrad: did Adam just complain about not getting hit?
JaymicUnyielding: Hey, we have to fight the Colossus of Rhodes, just like in God of War 2!
Leafwind104: yup
TheElrad: seabatHITBOX seabatHITBOX
Tangsm: Man, I can't wait until that kitty jumps out of this giant suit of armor in the next phase and one shots you.
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: I want someone to edit in a mario jump noise when he jumps from the chair
Lord_ZYRK: ^ LUL
PaperDoopliss: Every time Adam says "check this out"
Himyul: "hold my beer"
TheElrad: for real has been called
Tangsm: "This time I'm trying!"
Himyul: is that a Savidan guarantee?
Lord_ZYRK: The other runs were just warm-ups Keepo
Izandai: Maybe try the big sword, if parry strats aren't working?
Lord_ZYRK: NotLikeThis
TheElrad: Ring Out
AlonsoSwift: Goodbye forever?
Tangsm: What's the phrase? Pride comes before the fall?
PaperDoopliss: Tower shield 100% for show
strigonLeader: The shield is quantum, it only exists when he's charging
AlonsoSwift: @Tangsm Or in Darkest Dungeon terms, "Triumphant pride precipitates a dizzying fall."
SketchyDetails: Its free real estate
Amentur: Feels like that needs a version of the butterfly meme
Tangsm: Dodge God of the Holy Order of Footsies
19 raiders from sugarsh0t have joined !
Traion: Julie Raid!
SenseAmidstMadness: lrrGREED
EnvoyOfGoats: Raid!
cuzigotprime: this game seems too easy for adam
sugarsh0t: sugars5Luv sugars5Luv sugars5Luv
Alness49: sugars5Luv
jadedcynic: SUGARSH0T RAID!
TheBlueCosmonaut: easy
Lord_ZYRK: Brace the gates WutFace
RogueLink: GG
sugarsh0t: easy game for babies?
Master_Gunner: easy game, easy life!
Eruyaean: Since i started watching LRR about a year ago because of Friday Nights, Adam went from someone i barely knew about and didn't care to one of my favourites of the crew :D
BusTed: ez game
Amentur: lrrHEART Julie raid lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Himyul: lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
TheElrad: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
MadWaltz: That went well
Izandai: Told ya. Big sword is the way to go.
sugarsh0t: so much WoW
jadedcynic: looks like we got here just in time to help you win :D
Sati90: unarmeHmm
Mushbie: big sword, bigger brains
StarlitGhost: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
sugarsh0t: gonna go eat lunch, have funnnn
Piperlyon just subscribed with Twitch Prime. Piperlyon subscribed for 25 months in a row!
Piperlyon: Oh hey, I get to renew my sub during one of my favorite wrestle boy's stream
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Piperlyon! (Today's storm count: 16)
BusTed: om nom nom
Lord_ZYRK: We just needed sugarsh0t's crew to show up to secure a sweet victory seabatBRAIN
Contiguouskittycat: So what is our motivation for murdering all of these people?
ArcOfTheConclave: glut?
Tangsm: Gluttony
silenceaux: The one that isn't lit up
JaymicUnyielding: TALK TO LUST-CHAN
Izandai: And healing rate decreased.
Eruyaean: Well i mostly watched Friday Nights in the beginning, and after that LoadingReadyLive, so i didn't exactly see a lot of you at first :D
Lord_ZYRK: Contiguouskittycat murder is its own reward
silenceaux: Oh right. The crew is gone, but the hunger remains.
BusTed: ew
BusTed: i'mma eat it
Izandai: uh
justwhatever_idk: we fightin ahab now
Izandai: That's not where mouths go.
BrindleBoar: lol wow
SketchyDetails: lol
JaymicUnyielding: OKAY THEN
BusTed: wut
JohnLockeCole: First Gravity Death??
SheldyP: thats a good opener
Amentur: This does remind of Gluttony in FMA :O
PaperDoopliss: @Izandai But think of how efficient it is!
Tangsm: Wow. That is an OP belly flop.
jadedcynic: so...ranged build then?
jadedcynic: first drowning?
Lord_ZYRK: You're on thin ice mister Kappa
PaperDoopliss: You eat it, and then the stomach is right there!
justwhatever_idk: don't break the ice was a great board game
RealGamerCow: ew
Papperslappen: omnomnomnom
Mushbie: allow me to break the ice
Izandai: I have no idea what to do here.
BrindleBoar: RING OUT
Lord_ZYRK: HA idiot
Nocxia: wow
AntiCrepuscular: :D
MadWaltz: justwhatever_idk I was just thinking that too! I loved that game as a kid
Amentur: LUL
LetsConsider: IDIOT
Nocxia: XD
Izandai: I think it's a good thing we saved this boss for last.
jadedcynic: HAH! "From hell's dark heart, I stab at thee!" :D
strigonLeader: Stomach mouth WutFace WutFace
RaemSturm: wait, so if it breaks the ice - the arena will slowly get smaller, depending on where you fight?
Kamotetop: It does a little damage?
Kamotetop: falling?
LetsConsider: Man, watching him fall off is weirdly funny
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: Something fishy about this boss
justwhatever_idk: @MadWaltz new petition for next AFK stream
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TehAmelie: i looked away for a quick dinner and we destroyed pride?
AntiCrepuscular: AWWW
andrew4f: dat ass do
Lord_ZYRK: ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat TwitchCop
JohnLockeCole: It looks like there is *ground* beneath the Ice Stalagmites? at least
jadedcynic: he seems so collected and (relatively) nimble...and then he just derps over the edge :D
Himyul: this is like that level of gangbeasts
Veraphage: !advice
LRRbot: The train tunnel is for trains, not for Serge.
Questhere: !advice
LRRbot: Racism, stop it!
Redhot19: did you beat lust?
Alness49: So is this Gaping Smough?
silenceaux: This level is gonna get really ugly
Tangsm: He doesn't get that kill. That kill belongs to the camera.
AntiCrepuscular: you can do it :) lrrHEART
Piratical_tendancies: !badadvice
LRRbot: Stand in the fire.
Kamotetop: @Redhot19 Yes
ArcOfTheConclave: Sop falling in the pit of death.
strigonLeader: is that an ice statue of the player?
jadedcynic: !advice
StarlitGhost: he has a nice butt slytqButt
TheElrad: that's just you normal belly mouth spew, Adam
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TehAmelie: uh, gluttony, you're supposed to put things IN your belly
LetsConsider: Do we want to use the big sword with this guy?
Lord_ZYRK: There are people who don't think Adam looks great? 🤔
Contiguouskittycat: Hi Adam, you look really awake today!
SketchyDetails: You look alive Adam.
Izandai: Do you have other items you can use aside from the potions?
tangerineparasol: hey adam you look great
Lord_ZYRK: Adam you look stimulated and alert today 👀
silenceaux: He has spears, and used to have fire grenade things
accountmadeforants: Gluttony decided those potions are too strong for you.
JohnLockeCole: The ol' Butt Slam
SheldyP: was that a Rikishi ass drop?
silenceaux: idk what the item he has 3 of is
Sati90: Days until...
Papperslappen: !findquote butt
LRRbot: Quote #3471: "Why is there butt smoke everywhere?" —Alex [2016-10-05]
Himyul: I think you look more tired when you're not fully engaged in what you're doing. Being put in grayscale doesn't help. You look invigorated right now.
Invitare: there's more likely to be people saying you look high now anyway. What with Canadian laws and all
jadedcynic: ♫I'll get my mom to sit. on. you. I'll get my mom to sit on you♫ (to the tune of George Harrison's "Set on You")
Lord_ZYRK: I think it's just because of the pigmentation under your eyes
Master_Gunner: people are stupid
Veraphage: #BakeUpSuper
TheElrad: it's okay, Adam, it's now legal, you can admit you're a potfiend :D
AlonsoSwift: You look very focused on the game today, Adam
Master_Gunner: but you're awesome
Contiguouskittycat: Weed is Fine(tm) it's not this amazing super thing that makes everything great.
TheElrad: especially if you'd rather still be playing :D
Lord_ZYRK: SourPls
wintermelonandteeth: that's one butt ge got there
banwidthraptor: I think you look like a homo sapien
jadedcynic: WIN! Redefine 'victory' - in this case we made him fall in :D
chibi_bento: I find this boss' butt disturbing.
wintermelonandteeth: mmm, tasty Adam
Izandai: Why not just roll away when he's trying to eat you instead of to the side?
adi_pie: Time to take a bite out of crime.
TehAmelie: but weed makes you smarter according to this anonymous tweet i read
Mushbie: not all people have great resting faces. I know I don't
Lord_ZYRK: He's a glutton for punishment Kappa
SketchyDetails: Just Parry Kappa
ValFromBrink: too much weed slowing down your reaction times
Izandai: I mean try rolling towards the camera instead of to the side.
Himyul: I wonder how hard it is to get dental care for belly teeth? He looks like he's got some gingivitis.
Izandai: Away from the boss instead of around him. Dodge the attack with distance instead of i-frames.
Robot_Bones: rolled that blunt early more like
Robot_Bones: Kappa
TehAmelie: i think they designed this guy to make the "get right up in his butt and stay there" strategy weird
RealGamerCow: How I know a game is a Souls-like game: The "git gud"s in chat are more frequent
Izandai: katesLol
frozenphoenix7: Please Adam, you're too precious to smoke the devil's lettuce Kappa
RatekStormcrow: Good start
I_Am_Clockwork: can you mash out of grabs like that?
jadedcynic: maybe just jump right in there and make him choke on your corpse?
BusTed: Got straight Kirby'd.
Lord_ZYRK: Himyul maybe he has to go to a gastroenterologist
Izandai: @RealGamerCow Hey, I'm just throwing out ideas. I dunno any more than he does.
Spluuga: oh thaaaaat's why it's called "Stream HIGHlights"
Himyul: I wonder if insurance covers it Lord_ZYRK
silenceaux: I'm still trying to figure out what is going on with the fin growths on this guy
Tangsm: Is there a button combination when you're eaten that gives him heartburn?
Mushbie: is that liquid weed in that bottle? Kappa
jadedcynic: I tried it once, and didn't notice anything, so I've not wasted my money on that since
ArgentumFlare: He's wearing a fish scale leotard?
strigonLeader: dat boy has a lot of health
justwhatever_idk: marijuana is a depressant so it makes sense
TehAmelie: that assless chaps and scale mail combo really does something to his butt
wintermelonandteeth: is the 8th boss all of the bosses at the same time?
strigonLeader: back roll owo
Tangsm: So agile
Izandai: Yeah, not much of a lunge on HOLY SHIT
Piperlyon: yeah he has a ton of health, look at how beefy he is
Himyul: oh hai sanic!
jadedcynic: I wonder if those frozen people might help - get him to break 'em all? Aren't they the remains of his crew?
I_Am_Clockwork: SANIC!
Amentur: SANIC
Izandai: We goron racing now, bois
chi7891: !next
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frozenphoenix7: Cannonball!
BrindleBoar: also you still have the damage reduction from pride
BusTed: Kirby and Jigglypuff in one PogChamp
justwhatever_idk: Chilli Dog Gluttony
Tangsm: Does a spear interrupt that roll?
TehAmelie: he tuckered himself out playing
wintermelonandteeth: that's the secret tech, make him run into things
I_Am_Clockwork: oooh maybe you gotta get him to roll into the ice spires
jadedcynic: dangit...EVERY time we seems to figure out how to deal with his moves, he pulls out a NEW one :P
banwidthraptor: Better roll than pangar
Piperlyon: I believe this is what we call Phase Two
boristhewizard: Is this Guzzlord?
silenceaux: I bet getting him to roll into a hole stops it, at least.
Izandai: @jadedcynic Just like Dark Souls.
Sati90: Adam used to smoke when it was illegal. Now it’s not cool enough anymore Kappa
JaymicUnyielding: I think you're supposed to lead him into one of the rocks to stun him
anetfullofjello: make him roll into a hole in phase 2 seabatBRAIN
Himyul: I mean, I would expect gluttony to have a ton of HP
Traion: So Adam you are in Live tonight right?
Kamotetop: The pattern on his belly looks great though. It resembles the devil fruits in One Piece
TehAmelie: cause he's a GLUTTON for punishment
BusTed: The crack is unsettling.
justwhatever_idk: there are quite a few things unsettling tbh
wintermelonandteeth: @LoadingReadyRun How's spectator mode going along?
TehAmelie: i want more boss fights like the golem in Dark Souls that you can make fall and die
Mushbie: are you asking to die because this boss it the ass king?
Izandai: Looks like maybe there's only specific areas in the ice that get broken.
jadedcynic: yeah, he seems to have stunned himself in rolling into that spire
Izandai: Is he a firin' his lazar?
jadedcynic: oh, he's eating the crewmen?
Tangsm: It's a Care Bear Stare!
justwhatever_idk: tummy kamehamehah
MadWaltz: Did he heal? I wasn't paying enough attention
silenceaux: Slow healing is annoying, but losing another 2 heals was pretty bad
Alness49: It's the Belly Buster!
jadedcynic: he's going to pax-aus?
TehAmelie: the old "die because you thought you were already dead" death
SAJewers: he'll watch it on the flight to australia :P
Lord_ZYRK: kaaah-meeeeh-haaa-meeeh-HEUGH :vomit:
boristhewizard: @LoadingReadyRun Graham can still watch in in Australia, it'll just be in reverse Kappa
vinss1501: is this game multiplayer ?
justwhatever_idk: @TehAmelie he died as he lived, already dying
v_nome: So how is this game? It looked kinda neat.
PaperDoopliss: The nipple rings really sell this boss
Lord_ZYRK: boristhewizard nah, he'll have to turn his laptop upside down Kappa
Seele01SoundOnly: !next
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silenceaux: You enjoy living dnagerously
jadedcynic: because we're distracting you with conversations? Kappa
utilitybiscuits: it's just. there's only one word to describe a chain around your hips that drapes right over your butt and that word is Flirty
Izandai: Was that a pun, good sir?
AlonsoSwift: Of course it's chill, we're fighting on a glacier Kappa
BrindleBoar: hey Adam, did you ever go back to "The Surge" or whatever techno souls was called?
Lord_ZYRK: utilitybiscuits clearly they got gluttony and lust backwards Keepo
I_Am_Clockwork: Graham is good at "tightening up" edits as he calls it
TehAmelie: it is a little weird how much S&M stuff he's got going on
Gen2Gengar: Is this your last of the 7 sins?
jadedcynic: Graham is an inveterate editor; it's ingrained into his very psyche
Izandai: @utilitybiscuits It's attached to his nipples.
SenseAmidstMadness: twitch, please...
StarlitGhost: he has a really well defined little slytqButt
Tangsm: I just noticed the pierced nipples. In my defense, I was distracted by the pierced lovehandles.
justwhatever_idk: guys we got it wrong it's Glute tony not Gluttony
Lord_ZYRK: ^ LUL
Mushbie: Ehhh Tony
Izandai: I feel like there's probably a secret final boss after this one.
BogglesUrMind: Hey, it's the Rotten!
TehAmelie: i hate the aftermath where he stands sagging like a complete everything prolapse
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TheBaitandSwitch: I wonder if throwing a grenade in his gut will do anything
RatekStormcrow: Is the big weaspon to slow for this bnos ? Adamdoesnt seem to use the shield
Lord_ZYRK: Izandai the eighth sin: completionism Kappa
meeple0: !next
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utilitybiscuits: @Lord_ZYRK @Izandai yowza yeah all evidence points to Sexy guys its a switcheroo
AntiCrepuscular: lrrHEART lrrSPOT lrrAWESOME
TheBlueCosmonaut: if adam was using big sword i bet this'd be dead already Kappa
Izandai: @Lord_ZYRK katesLol
Izandai: Smash is the epitome of "easy to learn, hard to master".
JudgeKyle: At least you both died that time?
Izandai: I feel like the big sword is bad for this boss because you have to be so mobile.
TehAmelie: i bet that doesn't count
banwidthraptor: stun locked???
Tangsm: That went well.
TehAmelie: but hey, he can fall off too
Zaghrog: I would have lolled if that had counted as a win
MadWaltz: The boss can swim, he's fallen off before. he comes back
Izandai: @TehAmelie He jumps back up.
TehAmelie: boo
Traion: Almost like putting a show together takes work and experience, unlike what YouTube comments claim...
Lord_ZYRK: My only criticism with the intro was that it didn't have as much of that enthusiastic Adam PogChamp -iness we love so much
TheBlueCosmonaut: the point is big sword
TheBlueCosmonaut: PogChamp
Lord_ZYRK: But you'll get your footing
TheBaitandSwitch: Try throwing a grenade in when he tries to eat you
Lord_ZYRK: Welp
sir_doughnut: what is this gamer
BusTed: sploosh
silenceaux: Can't: got no grenades.
Gen2Gengar: Oh yeah, King Dodongo him
silenceaux: We lost our grenades to Envy
TheBaitandSwitch: didn't he throw an explosive or something earlier?
Gen2Gengar: We have 3 grenades
sir_doughnut: looks inspired by dark souls or something, but with less knights
BusTed: Dodongo hates smoke.
ShackledRage: I thought the first video was great, and I'm looking forward to the next one
TheBlueCosmonaut: the intro tone was good, any of the offness just felt like unfamiliarity with the medium
silenceaux: WHAT
TehAmelie: oh, he just dives in after you. i like games where the enemies don't realize when you're dead but keep chasing you into areas where you can't survive going. . .
silenceaux: The complete lack of grenades recently made me think they were what we lost completely
Izandai: That flippy attack is awesome.
BrindleBoar: TehAmelie yeah but the boss can swim, he pops back onto the field after falling in
Master_Gunner: The first episode wasn't quite what I expected - but the interview was top notch, and I look forward to how you revise and improve the show going forward.
type_variable: I liked the league episode, I just felt you covered some stuff in the intro that never got mentioned in the interview part
StarlitGhost: @silenceaux we lost instant healing for this one
jadedcynic: "Why'd I go for that?" Not certain, but I'm betting lrrGREED
I_Am_Clockwork: this boss tracks more than a Ranger in D&D
jadedcynic: "Always listen to chat! NEVER listen to chat!"
silenceaux: StarlitGhost Yes. I think we lost the item type back at Envy, but I'm not sure what anymore.
I_Am_Clockwork: turns out getting more practiced at a thing helps you become better at it :)
Lord_ZYRK: And they'll just keep getting better PogChamp
Izandai: Yeah, I think the sword and shield is better for this boss.
TheBlueCosmonaut: told yall
Piratical_tendancies: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
TheBlueCosmonaut: big sword.
rainbowpukingpanda: Hi Adam and Chat. How is everybody? lrrHEART
jadedcynic: @I_Am_Clockwork oh MY! Is that TRUE?!? BRB, gotta try this 'practice' thing out for myself!
I_Am_Clockwork: @jadedcynic make sure you keep at it, even if you dont see progress right away
jadedcynic: whoa, guy got angry on you :P
I_Am_Clockwork: some times it takes time
jadedcynic: will do, clock - see you in six to eight weeks!
Izandai: welp
TheBlueCosmonaut: ice'd
Invitare: it's the last one
TheBaitandSwitch: is there a backstep in this like Dark Souls or only rolling?
JudgeKyle: Having days off is important, I tried that "overworking" thing for the past few months, wouldn't recommend it very highly
Invitare: I wonder what Yordo would be like as the last, if he suddenly gets harder somehow
wintermelonandteeth: as tough as envy?
silenceaux: There's a lot of small disadvantages adding up against you
TheBlueCosmonaut: this mans is all over the place
Gen2Gengar: Can you imagine if one of the bosses made you lose your roll
TheElrad: I would just blame chat
Lord_ZYRK: ^
silenceaux: I mean, as a reminder at this point we have: slower healing with fewer uses, lower max health & stamina, less items, reduced defenses...
Tangsm: Envy had a lot more implied progress only to beat you down for thinking you were winning. This is a more straight forward killing.
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silenceaux: And I think Pride lowered our damage? I'm not sure.
Gen2Gengar: Yeah
Izandai: With regards to the attack with a huge delay, maybe you can get two or three hits in to help you time the dodge roll?
decentperversion: Pudge got big
Gen2Gengar: Told you this guy was King Dodongo
Avidus_Mauch: Just got a raise this week need to share it with this beautiful boy
type_variable: perhaps the healing is time to throw the bombs
Izandai: O.o
silenceaux: The double!!
Izandai: okay then
Contiguouskittycat: Wait, so beating bosses makes us weakier?
Lord_ZYRK: Avidus_Mauch seabatBRAIN
TheBaitandSwitch: I still think he needs to get a bomb in that gut
silenceaux: You might be able to dodongo him during the heal idk
Vanbael: stranges vore yet
silenceaux: Contiguouskittycat We have to sacrifice something to attempt each different boss
Izandai: ^
Izandai: To unlock access to the boss.
Lord_ZYRK: lrrGREED probably
Tangsm: Wow, he baited you into that dive.
Avidus_Mauch: mauch is a german name the ch is more like s hiss sound from cats
Izandai: sh?
AlonsoSwift: I like how it seemed as though you could sacrifice without attempting said boss. So theoretically, you could do all the sacrifices before fighting one boss to play on full hard mode
Mysticman89: probably an achievement for that sortt of the thing, if this platform has achievements
Avidus_Mauch: first google hit https://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/ujf/blog/German_ch.html hope posting links is fine
emonotony: Heya Adam. You look cheery and perky today. Keepo
Izandai: gottem
TehAmelie: at least you're somehow consistently getting him to roll into that iceberg and not keep rolling for minutes
PaperDoopliss: He's in cheese javelin range! Go!
emonotony: I've never been quite as tilted as today
emonotony: What with having a spine problem
Izandai: katesScared
Izandai: NOOO
Papperslappen: SO CLOSE
TheBaitandSwitch: !!!
Rhinoceritis: wasted
RogueLink: awww nooooo
AlonsoSwift: RIP
angryoptimist: lrrAWW
Kamotetop: So close
type_variable: F
RatekStormcrow: REKT
TehAmelie: soo close
Izandai: lrrAWW
Avidus_Mauch: F
Lord_ZYRK: It was so close BibleThump
InadvisablyTwee: You'll get it!
silenceaux: Awwwwww....
Wondermoo: lrrAWW
PaperDoopliss: DESPAIR
Piratical_tendancies: lrrAWW
angryoptimist: So close!
Lady_Meh: lrrAWW
CaptBiggles: F
Veraphage: f
Questhere: sergeFall
l0gin4me: lrrAWW
AntiCrepuscular: this boss is the pits! Kappa
ArcOfTheConclave: robed
UristMcSupport: flamuCQ
emonotony: All the points for style
PaperDoopliss: Are javelins any good on this dude?
InadvisablyTwee: You can do it
Gen2Gengar: You can do it!
Banrael: cheer100 Real close
Avidus_Mauch: lrrAWW
fracassio: That was cruel
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RatekStormcrow: lrrAWW lrrAWW lrrAWW lrrAWW lrrAWW lrrAWW lrrAWW lrrAWW lrrAWW lrrAWW lrrAWW lrrAWW lrrAWW
JudgeKyle: so those attack patterns totally change at about 1/3 health?
Tangsm: The true boss is the holes we made along the way.
Izandai: Okay, you got this. If you can get that close, you can beat it.
silenceaux: And then you slipped off the precipice. :C
emonotony: You WERE right on the precipice, and then you rolled off
Izandai: God, that delay attack is the worst.
InadvisablyTwee: I believe in you Adam!
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Lafajet: Don't worry Adam,I still like you even though you fell in the ice pit.
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TehAmelie: look we can blame the camera or blame imperfect situational awareness
Izandai: Yeah, you've got this thing's patterns down, now.
dougma: o/ how goes chat? how ya doing Adam?
Izandai: This is the run.
emonotony: TehAmelie I blame the stream lag
emonotony: We can't tell Adam to go left fast enough
TehAmelie: of course
ArcOfTheConclave: @TehAmelie you're right. lrrEFF the camera
Piratical_tendancies: !box
LRRbot: Box box box!
InadvisablyTwee: Go Adam Go
Lafajet: That roll doesn't really seem fair
SketchyDetails: came out ahead on that regen phzase :D
Izandai: This is still the run.
TehAmelie: that roll movie is classic Blanka i just realized, super strong but leaves him extra vulnerable
Izandai: NOOO
AntiCrepuscular: :(
Gen2Gengar: NOOOOOO
Izandai: ONE FUCKING HIT
JaymicUnyielding: WHYYYYYYY
dougma: nooooooooo1!!!!!!!
Izandai: FUCK
Master_Gunner: noooooooooooooooooooooooo
Edgarware: katesRip
PaperDoopliss: H U B R I S
circusofkirkus: :(
Lafajet: Woooooow....
Angnor33: lrrCOW
The_FlyingDutchman: lrrGREED
silenceaux: D:
BusTed: ouch.
Invitare: The sliver!
mrsarkhan: gabyRip
corpocracy: F
RealGamerCow: faaaahk
Avidus_Mauch: sooooooo close
Sirius2010: aww I just joined what I miss
RatekStormcrow: @LoadingReadyRun you do know you have spears and bombs ?
Angnor33: lrrGREED
TheArchitectUnstructured: noooooooooo!
Piratical_tendancies: lrrGREED
InadvisablyTwee: Adam youre' looking handsome today and I believe you can do it
l0gin4me: lrrAWW lrrAWW lrrAWW benginRip
Porsgaard81: Noooo
Wondermoo: lrrEFF
PaperDoopliss: Have we considered cheese javelins?
JaymicUnyielding: SLOTH COMES BACK TO HAUNT US
Rathalok: lrrGREED lrrGREED lrrGREED
Zaxor666: Ok, so how is this game?, i just heard about it today!
Gulleko: lrrGREED
angryoptimist: Brutal
Lord_ZYRK: Well shit
Izandai: Augh, that was the most Dark Souls lrrGREED thing I've ever seen.
Cmdrlyneye: hey youtube
psyseven: no stamina like conor mcgregor
ShackledRage: cheer100 1 isn't 0
EJGRgunner: !next
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Comrademik: f
silenceaux: Does throwing stuff use stamina? If not, you may need to do that to keep up pressure during the heal
Izandai: Go for the kill, run out of stamina with literally one hit left and then die.
Tangsm: I think even Gluttony felt bad about that one.
Sirius2010: is this smol dark souls?
TehAmelie: did you know in SF 2 Blanka is the only PC with a move that can be counted for double damage
Pharmacistjudge: if you were right there...you can get right there again
TehAmelie: *countered
InadvisablyTwee: Maybe he just needs a break, cup of coffee to recharge to get over the hill
ArcOfTheConclave: Look on the bright side. At least you don't slide on the ice.
Izandai: @Pharmacistjudge Agreed. Adam's got this for sure. He's got this guy's patterns on lockdown.
Contiguouskittycat: Does adam not have any magic?
BusTed: Tracking like a fuzzy VHS.
TheBaitandSwitch: so much damage when you punish that open belly
JudgeKyle: I want to make more coffee but I literally can't look away
kinkerbelle: "check this out!" - Adam
RogueLink: that...didn't seem like parry time.
Gen2Gengar: Adam knows what he's doing, if hhe wants to take a break, he'll do it
PaperDoopliss: !checkthisout
kirtay_iknalos: that escalated quickly!
morgoth_bauglyr: that guy is on a hackathon
emonotony: Do you have any bolt paper?
Izandai: How did you not get hit?
InadvisablyTwee: I believe in Adam
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Izandai: But yeah, he's got this for sure. He knows what this guy's gonna do even before he does.
emonotony: Izandai Stomp Adam's ass?
Izandai: What?
emonotony: According to the pattern, that's what he's doing!
emonotony: Keepo
BusTed: That's certainly the music of a phase two.
accountmadeforants: Oh damn, Gluttony became Sanic while I was away?
angryoptimist: 1 != 0
emonotony: Eh it's still not as bad as Sonic Forces
l0gin4me: Jebaited
kinkerbelle: But better than Sonic Suggests!
angryoptimist: This boss is a bully.
silenceaux: Yeah that was some commit-cancel junk right there
AlonsoSwift: @kinkerbelle Now that's just heresy
Porsgaard81: Go Adam!
emonotony: Listen Sonic Suggests was a masterpiece, I bet we hear more from this Kojima guy
Izandai: Sure, game.
angryoptimist: Also, the stomach mouth from the back almost kinda looks like nards.
Lord_ZYRK: Gluttony's got nards PogChamp
accountmadeforants: This boy enjoys rotating on all axes.
Veraphage: Tacking so hard you can call him Google
Veraphage: Tracking*
Tangsm: Oh, we're playing golf!
PaperDoopliss: You're doing great Adam
clarinetman: oh that belly is horrible
emonotony: It's choppin' time!
Izandai: I'm very surprised at how good this game is. From the name and the model of our character, I thought it was gonna be some weak knock-off, not much better than Watch+Play fare. Turns out that's not the case. The bosses have great designs and seem to be super interesting to fight, and the gameplay seems super tight.
angryoptimist: This is gonna be the one.
I_Am_Clockwork: beej!
Banrael: Wild beej?
l0gin4me: hi Beej
Kamotetop: where did beej come from?
emonotony: Throw a pokeball at the wild beej
angryoptimist: Well, that was BS.
silenceaux: Blame it on the work environment
Comrademik: dat hitboz
Comrademik: *hitbox
Comrademik: yo, random question, but is anyone playing destiny 2 and able to give me a hand with gravetide summoner
Comrademik: i picked up the bounty not realising i was below the light level
lifecharacter: Better to ask in Discord than the stream.
silenceaux: Bomb might be more stamina efficient for interrupting, at least.
Comrademik: good point
Izandai: Okay, game.
Comrademik: what's the discord link? I'm not currently joined
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Comrademik: noice
Comrademik: thanks my dudes
Comrademik: <3
silenceaux: I seriously think he got interrupted faster because of it though
Izandai: ^
TehAmelie: the last inch is the hardest
Izandai: EZ GAMe
accountmadeforants: This is truly the Titan Souls of Dark Souls.
Edgarware: lrrGOAT
RogueLink: Got em!!!
corpocracy: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Gen2Gengar: lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrHORN
UristMcSupport: flamuGIFT
TheBaitandSwitch: Huzzah!
Izandai: lrrGOAT
lifecharacter: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Wondermoo: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
ChangelingDruid: GG
RatekStormcrow: First Try
TheElrad: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Izandai: lrrHORN
TehAmelie: so to speak
Veraphage: lrrGOAT
Himyul: lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
silenceaux: Nicely done!!!!
fracassio: lrrGOAT
Forgebold: YESSSS
DuckRunAmok: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Lord_ZYRK: YOOO seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Master_Gunner: YASSSSSSSSSSSSS
Wondermoo: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Lady_Meh: lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
Porsgaard81: Wuuuu!
Izandai: Easy game for babies.
RealGamerCow: lrrAWESOME lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrSIGNAL lrrGOAT lrrAWESOME
Nocxia: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN never . didn't. have it.
Banrael: cheer100 And that's how you deal with whatever that thing was
morgoth_bauglyr: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Izandai: Kappa
Kamotetop: katesThank katesThank katesThank
ThinksTooMuch: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
RogueLink: but now what?
InadvisablyTwee: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
manfred909: cheer100
TehAmelie: and now the game truly begins
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: benginTry benginTry benginTry
emonotony: Redeem the Avatar of Gluttony for a free large pizza and a 64oz soda
Comrademik: brappa ba booie!
TheBlueCosmonaut: i am that rock
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Kamotetop: katesWa katesOw katesWa katesOw katesWa katesOw
CaptainSpam: Got it in one.
Izandai: Hm.
Mysticman89: is that an egg
RogueLink: hmmm
Tangsm: And now you claim your throne as the Dodge God.
Invitare: it's YOU
lifecharacter: Who forsook our good boy?
TheBlueCosmonaut: PogChamp
silenceaux: wow
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: It you
InadvisablyTwee: It's not handsome enough to be you
Lord_ZYRK: Forsakenbats PogChamp
ShackledRage: The final fight, you must FIGHT YOUR SELF! cheer100
ArcOfTheConclave: You are the final boss!
TehAmelie: is Adam the eighth sin?
accountmadeforants: Oh I know this boss, beware his footsies!
Kikazi: seabatBRAIN seabatHITBOX
Contiguouskittycat: Oh we're a sinner too!
Lord_ZYRK: Adam confirmed solid as a rock Kappa
MadWaltz: The final boss was inside you all along
I_Am_Clockwork: this boss is just a GIANT Brain, right?
lifecharacter: Big brain, but all footsies..
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Kamotetop: Was that seven?
emonotony: lifecharacter Brainipede
silenceaux: Oh! Hooray!
Izandai: Final boss. Called it.
Mysticman89: are you fighting dark link now? or I guess, light link
Contiguouskittycat: What is our actual sin though? Pride?
Izandai: Did not expect having to fight ourselves, though.
silenceaux: I bet that they're like you, only better
TehAmelie: i hope this is like the mirror demon in Prince of Persia that you beat by just sheathing your sword
RogueLink: The boss version of you have all your stuff still!
Tangsm: One shot him with a reassuring hug!
Izandai: This game is awesome.
angryoptimist: Very Gwyn-y.
AlonsoSwift: Oh, the boss is probably like how you were at the beginning of the game.
lifecharacter: I think the PVP in this game needs work. These invaders seem to be hacking.
MadWaltz: He is much bigger than we are
BusTed: magic is cheat
circusofkirkus: quit hitting yourself, Adam
Banrael: Stop hitting yourself!
Invitare: I don't know Adam, why ARE you doing that attack Kappa
Izandai: This guy is slightly bigger than you.
ArcOfTheConclave: Stop hitting yourself lrrBEEJ
Laurence72: Stop hittingyourself! Stop hitting yourself!
CaptainSpam: You're being bullied! By yourself!
TehAmelie: there's ripostes?!
Invitare: this is two Adams fight another Adam
TheBlueCosmonaut: this poor young man
TheBlueCosmonaut: see THIS adam uses big sword
Mysticman89: he's got pauldrons an d I don't think you ever had those
Lord_ZYRK: Adam as Adam vs Adam
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Did Gluttony have a second phase?
Gen2Gengar: This guy's a piece of cake
Izandai: Adam as Adam vs Game as Adam
MadWaltz: Literal flamberge
TheBlueCosmonaut: large brain
TheBlueCosmonaut: seabatBRAIN
TehAmelie: this game gets funny for everyone with a biblical name
fracassio: Is his sword getting bigger?
GetGoodCHEESECAKE: this game looks so good
Tangsm: If he were REALLY you, he'd have fallen off that ledge.
Lord_ZYRK: fracassio so you noticed KappaPride
accountmadeforants: It seems this one's true superpower is his inability to be knocked off edges. That's just unfair.
Lord_ZYRK: Tangsm LUL
RogueLink: Not a bad first attempt.
PaperDoopliss: Pretty good first try
Izandai: @GetGoodCHEESECAKE It's way better than I thought it would be.
AntiCrepuscular: unparryable god?! :o
TehAmelie: at least he doesn't have like ten instant heals
ArcOfTheConclave: "Who are you?" "I'm you but stronger."
DrWreckage: This boss must be able to fall off the edge right? Like us?
Izandai: @ArcOfTheConclave Excellent memery.
Himyul: I think he's using sin powers
ArcOfTheConclave: @Izandai 5/7?
GetGoodCHEESECAKE: @Izandai I am probably gonna get it and i am happy about buying this game which is a first for me because i am never excited for games
TehAmelie: he did use a lightning thingy
lifecharacter: It learned from us.
Izandai: @ArcOfTheConclave sure
accountmadeforants: You need to plug in a second controller to use magic, obviously.
angryoptimist: This version has magic because this is the sin of Big Cheats.
Invitare: maybe your version has magic and you're just not trying hard heough? Kappa
ThreeCatsInATrenchcoat: It's us, but stronger
Invitare: you've gotta believe
Krimarie: Are you fighting yourself?
TheBlueCosmonaut: the ragdolls LUL
Izandai: That was a good ragdoll.
accountmadeforants: Flips!
TehAmelie: stop hitting yourself, etc
Gen2Gengar: what was thta
angryoptimist: A+ ragdoll.
Questhere: lol that ragdoll after
accountmadeforants: You traded your ability to do magic for the ability to do flips
JudgeKyle: damn, I knew I shouldn't have made more coffee, I missed it :(
Kamotetop: Spears?
fracassio: Maybe you can only parry greatsword with greatsword?
circusofkirkus: I mean, he is a parry god :)
aWabbajack: 1 star yelp reviews baby! I keep saying that now
CobaltShurikenReborn: s+ ragdoll
Izandai: You know, for a place called "Burning Purgatory" there's not that much fire.
aWabbajack: since the Panelysts
Contiguouskittycat: Did they say what our sin was?
Gen2Gengar: Contiguouskittycat All of them
emonotony: Contiguouskittycat Pride. About our parrying abilities
Lord_ZYRK: Izandai you jinxed it, didn't you?
Kamotetop: @Contiguouskittycat Something like pandora's box. You made all the other sins?
Izandai: @Lord_ZYRK We already knew his second phase had fire.
emonotony: Goddamn Adam, always animation cancelling
MagisterMystax: ded
Izandai: He's burning, but the arena isn't.
TheElrad: that's what you get for messing with the parry god, Adam
accountmadeforants: So Adam, why are you beating up this helpless child?
PaperDoopliss: I think that conspicuous wind-up might actually be his parry animation
GallowsCat: hey adam, i know youlike fighting games, you checked out the new soul calibur?
LiveFaust: Did he just dab-kick?
InadvisablyTwee: @GallowsCat I think he's a little busy
GetGoodCHEESECAKE: oh this game has parrys i am so hyped now
adi_pie: Oh, no, Adam is fighting Adam?
adi_pie: Adam's aren't meant to fight! Not like this!
Raziel14085: Don't call yourself a dumbass, you'll hurt your own feelings
Lord_ZYRK: Izandai the arena isn't burning YET
Izandai: Fair.
v_nome: So is our character named Adam or did we name ourselves that?
TheBlueCosmonaut: BIG SOWRD
Mysticman89: character is named that by chance
TheBlueCosmonaut: PogChamp
Tangsm: lol, that ragdoll flip
Himyul: when will this Adam on Adam violence ever end?
angryoptimist: The ragdoll again! It's repeatable! PogChamp
PaperDoopliss: This is what happens when you go up against the parry god
Aritos: adam: ''its realy bad to get parried", ''gets parried twice'
WithoutAnAce: That over the shoulder wind up has gotta be his parry wondow
Mysticman89: is maybe it adam of eadam and eve fame? so the sin is eatting an apple or some such?
cephas138: can he parry your big sword?
Mister_Hush: Yo yo yo whaddup nerds
Izandai: Sword and shield seems way better for the first phase. Maybe big sword is better in the second phase?
angryoptimist: Since it's Adam, the sin obviously must be having a brain that's too big.
GallowsCat: @InadvisablyTwee adam tends to be pretty good at randomly checking cht and getting himself killed, he might answer if he see C:
angryoptimist: That's also why the boss auto-parries.
LiveFaust: Yeah, that kick is TOTALLY preceded by a dab. This IS 100% IRL Adam.
angryoptimist: You might be the hardest boss in Dark Souls, Adam.
Izandai: The different in quality between this game's model and animations for the player character and everything else in this game is astounding.
BusTed: benginDab2
TheBlueCosmonaut: the dab
BusTed: ok
silenceaux: I think it IS an attack animation, with parry windows on the front
TheBlueCosmonaut: too strong
I_Am_Clockwork: maybe he parries when you hit clash with him?
Izandai: I think he's got an attack that turns into a parry if you try to hit him during the wind up.
fracassio: Ç
fracassio: ^
Izandai: Which is super powerful and weirdly appropriate for the final boss of a game like this.
kinkerbelle: Like Dead Or Alive 5's Offensive Holds?
Gen2Gengar: So if the boss is Adam, is the playable character James?
Izandai: Totally fucks with all your instincts.
Mysticman89: this sounds like first form music
Lord_ZYRK: We needed ANGRIER TOOTING
JudgeKyle: this music is rad though
Himyul: try spears?
MadWaltz: Hey, panflutes are epic
Izandai: That's also not what lightning sounds like.
VanGhoul: Never played this dark souls dlc, is it any good?
angryoptimist: At least the ragdoll is kinda funny.
sethmerickson17: dark souls 5 I didbt know it was out yet
Gen2Gengar: I feel like this boss fight isn't as polished as the rest of the game
frozenphoenix7: Right, it's Demon Souls DLC
Krimarie: Can you not do that fancy magic stuff?
Izandai: @Gen2Gengar Could be.
emonotony: * Demons's' Souls
AntedrigusManor: this game looked really good until this fight, maybe adam sucks but its such a lower quality
s0lesurviv0r: so Dark Souls had a one night stand with Furi?
Traion: We are making far too much progress for this to be a Dark Souls stream :P
l0gin4me: I see that parry stab, and see Dark Souls
Izandai: This game was definitely heavily inspired by Dark Souls. No question.
circusofkirkus: Put Adam in Smash, you cowards!
angryoptimist: I feel like I've heard this song in a movie that got MST3K'd before.
emonotony: circusofkirkus They did! And even added the Gangplank Galleon theme!
Mister_Hush: This guy took your name, are you just gonna allow that?!
SquareDotCube: Aden? More like Gywn Jr.
Porsgaard81: You got this, Adam.
angryoptimist: Oh man, that dab...
TheBlueCosmonaut: woned
Izandai: I like how he's swinging the big sword one handed. He could be using a shield right now, but eff it.
TheBlueCosmonaut: owned
Porsgaard81: Noooo
Tangsm: Come on, Adam. Everybody knows the guy with the shinier helmet has to win the fight.
MadWaltz: ahh, so close
angryoptimist: Pretty close!
silenceaux: Another case of "meant to attack, used heal"?
l0gin4me: Adam wins?
BusTed: 4Head
frozenphoenix7: @Izandai How else is he supposed to be someone's super cool OC do not steal?
Izandai: lol
Traion: Adam you can't beat up Blue, violence against minors is a serious crime ;P
Lord_ZYRK: Lookout Blue, Adam hasn't won this fight but he can win that one Kappa
TheBlueCosmonaut: traion DansGame
RavingPenguin: Dats new o:
silenceaux: That was a fast turnaround
Azihe: Man, people really like to throw shade at Adam. I don't get why, he's an awesome guy
Laurence72: Adam, you're doing great! You haven't lost a single duel against this weird challenger yet!
Mister_Hush: Talkin' shit is half the fun of Adam streams
Izandai: It's all in good fun.
VanGhoul: The death animation gets me
Himyul: No, Adam is killing you
Lord_ZYRK: Derision and insults are how we show we care
AlonsoSwift: @Laurence72 I know! The camera angle is really weird though. It's like it's trying to imply that we're playing as the boss for some reason :P
emonotony: We're less throwing shade and more just being the sassypants cats
Invitare: I don't think it's the *music* that's killing you here
angryoptimist: I don't blink at Seachats regulars doing it, I like it when Adam snarks back at us.
Lord_ZYRK: Technically haven't we won this fight every time? 🤔
Izandai: Yeah, that's fair.
FarleyF: You merely adopted the Parry, I was born in it. Why I didn't attack until I was a man
Azihe: I mean, there is a difference between sass and just straight talking shit
sethmerickson17: adam has never lost
angryoptimist: I'm not really good at good-natured ball-busting, though, so I don't try to do it.
MadWaltz: When you die by a parry, he always does that flip -- I presume you fall down as part of the parry animation, then it resets, after, realizes you died, and you flip
silenceaux: Yeah, the fact that he starts the animation with the parry window is frustrating
angryoptimist: I'm not really sure I can agree with the auto-parry attack gameplay decision in this boss fight.
Izandai: @MadWaltz That's what I was thinking.
angryoptimist: Like, it makes it harder, sure, but it seems really frustrating--granted, I'm just watching this.
Tangsm: At least he doesn't heal.
fracassio: That sequence is kinda unfair, tbh
silenceaux: @angryoptimist I like the idea as a counter to reckless aggression, but I think the set-up is too short. It's getting Adam even when he's trying to be careful.
BusTed: seabatHITBOX
Izandai: Yeah, an attack that turns into a parry if you attack during it sounds perfect for an enemy like this to have, but you have to be able to see it coming, otherwise it just feels unfair.
BusTed: The combos.
Tangsm: They could have at least programmed him to make bowling pin noises for entertainment's sake.
MadWaltz: If he times when he was about to start his could parry/attack were made really obvious, it would be better. The trouble is you can just be attacking him and then he does it and you are screwed
angryoptimist: @silenceaux Gwyn's kind of an example of this done right, no? But I get the impression that the folks who made this had a bit less time/budget to work on it.
Tangsm: Turing test fake Adam!
Laurence72: Honestly, I think the most impressive thing is how Adam can do a roll with a sword that is one and a half times his height strapped to his back.
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MadWaltz: Alternatively, if you could parry HIS attacks in the second phase so you didn't have to worry about making parryable attacks, that would also work
fracassio: YES, it's kinda artificial. It would make more sense just give super armor and no damage to the move, giving parry effect to active frames feels a little too much.
Izandai: @Laurence72 The trick is to g shoulder-to-him.
MadWaltz: But it seems like you can't
TheBlueCosmonaut: just dont attack
Rytthigar: Hey chat, hey Adam :)
Izandai: *go
TheBlueCosmonaut: SeriousSloth
Izandai: *hip
Izandai: The trick is to go shoulder-to-hip.
I_Am_Clockwork: lol
Lord_ZYRK: Yo Rytthigar seabatBRAIN /
AlonsoSwift: I wonder if there's some 'clever' solution to this fight, like it's a spontaneous puzzle boss.
RatekStormcrow: I think Greed is the Sin Adam will never beat :)
Izandai: There's gotta be a trick to this.
SketchyDetails: try not attacking :P
silenceaux: He can parry the greatsword too, right? Sometimes leap attacks get to be unparriable
Tangsm: This combat is silly. You know all of his psychological weaknesses. You should be able to emotionally cripple him.
Contiguouskittycat: Do you still have magic attacks?
AntiCrepuscular: AlonsoSwift that would be irritating, most puzzles don't kill you repeatedly as you're trying to figure them out
Contiguouskittycat: Maybe conservative mage is the strat here.
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PaperDoopliss: The parrying mechanic was a mistake
TehAmelie: he started glowing really early that time. i wonder if it's a timed powerup, like Artorias
angryoptimist: I wonder if it's one of those things where it's just tuned to be too finicky?
ShilenoTilibleTrigido: The new dark souls??? LUL
TehAmelie: and not just a second phase
Izandai: I think he can only parry when he's glowing, yeah. It looks like there's a particular stance he goes into before parrying. During the first phase it's when he raises his shield, and during the second phase I think he swings his sword about his head in a particular way.
AlonsoSwift: @AntiCrepuscular Oh, I never said it wouldn't be crap, I was just wondering if that was the case
AntiCrepuscular: fair point AlonsoSwift !
ShilenoTilibleTrigido: This happen when skyrym know Zelda LUL
Mister_Hush: Sometimes maybe good, sometimes maybe shit.
TehAmelie: yeah, he stopped glowing!
SenseAmidstMadness: hax
SquareDotCube: and you can't parry the kick?
SenseAmidstMadness: srsly?
ShilenoTilibleTrigido: LUL
AlonsoSwift: 'I think it's only when he's glowing, he can parry.' [proceeds to attack while he's glowing]
swim4him: you did it
ruscobrog: o
Mister_Hush: PJSalt
Contiguouskittycat: The secret "parry while facing the opposite direction" move.
SenseAmidstMadness: Can't parry running off the edge of the world
TehAmelie: a new world record!
Izandai: @AlonsoSwift [and doesn't attack while he's not glowing]
Tangsm: He didn't see that coming. Ha.
MadWaltz: Maybe this is like Zelda 2, and you're just supposed to find a corner to crouch in and spam attack Kappa
Mysticman89: maybe use the megaton hammer
ShilenoTilibleTrigido: @MadWaltz when Zelda know Batman: the dark knight LUL
angryoptimist: It does seem like you're right about Glowing = Can Parry You, though, Adam.
Izandai: lrrGREEP
Izandai: lrrGREED
colnine: Be patience. Use big sword and remember. He can parry from the back.
colnine: *can’t
TehAmelie: yeah best to mostly wait out the glow phase i guess
boristhewizard: Oh, dang, Adam made it further than I expected. How man bosses are left?
silenceaux: Maybe it's like Envy's Daggers and you need to throw a spear at him
AlonsoSwift: Suddenly fiar sord
SenseAmidstMadness: He parries you by looking in your general direction
ShilenoTilibleTrigido: OMG they kill loadingreadyrun.... bastards (credit to south park) LUL
Tangsm: Yeah, he teleports into a parry.
TehAmelie: basically you'e only safe to attack while he's still in attack animation. seems fair
TehAmelie: (sarcasm)
Izandai: Looks like during the second phase it's not really safe to do more than one hit at a time, and he doesn't do anything parryable, so maybe try the big sword during second phase?
adi_pie: "Why'd I go for that?" I don't know, Adam, but I guess you could ask Adam.
Izandai: @boristhewizard We think this is the last boss.
TehAmelie: hey, he's parriable when powered up :o
caulderjof: You're fighting someone who looks like you but is a bit bigger. Adam, are you fighting your dad?
Gnuttor: Hi Adam! Hi chat! What game is this? Looks like a scaled down Dark Souls-ish thing.
fcg_shadow: Good morning Adam. nice dodge
Izandai: This is the Furi of Dark Souls clones.
adi_pie: This is the run. I can feel it!
fcg_shadow: why is the fire dude throwing lightning?
kanimaras: bait yourself you mean
TehAmelie: reminds me of the nameless king fight. when Adam did it naked and debuffed
MadWaltz: He's not glowing anymore apparently, if that matters
Izandai: I don't think he parries you when he's not glowing.
adi_pie: Tracking exists so you don't lose your package in the mail.
franksey: do spears not work on him?
caulderjof: I don't think tracking keeps your packages from getting lost. It just helps you sooth your lost-package anxiety.
sethmerickson17: some of his attacks remind me of slave knight gael
CataclysmicReverb: So is this some kind of chibi Dark Souls mod?
I_Am_Clockwork: @sethmerickson17 also a bit of Knight Artoreous
1MrGhost: Can you use the giant sword on your back?
MadWaltz: Also the big flaming sword is very Gwyn
I_Am_Clockwork: and the kick if very Gwyn
Lord_ZYRK: YO PogChamp
Theycallmejokke: HoOold
adi_pie: lrrHORN
Izandai: Easy game for babies.
Ravynn: lrrHORN
angryoptimist: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN YES ADAM YES
Wondermoo: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
circusofkirkus: seabatBRAIN
Laurence72: YES!!!
I_Am_Clockwork: lrrGOAT there
Theycallmejokke: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Pharmacistjudge: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
Izandai: lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN lrrGOAT lrrHORN
Lord_ZYRK: ADAM DIED \ PogChamp /
empyreon: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Avidus_Mauch: LRRHORN
corpocracy: lrrHORN lrrHORN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
TheBlueCosmonaut: owned
MadWaltz: adi_pie Are you psychic?
UnknownGerm: magic pixel can't save you now!
PaperDoopliss: PHASE 2
cuzigotprime: wat
accountmadeforants: And now the game truly begins?
Avidus_Mauch: lrrHORN
fracassio: lrrHORN
1MrGhost: Adam remains un-impressed...
Wondermoo: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
frozenphoenix7: benginTry benginTry
grandmaspocket: is there a hard difficulty?
ToddtheDog: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
sethmerickson17: whooooo lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrFINE
BusTed: benginTry benginTry benginTry
Laurence72: is he doing push ups??
Tangsm: Now hug it out.
colnine: You see ;) Bravo!
RatekStormcrow: Jesus ???
cuzigotprime: wat
Pharmacistjudge: ummmm I guess we are the final boss now?
Lord_ZYRK: SPOOKY 👀
Avidus_Mauch: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
TheBlueCosmonaut: scary game
RogueLink: GG
MadWaltz: I'm spooped
Ravynn: lrrGOAT
SenseAmidstMadness: The spookiest parries
corpocracy: lrrGOAT
Izandai: Easy game for babies.
angryoptimist: lrrSPOOP Parries
SenseAmidstMadness: Too easy
manfred909: lrrCHKN lrrCHKN lrrCHKN
cuzigotprime: game too easy for adam
Tangsm: Adam, will you dress up as giant worm Lust for Halloween?
meatathon just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. meatathon subscribed for 42 months in a row!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, meatathon! (Today's storm count: 28)
caulderjof: Well I got here for the last few minutes, so I guess I understand the game's whole deal now.
Izandai: lrrCHKN
Dentro_ just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. Dentro_ subscribed for 39 months in a row!
Dentro_: Goat there! GGWP, as they say.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Dentro_! (Today's storm count: 29)
I_Am_Clockwork: LRL yay!
Pavlovs_Dog_: go food yourself
BusTed: Have a good evening friend.
Pharmacistjudge: You do something good for yourself adam
Izandai: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (2:33 from now).
Laurence72: Thanks for the stream Adam!
SenseAmidstMadness: Get fed!
empyreon: Get that burrito, friend!
I_Am_Clockwork: thanks for the stream adam! fun as always
TheGamesBlog: Good job Adam! made it just in time for credits. hahaha
adi_pie: Take care, Adam. Thank you for the stream.
Lord_ZYRK: We get to see Adam LIVE PogChamp
1MrGhost: There are a surprising few people who made this game...
BusTed: Uh ohhhh
Izandai: Replay value?
angryoptimist: This was neat; thanks for doing a whole stream!
Master_Gunner: new game +?
BusTed: There's space for multiple challenges.
JudgeKyle just subscribed with a Tier 1 sub. JudgeKyle subscribed for 7 months in a row!
JudgeKyle: Something something buttons?
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, JudgeKyle! (Today's storm count: 30)
Ravynn: Once more but with feeling?
Izandai: Bitchin'.
Contiguouskittycat: New Game Plus, become EVEN WEAKER
TheBlueCosmonaut: cleavers PogChamp
Lord_ZYRK: We got big bois blades PogChamp
silenceaux: Oh hey, Gluttony's cleavers
Avidus_Mauch: bye
BrindleBoar: o/
Zebunisher: ty adam
Phailhammer: cya :)
CataclysmicReverb: Bye Adam
I_Am_Clockwork: buh bye
MadWaltz: Thanks for the stream Adam
fracassio: Thanks for the stream, Adam lrrHEART
Izandai: See ya then! Thanks for the stream!
Tangsm: Have a good nom, Adam
I_Am_Clockwork: Desert Bus Hype!
sethmerickson17: thx for the stream
BusTed: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (2:32 from now).
SenseAmidstMadness: Are you ready for Desert Bus?
adi_pie: Bye, Adam. Take care.
Lord_ZYRK: Good stream boyo
Lord_ZYRK: Later ResidentSleeper /
I_Am_Clockwork: Take care adam!
BusTed: Catch you later.
JudgeKyle: get some food buddy, enjoy!
corpocracy: Thanks!
corpocracy: lrrHEART
Steel_zsar93: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (2:31 from now).
Questhere: klthxbai!
Bobtheninjagoldfish: gg
Lord_ZYRK: (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ Now kiss
Erudite_Cynic: did I just miss it?
Bobtheninjagoldfish: just finished
Erudite_Cynic: womp womp
Sati90: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (2:26 from now).
TheDeadVirgin: !Next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (2:26 from now).
riking27: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (2:20 from now).